Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Micah Got a Call From Jail

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

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I get a free chili dog. Chili Dog, not included. The Naked God. Tickets on sale now. August 1st. Well, welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. We're joined by a little bit different of a crew today. We got Ken behind the keyboard back there, Mike over here, Gavin, three-wheeler Gavin, and Ev. But you know what?

I want to skip all the BS today, and I want to dig in to what matters. Gav, you found the girl your dream last night. What are we talking about, Rye? Do you remember meeting her at the bar? We'll start with saying yes. Okay, so last night, Gav was talking to this nice lady. You know, they were getting along, all that, right? Nothing too out of the ordinary.

And then she happens to mention that she owns a power sport dealership and sells Hondas. And I watched Gavin roll around on the floor in shock because he was so excited. Hondas, man. I don't know what to say about that. But she was talking about the red stuff and I got carried away. So, Gaff, what did you think when someone comes to you and they say, yeah, I am actually a dealer.

I'm a fun dealer of Honda's. You know, I start off with getting mad because they don't sell three-wlers anymore. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, that's not cool. So then we start into that conversation. They tell me they're too dangerous, and then nothing goes good after that.

So you drop the ball on the woman of your dreams. Every time, technically, yeah. She wasn't the woman of his dreams because she doesn't sell three-wheelers. That's that. I mean, what are the odds you meet like a girl that's like, yeah, I got a power sports dealership. We mostly just deal three-wheelers.

I mean, you'd have to get on a knee. Duh, I mean, yeah. Instantly, yeah, of course. 100%. But I did think, man, I overheard that conversation. I was like, man, Gav's got to be on cloud nine right now. I didn't even know what to say. What do you say?

Marry me. It's basically. It's been a ripper of a weekend. We finally got the Hummer Pontoon to the sandbar. Back out on the water. But like to the sandbar, it was an hour trip to the sandbar. And it was the most, honestly, one of the most epic experiences of the summer. A true voyage.

Yeah. I tried to not, you know. be too overbearing with my nervousness. But I was so anxious the entire time you're driving that thing. And I felt a little bit of responsibility being it's my car that nobody's paid me for. And I'm listening to the to the welds cracking and popping on the Hummer as we're floating over 30 feet of water in the middle of the windy lake. It was the most nerve-wracking thing we've done in months. At least we had the AC and the JAMS tuning, man.

I'll tell you that. That's true. I think that's what everybody brought up when they see that. You still got AC in that thing? I was like, of course. Heated seats too for when it gets cold. And it was really awesome to like see like everybody was driving by to wave and thumbs up and take pictures, but they all just kicked up a big wake for us to have to navigate

in this pontoon. I know that was the worst part. Every boat would come right at. And which was fun, you know, it was fun, like wave and everybody and it was fun being on a boat that drew attention. But basically we were trying to avoid waves because the waves are the enemy of that pontoon thing. Everybody would just drive right by at like 10 miles an hour and just kick up the biggest wave. And every time a wave and hit it, you hear the wells go, ping, and it was flex and it was bad. So the aluminum was flexing so bad.

Like I could tell Ryan, you know, you were stressing pretty good. But you also weren't projecting it too much. Like I could tell and I tried to be a little reassuring. Like, it's aluminum. It's got some flex. That was a funny conversation. Yeah. I was all assuring him.

Yeah. It's supposed to flex. Brian comes back saying, I just hope it doesn't flex too much. No, that's what it was. You go, aluminum can flex and you're like, yeah, tell it. So we're coming into the access. It was a little chaotic, right? There's people that are pulling their boats in.

Some people are pulling their boats out, all that. I got Evan Gav on the tiller. This is so good. The dream team. The dream team. Come on. Give me a break here. The dream team of your worst nightmares.

We're coming in hot because we knew the four-wheel drive doesn't work that well in the Hummer, and we knew we were going to have to hit the access hard to make it up. This boat pulls right out in front of us. In that moment, Gav panics and then hands the tiller over to Evan. Correct. Hit the shoreline crooked, all this tomfoolery. Well, anyway, during that moment. I was holding on to my phone, you know, kind of got, my screen must have gotten unlocked.

Anyway, I accidentally called Big Wrench on mechanic at about 6.30 in the afternoon. And we never call him when he's not here for a good thing. Or when there's not an issue. Yeah, it's always an issue. We call and we go, hey, man, like Big Ranch, we need help with this thing. So as I can assume he's sitting at his son's baseball game and the phone rings and he sees Ryan's calling. And he goes, ah. And he knew what we were doing.

Yeah, you knew what we were doing. I think he was a little nervous about it too. And I got to imagine he just sat back in his chair and went, ah. And so turns out he, just thinking the tooth's going down. And I go,

oh, hey, Brian, how's it going? And he goes, hey, what's happening? Because in the background, all he heard was Evan and Gavin

and Gavin screaming at each other. The Hummer revved out to the moon. The tiller revved out to the moon and us scraping and banging into the dock and land You knew he picked up that phone and had a panic attack dude Yeah, I can't imagine from big wrenches perspective. I mean just like when the outboard comes out of the water and it's overreving and then we got tires burning We have pontoon scraping on concrete and then like a lot of hollering and that what tops it off is gab on the tiller first and I'm going, Evan, I'm scared. You do it, you do it.

I wanted to give it full throttle, but I didn't want to hit the ground. And then everyone's like, who cares if we hit ground? I was like, oh, that's a good point. I don't know why you were so scared of that thing, Gaff. Dude, that's a big 115 horses right there getting ready to run up on some concrete. That's a little scary.

I mean, clearly you blacked out when it mattered, but we had a plan. You were going to run the throttle, and I was going to run the trim. It didn't work out that way. It didn't pan out. I think that was two men on a one-man job right there for sure. No one wanted full responsibility for that.

No, we would have gotten stopped. Me and Gab would have just been pointing at each other. It was him. He was touching the motor. One of, yeah, one of many shenanigans we do have planned. And it went well, honestly, thank the good Lord above that we didn't sink. I mean, that was just my thought. It wasn't like a, it was like a good or a bad situation, you know.

It either goes well as in we like make it there and we make it there. it back or you know you can thank the lord for getting us through that one but i'm giving a shout out to big ranch yeah yeah i think that was far more than he ever expected that hummer would be put through yeah i mean we kind of we have the pond we were yeah we'll put it in the pond it'll be cool it'll float yeah i don't i don't know if you knew that was going to happen and then after it went well we're like we're going to big cormon we're going to take it out on the big lake and he was like wait wait well i don't know about that but it worked flawlessly so that that's pretty great well now i we got to figure out a way to get two motors on man we got a we got a wakeboard

behind what is it fast enough for you know god well dude i want to see it come up the plane that's what i want to come over the wake and start to be honest i would like it fast it's not fast enough is there no chance no it's not but hummers aren't fast on land let alone in water i mean it's a good point that's a that's a lot of weight to try and get out of the water and on plane. I mean, that's heavier than our centurion. When you say on plane,

that is the biggest factor. I was like, why is this thing like so slow? It's because it doesn't plane out like a boat. Yeah, because it has a hummer drag in between. So what would happen if the tires went on it? It would help.

Oh, you wouldn't be able to drive it down the road. It wouldn't be as good on land. Okay. I did think about that. If you almost had like an any level type of lift, they could suck the tires up. And then you could really get going.

If you built like a skid plate and then in any, level lift that suck the tires up it'd be pretty great let's just say our hummer pontoon with an unlimited budget would be something something of an awe i almost think though that anything we add to it almost takes away from what it truly is yeah a hummer with pontoon that's it's trapped to it just it is what it is when you say it like that it probably should only go five miles per hour exactly it's perfect so a little bit of a transition then into our sooner shenanigans coming this week like We're going to try to do the snorical three-wheeler, which Gavin has done four times now.

I kind of want to pick your brain about what, explain what that is and how you came up with the idea and kind of the first, like, things that you ran into trying to literally scuba dive a three-wheeler. All right. So it all started when I figured out the power of a Honda. These things are indestructible. I mean, I sunk it down on the river one time.

I was like, oh, shit, I ruined this thing. And then pulled the plug, let the airbox dry a little bit. Fires right back up. You can't kill them. All right. So that's where the first train of thought came. And then it was like, I want to go deep with this. I want to go further.

And then I was like, oh, let's go across the lake. Now we're here. So I want to do 10 feet, at least probably 10 feet from the airbox to the top of the water or whatever. So we're working on setting up our snorkel kit. Gav, be honest with me. How much time did you put in your snorkel?

It looked like you spent six and a half minutes on it. No, that's the disrespect. Hey, six and a half. Based on the explanation you just gave me, I feel like I laid out the most, like, beautiful question for you. And you're like, yeah, when underwater, Hondas are sick. No, no, yeah.

So then the idea came that we just want to go really deep with it. And so we're going to attach the snorkel right to the airbox, go 10 feet up, 7 feet up, whatever we can, and drive fully underwater. Because it's a Honda. I mean, it'll stay running. So the biggest thing that we did have problems with was being able to stay on the bottom.

So then when we added the tank tracks, our other problem was that we couldn't get the front tire to stay down. And so we tried to fill it with water, couldn't find a guy to fill it with water for us. So a random sandbags didn't work out and now we're here. Oh, so the front tire being that they are big on three wheelers had that much buoyancy? Oh, even deflated all the way. Yeah, obviously it took ear out of. Yeah, still trying to pop up on you. And then my lake isn't like a lake out here.

It'll just drop right down and it'll be a weird divot, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're out here. It's going to be nice and smooth grass. gradually going in, so that's what's going to help huge as well. So you have confidence in this. This out here with standing on the sandbar and stuff today and seeing like what your beach is like, yeah, we got this. I mean, and another fun thing for me was, okay, where do we get scuba gear?

We looked it up, you know, we're pretty good. Everyone gets on their phone. Where do we get scuba gear? You're going to pull some shenanigans. I pulled some shenanigans. Go ahead. Let me hear what you guys are thinking. Well, so then I was like, okay.

So GAV being in Colorado, like, was able to rent some, but obviously you had to look around too. Well, we, I didn't know this, this is a cool factor and a scary factor. We ordered like scuba gear off of Amazon. It's not real scuba gear. But it's like that you could order like a tank that you can fill up and and that you can also order the thing to refill it and all this. And I was like, I mean, it wasn't cheap, but I'm like, you can just get this off Amazon. Why is no one talking about this?

Well, that's the thing. So I called the scuba shop, right? And we've kind of had a couple run-ins with them before, you know, at different events. So I thought we're like, hey, we know, we got a little friend. on the inside he'll be cool about it i had no idea scuba people were so protective over their sport oh man we had to pull some shenanigans man we had we told one shot oh gosh i hope they oh yeah no yeah we used this for an air cannon and then we just had to go use the other we had to go get the bmc or whatever it's called for the uh bpc i think it's called for uh no

b bccc you hear that god god no but then we would just tell them we that we're using that as a or whatever and then we put both and both together really yeah see i called my guy and i said i have my buddy coming out from colorado he's only here for just a few days you know we're gonna be really crunch for time it'd be great if i could come and pick up the scuba gear prior to him coming well is he scuba certified and i go oh yep yep he's got his certification he does out in colorado all the time you know out in lake mead and all that he's scuba i i had a whole story built up and i was like he's going to buy this for sure and he goes yep yep that sounds so great i can't wait to meet him and talk scuba just have him bring in a certificate and i go no no no no we don't have enough

time i better just come in and pick it up before he goes why i can't send out the scuba gear without a certification dude they're crazy about it they are it's a tank of air it's free that's what i said we're going to hook them up to a fucking welding tank and send him down there and hope it works gosh well that's what i think i think the thing that keeps them in business is you know dudes with Tipman 98's trying to fill their CO2 tanks to shoot more paintballs, you know? Like, I don't think they're filling that many scuba tanks are renting out that many, but I'm surprised by that.

No, no. Surprise that. He needs your certification. That's how they are. They don't want us just going down looking for the Titanic with no certification. Dude, too soon. I wasn't supposed to say, I'm not like that.

Don't you remember what happened? They exploded. Ah, Evan, get with it. They imploded. Cripes. I'll drink to that. Gab, do you ever feel a little self-conscious about possibly filming anything that's maybe questionably illegal in your videos?

Do you ever feel like you're going to get jammed up? Like, obviously, right? I feel like I'm going to get jammed up all the time. I feel like, I feel like rappers can get away with talking about illegal shit. Yeah. And just not get in trouble for it. What's up with that?

Some of them get jammed up. As of late, as of late, yeah. Oh, they're cracking down on the rappers? I mean, the whole young stuff. Yeah, young thug for sure. He caught like a RICO charge, which is like, was literally invented to combat mobsters.

I feel like that's pretty extreme. Allegedly they're running some sort of operation such as that. Big things. I don't know. You got to be careful, though. You got to be careful. I was scrolling through TikTok and there is actually this TikTok rapper. And he straight up did a whole video.

Oh, wait. It says this video is unavailable. So it was taken down. Of course. So we won't be able to watch it. If I can find it, I'll put it back up. But this rapper is wrapping exactly how to do credit card fraud. Tommy G.

Just did a video with the dude? Yes, yes, he did. And he, step by step, the whole thing. I have a hard time. Like, it seemed very, like, authenticious. Yeah, that's... Authentious? Define.

Good word. Authentic. I don't fucking know. But no, it seems so legit, but, like, I don't see the, the guy's like not masked up he's not like and he's just telling you like and he's i don't know they're just like doing it on film like watch this like transaction boom boom swipes the fake card goes in buys free pizza yeah i'm like this doesn't can't and it wasn't even a good rap song like it was actually more of just a lyrical way of telling you how to commit credit card

fraud no i love that like the fact that he's then exploiting like okay well if you can say like you know i got guns and stuff and i got i got this and that, all legal things, then he's, like, taking it 10 steps further and just be like, I'm going to tell you how to do something illegal to a T and then see what happens. Might have been an experiment. I'm not, I'm sure he's not trying to get arrested, but it's like almost seems like it's a social experiment. Can I make this fly?

It's a bold move. It's a very bold move. It's just kind of testing the boundaries probably, you know, feeling out what you can do. Yeah, but you like test the boundaries. You hit the boundary and you're all jammed up for a long time. Not a bit getting jammed up. Of all crimes to, like, go down for it, just wouldn't be credit card fraud, which, again, is just stealing. Stealing is, like, one of the more, like, I can't make it on my own, so I'll just steal your money.

It just isn't. No, you just can't do that one. Yeah. I don't like that. You can't steal from the working, man. No. Maybe, like, a Snickers from Walmart, like, I won't judge you too hard. I'll never do it, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't be mad.

But if I find out you, like, stole a bike from someone's front yard, you're a piece of crap. Yeah. You don't do that. Tell them, ma'am. Tom. Hey, I don't like thieves and I don't like litter bugs. Yeah. There's no reason to litter.

Nothing worse than thieving. No. I agree. It's nothing quite worse than it. Besides like serial killers, there's nothing worse than people that just steal from the working man. Have you were with me when I did this? But I got a call the other day from the Clay County Sheriff's Office. And you know, it gave me flashbacks to like when I was younger.

I'd get a call from the sheriff's department. and they would, you know, it would be something that I was, like, maybe potentially involved in. Nothing crazy. Like having yourself, well, first too loud. Yeah, yeah. It's like, hey, you know, were you with the fellows that were throwing fireworks at the park, you know, stuff like that? Okay. But anyway, flashbacks to that.

But I'm getting a call from the Clay County Sheriff's Department. I'm like, well, I was like, dude, answer it. It's going to be, just answer it. So I answer it. It was like the jail recording, like press button to accept call. So then, yeah. So then it was like press button to accept. call for the jail. I'm like, okay, well, cool. Someone in jail is calling me.

This is so how Mike would answer the phone. It was so great. I got, you know, hello and he's just like, hey, you still, are you still with that? And I just, oh man, did I ever want to troll him? Did I, I want to roll that with, you know, but I couldn't waste his minutes. Oh, that was his next thing. He just goes, I just added four more minutes. You still with dad? And I was like, listen, you got the wrong number. Hang up. Call who you got a call because you only got three now.

Someone from jail called you? And it happened so quick, like that quick. Like he said, are you with dad? I'm out of, I got four minutes. Yep. And I was like, oh, wrong guy, and he's like, you know, assuming that, yeah, he was like, well, fudge, why did I dial the extra zero or whatever? No, we kind of just like, was like, what was that?

What was that? Yeah. What just happened? It was just too good. I'm just like picturing you being in jail, someone, and trying to call your dad or your sister or your mom or your loved one, your significant other, and just messing up a number. And you up with Micah. Yeah. It can't be that easy to get minutes in there.

I mean, no. You got to get money somehow. God knows what he had to do to get those minutes. Seriously. Only God knows. not good gav talk to me rye did you really spend 24 hours on your wheeler i did not leave that bad girl once i i pooped on it i slept on it i ate on it on it on it dude i didn't what do you want to see what do i have to show you to prove to

no no it was so gnarly but i did not leave that three lure i blew up a break red too she was she was ticking but yeah ran her for probably six hours all through the hills i thought you couldn't kill a honda well, this one, when you don't do an oil change and the spark plug looks like freaking... That's been your sales pitch. You don't need to change the oil and the spark plug doesn't matter.

All right, we don't want to talk about it. And yeah, so blew the motor and then midnight came around, all right, hop on the next big red. So hopped on another big red. Sadly, that one is a little bit smaller. And I somehow slept on that thing for about 15 minutes.

Wait, did you keep it running the whole time? No, no, no, we turned it off. That was my favorite part when you were like, I actually, we were like, well, what a tie? do. Filmer, your buddy, Ty. What did Ty do? Well, he stayed in the truck right next to me and you're like, I actually got more sleep than them because they forgot to bring sleeping bags. I was freaking idiots, dude. They didn't think we're camping or something, guys. They were like,

well, we're starving. I'm over there with my beef, my beef jerky or whatever, freaking happier than hell. No, that was too good. Like, the fact that they came unprepared. Like, they could have brought anything and rubbed it in your face, yet you're rubbing in their face. And I was in luxury. Well, not really, but. Yeah, and then the next morning, that was, That was brutal just because we woke up. It was 7 o'clock, 6 o'clock, whatever it was. We're like, all right, we want to be done at noon. Well, we didn't start until 4 the previous day.

So we had to go all the way until 4. You had a hell did you do? Dude, we got a game of baseball rolling. Just had a good day with the fellows, man. I mean, that's what it's about. It's getting outside with your friends and having fun, honestly. And that's Gav's sales pitch. So look, look, look, check it out.

So look, this is doing the wheelie right here going up. Sorry, fellas. And then look, sleeping in the sleeping back. I'm giving you the breakdown right here. Okay, sleep. Sleeping, sleeping, doing the wheelie. More riding, course. More riding, okay.

There's the baseball right there. I can miss that. See? And then look, I got a good look at the, you like the swing? I'm just more impressed you didn't crash this entire 24 hours. Yeah, right. That's what the title should have been is not crashing my three wheeler for 24 hours. Damn, that's pretty good, huh?

Yeah, last two hours are definitely getting scary because we were still riding around, but I was like, ah, whatever. Right off the bat, you did almost crash. Would you have started over or would you have cut that clip? Oh, I had to start it over. Just to, yes, because we were probably two hours in. And just to prove to myself, I can stay on this three-wheeler for 24. I know I could actually do probably longer than I could do 36 hours.

That'd probably be where I'd be really sick of it. True story. I really respect that out of you. But why? Because why not? Content, baby. Content, baby. No, if it makes it.

And I don't know. Just, that's probably something. As a kid, just dumbass little Gavin, just having fun. What would I want to stay out and sleep on my big red? Yeah. Why not? Right? I don't know, man.

I spent so much time with my three-wheelers, and I'm just like, oh, why not spend a little bit more? Did you have to spend some time apart? No, no. Well, I would say, shut up. I could stand up. I could do everything. But, like, afterwards, like, you just went back,

like everything was normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What'd your other three-wheelers think? I'm not happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two-fifty R wasn't having a good time. A little baby girl. You've been kind of bad to her, though.

Do you want to talk about that? What are you think about that? I think you ruined a piece of us. What? A piece of us. Dude, you know I was going to ruin at the minute you saw me hit that freaking waterhole in Moab. You know?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, honestly, I knew before you even had it. That I was going to go south. It's still running great, though. I mean, that power band's still there. She's still wanting to fight.

Oh, yeah. You never had to fix it? Oh, no. I still need to put a base cask in it. But that's it, though. Yeah. Honestly, though, I would have been more disappointed if you didn't ride it and you didn't beat it up.

And that's all I was thinking about, especially at Trache Fest. I was like, what would Ryan say to me right now? Treat it like it's a dirty princess. And that's what was in my head the whole time. I mean, dude,

I rolled that out on the race or whatever. I hop right back on it. I don't know why we never posted a clip of it. But the front brake was locked up, but I didn't notice it. And oh, yeah, I didn't know what was going on. My wheel's not spinning.

You didn't know it. Just wait. I couldn't tell it when it's spinning because the back was just going like this. I was like, shit. I blew an axle out or something. I don't know what's going on. I thought I bent it too much.

Center south. and turns out, yeah, the front's all locked up. I'm all trying to help back in the race. Front's going, boom, and then I crash again or whatever, something happens. Some guy runs over, dude, you know, your brake cable's just jammed up, twisting. That was fine. Finish the race? Finish the race?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you win? No, no, third place for my first race, however, yeah. Last place, actually. Oh, there was three people? For the 250R class. Three people? Yep, yep.

I appreciate you for prefaceing that there's only three because there's a lot of fellas out there that wouldn't. They go, yeah, it wasn't too bad, third place. And then we'd go, dude, not bad for your first race. And then you just wouldn't say anything. Dude, no, I suck, dude. I got the whole shot, kind of. And then the kid clipped me and it was all my fault pretty much.

But that was that. Wasn't somebody on like a 70? Oh, that was so that was in the second race. So the first race was just a 250 art class or whatever. You got beat by a Honda 70? Oh, dude, he ran me off the road. These are some bad freaking dudes. You guys are going to come out for a day next year probably.

What? That is a three. 310 built Billet fucking cases Runs a goddamn race fuel These guys have 200 Cc 70 frames That weigh like what half the weight And they're freaking set up for flat track

Running this shit These guys are crazy And they're gonna smoke a cigarette And their shorts and tank tops two seconds later It's ridiculous Unfortunately I'm sick of hearing excuses We'll come out and race next year Come on, trike fest dude

It was a hell of a time Yeah Gab went to Trig Fest And he was a bit of a celebrity there I guess. I know, we had a really good time for sure. Everybody was very awesome and can't beat that. You can't beat a crowd like that.

Hopefully we can get the fellows out there and show you guys a little bit of the real tric life. Did you have one of the cleanest 250 R's? It was. Everybody was trying to buy it. But probably my, oh yeah, everyone was trying to buy it.

My favorite part is Gab told us this weekend. Everybody was trying to buy it at about 75% of retail value. That was the biggest problem. Yeah. They're like seven grand. Come on. How could you say no? And you're like,

dude, it and it's worth more than that. Exactly. But, guys, seriously, though. But the biggest hit was probably my 87, 200X. And the story behind that is freaking awesome. So I just got done having lunch at Kidoba. Pretty average day, we're like, shit.

We need to get something filmed or whatever. It's coming up on Wednesday. We need one last bit. Coming home from Kidoba, see a headlight of a thriller. I go, Ty, flip around. I saw a 200X headlight. Flip around, flip around. We keep going.

We leave track of this guy. We're coming up over a hill. We come to a dead end. It's right or left. I was like, all right, shit, what do I do? I didn't see him anywhere. It's not a dead end. It's a T.

It's a damn T. It's a damn T. So I get out and I go look up right. I go, Ty, I don't see him right. So we go left and right through, we go down the street about half a mile, discount tire, sitting there on a trailer. All right, 200 X. I couldn't believe it. Just gorgeous.

I talked to the guy. I was like, hey, would you ever sell? Would you ever sell? Like, I'm all pumped up all. Because I'd probably consider selling it. No way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

And he goes, this is the last year they were ever made. and me thinking, all right, it's got to be the 86, all right, because that's one of the last years they were made, though no way it's an 87. So I was like, hey, would you take 500? He goes, ah, 750 right now. But then I shook his hand, and I'm walking around it for a second, walking around it for a sec, and I look at it, I go,

this has a key. And I go, I think it might be an 87. And I look down. 1980 freaking seven, fellas. Only 2,500 of them made. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. And then I'm over here at Trikefest, and I had my good buddy,

Mitch or whatever that I just met there, he would kept bugging me, bugging me for it. And he looks back at me and he's just like, hey, I'll give you six for it right now. He's like, I'll give you six grand for it right now. Oh, yeah. Six grand. Oh, yeah. We're ready to drop. $5 dollar cash on this thing. Oh, yeah. There was one selling. Six grand.

Way, way worse shape for like five grand. Way worse shape. Didn't have the headlight or anything. Oh, yeah. I have turned down six grand. Yeah, he loved going like this to me. I was like, oh, I can't do it though. Because everybody else was telling me you're not going to find another one, Gavin. You're just not going. No, definitely.

yeah so that's insane you can't build the collection if you sell them off exactly yeah that's true but you can't be a hoarder if you sell something yeah I'm right the fact that you had that big of an offer for it and weren't and didn't sell it with props to you yeah do you just walk around with a couple hundred bucks in your pocket all the time come always got to have like 300 yeah yeah always got to have 300 but uh the biggest part of it is honestly staying consistent on the marketplace you got to check it whenever you're taking a piss or whatever just roll on or okay typing throughers type in 12 valves you'll see what's up the best find i probably honestly had is my 12 valve is everybody was scared to buy kid had it listed originally like 15 grand right just everyone was so scared to buy it

because there's you can't see only miles or not kid was probably lying to me when he said there was 250 on it was probably closer to half a mill yeah oh yeah the brakes were a little shot but i didn't really realize that and um gab doesn't use them i didn't realize that no shit yeah and so i checked it out that turbo spooled right up and i was like oh baby we got a cab this girl so i bought that i was like hey five grand paid five grand no way haven't changed the tires on it gave it one oil change and it's been the best machine ever for about five years you draw it all the way here didn't yep one guy from here to colorado yeah AC works good too what's that yeah way do you own any vehicles with air conditioning no no no well sadly my first 12 valve so i have two 12 valves

Yep The first one that I crashed in the wall Used to have AC But I discovered it doesn't anymore Okay, yeah, yep What are you crashing a wall You know the story of? I mean, I recall

But I'd like a refresher Okay, so coming up over hill I'm a pretty freaking good driver I'll say it No, to some extent To some extent And just like a driving manner Through the mountains and highways

Or whatever I had to been looking at my gauges Or I had to been looking at my phone Either or I don't know I'm gonna be honest I hope the insurance company's not watching this so i'm coming up over a hill or whatever doing 70 right and i look up a foot in front of me just had a complete stop i'm coming in probably weighing what what 6,000 pounds with a freaking

metal cattle guard up front i'm gonna smoke anything in front of me smoke anything so i lay on the brakes right before i'm like six inches of foot before in front a foot before hitting them take it hard left thankfully the 12 valve had a little bit stance to her what was the complete stop the traffic only the right lane that came to a complete stop. Oh, traffic, okay, okay. But only the right lane. So I took it hard left. Yep.

And once, oh wait, wait, let me keep going. Once I took it a hard left, I took it so hard that I am now going sideways. I am now going sideways. Hit the wall straight on like this. So I'm going like this, doing really well. I'm like, okay, I'm driving out of this right now, looking really good right there, hadn't even hit my face or anything. I don't confuse it.

You actually hit a wall or a car. eating along the wall and car in the right car in the left lane right as I'm getting ready to slow down a complete stop smokes the bed smokes the bed oh my gosh I don't even want to talk about it but smokes we'll keep going now smokes the bed and then throws me in a full 360 put my head in the steering wheel bent the hell out of the steering wheel will get up bloody lip or whatever looking around looking around like holy shit what just happened and then I'm looking at my rear mirror all right everything's looking okay truck's still running turn the truck off that's not not my spare tire, is it? Is that a Mercedes right there? Oh, yeah, right in the back from Mercedes. Oh, no. Okay, so moral of the story,

come to find out that everybody stopped in the right lane for some ducks. The cops were already there, trying to get the ducks out of the highway. There's some ducks. The cops saw it all happen. Yep. Really?

And I got to take it for falling too close, and that was that. That could have been worse, but... Yeah. And my liability insurance doubled. Exactly. Smoked a 12 valve. Probably the cleanest 12 valve in Colorado.

I smell. Oh, yeah, 150,000 miles on it. All original paint, probably the prettiest paint. Damn. Smoked it. So 150,000 miles is low when it comes to 12 hours? I mean, yeah, I'd say. That's not even running yet.

That's not even broken in. The heat cyclists just got done. Could someone inform me? What's the laws of, you know, when something happened so long ago that you can't get in trouble for it anymore? Is that seven years, five years? It all depends. It depends on the crime. It really does.

say your buddy accidentally crashes a pickup allegedly. I can't talk about this. Into an alleged bridge and allegedly causes significant structure damage. What would be the typical time that you could speak about that? In general, U.S. federal law has a statute of limitation for five years unless there is specific legal language for offenses that stretch beyond that time. For example, murder. Okay.

Well, he didn't do that. So I guess you guys also have to tune back into the Life I Open podcast, 415, something like that. And we will have a good story for you guys. You better subscribe. And one day you'll get to hear the story. I have something I would kind of like to talk about it with CJ a little bit. Just because I kind of want your opinion, I feel like, Gaff, do you do drugs? No.

You don't? Nothing. See, and that's why I think a lot of people would think that the way you are and how happy and bubbly and energetic, people probably think you do. Dude, mountain dew and freaking just stokness on being here, honestly. And see, I love that. And we were talking about it and someone said that they're like, dude, seems like Gavs all tweaked out on Adderall all the time or something like that. I thought it was cocaine when I first met you. Nope, nothing.

I just, I don't know. Just very blessed it. like to have fun and just I mean my biggest say on it is sleep good eat good and get in the gym that's what I mean that that'll keep you going and keep you want yeah you've been here for three days we ain't been eating good you ain't been sleeping and you ain't been in the gym I was thinking the same thing this guy has been really breaking his his regimen but yeah is it our fault are we bad it's the week and I got here Friday man we're starting Monday tomorrow I did yeah yeah it's true a little weight in the gym what's I tried I was getting six a m we'll see you there tomorrow morning

That's a little early, but we can push that. I ain't going to be there. I'll throw some weight up with you. Let's run it. I see, CJ. You're looking good. Pullup contest. If the gun's going.

Pull up. I think I'd be able to beat Gavin in a pull-up contest. How many you got? I don't know. I've never maxed out, but I'm just saying. There's no way you have, bro. I've never been like, how many pull-ups can I do? You do pull-ups until you're tired and then you let go.

No. That's maxed out. That's not how I do. I just do like 10. I guess like if you really wanted to dig deep, I don't know. I can maybe do like 20, but the only reason why I think I'd be able to beat Gavin and pull-ups is because I definitely weigh less than him. So I'm pulling less weight, but I bet you anything, he is two-time stronger in me.

You definitely got me there. Pulling 230 pounds up a lot. Yeah. Like I for sure probably beat him in a pull-up. So for me, it's like I never did pull-ups as like a real workout. Like it was always as a competition. It was like every time I've done. Pull-ups is just like how many can you do?

Like you just want to know. I honestly, I don't know. I bet you I could do 20 right now for sure. but 100 bucks yeah really i'd put 100 bucks that i could do 20 pull-ups right now do you think you would tap out at 20 because i might be able to do 21 no i'm just saying i could probably do 20 for sure i could maybe 25 i don't know like okay but i'd put 100 bucks that i could do it do you want to do it after this yeah i cross my mind go ahead shake it shake i mean i'm down if you are but is it who does more or just if you do 20 you get a hundred i wasn't saying more i was just saying if you ask me how

much i don't know yeah so if you do 20 you're kind of an athlete i think i think i could do 20 like i'd yeah no i think wow i haven't just changed mine yeah yeah yeah you know for sure yeah 100 bucks do it you are doing it go ahead shake there we go right under the podcast the outro will be a little pull-up contest between you yeah there we go no not pull-up contest sorry sorry i can hit 20 yeah for sure yeah everyone knows i can hit 20 I can't believe you didn't think I could do 20

You just bet a hundred bucks that I couldn't do 20 But you're like, I got 20 in the bag How do you feel about that, Siege? I'm a little confused on that I would be too, he hits Well, in the same way that you said gavs Or you're smaller than Gav, like I feel I'm smaller than you Honestly, I probably do weigh more than you

But I'm definitely shorter No, you don't I weigh 184 pounds Really? Okay, I'm down a little bit Like, I'm a buck 75 right now. Wow, I was a big guy. I was running 180 all winter for sure.

Wow, you bulked up a little bit, eh? Yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Mainly in the tummy. That's not bad. I heard, like, girls are into, like, the dad bod beer belly thing now. Like, six packs are kind of lame. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, dude, you put two guys with a fine belly on a bummer. Out in the middle of the lake on a stand bar. On a bummer. Good luck keeping the ladies away. Yeah, I mean, you guys, there were a lot of women on the top of the Hummer Pont Oh, yeah, and their boyfriends were over watching. Were there really? They had boyfriends.

Yeah, they were cool, though. Well, yeah, obviously, they're sitting up there, but who didn't want to sit on top of that thing? Right? It would be a little alarmed if my girlfriend was sitting on a bummer. I would too. Especially with you. If it's not my bummer, I'd be like, that's not good. She probably ain't coming back.

That's not looking great. Was that I have an eye up there? I got out of emails. So, Rye. Yeah, buddy. How do you feel about three-wheers nowadays? I just got to ask. In more context, baby.

We'll see, it's almost been a year since I came up here last. I'm going to, I just want to know basically all your guys' perspective on them now that we've became friends. I think they're freaking cool. I just don't think I should be riding one. Guys, they should. I can respect them. And I really, I think they're cool. Absolutely.

But the last thing I need to be doing is getting on a three-wheeler and hitting some jumps or something. So you just feel like the tippiness, it's just not, nothing's right about it, right? I think that might be the last vehicle I would want to jump is a three-wheeler. Hey, I like to hear that. It makes me feel better. I feel like it just, it's just like got all of the bad qualities of a dirt bike and the bad qualities of a four-wheeler.

Okay, you ready for the best answer? What? Yes. Go ahead, Ev. Always loved them. Hey, I don't, I don't know if I've said this before. It was my first off-road vehicle that I ever rode. My grandpa, Honda 110.

Man, I don't know the year. Late, late, late 70s, 70s. No, probably early 80s. the 80s, 82, 83 maybe, I don't know, ATC 110, no suspension, balloon tires, high, low range. You had the blue tires. You had the balloons. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Probably 70s later 70s. That was, that's what started the whole thing for me was that three wheeler. Probably one of the raddest things about it all for me. Mm-hmm. Is that they are what started all the ATV and all that kind of everything for that manner. Well, no, I mean, the motorcycle. No, no, no, no, no, for like the 18, no, for like being able to ride

and winter. That's what big thing behind three-wheelers was is we need something that's going to sell and winter. And that's what exploded on the ATV side or whatever. I mean, there was no side by sides. It was dirt bikes and then three wheelers. So they didn't make four wheelers? They went from two wheels or three wheels? Exactly. Really? It just seems like four wheels would have made more sense. You can't add two things at once. You add one. But you could add one axle. They weren't thinking like that. I don't know. They were wanting to get rad. Yeah, they were wanting to get rad. And so that's probably one of the coolest things. That's what started all. And like here in have story i've heard so many stories that's what kids grew up on like older generation even

kids grow you're now full grown men but yeah yep yeah yeah you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying kids grew up and then now they're freaking men they're old and they're dying now but they're 50s it's what started at all that's what's frat to me it is it is nice to hear you excited about something gav yeah yeah gab you kind of got me in some trouble this weekend what do we got going on rye you you call everybody baby i tend to do that you go like give me some baby And there's like, with Gavin's baby energy, I have started to call people baby. Good. My girlfriend has not appreciated me calling anybody within shouting distance, baby.

Right. What's up, baby? Who'd you call baby? Like girls? No, no, no, no girls. But like, Ev, I'm like, hey, have, hand me a tea, baby. Gav, come over here, baby, like stuff like that. Well, that's ridiculous that she doesn't like that.

If you were going around calling other girls, baby, I could. could see that that's true i mean i definitely can understand that but i think i think there was a a slight tinge of jealousy oh no i i i do but it's just it's tough to overcome the baby ratio it might devalue the baby that's probably what's actually going on yeah that's i think you're right there rind's baby guy and now gav you are turning him into a big baby guy what's up baby It's just fun to say, dude. Sorry to get you all tangled up in that mess, though, yeah. That's what happens when you hang out with you.

We're trying to not burn Cormat down. I don't know if you could say you're trying. You're working on it. You're doing your best. I would say you're darned you're trying to burn Cormoron down. He's just so pumped out of your... Oh, I know. I'm taking all the blame for everything.

From Colorado to Cormorant and everything in between, right? Yeah. It's all just going to hell. Like, how do we keep it under control now, that's? There is no control. Yeah, he was walking in. He was like, are you sure we're not brothers in somehow as I have? There might be a bloodline down there, man.

I think we got some of the same trousers. I mean, jeans. Yeah, no, we're trying not to burn it down. You two have been a little dynamic duo, like, because you're always sitting next to each other in restaurants, and I have been cackling laughing at you too. Because you do bust each other up, and one of you spits out your food, your drink,

Whatever. I'm sensing a little bit of jealousy out of Mike over there. Oh, no, Mike's all about it. Like Gavin came to town and now. It exists. Yeah. And now it's like he's just been chewed off to the side. And Evan's like, hey, Gab, come on.

Let's go get lunch just me and you. Hey, we're just lucky that you guys already had bunk beds in my room because me and Gab were going to build some last night. Were you? Gosh. Yeah. We got the guacamole and the nachos going. And it was like, oh, we need bunk beds.

Oh, wait, we got bunk beds. Did you sleep on the bunk beds last night just because, like, you know, we got that well, yeah, no, we hit the sauna and stuff and then, yep. Ev, why are you still sleeping in a bunk bed? Fuck. Because we've offered, we've offered to get you set up with a freaking queen size, get you a king size bed in that room. So, I mean, most bunk beds people think is just two twin beds, maybe, or something small.

This is like a bigger bed. I'm not sure what the next size or two out from. A full, maybe even a queen. I don't think it's a queen. It might be close. It's a close queen. Close queen. Hey, well, I know I'm a short fellow, but I can lay sideways damn near on it.

Really? Yeah, so it's pretty good. Okay. The top acts as a shelf. What you mean? Like the top bed, I throw shit up there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, your hats.

My clothes. No, not much trash. Happy and hot pockets. Oh, yeah, leave snacks, you know, goldfish. Right. Empty tea cans. And then also, I've found out. I didn't know this, that when you're using the lower level bed,

that the upper level bed is a great point for... For what? Angling the position of your body when you're aggressively napping with your significant other. Oh. You know. I feel like there would be multiple... That, okay, okay, that makes sense. Keep killing the bunk bed life.

You might have had a cheek kill. You know, like... I feel like I'd get in the... weigh a lot though because you couldn't even go all like I'm 5 foot 5 I'd be like I'd be like constantly Yeah I suppose maybe it works for you huh Yeah no it works real positives

Yeah no negatives really You come over Like next time you come over the house you look in my room It's just a bunk bed My girlfriend wanted me to buy a sex swing I purchased a bunk bunk bed Be kind of nice like you get kind of uncomfortable sleeping next to each other just one goes up top you're still in the same room that's one step away from

two bedrooms in the same room yeah but it's still not two bedrooms yeah slightly better yeah oh my gosh it is funny walking into ev's room and he's just got his bunk bed in there ah it keeps me young there is something keeping a young ave that's for sure i don't know what it is something i think we all need a little bit of what evan and gavin have i agree whatever you guys got going man Honestly, I don't think you guys can handle it. I don't think we could either. Very few can. It's not for everyone.

There's a jam up left and right all the time, but these two more ups and down. Two peas in a paw this weekend, bro. You guys just had a real bonding moment that happened, and now you are going to be inseparable for life. The scary thing is, is I felt that way the last half a dozen times we've met, but this week has really been so. Yeah, I'm really connected. It was really honestly the first time I ever came up here

And I was talking about this rainbow rail I don't want to do a rainbow rail I don't do rails I don't jump I thought you're going to say rainbows No no no no no And so yeah we're hanging out over at the Getting dinner or no no we're getting lunch Over at the pit

Okay And Ev won't stop talking about he's like dude I went to sleep last night Not okay we got this rail We can do this rail I was like all right Ev All right and he's like if everyone's gonna do it You're the three wheeler guy You gotta hit it first

Yeah I wanted it but Yeah, no, it wasn't my, we'll keep going, it was all you. Yeah, exactly. Well, you know how it is. I didn't know if it was possible. I needed a true guy, you know, three-wheeler guy to show me. So we show up and we're looking at it. I was like, nope, not doing it, not doing it.

But I put my tennis shoes on just in case. I was in case I had to change your heart. That's the riding here. I made sure to put my tennis shoes on. I even tied my laces. He went from the crocs to the tennis shoes. Yep, yep. Put my tennies on, dude.

I was like, it's game time maybe. but I really don't want it. Game time, maybe. And Ev's going back and forth, like, holy shit, he's about to do this. He looks at me one last time he's sure, Gap, you can do it first. And I go, Ev, let me do it. Next thing I know, he used second gear, full throttle, over a rainbow rail. Best feeling I've ever had.

And Ev saying you got it, man, was, nah, that's when I knew. I was like, shit, this is not going to be good. Like, what do you mean by? His confidence and him telling me, oh, we got this shit. And then you listen. And me believing, oh, we probably do got this shit. There's a chance we don't, but we got the odds on the time. He knows that if I'm going to encourage him, I have.

He's in good hands. He's in good hands. I support it. And I know he's got this. Better hands than most. Like the 450 jump too. When I cleared the 450 jump, I was, oh, that's a big girl. But I was like, dude.

Man, you know, I can't say that I look at Evan and think, I'm in good hands. You know, I can't believe I look at him and think that either. But there's just something about, I mean, and it all just wraps around. to surround yourself around people that you want to help make yourself better and be cool and I don't do all the fun stuff with and that's just one of the biggest examples right there is just surrounding yourself by people that want to push you and stuff like that would you consider evan to be an enabler oof i think i would or more of a leader a little bit of both definitely probably who's leading when you two are going into something is it you tag team no i've done

i don't feel that way ah we're tag teaming it but ev has more experience so i'm listening him a little bit more, but I'm still trying to chirp him. Okay, Gav, you're confused. Go ahead. No, no. Like, I don't think I have more experience and I don't think you should trust me as much. I thought we were on the same page. Like, we're going in this together, but you're following me.

I don't like that. Well, just keep thinking we're on the same page. All right. We'll run it. No, it is, though, for real. Like, the energy you got, you build off other people's energy. You do something crazy. I want to do something crazy.

I don't know. You just, it's fun. Right? Yeah. No, you can't beat that. That's good. That's good. Yeah.

Yeah. It is. Does it make you guys ever want to try and go do the stunt here and there like that? No, I know it does. Okay. Because the entire C-boy squad was wheeling in your yard for hours. Oh, man. Was that the best sight I've ever seen, though?

Did that make the heart happy? I shed a tear. Did you? Ben was smiling. Doing wheelies. Drinking a Celsius. Ben was smiling. I shed a tear.

Oh, my God. Why, you got to smile out of him. No. It wasn't just a smile. I meant while doing the wheelers. Like, yeah, it was amazing. Oh, yeah. The whole squad.

No, you can't beat that, right? That's what it's about right there. I could never get the whole squad to do wheelies on a three wheel. We show up to your place for a few hours. Everyone's running wheelies. Well, we only have a hand, like one three wheeler have. Well, that would probably be the first. Gavin has like 20.

Based off of this, you're suggesting Lee by more. Not necessarily. But heck, yeah. Dude, that was, that was rad happening. You guys all just on wheelers. Everyone having the blast. We can't beat that. and you guys

that's all you guys need to go out and mess up that's what it's about right there you won't see more joy than just boys messing around on some old wheelers or anything I mean even if you have a freaking pedal up like get outside

and have fun with your friends right gosh damn absolutely is outside paying you to tell people to go outside yeah yeah is that your paid endorsement gap outside is fucking nature is paying gap feeling my energy man feeling my energy

I don't know I love it it'll do something to man I'll tell you that Spent a little too much time up in Dirty Gunny What's the dirtiest thing that's ever happened up in Gunny? We don't want to go like, yeah, dude. I kind of want to, I want to hear this. Let's unpack it. Tell me, tell me what you want to, like,

what kind of story would you like to hear here? Well, you just asked you. Yeah. The dirtiest? But what is Gunn's in what manner? In what manner? So just give the people a five second description of Gunnison. So Gunnison is not on the main highway up to the mountains or whatever.

It's off the beach. beaten path. It is off the beaten path. Is there an asphalt road that goes there? There is, but it's a single lane. Oh, yeah, it's not the big old three lane highway up by 70. No, you're taking the single lane up 285 straight to Gunny. Okay.

And it's paradise. But, man, well, that change, man. Let's keep on going. And so, uh, dirtyest, dude, dirtiest story, man. I don't know if that's appropriate. Dude, I don't have too many dirty stories. I mean, we try to keep it pretty classy in the mountains. I'm glad you...

One of my favorites Why can't you keep it classy in Cormor? Yeah, I was going to say I'm glad you prefaced in the mountains. We like to keep it classy. We get down here in the slums of Cormorant. I just let it loose. Don't say that. One of the best things...

No, this is one of the funniest things that's happened, is just on the trails. And some girl comes up to me. Did you make that? What are you talking about? I had no clue what she... That three-wheeled trap, did you make it? What?

Gavin, did you tell that woman that you invented the three? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said, no, yeah, yeah. So do you know how to make him? Oh, this is mine, yeah, yeah. Oh, I started tomorrow for a second. And that was the end of it.

She got, and she went off. She thought I was a creator of three wheels. Fuck, that was anticlimatic. I thought you were going somewhere like that. I thought you were going to have her piled up on the back of the wheel. Yeah, that's what I thought he was going. Yeah, she was one of the gunnison hippie checks. You know, she wasn't a heavy.

She was a hippie. Dude, there's a difference. Yeah, I mean, And they're polar opposites, I'd go to say. 100%. You ever take a nice young lady on a night out on the town on the thruller? Oh, 100%. That was probably one of the best things.

Just cruising up to Hartman's with the old lady on the back of the big red. Go cook a nice burger on a rock. You cooked a burger on a rock. You know what I'm saying, though. Okay. No, I don't think anyone does it exactly. Did you start a fire? No, I just put the grill right there on top of the rocks.

Oh, you're on a big rock. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, you guys, I thought you were cooking on a rock. Yeah, because I've heard of people like cooking an egg on hot asphalt. So I envision you cooking a burger on a hot rock. No, no, no. I got my little girl set up there. Where do you put the grill if you got a girl and the three-wheeler?

It's a big rock. No, but how big is the three-witted? You have a grill in your backpack? Yeah, are you SpongeBob? You guys are throwing this story all over the place. I just want to know the logistics of this thing. You're going on a sweet little date. You got yourself a big red.

You got yourself a cute gal. And you got a hamburger. A barbecue grill. You guys have a rocket. No, I have a grill right there. Oh, you leave it out there. No, no. I packed the big red up, get everything loaded on, and cruise up the hills.

Well, where's the grill? Where's the grill? Do you pull a trailer? No. It's in the back of the big red. Big Red has a big apartment. Oh, you guys. No, but Gunnison, yeah, that's all you got to do out there.

There's no big parties or anything. You got to go outside? You got to catch a fish and you got to go hang out. Yeah. There's that outside plug again, dude. You guys, no, we're trying to get the kids outside. How do you feel about kids with iPads? Terrible.

Makes me want to go up and see how far I can punt it. The kid. Pulled at that point. Gosh, damn it. No, it shouldn't be the kid. The iPad or the parent, maybe. Not the kid. The iPad.

Give them a three-wheeler. Don't kick them. No, yeah. Damn, give him a fish and pull. Kids on the iPad after he breaks his collar pump. Gap gives a three wheel the next day is back on the iPad because he broke his collarbone. Yeah, Gap's right. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, I was thinking about that. You know, we'd give away the pit bikes. It would be cool if you did a three-wheeler giveaway, but you can't do that. You can't give a kid a three-wheeler? He did. I did. Oh, I'm sorry. I missed that part.

Yeah, I don't know. We bought a van. So we did a giveaway. Yeah. And he's okay? Oh, he's alive still. I told him staying second gear. Do not leave second gear.

Keep your feet on the pedals. You're going to be good. He wasn't an iPad kid, I hope. Ah, he didn't know how to do a carb clean. He might have been an iPad kid. You're telling me that you gave away Wheeler that needed a carb clean. No, no, no, no. You are every Craigslist guy ever.

It's, it's, it's mint. It just needs a carb clean. You won the grand prize. It just needs a carb clean. We made sure to get, no, no, I was just talking to him about carb clean. We made sure to give him the cleanest really we had. That thing started out. The cleanest carb?

Shut up. No, started up first. First poll, man. No, we treated them right. But no, that was a scary thing about it. He had no clue. He hopped on that thing, and he did not know what he was doing. He took a hard Lucy, and it wasn't looking good for him off the bat.

Lucy? Shut up. Yeah, what the phone? Do you always call it left Lucy? You got a hook of Lucy, man. Oh, that one does not taste right. shit but yeah no

then after that we got we got him to keep his feet on the pegs and dude stay in second gear got the hang of it did a couple wheelies with the kid sent him off the 185 I'm really excited to see you two do a pull-up not contest sorry I'm excited to see CJ do 20 pull-ups yeah after CJ goes like there's no wage on what I can do

but obviously I'm just going to try to do better just to be a douche that's cool if you have I'm not sure if I can CJ hits the gym I always has to one out back But you're what Five six days a week in the gym

No it just depends on the time Lately I have been going to the gym a lot But you do But other times it'll be like four months Without even going Oh really? Yeah Yeah it just goes back and forth

Good shit CJ But I see you all the time When there's a quick five 15 minutes of downtime You just zip over Hit a couple Yeah I try to Yeah I think that's almost better

If you blend it through the day like five times you just wander over definitely better than nothing oh better than nothing for sure i'd agree how do you guys feel about working out does it actually help you get through like if you work out in the morning or night what's that like for you what do you prefer i think if i work out during the day preferably morning it just like you feel like you already got a good victory under your belt ready to go yeah like like you could do like a normal full day but if you like mix in a workout like an actual you went to the gym you really feel like you did a good job We're ready to start kicking ass, right?

It's like you didn't leave anything unturned that day. At least that's how I feel. No, I feel the same way. What do you got to say about it? I hate the gym. I don't enjoy it. So what do you think? They're all drinking water there, not teas.

Sorry, yeah. No, but for real, but the same thing that CJ just described, I would get that out of hopping on my dirt bike and just ripping the track for 30 minutes straight, 10, 20 laps, whatever, just ride until I'm exhausted. and I feel satisfied from that. But it's also screwed up because you're also just one of those natural-born athletes that doesn't really...

You could go sleep on that couch and drink Cheetos and eat Cheetos and drink Gatorade all day and go perform and a hell of an athlete on the track 20 minutes later. Yeah, because that's just you. There's just dogs like that, I guess, huh? I do what I can. I just... It's so hard for me to, like, when I wake up,

I normally get so excited, not excited. Maybe isn't the right term, but I'm, like, ready to go get to work. Like, we have a gym here and never use it because I get to work. And I go, all right, going to do 10 minutes of things on my computer, then I'll run down there and work out. And it's like you get started with the day and then it's too hard for me to quit and go work out. I feel that. But I always feel better when I do. I wish I was better at it.

He's got to dedicate yourself. It's true. It's all it's about, really. Yeah. Well, Evan. Wait, final question. Yeah. How do you guys think scuba Steve's going to work? We got, I just want to know right before we do it.

Yep. What do you guys all think? I think that, yeah, I mean, it just depends on the location. I think it's going to go well because we have big wrench. I was going to say, we have the number one guy in the country. For driving a three-wheeler underwater? Well, that too. But I was going to say the number one guy in the country for building a machine that is going to operate in water that should not be near the water. Like the Hummer.

Yep. Brian's the guy He was going to make it happen We got the ultimate driver And we got the ultimate builder I don't see where we could go wrong It's gonna go wrong But I don't know where it's gonna actually do it

Or someone else going to do it Oh I'm doing it You're the one going to go underwater Yep let's go Okay Well I believe the beauty of a Honda Is you could do it multiple times Right?

Oh 100% no we'll pull the plug We gotta yeah Well I was just No offense take this I shouldn't say no offense Because then you know what I just Maybe shouldn't say it offend him

Offend him Gavin Just give me it How many, you just, maybe someone else should drive the three-wheeler. Like, it just, you're a fantastic, you're a fantastic three-wheeler driver, but you just haven't successfully. Yeah, you're right. What Steve did.

Maybe we need a different rider. Maybe we need a different rider. Just, I don't know, just throwing it out there. Well, kind of like the water skip. Remember, you couldn't quite get the water skip and then Ken came in. Yeah. So I kind of, maybe Ken would be. you the guy for this job.

Ken, how do you feel about scuba diving? I've never gone scuba diving or anything like that. I'm going to go out on a limb and say GAV hasn't scuba dived either. Legally? No, we're going to defy the odds and we're going to have a hell of time doing it and we're going to make it across, fellas.

All right. Should we go see some pull-ups? Let's go do some pull-ups. Cheers.