Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Micah's Big Crash, Shred80 Moves in With Ken & Dr. David Becomes #1 3-Wheeler Rider!

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

In today's episode the boys are holding down the fort while Ben is in Europe, and the B team has been filming videos. CJ and Ken almost sink the HellBoat, Micah has a big dirt bike crash, someone crashed our work truck, and CJ catches someone breaking into his house on camera. Then we get into Shred 80 moving into Big Ken's house, CJ's new gambling outlet, predicting the race order at Shred Fest, and Dr. David proving why he might be the best three-wheeler rider on the internet. Enjoy. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/WIDEOPEN and use code WIDEOPEN and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

I don't want to throw shreds under the bus, but we used to think that the sheets here was because of activity. Ben being in Europe, he's going to be so behind on everything. Mike, how are you feeling after your slam, dude? Honestly, surprisingly good. I hit my head and I was like, whoa. You've been inducted into the B team this last week. We've been on a bit of a run with Ben gone. We didn't think we could do it. Gosh, you know what? It's just nothing better then?

What? Just taking a piss outside. Straight up. There's nothing better than that. It is kind of nice. Like, it's just... It's so... But, like, I prefer doing it over going into, like, the bathroom. Like, if I just have to pee and I'm at the shop, or even at my house, I just, I don't

know why. I just open up the door, go out. You're peeing outside of your house? Yeah. I mean, you don't have that close of neighbors. You're pretty secluded there. I got trees on. both side, man. Ken just does it off his deck. I do that. I'm going to get a

charge of something. I used to even do that when I was a kid, actually. I'm not kidding. Off your parents' deck? Yeah. That's a great peeing deck. It was like, I would just go my room was right off the deck there, so I would just, versus go to the bathroom and like, I don't know, just have to, like, wake everyone up or waste water. I would just pee right off the deck

and I did it for like a couple years, and then they realized, and my mom got really mad. Were you killing the grass at the bottom? I don't know. She just thought it was like, I was dribbling on like the railing and stuff. It is kind of gross. I'd put it between the thing. It would say through or over.

I know. Just and but you know. So they actually have a sign in my room at their house. You know, my old room, it says no peeing off the deck. Oh, that's funny actually.

The only thing that sucks about peeing outside here is the piss rocks smell. Yeah, we got so bad. I don't think you really. At the shop that everyone pees off of. I mean, they might smell a little bit, but it was those fly bags that were so rotten out.

Oh, really? But, yeah. Is it the fly bags that smell? Those fuckers work, though. Well, even before the flybags went out, it still smelled. Maybe a little bit. I'm just saying over the past week, if you smell anything that smell like a rotting corpse, that was the fly bags.

I just think it's hilarious. I don't know why. We just call them the pee rock. So, like, where, like, our sliding glass door is off of the pool table at the main shop, like, if you have to pee, for some reason, everyone just pees there. Yeah, it's just like nice right outside the door. It's like the spot. You go outside, even if it's negative 30.

Everyone pee's there. Yep. It's just something about it. Well, it's kind of a challenge during the winter to keep all, like, the snow and everything melted off. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like you're trying to keep it at least down to where the grass should be. But, dude, I'll never forget one time someone's dog took a dump there. But I walked out and I was just like, seriously, we're shitting here now.

We're really pushing this. Like, I get the pee in, but like, who took a dump here? That's insane. Was it you dumb? No, it wasn't me, but that's a good idea. I'm just thankful that there was security cameras because I think you were attempting to blame me for that. That is something you do. Like, no, of course I didn't.

It's a big dog, clearly. I felt bad when the, like, it's right where all the utilities come into the shop. And then the guy comes to fix some shit. He didn't know. And he's working just in the piss rocks. And I think he had to have smelt. it. I mean, it's just... What's going on over here? They're like stained. It doesn't smell

like Pete, though. It just smells like something's wrong. Yeah. There's something wrong. That's for sure. I got something else that we actually love the one second here. Really? Man, CJ came prepared today. I love this. That surprises. All lined up. He just starts up our new cam to give away

Corvette. Nice seeing a white car on time today too. Yeah, well, yeah, of course. It was, it's currently 10, we're 10 minutes late starting and Mike still 10 minutes out. is it donuts jack i was thinking never mind i'll do some thinking later what do we got here what do we got here he's coming in yeah no thinking right now ryan what do we got yeah what do we got yes i called it yes i called it i just had to man oh my gosh dude and i was actually very strategic i got everyone a donut that i felt like fit them god damn it okay i also think i know

which one you got me. Is it a cookie monster? I know you too well, Ev. I don't even like donuts. I feel like that one's got too much frosting. All righty, what do we got? Too much going on,

but that's why I think it fits Evan. Like, look how much frosting. It's got a cookie in it. That's insane. Hey, hold up another one. I swear it's got the same. The eyeballs are added frosting in the cookie, but otherwise,

the purple or the blue glaze, that's the same amount. Straight on that donut is just doing too much. It's the eyeballs. It's up next to your face. It's doing too much, man. It's got two big frosting eyeballs on it. Blue frosting with sprinkles.

Like, who wants to eat blue frosting donut? And then there's a cookie stuffed in the middle. Like, it's just too much going on. You do get an extra treat at least with that one. That's true. You want to, Ken? I don't know. No, no, no, no, I'm good.

No, no, they're just a cookie. No, no, no. I'll wait for whatever CJA is for me. Honestly, the rest were just kind of, that was the only one I had. I feel like Ryan likes the pink one, though. I do. I like the Homer Simpson. I was just going to say that.

Yeah, that's the classic. One big fan of the cronot ones. I guess I'll take this one, but I actually did get you a thing. I got everyone donuts. I know you were probably not going to like your donut, Evan. So I got you some gas station. Oh, the devilies? Yep.

Oh, no. Get them open. No. Gas station deviled eggs, your favorite. That actually is my favorite. God, the C-Store has everything. Did you bring gas masks with the rest of us? Yeah, I was going to say, can you wait to eat those?

Yeah, I probably should have the end of the podcast. Anyways, get on in there. I got you guys some, too. Jack Dalton in the back. Thank you, C.J. Yeah, thank you, C.J. Damn. You bet. Just excited be here with you guys.

With your buddy. People listening around the world. Mike was so excited he didn't show up. It got to be nice being Mike. Wherever you go, you just show up and everyone's already doing the thing. You never have to wait for anybody. Everybody's always waiting on him. So then he just showed up.

He's like, all right, it's game time. The thing we're already doing? It's already over. Bro, how funny was it when he showed up with a random kid on a jet ski the other day? I know the boat launch. I always texted to be like, just go home, man. Just go do whatever you were going to do else.

Like, we're already out on the lake. I kind of want to know how we like arrange that or line that up. I'd imagine he showed up about 45 minutes late. And then he realized we left him and he didn't have a boat. There was probably a kid on a jet ski over there. The kid probably came up to him was like, Hey, Mike, could I get a picture? And then he goes, yeah.

Also, could you give me a ride out to that Hellcat boat out there floating there? I would bet. I don't know exactly. but I would bet that's what happened. And I'm sure the kid was stoked. But that's the luck of the mic, dude. Like for me, I'd be stuck, Kenner, I'd be stuck on the dock for hours. We would be, like, trying to get out there.

You'd just show up on time. Well, true, true. But, like, if we did that or something happened or we were, like, even getting supplies and you're like, just meet us out there. There's no way we would get out there in time. But for him, it just all works out. Yeah, I didn't want to be a dick, but I saw when he had texted, you know, I'm on the dock, and I just wanted to be like,

we're filming boat left like we're busy boat left already the thing is is Ken and I couldn't turn around because we were at least during that run

with the Hellcat boat without a plug that I somebody forgot there was no plug in it because apparently there's two plugs Evan put one of them in and I honestly would have thought the same

there's probably just one plug well the boat was actively sinking and Ken and I were in an actual hellcat with small narrow windows and it

Water was coming in. We're trying to run the bilge. It, like, was so weighted down. We could barely move. And we, we're going, like, 30 at first. We got really far out. And then we had to, like, crawl in. Before we got it to plane out, I'd kind of lift up the floor,

checking how much water's under there. And every time I checked, it was like, is that a little more water? And then we finally get on plane, and it's, it's like flooding the whole thing. And goes like, we need to turn back. We need to turn back now. I'm like, I think if we just get going, it'll drain out.

No, no, turn around. Well, at speed, though, without all the stuff Big Ranch did after the fact, it was just pouring water into the cab. And we were just slowly going down. It was a death sentence at that point. I showed a picture of it to my mom. It looks like a car. It is. That's exactly.

Yep, it is. But is it floating? Yep. Yep, it is. That one was all over the, like, people don't use Snapchat spotlight like they used to. Or they just post, like, local. things going on, but it was actually one of our buddies posted the Hellcat

boat cruising cross pelican. Did it pop off? Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen recently, but I mean, it was getting lots of comments. The top comment was, why do that to a perfectly good hellcat? It wasn't. It was not good. I like to think of us as resourceful.

It's like when Hey, May! Hey! Look at that speed. In Florida record, I'll show you to text. Ryan said 1045, my bad. Ryan said 1045. That's true. You are only one minute late then. Oh, I thought it was 1030. No, no, no. And then Ken said 1030, but I was already kidded to leave with enough time to get here at 1045.

Like, I couldn't physically get here at 1030. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. Shit, Mike. You might be off the hook today. I am off the hook. I'm not one minute late, but. I didn't even see the 1045 text. Yeah, it was buried in the thing. And then I just said 1045 because I thought it would be, you know, then you would actually show up by 11s that we'd start at 11. Well, I got you a donut, Mike. The cronut, bro.

I got you donut, Evan, deviled eggs. The cronut. This thing is like... That's one of my favorites. Yeah, it's like a croissant donut. Many, many layers going on in here. It's the best one. Thank you.

But back to the Hellcat vote, the whole inspiration behind it was everyone always described them as, I mean, it's kind of a boaty car. So, we had to see if it would make a good boat. And it honestly did. You guys will have to watch. It was... It was fucking sick. But the only other thing, which I was going to say, which now I can't remember.

Why can I remember it? Maybe it'll come back to you. Dude, honestly, this is one of those ones where I was like, I have faith in Big Grinch, of course. But I was like, how is this going to work? All right? I told Evan, I go, this one's not going to work. Yeah. I didn't see it.

The concept I was having a hard time even seeing it. But when it came to life, it looked like a literal, it looks like a hell cat. So, like that's exactly. But I thought maybe it would be so chopped up, it would look like just kind of like, yeah, obviously there's a boat on there, but you couldn't see the boat. No, I totally get what everyone says. Like, it actually looks like a hellcat.

And every time I'm like, because it is. Nothing about this is a fake hellcat. Now I remember what I was going to say. We're so resourceful. People are saying, why waste such a good hellcat? Here's the thing. We not only drove the shit out of that thing,

we turned it into a work vehicle and then on top of that we took the motor out put into another awesome thing the transmission out put into another awesome thing and now we're using the body we're like a we're like a native american when they kill a deer you use every last bit of it it's true you're right you're right or bison i mean that's what they do you know like and so we're very resourceful yeah so we're not wasting anything we didn't waste a single freaking thing on that maybe maybe was the best r oi on any vehicle we've we've we've we've we've we've been in we've we've been in we've And the craziest part is that was the cheapest Hellcat in the country. I think we got it for like 35 grand. Like I was saying last week. That's insane, bro. A lot of car for 35 grand. Yeah, that's a lot of car.

Few miles on it. It had, it had around 77,000. But it did the exact normal thing where the lifters started clicking. And then we fixed it and it's dialed. And honestly, I think the lifters would have started clicking whether it had 20,000 miles or 70,7 with the way it was being driven. We beat the shit out of it for the 2,000 miles. We drove it as a normal. normal car. Then it went in your in your Camino and then we went hard with it too. I don't get baby it since it's been in the old Camino. Yeah. That was that's a subjective.

That was money well spent. I actually was just going through my Facebook marketplace saved and unsaving all of the sold things, but I never unsave anything that we bought or I bought. Oh. So I was checking out the original listing. 37-999. I think we got it for. And I don't, I mean, I just, we used everything we could out of that, literally.

It wasn't 3799? Maybe we got the listing price. And we probably, I think we got it for a last. We kicked them in the nuts for a little bit on it. That's good. You can never pay full asking. Gosh, boys, we've been on a bit of a run with Ben gone. We didn't think we could do it, but we did it big.

I mean, Siege, I feel like maybe you're a team. There's no doubt. There's no doubt about that. But I feel like you've been inducted into the B team this last week. So you guys are the B team? Like, who? We strive off of efficiency. That's what I drive off of.

Exactly. You do. You do. We got more usable footage last week than... Yeah, we were fucking crushed. We filmed seven different segments last week. Seven. That's huge.

Normally we film like what? Two? Yeah. Two in a week if we're lucky. And we don't have any plans of stopping. Yeah, we've just been ripping, dude. We have been ripping and like just boom boom. When Ben comes back, do we just sit, chill, chill, just follow along with it.

Let the B team take care of this. Ben being in Europe, he's going to be so behind on everything. We're going to take like six months to get him up to speed. And he's going to be hitting this joke. You should explain this to the podcast. I go to Europe for a little bit. And then Ben's like, hold on. Explain years.

Go back and then it really set up the story. I went to Europe for a few weeks. And when you were in high school, you studied abroad in Europe. And Ken was gone for, yeah, how many weeks? A month and a half. Like six. Six weeks? Six weeks.

Ken was gone for six weeks. And I would say maybe just. recently finally caught back up. Maybe still you're another week or two behind. Well, you know, like you were just never the same after missing that summer. It was just like every inside joke we had,

everything that was behind years ago. So much stuff just develops while you're gone. But Ken, I will say, I have since forgotten that you, you were different. Exactly. So now that Ben's been in Europe for two weeks.

He's so far behind on everything that we're done. Bro, straight up with how much stuff we've done in the last week, he probably will be kind of behind. Like, it is funny because he's on different time zone than us. So, like, he'll be, like, messaging us at, like, three in the morning responding to something we already text, like, holy crap, that looks great or like, whatever, you know. And he's just, yeah, he's just watching from the outside. I'm sure it's driving him nuts.

I actually just texting him today. No, we already filmed that yesterday. We did that three days ago. I texted him today. And he said, bro, I'm just a French piece of shit this week. What are you just eating croissants and drinking wine or what? And I said, because Ben never takes a break. Ben is always on.

And I said, that's good. It's exactly what I'd hoped you'd be doing on his honeymoon. And he said, I haven't stopped drinking wine and eating bread and pasta for eight days. I said, sounds like the dream. He said, it's pretty crazy. I'm still going. A guy like that can only relax so much. And I'm going to say seven days is as,

much as he's a good like three to four day vacation kind of guy anything more than that he starts kind of going a little stir crazy i'm on to the same way you yeah you are and i think that's i've even gotten the same way now about like florida or something like that like if you take a trip like this is a little different there's a little more going on but like when we go to florida when we went down for new years and it was 32 degrees out and both cj and i were like uh right let's get back to work Like we're like, let's just go home. Or, yeah. Go do something else.

I just realized he's been gone for a week now. Mm-hmm. We have not done anything to prank him when he returns home. Which is really, really disappointing? Absolutely. Whether it's smaller. Maybe we get a little like Menard shed, put it out by the bees and move his office out to it. I like that.

Not bad. Pretty funny. I think we could do better. Of course, we could do better. I was just off the time. I agree, but that would be pretty easy. Okay, here's an idea. We go and pick up Ben and Greta in our new limo that we're going to do that build on, right?

It's got a sunroof. We put the child locks on, but we have Greta ride in the front just because we'll say, like, Ken's driving, like, he wants to talk with you. Greta. Greta gets cars. And rides in the back. Might be a hard sell, to be honest. Well, we'll be able to convince it. It makes sense.

Ken wants to talk to Greta. Anyways, he's in the back. Can't get out because there's child lock. He doesn't even realize that. We come to a stop. The bees are all pissed off. We dump them in the sunroof. Jackass him.

But when we finally let him out, we pour a couple thousand marbles. You know what would get him even better? Ben hate snakes. Oh, yeah. Just toss some of the snakes in there. Get a big snake put in his house? No, just do exactly what you...

Weren't you thinking about doing that during your best, man? Beach? I was. I was. Yeah, tell that story. I thought you asked if, you were going to do it. You asked if it'd be okay, and I was like, I like that. But then the whole gun thing happened. Well, did you, you didn't call it off after that. Dude, the gun incident was crazy. I'm sure we'll talk into that once Ben gets here, but. And when we say, it made me not want to do the snake thing. There was really, nothing. No, I then was like, it's completely off. I just need to preface the gun incident. There was no, nobody was shot. No, no, no violence. It was. It was. It was a prank. It was a nice gift. It wasn't even a prank. Yeah. That was not even a prank.

That was just a gift. Just a little too much. Everybody was, I thought it was a nice gift. And I thought it was fine. Everybody was acting like it was a prank. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah. Anyways, we'll get more into that once Ben's here.

It's kind of tough. Like, we don't want to talk about his wedding until he's here. Yeah. I was going to take a snake out of a bag after my best man's speech and give it to him. Because he gave me a mini highland cow, which is way nicer than a snake because I actually like mini highland cows. He hates snakes. Like, he hates them.

It's why he's his biggest feet. Really. Yeah. So what I was going to do is at the end of my speech, I was going to reach down and he can keep snakes and pillowcase, pull it up, grab the, I was going to have like a seven foot long bow constrictor. I was looking at like buying them. So here's the thing. Like once they get to that length, they're older and they're worth more.

Like basically the older and bigger they get, the more expensive the snake is because like, like the opposite of a dog. It is kind of interesting. but anyways you can get them off I was looking online and I was going to pull this snake out

and be like Ben Greta I wanted to get you this gift I got you this seven foot long bowl constrictor I'm sure Ben would have been but it probably would have

scared like the people that were there like if they did I think you would have been far enough away that's why initially I was like don't do it

and then I was like I think he'll be far enough away that the shock factor would be good and realistically how long would you hold it four minutes It's three minutes?

I'd have him. I'd be like, and then Ben would probably not like it. And then you'd probably kind of ruin a touch, like a special moment. Because like the way it's supposed to end is like, I'm sure we'll watch my speech once Ben gets back. But like I basically kind of roast him while also complimenting him the whole time.

And then at the very end, I just get like serious. I say some like actually nice, nice good things. But if I would have pulled that out, I felt like it was going to almost like it's like, it just, it takes away from a special moment.

Yeah, could have undermined your speech. And I, after the gun thing, it was 100% off. I was like, okay, we ain't pulling. This group has had enough shock. Yep. Yep. We can't. The crowd doesn't handle the shock the same way we do.

And so I said, nope. But basically the plan was I was going to pull this snake out. I named him Ben Jr. And we got a tank. It'll be in your house. And you can look forward to it. Yeah. You can look forward to it when you get back and he's going to have this big snake.

And I kind of assumed, like, that's the most far-fetched part. I think the crowd could have handled it. It would have been crazy shock, but actually giving it to Ben. Yeah. I mean, he did that with the cows. Yeah, but he gave you a preface. I bet you a snake is way easier.

You just feed him a couple of rats. I love a drywall, but I agree. I bet you a snake is way easier. I mean, the guy said they eat like once every other week or something. He's got to throw a mouse in there and let it go. Yeah, it's very interesting. Does anyone know whose garage door opener this is?

is this Ben's. Holy shit. It's just hanging on the door. Interesting. Probably. How would that get there? He must have planted this year.

Yeah, don't worry about it. Was that there last week? If it is that, I mean, that's literally our key into his house. It was there in the last pod. It was? Okay. So, I mean, what do we want to do to this guy? I agree.

We got to do something. I got to do something to him, dude. Should we like? Don't like the office. I like the house. I like the other people move bees into his house. I feel like we got to do something. something is like a somewhat nice gift.

Now, you know, it's the first gift they get when they... But also extremely inconvenient. What could we turn his office into, if we move his office out, we turn it into Jack and Dalton's... It's a... Bobby's mayor office. Dude, I don't think Junior would like it up here. No, Jr. likes his space.

Yeah. He'd probably be like, what's up with his fake turf grass? Yeah, he'd try eating it for sure. He'd be like, yeah, you'd hate it. We got to cook on that. We got to cook on that. I don't mind the snake stuff. I don't mind the snake stuff.

I think it's good. We could get him like a big enclosure and just like when he comes home after a long 15-hour travel day, he's excited to go home and just relax for a minute. And then he walks in his house and there it is. An eight-foot boa constrictor. So here's the deal, though. When he gets back, we're going to be at NASCAR. True.

He gets back tomorrow. What? No, he gets back Friday. Thursday. Friday. He gets back September 4th. Either way, then, we'll be here. As long as you break in there and do it before he gets back.

Oh. So we will be here to enjoy it. And you've got to be on the other end of the prank. Otherwise, he's kind of like, it's pointless, you know. He's only got it in the calendar for honeymoon through September 3rd. Well, no, it's the fourth. He comes back to the fourth again. Okay.

I think the garage door opener is Ben's. And it's been there since Pod 227. We're on 235. Oh, wow. What the hell's that been there for like six? Maybe he's a long, dude. How has nobody noticed it until today? It's actually crazy.

Well, we do have a key into his house now. That's got to be worth something. He'll be back by the time this goes live, eh? Should we, I mean, we could just kind of hit him multiple ends. Like, let's just go park. Dude, you could go. Hey, clippet. Upper decorative toilet.

Yeah, like, but let's just go. Yeah, let's like park a bunch of random shit in his garage. You know, just like easy stuff like that. Well, I guess we could repaint his house. What if we took all of our garbage at the farm? Moved it over there. Not the actual garbage, but like the junk that's in the bar. Okay, yeah, yeah.

You could let Shred 80 spend like 20 minutes in there. Yeah, it'd be forced to just destroy it. So do we figure that out? Did Shred 80 mess up the truck? No. No, we figured out it was, uh, it was the work of another. It was Peyton. Oh.

We have we fully confirmed, we highly, highly suspect, Pately. I was around the truck yesterday because I used it and there was no So our GMC Denali Work truck 84 Nice pickup Diesel truck

Nardo gray We use We use for Just hauling You know Everything It's for everything It's for everything

It's kind of is everything It's kind of a shop truck It might be I would say it's a very nice shop truck It is Arguably too nice for a shop truck The workers Workers drive it more than

Any of us And we normally use to use the shop truck quite a bit. We used to drive everywhere. Yeah, because we used to drive everywhere. We had less people so we didn't need the sprinter. I probably was a proponent of getting a nice truck.

So this is kind of on me because I, a lot of times with Gavin, will drive the gooseneck across the country. And I'm like, can we get a nice truck? Because I want to have, you know, all the features. And yeah, it's just gotten absolutely abused, abused and just assaulted. honestly the last few months. Just the last like three months, it's really taking a beating.

Other than the diesel 9-11 pouring out under the seat and a dent, I swear that truck is still mint. It pretty, pretty, the roof is, like, Gavin goes off. The roof is crinkled. This thing is ruined. And I'm like, what?

It's a little dirty, maybe. The wrench. I just don't think it's. It started, it started to get a dent in the tailgate, and then it got a bigger dent in the tailgate a couple weeks ago. But a dent in the tailgate on a truck is like, oh, it's bad.

I mean. Honestly, the only thing I was really concerned about was the crinkle roof. You know how easy it is to put a new bumper on? But you know how hard it is to... The roof's going to take a bunch of... The roof kind of was unnecessary. Yeah, that one's always never sat right with me. But we were having fun at Haydays.

Here's my proposals, I've never been against having a nice truck. I'm always just like, oh, it's such a nice truck. But I've never been against it. But I really, I think we need to get like a 2,500 gasser and a nasty duly. And then we actually don't drive the duly unless we're filming, you know, like pulling up to Red River. Or we just... We just use the reboot truck as like the shop get around truck. That's fine, Ken, but that thing's got 225,000 miles.

And a lot of the times... Peyton is pulling a trailer. Yeah, but he's pulling like a mower. He's not pulling a goose neck. He just picked up a tandem axle trailer. Well, yeah, there's that. But like, when he's moving the mowers around the property like he was yesterday. Yeah, that's fine.

But like, you're not always going to be able to pull. whole the stuff we need to pull with the 225,000 mile reboot truck. Yeah, yeah. But I think like when they're going to like the corn around store and picking up supplies and all that, they don't need to be taking the GMC. Yeah. I've seen a couple guys. It'd be like negative 30.

Middle winter. They'd go out, fire that thing up. Go. I would just be like, oh my gosh. But it is what it is. I mean, you can't really sit here and like I, like, when you guys sent the pick of the bumper, I didn't really flinch I was just like I wonder

I mean it shit happens yeah I get it like shit happens but yeah if people are like we not taking good care that's the issue you just want to make sure it's not somebody's

yeah that's when the oil doesn't get changed people leave garbage in it it's like you don't take the responsibility to like ah someone else would get it which I'm just going to use this as a moment to tell everyone listening change your oil

change your oil Have you recently forgot to change oil? Yeah. Yeah, just in general, just make your engine last longer and change your oil. You got so many vehicles. It's got to be tough. It is. You need your own oil change studio.

Your oil goes bad just sitting there because it doesn't get driven so much. Yeah. They say, I think it's every, if it goes to year, you have to. Yeah, really? You don't drive it. Well, I mean. I mean, they recommend it. Synthetic oil is a lot better.

But I just wanted to use that, yeah, moment. Like, just change your oil. If you're driving around and you're like a thousand over your oil change, like call today and go get it scheduled or go pick up a filter and some oil and go change your oil. You don't have to call. You just go. It's quick. Or yeah, yeah, yeah.

Was that targeted towards somebody in the audience? Literally no. It's targeted at me. Just a reminder. Do it yourself. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, don't bring it to somebody else.

But also do whatever you want. You don't have to. You don't have to listen to Evan. It's not so much cheaper, though, to like just go too quickly. It's not. It feels wrong. It's like hiring your buddy to wipe your ass for. you. There we have it, folks. It is Cheeto

to get your own change for you. There's just certain things you should do, like you should mow your own lawn, you should change your own oil, it's just certain things. Like, you just do that. It's like 70 bucks to buy the oil and do it yourself, or it's like

a hundred bucks to go to the dealer and just have them do it. Or you could be like, Ken, Jack, and me and get an electric car. Yeah. You save the world. Without all your fossil fuels. That reminds you of like when your neighbor, obviously I've been back in Duluth.

He's not always there to mow his lawn and your neighbor tries mowing it for you and then it's like more of an inconvenience. Yeah, sometimes. I mean, he does all right. I don't want to throw him under the bus. But sometimes he'll just mow like half of my lawn and then his mower will run out of gas and I'll come home and half it's long, half it's short. I'm like, I almost rather just have it all be long. Now everyone that drives by, he'll be like, what the hell is this guy's problem?

It's a thought that counts. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking about you, Mike, last night. So I had been back in my house for two and a half weeks. Oh, time flies. Yeah. So let's say that's 17 days.

And I've driven both of my two vehicles, all three of the muscle car giveaway cars. I drove home. I drove home the GT 500. I drove home the Raptor and the work truck. And then last night. The new giveaway. I drove home our new giveaway Corvette, which launched. Which is? It's already live.

It's already live. It's the C7 Z-06. It's so nasty. Hammed. It's so nasty. Heads. Polly? Yeah.

It's fucking fast. It's like 900 oarspower. And it's loud. Murdered, too. Yeah, it's murdered. It's fucking sick. It's mean looking rig. It really is.

And for those of you that maybe haven't heard, it is my RAM, AEV. No longer mine. Ram prospector AEV, 2,500. Mike's big black Cummins. Big black Ram. And a sick. low profile car trailer and then that C7. This is a back.

Back giveaway with $30,000 cash to cover all the taxes and stuff or do whatever you want to do with it. This is a huge giveaway, guys. Really is. I'm one winner, but he's going home with a lot. Full setup. And this, this vet is kind of race car. Like, it's daily a bowl very easily. But it may be made sense that it's coming with the trailer.

This is like drag strip material. Yeah. It's very scary. Yeah, it's very cool to see. It's, I feel like you see a lot of C6s get built up and be like nasty fast. You don't see as many C7s, maybe just because they're more expensive. I think the C7s are starting to get to the price point.

It's going to be a lot more common. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely a better car, the C7 over the C6. Yeah, bro. It's got heat and cooled seats in it and shit. Yeah, it's nice. It was just sick. So we were like, my trucks, P-PFed, like, satin black, Matt Black. And we're like, well, if we can find a C-7 that's already satin-black wrapped,

that'd be great and then the one we found was just it was just perfect it's a black car with a matte ppf oh yeah it's not even better yeah that's ppf well yeah i know so that's where i'm confused like so mine is actual like black ppf so crandal says craddle if you're listening you know what i mean like just be a rap it's just it's it's but it's colored ppf oh and i like double double triple triple check that because i was like i just i don't want to tell people like it's ppf and have it just be a wrap

does look black. It's technically blue underneath. Yeah, it's blue. I am a little bum that I'll never get to see it in all its glory of blue. I think it's probably better black. I think so. It's kind of like CJ's G-Wagon. It is matte paint underneath, but it's also got

Matt. Yeah, his is double, double mad. Really? Yeah. Oh, learn something new every day. I'm bittersweet to see that truck go, but. But now you got that little truck. You went from a big black truck to a little white truck. And I love it. The thing is so fun. So yeah, we'll see how it does in the winter.

Is it four-wheel drive? Because I thought a lot of those were just two. Yeah, that's like... So what you can do is basically you can get everything that that truck has in two-wheel drive and save about $10,000, $8,000. So, no, it's got four-wheel drive. I think I want to put some smaller rims on it so the winter tires are cheaper. What, fucking beadlocks?

Maybe. No, I don't need beadlocks for the winter. I mean, in theory, it makes sense. Then you have two wheels setups, but, like, you spend money on rims to save a few bucks on tires. No, I know. It's more for the style. Honestly, I don't know. Yeah, more for the ride quality.

There's a ride a little rough? It does. Honestly, this is the only complaint I have about it, it does not ride like a sports car. And I didn't expect it to, but like those axles. It's an F1 50, bro, right? Yeah, but people are like, oh, it's going to be so, like, nimble. You know, it's tiny in comparison to a normal truck. But, dude, like the axles going over the kind of cracked up roads we have here.

Well, you're talking two things. handling versus ride quality. So the ride quality is poor. You feel every bump? Yeah, I'd say the ride quality is poor. Handling. Handling's good. Handling's good.

That's what I would imagine. Is it lowered or like that? Yeah. Lowered. Gosh, dude. But it's not like riding in a car with coilovers where it's stiff. It's like,

like you feel the axles really bounce on these bombs. Some bars on it. It's got traction bars. Yeah. That might be actually why it feels that way. Yeah. I got to figure. Oh, also I learned last thing on that truck.

You know how I like made kind of a fool of myself trying to do donuts? Ryan didn't. Well, no, I made a fool of myself doing standing burnouts as well. But Ryan just is like, dude, you just got to press that pedal right through the floor. And I am kind of confused because that's bad. I just got in it and just pressed the pedal really hard. I think I was just moved. Were you pussyfooting it?

I was pussyfooting it. Word of the day today. You were? Yeah. It doesn't seem like something you would do. I know. And so then I was trying to do donuts and it was just clearly not working. the truck wasn't letting me, you got to pull the ABS fuse.

And then the guy's like, yep, you just got to pull that. Your dash will light up like a Christmas tree and then you're good to go. The TRX method. You know what you could do too to make it a little faster? Trim out the floor where the pedal meets it when you stomp it down. Jake actually do that. He did that. To his socky, the classic, if you go back to our very first videos,

red socky, I mean, this was before. Similar to like the one we gave him. He's in middle school, probably. Probably, but he trimmed out the floor underneath so the pedal could go a little bit further because he thought maybe that would... I'm just picturing... It increased it? Uh, no. I'm just picturing someone being like...

Well, I don't know. You should ask him. Hey, so what, like, does it not have a governor? And then him being like, what's that? I don't know, you know? Even if... The definition, just push that pedal through the floor. Through the floor.

Even if it didn't actually do anything, he thought it did something. So that's what counts. And when you're 15, that's really mostly what matters. Yeah. You just take the baffles out of your exhaust. You drill a hole. in it. Faster.

And then cut the floorboard out of it. So the pedal goes a little farther. And then boom, it's faster. It's louder for sure. Mike, how are you feeling after your slam, dude?

Honestly, surprisingly good. Fucking gnarly a slam. Like, Ken couldn't even come up with a joke. He was just like, are you okay? That was your response.

It was like a genuine, like, holy shit. Are you okay? You guys good. Yeah, are you guys good. It was so bad he was worried about you. I just feel like stupid

for even doing it though. Like, I'm not, like, the slam was, it was all right. I, I'm okay. Somehow didn't break my collarbone. It looked painful. Gosh, dude, it was just tough because, like, we were hitting it. I was really close to clearing it. We were just, like, jibbing the sides of jumps on the mini-altus is. And Spenny's like, you got that, dude, you got that. And then I got a couple clips of Spenny. And then I was like, gosh, I don't feel warmed up now. And he's like, you got it, dude. You don't need a warm up. But wasn't your first. You, yeah, you were sessioning it, And then you took a break. Yep.

And I got in my head. I said, now I need to rewarm up. And Spenny's like, no, you don't. Oh, Mike. You good? Went down like a sack of potatoes. I'll go check on them. I'll go check on it.

It's so funny. Someone says, you cut out the like 10 seconds of nobody doing anything. Yeah, we're knocked out, Mike. Yeah, we knocked out. Oh, that sounded like a big crack. Is your collarbone good? I think so. My head actually domed the ground.

Oh, dude. You didn't have that arm out really to catch it. You just kind of bodied the ground. Yeah, I did kind of cut that out in the real, like, I just did lay there for like 10 seconds. And then I didn't want to make it too serious because honestly the slam, like, now that we watched it back, it's, you've seen the thousand other slams on Instagram. Sure. Jake's calling me. Yacob Sherbrook, what up?

What are you doing? Just chilling. Nice. I just wanted to make sure are we in the clear to still go bogging later tonight or tomorrow? possibly. Yeah, we'll see what the other guys think. Can Jake hit the bog at the new land? Yeah, of course. You're on the podcast, buddy.

Oh, nice, dude. All right, can I come watch? You guys put me on the spot here. I don't have got anything intelligence to say right now. Oh, yeah, yeah. So did you actually cut out the floor of your socky to try to make your pedal go farther to the floor, through the floor? 10,000 percent.

Like an angle grinder down there, and I didn't understand that. That's so awesome. Yeah, we were saying, like, what about the governor? And you're like, the what? Yeah, no, I thought I was a genius. I invented some new tech where I could just drill out the floor below and make it go faster. No, I'm just an idiot. I got some lady trying to get in my house.

Sounds good. Well, we'll come over there tonight and watch you do some bogging. All right, sounds good. We got to put the snorkel and stuff on. I'll take you and I head over there. All right. Love you, buddy. Wait, so you has a break-in live?

Live. What were you doing? Measuring windows? Oh, okay, cool. Oh, for lines? Yeah. Perfect. I was just making sure I wasn't sure what was going on.

Thank you. See ya. Dude, I saw it. Dude, she looked a little deranged. CJ's on. She's on the flustered. She couldn't figure out of lock your door. I got so many weird people showing up.

No, but she wasn't getting it right. She was just staying up. Just hitting it. I'm like, dude, what is going on? Like, there's not supposed to be anyone at my house. and she just I don't know and she was taking a picture

of the Ken statue per usual everybody does I'm like did this person drive across the country I don't know and now they're

now they're trying to see if they have any statues inside my house I don't know okay Michael let's let's I want to run through this crash

frame by frame here were you trying to do anything special or just clear it no that's the worst part like I am a little embarrassed so just kicked you know

Spennie has a name for it though yeah he said he like hollered it right as I'm about to hit it and he's He's like, the lip is like cupped out. And so he's like, you know, it's when I goose it off the lip and then I left like a cupped out part.

And that's why my rear wheel bucked. Okay. Here's the thing. Should I have stayed on the bike? A thousand percent, dude. Even I- But you came up so short that it was tough to. Yeah.

See, I actually thought you were going for the nose wheelie. No. But I can't do that. Like, I see why you fell, so you fall. But this is what made me nervous. You do the first tumble here. You got away from the bike pretty good, though. You did.

And that slam to the side, and then when you try to get up here, just on that side of your body, and then you go to put your hand down and you fall again. Yeah. And that's when I was like, oh, fuck. That's true. You know, like, you didn't get up and you didn't go, oh, fuck. Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, you couldn't get up.

And also, you're the type of guy to, like, fake slip on water and then go, my leg. Yep. So, like, you have cried Wolf a few times. Yes, classic. Yep, good time. So I guess I got to go back and redeem myself here. Yeah, for sure. But maybe wear a real helmet.

Yeah, got a lot of comments about that. That was another thing. I mean, this isn't me being like, no, it's fine, it's fine. But it was fine. I hit my head and I was like, whoa, I'm actually okay. I love helmets. Yeah, that was kind of my general consensus was like, dude, I'm so stoked that I was wearing a helmet.

I don't know why I wouldn't have been. And then people in the comments, comments they're just like, bro, you're too old for this shit. And I'm like, I got a little offended. Yeah. Because I was like, dude, I feel good. So that if you stop riding and they're going to be like, yeah, Mike's going to win. But it's like, yo, you're too old to be doing stuff like that.

And then I'm like, what crashing? Yeah, I was like. Oh, yeah, because he tried to do that. He was trying to go out there and crash. That's what he wanted. God, getting the wind knocked out of you. Yeah. Honestly, so weird.

Is it the, is it the male brain where I did that? and I go, felt good to get that one out of the way. Why? Why was that my outlook? Yeah, it felt good to get the wind knocked out of me and get it out of the way. When was the last time you had the wind knock out of you? When Evan went through the ice? That was me. Oh, yeah.

That's the last time I can remember somebody getting the wind knocked out of them. That was the last time I, yeah. I remember the first time I ever got the wind knocked out of me because you always remember your first time. Oh, yeah. I was on the like thing at the playground that you would. would like zip back and forth, you hang on to the handle. And this other guy named Ryan. And we, I think we had beef after this. I don't think there was like, only could be one Ryan in the school. Anyway, he pushed me and it hit the end of it. And I didn't like let go and then like glide forward.

So I went up and then. And then went on my back and landed. And it was just like, bro. The worst, dude. That is hilarious because that's basically how I'd knock the win on myself for the first time. It was on the playground, but it was to jump and grab. It wasn't the monkey bar, but it was next to the bunkey bar, but either way, tried to jump, grab it. My feet got out in front of me, and then my hand slipped straight to my back. I thought I was dying. Dude, that reminds me of when people try to go for, like, really big dunks, and then they swing so hard on the hoop, and they, like, lose their fingertips. You know going for dunks. I don't know, like, for Instagram videos, and then they, like, end up almost doing a flip and then, like, landing on their head. But yeah, we must

that I'll have the same experience because mine was also on the playground. You know, the bubbles, you can climb on top of them or underneath them. It's like a giant bubble made out of like metal triangles. Oh yeah, yeah. And I was climbing up underneath like I thought I was Spider-Man. And then I just like, I got to the vertical point and I was like, gosh, this is hard to hold on. And I just like fell. And then I just remember laying in the P-Rox. Yeah, the P-Rox to the dust and the little rocks in your mouth. Classic. When was the first time you guys went knocked out of your seas? don't remember really probably probably playing hockey i don't know yeah that checks out for you can i don't remember have you yes i just don't remember when it was probably on video i used to get the wind knocked

bed ridden for six months really just getting hockey or football you you get your win knocked out of you so easy dude like i mean you just got used to it shit still sucks that's not fun yeah it is it is weird feeling it's a weird feeling it hits that all the all the air in your lungs or something just kind of expels and then you don't have like this suction to like draw him because it's like almost because your body's so tensed up. Yeah exactly. But it's also I imagine it's like a

a fail safe. You know, it's a thing. You're just rebooting. Yeah, it's like a in some way it's protecting you from something. Yeah, I'm sure. I do remember one time I got the wind knocked out of me. It was embarrassing. I actually don't even know if I got the wind knocked out of me, I was in T-ball, right? And I'm standing there on first base.

There was like a young, cute gal helping coach the other team. Like, she's probably 16. I'm like seven, or however old I am. I'm like looking at her. I'm like, this girl is really pretty. I'm not paying attention. Some kid hits like a line drive.

Maybe it wasn't T-ball. Maybe it was like underhand something, but hits a bullet. I'm not paying attention. Hits me square in the chest and falls in the, my glove. Oh, you caught it? That's not embarrassing. I'm pretty sure I caught it.

It either hit me and then I picked up. It was one or the other. She started here the noises you're making. Right here in the, right here in the, in the dent. Did you get her number after that? No. Can you recreate the noises you're? Very embarrassed, though, I remember. I was embarrassed. How awesome was that, though, after like baseball games when they'd always just have pop?

It'd be like a big cooler. Do you guys not have that? No, we had Gatorade. No, we had pop. Well, we had like the, what's the, what's the, It's exciting for me because I get like Pepsi or something. Shasta. No, they have like, it's not Gatorade. It's like. Powerade.

Mountain aid or something. Oh, yeah. Something low. That's what we had. Yeah, we just had literal like cans of pop. Oh, that's lit. I would have played baseball till college. If they were given pop out of my baseball games, dude, I would have played till college.

I've actually been kind of on a pop cake lately. Really? Sprite. Sprite's good. Been drinking like maybe a Sprite, a, night. Alex has been just keeping them loaded up in the fridge. Do a couple little fridge cigarettes every once in a while. I'm back on the do. That's what you call it? A French cigarette?

Fridge cigarette. Oh, uh, Dic Coke. Oh, Ryan, you just told me you're off the dues and now you're back on it. From day to day, that can change, Jack. It can. I was, had been off the do for years. And then I took years, I would give it a good, a good two years of where I was like very limited due consumption. then I took a little break I did a caffeine detox And so I didn't do caffeine for like a week and a half And then I was like I'm gonna ease back in with the dues

And they sucked me in I feel like you don't drink a Mountain Dew for caffeine though No, I just started drinking it for the love of the game And God are they good And then Jack was telling me That he got it because he's a Mountain Dew guy So he always has do around It's like I'm a recovering dew addict

And then he's just running around You got roped him Yeah, and he's just hanging around with some dues, so I'm like, okay, I guess I'll have one too. Jack's a popping candy kind of guy. Yeah, he is. He's not only drinking a pop, but he's got some candy with him as well. That's a lot of sugar. Jack will just show up with snacks in the afternoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. He's like, he's got like a family share-sized thing of like Reese's, and he's just got it sitting there waiting for the right moment in the day. Crack open. We'll say, I love sweet so too. I do get, I do share. I'll get Ryan a Mountain

every once in that's what I'm saying dude you lured me back in I was off I was two years clean and then now you got me back in but anyway

Jack just went to the dentist I got two cavities that's not too bad that's not too bad I'm pissed it's not too good yeah it's pretty bad it's pretty bad

I broke my teeth every morning every night don't miss if the next if the next time you go you also have two cavities it's starting to be a problem. Like if the next time you go

you don't have any then I don't think that's that. How many cavities do you normally have when you go to the dentist, Mike? Zero to one. You have one cavity every time you go to the dentist? I said zero to one. Zero to one.

I think I've only had like one or two of my whole life. It just seems like a lot. Yeah, I've only had maybe two cavities in my whole life. I probably had like five. Oh, well, that's not that many then I guess. But also, I remember being so prideful like my family was a pop family

and I was so prideful that I didn't have any cavities. And then when my, I was pretty young. When my, like, not my wisdom teeth, but my next molars were growing in, they grew in with holes in them. And I was just like, how is that possible? I probably just have cavities. Like a piece of Swiss cheese? Yeah, more or less.

What do you mean with holes in? They, like, grew in. I don't know. And I honestly was just like, they're probably just rotted already. But they're like, they're brand new teeth. And so then I had to get them filled. And then I was like, can I technically call it not a cavity? So you say a hole.

You just mean like, like a cat, not like a hole. Or like a... Hit. Like they had to fill the holes, but I didn't have necessarily have decay in them. It was weird. They just thinking like grow in right or something. Also... Getting moldy teeth.

I still think this is insane. I just still remember, I probably told this before. When I got my wisdom teeth, though, my dad's like, yeah, go no anesthesia. That's what I did. And I was like, why? He's like, then you just don't have to deal with all the, like, getting put under. And I was like, all right. So I just didn't get put under from.

My wisdom. Holy shit. Did they give you any pain killer or anything? Yeah, yeah, like hell of novocum. Were they able to just pull them out though? Or were they like impacted? They were all unbroken. They all were under my skin.

And I think. Vertical. They still had to like cut it open and then. Versus. Like my one. Yeah. I want to believe it. I see the x-ray.

It was almost like a joke. Dude, straight up sideways. They got to get that out. And they had to like chisel it out. Yeah, you have to be put on it. I didn't want to be away. I did have the option, but I was like, fuck, no, not wake me up when it's done.

But I would say the worst part, still one of the worst dentist experiences I've ever had was in the hinge of your mouth, the back, it's like muscle, right? It's like thick muscle. The hinge of your mouth, they fired two novocaine shots, one in either side. Those were some of the most painful things I endured at the dentist ever. I remember my face behind, oh, I was like, what was that? And they're like, yeah, we just had to, those, those are the important Novocaine shots. And I'm like, I never, ever, ever want to do that again.

Don't tell me that. Yeah. Well, I don't think they'll do it to you. You don't think so? They just what you wonder. Go to my dentist. They do it with a laser. They literally get it done like 15 minutes cavity in and out in a novocaine.

I almost wonder if it's like, like, have you guys heard about how dentists will tell you have stuff wrong with your teeth? Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? I wonder if I should get a second up here. Huh. I got a new dentist.

Well, can't they show you the x-ray and be like, as you can see. You think I know what I'm looking at? Yeah, but you can clearly tell them. They're like, yeah, this is a little darker. This is a little darker. Yeah. That's all they were saying. It was like spots a little darker.

You should have been like so. Dude, and I feel like. Get worse before we know. Yeah. They said they're baby cavities, but they would be careful. There you go. Well, take care of it now and it's easier than when it's fully developed. But get to the gums.

My new dentist, I feel like is the opposite. He's like, yeah, yeah. Someone to keep an eye on, but we'll take a look at her next time. And I'm like, nice. Yeah, mine's pretty cool like that, too. He's like, well, we'll see if, we'll see if it gets better. Enough about the dentist. How are you guys his toes doing?

I do need to trim my toenails. Same. They starting to hit the end of your shoe? No, they're not as bad as yours, Evan. I'll never forget when Evan was on that snowmobile. Jump that thing to flat. Oh, yeah. He lands perfect, and then he jumps up, ah, what, what, what happened?

My toes just went to the end of the boots, and my toenails are too long. It's easier during the summer, I feel like During the winter, it's kind of like Got them things locked up like Alcatraz. Yeah, you go a few months. Don't really think about it. Yeah, that's usually the telltale sign When you start poking the end of your shoes, your boots.

That's probably get out the grinder and give them a trim. You guys trim your toenail? It's like, where do you do it at? Where? Yeah. Oh, I'm actually, I get in trouble at home a lot. I'm super anal about that. They belong nowhere.

besides the garbage or outside. Not the toilet? You can put them in the toilet. You can put them in the toilet. Where would be a third option? Like, great in your living room, let them fly. I'd say the shower. No, not the fucking shower. I get in trouble at home. How big a drain hole? Where do you do it? Where do you? Or where have you done it?

Because I do my fingernails just above like my sink. Okay. And then he goes... You let them go down the drain? Yeah. They get tangled in the hair. I just think that the total garbage cannibal. Yeah. Toil it's a little.

He's even questionable. Now I do the garbage because Alex is so mad, but I then on top of that, I used to do it. I'd just sit in the bathtub, let them go down the drain. I mean, I don't need to stop you. Well, she stopped you. I used to actually live with, I had two female roommates. And they would, at least one of them would cut their fingernails and toenails just into the carpet. That's weird.

That was like, yeah, I was like, when I found that out, I was like, what the? And then they're like, well, was it. big shag rug too. And then they're like, well, we vacuum. And then I was like, you can't guarantee you get all of it. And they're like, man, you're really, you don't like this. And so then one, another girl was over one of their friends. And then they all cut their toenails and fingernails and put them in my sheets.

Oh, nasty. And I was like, genuinely, I thought it was a prank. I was pissed. That is a prank. Yeah, that's nasty. I don't remember my college roommate in the, dorms, he was doing that and just like dropping them on

wherever. And it was just like, tile floor. And I was just like, dude, I did say that. I can feel it when I'm walking. You got to pick that. Like, I'm going to be walk around barefoot, I'm putting him on the bottom of my feet. And then he didn't do it after he was a final. You imagine. Thinking he stepped on a leg, like, oh, shit. You look down and he's got a crusty ass toenails

sticking out. I didn't have problems like that with my college roommates. It was just like if you got drunk and passed out first, they would just run through your door. Yeah. Well, that was like a lot of. I got a lot of, I got a lot of videos and shit like that. Yep. So you were falling asleep early in college, too?

Yeah, I was always passing out early. Because we figured out we could buy the doors at Menards for like $70. So you get seven drunk guys to pitch in $10. Yeah. And you're like, fuck yeah. And then it's just, we just were going to run through that door. And then, uh, yeah. With the frame though, like the casing.

Wouldn't that get damaged? Yeah. The house was pretty old, which just kind of deteriorated. It did get pretty rough. And then that still, is that place still like, Yeah, it's on the National Register of Historic Places. They can't tear it down. It's that old.

Yeah. The building. Yeah, the building originally was built on the outskirts of Fargo to house patients who had incurable diseases such as polio. They didn't want to have them in the normal hospital because they get other people sick. So they built a brick and concrete building. And then I lived there. It's truly legendary. I know we may briefly talk about it before, but he had insane parties there.

Him and his roommates had them. And this place is truly. It's just like thick, brick, concrete, like the floor. It was a fortress. It was like a castle that looked like a hospital. Here's a little tip for the kids back home. So if you're going to throw a big party, your sound escapes through the windows. Not even just an open window, just through the windows itself.

So what you do is you go to Home Depot or Menards, low as whatever, and you buy a piece of plywood, and then you buy a piece of carpet. And then you put two by four on the top and you space the carpet out between the windows. So then it deadens the sound on your windows. And so then you put the plywood over your windows and you just have this set up and you just take it down and put in a closet or leave in your living room. It's just one to insulation. That would work too, but I think the carpet samples were cheap. Yeah, you want layers of sound. Is insulation expensive?

Where the carpet samples free perhaps? Probably. Like the styrofoam boards. Those can't be too expensive, are they? Yeah, but you want, you need dead space between. Trust me, I googled the shit out of this prior to chat TBD because we were throwing a big homecoming party and we were not about to get busted. And yeah, we didn't. It was pretty lit.

You couldn't even tell we'd have 200 people inside. It's just crazy. Everything. But the downside to this is you can't open up your windows to cool it down. Yeah. So it gets really hot in there. It felt like a Russian nightclub in there. It didn't help that you did not have air conditioning in that building or heat really, honestly.

But it got even more legendary than when some of your buddies rented the, there's two apartments per floor. And down below, too. So they didn't have to worry about people complaining down below. And then the other apartment on the same floor. So two apartments. And then they found a hole in a closet that led to the roof. So you were essentially having a multi-apartment, multi-level. I mean, it was like you had a penthouse.

Yeah, you could get up on the road. It was so insanely epic. And we played beer darts on a rubber membrane roof. fucking poke that thousand holes in it. That's crazy. That was dumb. I can see why our landlord was pissed about that. But our heat never worked, so we hated them because it was the old boiler style.

And so one December or January is super cold. And it was like a Wednesday in our apartment. I have snapped. Maybe I'll pull one up. And it's like fucking 50 degrees in our apartment. And so we threw a house warming party. Literally we were like, we just need to get a bunch of people over to heat up our apartment and so we call it the housewarming party.

Amazing. Yeah. Work great. Got it up to like 70. Woke up with a headache the next day and it was cold. It's pretty good tradeoff for a bunch of sticky floors. Yeah, exactly. Gosh,

where them floors sticky after the next day. Good time. Sorry, I had to relive my college days there. But I feel like everybody needs that. Everybody needs the one. That was peak. Not like peak of your life,

but peak college party. Yeah. You know, even if it's just you and a couple of buddies or if you're, The one throwing them. Speaking of throwing, you guys excited for football? Yeah,

I'm excited for football. Yeah, I'm not doing this fantasy league. I take it. I quit picking 4 p.m. on a Saturday or 5 p.m. Whenever, I'm down whenever. Yeah, because the draft day was yesterday.

Nobody showed up. Yesterday was a busy day. It was a busy day. I think we should probably just do Ken's pick them thing. How was more simple? Oh, never mind.

But there's a giant one for all the local people and C.J. and Ryan are a part of it. You're going to get investigated. Don't put me in this. Sorry. Sorry, Bobby and a quad. There you go. You guys see that we cut JJ?

Really? I heard we dropped him from the roster. I saw he was potentially not going to make it. McCarthy. Oh, I thought you're talking about Justin Jefferson. I was like, holy shit. Oh, we cut Max Brosmer. Oh, really?

Old gopher's quarterback, and then he played for us last year, and he did terrible. Did where he go? He was not dropped. It was fake news. It was fake news. He's on the bubble, though, isn't he? Yeah, I mean, the number one thing from Sports Illustrated, why J.J. McCarthy spot with the Vikings isn't safe.

Because he sucks and he can't stay healthy. Damn, Jack. Sorry. You don't have to say what it is, but did your vehicle make it safely home last night? Oh, yeah. Okay, good. Yeah. I was going to text you, I forgot. I was a little worried.

That's a good rig, man. Not to, I won't teasing anything, but it's a Manuel. Nice. Jack's getting some learning. I guess one more question then. I noticed Nate almost re-ended you on the on-ramp because you almost came to a complete stop? Was that because you forgot what gear you were in or just find neutral? I don't know what you're talking about.

I think you just stalled. The first on ramp, 10 feet from where we- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, sometimes you brain fart when you're driving a manual. That's all I got to say. I'm not perfect at it yet. Were you in too high or too low of a gear? Or neutral.

Too high. Too high. Oh, we went from like first to fourth. Yeah, probably something like that. Yeah. Didn't have Elon to drive you home and hit home. I'm just looking at my. Opposite experience from driving my Tesla, that's for sure.

I'm just watching my rearview mirror, and I see these three vehicles we just purchased, all from the same guy who was an absolute gem. And he could. I'm sure he's happy as hell. Yeah, I'm like, four vehicles. Yeah, about four shitty vehicles. Yeah, I'm cruising up the ramp, and I just see Jack almost at a stop. And then I see Nate in a pretty big, reasonable size SUV just like,

I see the front of the vehicle, like, disappear behind the car. Like, I don't know if it was a foot or 10. feet with my angle, but it looked like you got pretty close. I got some good practice and on the way to Brecht, though, so we're good. Clutch is there? Clutch is there. Good, good. It does make a weird, I think it's fine, but it makes like a weird noise when you're,

when you're accelerating. You're not riding the clutch now, are you? No. It's either all the way. Is it called like an engine? Correct. Was it making this noise from the second we purchased it or did it start later? No, we'll still blame you for it.

So usually make that noise and you push like the, button or start it and then it stops when you turn it off. Oh yeah, it's not that. It actually sounds like this, like something in the speakers, which sounds crazy. You could have a little frequency thing. I don't know how to explain it. It could be one of those cars where like when you run your power wire and your RCA's on the same side.

Honestly, my Vueick did that and I didn't hate it. It's just kind of fun. You get a, you get a frequency work. You get a spaceship kind of like the jetsons. Yeah. You get a frequency you were with your RPMs. and as a 15, 16, 17-year-old, you're like, nice. Ken's had two cars now that through your sound system,

it plays, like, engine noise back to make you feel like... It fakes the engine noise. And are these two cars... Your new rig does that? Yeah. That's sad. The BMW does? Yeah.

That's crazy, yeah. I think all new cars do. Your Ford Focus arrested. When Ben Test drove that Nissan, the Titan or Tundra, whatever the hell that was? It did that. It did that. It's lame.

We're in it, I'm like, wow, this thing sounds kind of healthy. and then, I don't know, it might have been Ryan or someone who was with us told me and I'm like, I hate this truck. You can't plumb in sound like, I drop it. Well, here's what you can do. If you have a supercharger, they do actually... Boom tubes.

Yeah, they plum it in so you can hear it inside. Sure. You want to do that? Sure. That's cool. That's fine because it's real. Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't... Wicked fucking annoying, though. Have you ever heard it? Oh my God. So your Focus RS did that? I mean, that was like...

That was like the first car. I remember finding out to do that. They all do it now, though. Like, damn near every car does. The noise that you hear in the cabin is almost always fake. Speakers? Yeah. So can you turn your speakers to zero or moreover all? On the BMW, you can turn it off.

So it's a separate, like, hidden. It's not your radio. Or is it coming through? No, it comes through like the speakers. The normal speakers. You, like, can't really tell. We got to start protesting. No fake car noises.

Yeah. I don't like it. That's insane. So just to search. back one more time. Are we doing this fantasy league or no? Sorry, Jack. I actually am working right now, bro. So I've actually never done a real fantasy league.

Jack, I'm super in. I just feel like I'm super in. Too many leagues. Just pick people you like their name and fucking let it ride. They have to do, yeah. Auto draft. Just sign up. There's an auto draft button.

Yeah. I just log in, hit auto draft. Okay, that's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do. Okay. All right. All right. Right after this.

You guys ever play Madden and you just let the computer clearly the computer and then just how big does this guy we could do that you can bet on it it exactly that's what I was going to say you turn it up so it's like 4x pace or 2x pace

and you shorten the quarters and then you bet on it and then so apparently this is that's fucking ridiculous watching fake football that reminds me of something I just learned about there there's like apparently in Russia or somewhere

overseas there's this like there's a program or an app or a website simulates right not simulates it's like real people playing random sports yeah one of them yeah was just like they were just playing like sit down like soccer in a small room and and he's like see how he keeps scoring goals but he's not celebrating well here's why and it's because they're paid minimum wage to play you're like six hours a day or more or something just so people can bet on it but My question is, is there like a screen off to the side and it says like, let this guy score and they're playing with the odds? Probably. Because of course they're going to rig it.

Yeah. What are you saying, Mike? There's a guy in a room. There's like. They call like Bet farms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, bet farms. And they're playing against anybody?

No, they are. Like, let's just say they're playing pickleball. Two employees. Yep. And essentially our job. We show up to work. And maybe we're playing pickleball. Sure.

And people are watching live and they can bet like on it. I got confused. What I envisioned what Mike said is this guy's like in a cubicle with just like a soccer ball and he's just like kicking it around. I don't know. I was. You can bet on anything. You truly don't know though. Like what's behind the camera?

Like do they have just saying okay like this guy has to win? Yeah. Like there's no celebration. There's no emotion and there's all these things going on hockey, soccer, pickleball, racquetball. Real things that if you really want to bet for the thrill of it, just buy some Bitcoin or buy some stocks or... Go to the damn casino.

Go to the actual casino. Or just bet on normal sports. Or maybe just buy some stocks and don't bet, you sick fucks. I did say if you want to bet. You're right. You're right. If you want a bet for the thrill of it. With the prediction markets, too, you can bet on anything nowadays, which is insane.

I was trying to figure out what you and Ben were celebrating in Dalton's Instagram post. Yeah, what was that? Ben, that was me and Dalton. Who was the other guy in there? That was Dalton's friend Carson. So the deal was, so we were out on the boat on Saturday after the Hellcat stuff and you guys all went home. CJ went and got after it. Me, Dalton, Dalton's buddy.

And then my fiance, Alex, we were all chilling. Alex went in, me, Dalton, and Carson. We were hanging out drinking some beers. And then we went back to my house and we were playing pool. Oh, and his friend Will was there too. Sorry, forgot about we will. And basically Carson wanted to play pool for money. I was like, I'll play for a dollar.

He wanted to play for $50. Oh. I was like, dude, if you want, but I'm going to beat you. I'm probably going to beat you. And if we're betting, I'm going to take your money. I'm not going to bet and then not take it. Like that defeats the whole purpose. So he loses.

I take $50. He wanted to double nothing. Dude, do it again. Then I'd take $100. Damn. Does it again. I'd take $200. Oh.

And then I think we ran it back another time. and then I took some money off Will. And then I did feel kind of bad. I just kind of swept these guys. I did warn them. So I go... You were forced to quit while you were ahead. I'm going to put this on Bitcoin prediction market.

They have like a 15-minute thing. And if it wins, I'll give you your money back and I get to keep mine. We all win. Or at least you guys are even. I still win. And so what are you predicting? The price of Bitcoin. So it goes in 15-minute intervals.

I don't really want to promote it. It's not that... Right. But that's what we were... doing. I just honestly was trying to figure out like how I don't even know how Kalshi works, but yeah, I guess I don't know. No, that wasn't on Cali. I was on whatever. I've never used Kalshi, but it was a, it was on Coinbase. Okay. I just have prediction markets on literally everything. Yeah. Robin Hood, Coinbase, wherever. But yeah, so I put it on that and it charged above in like

the last minute and then it shot below in like the last 20 seconds. So I mean, I was even and they lost money. But I was going to give them the money. So you lost your prediction. What I won. What I won. Yeah. Which I felt guilty about winning in the first place. Celebrating the loss. Yeah, I thought you guys were celebrating. We were. Oh, because it was about to. Yeah, he was only video and we saw it. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we thought we won and we like basically they were going to get like 700 or 500, I don't know what it was. Something like that. Well, he zoomed right in on like the 78,000. It wasn't that. Yeah. No, that's just the price of Bitcoin. I go, what the fuck are they doing over here? whatever. I actually screen recorded the video and then went through and I was like, what's really happening here?

Context, Carson has 400 bucks on Bitcoin right now because he lost 400 bucks in full. So if he makes his money back. No, no. He owed me $400. I didn't really take it. I already paid him. I already paid him. So I did. So I put it on here and I said either I'm going to have zero or you'll get your money back. Oh, shot. Oh my shot we got left. 35 Vegas. Jeez, you really were investigated. Well, I'm like trying to figure

I'm like, what the hell are they betting? Because you tried to make it look like you guys were betting $78,000. Yeah, it looked like you guys.

We were having a lot of fun. It's just a shame you guys weren't there. I was bummed that I wasn't there, but I had another party that I went to. And they had like a bartender there that was mixing drinks. And they accidentally

mixed two of my margaritos with lemon drop syrup. So it was like really sugary. And I, was the most hungover I've ever been in my entire life. And I wasn't that drunk. Like I was like saying there. I'm like,

you know what? I took it pretty chill. And I legitimately, I did not leave bed. We door dashed three meals and we watched five movies on Sunday. You're so good at being hungover, Ryan. It's pretty easy. He's lay there and just trying out to die.

But I mean, I legitimately woke up in the morning and it was like my head was in a vice grip. Did you ever consider just having a beer? I thought about it. I don't want to waste this full day. I'm just going to. going to have a beer. I thought about it. Get moving, get active, get the blood going.

You don't understand. There was, there was no getting through this one. Like, I'm dead serious in my, in all my years of expert drinking. For those of you listening, that's saying something. I'm not even Ryan very young. Exactly. And I

always do my best. I might have a bad time, but I'm going to push through. And I legitimately was immobile. So Alex and I were invited to that same party because it was Scott's birthday. And I texted Ryan the next morning because I needed a guy's number and you didn't respond. And Alex, hey, Ryan texts you about the number. I go, no, but I think he's probably really hung over. You nailed it. I just assumed to hungover to text back.

Dude, I legitimately didn't even pick up. I didn't, when I went downstairs because I had to hide from this sunlight, I didn't even bring my phone. I just went downstairs and laid on the bathroom floor for like six hours. Holy crap. I'm telling you, it was, it was legitimately like I was poisoned. And I was standing there in my kitchen that evening at 1145. Like, nice, it was a pretty chill night. Like I had a nice conversation with Dre. I was like, oh, yeah, this was good.

Like, I went to bed and was like, yeah, took it pretty easy tonight. I kind of thought, and I was going to be crazier. I don't know. It was crazy. Head was in a vice grip, though. That sounds terrible. It's the allergies. Ken, you've been taking it easy.

Yeah. Pumping the brakes. Ken went home from Zorbas that night when we were out there and went home at like 930, bro. I can kind of tell when the night's starting to change and the pace of the drinking starts picking up. Well, then you could just not keep up with the pace. Yeah, but I don't have that kind of self-control. So I just know, I just know, okay, I need to remove myself from the situation and then I'm good. Honestly, super smart, Ken.

Yeah, good job. Mike and I were laughing so fucking hard. filmed on Saturday with the Hellcat boat. We took it out to the sandbar. And we're all riding back in the boat. Jack's got the love of his life with him. You know, we're all like, what are we going to do for the rest of the day? Everyone's all jacked up.

Ken goes, uh, to go home, do some laundry. It's 2.30 p.m. on Saturday. And I was like, Ken, we're on the boat. We're just winding down the filming. And then Jack just goes, so Ken, what do you think, man? Yeah, that's what it was. Uh, go home. do some laundry.

Yeah. Is that just a lie? Just that way no one wants to come in with you or something? Dude, just just lie. Just tell me you're going to have a relaxing day. He probably doesn't want to say that. Laundry, you put it in and you press the button.

You stand and watch? And then what do you do for the next three hours? I had to go clean and do some other shit in my house. After shred 80 totaled it. Yeah, so what's the deal? The sheets got fucked up you were talking about? There's a bunch of like grease stains on the sheets. So I sent those to get dry clean.

I don't, I don't want to, I don't want to throw shreds under the bus, but we used to think that the sheets here was because of activity. From shreds. And honestly, some of it might be, dude, the dude's just, he's got snot coming out of his nose. He's got chip fingers. Every time he come over, I go, dude, there's always jizz all over the sheets. And then I found out that it's just anything and everything.

And like the sheets. Like a cream filled donut or something. Anything. Yeah, dude. Literally like. Jolly Rancher drool. I don't know. He does have a, I think he tries to hold his laugh at maybe. But yeah, I've been seeing him a lot of snot rockets lately.

So like he goes for the chuckle. He's like, holy shit. He's got a major like deviated septum or something. And I do feel bad about that. Like sometimes if, if like something happens where he like gets really embarrassed or just has allergies, he's like a pug. He can hardly breathe. I feel bad.

Like, that must suck. It takes a ton of allergy meds, too, with the other thing. He's rocketing them things in his nose. He runs hot, though. He does run hot. I run hot, but he probably runs two times hotter than me. Like, both him and I, I mean, he's on a different level, but I do feel for him on that because I'm the same way. And I even have bad allergies, too, dude.

I mean, I can breathe really good right now, but I feel like half the time, I can't breathe out my nose. This happens every once in a while over the years where, me and shreds will be incredibly hung over and we try to go get a good meal thinking that'll hit the bingo at the pit it turns out like neither of us like we can't eat the the restaurant's too hot

you're both in there swine and we're like oh my god we need to leave like we shouldn't be here like we don't want the food like can we just pay and get the hell out of here you have even seen the food yet yeah we'll pay for it and we got to go it was that nice little uh breakfast spot in dL like on the main Greg, which doesn't sell mimosa, which is crazy for a breakfast spot. Wait, is it the old one? The cash

only one? Yes, the cash only one. Which almost got us jammed up. Of course they don't sell. Bro, have you guys been in there? Most people aren't drinking at breakfast. Really? No, no music. No, it's just dining. The most silent, hollow echoey, building.

It hasn't been changed. It was, in 1970. So it's super busy in there, but it's like nobody was saying. All you hear is just clinking. You got me and Shred 80 come in, fighting the demons off and we have to sit right smack in the middle of the whole thing and we're both looking at each other and we're looking around and he's like dude they got to turn the radio on or something like we can we're hearing ourselves like hyperventing

on there and then I think it almost we end up playing off each other because we do run hot but I start seeing the beads of sweat just pouring down shreds face then I start wiping my forehead and we're just running hot the second we do order food and then immediately he's like I got to get out of here. I just got to go take a lap around the block. So he orders and just books it outside and is just wandering. I'm looking out the window and I see him go down Main Street one way and come back. Then our food gets there.

I'm calling him. He's not answering. I don't know. It was just a very awkward yet hilarious breakfast experience. My God. Speaking of. I was just going to say, speaking of shreds, how about shred fest? Oh, yeah.

Go on this weekend. Is it this weekend? Have you racing in it on, what was that Friday night? racing in it too, isn't he? Yeah, fucking I'll race. Or are you or are you not? No, I am. I thought you were, yeah. I thought I had a wedding. I thought I saw the poster. I was like, I would have loved to have raced. Because it's dirt

tracking. And honestly, the lineup, I'm most excited for the, my phone. The lineup is like very diverse. Yeah, it's got a ton of different people in it. I'm excited to see the place. My worry is, is like, you go to a Cletus race and there's usually

probably always a first time or two. We're not, or were the biggest idiots in a cletus race yes yes everyone else I also feel like we're although like I crash into Mike the last race I'd still like to say it wasn't my fault I got taken out didn't know how to drive good enough to save it

whatever but you there are a lot of crashes and destruction during a cletus race but no one is out there to demo derby and I look at this lineup and I'm like holy shit I could see this going like 10 laps and breaking out into a full blown demo derby

And I'm not saying that in a bad way. I'm saying that as in like this could be absolutely epic. I don't think any cars are going to finish the race without at least the ball. Well, they're all Robbie's cars too. And Rich is on the hook for all the damage. Is he really? Yeah. Okay, you would hate then.

I know. But I hope somebody prefaces it because like Robbie's such a good dude for like. Awesome dude. For putting these cars up. So like I hope in the driver's meeting they're like, Cletus says it every time. Like this isn't a demo. Derby, so don't act like it is.

It kind of depends on the officials, too. Like, I'm assuming hopefully we got the headsets like a Cletus race, I feel like we have to to communicate. And then it's like if they start seeing people screwing up, if they get flagged, then it'll be like everyone else. I think it'll be like, all right, well, I'm not trying to get kicked out of this race. We'll keep it together. But if they're running a loose ship over there.

Yeah. So basically what it is is it's a big event that Shred 80, Gavin, and our friend Rich, Rich are putting it on and with lifted truck nationals. Yep. So, which apparently that's like a huge event. Really?

In itself. The Wheatland 250. So our drivers are. I think it's only 50 lots. Which is actually kind of lit. We have drivers Evan and I, Duke Gomez, Taylor Holder,

Shred 80, Weston Champlin, Blake Fitz, Robbie Laiton, Colby Raha, CJ Barham, Sherby Bangin' 69, whoever that is,

Lil Z, Whiskey Biz, Amish dude, Colton Christensen, and bonus guest, the Mexican OT. Oh, yeah, no way. This is an insane lineup. It is. It is.

It's actually a stacked lineup. So it should be fun. I'm by far most excited to see how Lil Z does. I didn't, like, it's not that I thought he couldn't drive, but when he was just like, hey, can I drive the GTI DZorbas? He just needed a couple pillows. He goes, yep, let me grab some pillows. Yeah, and then he also jumped it.

He, like, throws two pillows on the, the seat and then that's all he needed. And then next thing you know, we're mobbing. So, like, I think he's going to be a lot of fun. He's driving everything, man. I think he's going to be a lot of fun. Everyone is. Amish, dude, really excited.

You got your money on, on who's going to win. Me? Honestly, I'm feeling pretty good. I'm going to say Evan, Robbie, or Micah. Dude, see? I think Sherby's going to, he's going to at least get to the end. I could see Jake being really good, too.

CJ. Weston, obviously. I don't know. I don't want to. I've never seen the other guys drive. I think Timmy is going to be a secret contender for it. Not a fucking chance. Shout out, Timmy, you're awesome.

But you have no chance at winning this race. Oh, it's not a horse and buggy. The car, man. He is crazy, though. I mean, I feel like that is part of it. It's just like, I honestly, driving aggressively.

I see Duke doing really well because the dude is so competitive. It's like every time I've ever, like, Rich was showing me videos, and he's just, like, constantly talking shit, like, just competitive. Like, he wants to. a comedian, bro. Yeah.

Always talking shit. Robbie's got experience. I don't know. First, when I said everyone seems a little more Rammy than like a Cletus race, but actually look at the list, I think everyone's going to be pretty good. I love the words of the days. These are all people that would be in a cletus race. Throw back to the beginning of the podcast when C.J.

called, he's like, the Hellcat is just Bodie. Rammie. And I said pussyfooting. Rami. No, Rammy's a word. I could see Robbie. Robbie doing well. Robbie probably, I would say, is contender number one.

And I bet he takes it. Not that no one's not taking it serious, but I feel like he'll be like in the zone, locked in like. Because why not? Trying to figure out the lines. He knows the cars. Yeah.

I mean, I don't think he's cheating, but he's certainly. He's going to make sure he's got more knowledge. He's going to know which Crown Vic might be the quickest. Not that it's modded anymore, but, you know, maybe it just runs the best. There's just something that are healthier than others. 100%.

And that is truly the luck of the draw. But like, no matter what it is, like you could have two of a brand new Ford Raptor are. And what's weird is like you drive both of them. And you'll notice like this one feels a little tighter. This one actually kind of, it seems like it runs better. Like just that's just how things are made. Well, and the same thing goes for, you know how we, dirt bikes. We might get excited.

Yeah, go, dude, this, this Chevy only has 130,000 miles. But it, it blows up at 135. No, not a Chevy. Well, sorry, yeah, bad example. But you know what I mean? Like, you see that miles and you're like, this one's going to be good. It only has 130,000 miles. And then somehow it blows up sooner than the one with 230,000 miles.

Should we do like what Cletus does? Should we make a quick prediction list, run a quick order? Yeah. Ready down? Or at least top five. Not worth it. I like the idea. I like the idea a lot.

We can do a top five. I just was thinking about pissing people off. That's why I said, holy crap. Yeah, let's do it. Let's run it through. Who are we going to rank last? I think we started at the bottom and go up. My dead last, I'm putting Weston.

He's never finished a Cletus race. Yeah. Sorry, Weston. I just wanted to call you out, but I don't got confidence in you. I don't. He's good at destruction. He's good at going fast, but I don't know if he's going to keep the car together the whole race. My bottom of the barrel is Shred 80, just because he doesn't know what he's doing,

an Amish dude because he doesn't have experience. I don't know. They're kind of a tie for me at the back. I think Shred's is going to do. something. That's just trying to destroy it way too early. There's no way he makes it through the race. I won't be surprised if he doesn't make it

10 laughs. Don't forget we have Mexican OT in this list too. I think he's going to kill it. Really? And I was going to put him... Midpack, midpack, realistically. I just don't know if he does stuff like that very often. You know, he's an absolutely goaded rapper, but he's not necessarily a motorsports enthusiast.

So I'll put him at, like, bottom, three. Are we all doing one list here? I think we should just do one list. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Everyone can't vote on that. So everyone agrees shreds last place. That's my vote. I hate saying it, but probably, I think not because, I think the car is going to break. Maybe not last place, but he's for sure going to be DNF. Well, we already, we're running last race. Yeah, call them last place. He'll hit a jump in the middle of the race. Let's throw an Amish dude second to last. Okay. Everyone on board with that? Yep. I'd be cool with that. You feeling pretty good, Weston being down at the bottom there?

Yeah, I don't think, I don't think Weston's got to finish in them. All right. Shout out to Weston. I love Weston, but I don't think you got it in this race. This is a very friendly list. Nothing personally. Yeah, no, nothing personal. This is all just speculation anyways. No, nothing personal, Weston. I just don't think you got it.

I think Jake's going to come out there guns ablazing, and that's sometimes when you don't make it until the end of the race. But I think if he keeps the car together, I think he's going to do really well. So that's kind of a tough one. Did you see that clip when he just ran into the back of the van, didn't even try to, like, go around him when he was in the van race at Cleases? Like, I could see him doing some.

something like that. It was just like, why didn't you just go around? Like, you just totaled your van and rear-ended that guy. He was at a dead stop on the track. So yeah, maybe I'd agree with that. Throw J-KIN next? Yeah. Then O.T. Then, yeah, I think that's fair. I'm not too free. Who's number 21, Mike? Put number 21 in there. Yeah, thrown number 21 in next. I think throw in C.J. in that as well. Mm-hmm. 96 is the next one. Yep. And then do, uh... Wait, there's two 96es. Correct. That is very, that is very, that's very. Interesting.

CJ Barham. Throw a CJ Barham. I think he's going to be a ripper. Well, he's a ripper on a Harley. Yeah, but he's just got an aggressive mentality. Throw Taylor in now. Sorry, I'm flying through this. I think, I don't think we can go one step further without putting number 23 in the list.

Yeah, I don't think we can either. I'm going to finish top five. We can do that. Are we into the top five now? No, we're not. I think Robbie's buddy, that's Blake, Blake Fitz, right? Mm-hmm. I think we're probably maybe getting in his zone.

I think he probably knows how to rip. I don't know much about him. I think both him and whiskey biz. They have interesting driving styles. They're driving weird shit all the time. Yeah, probably go like 1337 next, Jack. Let's throw a little Z in maybe next. Then Robbie.

I think then Evan. Then it leaves me and Duke. No, I'm going to win, Ken. All right, Duke second, Evan first. And then we have it. There we go. Do you get Colby in that list? No.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I think Colby's going to win. Duke. Yeah. I could see it. Yeah. We'll put him third. Yeah, yeah.

What do you, win if you win. It's not like a car or anything. Should we get to Gavin on the spot? Should we call? Call Shreddredfest. Tell him to throw at least a three-wheeler on the line. I'll take the cash. Oh, we just had a few questions about Shredfest. Go ahead and ask them. Do you know the answers? Yeah, of course. Amazing. Who's going to win the race? Who's going to win the race, you think? Who's going to win the race? If I have an honest opinion, we are probably going to say Evan. I haven't Oh, Evan has the most experience.

Oh, that's what you said too. Yeah, that's actually our prediction as well. And what does the winner of the race get, if anything? The race, he gets a e-bike. Ooh, he likes those. Correct. That's all the rich. It's a rich is still trying to figure out the deal.

We've got a lot of the sponsors right now, so we're still trying to figure out the e-bike sponsor of the whole event. Do you perhaps have a prediction for last place, first one out? I hate to say it, but I think the Amish. dude is going to go out last or go out first. Ooh, Tima. No experience at all. He's probably going to K the car. Every car that is destroyed

is $3,000 to $5,000 for us, so please be careful. We were just saying this race might be a little rammy. Yeah, it's not going to be all right. Mike, what place are you thinking you're going to take? Five. Five, I like that. That's not bad. We just made a full... We also got the

Barbie Jeep downhill. Are you going to run it this time? Are you going to get too drunk? Probably both. Same time. How do you think you're going to finish? You have any predictions for yourself? Ah, dude, I'll probably end up K in the car. If I don't destroy the car, maybe third. Fucking podium or not finishing?

I love it. A lot of predictions, but we'll see, man. I'm excited for it. I think everyone's going to have a lot of fun. This is a lot of people's first time on dirt, so it's going to be a good time. Yeah, it will be fun being on dirt. And what else will we be doing there at the Shred Fest? We got a burnout contest, truck show

Pretty much you name it We're going to have it We're going to have a little beach party Some jet skiers are going to be in there Doing some backflips It's going to be a heck of a party Do you have a rig for the burnout Are you going to be doing some burnouts?

I'm going to bring the first gen We might weld the dip Once we get up there It just depends I am towing the first gen up there though So we probably will just weld the dip And just go for it The heavy hauler?

The heavy hauler I can't wait to see you break it, Oh baby It's going to be a lot of fun You have some narrower rear wheels for it? Yeah, I'm going to bring a couple different sets, but I have a couple of pair to burn.

Good. Good. We're excited, brother. Okay. Let's get after it, fellas. I'm excited to have you guys there. Hell yeah, bro. Heck yeah. We'll talk to you soon. Love you, Shredd. See ya.

Yeah, this week's vid. Dr. David did, well, it would have already been out. Yeah. So they would have seen Dr. David doing that. How heavy was that? That was amazing. It was extra heavy because of the lore. Yeah.

Because of the past. Seeing how bad it could go. And I think I said it. I'm like, I said it. I'm like, David, like, no offense at all here, but I just don't think that you can eat a fall like Gavin can. And he, he agreed. Gavin's built for it. I'm like, man, I don't want to see David twisted up in the chopped firewood and lawnmower blades pinned up against the building under a three-wheeler. I mean, I didn't want to see shreds do it, but we know we can take it. Yeah. I think the vehicle he was riding, though, was like so much better equipped for that rail. than the one Gavin did.

Yeah. So David hit it on an RTR, which is an electric three-wheeler, and it had the power. You know, hits the thumb throttle, and he's going versus on a small, on a 110 three-wheeler

like Gavin was hitting on, you got to be at least second gear. Not a lot of running. Not a lot of running. And they don't have acceleration at all. So the RTR also, I think this is when David knew he was going to do it. I'm sure he's lost some sleep over it,

I could probably do that. Oh, he said he hadn't quit thinking about it. Really? Okay. Since he was here. That was two summers ago. Yeah. Then when he lined the RTR up and it locked. RTRR.

CR. CR. My bad. When the rear axle locked onto the rainbow rail, he's like, yep, I got this. And then we just stood the rainbow rail up on the flat ground and he hit it there. And he's like, yep, I got this. Still heavy, though. He made it look easy, but it was heavy.

Oh, baby. I love the sound. Like, it's so quiet. It's just... So sad. I was kind of against it being an electric one. I was like, dude, I feel like you need to hit this on a gas powered rig. But then after he did it, hearing the grind, way better.

Yeah. It couldn't have been any better. So good. It was lit. Luckily for shreds, he also owns an RCR. Yeah. He has the same tools in his arsenal. And this is one of those situations where I personally don't.

think it's Cheeto if he if he runs it you know what I mean like how shreds does it yeah some people would be like dude David did it bro what he did it but gab did it first so I don't think it is I think yeah I agree yeah shreds has got to be thinking man I got to get up there and do it just a just to do it he's got to do it anyone who attempts it deserves respect I agree and then to get bodied and attempted it again deserve respect and and honestly They were both very entertaining to a point where, like, I can't decide which clip I like better. I can only watch one of those clips for the rest of my life. Dude, what's the- Which one you choosing?

Gavin crashing or they're making? What's the, like, the mini-docs they make on the skate tricks? Like-a-vice. Yeah, what's it called? My war. That would be the perfect definition for Gavin's- Bro. At this point, it'll be like, what, two-month-street, two years in the making.

He comes back. All the full. lights, all the lost sleep. His lost girlfriend. He needs to get this rail, dude. It'll be so epic. And he will. And he will.

I have faith. Well, guys. Good talking to you today, boys. That was a lot of fun. Thanks for the donuts, Steve. You bet. How were the deviled eggs, Jeff? Dude, the deviled eggs were, well, they were delicious.

I'm very appreciative, but compared to the devil's eggs mom used to make, I'd give them like a seven. Well, they're gas station devil eggs. I was going to say, if you like those, you'd like those, you'd, you'd say, if you like those, You should try my mom's devil legs or have her whip me up a couple dozen. Alexis, I'll sometimes be like, hey, I need some double legs. She'll whip them up real quick. And I'll just put down, you know, maybe six or 12 of them. Dude, I mean, the shop fridge is open for donations.

I mean, we're kind of egg connoisseurs, I'd like to say. I just texted her. Well, let's run it. Sounds good. Well, thanks guys for listening. Hit the subscribe button if you haven't already. Ram C7 Giveaways Live right now. Live right now.

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