Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ken's Weekend Alone In Vegas, Our Future Kids' Names, & Favorite Pranks

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

In this week's podcast we get (some) of the juicy details of Ken's weekend, our Disney trip with the CEO of Bugatti, and other characters like Steve Hamilton and Frankie Lapenna, we discuss our future children's names, and our favorite senior pranks and much much more. Thanks to our sponsors! Use code WIDEOPEN for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/WIDEOPEN Get a $1 a month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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It's a pretty sweet car. Now I watch that on the thing. I was like, oh, wow, that's actually like, it looked like, you know, when you see it rolling on there, you're like, damn, that's a fucking built car. You know, it's cool. I love looking at it even when it's in the garage. Sometimes it takes someone else driving your car, your bike, your whatever, to be like, oh, I do love that. That is cool. I forgot I made it that cool.

Yeah. Kind of feel that way too when some other guy starts test driving your chick, you know, start wondering. Yeah. Oh, man. I really shouldn't have given that up. You got the jaw drop from Ken on that one. I haven't had that problem, but. Well, geez, Ken was alone.

Yeah. That is a good thing to happen. You said it like you have had that problem. Well, eventually won. I mean, at some point I did in my life. Yeah. Who hasn't, though? Ben, Ben hasn't.

Yeah, no, I have. Oh, never mind. I have. That's how me and my ex-girlfriend broke up. Oh, someone else was test driving her? Yeah. Yeah. He didn't even, he wasn't even selling the car.

They were just getting test drives. Oh, no. Oh, fuck. Damn. That might be too much to put this early. all right guys welcome back to the podcast great to be back what i mean i'm just kind of curious what number are we on uh 80 it is that's kind of what i thought 80 i was just looking back through my notes as i was you know refreshing myself on the subjects i'd written down it was kind of

fun scrolling back and seeing all the notes that we've had for other podcasts and i go man i can't believe that was 30 podcasts ago dang so you kind of keep them i delete them as i go otherwise it'll get jumbled up in my brain i try to do that i have a long list of notes though that I need to probably go through and clean up but like I mean that happens to me I chuck stuff in the notes like kind of more content ideas base and I dumb it down so much that I go back to it later sometimes and I'm like what was I yeah idea do I remember I go by my notes every day I'm like what do I need to do like I have like things to get done uh like I got this week's video like every segment that we've completed the segments we need to complete video ideas money

that's owed to me stuff like that yeah your notes are very similar to mine have you ever thought about getting a notebook like just a good old fashion little little book that you write down no really i thought it'd be kind of like fun and nostalgic to do you know i you should i mean i have one i have like to do lists that are tangible and then to do this on my phone the ones that are tangible are fun but you got to like take them with you sometimes that's true it's kind of like a piece of paper you're saying a planner yeah really a planner because a planner seems too OCD to me like I'm just talking like a book with all your stuff in it, all your notes in it. You know, he's got pages of basically what CJ's got in his notes, but, you know, just different pages of it.

Seems unpractical. You just have it right here. Dude, my dad never really carries a notebook and doesn't have, he doesn't use his phone like that. So he'll write on two by fours. He works in construction. So like in the back of his pickup, he'll have like full house plans, like written on the back of a little chunk of two by four. Really? Yeah.

Randy also doesn't put anyone's names in his phone. No, he knows everybody's number. If he was here right now, be like, hey, who's, you know, the guy that works, details your car. He'd be like, oh, yeah, no, this boom. Dude, that isn't, that's like such a strange talent. He said he, it started when you didn't have, like, caller ID in your phone and he had to know the electrician's number because he was calling him 10 times a day.

And he's like, yeah, I just built up a memory of phone numbers. That's wild. But he knows, I guarantee he knows every single one of your phone number. numbers off the top of his head. That's pretty cool. I don't know. I don't even know anyone other in my mom's phone. I know my mom's and I know Micas. Micas is super easy though. Yeah. I know Ken's. If like if I was ever in a situation where it was where you needed to leak it on a billboard like where I was like I need to call someone but I don't know who I would call Ken. Speaking of Ken. And if I tried to call you, you would not answer. Actually, you know what?

After you said that one time I felt really bad. So I put you on my emergency list. So it rings no matter what. I figure if Ken's calling me, I should answer no matter what. That's nice of you. So times have changed. Times have changed. Because he used to not. Kendrix.

How was your weekend, a big guy? Oh, yeah. Tell us about this. So Big Ken went to Vegas this weekend just to catch everyone up. And by himself. I had the best weekend you can possibly have. That makes me so happy. And keep in mind, we waited.

Keep in mind, we made him wait to tell us about how his experience was until now. I'm not sure if I still want to know. Well, he's going to give us an abbreviated, you know, watered down, watered down, cleaned up version. The safe for public consumption version. Safe for even our ears. We won't even know the truth. Well, let's hear, Ken. What all went down there?

So I went to Ford is this thing. You buy a Bronco. You can go to these different little sites across the country and you can, like, take their Broncos off road. So I did the one in Vegas. You could rock all around the desert, an old boy. scout camp and oh did that for an afternoon and then uh went back to the hotel did a little gambling came up ahead won a jackpot on a slot machine no shit how much two grand two grand that was my first hand pay i've ever gotten from a slot machine wow so you left at that point or did you

keep gambling and blow it all way oh no no i i got that hand pay the dude gave me some cash and he said hey you still got a little bit of money on the machine he unlocked it again and then i took that cash cashed out left. Smart man. I was smart. I was like, I'm up. I won. I got to get out of here. Have you taken notes over there? You got to win first. Yeah. You do have to win first. I was, I don't know. I'm extremely satisfied that you said that. I was not expecting you to be like, yeah, I pulled out. So then what? You wouldn't spend it all at the strip club. Not all of it. Really? Did you go, Ken? No, I didn't. You had a little shape for it. Yeah, this is a safe fruit consumption. His mother's consumption video.

Ken's got no reason not to. It was a great weekend in big, so I'll put it at that. Man, in and out in under 36 hours. No kidding. You were driving back just in time by the time everybody else was waking up on Saturday morning. Still got a nice lake day on Saturday. So you hit and run on them. Oh, that is honestly the best way to do Vegas, I think.

Get in at like 10 o'clock. Just one. Hit it hard for 36 hours, fly out at 10, or not 10, 9 a.m. in the next morning. Or Saturday morning. I think we should do that. Yeah. It's the best.

I'm down I'm glad you had to get I opted out of it when Ken was like My trip's gonna be Boom boom boom boom I'm like I don't even like gambling that much

And I don't know if that's enough time You'd been waving around in the hallways Pee in Yeah pee in pooping You never know Yeah I think Ram has one of those Camp things It's called Ram Ranch

You're going to that next Ken? I'm not sure if I'm gonna go though I don't like I'm gonna go to that Ryan got invited to that By some random guy on Instagram Well, I was like, Ryan, I think he gets a legit invite, but Ken got invited by a random guy. Plus one. But yeah, Ken, you said you had a Lake Day Saturday and then I was out on the lake with you on Sunday.

You had scratches all over your back, like from hands. So I don't know what. I don't know. I don't know where that came from. That's the part that you can't tell about it. I don't know. I don't either. Was there actually?

Yeah. And then he used to gave the same answer then, too. I don't know I don't know where those came from They're gone now So Yeah yeah They're gone now

Ken you are a legend I love your mystery Do we want to talk a little bit About our weekend So you guys went to Disney When I went to Vegas How was that? I want to hear about it

Yeah some people go to Vegas And get all drunk Cleaning up our acts Ken Some of us Making money I would say It was definitely

One of the most interesting weekends of my life it was a great time it was a great time but like looking at it reflecting back on it and just taking the entire situation as a whole it is so hard to explain to people it was so strange what we were doing and who we were with it was only strange because it was like you look at the group it was so we had the CEO of Bugatti with us he flew all the way yeah he flew all the way from Croatia he's worth supposedly $2 billion. He hangs out with Elon Musk.

He's dubbed the Croatian Elon Musk. Yeah, he's like the next Elon Musk. He spoke in Dubai in front of 15,000 people the night before he came to Disney with us. Yes. Then he shows up and he's hanging out with our stupid asses. And I think to add, I got to add something that you told me that this is his second vacation since his honeymoon. First vacation. Yeah, like this guy doesn't take vacations.

To me, before you get into it. Things around a lot of intense. intelligent people and now he's at Disney World with us just waltzing around going on rides so not only us but let me let me paint the scene of the entire group here so it's us me CJ and Ryan are dumbasses yep and then Steve Hamilton who is the guy who invited us we've done a podcast with Steve he's the owner of of custom offsets and fitment who we've been working with for a long time anyway Steve is such a G but the dude's basically just a great grown-up kid. He's just a grown-up kid. He's cool. He's the coolest, dude. He's the coolest.

So we got us, Steve, who's a grown-up kid, he's saying that's what she said. He's making sex noises and like just like basically being like a 14-year-old with us. You know, we're just walking around. And then we got his kids who are just spitting images of Steve. They're actually 14, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 12-year-old kids. And then we got. Frankie Lepena who is one of the biggest TikTok stars and he also has the biggest hinder

He is known for his dumper He's got just the faddest ass Huge ass Big butt guy So I gotta ask Is it real? Yeah You gotta see it in person bro

You got it Dude I'm not kidding you We got back from dinner on the first night He was like I gotta find the gym I got it good And like he was 1030 We had to get up the next morning He's like off to go find this gym

At our hotel Because he had to go hit the squats Good for him Yes So Frankie's got like billions of views, billions of views on TikTok. Like he's a massive, massive TikToker. But even the fact that if you didn't know that he wasn't a TikToker, you would see this guy and just stopping your tracks and your jaw would drop.

And that's exactly what happened to every single person we walked past at Disney. So either they knew him. He was the most famous guy I've ever been around. They either knew him from TikTok or they were just in shunuch. shock of what they were looking at because his ass and his hips are so big jim kardashian dude that's what they called him so we would walk like five feet behind frankie everywhere and frankie's getting stopped for pictures left and right and then the people that weren't stopping him for pictures were just like in awe of what they were looking at and then one guy would goes holy shit

you see jim kardashian back there but it was it was it was pretty funny like walking behind him because then you could see all the reactions on people's faces in just shock. So we got us, Steve, his kids, Frankie Lepena, the CEO of Bugatti, and then a couple of other Steve's friends who were like kids just like all of us. It was the strangest collective of people and we're just mobbing around Disney for two straight days. But everyone had fun. At first I was scared to talk to Matté, the CEO of Disney. Bugatti because I was like, I'm just so stupid. I don't want to waste his time. I'm not even

going to open my mouth. I'm not going to waste his time at all. I'm just going to smile, give him a nod, let him do his thing, you know. Spoken when spoken to. Exactly. But I mean, we started warming up towards like the second day. We were chatting. Like, everyone was having a blast. Like, I mean, it was. It just, it was a great time. We rode every single ride at Disney World because Steve has this fast pass because he's a part of a club 33. So we would just go. ride a ride wouldn't even wait in line for more than five minutes go to the next ride like we wrote every single big ride at disney world in two days we hit disney world in two days and normally it takes like five to hit all the rides and steve has gone there like a thousand times literally everything

literally a thousand times and um knows every single fact about disney knows every single ride every secret tunnel and in like knew his way around disney like no one else there it's awesome though when you do it with him when you do it with him you're just just rolling around like it's like you got the park to yourself almost and i don't think they really do fast passes anymore so the fact that you guys were like there's two and a half hours for the wait or there's five minutes and you guys got to yeah yeah steve is like part i mean part of the group and there's only like three thousand people in the world that have access to it i was jealous i've been there once and i was jealous but it looked like a really good time and i

was checking the snaps and stuff looking at the crew and i was like kind of from the outside i was like what is this what is going on there that's i'm seeing who we felt that way yeah we felt that way yeah that is pretty funny then yeah and we're just rolling around together for two straight days and the only thing on the agenda was just to have a good time like no one was filming no one was like trying to make anything of it besides for just like steve hosting us at disney world and everyone telling you everything you can possibly tell you yeah it was such a lifestyle switch up because we typically hang around kids our age which just puts us in different situations.

I mean, like the last night, we played, what was it, sharks and minnows or something like that? We played in the pool, like just played in the pool for like two hours. It was a blast, man. It was a good, like wholesome life reset. Definitely. Yeah, I want to be like Steve when I grow up. Me too, dude.

Like he's got all this money super successful, can do whatever he wants, but he is so chill. He's not walking around with like flashy, expensive clothes on, whatever else he's just rolling around just like cracking jokes he's not worried about what other people think about him he's just like treating everyone kindly it doesn't matter if you're the CEO of Bugatti or our dumbasses he's nice to you or whoever else on the street it was just like it was nice I think that is one thing I really took away from it because even the the CEO of Bugatti who's got tons and tons of money he even was like so like if you

would have seen him or even met him and talk to him you wouldn't have noticed it you you wouldn't have thought this guy is a billionaire. He was wearing a Batman shirt. He was chilling. He was chilling. He was also 33 years old. 35. He would talk with everyone and he was just, it was just cool to see basically the people

at the top, just you wouldn't even have noticed that they were, you know, who they are because they act so normal and, uh, yeah, no chip on their shoulder. And nice to everyone. And it's got to be one of the, they're not stuck up. Most positive aspects that you could. possibly be as a human you know super successful it's very admirable very admirable yeah man if if i took anything away from it it's like these guys at the top are no different than anyone else that we like hang out in and they're just smarter and work a lot harder yeah yeah yeah but like

at the end of the day everyone laughs at like i guess the people that we hang out with and mesh with we all laugh at the same joe's you're all kind of degenerates and uh yeah i mean it was it was it was It was pretty wild that we were able to, like, sit at lunch or dinner for two straight days with that group and, like, have the conversations that we did. I don't know. He was asking about YouTube. Obviously, Steve knows tons, but Matté was asking about YouTube. Yeah, I mean, he was, I think anyone in that position that's that successful is probably

a curious soul. And, like, he, one, treated everyone the same, but two was, like, very interested in, and what other people did and like our lifestyle and i thought the craziest thing was like when he was saying that um so he found out that we were YouTubers and and we like showed him our channel and he subscribed yeah yeah and he was like oh my god look at all these views and um that's me trying to do his accent and he's like whenever we come out with a car uh i always try and push youtube YouTube, YouTube, like, that's the biggest and the best form of media right now and marketing. And it was just wild to hear, like, somebody that successful, like kind of praise that profession.

He knew, yeah. He understood it for sure. Yeah. Yeah, bro, it was, it's like, it's hard to explain because you had to be there to, like, experience it. It's just such a strange situation at hand. It wasn't uncomfortably strange. It was just like, you couldn't. believe what you were doing.

Yeah, pop up this picture that I had Ryan take. It's me and him sitting in like a teacup playing a toy story game. We're wearing 3D glasses. Yeah. I drank beer with him in a fake German city. It's really odd. But yeah, I would say like overall, you guys were in such a fun, cool environment. Yeah, I'm in the world with that crew.

Like, it's so random. Yeah, I'm incredibly, like, grateful for that opportunity just because I don't know, like, when else you would ever get that chance and it was just cool to be in the presence of people like that and i was trying to just take as much as i could in you know yeah i also bothering them i was not trying to like hassle them right i was yeah you know asking questions like so what do you think about the Lamborghinis stuff like that he said yeah they all right because the guy drives a bugatti every day yeah so and also another question this just uh flatter me did you guys get recognized at all like three times i think maybe three times it was compared to his 300 we go to

disney world where it's like the most people ever and we were hardly getting stopped and i was like god damn if any if now's like now's the time someone say what's up to me like so i can look cool in front of these guys you know not like like hardly any i mean there was people and they were nice but yeah it was very strange and that does go a long way demographic at disney world that goes a really long way when you're in front of not that i'm always like hoping for this but If you're in front of so-and-so, and then three people come and stop you within an hour. It's like, now's the time to do it. Make me look cool.

Gas me up. Gas us up. You know, a couple people did stop us. And Matei goes, oh, you guys do have some fans. It's like, we got a couple. He's very humorously blunt. It sounds like, thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, to sum it up, though, my kids. My future kids aren't going to Disney without Uncle Steve. That's what I was saying, dude. They wrote it for me. Yeah, yeah, especially after that experience. Yeah, so shout out Steve. I'll be there with my future little Jimmy. I'll be like, last time I was here was with the CEO Bugatti.

What'd you do today? Play with Legos. Jimmy Iworks. That's an awful name. It's going to be a cool kid. You can just tell by his name. So gun to your head right now. You have to name your first born in the next 10 seconds.

What is it? Oh, shit. Ryan the second I'd probably do something cool like I don't want to say Axel but like something cool I was actually thinking

I always used to think Braxton was kind of a cool name like Brax you know but it's also kind of hard to say and then Alex's sister my girlfriend's sister ends up having a child name him in Braxton so I was like

that name's out the window now. How about you, Ben? I mean, I got a couple, but I don't want to air him out. What are the secrets? I'm going to steal? I mean, yeah. Maybe. Okay, okay.

I guess I get that because for their answers, it wasn't very serious. Yeah, obviously it was like. I don't know. I think Axel is a pretty sick name. It kind of sucked for him, though, because if he ends up being like a really smart guy and goes on to be a doctor, Dr. Axel. That's still a pretty cool name. Sounds like a cool guy.

Think your kid's going to grow up and be a good. Yeah, I mean, we'll be lucky if he graduates high school. I'd say stick with that. Axel Litzer has a good, you know. It does. It's pretty bad ass. Pretty bad asses together. There's a lot of people coming out.

I mean, not coming out, but. Yo, new names to drop. People are getting funky with these children's names nowadays. They are. Do you know anyone naming their kids like Ryan anymore? You're Ben? Like, that shit's boring. You're not naming them that.

Like, thank God, I kind of got a cool name. Like, you know, CJ, it's still hip with it. But Mike's pretty, Micah is a cool name. It is pretty funny that Micah is of a super unique name. And then Mike is like, I guess was Micah of a biblical name? Yeah, yeah. That makes sense. I was going to say, because not that there's anything wrong with your parents,

but your parents are very traditional. You know what I'm saying? Like, so like. Well, yeah, I think they were like, like, we want to name him something in the Bible. Right. And that's like somebody. Probably the coolest name in the Bible. Yeah, he could have been John, but I'm saying like, Matthew.

Matthew. Yeah, Micah's a sick name. I like it. Micah Samman. I enjoy it. I mean, I mean, I could be named. Evan. Hugo and my last name would still kind of carry.

Hugo Sandman. Yeah. That is pretty sick. Hugo Samman's a sick man. That is your sick. Is that what you're going to name your kid? That's what I'm going to go, bro. Maybe I'd name my kid CJ or something to abbreviate for CJ just so he can be CJ at the second.

Don't do that too. I feel like, let the kid be his own. heard that already i i actually when people do that and it's like uh little john you got big john and little john and he ends up being a rapper they ends up being a rapper god damn it no you guys know what i'm saying though yeah the whole junior the third whatever this and that yeah in a lot of scenarios you know it is like honorable yeah yeah But, I don't know, it's almost like, then you're kind of just, like, keeping them, I guess, under your, like, or in your shadow maybe? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to offend anyone by saying this, but I think it's something that anyone with a non-passed-down name hears someone that's like, wow, that my full name is, yeah, it's John the third because my, you know, a grandpa, John is a horrible example, but very good one. Like, like, because it's the most, John is the most common name in the United States. Is that? Is that fact? Look that up? Yeah. Yeah. What's the, okay. I was going to throw out of style. And also, the funniest thing, too, is Johnson is the most common last thing. Johnson. John Johnson. Do you guys think that a lot of people are getting away from the biblical names? Well, they say that, more than 50% of the people don't believe in God now in the United States. Yeah, I heard that too.

Is that true? I don't know. We better look that up too. I don't know where we're getting these statistics. but it is funny that all of us heard that. It is weird to think, though, how names, like, become outdated. Like, you think of, like, Gladys? Like, nobody's name in their... Gladys, that's tough. Their child, Gladys. I feel like we could just list a bunch of names that are too old to use.

Or even Richard, like, Richard, who looks at a baby and names him Richard? Not that there's anything wrong with the name Richard, but, like, it's just out of date. Our friends, Richard. Nowadays, it's, like, serial number X, Y, 2. Jay Z. No, it ain't. That's... Dude, the funniest thing about Elon is that he changed...

They changed the name to, like, something without numbers in it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they, like... No, I don't think so. I thought they did. I read something that they did. It's just pronounced. It's just pronounced a different way.

Oh. What's the... I thought it was just a troll it. Like, totally wrong. You're like, oh, yeah, his name's Eric. Then you look at, like, Axel. That's a sick name, but it's like, now you got to follow that up with the second child. So what do you name them?

I'm fucking... Drive shaft You might be on to something steering wheel It's just like I love that A certain name of car parts No ball joint

Why ain't the dishes gone yet? I know some people that do that with their dogs They're all named after car parts I like that I mean that's you can What's your take on that I think that you can name a pet anything Hence obviously

You know CJ kind of came up with a name Lunchbox That was fitting though Yeah. So maybe you've got to wait to name your child, let them, like, grow into their character. And if they're, like, digging through the scraps, you're like lunchbox. Yeah. You know?

Well, I could, yeah. You wait to see the first things that they do. Yeah. You name it like barf. I think it's even weirder, though, when people give. When they give dogs human names. A female dog, you named Kate. Yeah.

Like that, I think that's kind of weird. And the only exception, like, we ain't put it past me. if I had a dog, I might name it Steve. Okay, well, that'd be a great name for a dog. Or dogs is an inside joke forever. When I was growing up, our dog's name was Chloe. Oh. Yeah, Chloe the Sharpay, Chinese Sharpay.

Yeah, I guess that's kind of human. It's a human name. Mm-hmm. Like, imagine having a dog and naming it Brian. That'd just be weird. I'm sorry. I don't know. I just be setting them at a disadvantage right from the start.

It's such a stupid name. No, I don't know. It's just a very human-ass name. Yeah, I'm sure we could think of a list of names like that. But, yeah, very human. Naming a dog, Ryan, would be super weird. What's your guys' take on you have a dog and it dies? And then you get another dog and name it the same name.

That's weird. Who do we know that does that? I have friends. I probably can't spill the beef. They're listening right now. That's what they do the same. Same names. He's a good kid.

Each time. Yeah. It's weird. I think maybe the first couple is kind of weird, but then after, like, eight, it's like, no, that's just there. You might have a problem. Yeah, you're right. Maybe.

You know, so it might, it's like a, it's like a bell curve where it's like a little weird and then it gets to the top. And then after like 15, it's like really fucked up that there's that many dogs. You guys, I'm, I get where you're going at with like, I knew you just chucked eight as a number, but like, eight dogs lifespans that you're still like, that's a full human's life you know exactly that's what we're saying it's at the top of the bell curve it was like that was their thing it's normal but you get too far and then you're like why'd they have so many dogs my gosh i've really been getting tempted not i'm not seriously looking into it but i've just been

getting served so many bulldogs on my discover page on instagram i just keep looking at it and then alex and i are sending them back and forth just a big you know just i guess more of a brick meaty little brick how big you know just like the like like the kind that Rob Deere to Cat on the Fass Factory. An old English bulldog, just like beefy and just like, they don't do much, you know, just walk around, snort and stuff. They don't do much. I would say like, honestly,

I would consider that a fun fact about you, obviously. You keep serving them, but you like them. And CJ's always had a little special stuff. They're like, kind of ugly, but there's just something cute about them. Isn't it funny how dogs match their owners, you know? Right. I was going to say that before

you said they were kind of ugly. Or the end. Before you said the underbite thing, too, But, you know, yeah, a bulldog, to me, a beefy bulldog embodies exactly what you are and what you. Yeah, like you look really cool. You're going to have to quit caring about it so much. Yeah, for sure. And like, no offense to you, Ryan. And this isn't really your dog taking.

Oh, shit. You're a stepdad. You're a stepdad. But like, and I love Daisy, keep in mind. A laundra's dog, Daisy. You know, it probably does. But it is kind of a girl dog. Like when I think of Daisy is kind of just a.

a girly dog but daisy is the cutest sweetest awesome awesome dog and if you ever need me to babysitter i will take her for sure she made us a little bit of money today yeah we even well yeah now uh she actually joined a union and now yeah we're paying her and she needed like a certain break time between filming and all this i heard they were talking the lunchbox and trying to get caught up working with a lot of other uh dogs that work in film and commercials waffles yep waffles are neighbor that we sometimes put on our Snapchat story. What kind of dog would you get Ben if you were going to get one?

Probably like a Greta's got a Bernie's Mountain Dog Bridger. It's a cute little bastard. I love it. Little? He's like a massive dog. It's like 200 pounds. Huge. I don't know. Probably something like that. Really? Really? Yeah.

I might need to get a bigger house. I was going to say big dogs are like it's a rich person's dog. You got to have a lot of money if you have a big dog. They're very high maintenance. Yeah, they are. What kind of dog would you get, Mike? I feel like you would just get like this lake and don't take this the wrong way.

It would almost just be a stray that happened to be wandering around. You were out dirt biking and you're like, it's totally accurate. And it just starts like hanging around. You're like, this is a good dog. And you just take it in and you name him Steve. You don't really know how old he is. That's very accurate. You don't know where it came from.

But it would end up being a fantastic dog. Like it's just like chilling, you know, just the easy. easiest going dog i could see that because i don't think i would go out of my way to get a dog but obviously that's not really the point of the question but that's exactly how that would go and i've said it um and it would end up being the best dog was what i'm saying like it would be so well trained it does seem like they're always grateful sometimes i i really like especially in this conversation i i hate that i'm a cat guy doesn't mean i don't like dogs i love dogs but i want like basically the lunchbox scenario i'm just like you were allergic to lunchbox though uh uh i

You know what's super weird? I was like allergic to Bella who was Ryan's dad's cat that we had here for a while and I was allergic to lunchbox and now Sydney has a cat who I, you know, it's just... Don't like them that much. I love them, love them. Hair everywhere doesn't bother me anymore. Really? Did I get over it?

You worked yourself. Yeah, you just... That's what I mean. It used to be like... Oh, man. I don't know if that's possible. allergy medicine every time I come over now never and maybe if I like

you know do them and stuff them in my face I'll sneeze about it's super I don't know dude I forgot about Bella I forgot that we had Bella yeah living at the shop for like six months she got by a car so so there is so Ryan's dad had this cat that was kind of just like a shop cat and when we moved into our shop she stayed with us here well she lived at the house with us and then we moved to the shop

and Randy where was he living You moved back into a new house But he didn't want to have the cat hair He wanted to wait till it was tass He fell, white hair shedded like I just hope for like a stray to fall upon us again I would never go out of my way Like no ain't nobody

None of us need more Another stray here What about the time I could We should clear this up though for a second Lunchbox We ended up putting him back with his family Out in the wild

He had a bunch of wildcats in a family and they stayed at this resort just down the way. People feeding him. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, he's still out there running around. See, I don't think that we could get a shop dog or probably even a shop cat because who's going to like take care of it?

The taking care of it is honestly hardly a problem. You just got food and water. But dude, Bella ruined so much stuff. She ruined seats in the boat. She ruined scratches on the top of the car. I guarantee Mike, bless your soul. taking astray and it client ben finds it on top of his car one day or worse cj oof not gonna be good you think i'd figure out worse than ben no but your car's black oh yeah yeah you know like

it's a really good point there's too much stuff going on and i can't even like you know it's funny it's like i can't even we'll get upset about you guys having your cars in here it's pretty funny i left my super i mean this is like on a tangent i left my suber in here all winter and i loved it we all kind of loved it look cool in there but i was like bro no one really cared if i like when the Lambo and the GTR in here everyone's a little nerve racked for it but I don't think anyone I don't think so

well maybe not you two I mean at this point Like what do you mean you're just like We're playing darts and we're back right up No it's only yeah it's only typical things It's like just walking between them You know I make so many trips between them a day And this isn't me being like

You guys need to get them out of here I make so many trips between them a day carrying a bag or something I haven't touched them but could happen but then that brings up that point is like yeah if I brought a cat in here

and it walked on Ben's Lamborghini that wouldn't work yeah I mean if it was mine I wouldn't I would feel the same way yeah yeah and then you constantly got to worry about it like I'm right now like oh where's my dog at oh I gotta feed him whatever actually Ryan's dad once had a really good point

he was like a dog is actually sometimes harder than a baby because you can take a baby into a restaurant into the mall, into wherever you're going. You could take a baby. Could sit on this podcast right now. Maybe talk to teach him.

Yeah. You could essentially take it to work. But a dog, you can't take into a restaurant. You can't take it on vacation. I don't know. So you're leaning more towards the baby side now? Yeah.

You know what I could see? I could see Ken getting a dog. That is just a stage five chiller. Yeah. And he just sits in the merch bay with him. Ken is that? She should be a great dog dad. Ken goes to the merch bay, sits there with him.

Ken gets up, walks to the bathroom, goes with him, sits outside the bathroom. Ken's dog. He comes out the bathroom, goes back to the merch bay with him. Ken's dog's name would be like Andre or something. What would you name here, Doc? Andre the poodle. Be so elegant. I don't even know.

I've never even thought about that. Bailey. That's Ken's mom's dog. Yeah, that's why I'd be funny. The dog's a liberal. Dude, so I think, I shouldn't say that's what everyone wants, but like, Do you not want your dog to be a stage five chiller? I mean, I'm...

Yeah, that's best case scenario. I would say so, too. And sometimes since it's not, I would say one of my bigger fears with a pet, mostly a cat or a dog, is them having separation anxiety. I don't want that. Well, I've also heard this.

When you leave a dog, it could be for five minutes, five hours, five days. They don't know. You know, when they, like, said goodbye. They don't know how long we're leaving. You know what I mean?

They don't. You'd be like, kind of the same vibe, you know, I'm going to miss you, whether it's for five hours or five days. And they have no idea. Obviously, it's a dog. It's five days. You can't watch, like, TV or, like, go on their phone. But I just...

I guess you could maybe buy your dog a phone. Can probably get his dog a phone. I think when if your pet... No. Get separation anxiety, it, again, is, like, added stress to you instead of comfort when you do get to see it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

I think with that is if you have, like, um, it's what I'm saying. luggage or suitcases too like they're just trained like they see the suitcases oh yeah I unpacked my suitcase and Daisy saw me walk in with it and he immediately like came over and was like pawing at me because she thought I was leaving again

oh that's interesting she was actually sad that you were leaving yeah of course dude breaks my cold cold cold for a second I thought Ben was getting at like I just don't want a dog that has like baggage you know I don't want him to have a bunch of like shit

going on in their past life. I need a clean slate. I just didn't. Yeah, for a second. I was like, they got baggage? Ben doesn't want to deal with that shit. As nice it is as adopt shelter dogs.

No, I don't want the baggage. All that passed. Well, I can't believe that we're sitting here talking about, I've really enjoyed this, talking about pets for the past 20 minutes. Maybe we're extremely immature. Like, not only obviously immature in the way that we are very publicly immature, but maybe we're also immature as far as, like, where we're at in life.

We're like, dogs? No way. We can't take care of them. Babies, of course not. I think it's just where we're at in our life. No, I'm just laughing. That we're, like, talking about that. Maybe we're in touch, because I think a lot of people have kids that shouldn't have kids. And a lot of people have dogs that shouldn't have dogs. A lot of people that shouldn't have kids that keep having kids.

Most people that have, like, the most kids can't even seem to support one. what's your guys's take on dana white's slap league dude is gnarly like just standing up there and basically if you go first you're like in you have the upper hand literally sure but uh you know UFC is one thing because it's got like the whole it's common mixed martial arts you can defend yourself you can defend yourself

um you know if you're a good wrestler then you have some kind of a better advantage than if you're a good boxer vice versa in some way you know you can defend yourself in some way that one it's just like it's just no defense yeah i just like whoever's i heard i heard you like moan about that because i can't even watch it dude that's tough for you man it constantly is popping up on my instagram just because of the people i follow will be be sharing or whatever and to be clear like if you want to go out and do that go and do it but it's very tough for me to watch someone get just just willingly take brain damage and like you listen to these guys talk in the interviews and you watch them,

they are significantly worse than like boxers and UFC fighters even. The way they talk, they're like slurring, they're all fucked up and like, obviously there's technique that goes into it and maybe I'm completely wrong and this is slightly ignorant to say, but I think it takes more balls than talent to do that.

I would agree. And also a very good chin because realistically that that is, some people are just genetically or they just have a, I don't know what, you know, they can take hits like that, but eventually that's going to wear, just like every other boxer or fighter you've ever seen in the history of ever. I haven't looked into it too much,

but is there ways that you can, like, that there are people, those people are training other than slapping harder? I don't know. And also who, and who gets to slap first? How do they pick that? I think it's,

it's a coin coin toss, yeah. And what happens if you don't knock the person out? Like you slap them, then they turn around and hit them. And then do you get to hit them back? How many times you go back and forth? Tell someone gets knocked out.

So it could, if you go first and you knock them out on the first one, then you're good. Then you win, I believe. Yeah, but then you go next round. Eventually, you're not going to get to go first. So that's when it comes down to just being able to take a slap. Dude, you know, like you ever shook a guy's hand and it just feels massive like he's a man of the land probably, just got a strong hand. You imagine you're taking that guy's hand? I bet you it's like Andre the giant, dude.

Yeah. It seems like the bigger you are, the more advantage. you have at it but then again some of those guys up there it's like aren't aren't that they have their technique no there's definitely a technique to the way they're like hitting it obviously they're swing they have a lot of force and I'm sure you are perfecting that dude there's no way I could stand but you can't flinch if you flinch and then you get hit you're just like flinch and then you have to take it again really I actually I haven't flinch you can't flinch because technically you know you look at fighting in

general covering like boxers train so if someone's throwing a hook at this side of your head you go with it to lessen the blow you know what i'm saying so like you're that's why they're like kind of moving which i know very little but like so obviously if someone's going to hit you you almost want to take the slap and move with it to less than the blow but you can't do that and if they detect that it makes it worse and maybe i don't know a whole lot saying this that other people do but i remember seeing mike tyson uh and he trained his neck yeah to be the big biggest neck for these like these like bridge rolls yeah and so i was watching that's super bad for your neck but yeah it's okay it's good to know because i'm watching him do it and he's like

basically uh feet on the ground and then head on the ground it looks like he's about to break his fucking oh my gosh dude yeah pull up the old clip you should pull that up easily be able to find it um i was really blown away he he did neck exercises and then you look at mike tyson you're like well his neck is massive like he actually had the biggest neck in his weight class Yeah, the pictures of Mike Tyson when he was in his prime. So, anyway, I didn't know that he did next specific. I didn't know that he did next specific exercises and I was just like blown away. Yeah, like that.

Look at that. Does that not look like it would one hurt? Look at, yeah. Oh, man, he got that. It looks like CJ's future bulldog, dude. Yeah. I didn't know that. I don't imagine going to fight this guy.

That's so bad. That's so bad for your name. I didn't know that was a thing. They don't do that anymore. Okay. I don't think. But they have this thing called the iron neck. I've seen that already.

Yeah, it's for training your neck. When I was in hockey, my dad used to always tell me to, I don't know how he wanted me to necessarily do it, but he wanted me to strengthen my neck in case I'd get hit from behind because I would help basically protect you rather than potentially break it or whatever. Wow.

Ken, I got something else for you to pull up. Hey, how much money do these guys get paid? I don't think the slap league guys are making that much money. That's the thing. Just like the UFC fighters that are, you know, below, which is pretty public like they're asking for more money but I would imagine the slap league guys

are getting paid very very little from what I've heard Dana White talk about is just like the numbers behind it though for like social media impressions because it is extremely shareable yeah and anyone can watch that like anyone

whether you're into combat sports or not and you can be pretty entertained by like whoa what is going Like the primalness of it. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. I'd imagine, like, if he's doing it or getting behind it,

there's got to be some reason. But people said the same. For the record, I'm not saying it's not going to be successful. I'm just saying I can't watch it. Yeah. No. Oh, and for the record, I'm saying the athletes maybe not getting paid, but Dana White is.

Yeah, somebody's getting paid. Somebody, yeah. It's on like TBS. Like, dead ass serious. It's on TBS. Sorry, I thought you were thinking TLC, because TLC is sad. Oh, like, my 300-pound life. Yeah, they just exploit people.

What is it, my 600-pound life? You know, how big are those? You guys have a, being the editors of this channel, you guys have a pretty good library of funny songs. Well, when the 600-pound person does anything, they put a funny song. Yeah, dude, they don't feel bad about it for a little bit at all. Yeah, you can really do someone dirty with the edit.

Is that what it is? 600 pounds? Well, no, there's like, there's like, there's so many, dude. There's like a thousand pounds sisters, you know, like, two of them. There's two and they're like one, six hundred and one's like four fifty. Bro. Holy crap, dude. My thousand pounds sisters, they are some big woman.

Both of them together weigh over a thousand pounds. Yep. I mean, that's quite a bit. It's reasonable now. She's not, she can walk around. No, that's the other sister. I think one of the sisters is trying to slim up. Yeah, obviously.

See, the other one on the left slimmed up. Wait, so both of them were a thousand pounds? Wait, yeah. Neither of them were a thousand pounds alone, but. It's, dude, some of these people are at such a disadvantage, though, because of just their genetics. So, like, I would imagine if you're a thousand pounds, you, like, are at the furthest end of a disadvantage.

Obviously, you still probably should try to do something to make your life a little easier. but dude yeah that's crazy you could literally not do anything i don't think they'd do anything they wouldn't be able to even sit in this chair like this chair would break i don't even know if they'd be able to sit on the couch the couch probably wouldn't be able to hold them yeah man i think it gets to a point though how do you bathe that's where i guess at the end of the day i hope that shows like this i don't know if they are because i don't watch them but i hope they're helping them i think they're just making it worse that's what i'm i don't know if they're making i don't think

they're making well i guess they are giving them money yeah well they're I'm sure in the show they have like a trainer that's like... You think they're trying to swim them down? I don't think so at all. They're like, keep doing what you're doing. I'm pretty sure that's the whole premise of all of these shows.

I don't think so. It's just to exploit them. I don't think they're... I don't think it's going to have to watch it. I'm pretty sure. I mean, I could be wrong, but I have a very hard time believing that they're out there getting these women

that they're making their money off of for being big. they're getting them trained maybe maybe who were we with that's the whole I don't know if they were on the film set of that of a show like that or if they were like relayed to somebody but they were talking about like how hard it is

for everything they do like they need someone to help them poop and pee oh my god no what it was it was sex oh my god now I remember I can't say dude there was these super heavy people like I don't know if it it was that extreme, but in order for them to have a child, like the family members helped and, like, lifted up the role so they could...

Dude, I'm dead-ass serious. For the show? No, not for the show. This is just in real life. Just someone and I heard, somebody that is like a medical... Maybe we'll... Wow. I don't know who it was, but he was...

Yeah, it's a fucked up shit. And we don't need to. Think about that. Quick, someone talk about something else. I can't get that in the tone of my head. I can't get it out of my head. and helped it happen. You want me to show the video?

I understood the first time you said it, C.G. No, when you said family members helped, we knew all we needed to know. A dude must be working with a hammer to work through that fat. Because, I mean, you got to realize, like, you're going to be working with a nub. At the time you have a pelvis hanging out like that. Think about it. I mean, shit. Like, you want the video from...

I'm actually gifted. I'm changing the subject. Thank God. Just something real exciting. So I went to high school At a place called Holly High School It wasn't anything to write home about I enjoyed it

But they finally did something cool Really? Well they've done it a mirror of you In my eyes they did something cool No they uh you guys remember the dirt bike Through the school prank Dude It's been done a handful of times

But do you remember just the one Yeah the one? Yeah The legendary one like pink classics Yeah yeah yeah So I looked that one up of course Had to rewatch it after I saw this And I was like, oh, yeah, this is just, this is the only one I remember it.

And then, of course, I'm looking on YouTube. There's like 20 other ones. So it's been done many other times. But I just got sent to a nice video from my high school. And they did that as their senior prank. And they're facing all the charges you'd think they'd face. Yeah, it's a lot of charges. It's he wrote a scooter.

Well, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, I gave the buddy on the scooter some credit. We got a two-stroke, and he's revving it. Oh, he did it Yeah, yeah, that's like those You know, that's where I went to high school And I was so proud The two-stroke, homie, I was so proud

Holy freak, how'd they not get stopped? Dude, I don't know Well, man, we should Could have got a steady cam on this guy Yeah Somebody could have been on a one wheel On them or something But yeah, the scooter was

You know, the scooter was that But, you know, there's a GoPro footage of the actual rider and he comes out of the school Wait, you're talking about this guy? Yeah, this guy. And he comes out of the school and he like grabs second

and he almost hits a car. Holy shit. But then I guess they loaded up and they got caught in the parking lot. Yeah. So what happened? I think they got pretty jammed up. Like basically, you know, like

They didn't do anything that bad. That's what's interesting. In a situation like this, the adults, you know, the principal, the vice. ICE principal, whoever else is in charge, they're like, we have to do something. Right, because they could have to discipline. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, you can't just ride a dirt bite through the school. I agree. He wasn't doing wheelies or really being that reckless. For the record, I agree. So they got ISS, which is in school suspension. Okay. I'll tag that a couple times. Not crazy.

No, you just sit in. Oh, they didn't get the cops involved? That's good then. That's what I. I'd say that's a fair deal. So they threatened to. But then I was like, that's, yeah, they threatened to. They're like, wow, we've got to get the cops involved.

And then it kind of pushed away from that like it should. Yeah. And they got in trouble. Okay. He couldn't walk. That's right. And then anyone else involved, like, holding the doors, couldn't walk. That's kind of messed up because that doesn't punish the kid.

It only punished the parents. The parents are the only person that cares about the kid walking. I never gave a shit. But my parents wanted to see me walk. So that's a little messed up because I know that's a standard punishment. But what are you going to do? So that was for the senior prank? I mean, that's what they called it.

We drove a golf cart. It's not that good at a prank. It's not really a prank. That's just like doing a stunt to me. Either way, proud of them. Yeah, it is funny calling it like,

that's our senior prank. Like I'm sure it wasn't the class collective prank, but it was like part of their little thing. Like a prank would be like saran wrapping the whole entire school or the front door so you can't get, you know, or something like that. Yeah. I think for my senior prank.

Ours was so lame. car got saran wrapped and somebody pooped underneath it. Oh, no. That's kind of funny. My friend. You'd think. You'd think.

So they got away with it? He's so fucked. Dude, saran wrapping a car is actually kind of fucked up. Yeah, someone did it. You can pull some paint off with that. It gets hot and stuff and then, I mean, you wrap some poop in there too. That's not good.

When we were a senior, all the seniors would stay at the school on the last night. I don't know if that was a tradition. Yeah, a little bit, yeah. I guess like the sleep there? Yeah, like sleep intense or in your car. Like your bad idea for the staff's asking for right there. Let them sleep in the school.

We are getting old. Oh, wow, outside the school. Oh, outside. Outside. Okay, that's not. Outside. Well, you know, it's like Black Friday. Then we'll let you in until.

But every single year, somebody would crawl up on the roof and get in trouble or do something or and then that's when you would do like the senior prank. It was like that time. Yeah. And I remember everyone. went to bed and we're like so what are we doing for the senior prank and I think we'd like maybe did a couple different things but like nothing too big

and then the next morning like words started to spread did you hear somebody pooped under like or in the I think it was in the principal's parking spot and everyone was like who was it who was it but we had this one friend that would poop on demand anywhere

he's looking pretty guilty he's pretty red hand I don't think he ever admitted it but he would just smile very smart of him so we all know it was him but I don't think he ever admitted it which is so funny but uh

yeah I love that I want to say that's what I just love that I wish I could poop on the man I love that he stepped it up from um so what what is our senior prank you're all sitting there like camping out into his own hands saran wrap the principal's car everyone's like okay it's like us coming up with ideas all right

yeah we got that but like we got to step it up and then finish this thing And that's what he's doing with his poop. He's like, yeah, we've got to finish this thing. I think you even loaned soldiered it. Wow. That's balzy, man. That's smart, though.

If you want nothing to get out, you got to do it by yourself. Unless you've got some trusting friends. I think the year before, all the seniors brought their dogs or animals or pets to school. Seems like a health risk. Yeah, probably. And I'm getting old. I like the idea of when you get like chickens or goats or whatever and you number them. like one, two, three, or you just do one, uh, three, four.

And then, then, you know, like, they catch the goats. You know, like, where's two and they're still looking for it or whatever? Like, that's a classic. That's a good one. Obviously, that's been done tons of times. But that's just like a pretty, as long as the animals aren't getting, you know, hurt or whatever, but that's a good one. What'd you do?

Did you guys have any? I don't think we did one. I can't remember. I legit can't remember. I remember. I think we put, we put the golf cart inside or school, like a, like a groundskeeper golf cart did a bunch of other lame stuff no like craning the principal's car on the roof and stuff like that you know how the fuck would you even manage to do that like you know realistically like

they don't leave their car there overnight it's true yeah they're just asking for it then yeah i'd say walking away from maybe this whole podcast but comment down below i i'd be so curious what like senior pranks what your senior prank was regardless of what it is and what it was if it was the most savage one that you think has ever been done i saw that there was a school in Texas that had to call off graduation because 16 of their 30 students didn't graduate. Why didn't they just have to 14 run it? I don't know.

It must have been like, that's not worth it. Wait, wait, wait. 16 more people makes it worth it? I don't know. I'm a little worried because, like, is it just because they just didn't graduate or was it because of a brain? No, I think it was because of, like, grades and attendance or something. They were just embarrassed.

They were like, we're going to just slow. off of this class off. But I was like, what a terrible stat to get out on the internet for your town. The fact that it got reported on was kind of sad. It's 50-50 shot if your kids are getting graduate from our school. Well, shit, my kid graduated, I'd be pretty happy a bit. Good job. Beat the odds.

Yeah, you beat the odds. Ken, to wrap up, can we play that video that I sent you? All right, this is bringing back an old segment called Idiots on the Internet or something like that. I can't remember what I called it. I don't know who these backyard Broncos guys are. I think they're Canadian, but God damn, are they hilarious? The group of them, their group dynamic is insane. And the premise behind this is they're selling a car to this guy, and he came to buy it.

Okay, okay. You didn't have some trouble with that, hey, there we go. Oh, hey, what are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? Sorry, my side. It's already running, buddy. Yeah, yeah. I'll listen to that.

Yes, yes, yeah. You're going to have to get used to her, huh? All right. I'm going to back out high. It's a turd wing. Oh. You good? Dude, I am so sorry.

Wait, who's the prank of? No prank at all. With that guy. I think that was real I think they were trying to sell the car Like okay we did our we had our phone with this car We got to get rid of it And apparently when you're trying to sell a car

That you made it a convertible Probably for like 500 bones That's the type of guy that shows up There's no way that was real That's what I thought But there's no way There's already a shitty car That's why they did it's tough

You know There's a problem when homie doesn't even bat an eye About the chopped off roof Yeah But like bro That is what we would call a hermit like he lives under a rock I don't know if it stays in whatever

I think you guys live under a rock for believing that yeah I'm here for good entertainment no no no no hey Ken play it I'm not saying it's bad entertainment I'm just saying do you guys actually believe that here's why here's this is

just a really dumb ass funny take as to why I believe it play it again Ken it's when he turns the key double the time's like oh hey what are you doing man what you're doing oh it's because he doesn't even know how to start a car it was just like he knew the car was running it was just like a skit so here's why i believe it's real because of his hair

dude the guy i know the hair did kind of confuse me i know look at his hair he's got the best bedhead going on right now you know it's fake i mean okay fine it can be fake and less fun but god damn that guy really acted like a good weirdo yeah yeah he did great if there's anything we can take away from this like he acted like it's just a civic they chopped the roof off and for them they do a lot of these and if this one isn't real which I agree maybe it's not but they get a ton of like

iffy funny interactions with people when they're trying to kick guys in the nuts for cars and stuff like that but this one definitely worked it's got like a ton of views and you know the way they like don't film his face like if like well I don't know it's just not as fun to be like fake no no no it's funny

It's funny, but like, it just... I got to go. I got a meeting with a YouTube manager. Cripes. Shit. On that note. All right. On that note, life is fake.

I just... Mof-woo. Mof.