Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken's Embarrassing Past, Our Video Was Too Dangerous, & Money Mike Strikes Again
Episode Date: March 12, 2024In today's podcast Money Mike strikes again, Kens “embarrassing” moment from high school, Tyson Vs Paul, How Jake and his dad are bonding, How Cj's dad prepared him for a fight, The importance of ...mindset, the surprisingly recent invention of the hamburger, Best sports to watch, our video that YOU guys thought was too dangerous, Fire Safety, and the fail that haunts Evan. Thanks for watching everyone! Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Everyone's like, I can't believe you want.
I'm like, I took second.
I haven't seen Ken in the last week, dude.
Money money.
Apparently that's where they draw the line of,
say, too dangerous.
You guys love bringing up my embarrassing ass.
That is all you love bringing up.
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Oh, I'm sponsored now.
Oh, I got to plug back in.
Being sponsored by Cheetos, I don't know if that's good, man.
My friend Evan uses Cheeto like it's a bad thing.
So we're not doing that then?
No, I'm just saying, like, you being sponsored.
sponsored by Cheeto, I don't know if he would think that is Cheeto or not, you know?
I think he'd say it's Cheeto, and Cheeto is not good if I've learned anything from Evan.
Cheetos bad these days, I guess.
Yeah, a lot of, he has a lot of things and people that he think are Cheeto.
I mean, if Evan likes you or whatever your thing is, you're a delicacy.
Not a Cheeto.
You're rare.
Yeah, you mean, you wouldn't be Cheeto.
Got it.
Money, Mike.
Mike got his $700.
It's a comfy chair, though.
It's a hell of a chair, Mike.
Is that a magnetic headrest on that moment?
I think that's great.
Such a flex.
Look at that.
That's the softest pillow I've ever felt, by the way.
Yeah, I was like, if I could have, like, sleep on this, that pillow at night.
Mike, why don't you buy a bed made out of that pillow?
You should buy a Red Bull bed.
If they made one, I would.
You'd think Mike was sponsored by Red Bull.
He's just that kid that just bought everything, Red Bull.
It's got so much adjustability.
Like, the arms go in and out, back and forth.
Up and down, obviously.
Yeah, man.
You don't have to sell me on it.
Good chair, man.
You need a good chair in life,
whether you're just sitting at your computer or gaming,
or maybe you could have, like,
your whole, like, dining room set at your house
to be just surrounded by those nice chairs.
You're like, I bought the nicest chairs for our guests.
That'd be, like, a really good move for a streamer house.
I bet you Sydney would love it, though.
Having those chairs, it's stylish.
My buddy Ken bought a nice chair for his office.
I can't remember why.
but I took it and he just never asked for it back.
It's because he's a non-confrontational guy.
Straight up, dude.
He'd just go and buy a new one.
He did.
That's exactly what he did.
It's amazing.
I grabbed his chair and was using it for, I think, the day.
And he was like, um, you're going to just use that chair?
I was like, yeah, I'm just, yeah, today.
Okay, well, I already ordered another one then.
I was like, oh, bro, I didn't plan on keeping it.
I was just borrowing it.
Had it for like 20 minutes.
And he's just like, well, I got to get another one.
It didn't work out pretty good.
Wait, so did he order another one?
Yeah, I have the same chair as Ken.
That is how you acquired that chair.
Yes.
I just figured you liked it so much that you went and did like any normal person would
do and order it themselves.
Obviously, he didn't give you the option.
No.
Yeah, it ended up working out.
No, I mean, this is justifiable to an extent, obviously spending.
But like, we spend a lot of time with our butts in office chairs.
Unfortunately, you've got to have a good chair in your office.
going to spend a lot of time in there.
Red Bull Racing and Oracle Secret Lab chair.
Yeah, you really do need a full-on F-1 NASCAR chair.
Sometimes when I come in in the morning, my buddy Mike's sleeping in his office chair.
I've had that a couple times.
You walk in there.
He's just kind of like, you already know how I tested it, dude.
I was like, all right, if I had to take a nap, how is it going to feel?
Oh my gosh.
Dude, that is legit.
All right.
Well, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast, where we love chairs.
We actually, we love chairs around here.
Yeah.
All chairs.
All chairs, dude.
Yeah.
We, we were working with one of our new designers and, you know, kind of just gave
them the reins of just like, hey, you're familiar with our style.
You know what we like, you know, kind of present us with some logos.
Well, he gave us a chair logo, like, like, Seaboy's TV, white plastic chair on a bunch of stuff.
And we were like, dude, that's amazing.
Goes hard, doesn't it?
Yeah, I don't know if we can show it or not, but it's, it's honestly sick.
I don't, but we didn't choose it as one of our two.
So we had to choose two, and we didn't choose that one.
But I thought it was sick.
Maybe we'll do it next time.
I just thought it was amazing that this guy was working so hard that he went back and watched all the videos and then like picked up on the reoccurring chair theme that only happens once every.
I mean, it's not like it's reoccurring every video.
He picked up on it and then you integrated it into a design without us even mentioning it.
Yeah, it was good.
That's like doing your due diligence.
and, you know, understanding your client.
Really, really going above and beyond.
No, he is.
Yeah, for sure.
Made like 30 designs for us to pick two.
How many chairs you think we've smashed?
Hundreds.
In our channel.
I'm having, like, Vietnam flashbacks.
I just remember that.
We were watching back when we had our one million party,
and we went pretty rogue.
I ended up, like, hitting a stack of 10 of them with my three-wheeler.
And then it was just like, everyone was standing there,
just picking them off, chucking them at the ground.
But I bet we've, in our existence,
of the channel probably at least 100 oh i bet it's more easy i bet it's yeah i bet it's minimum
150 throw in at least 10 tables that have been smashed through 15 that's standard procedure
there's just something about it when it hits the ground that initial snap you're just like i'm
powerful yeah like that you just feels right it does it does it's just so brittle yeah we need to
find a more cost effective way to keep doing that we could start selling our own we start making the
perfect chair for breaking i think the problem with that is you get high on your own supply and that
back will be empty very fast oh man dude we would run ourselves so dry so fast yeah oh man so is ken not
going to be sitting in on us what did it no i don't think so i haven't seen ken in the last week dude
me either last weekend here for one hour i know what about the i heard jac had a story i don't know
what the story is but i want to have ken in on this oh we got it's a true story it is a i think
Ken needs to be here to defend himself.
For sure.
Let me call him.
Whether he can maybe pop in at the end of the podcast, we can carry on.
This is actually how we communicate with Ken now.
Act like we're not on the pod.
Doors.
He just like gets on, what the fuck?
We're like, yeah, that's how he acts always.
He's just in a bad mood at that one moment.
Your call has just.
Just keep calling him.
Man.
Why was the long ring?
No, he's definitely.
I'm there.
I guarantee he goes,
give me a couple minutes.
10, 15 minutes.
Where's in the bathroom?
He hates taking phone calls when he's in the bathroom.
He's disturbing his peaceful time.
Yeah.
Your call has been forwarded to voice.
He's a busy man.
Your call has been forward.
Dude, what could he possibly be doing?
Yeah, last weekend we went bowling.
The whole crew.
We were all together.
We're going bowling.
He's like, no, no.
no, I'm going to go to bed, hired from all my shipping.
We're like, all right, understandable, you know, disappointed.
And then after bowling, we come and find him at the bar.
I think he just needs his alone time.
No, he just wanted to hang out with his favorite friends.
Oh.
We're like his beats works with us.
He just works with him.
You know, I don't really know those guys.
Can you imagine asking us?
Why would you not go out with him?
Wow, are you going to go have beers with your coworkers every weekend?
I don't think so.
So I'm not going to do that either.
I want to think with my friends.
Yeah.
Well, Jacob,
thanks for being here today.
Yeah.
Thanks for coming me.
I have a gift for you.
I saw this and I thought of you and I think you need to put it on your car.
It says if driven carefully, please report stolen.
That is awesome, dude.
Thank you.
That's great.
That's dynamite.
Yeah, that's going right on.
That is honestly very truthful.
Right on what?
I don't think I've ever seen you not driving at a, like there's an urgent activity happening.
Yeah.
Well, the thing.
is it's like i still have that like little tiny little ping in my brain if i see one of my
friends i'm like i got to do something like i don't know what it is but like anything i'll look
for something in my vehicle or i'm just like if i got nothing i'm like i'll just floor it i'll just
go oh here we go hello you called what are you doing
uh what do you think i'm doing why so mysterious
what i've been doing all day you're still in the bathroom
You caught me?
Come be on the podcast.
Okay, I'll be up there for a second.
Okay.
Nice.
You got them down from a minute.
You know, I walked out to my truck this morning,
and there was a bumper sticker,
or I should say, like, a back window sticker on mine,
and it said, Chubby Chaser.
I don't know who put that on there,
or how long I've been driving around with it,
but I was like, oh.
And I tried taking it off.
And I couldn't get it off because it was so cold.
It was literally right on there.
It was one of those stickers that's like, you know, you take it off
or you can just get like a little like string of it.
And I was like, well, this sucks.
And now it's still on there.
Chubby Chasing.
Chubby Chaser.
I'm not sure who put it on.
I literally don't know who put it on.
That just goes to show that like just simple pranks.
I mean, what if you want to call it?
I thought it was funny.
I'm not mad about.
Yeah, I mean, it's just so, it's like never not funny.
I remember like a couple years ago somebody hit me with some good old window paint that
just said,
honk if you're horny and it's just like that's still funny to me like just stuff like that a window
sticker that says chubby chaser the only thing i can think is evan has been kind of like putting
castle x stickers on all of his stuff and he was he like i saw he put one on the back of his truck so
maybe he put that on mine which doesn't really make sense you've been putting it on his stuff
Okay, maybe I've been putting that spikes on his.
Don't you see what I was doing.
I was like, I don't think that's how that's going.
I think you're trying to self-sabotage in the fact of you thought that sticker was cool
and you're trying to be like, ha-ha, ha, buddy chubby chaser.
But you wanted us to be like, no, man, that's sick.
And you'd be like, all right, you know what?
It is sick.
I'm going to leave it.
But you want a justification before you said I put it there.
Yeah, as my girlfriend's sitting right next to us off camera.
Nothing wrong with Chubbies though
I often wonder
There isn't
There's nothing wrong with Chubbies
No no no no big girls need love to
I often wonder
What's going through people's minds
When they put like the big like
Fuck It stickers
You know like the it's like the guy
A company where it's like
You can't even see out that window
All you can see is that big one
Yeah like the big one
I think they only have one response to your question
Fuck it
Yeah no and that makes
sense. That's why it's interesting on your truck too. So like CJ's truck fully stock,
doesn't have a sticker or, you thought like a 50 year old dentist drives my truck. That's why any
sticker that just the singular sticker has so much value, whether it's a brand or a funny thing.
Like when you see a Chevy with a bunch of aggressive stickers on it, you just go, huh, that's the type
of guy that guy is, he put all those on himself. Come to think of it, I was filling up. And I was,
there was a couple gals that came and talked to me. It's like it might honestly be a little bit more.
more of a magnet now, you know?
It's the only thing on your truck that defines who you are.
That's true.
That's true.
He's that guy.
Anyways, I got a couple things I'm talking about where Ken gets here.
Something crazy that happened.
My dad blew up his plane while flying the other day.
That's so scary.
Yeah.
When he, like, called me and told me he was in the air.
Like when I hung up with him, like my first reaction, like, I didn't even get nervous
and nothing because I think I had so much trust in him that like, oh, he's going to be
fine.
he's going to put this thing down wherever and then after i thought about it once i like saw
the block and i'm like man to like any other person that's probably not normal like just
think if you're like over water yeah it's definitely bad so what what did he do he was just like on
the radio like hey i'll be home in 26 minutes hey he'll be home in like 20 minutes and all of son he's
just like hey i got to land like right now like something really bad's happened i don't know what
and like he sent me a video and it literally sounds like take any motor you guys have messed up
what it sounds like when it's blown up that's what his plane sounded like but you're flying so it sounds
like the things falling apart mid flight right did he landed on the highway no no he didn't he didn't
land it on the highway where did he landed he turned around and just landed at like the closest airport
which like could coast to but like he's like yeah i think i can make it home and then it just got
worse and worse and worse and it's just like you put like so much trust and like oh he's got it
because he's just done it forever you know and then like i was just thinking i'm like dude
if that was me, I'd probably be having a panic attack.
I'd be panicking, dude, in a small plane with a propeller.
So the propeller quit spinning then?
No, so, like, it was still running, but it was like, it was just running rough.
And you don't know, like, anything can happen and get out of balance and stuff like that.
But, like, statistically, he beat the odds, you know, like his motor quit.
So now it's not going to happen for another 40 years.
So he should be good to go.
Yeah, because what, he's got to have that thing rebuilt every two years, every five years.
Or, like, you got to take certain precautions.
It goes by hours.
So they make you, like, once you hit so many hours, I don't know what the number is.
Let's say it's 2,000 hours on the motor.
No matter what, you just need a whole new motor.
You can't mess around with it.
Yeah.
The older I get, the more I realize how cool it is that Dave has his own runway, just like at the shop there with the hangar.
And, like, you know, you can fuel up and fly out right there.
Like, that is so sick.
So handy.
That is so sick.
Anytime he wants, and it's so funny you say that because, like, it's just been, like, a part of his business.
but so many people are like, where's your dad going?
I'm like, oh, he's just got to fly here and fly back.
And he can just do it within a matter of like a couple hours.
Well, you use it like an Uber.
Like he just like straight up, dude.
You know, I worked for Dave for four years.
And dude, the dude would just fly in, grab lunch and fly out.
I still to this day don't know where he was going or what he was doing because you can't,
you got to just like kind of fly around.
I'm like, what's he doing up there?
He's just like keeping an eye up from the sky.
but like I do realize too like most pilots just also just kind of do it for fun yeah because
it's fun like flying's fun and uh you know the more I think about I'm like I wonder if Dave was just
like flying around all day just like for fun like how much can he do from the air yeah I'm working
just burning fuel just driving around but I was like thinking about him like I think when he does
if he ever retires which I don't think he will but if he did that would be his hobby he would just
fly places because he just enjoys it so much yeah most most pilots do dude i was cracking up last
night when it said jake was telling me that dave was on an 80s cruise uh with his wife and that's just
funny in itself he's like but he's been gone for 10 days man has it been nice having him gone i'm like
well why he's full yeah peaceful and i'm like well why is that like it's not like you work for
him anymore and he's just like dude if we don't have if me and tony don't have our radios on us
he like we get in trouble just because he can't radio us
And then he called him.
He got done with a cruise last night and he's on his way home.
And he's, like, calls him, Junior, I saw you another pair of sunglasses.
Better ship those out right now.
Well, he texted me.
Look the order up.
He texted me a picture of him.
Let me just show you guys this picture.
He texted me.
He sends me this picture, right?
Classic.
I'm standing in front of this phone.
Classic.
And he just goes, look my glasses.
That was the three words he sent.
And I said, looking good, Dave, still don't know what he meant or why he felt like, I should get that.
That is such a him thing.
Like, what did you mean by that?
I don't know.
I just, I thought you should know.
I'm like, all right, cool, thanks.
Like, that was it.
He just had like, he made a connection somehow that I don't think you could make again,
had to send it to that person.
And that was the end of the conversation.
Yeah.
What's up, Ken?
You made her.
What's up?
Ken.
Welcome back.
I just so happened to be at the roadhouse and find out.
and find out,
found out
some pretty crazy information about you
that like I just thought I had to share with the world
is pretty simple.
About me.
About you.
So I was at the roadhouse
and there was like a bunch of your old friends
from high school.
Okay.
And they were all like.
And it's like,
oh fuck.
I thought I had them all signed in the ADA.
And anyway,
so I was like sitting there
and they were like asking how everything's going
just chopping it up.
And they're like,
yeah,
it's just so.
like crazy how far like you guys have come and like it's crazy we used to know can in high school
and like how how good he's doing I'm like yeah he's doing great and I don't know how it kind of came
about but I basically they said something like yeah I just can't believe how far he's coming I'm like
well what do you mean and they're like well I just remember my last thought of him is he was playing
the gong in band class is like is that like rock bottom is like well I don't were you
I'm not going to say it's like the easiest instrument to play to just hit it one time.
You could get away with doing basically nothing in band classes.
You've been doing this your whole life.
Because it was like basically a free hour to sit on your phone in high school.
Like what kid doesn't want to do that?
So you can play the gong like a son of a guy.
Oh, hell yeah.
I haven't done that in years.
That's so funny.
Did you have a certain technique with the way you'd hit it or what?
No, no, just like, oh shit.
Like my part's coming up.
Oh, I think this is right.
hit it so do you practice that i didn't i didn't do shit so why do you get to choose that or did you
get that stuck on you by the teacher i honestly don't remember either way i think it's hilarious
that you ended up like whether you chose it or the teacher chose it for you there's got to be
some videos out there yeah telling like some some parent filmed it i thought they were kidding and
they're like no for real like he crushed it and i like when when they initially said it i was
it envisioning like ken just having a panic moment not knowing to hit it and just
smashed it's just like the total wrong time but yeah you've come a long way yeah they made
a really weird connection with that as well they're like he's came a long ways i'm like
i was really expecting some like no no i i was expecting a little more than that's
every day in the morning like i don't know ken is like that's it that's the worst thing they
could come up to say yeah he's like the perfect
I got off clean then.
Yeah.
I love how I'm,
I totally should have said anything.
I'm so overhyped.
You're like,
guys,
I got the best story.
Yo,
yo,
impromptu podcast.
Yeah.
Everyone gets here with something.
Yeah.
He played the gong in high school.
Your dad and you is really showing through with that.
100%.
I don't remember it because I guess I was too young.
I've been trying to find the video,
but I haven't been over there in a while.
So it's kind of hard to ask.
But,
apparently when you graduated Sunday school, which is like what, like third grade?
Fuck, that was.
I don't know.
Like a long time ago, obviously, he stood up in front of the church and they like said like
what you want to be when you grow up.
And you said you wanted to be like rich and famous or like famous and good looking or
something like that.
I'm trying to find the video, but I got to go to church to do that.
Man, Ken, you're doing a great job.
Yeah, you have come a long ways.
That's what I'm saying.
He's got dreams.
I feel like that story's been embellished to the point where it's just not even true.
Do you happen to remember what it?
No.
I thought it was Randy does.
Pretty and famous.
Okay.
Randy talks about that all the time.
It is one of his favorite stories about you.
And I wanted to get the video to have proof.
So I'll work on that.
But I feel like that was like the very beginning of video cameras.
I doubt that exists.
Well,
either way, if you said the church sign in NDA.
If you said it or not, like you got it.
You're famous and you're good looking.
Yeah, dude.
You did it.
You probably did it.
God blessed you.
Ken
you fucking nailed it
you know what's going to happen
we're going to like find all this stuff out about Ken
you're going to start digging around trying to find it
and they're just like I cannot talk about that
Ken has the whole town
ND8 up
you're just like you got to sign this
you got to sign this
it's a huge payday if they talk so
that's true Ken walks into a gas station
buys a candy bar leaves two lawyers coming
was Ken you're going to were you the one
to talk to Ken Matthews, we're going to need you to sign things.
I was just thinking that, like, that'd be kind of a pretty abstract prank,
but you just meet someone for like a couple minutes and then you have them sign an NDA.
That's actually a funny idea.
If you could just not repeat that you even know me, that'd be awesome.
It's got to be lawyers, though, behind them.
How's it been going back there, Kenny?
We're doing great back there.
It's, we're crushing it.
We're getting some stuff packaged up every day.
That's good.
It's a lot of volume moving in and out of that place.
Got a good team, though, back there working with you.
Okay, so there's a fight coming up.
Jake Paul, Mike Tyson, right?
As soon as that got announced, first person to call me, my dad, he goes, we're going.
I'm like, what?
He goes, yep, I want to see it.
He goes, I want to.
He's like, someone's going to beat that kid and he's going to be Mike Tyson.
No, he's not.
That's the side, Dave is on.
Isn't Mike Tyson like 60?
Yeah, but dude, I don't care.
What is it?
Like, if it was like an actual, like, I don't know if it's going to be staged or how it's
set up excruition, like, if you were to just put those two people in room,
Mike Tyson's going to walk out.
I'm going to watch it and I'm like I think it's going to be really cool to like watch that
But it's not the same as Mike Tyson and his prime you know Jake Paul is really there's nothing to like sluff off about his boxing he's good he's gotten way better
He's beating like actual pro fighters you can't talk shit I think Jake Paul is a really good boxer
Mike Tyson obviously was a really good boxer but he's old now dude and like I feel like there's gonna be some kind of rule
Where he can't get hit in the head
Because I remember when him and I can't even remember
Who is it?
Roy Jones Jr.
When him and Roy Jones Jr. boxed,
it was an exhibition, an exhibition,
and there was no shots to the head.
Oh.
And honestly, I mean, Mike Tyson is 60 years old.
Who wants to see a six-year-old man get knocked out?
I know.
I don't know why he would get,
like he's already got enough damage from all his years of getting hit in the head.
I just, so I don't know.
I have a feeling he's got a pretty good team behind him.
is probably worked out where Jake's not going to knock him out.
Do you think he could if he wanted to?
Jake Paul?
Yeah.
100%.
You think he could knock him out if it was just like one-on-one full-on?
I think so.
I think so.
Dude, he's so fast still.
How many times since he's been KO'd say, I mean, I don't know the exact,
but I can at least name like two for sure.
Like I know Buster Douglas knocked him out in China.
That's how he pretty much is downfall.
It was Japan.
and then I know there's like towards the end of his career when he was broke
he should have been retired a while ago but he was just fighting because he needed money
and like he got you know knocked out a couple times
and he's been knocked out five times and that's just in an actual boxing match
so you got to consider when you're sparring you know all the years of training
you see this video of recently of him fighting dude dude he's pretty
delicious dude no absolutely absolutely he's vicious he's
But he is a 60-year-old man.
I agree.
For his age, that's crazy.
Yes, it looks really good, but I still just, to me, it's kind of a stupid fight.
I think it's going to sell a lot of tickets.
A lot of people are going to watch because you have to.
But, you know, it's a young guy in his prime versus a clearly out of his prime.
You know, he's nothing like his prime.
Like, yeah, he's, he'd kick the shit out of 99% of people, but like a trained boxer who is in his prime.
I just don't think it's a fair matchup, but I think it's an entertaining one.
Right.
And that's why we're talking about it.
But that's where it opens up where you mentioned earlier,
can't hate on Jake,
Jake Paul.
I don't know who initiated.
No,
I don't know who initiated.
You have to do that.
No,
I'm not saying anybody is.
I'm just saying like,
and then you kind of finished up with,
it's not a fair fight.
It isn't.
It's just not right.
I mean,
in that terms.
Yeah,
it's tough.
I am just here for it.
I'm here for it.
I'm so excited.
We all are so excited.
I'd love to like go to the fight.
But,
uh,
yeah,
you'll see the Instagram comments.
Like,
no one's happy.
No one's ever going to be happy.
Yeah, but the problem is Jake gets so much hate the way it is,
which I think he doesn't deserve.
He's proven himself already.
All I'm saying is, like,
I just don't think it's the same as any of the other matches that Jake has had.
Like, I don't think it's going to be the same intensity or, like,
I don't know, I just find it hard to believe that they're,
their vibe they want to kill each other, you know?
I just feel like it'd be hard to believe that there is not a rule in there
where Jake can knock Mike Tyson out.
or where he can't knock him out because, like, I feel like he'd be protected.
Mike Tyson's making a lot of money now.
He seems to have a really good team behind him, so I doubt they would let him get in there.
But that's what makes it kind of lame because, like, who wants to watch a boxing match?
Or, you know, it takes away from it, like an exhibition boxing match
where you can't strike to the head and, you know, actually go full on.
But it's still going to be super fun to watch, I think.
Jake, did your dad ever fight Mike Tyson?
Fight Mike Tyson?
No, who was the guy that he was in the same thing as?
Obviously, Roy Jones, Jr.
No.
No, it was Mike.
But wasn't like, but no.
If Dave fought Mike Tyson,
it would make a lot more sense.
He had a story, though, because when he was in...
So my dad won Golden Gloves in 1987.
They're a heavyweight champion in Golden Gloves in 1987.
And in 1984, Mike Tyson won.
And then in 1963, it was Cassius Clay, which was actually Muhammad Ali.
But the same year that my dad won is the same year, Roy Jones.
junior one, but he was not heavy weight.
Oh, he's the weight class.
Yeah, I got a picture of it.
It's pretty cool there.
And the dude, Dave is like the, I don't know if this is bad or not.
He's like the only white guy there.
Just like, it's all these just beasts and then you just see Dave.
Yeah, I mean, that is crazy.
Yeah.
Like, that's insane from Cormorant.
Dude, it is like.
Fighting out of Cormorant Village.
Dude, you guys, I have the, like, I don't know why I didn't watch this a long time ago,
but I, like, I have the whole Nationals tape of when he'd
on DVD.
And it's like the coolest video of all time.
Like there's a huge arena and everybody's like screaming my dad's name.
Really?
That's so sick.
That is pretty sick.
Where was it?
Knoxville, Tennessee.
That's crazy.
Were they screaming like, sure, Brooke?
Or were they going, Dave?
It was Dave.
But it was a, Dave, Dave.
What was he fighting for?
It was like amateur golden gloves.
Yeah, it was just amateur golden gloves.
and then if you won that, you got to go to the Olympic trials and then...
Olympic trials to the Olympics?
Yeah.
So he was supposed to go to the Olympic trials and it is so funny at the end.
He's just like, oh, my goal is to win three fights.
I won five, but no, I'm going to go back to work.
Like, he's just like, they're like, you're thinking about going pro?
He goes, no, I've got to go back to work.
I've got to get back to Turvint.
Yeah, like that is just like, Dave Dutty, he's like, yeah, dinner.
And then he never fought again.
Wow.
So just went out on top.
Went out on top.
That's pretty sick.
Yeah.
Was it pretty crazy watching?
him beat the shit out of people dude it was just weird to watch because like i was literally like
when you watch it he looks just like me but he's freaking yulped like i'm like okay he's in my shape
times a million like he just looks like a big scary dude yeah but uh yeah it's really cool to watch
are you still gonna fight him he won't do it he he's got armed problems and shit he's like it's
not worth it and he goes and he goes i don't want to burst your bubble but he goes i'd kill you
and i go yeah i know i'm like i kind of want just the slow-mo clip of you just rocking my dome
And I hit in the mat.
I'm like, I think it'd be cool.
Like, how many people can say they got beat up by their dad?
And I'm like, wait a second, probably.
People can say that.
Why do you think he'd kill you just because it boils down to technique?
Oh, yeah.
And then you wouldn't have that technique.
Right.
I'd be more conditioned.
I'm getting trained by the guy that I'm going to fight, you know?
Like, I only know as much as he shows me.
And like, so he'll, like, all right, let's do this, this, this and this.
And then we'll watch it back.
He's like, okay, see that right there?
I would have knocked you out.
See this right here?
What a knocked you out.
And, like, Ryan actually, I sent him the video when I was hitting mitts with them.
He's still so fast he can, like, catch my punches and sneak a punch in and hit me across the head.
And it's like light speed and you just don't even see it.
And I'm like, how did you know how to do that?
And he's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just so cool how you like sees it.
And I'm like, I would never want to fight you and die.
Dude, David, walk in the ring eating gummy bears, put the bag of gummy bears down and it knock you out and then have gummy bears on the way out of the ring.
You'd be like training super hard.
That's the thing.
Like, if you want, it'd be like, damn, dude, you asshole, you knock your dad out.
Yeah, I know.
So I just know, so I told him, like, I'd love to do it.
He's just like, but he's got such bad shoulder pain and I feel like surgery and so.
So I was like, damn, not worth it.
Maybe one day when he's like in a wheelchair.
Reminds you.
Reminds me a hot rod.
Then you're like, ready for this.
Yeah, that's literally what I remember.
I'm going to get you better so I can kick your ass.
I'm going to fix your heart so I could beat you to death.
Yeah, dude.
Fighting's big.
fighting's big dude like one of our workers i won't say who and what's going on but one of our workers
signed himself up for a real boxing match no ufc m mma wow i actually even more
same corrected that that's that's even more i'm definitely going to that yeah i'm like dude
if we can make it like that's awesome yeah as long as we can uh we guys two is one in grand forks
and like one in minneapolis but uh that'll be cool to watch my goal is ken's bodyguard actually
ken's been paying him on the side he's a lot he's a lot smaller and
but clearly trained.
He's lethal.
My goal is like I just want to do one amateur fight.
Just one.
Just like that's all I want to do.
So here's what I wonder is like is that first one?
Is that where the addiction happens though?
That's like it.
You might end up really liking it.
And you'll never know until that first one.
Yeah.
I feel like a lot of it you might just have built into you though too.
You know, like you've got to be a type of person
to even want to do that in the first place.
Yeah.
Like that's such a crazy.
The balls to go get in the ring,
whether you're good or not.
not good or whatever.
I think what you're saying,
it takes a special type of someone
to just want to get punched in the face and stay there.
Absolutely.
I don't know.
I just think it'd be cool.
I just want to try it because my dad did it.
And I freaking love, like,
freaking training with him and stuff.
And it's just fun because it's something like we started bonding over over time.
Like, all we really did was the other is work or just F off
and destroy his trucks and stuff.
And then we started boxing together and we enjoy it.
But I mean,
everybody,
whether you want to do the fight or not,
like pretty much everybody likes watching fights.
Yeah.
You know, it's just like we got like our girlfriends, all of you guys are now into it.
Like we started watching like the big UFC fights, the bigger boxing matches.
But even if you were just driving down the street and two guys started fighting,
it's just your nature.
You got to learn and watch.
You're going to watch.
Like everyone will watch.
Yeah, it's like built into your human instinct.
You just can't turn away.
It's something bad.
You don't see it every day.
You're just like, I got to get me a part of that.
I never had fights in school, but CJ used to always have.
Sometimes.
In middle school, there was a lot.
but like most of the kids who were like fighting in middle school then by the time they turned like
16 they're out of there you know what I'm saying so that's why it seemed like there was more in middle
school than high school which is interesting but I was never in one one time though there was a kid
on my on my hockey team he like it was like interesting he like was a new kid he like joined in
and for some reason we were beefing and like I felt like there was a locker box coming up
when people propose that you can't really back down luckily it didn't happen but I I was like you know
kind of concern like i should probably like know how to do a little bit of like boxing you're just
wearing your hockey gloves hockey gloves in a helmet and uh which that used to happen a lot more in
the locker room before there was phones and then when kids got phones uh you'd videotape it put on
facebook whatever then you got in trouble then like parents came in and stopped it and you know
you could get like in really big trouble get kicked off the team all like because people were
actually getting like really hurt um which is funny because you still got a helmet and
you're hidden with gloves, but it doesn't matter.
You get, you know, still get rocked.
So anyways, I went home and, like, my dad is a black belt in taekwondo.
So he knows how to, like, you know, technique and into that kind of fighting.
So he, like, I put my helmet on, get my gloves, and he's like, all right, I'm going to show you.
Yeah, yeah, he was, like, trying to get me ready.
No, I can't picture this dude.
I can't picture this dude.
I was in the eighth grade.
And it was maybe only, like, five, ten minutes.
It was just, like, five, ten minutes.
Treats?
Five, ten minutes.
But, like, it was the same thing as yours.
I knew no technique, knew nothing.
And, like, he, like, tagged me a couple times.
And I was like, damn.
Maybe I should just do anything to avoid this.
I don't like this.
Yeah.
I just realized.
And, yeah, that was pretty much that.
But never had to box.
But, yeah, that goes back to the technique thing.
Yeah, take me up a couple times.
Interesting.
And that was that.
Well, no real fights aside, your stamina is boosted.
because when you told me the whole, yeah,
I got second in the ditch banger,
you went to that at, at, uh,
just being in shape.
Yeah.
I'm like,
I'm like, dude.
I can't imagine how have you.
I'm like,
when did you like get good at snowmobile racing?
I know it's on vintage and you're like,
no,
I just outlasted everyone because I had really good stamina.
I'm like,
dude,
it makes sense.
Dude,
the prior years that I've done it,
I haven't even been able to finish the race.
Like the one time I just fell off to sled because I couldn't hang on.
Yeah,
stout.
Yeah.
Also,
everyone's like,
I can't believe you want.
I'm like, I took second.
I have so many second place trophies.
They're basically like, congrats on finishing, man.
All I saw, dude, was you holding that above your head, cheering.
That's pretty good.
I got first.
Who did you lose to, like, a professional?
No, he lost one of the guys who owns the RX.
Oh, well, then he was a professional show after race.
I wasn't even in his class.
Oh.
No, Andrew's in the pro class.
Wait.
You weren't even in the pro class?
You were an amateur.
Like 12 year old kids with you?
Take this man's trophy away.
Oh, damn.
No, honestly, Jake, I saw that and I was just.
So happy for you because, like, I know how much that means to you because you love racing.
And it just never seems to go that way for you.
No, it never works out ever.
And so I saw that and I considered second place first, you know?
Yeah.
It was a man.
You had something over your head?
I'd be happy with second.
I thought it was funny when there was that girl coming up to you.
And you were like, yeah, what's up, baby?
Yeah, I won the dishbag.
So you were just like, ah, first second wasn't.
difference you know but first second yeah close enough i will say like after that moment like
kind of hit hard they just kind of came out of the woodworks they really shit for taking second
yeah track snacks yeah i don't think that's what they call them yeah like girls that chase after like
the winners wow at the races tracks snacks i've actually never heard that until today
it's a fun did you just come up with that no that's a that's a known thing i guess a term
i didn't even know that because i've never won so yeah yeah i'm just learning about
It's what I've heard. Jake, after his next one, I'm getting kind of hungry. You can use a snack.
But yeah. So they were flocking. Oh, yeah. There was like, undeniably hundreds of them.
Really? Yeah, I bet. I thought you were going to say two.
Yeah. I think there was two. Yeah, you said there's 4,700 spectators.
Yeah, that was actually crazy. Old school snowmobile race. That just shows like, 5,000 people.
People were hungry for some snowmobile entertainment this winter. It was a perfect storm because it was 50 degrees, perfect day. No snowmen.
anywhere else but ERX because they made so much that it lasted so long and just
everybody and their brother came and brought all their snowmobiles and I was like
this is packed like there was more people there they said announced it it was the biggest
snowmobile event of the entire 2020 oh yeah yeah like the season season yeah it was like
the biggest one of all of them bigger nationals the what all of them the drags those
everything yeah that's pretty cool they came off for you to get seconds too yeah that's so
cool they're all there for you
I don't think so.
Are you still doing the cold plunges?
I am.
Yeah.
It's a grind.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
So,
like in the mornings,
though?
No,
I actually switched to night because...
Schedule change.
Yeah,
I had a schedule change
because, like,
we all used to meet in the mornings,
and then everyone kind of dispersed and had to get back to, like, real-life
stuff,
and now I was just like...
Like sleeping?
Yeah.
Well, everyone was just like...
And then me and Tommy were the only ones going at, like,
5.30 in the morning.
I'm like, there's no reason to do this.
Sorry, I just started to go at night.
Yeah, which one said that?
Because I feel like, you know, you're both, like, granted out.
Like, yeah, this is crazy, right?
And then one person's like, yo, what if we just, like, didn't do this?
Yeah, well, I think me and Tom looked at each other and were like, this sucks.
Like, let's just do it at night.
And I'm like, yeah.
But, uh, yeah, I still trying to do it every day.
I'm going to do it probably after this and I love it.
The fact that you and Justin did, like, 17 minutes?
I'm not going to lie.
I was worried about Justin's health.
Like, that was going on there.
Dude, I don't know.
Like, I was like, I'm in this to win it.
And then I realized, like, Justin's still next to me.
I'm like, this is his first time.
He was untrained.
Yeah.
He was untrained.
He did not look well, though, after that.
No, he looked sickly.
I had it on my Snapchat story, like the whole document in the whole thing.
And the thing is, is after four minutes, you're pretty numb.
And it actually gets easy.
It doesn't get easy, but it gets a lot easier.
But the problem is the longer you stay in there, when you come out, I mean, my first time I was in there for four, four minutes.
and it took me like the whole day to warm back up like my toes and stuff but justin man he just
looked disheveled after that he was just like a shell of a human walking around with us he had his
hands like against the pool table and he's leaning against it and at that moment i'm like
dude are you actually going to be okay because like i there's like stories of like so once your
body goes into like hypothermia or like organs start shutting down like sometimes they won't fire
back up and i was like dude are you good like are you good and he's like yeah i'm just i'm freaking cold
I'm like, yeah, no.
Like, yeah, we were just in the...
We should have had him hop in the hot tub or something.
But now, he's good.
He's a tough kid, dude.
I proffs to him.
17 minutes first time, I ain't doing that.
Oh, that is insane.
Have you done one in the lake yet?
No.
You got to join, man.
It's honestly fun.
It is.
Like, I don't think it's...
Like, don't do 17 minutes, but do three or four minutes,
and it's honestly enjoyable.
I like it.
I'm down.
Let's do it.
Yeah, I'm super down.
For one, I think that you're on something
because you were telling me that you think the cold plunges,
are helping you, you know, tone, tone up.
Like, you've definitely just, like, lost a lot of weight and, you know, toned up.
It makes your metabolism fire up to basically burn a bunch of calories to warm your body back
up.
Correct.
Yep.
And honestly, it makes a lot of sense.
And I think it's been proven just by seeing you.
Like, I believe that.
Yeah.
So I do it for that, but I more so do it for the mental fact of, like, I want something super
hard that you don't want to do that I have to look forward to it.
every day like i jumping in the lake you know like make it part of your schedule like this is gonna suck
but like now i look forward but does it suck for you no that's the thing i enjoy it like i almost
turn something into like oh this is going to be miserable this is going to be miserable to now like
brick man i just can't wait to like jump in the ice bath and it's almost like the hardest part of your
day is done and if you enjoy the hardest part of your day you know it it makes it so much
much easier but yeah there's tons of like stuff behind it like you said like it i don't know
which part of it like basically helps burn the brown fats or takes the brown fats out
or something behind it.
There's...
Makes sense.
I didn't do all the research,
but I just listened everybody to talk about.
Basically, you're also touching on the fact that it is mentally helping you, too.
Just mentally overcome, you know, the hardest part of your day is now the easiest.
Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.
I truly believe that doing it in the lake with the ice around you out in the elements
of Minnesota winter is the hardest way to do it, I think.
So what are you going to do now that it's going to, like, I mean, the water's only going to
get warmer eventually yeah so i think i'm literally just gonna i got an ice maker plunged in for my shop
and i think i'm just gonna have to get that's great ice box that's great yeah so like i'm because
dude i was buying bags ice and it got expensive yeah it's like five 10 bucks a day so i just want to
get like a big horse trough or something and just i'm gonna have to let it rip that'll be easier
because like you don't even have to leave your home you just hop right in that's the hardest part
for me about it is like you got to go over there you know have all your shit get back in your truck
get back in, you're wet, your truck's, yeah, you know.
Something that sucked.
The heater went out on my truck, the blower fan.
So you're really cold.
So when I had to drive over there, my truck was as warm as it was outside, like it doesn't
warm up.
So I drive over there, jump in, plunge, and then have to drive all the way home.
Oh, dude, that's crazy.
That's got to be the harder.
That's how it's getting harder.
Yeah.
And that, like, was the, the hardest one I did.
I went and jumped off Longbridge.
It's already open.
I wanted to be like the first person.
Yeah, I was sick.
Yeah, you gainered off like Longbridge in February.
that's pretty sweet yeah a little cannonball gainer but like once i was driving home i'm like
i don't got any heat this is really cool but yeah i should have walked in the long bridge
you got a couple cocktails warm yourself up could have gone into my house that true you could
go use ben sauna my man i come home your truck is parked cider is my driveway doors open wet little
footprints running that boy you did too much in that lake again
Have you looked into like the physical benefits?
Obviously it's working good for like your mental health.
But there's no way that it gets any better for you spending 10 minutes a day in the lake.
I don't think anything past 10.
But I do think between like four and 10 there's a little difference of like I notice when I do four and I get in my truck.
I don't know.
I don't shiver.
Like I'm not like but like when I get past.
Man, you are just fucking seasoned.
Honed in dude.
Yeah.
But when I do past 10, you start shivering and that's when you start burning like calories and get your.
They say you're supposed to do it until you shiver.
Nobody's going to build a tolerance to sit in sub degree water forever, you know, right?
But like, you definitely have built a tolerance.
That's what I'm saying.
I'd say even I have and I haven't done it much.
But the thing I think behind it, though, is your tolerance is like a more mental thing.
Like obviously maybe it gets a little better.
But what's his name?
Hoff or whatever?
You did three and a half hours.
That's nuts.
In the glaciers.
Well, there's a, there's a video, yes theory made where they went and visited.
and lived with Wim Hof.
They show, like, the mental aspect of, like, getting ready.
And, like, you're basically doing, like, meditation.
Breathing exercises.
Breathing exercises.
And then they show going for, like, a hike through the mountains.
Out to it?
Did they have shoes on or no?
No, they're just hiking through the mountains, barefoot.
Oh, maybe they had shoes on.
I don't think they did, though.
I think you could lose your feet, yeah, it would seem.
And they're just, like, in their shorts.
But they're hiking through the mountains.
Like, you know, I guess.
I guess getting wet and being submerged in the water for 10 minutes is one thing,
but that's not going to kill you.
But getting hypothermia out there.
Like how do you do enough, like, breath work where you're straight up, like,
telling your mind, okay, don't get hypothermia.
Like, how does that work?
It's not like mental toughness at that point.
No, but it's weird because, like, it obviously works.
He didn't die.
Like, and he's like a freaking, I don't understand how it works.
And I've always wondered.
I'm like, if I were to go in the lake for three and a half hours, I'd probably be dead.
I'd agree.
Just anybody else.
Most people, and that's, like, very common when people go overboard on, like, cruise ships or, like, you know, out in the ocean.
It's like, you know, it's not the fact that you drowned immediately.
It's that you freeze before they can, like, get you out of the water.
Yeah, I mean, eventually, though, like, your muscles and everything start just, like, getting so slow, which is what happens even after three minutes.
That's why it almost get, but, like, you start moving.
It's like a delayed reaction.
So imagine you had to tread water.
Eventually.
Be too much.
Stop, stops working, let alone you get tired, even if it was warm water.
You can't tread water for forever.
God, that would be the worst way.
That would be the worst way is drowning or burning.
I'd say burning over drowning.
But my goal is before the ice is off, Pelican, I want to do 30 minutes, half hour.
Yeah, well, I was going to say, like, last thing on this, as we, C.J.
What are you going to do when it gets warmer and how are you going to transition to, I guess, not doing it in the lake anymore?
I think it's going to be sweet as the lake.
Let's say the lake's at 40, 41 degrees.
You'll be able to sit in there for quite a bit longer than you do now.
And then as it gets to 50, still very cold.
You'll be able to like literally chill in there for as long as you want, I think, at that temperature.
Dude, we should get like a bunch of grandstand stadium seating and put it around the hole.
And sell tickets.
Yeah, and sell tickets for when Jake takes 30 minutes.
Yeah.
Sit there.
The longest plunge in Cornrow.
Everyone's just sitting there silent for like 30 minutes.
Just isn't Jake.
screaming.
Dude, that could be a fun.
Got a hot dog stand that Mike's Manning, he's selling.
Yeah, but he's eating all of them.
He's just buying all of them.
If you guys buy me a hot dog stand, I will run it like the best hot dog connoisseur you've
ever seen.
Well, I can't believe that we haven't yet.
That's actually a great idea.
That's a really good idea.
I'm like studying.
What are you doing, Mike?
I'm taking a trip to New York to study the best hot dog sellers on the street.
Dude, I was going to say, what if we had a trip where we go to New York City and then
then we see how many hot dogs you can eat in 24 hours.
Yo, let's do that.
Mike would buy that city out of hot dogs.
I know I love hot dogs because I hear that idea.
Like, I have the same excitement for that as if you're like, let's go like snowmobiling
in the powder deep snow.
I'm like, yes, I'm in.
Let's do it.
I'm writing this one down.
But I,
I let's take that one further.
Like, I like that idea.
And then like the next day, like, I should open my own hot dog stand.
You start running one.
You'd be good at having like one of those hot dog stands that they do down.
town that's open from like 11 p.m. till 3 a.m. like bar time. That is kind of your hours of
operation. Yeah. That'll be awesome. We'll be like how do you like you know your job? You're like it's
great. I only work from about 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. get to talk with drunk people all night and
eat hot dogs. Literally your life's dream bro. Mike's just like giving him away for free. He's like that
guy was hungry and he didn't have much money. Yeah. He spent all his money. He bought all his boys great
tape shots.
I just want to help them.
I love that.
I'm like full of dumb ideas.
I'm like,
I was trying to just figure out a good way to market.
How do I be different than any other hot dog stand?
So I went for the 2.5 foot hot dogs.
They're selling pretty decent now.
Jeez,
that's a huge hot dog.
I'd like to see you eat one of those, Mike.
How many hot dogs in 24 hours do you think that you could eat?
I'm so glad we're over that face.
In 24 hours, dude, I mean, not that many, like 25.
Hot dog an hour.
I'd agree with that.
Yeah, like, I think by then I would be like,
I feel like throwing up, even though I'm not that full, like, one an hour.
That's a lot of dog.
It is.
Because you're not awake for 24 hours.
True.
True.
I got to double.
All right.
25 dogs.
25 dogs.
Uh, yeah.
And for everyone that's at home, like, oh, I could eat 50 hot dogs or I could
eat 10 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
Give her a shot.
Try it.
I guarantee you can't.
It's much harder than when you put a time limit on it, it gets really difficult.
You can never.
watched a hot dog eating contest.
Joey Chestnuts is one of the greatest athletes of our generation.
I put him up there with Tiger Woods.
The greatest.
Okay.
That shit is unhealthily next level.
I've seen him just take out a literal buffet of hot dogs and he is just
my only question on it is why is it got to be hot dogs?
Why not cheeseburgers or something like hot dogs?
I think the hot dog was invented first.
I'm sure there is.
That's why.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
You get a fact check down on that?
I think it's because it's just like, it's funnier.
It is definitely funny.
Maybe that's not why they do it,
but to the general public that's like interested in that being a thing.
Like they have hot wing eating competitions too, I think,
but I suppose it gets a little bit harder because there might still be some meat on the bone.
You got to really be, or the hot dog, it's like the whole thing's got to go.
I could put a pretty good run in, I think, out of watermelon eating competition.
I think I could I'm not laughing at you I'm just a just laughing with you dude I'm just
just going ham dude yeah there's no way to do that cool but typical for me hot dogs
invented in 1484 1484 hamburger was invented in 1885 whoa
400 years dude what the fuck are undisputed that makes no sense to me so let's say let's say when
they invented it, it wasn't a
gross...
Imagine you eat a hot dog.
Yeah, but it wasn't like a...
It wasn't Oscar Meyer.
No, it wasn't a gross Oscar.
Like a shitty one.
It was a, you know, I didn't know
this when they make brats.
They really like wrap them in like intestines.
Is that, that's how they encase them?
Okay.
Seems insane to me.
I still love them.
The fact that they came up with that 400 years
before they came up with just grinding up some hamburger.
How did nobody think of the cheeseburger until the 1800s?
And the hamburger was invented in Wisconsin.
We invented.
It's invented electricity before that, didn't we?
That is nuts.
Honestly, when you look at, like, how long the world's been around,
how long the things that are.
Just so a part of our life today, everything's really new.
Even hamburgers.
What year was the hamburger again?
1885.
That's, like, 150 years ago.
And then the hot dog was, like, 500.
I feel like right now the whole world is on the hockey stick curve of, like, technology
improving.
Think about when we were kids.
For sure.
versus now versus like when our parents were born versus where are that like it took like they're
just coming out with new stuff so fast so crazy and there's like no limit anymore like dude people
driving around with these apple goggles and stuff and like just gambling casinos while they're making
breakfast with cryptocurrency yeah i mean everything is just yeah it's it's it's exponentially
faster right now it just it just keeps building and the simpsons is still on track dude they make
an episode in 2006 about people running around with goggles on and what is
No, it really is.
It is bizarre.
How the heck, man, that's so amazing.
How they still thinking of shit to do for that show?
I watch it.
I've watched the whole new season.
Simpson's is a great show to just have on in the background.
You know, it's a feel good vibe.
For some reason, it just makes me feel all fuzzy and warm.
It reminds me of my childhood.
It's like having it on, like, at night and just, I don't know.
They're my South Park.
Oh, South Park's the best.
They still make enough of them anymore.
Yeah.
I was watching the Minnesota State Hockey Tournament last night.
The High School Boys.
It's a big deal.
Oh, bored. Where are you my guy?
Pretty bored.
My cousin was in it, too.
Not this year, but not this year, but a previous year.
What, 10 years ago?
He's like, oh, I got to watch Minnesota State Tournament.
My cousin played in 2004.
Yeah, so did me and CJ's cousin.
Yeah.
So you guys should be supporting the boys out there.
But anyway, I didn't really realize this, but it's, I think, mostly exclusive to Minnesota is the hair tournament.
Yeah.
And, like, because you skate up to, like,
the line when they introduce you.
And it's like a thing that everybody does the craziest hair you possibly can.
Hockey in Minnesota is crazy.
I mean, they pack the entire Alara Center, the NHL Wild Center,
which is like 35,000 people, Excel Energy.
I mean, for high school, it's packed.
There's not an open seat in the place.
Yeah.
That's a fucking not.
For high school hockey games.
My friends in college used to say that North Dakota was a state of hockey.
We used to get fights over it.
I don't know.
I disagree with that.
For North Dakota's, you know, per capita of how many, like, professional players come out of it, though, it's probably pretty close.
Like, out of Grand Forks?
There's not as many as, uh, as Minnesota for sure, like actual Minnesota natives.
Yeah, because there's just more hockey in Minnesota.
But there definitely is some, some NHLers that have came and came out of North Dakota.
Does love me some hockey.
I do like hockey.
Favorite sport to watch.
I've kind of come back.
around hockey too i was watching watching something the other day it's fun to watch you like watching
that more i like football i like football i like football more i was going to go to an event live
well i've never been to ufc fight but if i was going to go to an event live hockey is the best live
event to go to and people will dispute me on that with football but there's always something
happening with hockey football i'd agree hockey's more fun in person in the yeah i mean i still think
i'd choose football but like if it was down to watching like you
you know, a big, big game, it'd go probably UFC football hockey.
100%.
A major, like, UFC fight or boxing is like such a special.
You know, there's only so many a year, maybe like three, four of them that are like a really
big, hyped up deal.
Yeah, instead of like 80 of them a year.
Yeah.
But the thing is, like with UFC and with football, football comes on Sunday morning.
No better time to sit down Sunday afternoon.
You got nothing else to do.
You sit down and you watch football.
Like, who's going to leave work at 5 on a Friday to go catch a hockey game?
Like, I'm not going home today.
They have too many games.
That's why.
They got too many games.
There's only 14 or what is it?
14 or 16 games in the NFL.
Yep.
What's the worst?
Baseball, dude.
Baseball's got to be the worst.
That's what I have empty stadiums every freaking time.
Well, I mean, NFL, you can't have 80 games of your people are, you can barely do 15, you know?
Like, they're getting so beat up.
It's honestly impressive with hockey, though, because hockey is extremely physical, too.
I think it was ranked the number one most athletic sport
Or actually it might have been something really ridiculous
Like golf or something like that
I think motocross
I believe that
Yeah it was this was physically demanding or something
I would have 100% agree with that
Yeah it is amazing to think about
Because a lot of people just think you're just turning the throttle
Like you know you're just riding the thing but
Dude you're head like you get arm pump
You're dead like yeah
I don't ride dirt like they should start
I don't know
They should do it with those saw blade wheels
Dude the arm pump was insane
It's just shaking the whole thing.
Yeah, you're just, you know, I'm pulling on.
That thing was shaking so bad that it was running bad.
Like, I don't know if it was shaking the freaking piston in the cylinder.
So, like, it was just, like, rattling the whole thing loose that it sounded like crap.
I know.
Like, I don't know what was going on there, but that was, I've never seen that before.
I can't believe it worked.
Like, it worked good.
And it worked good.
When Gab was putting them on, he's like, here, like, I'm holding the bike.
And he puts that freaking nut through for the,
front wheel and it just goes,
I'm like,
dude,
that thing's like 200 pounds.
Yeah.
Work great.
It's real tough riding next to Evan
because he's just an extraordinary rider.
But I felt like I did pretty good on that.
I felt like I was going fast.
Yeah,
you were ripping it.
No,
you were doing great,
Ryan.
The thing is is the dirt bikes just,
you can do so much more with a dirt bike.
Honestly,
go watch even like quad
FMX or dirt bike.
Like the quad just can't do as much.
It doesn't go as high.
It's just everything is kind of just like,
it's not the same.
I mean,
they can but it's just not as good and uh that's kind of thing but how about the sheriffs
pulling up on us last video right after we had our last podcast kind of talking about how they
thought we were the unfortunate timing the suspect of driving through the cormorne store
we drop that podcast and like we're not trying to like talk shit on them or anything we're not
trying to make them look bad we're not we don't like we have friends who are sheriffs and police
officers and even state troopers but we're in favor of of absolutely then they're
come pulling up when we're having the fire in the video it's like we weren't even trying to do
it but now it's like they're just god dang well and get away from it dude yeah wait wait wait what
weren't we trying to do wasn't trying to get in trouble oh we're not trying to like film a video
like using them in the video but then it's like it was just such unfortunate timing being that
we dropped a podcast earlier that day kind of making fun of the fact that they thought we were
possibly a suspect of something that we didn't do well dude i just think it's crazy that
you have to get a fire permit and then call it in.
It makes sense.
Honestly,
it does make sense because you could just get it and then it varies day to day.
Right.
Yeah.
But I get it because if it's super dry,
it'd be a big deal.
You could start down a lot of stuff.
You could have a lot of,
you know,
a wildfire basically,
which makes sense.
But we,
we didn't realize it was too dry because Ryan got the permit.
So we thought we were doing things right.
It wasn't too dry, too.
We did figure it.
And it wasn't too dry,
but yeah, that guy pulled up and he was a little short.
He wasn't maybe trying to be a dick or anything,
but he was being a little short,
which then didn't help his case in the video.
And then the fire department shows up,
and that guy was just like,
oh, yeah, you're good.
Just activate the thing tonight and we're good.
See you later.
It's tough too because he probably didn't want to act like it was no big deal.
True.
And then the fire department gets there and then he's in trouble with that.
And he said it wasn't a big deal.
So it really isn't a tough spot.
I think the other thing is,
you can't get mad at the sheriff for doing that because he was probably called in to go do that.
Yeah, exactly.
He didn't want to be there.
He is getting a lot of hate in the video, which was not by any means the goal.
It was just kind of like, I don't know, it was just a funny little thing to have in it.
You know, like, anytime you're having something like that happened and you're already filming,
you kind of got it.
It's just, it makes a video more interesting.
But yeah, he got a lot of hate, but honestly, it probably wasn't even his decision to go there.
I'm sure someone just called it in.
they said, you know, dispatch who's in the area and I don't know exactly how it works,
but then those two went, you know, don't got, we can lighten up a little bit.
But last week, we just didn't like being a suspect.
Nobody wants to be a suspect of something they didn't do.
You know, like, it's not a good feeling.
Ryan was the guy.
Ryan was the only suspect, clearly, because they didn't even look at any of our stuff.
It was like TRX, even we got them.
But it was, it was a little awkward then.
So it was like the police came and then the, the.
The fire department came.
They're all on call.
It's a small area, obviously.
And they came, and then everyone was just kind of in limbo.
We're like, are we good?
And they're like, yeah, this fire is clearly not out of control.
But they kind of stuck around.
And then I was like, I had some weeners.
You know, hot dogs.
Of course, Mike's got a hot dog.
I got to clear it up, boys.
They were like, way goo.
Big game weeners.
They were big.
Literally, it was big game weaners.
And that's why I didn't want you burning yours.
It wasn't on the camera, but Mike was roasting it.
I was afraid it was getting a little burnt,
and I had already had two of them prior.
Gourmet, I don't know how much they costed.
We were giving them as a gift.
And I was just like, Mike, don't let that thing burn
because I want you to have, I just wanted you to eat it in its prime.
Yeah.
Like, it was so good.
I was roasting it while the, like, cops are there.
Yeah.
I mean, it's tough to pay attention.
And I was like, well, I was planning on roasting these on the fire that's clearly not too
out of control.
It's going out now.
And then I did it.
It was amazing.
Did you offer them?
Maybe you could have offered them a Brotwurst for their time, yeah.
Mike's upgraded.
He only likes good wiener now.
Or do you still like a bad winner?
Yeah, he'll still eat it all.
Yeah.
Just prefers the big game wiener.
I saw a comment.
It was like, did Evan rip his hammer off and put it on a stick?
I thought that was hilarious.
That's what we call out of pocket.
I almost replied way too small to be his hammered.
Way too small.
Or is it?
It was funny.
reading the comments for that video just in general because apparently that's where they draw
the line of too dangerous you know for what subs want us doing and those those dirt bikes and or the
dirt bike and the quad those were over the line yeah yeah too dangerous it was a couple like please
keep making videos we love you guys but like this is too far this is too risky which we weren't
particularly expecting the magnitude of yeah there was a lot of it I think it was just different because
Like I said in the video, if things go so south, like on normalized tires where you get, like, sucked up into it, it's a bad day, right?
And that's never- Yeah, that's never happened.
That would be a really bad day, right?
But you also got to kind of play the odds, like, is it going to happen?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
It did feel pretty secure.
Like everyone was riding that thing like a normal.
To be fair, when we were building it and when we were doing it for how bad it could have gone.
and like we've done a lot of other things where you know someone's about to do something
dangerous which happens a lot around here and before that you're kind of all sitting around on
camera and and you know we're we're weighing it out we're calculating how things will go you
know trying to get a feel for it and and people are like tense there's sometimes like one person
or two maybe will be like I don't think it's worth it I don't think we should do it and
typically if that happens we don't do it but like no one even had a second
and thought no one even thought once about it we were like yeah this is dangerous but it was like
very secure and like just hopped right on i remember when you were grabbing the bike and revving i did
yell at you though ben i was like watch your foot don't let your foot get in there ben because
you were revving in it was like it was pretty close dude but otherwise i mean yeah if it fell off
if you think about it though like our insane ice pick tires that we had on the sandrail and
the razor are very similar like if that wouldn't be good either just flew that'd be pretty
or yeah, which it did fly out.
Like, imagine that freaking...
I think one thing that never ceased to amaze me.
So, like, not being totally disconnected,
but not seeing what you guys are doing every single day
is so funny because, like,
if I've ever gone for, like, a week or two weeks,
and I'll just see a thumbnail and I'll be like,
huh, no shit.
Like, it is like, it is so clever
some of the things you guys come up with.
I'm just like, that's fucking awesome.
Like, I'm literally like, it is so fun to see
because, like, yes, or whenever I can,
came in and I'm like, holy shit, what are those sawblades for?
And Gab goes, oh, we're putting them on a dirt bike.
And I go, where's the creativity stop?
I'm just like, it never ceases to amaze me.
I'm just like, they never miss.
I'm like, they just got it going.
Well, thank you.
I do love that.
When you come in and you just so happen, even if, because some of the stuff we do,
we execute Monday to Wednesday and it's out on Thursday.
But yeah, you'll come in and be like, well, yeah, so what have you guys been up to?
And then I'm like, oh, dude, I have so much in my camera.
and then you're like, holy shit.
Just drove a chuck through Ken's house on Wednesday.
Other than that, nothing.
Well, we have, like, so many builds going where, like, these builds take a long time.
You guys put a lot of work into it.
And so we're, like, as planned out as we can.
You know, there's, like, certain times where we'll be in between things
or certain things will fall through where we're, like, sitting down here.
We're like, oh, what do we do this week, you know?
And over the years, we've gotten better and better about not having to,
be in positions like that but this time it was last week we were like okay we're kind of in
between things uh we got to come up with something and the saw blades was kind of just pitch and we're
like that's great let's do it how did so like how did it yeah that was that was that was that was it's
that's that's one of those things that i hear and i feel so bad about this i hear that and i go yeah
it hasn't it been done you know like i almost brushed over it so i'm so glad that it had been
done but never like to that magnitude and a lot of people
But done it, yeah, and then that's what we, we knew that it would be better if you hollowed them out so they'd be lighter, but we were adamant that they had to be actually solid, solid because it would look, the look was so.
And one, once we were like kind of planning it after the idea, Ev really wanted to do two because it would have been like more functional.
I don't think it would have been still.
And we were just like, honestly, dude, I don't think it's going to be that much of a difference and it's going to look way, way cooler with just,
one single sobly he was like okay well let's just do that then you know so it's like kind of
figuring out which direction to go it is a really a group thing though like someone might pitch
the idea but then executing that idea or like how we're going to go about it is when you know
it is a group thing yeah there's a lot of contributors to even to the idea or after the idea and
just everything so yeah and i mean like we're pretty good at coming up with ideas but gavin and the
Big Reds making them actually work.
We're like, saw blade wheel.
And they're like, okay, well, it has to have a bearing and shit like that.
And that's some pretty crazy stuff.
Yeah.
That was the one thing I was going to say.
One of my favorite thing that you guys do is when you take an idea and you just
keep stacking and stacking and stacking and finding the limit.
And just like, when I saw the shirt that was the tiny truck, I was just like, all right,
the tiny truck's doing this now.
And I was just like trying to think of like, how easy was it to do that for like him
and how much time goes into that because like when I was watching that was an easy one for them
well I was going to say same with the wheels because when I was watching the video I was like
it made that look like it was literally bolt on and go and like I just didn't know like what else
was there to do with it and it's just like so cool how you can just boom you know and like just
one of my one of my favorite parts of the process is the time between when we're all green lighted
an idea oh yeah we're all on board on that that's a good idea let's plan for that next week
or whatever.
And then seeing it blossom into what it actually takes.
Takes a lot.
Everyone jumps on, whether it's getting supplies, whether it's engineering,
whether it's just firing dumb ideas that we know we probably shouldn't do.
I don't know.
It's funny that we're talking about this now because I don't know if we're actually
going to be able to post this next week because we're going to be traveling.
We're trying to make shit happen.
And we're just so tapped out on time.
I don't know.
There might not be a video this Thursday.
So we're sorry about that.
but we will be back the following.
And if there ever is in a video,
obviously, like, we'll try to tell you,
and that means there's stuff in the works.
Yeah, it means there's lots of stuff in the works.
We're not just sitting around watching TV.
It's like, it's just sometimes a build takes longer,
sometimes whatever.
But yeah, Jake's TV just got.
Massive TV.
So we might be just sitting around watching TV.
That's where we're fucking new in this weekend, dude.
Ryan's got the picture.
Okay, next fight, I don't care what it is.
This Saturday.
We're watching Sugar Sean versus Cheeto.
Look at them, dude.
It's like taller than him.
Holy shit, that thing is huge.
So if you guys are seeing this picture, Jake, when got him,
he finally got himself his 100-inch TV.
It's, it's a big.
A while ago, six months ago.
So what is the dimensions of it?
It's just 100.
100.
Yeah. It's just 100.
I thought it was 160.
No, no, it was going to be 120, but dude, I didn't fit.
The price difference.
Three reasons.
Oh, yeah.
First of all, did some measurements.
Don't even know if it would have fit through the door.
Second reason, from 100 to 120 is like,
six to eight grand depending on whatever the third reason i'd put 120 on the wall i'd have to put my
couch like against my garage door you have to turn your head to watch yeah turn your head so i was
like this will do and when i measured i'm like dude this is still too big but i'm like this is so
me like this is a talking piece when people come really i tell you what jacob i just looked it up
and for a tcl they are not giving those things away brother two two racks huh there was three
it's on sale nice i got i think i got this for like i did get on sale it was like 2500 bucks
Got it for $83 a month.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, I kind of feel like an idiot.
I just bought one of them, uh, Samsung frame TVs that looked like a picture.
It was like two grand.
So I should just spot a hundred, Mike.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
You imagine a hundred inch TV on your house in your wall.
He spent $2 on TV, Mike?
It was close.
How big is it?
He spent 700 on the chair that he's sitting in.
You're surprised right now.
Money, Mike.
Hey, there's one thing about Mike.
He likes luxury.
Oh, he just broke it, dude.
He likes nice things.
And he likes a lot of them.
And he likes stuff.
I learned that.
I learned the luxury from my boy, Ken.
Ken loves like going cheap out.
Ken, what's the last luxury item that you just bought?
Oh, I did just buy a cyber truck yesterday.
Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
I didn't buy it.
I confirmed my order.
I wonder if I'd still.
Regardless, that's exciting.
When?
That's huge.
Last night.
But it's supposed to be here April to June.
What?
That's fucking soon.
You know, Ken is a valued Tesla customer when he's
I feel like that's pretty early and it's been
people have been asking since
we made that video in 2019 of
order of doing the $100
deposit down. When's Ken's
cyber truck going to get here? We're like, bro, they're not
even out. Yeah, now they're finally out.
But yeah, so it's actually
happy. I'm not surprised one bit that yours
is coming because they've had so many.
Ahead of the Kirby is like, didn't you do it too?
Yeah. But I didn't get
valued customer. Ken's platinum somehow.
That's sick. They just took Ryan's money.
He not.
I did have to pay another $1,000 to potentially get it in the next three months.
So we'll see if they actually hold up to that.
Did you see the problems that people are already having with them though?
They're like rusty.
Yeah, rusty.
Oh my gosh.
A little bit of stainless steel some.
It's still rusting.
That's not the move.
I really like when they wrap them black.
I think it was so sharp.
I think you got to do that, Ken.
Did you guys see that Tesla posted a video of them going up Hell's gate?
I did, yeah.
Yeah, somebody said.
stitched us actually a guy was like well Tesla just dropped a video taking their new cyber truck
up hell's gate but did you know that C-boys took a crotch rocket up hell's gate so is it really
that impressive Tesla I didn't I didn't realize how iconic hell's gate is until after we had done it
like we were just kind of there and they're like yeah yeah hell's gate that's where we got to go up
and we're like okay where is it you know Gavin takes us there okay this is the suppose
are the hardest thing here.
Evan, you know, almost does the whole thing.
But then after, I, like, realized how much of, like, a
iconic statement it is, like, manufacturers bring their vehicle there to, like,
prove how good it is, which a Kia Sorrento went up.
I was just watching that.
I think it that, you know?
I'm sure Alex loves to hear that, my girlfriend, but she's a big fan of Kia's.
Serentos.
And that's actually crazy.
And the Kia boys are probably very happy to hear that, too.
You know, a good testament to their brand.
But the short of Evan going.
up that on the crotch rocket, it has 162 million views.
Gripes.
On, on just YouTube.
I wonder if it, if it, if it, if it made it better at the fact that he didn't do the
whole thing, you know, the fact that he, like, put it down almost at the top.
I think it's, he's still, it's still hauntsome.
He's like, I could have done that.
Yeah, he's, like, mad about it.
I'm like, I don't know, man.
I think it worked out pretty good.
Yeah, but Hell's Gate, pretty legendary.
We got to take something back there.
We've been trying to figure out what to do with it next.
We've got to figure that out.
What's the next?
I don't know, man.
What else do you do?
I don't know.
I feel like Nylander is the Minnesota version of Hell's Gate.
The local snowmobile hill that everyone grabs a case of beer and goes and sits at the bottom.
Just watching people pile up.
I was just somewhere and they go, yeah, how steep was that hill, the hill climb hill that
that Evan went up on the snow bike, the Harley Snowbike.
And he goes, yeah, like, compared to Nylander Hill, what was it like?
Dead, serious conversation.
I went a lot worse.
But it is funny.
Maybe twice the degree.
But then it was funny to hear, too.
Dude, they were talking about, so like Nylander Hill, the local hill, it is nothing compared to that hill that Evan went up on that.
It's so much less steep.
And he's talking about, he's like, yeah, pretty much built, I built this, whatever, old sled, pretty much just for that hill.
Wow.
It's like a big deal around here.
Funny enough, though, last year was the first time that I'd ever been to the hill.
I was like, this is the hill that everyone's been talking about.
This is the legendary hill.
And we had with our two-seater.
XLT.
X-L-T.
Special.
And so I think Ryan hopped on the back, right?
I was driving.
Ryan hopped on the back.
And we didn't make it.
We legit didn't make it up the hill.
But that's what funny.
And then we had to back down and go back down.
It's not because it's too steep.
It's the most Midwest.
thing ever it's because it's too icy
so then you're just committing to
like probably not making it and probably
piling up your sled or at least
tipping it over onto no snow
that's the only reason it gets destroyed
just chuck it into rocks and trees yeah
classic local legends
dude I have a good story here
really quick so every once in a while
I'm not that good of a drawer I have told that
before so sometimes I get stuff made on
fiber send out like an idea
Can you draw this car, make some skeletons in it, whatever?
I sent the order off like a month ago.
And usually they sent it back within five to ten days,
whatever their thing is.
And 10 days came by and I haven't seen anything.
And I'm like, dude, this is usually not okay.
You usually can get your money back.
And I'm like, where's my stuff?
Still another almost month goes by.
And I'm like, what is going on here?
Like I should probably get my money back.
And then he finally reaches out and goes, I'm so sorry.
And keep in mind, this is a guy in India somewhere.
he sends me an x-ray of his torso and was like sorry mate i broke both my arms so i couldn't finish
your honor what and he sent me an x-ray and maybe this is some elaborate excuse seems too insane
to be an elaborate excuse but he sent me an x-ray and both his i don't know what this bone is called
but both of his arms were snapped in half like need surgery type of vibe like need screws and
plates and then i'm just like he pissed someone off listen yeah so that was my next question i'm like
dude i i i asked like a local artist he didn't he didn't piss somebody off he didn't uh share how it
happened i asked him i'm like dude that's insane totally understandable what happened how did you
break your arms and so if i do find out i'll give you an update but like that's what worried me
i was like what if whatever making money online from people in the united states isn't allowed
where he's from or something maybe there's some racketeering going they're like dude how you make
money by drawing we're going to break both your arms but Mike
Mike's like remind me to never go to India
no it's just insane yeah like can you imagine your way I'm like you know hey
this draw the drops coming up I really want to see this design like you haven't provided
me anything and he's like I broke both my arms in half I don't want to say that I
don't completely buy it but I'm 50 50 because like it could so easily just been like
look up that I was going to say pizza on the internet the dude could
had just totally been like, oh, was it like, I was hoping this guy wasn't going to follow
through on this.
It could have been one of the many Instagram videos I've seen come out of India lately where
people have worse happen to them.
Did it look like this?
Oh, poor fella.
It did kind of look like that, though.
It's the same colors.
You can only see his phone.
That's X, right?
Or mate.
He came up with a cool design, though.
So you know when you like on your Instagram, either post something or all of a sudden you
see something on your feed, you kind of see is cool and you go down the wrap.
habit hole of whatever that may be.
And your feed slowly becomes more and more and more and more of that.
Are you sure?
So you know when like Evan is like hanging a crazy wheelie on whatever it may be.
And now there's just like a bunch of people wheeling stuff.
My feed turned into that.
But it was someone like Evan doing it with a tractor just down the highway.
After I posted my little tractor reel of me drifting,
my feed was just nothing but people doing razz up on tractors.
Yeah.
And I'm like.
What you can do with a stunt tractor.
Well, dude, there's guys like 50 miles an hour.
just hanging these things like Bob Bob like it is crazy I'm like where are and it was like
it reminded me that because it was definitely not in the US but they got like these fully
modded tractors which is like V8 blocks and they're like doing 360 wheelies on its back and just
hauling down the road I'm like what do people not do in this world?
Yeah no kidding can we can we get a truck mark you can get us a modified tractor you're just
a guy a wheelie track can you get us a wheelie tractor?
I've got a guy for everything is how things work.
Very quietly, Marcos, I'm sure.
Well, we don't have a tractor, Mark.
We don't need a sled.
I got a tractor.
Oh, that's true.
You do?
I don't think you can wheelie, but.
Of course, Mike has a tractor.
Yeah, I do have a tractor.
I've actually been really meaning to bring that out for a video.
I could see it sitting out in front.
Yeah, sit in the yard.
I'll bring it over.
I'll bring it over this spring.
Parking next to your water truck.
Can we put a mower on the back of it at least?
We could.
Sweet.
Yeah.
It's all worth that.
It's a 1937.
John Deere model B.
Wow. So it's sweet.
Two cylinder.
Restored?
Yeah.
Oh, damn.
Then you got to keep that thing inside.
My dad and my grandpa.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it's honestly getting weathered now, but it's got the spoked wheels.
So those are the sought after.
I got that's my graduation gift.
But seriously, I haven't meaning to take it out, but I'm like, what do we do with?
I think probably wearing the same outfit as I wore when I was on the water truck.
Overalls, yeah.
No.
Yeah.
I'll throw this hat on
And that is
And I'll drive the tractor
And you guys can have a good laugh
Good stuff
I love it I think you gotta take it to Zorbas
I'd love to see that
Jake and I
He's literally like dude
Jake and I were getting our drift cars going
Or Jake's got a kind of a borrowed drift car
And I got trying to get my drift car going
And he literally has said
I can't wait till this summer
When we're tandeming the Zorbas
Everywhere is just to Zorba
All roads lead to Zorba's when it's summer, dude.
It's our local pizza establishment.
I just like, I think anything cool happens when you're rolling up there.
You got to go to Zorba.
I got to surprise you guys for something.
Go to Zorba, sit on the patio, and I'm going to roll up.
Every time Jake has something to show.
We're already there.
You actually know that that is a true statement because the fat kid wheelie is a quad.
For Brito.
That was the whole idea was based on, well, let's just just wheelie.
disorbas that was that's where it started yeah it's just like the end goal you know it's got
million views i think all for a burrito fat kid wheelies for a burrito yeah
Jake is doing a wheelie and he's just got a little belly on just a little pretty bit
yeah just a little ass cracking not too much though not too much out of your gym shorts oh no it's
fat kid rides with no shirt in freezing weather 38 degrees jake's always been doing stuff
with his shirt off though in cold environments like never changed yeah no yeah now you're just
cold plunging but you used to ride snowmobile with your shirt off everything you'd want to do
shirtless we're like dude just put a shirt on dude i accepted my body okay it was just like i am happy
with it and everyone else is going to be too jake is just like a little pudgy like a little bit
of a muffin top and we're like all right our resident fat kid we used up we were maybe stretching that one
a little bit but that's what made it so funny i think a lot of the comments are like he's not
so funny i remember for a while cj couldn't keep his shirt on either but like it hasn't been like
dude that wasn't like actually every time all right we're about to start filming cj takes his shirt
i never did that we're like bro what the fuck no we'd just be filming we had no a c in the shop for
the longest time you're sweating your nutsack off i was just watching i think the video of ryan when
he gets his new Jeep and then he tries to do the donuts and goes through into the pine trees.
I think CJ was shirtless in that.
I was like, why is CJ shirtless right now?
I ain't get back in the gym.
That was the ongoing question was like we'd turn around and be like, oh, why is he shirtless again?
And then he went through the bro tank phase too.
No.
Just where you, you didn't wear sleeves for a summer.
Oh, really?
He was in biceps.
All right.
Well, I do remember that, but the tank tops you were wearing were cool as fuck.
Dude, I've done some weird shit, too.
I don't know.
Just accept it.
Jake's like, it's okay, dude.
You're weird, man.
I got your back, brother.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't know.
I know I used to take my shirt off a lot,
but that was back when we didn't have AC in the shop.
Packaging orders, hotter and, you know.
Oh, that's good.
This one.
When we were painting tiny in the driveway,
I can't remember.
It was either right before you left or right after.
When we were painting Tiny in the driveway green and then somebody shot Ken with a paintball gun and Ken lost it.
Sorry, I hate to bring yourself, Ken.
But that was funny.
Dude, I was thinking about that the other day because Ken was so mad that we got paint on his shorts.
If you wanted a new shorts, 50 bucks or something.
No, I was there for that.
I was, because Tiny, you were talking about you painted green.
And then Ken got the screen.
I was there for that.
Ken got the guns, somehow, one of the paintball guns.
And then he was chasing Ryan around.
And I tried helping Ryan, and then Ryan turned on me.
Oh, yeah.
And this was, like, helping Ken to get me when I was trying to help Ryan.
Dude, that's what you're just like, I don't even know what to think right now, Ryan.
Did we have, yeah, the loyalty.
Do we ever end up buying your new shorts, Ken?
If not, we owe you a pair.
We didn't.
We didn't.
No.
What's the, we got to watch it.
Yeah.
Doesn't matter at this point.
Somebody pull that up.
Just clip that one moment when Ken gets.
shot with the paintball gun and starts getting mad, Ryan.
I'm so glad that we're over
our paintball phase. Well, we can't
do it. We can't do the paintball
because you got limited ads one
time. You got, you know,
trouble by YouTube. We can't do
fireworks either. Tint. Tint is
our fireworks supplier.
And so we went through a little phase where
we were just getting like the craziest
fireworks, but we had
what were the M, M.A,
they were like M80s and steroids. Some were like
more. They were 100%
legal.
Do you remember we sent that jet ski above the shop?
I have the video.
I have the video.
It's so awesome.
So we, our first shop was in, like, an HOA where there was a bunch of shops around.
So, like, every time we would do something super crazy, it was, like, kind of in, like, the common grounds of, like, our community, right?
And this time, we thought it was a good idea to blow up a jet ski hole.
Like, a jet ski, it did have a motor in it.
Just a shell.
It was just a shell, right?
And we put one of Tintz's special.
Taped it to a two.
fireworks in there and it blew this jet ski hole like the moon way higher than the building 50 feet
high yeah and it it sent jet ski shrapnel basically everywhere so i think when we like moved out
of that development there was still jet ski parts like on other people's roofs i think we were
still in like our like reckless phase because as the video turns around there's just a parking lot
of people watching like
entertaining just a crowd.
You find it?
Ryan shot him in the butt.
Look at Ken.
He was moving.
You can ruin these shorts.
Sure, Ryan.
I can tell him if Ken thinks his shorts are actually ruining
because they're definitely not
I'm pissed off
right now
he is pissed off
he's kidding
man
if it makes you feel any better
we all got shot
yeah
these are fucking
$50 shorts
honestly
you can't buy
a nice pair
of shorts
for 50 bucks
anymore
it washes out
that doesn't
matter
it comes off of water
bro
fuck
here Siege
like
like Steve said
it was five years ago
we all did
a lot of embarrassing things.
I love that Ken's turn to do.
You guys love bringing up my embarrassing ass.
That is all you love bringing up.
Oh my gosh.
Unfortunately, we all...
That was the best part of that whole video.
The rest of it sucked in.
Fuck you, CJ.
Unfortunately, Ken, we all have long, embarrassing past
that will probably continue to get brought up.
But I appreciate, like, I think a lot of people noticed.
You've turned a real new leaf now.
You're all happy.
It's good.
We love it.
everything good
I've liked you this whole time
Kenner the whole time
the whole time
Damn is that what I said
That's not what I meant to say
Damn
Ryan
To be fair
I think of you
Just watch any of our videos
There's plenty of embarrassing moments
For all of us
So much
Dude one time Ben put his
Face in Ken's ass
Yeah bare face
Yeah I was told if I didn't do that
I was gonna get tased
I would have taken the taser.
No, you got tricked into it, Ben.
You think you're better off saying that.
He told me in private one time that he wanted to do it.
Oh, man.
Yeah, lots of embarrassing.
I mean, you guys all know I eat hot dogs,
so that's embarrassing enough.
Well, I mean, a lot of people eat hot dogs.
Really?
You guys all act like you don't do it.
I don't think that many people eat hot dogs.
It's not like the way you do.
No one eats hot dogs.
I was like, good stuff.
Well, Ken, what do you, you want to send us out?
All right.
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Nice.
That was so nice.
Josh SeaboyceTV.com, get entered for the truck giveaway.
Dude, yes.
And check out Jake on his social media.
Thanks, boys.
Tom's eyewear.
Get yourself a new pair of shades.
Summer collection's coming.
That's right.
It's going to be sweet.
And thanks, guys.
We'll see you next week.
Peace.
Later.