Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken’s Fractured Rib, Ryan Blew Up our Ex-Business Partners Truck, Ben Saves the Hoonicorn From Being Totaled

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

In today’s episode the boys are back from an EXPENSIVE trip to Utah, where everything that could go wrong, did. Micah invites ONE of us to be his best man in his wedding, Any guesses? Ken Lies about the size of his…. Shoes? Ken breaks down his fight with Evan and his injuries. All this and much more, enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Brian, you're the only one who can fill the shoes are my best. Man! Oh, go! Do you have a crush on Dalton? No. I saved the Hoonicorn from being totaled. It wasn't even a tackle. It was a W.W.E. Body slam chance of you buying a helicopter right?

Probably 75%. Yeah, me and Ken have been in a couple scuffles, and I finally feel like I really, like, got him. I think America's just cooked. Really? just did what I could to make this place a home and that's what you do you throw garbage on the floor look it in here just making it feel more comfortable it was too clean too organized for you yeah it was a little too clean for for a shop it looks amazing in here yeah and feels amazing too I know that we're pretty much the only ones that get to reap the benefit of that but it's pretty

relaxing we've been meaning to do a couch set up for a while uh we did repurpose the desk in the merch bay so that's great because that thing was cool it was just time to move on yeah if you guys are audio listeners you have no idea what we're talking about but you also don't know what we were sitting on before this so just disregard everything we just said the next few minutes don't apply to you i guess i know there's audio listeners of the podcast are there people that just never dabble in the video ever i'm sure you've got to be a couple what it looks like yeah you got to make a trip over at least watch like uh because i i'm an audio listener but for our podcast i'm a video listener right watcher that's interesting to think about though like people that only

know what our voices sound like. Just no clue what we even look like. Dude, I always used to think that about, like, radio pod or radio hosts. Yeah. You never know what they look like. Face for radio. When you do see a picture of them, you're like, oh, fuck. Luckily, I don't think anyone listening or watching this is watching or listening because

of our look. So it's okay. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, we got faces for audio-only podcast. Yeah. Well, we're back home from Utah. I do want to chat about our Utah trip a little bit because we have to do something.

I'm going to have to start reading some ads or putting even more in or something. I know the people love them because I blew up Jake's truck on the way out. Oh, yeah. Hey man, thanks for letting us use the truck. Appreciate it. Taking good care of it.

I feel like they handed you a freaking grenade. I don't know. I don't want to like shit on them. What were you doing, burnouts? Did you put gasoline in it instead of diesel? Like, you know, but the reason that it really can't be pegged on you is because you found out you were driving that truck like four hours before you left. Yeah, I mean, I chat with Tony and he was pretty chill about it. But apparently Jake has broken every other truck they own, including his Raptor, in the last week.

Broke in or broken? Broken. Like now they're all broken. So his whole shop's full of broken diesel trucks. Dude, I actually went in there last night and he got his second bay of his shop. he'd been waiting to buy that part out and it's filled with raptors and diesels that's all I'm sure he's keeping him under wraps he's a big truck guy now because his content's doing really well he just likes it dude I think him and then his business partner Tony who loves trucks as well

he helped basically set up the whole come and swap on Gavin's 12 valve honestly trucks are are awesome and they're so pliable to like everyone because like if you can only really have one vehicle you might as well as have a sick truck and like you can get the same amount of joy i think i have a truck as a car if you're the right person but anyways uh so what's the deal you're driving that thing down the road and it starts ticking or like was there any telling signs that it was going to blow up when he handed it to you that maybe you should have said okay i don't want this like tell me i did drop off some cash because they they got it delivered back to north dakota today dropped off cash where at howco oh you already paid for me sweet yeah i drove it down to

Wapton this morning. Wait. So you're paying for the motor rebuild? Yeah, no, no, for transport. Oh, I thought you just paid for the motor. Oh, no, no, no. That's on you. But the guy that I talked to when I was there, he was saying that, oh, yeah, he was

doing 95 for, like, a while. Who? Whoever the guy at Hauko was. What do you mean? I was doing 95 for a while. Yeah, because apparently they've got, like, trackers and everything in those trucks. Huh. Definitely wasn't doing 95.

That would be, that would be impressive. Oh, so they were. Maybe they're, hold on. They were, they were. It's dragging it on Ryan. I don't know. I just talked to this dude briefly. I gave him cash and then I was like, hey, he works at Howcoe with Tony?

Yeah. Okay. Okay, got it. Not the transporter. I go, what the fuck does a transport? I know about what I did? So what? He was,

he was coming at you for? No, no, he was, he was, it's funny that it broke. But he was like, yeah, I heard he was doing like 95 for a while. And then the thing blew up the next thing. Ryan was, Ryan was texting us before it blew up. Like, this thing is unsafe for the roads right now. Like, I mean, we have the. text and he's like the tires just weren't good for the road so I can't imagine you were doing

on the glare eyes yeah yeah I mean big trailer I definitely take a lot of credit for it because it was the trailer like normally if I had not been pulling a trailer the strain on the vehicle wouldn't have been that heavy but like it has this screen on the right you know like a diesel tuning screen and it tells you the temperature of the EGT or whatever which I guess it's the exhaust temp that was rarely above 1,100, as the dial went up, it started to turn orange right around like 1,300 degrees. And we saw that going up a hill like right away. And we're like, all right, we're going to have to take it easy on this thing. Because I'm used to our trucks, the stock ones that you literally just floor it, it just downshifts and it just drives up the hill. You know, that's just like

what trucks do. And so I wasn't used to having to baby a little Ford because it's got this the duly and the tuned F450. I didn't know it needed to be babyed. and then driving totally normal, downhill into Bozeman, and it is ticking like a motherfucker. Like we pulled up off the exit. It's just like, Gavin and I were like, Frick, what do we do?

Like, this is a bad problem. It sounded like my hummer, if you can imagine that. Like literally exactly like my Hummer. And then Tony said, oh, it's fine. Just drive it. And then about 900 miles later,

it just came to a shuttering stop on the side of the road. The gap between, because you sent us updates, Like this thing's ticking, I don't know, but we're going to keep trucking. So that was a huge stretch between the ticking and the blowup. Yeah, like, I think literally like 700 miles. You guys made it damn close to, what, hour and a half outside of the destination? Yeah, less.

Yeah. But yeah, Tony talked to me and he was like, yeah, it was for sure that the EGT temps were too high. Basically, I like melted the motor down. Like he's saying due to user air then? Yes, due to it running too hot is why it blew up. I don't know. It just seems kind of like it was probably on its way out. really think it's your fault at all, to be honest.

Thank you. Like, that's how I feel on it, but I don't know. I think there's just something going on with, like, I think that, yeah, I think that, yeah, I think that maybe Tony is getting screwed by Jake because he just, he's hanging around him and it's rubbing off on. Like, if you look at Jake, everything he touches, the motor blows on it. So how about this? Like, yeah, there is a blurred line of, like, the responsibility, so I think we got to take

some of it. but uh so what we'll do is we have gavin's old 12 valve motor laying around we'll give them that they can put in there they can make a hole we come and swapped it it's going to be absolutely fucking terrible but then they get the you know they got a commons board f450 and i match their cummins yeah at that point don't bother pulling anything but like you'll at least be able to kind of move it around the parking lot yeah tony's like you guys already owe me 20 000 for Gavin's bill, and now you're just giving me the motor that we took out of it. Just so sad to be back?

I don't know. We all had a pretty good crack up when he was like, ever since I started involving myself with people around Cormorant, my bank account is going lower and lower. You know what they say? You got to hang around the right people because it rubs off on you. He's choosing the wrong people, quite frankly. And that's really on him.

That is on him. He's a full-grown man. He makes his own choices. I mean, who, in. their right mind thought it was a good idea to lend their truck to us that is a bad idea to me it sucks too because like we could have just hired a transport transport it both ways would have saved us all this money because we ended up having to transport the truck and and the trailer back so it was like a double transport yeah the toe for a 45 minute toe which was sitting on the side of the road 18

yeah like 1800 bucks why it cost 1900 dollars to tow that thing how many miles truck and trailer And trailer. Save me off the side of the road. We spent $4,300 to transport them halfway across the country. Jesus, fuck. We are spending so much goddamn money. Yeah, I was like, don't tell the accountants over there that we're in trouble. Six grand right there and just moving shit around.

We spent damn near, okay, $2,000 to move it like 100 miles. Yeah. No, trust me. When he gave me the bill, I thought about, hmm, maybe I shouldn't do this. But I thought, what the fuck am I going to do? Leave this truck sitting on the side of the highway for the five. Five days it took you to align your transport. That's true.

I had to. Yeah, it really is. You know, we got to figure out a way to make this right. So how about you guys go to bums.com and buy yourself a pair of sunglasses or even two or three. I'm sure they got a deal going. We have a code actually right here that Jake's going to give to us after this so we can track how good a job we did. See Boys TV.

To make sure that we don't owe anyone. Yep. Go over there and get yourself some sunglasses. We wear them. We love them. If you don't want to do that, just go to see a bar. BoystTV.com because we're going to have to cover this bill somehow. Oh, we made it there.

That was an awesome trip. Like, obviously, we did a lot of fun stuff, but honestly, the best part of the whole trip was when we were just doing, like, basically what we're doing right now, except without microphones and cameras and just hanging with, like, everybody, Cletus, heavy D, his whole crew, and then obviously, like, whistling, Robbie Leighton, Grind Hard Plumbing Co. Like, I mean, that is the kind of crowd you want to hang with, not, oh. And, well, conversations like that are prices. Yeah, they are.

And they felt priceless. And you don't really get to have conversation like that. Really? Anywhere. And especially for us, we don't spend a lot of time hanging with other YouTubers. It seems like more and more nowadays we are as we get bigger. But yeah, it's just, it's really fun to spend time with them. When we were like all sitting around the table, we're not like clicky by any means,

but we, you know, move as one sometimes. And we're all sitting around the table. And it's so funny because we all like have a conversation with one person, sometimes more than one people. But we're like one person, too. It's just so funny. It's because we don't have anything else to really talk about amongst each other anymore, being that we've spent so much time. Like, you know, I can't remember who I was telling.

I think it was your dad. I don't know what we were talking about. I was just like, yeah, I don't really drink much anymore. And there's not really much to talk about with the boys anymore. We spend all day together. So I just go home and, like, spend time by myself. And we have to save our conversation. So we have a podcast.

We start telling a juicy story. and someone's like, stop. Yeah, so that was the best part of it. Content went well. The snow was a little low, but, like, the snow was still great. Did it go well? I'd say. Yeah, honestly.

About everything that could have gone wrong. We were working for it, dude. No, we were working for it. No, I thought it went great. Our stuff basically kind of just wasn't running right, which is normal, and then it would break, which is normal. I mean, this is all standard procedure. Yeah, wouldn't start.

And then it just so happens that when we go to Utah, it's like the coldest, freaking two days of the year. So it's like, it's amazing how we just can't get away from the cold. It's like negative 12 out literally right here in Minnesota right now. But, uh... Yeah, we're sitting there trying to get our Harley-Davidson snowbike and our R1 snowbike to start doing everything we can. Freezing.

We're putting all the heaters on it. We're putting guns, torches, torches, battery packs. We're blowing through battery packs. So we're putting like four out of time on it. Nothing was starting these things. And then we get them going and then it gets stuck. And then we have to call somebody to come over with a, proper rig to get it unstuck and like the whole time i'm sitting here like god damn we are just

working for it which is normal but then i look at the other youtubeers and like they were done with their videos and like the first day we were like three days in still grinding not sure we're gonna get done cletus man that guy he just he's got it made man he just does such a good job he rolls by in his TRX on tracks which is working phenomenally in his heated cab with his wife next to him you guys are still working on that thing all right see you know just still not still not going well for you brother like we're just all out there freezing i loved all of his chart like he pulled us out once and he's like that'll be eight grand fellas and then the next time he pulled us out he's like now you got to sing to me so he's saying hey to love it's because we didn't have any money left

yeah right and then and then the third one we didn't have anything to offer so he just told everyone to unsubscribe to us he was joking but i thought that was hilarious i saw a small dip actually after his video in live it's kind of on us though i mean what were we going to do lose a couple of subscribers or stay stuck in the mountain. We'd still be there. We were kind of cooked there a little bit. Thankfully, thankfully,

we were in, like, the best zone that you could have been to have, uh, something rescued. Like, pretty much everyone there had been like a rescue YouTuber at one point in their career.

So we were in good hands, but yeah, we brought some, some sweet toys and, and everyone thought so that was really cool. And heavy D rode all our snow bikes and, like, rated them.

Dude, he rated them high too. Yeah, that was, that was fun. Like, everyone was really loving our stuff, but I,

Sometimes I look at other people's builds, and then I, like, think about if we were to have done that. So Robbie's limo, for example, like, Robbie really knows what he's doing when it comes to building things for destruction, burnouts, sturdiness. And that limo, like, if we try to build a limo, no knocking Gavin or Big Wrench, I think it would fall apart in, like, the first hour. Well, that's what we were initially planning on doing was putting tracks on our giant limo, our lifted limo. Technically now it's the world's longest truck bed. Yeah, we were going to do that. but just the logistics of shipping that thing down there and also shipping, like, tracks or having the tracks on when it gets there.

It was just not worth it. And then we heard, we already heard, yeah, probably would have at this point. But then we heard Robbie was doing it. So we're like, well, we'll not do it because we can't have two. Yeah, it was fun, though. It was a great time. My favorite part of it was sitting in the hot tub with, with Heavy D. Dude, I'm so bummed.

We missed out on that. Probably could have done it for like an hour and a half less. Once people started coming back in, I wanted to go out and I go, there's no way they sit in there for any longer. You should have already been in there for an hour. Dude, three hours later. We sat in a hot tub that was like a hundred and eight degrees.

It was hot. It was hotter than a hot. And we sat in there for like two and a half, yeah, two hours. Dude, I couldn't get in a sauna afterwards. Luckily it was cold out, so we were kind of like sitting above and then going back under. But it was like the same situation of like just really good conversation was going on and didn't really want to leave. Book Club on Monday. Jim on Tuesday

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I exams provided by independent optometrists Can't argue with that Yeah, so at the end of it, me and C. Jared, just, like, crawling out of the hot tub. Yeah, dehydrated. I was about to, like, fucking, like, crumble. And we had to run, like, up that mountain. Well, we were supposed to ride, the mega quad up the mountain,

but the mega quad didn't start. So Ben and I literally had to run up this quite a ways, dude. That was probably, like, 300 yards. Dude, that cooked my lungs. Yeah, I did. I was actually so cooked for a while. The thing is, is, like, what the hell does heavy D not have? When his guys pulled up with that thing and started unloading,

and I was just, like, I mean, we posted it all of our snapschats and everyone posted about it because it was everyone's favorite thing. But it was this huge tank. It was basically like picture the size of like a, like Whistlin's tank. It's called a mud puppy. Mud puppy. But it was like twice the size. Just this giant tank.

Yeah, with a sauna, a hot tub, and a cold plunge on it. And then he drove it into the backcountry. It's so cool. I mean, the way him and his crew and team move is really like an art and just the shit they bring out. I'm sure it'll be like what we're like when we're his age, honestly. Like we're going to just keep accumulating. At this rate, the shit that we accumulate, dude? The problem is ours will probably be shitty.

You'll have like stuff that runs, but like most of ours, we'll just have a lot of it sitting around. It'll be like a cool graveyard. You can come around and look at it. You can't use any of it. But yeah, it's pretty tough to film around here now because it's so freaking cold. I mean, I put on my story and it is kind of a thing. I get it. But you go, oh, wow, it's really cold.

I post it's like 29 below. it's like 66 degrees in my house because the heater can't keep up all this and someone's like oh that's nothing it was 45 below where I am you know whatever but uh we're gonna go to Florida next week which you guys will see you guys see it's snowing in Florida I saw that snow on the beach wherever we go we just bring the cold weather I guess and we're not even there we're not even there yeah we're just thinking about it I'd like to be a part of snow on the beach that'd be cool Pensacola Florida two and a half inches of snow Lafayette Louisiana 10.5 they've got more snow in Louisiana, then we have in Minnesota, which is fried. So what's up with that then? I don't know, global warming. I don't know. I literally just saw before I came in here, Disney World had a bunch of snow on the ground, too. Dude, Disney and the snow would be sick.

Steve Hamilton would love that. Have they had snowed before? Like, when's the last time it snowed in? Orlando, probably a while. You should look that up. Yeah, Louisiana was 15 years. Really? So that's a stamp.

But yeah, I saw a video of people sledding in Houston. And, dude, they were using anything because people don't, own sleds. So they were using little plastic pools, suitcases, street signs, like metal pans. Yeah,

they also don't have snow plows. Houston County doesn't own snow plows, I saw. So what do they do? They just like sit and wait for it to melt? That's it. It sounds kind of late. It'd be like a snow day for the whole state.

They have a true definition of a snow day. The last time it snowed Disney World was 1977. Wow. Dude, so what's up with that, Ken? Global warming? It's so hot.

It's so cold. What do you think? Yeah, I guess that doesn't really make sense. They say global warming is extremes in temperature and weather. That's just called climate change now. Or climate change. The climate's always changing.

Yeah, who knows, though, honestly. I mean, I probably lean more towards like, yeah, we probably are causing, you know, the Earth to get warmer due to all the shit we're doing that probably shouldn't be here. Well, you guys are. Not me. Not you. Not you. Yeah. But when you guys dispose of your batteries, you know, all the same shit.

They go in the ocean. They're fine. in the ocean have you guys seen like how much smog there is in china though like it's mostly like how bad it is in china and they just like throw their garbage in like the ocean like that's pretty normal so i tell greta this all the time it drives her berserk but i go yeah i don't think you're making a difference to hear no offense so i'm like why waste time recycling this water bottle when it's super inconvenient when it's not going to make a difference but if everyone thinks that that's yeah that's the problem so it's like you need you need everyone

to think like her, and then it will make a different. Global act, local, brother. So it's like the U.S. pollution levels have been declining for years on end. That's good. But China and India are just like complete opposite. So it's no matter what you do, it's going to be offset by the, what's going on in Asia. Y'all ever seen your garbage truck pick up your recycling? Mine literally comes up, grabs the garbage can, moves three feet forward, grabs my recycling can.

Recycling's a total scam, no. I don't get that. Why is it a scam and why do they still do that? Because they used to export it to China and then China stopped. Shut up, really? We used to ship our fucking plastic to China. They're not dealing with shit. It makes no sense.

Dude, honestly, China does always get the shit end of the stick. They got to make all the stuff for cheap and like all this. And then they just start shipping our plastic to China. They stopped accepting it. It's now just nothing. It just goes in the trash. Why did they want it? Dude, okay, so how about this?

I've actually seen them do that with full on recycling bins. Yeah. Like the recycling bins that are. like in counties that yeah they're like set aside it's not like a landfill it's not a dump recycling center the same trash company comes over there picks them up and throws them in and looks around like the dumps it backs up and goes to the next one nothing happened are you positive are you positive yeah and i've seen them do it at the bins too where they go to the cardboard dump it and then they move over to the plastic dump it i don't get that i mean i'm sure it makes

it easier to sort because it's kind of in a clump i don't like the only thing they're recycling domestically is like paper and i think metals like like all plastic is just garbage yeah i heard that for like especially for like mainlanders like you know we're really landlocked and that just all goes to one place what we got over there oh i got a gift the freak is this dude money mike money mic does are you serious all right free audio listeners three gifts in a row our boy jackson just walked in with five Nike shoe boxes That I'm assuming Mike is buying Yes or bought

Hey yo These are sick Ryan you're the only one who can fill the shoes Are my best man Oh That's so sick dude Dude right Oh yes yes I accept

Awesome dude this is so sick Damn brother So Ryan's your best man huh And now he is yeah Fuck yeah dude Oh, look at that, Ryan. I was getting nervous. You weren't going to ask me.

Look at that, dude. What's go? Damn, I think I owe somebody some money. I took a overrunner on that. Grumes, man. Let's go, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, dude.

These are sick, too. Yeah, so I got, that was the, dude, dude, dude, it was so much fun ordering. Like, I got everyone different pairs. Bro, fucking sick, dude. That groomsman. Thank you, Mike. Of course, bro.

I'd be honored, bro. Absolutely. These are sick. Ooh. Shit, those are sick. Are those reflective? Yeah, the Nike signs reflective. Bro, these are so sick.

Thank you. I'm more pumped about being a groomsman than honestly the shoes. The shoes are great, Mike. Ken? That is awesome. Dude, Mike, I really didn't know where this was going on. We're going to have so much fun. I got Dalton a pair, too.

Look at what Dalton says. He's not up here. He was. What's it say? Filmer? My Bachelor party? Hold on. Let's get Dalton in on this.

Come and film my Bachelor party. That's what it says. Bro. So sick. You're your brother. Let's go. Dude, thank you, Mike. Yeah, Mike, thank you, bro.

This is sick. Yeah, Mike. Dude, these are so fresh. Right? Got the blues for you. Thank you, bro. So sick, dude. Hey.

Thank you, guys. Thanks, Mike. Absolutely. Damn, dude. Where are we going? I don't, like, I was thinking. This is actually for Ryan did this. Yeah, I know, right?

It is. As the groomsman, as the best man, you are responsible for lining up the, the bachelor party i did pretty good with justin's i guess dude yeah actually he did amazing well i did hear you talking suggestions in the car so i mean it's yours yeah the thing is is you have to know it's it's not for the bachelor bachelor's it is for the man who's getting married yeah sometimes like i know cj's bachelor party and your bachelor party are two completely different things so you really got to curate to the crowd well i'm i'm not

going to blurt it out now. Maybe it's going to be a surprise or maybe Mike's going to tell me what he wants to do. Probably more ideal, yeah. Dude, I know exactly what we're doing for CJ's bachelor party. What's that? What's that? We're going to Vegas. Yeah, I suppose. We can maybe do something. And then what are we going to do for yours, Ben? For mine? Yeah. I'd probably go to go back to Vegas, dude. What are we going to do for Ken's if he's getting married in Vegas? We can't go where the wedding is. You do the bachelor party and the wedding all in a weekend. Yes, one night. Can's going to find love time, dude.

Yeah. That's the thing, bro. I don't know if it's just that time of the year, but I opened up my mail and I had four wedding invites the other day. That's four weekends in the summer, right? Obviously, if there's someone special, then it's, you know, you want to go to them. As a Minnesota, you only have so many summer weekends, right? So that's very special.

That's very special to be spending your time at somebody's wedding, right? But yeah, Greta was like, oh, my gosh, we have four weddings. And I was like, great. Now we have to say no to four people. Like, because I, yeah. Were they all your friends or more so her friends? It's mostly hers. Yeah, she's always got the friends getting married.

Yeah, and that's the nice part about not having any friends. Well, you only know two people that are, Justin's married and Mike's getting married. Yeah. And also, not that many people want you at their wedding. Right. Yeah, exactly. So after the whole Cabo incident. Yeah, kind of stealing the show.

Dude, when you brought those out, I was like, these late Christmas gifts, I didn't even for one second think like, oh, we're getting group. And then I stopped Ryan, I was. I was like, what? Yeah. I thought you were giving us helies for sure. I thought the boxes were just like a boxers. That's why I felt awkward. Our boy Jackson came through and surprised me with a pair of helies.

And then I'm like, I feel bad. I'm like literally surprising the whole crew with shoes today, except for you. But yeah, we were healing around last night and I felt like I was 12 again. Dude, is it tough picking, like, who's in your wedding? Yeah. I bet. Yeah, it was tough. How many people you got?

You got 14. Are you saying, like, pick my groomsmen or pick the people? Grum's men. I guess both, both. Yeah, it was harder to pick who to invite to the wedding. Pretty easy to pick. How many groomsmen are there? Six.

Six groomsmen? See, that's the issue, dude. I think, like, I'm going to have, like, 10, 11, 12. Like, a lot, dude. I've already been thinking about, like, fuck, who gets the axe? Yeah, dude, it's really hard. So I got, haven't asked Jake, haven't asked Justin yet. You have to do it before Tuesday, I guess.

Otherwise, we can cut that. No, I will. Well, appreciate the. shoes bro they don't fit but really yeah wrong size what size are they i asked greta so take that up with her she was erring on the smaller foot size she didn't know off the top of the hammers she's like well i'm assuming it's small mine's smaller than average mine is also a size and a half too big size and a half you wear 12 and a halfs ken yeah mike you nailed mine perfect yeah but every time we ask ken what size he is you're always like i'm not going to fit

into those i'm like 14s you got those 14 boot okay yeah it's fair because he got those Red, those crazy red. I can loosen them up, slip into them. No, we'll get you new ones. He got those red boots. I remember they were like, you're like, they only come in 13s and they're tiny. Wait, so they're too big? Yeah, he got me 14s.

I think Ken's inflating his shoe size because I've heard him say 14. Yeah. For the last eight years. Ken's was like the only one I was sure of. I didn't have to ask anyone. Yeah, these are 12 and a half. Dang. Perfect.

That'd be like me going around saying I'm a, I'm an 11 and a half or a 12. You're a 10 and a half, Ben? No, just the 10. Dang, bro. That is pretty bizarre that you do that catch. Yeah. I've never bought a 14 seconds. I feel like 10 says that a lot.

The reason why he says that. When he's like squeezing, it's with like, hey. I think it's normally when we got a costume for him. And then he's like, okay, what size is this? Well, that's not my size. I can't be the guy to do it. We're like, Ken, they're slippers. They're just covers for your shoes.

No. I'm a 14. Dude, these are actually fire. Those are fire. I'm pumped on these, dude. You really nailed the style like these. Yeah, those are. Both of those are so sick.

Ken, have you ever even had a pair of dunks? High ones, not low. Oh, that's what's ironic is. Those are Kenjinos. Those are the Kenjiminos. Got some suede on there. That's sick. I've never owned a pair of course.

I bought myself a pair of some SBs, of course. But, yeah, it's just funny. Like, you guys have had how many pairs of dunks? Like, that's why I knew, like, to do that. It was also funny because, like, still a bargain shopper when it comes to shoes. And, like, dunks are by far some of the most expensive footwear I've ever bought. Yeah. 125 favorite take some of them yeah but it was just yeah it was just like dang this is going to be

kind of dropped a bag on ultimate money mic move yeah at least at least you got it on camera so it makes it worth it worth it i mean i thought for sure you were going to be like buying all of us dirt bikes or snowmob jetskies money mike buys all of us stand of jet skis or drift cars hilarious no i think i was going to do if i was going to do that would be fun that would be sick oh we go to the Mike's cars on fire the whole weekend. Mike invites us to a drift weekend for his bachelor party. My car is the whole thing on it all weekend. We're literally just making fun of him the whole time for his car being on fire.

Yeah, it's just Jake nonstop drifting in circles. You guys laughing at me the whole time. Your car on fire. My car on fire. Mike's like, not would I add pictures. This is actually going to be so lit. So we can film it? I would, I encourage it.

Okay. I mean, I think it'd be a shot. I think it gives us like the perfect excuse to just like go overboard. and way over the top for something. Yeah, I agree. Like, oh, dude, that's sick. Makes the budget a little bigger. I mean, I don't know if the budget can get bigger than money,

Mike's budget, but like with the company and all, like now it's a little bigger budget. Yeah, I just love like when we're at Justin. We start double reading ads. Dude, we should just invite Tony and have him pay him. Oh, yeah, I like that. Maybe he should invite Tony. We'll borrow his rings to get there.

Yeah, yeah. All of us were like, we just go to the nicest dinner, and then it's like time for the bill. Everyone's like, I don't know. have anything he's like oh are you fucking kidding me like tony you want to get it the classic pat and like tony goes oh shit yeah i think we got to have uh spenny and gavin i tag along too for sure that gavin guy's pretty funny we just have so many awesome friends that's what i mean yeah when you really start getting down to the nitty gritty of even seating them all at a table

you know man ben and spenny at the same table are they going to have a wine night oh we might yeah when i think about my wedding i'm like oh dude i guess so many good friends like where do I put them like in the wedding and I'm like asking you grader like do you think mark and tink could be our ring bears that'd be great how funny with that would be really he says a ring bear has to be a little three foot tall they're fine they can go on their knees yeah mark and true but yes they would make great ring bears I think so and then mark could pay for the rings oh perfect yeah so are we done on the Utah stuff do you have anything else say I mean Evan did break or fracture my rib oh hold on hold on

What? Your rib is fractured, actually? I think it is. Well, Ken. So, so let's prep. When you say I think it is, Evan right now, he doesn't know why, but he's went scoffled, wherever he's at right now. So at a little context, we were trying to get Evan to go back into a helicopter. Yep. So naturally, I yank the key out of his snowmobile.

Yeah. And, you know, pull it away from him. And then he tackles me to the ground. And then his elbow ends up going straight into my sternum. It wasn't even a tackle. It was a WWE body slam. It was what I would call his finisher, the double whammy. And then he hit the ground, and then he speared you with his shoulder.

He ends up with his elbow going straight into my sternum. Or his elbow, yeah. Dude, Ev is such a scrappy little guy. And it just knocked the wind out of me. And then ever since, it's honestly getting worse the last couple days. But it's just like from the sternum, like all the way around. Like there's the, where the rib meets with the sternum, then there's one on the side. And then also on my back.

We should just personally. Why don't we go film? We'll go get an x-ray after this, film it, and we'll find out if you actually got a fractured rib. I mean, Ben did tell me you don't want an x-ray yesterday. Every time Ken gets hurt, we can't just be getting him x-rayed out. You're right. It's pretty expensive.

It's not good for you. Got Tony's truck to pay for. That too. Ken was like, I think I'm going to just go and get x-rayed. And I was like, they can't do anything. Yeah, they cannot do anything about a rib. Yeah, I looked online. it's you literally just can't you just got to take it easy for a couple weeks so it's getting worse or

better some peace of mind take it easy piece of mind from what well the story's a lot better if you say Evan fractured my rib instead of Evan might have fractured my rib yeah I agree with that I do like the idea of like knowing whether Evan broke Ken's rib or not so that that was the whole reasoning of I kind of wanted to get an x-ray you think you'll press charges if it is fractured oh absolutely full full tilt yeah dude last time we went and got one of the boys x-rayed We found out that Evan had a matchbox car shoved up as that. After your sandrail accident left time. Why is there a little toy car?

Well, I mean, you don't think that shouldn't have anything to do with my back problems, though, should it? Like, that shouldn't even be. Normally people take that out right away, but. No wonder he's walking so funny. Matchbox, too. Some people do it. They'll just do the wildest thing to get off, man. When Ken, you were picking up a GoPro battery just before we started the podcast,

and then my level of concern grew a lot. Oh, dude. You just hear moving around the shot from groaning. Ken, you are so accident prone, dude. That wasn't even my fault, though. That was just me trying to be a good friend, trying to have Evan had a good time. Evan said afterwards, he's like, yeah, me and Ken have been in a couple scuffles, and I finally feel like I really, like, got him.

Yeah, because he's never been able to really get underneath you like that. Oh, the WWE move. Yeah. You are top heavy, Ken. Oh, yeah. So in Evan, Evan, he's scrappy. He's scrappy and he's bottom heavy. And, like, he's like, dude, the way that kid moves, like, when he's getting into it.

I mean, we saw it in the middle of the road with Dalton, dude. It's like the Tasmanian devil when it's like, oh. He does. You don't know what happens. Dude, he spins and he's, like, spinning around. He does, like, a somersault in there. And, like, before you know it, somebody's face is bleeding or has snowed it. And Evan is already, like, like, 30 feet away with his hands up in the air.

I think it's more of a defense mechanism for him because, you know, his type of people, they've been getting picked on by people like Ken for basically ever. And he springs into fighter flight mode, blacks out, might end up punching someone in the face, might end up double whamming somebody into the ground and then he's out of there but it's fight or flight you know that's why he's lived and his ancestors have made it this far like it's it's like it more of a genetics thing that has gotten passed down obviously if he didn't have it in him he probably wouldn't be here because not his fault you know it just would have gotten weaned out by natural selection i really want to see the side by side of evan taking me down and evan

taking dalton down because i feel like they're very there's something you could learn from very similar to that true dude i mean just the fact he's took Dalton down, Dalton's a beast, dude. Like, he's a tough kid, he's lengthy, he's strong, he's young, he's quick. Do you have a crush on Dalton? No, but I'm just telling you, Dalton is, Dalton's a fucking athlete. Dalton is an athlete. He is, and Evan.

And he's in his prime. Evan is not an athlete, but he is. He's like one of those. He's like one of those, like, little, this is a very obscure reference, but he's like a bionicle, those bionicles that would roll up into a ball and then. Bring back open. Yeah. That's what you reminds me of a surprise attack.

I don't know. Would you rather be built like small and stocky like that or tall and frail? Definitely not frail. I wouldn't want to be frail at all. But you can't be only one or the other. Would you rather be built tough, dude? Well, yeah, small and stocky. Would you rather have a civic or a camry than bribuny?

I mean, yeah, like being tall and frail, it's not going to do much. I think Ken's a tough guy. Would you rather be short and far? No. He's tough. He just put in the situations where, like, the average person shouldn't be put into on the weekly, if not daily. How many fights have you involuntarily been?

Ken does get into a lot of scraps. Yeah, I was saying that to Evan. Like, how often are you or me wrestling one of the boys? I know. I see Ben do it a little bit. I think Ken charges people. Yeah. Which is honestly the problem.

There's usually a reason why that gets brought into this. You're like a grizzly bear that. charges and wants the person to back off, but then the thing attacks, and you attack the lion and then it fights back. You shouldn't get so loud up. Evan just fought back because he was, you had that hard of not wanting to go on the helicopter. True. No, I definitely, definitely liked the direction you were headed with. But I told Evan that, I go, there's one reason that you and I have never fought. And I go, it's because I'm not getting physical with you. I go, I'll, I'll berate you with my words. I mean, all you want, buddy. I'm good at that. He could have just taken the 75 other snowballs. that were in the field, too.

Like they were doing with Ben's. I was cracking up about that. Ben doesn't have a wrap on his sled, so maybe it looks like a rental. And just everyone was driving it this weekend. And he's kind of like, did you tell someone so they? Yeah. Did you tell that they could, and why is he driving it? And I'm like, dude, Ben, I don't know.

You're going to have to write your name on it. They just wanted to ride your mod sled, dude. Can't blame him there. Yeah, I wasn't too concerned about it until Whistling came up riding it. And he said that he was just about to go in durability tested. That is very concerning I was at the farm the other day And I was like loaning something

In the back of this truck right And the garbage man was Kind of like picking some stuff up And then going to the other dumpster You know how there's two And I was kind of right in the middle I'm trying to stay out of their way And this guy like comes up

And he parks right behind me And I'm like Am I in this guy's way And he puts down his window And he goes, hey Is that the Durango that hit the dumpster Oh shit And I look over and I see your Durango just sitting there running, right?

Because it was when we were getting it ready. And I was like, yeah, wasn't me though. That's the one. And they were like, yeah, hit that thing pretty fast, huh? And then I was like, oh shit, that's their dumpster. They were like kind of pressing me about their dump. Their dumpster that Ryan just smoked at 30 miles per hour. And then I was just like totally didn't know what to do.

Started kind of backing up a little bit. And they were like, yeah, those things are pretty. durable, huh? And I was like, are they ever? The Durango or the dumpster? I don't know. He laughed, I laughed, and then they put the window up and rolled off. And I was like, I think we have beef with Steve's.

Oh, no. The Steve's guys are great. And they've been so good. Waste management fucking sucked. Steve's is great. Well, Ryan, you hit their dumpster. I know, but the dumpsters are tough. It was fine.

But that's really funny. Imagine them watching that video. We've never had a dumpster get hit by a car and flip upside down like that. Of course, it's in the C-Boy's parking lot. They didn't put a scratch in that dumpster. I got to see my first live-action car accident yesterday. It was crazy. It was right in front of me.

I was driving home. You guys ever, like, watch one happen? Like, you know, watch someone get hit. I mean, I guess all the time on the weekly, honestly. Oh, not filming. Yeah, still, I have, yeah. I was driving down Highway 10, and this guy just blacked out, cranked the left in front of the car in front of me that was driving down the highway.

It was at, like, 30 miles an hour, not at. at 50 on the big part of the highway. It was like as you coming in town, he was sitting at a light. Was it a Ford? I don't think so. Oh, okay. I just saw an accident.

I didn't, I saw it after. Oh, a different one, I guess. Anyway, yeah, just turns right in front. And just boom. It was crazy. Whoa.

What happened? Is you all right? Yeah, everybody was all right. The guy who pulled out in front looked pretty pissed at himself, I think. And then, uh, there was like 19 cops there. It was crazy.

It was so weird seeing a live after. I was eating my sub and I, you know, yelled out, you can't park there. Yeah. So apparently, guys that are working on our unicorn robbie he's a YouTuber he's our buddy he was actually at snowed in so he was giving us updates on what he was you know fixing at the moment and how he was going

with the unicorn really excited to show you guys the video of it but uh he was telling ryan that i hit the tree with the unicorn straight on to the frame the frame you know how like a a Mustang frame well i guess technically crown vick has like the two frame rails that come up and go forward just pegged it perfectly at like accordioned back. So I missed the motor. So he said that if I would hit the motor, it would have totaled the entire motor and it would in return totaled the whole car out.

But he was saying the motor is like fine. They got the motor going. Yeah, yeah. It was just like a couple things that broke in the front, obviously. But they fixed it and the motor's running. But they said since I hit the frame dead on like that, it had no give, which I can. a test to, didn't, but I saved the hoonicorn from being totaled.

Oh, good job, Ben. Yeah, so pretty good aim. Yeah, I mean, he did say, he goes, I don't think you could have done that if you tried. You know, like, if you aimed to just hit it, you're just that good at crashing shit, man. What can I say? Yeah, dude. When's he thinking that's going to be done, you know? I think it's a little bit more of a job than they thought.

I think, like, early summer. Which is just in time, honestly, for Ben to get it back out on the track. I don't think I'm going to drive it. I don't think so. Don't blame you. Yeah, I don't think you guys are going to argue that. Yeah, I think we should put someone a little more skilled behind the wheel. Yeah, I mean, for sure.

I don't know who that would be. I don't know. Ken, you ready to learn? And that thing, no. I don't fit in that with a helmet on. Fair, they're fixing that. I think they're fixing that. Are they going to lower the seats?

Yeah, they're going to drop the seat down. They're fixing everything that just didn't really work with it. Right. There's a replica. It wasn't really meant to be doing what we were doing. And they're fixing it. so it's a proper ripper. And I'm sure we mentioned this,

but he will be twin turboing it too. So we're nearing even closer to true unicorn replica. Yeah, it's going to be sick. Did you guys see that the Hunicorn truck? The Hoonauter Truck is for sale. But like. I thought it already closed this weekend, isn't it? Oh, yeah, I was trying to look up what it went for.

But obviously, if it hasn't sold yet. I'll put it in at the bottom what it went for here. But yeah, it's like it looked like they were asking 1-1, 1.1. I think Supercar Ron should buy it. Same. He posed a little something. He seemed like he was into it. Yeah.

And I'd seem like everyone commenting. The only problem with a car like that is it's so legendary that you actually probably can't rip on it. Yeah. It makes more sense for him to drive his Pagani in the rain in a sense than that. It's more replaceable. And it's not as, yeah, it's not driven by, you know. Oh, dude. If we bought that, there's no way we could even, we couldn't even look at it.

We couldn't even have it in our shop. Don't even look at it. Yeah, you're right. We can't even in the vicinity. If we bought that, there would be no way of us being able to pay Tony back for his truck. Dude, Tony, we want to pay you back for the truck. We bought the for $1.1 million, dude. Do you think we got extra cash laying around?

Speaking of, think you could maybe cover the insurance on that for a little while for us? It's going up for sale for no reserve this weekend. You might be able to get it for a deal or it could go for a lot. Oh, that's worth bidding on. What do you guys think it's going to go for? Over a mill. I think $750. You think so?

Under a mill. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I'd guess $750 is mine. It benefits the 43I Foundation, which is Ken Block's foundation. Is that a charitable donation? I think it is. Oh, so it could be a write-off. It's free then.

Yeah. It's just a write-off. It's just a write-off. It's a right-off. The government pays you back. It's great-off. Yeah, so I got a call yesterday from Cletus. I constantly tell him, like, dude, I want to get a helicopter.

You do. I think that'd be so sick. You know. And so he does. I sit there next to him as he talks about how badly he's going to buy or wants to buy a helicopter. He's very serious about it though. So like Cletus takes you serious when you say this. So Cletus calls me yesterday.

One day after we left. He's like, brother, I love spending my friend's money more than my own. So I got a guy on the line right now and he's got a helicopter for sale. Like one day after being home. I'm like, brother, I got to figure out how we're going to pay for Tony's truck. And so this guy is on the phone And he's telling me all about his helicopter And then I'm just like, well, shit

You put yourself into a corner I think I did Yeah, I don't know what to do now I think you gotta buy it I'm gonna ride in with you I'm not sure I have an option You've been talking about buying a chopper For years at this point

You almost have to Can't argue with that Can't argue with that sound logic I think it's a great idea And I think it opens the door To the helicopter world for us At your expense Yeah, I can see why you guys would be into it

Like I get to ride around in it get all of the benefits no downside right don't have to pay for the fuel i don't even have to deal with the responsibility of flying it i should hit up tony and see if he wants to buy it yeah yeah then i can do that same thing starting to learn no i think it would be cool i'm still trying to like make sense of it do it yeah yeah like mike wasn't cleats saying you can write off an aircraft a hundred percent in the first year something like that yeah and then just hoses you for the next years that you would want to write it off. Oh yeah, that's what he said.

He's like, yeah, it's really awesome when you're owning it. It's really not awesome when it comes time to sell. Yeah. So you can't get your money back as easy as you'd expect? No, just when you write it off, then it's income. Right. But he was saying he was like, brother, there's no way you can lose money on a helicopter. Oh, well, then why even bother thinking about it?

Expenses on it are crazy. What is an expense on a helicopter? I don't know how to fly a helicopter. Yeah, that is the thing. It's like 500 bucks an hour. What kind of helicopter is this? It's like our damn pontoon. Holy shit.

Holy shit. And like just maintenance costs. So you're operating expenses because after a certain amount of hours, you have to do overhauls on them. But like, you know, this is a helicopter. How many hours are you going to be flying? Think how much time you're going to save flying from your house to the shop? I foresee we don't maintenance anything.

You just don't maintenance it. That's the end of it. Oh, I didn't even think of that, Ken. They're always talking about the maintenance cost. they probably haven't thought why not skip save the money yeah every time we maintenance anything it breaks that's a good point ryan so yeah why we'll just not do that that's pretty lame that it costs that much to fly the thing i mean i kind of figured that but i didn't really think about it at the same time so like you just flying me to the gym landing in the parking lot i work out you fly me back it's gonna be an

expensive little trip i work out bro that doesn't like brother if you ask me for a ride in my car to the him i probably say no well no i was just thinking about that today i was like i wonder if ben would be able to park his helicopter in the gym parking lot and i was like i bet you just i bet you the guy who owns it would let you yeah so that's that is the thing that i've been uh wondering and and talking to cleetus about it's is like walk me through this what does it look like if i own a helicopter what am i doing if i have a helicopter like where am i flying it too what am i doing wherever you want i fly it to lunch i fly it to dinner i landed in my grandma's and my grandma's and my grandma's backyard for thanksgiving yeah do it for grandpa land on the golf course holy shit oh somebody's

balls around things like that it would be sick but uh we also don't have as good of weather in minnesota from my research you need good weather fly cletus gets to fly to key west you get to fly to costco that's still be sick dude flying to Costco we're just flying into fargo i think realistically it would actually be really sick i don't know if you could go as like many cool places is like heavy d and his all of his helicopter friends they're like yeah this is the they're the best because you can fly anywhere in the state and you have amazing like the best of all worlds that you could imagine living in Utah and you can get to them in like 45 minutes in a helicopter and then cletus is like yeah i can go anywhere in florida uh down to key west or land in my

grandparents backyard that are two hours away but it's like i don't know it's a little bit different in minnesota it doesn't matter what you see some farm fields We're going to be flying around. It's going to be sick. Could you put it on floats so you could land at the sandbar? Is that a thing? I don't know. I don't think so.

Maybe it is. You have to build a barge then like heavy. Oh, yeah. You could use Ken's. I'm assuming your helicopter is going to be a hell of a lot smaller in the black. Give me a small helicopter. Yes. There you could use Ken's the mom chaser.

Oh, yeah. That'd be the perfect upgrade for it. I was going to say you could land on Ken's a boat house. Ken would be sick. So they do make like helicopter floats, but it's more of a emergency use case kind of scenario. Well, if we're out of beer at the sandbar, it is an emergency. Yeah.

What is the percentage chance of you buying a helicopter? Probably 75%. Oh, 75%. I'd say in the next year, probably. That's pretty good. Yeah, you're better than I expected. I just can't wait to cheer you on as you're doing your lessons. Me too.

I mean, because it's a cool, it's a cool thing. I can't wait to ride with you once you get really good at it. I think it would be sick to have like a little hanger on the back of the merch barn. You would need a hangar in the merch barn And I'm going to put a little hangar door on the back side of it Got to talk to obviously you guys about that But I think that would be a good spot for it And my buddy Mark

Shut up Mark He's down to go in on the helicopter with me So does he know you're buying a helicopter Are you just like preemptively saying? I asked Mark, I said What's the percentage? And he said 100%. Oh wow

So I was like okay It sounds like I'm the one holding us up then So yeah those things and then if everything falls together and then might happen. So we're going to Florida in a few weeks. Is Khaled is going to let you fly his? There's

two sticks so he's flying it. You're just riding with. I'm just riding with. To get some of that cost back, you could fly around Khabib. See him get kicked off that Frontier flight? No. I'll play the video here. He's sitting in a freaking exit row Why the fuck is that guy sitting in an exit row?

Why is that guy flying Frontier plane? Cabee was flying Frontier. Frontier. Las Vegas to San Francisco. Maybe it was just like, I just need to get there, hopped on a flight. What he opened the door? Ken hates us, and he doesn't even make us flight. Yeah, that is.

Ken does not hate us. Well, it seems like it's sometimes when he puts us back by the toilet. I do not choose seats when I book flights. I just, the whole plane. The whole plane is open, and he puts me and CJ by the toilet. I do not choose seats when I book flights. I just buy the flight. So not allowing you to sit in that exit row.

Or you're going to have to get off this plane and they're not coming. Who? Who don't come to? My flight is. It's not fair. It is fair. Yes, it is. You guys, you guys, when I was making, they're asking.

Do I know him? Yes. And they said yes. I understand that. But it's also off of their judgment. I'm not going to do this back and forth. I will call a supervisor. You can either take a different seat where we can go ahead and escort you off the plane.

Which one are we doing? Which one are we doing? Okay, I'll call a supervisor, and then we're going to have to bring him out of the exit row. I'm not really sure why they're kicking him out of the exit row, but it seems like... He'd feel safe with him being in charge of something on a plan. Yeah. They probably didn't know he was. Yeah, I'm sure not.

Dude, we should get Evan into the UFC. He'd probably be really fucking good. He would, dude. He's short. Scrappy, have I mentioned that? Tough. And he's got no concept of hurting himself. Yeah, I cannot foresee Evan getting knocked out.

I just could foresee him like literally acting like he's dying because he'd be so out of brother. Like, start taking everything off. Somebody in his corner, you know. When he goes to his corner, they have to have him be hitting a vape. Yeah. Every other guy's like all trained up and whatever. Evan walks into the ring with strut and carry. He's got a T.

He's all. He's wearing just Ethicas as his shorts. Oh, bucked up. Some, like, blown out Ethicas. He's overhead of the vape. You know, while they're putting, like, the stuff on your face, you don't get cut. He, like, smacks the hand away. Dude, that's when we would bring out his signature pro-model ethicas that come pre-poop stains.

Can't see if you actually do put a real one there. They're all white, just a brown through the bottom. His signature move is, like, put somebody in, like, a leg lock and fart on them. they're near his hinder and there's like tap tap they're not even being choked they can still breathe but it's just like the fact that they're having to breathe that in did you guys see

Connor McGregor with like Jake Paul and Logan Paul and they're all on that bus going to Trump's inauguration I don't know I feel like they're always there's so much like online beef between and it's like normally it's fabricated I think but also I feel like some of it wasn't like initially

but like the fact that they were all just chilling on there did you guys see Then I see a video. This one I had to, like, double check to make sure it was real because it just felt like a fever dream. Fricking, it's Logan Paul next to Jake, and then he, like, pans the camera, and then Theo Vaughn sitting in front of them,

and his chair breaks. Bro, I know. And he, like, falls on the ground, and it's just like, looking around. And then Danica Patrick's to his left and Kyle, from Nalkis to his right. And then, yeah, he's just, like, super flustered. And he's like, damn, Kamala chairs.

but yeah just what a weird like it just didn't seem real bro i feel like that section of the the inauguration like everyone else is all you know serious and political whatever and feels over there just like these comologists also like has there ever been an inauguration like it seemed like such a celebration it was like a full-on party and it's like all these celebrities are there and like they're dancing it was an event like obviously it was an event no matter what but like it was like more of a like cultural like it looked like more of a hangout yeah it seemed like all these celebrities were there but then it was like a party like they're at a dance and drinks and all that that you know obviously it's always culturally i remember back though

when obama was inaugurated and i think he did it like out on like the front lawn of the white house and it was like a huge huge crowd yeah it's normal to have like a party but it was that's a lot different than what trump did Biden didn't do anything probably went to bed Did you guys see the video of Elon getting up on the stage? Oh, yeah. What was he doing? He was like, America! Bro, Elon's just sums up.

You know, when you're that smart, it's just hard to be normal. Why did he do that? He said his heart. He was sending his heart out. I think America's just cooked. Really? I think what's happening is really good. I just think we're cooked, man.

I think it's beyond. We're cooked. Dude, I feel like the opposite. I feel like so confident. in like the golden age of America. Yeah, no, I think that's, I think that's going to happen too. It's a brand new day. The sun is just rising.

Dude, Ryan's just pissed. No, and I knew that was going to get twisted on me. You had to take down it. You literally just said it, bro. You had to take down his camera poster, dude. No, I am a full, full blown, very excited about the direction that the country has headed. You said we're cook. I think the long-term direction of the country and what the fuck is happening here, we are cooked.

Do you, like, I would say 15 years ago, we were less cooked than we are today. And I think 15 years from now, we will be more cooked than we were today is what I'm saying. Well, guys, not to get political on this podcast, but at least no matter what side you're on, you have somebody to side with on this, like, when you're listening back at home. You've got everyone from both sides of the aisle here. Yep, yep. it's not true but I do agree though

what you're saying Ryan like dude I think TikTok is cooking people the worst but also just in general it's it's just the online shit it really is like I think that TikTok's the worst

because it's just constant scrolling and all these people just doom scroll they don't do anything outside of it and it's like it's almost a form of gambling because you occasionally get a good one and then it's like you scroll the next

and maybe it's like some of it's sexualized and whatever so it's like maybe you don't get the dopamine hit for like two three scrolls but then you hit you hit one you get a little bit of a hit and then it's like oh what's next and like you never know what's next so you keep scrolling and it you're just paying with your time and you just get these little dopamine hits and it's the same thing with like even x like i mean i like that it has the freedom to post whatever but dude some of the stuff on there should not be on there like there like there's a lot of we'll say corn and uh and also there is like just people getting in fights killings like that shit is not good for to just constantly be seeing and especially with like the younger brain

who don't consciously think like oh like sitting here staring at this all day is not good and it's so easy to get sucked into but i'm like i cannot you know i can stop myself but i think a lot of don't have that. So yes, I do agree. Like, people, I said it not too long ago, people are getting more and more stupid. And it is alarming. And the worst part about stupid people is they don't know they're stupid. Pretty famous quote that you said for a while. It's the worst thing. Like, there's never any way to tell someone that there's, like, some people are just too stupid to talk to. That's a famous, that's a famous Ken quote. You are literally too stupid. Hamed at Ben. I think I think just there's so much like comfort almost, you know, like where you can get those little

dopamine hits just by doing pretty much nothing versus prior to now you had to like go out and do something. And there still is plenty ways to go out and earn like a proper dopamine hit if that makes sense. Like go to the gym. Right. Those things didn't go away. Yeah, yeah.

They're harder. People just choose the easier route because it's easier. And I think a lot of people don't even realize that they're doing it. 100%. I was saying that about, like, when we had a little time off over the Christmas break, I, like, one day just sat on the couch. I was like, I'm going to relax. And I sat there and scrolled on my phone for, like, a percentage of the day.

And I was like, why do I feel like crap? Like, I was all anxious. It was all I felt all worked up over nothing. And I was like, irritable. I'm like, what the hell is going on with me? I was like, I should be happy. And then I was like, oh, it's probably one because I don't feel like I'm accomplishing anything. And two, you're just, like, just waiting.

You just keep dipping back in a Facebook marketplace, hoping something good comes up. It is addicting. And so you do this rotation of Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram, and you're just constantly looking for something to, like, give you that. But, like, realistically, it's never going to, like, lead to any real satisfaction. I have all my, like, social media apps, you know, like, when you put them in a folder, it says social, I change it to don't open. I don't listen to it, though.

And I'm not saying that all the facts, they're all easy to find it. You know, I'm not saying that you shouldn't go on it at all. I'm just saying, like, if you spend too much time on it, you know, and honestly, like, but there is, like, the flip side, like, you can have a podcast playing all day long. If you're choosing the right podcast, like, you can learn stuff and at the very least, it can elevate your mood. Like, I don't think that we're necessarily, like, giving people a lot of knowledge, but I think we do, like, raise maybe their attitude and, like, just the vibes, you know, like. Yeah, have an hour of laughs or whatever. Oh, yeah, I would just like take that. And then when you're, whoever you talk to next,

if it's your spouse or someone at work and just like go in and be more, I guess, I don't know, positive towards them. It can help you, I guess, and just enjoy life in general. I don't know if you guys seen this, but with like the whole TikTok getting banned, which it got banned, which was crazy. Oh, yeah. Last podcast we were talking about, I think Dalton was saying that,

yeah, Dalton was not, not to cry. dude i felt bad for him honestly yeah so when it got banned we were all all together and then the next day it came back and right away on both of the announcements when it when it got banned it said hopefully uh president to be donald trump can uh save us basically and then the next day it came back saying like thanks to donald trump uh we're back and then i started seeing things that people were like assuming that it was maybe some kind of uh publicity stunt like from trump's team Where, like, I don't know. How?

I was at a publicity son. If anything, it was, I mean, he is the reason why it came back. Like, if he wouldn't have done something. Do you think he let it? He let it go away? Like, he could have stopped it. But he let it go. And then was just like, put, if you say this, I'll bring it back tomorrow.

He wasn't the president yet, though. No, I know. But I just, I just wonder, like, why would TikTok, like, say that unless there was something, maybe behind the scenes? I don't, I don't know. They can. Maybe not, though. Those people that are addicted to doomscrow and can thank him.

I think it was TikTok trying to like butter Trump up, like make him feel good because they did that all before he was even inaugurated. Yeah, they'd be saying they were going away and Biden was trying to make it go away. But it came back before he was inaugurated. Yeah, because they did that like Saturday, Sunday. And he didn't go into office until Monday. So like technically that law should have gone into effect on Saturday or Sunday. It's like he couldn't have changed anything until noon Eastern on Monday.

Yeah, I don't know. maybe maybe it has nothing to do and and if anything like I I liked it like I thought it was good but uh I did start seeing things and I started thinking like maybe there was something there it is crazy you can't you can't download TikTok like if you were to get a new phone you can't download TikTok right now you can use it when it's on your phone it's like flappy bird all over again so yeah I saw that people are selling iPhones for $10,000 I'll sell mine dude you realize that have TikTok downloaded if you have your same Apple account though I'm pretty sure you can still download it you don't you could delete it

but if you download it once off of your Apple it's in your previous app down your previous downloads like I'm pretty sure I could download Flappy Bird right now says TikTok and other bite dance apps are not available in the country or region you let me just double check yeah see if you can download Flappy Bird if you get Flappy Bird back dude you might have cracked a code I'm pretty sure they brought that back did they just never hit the same actually why did they pull it something like the guy didn't want it to be too addicting yeah he was like He was like a movement. He was like, you know what?

Yep. This has got not a control. You can download it. But yeah, April 11, 2014. But I'm pretty sure they brought that back, like I said. Oh, wait, hold on. I actually can't do that one.

Never mind. I take it back. Flabby Bird, the guy deleted it because he felt guilty that the game's addictive nature ruined lives. Wow, that guy must really. What about Jetpack Joyride? That game was fun too. That game was lit.

You can still download that. I don't think that's on the answer. It just depends if they, hold, let me see. It's what I'm saying, dude, 10 years ago, someone goes, Oh, I think I'm fucking up the world. Dude, we're going to pull it. And now they're like, well, let's just make a couple billion dollars. There used to be so many fun apps that were games.

And they're probably still there, but, I mean, we've just outgrown them. Blune's Tower Defense. Yeah, that's actually a great game. We're playing Xbox now. Yeah. So Tony just texted me and Jake in a group chat. Not me. And sent a video of the truck backing off the trailer.

And it runs? It's running under her own power. and then there's a bunch of codes who would have thought and then he said how did you guys break the air conditioner i don't know how i broke the air conditioner just rodding on it huh they were trying to cool the engine down yeah i don't know i thought it'd be a cooler uh no it didn't it couldn't go up on its own it we pulled it away from the trailer on its own and then it died and then it rolled back down the hill but uh yeah glad it's back If you guys didn't know already, our Centurion that we built with U-Motors has been sold. Went to a guy in Philadelphia. 26 and a half a boat. Huge, big boy.

Toed it with our Ford Ranger with our mini truck. Anyways, U-Moters hit us up again. It was like, hey, let's build another boat. So we were freaking stoked. So now we're being tasked with the hard decision of choosing what colors to go with on this thing. the more we ask everyone the least sure i get we uh specked out about six different colors and they're all so sick that's the thing is like yeah so it's a an erin antique it's a g25 so 25 footer yeah i mean it's just it's a super like you can't really go wrong with any of those colors

but i feel like we have to have a bold color way being that we are we i mean we just like bold stuff yeah so i don't know we could pop them up on the screen but we also need to make this decision soon in order to have this thing built and then be here by summer yeah a lot of people are saying at least on instagram and ticot they're saying that we should do the white i know which is probably the least like that's the most planned by that i was too i just i figured you tossed that in there and then everyone's like yo white go hard like the thing is is most guys that buy a boat like this are like a 50 year old dentist who like wants it to be like that yeah they just want it to be more like not super loud in your face and we're like the opposite and then another one that was pretty popular was

the black with the red interior that's pretty sweet that's actually the color combo of my boat yeah so i like that one that one again it's still this one has the speck as gold speck in which looks sick oh in the other ones yeah the other ones don't oh that so that does have gold speck in it which is sick but yeah it's kind of looks like it's basically the same as ben's boat then so it kind of put us at we're either doing the green one or the nardo gray with red and the green one, which I thought was pretty sick and bended to, got like the least amount really of responses on my story. I think that red interior on the gray one just hops.

It's probably the best of both worlds, honestly. Yeah, that's one still my favorite. That's probably a safe bet, yeah. That, man, I'd say in the perfect world, we just do the red one. Can't go wrong with red. Dude, why mess with perfection? That one got the least out of all of them. Really?

It just had a few peppered in there of people going, of course, they're going to get the red one, but other than that, maybe it looked too much like our previous one. But all these boats are fucking sick, dude. So, yeah, we're pretty excited about that. Leave a comment down below. Yeah, comment down below. Tell us what you guys think.

We're going to the boat show this weekend to check out why. So, yeah, we'll build that and we have something to look forward to this summer. It's going to be sweet. I think we got the pontoon again, too. Yep. We're going to have to make maybe some changes to the mom chaser, make it even smaller. I was thinking to make it faster. Yeah, faster.

You got that thing just sitting down the elements. You didn't put a cover over or anything. You don't need to cover perfection. It's perfect as it is. That's what he says, the girls, and they show up wearing a swimsuit. Yeah, you've used that line a lot, haven't you? If we're going to change anything,

maybe make it wider and shorter. I was really hoping to think, Evan. Wider and shorter. Well, sick, boys. I love them the new set. We are giving away a snowmobile right now, a 146 assault boost. So that's pretty sick.

If you go to the website, $5 you spend, gets you one entry. and that ends soon, so you don't got much time. Mike, I'm honored to be one of your groomsmen, man. Yeah, I'm excited to give it to the rest of the guys. Great pod. Well, appreciate you guys. We'll see you next week.

Peace. Peace. Later.