Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Kens Shocking New Look, Seeing Your Doctor at the Bar, & Evans Lingo Revealed

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

In today's podcast, Ken has a new look, the rain is making it very hard to build our track, rev limiters, Seeing your doctor at the bar, being on live tv, Ben Turns down a TEDx talk, Ryan Saves cormorant from a forest fire, Kyle Busch got punched (Ben's happy), and how many beers we could drink in a day and much more. Enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Download the Zocdoc app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Get 20% off your first order at https://www.liquidiv.com and use code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The last time I hung out with that crew, I got my appendix taken out the next day. It's like the Latin road of most of these words. I guess you could say like the northern road. Money Mike strikes again! If the truck looked like that, can you imagine what I look like? I can't. Thank God we don't have footage of that. That's what I like about you have.

You know, even when you're not on the clock, you're still practicing. I just think you're being a puss. No, no, I think that we have... Puppies and coffee. this podcast is brought to you by puppies and coffee and everything else Ryan just said rich is liking this he's sitting in the crowd right now shout out to puppies and coffee if you guys like coffee you're going to love puppies and coffee so the act is I'm not just saying this because the owner is sitting right over there and we may or may not be does he have a gun to your

head we may or may not be in debt to him and need to give them 14 plugs throughout this podcast Rich got here on Saturday and it's Friday And he's got one day of dozing in the rest of rain Dude this is crazy It's never rain this much I swear it's never rain this much In consecutive order And then Rich gets here

Who's our track builder Our good friend Rich Maybe we'll have Rich come on At the throughout the podcast But dude it is not a stop drain And Rich is just chilling There was so much water on the patio last night The worms were swimming

It was like four inches of water and there were just worms swimming. Is that how they ended up inside? Like, I saw worms, like, throughout the shop. Yeah, I think that deck door maybe was letting in a little moisture. I don't know. They got in somehow. I can't imagine that you had a late night extravaganz out there

and somehow left the door open off. Never. Maybe dragged them inside. No. Ken? I don't want to talk about it. It's growing back, though. I hate it.

Honestly, he's kind of growing on me. I hate it. I like it, too. I wish I would have stayed Evan for at least another week. I hate that you didn't leave your goatee for more than 24 hours. You had the longest goatee ever. I tried to trim it, but I trimmed it way too short. And then I was like, fuck, I got to go all the way now.

Really? So where, how did you get too short? Do you realize you had to take the whole thing off? No mustache, nothing. I grabbed the wrong guard. And it was like, oh. The three guard, not the seven guard. Classic.

Three is still pretty long. I cut mine at two all the time. And this is a lot more than, this is a two. That's probably three. Maybe mine's weird, but it was, it was this short. and I was like, ah, shit, now I've got to do everything that length. When was the last time you had your facial hair this short? Probably early college or high school.

Wow. That's kind of crazy, Ken. When you pulled up the other day, I thought you were just some random dude. I walked in the door, Rich didn't even recognize me. Exactly. Like a naked mole rat. Yeah, I'll admit that I was startled because I saw you sitting in your chair, working away on your computer, and you turned around.

It just took me a second to process. I just never, I didn't even know you back then. Was it sad to lose one of the Evans? Did you have, like, a little PTSD from that? I was sad. I thought you were going to be goatee gang for at least a week. Maybe I'll just grow it out and keep trimming that in. I think it's a good look.

So for some context, like we were saying earlier, our friend Rich is here. He's our track builder. And the more time that we spend with Rich and Evan together, the more that we realize that Rich kind of looks like just Evan's dad. Not my actual dad. No, he could be your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you guys have the same look.

Yeah, pop the picture up I took it. Yeah, identical. Yeah, we were like, you know, looking at the two, we're like, damn, Rich, you, you, you, you could almost go on like a, like a little boot camp with Evan and like, you know, try and be him for a day or two because he was, you know, hanging out with Evan and they were like going out and he was kind of just living the Evan lifestyle, honestly. And then Ken was like, yeah, you know, oh, uh, oh, maybe go on the Evan lifestyle too. Well, he just saw them going out to eat and drinking.

He's like, I can do that. I was like, fuck it. I got to trim my beard anyways. Might as well just do a goatee with Evan. And then we got them all dressed up the same and then kind of had... Well, Rich also shaved his beard. Right, right, right. And then made a day out of it.

So I don't think the video is out yet, but extremely entertaining to see the three of you. My favorite part is every time Rich is here, I mean, he's in the dozer. If you see him, you might see him standing next to or in a dozer. But this time, we just like put him in, you know, kind of through the ringer, but put him on a pit bike. Yeah. He was saying today we went to a local establishment and had food and drinks for lunch. pretty rare on a Friday but he goes man I don't know if I'm cut out to be Evan for this long dude I don't think anybody's cut out to be Evan and I was just thinking man heavy is the head

that wears the crown everybody wants to be the king until they feel the weight of the crown this is nothing rich just wait until it's Monday and it's time to film that's when everyone else would bow out of being Evan yeah that's what divides Evan from being you know that's what divides the phonies from being the real deal you can't just have long hair and shave in a goatee and Yeah, just drink all weekend, and then you'd think, oh, I'm Evan. I couldn't handle it after 12 hours. I'd get rid of that thing. So what did you dislike about being Evan the most?

Like you, because you did not have the goatee for very long. You're always complaining about stuff. It's always other people's problems. You can only be a piece of shit for so long. Dude, I was waiting for you to be like still kind of playing into it. I thought, basically I thought being Evan was like a little Cheeto. I thought for sure that Ken was going to adapt to the Evan lifestyle so much that he was going to fill his car up head to toe in the black ice and that would have just been the just the air freshener yeah yeah just the cherry on top black ice is nice I don't know it's most terrible it ruins a car it ruins a car makes it smell cheap yeah but it goes away in like two days I don't know if it does like a cigarette it's like smoking a cigarette in a car you never quite

lose that smell. It's like 99% gone, but it's never full gone. Yeah, I agree. Once it's in there, it's in there. I think that there's like a certain type of person that uses the black ice. And usually it's like if you never, ever clean your car and it just smells so bad, you have to cover it up with something. Evan. On the flip side, mine's filthy. Smells like black ice. No, a truck smells like there's mushrooms growing in there. Probably because it's a work truck, Evan. and it gets abused. Okay, so throw a black ice in there for everyone else's pleasure.

That would not. Like, at first you're like, okay. And so then I show up to the shop every day, hop out and I'm feeling loopy because it smells so bad. Well, I get like, okay. Why do you like it, Mike? I just think you're being a puss. No, no, I think that we have, I think that we have, uh, you know, a nice truck.

It's got 2,000 miles on it and it's already getting a black ice throwing into it. It still smells like new truck. It just made, I agree. After a while, you got so riled up. Like, I've seen you, like, trip about, like, way less about crazier things. So then we just started putting black ice in just to get you going. And it did. Yeah, no kidding.

It just doesn't smell good. It's just funny. They're putting it in there. What are they even trying to do? Like, it's not even working. No, it is working because it was for you. Well, congratulations. I guess it did work.

Black ice air fresher's work. Well, everyone comment down below. you guys think black ice smells good and would you put it in a brand new forward i wouldn't put it in a brand new car do you think that is a good we did we did we never put that as a listener back home no we never did it was the cummins i never did okay put it in the commons another new review well there's a work truck that has a lot more miles in 2000 i have another game you know it's kind of seems to be a bit of a tradition evan comes on the podcast and i have a little game for him to play uh i'll describe a word or an item

or a thing and then you say your term for it your lingo your secret lingo okay i don't think i understand but okay how could i help explain better i don't know just because they probably won't understand it's basically just like a game like you say a word and then i say what i think about the word you don't know like what you call it oh okay okay okay okay when someone says this like you say couch i say chesterfield sure precisely that all right that's the first one uh speaking of the couch a tv Remote control. Remus.

Remus. Where is the Ramon? The remus. I call it that. Oh, man. I'm not even... Where's the remus? I think that just goes back to being a kid.

We just, for some reason, it was funny. Like, I think there was like a... I don't even know. We just call it the remus forever. You call it the remus? Yeah. You do too. For, what's your reason?

Like, we just think because it was funny. No, dude. I've just said that. That's just, where's the remis. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know where... That seems interesting. Very bizarre, I guess, that both of you.

Like, I've never heard that. We call it the Ramon, too. Where's the Ramon? Where's the Ramon? What would you say when, you know, you might have done something to get yourself in a little bit of trouble? It sounds like I got jammed up. Jammed up.

Micah was riding his dirt bike. He fell and he ripped his trousers. Oh, yeah, trousers. His pants. It was a very complex way of explaining it. Yeah, that was answering for you because you're slow today or something. Well, I don't know he could have ripped anything if you just flipped his bike over on the highway, but I have watched him rip his pants twice on Highway 11.

Once on the 150. What if you just flip? What if I just flip my bike over in the highway, but I didn't rip my pants? What did I do? Probably lose your wallet. Some people have a tight blank. Oh, let me hold on now. That's what we're looking for.

Yeah, somewhere where you lose something. In your... Oh, my God. When you crash your rig. Piled up. Piled up. Yeah, piled up. The same thing that I'm getting to say.

Piled up could mean a number of things. You could go out to Zorba's and black out on a Wednesday at like 12 o'clock and then wake up at 10 in the morning not know what happened. And I got piled up last night. This feels like like the dating game or like a game show where there's just like catchphrases and we're supposed to be on the same wavelength. yeah it's kind of complicated you're just giving me little hints I'm surprised you know quicker at this have where would you go to the local store

you got to pick up some red bulls and some vittles for the day it's not the cornmouth store oh vittles that was a good one too shit something for snacks well either the dollar genital or the liquor barn dollar genital okay uh how about if you already had your puppies and coffee that's plug number two for the day and uh you're about to this is a good one Oh, man, I don't know. Files some paperwork in the Oval Office? No. Close.

You're not near the Oval Office. And it's not even... So something might happen. If you don't make it to the toilet, you might. Come on, dude. Oh, my God. What do I say? You would pile up your shorts.

I'm about to pile of my shorts. Which I believe you did yesterday. Okay. Yeah. That was actually so. Yes, Dalton said next to me, I thought I had a little toot. I was like, oh, whatever, it's going to be kind of funny. I might stink Dalton off the golf carts.

It's good for that boy. Probably should have been a little further away for me anyhow. It's good for that boy. He leaned off. He leaned his ass off the edge of the golf cart seat, farts, and then went, and I just shit myself. I got to go. Like Dalton off the cart.

And then he just was like, well, I'm not going to shimmy back over and sit on it. So he just drives back to this like ass hanging off the golf cart. What did you do? Where'd you go get a new pair of? Trousers. The reason that happened was you have a loose. Minder. CJ, let him answer.

I thought this was for all of us. Just for Evan. Oh, what? We're giving him his own terms. Yeah, you can't even do his own terms? Sorry, I thought this was for all of us. I feel like most these things you've said, I have multiple things. And I'm like, really like, which one?

How the fuck do I know? know your terms better than you have i'm the one that just spittles them out you you absorb them all right you're on the golf course your buddy shanks one into the pond he's gonna fuck i don't know i thought you're gonna say hit one into the rhubarb but now we're but you but that's a good one to the pond yep so you're gonna you don't say this one much but when you hit a golf this i this completely backfired i'm sorry guys i'm not i'm having a hard time with this one gonna have a turtle sucking on that ball i have never said You have. You said that a million times. I thought it was so funny. Not a million.

I was like, this one you don't say my time. Yeah, you haven't said it a million times. Okay, well, not literally a million. He didn't say a million times, Ryan. This one is just, I'll set you right up for that. I feel like you guys are setting me up for things I say when I'm at the bar. Now I have to remember it. It's hard. Okay. This one I'm walking you into. So we're out at the track. It hasn't rained in a month. Oh, can't relate, obviously. Dryer than a popcorn fart? Yes, sir. You got that one. I don't think. I don't think. think we've hit this one yet and it's hands down the most said a blank my tire popped cripes yeah that was a good setup that was easy i could fill in the blanks there i guess i'm just off

ryan's just throwing you on a wild goose chase well no i just everything you said it was just like i don't know i felt like there was multiple answers i was trying to think of the best one what do we what are we getting at the bar for drinks later rip tile meets cocktail oh Cocktillions Ah, there we go Making up your own words is fun But it's not for everybody Yeah, so where to

Can't get carried away with it But you're very tasteful What's like the Latin root of most of these words I guess you can say like the northern root I don't even know like the remiss And most of them I don't even know if I like invented them I maybe just picked them up somewhere

I liked it It's like when you hang out with like an old timer You like pick a thing up or two But when you hang out with like a northerner You pick up a thing or too Like, for sure, my whole Cheeto thing definitely came from one of my old-timer buddies. He said it a few times. It was funny.

And everyone just up there started saying it. Yeah, that's funny. I guess we kind of missed that one too, but that ones. Yeah, we did miss that. That ones became a brand in a tough. We can make it a snack brand. It's a good idea. They could be a little orange puffs.

Dude, I love people are, like, DMing me and snapping me pictures of Cheeto trucks all the time. Or just bags at the store. I can't help it. If I pass a Cheeto truck, I just have to send you a snap. Same. On your way to your place, Evan. This makes me think of you, brother. It's amazing.

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I'm sorry. Ryan. Oh, I'm off. What if we're quoting Gerald Smelzer on that one, it's deaf in one year or dumb in both? Ryan is all kinds of flustered. Oh, dude. I've had one freaking drink, dude. I've been trying to hang out with Evan for like two hours.

Well, that's your problem. Two hours one drink. Yeah, you're right. I got all flustered. We go to the pub for lunch today. And that was when Rich was saying that he couldn't keep up with Evan. I'm sitting there. And then my doctor walks in.

Do you have a doctor? I do have a doctor now. I finally went to the doctor after a couple years. Now I see why you go to the afternoon drinking. Drinking a beer. Yeah. Well, that was he probably looked at you and was like, yep, checks out. That's a she.

Oh, she. It was like yesterday in yesterday's video when Evan was like, hey, big. Hey, do you think that we should ask Big wrench if it's okay if we bounce this turbo mini truck? off the rev limiter. I was like, something tells me if you ask a mechanic that. It's like asking a doctor, like, hey, do you think, like, I should eat healthy or is like fast food okay? I just feel like rev limiters are there for a reason.

You know, they're put in place to save the motor. Yeah, how's that gone for you? Pretty well most of the time except for on Cibruz because they have a soft head gasket. How about the rev limiter on that motorcycle that you brought home that had four miles on it? Because, like, it's interesting because you said. that you didn't do anything wrong to it, but other people had other things to say. Dude, you know what I love, F,

you just normally people would, on the weekend, they'd take a minute off from their job. In your case, your job is breaking things. But you just continued. You just kept going, dude. You said, hey, guys, let me take this project home this weekend. I'll bring it back up north.

I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, that's what I like about you. You have, you know, even when you're not on the clock, you're still practicing. it's such a fine line i don't know what's on the clock what's off it's all blending it together oh i guess one thing before we completely move on um yeah i think that there's a reason that my truck smells so bad on the inside oh what is it i let um Gavin drive my truck um to go and pick

something up and then on the way home he you know swung by the local watering hole to pick somebody up that might have overserved himself and then he was swimming in the swan Swimming in the swamp. He picked Evan up from the bar at 2 a.m. After Evan was swimming in the swamp. And for some reason, my truck smells like a swamp in Evan's nostrils, apparently, for some reason. In my defense, it has smelled like that long before, baby. No, I think that's the last time that you were in it.

It was a manager smells in here. I wonder why. Yeah, I gave a wet mole rat riding. It was opening day at Zorba's inaugural swimming. swamp you got to do it is that a new thing i mean i might have invented it but it's going to stay that way i can't believe how many cat tails are in there i don't know what happened with those it was amazing i i came in there the next morning it was like uh when we were 12 years old and would ride a snowmobile through the cat tails that's what the inside of my truck looked like and i was like

what could have possibly happened last night kev he's like oh i picked evan up from zorbas and i was like i know exactly what happened if the truck looked like that can you imagine what i look like? I can't. Thank God we don't have footage of that. So me and CJ went on the local news this morning or like North Dakota today, I think is what it's called. And the whole like news set, right, pop of a video right here like very well lit. Yeah, but like you're walking in and you're like looking around. You're like, oh my God, we're going to be sitting on that couch. Like you see like the backside. It'd be like walking into like the podcast studio and like kind of seeing like what I'm looking at right now, right? And then that's like when it gets real.

Were you nervous? Yeah, I was actually. Because it was live, yeah. And like, I didn't really know what they were going to say or if like I was just going black out and forget how to talk. Yeah, you're like walking in. I didn't want my voice to start trembling too. I think with those. I was actually like kind of nervous. I don't even know if there's that many people watching it like relative to everything else. But I think those, well, just like anything, they live on. Like I remember doing some

interviews when I was younger. And if you say like one dumb sentence, like, They're not saving you, dude. Yeah, like, because they just think it's normal. Oh, well, you went on the, yeah, that's right. Well, you went on the news for the, if you say, like, one dumb sentence, like, what did you say? I don't, I can't remember, but just, you got roasted for it. Yeah, it's for the snowboarding thing, right?

You're just, you're talking, you're trying to sound, and I do it all the time. I get, I just didn't like it, you know. I get very nervous around YouTube because, like. We'll definitely use it. You're right. If you mess up around here, you're definitely getting used. That's YouTube. It's, it's the whole personality.

But then, like, on the news, like, I could be killing it. and then say something, like, kind of where it makes you guys go like this, and you'll roast me for it for the next two and three, four years? Can you try and find what Mike said when he was on the news? I don't think you can find it. I've tried. I've tried. It's got to be old.

Well, anyway, so. Yeah, it's intense. It is intense. It's very, like, nerve-wracking because it is, like, a pretty high production. So, and, like, everything we do, you'd be like, aren't you on camera, like, all day? But, yeah, you can always cut it in post if you really don't like it. So, anyway, we, like, sit down and we're, like, talking to the news

anchor lady and she's like trying to get to like know us a little bit more because we're we're basically there for like the scholarship that we're doing for ndscs so we're with the ndscs lady too and going into it i'm assuming that they were like hey the sea boys are coming in they have a youtube channel and she was probably like okay i better do my research to like kind of know like who these guys are yeah and so we like show up and we're talking to this lady and she's like yeah yeah i watched like one of your videos like where you like introed it with like a drone to CJ and we're both sitting there like i was so confused she's like yeah it was like you and the drone i'm like yeah yeah so that we it was it just watched like the intro of a podcast that it was one of

the podcast and then we're like oh okay yeah that was one of the podcast like not like the main thing i guess that we do one of the things that we do but doesn't like necessarily like represent And I guess, like, C-Boy's TV brand, if, like, that's what we're... She was like, yeah, that was crazy. I was like, uh, yeah, I guess. So, so she says that and then we're like, okay. And then she was like, yeah, and then, like, you know, I was looking at some other videos, like the 300 foot slip and slide and we're like, oh, no.

This woman just went to the, went to the page and then just hit very bottom. Yeah, it was not idea. And she was like, yeah, and then like a music video and we're like, oh, my God. We're like, oh, my God. This is what, this is what you know us by. Like the first three videos we ever made. Kind of makes sense. There were some backhanded compliments in there, too, you know.

Yeah. And what you guys are doing is so cute. Yeah. And that's fun. I think I even said it to where I was like, yeah, no, we, uh, those don't really represent us. It is kind of an odd thing to explain because, yes, you did it. But also you did it like six years ago, eight years ago. It was pretty tough.

And the NDS, yes lady was like. like super nice and she was like yeah but like you know that was just a building building block to where you are now trying to defend us that's so sweet yeah but you guys wouldn't be here right now if it wasn't for moments like that or videos like that and i was like i was like thank you for saying that because i was going to go home and we'll you know delete half of our channel not actually because i mean we've said that like we have so many videos that are just like quite frankly just cringy and embarrassing but like you're like late at night contemplating you don't know where to do the cutoff so you're just like half yeah half i'll delete the back half that gets us to four years ago where we got

somewhat okay at making videos but it was kind of like one of those like uncomfortable moments i guess of like you know she's clearly just trying to do her research next time we're sending evan and ken yes i don't think next week i don't think that's a good idea that would be fantastic it'd be a long time ago Jake and I did like a career day for middle school, Moorhead. I can't imagine that. Why? What was the context of that? You're trying to tell kids like, oh, yeah, this is a career option, be a YouTuber.

That's exactly what it was. Seems like a terrible. Where you guys set up in like a gymnasium and you had like a career fair? Four through fifth grade classroom. They brought in like a bunch of different people and we were. Man, I would love to see where those kids are now. Where are those kids now? Jail.

They're old enough to be there. right now. I think sometimes people don't realize and there's like, all these kids love the C-boys and then they'll like ask us to do, like you just get in certain situations. We're like,

I don't know if I'm the man for the job here, but I appreciate the time. Here's why Ken and Evan going on the news is a good idea because we get something to laugh about for the next year. No cut. That's what it is though. We got it.

The next PR opportunity we have, they ask a question. Ken just goes, uh, Evan, you want to answer that? And Evan goes, oh, nope, you got it, Ken. And Candace goes, um, next question. Next question.

Because then if we just never said anything about it, they'd be like, dame, they made a fool of their selves. But if we just then brought it up on the next podcast or something, we'd be like, yeah, it was an inside job. It was an inside player. We knew these two couldn't talk. I very well could have fucked it up, though. It was pretty easy to fuck up.

It's a whole other level of stress when it's literally live that thing. People are watching that. I did look it up on Facebook here. It has nine likes. Wow. Fargo Local News blowing up, dude. I like doing things like that, though, because it puts us in front of a new audience. 100%.

There's so many times that we're out and about and different people know us from different things. Yeah, it was nice, too. It was just like a different kind of uncomfortableness, you know? Like, it was like, normally you're kind of just comfortable, like, whatever we're kind of doing for the most part. I mean, like, there's plenty of situations where you're not, but like, it was just a different kind of. of uncomfortable because I was like damn I haven't been this like nervous for something in a while actually I thought of that this morning when I was showering and I had a decision to make whether I was either going to go with you guys and be on the interview or I was going to come to the shop

and get everything ready around here and I went oh I'm kind of nervous for that I'm just going to text them see if it's cool if I don't go and I get everything figured out around here and you guys like yep that's cool we'll handle it and then about 25 minutes later I was like damn one day you know maybe we'll be on the today show or something and then i missed those building blocks i missed the building blocks and now i got to jump all the way to this like really stressful thing you know luckily for you ken and heaven will be yeah they'll be the ones on the today show thank goodness thank you brother i i got asked to do like a tedx talk oh really yeah i i was just like and i never like gave him i never gave him a yes or no and then i'm sure

or they just found somebody else. It's TEDx Fargo. I was like, well, how many, like, TEDx do they do, like, a year? Maybe I have some more time to, like, prepare. They were, like, one a year. Wow. Wait, so you were the one guy for the year?

Yeah. And I was like, mm, that's a lot of pressure. And then I was like, how many people? And they were like, like, 4,000. Oh, my gosh. Or 2500,000 or something like that. I mean, you just go up and talk? Yeah, I guess it's normally there's, like,

some kind of learning thing, though, with those. Like, you're trying to, like, like teach the audience. You don't think Ben can do that. Like, what's his woven lesson? No, you can be an idiot and still make it or what? If I was going to do it. That's a valuable lesson to learn.

If I was going to say yes, I was probably going to just have you do it and you could have woven it in with like your concussions led to this. They go, Ben, will you do this? And he goes, yep, for sure, I'll be there. My name is CJ Lodzer. Well, I was going to just commit for C-Boys, but because I think that would be. you know more applicable to a situation like that but also it's like we're kind of in a unique position or our area where i think it would still be interesting but i've done a couple things like

that too but um yeah that one was like i was i was like so nervous about it and i just i was like i can't i don't i don't really want to last night last night and i feel like kind of a bitch because i was like oh it would have been a cool opportunity would have hey it might happen again maybe Last night, Sydney was like, you guys ever thought about, like, taking improv classes? And I was like, no. But I have. You have? Really?

Yeah, for us. Yeah, I mean, filming it would be really funny, too. And I don't think we really have the time, nor am I proposing that we actually just like take improv classes. But you'd think it would make you quicker, funnier, wittier. Are the improv classes, classes, or is it just training? I think you're just doing it and you're just doing it as practicing. I would imagine that every day. That the improv classes around here are, like, nothing like they are in, like, Hollywood.

Not that I'm trying to go to Hollywood improv classes either. That's where we'll go the best place in the world. Did you guys take public speaking? Yes, and I loved it. Really? It was, like, the only good training I ever got. What? Yeah. Dude, I hated it.

Because once you get over the whole, like, it was just a mindset thing. Like, no, I don't actually want to be up there speaking to, but I only had, like, 30 kids in my class. But, yeah, once you get past that and you just, like, screw it, just act like, same for the camera. just like act like you're not awkward and then you're not but if you think you're awkward you probably are my biggest thing is like i just i hated like talking about something that you don't care about like it'd be so easy to go and and do i guess see boys or something that i actually know about not in front of that many people like 4,000 but last speech uh just ironic since i was sitting next to this guy uh i did my last speech on why you should wear a helmet when you ride a motorcycle

See, then that's easy. It went great. Everyone's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you should. I mean, again, I'm speaking to like 30 people and probably two of them rode motorcycles. Can you imagine Evans in the back and he just like, it's like a full-blown debate? Yeah, they're like, this isn't a debate, sir.

Yeah, kids, wear your helmet. Wear your helmet. Do as he says, not as he does. Exactly. Sorry, I'm late. I was cranking my hog. Is that what that shirt says? Yeah, let's get a look at that.

Shut off, dude. Wow. Where did you acquire that? It's so good. Well, where everyone gets everything nowadays. eBay. The internet. The internet.

Was it eBay? What side of the internet? It was a straight up Facebook ad. Followed the link. I had a little shop pay. Two buttons done. Yeah, they make it awfully convenient. We got to get on that.

Are we on that? Yes. No. Yeah. Yeah, we are. Dude, that's a dangerous thing. I don't know if you guys have that set up. But, like, if I'm just sitting on the couch, my wallet's over there,

and I just go, like, you can double click it twice and it checks out. I'm like, God, I didn't need that. It's so convenient. Another novelty shirt for the closet. Oh, yeah, Ryan, you're kind of off that now, huh? Yeah, well, I figured out my goal was to have a new one every podcast, but it's like $25, 30 bucks plus shipping. It ended up being like $40 an episode in T-shirts that was coming out of the personal pocket.

Right. And I was like, damn, this is kind of, this is kind of excessive. And nobody ever said anything about it. Ryan's wearing, like, the most wax shirt expecting everyone to be like, hey, and then the comments be like, hey, hey, and nobody is just crickets. We used to. It does suck that you're like, you're kind of off that because now you just have like 30 shirts in your arsenal that you've already worn. Oh, dude, yeah, it's bad.

I mean. Also, maybe I just have matured and I think that they just aren't as funny. I just was going through a phase. Now you drive corvettes and wear jean shorts. Oh, yeah. First of all, yeah, you kind of... I think it works. You were prematurely wearing jean shorts before even the Corvette owner's around.

Get a walk through. You don't even have to stop. We're just walking out of the Corvette is so satisfying. Oh, and new balance. This is the modern day young man's version of the jorts and the new balances. You'll just wear them for forever now. Yeah. No, it's a jort summer, dude.

It'll never change his style. It'll be 60, and then that'll be the old style, the old man's style. Yeah, they're coming back. It's awfully cold around here. Do you guys remember when I got my Corvette and dressed up like a Corvette guy? And then we just happened to drive through Cormrott. We met a guy in a Corvette. We had like three Corvettes.

And I hopped out, and I'm wearing like the same thing that these guys are wearing. And he was wearing it. It was pretty stereotypical. My favorite part was when you were rassing the other Corvette driver for not having any Corvette gear. He didn't have a Corvette hat on him. You just like, well, where's your Corvette? And he's like, oh, it's at home. You're like, next time I see you, you better have it.

Yeah, I think he was like, no, I will. I will. Like, I usually wear it. Yeah, because he like kind of got caught slipping. It was like one of those situations. I don't cop in mind without the hat. Yeah, that's right. So it was, it was funny because I have obviously been so excited.

Get my car and all that. And a laundry texts me and she goes into Fargo and she goes, yeah, I saw a bunch of them driving around today. Which it just is a slight bummer. She doesn't know that it's a bad thing. But like it was a slight bummer here and like a bunch of people have, you know, the same cars, you whatever.

And I go, oh, well, they're probably not Z-O-6s, you know, whatever. That's okay. So I hype myself up. The other day, she was at Target. And she sent me a picture and it's a Corvette, Z-O-6, parked in a handicapped stall with a handicap sticker in the window. So they were legal. And I went, damn.

It's still a cool car, Ryan. It's so cool car. Handicab people can't drive. No, I just figured that it was just kept the tradition on that old people, old men. Like an old man was driving. Yeah, an old man. They might not have someone that handicapped. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, you don't have to be old. No, yeah. To be young and handicapped. It's just implied that like only old men drive for that. It's like it's not necessarily a young man's car. Like it's like 40 plus. To be fair, that guy that part of the handicapped saw, he was driving a red 06 with the big wing and all that. I don't know.

Sorry. Pocket. Speaking of stall, I got a piss bad. How about spot? Yeah, sure. Yeah, parking spot. That reminds me, I tell you guys about the fire that I put out and save the neighborhood. No, you didn't.

That was cool. I was very... I saw it on your Snapchat. So I'm driving to DL, and on the left side of the road, like the ditch was on fire. And I'm like, oh, that's pretty weird, but, you know, ditches don't just start on fire. It's probably like a controlled burn or something. And then so I keep driving probably another, like, 10th of a mile. And then there's some guys, some plumbers that are out in the ditch stomping out the fire.

So I whip around and I go like, what's going on with the fire? And they're like, we don't know. Plumbers putting out fires. What does this world come to? Sorry. And so they were like, I don't know. We just saw it was on fire. So I whipped around and like tried to help stomp out the fire, but it was super windy and it was growing towards the woods.

Like it was expanding fast. And there's a house in the woods. And I was, uh, posted your shoes, literally, posted my shoes in the trash afterwards, but sacrificed to put the fire out. So I didn't really put it out. I think I slowed it down a little bit, but then eventually it got so out of control that I couldn't do anything. And then the fire department showed up and they put it out.

And then after it was out, wasn't it the same guys that came when we were? Yeah, yeah, it was the same guys. And they were like, you again, you're starting to ditch on fire now, huh? Yeah, they all are looking at me like, oh, great, what this guy do? And they're like, he says that exactly that. He goes, oh, great, you again. I go, I swear this one wasn't me. And then we laughed about it.

But he was like, what actually is happening? And I was like, I don't know. Just drove by and the ditch was on fire. That is so bizarre. The funniest part was there was a kid that was from Colorado and he was driving to Minneapolis. And so it was by chance. He went out of the way to drive by our shop and see Cormorant and just kind of experience the area, right? They were going to go get lunch and DL.

And as they're driving by, they see. me parked on the side of the road, stomping out of fire. That guy, they're always up to something. Yeah. And so, like, I kind of thought he was local. And so we started chatting. He goes, no, I'm from Colorado. Like, I just got out of the car for the first time in 14 hours.

Like, wow. And I just drove down the road and saw you stomping on a fire. I was like, damn. He's telling you this while his pant leg is on fire. So what started that, you think? Probably a cigarette. Either cigarette or like chain, sparking on the highway maybe. Oh.

Yeah, that'll happen sometimes. that's one thing that you Ken and Evan you guys don't got to worry about starting to ditch on fire with your vapes I thought that's plus one for you guys there you go I suspected that

so I walked into our storage unit yesterday I saw this four wheeler sitting in there and then I double took and I was like why do we have a 2008

Suzuki four-wheeler that used to be owned by our good friend Justin when we first started the channel if you're a real OG probably know what it looks like that Micah bought from Justin then it sat in the corner of our storage unit until we said you got to do something with this

and then he sold it to Justin that's not true that's not true though and I have a feeling money Mike strikes again that somebody bought it back that's not true you guys didn't make me sell it I was offered to someone wanted to buy it a close friend of mine and i said sure i'll sell to you and then he said i don't need

this anymore you want it back and i said hell yeah and why do you buy it back at full price no oh that's a little less but what do you plan on doing with that mike pro spinning the block dude i think it's amazing those no that's a great wheeler here i'm just like i'm kind of like on a nostalgic note so like the only race quad now made is yamaa uh they make the raptor which and not even a race quad. Best quad ever made. Yeah, the 4-50R. It's sick that they still do,

but no other company makes a quad. And the cool thing is that that two, 2008 is damn near just as good as the 203 we have in the garage. And I just wanted it back. And it looks cool. A sick quad, yeah,

and it's a sick quad, man. I don't know. Like, I'm maybe a sucker, but. You got like have an accountant. Unreal. Prove your purchases.

I would hate that. He wouldn't be able to buy anything. Yeah. That would be exactly. Like me asking my accountant is the same vibe as like asking the lawyer or this and that. Should I buy it? Oh, probably not. I wouldn't recommend it.

And then I'm just like, why did I even ask? Yeah. Yeah. You already know the answer. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They say no. And then you're like, well, what the hell am I paying you for?

No, but yeah, the homie Justin, OG Justin Hansen used to own it. And then I bought it from him. And then I sold it to Ryan's cousin, Justin. And then he wrote it for a while and then sold it back to me. I just remember it not running. Justin. Like, I just, I just thought it didn't run. I think the last, no, it does it run.

It was, yeah, it runs now. It does. Justin fixed it. Oh, okay. So you were, if you were debating there to say, like, if it was broken or not, maybe, but then you came right back and say, well, it runs now. Yeah. Which means it clearly was broken.

It was when he sold it. That's why. But, like, I don't know. I remember it as Mike, do something with this four wheeler because it was just sitting in the way broken for like two years. Wasn't like the oil drain plug, like, seized into. it and you couldn't drain the oil out of it? Oh, I hope not.

Yeah, it has been drained for like, oh, you never change oil on it. I heard it was just cross-streaded so hard that you just had to like tilt it to the side to get the oil out and put fresh stuff in. I don't even remember. Maybe that's what they were doing. It looks clean now and it runs great. It looks super clean. So who cares about the drain plug or the transmission on that porces.

No, it was like it would, when we were jumping it. They wash the plastics. It would kill itself in the air and I like couldn't figure out why I was doing that. It doesn't sound dangerous. Yeah. But it's good. No. Yeah.

Have you jumped it? No, I haven't jumped it. Did he ever? I probably not. Okay, I guess the verdict's still out. Full circle, right back where we started. I mean, dude, we're chilling. I mean, if I didn't have all these toys,

what would you guys steal the motor out of? It's true. That's a great point. Mike's terrible financial decisions make a lot of great content. And that's personal opinion, the terrible financial decision. That might be embellishing, but yeah, no, they make a lot of great content. So I'm just excited because I've always thought those quads are so sick Never rode one did it for Evan did you hear that? He thinks it's cool did you hear that clip that clip it

Put it out there dude I got I got no yep yep you said a dude I heard yeah I think Suzuki's I think quads were sick yeah dude you think quads are sick no that New t-shirt that quads are sick that Kevin when Evan's like signature underneath it Can we make it? Quads are sick and then signed off by Evan. All, uh, Micah, you got to design it.

We'll have it out by, uh, next Monday. Do I really need to admit I have, I have fun on a quad once in a while, you know, have you guys seen, have you guys seen Evan Wheely,

the R6 swapped Raptor, Yamaha Raptor quad? It is insane. I was like, I mean, he's not, he's going to be able to wheelie it, but it's not going to be that crazy.

And then it was insane. Speaking of quad wheelies or quad four wheelers, um, I just saw like this kit that like makes cross rockets into four wheelers. Really? I'm trying to get one. We already did that. Yeah, but leaving the bike.

Like you're leaving the bike. I know, I know what you're saying. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're saying put a swing arm in a front end on an R6. And you don't got your motor swap. Yeah,

you just swap everything else. Which one's better? Man, Big Ranch and Gavin are going to be stoked. Well, that's a kit, though. So that's what I mean. They'll be stoked. It'll be way easy. Got that to look forward to.

Sometimes those guys I always still find a problem with the kit where I go if it was you or I that ordered this kit they still got the welders and the grinders and everything else out even it was an all-inclusive kit. Dude every time I show up

and yeah I think that oh this one should be easy and then they're grinding and weld in the way I'm like what the hell what are you guys even doing? Dude that's my favorite part is when I do go down there though and they're like literally tossing sparks

across the shop and like hell yeah these guys are doing shit all they're doing is put together putting together some pre-made shelves that should work perfectly don't do the Gavin is Gavin's a cutting of apart

and Brian's welding them back together These guys Man they are so good We're sitting there just like yep Yeah look at all that work They're like these idiots think we're actually doing something right now Dude Ben just saying Dracula

But he was like I knew what you guys knew. I knew you guys knew what I was singing. No. I'll hop it for a second. Yeah, I guess. My name is Jeff. What's up, brother?

Hey. Get out of you. So speaking of NASCAR, can we talk about that video of Kyle Bush getting punched in the face? Yes. How funny was that? That made the sport grow. You guys also made the sport grow by going there. Not as much as that, though.

I got a side story. Not even close. On the second day, so first day was Xfinity race. Second day was Cup series. At Talladega. We brought Jeff to Talladega. I can't thank them enough.

I owe them my life for that. Anyways, I was just taking pictures for all of the fans on their cell phone for the boys and the fans who came up. And the people that were taking care of some NASCAR leaned into me, they go, the only people that I've seen get stopped more in my entire life taking care of people at VIP. is Burt Kreischer and the C-Boys. What?

We didn't pay him to come on and say that. That one. That's awesome. How nuts is that? And every two, we hit four airports. Every two feet, they got stopped at every place. It was wild. The NASCAR love was crazy, though.

Yeah, the NASCAR love was insane. You guys just, like, got stopped by everyone. Pit Road, Boulevard, VIP. It didn't matter. And then Brianna Chicken Fry is like, who are these Seaboys? They got 3.5. I'm going to get my numbers up. So, yeah, that was a great time.

That was a great time, Jeff. Whenever we lost Jeff, you just look up for an elevated surface, and he was probably up there dancing. And, Jeff, we got invited back to NASCAR. What? Oh, this is the best part. I go, we go to Ryan's little sisters, Micah's girlfriend's birthday on the first sister. Thank you.

Thanks, dude. And Ryan leans into me, goes, yes, the proposition we just got from NASA. car today i'm like what he goes fourth of july chicago we're invited and i go sick he goes but we denied because we're going to be on the sandbar and pelican i go oh my god and then he goes and ryan goes i'm working on detona next year they were they were talking to us and they were like would you want to come back and jeff and jack they love jeff the nascar team love jeff yeah are you you're still friends with all of them like on snapchat and everything snapchat they reply to my story they like i hope you're doing well i'm like cheering for your florida panthers uh hockey team

He just came boys with all of them. No, so Kyle Bush getting punched in the face. I imagine that's what it would have looked like if you two would have crossed paths. Exactly that altercation. That's why we had security the second day. Otherwise, you know, Kyle Bush, literally what would have happened. That's what would have gotten punched in the face. I think he caught wind that you were in town talking shit too.

So it was like, I mean, that's why they were like, yo, you guys need this security guy. What was his name again? Sam. Sam. Sam was the man. Yeah. Shout out Sam. He wasn't as big as I.

I was hoping, though, for like I said, he was, he was, he was jacked, but yeah, he would, he would, for sure took down Kyle Bush. Do you, do you guys kind of get it, though, after seeing, like, kind of what he did, and then, then he gets in an altercation, and granted, he didn't start it, but he was, like, in his face, like, you get why, like, that's a meme to hate on it, and it's not even a meme. Like, that's why so many people hate him. Like, you know, Robbins racing, and then somebody passes him, and then he just gets all pissed off, takes them out, basically, took him out, spins him out, and then.

and is like, what, what, what, I didn't even do anything. And then he gets socked. Like, he should have. Legendary. He got hit pretty good to. It seems pretty W.W.E. to me. Oh, you thought it was staged? That punch was soft.

It kind of grazed off him. He swung hard. He's a NASCAR driver. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I think he got him. You thought that was staged? I think that they know that that clip's going to go more viral than any normal race weekend.

The best thing they can have is crashes and fights. Yeah, that'd be great. That's what you would think. But he still got fine. They still find them. but, I mean, 75 grand. Find, like, the racing team that some sponsor paid for. The guy that threw the punch didn't lose nothing.

So that's what's actually. I thought it was awesome. He made himself look cool. I'm a Nasscar more than a RICO. I'm a Rikki Sino's fan now. Yeah. But that's the funny thing. So now they're asking that all the drivers are back from last week.

They're asking, what do you think about Ricky getting fined all this money? And a lot of the drivers figured out that he got fined $75,000, like, in the interviews. And they were like, they find him $75,000. And all I've seen on NASCAR's, like, social media is, that fight it's like it's kind of it's kind of bass backwards you know wait what that is crazy they should be thinking they should be paying them they give him a bonus yeah they should be giving him a bonus like UFC knockout bonuses and stuff you know you've got

giant sponsors that are paying millions of dollars to be a part of like a legitimate thing yeah but think about they're paying to get eyeballs they're paying for attention they're still got to spine them though because they like they can't act like they condone that behavior but yeah 75 grand is probably pennies to that guy and it's team for sure his team for sure with how much it cost to go racing but still yeah i totally worth it i was pretty i watched it live it was fucking legendary i was hollering like you were watching that live yeah oh i bet that was like watching a ufc they like followed them up with the camera and everything it was like it was like it was like it was like it was like it was set up my favorite

part dude is he parked his car in his pit stop box that was a savage move i thought that i thought that as it gets i never even thought of that i know yeah you go park your Rex car in their spot Just get out and walk away That's an Evan move I can see you doing that You hop out there like get this thing out of here You just throw your hands and walk away

Heart that piece of shit And then stepped away Yeah it's a normal Tuesday for him Dude it got so many eyes like I Yeah I feel like I want to start punching people Do it Do it like Do it right now Mike

That's what I was wondering when you were talking So I kind of missed that first part Were you saying he just turns around Punches Evan's square in the face I dodge it, takes up Ryan. And then it's just clipped, like, Evans really had enough of Ryan's shit at family dinners. Evan has, and he just...

Oh, Micah, sorry. Wait, why am I the men at family dinners? I don't know. Apparently, like, you're not, like, condoning. Micah dating your sister. Yeah, but that wouldn't... I think that would not be a good reason for me to punch him. He just punches them?

Yeah. But, uh, have you punched anybody in your life? You might have been just pretty... No, no, no, no. If you had your bodyguard punch him. You imagine, imagine, go beat this guy up. He just goes and beats him up. I'm like stepping back and I'm like, Sam, get in there.

Like, get in there. That's the guy. Go beat him up. He goes, I don't know, man. He's not doing anything. He's like, what are they paying you for? Ben throws a drink at him. No, Sam, do something.

It wouldn't have been pretty because I would have had, like, I talk so much shit. Like, there's no way that I could have just. back down, especially, like, in front of my boys like that. Like, you guys would have just been just fueling the fire. I've been hilarious, dude. Kyle Bush is a lot bigger than you. Yeah, he's a pretty big guy. He's a pretty big guy.

It was just so funny, though. I saw that video, and I was like, there goes that boy again, pissing people off. There goes that boy. See, the bummer is, like, when a fellow racer punches him, it's like nice, you know, two competing equals. But if you came up after 19. Bud lights, it would have been after 19 beers. If you came up to him after 19 beers, it would have just been a salt, dude.

What? I'm just defending you, man. I don't even want to see anyone make you. If you were to be like, yes, I can. I'm like, I don't want to be a part of that. I think Ben could drink 19 beers. Dude, there's no way. On a NASCAR Sunday.

There's no way. There's like eight hours at least. There's no freaking way. Only two hours. You don't think I could? No. I don't, but I'm not challenging. I think you could do it in a day.

A day, yeah. For sure. 19 bud lights have to be. I would like to do a C-Boy's case race. I bet you would, Ryan. Pretty fun. I will be so far ahead and literally pass out on 23. You guys will be on like five.

I'm going to race right through them and then just falls short just a victory. No, Mike, I guess you might be right. I don't know if I could do that. And if I did, it would be an ugly sight. That's what I'm getting at. ugly that's what i'm getting at he's like cheddar 2.0 i don't know if anybody's very pretty after 19 beers yeah yeah that's cousin joe's beauty yeah yeah right we were uh we're at the snowmobile race leviela valley snowmobile race and we were talking with our buddy adam and he was like

yeah dude my buddy that i brought with is passed out right or he's just taking a nap right now uh because he's drank 35 beers today he got up at six what and started drinking he was huge And it was probably 5 o'clock at this point. Yeah. Yeah. He was fucked up. And he was like, yeah, he's actually drank 35 beers today. Why did he decide to do that?

I think because there's a Saturday. It pains me because I can't remember homie's name and I'm really fond of him. We had some good times that weekend. That was enough for Evan to like that guy. So he drank 35 beers a day? I like him. That was at five. I was around for a few of them.

Yeah. So how many more did, like what was his finishing number? I can't be responsible for the cone. I just know that every time we were around, there were beers going down. Well, and I think the prerequisites to that story is like they got jammed up, basically pulled in all-nighter. They, like, didn't sleep. They just drank for like 48 hours straight.

The last time I hung out with that crew, I got my appendix taken out the next day. True story. Dude, true story. I literally heard that story from them. I don't know why. Maybe I forgot, but yeah, they told me that. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, yeah, Ben told us last time he partied with them.

that's he had to get his appendix removed. Dude, straight up. They were pretty proud of that. They were, yeah. We broke him. We broke him. You really haven't been the same since. No, I have not.

And I told them that too. I was like, dude. You guys, you bought messy. My life has actually kind of been in the gutter ever since I hung out with you last. And I know people just say that as a joke, but I'm dead serious. Like, I have not been the same. Pretty crazy. Yeah.

Dude, my favorite part was when we were at the after party, or I stayed, you know, after the races. There's a little after a hit party. Gavin stayed too. And then, yeah, why I called you? I was like, Gavin stayed too. Which Gavin did you just call me? Evan with a G.

No. Which one? Am I three-wheeler Gavin or no wrench, Gavin? I called you Evan with a G on accident. Gavin? Moving on. Gavin? What's your, there was like, why was I, why are you so offended right now?

I'm not necessarily offended. Dude. I just didn't know which one he was talking about. Adam's girlfriend or someone was like, this isn't my scene at all. Here, like all these like snowy racers, everyone getting drunk and then Slim walks over, dude. Evan 20 Slim, like right after she says that.

And I'm like, oh, yeah, they are pretty rowdy. Slim walks over, literally like spits on us. And it's just like, these are my people. Yes, yes, they are, Slim. God bless Slim. Yeah, God bless Slim. You guys, you guys are my people. Thank you for being here.

You guys are my people. New giveaway on Thursday. Holy shit. It's going to be a banger. It's going to be the biggest bang a banger's ever been. Bangers ever bang. Shout out Puppies and Coffee. Shout out Puppies and Coffee and Rich.

Shout out to you guys for listening. And we'll see you guys next week.