Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken’s New Party House, Daltons Failed Prank on Evan, & The Drift Mansion

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

In today’s podcast the boys are outside at an airbnb with a drift track around it called drift mansion. We recap the previous nights shenanigans and daltons failed prank on Evan. We throw a party at kens house when he’s not there, and we debate the best burger and how to best raw dog a car ride. Ben reveals his time he got jammed up with the law and much more. Enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book a doctor with Zocdoc at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod #ad Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/WIDEOPEN #Bruntpod #ad   Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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at Shopify.com slash wide open. That is Shopify.com slash wide open. So are we good? Whatever makes it feel good, don't. You were gracious enough to let us throw a party at your boathouse. I don't know if I let you. You more so just kind of went there.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Holy. Go in the house, you might as well put a bidet in there. Like, I just... And it might be easier if I just go to jail. I might have messed up. I gave my sunglasses to Little Gav yesterday.

He said he already had a pair, but he just wanted to back up. And I was sitting there with holding my sunglasses, so I was like, you can have. What makes you think that was a messed up? Well, I have a 14-hour drive home and no sunglasses. Oh, no, I got you. I got shades. Oh, you do? Yeah.

You're the man. I might have messed up by wearing the same. shirt is these two guys. Bro, what's up with this? It's a hit. I mean, it literally, I think it was the bestseller out of the drop. It's a great shirt. I do love this shirt. It's just fired. It's in service. Such a good garment, too. It's perfect. Available at c.Ycv.com.

Yep. It gets you enter for a Lamborghini. Or actually, your choice of a Lamborghini. A Lamborghini Hurricon or a Lamborghini, yours? You guys are probably watching this, wondering what's going on right now. Yeah, we probably need to fill them in. This is our first podcast. I think we've ever filmed that side, right? Yeah, we've tried, but it's always been too hot. I think today was finally the right time.

Yeah, this is good. But we're in the middle of Missouri right now at this place called Drift Mansion. You'll see it in this week's video coming out. It's like this basically compound that has a mansion on it, surrounded by a drift track. And it's got this pool, tennis court, playground. Giant shop. Yeah, giant shop. Crazy cards.

It's just like the ultimate compound. I feel like this is what Money Mike's working towards. Like Money Mike's going to have a spot like this with just a bunch of stuff. That's what I heard you guys said. This would be my, like, retirement dream build. Which it would be. I didn't stop having fun since the time, like, since we rolled in yesterday. Yeah, I feel like we all did.

It was like, there's so many things to do. And then in the shop, there's arcade games, pool table, air hockey. And, like, there's so many things to do. And we did all of them. And we didn't even film half of them. Like, we were just straight up, like, in our, like, little kid element. The one that surprised me was the, like, four hours of tennis you guys played. I don't know why everyone's so surprised.

by that i didn't even know you knew like how to play tennis it was extremely extremely close game it was very competitive it was ben and spennie versus dalton and myself and i found out spennie's like the worst tennis player of all time really well he told me going into it i go you played tennis before and he was like oh yeah and i was like you kind of look like you would be good at tennis that's what i'm saying fantastic it seems me you guys had some communication breakdowns every now and then like yeah we were barking i was barking i was As Spenny was going to hit it, you're like, oh, my, my ball. And then he still just didn't have time to even react.

Yeah, we put it in an absolute shift on the tennis court, though. I don't know. It was probably two hours. The thing was it was so close. And with tennis, you have to win by two. It just kept going. They just kept playing games. I was waiting for my turn.

And literally an hour later, they're like, we're just playing best 13 out of 15 games. Dude, I haven't talked that much shit in a long time. It was fun, dude. We were talking a lot of shit. So this house is huge. How big is this house? Like 10,000 square feet? Yeah, it's like 85 or something.

It's a massive, massive house. The guy before, our buddy John and Taylor bought this. Oh, this is an Airbnb, by the way. I didn't say that in the beginning part, but we're renting this as an Airbnb. Yeah, so it's the only Airbnb with a drift track going around the house. I mean, as you would imagine. But anyways, the guy that initially built this place is it's kind of just in the middle of nowhere. in Missouri. He was like 26

and he's probably like Mike just like to have him fun. He was just like I need a spot to do everything. Yeah, he was down to send it and basically he built this massive house with the pool, the tennis court, obviously the drift track, this compound and then I don't know what happened to him but he ended up

selling it to these guys. I think he grew up. No, but do you grow up out of this? Like if you're into motorsports and shit like we haven't. And you can justify it, you're going to keep this. Yeah, I was like maybe he just couldn't justify it like he wasn't turning it into an Airbnb so yeah for sure i mean it's a lot of upkeep and also they've expanded it but yeah they did expand the track the track's like what twice the size of ours three times a size of ours it's pretty big probably three times and it is

dang fun this there's a turn behind us right now that evan and i were hitting yesterday and you have to come in pretty fast and i don't know i didn't think we'd be able to do it but what do you guys Think of Missouri. I've never been to Missouri before other than driving through. I like it. A little warm. A little warm. When we were in the gas station, there was a mix of a chicken place in a subway,

and they were selling catfish, liver, and gizzards at the gas station. That was pretty weird. And also another thing is I saw a handful of dead raccoons on the way here, and I knew when we got into Missouri, because the dead raccoons turned into dead armadillos. Shut up. You saw an armadillo? Couple, couple. For real.

I saw opossums. Yep, saw a dead possum too. But, and then they said that... Armadillo's the hard one? Yeah, they were like, you know you're in Missouri when you start seeing the armadillos. I thought they were like going to... I guess we are close to Arkansas. We're in the Ozarks right now.

I'd love to go to Lake Ozark. Me too. I mean, isn't it just like massive? Yeah, supposedly it's got more shoreline frontage than all of California. That's right. That's crazy. That makes absolutely no sense in my mind. Yeah, have you seen the videos of like the bars?

Well, Nelk did one there a few years ago. I really want to do them, but they have like bars with pool. So you pull up on your boat, and then you walk past the pool, and then there's like a triple Stecker bar. It was a backup plan for Mike's Bachelor Party, but he was like, ah. That would have been, yeah. He was like, I don't think it should be drinking focused. And I said, that's a good plan in Lake of the Ozarks would have been.

So we, we settle in Lake Powell. I think Lake Powell is going to be even better. It's just going to be a little less debauchery. Yeah, no settling there. I think we should do something on Lake Ozark. If somebody right now is listening that has a place on Lake Ozark and, like, has got spot yes and the boat and maybe something to do what would we do oh dude they do like poker runs down like super speed fast boats down here party cove there's like a bunch of different stuff

if you let ev how we doing oh we're doing pretty good mike how are you how are you doing this morning i'm doing good i actually woke up with a headache so i was kind of bummed about that but pretty bizarre to wake up with a headache you didn't even have any beers i know i stayed up too late didn't trick enough water. Oh, wait, where you up? I don't know about as late as you. I saw CJ playing video games on the couch, so about 1.30 a.m. Video games?

Yeah. I thought you were, like, I don't know, I thought you were just on your phone, and then I look over and you have it at eye level, and he's just ripping. What do you play on Switch? Well, I'll either play Tony, well, I already beat Tony Hawk's one and two remake. With every character? No. Doesn't count as beat there.

Well, I'm not going to play it with everything. You unlock a video clip for each one, I mean. Yeah. I didn't want to do that. Anyway, so I beat it one time then. But now I play the Super Cross game. It's pretty fun. I don't know.

I just play it for like maybe 30 minutes before. On the DS? Well, Alex got this Nintendo Switch and then she doesn't play it. And then I just started messing around with it one day because I was like, I got to see what this thing's about. Because you see kids walk around with them all the time. I'm like, it looks a lot better than a game boy. That's what I used to walk around with. So I got to test this out.

It's fun. It's not like a most amazing gaming experience. Why would Alex buy one? I think what happened is Mike brought Mario card over for Thanksgiving, and then we were all playing, and she thought it was fun since she got it. Okay. I think Olander has a switch, too. We rip Mario on it, and there's a bunch of two-player games.

It's actually pretty fun. And they put it up on the TV and whatnot. Evan just bought a PSP. Wait, our PSPs is as lit as I remember. I think it was a little less sick than I remember, but I exclusively use it, like, when we're on the plane to, like, keep it fun. So I don't burn myself out on it. So I've only used it like three times.

But yeah, it's got, it's like modded, so it has like a hundred games. Oh, that's pretty lit. Just in it, so. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah. Hey. That was sick. Hell yeah.

The other dope thing is that they all drive Zs here. And he has like five or six black Zs. I think they're on three. I think he said they actually have nine total. Totally. Holy. More than they're right here on property. I wonder what that cost to build a car like that.

Those things are nice. Yeah, they are. That's got to be like 40 years. Most of them are stock motors. Dude. They're hanging it. They sound sick. You actually looked better than that.

I'm not going to lie. You were hanging it out more than them right now. right now they're being you now they're hanging it out more than you the whole podcast i asked him to do two laps but three's good they had to get the tandem locked in yeah that was sick yep it's the end of an era boys why just my car's not going to break anymore okay that's insane for you to say bro like i don't know you went one time out of the last 17 times you've tried driving it and it didn't break that thing's probably going to light on fire

and load it on the trailer just because you said that. You're going to burn down our trailer. I kind of want to get these blocks for our track. It just looks a lot cooler, but also, if you don't put water in them, then they're just going to literally blow away. You could like half.

Are you... But then if you hit them, you're going to frick the bumper up. Right. Well, I... If you get a tree, you frick the bumper. I think... I think it's just in that. General, though, like in the middle and stuff. I'd say, let's say since he said there are 250 bucks

apiece, if we were to just line Hoon a corner with him. Yeah, Huna corner, I think, would be good. Yeah, and then you fill those with water because that will actually stop, you stop, bust, and then hopefully at least slow you down enough before you send the tree to the middle of the car. It's going to be cheaper replacing a bumper than replacing the whole front end or side of any car. I think so.

I'm still kind of a fan of the high consequence. It is true. I mean, it adds something to our track that nobody else has. It's very true, and it looks insane, but also I think it's really trained you guys. Like you hopped out here and you just were immediately good. I think like our track is more like adapt or die consequences and you guys have adapted. But also like it's maybe trained us in a bad way too because thinking like drift competitions, they have like the rectangle and it's usually against the wall.

And that's where you have to swing your back end into. I don't know. You did pretty good with that tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They hit a tree. But also what I love at the track here is that on all the edges of the track, they have like cement, red red and white i'd like to see that on our i like our island love it it's so sweet that i think

would be great it's got that little lip i don't know like any racetrack has i think all that's cement right yeah and then it like keeps the asphalt because the more we go off our asphalt keep chewing down it's gonna deteriorate deteriorate a little over time makes me feel good that they have asphalt too yeah this is asphalt it's just like uh i think more rocky yeah they got a little bit A different mix. Yeah. This is probably not as tacky as ours. It's just a couple years older, too.

Like, ours will eventually turn into that over time. I think it felt pretty similar to ours. They had mentioned, like, a lot of people are used to drifting on concrete and they come out here and it feels really tacky. Yeah. But for us, it pretty much felt cooler pond. Yeah, that was one of those things I kind of regretted about our drift track, but also it just wouldn't have been possible if we did concrete.

It would have been a million dollars. Yesterday, Mike was ripping and I was standing with them, talking, and they go, wow he's really going for a long time and then the drone pilot came in and goes wow i've never followed anybody around the track and they've drifted through a whole drone battery and then he went and got another drone battery and phil mica and then everybody started on jesus is he trying to blow that car up and they were just dogging on mike they were like dude i can't this guy is going to blow up his car what a dummy we have we have a good running car and then sure shit it came back in and it kept running it was weird i like looked over and it looked like he'd been flying the yellow

flag for like three minutes. Yeah, we were calling mercy for your car. Oh, no, like, did I blow power steering fluid all over? Like, what's wrong? He's like, your tires are about to blow. You were out there for like 10 minutes. Not actually that long. Just couldn't stop. And then he's like, what's your temp at?

And I was like, 2.23. Yeah, we thought you were boiling that shit, dude. The first thing we addressed was like, think how much the car overheated, so much so that started on fire. Ev, you got a little heated yesterday. Dalton smashed the cake into my ear for the second time. Yeah. Yeah, when Dalton smashed the cake.

Happy birthday, by the way. Why did you convince Dalton it was my birthday? We didn't have to convince him. Dude. Well, why did you just even mention it one time? We didn't. Bro. No, we didn't even mention it.

We didn't. It was the craziest thing. So we drove in three different vehicles here. We did groups of three. It was in my vehicle, myself, Ben, and Dalton. At about hour 10, Dalton must have been a little delirious. And he just kind of chimes in from the back seat. He goes, wait, is it?

Evan's birthday? Oh, so this is, like, you're, I'm sorry, when you said driving, I'm thinking we're, like, driving the cars on the track. You're talking, this goes back a couple days. This goes back to yesterday morning. Yesterday morning. Okay, sorry, yeah.

So you're driving him from the hotel. Yeah, and he goes, it's Evan's birthday? And we go, yeah. And he goes, oh, what the, why didn't anyone say anything? Like, what? Oh, he hates his birthday. Like, he doesn't like the attention. You know, he's like, oh, dude, what if I doubt?

decorate his room up and get him a cake and like, you know, surprise him. And we're like, oh, dude, he'd hate that. And me and CJ are in the front seat at this point. You guys are saying minimal words. Me and CJ are in the front seat laughing. Yeah, we're laughing. We're laughing. And he's thinking we're laughing at his idea.

Oh, my God. That's going to get him really good. But me and C.J. Just like laughing like, holy shit. This dude actually thinks that it's his birthday. The funniest part is he was there. It was my birthday when we were in Vegas. And we did like a little birthday dinner.

We had raviolis and wine. and had a great night, and he was sitting right there. I'm pretty sure next to me. Pretty surprising. I know. So anyways, he's like, well, we got to, can we stop a Target and get, like, all this birthday supplies for it? Yeah.

So we stopped there and, like, kind of the whole time, I'm just like, is this even going to make any footage, or are we just kind of doing this for the love of the game and Ben and I are just kind of just falling around? It's like, and he's getting all this stuff. And then we had to stop and get a cake. And then we drove here, and I kind of forgot about it. Tell, you know, he was M.I.A. at 11 p.m. at night, and then I realized they were setting up your room, and obviously you walked in and took the cake to the face.

Dude, I've never seen ever in my life someone so hilarious covered in cake. Yeah, you look pretty funny. You know, I've seen a lot of videos of people get in their face smashing cake. I've never, I could not stop laughing at the cake man that you turned into. I felt like it's kind of like in the movies and for comedy, like when you pie someone's face, The pies they use for comedy I usually just like whipped cream So it really like makes a mess

And I feel like that's kind of how that cake was It was so much fraud Just white frosting And you were just like oil based You're just covered in cake And you're just like pissed Well it made no sense Like it made no sense

Like why is Dalton in In my race car bed Hanging pink confetti Balloons And then he's standing with a cake Which I knew was Where that cake was gonna go And he tells you a happy birthday, and it's not even your birthday.

Yeah, none of it made any sense. I don't think I was pissed. I was just like, what are we doing here? Like, it's late. Why is this happening? And then when you guys said that Dalton actually thought it was my birthday, then it was hilarious. And he thought he was cranking you by making it known that is your birthday. I wish he was here.

I'd like to say, like, what made you think that? Where did that random thought? I don't know. I never got to the bottom. Because I didn't want to dig. Yeah, we weren't trying to, like, make him think. But yeah, you just kind of interrupt. Wait, is it Evan's birthday?

Yeah. Man, you two had to be stoked. Yeah, that one really just fell into our laugh. Yeah, you really hard they had to say anything in this whole troll. Dude, Dalton thinks that he's the one playing the prank on Evan by, like, celebrating his birthday. But it was like the reverse end of it where he was getting, it was honestly, it was a pretty stupid. Troll very stupid so stupid but it was he's learning it was our no no no like like all like all sides of it all sides of it I just like let's just let us see where this goes

it had to be kind of nice because you guys I'm sure got plenty of good laughs in but he thought it was just because you were in on the prank yeah yeah yeah we're laughing in Target as he's grabbing and he thinks he's being funny because like oh these ribbons are way funny like we're starting to laugh harder yeah these ones are good we're laughing harder And then, oh, yeah, he's really going to be surprised, you know. Did you take that video or did I see you? I took one. There's no one more surprised at a surprise birthday party than when it's not their birthday.

It's probably the best time to surprise someone. There's no inkling. Like, there's no chance with my birthday in May that I'm expecting a surprise birthday in December. Oh, my God. Look it to be so happy. You know that feeling when something's been on your to-do list forever, like finding a doctor? And it just sits there? well, we've all been there, but Zoc Doc is a game changer because Zoc Doc is a free app and website

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What did the banner on the wall say? Happy birthday, any excuse to eat? Any excuse to eat cake? That was great. Oh, Dalton, come in here. The most disgusting part of it, though, is, like, there were balloons floating around, and I saw one that looked like it should have been a helium balloon. So I thought I'd be funny, and I bit it open, and I, like, sucked air out of it.

And then I found out that Dalton had just blown it out. Oh, man. That was the second part of the break. Because you almost did that first. Yeah, it was like the first thing you did. You guys were exchanging. Yeah, because I was like, I wanted to like holler at like, what's going on here? But I thought it would be funnier if I was saying it with helium.

Dalton, what in the heck made you think that it was my birthday? One of Ben or CJ said something about a birthday. And I was like, oh, it's Evans' birthday. And then I thought it, I guess, until they told me. You remember that you were with me when we had my little birthday. About a month ago? Like, you sat next to me at the table. We ate raviolis.

You had a steak. Like, I remember it so vividly. I mean, I remember a lot of things vividly. too, but I guess that might have slipped my mind. What was your plan supposed to be? Because I know Evan kind of walked in on it. I think it went exactly how it was supposed to go. Yeah, pretty much.

I mean, the plan was set it up and then surprise him. And then he either would be at static that I surprised him with the birthday party or hated it. And he hated it. Because you just made a big mess and busted a cake. The cake was $2 and I cleaned it up. That was a $2. There's no way that was $2.

I don't believe that. It's not. It's not a box. The price of the cake either. You think Evan's worried about wasting our money? You think he's worried about that? That's the craziest thing of this whole thing. When I'm cleaning cake out of my ear, I'm not like,

well, at least it was only three bucks. Yeah, if anything, you wants a $100 cake in his ear. Dude, I don't think you have any right to bitch about having a little bit of cake in your ear after all this shit that you've done to me. I think that was... Supposedly, the cake in the face was some payback vibes, I guess. But to be fair,

That's the second time you put cake in his ear. And I only have one ear to begin with, and you keep messing with the good one. That'd be like, if you had one eye, I just keep poking the other one. Hold on, what has he done to you, though? You chased after me and wiped out. All that stuff's old news. I thought you guys squashed me. You guys have been, like, best friends for the last, whatever, six months.

I understand, but yesterday he kicked me off. He kicked me in the nuts for no reason with the camera. You kept him in the nuts? You kept poking my burger locker off camera for no reason. It was not off camera. We were filming it. He Bruce Lee kicked him. Evan, straight of karate job.

I mean, you should know by now that you keep poking the bear. The bear's going to fight back. I watch Ben poke the bear all the time. It doesn't fight back. I know, but I've explained to you why I didn't kick him in the nuts already. Why, because he pays your bills? No. I mean, it's a valid point, but that's not the reason.

I mean, to go back to your question. I mean, like, Sturgis, for example. Don't remember. All the times, I've brought you back from Zorba's. There's been a lot. of stuff that has gone on in the past four months that have built up and yesterday you pushed me over the edge and i will not get into the details of it but you did push me over the edge maybe you should consider that every once in a while you push me over the edge like yesterday what that's

exactly what i did you're winnie poo buried me one too many times that's your own fault you're you're not following the hundred-day challenge like the rest of the guys that would never have happened if you got rid of the belly honestly i love your belly it's pretty funny i love your belly you definitely are funnier with your belly I'm still an athlete underneath this. Tell me. It is impressive. I don't know.

One of these days when I, for some reason, don't have the craving for beer. I'm not sure when that will be. I'm sure it'll happen eventually. I'm pretty sure it'll just go away. I think I'm only like a month or two with no beers. I think it would shrink right up. Are you purposely trying to grow it right now? No, I'm definitely not trying to grow it.

I just can't seem to not drink beers. And beers go to one place, bro. Yeah, I know. I could see it. The locker. That's hard fat, though. That's not easy fat to use. rid of like that's hard bad it's more bloated than anything because it's

constantly full dude you try drinking 10 to 12 beers a day for the next six months straight just see what happens that's right see what happens i honestly don't think i don't think it's easy you think it's easy i'm not a piece of shit yeah i still make it to work every day i wake up before you even after 12 beers yeah but i have a disease you do have a problem like mike junior how it's almost worse like i know a lot of people people can say like, oh, I can sleep through anything. The noises I have heard from his phone, I can hear it like clear as day in my office across the shop. His alarm will go off for two to two and a half hours. It'll eventually stop and he'll still keep sleeping. Like the other day I went

and woke him up at like 1130. It is wild. Like we kind of graduated from waking mic up, but now we're still waking up another person. We got waked Alden up. You know, he's ripping videos way later than he should be, which is fine. That's true. Cooking. It's like when you go to bed late enough, you hit your, like, REM sleep, essentially as your alarm's going off. I think, yeah, I do go to bed late or too late sometimes. Yeah. But even when I do go to bed early, and I'm all caught up on my sleep, let's say go to bed or nine, I could sleep till 4 o'clock in the afternoon the next day, no problem.

I also have this alarm clock. It, like, vibrates your bed. It's called the sonic boom. It flashes, LEDs at you. It's like the loudest alarm clock in the world. And that still doesn't wake me out. What are you thinking about right now, Ev? He's got a vibrating alarm clock in his bed.

Can't wait until morning. He's not getting up on purpose. It is funny you bring that up, though, Ben, because I actually was thinking about the I have a bone to pick with you about your reoccurring alarm. Yeah, but I'm up. Why does it keep going off then? I just keep sleeping. I just snooze.

It happened in Wisconsin, which was after we closed down the bars, which closed at 3 a.m. And now one was tough. But even this morning, it was going off for like 45 minutes. Yeah, but something, like, I kind of like warming up the track. dude no that's awful that's so annoying exactly i hate that to everybody else we're in a mansion yeah we're in a mansion i could still hear it i agree ben i like doing the same thing like now i like warming it up a couple snoozes but you're you're right it's probably disrespectful dude once i'm up i'm up it's way easier do you alarm up and you just get up yeah i got to start

doing that honestly i think it's just a bad uh pace or tempo to set the day because like it's almost just like you're already procrastinating before you got out of bed You're already delaying your first activity. And you know you're not getting any more sleep. At this point, I don't even set alarms anymore when we go on our trips. Thank you. I made Dalton stop, because he would, like, set 10 alarms, and then I would end up turning him off. Like, we're getting up at 8, and he'd start setting his alarms at 6.

So then I'm, like, waking up. I'm like, what the fuck is this bullshit? He got it going off every 15 minutes. If you get in a real pinch, you can call the person, and it will at least snooze their alarm. It's a little hack. Smart. But it only gets you, you know, you're like five minutes or whatever, whatever a snooze is. What if you figured out when someone's, like, alarm goes off every day,

and then you just called them right on the dot. So that way the alarm didn't go off, and then they never woke up. Remember when you used to update, your iPhone would update overnight, and then your alarm wouldn't go off? That was an awful, awful bug. We were all late to things for that. I missed a test once, a final. Showed up late working for Dave.

That was, like, a defining moment of your life, I feel like. Like the amount of times I've heard about the time, the time. The one time you were late to work for Dave. And it was fun. In the Dave pot, he actually talked about it. He's like, I knew if I really got after, you'd never do it again. So are we good? Whatever makes you feel good, don't.

I mean, I say we're good. Until the next one. Yeah, I mean, there's no reason for you to be moping about this for the next week. Oh, I don't think I'm moping. You were this morning. I go, yo, I'm sorry about getting cake in the ear. You said something about the cake in my ear, and then I just like, with a smile on my face, said, fuck off. I don't think I'm really moping about it.

I was just laughing pretty hard about the whole situation, actually. I think you're so concerned about, like, things being cool because you don't know what I might cook up. I think it's way funnier when you guys are beefing rather than butt buddies. Jeez. Dude. That's waffles. I like when you guys get along.

We got to keep it civil, though. Just because I put cake in here, it doesn't mean you have the right to just destroy everything I own. What do you think he's going to do? I don't even know what to say right now, though. As far as I was concerned, everything was fine, but the more concerned I see you are about this, it's kind of got me cooking right now. Everything was fine when you came back from Zorva's

and got my truck and decided almost toast to trans. So now that you're pissed off, what are you going to do? We'll cross that bridge when we hit it. I got to finish loading up this trailer. Make sure to put two straps on the GMC. Ev, can you tell the story about when you woke up and the neighbor's dog was in your bed? Wait, what?

You got to give a little backstory for those who don't fully know. Waffles is the neighbor's dog. It's like a mile away. Always away. But Waffles is a really, really good dog. Like he just takes care of himself. He's outside pretty much all day. And Evan and Waffles have a, they love each other.

There might be like five, six months in between visits. Sometimes it's twice in a week. And I would say this time, Waffles had just been out on the track maybe the day before. But going from a good run, we really haven't seen Waffles at our shop. And normally we, you know, invite them in, give them a little treat or something. And I got home from the bar at like 1.30 in the morning and standing right by the front door of the shop was Waffles. So I was pumped. I was like, heck yeah, Waffles. Like, let's go hang out, watch TV for a little bit. Go in the shop and we're watching TV and

I fell asleep. And so I wake up at like seven in the morning. You have to go take a leak. So I walked to the bathroom basically with my eyes closed, take a leak, walk back into my room and just like get the living shit scared out of me. Because Waffles is just like standing their tongue out, just happier in hell. I'm like, oh my God, like, what are you doing here? You got to get out. You got to go home. He's like, bro, you lock me in here.

I would have assumed what we normally do. We hang out for like 10 minutes and then it's time to go home. Shoot him out. I fell asleep within that 10 minutes and then was very startled that he was still there. It's so funny. Moral of the story is I love Waffles. He is a good dog. It is just funny too.

Like, I always feel bad. if I don't let him in the shop. Like he'll be waiting and he wants to go on the shop and maybe you close the door. Then he'll run around the back and go to where the sliding glass door and look in and make you feel all bad. You're like, dude, I feel terrible,

but you are literally, I don't know if you've ever had a bath in your light. The stinkiest dog. So nice, but stinky. You just walk through the swamp. I think he does like this, like swimming in our pond and swimming the swamp. Yeah, for sure it does.

Some days, worse than others, but it's pretty dirty the other day, I'd have to say. I'll have to find the security camera footage of you letting waffles out. That's going to be funny. It was about, Ken said around 815 Waffles was in the parking lot, but I think it was closer to 7.30 when I let Waffles out. I think Waffles just stayed in the parking lot.

Yeah, that was, I didn't actually look for the clip when he walked outside the door, but he was like walking down the driveway. Yeah, judging by the timeline of the security cameras, it looks like Waffles hung around for about two hours waiting to get back in. Speaking of Baths, did you see that Sydney Sweeney is selling bathwater soap? Is that real? Yeah. How is that possible?

What's bathwater soap? Well, it's soap, but what they use is. is a droplet or a portion of water from a bath she took and then put it in. That's some simp shit. Could you drink it if you wanted to put soap in your mouth? Well, that's the thing. Essentially, no. There's one drop.

It's diluted into a bar of soap. It's like handing you a piece of toast with like a sprinkle of salt and then saying this is a salted toast. What would you do with that bar of? Clean my body. You clean my butt. Just because it needs a cleaning, it really has nothing to do with her being in the soap. I just couldn't use a good scrub. I did see your hinder yesterday when you were hopping in the bathtub.

Kind of furry, isn't it? I didn't look too close, but it was pretty dark. I don't know if maybe you can't get all the way back there. No, like, it was, there was a darkest coloration back there. And so I'm just curious, like, with your newfound beer gut, is it harder to reach back there or what is going on? I don't think I'm any bigger on the backside. Well, I'm just wondering if you're not as flexible.

or something like this may sound weird but when evan i forget what you were doing we were at the golf course i think i was taking some pictures and you mooned us i saw it was a little darker towards the second yeah see that's what i saw too that's what i saw too so i think a bar or soap for your hinder isn't a bad idea if i got a dark strip at my hinder what do you think this fella's got going on can there's no way he's got a cleaner butt than oh mine mine is clean boy would i like to find out prove it Taking a shower. Well, I, for one, I take a shower every day, at least once. I do too.

Debatable. But that's part of the thing. You just soap up and then. Believe me, I soap up. I soap up. Little old spice, maybe some head and shoulders with the menthol. It tingles. Really?

What kind of soap do you use in your hinder? Bar. Yeah, just whatever. You use the actual bar? No. Like swiping a credit card? What the fuck is this conversation? Yeah, this has gone south.

Dude, speaking of butts and cleanliness. We went to that Abbachi place in Appleton, and they had the most high-end bidet I've ever seen. I've never used one. You should have used it? So now I did. I didn't even have to go number two, but I sat down on that toilet and gave that bidet a test run

because I'm like, I've never used one. And if I'm going to use one, I want like a state of the art. The whole Japanese experience, yeah. Dude, it had so much. I want to do it in the comfort of an abachi restaurant. It had three. Well, it's not like he had it in the comfort of his home. If there's any time to use it, it's no.

Three different angles of spray, five different pressures, and a temperature control. How was it? It was amazing. So you think you'll get one? Man, I'd hate to see the price tag on that unit. But the best part was, is I was in there. Wouldn't you know, young boy walks in just as I'm drying off my now freshly cleaned and I go, Dalton, you got to check this thing out.

He took it for a test drive, too. right after me, but then he made the accusation I left the pressure turned up to Ken, I could actually see you having badees in your new house. Yeah, yeah, I'm planning on it. You are going to have badeus. I'm not surprised by that. And it makes sense for you. If you're building a house, you might as

will put a bidet in there. Like, dude, every house was built and like none of them have badee. I feel like every toilet should have a bidet on. Those are the best things ever. I think I got to put that on a shirt for you, Ken. If you're building a house, you've got to put a bidet in there. We stopped at a truck stop. I can't remember.

Yeah, they had some premium of badees. There was a big sign that says, like, bathrooms your mother would approve of. Like, hmm, they must have clean bathrooms. They had the same bidet set up as that Hibachi restaurant. Really? But, like, times eight, which seems awfully hard on it, knowing it's a truck stop. Yeah. I think, like, the walls of that toilet just looked like after, like, a mud truck comes in to get his...

God, gross. Like the car wash, but you're supposed to rinse it off outside before you bring it in. There's nothing worse. Some of these, some trucks stop gas, or bathrooms are super, super clean, and some are just, it's one side or the other. But speaking of your house, Ken, you were gracious enough to let us throw a party at your boat house. I don't know if I let you. You more so just kind of went there. It's like the second or third time.

Okay, and you gave Alex, CJ's girlfriend, the code, and you sent you the Wi-Fi password. Is that how it went? Yeah, I was pretty turned up, but all I know is we're on the boat, everyone's having a blast, except you weren't there. Because you were hanging with the other friends. And then they were like, we're going to Ken's. We're going to Ken's. I get there. Ken's not even fucking there.

There's all these people run around having a blast, and you're not even there. But it was an awesome time. So I was just going to say thank you. Yeah, yeah. Just, uh, just did you guys clean up when you left? Because I haven't been back there. I did. We actually cleaned up.

Yeah. You have like this almost like a tip bucket. And it looked like you were trying to stimulate some tips. So you did the old like, I'm going to put a little bit of money around it. So that way people kind of see and like, okay, people are tipping. I did happen to see one gal kind of clean up on the tips. Like she, she pocketed them. Well, initially that was an ice bucket,

and we were just using the edge to, like, hold the dollars when we were betting. Okay. And then nobody took the money at the end of it, and then it's just kind of sat there. You did slightly get robbed. But other than that, it was like $4. It's fine. Pop up. They took a 20.

Pop this video up, Brian, for the screen. Just that way they can really have an idea on what Ken was missing out on. Yeah, it was a rate. It was a rager. It was super fog. We had happy hour there with another boat, probably like 45 minutes prior to you showing up. Yeah, Ken wasn't missing out on shit. And then we left.

We went to go get supper. And I got a notification on my phone like, oh, there's motion activity. I was like, oh, that's weird. And I see you guys all prancing up the hill. And it's like, oh, nice. They're just late. You have a family cabin nearby and your cousin came over. And I go, yeah, it's just so nice that you have a, you know, like a neighbor that you know and whatever.

You know, you could have gotten a bad neighbor. He goes, yeah, like getting a neighbor. that throws a party when he's not even here he was joking but i was like oh yeah maybe maybe that's true are you worried about your partying ken i am changing the uh the door code this week so too many people in too many people know the door code already gotta get up what happened to your railing like you have this glass railing except there's a panel missing it's so like you can have a ladder you can pull up your pontoon straight there and you can have a ladder just go straight up the hill you're gonna use a ladder after you get off a boat no they just cut

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Know what? It's not being called that. That's whatever. All the locals are going on. No, no, it's not. We went over this. That's not the name that's been showing. chosen there there's still some names who gets to choose the name well me it's my property so

i feel like but the thing is is like it's a nickname so like nicknames don't really get to be chosen like you just kind of delta nickname and whatever sticks yeah yeah and right now the the shoreline impact zone is is pretty pretty low on the list for for nicknames that's all i've heard it got carron no we had it on camera yesterday there there's been a few other names dude they referred to your place as ken's pallas you want us to call that i don't even know if i say that in public i don't even know if i can say it on a podcast yeah we're gonna bleep that it's just supposed to be ken's boat house that's all it is that's the official name like that's on its birth certificate but the nickname you think it's still to be decided but i mean you know whatever six will

stick still to be decided we got away for the house to be done before that that can get a uh a nickname no i think you can have a nickname before the house it's just kind of like how your nickname or how your real name is can and then your nickname is gregg yeah you didn't get to pick i still have you in my phone was Greg, by the way. Yeah, why did you change that? That is the weirdest thing. It's got to be hard to find them. It is actually super annoying, but it is kind of circling back.

We're getting closer to his original name. Yeah, yeah. Do you like your name, Grant? I mean, it's a name. It does, like, I've been called so many different things. It's just like, they've been called worse. Yeah, you definitely been called worse. You like your name?

I've been called worse. It's kind of nice. It keeps like the banking and all like the financial stuff separate from the social stuff. Yeah. It is a lot tough. It is nice having. like a nickname that's not my real name. You didn't necessarily love Ken right

away and I know you don't love Shoreline Impact Zone so maybe you'll come around to it. I guess I refer to as the Shoreline Impact Zone because you know it's obviously a boathouse on the shoreline and there's some impact going on in I thought this was way more about clapping

boodies. It's like NFL's greatest hits montage every night with Ken and some single moms in there. Maybe not single. That too. it just depends you know i heard the beach was actually pushing back because they thought there was an earthquake all the rest of the houses around kens started falling into the lake it's like kens house a slab on grade he couldn't there wasn't a stick built structure they could take him

10 inches of concrete yeah it's like an airport runway underneath there i'm not quite as bad as gavin but uh we're we're there not not wrenched What's up with that little, little GAV? That kid was straight up, possibly Gavin's offspring. I mean, he had the hair and he kind of was built like him. He definitely could take a fall. Yep. He had the hair.

He was built like him. He talked like him. He acted like him. And he was just, I just love the little dude. I love how they make him wear a helmet after 9 o'clock. We should do that with real Gavin. I agree. Like, it makes so much sense.

Like, oh, shoot. Yeah. Nine o'clock, Gav, you know what time it is. Dude, he just was wearing the helmet the whole time. time and honestly it was exactly the kind of helmet Gavin would wear I was just laughing so hard like so he was pretty stoked to meet us he's one of the guys here's sons little kid yeah we were just like hanging out with him letting him hang with us and while we were playing tennis you got to get the balls for us but you got to be like a ball boy and like sprint to go get him so he was doing that and then

I don't know who told him to do this but he looks over at me after he'd been at the net on his knee yeah he's like an official ball boy yeah which was official but then he like he was there for a while and i was just kind of chilling watching the game and he goes can i get off my knee i'm like can you get off your knee what he's like i can i stand up my knee's hurt oh my god i was like yeah yeah what who told you you had to stay kneeling he made he pointed that he was committed fucking should offer that kid a job dude he was committed yeah he was he was dialed too it was on it Gavin is kind of like an 11 year old honestly he is like they have similarities and just they're stoked all the time tons of energy

He has, like, 60-year-old qualities and 11-year-old qualities. And then all jammed into a hell of a package. One heck of a package. That kid in the next 10 years will become Gavin. Like, that's just who he's going to be. He's just like, well, I'm probably going to change my Instagram name now. Little gap. We should get him a three-wheeler for his birthday.

He already has one. Oh, he already has one? Yeah. Okay, that's even better. One 10 at home, he said. Oh, the best one. And he said, but it doesn't run. And we said, well,

Sounds about, right? Yeah, just like all of Gavin's. Seafone, ether, and some duct tape, baby. Yeah, that kid was funny. Once we started calling him Little Gab, you know, and telling them all, like, the Gavin things to say, like, can I hit the ditch? Oh, baby.

He was loving it. Don't tell me that. Have fun down there. Did you guys see the Mr. Beast hit 400 million subscribers on his main channel? Crazy. I heard about it. 400 million. That's the most, right?

It was the first channel in history. Really? Yeah. So he's the most subscribed to? What's the second? I thought it was T Series. Even close? T Series, I think it's like 300 million, though.

I can explain it. Just a real quick synopsis. T-series is like an Indian YouTube channel that like every time somebody that signs up for YouTube in India is automatically subscribed to T-series. That's kind of cheating. It's bunk. That's pretty cheated. That's the channel where they're posting like a ton of videos every day.

He is so far ahead of T-series. That's so true. T-Series at 295 and Mr. B's at 400. 400. Beast has multiple channels. But the crazy thing is if you look back not very far, two, three years ago, Mr. Bees had less than T Series and now is just crushing. But yeah, Evan goes, that's like being friends with Tom on Myspace.

Yeah, everybody has to do it. Who's Tom? Sorry. You missed the Myspace area. Yeah, I did. Oh, man, it was great. Tom was the founder of Myspace. And then when you made a Myspace account, he was your first friend.

And it was just the same profile picture for years and years. Yeah. Yeah, just him just thumbs up. Whatever happened to that? Everyone started using Facebook for whatever reason, and then MySpace went extinct. Probably a way better reason, but that's the way I looked at it. So no one ever bought it. We should buy it, MySpace marketplace.

Soldier Boy was like the first, he like. I think like Soldier Boy, like, that was like a big part of him popping off. Like the whole crank that thing was like in the prime Myspace. It was on MySpace. Yeah. The original going viral. Yeah, you just popped off at the right time. He was also kind of on YouTube earlier.

I'm pretty sure there was a video of Soldier Boy on YouTube, flexing how he got the Xbox 360 and he like bought every game at the store. Times are different, man. He's like, every game, every game. He's like flipping through it, just slapping them down. I remember his thinking he was so cool that he had Soldier Boy on his sunglasses lenses. I'm like, man, how does he even see? But he looks so cool. I just liked his oversized shirts. Yeah, oversized shorts too. 5xL tall teeth. Yeah, dude. What a time. Yeah, does everyone remember cranking their first Soldier Boy? Yeah, dude, 16 years ago. Isn't the most viewed music video.

I feel like he's up there, but I think it's Trinidad James. Really? All gold. Maybe now it's gotten passed up by like some current song, but for a long time, I'm pretty sure Trinidad James had like the most viewed music video. I think it's like Opam Gangdom style now or something like that. It's actually Baby Shark.

Checks out. Dude, if you want to make a lot of money, being a YouTuber, be a kid's content creator, and all you have to do is just make like three videos and a parent will just... We ever? Yeah. Like Baby Shark.

A parent will just play it. That's a hit song. On a repeat. No, it'll just play it on repeat. Because little kids don't get sick of watching something a million times. Yeah, it's Baby Shark and not even close. Baby Shark has over 7 billion views. The next one is Despacito with just under $3 billion.

It's a lot. That's crazy. How many views do we have on our channel in total? Like 1.5. Wow. We should make a kid's song. We could all dress up in little fuzzy outfits. We'll just put you in a morph suit with googly eyes on it.

1.66 billion views. I actually love that idea, Mike. That would be pretty funny. I do. I have some stats on Mr. Reese subscribers if you guys would like to hear it. I'll hear him. With 400 million subscribers, it makes him the third most populous country in the world if he was a country, beating out the U.S. So it's only like India and China above him.

So what? There's like 350 million people in the U.S.? Yes, exactly. So that's like every single person in the U.S. across a whole country, plus 50 million. Holy. Straight up respectfully. Who would want that?

I would not want that. I would not want that. I don't even know if he wants that at this point. It's just too much. It's just too much. And then it's like you can't just even stop. Like, it's just too much. Yeah, there's no outdoor boys retirement for him.

He could. That'd be insane if he did. If all of his subscribers held hands, they could go around the earth 6.6 times. Wow. They could fill 224 Olympic-sized swimming pools with, P per day. A lot of piss. And then if he bought everyone a five guys burger combo, it would cost him $5.2 billion.

Wow. Shack would be pumped. Oh, is he owned five guys? At least at one point, he was a big investor with them growing. I don't know if he's still done. I just wanted to throw a little shade at five guys for having like a $20 burger combo. I like the fries are whack. The fries suck.

The burgers are really good. There's nothing wrong with the flavor of the food. There's something wrong with the price tag for the flavor. I can't believe money, Mike's saying that. Maybe it's saying something then. But, yeah, just five guys. How often do you fucking eat at five guys? I don't even know what the price is.

Dude, like never, because their prices are so much. It's probably like 20 bucks for like a pop burger and fries. I haven't eaten there in a very long time. But when I do eat there, I'm very impressed with the burger. Food's good. Burger's good. As a burger connoisseur, I'm not overly impressed. Really?

What's the best, though? From the burger locker game, where's the best burger? Maybe list this like three. Three of your top burglars. Okay. The one spot. that I don't know the name of, but it was two Texas toast grilled cheeses

with a double cheeseburger in between. It was when we were in Utah. Yeah. So shout out to that place. That was a top tier burger. If I have a tummyache the next morning after too many beers, some about a good old-fashioned McDouble really soothes the tummy. Great.

It's a good burger. Yeah, it's like as far as fast food burgers go, I don't know if you can beat a McDouble. It's not like the best one. It's just very consistent. And then, yeah, I don't know. That's all I got. I don't know who has the best.

burger i just don't think it's five guys dude ryan loves mcdonalds i don't know if you even know it but the amount of times i've heard you speak about mcdonalds on this hundred day challenge is quite a bit i think it's because i don't get to go there now you still can you can't you can do whatever you want i can't but like i'm trying not to you know i just can't imagine i just can't imagine missing mcdonalds it's just a good burger i don't know if anyone can say that mcdonalds has a good burger he just did hey i i know it's usually when i'm driving to and from home but i would say at least one time a week i'll slide through there because it's like right halfway point from where i'm starting where i'm going and it's i know what i'm going to get it just always so fake it just

tastes so fake to me everybody that can't stand macdonalds is nodding their head in agreeance and everybody that eats macdonalds is not uh like at least five guys feels like you're eating a semi real burger real piece of meat yeah yeah i agree with With 100% what you're saying, and I think that McDonald's is bad for you, I just literally there's something about those delectable little patty. I feel like the only time you should be eating McDonald's is if you're an extreme pinch and there's nothing else to eat. I disagree.

I'll take it over. Yeah, 75% of like fast food chains. Are you running it over at gas station? Evan has a soft spot for gas station. Dude, my big thing with gas station food is, is like, when we're traveling long distances, I hate burning an hour sitting at like Chipotle when we got places to be. I'd be like, let's just grab an egg salad and keep trucking. Evan hates Chipotle.

I think it's vastly overrated. It's fine, but I think it's really overrated. I don't think it's insane, but I do like it because it's moderately fast. It's price fair, and it's not terrible for you. I think it's like a relatively clean meal. And this is the last thing I'll say about McDonald's. You guys are talking about five guys being expensive. McDonald's is fucking expensive.

It's shit food and it's expensive. I can get in. out of there for under 10 bucks really a mcdouble a fries and uh and a blue paw raid is like ten bucks on the next yeah i guess that's fair but if you don't get a macdub if you get a normal sandwich dude the sandwich is like five bucks last time i went there i remember spending like sixteen dollars and thinking how the fuck did i just spend 16 dollars at macdonald i could have just gone to an halfway decent place what's a halfway decent place five guys chipotle chipotle is Chick-fil-A.

Chick-fil-A. I love Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A does have a good chicken steak. Even Starbucks, I think you just, like, get, like, some of their egg bites, some coffee, but we've been running, we've been running raisin canes. Ooh, so good. I had a dream about Houston's hot chicken last night. That place was fucking good.

Houston's hot chicken was good. That honestly was, yeah, the best, like, of all of them, I think. Is that even considered fast food, or is that moderate fast food? It's that medium range. I don't know what you call. I'd say medium. It's like a five, guys. It's like a medium range, yeah.

When it comes to chicken, I'm putting my eggs in the Dave's hot chicken basket. I haven't really. I haven't been there either. It's hot chicken is good. It's good. It's good. Yeah. What do you guys sing at Jimmy Johns?

Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. They toast them now? Yeah. Yeah, they have three different toasted subs and they are good.

Really? I just think for the price there, it's not that sophisticated of a sandwich. No. Is it a point? Are you running into a subway? Fine, but if I was going to choose, I'd go to Subway because there's just more to it. Like, you can put anything you want, granted. I'm not saying Subway's good, but, like, you just got more options.

Yeah. I love Jimmy Jones. It's my favorite restaurant. Is it? Yeah. Like, that will literally, like, I mean, I'm a pretty happy guy, but that will make my day no matter what if I get Jimmy Johns. I got Spenny to order his first gargantuan on the way down the other day. Yeah.

It's not necessarily a secret menu item, but it wasn't on that menu. Yeah, I don't know. I think they don't, I think it's hidden there somewhere, but yeah, they don't openly display it like they used to. But I didn't know about it until Evan either, and he got himself a gargantuan, which is basically a sandwich with just all the meat. You know, there's some lettuce and tomatoes and onions and it's a big sandwich, and Spenny got it for the first time. And Evan had his polished off legitimately in like four minutes. It was insane. You finish that?

Easy. And I'm over, yeah, it was just funny. I ate half, save half for a couple hours later. And I, dude, it was just insane. And not necessarily that you could eat the whole thing Because it is big, but it's not that big But the fact that you ate it all Before we even got on the interstate

Part of it is though Like I don't know When you're getting into some like Bone in wings Do you ever go like I'm just gonna like Knock these out Because my hands are getting to be a mess

And I don't want to like clean up And that's kind of how that sandwich is it Just happen It's so big it falls apart when you're eating It's like I'm just going in Taking it out and then cleaning up once Kind of the MD foodie boys right now I feel like reviewing our food

You guys, the kids, the review food? They just did an episode with Jake Paul. What? I got to see this. They don't have much to say, though. That's what's funny about it. Because they're children, and they don't like food. That's why they get memed.

It's so funny. It is funny. I guess I've seen the clips and it's like, what kind of chocolate do you like? And then the kids just like, I like milk chocolate. Nice. Yeah, I like milk chocolate too. What do you like? I like dark chocolate.

Okay, yeah, dark chocolate. That's pretty good, too. Like that's like It's funny Yeah it is funny Nice little kids though I like them I think they got a bright future

You guys ever watch Cooking with Sean and Marley That's one of my favorite food channels I watched the Theobon one Yeah That was a good one Yeah They're always getting angry at each other

It kind of reminds me It kind of reminds me of me and Dalton Trying to do anything They have a lot of good guests on That's pretty cool Whip up some pretty good food That's what you watch Your Cooking Network show

It's in my algorithm Yeah it pops up And it's one of those things Like I don't think I've ever seeked it out but when it pops up I tap in. You ever watch one where the girl takes a bunch of edibles and then does makeup to her face? Those are

it's actually so funny dude you love it. Is it so funny? Is the makeup just insane or what? Yeah she's like really really talented but just gets to the moon and then does like some crazy makeup thing like she'll take like a paper bag and then turn it into some

crazy thing yeah exactly and then she'll call her husband in and then reveal her look and they just geek for like a minute straight it's so funny oh like it's a good joke well yeah they're like having fun with it it's like i think the last video she posed was probably like six seven years ago it's like that era of youtube like sitting in your apartment bedroom on a webcam and you just set up and just for 30 minutes she just does this crazy thing and it's pretty funny that was kind of before like edibles and that kind of stuff was more right normalized too i wonder she was definitely

getting clicks kind of for yeah it was like a wild thing to be doing taboo it is crazy that in Minnesota, you can just buy at the bar a THC drink. That's still wild to me. Do you remember, like, it was about a year ago, because it's been legal for longer than that, but up in Duluth it had been around for a while, and I was with you guys, we were at some nicer restaurant. I don't remember where, and I asked if they had it, and the waitress pretty much scoffed at me, like, we don't have that here.

Yeah. And then, like, oh, we're small town, old school, you know? But then a few months later, now everyone has it. All the umbrellas are freaking giggly. It is wild, dude. It's like when I was in high school, if you were smoking marijuana, it's like, that kid is a loser. Like, the parents are, like, my kid's going to be a loser. He's probably not going to be a loser.

He's never going to amount to anything. And now it's like, it's so normalized. I don't necessarily advocate to do that kind of stuff. I think that you're probably a lot better off not doing it unless there's some kind of medical benefit for you. But it is crazy how, like, if my friend's parents found out that, like, oh, he smokes marijuana. We don't want our kid hanging with him, this, that, or the other, you know, he's going to be a drug addict.

Yeah, now those parents are probably at the bar sipping on a THC soda. Yeah, it is wild, how quick it turned around. But still, yeah, I don't advocate for it. But, you know, I've been on the CBD a little bit. I've thought about graduating maybe up and dabbling in the THD. I haven't done anything like that since high school. Gateway drug. CBD is a gateway drug.

I haven't done anything like that since high school. But, you know, it is legal now. so technically I could try it out, but I don't know. Yeah, THC is a huge step from CBD, Siege. Is it? Yeah. Well, I crashed my G-Wagon on CBD, so I don't know if I need to, you know, be on the THC. Maybe if we get in, like, a controlled environment, like pillows, like, padded walls, then I'm ready.

Well, bro, last time I saw you on the THC, you, your Xbox controller shut off and you fell asleep into the fridge. Yeah. I guess that wasn't high school. That would have been probably nine years ago, but yeah. He ended into the fridge, bro. Into the freezer. Were you overheating? No, it was just because I was with Jake Sherbrook.

You couldn't find the right. Dude, Jake's just such a dick. Jake's just such a dick. Like, I don't do that kind of stuff. They do and they're like, oh yeah, like more, more, more. You know, they just thought it would be funny to overdo it. Pure pressure. Yeah, and I didn't really know.

And I, okay, we'll do some more. So after my Xbox controller turns off, they're like, here you here let's get let's get you in a spot like get you comfortable they like get me all comfortable i'm chilling and then jake like comes in he's like hey you should really watch just like this like this is like a really fun thing to watch when you're doing this and he puts this like really trippy like weird video that's like supposed to basically like fuck you up like when you're in not a clear state of mind and like he's trying to like just like make me scared or something i don't know what he was trying to do but i caught onto it luckily and i was like get this

fucking thing out of here dude like nightmare nightmare nightmare yeah dude i just remember having this grin on it's like oh yeah now you need to watch this dude they did that to me the first time i ever got high too what what what's definitely done that what music video is that it's yamburgini high that's no it wasn't the music yeah that they showed me weird thing it was it was like a fucking 30 minute thing it is funny because like ben and i have been running around our entire life we never once got in trouble Never once. Never once.

And then, you know, you guys are all hanging out and I stay home. This dude gets a freaking minor. Yeah. Because you guys weren't looking out for him. Yeah, that was crazy. That made me think of it when you were like, yeah, they were like, got me all over, overly high. That was the first night I ever got high. And then you got a minor too.

Yeah. You weren't with that night? No. I would have probably had you home. You wouldn't have got jammed up. You would have. CJ was a good, good egg. I would have looked out for you.

That was crazy. the only way that's where it all went south the only way it could have been better for you is if you would have spent the night in jail better well then you could talk about it like back when i was locked up you know i did this and that you know then they're like damn he's hard the cop asked me if i wanted my daddy come and pick me up or to spend the night in jail and i had a good long hard think on it and i was like uh probably my dad yeah but it might be easier if i just go to jail yeah It might just be easier. I do have something to say about those THC sodas that they now sell in bars. If someone ever wanted to make a billion dollars, they should just make one that isn't 10 milligrams. Oh, they're five, five's and tens.

Five and tens. They should make, like, ones. Like, what do people do when you go to a bar? You decide to drink a beer because it's like, all right, I can have four beers and not be blacked out. It really depends on your tolerance. 25 to 30, I feel like, is a pretty standard dose for an average person. And so, I mean, that's like six. That's like six, five.

I have like one of those and I'm like completely out of it. That's basically if you pulled up and hadn't drank in six months, I guess one year. I feel like they're selling moonshine right now in there. Like it's so strong that like if someone's like you even want to sip, I'm like I could have one sip otherwise. Like it's not going to be good for me. Like if you just sold a real diluted one, I need the Coors light of THC Seltzers. You could sit in the bar and have nine. of them and then just, you know, go home and watch a movie and actually be able to focus on.

I think you should just stick the beer, Ryan. I'm going to. I'm going to. Yeah, Ryan, I guess my issue with it is like, dude, I shouldn't be in public high. Yeah, I think too. I shouldn't be talking to people high. I think you'd get used to pretty, pretty quick. It's like if you only do it like once every couple years, I understand how you feel uncomfortable, but do it just a few times and enjoy the ride. More of like a go home, sip on one of those go watch a movie. Yeah, and private. Do it alone.

Or just do it sober. Just enjoy the movie, you know. Watching a movie is plenty fun the way it is. You don't need to, you know, be under the influence, can. I know it's a wild concept, but just something to think about, you know. What do you guys think about rodogging flights and, like, raw dog and car rides? I've never tried it. What's it like?

These two raw dog car rides, no music, no nothing. I do, too. I raw dog, no music a lot. It's nice. It's peaceful. You think that's part of getting old? Like, I remember my dad. Like, I used to be like, oh, my God, how could he possibly be driving in the car without ox?

And then now I get it. Yeah, let's say you're in high school, like, 16 to 20 years old. It was all the excitement to turn your car on and then get your music going. I mean, like, I had stops. That's because you were listening to your parents' music your whole life before. Right. Now it's like, I can listen to whatever music I want, and you can be as vulgar as I want, as loud as I want, as loud as I want.

And then, yeah, I think it is part of getting old. I either want my music at, like, max volume or nothing at all. Really? Yeah, Ken, I hear you come home sometimes. This bumping, dude, that Tesla's quiet. But, dude, it's just, like, freaking EDM concert. And this guy pulls in, you know, lasers. I look out the door and, you know, the garages have windows.

It's like, fucking lasers going everywhere. I'm like, this guy has a disco ball on that thing? You learn something new every day. No, I feel that. I think also for me, it's just nice not having. to think about like okay what song we're going to play next like if you're just thinking or like you kind of locked in your thoughts i don't want like music distracting me i think podcast really messed it up for me still like i just literally can't decide whether or not to listen to a podcast or music

and so i just kind of don't do it sometimes at all yeah i mean it's nice you could probably bang a couple pods out in a week with your drive you know oh yeah exactly but instead honestly in the mornings just the mornings i just don't listen to music or podcast it's weird the only time i would rod dog is like when I was doing construction and if the day really kicked my ass I was just like I can't even turn the radio on you just drive home in silence I think it's starting to rain yeah we got some dark clouds coming in I guess that's the I think that's the sign dude this is a great podcast first ever outdoor podcast and uh we got rained on so I think we did it drift cars went by at the drift mansion that was sick we got a 14 hour drive home this is awesome time

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