Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken's Solo Vacation, Facebook Marketplace Deals Gone Wrong, and Evan's Future as a Stuntman

Episode Date: May 30, 2023

In today's podcast, Evan reveals his love for drifting, worst purchases, Facebook Marketplace deals gone wrong, sneaking out, car accidents, Ken's SOLO Vegas trip and reality TV flaws. Thanks to our sponsors! Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/wideopen. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Get 20% off your first monthly box at https://www.boxofawesome.com and enter code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for $5. Plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. Oh, my God. Man, I just got to say, I could see you getting into drifting after today. I think I did get into drifting today.

Yeah, for sure. I'm saying you might be going to the track, bringing that Miata on a trailer going all over the country. I mean a little traveling circuit Dude I'd be down It's literally like a rush And I don't even That was pretty low horsepower car And yeah it was fun dude

I was I was cheesing the whole time Before you hopped in the driver's seat Me and Evan drove it home After the whole drifting day We drove the Miata home And I'm driving Evans in the passenger seat I go man I kind of want to just drift this thing

And he goes yes dude Drift the on ramp And I look over I go You know what of, you and I are on different levels if you think that you can drift this entire on-ram. He probably could. I know

he could, dude. Second gear. It was truly amazing. And that thing didn't even have an angle kit. So it was amazing that it was doing as well as it did. And then you got Mike's full-on race car over there just spitting and sputtering, blowing smoke. It looked like a chimney. We brought the trailer

for the Miata to come home because we assumed it was going to be broken. But who knew that Mike's car wouldn't even be able to run up on the trailer i mean i knew i had a feeling i had a sneaky suspicion i do feel bad for the kid that might be why he's not here right now is he's busy crying about you know spending all the money on on the car and then he just gets made fun of the whole time i know how that feels i mean it's tough i mean you guys kind of do it to yourself because if you do and then and then we're in the position of like you know you've got to make fun of you have to like no one tells you to buy those

No, I agree. That is why it hurts so much. It's because you're not mad at your friends make in front of you and you're not even really mad at the thing not working. You're just disappointed or mad at yourself for making a bad purchase. You just feel dumb. And that's really what gets to you. I think when it's really funny, though, is when the rest of us are like, I can't believe he's going to actually buy that thing. And then we're like, I wouldn't buy that. And then they buy it anyways and it just still just ends up being this. It still sucks. like a disaster, and you're like, dude, I saw that coming from about 10 miles away. Or we hype them up to buy it.

And then as soon as they buy it, then we're like, man, what an idiot. I was so nervous bringing that me out of home because I went alone. And we'd have a bad track record of coming home with vehicles that turn out to be shit. And I was like, that's not going to be me. Well, to be fair, Ken has a bad track record. You're right. You're right. You have personally.

I, yeah, I didn't want to add to the record and be lumped in with Ken's bad Facebook marketplace pickups. I'll fill the audience in here This is usually how it goes If we find something on Facebook Marketplace Go hey Can somebody go to two hours away And pick this thing up

Right Kind of go, yep, I can do it I'm already taking my Tesla to the cities Because it's broken again I'll pick it up while I'm down there We're like, okay, great Here's all the information on it I pretty much know nothing about it

So you have to take it upon yourself To make sure that this is a good purchase but at the end of the day you make the call you're there you make the call you see it yeah you always see his pictures so pretty much every single time Ken's ever done that I'd say I would say conservatively five times

maybe maybe 10 he comes back and the thing doesn't run and then we ask him well did you drive it no did you start it no did you ask any questions no Ken what type of gas is it take I don't know so that's pretty much our experience But to be fair, we've sent them on a lot of shifter cart pickups,

and those can be the most finicky rigs. Well, his excuse there is he doesn't fit in them. That's valid. That's valid. But no, this Miata, unbelievable car. Good rig. $4,000. It's a 1990.

It's got over $2,000. 89. Oh, it's an 80s. That explains it. And it's got over 250,000 miles on the clock. I think it does have a new engine in it. It does. But it was a mismatched top end.

It rips. Yeah, it was. It's just a great car. And I never quite. I understood why people like Miata's, but I could confidently say I would buy, I'd buy one for myself, a little get around. The convertible is what makes it fun too. It's just a ripper, man.

You could have joined the Shriners? Yes, I was just going to say the same thing. CJ and his other Miata drivers with their little top hat. Well, when I was driving into D.L. the other day, I end up passing two other red Miata's, Both on separate, separate instances. And I go, I get, like, pumped. I'm like, Miata. Yo!

And they're just like, like, confused, you know? And then the third person or the second person was like, what's the demographic of a typical meada, meada driver? I think one was like a 55, maybe, I'd probably say 65 plus year old man. It was a new Miata, kind of, kind of lame. Can't beat the classics. But the other one was a woman who was probably around the same age, 65 years old.

It seems like when you see most Miata's these days, maybe it's just now that we are Miata owners, but like everywhere I go, I see a red Miata. Oh, it makes sense. They're great cars. But I don't know about the new ones. Yeah, just the automatics.

I think it's something fun about it being like a stick shift and obviously the top down. They added too much technology to those new ones, you know? Like a working radio and shit like that. The headlights don't flip up and down. The headlights don't flip up and down. You know, the windows that you don't have to. roll yeah and i just don't like that their top works like it's not ripped kind of like now that you

own a miata everywhere you go you notice meyadas right yeah same thing with um i went to try and find a bed the other day so i went furniture shopping bro i had no idea how many furniture stores there were until you start looking for a furniture store they are on every single block if not to a block really oh that's a little aggressive but it's crazy there's a lot of them there's a lot of And you go in and it's quiet in there. Yeah, it's such an odd. I mean, I don't know if, like, they were in there playing limp biscuit and stuff, but like a little bit of ambiance would be nice.

But just like every single one is going in there. Going out of business. Always. That's just their marketing. Always going out of business. And then they come back because that going out of business sales saves them. Well, we didn't say when we were going out of business. But at some point, we are going to.

Did you cash in on the free cookies, though? I did not. But the bed that I bought, dude, I just have. trust issues when it comes to these certain like retailer spots because they could slap any price on them. Of course. And and the bet that I bought was like marketed at $1,700, but originally it was three grand. Oh wow. And I was like half off. This seems like ridiculous. They had to have just slapped that price on there and been like, but today it is half off. Interesting. We should do that with like our merch. Oh, this is a thousand dollar t-shirt, but we're going to sell it to you $27.

No, dude, that's what people do when they do multiple entries. You know, like they'll do on drop day. They're like 10 times entries today only. I think that's so dumb. It's just a gimmick because everybody else just offsets your chances of winning. It pissed me off if I was a person that bought something. Like when, you know, during the original thing. And then it's like the last day.

And they're like, we're giving you 10 times entries. I'm like, what the do? I already bought my thing. Dude, I've seen like 75 times entries. Yeah, well, people do that. But I don't think. think it's it seems like most of people that are doing that aren't doing a very good job of like i think we've actually done a pretty good job of of setting ourselves up by not doing like the

45 000 times entries on this certain day because people then just wait for it yeah exactly and then and you did it last time they're like well i'm not going to buy now because it's not 10 times entries and they're going to wait till the next time so you're really not benefiting yourself it still ends up evening out especially when most people have reoccurring customers yeah so that's That's why I just like staying consistent. You know what you're going to get. We're not going to pull some. Yeah,

we're not going to pull something and make you have to buy again or whatever. Like, I don't know. It's just, yeah, I agree though. I've never liked that. But yeah, furniture stores, man, it's, it, uh, I kind of like it in there. I do too. It's relaxing. There's something nice, too, about being able to, like, see what you're buying and sit on it.

Like, that's important. Everything now is all online. And I was like, this is kind of refreshing. actually laying on the bed too because i asked ken i was like hey ken where do i buy a bed and he was like well i bought mine online and i was like you didn't want to lay on it first but you said you you researched reviews for three weeks oh shit so you were solely going off what someone else said yeah and how is it i love it oh okay it's great you can's bed is comfy i laid on it once i took a nap after a long day on cj's boat too much sun it is it is crazy though like

you got a lot of options and a lot of them are shit you ever notice that like you're looking at a couch and it's like this is an expensive ass couch but you can just sit on you you can tell it's like just not as good as the one right next that only costs maybe $200 more or even the same price it's like some of it they're passing off is garbage nowadays I feel like an old man saying this because my parents always say it but like it's true furniture in general is just overpriced yeah for sure like so overpriced I I couldn't believe some of the prices on these things. I was like, for what?

A fucking stool? Literally, a stool, like a little, a wooden stool is like a hundred bucks sometimes. Probably more, but like, I got the cheap ones. And I thought it was overpriced. But then it's like they can do that because then they're just capitalizing on people that want to be in person. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's just as much online and you end up getting it. And typically the online stuff is what's not good.

You end up having to send it back. I watched this family guy episode where they went and looked for new beds and he, like, brought his whole, like, night get up and was eating berries in bed. Couldn't he pause for a second? Did you, like, deliberately watch this episode because you're like, I'm going bed shopping tomorrow. I got to watch, you're like, scroll through, like, family guy episodes. And it's like, Peter goes bed shopping. Oh, this one's perfect for me right now. Like, get me in the mood, fired me up.

This applies to me. Yeah, no, it was weirdly convenient. and he like eats the berries in bed and like gets done making a mess and then like stands up and goes well Lois I think we know which bed we want and then she goes all right I'll order it right now and then orders it on Amazon or wherever oh yeah I suppose you could just go online yeah but that's why they say they'll match any online price in store yeah at least get your business you got a when you go in there you kind of got a wheel and deal I'm like you got to be like

like don't even give them the sticker but just be like what can you do for me here man Can you negotiate a bed? Really? Oh, you can negotiate, I negotiated couch, table, bed sets. I've, every single piece, I get it below sticker. Really? Yeah. No shit.

Yeah. You just say, what can you do for me? And they come down. Really? Yeah, you say, I don't know, you know, I'm looking at another place. It's a little bit cheaper. I mean, this is nice so too, and they're like, well, what can you do? Like, are you guys firm on this or how, you know, can you move up?

do it for me and just boom no i'm not saying you're getting a shit ton of money off but they'll knock it down a fair amount i'm not kidding you pretty much anything is negotiable negotiate i mean you go to the grocery store you can't really well yeah not that kind of farmer's market you could but basically if there's a salesman you can negotiate that's the way you got to look at it man i have a a good buddy that's uh i mean he's a manager now but uh he was a dirty car salesman just a greasy bastard, right? And, you know, he's always doing you a favor. He's never kicking you in the nuts,

but he's always telling you about another story of somebody he did kicking the nuts, right? That's what it must be about me. I thought a couple guys. He got such a good kick in the nuts on me a couple deals ago that he actually helped me out on this last one. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

But, you know, some people just have that. Like, they just have that wheeling and dealing. You know who's really good at that? is Ben Mala, the YouTuber, but he's like a real estate guy and he's just like turned YouTuber insanely entertaining. If you guys haven't checked him out, check him out on YouTube. But he pretty much just like, he said like anything is negotiable and he, uh, any offer he makes is like 75% of what they're asking. And then he just goes up from there. Really? Yeah. You wouldn't believe how many people will just be like, they're having a bad

day that they need the money or you know their price is already ridiculous and then you just come in kick them in the nuts a little bit and then come down it is kind of funny i have had a few interactions with a bad negotiator actually on my Volkswagen bless them they're still happy with it he just sent me pictures of them enjoying it but anyway he was like i have never sold anything to anyone and gotten pictures of them enjoying it well that's because yours is junk they blew up as soon as they started they're enjoying it they bought a dirt bike from you they turned and it just blew up i do immediately block them after i saw something but he came in and he was like burner phone how about 2,900 bucks and i went no and he went okay i was like no i'd like to

say around 35 and he goes okay give me 3500 bucks i was like well geez i probably would have came down like 3 300 at least you know well they were sold on it probably yeah they were who knows maybe you were already selling pretty cheap yeah i was dude it was a collectible they got a good deal they don't know if they'll act just because it's old doesn't mean it's a collectible it's just It's an old antique. They actually sent you a picture? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Top-down or what? No, it was just parked, top-down. They brought, they drove it over to Red River. Did they get that belt fixed on it? Yeah, they did. But hold on. They sent you a picture of it sitting in in, in, at Scott's. Yeah, they took it over.

Into repair. Getting repaired or what? They dropped off. I forgot a garage or opener in a contact case. So then they sent it over to Red River. We'll make sure to service it here because I put in a good word for Scott, you know. One time, this is kind of random, but one time one of our friends

bought this truck and the old owner kept the keys and the truck got stolen out of his driveway. Twice? Yeah, no. Twice. What? We still have the keys to our old Chevy.

Oh, our Durhamax, we should steal it. No, that was like the guy's plan. Like, he does that, I guess, all the time. So I was actually pretty good friends with, I still am, but I remember him telling me the story at the time I was in high school and he had his Durhamax sitting there. there in the driveway and he just heard it start up like at like three in the morning he goes

and looks out the window and the guy's backing it out of the driveway he took just left with it so what was his plan like did he the title took it back and i think he like i don't remember if he like tried spray painting it or something and and changing the wheels but then he just like thought he was just going to like have it and he just parked it back at his house where he bought it from or whatever and yeah so basically long story story you definitely don't want if you buy something off Facebook marketplace you definitely don't want them to know where you live because that might have been

but he stole it twice stole it two times and then the cops I think he went back in jail fucking idiot yeah talk about being a dumb ass dude yeah that's pretty stupid hey so what did you want to talk about well I want to tell you about Wagovi Wagovi yeah Wagovi What about it on second thought I might not be the right person to tell you

Oh you're not? No just ask your doctor about Wagovi. Yeah. Ask for it by name. Okay. So why did you bring me to the circus? Oh, I'm really into lion tamers. You know, with the chair and everything.

Ask your doctor for Wagovi by name. Visit Wagovi.combe.com for savings. Exclusions may apply. One time my parents were gone, so I'd snuck out, I believe Micah and I were hanging out. And it, like, ended up ice storming. You know, when it rains in the winter, it gets really icy. and I was driving home at like 3.30 a.m. and it was so icy.

I couldn't make it up the turn to my like turn left. You know, you kind of have to go up a little bank. So I was sitting on the side of the road like kind of trying to figure out what to do how to get up to my corner or make my turn. Where are you in? In my T.C. That thing could barely drive on dry roads. Exactly.

Yeah. And so I'm sitting there and I see these headlights coming up behind me and I go, okay, I'm not going to do anything right now. I'm going to wade it out. So, you know, he goes by me and that's everything's good. But he comes by me. Obviously, same thing happens. Tail end of this Dermak slides down and side swipes me right in the side of the road.

And then the guy just floors it and takes off. He's probably all handbony leaving the roadhouse. Yeah, like 3.30. So he was, we figured out. 3.30 in the morning? 3.30 in the morning. I was just a young dumb kid. I remember this now.

He sent pictures. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, my God, I just got hit. Couldn't chase him down because my car wouldn't hardly move, you know. Yeah. So anyway, we're just like. like, oh, man, what are we going to do?

You know, I call my parents. They're pissed because I snuck out, like this whole ordeal. And I kind of remembered. I was like, all right, it was a white truck with like a black toolbox in the back, you know. There's like 17 people that live around here. So I go drive by the roadhouse the next morning. There he is. 11 a.m.

sitting at the roadhouse, big scratch down the side of his truck. Was he working or drinking? Drinking. Wow. Well, hold on. Maybe he brought his truck back. there in case the little rat that he hit the night before was going to come and claim that he was on the road and he was going to say, nope, my truck never left the parking lot.

Well, maybe he could have been smarter and like talked his way out of it. But anyway, we brought it up and he was like drunk. And so the guy admitted he was like, yeah, I don't remember driving home last night. I hit you. Oh, no shit. Worst part is it was his buddy's truck. His buddy was working in the oil fields and he went, I'm going to look cool for this. chick that he was taken out.

So he borrowed his buddy's truck without asking. Oh, my God. Banged it all up. Had to pay for my new door. Oh, so you just paid it cash or? Yeah, he ended up being like, you know, there's a bad, bad situation. So we worked it out for him.

Does he still live around here? I guess I don't know what he drives now. But you, who is it? I'd like to maybe tell me off camera. I don't know. I literally don't know his name. I was pretty young.

He wasn't the guy that came to our shop and did the burnout. Uh, Dr. Phil. Yeah. I don't think it was Dr. Could have been his friend, though. Could have been. Because it was like a similar truck to that, wasn't it?

But yeah. Man, I bet you were rattled. So I can say I've gotten hit by a drunk driver. I was super rattled. Dude, getting sideswipped and then they dip. Take off. Because I was sitting, like I saw the headlights and then I kind of just like went down on my phone and wasn't paying attention. Then all of a sudden it was like crash noises.

So Ben, when you said like once you start really looking for something, you know, CJ's noticed more Miatas. You notice more furniture stores. Yeah. I noticed more trucks with red wheels. I've seen like three or four trucks. with red wheels on them and they all look like shit yours looks the best by far let me tell you that yeah i think i think your baby does look the best out of all of the ugly trucks with red wheels i've seen thank you guys it's actually the nicest thing you've said about it i've seen a couple

i don't know if they deliberately tried to make it like our seema truck but it was like smaller wheels oh yeah and it just uh we did kind of forget when we made fun of ben's truck i completely forgot that I was also a partial owner of a vehicle with red wheel. Still are. Still am, I guess. But I don't know. I feel like the red on the seam of truck looks great. And also, Ben, you know, your wheels have came around. I think they're nice. Let's not forget

about the bourbon, which also has red wheel. Well, the bourbon is, it looked fantastic from the start. I didn't have to warm up to it. It just looked good. But I was shopping for wheels for my truck the other day. And I actually was nervous picking them out. I was like, oh my God, that if I get ugly wheels, my friends will make fun of me. For sure. And I was like, this should be a fun experience.

But I had just, I was in the back of my head. I'm like, I can't get these. They, the spokes, you know, are curved. They'll make fun of me for that. Won't you just get what you want, Ryan? Well, that's a good point. There's probably no winning. No matter how cool they are.

You're right. We're going to pick them apart. Yeah. But it's actually surprising. There's more ugly wheels than there is good ones. That's for sure. Most people that buy aftermarket wheels, they just don't have, most don't have good taste.

Yeah, it's surprising. It is, it is. I feel like when it comes to putting wheels on your car, it's, it's kind of like getting plastic surgery, like a boob job. It shouldn't look fake. It shouldn't look out of place, you know? Like when you put wheels, it should look like they meant, like the car should have came that way.

That's one way to look at it. But if you have an extreme enough build, an extreme enough build, So you can pull off something crazy, like white wheels or whatever, you know, and it looks sick. Yeah, or triple Ds. Whatever, whatever you want to compare it to. But, yeah, no, it is tough. That's a serious process. I remember when I got my wheels for my GTR, I didn't put a whole lot of bought in.

I just knew I wanted this type of brand. And I asked, you know, I messaged him and was just like, I want the perfect fitment or whatever. And it was like the cheapest version of what they sold because they sold pretty. like high up wheels and they they made them to the spec that i needed but i remember i was like i'm gonna do instead of being basic and getting black i'm gonna get i think it was like that's right like i don't even know what it was machine silver yeah silver or something like that and i go and i'm like pretty excited and i put them on and everyone's kind of just like no one even said they look bad no one said they look good that's almost this is bad and i was like god damn i just i should

have done a little more research or put a little more thought into this and then I got in powder coat and I would look good but they do look good now yeah like kent's Tesla wheels are fire perfect it's it's it's very hard to uh to nail it yeah it takes a little bit of time and and uh studying and just research like that's a nice thing about fitment industries and like customasses is you can kind of see their showroom they don't always have everything but if you just google it and then i'll just scour you know for you can normally get a good idea of at least what you want. I used to do it for weeks, but now I don't buy wheels because I don't...

You don't buy anything. I don't sell anything either, so I don't sell anything or buy anything. Or mod anything. Yeah, now I keep my truck stock. Yeah. I'm more mature than you, Ben. I don't need to roll around in my lifted up truck with red wheels, letting everyone know, hey, I'm here.

You know? It's kind of obnoxious. I'm fine with just rolling in, quiet, no exhaust, and, you know, parking and just, you know, just, you know. Yeah, sometimes. You want it to blend in better when it's stovbed off in the rhubarb? That too. That too.

But, you know, I'm fine with that. You know, just walk in, what my personality do with talking. Yeah, you're so humble. Well, you know, you can try to strive for that. I know. As you get older, you're still a young, young guy. Yeah, I do feel like I'm picking a thing up or two. Just a thing up or two from you.

Try to pick up more. You'd be a lot better. So, Ken, it got some pretty exciting news. There is a new self-drive. service and don't worry yes it is an electric video uh excuse me an electric vehicle it's called sex la and it is a self driving car sex hold on what yes it is a a self driving sex positive robo taxi oh ken's ken's favorite thing that's a lot of words for a service more accurately a way for people to service themselves while using an autonomous autonomous pod service

Do we not have a camera on can? Shoot. Oh, my gosh. You have to service yourself in the sex car? It does say to enjoy a revolutionary masturbatory experience. God, I can't read today. Sorry. So hold on.

You can just jerk off while it drives you? Can you bring a friend? That seems a little weird. You're driving around town jerking off. I'm into some weird shit, but that's just weird, dude. There's got to be some law about not being able to do that. About jerking off as you're driving around. It's got tinted.

windows comes with tinted windows what happens you get pulled over for window tin you got you your dick in your hand your pants are in the back you're like you're getting an accident cheese louise you're hopping out pants are on your ankles is this actually locied up is this is this real that's a motor trend article oh okay so it's looking that's a car uh no that's not the actual car it's it's down here got a long car right ahead of you know i don't want to throw anyone's idea like say anyone's idea is a bad idea, but that's just a bad, dumb idea. Really? You're not into that?

No, that's just a dumb idea. Which part? The whole start to finish. I mean, I think a sex car is a great idea, but a masturbation car. Sex car? Fine. A masturbation car, that's just dumb. I don't know.

I've definitely heard worse ideas. You ever jerked Ken while Elon's driving you home? No. But you totally could. Yeah, the best time to do it. you're in safe hands. Yeah, you're in safe hands. You've got the big screen right here.

Two different safe hands. How are the roads tonight? That makes me think. You know, we got AI coming. It's only a matter of time until we have like these basically almost human versions of robots. You ever seen the movie I Robot or even X Machina? how long until that's a thing and I mean

some people might get into an intimate relationship with a robot like imagine that I wouldn't be surprised especially the vapors all you can hope is is an intimate

you know two-way relationship he's out of he was out of he said I'm out of as soon as as as

as as bro he doesn't want anything even to do with this conversation. The robot and ex machina is pretty good looking. I'm not going to lie.

You can't say that. Yeah, you can. You look at it. Pop it up on the screen. That's a great movie. I guess some of those robots in Austin Powers are kind of hot, too. The machine gun. Oh, yeah, of course, right.

I'm going to stop you there. It's ex machina, not much. Ex Machina, whatever. Okay, sorry. That's a great movie. And, yeah, it's really interesting. Yeah, I could totally see it. I think I would happen.

honestly are all robots going to have vapes though you know i guess i was not thinking of like the slave driving robots i was thinking of just like nice ones that you know you'd maybe want to be around i can't wait for that to be a uh south park bit you know eventually they'll pick up sex robot slaves on vapes oh that it started here first yeah yeah or simpson simpsons is done everything it's like you you name an idea simpsons already did it because it been on TV for like 50, I don't know why it's like 30 years. Probably more than that. I think it was like 87.

Jesus. They started. Someone, let me just double check. Dude, that's insane to be putting a show out for that long. But I mean, you know,

so Simpson's start date was December 17th, 1989. So as long as our Miata's been alive, the Simpsons have been going. But the Simpsons began in 1987 as a cartoon short. And then they just, decide to make it into a show in 1989. So, that's

a long time to be, and I mean, they're constantly coming up with stuff, which makes sense why they've done it all, but. Yeah, but some of the things that they've predicted are just like, it is weird to the ear real. I almost, pull some up. Pull up like the craziest Simpson predictions.

Yeah, Simpson's predictions. There's tons of them. I can just see Ken, the neighbors looking at them. Why is Ken taking his fifth loop around the fly? You know, like, when you take another laugh, because the song that you really like,

you're jamming to and you want a little more time in the car, guys got to do it for jerk. People start locking their doors. Like, someone's spinning the block. Oh, man, they're checking it. Going to rob us tonight? What's going on? Just having a wank in the back.

The Tesla driving sound, dub this over. It was rolling by. There's a little fireplace going on. Oh, who hawked? a luggy on the end of my driveway. Had the window opened. They predicted Disney would buy Fox.

Richard Branson would start a space company. Trump would be president. There's a lot of us. Sifying on the public. I guess I could see that one coming. Rise of video chat. That's got to be an old one. Pandemic takes over the world.

Also kind of could see it coming. World Cup scandal. How many times do you think it's like, life imitates art you know like Richard Branson sitting there eating Cheerios watching the Simpsons and goes oh look I started a space company on the Simpsons I might fuck around and do that I feel like some of them you know they just put out so much content that like for every 99 misses there's got to be one that just hit a home run that's what I was thinking what Ken just said you do enough things like you're going to hit it a few times yeah I agree yeah but

but also some of these are just more than coincidence I feel like Like, there's got to be better examples, but anyways, you guys know how I was kind of telling you guys about the tenant that I had that I was like constantly getting calls about, the first one being like smoking in the unit and the other tenants were saying that it was smelling like pot. The second one being over there. Oh, no. Evan, were you buzzing over there and hanging out? I have a couple. I have a couple tenants. No, and then, and then like parking in the wrong spot.

Basically just getting calls from like all the other people. It's two stones. Just parking the wrong spot. Geez. Well, I got a text from them the other day. From the tenant or from someone else in the building? From the tenant. Oh? That was like, hey, I came home from work and one of the other tenants was having my car towed out of the parking lot.

I'm so sick of this. I'm moving out. Which I was like, okay, sounds good because I was getting all these cars. I was like I was like going to have to evict them as of last week I was like I probably got to evict them and they text me that perfect is that legal to just tow someone's car must be parked in the wrong spot yeah still think you'd have to have like be like the property owner not just the neighbor being yeah I have no idea I have no idea and they were like I'm so sick of this which I don't entirely blame yeah you get in your car towed but granted I guess you

Park in the wrong spot anywhere. Yeah, you're going to get your car towed, but... That's pretty lucky. Ken's over and he's shaking his head. Park in the wrong spot, you're getting it towed. Well, if you didn't like her, I was going to say you could have Ken caller and, you know, try to calm her down. I know, I know it sucks when your car gets told, but it's okay.

Go over there with the company credit card and pay for it. I've been there. Yeah. You know, that's probably best case scenario, though. Like, if you evict someone, I've heard stories of them like fucking up the place because they're mad, you know, they still have a certain amount of time to move out and they just you know put holes in the wall

or whatever and then leave and then you never get maybe they don't even pay your last the last month or whatever of rent and then you got all these

they tear it up you know so that's good because it was mutual oh I'm sorry well well yeah I mean and having to evict someone you have to take them to court

and go through that whole process yeah it's a total pain in the ass so yeah it was pretty lucky on that and it was so technically on the hook for rent too right uh yeah but probably ain't gonna see it

well maybe technically I mean yeah obligated better but um yeah I was pretty I was like no shit I was so surprised love it when a plan comes together yeah I was like damn

dude that's a good way to get out of it you just have someone else go over there and start messing with their shit and they're like I need to get out of here secretly make them want to leave and you're like oh what I can't believe that's going on that's bogus I'd get out of there too you have their car toad

you're paying to have a toad I was going to say I don't think you have to pay for it in my experience i have a buddy that once had another one of my friends cars towed and the person who called the tow truck company didn't have to pay a dollar just the person who got their vehicle totally really really and then they paid for it out of pocket i take it well not in that instance but i think you know most people would have to just pay out of their own pocket i know a guy who's gotten his car towed and uh it's the person who gets their car toad that gets to pay for it yeah that's really confirmed oh damn that's like a double just a double kicker

the nuts not only is your car gone but then you got to pay for it to it it makes sense when the city tows your car but when your neighbor toes or your friend toes your car you want to know what the triple kick in the nuts is what's that when it's an all-wheel drive car and they just tow it from the two front wheels and fuck up your whole all the transitions out of it drive train i think you can go after the tow company for that i have no idea i thought most towing companies literally are like we are not liable like if they rip your bumper off towing it up that's on you your car was too low in my experience anyway i don't know from my understanding too i believe that is the case yeah i have a feeling it'd be kind of hard to get them to you guys ever seen those like intense repo videos not the show on tv when it's like ripoing yeah that was a good show is so fake yeah but when you were in i was in middle school i thought it was real and i was like this is insane it was so funny every single time there's a fight or some just crazy extended woman with a fire extingu yeah i remember this one video

They put Vaseline all over the guy's handles after they, like, took the car. I don't know. They had like some kind of beef with them. It's so funny. Oh, my gosh. What about, what about Dog the Bounty Hunter? That was a great show. Was that?

How real. That was it really? I mean, it does seem real. You think? But, you know. Those were real criminals. Oh, I agree. That they were trying to hunt.

I'd agree with that. I'd agree with that. There were certain parts of reality TV in it, but no, I think it was real criminals that they were actually. That was a great show. His dog, the bounty hunter, still alive? Yeah, but I think his wife passed away, yeah. Oh, really?

Yeah. What are you laughing about him? Fuck, those are some big boots. I was waiting for it. And someone had to say it. My God. That's why I was looking at him. I was waiting for him to say it.

I was like, he's going to say it. Just give him enough time. Rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace to Beth. I used to think it was real, but it's like Patty Mayo or something. like that on uh on youtube where he does where he goes in and you know basically is a bounty hunter but those are fake those are so fake like after like the whole family will come up and they get in big fights and stuff yeah he wasn't that good of an actor when i first started watching him but i still

see like his videos come up through the discover feed and it's like 10 million views so it's working for him it's amazing how in the moment you don't realize how or back in the day you don't realize Like how scripted and fake that shit used to be And then you watch it nowadays And you're like, how did anyone even believe any of this? I think reality TV people in the early 2000s or mid-2000s had it so easy Because nobody knew they'd ever questioned it. Yeah, you wouldn't even question it.

Yeah, now. There's just so much out there. Enough people did it bad that now you realize it. And you're just like, okay, this isn't real. I think, uh, I was thinking about this on my way back out here today. it almost seems like produced like when a unscripted let's just I'm putting my fingers out unscripted reality TV show is the way it's produced when it's overproduced everyone just knows it's it's not real you know you're like I was the camera there you know and I think that's why

you're seeing such a rise in just YouTube videos like people like seeing the real shit you know and it's pretty at least you know i that not toot our own horn but our stuff is it feels real and it is real for one but like you know it's it's it's got this raw factor to it's it's not so overproduced where you're like feeling like oh they set this up whatever you know yeah and i think people are that's what they like nowadays yeah like people just took it too far like reality tv just took it too far and and people just like lost trust in it but people are getting smarter now too and they've been exposed to like what what real looks like and then you go and watch the what you thought was real and you're like this is yeah you know stuff starts not lining up and whatever and i don't know it's still

entertaining like even when you watch like fantasy factory it's like so clear that's set up like i was watching it this is a couple months ago i i just watched every episode just because i don't know i'd just go at night i'd watch like one episode or two episodes and uh i remember this one shot so rob like goes in and hits drama's door glass door with like a like a bulldozer or something and he comes running out and he's got this this gold Rolex on and I was like keeping eye because I like watch it so I was like oh no he's got a gold Daytona on and it cuts back to Rob and Rob is standing on things like we're going racing is this pit bike race episode and it cuts back to drama he doesn't have his watch on anymore so you know it was like so it almost felt like they were like oh we

missed this talking snare so i need you to stand back over here up against this wall and just talk in this direction but he didn't have his watch on that day or whatever and then it cut back and he had his watch back on oh so i was like damn i'm surprised they like i suppose they were just like whatever we just got to run it but that is interesting i love noticing little misses and continuity like and i'm not talking shit it's i love that show that's a great show but it is interesting to you know look back on you know what's amazing is that tom cruise does all of his own stunts. You see that view of him jumping off the motorcycle and just eating it? No, but it was the most grace. What about graceful crash though? Yeah. Like it was a hard crash, but

he like held his composure. He was all rigid. I thought it was amazing. I didn't see that. Was it him that was on the side of the airplane too? Yeah. That was him. Yeah. Oh, Mike, pull that up. I couldn't remember which actor it was, but I remember thinking, geez Louise. They were like driving airplane. They must have had him like strapped in some way, but he was like supposedly holding on, but it was still crazy because they take off on this airplane he's like holy like yeah yeah that's so sick it was nuts dude

there's another one where he jumps off of this massive FMX ramp into like a canyon and then uh just parachutes away wow he does that yeah no we don't pull it up here it is right here Tom riding a cruise performed

his most dangerous stunt yet this guy should be on jackass holy crap Real textbook. This reminds me of eBay Motors. They got the tent in the back. Everyone's watching. He does it so methodical.

Wow. He's 60? Not bad, Tom. Holy smokes. He's 60 years old doing this? That is so cool. Okay. Could you pull up the airplane one?

You know what else is crazy? Is that they allow him to do it. No kidding. You know, there is something to be said about, like, I do my own stunts. But are you going to tell him no? You're going to tell Tom Cruise, no? Well, yeah, you're not. But think, bro.

They've got, what, a $100 million budget on this movie, and they've already spent 90 of it. And they're just getting the last shots. And then he goes and does that. And then he hurts himself or something happens. And they have to just, like, cancel the entire movie. So true. Even something as simple as, like, if he broke his arm,

like not even catastrophic, but he's got a broken arm. And they're like, great, well, now we can't shoot for nine months. Yeah, you're out that money, too. Yeah. So I'm just, like, very surprised that he, you know, is allowed to do it by the entire production team. But maybe that's, like, the beauty of, like, using Tom Cruise, then you get to, like, use the marketing of, like,

you did all of his own stones. All right, watch this. This is from Mission Impossible. Tom Cruise. So they had some kind of strap. Look at him. Oh, my gosh, dude. So obviously he's strapped, but still, this is insane.

It doesn't even matter if you're strapped. Look at that. That's him. It looks like they just have a ratchet strap slammed in the door on the inside, dude. That is so nuts. Because just think, so he had to sit up there holding on to that for quite a while. You knew that shit took an hour to set up too. And then he had to probably, I wonder if he was able to let go and then, or if he had to hold on that thing up and then down.

I feel like you wouldn't want to let go because then you'd be like back there. You'd be like flapping against the side of this plane. What are they going to do? I think they could have pulled them in that door, right? Well, maybe, I guess. Yeah, maybe. Still. Can you imagine landing?

Yeah, like landing holding on the airplane is going. And it just go, like, it almost would like, you open that door. I don't know. That'd be quite the. But you can open doors on play. Like skydive planes. That looked like a Boeing. Well, obviously, because he's acting so he can't, like, wear a helmet.

But, like, all those stunts. Like, the one where he crashes the dirt bike, like, he's crashing on dirt or whatever. Look that one of us. No helmet. Yeah, and like same with, you know, the base jump one we just watched. No helmet. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Something that even the most gnarly dudes would normally wear a helmet for. He's out there, no helmet. Ev, I could see you being a stunt, man. You and Mike. I'm awfully short to be a stunt double, though. Like, who could I fill in for it? Dude, Tom Cruise is like five, six. Yeah, but he does his own stunts.

This one is amazing. Wow, is this an older movie? I think it's just a recording of a record. Look at this dude. What is he riding? No way. Dude, are his nuts okay?

I'm good. Yo, watch that though, like the... This is the oddest fall I've ever seen in my entire life. Oh. He got knotted by the tire too.

Like, that's not good. This is the worst spot to be on a bike. He's lucky as they came out. Wow. And then he goes for the high fine, dude. Amazing. He had to have been younger then.

Yeah, he was. It looks like it. That was posted on YouTube seven years ago, so. Oh, he was only 53. No, that's how one movie. What movie did that say? 2013. So, oblivion.

10 years ago. Oh, he was only 50. We're coming up on that. Maybe 49 a good day. Isn't he part of like that Scientology? Yeah, he is. That might be part of his, why he's able to take a fall like that and just be fine. The blood of young children.

They're doing some weird shit over there that's helping them. Is that Scientology? I don't know if that's... Lizard people, the whole gang. Ken, what is Scientology? Like, what do they preach? Why do they get such a bad rep? Because they're...

I don't want to say anything because I don't want the Scientology people going after them. Those people are bad shit craigs. You're actually worried about that? You say, like, negative things about them, and then they, like, follow you, and they do, like, intimidation tactics. Really? Ken says something, shows up. up at home, Tom Brady's standing in the driveway like this.

Got a bat. Trolls a football through his window. He fucking kicks Ken's ass and leaves. If you guys watch the Netflix series, some people leaving Scientology. Tom Brady or Tom Cruise? Tom Brady, I'm pretty sure it's Scientology. Oh, really?

I'm pretty sure. Tom Brady, too? Will Smith is, Tom Cruise. Maybe I'm wrong with Tom. Do you say Will Smith is? Will Smith is? Yeah, Will Smith is in Scientology, too. Really?

At least that one time, I don't want to. We better. in that Aaron Rod... No. I'm just grouping everybody in the Tom Brady. Tom Brady. Tom Brady kisses his kids, though, and that's always rub me the wrong way.

Why? Because you wish... Like on the lips? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe like the forehead or the cheek side. Yeah, not on the lips. Like a little hug.

That's fine. But like, come here, son. You don't... Lay in a fat one. Yeah. That ain't it. No. He took a really weird, like, picture.

What are you? What are you thinking of it right now? I don't even want to say it. They took a, he took like a Instagram story, and it was like his son was sitting on his lap, but they were like straddling. Like how like you and Nikki would straddle at the beach. Like you're sitting behind her and she's sitting in front,

like laying down in between your legs. Did he have a boner like I would? I don't know. I didn't ask him. That was a little weird. Nah, but it is kind of weird. What are we finding out on the Scientology? Tom Brady, not confirmed, not denied, so I don't know.

There is some rumors, though. He's like, he's in church. One says Catholic, one says Scientology, so. Oh, really? But Will Smith, I know he is. And Tom Cruise, then, yeah, for sure. So you can't be religious and be in Scientology? Yep.

Those things clash. I don't know. Yeah, they are members of the Church of Scientology. Ben and my grandma and not our grandpa Ron, but who our grandma was our other grandpa, who hasn't been on YouTube, they used to be They used to be

Scientologist They were part of the church And they would like go down in California When Ben and my parents were kids And I don't know Like they'd like do stuff down there But I guess eventually they just said This is too much for us

Like it wasn't as weird At least back in the day What kind of stuff? I don't know I asked this and there's just very vague answers But oh you know We just do stuff So they were uncomfortable with what they've done.

They don't want to tell you. I don't fucking know, dude. But all I know is it apparently got too weird for them. And they called it. They were like, we ain't doing this anymore. Me and CJ's parents were down there with them. It was in California. It's like, you know, hey, we're going to California.

We can go on a vacation. But then they're also like going to that church. They couldn't go in, like our parents couldn't go into the church. They would have to sit on like the church steps while our grandparents would go inside. That's kind of weird. If you're not, like, committed to the church, you can't go inside the church. They offer you guys any, like, Kool-Aid or anything like that? Well, not us.

We weren't there, but... Yeah, I have no idea. Apparently, I wouldn't... I wouldn't doubt if there's maybe some weird shit going on, because they clearly were like, this is... I guess that's all I... They just said it got to be a little weird, so we called it. But it wasn't weird, apparently, when they were...

They say it wasn't, you know, like that. It wasn't weird when they were first joining. Well, what is it? What do they do? Like, what do they preach? Science. They're very secretive, but it's kind of like, one of the things was there's an old man who, like,

basically owned this ship, and he, like, brought all the, this was, like, in the 60s. This is Noah's Ark. Elron Hubbard, like, brought all these, like, younger people on the ship, and it's just fucking weird. There's, there's Netflix series on it.

It's like Epstein Island, put a boat. Maybe I'll go watch that tonight. You guys see that somebody was buying Epstein Island for, like, 60 million? Really? Yeah. Does it come with the, children. Unbelievable, Levin.

Hopefully not. But actually, though, who's buying that? Like, who is somebody who has $60 million? Why aren't they, like, I'll go by another island that wasn't, uh, insert words about Epstein's Island here. Supposedly turning it into a resort island. So, oh, that's where it gets even more than dudes. They are for sure.

Who's going to want to go? They're out of touch. They are for sure flying out future presidents. It's where the next fire festival is going to be. Dude, they're doing the second one. They're prepping. I did hear that they were going to, but that'd be the perfect place. The same guy's doing it?

Don't tell me. Yeah. Billy is doing it again. Guy's such a doorknob. Billy. What does he, he thinks he's going to do it again? Yeah.

And pay back, uh, the investors. I think 20 million or something like that. It's a ton of money. Honestly, I think it's more than, I don't know.

He said he's going to, he's going to fix the mistakes they made. There's no way that he makes the same mistakes twice. I agree. There's no way that he makes, And he does have a reputation now. I mean, he has a pretty bad reputation, but at least everyone knows what it is.

And you're kind of like, damn, it might actually work this time. And even if it is a bad experience, I almost want to go because if you're, you know, you get to just see it. But if it goes down worse than the last one did, how legendary would that be? Dude, then you're there. You know what we should do is send Ken with a vlog camera to Fire Festival.

Would you go? I'll come with. I'm dying. Where's that? Bahamas? Yeah, I think he likes the bomb. Mamas. God, that would be kind of sick, even if it did just go down terribly.

Ken's there. He's like, okay, we're sleeping in our tent right now. It's blown away. It's storming real bad. That was so nary. I've watched that documentary multiple times. That's a good one. They have two different ones.

Yep. Yep. And just, I can't imagine being there, like true chaos. It looked like chaos. You know, trying to get any water or food and they're showing like a little bit of lettuce and a tomato that they're getting. I don't know, man. I did hear that it was portrayed a bit worse.

That would make sense. The documentary would really make it the worst. Because he was in jail at the time. They're like, fuck this guy. We're going to make him look like an idiot. They did a good job at that. They did for sure. Honestly, I guarantee that Fire Fest, too,

will be more of a success than the first one because the dude is not trying to have that happen again. It's like you would never come back from it if it happens twice. That's true. I would guarantee it. It's got to be better. This is going to be clip. Dude, after he got it, after the Fire Fest

thing went to hell like he got jammed up right after again for more fraud stuff you so like how I don't know do you think he's ever actually going maybe he's going to do things right it's like he's just going to fraud his way forever basically what he said is he just lied to the investors about what he was going to use the money for and if he hadn't lied to them about what he was going to use the money for he would have been totally good yeah that was the illegal part hosting a shitty festival that is not illegal lying to invests is, Evan, at least in his situation. Ken, be honest.

What are you doing in Vegas tomorrow? I'm going to the Ford Bronco off rodeo. Off rodeo! I knew there was cowboys involved. Ken, you're going tomorrow? Ken is going to Vegas by himself for two days. Well, I asked Mike, and Mike was like, yeah, that'd be fun. Maybe hold off on booking it.

I don't know if I want to go yet. And then, so I was just like, fuck it. I'm just going to book it. If Mike wants to go, he can go. If not, that's fine. Mike never booked anything that he told me of. So I'm just going to do it. Good for you, Ken.

Good for you, Ken, for going. But where are you going? What are you actually doing? Be honest. But what is, it's actually to test the limits of your Bronco, although thankfully you're in a position that you've already done that. Kind of. But, yeah, it's basically you go there.

They show you all. the, oh, the marketing, this is what your Bronco can do, and then drive around an off-road course for a day. Are you going to flex on everybody and be like, I already did this in my Bronco? No. Which Bronco? You should show them pictures of yours.

Make sure you take a picture of that dent in the side of it. So you go, yeah, I got this off-roading one day. My friend was actually the one driving it, but. Wait, which Bronco do you get this from? Like the Raptor Bronco or just the normal Bronco? No, the first one. Dang, so you get one for the Raptor, too. Wait, anyone that buy you.

Why is a Bronco can do this? Yeah. Yeah, Mike could have done it if you wanted, but he didn't. Wow. I wonder how many Bronco people know that. They give you like a little mailer and then they put you on an email list to be by the car. It's free. Yeah.

You got to fly there, but. That's pretty good. You got a hotel room for free? No. Ken and I did that for his focus RS and it was fun as shit, except for I didn't know how to drive a manual. So it's really embarrassing when you're doing a track day in a car that you're supposed to own and you don't know how to drive it. Your Sion wasn't a manual? No.

No. This whole time watching you e-breaking around, I thought it was at least a manual. Oh, bro. I might delete that part. So people still think I'm cool. No, it was a bit unfortunate. I think it would be a great video if we went there and like all these Bronco owners are going through this off-road course and they're going like three miles per hour and they're like, look at the flex on this one. Wow, this is insane.

And then we go there and we're just. just like jumping over the lot. Yeah, just getting it at 60. Like, that's not what you're supposed to do. I remember in the Raptor one, where they were explaining us that you did get to jump the Raptor. Do you get to jump your Bronco? I don't know.

I don't know what I'm doing. You should, I'm just showing up there. Can you got a hoo the shit out of that? I paid the 50 bucks for insurance. No way. $50 for insurance? Yeah, with like a $1,000 deductible so you can fuck up the car and it's. For $1,050?

Yeah. That's worth it. A hundred percent worth it. Ken, you should go out and there and just crank a left-hand corner and roll it. Oh, my God. If you do that, I'm going to be so bummed that we weren't there. Not there to, like, witness it. But if you come back and you tell us, like, yeah, I totaled out of Bronco, amazing.

Ken, I'll give you the $50 for the $1,0.0.000. If you total out of Bronco. Just have somebody just iPhone it. Yeah. Just an iPhone. Matter of it's vertical. Just iPhone it. But you got to whome the shit out of it.

And he's like, then he has to have evidence that he actually was doing a front- Bronco off. Yeah, now he's like. Ryan and Ben and I, we're going to Florida to hang with Steve Hamilton, and we're going to Disney World. He invited us to Disney World. He's part of this exclusive club that he was talking about on his podcast with us. And we're going this weekend.

I guess a bunch of other YouTubers are going to be there. I don't really know much, though. No, I don't really know much. Yeah, I don't, I don't. So, I mean, we'll be able to talk more on it next podcast, but it gives you something to look forward to. I don't know if we're going to be able to film it. It's kind of the deal because, like, there's going to be other YouTubers there.

I think, you know, we're, we're, like, real. I'm not saying they aren't, but, like, how we are off camera is very much so how we are on camera. Like, it's not any difference. Whereas I don't know if they would want us, like, vlogging with them or, like, you know, imagine if someone just pulled up on you're just filming them, you know, when you're with them. Could also get a little weird being, say it is 10 YouTubers, so there's 10. 10 people filming the thing. I don't think the ones are going to, at least the supposed list that I saw, I highly doubt they're going to be vlogging.

Yeah. If anything, maybe Steve's crew well, because, I mean, he deserves to set up the whole trip. Yeah, he's paying for it. So he should be the only one vlogging, if anything, but it'll be interesting. It's definitely a random crew. Yeah, it's like a real mixture. It's a real mixture. I'm excited to meet all those.

I'm big fans of everyone that, at least the list that I saw. But also, I have no idea if they're actually going to show up. So we'll see. Either way, it's going to be fun. It'll be good. We'll talk about in the next part. Yeah,

how it goes. It's funny. You'll just have to subscribe. It's funny. People keep asking, you know, I was getting a haircut today. She's like, you got any plans for this weekend?

I'm like, oh, I'm actually going to Florida. Oh, what are you doing down there? Going to Disney World. Oh, really? Who are you going with?

Me, my buddy, Ben, and Ryan. It is like, what? Yeah. Why are you going to Disney World? I was like,

oh, well, this guy invited us. and he loves Disney World and he has these, you know, crazy, then it starts to make more sense. So you and your buddies are going to Disney World

because some guy invited you? Yeah. Are you sure about that? I know. I oftentimes think, man, she's got to think I'm just lying. She's got to think I'm just lying. But I'm telling the truth.

It's pretty weird things. It's kind of complex. Yeah, it's just like trying to make himself sound like he's doing stuff. He's constantly got all these things, you know? It can be a tough balance. up with a better story than going to Disney World with my buddy. Yeah, it does sound pretty random. I mean, it sounds like a blast, but yeah, if you were really going to stretch the truth

on something and, like, sound exotic, like, maybe anything. How long we were wrong? I'm going to, I'm going to Vegas for a Bronco Road, you know. Something ridiculous, you know. I just imagine Ken walking around Vegas. Imagine, like, far shots, like, set up very nice, like a movie, and it's just Ken walking. He's got a briefcase, and he's got his head, like, like,

Cowboy hat on. It's kind of below his eyes. It's like, do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-l. He, like, hops in the elevator. Press the bun. Closed the door. The door club.

And he's like, it's just going up. Checking into his room. It's like this long sequence of, like, just mystery. You're like, what is this guy doing? What is he doing? Next shot, he comes out wearing a Ford shirt. You never know this guy's next move.

I feel like it will be kind of fun, though. Like, you like Vegas. You'll be on the go there, you get a little gambling in solo gambling, peaceful. Then you go out, drive some cars, gamble a little more, come home. Sounds fucking fun. I'm in and out in 36 hours. I'm cracking jokes, but I'm highly jealous. Yeah, that sounds very fun.

It does sound nice. In and out on the table. Joy Vegas for an afternoon. Go back at the lake. Yeah. Sounds pretty good plan. You're going to be able to figure it out. You're going to be moving light, you know?

Like you're going to be so nimble. Like you can do whatever you want because you don't have this, this crew where like people like, let's go over here and film this or let's do that or this. Don't have to worry about having anyone miss a flight. Yep. Pissing on your floor. Getting lost in the hallway.

It is kind of nice. I mean, yeah, everything's more fun with friends. Yeah, you don't even have to, like, if you want to go anywhere to dinner, you don't even have to ask anyone. You're just like, I want to go there and then you go. Yeah, you're going to be traveling like. Ken, you should dress like really fancy and then people will just like start wondering, like, who is this man of mystery?

And then maybe you'll start getting free shit. I'm not sure if you're going to look too out of place in Vegas if you're just fancy. I think we look out of place in Vegas. Because we're not dressed fancy. You're a t-shirt and a hoodie on the strip and you're like, who is, what is this person? You should wear your cowboy hat. Good idea. And I would.

If you're going to a Ford Bronco rodeo off. Yeah, you should be very west. I can't get the name right. If you took the Ford out of that and you just said I'm going to a Bronco rodeo or whatever the off, whatever they call it, people would be like, oh, man, this guy's a cowboy. And you kind of got like the stature of a bull rider or like a Bronco rider. He'd be like, yeah, I'm going to ride the most high-end Bronco training course. Did you read the fine print? Are you sure that you're actually driving Broncos and not riding?

He shows up. It's a full-on rodeo. No, it's a horse. It's a horse camp. I didn't look into it that far. So maybe. Oh, my God. Can you imagine?

It'd be amazing. Ken, if you're sitting at a blackjack table, make sure you have your cowboy hat on. Wear it the whole weekend. And whenever anyone asks what you're in town for, you say the rodeo, that's it. People will immediately have respect for him. Like, this guy's a badass.

because, I mean, I've been in Vegas, when we have, at least been in Vegas multiple times when, like, the rodeo's there, like they got the PBR bull riding, and they're all walking around their get up, like they got their boots on. It's hotter and shit out. They're wearing jeans and, like, you know,

their flannel and they got their hat on. Those are, those guys, I don't, about the second to last guy you want to mess with in Vegas, right behind UFC fighters. Yeah, I was just said, right behind a legitimate UFC fighter. Yeah, yeah, they demand respect.

So you just got to say you're, in town for the rodeo. But just don't say it to another guy wearing a cowboy hat. Yeah. They don't fuck around than an actual cowboy. They go, oh,

there were another cowboy hat guy sitting next to you. He goes, what are you in town for? You go, oh, how the hell did this get on my head? Someone set this on my head? I'm just here visiting.

What are you in town for? There's a convention of this new car coming out that you can jerk off in and it drives you around town and I'm a representative for them. I'm doing endurance testing The cowboy hat in the backseat of a Bronco What's he doing in there? Dude, my buddy Ryan wrote a bull one time. I hate when you tell people that actually ride bulls

That I wrote a bowl. Show the picture, Ryan. Anyone that rides bulls knows how gnarly it is. You wrote a bowl, dude. You wrote a bowl. That's like walking up to Ken Roxon and then going, my buddy C.J. rides dirt bikes. He's like, yeah, buddy.

All right. Oh, let me see. But there's no easy way to get on a bull. Every bull is going to be gnarly. There's just some bulls are 450s and some are one-tenths. For sure, for sure. But, dude, that bull could have fucked you up. Could have.

The bull before you. Did fuck that guy up. Messed the guy up real bad that was an actual, like, bull rider. Yeah, his face and his collarbone and stuff like that. Not good. That was insane. That was hands down the craziest thing I think that we've ever done on the channel. That's a heavy title.

I think so. Highest consequence. I mean, you're out of control. Yeah, that is the one scary thing. You're basically just hopping on this thousand pound thing that you have no control over. Well, good luck, Ben. Good luck this weekend. And whatever your Vegas endeavors are.

It's just for a Friday. Just for a Friday. One night. All right. That's all. Broncos can handle. All righty, we'll see you guys next week. Thanks for watching.

Please subscribe if you haven't already. Peace.