Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Micah was accused of stealing a snowmobile

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

In today's podcast, Micah shares his dreams to travel to Switzerland, CJ is the healthiest man alive, why you should NEVER let Micah borrow anything, and we break down a Serial Police Impersonator who is a certified psycho.  Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to another podcast by the Life Wide Open Fellas. Why did I say it like that? I don't know if anybody has ever referred to this. Yeah. We're the C-Boys on the other channel over here with the Life Wide Open Fellas. This is actually our 50th podcast. No way. Yeah, way.

So, I mean, like it's... Over the Hill. Good job, nice. Wait, also, I mean, a quick question to write into it. Is Over the Hill 50 or 40? I feel like Over the Hill would be 54. Oh, okay. Or 52.

Well, that's 52 weeks in a year. You're like, that's one year, you know, of posting. Hey, what?

No. No. Over the hill, it's like a statement about age. Oh. It's 10? I thought you're talking about podcasts.

No, they always say if you do 10 podcasts, then you're like actually doing podcast because most podcasts don't last 10. Yeah. So maybe I thought you were. No, we just, I was talking about age.

Yeah. And I just, I remember, two different pages. There's, been i've been to a couple different birthday parties where over the hill it's a 40 over the hill like my dad's 40th birthday was an over the hill party and i was like eh well i'd say yeah it just seems too young yeah at that point he seemed really young to be over the hill i know that's like technically

the top but i'm 50 to me is that life expectancies are getting longer and longer so like they just keep bumping it up yeah i heard the other day that somebody projected that by like at our age right now, we could live to like 140. That's awesome. What? Yeah, I don't know. It definitely was not a reputable, like a credible source. Is this like when you got to be doing all the, pulling out all the stops? There's no way I'm making it to 140, dude. And do you? I don't think I want to because we would be on the cusp of like where we'd have to like pull it all the stops to get to even pass a hundred where like maybe people in another 50 years, 140 might be still old as frick, but like a hundred might not be. if we hit 100 we'd be crusty as hell dude well i'm already on the right track i've been

pulling out all the stops lately yeah you have some cryotherapy no it's it's hyperbaric sorry hyper chamber i have done that too yeah how is that going uh and explain what it is exactly yeah and genuine opinion on it yeah i'm gonna give my genuine so hyperbaric chamber joe rogan's probably talked about this i don't know um it's basically it's literally a chamber i'll pop it up i took a video of it today it's like five seconds but you'll get the gist of it so if you're watching on video you can watch that but you hop in this this tube it's like this glass tube and it's like walk shut it's basically like a cellar it when you walk in there i feel like i'm in stranger things or like some kind of show where they're like it sounds like they're gonna freeze you creating

people in like you know like with superpowers because you walk in it's like kind of dark and there's just people quiet you're in this like blue yeah never based on like pictures i've seen it doesn't look like a friendly atmosphere per se no it's fine but yeah it's not it's not it's not If you were a classic, claustrophobic person, you would freak out. Like, my mom could not do it. I was telling her about it. So anyways, hyperbaric chamber, it's basically a pressure, they increase the pressure and increase oxygen in there, whereas like, so it'll be 100% oxygen inside that chamber,

which is obviously good for your health because the more oxygen is probably better for your brain, your heart. And you're just breathing in it normal. Like you're just sitting in there. Yeah, you're not really supposed to huff or anything like. like that you know like breathe heavy hold up you're wearing a like a special suit you can't no it's not really a special suit it's just like uh all cotton uniform they don't want you i don't know why okay okay it's basically just a gown got um i wasn't sure if you were just in this like glass

tube naked everyone's looking at me i'm like come on so if you were outside right now or probably even in here uh the it's 21% oxygen outside yeah so you're not breathing in pure oxygen where they're inside that chamber they pump it in and increase pressure i'm not sure why the pressure helps but force it in i don't know i'm not entirely sure but uh you know it's on your increasing your oxygen intake it goes through your blood your blood cells carry it to all the different parts of your body which can help and uh be good for like healing it's it's supposed to help for like concussions they didn't know if it would help for me it's like more of a post concussion like my problem is like post but like if you were like someone

knew that had it yeah apparently they say that they have seen benefits don't quote i mean i i haven't see any benefits but i'm a whole different situation how many have you done seven when do they usually start seeing any kind the dude literally like has been taught like the doctor there like he's like curious about me because i'm more of like a different case and he always talks to me he's like how you how like have you seen anything yada yada i'm like I hate to tell you this, but like, is it tough to just be like, no, no, I'm not. And, and he just kind of told me like, like, it's kind of, it's expensive to do. Yeah, that was my next question.

So it costs, so in order to do it 10 times, I've paid $2,000. Okay. Which to me is expensive. And on top of that, I have to drive an hour to go do it. Yeah. So I have to drive an hour. Then I have to change, get in the tube, sit in the tube for an hour, and then get out of it, change, drive back.

So it's like a three and a half hour. deal for me which kind of also interrupts my whole day but no it hasn't been helping me at all but the other people that go there besides for concussion people uh are like older people and uh i i think it's just ultimately maybe better for your health yeah i mean like i'm sure it's good for you you know uh injury our grandpa actually he uh suffered like some burns on his back his house burnt down last November and his whole back his whole back was like third or maybe was it fourth there's a couple fourth like it was really really bad and he uh didn't want to do surgeries like he's just stubborn that way but also he made the right choice like would not do skin grafts wouldn't do anything and they

said if you don't do skin grafts your skin will not grow back and you're guaranteed to get infection because he wanted to go you want to leave the hospital and not come back and they were like right we can't let you do that and he was like I'm not doing that I'm figuring out another way Ben was in the hospital with him. Yeah, it was super uncomfortable. I was at the house and he was sitting in the hospital and Ben was like just texting me. And I was like, what's going on? What's going on?

He's like, I don't know. He's kind of like, grandpa's arguing with them. They want to operate, but he's like. And he's not letting anyone touch him. And he's like, it's so awkward right now. Because he was like, they were like, they sent four different doctors in and they were like, if you leave, you will get infected and you need skin grafts, your skin will not grow back. And he was like, I don't care.

No, he just, he does not. Fuck with traditional doctors. I think he just doesn't, you know. Right. So I get that. There's a lot of people like that, though. I shouldn't, I shouldn't say he was saying, I don't care. He was saying, you're wrong.

I guarantee it will grow back and I'm going to be okay. Okay. But he was like, I should say, he was saying, I don't care what you say. I'm going to do what I want to do. So like, which is, I mean, I wasn't surprised, but I was just like watching four different doctors come in and they were in like disbelief. I can't I'm sure nobody he's ever told him that they're like told a doctor that like a third degree burns on their back that they're leaving tonight so anyway he left and then he got

his own hyperbaric chamber he didn't get a no he didn't get a so I don't think his is quite as uh I would just imagine it's not quite to the degree of the ones I'm going to like his was like a tent some kind of oxygen tent so basically I think you could pop it up in your own house and I'm not sure exactly how it worked, but it was like, I think it was like $10,000. Well, which,

you know, it's basically, it's obviously not the same as that chain, but, but it has, his back has now healed. He, it has been one year.

His, his back is healed. I think there's maybe like a couple, obviously there's some scars and stuff, but like, they want to like do skin grafts off of his legs, his butt, like all these spots and put him on as like,

you know, pretty, a very serious surgery and, uh, he wouldn't let him. do it because he thought he could you know he basically heal naturally um and obviously doing a couple of other things there's other things that he was doing to help that but uh which ultimately proved them all wrong and and saved him probably you know a lot of pain a lot of pain and also like

surgery is pretty abrasive i know i'm not a doctor but right if you don't you typically don't want to get surgery if you don't have if you don't have to yeah surgery's kind of like that last So it's like, especially when you're older, they knock you out. Yeah. It's an interesting, like, well, stigma around. It's not really a surgery just stuck. So it's like when you get injured, I'm not like always bummed if I get injured, but I'm bummed if I have to get surgery.

You know, you're like, okay, they put you in a cast or whatever, you limp around or this and that. But if you have to get surgery, it's this whole other ordeal. But I'm just surprised that if they would have been like, you should get skin grafts, but like kind of one of those situations, You need to go to the main. They wanted to, like, fly him there that night. They wanted to send him to the burn unit.

Wow. And helicopter him there. And he wanted to go home. We're going to helicopter you to the burn unit. And I said, no, I'm going to drive home. Was he not, was he just chilling through the pain or what? I think he has a lot of tolerance of pain. No, he was more than most.

And he had a lot of pride. Yeah, he wasn't. Pride's a hell of a drug. That's for sure. No, he was doing it. And he was right. So you got to give it to him. No, I'm very happy.

That it went that way, obviously. That's his situation, though. Yeah. Not saying that everyone that has that should follow that or like take any of the advice. It's different for everyone with every situation. But so anyways, he had one of those tents and he said that he thought that really helped his back. Like it and just, you know, obviously if you're having injured part on your body and you increase oxygen flow to it is going to help.

Yeah. You know, oxygen is good. Another thing too is he had COVID like two weeks prior to. to his house burning down and like at post-COVID you have like extreme extreme brain fog i don't know if you guys remember that or if you had that too but that's just like one of the posts i got it all the time i was saying yeah he's mike his his like was super bad pretty noticeable and he said that that also helped him with the brain fog and like kind of just like his cognitive oh yeah that was another thing that there people go there if they recently had covid they didn't mention that

Timmy. Interesting. Yeah, but moral of the story is, well, let's say we're all rolling up on 80 and we're slowing down a lot. CJ's going to be like, I'm just running it. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. We'll figure it out when we get old and CJ's just leaps and bounds ahead of us. I have actually started to probably have something to do with Ken, but my health has become,

I've become much more thankful for it each time I am not sick. It's kind of like the same on a really mini scale. when you get like a really stuffy nose and you can't breathe out of it and then you can finally start to breathe out of it and you're like oh my gosh this is the greatest feeling ever and then you just start taking it for granted and then you can't breathe through your nose again you're like this sucks just trying to like the classic just trying to be thankful for my health

24-7 because shit changes fast if you don't got your health you really don't have a whole lot like that's probably your number one thing it's weird because I'm like I get more consciously thankful of it when people around me are sick I'm like ha ha ha you know someone's hurt or sick but you're just like dang yeah it makes you even if someone legitimately has a stuff he knows you're like thank god I don't have a stuff he knows yeah so Ryan uh what's your shirt say I see you got a new uh meme shirt on it has a golf card I like that I do I actually ask you that because I now I can read it

I only go golfing to practice drunk driving damn that's a mint card on there that is a That's a quality cart. That's a proper Yamaha, I think. Yeah. Dude, I've got like a whole stack in my locker down there of good meme shirts. And for those of you. Keep your eye out for them on the lock. And for those of you wondering, that is a joke.

Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a joke. Don't. Yeah, you can't get a DUI on golf course. Speaking of, I guess, new merch, we have a merch shop kind of this Thursday. So that's the 27th Thursday at 7. Going live, we got a bunch of hunting stuff, a bunch of, Halloween, I don't know, fall type theme stuff.

And we're also... Dope giveaway. Giving away a 1,000 sportsman, a camo one. We'd be leaking it. A utilitous four-wheeler, yeah. I guess in two-day, if you're watching this right now or listening, you now know what the giveaway is before everyone else. Yeah, one of the benefits of listening to the podcast.

But this is kind of like the one time of year that we do, like it's not all hunting theme. So if you're not a hunter, it doesn't matter. But there's like a portion of this drop that is very hunting. themed obviously if you look at mike's outfit right now and i'm not a hunter but i think it's like some of the coolest hunting gear like all these guys are our big hunters mike's about to climb into the deer stand yeah and they look like it right now also if you order it right after the drop or super early we'll have it to you by deer opener correct yeah we got a kind of now shaking his

boots yeah well we're going to hopefully hopefully but uh yeah it's going to be cool it it is really interesting. I'm sure there'll be some comments. I mean, not that this really matters, but there'll be some comments about, oh, you guys don't hunt, you guys don't really fish. We don't spend a lot of our time doing that. We're still somewhat passionate about it. Some of us more than others, but we can't do that stuff on YouTube. Like, YouTube just doesn't like it. And so. We talked about this, yeah, a few podcasts ago. So it really sucks. That's why we can't show that. Honestly, I think a, like, a pheasant hunting video would be lit. And also even like a deer hunt or even like, you could go on some crazy hunts and it would be extremely entertaining like it would be very much so worth the time

because it would be such an awesome story and video and also a lot of fun too but we can go hunting saskatch i don't think we'd get anything yeah dude that that would that would that would that'd be a really sweet video to go like elk hunting yeah moves hunting in alaska or something like that i was actually just put ourselves balls deep in it i was talking to a guy at the bar the other day that loves fishing and he was asking us all about like oh have you ever been to Alaska like you got to go to Alaska and go salmon fishing and halibut fishing and like fly fishing in the river and I was thinking well we could probably do that for a video right like you yeah yeah so that would be a fun video go up to Alaska I bet we have like a lot of people

listening from Alaska area yeah that'd be a that'd be a good that would be definitely like The peak place to go, I think. Mike and I did it in Michigan. We like went out on like a big yacht boat, like a big 40-foot boat and caught like 30-pound salmon. Yeah. And I mean, you're out there. It felt like you're in the ocean here in the Great Lake, but like it was so fun.

And so, like, I mean, I know we've got invited out. You know, we're busy. It's hard to make stuff like that happen, especially when you don't know. Planning a fishing trip, like we don't know exactly that's going to pan out. Like we know how a riding trip is probably going to pan out. But anyway, someone invited to do it. do it, us to do it in the Hamptons. Oh, yeah. Oh, New York Gym. Yeah. Yeah, that would kind of be like 50% fishing and then just 50% living the New York Gym lifestyle way. Yeah. It's our buddy that also

eating at the finest restaurants. Who knows what goes on in the Hamptons, really? I have no idea. It seems like New York Gym. I saw this like someone just like a meme or a rant or something. Someone was like, dude, East Coast people are built different, think different, act different. Everyone in the Midwest is kind of on the same page and then we meet people like out west that are kind of the same but then like you know Boston people and New York people like they're they're very different from us dude I've I've never really had that much desire to travel or go and see like different places no not even to the east you all yeah to the east but like Europe or like South America or like anything like that every time somebody mentions studying abroad or something I'm like

that just doesn't really sound that fun but now I don't know what flipped, but maybe it's just like wanting to experience different cultures to be more like educated on different people. You know, I think we're so, well, I'm so used to just like living in our small little cormorant and kind of experiencing like the same thing. And obviously we've traveled, but like we really haven't traveled outside the United States or really outside like just going west. West of the Mississippi. We've never gone east at all Haven't been able to travel Outside the country, but like even experiencing

Different places like to our neighbors up north And Canada, I don't know That'd be fun too I'm so excited that we can go back to Canada Yeah, we can go back to Canada To Revelsook I'm stoked for that But I think we should go to Europe

Like that'd be a fun trip Like the whole crew went to Europe Would be like a good spot to go to I mean like Greece Paris, London, Venice Somebody needs to buy a Porsche And we can go to Germany That seems like a big

Ken thing to do. It kind of does. Doesn't it? Like Ken takes a luxury delivery of your Porsche? I think I'd feel pretty comfortable traveling like a way abroad like that with you guys. But I think back in the day, it was a desire. But dude, going into a different culture where a lot of people speak a different language, some speak English. True.

That, it was intimidating. First and foremost, it was intimidating. So much so that I wouldn't do it. But now we've been through a lot. Where'd you do? For what? I didn't go anywhere. I just like, I remember one time.

Mike's like, no, I'm saying, whatever I are to Mexico. No, I didn't go anywhere because it was such an intimidating thing. Like, I mean, even my grandpa, he's been a norway a billion times. And he's like, you should go. And I'm like, it's intimidating. Like, most of them don't speak English. Some do. Yeah, I know.

But like, you got to find the ones that speak your own language just to like accomplish something. It's intimidating. Couldn't you guys see Mike backpacking around Europe? Yeah, dude. Absolutely. I wasn't like that close to doing it. But at one point, it was like kind of in that transition of not knowing.

what I was going to do and not making it into the guard. I was like, I almost signed up to go be like a ski bum, you know, work at the ski at in Switzerland though. Oh, wow. Whoa. Yeah. And then he looked up what's their main language. He saw who's Swiss or what,

Swedish. German. German. Yeah. I don't know. Dude, I think you would have figured it out. That would have been cool. I could totally see.

And that's the beautiful thing about all of this. Like, there's no reason. There's no true reason to be intimidated. because you would figure it out. I think we got to go some more places this winter. I love that. We got to just October Fest in Germany. I think we already missed that.

But next year. Yeah, it is October. Damn it. That'd be lit. We'll plan it. It seems like those videos are always pretty lit. Everyone's in a good mood and excited. And that's the thing of like experiencing something new.

You never know what you're going to get into. Nope. Especially with our group. Yeah, exactly. Ev, where do you want to go? Amsterdam. Amsterdam. We know why Ev wants to go to Amsterdam.

What? The hookers? Yeah, that would be a bonnet. Oh, I thought he was doing it for the legal, it's legal marijuana. I think you don't have to go all the head. That's what I was going to say. That's what I was going to say. I was like, I mean, shit, dude.

Amsterdam is the place that has the red light district, right? Yeah. Where, like, the girls are just like in the window. That's crazy. Dude, Europe's a different place. I think mushrooms are legal in in Amsterdam too. Really? Yeah.

I'm assuming a lot of things are then. Back to the U.S. I want to trigger somebody right now. What do you guys think is the worst state? Where is this the worst place to live? Triggered. You're saying California. Okay, I was going to go with Seattle, Seattle, Washington.

Oh, no, remind. Yeah, Seattle, Washington. I just remembered. Holy shit. I took that back. I was just going to attack someone and just go like Arkansas. No, Arkansas is sick. You've been Arkansas?

You ever seen Ozarks? That's Missouri. No. Shoot, I'm pretty sure it's Missouri. Yeah, I think you might be right. I think it might be so. It would probably be like people like us. Yeah.

I was just going to say. I would not, I would not suggest, I'm going to go a little farther west, like Dickinson, North Dakota being like, you got to go to Dickinson. You got to see it. Also trigger all the people in Dickinson. But like, I don't think anyone in Dickinson is like, you got to. to come to Dickinson. Yeah, true. That'd be a good prank.

Tell someone how good Dickinson is and send them there. Yeah, there's tons of stuff to do. I mean, that's the other thing, too, about traveling and going places. Even if it sucks, we come home and we just have something to talk about how much it sucks. And, like, going to Seattle, I'm happy that we went to Seattle, the fact that I didn't die or get mugged. That place was terrible. Every single corner that we turned.

But now that we're home to laugh about it, it's funny because. I've talked to so many people about how shitty Seattle is and most of the time they agree but if they don't, I'm very passionate to change their mind. One of my buddies, Ben from another Ben from high school, I actually saw him last weekend and the last time I had spoke to him was almost like eight months prior to now, eight months ago and he told me he was thinking about moving. I go, where? He goes, yeah, I was thinking about Seattle.

I just like bit my tongue It was just like But also Because you know A nice part of it And it was fucking sweet Like not downtown Seattle Bad News Bears

But we were legitimately We landed in Seattle And we went 45 minutes that way Yeah but we also came in on a private jet And we took a helicopter I think we were at a different spot Than Seattle though You're not

You're right I'm just thinking of like the actual soundy It's like saying Fargo versus like Cormoron So he said that to me And I just bit my tongue. It's like, oh, you know. And I was kind of like, man, maybe he's like changed.

And then I saw him last weekend. It just doesn't seem like the type of place. He was like, I see him last weekend. And I saw that he went on a trip just recently to Seattle. I go, hey, how was your trip to Seattle? He goes, man, that place is a shit. I was like, so you're not moving there. And he goes, no way.

That place has got to be the worst city in the world. He was on the same page. And I go, dude. I go, dude, I literally bit my tongue when you told me that whatever the last time we talked. And it was really funny because then we both bonded over. I was telling him stories and he was basically the same exact story. Homeless drugdoers.

You're like outnumbered by the homeless over there. But anyways, he recently went there though. Yeah, literally like two weeks ago. Because we went kind of like post-COVID right when it was, you know. Still shitty. Right. Apparently. Yeah.

I was wondering if it got any better, but no. Well, speak. Get that place under control. anyway we should do a tour before we move on from this topic we should do a tour east this year I would love to I would love to take I don't know where we would go for it being I'mpping dude I feel like there's some pretty cool places we could go east we could hit the carolinas you could go I'd like to see New York probably not going to drive the 40 foot RV with a 40 foot trailer through we go up to crambles but it'd be cool to see New York like it'd be cool to see like some

different type of stuff and probably end up doing some different things and then we can just enter back down in Florida and then stay in Florida forever that's not a bad idea not forever not forever I think the worst part is I've I have like some weird bucket list to go to Maine but yeah Maine would be sweet why I got to be way over there because Maine is like sort of Midwest vibes sort of UP vibes and they have the ocean they get snow they have terrain it's just it's an interesting state to me I think it's cool I Way up there. It's like the northern version of Florida.

I mean, horrible comparison. But, you know, it's just like a pretty bad comparison. Just because they're so different, but I want to go to Maine. But like,

it's so out of the way. There's no reason to drive to Maine, in my opinion. Yeah. But along lines of our great state of Minnesota, dude, young gravy has been killing it lately. And he,

if you guys didn't know this, I didn't know for a while, but then when I found it out, I was obviously stoked because it's always fun to hear creators and musicians and whatnot from your state and young gravy is like from Rochester Minnesota yeah just been killing it lately I mean among many others but like I mean he's banging Addison right yeah song yeah I don't I thought I saw I was a dating dude yeah I think that's a thing about the tic talk world I think that was just like a social play

no I hate that they're dating they were kissing and stuff yeah still I think it's a publicity I hate the TikTok people and the media always goes when two people are together like Young Gravy and Addison Ray's mom they go they're dating. They were dating no man they're fucking no they're hanging up

maybe not even yeah I think they were dating DJ what is your proof other than you saw them walk up to her and go I'm pretty sure they're his mom bro why is going on a date dating or what do you qualify as dating does he go hey Addison Ray's mom Will you be my girlfriend?

Like that to me is dating. Doing like interviews and stuff together. That's what I mean. It's all publicity. They're just maybe they were hooking out. Maybe they're giving a little smooch at the VMAs or whatever the frick they were. But I just don't like the term dating.

It makes it way too dramatic. The thing about young gravy is he has. That's a tacky there. He has made himself the milf hunter of the internet. And now he just has that title. He's locked in. Yeah, he's locked in. He's locked in.

But like every interview I've ever seen with him or like any video on on Instagram or TikTok that's gone viral is him making some kind of mom comment. Mm-hmm. So now I wonder. I wonder if he's, if that's always been his thing or if now he's just locked into it. I think it has been for a long time. Yeah.

Like at least the past couple years he's been in the moms. But it's definitely peaked now. Maybe it's a Midwest thing. I don't know. But dude, when anyone else is around him, like as far as guys, or competition, don't stand a chance.

He's like six, five, got a super low voice, and then just like all the blonde hair, and he's like, I'm a rapper. Like, how could any mom say no? That's your type, huh, Mike? Did I mention that I wanted to fuck Young Gravy? I don't know. That's kind of how it was coming off.

I don't know of a whole lot of moms, but it depends what group of moms are hanging out. Okay, all right, all right. Picture this. the complete opposite shorter dark hair no beard

no beard but a little bit of facial hair an absolute hog and his name is Evan I was going to say you kind of sound like you're describing Evan and what is he can't wrap does he rap well he can't wrap but he can ride he can ride basically anything that he

puts his leg over Evan loves moms too all right so winter's coming up and i don't know why i was just thinking about taking a snowmobile trip this winter and then i started reflecting on all the other snowmobile trips that we've taken over the years and kind of how it's just like evolved into i don't want to say the only reason we take snowmobile trips is to film videos but basically over the last couple winters it has been so i was thinking man what is it like to even go on a trip without filming it And I was thinking about the time in West Yellowstone, and you rented that sled from, I thought we talked about this.

No, we haven't. Never told this story on the podcast. I don't think we ever have. Yeah, I don't think we ever have. I totally forgot about it until now. The last time I heard the story was when it was happening and we were in the college house. This was a wild thing in the fact that we never like picked up the camera to explain what was happening. It was a different time.

It was a different time. And we were, I think I, well, I didn't film any of it because I was terrified. So now we have the podcast to reflect on it. But anyway, okay, just, just, I don't know, start the story. Start from the top of renting the sled. So we go to West Yellowstone all the time to ride sleds. That's where we always go. We didn't have sled.

So you want a cheap rental, right? You want the cheapest possible. If you go out there for a three-day trip and rent an 800, you're a thousand in just on rental. so we like hooked up with uh high mark rentals i i can only drop in their name then i dropped the name only because there's new owners now and and there's there's nothing wrong with the company it's a great rental company so like um well did you get screwed over to them to be honest it's so up for debate no just tell the story tell us to be honest mostly them and then i just got tangled up in it but uh rented a sled from them they said you know bring it back

at six and it was pretty loose because they gave it I got insurance but I think they gave it to us for free you know rent like did make sure I don't know or maybe it was like something cheap but it was like definitely a deal did we okay oh so you kind of like we're we're filming a video here and they got we're going to give you a little promo yeah yeah we did in the beginning of the video we walked up and we're at high mark look at all these sleds this is great it was all good they were kind of already giving and then we rode one day and they were like wow how many days you ride I'm like three, but we're going to go to this expo because that was when Ben raced his snow bike in West Yale Stone, which is also pretty cool.

Dropped it off too late. Like we were all kind of like, it was getting dark, but we were like, well, it's our last day. You need to get your rental back, Micah. And I was like, I think they'll understand. Yeah, you have to have it back to them by like four or five. Before they all kick it. And basically brought it back, pulled it into their fence area with all the other sleds,

took the key out, but put it in the dash. you know so it wasn't at least in there but that's all I did and then I texted the owner or whoever was helping me and I said dropped the sled off sorry for having it late I definitely felt bad even at that point like it didn't nothing fell off but I felt bad for bringing it back late but other than that things seem fine you'd think they'd have cameras at least one camera out front watching their $100,000 worth of sleds just in the front yard and then fast forward to yeah a little backstory on this is whenever we would go on a snowmobiling trip basically whenever we got to the edge of fargo which is the city nearest

to us micha would not have service for the next days until he got back because he had sprint some Wi-Fi at the hotel and that's it but you couldn't even really get calls on Wi-Fi I don't think before so he basically was cell phoneless they were trying to get a hold of you get home get some calls he goes where's my sled I'm sure they thought you ran off with it just totally they probably yeah and then you weren't answering where are are you calling and they're like this dude just took it yeah and i said i'm back home in fargo he goes that's a problem where's my sled you take it with you and i was like so confused you know didn't even know what to say and i was just like dude no do we accidentally load up the rest of sled

yeah i'm like wait um sorry this is i got to where is your sled that's what i'm wondering where is the sled and i don't you didn't drop it off yeah i dropped it off i swear i dropped it off you know getting a little panicky and i was like i swear I pulled it in I really apologize for bringing it late I apologize for not like hiding the keys better or tracking someone down in person

or something and they were just pressing me and pressing me and then I'm like okay well we got insurance on it did it get stolen well I don't know we're talking to the police and I'm like okay good yeah and anyone else ever

did anyone else ever hit you up like police or no no police or nothing so then I said at this point I'm like I don't know what else to tell you, but I don't have your snowmobile. And I didn't do anything with your snowmobile besides bring it back to your property. And then he's like, oh, well, you know, we're talking to the police. I'm like, good. Figure it out.

Good. We'll get this figured out. They're being real dicks to you. Yeah. And because I was, it was a true misunderstanding. And basically someone that night, since it was like an expo weekend, there's a big event going on, someone must have drunkenly that night, wandered in there, take somehow you know started it i know you

are there like 20 in the front yeah i'd say there was about 20 and then the back there's probably 30 and only yours got taken but the keys were out of all the other ones yeah and the keys must have been nowhere to be seen but then the fact that he goes up to that one and like somehow finds the keys because it had to been checking everyone are you sure you didn't leave that shit in the ignition mic i couldn't tell you uh for sure for sure but so basically someone stole it i don't know if that happened i don't know if it

happened no because we have a we have video footage of me dropping it off too so i sent them that too there was a bar right next to it too like yeah they were neighbors with the local like hooligans bar so basically someone stole it but they found it piled up at the bottom of one of the popular riding mountain you know like a hill like probably ghost road that thing something like that it was like out in the woods yeah so somebody stole it and then just drove it out in the woods out of the woods or they took it for a little hit it and then in the day when piled it true and the the way i found that out was like i called again and was like hey because they never reached back out and mike is like calling and being like yo did we find the sled yet like do i got to pay you

i'll still pay well and i was like i'll still pay the deductible like i feel horrible about this and then the dude before i even preface all that the dude just goes the whatever answered the phone was oh see bo you're the kid who uh stole the sled crashed the sled at the bottom of two tops. And I go, uh, nope, that's not me.

I mean, I'm the dude, yeah, I'm who you think I am, but I'm not, I didn't do what you thought I did. And so then I kind of found, I was like,

someone stole it and crashed at the bottom of two tops? What on planet earth? And how did I get tangled up in this? And why aren't the police involved? And why am I getting like kind of pegged for this? Hey, Mike, you should call them back this year and say, Hey,

Micah, You guys should borrow another sled. It'll be in the video, so, like, maybe we could exchange that for no payment. Like I said, it's, like, for real this time. Fuck off. It's, no, there's different owners now, but it's like it's always been a really popular rental company in West Yale, Son, and nothing bad about them, because they always have the cool sleds.

That's why we went there in the first place, but it was a giant miscommunication. Like, what are the odds that, yeah, like, that I rent a sled off of a, maybe a good word from us and someone else, and then. Well, oh, yeah. And then, and then one of my, well, actually a bunch of my buddies went out the next week. Like the week after that. And they were asking, where should we rent? And I was like, oh, high mark rentals.

No, no. They didn't ask me that. They didn't ask me that. They just watched the video. And then they saw us promoting that. And then they go to high mark rentals, rent a bunch of sleds. And then they go, hey, yeah, C-boy sent us. And the guy was like, I fuck those guys.

They owe me money. He crashed my sled. All this shit. And then they come back and then I was talking, hey, how was the trip? And they were like, yo,

you guys really did the dirty. And I'm like, no, they think that. But it's just funny. I bet a bunch of people went and rented, because we promoted a couple times, that wasn't the first time that we'd worked with them.

And then they were just like, no, fuck those kids. They were like, what? Man, that was a mess. That was just one of those,

one of those mistakes you make being like 19. Yeah. you know going out there by yourself and making deals and i mean also honestly there really wasn't much of a mistake really where you went wrong that sounds like something that could happen it's just yeah yeah yeah just a small lack of thinking in the now yeah you know there's always a lot going on in our lives and it it kind of the takes the edge off of thinking in the now the one part that got a little bit cloudy in the story is that you had rented it for a few days and then we were going to stay for this expo the snowmobile meat thing and then we decided screw that we're tired we're going

home so we to this guy looks like we didn't bring the sled back and then dip town a day early and then the entire day while we were driving home he's calling trying to figure out where we are where his sled is mike his phone is going straight to voicemail so he had a whole day of totally i can see the the issue in it classic cripe situation man the rental market is a is a slippery greasy slope like can you imagine renting out a Lamborghini or like these exotic car rental places I follow one in Vegas called royalty exotics and they got to be the biggest because they have an insane amount of cars but it seems like a car is getting totaled once a week oh my gosh like total total and like STO one crash her ice cars like Hurricane

Costco, so like $400,000, $500,000 cars. Like, I'm sure idiots are renting them that never, I mean, it could happen to anyone, but it's a high horsepower car. And you're also in Vegas traffic. It really doesn't sound that much fun. Well, no, you can go and hit the canyons to the Hoover Dam and a bunch of different places around. And they have to kill it.

Like the fleet that they have. Yeah, they do. Oh, yeah. And it's not cheap. Well, actually, I heard the owner talking about, so just, uh, Hurricanes E. Evo. He said they'll rent out about 45 times a month. Wow. Damn. So they're getting like more than once a day. Yeah. He rented twice and you pay for the car payment on it. Yeah. So that's what I've actually one thing I have heard about exotic rentals in particular is that the insurance. I mean, this is not

that surprising, but the insurance costs more than the payment of the car and more than like, you know, oil changes and stuff. The guy said that he's so afraid to make a claim. To make a claim. because they'll just drop you. That he'll just self-insure all these crashes because he said if he were to make a claim on a $500,000 STO crash, he was like, it would be an absolute nightmare. So he has to pay to fix it 500 racks out of his pocket. I mean, I guess that would be a replace it cost. He was like, it is like so disgusting how much I already pay in insurance and I don't even get to use it.

It's terrified to make a claim. I was so messed up. Yeah. Also think of like being the guy that rented the car. And you're like, all right, honey, going to Vegas this week. And she's like, all right, be careful. She's worried about like him going to the strip club or like betting the farm at the casino. And he calls and goes, hey, honey.

And she's like, hey, how's Vegas? And he's like, oh, not so good. I crashed a car. Oh, no, that's not good. Yeah, it's a $500,000 car. Like, what, how do you? I'm sure they're off the hook. They're probably off the hook

For the most part Really? Oh, you think? Yeah, dude, I'm sure you sign a thing Or you pay the Well, actually I mean, not like they're on the hook For the whole 500K

But man, that's got to be an expensive deductible Like the deductible Maybe their insurance would have to Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that works Legitimate question, How does Turrow work?

Turrow? It's like, That's a bad deal. You don't want to do that. So that's what I've always thought. Mike's right in this throughout on Turrow. Mike, you get so many cars You couldn't even know

one of them were gone. And I'm not asking that question because I legitimately want to I've always looked at that and never looked into it and been like that seems so you can just rent someone's car so like you basically I think rent it and then leave it

at a spot and you can rent I've seen this one video anyways and some dude had rented his the other guy's car on Turro and he took it and the guy was tracking it and he found it at

a shop he brought it back to his shop and was taking all the good parts off and then putting like so he would take like an ohem bumper off and then put like a cheap eBay ABS like crappy plastic one on and then repaint it and redo it like so he do mediocre work and then sell the OEM stuff wow and they caught him like on video that is a wild chop shop it's a whole other version of chop shop yeah exactly I bet that guy was doing that with with rental cars too from like airport and you do it. You do it. a tarot car, your car's going to get so messed off. Yeah, you can't have any personal connection to it.

They're going to spill a drink, a pop in it, whatever. No. Kenna and I was like, they'll probably eat hot wings in it. So, and obviously you guys are respectful. So, dude, well, yeah. Okay, so Ken and I are considered to be respectful people, maybe. And we rented a Tesla in Salt Lake City, and we hooned that thing. I mean, obviously, they're fairly tough cars, but we hooned that thing.

The entire four days there. we had it but you turroed it yeah we turroed it because i know mostly most the time when they do a a teslo rental they can like detune it and oh no this baby was full power did we went up like the canyons it was still early like spring so some of the roads were closed but like nobody was on them if you're like ripping up to these ski resorts and it was just like open roads hauling so fun another thing that the Vegas guy was saying is that they curb rash so many wheels i bet that That's just a given. He started his own wheel company and has just like an entire warehouse full of

Hurricon wheels. I just get some fixed. He has a guy to fix him and then probably. Yeah, but like, yeah, I mean, it's not easy driving those cars. Especially if you've never driven a lower vehicle before. It'd be so freaking easy to tear the lip off. And you're in a different city and you probably were up until 4 a.m. drinking the night before like and you know it's a rental all bad things.

Definitely wouldn't rent mine out. That's for sure. Oh, I don't think so either. That's why I was confused. I've heard like a couple videos where people like just organically mention it. Like, yeah, I was renting my car on Turrell. I'm like, oh, shit. You, that car?

Really? I don't know. I just doesn't seem. I guess maybe you do it once and you make the payment on it. And it's like, all right. I got to lose it for a day. There is something valid about that. Yeah, you rent it like once or twice or once for three days and all of a sudden your monthly payments.

What's you got for us, Benny? Ryan, I hate to out you. Fuck. and if you don't want to tell the story it's fine but have you ever told the story about the time that you told your mom that you were ubering people with her car oh man my mom hasn't commented on the last podcast when uh when i uh did the got in a crash when i and i told him something else but uh well that was yeah um no so my freshman year i don't know this either for the record So my freshman year of college, I loved going to concerts.

And they were always down in the cities. We'd take like these little weekend trips down the cities. Well, we were on college. None of us really had good cars. And I think we wanted to take like six people down there. And so I'm like, all right, well, nobody's going to fit in any of our cars, whatever. I'm like, I got it. I'll borrow my mom's car.

Well, I started like, I borrowed it for one trip and I bought it for another. And then I don't know why, but I was like, or no, she, I don't know why. but then she just drew the line at that one. She's like, no, you can't take my car to the cities again. Like I needed or whatever. And I was like, hey, mom. So then I made up a story. I was like, hey, mom, I need some extra money,

but I can't use my car? So can I use your car this weekend? And I'm going to be an Uber driver for the weekend. It's brilliant. It's a good, she's not going to like a good tail. No. And so we all loaded up in her caddy and then headed to the cities for a concert. But she said okay.

Yeah, she said okay. She said okay for you Ubering it. She's like, yeah, you can be an Uber driver. And also, and even the times before, too, God bless her for letting us use that because we rode to the concerts in luxury in the cat. Yeah, it was sweet. Wasn't she like, how'd you put 450 miles on my car in two days? Probably.

No, but also. I probably was like, oh, I don't know, I'm driving around town all night. A lot of back and forth. It was kind of true. I was Uber and my friends to the cities. Yeah. In a way, yeah. I guess you should be an Uber been in your Lamborghini.

that's like a it's a bummer all the easy Lamborghini videos are played out now like you can't just like go take the driver's license test in it or go bring it to your school or pick up people in ubers like that was like 10 million views five years ago yeah and then oh so there's one maybe one thing

this is still pretty generic but a buddy of mine hit me up and he like they equip cars like police cars among other like special forces cars with the sirens and lights and the mhm and the like the loudspeakers

yeah you know so he's hit me up and said there's a controller depending on what brand of like siren speaker is in your lambo does it have a siren speaker yeah yeah okay he's like you can put a little head unit thing on there and load like any sound you want so like that'd be fun yeah so we have to figure

that out I haven't he just hit me up about it but yeah yeah anything anything you want like you know so that's where it's kind of funny that options are endless like so what would be funny if you saw Lamborghini fart noises yeah just fart noises or like that one oh or something but yeah it can play basically any sound we wanted to but again it's pretty generic just a lambo making weird sounds but have ever said why it has the siren in the lights i don't think so so the guy that i bought it from just in case you didn't make any citizens

arrest you know well okay well i guess yeah so the guy that i bought it from had it as like a rally car like he would do like not like off road rallies like car rallies across like the united states and he had it wrapped like an italian police car and had the the lights installed in it and the guy like messaged me after i bought the car he saw it and was like enjoy those lights those were eight thousand dollars or something like that jeez i mean it looked all custom yeah it was super custom and i'm sure it was a wiring nightmare um Um, but yeah, I basically, I got the lights and I knew if I used them in a video, like we would hear about it immediately, uh, from our, you know, just local sheriffs or really any law enforcement.

Um, so I didn't, but I obviously, I was so surprised when I got the car and I pressed the button underneath and it, and it had the sirens. I was like, what the fuck? Like, not expecting that at all. And then, and then, yeah, I had, uh, uh, buddy reach. out and was like, hey, I talked to a couple local law enforcement, and they're not happy that you're Lambo. Yeah, they're not happy that the Lambo has lights. And if they see you using it, actually, they said, like, if they see you on the road, they're going to impound the vehicle and tear you in jail.

And I was like, hold up. He said, quote, I can't wait to see it on a tow truck. Yeah, yeah. Whoa. And they were, I was like, one guy. Okay. So what do I do? I was like, I'm not going to spend eight grand to have them completely uninstalled. I was like, obviously I don't care that much about the like. I didn't have them put in. Not trying to play cops and robbers. Yeah,

and I'm also not trying to use them. And so I was just like, okay, I mean, good to know. And obviously I get that because let's just say I am a total idiot and I'm driving around

pretending to pull people over. That was a thing around here. A few years ago. Some guy did it in like a Ford Explorer. You know, a car that looks like it could be a cop he'd pull people over and then just never get out of the car and people would just sit there which super scary and i'm sure that they thought they're going to do this for a video they're

gonna like pretend to pull people over totally makes sense like i was i wasn't too like that's right i was like yeah makes sense i was upset with their assumption because there's about three ways you could go about having a system like that in your car one where we legitimately go try to fake pull people over that's really illegal and something we wouldn't do no two it would be funny to do to your friend though would be really yeah you're right you're right It's even if it was like set up, it would be funny. Like obviously the person getting pulled over wouldn't know. But do, you could overuse it.

You know, you got these sirens. You're not using it as a police officer. You're just like, look what I can do. Yeah. Doing making all the noises and the lights. And then three, it would have been like, let's say you didn't get threatened. You would have used it every once in a while. Maybe at a car show.

Well, that's a thing to me. There's a difference you pull into a holiday gas station. And someone's like, cool car. And you'd be like, yeah, man, check this out. And then there's a difference between. you and driving through town you go oh i'm so sick of these red lights i'm just gonna flip them on and drive through like oh my god there's two uses yeah yeah and one of them is pretty extreme and understandable why they'd be so mad so that's what i hated the genericness behind their statement

if i see that thing on the road they were just excited i think if you used it in the wrong way yeah i can understand by the way not well whoever i so i ended up having them like disconnected and so like I hit the buttons and everything they can't turn on but I think it'd be really cool to get like the local sheriffs involved and then slap some stickers on the side and then for like Thanksgiving have the lights on pull people over like the sheriff drive the car pull people over and like give them money oh that'd be super fun or like turkeys or something over and go hard to wire them back up not uh I could yeah it's not super let's do that dude we could totally do that I feel like they'd be down to do that.

That'd be really cool. That'd be an awesome. But the only problem is if you're pulling people over that are, obviously they're not doing anything wrong. And then also like maybe they're in a rush. Now they're getting pulled over and they miss something, you know. But they wouldn't get the money. You can do it in, uh,

this happened to my friends in Fargo. Uh, they got pulled over one day. Totally random in a work truck. And they're like, you know, they're driving a DOT work truck. They're like, oh no, what do we do all this.

They're running through the things. and it was just a cop to pull them over for thanking them for wearing their seatbelt and they gave them a donut that's it there was no fines maybe they didn't turn their blinker on early enough maybe they have to have probable cause to pull you over but yeah they literally pulled them over and was like hey guys thanks for wearing your seatbelt today here's a donut got cool the only thing i think about with that like imagine you were late to your work and then you get pulled over just for someone to give you a donut i'd be like this is really nice but I am now going

to get in big trouble with my boss and well and that's my only concern is like pulling people over that you know that's a very valid thought maybe you just catch them like walking it like hopping in their car right out of Walmart or something is you just have like a dick boss because most would go all

you got pulled over you can't help that yeah and you'd be like I wasn't even speeding they get whatever but there's a guy in Florida that was literally dressing up and pretending to be an officer and pulling people over and it's all on video and it's so freaking funny. You got to watch it. I mean, this guy was a psycho.

No, no, no, no. He was just, he would dress up as a cop and he had like these cop lights on his, like, it was for a funeral procession, but he and all his cronies would act like they were police. And they'd be like, yeah, what is that? Like, I was in tears on the highway. It is so funny. Can we pull it up, please? Oh my gosh.

It is so funny. We got to pull it up and put it on. Like, I'm not kidding you. I think I've watched it like four different nights. And I was in tears. every time. This guy was such a psychopath. He was flat out.

Like a psychopath troll. No, no, no, no. No, he was just being serious. And he was like playing cop. So basically his job was to run the lights and be the escort for like a funeral where they have to drive from wherever they were doing it to basically the grave. And there's always those lines and they have people that hold off roads and stop stuff. And he would be on a motorcycle.

and he would have a GoPro because he freaking for some reason thought it was awesome. So he'd be whipping around and like fucking swearing at people and like pull over pull up. Like so fucking funny.

I'll pull it up but look at this dude. Look at the dude like I mean That's him. That's him. Oh my God. Acting a fool so I'll pull up the best video but I mean they call him like a serial police impersonator.

It's so funny you guys. Oh my gosh. Dude, I'm just happy we get to watch this again. Oh, man, this is such a funny video. I remember finding this and showing it to CJ and him crying the first time. This had been a couple years ago, you showed me this. Look at this.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. Look at us. He's doing it for a Corvette rally in this one. He's a full-blown police officer. He's crying now. Can you imagine thinking that this isn't going to backpire? So he's blocking the road. And he'd be doing this for like

Not even just funerals, but like Corvette rallies and stuff Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa What? Come here, dude, sit right here. He's so angry. Right here. Stop. Right here, stop.

Wait, is that a real cop? No. Go past me. Go past me. This is another one of the funeral possession cars, like, but they make it look like they're cops. Interstate vehicle protection. Repo, take this intersection and keep this shit under control.

He's got those Starbucks, cut. We got to get to, like, the best part, too. Who the fuck knows? All I know is we have the white of prey. There's a real cop there. He's just flying. He's just flying past these people. It's going like 100, dude.

Look at this. Look at this. He's risking his life. And my favorite part is keep in mind, these people that he's passing right now are in a funeral procession. The funeral estuart statue doesn't cover this. Those are the people that hired him

for a safe and effective drive-thru town. He's doing that to them. Yo, this guy is the classic situation of didn't get through cop school, and now he's figuring out a second option. They're in the funeral. Yeah, he's probably mad at them. Yeah.

Look at them, dude. Dude, oncoming on a bridge. With that much traffic and a semi-coming? Oh, Jesus, dude. I love this, dude. Look at all these caddies, freaking. What the? Probably the family in these cars.

He's splitting lanes between them. You got to hear what he's like saying. I know. When we get to the park, he starts yelling. This, that's the car. He's pushing the hearse off the road. I love how he lets himself get behind and then angrily passes. He's stopping everyone on a red light.

It's in there. Hey! He expects everyone to do that. No. What's going on? I don't give a fuck. Points at it. Do you not see my bike? Oh my gosh.

He's constantly hands up. What are you doing? Hey! Stop your vehicle! He reverses. It's the siren on full blast. It's shaking his head all pissed off, dude. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Tears off. Hey! Oh, this guy. Some white bitch in a blue car. Some white bitch in a blue car. He goes after, I think. And they have no idea what's going on at all. We have no idea why or what.

Imagine Mike driving this guy comes after him. I'd be such as... Well, I'd probably think he's a real cop, to be honest, just like everyone else. Get over! They put it in the media. Dude. You better figure it out! You gotta figure it out!

You gotta figure it out! Just yaw ha! Literally not even... Yeah, me right. He's point figure that everybody. I would love to run into this guy in public. Yeah. It would take 30 seconds to get him riled up.

You better, you, out of my funeral. Out of my funeral. What the heck, dude. You over there. Put them in time out. Literally. I think this blue car is in it, and he's, like, pissed off. This guy is just continuing to drive.

Get the fuck over! Dude. Like, imagine being in that car driving to the funeral, and you got this jackass. You're having the bike up. Like, it's okay. The guy in the Nissan Central isn't bothering them. What are you doing? What the fuck does it look like I'm doing, dumb fuck?

Get the fuck over before you find out. Stop pretending your police officer. Listen, motherfucker. I know what I'm allowed to do and what I'm not allowed to do. What you need to do is figure it the fuck out before you start talking shit. I'm not cutting anyone. Go ahead and pull your little phone out. I'm not cutting anyone.

Do your little Google search and figure out what we're doing and what we legally allow. Good. Then back off and give us room. I'm not, I'm not interfering with you at all. You are by running along. You've been blocking traffic. Yeah, I need you to stay to the side, sir. That's what the legal lawyer is.

Go back and look it up, 316. Good, call it now. Please, 911, right now. I'm not calling 911. Go ahead. Call the 911 right now. I'm not going to call 911. Tell him that's on video too. Let him know all of us. It's on video. We also have your tag number. So please let me know. This is when he pulls on the interstate and then shuts down the entire interstate. Yeah, for a Corvette rally. This guy is definitely a psychopath. I know you're saying now watch this. They shut down the interstate. Hotling, hot lane, hotly, hotly, ha ha ha ha ha ha haze. Asa, where the fuck are you going?

Dude, this is some quality entertainment. Just wait. This guy could have his own show on TV. This is the best. Let's get some body footage of the car's racing by. Especially ASAP, get off your bike with the body clamber footage of the cruiser. You just shut down fucking 90 fucking motherfucking five. He's like getting off. He's getting off to it. Not a mother fucking...

Not a motherfucker can do anything about it. Yeah, he's definitely getting off to it. It's gun, tell him, we outrank them. We outrank them. Yeah, well, I can promise you there's cops coming right now somewhere. He knows real cops coming. What is this? What event is this?

This is a funeral for somebody that owned Corvette, right? God damn. You goddamn fucking right it is. Somebody that designed Corvette died. I can't control the stuff. That guy, dude. You want to get to the front, get to the front and find out who it is. Can we hire this guy?

Yeah, can we hire him to just like out of jail and shit? Drive us around? Or just do something? We should just hire him to escort us and then rile him up. He gets off and he's like, we just shut down. Not a fucking thing we can do about it. Dude, yeah, something tells me, well, you guys are right. I, if he ever stopped me, we wouldn't get along well.

That guy? No, because I'd be like sarcastic and he'd start to get all round up. Oh, man, I can't imagine. That's only if I, yeah, if I knew that something was fishy, I'd start to get all sarcastic with him and I'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm gonna, I need to stop you. You're not even real, comp. And then I'd say, too, I would never wish this upon anybody,

but the dude needs to get a little fendie, bendy, I think. Yeah, he's already, yeah, he's already, yeah, He went into jail, but, like, dude, the way he was driving at the beginning of that, he needs to get, like, reality checked, which he did, again, with the penalties, but... Dude, Ross Creations was impersonating a police officer and handing out tickets, parking tickets. And I think he went to jail for, like, six months. That's right. That's right.

A long time. Yeah. Yeah. They don't mess around with that. No. No. I mean, rightfully so. Yeah.

Because, like, some weirdos, you know, would tell us. You ever thought about that when you're getting pulled over? Imagine it's in the dark, like you're in the dark of the night. You don't see the car. It just comes up, lights behind you. It could be someone that just showed up and they had cop lights installed on their vehicle because you can't see it's just lights behind you, comes up, kills you, takes your car, or just takes your car or whatever, you know, like, especially if you're like a, like a girl

or something, like, I think they worry that with undercover cops. Yeah. Like if an undercover, I think there's some kind, I don't know if this is a real rule, but. 911 and be like I think I'm being pulled over but I'm just calling right now to say I'm going to keep going until an actual cop car gets behind me because yeah I don't know yeah it would be so weird to even be in that situation I've definitely heard that before if you're getting pulled over by an on mark give him a ring if you're scared unsure about it but like it'd be weird to even be in that situation because most people panic yeah yeah okay get over yeah don't do anything wrong dude one time I was driving the seema truck and every single time I drove that thing I would get pulled over I swear and I was in like the middle of town and there was like two roads

or like it was like a two lane road but the curb was right up to the road there was no shoulder so it was like curb and then like grass and a cop pulled me over because the truck is a walking violation or a driving violation and I was basically just

waiting for like i don't know 50 yards to pass and then i was going to pull off off the road because i didn't want to just stop right in the middle of the two lane road on the side of a yeah you're giving them more like a safer spot to yeah which i thought was pretty normal i didn't drive for like four minutes right it was like maybe 15 seconds and um i had my blinker on and everything and then the guy came up i i don't think he was like had his gun out but he was like came up hot and he was like get out of the car whoa and i was this in the day or at night this is at night oh okay and and i like get out and he's like why didn't you pull over and i was like oh there was no shoulder and i didn't want to just stop in the middle of traffic and he was like when

i pull you over you pull over right now or when you when you turn on my or when i turn my lights you pull over right now which i guess also kind of makes sense from the standpoint of them assuming Assuming that if you don't pull over, you're probably switching seats or something like that. Something could be going on or you're hiding drugs. If you're like pulling into a parking lot, he's like, I want to be on the side of the highway, not in some dark parking lot where, you know.

Yeah. It's an age old problem. Then he saw that I was like alone and he saw like, I don't know. I was probably, I was just like, dude, I was just getting like off the road.

And Ben was crying. I hate this drunk dude, just towed. I don't fucking want it. I don't want it anymore. It does kind of remind me this guy being really entitled and whatever and definitely not good but last night i wanted dominoes so i tried to go to dominoes it was closed oof i heard you getting all hyped up about it last night too that's

really sad sad to hear yep so then my uh desire for hunger my hangariness grew i went all right i'm to go to macdonalds you were to macdonalds the drive-thru line is out into the road and i go wow fuck this i'm one guy i'm gonna go inside so i go inside walk up there's tons of people the whole restaurant's full and uh i go to the door it's locked i'm like what where's it locked go try the other door locked i'm like what the fuck so i'm like well this is weird private party it closed that 10 it's like eight we're good so i'd knock on the window everybody in the restaurant or a couple people kind of look over at me whatever and i'm like trying to signal to the door, and everyone's looking at me.

I think you accidentally locked this. Yeah, I'm like, like, I look like I'm crazy. I look like I'm crazy out there. Send this other group of people walk up by me. I'm like, the door's locked. No one, the people aren't letting me in, whatever. So I keep knocking and, uh, the guy is not getting through. So guy in the drive-thru sees me knocking and goes, oh, he must not be able to get attention.

So he rolls down his window, goes, here all honk. So then they get your attention. He starts honking in the drive-thru. Then the whole. whole place looks at me and I'm outside going like this I'm like door door trying to signal to it and everyone's looking at me like this they're like this guy's trying to break in yeah and I'm like someone the other guys pretty soon everyone in the line is honking so I'm like what to hell so eventually finally some lady figures out what I'm trying to say she goes to the door and she goes oh she couldn't figure

out that you wanted to get in? No, and I mean, I guess I can see from their perspective, it was maybe a little weird, but yeah, there was like 25 people that could have to figure out out. She just cracks the door and you go, she goes, oh, what's going on? You go, I got shit so bad. No. So she comes up. She like opens the door

a little bit, like a little bit like answering the door, someone says, and he goes, she says they're closed. They're not serving inside anymore. And I was like, what? It's eight o'clock. The lights on. I was like, yeah. And she tries to close. the door. You put your foot in there. But all she's got is the push bar. Okay. So she doesn't have any

grip. I got a leverage. So I grabbed the handle and open it up and she kind of goes, and then it's like scurries away. The whole place was scared of you. Like, man, like four people behind. There's some psycho outside. I mean, like, I don't look that scary. I know. I know. But I had a look at my eye. I was hungry. I was trying to get a damn like double here. Yeah. And then so I walk in, there's no line at the register. There's a nice old lady sand and goes, hi, what can I get for you? Oh, you straight up barged your way. Yeah, she kind of like tried to close the door and I just grabbed the door handle.

I wasn't taking no for it. I was not waiting in a 30 car line to order a freaking crispy chicken sandwich at 7 o'clock at night, 8 o'clock at night when the lobby's open. Sorry, we're closed. No, you're not. No, that was a random lady in the restaurant.

Oh, patron. Oh, they're closed inside. And she didn't understand Ryan's past trauma of Domino's not being open. Yeah, that'd be Ken. If Ken worked at McDonald's, he would be like, oh, we closing three hours. hours lock the doors

he's starting to wind down he starts having customers locked the doors for so yeah I was it was quite the experience but the lady wouldn't like we didn't want to let me in and then I think she may have said something

she's like they're not they're not going to serve you she said they're not going to serve you I just go it's okay I have a permit and I just open the door locked in no yeah right right you're fed up at that point you pulled the permit card

yeah I said I have a permit for what I don't know, fucking eating McDonald's when it's open. I like it. Good for you, Ryan. So that's my sense of being an asshole. The people behind me loved it. They thought it was funny, normal people. They were like, oh, those, I'm glad you got us in, whatever, but I'm sure.

You brought a whole crew in. Oh, behind you outside. Yeah, had two other people behind me. And then another crew of kids came up. They got locked out. I went and let them in, too. Oh, you did? Yeah.

Ryan's a local hero. Yeah, McDonald's. Next time we go in there, there's like a, a photo of Ron. on the wall and just says blacklisted. Do not let this guy in. Yeah, McDonald's is just, it's turned into a meme now. You know what I'm saying? Like that type of behavior isn't even crazy for you to do.

Dude, there's some crazy Facebook videos of shit going down at McDonald's. In McDonald's. Like sometimes it's like workers fighting people, people get by the counter to fight a McDonald's. How fucking hangary are you to jump the counter at McDonald's and start beating up the cashier? I was not that hangar. not that hangar like i know i know you weren't but like that's that happens that's what i mean like they mess up your order the interiors of mcdonalds and mcdonalds in general are just treated as like uh it's just it's similar to walmart like kind of anything goes you know we walk into walmart

we're not we're not disrespectful but we're like i mean it's walmart it's something to do with the crowd too yeah straight up like there's just no one gives a fuck over there sorry to swear so love it though all right well the uh the the the listeners have been asking for a little bit more of Evan so I'm going to give it up for the last No no we don't speak until we get a hundred Evan doesn't get to speak 150 well he can come sit on here he's not going to speak He's like

So when we hit 150,000 subs Evan will come on We'll get them all teed up he'll speak again Okay now that's totally fair I think we've reached the end of the podcast so that that gives something people a little homework Yeah subscribe button, please. We just never hit one.

I was scrubbing through the comments. To be fair, Ryan, so Ryan's girlfriend, Alondra, actually lives in the same apartment that Alex, my girlfriend used to live in, Indio, and I would kind of have the same thing. I would always do the order dominoes, or I'd go there and pick it up. More times than not, they would mess my order up. Yeah. And that actually would make me mad if I had them delivered and I get it and I get it back to room and I order like synestics and there'd be no frosting.

I'm like actually mad because I give them a good tip and stuff it would happen all the time so I was just going to say like a little piece of advice from somebody who's been there if you whatever you get from that dominoes double check just double check it I'm not saying they're all messing up but

it seemed like 50% of the time it was messed up maybe it was just one dude and hopefully he's not working there anymore but well no one was working there yesterday yeah apparently not they were probably all messing it up and they shut the place down okay so this is just just happened recently. Obviously, you guys saw that we went to one of Cletus's many

Crown Vic races. I forget, ours was the LaMullets 2.4, Ken and Hayer racing in it. That was fun. I didn't even realize when we went to that, how many he does. He does, like, it seems like he does once a month. I don't know how often they actually are. So just recently, his last one was the Ranger Danger 9,000. And pretty dope. Cletus puts on some amazing live events. and this one in particular was the winner of it got to go to the Lomolets 2.4 so maybe that race is considered even better but anyway this Ranger Danger 9,000 race seemed like the Lomolets is invite only and I think there's some kind of different picking Yeah just one winner though of this Ranger Dangerous I didn't think I thought it was just the same as Lomelts it was invite only

He's got a bunch of Rangers everyone races it but it's anything goes it's just like anyone can enter I mean, I think you have to apply but any ranger, it doesn't matter if it's single cab, short box, you bring your own ranger? Oh, I didn't know that. Imagine we showed up with ours. That's what I'm saying.

We'd run someone over. I believe, I looked it up, I believe there are some rules. People wouldn't be able to get past as such a wide load. You have to have a harness. You have to have a cage. That's fine. I think that's about it. We were going to do that anyways.

Right. So I couldn't believe that. I thought it was just another one of Cletus's races where he provided said cars. Rangers are pretty easy to get. I'm sure. We've got to do that. So he did it, but anyway, it happened. And it seems like you'd think you'd take a few more, like maybe the top three winners to go into little modes, but whatever, just the top one. Yet he's got, it was something like 40 Rangers in this, in this event. And only one. So they're beating up their own. Like, nobody's paying for this besides the people entering. And I saw, I saw, I saw a couple, new gen

Rangers in it. Any Ranger goes. Oh, any Ranger goes. They have more power. That's what I'm saying. You're up at the front. More power. But then keep in mind, I'm seeing motor swapped rangers like with race tires and lowered and shit. So obviously, however, again, in all racing. Common swap, duly would be pretty sweet.

That would it fit. You put like an LSX in the Ranger. I think Weston did a Cummins. Winter Project. Well, that's the only thing. At this point, you guys have seen, hopefully seen our Ranger video. we do lead it the only thing it's missing is some true diesel smoke yeah but i mean is it that's beyond our stroke swap it then yeah or whatever fits to be honest whatever's diesel we got

to afford but i just thought that was so crazy we don't have to send it off this winter and have that actually be stick all right cool let's end it quick for retention no i just kidding peace out