Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken's High School Hookup

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

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apple podcast and many more you can make money from your podcast with no minimum listenership it's everything you need to make a podcast in one place download the free anchor app or go to anchor dot fm to get started all right welcome back to life wide open podcast i am joined by my co-host cj and my new co-host Dude, Evan, bro. Happy to be here, Ben. So if you guys haven't been paying attention, Evan is now full-time Seaboy's TV. And people were stoked.

Yeah, if you missed the video, we announced it in a video, and everyone was so freaking amped about it. Yeah, because it has been such a long time coming. It's been a blast so far. Yeah, what do you think after being a part of the crew for a week? Oh, look who it is. Steven?

Start the podcast without me. You're dirty. I figure you were coming. What are you doing? What do you got going on here? Dude. You look like a laborman. I've been pressure washing my truck for the last, like, hour and a half, dude.

Can we get a zoom in on this guy's face? You think we don't have a zoom in. Okay, messed up the cameras. Ken's back there. He can't run three. I need a freaking dude after that. So we just got... What's your plan here?

Are you planning on wearing this the whole time or what? You smell like shit, Ryan. What's the deal with mudding guys? Why do they like it so much? Mudding sucks. Mudding's fun. It's just cleaning sucks. But yeah, I got like six minutes of fun to an hour and a half of pressure washing

non-enjoyment like the fun to not fun is not there do most mudding guys spend i don't think they wash it like do they spend that much time cleaning it because most mudding guys are like well i'm going to just clean it again or i'm going to just mud it again so why would i waste my time i guess that's true but i feel like guys like braiden their stuff's clean at the start and then they go and get dirty and you feel gross you're wet i have mud on my face you wasn't built for it ryan wasn't built for that shit your truck wasn't built for it either That is probably the most true statement. Yeah, I forget that that's like a $100,000 truck.

And you've done some dirty things to it, literally. Well, I kind of forgot. I don't forget, but you forget. And then like you do the thing. And so say last night, my truck got stuck in the field. We had to have Jake come and pull it out. And I had to leave it there overnight. I left and I went eight supper and then laid down in bed.

And I was thinking about my poor truck. out there stuck in the field I go man why did I do that I spent so much money on something I'm so proud of it and try to keep it nice I'm like why did I go get it stuck up to the bumper in the middle of our field like it was dumb well you didn't do it on purpose well to be fair

true I did also kind of warn you I hate I hate to be that guy you did and actually probably that's why I got stuck because if you're like don't come out here I'm like I gotta come out there now you told me I can't I don't know if that makes any sense I wanted to prove it wrong like a thing that me saying like you can't do it i was just being like yo it's super soft you shouldn't do it it's not like i was questioning if you could make it or not to be fair i had more faith in my truck than i should

all right i'm gonna go to the sorry to interrupt about evan anyways we've had the group you know it started with seven it was it was a hobby and then uh you know a couple people went their own ways and and it was just us five for the last couple of years now and a lot of people would always ask, can I join C-Boy's TV? Can I join C-Boy's TV? And we'd be like, no, it's not really like that. Like, we just kind of were friends and it just formed into this naturally. We're not really adding more people or, but Evan just kind of slowly the nagled his way in.

Unintentional, I would assume? I mean, I was definitely looking forward, like, every time we got to hang out. Okay. But you weren't intentionally like trying to work your way into the, into the, group yeah not necessarily i was just trying to do something cool every time i came down yeah well evan just was such a good a good uh basically addition to the team that we had to offer him to quit his job and and come on full time it was pretty crazy like quitting my job to be honest i didn't know what circumstances it would take for me to quit my job i just didn't envision doing it

especially that quick like the way that you did yeah the way that he did is so legendary Can we back up a little bit? So we were in San Diego, and it's me, Evan, and Ben, and we're sitting at this table. And we've been drinking a little bit, whatever. On my birthday. On Evan's birthday. The Mimosas were flowing. We were sitting by the ocean.

Vives were extremely high. And Evan just kept saying, like, dude, you guys, like, you just don't understand, like, how awesome this is. Like, thank you so much for bringing me along. And I just love this. I, dude, you don't realize how much I don't want to go back to work. Were you baiting us in now that I'm thinking about it? No, I couldn't have imagined that you guys were just going to drop it like that. We had already talked about it a couple weeks prior, all of us, all of us guys.

And the RV trip was actually kind of a test. We already knew you were going to fit in good, but we were like, well, let's just give it one last little final test run. And you were passing with flying colors because it was just, it was great having you with. So then we didn't know. We didn't know when to bring it up. And so when you were talking about it at lunch or at breakfast that morning, I'm like, man, it's like he almost knows. Like if Mike, like, tipped him off or something like that.

And he's just trying to bait us in right now. It was just so. Which is a very common thing to happen. Mike would totally. He totally would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got like this big plan to unveil it to Evan. And we're all excited to, you know, hopefully get him to be happy about it.

And he already just filled the beans. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Evan. Yeah, the boys are probably going to ask. he's like that he's like that meme of the cat at the end of the table like pop that up on the screen he's the cat he's just like yeah he's sitting in the back it was like a perfect time to bring it up and ask you and everything but like I said we were a couple of mimosas in and and the vibes were good and Evan goes fuck it I'm gonna text my boss he's like he was super in I'm so in

I'm gonna text my boss right now and Evan's been working asbestos the same job for 10 years so You've had the same boss for 10 years, right? I'd imagine the same guy. Yep. Maybe don't do that right now. I mean, maybe talk to your girl, talk to your family, figure out some details first. And Evan was like, nope, nope, I'm going to do it right now.

Evan, like, shows me his phone and he's got this thing. I start reading, I'm like, okay, yeah. And it's him, you know, his resignation is two weeks or whatever. He's like, should I send it? Look good? And I just go, maybe just wait 24 hours. And then, like, one minute later, he just turns and looks at me, and he goes, I sent it.

dude i mean i guess it goes a show you had what you wanted to figured out like you knew yeah i love it i knew what i wanted to do and i figured i was doing the best thing by just letting them know as soon as possible true that you did have a good point there because as sooner you let them know then it's like you know one last day of of having to work there i guess yeah plus we had a week left to the RV trip so i figured i didn't want to get stuck working when i went back yeah now how is it you've been here for a week week it's been super muddy dreamed of i envision less mud but other than that no it's been sick is it easier or harder um i won't be offended if you say it's easier at all i mean yeah it's it's easier

but it's easier to just keep moving doing something you enjoy doing like yeah even stuff that might not seem fun a lot funer than removing asbestos dude you had to have just been like stoked to one this is a pretty fun job but two just be done with that oh for sure like i didn't know what I would do if I wasn't doing that but like this is like a dream job so it's just opposite ends of the spectrum how did your family take it had the girlfriend how'd everyone how was everyone receiving it your friends your co-workers yeah everyone just stoked like across the board everyone I've talked to it's all all good things happy for me like no one's concerned or anything like that not that I'm aware of but I'm sure there's some concerns but behind the scenes

slim's like I don't know how I'm going to keep fixing his bike if you He has to keep riding it every day. I'm going to keep slim busy. Yeah, man, we're definitely stoked to have you on. And everyone watching right now that supports us by one, just watching the videos or the podcast, or buying the merch and everything like that, like you made this possible for us to bring on Evan. And hopefully we can just continue to do it and grow the brand. I just want to say from everybody, we're just happy to have you here, Evan.

You know, it seemed like no matter what we were doing, it was just like if Evan was there, it was more fun the vibes were higher and the video just would end up better that was our whole reasoning behind pretty much doing it i was to say i'm super happy to be here and super thankful for the opportunity to to do this yeah it's pretty cool because i feel like we said we would never do this but not not necessarily never bring evan on but just never you just never would bring another person on the team but who knows maybe we'll bring some more people on yeah we used to be asked that all the time and we're like i don't think it works like that but i mean now i mean it kind does because it just makes in the videos better yep that is just really seamless because like

we've been pretty much best friends now for i mean since we went to gold creek dude i think about that all the time the first trip to gold creek we went on evan drives from deluth to cormorant and i'm like hey evan we're going to leave at you know six a m whatever so evan being a normal dude is like all right we're leaving at six i got to load up a bike i got a load of my stuff i'm gonna be there at five like ready to go well mike's birthday was a night before so i'm there at like 545 everything ready evan rolls in he's like all right you know hey and we we chat load up and goes where's everybody else we're going we're waiting for micha we got to drag mike out of bed we got to get ben we had to go pick up cody the first time i pulled on the highway 10 i turn

left and I don't know I just was tired not paying attention and I like kind of pulled out in front of a semi and like didn't go that fast and Evan called me goes oh there's a semi there and then what a 10 hours later we ran out of gas yeah that was that was my bad yeah somehow you blame that on yourself that we ran out of gas because of you because you didn't you said it didn't top off it just went to 100 bucks and then back but from that moment I think of like the way that we met was all so bad like you could have literally just wrote us off right there been like these kids are so dumb yeah i don't know if i'd say dumb it's maybe a little disorganized at times just a little ill-prepared just a shit show it is funny though it goes to show like how just

getting out there and and doing something new can put you you know in the position to have an opportunity later on in life or or just you know such good friendships it's amazing you know If Evan would have just been like, I don't really know these guys, I don't want to ride with them or I don't want to go with because it was technically David who was just like, hey, you want to just ride with these guys, you can come riding with us. You had no clue who we were and you just were like, yeah, whatever, I'll go. Well, shout out to David for making that happen. You know he's going to want that shout out too. It's true, though. That's the same thing.

When I met my girlfriend, I remember, you know, it was years ago. She cold called me up and asked to go on a party bus, like a few. days prior was thinking to myself you just got to say yes to more things and like get out there because that's how you you know you get getting out in the world and getting into new experiences new environments meeting new people a lot of opportunities present themselves uh from there like having a lot of friends and and just knowing a lot of people and being good with them having good relationships really can help you out in the long term yeah i think that's like the beautiful thing that that that we deal with is like the more we say yes to and the more things that we do like the more

content we get out of it and and we like put ourselves in all these like such weird positions right like why would you ever go to a city that has no laws like squatterville right besides for us making like a video out of it but like leaving it man i video aside i had a great time right i don't think you did but i i learned a lot from it and it was like a very like humbling experience when would you ever put yourself in that position if it wasn't for like making a video or just like saying yes to being like yeah i mean just saying yes to more things and just just trying things is huge uh i like go to think about that even with uh getting deals so our buddy mark he just knows like everybody and so like you can get a good deal let's say you need like a jet ski lift

you ask mark he knows somebody who sells jet ski lifts and that person's going to get you a deal now because Mark's good buddies with them just goes to being like friends with people. Then you go to pick it up. You end up being friends with them now. It's super helpful meeting people and just building relationships like that kind of stuff, you know? Yeah. Maybe they need something and they come to us later on and then you give it back. It's funny how small the world actually is.

You go, we were just talking about this on the RV trip. We met Kyle from Nalk one day and now he's met Trump. Like you're like one extension away from Trump. That's one away from Kim Jong-un. Yeah, that's what I went away with it. I was like, it's crazy that we're like two people away from Kim Jong-un. Can we unpack that a little bit, rewind? When we were in Slab City, Ryan and kind of Ken, you guys were kind of hanging back.

You were staying your distance, which, I mean, I understand maybe you didn't want to roll in with such a big pack, which makes sense. But also, at the end, you kind of mentioned that you felt like maybe we were being disrespectful or something. Yeah. I care to elaborate? Because Ben mentioned it early. Yeah. I just, it was such a weird place. I was just through and through uncomfortable.

Yeah. When I edited it, it's pretty fucking funny. No, I didn't edit you out, but you just weren't even really in the camera shot because you were, you were like in the background

and your face was like this whole time. I was just, dude, I should honestly go get a screen girl because it's pretty fucking funny. If anything, though, I will say. So you,

you felt uncomfortable. Dude, the whole time, I felt uncomfortable. like with myself being there and then I felt uncomfortable like we're riding around on these like dirt bikes like making noise and like everybody just like felt like they were like looking at you you you just see them and back in their huts like looking at you and I just I felt I mean they were looking at us yes yes but like you what are you driving down the road

and somebody looks at you and you're like no but shit they saw me no not like that and that's not how I felt I felt like it would be the same thing if someone was in my neighborhood riding a dirt bike around i'd be like what the fuck is this kid doing right and were there kind of like exploiting their lifestyle and that made me feel on yeah and i totally get that you don't think that but like no i i agree with what you're saying yeah so like i just didn't feel that right which obviously isn't good because we had a job to do there but like i thought you guys did fine honestly because it just wasn't your your spot where you thrive yeah it wasn't like your situation where you thrive and there's other situations where you thrive and maybe I don't

and that's fine then you take the reins but it was funny though I got to say I need to find some like screen grabs of your guys's face because I honestly though if anything and I'm not saying this to be mean if they were going to be mad at anyone I think they would have been mad at you guys like the looks on your faces and the way you were acting was almost very unapproachable whereas we were being very approachable we're like hey how's it going you know talking to them and they were talking to us letting them ride the dirt bike uh you know they wanted to invite me into the house i went in like i wasn't like no i'm not coming in you know that as soon as we started talking they welcomed us because i didn't have a single bad experience the whole time and they all loved

us freaking darlene wanted wanted us to stay and she even said like if you ever come back you got to come visit and like you know there was two types of people being tourist in that slab city right there was us going around I would consider it like boots on the ground I think it was that we didn't look like we were scared either

like we weren't going in like because then it makes them feel like what oh you're scared of me yeah like you know I'm honestly this is just hypothetical but keep going

and then there was other people that would straight up have like a rental car just going down the middle of like these gravel roads with their windows up and you could tell that they were just like weird like tourists

but they wanted to see what it was all about It was super strange that it was more of like a tourist destination, but they were scared. And that was, in my opinion, more disrespectful because then these people are just like, almost they're just like judging where we're there just basically like, we're riding the skate park and immersing ourselves in the community. Yeah, exactly. And they were like welcomed us with open arms. I mean, the first, the first guy was like, I asked him, what do we got to do to like, you know, fit in here or, you know, not do not not disrespect anyone.

And he goes, honestly, man, just have a kind, open heart and don't steal shit, which is pretty funny because then moments later, we thought that he stole my people bike, but he didn't. He was a nice guy. And that was almost kind of just like the mentality, like going around. So obviously there was like the tweakers, which would probably the ones staying in the back of their property, like looking at you and that probably were more sketchy. Obviously, those aren't the ones that are like inviting us in. but then I mean I don't know most of the people seemed like super welcoming and nice

to your point Ryan about exploiting their lives I see where you're coming from because I wouldn't want to do that either and that's why I just cut out literally like an hour of footage of Darlene telling us all these stories of her life I was just like eh we're gonna take that out what she even gave us permission to film stuff it was just so I don't know I don't feel like we did because they gave us permission to film and they were even like coming up and talking to us and like they kept carrying on after i mean we're clearly filming you know it's like one of those things like after we left and was driving away everything's i was like fuck i wish i'd experience that better you guys are so good at experiencing life

in so many different like odd scenarios and like capturing it that sometimes when i'm scared or i'm uncomfortable i don't get you don't get to experience it because if i had come there alone or like with my family I would have been the guy in a car driving around I would not have been the guy riding the dirt bike or walking around but like that's the way that you guys are about some things and it's so cool see because kind of like you say you're like yeah I was that was my element like I was in my element there like doing things with people and I feel the same way like when we do like little pranks on people even if it's not that detrimental to them I just get so uncomfortable doing it and it's tough I'm working on getting over it yeah but I feel weirded out. I feel that way, though, typically, too. I don't know. I just, like, feel like going into that kind of stuff. I'm already prepared for what it's going to be. A lot of people came up to me after me, like, wow, I can't believe you into Slab City.

It really wasn't that sketch, I thought, and I had such a large group of people. And the people you selected, like, it was, like, Darlene who was nice and welcoming. You didn't, like, go up to the guy that was in the back, like, hey, hey, come over here. Let me film you, you know, like she was open up. People that live there, if they are mad about tourists or. or people coming in and filming it, which I'm sure there is. But you've got to keep in mind,

like, this is kind of like a tourist destination. It's like a weird way, like an art village. Like, if you wanted to really be secluded, I'm sure there's plenty of places that you can go in the United States that aren't as like destinational, you know? It's true.

So it's like. That's true. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, they're not all stoked about it. It seemed like they were really doing it up to make it either creepy or whatever. Like kind of like destination. attracted more people yeah yeah it's like every shack was also an art exhibit that too with like and they were asking for donations and shit and like we CJ donated darlene a hundred bucks and

we went to this art museum and they were like yo we appreciate like any donations you can touch all the art you can ride on the art Ryan got mad at me because I was getting a picture on it stop touching shit and I was like he told me I could and uh yeah I mean we donated money and that place is just the polar opposite of what a normal person is like normally you go to a fucking art museum you don't touch everything and ben's running around this is not a normal art museum i know but this is an art museum in slab city i know but ben's like running around touching shit like pulling it off and i'm like i don't know if we're supposed to do that and then he said and touch everything you want but if you bleed you have to bleed on the art exactly yeah but that that's what i mean

then we're leaving and then you're like this guy got mad of me and i was like i didn't get mad And I love that. I don't know that we should. Fuck you, man. Your vibes are bad. Yeah. Yeah. Then they just like, no, that's not what it's about.

They said that to him? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were like, no, dude, that's not what it's about. Like, your vibes are off. You got to be more.

The people told you that, Ryan? Yeah, at the end. And I just was like, all right. I miss that. Like, yes, dude. You are right. See what I'm saying, though? I think you guys were so uncomfortable that it made you unapproachable in the situation,

which made them be like, what's wrong with those guys? They don't like my place here? What? want to come in my house like that type of thing you guys i see exactly where you're coming from with the art thing because typically you're not supposed to touch other people's shit they must have worked hard on it you just didn't hear what the guy said prior i i see where you're coming from it's just if you guys went and were rock crawling in a razor up a mountain i would be uncomfortable and you would probably feel just fine so just goes to show there's different strokes for for different

folks it's a great great uh saying i'm just trying to merge it i don't know i just like being in weird situations though for some reason i don't like it but i just like especially when we're filming because i just think it's just driving if you put me in like other situations i can be the extreme like no it's fine don't worry about this yeah yeah it's like your truck yeah yeah but like to most people i'm over the edge of like wow he really just is like going with the flow he doesn't care about this doesn't like whatever it's just different levels and then i'm with you guys and i look like a fucking karen walking around slab city And it's just like so, it's so hard to elevate up to this, like, high level.

I wouldn't say high level. It is, yeah. Also, though, I will say every single person I've ran into in town or just back home, they go, I saw that, that you guys went to that city with no laws. Wow, that was something. That was sketchier. That, I would not do that. So, I mean, they wouldn't even have probably hopped on, you know, walked around.

Maybe we are just extremely jaded. If you guys are the 1% I'm like at fucking 2%. I'm just right there, dude. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I agree. Ken's maybe at 3.

Oh, fucking way. Ken ain't at 3. Ken's at 97. I'm sorry, Ken. We just drag him into those situations. I'm sorry. I forgot your Jamie Cam today. You're back there defenseless.

So who do you think would win in a hot dog eating contest? Micah or Ken? Micah loves hot dogs. Yeah, he does. He does, but he can probably put him down, yeah. Micah is a glissy gladiator. I feel like he won't even chew it. He'll just...

Micah or Ken? Mike, he'll just slide that thing right down. He just loves the feeling of it. I don't know. We should do that after this. Let's actually, I'm going to make a versus poll. So if you guys aren't following us on Versus, go to the Versus app, follow us at Sea Boys TV. You can vote.

It's either free or you can put money down on it. All right, so hot dog eating contest. Tomorrow night, 7 o'clock, we got Big Ken versus the bird. Micah. Hot dog Mike, though. Mike doesn't even know. He's in the other room right now, but he was going to be ecstatic

when you sees all those hot dogs on that plate. Dude, I am absolutely fascinated by the guys that can put down like 25 Big Macs in 10 minutes, and they're like... They're mighty hungry. They're barely any bigger than Ryan, you know? Yeah. I don't know why.

He's not a big guy. He's like he's not that big, but I mean, you know, he looks like he's 25 big man in his sitting. You know, like, he's a big guy, but he's not that big. Not as big as you'd think. So you guys know how I'm like young and all that? Okay. Yeah, it must be nice.

I realized that there's just certain things that I just missed, like being young, that are still very relevant today, but I just. Yeah. Like the 90s. I wasn't born yet. One of those things. Or if I was born, I just wasn't, it just wasn't happening in my life, right? Okay.

W.W.E. missed it. You did. Totally missed it. Really? Means absolutely. You didn't have TV. It means absolutely nothing to me.

I probably only had a short stint. I think it was like 4 through maybe 6, 4th into 6th into 6th grade. I, you know, eventually kind of got out of it, but I freaking loved it. Dude, I'd watch every night, so I watch Monday Night Raw. Then I'd watch, at the time, it was Thursday night, ECW, or maybe it was Tuesday night, ECW, and then they had Friday night Smackdown. Geez, they had a lot of these shows. I didn't realize that.

Yeah. I was freaking loved them. I wasn't that into it. Well, for a long time. I only watched it four nights a week. No, it was just three nights. But yeah, it was the best, dude. Evan, I feel like you watched WW.

I did not. Really? Yeah, no wrestling for me. That makes me feel better. I'm not sure if I want to actually admit this out loud. but it's fake no shit okay all right all right it's just getting double checking he's holding on a mind-blowing information right here CJ you won't believe this bro but do they pick who the winner's going to be

yeah they already have it picked so how does that work then they have it picked but then they go into the match and like basically make it entertaining so they have a few ideas on how it's going to go but then it's up to them in there and they just are so good at doing it they can just play along with each other and make an entertaining fight. How do they determine who, like, the champion's going to be, though? Probably just off a storyline and what's going to sell the best, what's going to be the most entertaining. Because that's all it is.

It's like they have all these crazy storylines that come in and someone steals this person's girlfriend. Oh. Yeah, it's like, it gets so good, dude. It's honestly, that's what it was about. It was like a drama. And then, like, you know, this guy got his tag team partner and his tag team partner, like, betrays him.

Yeah. He turns on him in the match. and joins the other tag team or whatever, you know? So it's just all acting then. Yeah, it is. Because then when they're mad about it, it's like they went into it knowing. Well, they're not actually mad. It's just acting, dude.

It's just for entertainment, homie. That's why it's called WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment. Entertainment. I think there's like the three stages of WWE as you're growing up. First year, a kid, you think it's real and you're awestruck. Yeah. Then you go through like your teen years and you're like, it's fake. And then you get older and you go,

These dudes are still throwing themselves out the top row to freaking, like, head slam. Some dude, and you go, I can just appreciate the show. Yeah. That's how I was watching Logan Paul's dude. I was like, how is he doing this? Yeah, he's pretty talented. I would love to go to a WWE match. Just go nuts.

I would love to see you at a WWB match. I'd probably pay, like, the extra money to get right down front, dude. Do you get hit with a chair? Fuck, no, I'm not trying to get hit with a chair. Why would I want that? I pay to get hit with a chair. CJ goes to his first WWE match. Get hit with a stray chair.

I suck ass, dude. I'm going to actually look right now. When is the next WWB coming around? Yo, how fuck? It wouldn't be funny. Would it be pretty fucking funny? Dude, I'd hop the thing in body sign. CJ gets in a straight chair.

Okay, all they got is shitty ass micro wrestling. Micro wrestling? Yeah, so like midgett? You're not supposed to use that word anymore. Like little people? Yeah, Come on. Little people.

Having you trying to get canceled? Micro wrestling. That's at the windbreak. No fucking way. It's today. What? It's tonight, guys. If we go to Fargo,

we can watch micro wrestling. We almost have to. I might have to stay in town. CJ, I'm going to get a massive signmate that says, hit my friend with a cheer. They fucking would. The micro wrestlers are actually sad.

They're trying to climb the ranks. They're such a hierarchy to becoming a wrestler, you know, like the WWE-type wrestler. There's all these little small leagues or divisions that you have to, like, climb through and do good. Are they all fake? Yeah. I got to imagine that Wednesday night at the windbreak division has got to be pretty bottom of the barrel.

I feel like they would be fucking nuts, dude. Everyone be all hammered and shit. They're going for the... CJ! Sorry. Sorry. Is that actually a bad word? Yes.

Yeah. I would say it's just as bad as saying the R word. You can't say the R word anymore. Isn't that weird how many things have changed? When I was a kid, I think I said the R word. I mean, I was waving that thing around like it was nothing, you know? No one's business. Like, every single one of my friends.

Every single one of my friends. I mean, everyone called each other. That was just how the kids were. That's another thing I missed. I missed it. You didn't have friends. That was a problem. They were calling you the R word, Benz.

That's what it was. That's what it was. It's not a funny joke, man. It's not. I mean, it's sad truth. You're my cousin. I don't feel happy about it. How do you think it is?

Something funny, Evan? Growing up with a kid like this. Got to take them around with you. Now you're stuck with them. You're not working with them. It all started with one time where C.J.'s parents go, Why don't you just hang out with your little cousin, Ben? Yeah, June 17th.

Friday night Smackdown. Okay, that'd be pretty legit. That's in Minneapolis. Frick, I don't want to go all the way to Minneapolis in the summer. June 17th, that's a good summer night right there. I think we'll be on the Crown Rally. What are they in Vegas next? We just don't go to any events unless they're in Vegas.

If you want a good show, you've got to go to Vegas. BobbyWB is fucking sick, though, if you ask me. I probably couldn't watch it today, but I love watching, like, the documentaries of the wrestlers that I watched growing up, and they talk about you know it's a hard hard life i can imagine they don't make that much money either until they're in the w at w you don't make that much money in the w w you don't make that much money in the w w unless you're like megastar like holkogen or like the you know the top guys they do but

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Monster Jam? Have you seen the clips of Monster Jam? I post them all my stuff. I think Monster Jam's gotten even crazier since we were kids. It's insane. They literally jumps. Because technology, dude. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. How do you... Over the entire stadium? No, like the length of the whole thing. How do you boot a large item like that?

Like, legitimately 200 feet. And then they just land a flat. Yeah. We should get Evan in a month. monster truck. Dude, nothing would make me happy. Evan,

no offense, homie. You're great at riding bikes, but you're not a very good driver. Dude. I've never been accused of being a wheelman. I don't think you're a good driver at all. I'm sorry.

Like behind the wheel of a vehicle? Like a car? Not even necessarily a car, but like I was watching you, I was watching you drive the shifter carts, the go carts when we were in Utah, we didn't, it never was in a video,

but you just weren't really choosing that great of lines, the tires were spinning, the braking wasn't great all right round two we're gonna do this I gotta prove myself apparently

no I'm just I mean you're a lot better on a bike to be fair Evan yeah when you tried doing the donuts in the in the parking lot that was garbage too that was so bad that was embarrassing

that was really embarrassing it was at that point where I was like yeah he's just not a good driver I knew at that moment because I had an inkling before I was like I don't know what is his deal he drinking too many teas before this I don't know what's going on

but then once he tried to do a donut in the parking lot and couldn't even do that, I was like, okay, I don't think this guy drive as much. This guy's actually got a problem. Great dirtbiker, though. Yeah, I'll stick to two wheels. And four-wheelers. I'm not a quad guy. I mean, still a rip on it, though.

I do what I can. Even if I was a quad guy, I'd be in the closet for sure. Poor Ryan. Everything's just getting back on you. Somebody has to be a quad- quad guy. Someone's got to be the quad guy of the group. Nobody wants to be the quad guy.

Yeah, no, I agree. You need the diversity. Like Glenn? A guy's a clock. Glenn? From functional power sports. Function? Function power sports? Quad guy. Quad guy. He just didn't get it. When we were roasting him out

in the field, I did feel bad. They did just spent two days building our razor. We take it out. We're out for 10 minutes and we're making fun of them. But also, if we're not making fun of you, that means we probably don't like you. You're not a part of the group. I told Glenn, he can come back any time. He's fucking funny, dude.

Every little word he said out of his mouth was like an advertisement for someone else. Every time he opened his mouth, I thought I was watching a commercial. Glenn was getting some kind of kickbacks. He had to have been. I told him, I said, dude, you're a walking commercial. That guy should sell advertisements. He could. I think he's kind of selling like power sports.

He's what he's doing, yeah. He's going to do great, then. He's going to do great. Good guy. Yeah, he is a good. guy. I love that guy. Good vibes. Good vibes. Just keep having it. Next time we go to Slab City, we're bringing Glenn. He'll make us some friends. Yeah, you will. So something cool, though, that we're doing this

June is we're going on our first car rally. What is the crown rally is called? And basically it goes from, I believe, Denver to Las Vegas. The only problem is we need one more cool car, which, I mean, we have cool cars, but, like, we'll take the GT, my GTR, we'll take the Seema truck to haul all the other people, and then we need one more cool car, so either, like, a freaking Bucati, if anybody wants to rent theirs to us. Or a Ferrari, or a Lamborghini, Ben,

is when you're supposed to step up. You've been talking all this game. You're going to have a Lamborghini next summer, yeah. It's coming up, man. I got time. We need to lock that in, but that's going to be sweet. I've never been on a car rally. You think anybody's taking a fake vehicle on, like, a rally?

Probably not. How many miles is late? Does it count as fake if it just has, like, badges? It's like a little S-S-Badges. 2,500 miles. Can you imagine driving the Shambol for 2,500 miles? I was thinking you and Ken would do it. I'm already driving the Seema truck.

I'm not worried about that. No, no, no. We got Evan driving. Yeah, you don't want to drive the Seema truck. What do you mean? You hate that thing. Who's going to drive it then? Evan, Mike.

Evan and Mike? Evan and Mike? Those are... Mike is actually the worst driver. I don't know. Mike is going to run over a Lamborghini. Do we want the Seema truck to come back in one piece? I'm not worried about the Seema truck coming back in one piece.

I'm worried about what it does to other vehicles on the road. Mike. Mike. I think we should, if we don't have anything else, we should bring Mike and have a Ken sit in and propose this hot dog eating contest. Oh, I love that. I can't not picture Mike being that cat, though. He's always been that.

I picture him just coming in and sitting down here. You're trying to keep something secret. He goes, they're just lying to you. They're lying. They're pranking you. Now, sit down, Mike. We got something big, something big. We're thinking about doing pay-per-view for this event.

Okay. Do you know, do you have any idea what we're, About to propose This is going to be our big Big test run. You and you and Ken are sitting down the same time together? Yeah.

Well, literally I was in my office kind of just, I could hardly hear you guys, but all I heard was hot dog eating contest. Okay, no, you do know. How do you feel about it? Ken was saying he's going to eat way more hot dogs than you. That's the thing. I want to do a hot dog eating content.

We're going to do a hot dog eating contest. I can't eat hot dogs fast. You love hot dogs. Mike, I've seen you just slurp these hot dogs down. Dude, I, and I still, like, for the people listening, I don't know how many times I've had to clarify this. I don't eat hot dogs. Mike, yes, you do.

You're a hot dog gladiator. Do you not know? We're a crazy assassin. Yes, brots. I don't hate to break this to you. You guys not know the difference between brats and hot dogs? I've seen you put down four hot dogs. Like the ones that, like, look like they're not cooked, but they're actually cooked.

Yeah, I don't eat those. Like, I hate to bring them up to you, but those, what you claim are brots, they're hot dogs. They're just glorified hot dogs. Yeah, but they're still brats. The flavoring's different. I'll eat hot dogs. They're the same size and the same texture as a hot dog. No, those, because he was just saying those ones that are all weird, like Franks, basically

Franks, those are hot dogs. They say brots on the package. What am I, what am I supposed to do here? What do you got against hot dogs? Nothing. This is some serious promo. It's like a fight before they're talking trash across. Oh, so it's literally just me and Kent.

Oh, that's the name. You guys have to do it. I'm not doing it if it's not like at least me. Ken, Evan, and one of you guys. That's the thing. No, no, no. But here's the... So I'm winner by default. What? What? What? Why?

You know, what if we do it? That's lame, though. I'm only doing a hot dog contest if, like, all, like, a lot of us do it. I do feel like it's more funny if we get more people involved. Yeah. I think just two people is easier to film and it's... You too. I disagree. You two love hot dogs. I'm still down to do it, but I disagree. There's really no storyline behind the rest of us.

No, yeah, I guess if you're going storyline-wise, I just want to... legitimate hot dog eating contest between some my best friends. Well, we can come back and do it again after you to do the championship. That's just skip straight to the championship. When do you guys want to do this event? Should we plan for probably Friday night, I'd say, so we can have all our friends there? Oh, make it a spectacle. Yeah, we'll charge admission into the shop.

We'll have probably five people show up. I don't really want to charge more than $5. That's 15. We split that by five. Now six. What is that? Roughly $2 a person. Should we get an announcer?

Like a Bruce Buffer? What do I? I feel like the winnings should go to the winner. Yeah. What do we? The pros, the door fee should go to the winner. No, you guys get to eat for free.

That's the thing. What is this? The UFC, bro? What are you talking about? Like the fighters of the UFC don't get paid shit. That's how I feel right now. You're getting hot dogs. What do you mean?

You're going to spend your money on hot dogs anyways. I don't, I don't buy hot dogs. Mike's getting so beat up. But it's not a hot dog thing. And I will continue to. You can now, with the winnings, you can go and buy some brotts. You just told me I didn't get weddings. You're right.

You're just going to get to eat to hot talks. And probably throw them up afterwards. Like, is it how many we can eat in 10 minutes or is it? We're going to look up the official rules. I think it's 10 hot dogs. We can do it both ways. Yeah. You guys get a bowl of water though to soak your buns.

and yep that just sounds disgusting i've never done a hot dog contest but it's like they just dip the bun and believe it or not you guys never done a hot dog yeah you're telling me this is your first hot dog contest yeah back back when mike was 10 he was on the the fair circuit he was going on around uh all the county fairs and he was you know you're actually runner up one year you tell me you just leisurely eat hot dogs uh brats yeah yeah Mike, can you just do something for me? Can you get real low, just barely peeking over the table, and just say now? I just want eye level.

Like, get this low for me. Okay, and then I say, now? No, no, no, no, get lower. Get a little bit lower. There you go. Yeah, just say, now. Meow. Thank you.

I can rest easy I just got the full I just got the full rule sent to me it's five minutes to down 10 hot dogs so we'll do 10 minutes because we're not professionals I mean I don't expect you

you're gonna eat 10 fucking hot dogs in a sitting I feel like you'd want just five because no matter how many you just said it's 10 hot dogs in five I feel yeah so if the timer runs out then you know 10 probably might eat 7 we might as well do we'll do 10 10 for 10

in 10 minutes I feel like I can get four and then throw up and then maybe i have this in the bag for hot dogs can four hot dogs i don't i don't know you're already tapping out of it four i just know if i eat that much i'm to throw up and then i'll probably i don't know well you can keep going then yeah then i get spaced my stomach for the rest and man cj dude if youtube doesn't work out for us we could become promoters bro we could definitely the next dana white's right here of the hot dog industry you're not good money in that No, there's good money for the promoters. You guys are going to be like our prize eaters.

The promoters take the 90% cut. Ken and Mike, after a year, are just so freaking obese. They're just like rolling in. We're like, yeah, these are the champs. They lose all of them, but we just go and bet on the other guy. Yeah, dude, well, that's what I, when you watch the hot dog eating contest, the professional ones on ESPN 8. Joey Chestnut. Joey Chestnut is a relatively slim.

guy and then whoever that other big dude is he's got to be like 480 you know he I don't know just some big black duties just and he can't quite be Joey Chestnut but he's got to be like above 450 Joey Chestnut's a beast bro him and Ryan bro they got like the same build yeah dude Joey Chestnut's kind of like a freak of nature like if you guys have ever seen you have to pop a clip up of him eating hot dogs it's kind of gross watching because he goes hot dog or he goes soggy bread in and then uses the hot dog to push the bread in and then more soggy bread

or maybe does two. Is it weird? Are you hearing this? Yeah, dude, it's weird. Mike's done his research already. Yeah, that's kind of the plan at least. Soggy bread, hot dog to shove it. Are you not going to chew?

I'll let you know after I practice. I want to say again, though, go to the versus app, download the versus app if you're not. Look us up, C-Boys TV, and vote on who you think's going to win. Mike are Ked. Dude, this is going to be electric. I'm already just dreading.

Whatever prank you guys come up with. That's why you got to eat fast, Ken, you're going to lose? I'm contemplating the consequences of losing. Ken, all I got to say, man, is eat fast. I really slip those things down there, pro. I'm not that good. I think Mike might have this one. I guess I'm wondering how Ken's already giving up.

Ken already just verbally quit. Mike's just better getting those glissies down his throat. Ken, I thought you loved doing shit like this. That's why I'm happy. I sat down and he goes, how do you think you'd actually do since you love hot dogs? I go, well, honestly,

I'm just a small guy, but I think I could do all right. And then Ken's like four. I'm like, all right, we're good. Ken, you already showed all of your cards.

I don't have any cards to show, so you might as just throw them out there. Dude. Have you always had this just no confidence? Yes. Yes. I'm being 100% real. I,

I, I know I can't do it This is something anyone can do, Ken. It's not even like we're asking to hit a dirt bike jump or something. Why? Why are you so confident that you can't do this? Because I can't eat it fast. How do you know that, Ken?

Because I just know, I feel like I'm going to throw up and then most of the time it's like just burps up, burps up my throat. That's part of being a hot dog warrior. I'm so excited for this. Sometimes, you know, the older you get, you know your limitations and you know like, okay. Well, when have you ever tested your limitations?

on hot dogs. Usually it's at like one and it's just like, okay, this is more than enough. Ken, I'm picturing it being one in the morning. He's testing his limitations of eating hot dogs. Like, testing other things with him. This is so damn funny. Every time Ken eats a hot dog,

he just goes, nope. I'm not going to. Yep. No way I could eat 10 of these. I don't eat any more of those. We'll start you off light. We'll get some corn dogs in you tonight. Okay.

Those are, I, I hate corn dogs. Little mini ones. You hate corn dogs, bro? Fuck those things. Corn dogs? Fuck those things. Dude. Ken, you are my favorite person to learn more about, dude. Ken, you want to talk about your teacher threesome.

Well, why you got to come up with fake stories like that? We do have something to admit. Ken and I, I didn't want to have to do this. I was trying to do it to help you. You know, and I feel like you really gained a lot of, I mean, people were, they were bowing down to you. They were changing tides. You were like a legend.

Yeah, they were like, I take back everything I've ever said about Ken. Ken is awesome and I was wrong. You sure you want to do this? We can pretend this never happened. Let's come clean I think we got to come clean I fabricated The Ken teacher threesome

With Photoshop From start to finish Yeah I even went as far into digging up a picture of Ken When he was in high school You did You went deep on that one I thought I'd scrub those clean

I know you were a hard Hard guy to Find old pictures on Ken You do a great job of racing everything But that's not the point of this. Ken? You, CJ? Ken didn't do it. And, uh, I got to get it off my chest. A few people caught on. They, they, they were like, no, that's a, that's a different news article. You guys do a great job, but come up on with these elaborate lies. They're just, they're not

pranks. They're just lies at some point. I think it's a troll. That's a troll, because I just came true about it. These trolls get a little out of hand sometimes. Out of hand. It's pretty fucking funny. They do. They get out of hand, I'd say. What was your opinion on that one then? I'm confused then. And if you think it got out of hand and you're acting like you didn't like it, but it did nothing but wonders for you. Maybe not specifically that one, but some of these trolls get a little too elaborate

and a little too out there. That's the sign of a good troll. If you can make people believe something. But when you don't come clean with them. That one was more of like a rumor, a funny rumor than a troll. These get a little in-depth, and they get told to too many people.

and you just spread it you cast your net very wide and you never really reel that net all the way back in sometimes especially with 1.5 million subscribers like starting a rumor that Ken had a threesome with two teachers to a million subscribers exactly like that

I can see where you're coming from sometimes just like you don't necessarily want some of that stuff just posted out there on the internet even if so it is true it is true it is true then no it's like you you post that out there and it's not going to get deleted and you know it's just people like ooh look at this guy ooh I'm just saying like I got to say yeah it's sex with two of his teachers in high school I'm just saying that's that's hire him actually sounds awesome I mean some people are going to look down on that you think they're

actually going to believe it yeah a lot of people did tons of people did did did you not read all the I got so many messages about it I think everyone thought it was amazing quite frankly Like, if you read the DMs or the comments, I've never read so much positive stuff about you. I just think you're fabricating so much stuff. It gets a little out of hand sometimes. Well, we're clear in the air then. It was a joke.

It was a joke is a rumor. It didn't happen. It was really savage. I'm going to be honest. I didn't know that we were putting it in a full-on YouTube video because I knew that we could just delete a story. You edited it, Ben. CJ said, I want to Photoshop this article.

And that was a little while back. And then you kind of just pulled it out in the video. And you're like, Ken, do you want to talk about that? And it was weird because he was like really weirdly quiet about it. And you were like, Ken, well, but you were doing good at like acting. You say stuff like that.

And I'm like, okay, I know I can't say a single word about this or else you're just going to blow it up and it's going to be a bigger thing. So I'm not going to say a single word and I'm going to walk away and it's going to disappear. And it's going to be wasted footage. It did make you look extremely guilty, though. Why? Because I just didn't say a word and walked away. Right. But I think he's saying had he said something, it would have made him look guilty. Then you're going to say something else. And it's going to be all this big thing.

Who didn't think it was awesome. And who actually, if you actually look it up, it's not a real article. But it's just something you look back in five years. Five years in the future, I'm going to look back and be like, ooh, is that something I wanted posted out there necessarily? That thing is minute compared to all the other shit. But it's just, you know what I'm not getting where I'm looking. You're not getting where I'm coming from. I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. But I am confused at the fact of I asked you what you thought of the article.

And you said, I didn't read it. If I was on Instagram or watching a video and I saw Ben Roth had a threesome with two teachers as the headline, I would probably go, holy shit. I got to read this about. What is this about? And read it. But you saw that and you just went, Hmm. Well,

I'm also, I'm laying in bed, like literally diarrhea. I was, this was the day we were all sick. So it was just like, I was having a terrible time. And then by the time we got to get a toilet in your room,

man. Yeah. Not going to lie, that is a horrible excuse to not read it. But, uh, diarrhea in your bed. You know,

I didn't. I'm curious to just read the article. No, you know what I did? I looked at it. I pulled up a little menu and I contemplated, do I click delete on this? Do I click delete? And I didn't. I thought you would have.

On the YouTube video? No, not on the Instagram story. You had the power. I honestly, I thought you would have and I wouldn't have blamed you for it if it would have just disappeared. I thought about it long and hard. But you didn't read it? No, I didn't read it. Half the shit was covered up

By your little sticker All right, fine Well, fuck me then I take it I'm sorry I planted that joke That was too far then But also Sorry, sorry it is That's for hitting me in the nose

I can take that Now we're square The beef is squashed And that's what we like to do here on CBOIS TV Particularly on the Life Wide Open podcast We squash beef Yeah, and eat hot dogs I need hot dogs.

Man, I'm excited for this one. So there's certain things that all the boys do that are kind of weird. They do it and you're like, God damn, why do you do that? It's just who everyone is, right? Everyone's got the little quarks. This one, this one might have gone too far. This isn't weird. This is damn near criminal.

CJ doesn't eat the crust on an uncrustable PB&J. multiple times now you've been accused of this no i eat the incrustable but then it's like you get to the very last bit where you're holding and there's no peanut butter or jelly on it's just don't you you hold it all weird like that why do you eat like that it's this big just you can eat the thing and five bites i prefer to have like a nice juicy bite off of uncrucible good amount of peanut butter good amount of jelly you see the one with the bread it's just awesome you see the one i saw in the garbage this week it was like a full blown half of the crust on the incrustable was in the garbage can.

And I was like, he just eats around it. It's just unnecessarily bread. I guess, yeah. I feel where you're coming from. But if you were my kid and you were like eight, I'd be like, yo, I'm never buying you on crustables ever again. If you're not going to eat the, you know. Because you're like too bougie to eat the bread around it.

I'm not too boozy or whatever. That's not the right word. But yeah, you were like, I just want the delectable peanut butter and jelly in the middle. Can I get my encrustables, like, no bread? Can you just put it on a spoon and just throw it into my mouth? I'm never buying you on crustables again. Until you could prove you could eat the crust. You're ungrateful piece of shit.

Hey, where are you going with that uncrustful? Eat that in front of me. That'd just be weird. I got to bury it in the yard out back so my mom doesn't know about it. I get a kick out of whatever CJ does that. He throws it in the garbage. One of us takes a picture of it in the garbage. And we're like, dude, the uncrustable, crusty,

uncrustable, uncrusty eater. Why the fuck do I not see the picture? The uncrustable criminal. Because we have a group chat without you. What do you think? Jesus. That's a little bit passive aggressive, like something gets left around the shop or something is a certain way and you send it and you like send it to all the other boys but the person

who did it like Ryan going on this huge rant of throwing away your garbage in a meeting we have a meeting a meeting specifically for just Ryan telling us to throw away our garbage we all to pick up our stuff yeah all he's complaining about he spends all day I got to defend Ryan a little bit And then we get done with the meeting and Ryan leaves and he left his pudding cup on the table. And a dirty spoon. It was not my meeting.

Come sitting here. I heard CJ was strutting around the shop like fucking for half an hour. We gotta do this, this and this and this and this. And then it's like, shortly after that, you had a small, small, small incident about as small as a pudding cup where you left something.

And I'm like, dude, I get it. I'm all four like us wanted to keep the shop so I wasn't not listening to you. Ryan was a part of me talking about getting the shop clean. Man, it was funny, though. I almost couldn't believe it was Ryan. Because he talks, he was talking so big about who he's the only one who puts his stuff away. I didn't say I was the only one.

I just said that I commonly am cleaning up after everybody, which is true. I almost didn't believe my eyes when I saw, is he really going to leave it there? I'm just going to, I'm going to let him do it. I'm not going to say anything. and then you walk out getting your truck It's a good lesson to learn Hey, when you point at somebody Four fingers point back

Three fingers point back Ben I also caught you doing that A day later I never claimed to not do it though All right Man we got a lot of beef squashed Yeah we did That was a good old boys podcast

Well boys So who was that other guy you had on earlier Evan? Evan you had Evan Yeah he's our buddy He's a cool guy He's a good kid Yeah I've seen him around here lately That's cool

yeah yeah we're gonna teach him how to design and shit and we said he could have your office and yeah we're just kind of bringing it we're phasing some people out bring some new people in right right yeah dude Kevin sent me a uh he sends me a picture yo if Evan needs an office chair and it just says lightly shat office chair 75 dollars I'm like perfect dude do you have a poop stain on it what do you mean dude it had a massive poop like it looked like they'd shit it many times Why did they just throw it away? She'd get it for Ken? That was the idea of the joke.

Ken, would you like that? Ken's office chair is lightly shot. He would like that. I mean like a toilet as like a chair. No. Isn't that how you get? There's a brand new toilet, though. How is a toilet a good share?

I don't know. You spend a lot of time on it. I will say, are you serious? No, I'm with Ken. I feel very comfortable on the toilet. Like, it's enjoyable. Like, it's a good time. You get to watch videos on your phone.

extremely relaxing got some peace and quiet yeah i'm all for it i'm there for it too no i officially do not understand you why would you want a hard plastic seat to sit on for a long period of time you get you a fuzzy one i don't get it then why do you spend so much time on the toilet do you think i want to spend time on the toilet honestly for the amount of time that you do spend on it yes no i don't think it's that out of we got to get time you know we need to We need a timer. We need a timer. For everyone.

Yeah. What, I've been in the bathroom, what, twice today? Yeah, for an hour each. No, for five minutes. No. All right. I feel like the question's been answered. You wouldn't want a toilet as a seat.

But if it was a functional toilet? No, that's disgusting having it in your office. We get you some blinds. No. All right. Well, on that note, I guess we're going to wrap up the podcast. Hit the subscribe button. and yeah don't forget to grab your tickets for the hot dog eating contest i'm so excited about that

we're going to put that in the next couple videos this is going to be amazing yeah it's going to be fun and i brats not hot dogs brats all right that's it keep telling yourself that mic all right thanks for listening peace