Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Kens Vaping Again, Security Camera Scare, & Wildfire In Evans Town!

Episode Date: July 21, 2026

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Visit O-D-O-D-com to book a demo. It's O-D-O-O-O-O-O-com. Ken, how has your vape journey been? I fell off the wagon. Oh. It was kind of like a coming out party for you there. Do you have a military? They just have a bunch of muskets.

People do ask what I am. Like, what are you? Why are you so dark? And I'm like, no, I'm half black. How about the security cam footage of Gavin Elyan? Dude, he is so lucky. All right. Where's that Micah guy?

I just running a little late Bringing a cat to the farm I don't know that's either Oh no we are getting that cat Dude the farm is Becoming a straight up farm It is I am all for that cat

Like it's just gonna get rid of the mice Then maybe we can not have the road There's no way that cat is going to get rid of all the mice Cat's ferocious Did you see it? It doesn't look that ferocious Just a kitten right now If they don't get rid of the mice

Our new Highlander cows Will for sure scare them off our new Highlander cows. I like the sounds of that. CJ's new Highlander cows. It doesn't feel that way. Dude, I spend like an hour and a half a day with these Highlander cows,

like whether I'm getting them hay, fresh water, all this. And I have two other guys helping me out. Well, yeah. They're your Highlander cows. It's a lot of work. The only guy you should be looking at right now is your business partner.

Yeah, and I was feeding them last night. What about the other? Ken did. Ken gave him some of the other seven nights. Well, we weren't here for some of them and then have you been stepping out or stepping up? I've been stepping, stepping towards.

He helped me one time. I asked him to move the ring camera and it was like the biggest thing. Well, I moved. It's fine. It's fine right here. It's just staring at a tree. I had already moved it and I was like,

oh, God, now I've got to do it again. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, so we got two mini Highlander cows. If you guys, uh, actually, they haven't seen the video. It's coming out on Thursday this week. essentially me and Ryan went down and we picked up two mini Highlander cows from the airport.

They had these things cargoed in, like in a cargo plane, flown in, and we picked them up from the airport, put one of them in the sprinter van, drove four hours. The other one did not want to get out of his kennel. You'll meet that one. And then, yeah, pulled a little prank on the boys on CJ and Ken. But I gifted him to CJ. I'm CJ's best man and his soon-to-be wife was posting on. on Instagram dropping hints that like hey CJ you should buy me this as a wedding gift the best

man had to come through got a mini highlander cow which is super hard to get they're like yeah i didn't realize that yeah they're super rare like nice ones like what we got yeah they're sure they're super rare they came from seattle pure bread dude and they are incredible and they're about this tall crazy lydia john she absolutely she absolutely loves them though i mean like every night after work she's She's there. She's got like a chair now that she sits and she sits there with him. I saw her driving in the other night and I was like, where is she going? Bobby Jr., he like just stands right next to her and we'll just like just stand right next

her the whole time. And drywall, he'll just like rest his head in her lab. Like they love her. Oh. some bad apples out in the world. You know, you can't be trusting of everyone. Yeah. No, but I do agree. It feels like everyone has been helping to some degree and everyone cares about them. I can tell just like, even like Big Ranch, like when I drive in, say in the morning to go like check on him or whatever, he's already out there like just kind of like looking at him like. Making sure they're good. Just making sure they're good. And then like he went and got him a fan and like put it up on the fence.

I feel like we're first-time parents all together. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Everybody's just really hyper-focused on them. But everyone has like a different parenting style. Like it's actually funny to see. And we've never really had to all take care of a living being. It is a new thing.

I was thinking about that. And everyone, when I would tell people the idea of like, yeah, we're, I'm surprising the boys, but mostly CJ, with these too many Highlander. They're always like, well, what are you guys going to do with them? And I'm like, well, after the surprise, we're going to just bring them to the farm, build them a barn, and take care of them and let them live their lives. And they'll just be characters in the videos moving forward of just like, we'll go and go and say hi. Yeah. They're like, how are you going to like take care of them?

I'm like, valid question. I'm like, is that, is it that crazy to believe that we can take care of two cows? but everyone that I told seem to have zero faith in us but I think we've been doing a great job so far we're about a weekend they're happy they're healthy

some of us have been doing a great job some of us have been spending a lot of time taking care of them others have been moving cameras once some people go and pet them when they walk by but dude I haven't even been able to go to the gym yet this week not once because I don't have time but well CJ you're a new dad I know

Cowboys don't go to the gym. It's really tough. Yeah, I know. I just got to throw hay bales. Throw hay bales. That's all you guys do. CJ's out there in the morning throwing hay bales. When I was carrying buckets of water,

last night I was like, well, I guess this is a workout. I was doing like laps filling up their little pool and shit. But yeah, they are great. I do love them. Siege, who have you felt that hasn't stepped up in this, uh, this cow endeavor? I mentioned twice. Some people have been taking care of some haven't. I don't know.

I just haven't seen. I just, you know, the people that have really been doing a good job is, Kieran and Damien I would say I'm next in line as like obviously spending a lot of time taking care of them otherwise I don't know if anyone else is really like you did set up

the fence though Ryan on that first day Set up the fence spent eight hours shopping for shit for them drove 45 minutes of the vet to pick up their stuff Talk to a vet who custom Ryan has been going hard Dude I will say The uncle that gets no credit

I'm the fucking guy like I would have been the most adamant we should not get these cows because I didn't want to take care of them. I was worried about the living creature factor of this. It's stressful, dude. I just want to make sure they're comfortable. Yeah, happy. The reality of it is that they're pretty high maintenance right now.

Yeah, they have to be bottle fed right now. Twice a day. Twice a day. And then that's for the next month and a half. And then once they're three, four months old, then they're just like kind of chilling. Yeah, once a day or's. Yeah. They just eat, they'll eat hay and kind of be more normal cows. A lot, a lot less maintenance.

Yeah, but they're cute little fuckers now. But Bobby, you have been asking for these. I don't know if I ever asked. How many times did he say, so I want them? I said somebody should give us highland cows. I want them, but I don't, it's like a dog. Like, I want a dog, but also,

are you backing out on it now? No, I'm not, though. That's the thing is like, I wouldn't take it back now. It's such a first time that thing. I wouldn't change. I wouldn't give them back. But man. So you're saying I should cancel the chickens that you've also been talking about what we should get?

See, chickens may provide a little bit more use, but also Bobby dry. I feel like there are a little bit less work maybe. I don't know. But I wouldn't take them back for anything. And at this point, if we're going to have, you know, people in place to like take care of them, let's just say a farm hand, you might as well have more animals. you know like because two little highlander cows is like pretty light work for a full-time job what kind of animals are we thinking here then i think you'd have to do chickens you think they're useful you know like you get fresh eggs why do you think i started with bees low maintenance you went from

low maintenance to extremely arguably highest like the cheapest cheapest low maintenance to the most expensive high maintenance how expensive do one of these cattle costs explain so like i said like these mini highland cows are like super sought after and they're damn near made in a lap of like making these highland cows from a normal highlander cow into a mini highlander cow what it is i don't know all the genetics of it and how all the breeding goes and and the ivf and etc but these mini highlander cows they're rare because of just what they are and they are so expensive i was I was pretty surprised when Taylor told us. I was like, geez.

So one of these Highlander cows cost, I believe, like $25,000 a piece. That's not what we paid. We got a smoking deal for two of them, and that was part of the reason why, I wouldn't have done it at 25. I love

you, see, but not that. Not 50 grand worth. Yeah, it's insane. So, it's pretty cool, though. It's pretty cool that they're like that. They're boogey little bastards, but. And they have a crazy lineage. Their dad is like a $10 million bowl or something like that. Someone was saying like super, super sought after for-

So you know like all the pictures of like Highland cows that Ben has hung up around his house? I do. I have two of them in my house. I wonder if that's their grandpa. That'd be sick. It'd be so sick. But the legendary big Highlander cows that are like super photographed and like hanging up in houses. that's their grandpa, I think, or great grandpa.

But like the lineage of it. And then also their brother and sisters, or brothers, are Jake Paul's cause. Yep. Their relatives. No, I really do love them, though. I just want to make sure we get a good proper setup for them, like a good barn and, like, you know, proper fence. Big pasture. Give them a lot of room to run and do their thing once they kind of grow up and are out of this infant stage.

But they get to like 30 to 36 inches tall, and they obviously get super hairy, super fluffy, and then they grow their horns. So they were asking us, like, do you want us to burn the horns off so they can't grow the horns? And I was like, no, I feel like you have to. You have to have the horns. Like, that's the look. So the hair goes over the eyes. They can't barely see.

And then they got the massive horns, but they're minis. So they're like this tall, but they'll grow outward. They'll get wide. They'll get wide. but they don't really grow. So they're kind of the Evan, Evan builds, and then they'll have the horns. Sorry, Ev.

How do you feel about this? You haven't said a single word, I'll pod. I've been, honestly, I take back what I said. Everyone's been helping. Ev's been there with me helping. Well, I assumed you weren't talking about me. I thought it was just Ken.

There's no way he's talking about me right now. But yeah, it's been pretty crazy. Spenny, did you go out to get milk? No, I didn't get, I didn't try to milk. There's only one utter. That's actually funny. So, so many people, every time we tell someone about how we have the cows,

everyone wants to come and see them. And Scott from Red River was there with his wife. He was getting dropped off because he'd take one of our cars. And his kids are in the back seat. And they go, they have cows? Let's go see the cows. Like, they're all excited. And one of the little one goes, can I milk it?

And I go, no, it's a boy cow. And they go, why can't I milk the boy cow? And both me and his mom looked at each other, went, hmm, how do we explain this one? It was like a classic little kid thing. Why can't you milk a male cow? But Spenny can, I guess. I haven't tried.

Not going to try either. So yesterday we had to give them their shots. And it was tough as hell trying to find a vet around here to like kind of help us out. But I got one on the phone. Ryan went and picked up the vaccines. I was hoping they'd come out. It sounded like they were going to come out. do it themselves.

There's like, oh, no, you just come pick them up. So Ryan Wynn got him. I had my cousin come, Autumn, who grew up on a farm. Because, like, I don't know how to give a vaccine to a cow. We have three of them for each of them. So, like, me and Evan were, like, holding it. And they didn't really like the vaccines. But what she started telling us was like, well, what are you going to do about the

balls? Like, you're going to have to get rid of the balls. And we're like, what? Like, no, we're not getting rid of their balls. Like, that's just, why would we do that? That's crazy. And then Big Ranch is like, if you don't get rid of the balls, they're going to turn mean when they get older. I mean, he said aggressive, not necessarily mean.

I'm just torn up. Like, I don't really want to get rid of their balls. I just feel like that's just too far. Taking their man. Like, what, do you love these guys or not? You know, like, we already gave him a vaccine. I was on the fence about that. Yeah, they did ask, they asked me that before.

They were like, do you want us to burn the horns? and do you want to cut the balls? And I was like, I'm going to let their dad make that decision. Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah. So, yeah, it's pretty torn up about it. Keeping the balls, though.

I don't know. I mean, it's, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, if we don't, we can sell the sperm then. It's always about money with you, Ken. You don't care about their balls? If we keep it, though, then we can sell the sperm, and then we can make more little mini-highland cows.

How are you going to get the sperm, Ken? They did mention that. Us breeding, mini-highland cow, sounds like a shit ton of. Oh my gosh. Of course, Kenneth Pro Bowls. Yeah. That's true.

That's true. Their dad, or at least drywall's dad, yeah, he's all about the balls. Now that's lineage right there. Yeah, that's the one thing that one vet was all pissed off about to me. That they still had the balls?

Yeah. Really? So the balls. I was like, I don't know. Isn't that a personal parent decision? I mean, when is the right time to cut them? Like, with dogs,

you want to wait like a year. Well, you don't want to wait too long. Otherwise, you're going to end up being a full, grown human man and then you got to get your freaking skin snips. And she said like a couple months. She said we had like a month. Man, it's like every other vet you ask

though has like a different opinion on these things. And like it seems like you don't really know much about them being that they're like these. Very little. I haven't gotten one straight answer. It's like no, no you can't feed them hay. And then it's like, yeah, so then give them a little bit of hay. I'm like, well, so

which one? So I'm stepping out. I'm uncle now. I'll come in and play with them. Yeah. Come the cute little fuckers. Yeah. I'm the phone. I was taking too, Ryan, you know.

I'm the funcle. Show up. Give a little head scratch. Maybe a little belly rub. And then I'm out. Uncle shouldn't be there making decisions like do they get to keep their balls or not, you know? That's for their dad. Yeah, I don't know.

Comment down below. Do you think we got to keep their nuts or, I mean, I don't know. It's like the professionals are like, you want to get rid of those soon. I'm not too worried about Bobby, but drywall is a little, a little fight. and once he gets some horns. He's bigger. We're going to put up a cinder block wall to keep him in, dude. Yeah.

So once he gets horns, then he's going to be, you know, who knows what he's going to be doing. I was trying to bottle feed him last night. I was bottle feeding drywall. And then Bobby's over here trying to, like, steal the bottle out of his mouth. If you have one bottle, it's tough. They get jealous. Same with food. You'll give them two things of the same food.

And then if one of them is, they just, they just want to go to that one. I'm like, bro, you got the same thing right here. They do say that they're like goats in the aspect that you need two. So when I was like looking into it, they're like, well, I'm glad there's two. We don't want to sell you one. We have to say two. The breeders request was to sell two to make sure that they're not alone. Little companion, the boys.

They are buddies. They're always peeing on each other, pooping on each other. Yeah, they're just brothers. Seeds, were you worried about them being outside with the air quality this week? Yeah, it's just been kind of stressful. So, like, I'm thinking about them all the time. Like, I'm just like, oh, like, okay, let's go change the water out. I hope they're not too hot.

Like, let's get one of those little pools in there. Do they have enough shade? Well, it's good. I mean, before you have a child, hopefully this can work some of the kinks out. But with the smoke, have you guys seen that, the big fires? I'll kind of by you, Ev. I got to look at this right here. They say that the air quality chart, 301 to 500 is hazardous.

And right now at my house, It's 1134. Holy shit. So it's double what is considered hazardous. You probably want to get home ASAP, huh? How smoky is it? Like, how far can you see? It's hard because I'm just seeing like snaps.

But I mean, it's like the equivalent of driving in a dense fog. Like, Nikki's sending me snaps. And it's like, you can see the taillights of the vehicles like a little way. So where are these fires going on? So there's some fires that are by Elyman. Minnesota and then there's also fires in Western Ontario. Then they're just kind of all combining together. Dude, what's up with all these?

There's always a fire in Canada, but having one... It's drier than shit right now. And Ely's normal boundary waters in Ely. I mean, it just, what happens? Is it somebody who ignites it on accident? I heard it's lightning. Lightning, yeah. All right.

Which makes no sense because if it's lightning out, isn't it raining? I have always wondered about that. If it's like a lightning strike on the back end of the storm if it just gets ripping because it's so dry. Which is crazy because it's been raining non-stop here. How is it dry? It's not very dry down here, but up there it must be. But it's interesting because everyone always has an opinion on these fires, I feel like.

Whether it be bad forestry management, whether it be, you know, all these different things, not logging it and whatever. But Ken's brother is a logger and literally went to school for arborism. Arborist. He's an arborist. Something around those lines. Something with Arbor in front of it. And anyway, he has, like, talked about what they do.

Like, Canada, like, sprays the forest with gloss fate, which is, like, a chemical to get them the forest to grow cleaner. So they can go in and then log them easier. And then in Minnesota, since it's, like, protected area, they won't let them log it. So the forest overgrow. And the nature's way of clearing them out is a fire. So it's just kind of like a, it's a bit of a double-edged sword. Every time I hear about this, there's, like, two sides argue. with each other about why the fires exist.

Dude, it's so hard to put a freaking fire out too. Ben and I know. Yeah, exactly. We need to donate some shirts to that area so everyone can be protected. Oh, yeah, just everyone starts wapping it with their shirt. Yeah. I posted that video on Instagram and it got 4.6 million views. 3.6 of them are calling you and I idiots.

Yeah. The other million, the other million are like, yo, that was mad impressive. Like, I can't believe they got that. out. What were we supposed to do? Exactly. That's my point. Yeah. Most people even fired up that you just didn't call the fire department. Which you did. So that's the thing. They were mad about something you did. I saw there was a video with one of the Minneapolis news stations. They went up to and they interviewed like the forest management guy up in Ely. And he said that fire might burn until it snows. Yeah, I did see that. I don't know. You think he was being a little

dramatic? Seems like he's being a little dramatic. It is pretty remote there and a lot of that stuff is hard to access, so I kind of understand it. Oh, I'm sure. Up in the boundary waters? Yeah. Is it in the boundary waters? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, what are they doing about that? Only by plane, right? Yeah, plane and helicopter. Looks crazy, dude. Crazy videos of it. Pop up some picks of that.

Have you guys seen the video of the train? Yeah, the guy in the train? Oh, I saw that. Yeah, that was crazy. They were so calm because it seemed like they were waiting for the other train to pass, so that way the tracks would turn and then they could get moving again. Is that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know 100% context. I just sounded like clip and it was insane it appeared to be let me pull it up here for you guys so they're sitting in this train it's like out of

a fucking a movie yeah I actually didn't really think that that was real this could potentially overtake Gus here this has gotten a little scary this video recorded by the anxious crew in rural Ontario Canada Monday so it appears they're stuck waiting for another train

to pass so that way they can get going on the tracks but there's wildfires all around them what you're in a metal box that like doesn't burn, but how long until it gets hot? You have nowhere to go, too. You're stuck. What about all the hoses that it takes to run the train, all the electrical?

Yeah, they could also have barrels of oil on the back. Okay, y'all need to hurry up here. Like, seriously, we're in... I do love just how chill that guy's, but he's like, he literally says, this might overtake us, and it's just flames. It's just all the flames around. Yeah, they're in the middle of fire.

Dude, I can't believe that they would do that. That would even go through that. I suppose if you're going fast, I don't know, maybe you don't know it's there and then you come up on it. But what about like trees that are falling down? It's crazy, dude.

I don't know. That's a good point. I feel like the fire could warp the tracks or maybe do something to like the ties. It's a good point, dude. I don't know. Yeah,

the actual rails. That's not the easiest. I don't know if you guys have burned railroad ties, but they are made to not burn. They can burn. Well, they've got so many chemicals in them to make them not burn. Really?

Wow. Oh, that's shit's filled with it. What you didn't see on that was the guys like, you guys gonna get going? Like, you could tell they were getting nervous. They're like, that was at the part where they finally see the train coming so that they can get moving again. But he's like kind of swearing at him and stuff.

Let me see some picks of like the Boundary Waters. I'm trying to find some good ones, but it's all kind of like just smoke. I saw one of like a, it must have been a commercial airplane going over what was probably Ontario of the smoke. billowing above the clouds. So it had to have been getting into like the jet stream.

That one. Yeah, this is so gnarly. It's just like two fires, two massive fires right now that are combined. Yeah, this is in Thunder Bay. And it seems like Michigan's getting like the brunt end of it, right? Wisconsin to New York is kind of just bad. So I saw a news story about how the air has a certain equivalent to smoking cigarettes. Right now?

Right now. Yeah. Like when you're outside. It has the same particles in it of PM 2.5. Like, how many sigs? Like, if you're chilling outside for an hour, you can kind of hear it in my voice. Yeah. I think that was the bender that we were on.

Yeah, we did just, yeah. So, Evan, you said yours at 11. 1145, I believe it was. If you're exposed to that for 24 hours, it's like you've smoked 44 cigarettes. Holy shit. 44 cigarettes. That's a Saturday night in the garage. Yeah, that's so bad.

So, I mean, down here was in the like 500s. So we'll say 500, 24, I suppose it's like 15 cigarettes. That's a pack. Nikki sent me a snap this morning and her eyes are just redder than the shipping container. She's like, yeah, we're probably going to go somewhere this weekend. I was thinking that when you were like, yeah, I'm going to go home. I'm like they should probably come here. It's clearer here.

Yeah, it was a hard thing. I just haven't been home for a while. I know. And I'm kind of the guy who's like, ah, little fucking smoke. Yeah, you are. Ain't gonna hurt nothing. Like, I gotta mow my lawn like I have shit I need to do.

And then now I'm kind of thinking about it. Yeah, maybe it's not good. Like did you, I know your sister just had a kid. Did they like leave the area then? No, they're holding tight.

It's like staying inside air purifier. Yeah. But I was thinking that to him, like, well, I'll just go home and swing through Walmart and grab an air purifier. Bet they are none. You better buy one here. We get one here. Yeah. But I don't think we have to go too far.

Like, I think even our cabin would, like, be a considerable upgrade. Still, like, bad. But you're not downwind from it, at least. But I think it would, yeah, knock the chart down a few hundred points. Yeah, so what's going to make a couple cigarettes? Have a couple of cigarettes off. Get you a couple free ones? You just can't smoke any extra cigarettes.

this weekend. Or are you guys familiar with fight fire with fire? I mean, and they said it's like COVID. The people that didn't get COVID or were least affected were the smoking. Do you think it comes to two cigarettes or do you think there's like an overlap? Well, I mean, the cigarettes have a filter, so it's pretty much just eliminating the smoke, I think. Yeah, there you go.

What's it, what's it level out to smoking a vape? The vapes don't have a filter in them though. I don't think the cigarettes do So you're technically helping And Ken, how has your Vap journey been? I fell off the wagon You did

In Vegas heavily? In Vegas You just hit it a couple times? I bought one Oh Wait, did you buy one or did Greg? Greg bought one Yeah, Craig fell off the wagon

Well, Greg did a lot of shit That Ken didn't have anything to do with But what's your excuse We were at the Cowpaster yesterday You were hitting it yesterday Oh, I took Evans. In front of Bobby? In front of Bobby Jr.?

It was just one. You said a bad example for drywall, Ken. You really is a bad dad. Hey, hey, Ben said I bought these cows for CJ, so. No. I threw you in there, too. No, no, rewind it.

I'll take them. Rewind it. I'll take drywall under my wing. Ken, I think that we should go in on a couple of hogs. Yeah, you guys should get Harley. Oh. Pigs. You know, and those, you just feed them.

slop for a year and then you make some bacon and you wash your hands. Have you come up from the bar, lay down, and start rolling around, end up sleeping in the fucking big pan. I'd much rather get like a just a normal ass like beef cow and then you have a full cow at the end of it. I'm down with that too. Get a head

of beef. Imagine how confused just as long as there's like an end game to it, you know? You just fatten her up. Fatten her up. You got a full cow is good for a year. I like cheeseburgers. That's what Jenna. Chef Jen said when we introduced her to Bobby and Drywall,

she looked at them in... Like for meat? And she goes, are we going to eat them? I said, what the fuck is wrong with you, Jen? It's not always about food with you. In front of them? They were sitting there mooing looking at us. I feel like those cows wouldn't be good for meat because they're so small.

You wouldn't get that. It'd be expensive cheeseburgers. By the most expensive high-maintenance cows, they have the smallest amount of meat. Not a good idea. It's a bad return on meat. Vet number one did tell me that he said, you know you're not going to make any money doing this, right? And I said, no, it's for the love of the cow.

Nothing we do makes money. Did you guys do this? Losing money for the lore. Yes, this is crazy. This is badass. They're getting in trouble for this. Over in Pensacola Beach, Florida, the Blue Angels were flying over. There's a bunch of people.

And this guy just went too close. Like really, that was gnarly. He was low. I mean, I don't really see a bunch of. problem with it, but, like, definitely could have been bad. I mean, if he crashed. We're just saying the, the heat coming out of there, it could have, like, Oh, right.

Potentially been dangerous. Listen, man, if my hair gets charred off by a, I mean, bro, that had a lighter jet. That is crazy. Crazy. No one was really freaking out, though. They're also extremely loud. Yeah, that's got to be, like, ear piercingly loud.

I did see the, like, the original article was, like, people enraged by Blue Angel flyover whatever, something like that and then it was like the video was that you just showed CJ and then it was all the people cheering on the beach and so everyone was like they don't look too mad to me

I feel like that's some Florida shit yeah I don't know I would that's some America shit Spenny what do you think about that you haven't said a fucking word all day don't got those in Canada you don't do you guys have military do you have a military

is it just Canadian what do you call me Canadian pieces. They just have a bunch of muskets. They ride around on horses all day. Yeah, they ride around on horses. That's cool. That's actually cool. The Mounties. Yeah.

Ev, would you ever ride in a fighter jet? I mean, I'd really prefer not to. But if you had the opportunity? Fighter jet or helicopter. No, I'm saying no right now because I know where this is going to get me. Could you imagine? Well, you know, maybe a once in a lifetime thing. He's riding in the back or whatever, and then they just start going up.

He's like, He's, oh, God. He's just going on bombing. They're doing loops and other things upside down. You see those videos where people pass out? I don't know. I guess, yeah. I don't know.

Hard to say. I would definitely try out one of those, like, the G-Force simulators or whatever would spins you around and shit, just to see, like, spin you until you pass. Something on the ground. That seems more miserable than riding in the plane. I think it would be miserable, but in my head, less scary. There's no chance of crashing.

But I just, I've never. like things that just spin you. Like when we'd go to the amusement park, I liked roller coasters that went up and now. Yeah, like the teacup? Yeah, it's kind of like a lame ride, but I just was not a, I did not like getting spawned. Keep this guy out of the teacup.

When you see the astronauts when they put them in that thing, I was like, that would be the worst. I feel like you're going so fast or however it works. I feel like it probably doesn't even feel like you're spinning. And maybe it does, but I feel like you're just so locked in. I don't know if you have the

like dizzy thing. It might feel like... I don't know. You're spinning so fast that it feels like you're standing still. How many Gs are those fighter pilots pulling? For sure, over five. In comparison, a zero to 60 pull in like the fastest car. What, what G's is that?

Let me do the fighter pilot point two, I think, is something like what... I'm pretty sure that hell Camino's like four and a half. When you whip it... Twist the frame off. the line. A normal combat is 5 to 7, hard defense or offensive maneuvers can be 8 to 9. A F-16 or F-22 can do around 9. Ryan, your Corvette's got one of those G-meters. What do you think is like the most Gs you've seen when you are really ripping it? I seem to remember seeing like 1.2, something like that, which is pretty impressive for...

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It's ODO.O dot com. Yeah, it's maintaining traction. Yeah. Rear-wheel drive. What's like a plaid? They say when you're... that's acceleration. I'm talking like when you turn, I bet you get more of a G out of it. They say,

C-8-ZR-1 can reach 1.75 G's off the line. Tesla model applied is 1.3. Holy fuck. Bugatti Sharon is 1.1. Top fuel dragster can be 5 to 6. Yeah, they're like fucking, they're fighter jets with wheels. They say when you ride a super cross track, you get 5 to 10 Gs on like the faces of the

jumps. Like when you seat bounce a jump, it like Gs you out. And it's like 5 to 10 Gs. If you get it perfect, I'm sure it's like, yeah, yeah, it like launches you.

G forces are an interesting thing because like to say probably the crash that Ben experienced was probably like a 50G crash. Which one? You know, like the Hunicorn one. Okay.

Something like that. 50 Gs? 50 Gs, maybe not that. Out of all the examples we have. I don't know. You got to bring that up. When you said the crash, I'm like,

which one? God. My bad. No, I'm just messing with you. Classic. It's the second time actually that I've heard that today. That you've hit 50 Gs on that crash? No, that the unicorn crash is brought up. I was at the Boys and Girls Club for a meeting, and this kid came up to me and he gave me a little unicorn. Classic. It was like, it's like the one you crash.

Nice to snatch it out of his hand. Thanks, bro. I put it in your pocket. Thanks, buddy. Assuming you were doing about 30 when you crash. into that. It'd be 15 to 30 Gs. You weren't coming to an abrupt stop. That's more than I thought it was going to be.

Yeah. But yeah, yeah. It's kind of about how long you can sustain G forces before you get knocked out. What's that? Check this out. So they did a limited edition. They did a limited edition Lego drop of the Hunicorn. And I was like, oh, frick, I got to get one of those.

And then they were sold out. I went to eBay and paid a little extra. Got it. Yeah, they sold out instantly. But I got two of them. So I was thinking, fly your buddy, I don't know,

maybe you, maybe give this a little Aiden, have him build it. Yep. And then we'll put it up on the shelf. Yep. Yeah, for sure. Why don't you fly Shred Aiden?

Inside this weekend? And then, I don't know, he'll have fun out, hopefully, and then we'll throw it up on the shelf. Yeah, that's cool, dude. That is sick.

Aiden replica, Lego? Want to look closer like that? I'm good. Yeah, dude. Aiden will have that, Aiden will have that done by the time you get all the groceries in.

We could ship the other one to Gavin. and then Kevin's had a hard enough week Yeah, he doesn't need that would be The straw that would break his back Kent hit a quick Google search If they make a Lego three-wheeler

Set You might be interested in doing that one That would be pretty epic I'll build it if I have to Well, Gab you have to We have to buy them another three-wheeler And say the only way you get this Is if you build this Lego three-wheeler

But seriously have to I will if I have to Yeah. Stay here all night. They make like a Batman three-wheel thing, but that's just a can't-am spider effectively. If he's got three wheels, he's in. How about the security cam footage of Gavin Elyan revving up the motor on the little contraption? Oh, my gosh.

Dude, he is so lucky. He is. We are. We're lucky. Everyone's lucky. That was crazy. The way I've been describing it is of all the crazy. stuff we do that involves risk.

That was like the most dangerous thing that was the dumbest at the same time. The dumbest things always are the most dangerous too. So often there is an overlap between those two words. That's what I was thinking too is like

it's just so easily something can go wrong even if it was working for three hours prior. I mean it's gnarly and I showed my dad and he was like he's like honestly I'm not surprised. He's like, you guys aren't baking cookies. Like, shit's gonna happen.

Yeah, 100%. You know, like... Guys aren't baking cookies. Shit happens even when you're baking cookies. Whoa. Is there like dense in the fucking... Surprisingly, no. Not the floor cleaner. I'm actually, I'm surprised. They didn't carry as much velocity. Yeah, but they

only... Yeah, they only... Yeah, they're razor sharp. They got you in the neck. Dude, the freaking... There's a chunk out of the concrete. There was one that ended up by the fridge, too. there's so many people in the shop that day too you know like someone could have been walking in the door at that time or somebody could have been upstairs like or yeah if the whole thing was frustrating there were more people like watching like most things we probably would have been

standing around it yeah like yeah most likely like it seemed pretty chill austa cruiser's wife was standing off to the side because otherwise she would have been direct did you hear the last thing she said before we fired it up is it gonna break i should take you take my phone out and film this. Nah, not just kidding. Then it goes off. Dude, she was something like that. Yeah, she was.

Well, you got to be happy because you didn't get hit. Yeah, we can all laugh about it and be somewhat happy about it because we got lucky. I'm just laughing because it was so fucking gnarly. Like, it's just like, what else do you do? Just like, what the heck? Everyone's good. So what do we say? Are we just scrapping that whole idea?

Well, yeah. That might be a sign. They go, they go, well, do you want to? figure out an alternative. I said, let's put a little time in between now and then. Let the dust settle on it. Yeah, and then we can make a decision. I feel like if we're going to do that, we have to buy like just a drum metal solid wheel.

Ken, you should build it. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't, I don't like being in the fucking suggestion department in the builds area because I'm an idiot. But, I mean, they make flat belt wheel. Like, that's, that's what the Indians use. It's just, it's just a belt drive for, like, a sawmill and shit like that. And they just make wheels.

They're just a flat belt wheel. Why don't we just build a catapult? I think the problem. Old-fashioned catapult. CJ, after what we just talked about, you think we should recommend building a catapult. I think a catapult would actually be safer than that. What's the other word?

Trebushet. Bro. Maybe we've already talked about this on here, but that woman with the slingshot that takes the watermelon? Yes. No, I haven't seen it. Oh, my God. Slingshots it out and it comes back at her.

It's from like a reality show. Yeah, it's a reality TV show. Yeah, I've seen the where like you got the guy holding it. They sling it. It turns around, hits you in the nuts. I mean. No, no. Just look it up.

You already know what's about to happen. Something about all of these watermelons lined up. What is this place? Definitely in England. Yeah. Oh, of course there's a nightmare. Oh, my gosh. She knocked out.

Oh. It's just the most... Right into the face. She ate that watermelon, bro. I wonder if because it was so hard. Yeah. Yeah, that was real. That was on TV.

But you know what I mean? If it didn't break, it might have been more... You know what I mean? Since it exploded so good, it might have... That's a good point. I'm talking... So that's the slingshot. that's a very good possibility with a slingshot.

I'm talking catapult where it like, and then it throws, and we could throw it at the limo and see we can... Can we build a catapult that could launch like a washing machine? Definitely. Well, obviously, a big wrench is a safe. Anything's possible. Instead of building one, I just want to go out to this guy. About 605 in the afternoon.

Yeah, I think we've shown this guy before. Yeah. Never see. Yeah. So we just need to have something that's a bunch of weight. Like, we could just put like a motor on one side, right? So when the arm comes up. Good old-fashioned catapult. Indestructible backs fan.

Plenty of the space. Not standing right next to it. Break to pieces, please. You son of a bitch. That was cool, but also very anti-clamatic. Yeah. A trebishop, it has something to do with the way that things go. Like, it's not in a straight line.

I don't know. World record pumpkin chunken. Oh. Holy. How many feet aren't a mile? That thing got whipped. 5,000. 554?

502. Holy fuck. Threw it half a mile. That would go into the town over. Kent, feet in a mile. Can you imagine? We start launching pumpkins at Jake Sherbrooks. Cross town.

Now that would be a good prank. He starts getting hit with pumpkins from half a mile. He's located that whatever we throw would land in his yard. He's just getting pelted. Do you guys see they have a new mayoral race in Cormoran? No. Really? Just had it sent to me last night.

And who was on the ballot? Well, I didn't see who's on the ballot. But there's a new one coming up. And I think maybe Jr., Bobby Jr. He's going to say, do they allow cows? They don't like people. They're discriminatory towards people here in Cormorant. so I think how about a mini

Highland cow instead of a dog? We've had dogs. And honestly, and policies haven't changed. Nothing's changed. Nothing's changed. You know, rest in peace, Duke, he's the first dog to actually make a difference. But since then, the others have just been laying around. Calisi's been nowhere to be seen in town at all.

So I need a mini Highland cow in there. I like that. I like that a lot, actually. And that I don't want to say it. Saturday, August 15th. Ken will start being like, oh, my son, my son.

Voting will open August 1st. Candidia nominations will be accepted from July 1st to August 1st, so we have time. Like any good lobbyist, Ken. Any good shitty stepdad, you come back once the kid starts being successful. Yep. We got to get our highland cow in there. I love that idea. That's great idea, CJ.

I'm going to text Justin, see if we can get in this. What's like a good slogan that Bobby could run on? remove the corruption oh it's not bad they probably won't like that they'll probably change the voting again because they're going to be like oh gee he's talking shit on us Dave's just going to pay him off again and politics

with balls this is the cows slogan not kens yeah I like that Bobby Jr's running for mayor dude mess with Bobby you get the horns he doesn't have any yet so everyone's like okay dude Bobby's gonna

would be such a good mayor. He would. A mini highland cow. Yeah, everyone else is, like the dog's been done. Mini Highlander cow. Yeah, I mean, the last dog that was elected clearly didn't get anything done. What was it? A two-year turn?

Bobby's classy. Bobby's classy. Yeah, they do the mayor every two. We'll get them a little cowboy hat. Everyone can get a cowboy hat that votes for him. Whole town has to wear a cowboy hat. Holy crap. People would love it too.

They'd love it having him just roaming around grazing on the grass. And then CJ could spend every. weekend for the next two years, taking them out to parade, showing them off, doing all the things you have to do as a mayor. Oh, yeah, because Dave Sherbrook's doing that with his dog. And that's why it's such a flop. Well, Ryan, luckily we have a YouTube channel that we can not have to do the in-person thing. Oh, we're just, we're an internet politician now. Like all good politicians, they go to X. He stays in town. He's not running around trying to be some celebrity. He's just, he stays in town and gets stuff done, holds it down.

That's the point. And he's a local. Yeah. He lives in town. Bro. That's a important. Dude's lived here like half his life already. Yeah. Actually, pretty much born and raised with a little asterisk, but... Yeah. I think we got. I already texting, Justin. Yeah, we'll get going on it.

As long as Waffles isn't in the race, Bobby has my vote. I'll tell you what. Waffles will not be in the race because that dude is going to be wandering off somewhere. Yeah. He's not going to be anywhere. anywhere close to Cormoran. And if he is, he'll be hopping in some random strangers car and getting a ride three hours away just to get a ride back.

And then they're going to have him on some lost dog form. Dude, I'm on Facebook the other day. And in the Cormorant Lake Community, Associated, whatever page, I see, found this dog on the side of Highway 11. He seems lost and thirsty and very dirty. Does anyone know their owner? And then I comment, I'm like, yeah, you guys picked him up, like, literally. right in his front yard because he just

roaming around. I'm like, this is his house right here. Everyone assumes the worst. Do you know what he's doing? He's living the best life of a dog. People are like commenting like, wow, that poor dog,

like I feel bad for him. Where's his owners? I'm like, I was so close to being like, no, he has the literal best life compared to any other dog. He gets to roll around, do what he wants,

hunt, see people all day long. If he's thirsty, goes and drinks out of the lake, or a pond or whatever the hell. And obviously he's still getting fed and... It goes home. Things at home. But like, he's managed to walk around and not get hurt for...

He's almost gotten hurt quite a bit. Yeah, but he hasn't. Knock on wood. And that's a way better life for a dog than just sitting in a kennel all day, in my opinion. 100%. Yeah. He's got GPS dog collar. I'm like, they know where he is.

You know, it's funny is I was on my way here to the pod. And in between the... shop and Waffles's house. There was a truck pulled over on the side of the road. Oh, lost dog. And I was like, here we go. And I pulled up and it was this lady that was like sitting there and she got out and Waffles is sitting there on the road.

And so I pull up next to her and she's like, do you know whose dog this is? I was like, yeah, this is Waffles. Go home Waffles. And he like looks up at me and then he looks up at her and the door is open to the truck because she was like going to. And he, I just go, well, you want, you can just bring him home. His house is right there. And she's like, like, pointing over there. I'm like, just get him close to it and just let him out. And he'll probably

not go home. He'll probably just come back this way. But she was like, okay, well, I might need help getting him in, in my truck. And I was like, I don't think you will. The door is open. And I just go, hop in waffles, jumped in. And he's just covered. That's what makes it funny is that all these people will come across them. And they're like, oh my gosh, a lost dog. We need to, which they're trying to do the right thing, but then they get Waffles dirty ass in his car. He was literally covered in wet mud. He just came out of the swamp,

and then they throw him in their car just to find out he was literally in his yard pretty much. Yeah, he was just on his way home. You never see him happier, though. He'll go for a swim in the pond, just covered in mud and just smiling, tongue out, like just happier in hell. He loves it.

But Waffles is white. His white is his table. And I don't think we've, ever seen him. We don't have anything dirty enough around here. Dude, Waffles. Maybe this chair on a good day.

Yeah. Dude, Waffles is like kind of a once in a lifetime dog. Like, it reminds me of Earl, the neighbor's dog that married, Tina. My family's dog,

Tina. This was a long time ago, like 2019. It's in a YouTube video. We were at the wedding. But yeah, we were at the, we made a video,

actually. The dogs got married. But Earl was the same way. He would roll around and he just took care of himself. You know? Like, you didn't really know,

he was coming home that night or whatever. Like, he just did what he wanted and lived till he was, like, freaking 13. But, uh, yeah, I don't know. Like, those are like, like, you can't really, it's kind of like Doug. You just either get lucky having that as your dog or you kind of get a little shit. Just the ultimate good boy. The ultimate good boy. Like a dog like that blocks itself, probably picks up its own poop, like, just rare.

Oh, but. So our friend Jake's dad, Dave, Dave Sherbrook. if you've been watching the channel, you know Dave. He turned 60 this week. And instead of throwing him a birthday party, he wanted to have a wake, as in a funeral. He wanted to have a funeral for himself.

So he could see it. Yeah, so he could see it and what people would say about this funeral. So instead of his birthday party, they all got together for Dave's wake, and he came in in a casket. Dude, they had little signs out on the road, like Dave's wake and it had like the date. So people start texting Jay like, hey, sorry to hear about your dad.

Like, because everyone just assumed he was dead. Yeah. You know, as it as you do. Yeah. You would. Yeah. But they're just faking their death. I just thought that was funny.

Did anybody hear anything about it? Well, I didn't hear how it went besides for the fact that he was hotter than hell coming in in the casket. Yeah, I'm sure it was. It was hot as shit out. We would have been there, but we were on my bachelor party, which you guys were here.

hear about next week. But just funny, it was kind of like a roast from my understanding. Jake gave the eulogy and you know Dave was sitting there. It was kind of, yeah, like a roast. Like, you know he was sitting there just dying, laughing. Just sitting there. Pretending like he's dead in his casket. I was so glad I'm a part of it. Then he'd peek up. Thanks for coming. Lay back down. How long was he in the casket? I heard he got hot and then had to just get out. Yeah. So they brought him in in the casket in the honest. kidster, I think, right?

Like on forks in the casket? Because, you know, how many guys? Well, they've made that joke before. He goes, he wants us to be his pallbear's, so we can fuck one of his things up for the last time. And that'd be his casket when we drop it. We'd end up crashing the casket. But you guys would probably crash the casket. That's the funniest line I've ever heard.

He's so funny, dude. That is funny. Great. So, Spain, what do you think about your new car? Oh, dude, I'm loving it. Yeah, dude, you loving it. Proper rolling around town. Yesterday, when you just rolled by me and you just had your arm kind of hanging out,

like, dude, people are legit breaking their necks to turn around and watch you drive by. That's so cool. Because it's cool. Well, I think most... When they see you go by, they go like this. Like, literally watch the thing. Like, you'd have thought, like, the coolest Lamborghini you've ever seen drove by, but you got more looks than that.

Better. Yeah, I think most people are thinking, man, this town's sure going to shit. Keep an eye on him. What is this guy? doing is he's scouting out he's going to rob us later tonight we said you should go and just cruise ken's beach back and forth and just be like looking in people's garages when you're trying to like what are these guys doing it he does my friend spent he's just doing laps ken's got to explain it's going no it's been it's been epic man it's been a good journey it's a good

daily it's a really good daily dude you know what i thought was kind of funny is so i like was reading through the AI will like generate like a spark notes of the comments on the YouTube video but like one of the frequently mentioned things was like people are excited about the new low rider and happy for you to join the community they also state that you shouldn't be using the hydraulics while in gear as it can you know but it was just funny I was like damn even we have a portion of our audience actually is about the low rider life which is I can tell why you would be. It's freaking sick.

But they're just like, oh, dude, finally, you got a low rider. Like, so happy. You guys need to, like, this, that, and the other, like, it's just cool. It's just cool. So you're not supposed to use it while driving? That's what I've been hearing.

That's what I've been hearing after. It makes sense being that we broke. Yeah, I broke to shit pretty quick. It makes a lot of sense. I was like, yeah, this thing kind of burnt out quick, which we will get fixed. We will get fixed. It's on the list of things to get fixed.

Pretty low on it, but it's there. No, we have to, though. It's first priority. Don't worry. We got to get your hydraulics back. It's such a waste to have that thing sitting in the parking lot, not bouncing up and down. Yeah, that thing should be out front of Zorba's just freaking going six feet in there. And we are getting the Helcimino fix right now, too. We got that dropped off.

It's getting new lifters put in it. Nice. Dude. I can't wait to cruise the streets with Ev. Dude, how awesome is that? I can't wait. An insane lineup. I know.

I can't wait to cruise to Zorbao's with the freaking the green bastard. in the Hell Camino. Oh, it's gonna be so legendary, dude. Yeah, people are just straight up gonna be keeping their kids inside. Yeah, they're gonna be locking their doors. Taking their keys out of their vehicles. Yeah, locking their doors and shit.

Yeah. Yeah. They are putting locks on their gas caps. Keeping the windows rolled up. I can't even steal their fuel. I gotta run that race fuel, baby. Do you only run a race fuel in that thing now? Yeah, that's why it's so fast.

It's got a hot tune. No. Did it actually have a hot tune? Yeah. I didn't know that, so that's why you beat all the other muscles. I don't know what the actual, if there's extra horsepower, but it's like on aviation field. It needs to run 100. But right now it's 50, 50, 110, and 91.

Why? Why not just run 901? How come mine can't get a race car guys? How come he got that? Scott told me, is he run a race fuel? I was like, ah, I don't think so. I think it's 91. Yeah, it's a lot more sense. I heard that too.

I was like, no, we're not running race fuel? Yeah, why would we do that? That would be, like, just makes it more difficult. Why not just be able to fill it up with pump gas and drive it and get it. Apparently, the guys that tuned it said that this is the way to make it run good and stay cool. Well, yeah, definitely is going to be better. Stay cooler. Yeah, you could have done E85.

When you're realistically, for the amount of miles you put on it, like, kind of sort of worth it. It's way better than ethanol, which is a big pain in the ass. It does go bad, but it is more accessible is the only thing. So if you're frequently driving the car, E85 is the, the way to go. I would say E85 has become rather tough to get though, because it's like where is there a gas station around you? There's like one

race fuel, Ken. Well, I can run a couple reliable. Aviation feels. You just go to the airport and it's only, I don't even think it's six bucks a gallon, which isn't that crazy compared I mean, it's like four, yeah, for 91 right now. Yeah, that's actually not as bad as I thought. And like if it was one, 10, you'd be paying 13 or something. And

I think you can, if you put that in a sealed container, it actually stores, correct? It's got to be in a metal container. Yeah, like a metal It can't be in a plastic jug. And they did say, like, you could run 91 in it. It'd be fine. Just like, if you're going to get after it, get spicy, run good fuel. Which you will be every time.

What if you got one of those little gas tanks for your truck bed? I might wheelie. Could be dual use then. So Spenny, have you been getting some messages I saw? Yeah, dude. People are stoked to know that I'm, you know, not a fully white guy. Oh, I'm sure. They're stoked.

Yeah. And honestly, there's a lot of fans from the island where my mom's from. Whoa. They're like DMing me. Oh, I'm sure. Which is like a Caribbean island. That's really cool. It's called Trinidad and Tobago.

Mm-hmm. So, and like, dude, I'm got people like, they're commenting the flag. They're DMing me the Trinidad flag. Like, people are actually stoked, bro. You're half Trinidadian. I am half Trinidadian. Yeah, you are absolutely. I'm a Trineman.

That's what they say. That's what they say. A pretty big. island one 1.5 million people for sure then across the islands it is actually amazing like if you look at where people are watching the videos it actually is all over the world obviously they're more concentrated in certain areas but like pretty much every place there's at least one person we got to go to the island we have to we got to go to the island and then meet your family dude what it's like freaking eat some curry goat you've told us about it it sounds

actually lit. Eat some curried duck. Eat some curry goat. How far are it is? You're saying they draw a lot of rum? Oh yeah, the punching rum. They love the punching rum. It's like 101 proof. How like far away is it? Like how do you get there? It's far. Right by Venezuela. It's far. Yeah. It's off

the port of Spain. Just off of South America. Yeah. It was kind of like a coming out party for you there. Way down. Yeah, dude. It was lit. Because people have always asked what are you. People do ask what I am. Like, what are you? Why are you so dark? Why is your hair so curly? Are you Italian? Are you like

Mexican and I'm like, no, I'm half black. I just really am. The only reason Spenny is as white as he is is because of his dad. My dad, my mom is from a Caribbean island and my dad is the whitest guy ever. Glennie is. He is the whitest guy. White. Yeah, literally borderline al-Belago and he's got red hair.

So, like, my cousins are darker than I am. And your brother. My brother's darker than I am, too. It is funny. It's been a hard one to sell. I'm half Caribbean. Yeah, that's the truth. But I'd love to go and see...

Check the island out. Oh, that would be fun. That would be so much fun. It's crazy there. I'm sure it is. They got dirt bikes there and stuff, obviously. I think I went when I was like 14, so I didn't ride dirt bikes, but they got like scooters and stuff, and they got to have dirt bikes.

Pretty hot there. So, yeah, and there's like, just there's like rasta guys everywhere, too, that are just cruising around, which are pretty funny to talk to. So is that by Jermaine? Venezuela? Venezuela. Like right off the coast of Venezuela. Jamaica's further north.

Is it dangerous there at all or no? It's a third world country, so yeah, it's pretty dangerous. What's a second world country? I feel like you only really talk about first world? Like Canada, probably. I don't actually know. Oh, Canada's first. I don't actually know.

There's like the A team countries and there's like the B team countries and then there's the C team. Dude, an island rip would be freaking epic. I bet you anything. Like Key West but way better. Probably just like a dirt bike. around. Oh yeah, you can literally just ride on the street. Like, you can be pretty sick. There's just like fireworks stands everywhere and you can just buy

fireworks and just light them off in the day, light them off at night, like light them off whenever. Right in the parking lot of fireworks. Literally, yeah, literally anywhere. In the middle of the street, wherever the hell you want, you can just run what, you can do pretty much anything you want, I think. So how many... Firework thing in North Dakota, bro. How many... That sounds fun. Outs and uncles do you have there?

So my mom's got 12 brothers and sisters and I think there's four of them in Canada. So the rest is there. So there's like maybe nine. So how did four of them end up in Canada? So when my mom was young, both of her parents passed away.

They ended up just shipping four or five of the sisters to Canada to go get schooling and get jobs and stuff. And so she was just one of the ones that got chosen by the family to go. Wow. Yeah. And so she went to Canada. Like the youngest?

I don't think it was youngest, but she went to Canada when she was like 16 or 17 or something with nothing. She had never gone to another country in her life. All by herself? All by herself. Just her and her sisters. Holy socialized.

Jumped on a plane and freaking went to... Why Canada? Like, why'd they choose Canada? Is there like a program? It's just easy to migrate into, I think. I think, is that's why. But it's just safe and... Yeah.

Did she speak English? Yeah. Yeah. Your mom's sharp, though. Like, she... I love her. You can just tell when you're talking to her. Like, she's sharp, like...

Yeah. Very smart. So it makes sense that... But yeah, they came here with, like, no money and just went to school and freaking just... climb their ways up and... What do you do when you show up as a 16-year-old

with no money to a country? I don't know. No guidance. You just freaking go to school and get a job. Yeah, so she would have been in what, high school? Yeah, I think so, high school. Wow. This is a probably a dumb question, but like, what's...

Is there, like, a native language? Like, what... I think it's Spanish, but I can't remember. But it's also, they speak, like, broken English there. Like, it's hard to understand people sometimes. Like, they're speaking English, but you can't understand them. Yeah, it's actually... Like yourself.

Yeah, it's like yourself. Yeah. Do your, uh, like uncles and them watch the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, they're probably like... Dude, they're hyped.

Oh, I mean, they've, they've kind of, like, followed my racing career, and they like dirt bikes and shit. And they, like, some of them have, like, I think one of my cousins had, like, a scooter and was, like, wheeling it and stuff. Oh, that's cool. So, like, they like it for sure. And then one of my uncles is a huge fisherman. His name's Uncle Sipa.

And he, and he, he, he like is a big fisherman so he he's watching for sure. I think he watched the fishing episode and he's like into the bikes and stuff and they're into it for sure. Yeah we gotta pull up. Dude it'd be so funny. You gotta have a ton of cousins. Yeah I got a lot of cousins. We'd probably

have to bring your mom with. Oh dude my mom would if I was going she would go 100% because she's always looking for it. Obviously he's got to come with. Well he kind of sticks out he's too white down there man he's too white. Don't do that to your dad. No he is he is dude he's too white. Last time we were down there. You can't come here. He's too white.

So what? What do they do when he's like? Last time we were down there, we were outside this like, this gas station and there's this like Rasta man who had like big dreadlocks and like, you know, pretty Bob Marleyed out. And they like see my dad and they like go up and he's like, hey man, you're a white boy, man. You need to get a little bit of sun boy. And they're just like ripping on them for being white. He'd be like, oh, I burn. Yeah.

I burn. Yeah, it's pretty funny, dude. They, like, they love, they're always razzing my, when we went down with my dad, they're razzing him so hard because he is literally the whitest guy everywhere we go. He's the whitest guy we go in the room, literally. He'd go to Canada anywhere. He'd probably be the whitest guy. Yeah.

But, dude, yeah, they love, they love us down there. Your mom had you have had met your dad and be like, they don't make him like you back home. Yeah, I know, it's funny. But, dude, it's pretty epic. Like, my uncles will, like, they'll, like, climb trees and grab coconuts, and they'll grab a huge machete, and they'll hold it in their hand, and they'll buck the top off of coconut. And they'll be like, here you go, and you drink the coconut,

and they'll, you know, playing cricket on the beach and shit. Like, they love, they drink a lot of rum. They drink a lot. So what are they pouring in the coconuts? I think they're just drinking it right out of the bottle. Oh, you kind of got me into us. It's pretty damn good. Rum is delicious.

You were kind of on a rum kick for a little while. Isn't rum, like, extra sweet, though? Yeah. Like, pretty sugary, so it's going to give you a kind of a worse hangover versus vodka or tequila? I like spice drum, but I know there's, like, different kinds of rum. I don't really know how it works. I don't even know where it comes from. What makes rum?

Dude, they eat kind of crazy shit. I don't know what makes rum. I don't know what makes rum. Cow tongue and, like. Sounds like the liver king. Yeah, literally. Like my mom, my mom is like, always, he's like, oh, I would go for some curry cow tongue. Really?

Yeah, or like curry goat. You ever seen those little babies? It's gnarly. It'll be like a little kid, like a baby. He's sitting in his high chair and he'll show like a mom and she'll like literally give it a cow tongue or like a liver. And it looks so gross or like an octopus. Yeah. And the little kid just eats it up.

It's gnarly. Loves it. Absolutely loves it. And apparently there's a lot of nutrition. and whatever in it and it's a very raw. It's crazy. I don't know the name, but I think my mom would eat like everything back in the day. Like, junk, chicken, goat.

Like, she said that there'd be days where they'd go out in the back, freak chop the head off a goat and cook it up and eat it. A couple of little goat. Yeah, literally, like, they just do big cookouts. They're all about, like, doing big cookouts and just slamming rum. You ever heard, like, those, like, don't know what they're called, but it's like a drum. And they're in like, like ASAP Rocky has him in some songs.

It's like, do do do do do do do the steel drums? The steel drums. I love the steel drums. They got those and they freaking play those. And dude, it's a six spot. It actually is cool. It's cool. I want to go.

Yeah, we got to go. It'd be insane. Rum is made from sugar cane byproducts. Oh, sugar cane. That's right. Because my mom used to have to go and harvest sugar cane. Like she would go out with a machete and chop it all down. eating a cow tongue.

Peel it. This is like a guy reacting. But this little kid and look at it how stoked he is. It looks disgusting. It's almost, it's almost gnarly. It looks like a Johnson.

Yeah, I know. But she cuts it up. Oh, it's so gnarly. It's really not right. Oh, it's so gnarly. I think she cooks it, so she cooks it up. But look at the kid just dig in. To be fair,

he went right for the fruit first or the vegetables first. People are doing it though. It's not that crazy. People are doing it. Like a lobster and shit. But it's just like a whole food diet, I guess. It's just the mental thing, like, how you're not, like, used to it.

But it's just like, I don't know, like, you got a bunch of other parts of a cow. Like, it's just normal. And so it's like, I don't know. This kid's a good eater. It's a mental thing. Yeah. It's normal. Like, in Trinidad, if you, like, don't try it.

They're like, come on, man, you're not going to drink it, man. You're not going to eat the cow thong. and I'm like, dude, I don't know if I can eat that. Like, it's gnarly. My cousins, they feed their kids, like liver. I don't think liver's that crazy. Yeah, it's really not. When I was in Japan, I think I ate, like, heart, cow heart, cow intestines,

cow liver. And honestly, it's pretty gas. The best one was the intestines. Like, I ate it, and he's like, what do you think you just ate? And I was like, I don't know, like a shoulder or something. And he's like, that was the best steak I've ever had. It was so buttery. Dude, it was so buttery and, like, actually tasted good.

What a crazy content plan this guy's got. Oh, what? Yeah, this looks good. To be fair, he's eating lobster for lunch. But, yeah, they feed him just crazy stuff. This is what Jen fed Dalton as a kid. And Dalton's a beast, dude. We should have Jen make us, like, some cow tongue and liver and shit someday.

I would do. She just wouldn't tell us until after we're done with it. What a crazy niche. Pretty cool. So when you say the cow tongue, I'm sure they're on to something, dude. Oh, yeah, no, for sure. You know, there's a, uh, Taylor was telling me that Bobby and Drywall, once they're over,

they're, like, bottle feeding stage. Obviously, hey, but he was like, every once in a while, like, you guys could probably, like, just feed them whatever, like, they could eat whatever, like, pop tart or something. But that could be, that could be, we bring Bobby a freaking crab leg and we got to feed them good food, yeah, not pop tarts, but yeah. Growing businesses deal with the same problem. Too many tools. too much back and forth and not enough time.

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Bring them a nice filet mignon. My cousin X-O. My cousin did say she's like, yeah, once they're older, like they'll love eating like Cheetos and just anything. Once they develop. Because I was asking, I was like, can we feed them hay and all that? And she said, yeah. You just haven't had that bond yet. But once you guys crack a bag of Cheetos, polish it off together.

We're all around in the hay and share a bag of Cheetos. Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, well, I like that idea. I mean, I think we got some work to do with Bobby's campaign. Got a lot going on. We got to go to the Caribbean. Yeah, we've got to go to the Caribbean. Ribbon, we got to get our mini Highlander

Cal elected as mayor of our town. Evan's got to go put out a wildfire. Aidan's got to build that little hoonicorn. Yeah, we got a busy week. He's going to be big, big stoked for that. We do have something to look forward to, though, in our old age. You guys see the new law that was passed? In Minnesota.

The nursing home drinking one? Yes. That was like, I thought we talked about that. That was months ago. I don't know if we did. I don't remember talking. No, I don't know if we did. Well, comment down below if we talked about this before.

I think we talked about the nursing home like STD problem. Yeah, that everyone was fucking in them. So what's the deal with this drinking one? What's to deal with this drinking thing? Minnesota just passed a new law that allows nursing homes to serve alcohol without a liquor license.

Which previously they weren't allowed to, meaning the old people couldn't drink, unless they, like, brought their own bottle from the thing, but they, like, couldn't openly serve it. So they were throwing like keggers in their rooms, like college dorm style. Yeah, yeah, it was like, but they had to hide it from the RAs and shit. But you couldn't drink in the room. You can't, but like, you can't.

They like, it wasn't, there was no bar you could go to in your nursing home. Like if you wanted to go somewhere and someone just mixes you a fucking drink or pours you a glass of wine, you couldn't have it happen. Okay. And now they can. So is there like bars popping up in these things or what? I guess I don't know. It just was passed. But yeah, I mean, I could see them open.

and I could see them turning like the physical therapy room into a bar probably. Yeah. Yeah, let's get rid of the weight room. Just add a bar to the card room. Take out the library, put in a bar. Bingo's going to be so much more lit now. That's what I'm saying. You know, imagine, you know, when you do those little nursing home tours when you're in, like,

elementary school or middle school, you guys ever have to do that? No. They never took you into a nursing home and you had to, like, play cards with them or whatever? No. Mike is saying yes. Really? Many time. Had to go in and play.

cards with them? Yeah, same Christmas heroes or hang out with them. Interesting. Yeah, no, they weren't doing that at my school. Yeah, we would go in and we taught them about Farmville once.

Farmville used to rip. We got them hooked on the Farmville. You came, you went into a nursing home and got them hooked on Farmville, yeah. I mean, I was in like sixth grade. I wouldn't mind firing Farmville back up. I wonder how my farms is.

Probably terrible if you have. I know I got to check in on it. It's kind of like those games you play where like you got to keep checking in on them but like this one you grow a farm. It's like clash with clans with no battle. But you had to go back and harvest your crop. Fuck, we love farming.

Dude, Farmville was so fun. Oh, it was so fun. I miss it. It was kind of like tiny tower. Remember that? Where you'd like have to like grow a business or you know. You'd like tend to it. But oh, Farmville was lit.

That was my first taste of like social media addiction because it's on Facebook. So you go in, check it out. Check the farm. Next thing you know you're scrolling. Mm-hmm. Boom, they got you. It's a good point, actually. They got to put games on Instagram.

I'm surprised they don't have anything like that. Go back to their own. They don't need to do anything. The game is seeing how many reels you can scroll through in an hour. Yeah, literally. That is the game. Life's all about just finding new places to scroll. And Ken's really good at it.

Yeah, King can consume his reels faster than most. How many reels are you going through in a minute? Oh, at least 69. They should have a real counter. A real counter. A real counter? How many reels you've watched in a day? Yeah.

How many hours? floors of reels you think you scroll a day maybe cumulatively an hour i don't know if ken's a big necessarily instagram you're right actually he's scrolling all day long but he's not really on instagram he's not consuming the same things we are he doesn't really care about that shit he's not on tic he's not doing that kind of stuff there's always a lot of words on your screen i he's normally like reading information i'm looking at a million different things we're getting some stuff on facebook look at some stuff on Instagram. Booking flights.

The way he said that, just imagine he's saying as he's breaking. I'm looking at like a million different things. Looking at way more things than you guys. Way more, way more different things. Like, I can't even,

I have so many things going on. I can't even explain to you. I'm thinking about just locking myself out of, like, TikTok and Instagram for at least like two days. Just delete it. I'm not sure if you know this, Ken,

but like our business is kind of like ran off of it. TikTok. Yeah, TikTok I'm less worried about. but yeah i don't know i just need a good detox i just heard that in a podcast too actually the guy that's trying to live forever brian johnson he was saying that you guys see that brian johnson the guy that's legit trying to live forever doesn't he like some health condition he's got an autoimmune disease some kind of like stomach stomach disease that's what i got like his stomach's eating in itself

or something wasn't that like the headline yeah yeah something like that but so what's he going to do about it, like try some new shit and hopefully overturn it? Yeah, and I mean, like, you know, you know, you know how unhealthy people are, you know, how many people have stuff like that that are going to like get it and this can't take over their life and they're going to die way

sooner where he looks at it like, okay, I'm trying to not die. I have this autoimmune disease. I can't get rid of it. It's incurable. But how much longer am I able to live like a good life? I'm sure he'll be able to combat it in some way by doing some steps that'll alleviate it to a degree.

And he was saying, like, I've always joked that I'm trying to live forever, and I'm probably going to get hit by a bus. I was wondering about that. You think he's like a tweaker in a car? Like, if he's not driving a car, like, come on, man, I've been too healthy. He probably wants to keep his, like, stress and quarters all down, so he's, like, not letting himself be stressed about anything. How old is this guy at this point?

He's, like, 45, 42, maybe? That's what I do. I know what he's got, like, his, all. all the organs and his body were tested. And I think he's like averaged out to like a 20 year old. Is this the same guy that was doing like blood transfusions with his son's blood? With his 18 and his son. Yeah.

It's kind of fucked up. Okay. Is that fucked up? I mean, sucking the youth out of your child to live longer. Yeah. I'm going to go with fuck up. I don't know.

I mean, it's like people do like. No, his son was down. Like blood, like plasma. If your dad, Ryan was like Brian, Brian Johnson's not sick, but, uh, and I'm not, oh, yeah, no, of course. I would do anything to say by that. If it would potentially help him, you're obviously going to do that. Of course. But it's different. Yeah. But if he just came to, if your dad came, you can go, hey, bud, my kidney's only operating at like 75% efficiency right now. It's totally fine. I'll live forever with it. But could I have your kidney? So my body's just a little bit healthier. Because your kidneys, your kidney's only like 18. No, I'm just saying like that's what it would be like. Like, he's like, I'm a hundred percent. fine, but I just want a little bit of your youth, just because I want to be even better. Like, he didn't actually have a problem and need the blood of his 18-year-old son. But blood transfusion is not that big of a deal.

Like, people donate blood all the time. Yeah, I mean, you regenerate. It's pretty much used for, like, something else, yeah. A real reason. Yeah, definitely was a luxury. A silly idea. I mean, yeah, no, I'm seeing what you're saying. I don't know.

I'm not, I'm not necessarily on either side. I guess I don't, I'm not like. I'm also not like that's fucked. I'm actually glad because he has a few things he's posted about that have been involved in my life and he's like researching them. And I'm like, oh, this is good. Really? Someone's going to figure out some of these problems that haven't been solved yet. And so I think it's a good thing.

I don't really follow him. I just know who he is. I see him on X whenever I open up X every three months. That's a toxic place. That's a toxic place. You go to X. I still call it Twitter, but that's actually. like bad for you. You talk about

you feel like you need a cleanse from whatever. Like if you're scrolling that, that's bad. You're just consuming some of the worst stuff you could see. Literally. It's insane. It was like the internet when you'd go on like a dark website back when you were like a kid, like your friend, you'd be your friends. I was like, oh, you haven't seen the horse

or the video of the horse doing this to whatever. And you'd be like, what? And you'd pull it up and that shit was just fucked. Yeah, I don't really know too many people that use X. Like on on a daily basis, like, that's what they check. Do you?

Every time I try and log in, I can't figure out my password, and the password reset doesn't work. Oh, maybe because you have, like, 75, like, factor authentication things. He's got his shit so locked down. You can't even hit in. I had the most surprising customer service experience yesterday. I've been trying to order us some stuff for a video off of Amazon, and I had to call because it was linked to my college email,

which I haven't used in a long. time and all the resets would go to that even though my phone number was attached to that that one so I couldn't make a new one because my phone number was connected to the old one pain in the ass and it goes call customer service for Amazon for Amazon they have they have they have a phone number real people yeah and I went fuck me this is going to suck I got the most well-spoken young like clearly young guy it was the best customer service call I've ever had in my life, hands fucking down. Wow.

So how do they solve your problem? 10 minutes. He's on the phone. He's talking through it. It was the best customer service phone call I've ever had in my life. I was so impressed. I told him that. They're actually local too.

They're in Grand Forks. Yeah. No, he sounded like a kid from Grand Forks. 100%. I was like, dude, this guy sounds like he's my neighbor. He was so good. And he's like, oh, yep. Okay.

Awesome. Yeah, this was great. I got you. And I was like, dude, straight up. This was the best customer service I've ever had in my life. Did you stay on the line and leave a review? No, they didn't have an option for it. I would have them five stars.

I wanted to give them a tip. It was so good. You know, you know what's crazy, Ryan? I'm dead serious. I saw a video one time of Jeff Bezos talking on a panel. So, like, his big thing for Amazon is their customer experience, right? And so in a- fantastic.

In a board meeting, they were going over their customer experience wait time. Or customer service wait time. and they were like, yeah, you know, we're still like flushing out the data that we have, but it looks like the wait times, like, around like 45 seconds to get a representative. And he was like, well, let's check. And so they called, and it was like a 10-minute wait time to get a representative. And so he was like, this is clearly still a problem. We need to like double down and make it an even better experience.

Right. So like they just like obsess over that, which is wild that even at the scale. like the biggest company in the world, they can still have, you know, an actual human representative where I feel like most companies don't at this point. Whenever I have to use customer service, it always sucks when they're being too good. Okay, sir, well, I'm sorry that you're having that problem. I hate that. It makes me more mad.

It makes me more mad. You don't need to like say all this extra bullshit. Like I get you're being nice, but like let's cut this 15 minute call down to seven. for sure you know and then they're like okay sir is there anything else i can help you with no no that's all and i'm like trying not to be rude and hang up okay well thank you so much for calling today and uh using our service we hope that you have a good day i'm like all right yeah yeah all right see you later thank you that'd be the shittiest job i just hang up on them you yeah i literally just hang up on them help me solve my problem so i'm not trying to be rude like

i'm also trying to be nice they're never gonna find you no i'm sure they realistically i'd probably be doing them a favor hanging up on them because they and don't have to finish their spiel. They've got like a whole script they got. No, I know. Like, they're going through the script. I just hang up. I just hang up before they even start.

I'm always like, okay, problem solved. Thank you. And then just hang up. Yeah, me too. I'd do the same thing. So, I'm really like, oh, can you please fill out the survey? Blah, blah, blah, blah. And then that's-

Don't forget I've rated us on Google and, yeah, the whole deal. One of my buddies in college, his college job was doing customer service for a bank. And people would call in. Oh, he said, dude, the amount of wives that would call. trying to figure out one of their husbands transactions. He said it was 75% of the job. That's funny. Was wife or husband trying to figure out what the other one was doing?

Seriously. Yeah. Like, because they thought they were sneaking around? Sneaking money or, you know, they went on a trip and they spent money, like, something like that. Like, it was, he said it was all husbands and wives calling to figure out what the other one was spending. I mean, if that's not just total proof in, like, poor communication in a marriage. He said a lot of times it was. He's like, you'd look it up and he would like,

because they have to have access, access. And so a lot of times they wouldn't, but he would have the two accounts and he would see them. And he'd like look at the husbands or whatever and it's like brazzers or only fans or whatever. You know, like they were spending money on things that Brad knew that the wife probably was trying to figure out. See what he say? He just broke. Don't see anything here.

He honestly said he was like, I would try to bro out for the guy if he could. But he was like, if the lady had access to it. He knew the vibe. Yeah. He knew if the man was in trouble. It looks like you tried to buy a smoothie. It says a recurring subscription. It looks like the restaurant is brizards.

Brazars. Brazars. Brazars steakhouse. Yeah. He must have been, is your husband hot? buying a lot of fans lately. So, like, he would have to say the website? Yeah, what would they do?

I'm sure normally, I think... Pissed. Quick hang up. He normally said they were like, all right, thank you. Because, like, the suspicion was confirmed. That's tough. That is tough. Turned it down.

I was younger then. It was younger than. See, you've been seeing that. It's all over Instagram now. You were early on it. Dude, I turned it down. It's never. not funny. It is. It's just

so funny. It's always funny. I just watched another thing on that dude. 5, 10, 15 million. They offered you 15 million? Yeah. Yeah. Big college. See, he also like big capped on the fake jewelry. Oh wow. Who would have thought?

Dude, there's like... I think it was before that one. But he had like posted, I don't know if it was on live, but he's like open up all these bags of jewelry and they literally have like the price tags and it like says what it is, whatever the fake stuff is. But he's like, yeah, this is about a hundred thousand. Like going to these rings. He goes through everything and then people deep dove and just pulled out. It was like,

yeah, it was like $200. Dude, I'm like, anything that guy says. There's so many skits now about it. People are doing like cinematic edits of it and like funny skits of it. And there was one that was like, hey, hey man, you got a second. Who are you? And what do you do for a living? He's like, ah, he's like, I'm a college recruiter actually for what school. He's like in Jackson, And then he's just like, oh, have you recruited anyone lately? He's like, I've been trying, man. He's like, I just offered a guy 15, 10 million, 5 million, something like that. They're like, did he take it?

No, he turned it down. He turned it down. He turned it. How long have you had to go to school for? He's like, like this decade or something. Yeah, dude, there's a thing called I turned it down daily and they post it every day, which is hilarious. Every day. Turned it down.

I didn't go to college, but I turned it down. Oh. Yeah, I turned it down just to do this, just to grind front of the rap. So you had an opportunity to do the drug thing. Yeah, a scholarship and everything. Where at? I think it was like in Jacksonville. Yeah, a big band in Jacksonville.

It's a big college, though. And they offered me like 15, some shit, like 10 million or so I did, five millions. It's a pretty big discrepancy. A scholarship. Okay, but not $5 million. They offered you $5 million, I'll play the drug. What the fuck? What are we doing here?

Like, what I'm saying? But I was so younger, like, I didn't know what it was. Are you sure they average you $5 million? I tried to down. I had to go to school for this decade. But you would get $5 million? Yeah. It was somewhere, it was in the millions, though.

The most dumb lie I've ever heard of her. in my fucking life. Dude, we gotta buy one of those hats. You see that? They turned it down hats. Turn to down. I can't remember his name, but I found his actual Instagram,

and he's like a, kind of an underground rapper, and he's actually got following. Like, there's people that listen to his music. Because I commented one time, like, who is this guy? Like, where can I find him? And some, like, kind of,

or hood chick was like, of course you wouldn't know Whitey, like, wouldn't expect someone like you to know who this is. That's how Glenn gets. Yeah, that's how Glenn gets treated every day. It is, dude. Big boogie. Big boogie, that's right.

1.4 million on Instagram. Dude, I kind of feel bad for him, but he did do it to himself. Are you kidding me? This is the best thing that could have happened to that guy. Realistically, his reputation. Yeah, if he just getting completely drug through the money. And you know he doesn't have 1.4 million followers. Yeah, he bought that shit.

Like, watch, I'm going to click this. Click that picture and let's just see how he's got 10.8,000 likes. he got 1.4 million followers and he's kind of popping now. Even then those likes are probably bought for him too. 1600? 1600 likes like bro. That's how you,

damn, that's a nice ass car. Nice dog. Bro, I actually got some songs of his in my... Big boogie? Yeah. So you do listen to?

I've got a couple of his songs. I was just check. I swear I was wondering if it was the same guy, but yeah, he's not that bad at rapping. I actually believe that he's... He's actually got some heaters. Dude, he's got a...

He's got a... He's got some heaters. $10.50 million or something to wrap. He better be good at it. He's got some heaters. We'll have to listen to his music guy. That's a badass car, dude. Seventy's fuck.

That's almost like a mix. Mix between Spenny's car and Eves. That thing's sick. Those are insane wheels. I didn't know that that was the same guy, though. Honestly, I like him. I think he's cool. I like him.

I'm going to listen to his music after this. I take back what I said if he made good music. By Big Boole. He made a legendary clip, too. Like, that's one of the funniest clips of all times. I've been watching that clip is like two years old. I don't know. There's a lot of clips like it for me.

But yeah, when it pops up, I end up watching the whole damn thing. You said we have one minute left, Jack? Well, maybe that's when we end it here. I think that's it. Before our card runs out, thanks for listening, guys. We have a new podcast every Tuesday. That's it. Hit the subscribe button.

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