Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Kens Home Defense System, What its REALLY Like Being "Friends" With Us, & Our New Favorite Vehicle

Episode Date: March 31, 2026

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app, a block ink brand. Visit cash. Dot app slash legal slash podcast for full disclosures. Thanks, Cash app. You've bullied me probably our entire friendship and I'm 100% a better person because of it. Doing okay? Seems like you're taking the loss a little hard. What, that fraudulent competition? Wasn't fraud. I'm not a proponent for you owning a firearm.

We are closer than 95% of brothers. Evan, dude, what is with you and donkwheels? We do love donk wheels, though. Yeah. Upgrading again to the podcast studio? Got a rug? We got a rug. The way you say it, Ken.

What, do you not like it? We got a rug? We just haven't had a rug for, forever forever we're putting some serious money We had a rug before Damn really how much was the rug You think we'll get paid or?

I think it was probably three figures Three figures? Wow Well that makes sense why we haven't gotten paid in the last four years He got this off wayfair this rug $69. Makes sense Yeah it's starting to feel like a home in here

Yeah it really is honestly We got accent lighting Yeah you know if every home had a motorcycle In the corner hanging up every good home. I'm still pushing for that with my home that I'll build hopefully in the next 10 years, putting my childhood dirt bike that CJ surprised me with up on a pedestal somewhere. Greta's not, Greta's not on board, but I'm still working on that. I do have time. Yeah, I have a lot of time. I was going to put the sword that CJ gave me for his groomsman party. And I was going to put it on the wall.

And my designer told me absolutely not. What, you can't do your own thing, Ken? I thought the same thing. You asked her like asking what is she your mom? Hey, do you think it be a girl for your wife? No, she did put up a good point. It was like if it's in a super accessible area like that, it's going to get somebody's going to bring it out. It's going to get used and something's going to break. And that is the point.

Does she know how you made any money ever? True. That's what you have. The mount fort did just show up today. Ken, what the fuck you think someone's going to do? If anything is going to be used in home defense. Yeah, that's why I was going to put it above. You got all these security cameras.

You want to notice. something security cameras aren't going to save your life from a home intruder no but putting the sword above my bed will yeah i agree so why don't you fucking do it i don't know about the above your bed like if you're let me just say some let me just give you some some if you're if you're shaking the house or the let's just say the wind's blowing real hard and you're sitting there below your sam that thing's sharp that would be bad if it fell maybe don't put it above your bed i obviously don't put it above your bed i I will agree with that one, but I think you should have it out for showing. Remember that show the 10,000 Ways to Die or whatever on man TV or Spike or whatever?

I can just picture it now. They've got like the 3D drawing of Ken just laying pipe and a sword falls off the wall and stabs it. Or it could be even worse. It could get the woman and then Ken's going to have a case on his hands. That one might be hard to explain. Exactly. Hey, Ev, I just want to ask, you doing okay? You seem kind of down.

I think I'm doing great. Okay. It just seemed like you're... You look good. Seems like you're taking the loss a little hard. What, that fraudulent competition? It wasn't fraud. It wasn't fraud.

I just wish we could have ran it back. I'd run it back anytime, anywhere. I certainly would as well, CJ. I would love to... I mean, maybe just on a Saturday evening, we'll just run it back. I'd do it right now. We could go over there right now and I'd run it back.

Got a podcast, brothers. Yeah, so for some context for the listener, I surprised CJ and then the rest of the guys with a knife competition but it was really just for CJ just to see if he can wield not yield I fucked that one of one to any time

yeah yeah I was you don't yield the knife yeah no Brian you're the yeah I don't know grammar police but it needs to see if he can wield a knife right the way that he's snapping and he's going through this knife phase while they have these things called knife competitions and there's like a series of time

trial and skill-based, like little, what would you call them? Activities. Sure. Challenges. To see who gets the best time and then it takes not only time, but how well you did all the challenges to get through it. Well, CJ ended up beating Evan and Ken, but Evan probably would have won, but you're such a baby, dude.

Like halfway through, you were like throwing your hands up. You're doing terrible. Terrible. Like, you would have won if you would have just kept going and not stopped halfway to complain. I didn't think CJ was going to do terrible. I mean, he explained the point system, Ben, because you explained it off camera, because I did go up to Ben after, and I was like, yo, did you like just give that to me? He was like, no, no, I didn't. Like, I would have loved to have given the knife to Evan. It would have been great

for the storyline, but you actually just won. Because you had the points down. You're like, well, each water bottle was only worth one point. Like, the ropes were worth more points, and you missed one of the ropes, like, you know, you hit it like twice. And then... I still a little... We missed the... I still hit it, though. You kicked the can, though.

And the can fell off the table. I hit it, though. And then I split it in half. I hit it, though, on the first one. You missed on the first one. I didn't miss. You missed it. It fell.

Yeah, but he still missed, bro. You swung, hit the thing and hit the ground. He did. I think how it happened is he ran up to where the can was set up. You kicked the table. You kicked the table. But then you also were swinging after that kick. No, I had it up here.

And the can. fell off and I stopped, put the cam back. You hit the table, bro. You know, okay, I never missed. For the sake of the video, super entertaining. For the sake of getting to the bottom of this, I'd love to run it back, maybe.

Where I lacked was on, like, the three-cut thing. Like, I just, I don't know. I swear, they gave me a dull knife. Well, all the knives are brand new. And, and... That, too, the water bottles were bad. I want you guys... Yeah, but the water bottles were only worth one point per water bottle.

Right. So missing three of them, you only last three points. What about the ropes? Explain the ropes. I think the rope was 10 points. Yeah, and you guys kind of fucked up on the ropes. I was also the first one hit two times. That's going to be my excuse.

I was the first one to go. I was just showing you all how to do it. That's true. Where I lack to is not doing the V cut. I just kind of something in the, in the, uh, I just got like all excited. And I was like, it seems like I'm making some good progress. And on that first one, it worked great. Like I went through that first one quick, but that last one was brutal.

Yeah, you weren't going side to side, but you are go boozee, still went through the two by four. I got to say you still. Still went faster than me, though, going through that just with the one side. Oh, thanks, Ken. And Ken, you know, he's left-handed. Doesn't make me feel that much better. To pull the dowel for the tennis ball to run out, he had to, like, pull it with his right hand. No, but one win, one way, one.

I know, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's hard to keep. It was a blasty. I'll run it back anytime, anywhere, Evan. I thought the stakes were pretty crazy, especially for CJ. Like, loser actually first got to. the rights to wield their knife, second and third got... Bro, could you imagine if I didn't have the right to snap it?

It was in public, but... It was almost nothing to gain and everything to lose for you. So in a scenario like this, you actually would be chill to snap it because I wouldn't consider this public, but no grocery store snapping. I was at the bank earlier and they were like, hey, you're going to snap it? And I said, I pulled my knife out. Yeah, I'd like to. They let you snap it at the bank?

They're big fans. You snapped it at the bank. They all watch all the videos. I'd like to see you try that at a different branch and see how it goes. I bet you would like to see him do that again. Ken calls the cops and it's like, hey, you're going to just want to be on standby for this. It kind of reminds me of my AR. I was getting a scope for it.

And so APF, they surprised me with a custom AR rifle. Crazy gift. Like the nicest rifle. I didn't have any, I didn't know any of it. Mike kind of set it up, which was crazy nice. $6,000 rifle. Yeah. Before attachments.

Before attachments. It's got a forged carbon fiber barrel. It shoots, like, super straight. It's just insane. This is the nicest gift I've ever gotten. Yeah. Very nice gift. But speaking of, like, walking in with the knife,

I felt so wrong walking into the sports shop, carrying my AR. Not in a case? I don't have a case. Well, that's insane. You can't even drive, put it in your car. I took the Meg out. I took the Meg out. You still can't do that.

All right. Well, maybe. CJ's holding it up to his shoulder as well. Well, I was showing everyone at these. I need to get attached. I don't have a case. I don't have a sweatshirt on it or something. I had it in the backseat.

It's fine. Jake told me it was fine. Oh, yeah. I called Jake Sherwood before he's like, yeah, yeah, just go in there, just take the Meg up before you walk in. You know, those guys don't give a shit.

They don't give a shit. They have guns in there with the mages in. It's more the in public thing. Yeah, yeah. Walking from your car. It was right at the door. Okay. Anyways, but yeah,

I did feel wrong. Yeah, I can imagine. I walked in with my hands up. You did not say, get on the crowd. Oh, shit. Sorry, I have Tourette's.

I walk it. No, I walk in. Everyone get on the fucking round. And everyone lays out. Just kidding. You'd get shot doing that. Well, dude, I was in Shields actually looking at some pistols.

And my dad, as I'm like looking at him and I'm pointing up, obviously like into a corner where people aren't. My dad brings that up to the one of the guys that was like one of the salesmen working with us. He goes, you ever seen that video of the kid walking into the store getting the gun and going, get on the ground Big Tommy And then he goes Sorry I'm just test or I'm just Seeing how it feels

I'm gonna be a cop one day And they were pissed The salesmen are like You gotta obviously get out of here You're lucky that you didn't get shot doing that I was like dad I don't know if this is the time To be bringing that story up

Yeah But you did hit one right Yeah But yeah that was a That was a really nice gift CJ And so okay Shout out APF APF

So this is that So they reach out to Mike And they said hey we want to give CJ, new AR? They heard I was certified. Why CJ? Like, I get the knife thing, but now he's just our weapons guy? Sounds like it.

Yeah, yeah, essentially. No, originally. I think people were like genuinely kind of pissed because you guys didn't buy me that AK after the Wisdom D. Surgery. That was not cool of us. Jake showed up the next week and gave me an AK because he felt bad. Dude, what is going on? Just like everyone, like, I don't know if it's just the community that you're infiltrated

yourself into. But it's like... They're welcoming. They clearly are. They're gifting people. They're gifting people. And they, as soon as they like smell that somebody might be interested, I think they're just trying to like jump on it and then fully convert you.

You guys could too. You guys could too. I own an APF AR and they walk in. Well, they walk in and I'm like, these are the guys because Mike just said somebody's giving you a new AR. Yeah, it was pretty good. I was happy it was them. I didn't know.

Mike didn't add any context of who they were or what it was. I was like, wow, that's really nice. I thought it was maybe just like a sub that had one. It was bringing it to you. You never really know. So they walk in and they're, you know, decked out head to toe, APF. And I'm like, well, so they like, CJ, we got you this. You're on boxing it.

And you're like, oh, whoa, this is nice. I'm like, that's a fucking super nice guy. So I walk up into my office. I grab mine. Your little gun. Well, yeah. It's a normal size. It's just not as big as CJ's.

And I walked down and I like go up to the owner. and I hand him my gun, which is an APF, I go, dude, I support you, I buy your guns. You're giving this guy an insanely nice gift. He likes knives. It's not always about you. And then, well, I know that, especially that moment was not. And you could tell you, he was just like, oh, wow, thank you so much. And I was like, well, shit.

I guess CJ's the gun guy now, too. So he's going to be gifted, getting gifted all these ARs. I'm buying another one this weekend, like a small. one but uh anyways you know speaking of the community you know Ryan Ken oh great here we go I think you guys you know obviously these guys are kind of already in that world I'm now moving into that world Ken Ryan I think you guys should come with us come with me join how long do you think we were shooting for the other day about an hour with the APF guys yeah I mean we probably shot a thousand dollars worth of ammo yeah paid the credit card bill for the entire yeah it was like an hour and a half

Ken just sat in the vehicle. Well, Ryan didn't come out with us. I was like, what, is this guy not want to shoot guns? They had a bunch. The APF showed up with like a bunch of different stuff. And they had a bunch of ammo like, yeah, let's go shoot. We got targets. We got like the perfect spot with our track and you can have a berm behind it.

Like, it's literally perfect. Ryan doesn't pull up out there. Ken, I thought you stayed back too, but it turns out you just sat in the car the whole time. So I got a phone call from the credit card company and they were like, hey, we see your balance is getting a little high. Can you please pay it? And I was like, oh, fuck. I'm like, no.

So you're like, I'm like, on my phone trying to like pay our credit card. You know, like, open up another credit card. Why, it takes a loan to open up another credit card to pay this one.

Ken's like, absolutely. Would you like me to do it how I normally do it where I click like three to four buttons or would you like me to sit on the phone with you for the next hour? Oh, sir, you can just do it all online. They say,

hey, no, log in online. So I'm like trying to do it on my phone, but I don't have the login for that card on my phone. So it's, well, anyways,

what, You know, me, Ben, Evan, I guess we didn't talk about it with Mike, but we kind of came to this conclusion after that. We're like, I think Ryan and Ken hate guns. Listen, I am a big proponent for people should own guns. The right people should own guns. I firmly believe the world is not a safer place with a gun in my hands. It's like a, it's like, yeah, I just, I think it's like having a person who doesn't like to drive on,

icy roads. And then they're like, but I have to drive. You should let the people who have a skill with it use it. But like, I think you'd be very surprised. Like, as long as you're not stupid and you have a couple brain cells, you can figure it out. It's sitting on a tripod pointed at the target. The world is safe.

And the biggest gun guys that you can ever imagine all just standing there training you. So that's where I did kind of switch. I was honestly. working on the podcast. It was like Monday when they came. Like I have a busy day Monday. Anyway, I was thinking about it.

I go, I can't continue to live in ignorance of like, I just am not good at it. So I'm not going to do it. Like, I mean, I shot, you guys a few years ago.

Yeah, yeah. You're a good shot. You were. I remember it. I remember it. Because I remember you, I don't want to do this.

And then we were shooting clay pigeons. You hit like three of them. And I was like, oh, he's a natural. So you just don't want to. Yeah. So I do feel like,

I was being a pussy for a while, and I'm gonna not be anymore. I was bummed when I missed out on Saturday when you guys went shooting. And I don't know about the bow thing. I don't know. I didn't want to learn. Bo is way safer than a gun, in my opinion,

because it's way harder to accidentally discharge a bow. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not really worried about me being a potential danger, but I just am always like, I don't know if I need one. But now I'm starting to come around to like, all right, I kind of, I do. One of the guys at the gym does like a gun course or whatever. Yeah. I think both of us should go do it.

I think it'd be good experience for both of us. Well, Ken, I do want to say this. You were sitting in the truck paying the credit card bill and the world was a safer place. With you doing that. That's why. So it's like we might be giving you shit, but we don't actually know. I think you just...

Samurai swords. Yeah, you just stick to like close range. You go from, oh, you're not a gun guy, and oh, you shouldn't own a gun. You know, what's your opinion, actually? We are giving you shit, Ken, but I don't know if you should. We've told many of stories on the podcast of, like, moments that we're happy that you don't own a gun. And who antagonize them?

Us, exactly. Which is why, which is why I'm not a proponent for you owning a firearm. And why shouldn't you get into those kind of situations? I think we would operate the way that we... So I should get a gun, is what you're saying? Ken shoots one of us. No. This is life in prison because of a prank.

No, I don't think that you should. Ken's what you in for? Oh, one of my buddies was going to pull a little prank on me. That's a real bad break on Ken. I capped him. Everybody was there like, yeah. If they didn't fuck with me so much, I wouldn't have shot him and I wouldn't be in prison. Somebody broke into my house and they were an intruder, so I just went after him.

Ken's in prison just fucking only working out. So he's just super jacked and six foot eight and everyone in jail is scared of him. They go, don't fuck with Ken. He doesn't even, that's not even his real name. He capped one of his best friends just for fucking with him. Guy does ruthless. Yeah, they were going to give him. They were just pranking him.

They were just a pranking him. They just put a just a gift. They just put a toilet in his yard. He killed a guy for someone putting him. a toilet in his yard. Just so he could take a shit outside. That'd actually be a good gift. If we, like, blocked off, hold on.

Imagine this. On your front lawn. No, absolutely not. No, we put like little sidewalls for your neighbor so they can't see. But then you get to shit. That'd be sick. Oh, I love it. Yeah, you get the shit in the open air.

I love it. In the open air and you get to look out of your beautiful view. Get that summer breeze. Maybe in the fall. The beautiful view and he'd be scrolling. A boogie outhouse. That'd be sick. A little coffee spot for you to set it.

That always helps with the flow. Wow, that actually, that would be a nice gift. Yeah. No, Ryan, but when Jake gave me that AK, we really started noticing it because you were just like, you went into your office, close the door and, like, we're like hiding. There's a big window in front of your office and you just moved it to the other side. Like, everyone was out having a good time. And then, like, Ben pulled his out. Jake is always strapped.

So we're all, like, holding our guns. Then you're just like, run in, close a door. I don't remember it being like that, but I'm sure it was. I do. I'm going to get more into. Hey, it's okay if you don't like them. I was just curious if you had a bad experience or something that's, that's triggered this. March 12th is a Thursday.

I don't have an excuse. Anyway, I do, I never grew up. I'm going to give the. In comparison to, like, high horse cars. If you never grew up and you've never ridden in a high horsepower car, everyone goes like, everyone's like, dude, it's an 800 horsepower car. Like, if you're a dude, how could you not love it? But some people are just like, it's just not for me.

Like, I'm not trying to get in that thing and go, like, if it's for you, that's awesome. And that's how I kind of compare it. So I can't remember the exact story. One day we'll have my dad on here and he can tell it. But he used to hunt all the time. It was pretty good hunter and whatever. He's got some nice bucks. And he was, I believe,

pheasant hunting or something like that. And someone followed it as he was walking, like over there. And it basically either almost blew his head off or he got like shrapnel in his shoulder. Like what one would consider a very close call. And he just was like, I have a kid and family. Like, this isn't worth it to me.

Same thing happened with him in motorcycles. That's a classic. My mom did that to my dad. Just blasted him right in the face. She shot him. Wait, what? On accident. A couple of BBs.

And now he's a fisherman. I think he got like, I want to say he had like 13. Holy shit. Like in his arm and in his face and in his neck. So now he just golfs. So then they go to the hospital because. Oh, shit. Yeah.

They were telling me the story when we were golfing. At first, at first he was like, like in shock and then realized like he was kind of you shot me. There's like just a bunch of BBs in him and a couple of them he picked out. And then, yeah. So he wasn't going to go to the hospital, but then he ends up going to the hospital. Yeah, I guess apparently when you blast him with a shotgun, they like call the cops. Or your spouse that's standing next to you.

So they were like interrogating them and stuff. And my dad, I guess, was struggling to not be like a smart ass. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Do you feel saving home? Hardly. My wife just shot me, so we'll have to have a talk about it. I'm here with a bullet wound.

What do you think? But yeah. So I think anyway, he never taught me much of hunting because he just, you know, was kind of out of it. So I just, I'm excited that you guys are learning or what you guys are doing it more. So I have someone to do it with. I can really tell. No, I'm excited. Honestly, of course, seeing CJ's sick fucking gun, I was like, whoa, guns are sick.

Because it was so cool. Proper response. Like, you know, you look at a shotgun and you're like, okay, well, that's nice. But then you look at a really cool gun and you're like, oh, I. I get the hype. It says life wide open on the side. Orange carbon barrel. Yeah.

Yeah. Everyone loves carbon fiber. You know, Ryan, I don't want you to think that we're like bullying you into a gun. You've bullied me probably my entire, our entire friendship. Okay. All right. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. I'm not done. And I'm 100% a better person because of it. Everybody who's bullying their friends, likely their friend deserves it and could be improved by it. And that's what's good about us. I will say, like, we are pretty damn hard on each other. And I'm not kidding you. Like really hard on each other.

Like some, like my grandma's like, if my friends talk to talk to me like that, we would never talk again. Dude, I do one weekend with my college buddies and it's like a breath of fresh air. Nobody. Like it's just the most nice environment. Nobody's shitting on each other for the whole time. And I'm like, whoa. But then I get back and I'm like, I need it. It's just so funny and it's so fun.

Hopefully the trolls aren't pointed at you for too long. I feel like if you're good friends, though, you can, like, crack jokes as a guy. Like, that's when you know you're, like, buddies. 100%. And, uh, I don't know. I mean, look at how much good stuff has came from, like, these pranks and the way we talk to each other. And it's all in love. Yeah, you guys can keep bullying me.

You almost, I, the only one I'm sticking with is being a quad guy. I mean, look at the way Grandpa Ron and his friends talk. Same way. There is some proof in the pudding of the way we act towards each other and the success that is game of it. We keep each other in line. That's for damn sure. Yeah. I would say we are closer than like there's hardly any friend groups that are like as close as us.

I think we are closer than 95% of brothers. Oh yeah, for sure. And the test of time too. Yeah. Like once we kind of pass that 10 year mark and people say you lock in. after like seven years or something. If you're friends for seven years, you'll be friends for your rest of that.

You're, uh, what's, uh, what's it called when you live together in your roommates. Married by law. Oh, married by law.

A Twitch streamer just got that. What? Dude, Olander's been pushing that on me now. She's like, what is that? What is that? What is the term?

Common law. Gosh. Common law. Yeah. What is that common law marriage? Dude, one of the, uh, Twitch streamers, um,

Cennelobel Johnson. Ken, can you look this up for me? Exposed, Twitch streamer, common law marriage or what? Give me some more words He's like the biggest I don't know Twitch.

Exhibitor. Common law. Streamer XQCC's girlfriend hit him with that and was trying to take like all of his money. Lopez filed for divorce claiming they were married

under Texas common law. He denied it highlighting a high-stakes scenario involving shared assets and streamers relationships. That's crazy. If you use common law to be like, hey, like we're married. because I really like you and I wish you would have proposed, but we're common law.

But she's just like, no, I'm just using it so I can divorce him and get money. She's also alleging battery and defamation and emotional stress. Yeah, now you got a fucking sign pre-nups just for your girlfriend. So what is it? How many years is it? Seven years? What are you going to say, Evan? You had a smart-ass comment you were about to add.

It's going to be funny. No, it wasn't. No, I said or. He said or. I already deleted it. It's gone. The seven-year rule is a moment. myth. Common law marriage can be established immediately if all requirements are met.

She's the girl lives with you for a month. Takes half your shit. A month. Oh, wow. One of the requirements is living together, intention of getting married, and holding out, which is representing yourselves to the public as spouses, but most importantly on tax forms. But if common law marriage is established, you must go through a legal divorce to end it. This is one of those weird gray areas. Well, how the hell does that work? Because you don't sign anything. Yeah, like, when is it established? If it's established, you're damn nearly the same as going to the courthouse and getting married.

Part of it is filing your taxes together. Then if you're not, if you're filing separately, you must present yourself as a married couple to the public. What are you doing with all those cords, Mike? Tying them together? No. What does it mean? The charger on my brand new iPhone, bro. So I was testing different cords in it to make sure.

Really? Yeah. It won't hold. It just goes in, falls out. We made it 10 years, boys, so we're going to be friends for life. So that's cool. And also, regardless of how you guys feel about it, you're definitely going to get some prize with some guns, boys.

Ryan and Ken, hopefully the rest of you guys. What the fuck? Yeah, fuck you, my way. I mean, like, for sure, YouTube, Ben, but, like, they're next on the list. Someone hit me with a rubber band gun or something like that. I'll start out with that. Marshmallows perhaps. Why?

That'd be fun. Why the non-gun guy? Because, and you know this better than anyone, Ben, it's all about entertainment. And it's way more entertaining to give them guns than you. CJ's got that electric water gun somewhere under. What's something that Ben's not into? Skateboard. Yeah, let's get him a fucking Tony Hawk.

I mean, I'll be telling you guys to surprise me with Tony Hawk for. Well, he's busy. Yeah, he is. I think we have Bamar Jarretted to it. Yeah. When we caught, if we called up Tony Hawk and said, hey, my buddy doesn't like to skateboard and has never skateboarded. But he wants to do it as a joke. Just for a little contract.

Just one drop in on a three foot tall ramp. We'll fly you out. He actually is always con-skaters. Nothing else going on. I guess I see the level of difficulty. Maybe that's why I told you guys that. Set the bar high. Set the bar high knowing it's never going to happen.

We did get the invite to Ban Margera's house with the Durham Bros. So we could do it there if we want to go. But I know we got a bunch of videos. I'm not sure if we're going to be able to make it. Oh, the scatty. I'll provide the Etneys for Ben. Like I'll get him. I don't think he wears that knees.

Well, you would have to if he's going to skate. I think that he was wearing audios back in the day. They are now gone. I think he wears a... I think he's talking about me. Yeah, I'm talking about Ben. Oh, oh, oh, okay.

I was going to say, I mean, Ben would need... I feel like skate shoes. If he's going to... If he's anything, he's going to be skating, P.rod, dunks. You kind of seem like a Janowski's guy. He's a gun, for sure, actually. It's the only thing you wear is dunk, so you got to get some S.B. Yeah, for the big drop in, the big tree foot drop in.

What if we just got him some roller blades? He looks like more of a roller blader. Root-booter. I agree. Or a scooter rider. I think we saved the blades for Ken. Ooh. I don't know if, uh, I don't know if rollerbladens for me.

Ken's more of a skates kind of guy where there's four of them. Keeps you stable. That's a Ryan, dude. It's like a quad for your feet. Roller skates are quad for your feet. I mean, honestly, when you think about it in all the wheeled little roll-around sports, bikes. skateboards like rollerblades are the quads like

to the community honestly the dirt bikers look down at the quads kind of like yeah yeah I feel like rollerblades are look at look down even more than quads I would have to be sure and I don't know why those things go but also if you see a rollerblader like absolutely sending it like you have to respect it oh like there's some crazy shit that you see

yeah like the dudes actually riding which realistically I think the Quads are kind of capped on crazy shit you can do, you know? Like, they hit the freestyle ramp and stuff, but are they flipping quads and like doing... But yeah, but like, are they, like, doing, like, combos? But they're just so heavy that I don't know. It always seems like they're lower. We're capped out until quads advance.

Dude, quads mechanically. Unfortunately, I'm a roller rink. Is everyone in Fargo? Skateland? Skatland? That was called lit. Bro. You see a really good derby skater when they, like, skate around the bowl and,

check people and shit, like low center of gravity, a lot of mass. I feel like built like a rock. Dude, I'll never be able to find the clip, but I saw this video the other day where there was this one dude just jacked like six and a half feet tall and everyone else in the derby was just like an average looking like nerd. And he's literally just like wide open taking him out. By the end, he's literally like picking people like body-savik people. Cleans out like a dozen people.

That's a wild sport. I've never even heard of it. That answers my question. Just skate in a circle and hit each other. So roller derby, I genuinely thought that it was... The moment before launching your business is scary. You wonder if the people will like it. If the products will sell, did you overstock?

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Yeah, I thought it was just for lesbian women. That leads, yeah, like more bitch women. I've never seen that either. When I pull it up. Ryan's not wrong. It's probably normally, I'll say, movie about it. Up around Duluth area or whatever, I don't know where they do it, but there is like,

first image. See what I'm saying? And it's all chicks. Okay, they're good. It's going to be coming up. See what I'm saying? No. I've never seen this.

It's like, like, you're basically, like, trying to make the other person fall. Like, there's, like, I think there's maybe four people on your team. These ones are on flap. Sometimes you see them. They're on. Like, it's like the curve. They got the bank. Oh, what?

They're all in mail. It's insane. So once they fall, they're out. I don't know. I think they just get up and keep ramming. There we go. Devil, Devils versus outlaws. Okay, this is roller derby.

Gosh. What? I didn't. Is this the one you're talking about? I feel like they don't do men? Dude. Dude. What is this?

So like they're trying to check them and shit? Oh, shit. Dude, what? Oh, what? Damn. He puts his helmet back on. Like, why even wear that? He swings shot him.

Oh, is it? Maybe like, maybe you have to do as many laps and they're trying to stop you. Yeah, that's what it is. Holy shit. I feel like this is like Lop-Trotter, WWE style. I feel like we should do this.

A couple of those hits seemed a little WW. That was. That was crazy. Still pretty intense. This is probably real. Mr. Mean. Gets whipped over the point.

Too much speed. Too much speed. Those fucking roller skates, man. You got to put your nose down, the toe down if to stop. That was a crazy course. Do that one. Here we go. Yeah, just got flipped over the boards like a hockey game.

I take all the shit I talked back. We need to go to one of these. This would be lit. Dude, this is insane. Dude, and I'm telling you. seen this before. I think we define the women's league and see if they'll let Ken go out and run a few laps with them. Bro, you know how we were talking last podcast about Ken being a tabletop dream?

This is. They would fucking send them over the board so quick. I would break so much stuff just trying to go around once without anyone there. Like, this is an aggressive sport, man. All they're wearing is a bike helmet. How do you get into this? I have a friend who used to do this. A girl I worked with at Zorba's used to do this.

Really? Cool. Yeah. Look at their team name, the Hellcats. Yeah, locally. Like, they would do it in Fargo. The lead jammer. Is that something you go from, like, ice skating and you do that in the summer?

I believe you are just more. Yeah, these are indoors, Ken. You can get your own activity. But I feel, I feel like the reason they don't usually do men's is because the women are... Okay, why, Micah? Why? Because, because, like, Evan's example, the guys are strong enough to literally, like, break their necks. Like they could hit someone so hard that they might end up upside down, landing on their head and breaking their neck.

But the women aren't strong enough? The women did you see the little chicks doing that? Give them a shovel. That's what you said. That's what you said. I didn't say that. Did you hear me say that? You said the men were strong enough to actually hurt themselves.

I said the men are strong enough to actually cause severe damage. The women just aren't having quite that velocity so you can keep it a little tamer. It's just maybe more of a girl sport. I don't know. It's more entertaining to watch. I'm trying to watch that. Dude, I'd love to go to a W.W.E. event. I think, like I said, I watched it a ton as a kid.

The first video kind of reminded me to WW. I just would love to do that. I don't have a match when it's in Vegas. Well, they're having WrestleMania in Vegas, actually. When? This year. I think it's in, it's actually coming up. It's got to be very soon, actually.

WrestleMania. Holy smoke, CJ. Get to the bottom of this. Sorry. I mean, like I said, I used to watch as a kid, but. Oh, April 18th? Yeah, I knew it was kind of very spring. If we do go or when we do go, I'm really intrigued to be like,

I want you to teach me everything and explain it to me like I'm an idiot because I, you know. Well, like I said, I'm kind of out of it because a lot of the people that I watch are now retired, but I still would love to go. Yeah, you need the storylines. That's what makes it good. Just to pop in. It would still be lit, but it'd be different if you were following. That's true.

Bro, Vegas has got to be crazy during. WrestleMania. We should go and dress Ken up like Hulk Hogan. You're walking around big. Die all your stuff blonde. Ken's already dialed on. He caused people brother all the time. I mean, I'd be down like each one of us could just be a wrestler. Dress up like a wrestling. Let's do it.

Somebody can be. I'm not sure. Brock Lesner. Who else is in wrestling? Maybe. I don't, I don't know who else is in there. Steve Nash. John Sina.

Logan Paul is actually a pretty big superstar in the WW. He can be the undertaker, maybe. Did you guys see the video of that kid going? up to John Sina sitting in like a coffee shop on his phone and then the kid goes up and just starts singing no Ryan pop this up I hope to start with a hello how you know you like to sing now? Yes What the fuck is going on really awkward why is this guy singing into a wall?

That's funny Ryan wait did he just go would you like to sing? no and he goes, yes, I would. For what purpose? Dude, this will be Ken in 10 years. That's how you would have responded, Ken. For what purpose? Are you to just pull out his AirPods, popped him in? That reminds me.

How long is this guy going to sing for? I got to pay my credit card bill a quick. He just didn't they? That reminds me when Ken, you were on like a business call yesterday, and the guy was trying to make small. small talk and he's like oh you're pretty close to moorhead then and then he's like oh so and so like i used to do whatever in moorhead and then he keeps making small talk and ken just like huh can give him something here ken's strictly business you know ryan i do got to apologize to you

uh it was my fault yesterday when the video went live i don't know what the heck happened but when it got exported out you didn't have a song during your writing i was wondering about that How was I supposed to have my big moment? It's like I got it. There's a song for Evan. There's a song for Mike. I even like had a lit song for you. It flowed really nice.

And then we're sitting down watching the video live and there's no song. It's just this awkward like basically running into shit. If it makes you feel better like didn't really notice it. That's what Dalton and Evan said too. But hear the Raptor R sing, you know. I guess. I didn't really know. Make the uncomfortable.

moment. It definitely made it uncomfortable, though. It did. It was so, the silence was deafening. I really did like it. I still can't. Good. Good. Well, I'm glad at least that I was there, but I figured you'd just be watching it, Ryan, and everyone has like a, just a cool moment. And then yours goes up and you're just like, God damn it. I figured that like, I don't know, maybe that was my punishment for not having more songs ready. You know, I only had the one song for the rollers. I should have. more written. I mean, and you know, it's honestly to be expected. What?

Like, we're filming some things, and you can just about expect that it might get chopped up, not in your favor. Well, I thought I looked sick. What do you mean? Define not in my favor. There's so many instances where, like, I don't know.

For example, me. Yeah, yeah, or when Evan's like, I didn't pick these wheels in this color. And we're like, Evan, dude, what is with you and donk wheels? You do love donk wheels, though. Yeah. You were able to clarify that in that video, though.

Thank you. He had the same reaction when he saw his Cheetah truck. I don't. It's hard to be so grateful and put it into words. Exactly. I just don't have an overly large passion for don't Warned Wheels. Really?

What about spinners? I can appreciate them. I just did. Not my cup of teep. What do you think about spinner wheels? It was like 2002. I would probably want some spinner wheels on my Hummer. You didn't think that maybe you should tell us that before we customize two of your vehicles?

I thought that I implied it after the El Camino, but clearly I gave mixed signals. You can't? You're going to want to cancel that order for the Lamborghini. Shit. It just sheds. What about spinners on your Lamborghini? I mean, that'd be cool. It'd be cool.

It's close to the same era. I think a good set of floater wheels on your Lambo would be so sick. Those are just like... Four man spinners. Floaters are just center caps. No, floaters are the ones where, like, it stays stationary. That's pretty sick. It's weighted in the...

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I think if they were donk spinners over just regular donk wheels, probably take the spinners, just to take that ridiculousness to the next level. Can spinners be back? Dude, I've tried getting spinners for Evan. Actually, it's very hard to find. I don't even know if they make them. I can get spinner hub caps on Amazon.

I thought they were just suit. I just remember looking one time. They're expensive. For Evans El Camino and they were like legit eight to 10 grand. Yeah, it's for a set. Just for the wheel. I kind of went down the rabbit hole on Instagram of spinners and floaters and all that. And then I found out it costs, they start at like $2,500 a wheel.

And are people putting them on cool cars anymore? Of course. Subjective, right. That is subjective. Some of them look kind of cool. Some of them are just normal cars that have been don't. Okay, yeah. Now, judging by what I'm seeing here,

this is crazy, crazy spec build. The early 2000s, though? No, that was a crazy time for Spitters. Oh, my. As a car guy, I can appreciate it all. Like, I can appreciate that. See, that is, like, but that is how I feel

driving my Cheetos joke. Like, that is what I feel like I get. You gotta feel pretty fucking cool then, huh? That thing is dope. Dude, how much for the custom sponge box? That's insane work, dude. That thing must rub if you turn the wheel. He's going on like 10 point turns just to...

I mean, they're not... That big, I've seen way bigger wheels on. I've seen way bigger wheels on a charger before. That's Chevy. I know, that Chevy's sick. This is what I think would look pretty strong. Those are... That's awesome.

That's trippy. I like that. Is that an Impala? Hey, dude, you could do that to a laundry's car. You should do that for a laundry, Ryan. I should. She does... That would be a...

That's what her car needs. Ben surprises Greta with a car. And then you surprise Alonra with a build. With 30 inch floaters. That would be actually funny as fuck. And a wrap and some window tint. Yeah. Oh,

and a full banging sound system. That would be a funny ass bit. Four 15s. Four 15s in the trunk. Honestly, that would be fun. Like, I feel like sometimes it's hard to prank some of our friends because they know

they're being pranked, but we should, we should Pimp my ride her car. Dude, she'd be so fucking rattled. She'd have no idea what you'd say. Yeah, it'd be funny when she like, see her reaction because she wouldn't want to be like, I hate it. But it would just like, oh, what do you, what do you think she would do? It's cool.

Do you think she would give us a good reaction or would she just straight up not say anything because she doesn't want to say something to mean? I think she would be just so shocked. It would be, I don't think she would have a super vocal reaction, but I think, think her face would tell the story for sure. But, I mean, four 15s in the trunk. And 30, 30 inch dubs. 30 inch dubs on the Malibu?

She does like rap music. She does. If I could see it on anyone's car, it would be a laundress. Exactly. Yeah. Well, we can talk about that. So you put it in Greta's car. She's not, doesn't quite fit that vibe.

T. Swift isn't going to hit the same when you're bumping T Swift, but when you're pulling up, was it done. Hard, hard, hard rap. Yeah. And your seat is all the way back. You get your little sunglasses on and you just sort of look through the steering wheel. That shit would hit. It would hit.

It would be pretty funny, too, if it was just like a sleeper. I mean, if it wasn't the gong. No, but you just packed the trunk full of subs. You'll have no idea. Just turns it on. It's the craziest front wheel drive car. You fucking hate subwoofers, too, because I put them in everything. The pontoon.

Our damn kitchen's going to have a. subwifers and she's like oh really because the subwifers are always closer to the passengers instead of the driver so like underneath the boat where all the passengers would sit as who would vibrate so yeah it can get to be too much it really aftermarket subs like maybe i'm getting old but like just rattling everyone it does like like after i remember in your old boat ryan yeah sitting on that one spot you were literally just like it was brutal when i drove that El Camino back to Duluth a couple times. The noise got old pretty.

Yeah. I'm just against it if it's horribly tuned. If you have 415s, it's too much. But, you know, like, if you have crazy subs but your speakers match it and your car is not rattling apart with it, then run it. And you don't have it turned up to a crazy. It's pretty hard to have your crazy subs. You can have a bunch of subs, but still have the volume turned down and it still sounds good.

Have them punchy and clean. You just got to have, I feel like everybody's looking at you when you're sitting at the lights you got to have dark tent i feel like i've been sitting in a fish bowl lately it's a little especially in a laundress car you're down low just fish bowling no tent no tint zero is that that that's her choice yeah it's just that's just how malibu's respect well yeah you we have a buddy named tint he can tint him you know i think there's certain vehicles though it's like do you need to yeah you do honestly yeah you throw tint on on that car it's kind of like yeah that's a drug dealer yeah exactly A white Malibu, a little bit of rust under the doors.

But you're fully going to act out. You're doing it wrong. Okay, so you guys know how in the Chevy's, like our work truck, it's got the camera rearview mirror. So you can see really clearly into whoever's behind you, like when you're out of light. It's actually pretty nice just like driving around once you get used to it. You threw me off with work truck because ours is like the highest. Yeah, it's an AT4. But I mean, it is our company work truck.

Anyway, so I'm sitting there. My Hummer has that. And I'm sitting at the light in DL. And you know, you just kind of are like scanning because you're trying to do something to not look at your phone. And I look back as I'm sitting at the light. And this guy or this girl rather, this guy and this girl are sitting in the car. And the girl's kind of leaned over and looks like she's maybe polishing the seat, perhaps. Maybe an ice cream cone.

Oh, that was it, uh, red Lamborghini. Cheeto Raptor They donked out El Camino It was none of those Okay It was none of those And yeah This guy and this gal

Had just fishbowl tent And the camera is just Because they were right up behind me And it just looks right into the car And it was very clearly This dude was just getting jerked off At a stoplight at 11 a-A What a lucky fucking guy

I'm not saying I was sitting there Peyton on the guy I was like damn Good for him It's fucking 1047 a.m. Like, what a random time to get jerked off in the car. In the middle of town.

The middle of town. It's just one of those. You know, what if you, like, got out of the car? You, like, ran up. And you're just like, I just get nice. You're running over. You're filming.

You are sick. Sick of the head. You hold on, Mike, you'd see what? You'd run up and say nice. Yeah, I think that'd be. Ben's over. here narcan you're sick and then i'd just be like nice sick dude we yeah we pulled up on a

situation one's got both hands free one's a care the girl's hand too one's a Karen and one's a pervert i think you're better off just driving driving away that's what i did i just uh just i just kept my eyes forward right right he looked forward no right was looking at this

You're being Watching that play out He's just like Fuck it grabs his phone And he starts texting on his phone He's just like

I'm trying not to do this You see as me Looking I'm peering up in the mirror Like trying to get a better look Is this thing record? I accidentally Witness that one time Me and a bunch of the homies

We're out four wheeling Dirt biking on a trail There's a vehicle parked We're like huh Wonder if it's like a band in or sitting there or what's going on. So we all just like pull up and just like pull up right to it and just peer right in the non-tinted windows to see a couple just going to Poundown Town.

Did they look at you? Yeah. The chick just started screaming and then we just were like, holy shit, we drove off like a little ways away. Stop and started laughing about what happened. They got out of there. What a crazy crew to have pull up on them too. Yeah, I feel bad like I didn't want to wreck their moment.

I was going to say, I'm sure you didn't want to actually wreck their moment. That's why you got to have tint in windows. You'd need some dark-ass tint, though, at the end of the day. Here's the thing, though. You just, even if you got 50%, it's helping. Yeah, definitely. It's helping. You might look across the parking lot and go, dang, they're getting down in there.

Yeah, but in like Ryan's situation, I mean, unless they had their windshield murdered out. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, I was looking to. It's just the risk. you got to be willing to take if you want to. I mean, that might be part of the part of the thrill.

Exactly. So I'm on. Is that illegal? I'm getting jerked off in public? It probably is. It's probably public. You're in your car, but yeah, no, I'm sure you'd get in trouble. I'd say like 100% of the time if a cop's out, you'd get in trouble.

I think it depends on where you're at. Like, are you on the road in a public parking lot? Or are you at a Dairy Queen parking lot? Like, are you in a back, backwoods area? Like, I feel like it's still, I think it's still a jam up in the woods. I think it, if you get caught. unless it's on your own private property. So I'm on Alibaba the other day,

seeing if I can get scammed again. I'm seeing all these reels, right, of people that are ordering their wheels straight from China. And I just wanted to try. So I'm like, all right, you guys make any wheels. They're like, how will we make any wheels? And so I'm like, for real?

Can you say that the way they said it again? I don't know. It'd be risky to say it again. I miss Aluma Lumo. There you go. Ah, big Aluma, luma. So I'm like, what? I just want to like vet you guys.

what wheels have you made and then they just send me they're like here's the catalog and they send me a drop box of i swear every single wheel brand i've ever heard of and all the ones i haven't and every like just a high definition photo of every single wheel each wheel brand has ever made so you're saying they're all made by alibaba no i'm i mean no no no i'm just saying that and then i'll go like what is this like you can make any of these and then they're just like yes i'm like okay i'm talking They sent like a thousand photos of different wheels. And so I just sent them some wheels that I thought were sick. And I'm like, can you make these?

For your what? The Subaru. I mean, they're not like going to be like, I don't know how legit they'll be. But then they said 1250 with shipping for four wheels. That's pretty cheap. Anyway, I just want to try it. I mean, if you get like some low end tier wheels, that's about what you'd be at. You're about that.

Got it. So, but I have like a. 10 and a half wide, you know, whatever, like kind of interesting spec. Most of the specs that I'm looking for, you'd have to get like work wheels, which are like the name brand. Yeah, then they're really bad. So anyway, I just want to see, like, how legit it is. Did they say what kind of time frame it is or just? I haven't heard anything on time.

One to three years. It's going to be kind of like your e-bikes that you ordered four years ago now. It could. That's what I was getting at. Hopefully not. It could be. We'll see. You know, the thing about it is all that shit.

It's made overseas. A lot of it. And these manufacturers have absolutely no loyalty. They have no loyalty. They don't. And so it doesn't surprise me. I think it's just like jumping through a lot more hoops. Not our boys of Vossin made in the USA, baby.

Yeah. So shout out to Vosson. Vossons are my favorite wheels. But a shout out custom offsets too. Yeah. How much longer on your Subaru, Mike? I'm hoping for this summer. They got the Cajun, the, the,

Cajun, the seats in. I got like a new Alcantara headliner. This thing is going to be unbelievable. It really is. Do I hear you say you're putting a new motor in it? It's, yeah, the motor's not in it, but the motor's done. Bro, this is going to be Mike's Lamborghini.

It's going to win, like, win, like, awards at car shows if I ever bring it. Is it going to be done for our car show? I don't know. We'll see. Either way, I got the paper. That would be very sick. It would be a great place to reveal it. Jake just called me this morning and said he moved.

turf wars for it. So we're locked in. We're doing the car show? I think so. It's not fully locked in. Yeah, he called and told me that. I was like, oh, well, we really got to do this.

We think about doing a car show. Like a lit, big one. So we don't want to say too much. But we're planning. I think a lot of people will come. Fifth, six and seventh. I was talking with Robbie about that. I said, hey, man, we got something coming.

You know, what's the status? of the Hunicorn build. He said, well, we're back on it now after they were working for Matt's off-road games. He said, we're just going to chop the roof off now and then start putting the cage in. I was like, holy fuck. Yeah, these are a little ways. It's his timeline he was shooting for Seema of this year. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Of 2026. Yeah. Of this year. I think he should. Rome wasn't building the day. No, and neither was his Hoonikor.

He sent me a video of the rear end of it. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I think we've said this before, but it will be now, once it's done, easily, the closest replica. Easily. No, they're saying nicer than the original. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, they are saying. That's insane. I'll take it.

That's crazy. I don't remember. I'm not, no, I'm not even going to look at it. Yeah. Can I look at it? I'm not even going to be downwind from it. Can I drive it? No.

I never, I like, didn't, like, drive the other one. You should have driven it. Yeah. So then we wouldn't have such a nice build happening if we let Evan drive it. Yeah, you're right. You would have just like blow at the rear end. You were just blown up the motor and did some minuscule stuff. I drove it for a few minutes at Jake's,

but it's when we didn't have any gas in the tank. So it was. Oh, yeah. Slop it around that one time. Yeah. The wheel got loose. Were you driving it then? I was driving it then for sure.

But were you going to drive it? No, that was. No, he was driving. Ben was driving at both times the wheel fell off. I was driving at one time because I saw the lug nut fly down the highway. way next to me. And I went, I think there's a problem. For how long that we had ownership of that car and how many times we drove it,

something happened every other time we drove it. Really did. I mean, it's a replica car, you know? Yeah, no, we weren't surprised by that. But we also thought I was thinking today, like taking the, uh, the Hellcat for one last spin before its next big project. Oh, yeah, we thought somebody stole it for sure. Really?

Yeah, we thought somebody stole it. I just wanted to drive it one last time. And so I'm like, dude, this thing's holding up so well. And we really do speak highly of the Hellcat, especially after the TRX video. I'm like, it really is. It's not even skipping a beat. And then I look and I'm like,

we bought it with like $76,000. And now it's got like $76,600. So haven't put many miles on it. Been hard run times. Yeah. A couple sets of tires. Couple sets of tires. Yeah, I look the winters on it already are torched.

You know, my dad, he's a big Corvette guy. He's got C6 Corvette and he's got a C4 Corvette and loves him. Like he built his C4 up. Like when I was a kid, like he would build it up and work on it and he'd go to the drag strip, race it. Oh, sick. He'd break.

He'd fix it. Go back to the drag strip. Anyways, he got a C6, uh, 427. So he's got the same motor as the, the Z-06. It's the same car that got stood on by that, that homeless guy. He's actually not homeless. He was just on drugs. But, uh, he was, he's like building it, putting a cam heads.

Like he's going to, uh, do flex feel like, you know, turn up the horsepower on this thing, make it faster. So he's working on that in his garage over the winter. He came over and drove the Hellcat, and he was like, I honestly might sell the C6 and get a Hellcat. What? He thought that highly of the Hellcat, which I did not expect, because normally he's like, I don't know, he just is like pretty critical.

He doesn't like selling any of his stuff. It's very interesting because I could not believe he said, wow. Well, at least like me and Ben, we both flop back and forth between the C6 and the Hellcat. and I think it's a flip of a coin. I mean, I'd agree too. I think it's... You know, obviously the interior is like newer on the Hellcat. Like maybe that is like...

Here's the thing that the... The driving of the car. I think I'm more of a Corvette guy over the Hellcat. Just speaking, I know ours is a little beat up now, but like the interior of Dodges, and I'll even say this about the Viper. It's not nice. It's straight up not nice.

It's not quiet. It's got some rattles, some squeaks. Well, the Hellcat's really bad. And the Hellcat is really bad. But I'm just really bad. But I'm just saying, like, that's just pretty, what year is that, 2016, 2017? Like, it's just, it's not nice. And then a Corvette, it's a little better.

Yeah, but going to, well, I guess I was going to C6 is what. That's kind of what I'm getting at. It's older, but still the interiors. He's got, it's a nice C6, but, but yeah, I mean, it's about as nice as it could be for a C6 Corvette. It's really nice, I think. That's crazy, though. When you're ready to start your business, Northwest Registered Agent helps you do more than just file paperwork. You get all the tools to build a real business,

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I was surprised he wanted to switch. He even set it to Big Ranch. Oh, wow. Because then Big Ranch lives down the road from... You could buy the C6. True. I probably wouldn't buy a convertible C6. Oh, you could put a roof on it.

Or you could just cut the convertible off. Did you guys see that Chevy just dropped a new L.S? Oh, sorry. No, I didn't. So the Grand Sport just came out, and they made a whole new motor. Like, they're dropping some heat. A 6.7 liter, so it's a 409. Really?

Damn, she's fine. I thought it was the standard stingray motor. I'm mistaken. So I'm confused, but yeah, it's got a 6.7 liter. It's now what they're calling Ls6, which in the stingray is the LT2. The LS6 is also going now in the stingray. I think they killed the LT2. Yeah, which is interesting.

So, bummer for the original LT2, but LS6, 6.7 liter. Can you imagine if they put that in a truck or something? I think they are. They're killing the 6-2 and the 5-3. Because Ford did that huge gas motor. I don't know what's been around a little bit. What is it? 7-3.

Oh, the 7-3. Yeah, that's true. So it makes a big. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. They also confirmed, unfortunately, no manual. No manual. And then they're making the...

What are you going to read? Actually, there is no owner's manual, but no manual transmission. And then they have the Grand Sport X, which is like the replacement for the E-ray, so it has a 6.7 and the electric motor up front will have like 720 horsepower or something. What would you pick have if it was a Hellcat or X-O-6 C-6 Corvette? You've ripped both of them pretty good. I think I'd go C-6.

You would, yeah. But it really is a flip-of-a-coin. Yeah, the C-6 just seems like it's more of a track car. Like, it's more nimble, has more handling, and it's also still fast. I think whatever one I'm currently driving, I'd be like, yeah, I'd take this one. The Hellcat sounds so goddamn good. I think Helcat or C7-06, I think Corvette just takes it, walks away with it. I don't know why I'm not a huge fan of the C-7s.

Yo, how about the other day at dinner when your dad just straight up just point-blank called me out for calling C-4 Corvettes lamb? Yeah, you did say that. I don't know if you said it on video or where you said it, but yeah, he took offense to that. I know. I bet. He did. He's got a C-4 Corvette. He's owned since 98 that he loves.

I just said it's the lamest. It's sick, too, I think. It's got quite a bit of, it's tuned up. What was the C3? I think the C3 was Jake. C3Pio. Green one, wasn't it? No, that's a C2.

It was. Isn't it? Yeah, the C4 might be the lamest Corvette. The C4 is Mike's red, red corvette that Shred 80 ran into with the bank truck. Look at this. So this is the reason that my Subaru was taking so long to get done. But this, this Corvette, they're working on it.

So it's a split window. So what is that? a C2. C2. C2. C2s are sick. Absolutely insane. They had this car on a rotating stand just like the body, like legit from the ground up.

That's really nice. And it's got a LS7 in it. And then the interior, it's like all done with like Ferrari red leather. I love a red interior. Can you imagine blowing the tires off that? Oh, look at that green LAMBO. Oh yeah, that LAMBO. Is that in town?

Why is he flexing like this? I like that car. They put the mirrors underneath. Holy shit, look at that suburban in the back. Pause it. That is a clean. It's a 63. Pretty crazy.

Why do they have the car like stands up? Like it's a Jeep and like a dealership parking. So they can see the underside of it because they take pride in like how clean it is. That is red. Can you imagine soiling that interior can? But yeah, that Lambo. A couple of chuck wagons. The guy with the detail shop next to my shop, he was detailing that Lambo.

so it's a twin turbo hurricane. And I talked to the guy who owned it. I never caught his name. But I'm like, this thing is sick. Did you own it before it was twin turboed? And he's like, no.

And I was like, I've driven a hurricane a handful of times. And like, it's fast. It's got to be just like really fast. And he goes, to be honest,

man, it's not that crazy. He's like, I got a lot of cars and it's not that crazy. How much horse? He was like 800 on pump gas. Oh,

that's not that fast. You gain 200 horsepower of fucking. That's wheel. Oh, yeah. It seems like a lot of work to go. through when you could just crank it up more. But I guess if you want it reliable.

Yeah. And just daily driving. I agree. I'm like a big, I'm a big pump gas advocate. I'm like the opposite of Jake. Jake's like, how can we put this on E85 and absolutely blow it to the moon for power?

Especially right here, E85's like not the most convenient. It's just like, yeah, that's the whole. So you do flex feel. You can do the 85 you want. You can do half tank of 91,

whatever you want. It will just account for it. So interesting. So you really just. I don't that, but, especially if you're not going to drive it for too long. Like that, that's true. Yeah, you don't want to let it sit in there. I think that's why my drift car is all gunked up and I don't care.

I'm going to lose the power and go 91. Good call. That'll be great too because then when we film and it's empty, then it won't be like an hour to get. Yeah, exactly. Oh, I don't have an E. Yeah, like, oh, I have that extra can of E85 that's been sitting there for a month. It's probably bad. Corn.

It's corn. It's calm. Ever got my Bronco back this week. Nice. I got the invoice for what went wrong. Raised vehicle unexpected. Right hand rear wheel fell out while raising vehicle. Rear axle bearing failed completely gone.

Axel chewed into brake. So it was, it was. Rear wheel fell out while raising vehicle. Real bearing? No, rear wheel. It just fell off. Fell off.

While they were raising it. But it sounds like this stemmed from the wheel bearing going bad and then. Yeah, and then you continue to drive it. The rear wheel fell off when they lifted the vehicle. Right hand rear wheel fell off while raising vehicle. Does that not seem crazy to anyone else? It's insane. You were driving that thing.

He said the brake was barely holding it on and when they lifted it up, it had just enough weight to make it. It does sound a lot like what Tony was saying about your Raptor. I can't believe this thing was driving down the road. I don't think got any bad wheel bearings in that. Maybe I did. Yeah, and it was just a laundry list of other parts that failed because that failed. Can we hear about them?

the, but it was the wheel bearing. Wheel bearing failed and then it continued to be driven on. So the only thing holding it on was the brake and the caliper, which then it was chewing. If you would have been drove in another like 10 miles, it would have fallen off. It makes more sense now than when you're like, that would have been insane. You snap the axle.

I'm like, bro, I don't know how I could have snapped the axle. But that vehicle's like so much wind noise and stuff in there anyways. You can't hear a wheel bearing go, no, well, just saying like if you're in a normal, vehicle, you'd like feel and hear the grinding, but when you're on 37s and it's loud, I, he said if he would have stopped right away, they could have just replaced the wheel bearing and it would have been fine. Yes. But because you continued to drive it, he didn't know. It ruined the whole rear axle and they had to get the whole new rear axle assembly. But did you have to

pay for it or was it? No, it was under warranty. Oh, then it's all good. It was perfect. But if I would have had to pay for it out of pocket, it would have cost. We pull up the invoice for what they're billing Ford, $7,925. $63. Cheaper than I expected. Expect to see an invoice in the mail. That's actually, he did you a favor if you think about it, because now you have a brand new rear axle.

Yeah. Brand new rear end. Full rear end. Two months before the warranty expires. Oh, that's perfect. You're welcome. And did I hear that something's wrong with the charger on your Tesla? Oh, yeah, right as I got that back, my charger for the Tesla failed.

Oh, man. Ship it to many. And I also heard that, or maybe that was on the podcast, but you said the other day, you're revoking your my my my vehicles are no longer loaner vehicles no to no one to no one cj has a second vehicle if you want to you're not using my car is willing to uh provide a loaner vehicle

you can use his g wagon you can use my mc ben your truck's been a loner vehicle forever i did but i just sold it to dalton hey but rind you've got two cars one of them can be a loner vehicle man sure no one's ever asked mike i've got god knows i'm good he can he can rip the uh yeah he can rip the gmc you were very generous with So many vehicles. We got so many vehicles.

There's trucks galore back there that people can drive. You could just fix that wheel on the front of your you can. Oh, yeah. That can be a loaned rig. We can loan that out. You got to do a little Chevy maintenance around here. There's like three, four property Chevys that are all just like a front end away from being. Being good to go.

Get coal and squirrel up here. Fix the front end of that GMC. That's the plan. The scrapyard at the back of the motor track has actually achieved a pretty. ridiculous result. I believe it's like nine cars deep. Some of those runs, though. It's going to come in handy, though, because when we buy that monster truck, we can have a full

monster jam out on the- And the crazy thing is that there's probably equally as many cars as many cars at the graveyard at the farm. Yeah, there's a good bushel. Well, the graveyard at the farm cars, those just need a little maintenance. Yeah, no, the farm is now like the nursing home. The ones at the track, those are full-blown garbage. Except, no, you know, Ken, there's a couple good rigs actually out at the track. The black Chevy.

I think that little red rocket of Ben still runs. That's out there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and your Hummer got shot. I was trying to get people to not shoot it. Only once. Blame that on Young Boy, but he shot it. Daltine?

Yeah. Which part of the car? The mirror. It was all right. It was all right. I'm just like, we have all these cars. We have all these cars to shoot. And they're like, yeah, let's shoot the Hummer.

So. I'm sure it felt the best. It did feel good. I bet it did. It's glad I could get you guys a little enjoyment. I don't even know if he hit it. Did he? He did.

He did. Put her right through the mirror. Oh, the mirror. That's easy. Yeah. He was aiming for the side of it. Yeah, so Jake took his Mustang off of our pole. And then we were going to replace it with the limo that we have sitting kind of just in our scrap yard. But it was frozen to the ground.

It was just a giant ice cube. So now we're trying to figure out what to put up in replacement of Jake's Mustang. We originally had the Bronco up there. And then we had the Hummer Ponto. And then we took that down. We put the off-road Lamber. And then we took that down, put Jake's Mustang up. Now it's got to be replaced.

I'll just say it. Just because the limo was frozen doesn't mean I don't think we should put. I'd still vote for the limo. Yeah, we're just going to wait a couple weeks. We can still do that. I guess that was more of just like a last minute. Oh, should we toss this up? Like, I don't know if there's, is there something better.

It'd probably fall. We put a lot. We sat there for like an hour. Like, okay, we, we ran through all the vehicles that we could potentially put up there. Put the mega quad up there. It would totally ruin it. It would totally ruin it. but the boat car would be kind of funny to see up there.

Wait, I like the mega quad. No, we got to fix it. We got to fix it. Yeah, it's probably not worth having it. I think it's so nice to it. I think the limo is toast. And if we could balance the lim up there,

it would look ridiculous. And it also probably has the highest odds of falling, which is what we want. We need to rent two cranes for that. Good windy day. No, he said he could handle it. And it just blows off. It'd be pretty funny.

We need to put a trail cam on it. That's actually a great idea. Mm-hmm. Otherwise, we will miss it. Yeah, so, okay. All right, I guess that settles it then. And mazine. We need another limo.

And we're going to spend a week up there. A week. And it? Shred 80s coming back. If there wasn't a wine night in that limo, I would do like maybe a few hours up in there. But I can't even go in there now. That's right. I forgot what we did to that thing.

We had a wine night. Wine night and Ryan drove it into the pond. That's right. Okay, before we go, I've got this reel. I want to show you guys. I've been trying to convince Big Ranch to build us. dangerous items and he just won't do it. I don't know how maybe I need Ben to do it.

You're better at convincing Big Wrench to build things. Big Ranch is always down to build things. That's what I mean, but not for me. I've been trying to get them to build the tire thing that we can push like I showed last week with the Indian, you know, with the. Well, he just says, he just says things that are quite obvious, but that doesn't mean that he doesn't. Oh, he'll still do it.

He'll say, oh, yeah, that's a bad idea. You could break a hand. This one is for sure a bad idea, but I still think we should. should mess with it. Oh. What? The little air rocket. I think we should build an air rocket.

It's funny. It actually looks slower on the TV when you watch on your phone. Was he on a piece of cardboard? He's on a piece of cardboard. Yeah. Well, I mean. Oh, like he's straight up got the bottle just like right in front of him. Where do you go?

He who Dini, bro. That's how you disappear. I mean, having all the fire extinguishers in the, Where do you think he was going to go? Can you imagine? You're like dead to the grass. Ripping that thing on a skateboard. Oh.

You would be flying. Dude, this is a Buddy Rocket Man project. That's what I'm saying. We don't need big wrenching approval. We just need to call it Buddy Rocket Man. This guy doesn't look nearly as qualified as buddy. We could do that when Ken is doing the world fastest. Toilet.

Yeah. Slap it on a long board and see how fast you can get on. Ken, when do you want to do that? Do you need me to get Gennis, book of world records out here? I mean, preferably when it's not cold. Yeah. I mean, it's going to run. I mean, are we trying to do this on a public road?

Are we going to, like, close an air strip? Yeah, obviously. We can go to, like, an airstrip or a track, obviously. They're not going to want to do it on a public road. Yeah, no, doing it on the public road would be. You might get indecent shitting. More so, I don't want to have a little more space, I guess. I do want to have a little more space.

What do you think your diet's going to look like? If you successfully get the, the poop off, but you somehow get into an accident. You imagine the shrapnel. The paramedics. We've never seen anything like it. There's shit everywhere. What do you think your diet's going to look like leading up to that stunt, Ken?

No one crustables for a week. I don't know. I don't know what are you have to, like just. Protein powder. Fiber. Yeah, a lot of protein powder. Ice cream. Brand muffins.

Oh, yeah. Ice cream. We'll give him some milk. Ken's going to be able to just unleash what he would want. want to eat like every single day eats ice cream and and protein shakes and milk. Dude, I feel like when Ken let's lose

it's going to be like a shot of nitrous. It's already a rocket. Realistically, he's going to be so fast. He's not going to have enough time. Yeah, there's got to be. No, we just need a long runout if you're going to do this. I don't even know if we can put this out on the internet, but we'll probably just do it for. Yeah, passion. Well, it depends on

if you, if everything panned out the way you guys want where he's butt-ass naked and he might... Oh, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't have to be butt-ass naked. That sounds dangerous. We could build him like a suit. Yeah, just like a little flap.

It'll be like a motorcycle suit. In case he falls off, then he doesn't get scung up. Still seems like one of those things YouTube's going to flag for just, like, unnecessarily dangerous activity. You can't always do everything just for YouTube, you know? I think we're doing this for the world record. We've done other dangerous things, Ken. I think it's for the world record.

Gennis Booker World Records. Don't you remember back when you were a kid and you were just sitting in middle school and you go to the library and you and you your buddies would flip through the Guinness Book of World Record? You'd see like longest nails, you know, tallest man. And if you don't get Guinness, you might at least get like a mention in like Ripley's believe it or not. Yeah. Like that's another, it's like kind of secondary. I feel like all that stuff kind of got a little lame now that there's so much more stuff on social media. Right.

You got a revival. Now there's like new things every day where it's like back then it was like, oh, they made a big deal about it and did all this stuff. No, it's just, they have it. And how much is this cost? It's like $10,000 to come out. It's like five just to get them to like actually. I'm not worried about the cost. This is a pretty big investment for us, Ken, but we're willing to do it for you.

If they're going to come out, we might as well knock a couple other records out. Bro, we could beat this one. Fastest towed asphalt skiing, 69 miles an hour. He literally did it in a parking lot. They didn't even clear all the cars out of it. Ryan, can you even ski down a hill? No, I didn't say me. I just said, and yes, I'm a, I'm a pro.

efficient skier. I can drive the car. I just saw just an absolute ridiculous one. It was some guy like tap dancing or some shit. Like, do you think, Ben, like, we have a world record for like longest distance pulled on water skis behind a motorcycle? For sure. We could lock that one in. Yeah.

Yeah, actually. Yeah, that's 100%. This idiot's wearing the most neckties at once. Yeah. That's lame. His neck's not even that long. Like, so many of these are just like lame little. You just do something like no one else.

We could get them out here And they could see how fast Doug could eat a massive bone Doug's our shop dog I gave him a big bone and you polished it off This fish is driving? Greatest distance covered in a motion sensing vehicle

By a goldfish in one minute 40 feet I can't believe that Guinness World Records even entertains Wow dude that what a life of that goldfish When I knew Guinness was cooked Is when I watched the little show And like the finale for the craziest record was this guy had a helicopter with a pencil fastened off the bottom and there was a car

driving down the road with a pencil sharpener. It sharpened the pencil and they're like, oh, you get the world record. That's some accuracy right there though. I'm not like saying that the storage wasn't insane. I'm just saying a Cheetos are. 87K on a Cheeto. You could trade your Lambo straight up for this. The most expensive Cheetos.

How is Guinness World Records out here of authenticating Cheetos? Cheetos. Cheetos are. They'll do anything for 10 grand. Yeah, yeah, of course for the money. I do get a kick out of the, you can find them on eBay, and they'll just be Cheetos what they mildly resemble. Longest reverse ramp jumps.

Oh, shit. Bro went so far to flat. That was a good rock for that, then. I feel like we could do this. That was awesome. Bro, they didn't even set the jump up anywhere near. How far is it? 100 and okay 121 feet is pretty far

oh fuck he's looking does he go get this guy some mirrors I'm surprised he landed with his shit turn dude yeah no kidding you think you would have like hit it and been like all right straightened out for the landing boom oh this is the one I saw it's this guy putting out candles with his stupid little outfit on

granted he is pretty good at whatever this is whatever the hell this is he's pretty good at it it would it's a Welsh step dance medley I can't not see I can't not see shreds right now I actually really like it I just don't think that he should be getting any awards for it

Like this is some Tom foolery It's fun to watch But yeah No awards Maybe a cookie Yeah so I mean Guinness is willing to come out And give you an award for whatever

They're clearly willing to bend the rules of stupidity So If they're out here could we get bang for the buck? So we figure out what everyone can do and all of us hold a world record at the end of the day. I really hope they're not like, oh, no, no, it's 5K a piece.

What do you think the most free hot dogs given out in a period of time? Mike probably already beat that record. He just doesn't have it verified. The most matches held it knows. Like, come on, that's just lame, yeah. I might just mean Dalton get bored on like a Tuesday night. We should start trying some of these out.

You could probably do most hot dogs you could fit in your mouth. I definitely didn't think you were going to say most. Well, wherever you think you're going to be able to compete. Store the most dogs. No, but like Matt, like who thinks of that? Matches in the nose. It's just. Yeah, right.

They probably like, okay, there's nothing here. Let's just fill that gap. And then once he finds out he's got clearly some big nose holes, couldn't he just go down the list and be like, most matches, most markers, most crayons, like. Yeah, it does kind of. to get like at what point where do you draw the line i don't think they've drawn it yet so there's still a chance for us yeah what's the most world records one person holds dude i think uh we could look that up dude mr beast broke like a bunch in in uh his beast games i know that i don't know

if that's a world record but jesus broke like 40 this guy has set over 600 records since in 1979. He currently holds over 200 active records. Wow. Fastest mile while hula hooping in Australia, chin balancing the tallest pole in Turkey, and the fastest mile on a yoga ball in China.

Why don't we just make it like anything we do in Korma? Yeah, I was just going to say that. That is silly. What is the fastest mile on a yoga ball? I imagine you're just walking that son of a bitch. You seen the guy who does like 5Ks and shit? Yeah, underneath the bath. Or underneath a couch or in the back of a car.

He did a 5K and an MRI machine. It was old, but it popped up the other day when Ross Creations did the treadmill. It's like a treadmill on a go cart. Oh, yeah, so he's running outside on a treadmill? Yeah, but then, like, how he describes it is hilarious. He's like, I just wanted to find a way I could work out, but, like, be in nature or whatever. Get a change of scenery with my workout. Well, we're losing people to the bathroom.

I think, I think that's a nice week. A nice week of podcast. I think this is a nice podcast. What a weird way to put it. Yeah, I kind of blacked out. I agree. It was a nice week. That was a good week.

It was a good week. All right, boys. Well, I think that's a wrap for this week's podcast. You made it to this point. Thank you. Hit subscribe if you haven't. We make podcasts every Tuesday. And support us by buying some merch at ciboycTV.com or reboot.

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