Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Lowballing People on Facebook Marketplace, Updating Gavins Tinder Profile, & New Vs Old Truck Reliability

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

In today’s podcast Gavin and Ben share their strategies for lowballing people on facebook marketplace. We then figure out that Gavins is faster than he wants to be in some areas so Cj gives him some advice to help him out, and then we update Gavins Tinder Profile. We then talk about sauna dominance, New Vs old Truck reliability, and keeping 3 wheelers alive across the world.  Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book an appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash-brown and a small iced coffee for $5. Plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. I've been blocked by so many people trying to buy things for you most of the time. I can't even bring it up here. It's a personal problem.

Really? Scratch the whole roof. No! Yeah, of my Matt Black G-Wagon. I can give a good kick in the nuts. Oh, 100%. So technically you're maybe more of a caveman. Genetically inclined.

Would you be up for another round of speed dating? Why are you wearing sleeves right now? Yeah, what's up with that, Gav? Cold out, man. It's chilly out. Are you going to delete them or am I going to have to do it for you? Cut them off. Actually, am I going to be able to do this if you're wearing sleeves?

Should I change real fast? No, no, no. Just get rid of those. You guys being serious? Yeah. You want to cut them? We can get you new ones? Yeah.

No hoodie like that. What kind is it? Ken, can you get a little? some scissors. Oh, you're being real 100%? We're cutting them. We're making it uncomfortable. Oh, God. Just put a nice cut here and then you can rip it, rest away with your hand. Dude, I actually, this is like my favorite

hoodie. That's too bad. Are you being dead ass? We actually do. The problem is we have Ken doing this. And Ken doesn't have much finesse or touch. And he's got a sharp. With the knife just all the way out. Oh, geez, no, it's flying on the room. He's going to end up stabbing, Gavin. Do it below the scene. You did it above the seam.

You got to go below. On the seam. And cut towards your buddy not your body bro please be careful 10 even when Gavin hops on a you only gotta do just a little

give it a good rip just go here we go for 10 yep yeah gotta let them breathe yes sir oh man I feel good you do look a lot better

with your sleeves cut dude thanks siege you're the man all right one more wow it does look good if that was already your tattoos it really just fits thank you

if that was already your favorite sweater what is it now oh really my favorite now Dude, it works out because, look, you got rice all over your sleeve. Now you don't even have to deal with it. No, don't have to wash it now. A sleeve delete. Oh, oh, baby.

Come on, Ken. Oh, bad pair. Ken, what are you doing? Ken is about the last guy I'd want. Yeah, I'm pretty scared right now. Crawling around with a razor blade that close to my arm. There you go. Let's go, Ken.

Yep, yep, yep. Ken, just pull it. I feel like, Ken. Oh, no. what are you doing it's a toga or whatever it is looks like a gym tarp now you really kind of ruined a good thing there come on ken just tear and go tear and go oh gab i hope you didn't like that sweatshirt i loved it it was my favorite well you can go get yourself a new one at c boys tv.com yeah only a couple more weeks left

in that raptor giveaway yeah so really we just did you a favor thanks fellas that's actually pretty good that's all right it looks good gav ready to party Ready to roll. Welcome to the Life Wide Open podcast with the boys and our friend Gavin. Thank you, fellas. Now that the sleeves are off, it seemed to be like kind of the trick to making the magic happen this morning, too. It's like sleeves just restrict you. You know, you just can't be a free redneck if you're wearing sleeves all day. So how to delete them?

Let's talk about this morning. Yeah, so I showed up to the shop. Well, actually, I got a call from Gavin last night. And he said, hey, can you go to the bank in the morning and get some cash? And then I'll Venmo you, but I have this guy coming. with a three-wheeler. I was like, okay, go figure. And I need to pay them.

I was like, all right, yeah, yeah, I can go. And I was like, well, I don't know. Maybe let's work out a deal here. Let's make something happen. Maybe we buy the three-wheeler and we work something out. Which I didn't like. I didn't like that idea to start. Yeah, he did not like that.

Like he was like, I already put in the groundwork of getting this three-wheeler here. And now you're trying to swoop it out from underneath me, right? And so I was like, all right, all right, that's fair. What did you negotiate? Do you got it down? 100%. Dude, I negotiated for about 30 minutes on the car ride home last night, actually. Evan, listened to the whole thing.

How'd I do? Gab starts by telling me, I got this Wheeler for $2,000 being delivered. So he tells me before he makes the phone call. I didn't get it for $2,000. Turns out, I don't even think you had talked to the guy yet. He already has it locked in for $1,000 less than asking. So right away, he's hitting him with the $2,000, $2,000 in a T-shirt. Has he even asked about delivery yet.

A T-shirt? The guys just saying hard no on the 2000. then it's 21 then it's 21 50 then it's 22 i can't hear what the guy saying on the other side of the phone you're like 22 50 cash and a t-shirt and you have to deliver it and do you accept venmo so he know who he was talking to like did he know that you're the like you're so desperate for a three-wheeler that you would pay anything oh he knew i was going to pay five grand if i had to but 22 50 cash do you accept venmo he said no as someone who does not negotiate that had to just pain you the whole way through well i would have

just met in the middle from the two grand to the three grand and he said 2,500 right away and then gavin rattled for 15 minutes to still pay 2,500 skipped all the steps ev's a big non-negotiator guy that's not true at all absolutely hates a good kick in the nuts deal i'm not a message a random person for 3,000 less than asking price kind of guy yeah but i mean you never know where it might go Is Ben's specialty? Well, you miss 100% of the shots that you don't take. Damn right. Wayne Gretzky, Ben Ross.

How many of those low, low ball offers have been accepted? So many. 95% of them we make a deal. Yeah, because they block you and then we message them and come in at a reasonable price and make the deal. Yeah, but a reasonable price then comes in looking like a freaking superhero offer. Yeah. True.

Reverse psychology. I don't know. I'm just saying, like, we have bought in so much. off Facebook marketplace. Like, we're making, like, a deal happen every week. So say 52 deals a year. Some serious coin to be saved. It adds up, right?

I mean, what's the worst that happens? Like, they're insulted and they block you? Yes, that's what they do. But sometimes that happens. And then I send one of you guys in. And then when we come in and we go a little lower, we still have, like, another five guys that can hit them with some offers. But, like, even if you offered just a reasonable thing less,

they might stick to their guns and be. be like, no, I want full asking. But then when you follow up and do a reasonable offer and they're like, I was just talking to this guy that wanted to give me three grand less, this is a lot better. They end up taking it. There you go. If they don't know who we are.

And all I'm saying is a lot of times people that are posting stuff on Facebook marketplace, they're not trying to give a good price off the rip, but they are trying to sell it because that's why they have it listed. So also just in general. They're usually trying to sell it. And especially if you hit them with like, I'll pick it up tomorrow, cash. Cash money. That goes far too.

Nobody puts the listing price as exactly what they're hoping to get. You always put it a little high because you assume people are going to come in and offer you less. It's just like going to the car dealership. You don't just walk in and just go, okay, the sticker says 50,000. All right. Here's 50,000. You're like, what can you do? Oh, shoot.

I thought you walked in and they said sticker was 50 and he went, all right, I'll give you 55. Well, some of us here do that, but, you know, that's just. just how negotiating works. We do it's a little different too. We're just messaging people and we're not actually looking at the machine. It's way different. I like to like if it's something that I actually want to buy, I will not even negotiate price until I'm there. Yeah. And I feel like that they might be saying no on marketplace, but they're going to take it when you're there in person with cash and a truck ready to go. Yeah. That can go that way too, but sometimes it doesn't. With with us though is like if i'm messaging somebody you know one of uh one of our helping hands

one of the guys will go and pick it up right and i don't fully expect them to be doing like the negotiating or kicking them in the balls and and uh yeah so i'm a big kick him in the nuts kind of guy evan is like give them 200 bucks more than they're asking no i'm a not negotiate on marketplace kind of guy is what i am i guess but i don't know i think there is something to be said too about not negotiating until you're in person because usually they're just like oh it's just easier just to i've already gone through all this time and i hate when people do it to me like when people start making offers i'm like come look at it and make me an offer yeah i hate playing the game because how many people you'll tell them all right you know what i accept your offer you meet in the middle

and then they go oh i was just seeing what you wanted for it and then i don't know it's just annoying it's waste of time the other thing though is like when you want something let's say you're looking at something personal that you're buying you wouldn't probably message them if they were way out of line on the price oftentimes we're scouring and we need one thing and there's only maybe two for sale and the guy is way out of line on the price yeah so like if it was just a personal thing for pleasure you just wouldn't even bother talking to the guy but it's like he's he's so high we got to see if we can actually do a reasonable offer yeah because like you do have to a low mile or like a reasonably priced, reasonably speced Honda Goldwing trike.

There's like freaking three of them for sale in Minnesota. You got to, you got to search. If you were buying it for yourself, you'd be like, this guy's out of line on the price. I'm not even going to, we're probably not going to make a deal. I'm not even going to bother looking at it or talking to them. So that's why we do have to kick people in the nuts sometimes. Yeah, you know your clientele, though.

When you're trying to buy a Honda Goldwing, you usually know like what those people look like, and they do not take kindly to a kicking the nuts offer. We found that out. I've been blocked by so many people trying to buy things for you most of the time. It's the older dudes. Just like when I throw them an offer, they are offended and they are just. You got to be careful sometimes, man.

That goes along with negotiating in person. I mean, you want to do it in person for the most part. But be careful about who you're treading on because there's some good old boys. You don't want to hit too hard with a low number. I'll tell you that. I don't want to come to their farm and be like, I'll give you a thousand dollars less than you're asking. You'd be like, get the fuck out. my property. I had that happen, dude. They're like, dude, get the hell out of here. And then I'm like,

okay, that was $500 more sound. Then we start warming up to them. You know, put it on, but you got to feel it out. Gab's actually pretty good at negotiating. Besides for this last deal, it sounds like, because it was on the phone. I wish I would, I wish I would have just filmed it yesterday. Yeah, but you're, you're normally pretty good at finding good deals. I'm one of the better ones out there. Really? Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty heavy statement. I can give a good kick in the nuts. Can you? Oh, 100%. But you're a big in person guy. Big in person, only in person, man. You show up and then become friends with them, like I'm friendly with everybody,

but just start talking, get the vibes flowing. So is that a false friendship? No, it's not false at all because most likely we can get a beer afterwards. Unless you really? Unless I really kick him out of the guts. Yeah, normally that happens. So then just warm it up a little bit,

start throwing an offer. He doesn't take that offer. All right, I got a T-shirt in the back of the truck. Always keep two extra T-shirts, medium and a large, because those fit pretty much anybody. And just hope they take it from there and then slowly work your way up,

$50, $100, just keep kicking them. And normally they'll take it at some point. You got skinny rednecks in Colorado. We're in a large XL crowd around here. Imagine this guy who's like never even heard of Gavin. He's like, hey, listen, I'll throw you in one of my T-shirts. He's like, I don't want your T-shirt, bro. He's like, it says three-wheelers.

I'm selling mine. Like, I'm out of the game. Right? 100%. Yep. Three-wheelers. Yeah. Yeah.

Nope. Treda.com. Nope. Nope. Three-wheelerers. So wait a minute. Nope. Four-wheeler's a good one.

That's a really good one. Nope. Four-wheelers? Nope. Nope. What happened with this Facebook Marketplace deal? Because I just got there when it showed up this morning. So we got sidetrack.

What happened? Yeah. So keep going. Ben. Yeah. I mean, Gavin basically asked me to grab the cash. And I was like, yeah, for sure. So I get the cash, show up.

Gavin's already doing the deal, right? He had just everything set in place, except for he didn't have the money, right? That's in the key component. So I came in. I gave Gab the money. He bought it. And he was like, all right, I'll Benmo you. And I was like, well, let's maybe work out a deal.

Let's maybe work something. make something happen right i mean it'll be in gas video but evan was like you guys should do a wheelie contest and uh we did it on yeah stark quad which i'd been practicing for all freaking morning for an hour straight gab would just put in a full shift right and i hopped on their cold wheelied across the parking lot and it was like a time thing and then gav hopped on and and set it down after like a second and a half it was so bad it was terrible you did 16 he did two and a half so seconds so basically whoever won the wheelie contest retained ownership of three wheeler correct so after i won it

uh i i won the three wheeler that i bought and uh it just felt good like you know gavin put in all the hard work of of finding this three wheeler and then what i thought negotiating a good deal evan might argue that and then yeah i came and swooped it out and like it hurt my feelings actually like the best feeling was just seeing Gavin watch watching me ride his three wheel around and like knowing that he would have been like doing all of his extra like movements on it like oh yeah like like hollering and you know when I was riding it was Gavin was like what do you think and I was like kind of sucks and just like the look of defeat on Gab's face like just a straw man yeah when you didn't get it started on the first pull he couldn't keep his hands off the wheeler he's trying to push you out of the way he just wanted to rip that cord You're calling me a three-wheeler cut guy. I just want to share the one. Nothing wrong with that.

You know what you should really do to just rub it in Gavin's face is tonight we have that big pile of pallets that need to be burned. Burn it. Oh, my God. See how long it takes for the three-wheeler. You're getting ahead of yourself. What am I? Yeah, so I was riding around and Gavin was just like beside himself that he just lost this deal. I think he was like, well, let's go double or nothing.

Like, whoever can wheelie the three-wheeler longer. You know, that's when I should have just take the three-wheeler and rode off into the sunset, but I was trying to be a nice guy, so I let him fight for it. Can't quit while you're on a heater. Right. While you're winning, you can't quit. Yeah.

So, yeah, we did the same contest on a three-wheeler. And who would have thought the three-wheeler guy won? Well, we had to take off the sleeves first. Don't forget that. And that's when Gavin said, oh, I know what the problem is. And he took his Lulu Lemon off. Hey, Jill, Jill. He took his white redneck's wearing Lulu lemon.

Trying to be comfy. morning, man. I knew I was making a deal happen. It was 14 degrees, mind you, when Gavin's pulling the sleeves off. Yeah, it was cool. I had to be done, man. Yeah, so he dropped the Lulu Lemon, which I know was hard for you. Chill. Why do you love Lulu? Yeah, I don't not understand that, man. It just seems so off brand. It just seems so off brand. Like, it makes no sense. You know what he told me this morning? Ev, if you lived right next to a Lulu lemon, you'd be buying it too. Well, you're kind of showing your cards there. I thought you lived in the country.

Oh, man. How many double wides are next to the Lulu outlet store? I'm like 20 minutes from the outlet. So that's what I was telling them. I get them for half price. So that shirt was like what? 20 bucks. Super cheap.

It was 40. Okay, maybe 40, but still super cheap. Yeah, I don't know. Man, just comfy clothes. I don't doubt that. I don't doubt that. I don't know. Yeah, it just seems kind of fancy for a redneck like yourself.

It just seems kind of fancy. I think you look good in it, you know. I appreciate that. I mean, it is a good comment. with, like, the dirty jeans and stuff. Right. No, I think I'm going to just start cutting the sleeves. You know, I got some Lulu sweats to start making them half sweat. It maybe helps with getting, like, some cleaner, high-end girls, I'm sure.

Well, dude, yeah, I'm running down these redneck chicks all the time. They're getting too heavy. They're eating McDonald's constantly. You know, I want somebody. You're trying to get some, some maybe more fit? You know, just eating Jimmy John's once a week instead of McDonald's. He's a little bit healthier. There we go.

Medium fast food instead of fast food. There you go. Exactly. So, anyway, I want the chance to win this three-wheeler back. I don't think it's done. This is just the beginning. of it. I think so too, but you're not winning it back. Yeah, so we're going to have to figure out what exactly that looks like. The four-wheeler was middle grounds for me and GAV. You know, I don't ride

four-wheeler. Gavin rides three-wheeler's. So that made sense. But the three-wheeler competition, I feel like it's kind of unfair, right? So I think we've got to work something else out. A dirt bike. Oh, that makes sense. Nope, nope. I'm at a big disadvantage there. Really big disadvantage. I mean, I ran it on a three-wheeler in your home turf. You get 20 minutes warm up. Still not good, dude. I'm just not comfortable on two wheels. Do you think a pit bike, maybe? Still not even a pit bike. Really?

100%. I'm scared shitless on a pit bike. Papio? Not even a Papio. You saw how the Papio went in Vegas. I'm not sure that you're comfortable on three wheels. I am comfortable on three wheels. I'll tell you that.

I think the crash reel would say otherwise. I'm getting there. I mean, just tuck and roll and just have fun. That's all it's about. I'm not trying to be the best rider ever. Yeah, I don't think anyone has ever stuck with riding three wheelers as much as you have. Like, usually when back in the 80s when someone would get, you know, eaten up by a three wheeler.

It'd probably just like wash their hands of it and be like, you know, I'm going to maybe just move on from this. But you've done that so many times and just stuck with it. Like, it's such a toxic relationship at this point. It really is. I'm just in love, man. There's something about being on three wheels, taking the fall and just being like, oh, baby, I'm still alive.

Let's keep having fun. And we still haven't gotten to the bottom of why you think that. Like every single time we ask why three wheelers, you always just say, oh, I'm just in love with them man i just eat i can eat the fall and like i just keep going it's a really skater mentality like i think skateboarders enjoy the battle and they beat themselves up just to get the trick at the end of the day but you you genuinely love three wheelers like it's like to a point of like i wouldn't be surprised if there was like a tlc show about you married to a three wheeler where you had like sexual relations with it the tailpipe yeah like it's to that point when you guys

guys got me that 250 r i did look at it funny a couple times that first night oh 100% man i was looking at that pipe it's not like that those two stroke pipes are pretty tight dude they were that's what i'm staying oh jeez louis is that an fmf is that an fmf even tighter but uh no seriously something about it dude when i saw my first three wheeler i'd always heard about them from my dad growing up never had one never even saw one until i was 18 on facebook marketplace and then when i pulled up to the trailer park. It seriously made me feel like I was a kid at home, dude. Really? That was your first time, like, really seeing one in person. Were you trying to buy one or you just, you were going through Facebook marketplace and you

were like, this speaks to me? Well, dude, I mean, I was kind of scrolling through it. I've been typing in three wheelers. Like were you looking for four wheelers, dirt bikes? I mean, I would have bought a good price four wheeler, but there wasn't a good price. Can you imagine how much different your life would be? I don't think we'd be here. No, we wouldn't. We wouldn't. And like, how much stuff you've done like three wheelers have taken you so many places like literally across the world at this point man it's pretty wild yeah you went to finland freaking finland i mean yeah hopping my ass on a 16 hour flight to meet some dudes i don't know looking for a three wheeler just because they have a three wheeled vehicle in their garage and you're like i got to get me some of that got to go see what's up

with it chasing it down man i think my favorite part about the finland i guess you did two videos was the second one when you're at the store and the worker sitting there and you just start asking him if he's ever seen a three wheel and he's like oh yeah like my buddy has one in his garage and then it just cuts to like that night you're driving in a car going so far to go just see a three I'm like whoa you haven't seen enough already it was the best it was just hilarious I thought yeah so he's walking to this convenience store start talking to this guy and he's like yeah I actually have a family worker that has a 250R sitting in the barn and so I got his phone number an hour and a half later it's dark out we are pulling up to this dude's house and he's just driving a little

freaking normal car he has a trailer hooked up 250 r on the back i couldn't believe it man couldn't believe it proper looking rid good compression all we had to do was new throttle cable new gas tank and she was ready to roll thank god it was he had a seat no plastics but no yeah thank god it wasn't much more than that otherwise it might have been past your capabilities right no but it was that is usually mostly all they need is just a little tinkering though. A little tinkering here and there. Make sure the wires are plugged in as you guys saw.

With Mike's moped, all you have to do every once in a while with old honda is just unplug the red and black and you're good to party, man. The trust that three-wheeler guys have in each other, you know, you're just like you strike up a conversation and then off into the woods you go. What was Finland like? What were the people like?

Finland was awesome, man. Some of the nicest people in the world. Apparently it's the happiest country in the world. I think that has something to do with all the saunas they have there. They're sauning every night. Really? Oh, 100%. Yeah, what's up with that? Why do they like saunas so much?

I mean, I like sauning, but just a huge part of their culture, man. I mean, a lot of big business deals in Finland have been done in a sauna, apparently. Really? What? Something about sitting there, because in Finland, in all of Europe, they're pretty much naked every time you're in a sauna. So something about being vulnerable and you're just being able to, you know, be fully open with a person. You're already showing everything. Yeah.

Might as well tell them everything. Did you rip a couple sonas there? Ripped a couple sannas. Fully nude? Not nude. What? Oh, that is like such a sign of weakness. When everyone else is hopping in the sauna nude and you're in some swim trunks,

that is such a sign of weakness. I was the first one in there, so they all came in a short time. That's like being done with a football game in high school. Everyone's hitting the showers and you hopping in some swim trunks. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing, man? Did they feel like you were disrespecting them? You were just watching.

Man, this guy must have a tiny day. I thought you were in a three wheeler. guy what else could you be hiding i mean i'm just nervous man about what well if it shrinks up even more that's really not good and then what i mean it shouldn't matter if you if you're if you're if it's just the boys did you did you feel like they were judging you no because i would be bro if i was naked in a sauna and there was three of us naked and then one other dude

hops in with swimtronks i'm like all right well this is now you're the man out here. Hopefully I got in first initiating that. Oh, that's good. That's good. So everyone uncomfortable. Isn't it like a big thing to go a cold plunge after the sauna? Exactly, which is exactly what we did. Did you? You know, you guys old plunged here too. When

you did that, I bet you were like, oh, thank God. I'm wearing these sand. Yeah, I'm not running out there naked then, dude. Holy shit. No, thank you, man. Yeah. We should start running business deals, business meetings in the sauna. Naked? It would probably shorten them up, dude. So our meetings are getting freaking five hours

long. Our sauna somehow just turned into like a recycling bin. Last time I went in there, there was like 45 empty cans. Tony's, yeah, exactly. I don't know when that happened. Alcoholics salters are there. It was probably a month ago. I looked in there. I saw two five gallon buckets full of crushed up cans and then also probably like another 10 to 20 just kind of lay in on the floor. Dude, I just can't believe. Are we talking about the sauna that's next to the hot tub? Yeah, I've seen it. I've never seen any of ways. What? You're the only one who uses it?

I know. That's what I'm so confused about. Dalton picked it up, I think. He rips them with you every now and then, too. Dude, I just can't believe. Let's not talk about who I just can't believe you're drinking alcohol in a sauna. Not like the first rule? Well, it's one thing for it to be a rule, but like when I'm in a sauna and it's ripping,

the last thing I'm trying to do is drink some alcohol. You're thirsty for water. You're a different kind of person, CJ. Clearly. clearly i just it's crazy is it hit harder have for sure you gotta be so dehydrated it'd be like you know if you're drinking in a hot tub a fucking ice cold coors just oh my god when it's about yeah i can't even get the words out that's how good it is when it's so hot in there it's so crisp yeah i don't know it just seems like what's the point of like ripping a sauna if you're ripping it

for like health benefits who he's ripping it because it feels good yeah i don't what health benefits you think you get from it, a little blood flow or whatever? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I think it just gets you really clean. It just feels like in the end the day. It really cleans your skin out and everything and it's really good to shave. Like shaving after a sauna before you show. Yeah, it opens up your pores. So I mean,

I don't think the beer affects that at all. I'm not trying to change your life. I keep doing it. No, I was just more along the lines of stating that it looked like a recycling bit in there. I don't know where that came from. Wasn't me. Yeah, I haven't been in that sucker. Weren't you the one who just said drinking an ice cold Coors in the sauna, there's nothing better.

I don't know how the empty beer cans are in the sauna. Two five-gallon buckets of cans in the sands. It just doesn't make any sense. That's legit what I saw, too. Like, I could see maybe I would have left one or two cans. Yeah, but then you come back the next day and you leave one or two because you don't really pick up. Sometimes there's one or two and one of those weeks.

We had like a bunch of guests around. Maybe it was one of the guests. It's not that big on sanas. Why? I don't know. Like, it's fun with the guys and whatnot. It's because you're ripping the red light. Don't rip the red light.

No, I have the infrared. not the red light or the infrared Like something about a steam Yeah it's so much harder You gotta sit in for so much longer too Yeah it's just not as fun What else is? I don't enjoy Cold plunges Ryan

Oh yeah Yeah I don't know if anyone does No I know but it's just you feel good at the end You're like you feel accomplished I feel worse I feel terrible after yeah What else was going on there dude So the first five minutes into being there

Like you just asked Well freaking Volter hops on the drift track This didn't even make the video Is his name Walter or Volter Walter with a Valter Volter with a V First five minutes in to be in there, he's like, hey, you want to try it out? I was like, eh, you should try it out first.

This didn't even make my video. This dude comes in, throws the nasties 360, almost hits his van. You put that in the video. Yeah, come back around, and his whole face is just gashed right here. Yeah, you took a handlebar straight to the face, man. No. Cut him open. Oh, pretty bad, too.

Almost had to go get stitches. I didn't want to put it in just because it was so bloody pretty bad. But yeah, so that happened five minutes in, put the Band-Aid on. It was just a straight-up adventure from there. Turns out the food there is so, so. I mean, they kind of eat normal food like us. First night there, we went and had Asian food. That was kind of cool, how to get Asian beer.

Really? Asian food. Is there Asians up there? Or is it like going to Afton and then they serve you Mexican, but there's not another Mexican in town? I mean, the guy serving us was Asian, but that's about it. Okay. And then after that, we went back to the Airbnb on the way, stopped and picked up pizza from his sister because his sister had left over pizza.

You got pizza on the way home from dinner. So after that, went and ate some pizza for the sauna, yada, yada, yada. Proceed to have pizza for the next three meals the next day. So I had pizza the whole next day. It was a great thing, yeah. And just went from there, man. Met up with Stunk Freaks teams. Those guys are sick.

Oh my gosh. They have sick stuff. Freaking everybody over there is so nice. They're so kind. And it's just cool being able to go over and see somebody else's shop like that. You know, another YouTuber in another country that's been doing it for 10 plus years was definitely cool to see. Yeah, I feel like the people over there are definitely our crowd. Oh, 100%.

They're big petrol heads, lots of, yeah, lots of fans out there. You're even talking like them. Yeah. Yeah, when they say petrol. I know, petrol. But it's also kind of felt like the same layout to around here, man. Just flat, lots of snow. Yeah, I've heard that.

It's just like super similar to Minnesota. 100%. I don't really know if I want to travel across the world to go and experience Minnesota. Maybe just to hang out with the people. That'd be like the biggest benefit to it. Yeah, some really cool guys out there. Could Zoom call. You couldn't do that.

I was hoping to meet my wife out there, didn't meet my wife. How were the girls? Cute girls, very cute girls. Try to hit one. Try to hit on one. Hit her. Try to hit on one in the gas station and just didn't work out that well. She flirted with me for about two seconds.

And then she froze up. And then I froze up. And then she said something in English and I couldn't hear her. Really? Maybe like stay away from me. No, it was something way nicer than that. And then I was like, what did you say? And she was smiling.

What did you say? And I went on for like two minutes. She wouldn't tell me what the hell she said. Maybe said I hate three wheelers. I hope she didn't say that. I hope she didn't say that. Would that be a deal breaker? 100%.

You don't think you'd have to like that. You don't think that you could swap her over? I mean, I could try and swap her over, but no, yeah, I'm not doing any of that four-wheel or bull crap. So we called Gavin last podcast and, well, I should say, our friend Rita called Gavin and let him, let him know that she was with the Minnesota Department of Health and that Gavin had been in sexual relations. with a lady that had tested positive for gonorrhea and chlamydia. Which I thought wasn't that bad. Evan told me gonorrhea wasn't bad. I thought I was kind of in the clear, man.

I thought I was kind of in the clear. I don't ever remember saying that. You said that earlier today. Well, Evan keeps telling me, gonorrhea is not bad. I don't remember telling you that. You imagine it's all the point you went, oh, well, that's not that bad.

Well, dude, the only reason I freaking actually picked back up the phone after the first time was because she said it's an urgent matter. I was like, do I, did this? You have to. It's really bad. I mean, did I get a chick pregnant? Does she have, you know, I didn't even want to know. Where were you?

At home, in the office. Okay, you were just at home? Did you stand up? The family? Oh, I was in the shop. I was walking back and forth. I was about to call Ben, but I was like, I don't want to call him and tell him this. Whenever Gab gets in trouble or it doesn't know what to do, call Ben.

I just got diagnosed with an STD. Better call Ben. He'll know what to do. He was in Minnesota, so I was like, he must have heard something. I was like, and I called Ben. probably he's probably involved or did something involved maybe planted the STD uh or something like that talking yet to you know what or you know who no i don't never mind never mind who are you talking about oh man gaff the person that i thought might have given it to me but

nothing was given to me ever did you go and get checked after have you been checked yet no i told you why wouldn't you go get tested sure why would i need to well i never know what do you just believe that you had an STD so it's definitely a possibility i got worried yeah so you think you would maybe just be considerate of your future partners that you know you're clean i've been feeling really good and i prefer to use protection staying in the gym and you stay in the gym and have fun and wrap your shit i might not quote that third line whenever i whenever people ask for advice but okay i don't know it works for me so far i mean get tested and then you'll know that it works yeah well it's still working right now i'm pretty sure you could still maybe get it you think so i mean

a lot of possibilities i don't know i don't know either man been very lucky so far far you too huh don't bring me how many condoms have you used in your life? None what were you thinking when you got that call? I was like shit boys

this is not good I mean what am I going to do I just hooked up with a girl prior that night right before I'd been like I've been on a two months so you lied you lied on the phone you said no

I mean I was talking to Rita I didn't know who I was actually talking to man I had to say no to every So the first chicken, two months, you said? What did you just say? First, no, yeah, first chicken, two months, about two months. That must have been phenomenal for you. Let's not talk about that, Hav.

What happened? What do you mean? Nothing. I talked to him about it on the car ride home. Well, what? It sounds like it's a story. He's laughing. Now you got to tell us.

No, we're not talking about it. You got to. I was asking for advice. What kind of advice was he? All right, this should be good. I can't even bring it up, dude. It's a personal problem. Really?

Really, CJ, really. I'll talk to you about it later, man. He's got a tear in his eye. Because it's so bad. It's got a tear in his fucking eye. It's so bad. Isn't it bad? It sucks.

How bad of the problem is this? Can we talk about it? Maybe the viewer can, can learn something. Yeah, give the people someone to relate with. I just cannot open up to the whole world

in office right now, bro. I really shouldn't. Why stop now? Because it's so bad. It's kind of sad. Really? Really.

Not really. It just sucks for a guy. I mean, yeah, been off the wagon for a little bit, you know, in bed. Yep. I can't go any further.

I think I know. where you're exactly what you said i can't go any further let's just stop there what was evans advice to you he didn't have any there was nothing to be saying he's kept trying to ease me along like oh yeah i don't have that problem i feel like what about like early on like when he were like my age did you have that but oh no no she was fully calloused by that point Looking back on it, any advice? You're on your own for that one. That's what I thought.

Yeah, I don't know. I'll figure it out, man. Once a guy gets back into the motion and of the ocean, he's all right. Yeah. Not in the motion right now. Maybe you're just more of like a primal, you know, because like if you look at it in terms of before this day and age, like you would just be able to spread your seed faster.

And not getting involved. So through natural selection, your genes are actually more dominant than Evans. He's driving them extremely fast. Right? So technically you're maybe more of a caveman genetically inclined. Didn't you say you got like five times in a couple of hours? That's pretty impressive. That is awesome.

That's very impressive. That is extremely impressive, dude. What are you complaining about? What are you complaining about? Five times. In a couple of hours? Backing up. But when it's only, I mean, with two seconds at a time.

Math only adds up in 10 seconds. Still, bro. Still, to be able to reload that quick is very impressive. Bro, are we talking about this? Are you using performance-enhancing drugs for this? What? Running stock. Fully stock?

Fully stock. Damn. Do you drink much pineapple juice? No. That's good for you. No, just some Dr. Pepper. That's impressive, Gab. Thank you, bro.

That is impressive. Just staying in the gym. I think that's part of it. You think that's, yeah, and they're having fun. And just having fun, you know. And probably the wrapping it up helps a little bit. Like, that should, that should actually counter your problem quite a bit. I thought it was going to.

Now I see why you always wear them. Right? 100% because then you got a second. You could start doubling up. You can start doubling up. I heard that's bad. You're not supposed to do that. Triple.

Tripled it? I don't know. What can go bad if you tripled up? I mean, I can't rip three comments, right? I just less feeling for you. I already hate one, dude. One condom sucks, too. well it sounds i'm just careful that's good you'll get your mojo back and then then it'll all be

yeah yeah yeah i feel like we got to just get you back in there yeah i mean now we're all maybe maybe you're you're you're getting with too fit or like you know you're kind of changing your preference and women right that these girls are you know they're too good looking for you that's exactly what happened i think man you should tell them that you know for the past two months like i said dry spell i was hanging out with a couple heavy girls hitting on them at the bar but it's like oh dude can i do this actually and then finally yeah cuter cuter girl comes along you just you win up too many classes too many weight classes yep and you just got staged right at that point man didn't know what to do i think girls like uh like that though she did some sometimes i don't know

if a girl trying to hook up with you takes as a compliment though i mean no i think they take it as a compliment i'm sure yeah i'm sure she yeah i think yeah that's one yeah that's why it's happening so this is the first time's ever happened that's what you say yeah then just tell them if you get them every time. Tell him that so many times. I know. Wow, this keeps happening. And then they start telling you, chill, baby, chill. I was like, no, don't chill. I don't know. I'll figure it out. You guys got any advice? I mean, I asked Evan, he didn't have anything.

You could, like, think about other things. Don't think about three wheelers. Yeah, just think about other things. Think about four wheelers. You could do less motion, too. Yeah, I feel like, if you're doing, like, a lot of, like, this, if you know what I mean, But you did less range of motion, but just kept it close because, like, it's not really about the range of motion. Really?

Yeah. Okay. I like that. I mean, if you're trying to really get it done. Like, get them going. Yeah. Like, it's not really about your range. I don't think.

It's more so about the contact like this, if you know what I'm saying. Really actually making it happen. Is this too much? I mean, that's my advice to you. So, like, that could help with prolonging it. And then also, like, if you're, like, just about to. to release what you can do is switch positions but take a little long getting into this new position like that way you have fucking long does it take me to roll over again yeah you know like like take

your time take your time take your time and then like you know you you can maybe gain some more time there um that would be my two things but yeah you maybe got to just try and disconnect i can't disconnect I mean, it's like anything else where I get too flustered, then I just keep getting more flustered and it ends bad. Are you? Well, yeah, if you're thinking, yeah. Are you getting pretty, like, active? Such as?

Are you sweating a lot? Yeah, are you, like, sweating? Like, I feel like, right now, Ben, sweating right now. Like, we might even even talk about this in the last podcast. We did, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, yeah. Yeah, when Jake, like, rides a snowmobile,

like, he's just doing all these. Unnecessary exaggerated motion, right? and I feel like you're maybe doing the same. Just way too much in bed, probably. You're probably right, too, yeah. I don't know, maybe. I don't know what it is either. I got to figure it out, though.

I mean, there's something wrong with me right now. There's probably something wrong with me always, but right now in that department. No, I think you're good. Okay. I think you'll just grow out of that. You think so? Hopefully.

No, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't say, like, you'll grow out of it, but I think, like, it will just change as you, maybe evolve your you just got to get your numbers up yeah just get the numbers up I want you fucking three times a day three times a day we're going to Texas I should be able to make those numbers

happen out there I'll tell you that right now you think so easy pretty easy yeah I mean not pretty easy but there's my type of woman out there I'll tell you guys that right now you're going to need like a secretary or someone who's like setting these up at like okay right at this time Gavin needs to be here and here

and then he's going to be riding his three wheeler in between this, you know, just because otherwise the schedule is going to be just, it's asking a lot from you. Ken's already working on that with me. We got a couple chicks scheduled out, but we got, we can't get you like a Google calendar. How many crickets are you looking for down there? Some mud crickets. What do you guys know about the mud crickets?

Nothing. None. Do you want me to tell you about them? Yes. I don't know why you're asking us. Oh my gosh. Any guy with a lifted truck and cut off sleeves, they are drilling over. Really?

Yeah, so we're going to get a mug. I can, I would imagine you've got to be a hot commodity down there. We're going to find out. I've never been. Well, we're going to find out, too. I'm expecting a lot from you. You talk big. Talking real big, you are.

I mean, they might be fat, but I'm good with that. As you guys know, there are some heavies that can be acquired. And you're right, that might help with me prolonging the situation. Yeah, it doesn't really fix your problem, though. I hope it does. But because when you go with the bigger women, I don't want to go into graphic detail, but. We're already so graphic. This is where he draws the line.

What happens? Happens gap. Nothing good. Just nothing good. We're not going to talk about them. That's for the next podcast. I'll let you know how rednecks goes with them. Yeah, I'm excited.

We're going to Rednecks with Paychecks. By the time this podcast is out, we'll have already been home from it. But it's like the biggest mudding event in the country, maybe the world. Like 1,200 acres of just like redneck mayhem. Mud heaven, dude. Mud heaven. Mud heaven, man. And mud crickets, the women run around are going to see

strapping lad like Gavin rolling around in our world's longest pickup truck. Damn right. And they're not even going to know what to do with a man of that nature. What are they going to do with that big of a truck bed down there, man? How many heavies can we fit back there? I don't know. We should find out though. You could find out.

It's a 3,500 heavy-duty truck, so you know, it's got the extra leaf spring. Let's go, brother. Let's go, man. All right. We'll test that out for sure. Gavin pulls up, er, and there's like a bunch of heavies in the back. The whole bed's line. It looks like a cattle trailer.

Yeah. We got to make that happen, actually. Oh, we will. Okay, good. Well, I mean, we'll assist. Like, we can only do so much. You guys have done a pretty good job so far. You guys did a great job and helped me find my ex-girlfriend.

That was awesome. Didn't work out. I think she might be more of a four-wheeler girl, so we'll figure out. Well, yeah, we'll find that out in the future. I think she's more of a Rose Royce. No, she didn't like basketball players, man. She liked me. She liked a redneck.

Whoa. Never mind. You guys are still dating? Help me out, CJ. And she's still a cheerleader for the NBA team? I'll help you, Gab. Did she actually like me? Yeah, it seemed like it.

Okay, good. You know, we went and got after you guys, after you selected, where'd we go, Denny's? Denny's, yeah. Ben and I were technically on you guys' second date. It was you two and then Ben and I, and Dalton. Yeah, yeah, good times. But anyways, let's look more towards the future. How do we help put you in another opportunity or a position to have another girl as a class?

as that one. Right. You know, would you be up for another round of speed dating? I think we've probably got to make it happen. I need a little bit more of a southern cliff on it for sure. You need a girl who likes ram trucks,

not rangerovers. That could be a part of the casting. Yeah, like a Google spreadsheet. It's like you've got to fill this out and there's like some preferences. Do you prefer ram truck or rangerover? If they click rangerover,

they're automatically put into like we're done. We're not even going to look at that application. What's the rival team to who she leads for? You should go try to score. cheerleader off of there. Oh, I should, huh? 100%. You got one cheerleader.

You think he's going to be storing another? I can pull more than one NBA cheerleader. Can't do that hard. Could I? Yeah, Gab, I think it really just does. It comes down to, you know, we got to be better friends. I agree. Yeah.

The problem is, I think I would feel guilty doing another round of speed dating with just going through the process of setting it all up for you again because we also have, we still have some other friends that are single. And they've seen the last two lineups of women that. that we put together, and they're like, what the, why don't you ever do this for me? So, like, I think if we did it for you again, they would be offended.

You think so? I mean, and I feel like that'd be kind of a bad friend move on my part because, like, you know, we gave you a shot, dude. 100%. You did give me a really good shot. So it's like, you know, we maybe got to finish the circle. I look at, like, obviously, our buddy Jake, he's single. Our mechanic, Gavin, he's single.

Like, so there's at least two people that I see that maybe need to go before we come around and give you another opportunity gives me some time man i got to get like i said we got some problems to work out so i start working just work on yourself until then but you know that you know at any moment you come down here we're going to spring it on you i'll be ready i'm gonna be preparing man like you said fucking three times today brother yeah yeah calloused calist i'll get callous yeah not for me whoa whoa i'm trying to help you here i'm trying to help you here is that shit calluses? I don't have

calluses. All right. No feeling. Do you know? Do you have feeling down there? Yeah. Feels good?

Yeah. What are you trying to fucking say? Are you saying you don't? Fairly Gab has got too much feeling down there.

You need to get some, what is that Novakane they give you at the dentist office? I'm not putting that shit. No, thank you, bro. Starts injecting it.

Or what about they have that, that numbing spray? It's like icy hot. I have the numbing spray. And that's not helping. I haven't tried it. Yeah, why don't you just pregame for these dates? Have a wink. Because then you're not as riled up.

I mean, you're not as ready. It sounds like the problem. A couple beers might help you too, you know. A couple beers, some whiskey maybe. Yeah. Okay. We'll try that next time. There you go.

You know, we're talking about Facebook marketplace. You're an in-person guy. Are you an only in-person guy for the ladies? Are you searching on Tinder before you travel all these places? I run the Tinder here and there, but I'm not a big Tinder guy. Really? Not that, I'm not that photogenic.

Is there much of anything good on the, on the Tinder? There's some pretty cute girls. Really? Yeah, they've got to be in there swiping on Tinder. Part of me, I wonder, like, if you're a real, it's hard to believe that there'd be a lot of cute girls on Tinder because generally cute girls don't have to look that far to. What's up? You guys want to see what else?

I've never been on Tinder. You want to take a scroll? We should, and I'm not trying to. One for the famous people? Yeah, I applied. I haven't been accepted yet. I don't know if that's a savage. She had a cowboy hat on.

I'm probably completely wrong about what I said. That looks right. Perfect for you. 100%. Let me see. Give it a little harder, swipe, or whatever you got to do. I mean, that's the first pick right there. Short term, open to long.

But she's mostly looking for short term. Hey, there you go. There you go. This girl's got a boy in her thing. See, what do you think about that? Girls are all over the place, man. Post some pictures with their brothers. Oh, fuck.

I just swiped the wrong way on the good one and I swip the wrong way on the bad one. And you got a match with the bad one. It looks like a guy. Oh, that's Gavin's picture. What are you wearing? Wait, could I see your profile? Yeah, let's just screenshot Gavin's profile and put it up on the, on there. That's actually funny.

Here, can I, can I see it? Oh, okay. Is it all Lou. Are you in a, are you in a suit suit and shit? No, we start off in the gym, of course. And then we moved to the three weeks. Let him know that you're having fun. Who the hell is gym?

You got to, oh man, you haven't been on Tinder and forever, have your eye. No, I have not. Gavin, 24, professional fun-haver. Him and the gym. Your hat's a little silly in this picture. Most girls probably see professional fun having, and they go, well, he doesn't have a job. And then they see you on this jet ski snowmobile,

and they go, definitely doesn't have it. What do you think about that one? Electric three-wheeler? Yeah, that's cute. Okay. Okay. You got the Reaper tires right there. And then your truck.

Is it just a solo? Is it a solo of the truck? Yeah. Let me see his truck. Let me see his truck. I think we need to update your black ram. I think we need to update your Tinder profile. Dude,

what if we do that as a segment? We take, we get like, we take Gab out and try to get his, his Tinder profile just like. Yeah. I think maxed out. We need to optimize your Tinder profile to really set you up for success in the most way.

You would look good in an all white suit. You would. All white suit. That's your first one. Dude, I feel like we have a million photos of you. Don't we? Oh, 100%.

Let's find some. Let's put it together. This is the reason it's not working. You have looking for long term open to short. So you're pretty much down for anything. That's actually a good answer. You're looking for it, but you're down for a couple little pit stops on the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're into social media hot springs and country music. That's what you tell people. What are you into? Social media. They didn't have three-wheelers as an option. They didn't have ATVs, no. Yeah, no, I mean, I think there's some, there's some room for growth, which is good.

Because if you were tapped out on, like, if this was perfect, you know, then you'd be like, dang, what are you doing wrong? But there's some easy fixes. Thanks, right. Yeah, I've noticed that. I mean, I haven't had the best luck on Tinder. I'll tell you guys that. Really? Yeah, Tinder sucks.

Seems dangerous. Very dangerous. Like, what if you showed up somewhere and this girl's a fucking psycho and you're sleeping and then she kills you. That's what I don't like about Tinder, man. Or, like, her boyfriend comes back, and then he beats your ass. Right? Nothing good comes from that. Yeah, it's something you got to consider it.

Did you have anything about three-wheelers in there? No, nothing. Wow. So you're looking for a woman. Uh-huh. You don't care if they know or care about three-wheeler's. When you told me about 20 minutes ago, if she doesn't like three-wheeler's, I don't even give her the chance. So I should probably put that in the bio, huh?

I mean, it just seems like that's at, like, number one priority. No, it should be. And then you don't even have a photo of it? I don't even acknowledging it. No, I got to step up my game. Are you, like, not proud of it? No, I'm super proud of it. I just don't think that's a dirty little secret.

He just knows his pool is going to be very, very small piece of if he puts that. I like, then he can do the whittling. Still just tough, man, because not many girls are going to be like, not many girls even know what a freaking three-wheeler is. Not until they met you, dude. You'll be able to teach them. You are spreading awareness, though. Thank you. that thankfully not anything else

well we don't know that for sure yeah he still has to go get tested but should I go get tested actually I would let's do it as a bit it'll be all it'll open up the next YouTube video I'll get two three million views this yeah then have it then SDD clinic might help help your odds too then everyone knows like oh he's he's clean

and you can ask the doctor about that serious problem you have stop I don't have a serious oh that problem you could give you some of that spray I don't want the spray man I'm just nervous about putting it on there and not getting feeling back it's always it's just temporary. But then what?

Next day I can't feel anything. Fuck. Yeah. And then you'll be like, oh, wow, what a terrible problem. Now I can fuck for hours. I don't know. We'll solve it, man. I'll find love sooner or later.

Whatever it looks like. I mean, yeah. I'm not worried about you. Honestly, yeah. Thank you. I'm not either, dude. I'll find a great lady. Yeah.

Your catch. Yeah. I mean, like you were saying, though, you always got to be careful about these girls. There's some weird girls out there. Weird boyfriends, man. I was on a freaking date with a girl the other night. We got a great dinner down in local town, had Italian food, everything's going solid, go back to her clubhouse at her apartment, start playing pool.

And she's telling me about her ex-boyfriend, yada, yada, yada. And then some random guy walks up, dude. Yeah, this was the creepiest thing ever, bro. We're just playing pool. I'm drinking a corona, having a good night. And this guy just starts coming up, breathing all hard, like he was on drugs or something. It was the craziest thing ever. Just stares of both of us.

And then says, hey, ask the girl how she's doing. And then slowly walks away. It was the weirdest thing ever. It's your ex-boyfriend. No, it's her eggs. So apparently he hooked her up with her ex-boyfriend. It was the weirdest situation ever. I still haven't figured out how he knew we were up there.

She was even stumbled by it. Spooky shit. Was he, like, bigger than you in terms of, like, height or jackness? We were fine. You do have that going in favor. Like, you're not a small guy, so, like, most guys aren't probably going to try to one-v-one press you. 100%.

If it's going to be hand-to-hand combat, you know, like, it's clear you're going to win. Right, but still such a weird situation. Never got to the bottom. of it either i mean that guy just came up checked me out and that is yeah did you start looking around for us hiding with some hidden cameras i thought what's going on for sure whenever anything weird happens at gab you just where's the cameras don't even know how edge i'm on like i'm on edge 24 seven pretty much i hear a door slam loves this what's going on yeah i see i can see gavin actually getting robbed he just doesn't really do anything about it uh it's probably just a prank i'll just let

run it they just clean his barn out take all of his wheelers gone all right guys we're the cameras. It's gone. We have four in the morning. Don't come out any minute now. Jokes over. Sometime this week, I'm actually going to need your guys' help.

With? Some guy, I got his phone number. I got all of his information. It's going to suck if he ends up listening to the podcast. He's going to see it coming. Some guy, so you guys know a couple months ago, I posted a video on the big collection, some kid from North Dakota drove all the way up,

gave a fake credit card, loaded up a 250R, drove back to North Dakota, and never paid for it. Wait, what? Yep. Where? At the collection? At the collection in Denver. I drove to Denver, gave a fake credit card.

What's his name? That's fine. I got all of his information. Really? Oh, really? Why don't we go track them down? Is real information or what it's... I like that.

Why are we not already doing this right now? Oh, no, 100%. We're going to film it. We're going to go find this kid. And why won't the federalis do anything about this? Just because, I mean, you're going to end up paying more in court fees than you are worth how much was the $5,000? It was a $5,000.

Right around $5,000. Why were they letting him pay for this with a credit card? That seems crazy. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, they were just kind of trusting everybody. Everything else went smooth. Everybody else was honest.

They took, they thought this guy's in the three wheelers. He's a trustworthy individual. Yeah, and he showed up in person. He's like, who's going to try and rip a guy off and they sell stuff on eBay and everything too, right? Let me see. What's it? What do you look like? Oh, he looks like the type of kid that was still a 250 R for sure.

Look at that little dweeb. Yeah, we're going to track him down. He's going to have a hard time. He looks, he looks, uh, X out. He's got a mullet. Where in North Dakota was he from? He's in one of them, scary areas.

Is he really? That little fricker, though. What do you think about that? Terrible, huh? I think that you got a video bit being handed to you. A whole video being handed you on a gold platter and you can do something good. Bro. Oh, my God.

I just saw Evan wafting that. I just saw Evan wafting that. I was like, what is he doing? Bro, that's not okay, Ev. What? And to think that some women actually want your used clothing. Oh, I thought you were going to say eat at that restaurant. Oh, that too.

But, yeah. They didn't say me specifically. They wanted, they said us as a whole. Oh, all of ours. Yeah. That's fair. I was just worried that it's a trap. And it's going to end up with that cult that burns all the clothes.

What are we out there? I don't care if they burn my, I'm not going to send my underwear or worn shirt anyways, but if they burned it, I wouldn't care. Have you seen that? Do you know what we're talking about? The one dude that just wants all, like, the snowmobile gear?

Dude, he's messaging you guys, too? No way. He's messaging us for eight years. Three-wheeler gear? No, my snow gear I don't know why He just really wants to burn shit But he's like changed his name a bunch of times

He's very consistent He knows he's notorious Very notorious Yeah he's got to have message Like everyone that could possibly own snow gear Yeah Like everyone that I've ever talked to Has been like yeah that guy's messaged me too

My question is what's up with it He's got a fetish for it He hates winter equipment Wants to see it burn Or something weird Maybe he works for one of the big companies And he's trying to get the old stuff burns so then people buy more new stuff he's an industry plant industry plant yeah or he just

hates to see the shitty quality merch going around yeah ev you'd be pretty proud of me started doing something that i think you might think is actually pretty cool you bought a pair at knees no did a wheelie know what this is fast acting it's CBD oh wow yeah wow yeah i think all kinds of earthy shit on there well i just like what is it I just figured you might think that's pretty cool that I'm doing CBD now. Yeah, if you put it in a blunt with a bunch of weed in and you think. Dude, this shit gets me going though.

It does. It does. Yeah, no. So, like, you know, I just like, I feel like I'm always on edge all the time. So I was like, what, I'm trying to figure out what could I do to like make me relax a little more? I started looking around. I'm like, well, for one, it said CBD, but I was like, well, look at Evan. He's a pretty chill guy.

Until he's not. and he's the most anxious person you've ever met. No. So I just wanted to try it. I know there's no THC or anything. I was just joking. But it actually kind of low-key made me so, like, it does really chill you out. Like, I didn't think CBD worked,

and I know it's kind of just cringy, because, like, the way people talk about it. But it made me so relaxed and just, like, not thinking at all that I closed the garage door on my G-Wagon. and scratched the whole roof. No! Yeah, of my Matt Black G-Wagon. I just wasn't fucking thinking.

That's why you don't do drugs. It's the CBD, man. And that's what I thought. I was like, geez, Luis, I'm out of my mind right now. I've been on drugs for one day, and I'm on my heart of it. I want to try some of this special blend CBD.

Take some F. It's going to put you off your rocker, man. F starts taking it. You got that little trinket. He's going through three of those a day. Yeah, no, it really wasn't doing shit. He's abusing it. I could see C.

DJ in an AA meeting. What are you here for? Yeah, I started taking water soluble CBD. Yeah, no. I could... G-Wagon into my garage. Yeah.

Wife's pissed. No, I was freaking putting it in. And I had the sunroof open because it was like the first nice day. And I don't know why, but I started... I went to close the sunroof in the middle of driving in,

but for some reason, I just hit the garage door button. And it starts closing down and I just watch it Well, I drove at least this far, you know, but that's, and I don't even know. Oh, yeah. And more than you'd like it to be. It is what it is.

It's a funny story. I blame the CBD. At least you have something to blame it on. This is why you don't CBD and drive. Yeah, but. CBD-U-I. Yeah. There's no THC in it even.

You have that type of stuff happening to you a lot where you break something kind of expensive. You're just like, shit, that's what it is. I mean, what's been your worst one? I mean, that's happened a ton over the years. It happens almost every week around here. I just, there's nothing you can do. You just, like, I literally, by the time I walked into the house, I had already made, I just was like, well, it is what it is.

Right. I'm trying to figure out how to, yeah, make peace with everything. Because I know it's only a matter of time before I hit the ditch again or do something. Yeah, you've got to be great at it. What do you mean? You do it all the time, too. Trying to figure out how to be a little bit better with it. You just got to accept it, man.

It's what it is. It's my baby. With the old truck, I mean, I hit the wall. Like, shit, here we go again. ever you know but this new one i don't want to pile up so you like your new cummins better than your 89 that's here definitely not definitely not this one has so much character that's my baby forever this one's just a temporary let's build the shit out of it and drive the heck out of it i think gav you just look at it like i try not to put myself in a position that i will ever get too worked

up over financially okay so it's like right now jake's driving my raptor how do you feel about that you should not have slept for a week for sure so he texted me this afternoon and was like hypothetically and theoretically if you were to pick any new color that you wanted your truck painted oh my god what color would that be i was just like well i made the decision handing him the keys i was like worst case scenario i have to eat a 30 000 truck bill yep which would suck but i it wouldn't like it wouldn't kill you make us even yeah it wouldn't kill me right if he did that i guess on my lambo i would be fucked like i would be like i would wouldn't be sleeping at night because i'd be like wow that was so so

incredibly stupid what did i think was gonna happen right 100% so i don't know maybe that's a bad example because he he'll pay for it but like wait did he do something to it i was like actually and he was like no theoretically and hypothetically he should do pink like your Subaru so i mean like Worst case, like at all costs, you know, like if it's going to bankrupt you, well, you shouldn't have put yourself in that position to begin with. 100%. You know, you're right about that. Yeah.

So I'm like always just trying to like stay below like financial worry. Makes sense. Because like that's like the worst. If you're like financially worried about what happens, it takes all the fun out of everything. Right. You're worrying about it. You're thinking about it. 100%.

And like, I don't know. I just like I hate that. And I try and tell like a lot. like a lot of people that like don't be a slave to like your financial decisions i feel like we operate on that line every week not really i feel like we do but not personally yeah not personally but as a business i don't know well yeah as a business that's different though i share i share that burden with everyone else yeah i think my problem is i get so emotionally attached too i don't care about the money at a certain point it's just emotion too and that's which you can't no you can't at all the less you care about

anything the better. And that's actually something I've learned from you guys. Yeah. Not in like a bad way whatsoever. Actually the best way possible. You guys are just so relaxed about certain things I get so tensed about. And it's like definitely help me with certain things through everything, honestly. That's true.

I actually really appreciate you saying that, Gavin. That's a really nice compliment. Well, it just works out for you guys too. I mean, you work your asses off and don't worry about the bullshit. Yeah. I feel like no matter what we just kind of laugh. Like if you like ran a three-wheeler into the side of my G-Wagon, all of us would laugh, including me.

Oh, yeah. I would be laughing. Yeah. Evan totaled our widescape. We paid $7,000 for this widescape and then Evan ghost wrote it in front of the mega quad last week

where I ran it over, so technically I did total it. But after we did it, we were like, well, that was stupid, but it was pretty funny. We were just laughing, like, what's done is done. Right. It is what it is. But the one Ryan was riding is more broken than the one that you ran over with a mega quad.

Well, you got like two feet of air with the, You see me how I was riding that thing, dude? You see the thing? It was maybe even three feet in the air at one point, so it's bound to be totaled out when it lands. I think we've always just kind of operated like that, though. I can tell. Like, we always just.

We didn't operate that way as kids, though. We started operating that way, like, right as we started the channel. It was just always all or nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're like, it's not that big of a deal. It isn't. Nothing is.

It works out. Yeah. But also a lot of stuff happens off video. But, uh, yeah. As long as it's on camera, when the accident or thing breaks, generally is what help makes it better in our scenario, I feel like. Yeah. Because then you can look back and laugh at it.

That's like the beautiful position of being like a YouTuber. Like you can kind of make lemonade out of shitty lemons. Might as well just laugh and move on. Oh no, 100% man. I know what you're saying. Because especially when I was driving up to Snowden and the brand new truck, I hit the ditch. Yeah.

You did? Well, you have to. I haven't told you this. No. What did you hit the ditch with it? Of course, you hit the ditch. Were you drinking? No, I wasn't drinking, man.

Were you on CBD? Nine Celsius is what he was on. I could see how I'd hit the ditch if I was on CBD. One Celsius, man. I was cruising, and next thing you know, I just got a freaking Christmas tree full of lights. Everything is freaking out on the dash. I was like, shit. I bought a lemon, man.

I bought a bad truck. Losing my shit a little bit. I was like, all right, what do I do? You know, call my buddies for advice. They're like, eh, maybe trying to make it to lair me. I got another 30 minutes to lair me or an hour and a half back home. So I keep driving along. Everything is freaking.

out on me. Thankfully the truck is deleted so it didn't go into Lent mode or anything. Still have full power and I'm coming around the turn talking to one of my buddies and I let off the gas and I had my exhaust brake on. The exhaust brake is your full-out. So you were on the phone when you hit the ditch. I was on the phone. Oh yeah, talking to my freaking buddy all the way through it too.

And so I'm coming along the first turn and I see the snow right there. I let off the brakes because I see the snow. Well, that's actually what triggered it because whenever you let off the gas. Yeah. Locked up the rear. 100% without even touching the brake. I didn't even think about at the time. Next thing you know, I'm sliding. sliding doing about 45 straight across the ditch i'm eating i was like oh shit i'm talking

my buddy i'm like i'm hitting the ditch man we're doing about 40 but everything's looking good everything's looking good i had a clear path in front of me just kept going kept going didn't hit a single thing ended up on the opposite side of the road that's when i was like all right really no wonder that's when i was like god you shot across the oncoming lane thankfully nobody you really are a hazard you are a hazard you are so lucky so lucky is right didn't hit anything in the ditch two feet of snow plowed right right through it ended up on the other side everything is still freaking out i was like all right time to turn around and head home so that's when i cook it an hour and a half hope you turn

around when you're in oncoming traffic but i was like all right let's keep going home hour and a half back home show up to my mechanics place safe to say he is not a newer truck guy he i show up there he's like 2006 and older man that's only what i like you got right now 2012 it's 2013 2013 yeah so yeah he was way too fancy for him he's like oh dude this a piece of shit corrupt tune he's plugging all of his computers and he's pulling up his shit He's like, oh, my gosh, dude, he's freaking out. He's freaking me out. He's like, dude, he's running.

I was like, I knew I should have bought a new or one. He's like, I don't know what I was thinking. Something so new. 100, man. And so that's when I was like, all right, I'm leaving your ass. So thankfully, it started back up. Everything is still freaking out. I was like, I'm going to put new batteries in it

because maybe one of the batteries is bad, sending a bad signal, yada, yada, yada. And it's the only thing you know how to do. You work on that. I'll get a battery in. Did you put a new battery in it? Yes. Did you try C foam? Yes.

We're fucked. Yeah. So after I put the new batteries in, it was good for 30 minutes. I was like, all right, I'm going to head up to Utah. Screw it. So I start driving my happy ass. 30 minutes away from home, starts freaking out on me again. I was like, what the hell does a guy do?

So I call up one of my other buddies. He's like, dude, I actually got a guy like 10 minutes from where you're at right now. So I call up that guy. I'm talking to him on the phone. I was like, all right, this is a real diesel mechanic. You know, I didn't hear the raspy cigarette voice. I was like, this is a good sign. Really?

Yeah, 100%. You think it'd be the vice versa. No. Yeah, I mean, my other guy is just a redneck smoking cigarette's only working on old shit. You didn't trust him. Didn't trust him that much. So, yeah. Exactly.

So we show up to this guy and he's like, this is a good truck, man. Like, something's going on. So I could tell right away, like, he's on my side. He's going to help me out. So the next thing, you know, he gets a hammer out. He is tapping everywhere. I'm worried. I'm like, beat the shit out of your truck.

He left a couple of dents on the hood, a couple in the rear quarter panel. Exactly. Like, what are you testing right now? What are you looking for? Just starts testing everywhere. Next thing you know, he's in my truck underneath the dash, just playing with. I was like, this isn't going to go anywhere. We're like 30 minutes.

And I'm so glad this guy's even taking his time to help me because he has a real ass shop. Like, he's a real decent mechanic. And he's up under there and he goes, oh. And next thing you know, I see the lights go all the way on. He goes, I found it. It was a loose bolt underneath my freaking dash, dude. Just a bad ground wire. Put a new nut on it.

Good to go. And it was dialed. He sent you over to the body shop, had those dense fixed up. And 100% good to go, not a problem since. It's awesome. Gav. I'm happy for you. Thank you, brother.

Can't be the comments. Yeah. There you go. Sometimes you just got a loose nut. Sometimes. Or a fast nut. Yeah. Well, that was pretty good podcast, boys.

Yeah, it was good fun. I think there was a lot of humor. There was a lot of lessons learned. I think there was a lot of takeaways for the viewers. Remember, less motion, GAV. Everybody, yeah, even I have that problem. Less motion, try to just, you know, more friction. Thank you, C.J.

That'd probably be the best way to put it. Would you say you're kind of an expert? It's called the pelvis method, yeah. You know, I don't want to talk about myself. You know. I don't want to talk about myself either, but yeah. Well, thanks for listening, guys. Thanks for listening.

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