Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Micah's New Favorite Snack, What Rich Guys Drive, & The Job That is Paying Crazy Money

Episode Date: June 25, 2024

In today's episode, we talk about a viral Hawk Tuah girl, Ryans car blends in at a car show, the excitement of the local Corvette club. We get news of a primitive tribe that got starlink internet and became addicted to "corn" and social media, so we check in with our buddy Jake and see how hes holding up. We make Micahs new favorite snack, discover what rich guys drive, and we even hire some girls off craigslist. Thanks for watching! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book a doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Get 20% off your first order at https://www.liquidiv.com and use code WIDEOPEN Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What do we do with this big guy? Have him go paint the wall. Most of the guys driving diesel trucks are like the richest dudes you know. After my YouTube stint, maybe I'll go be a crofish farmer. You know, as the hawk to a girl? I can't imagine she likes that. Well, you know it's bad when your casting goes on Craigslist. This looks phenomenal.

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The interview actually was short, even the whole thing. Have you watched, like, the main or the full video? There's, there's, like, Hawk to a 2024, like, President's shirts. It's so funny how the internet just grabs things and just runs with it. Yeah, now there's songs. Like, there's probably already, I've heard three different remixes of it. Oh, you know that, like, some big rapper is going to throw that thing in there? She gave me that Hawk Tool.

It is pretty good. It is funny. It's funny. It's like it's inventing like a new, you know, saying, I guess. But how has no one ever said it? No, they've said it. They said it, but it, you know, you know how like when someone gets a nickname but it doesn't stick and then someone else says it and it does stick?

That's how. I watched those interviews and I always kind of wondered. Like, it seems like kind of a weird thing. You're out in like a public bar area and then you stand there. Then like it's one thing when you do it, you know, I was watching like a nix. Nick Narasina video, so good. He's rocking around with sketch and they're like, get people in. Then it's funny because, you know, you're talking with them, whatever.

But, like, if your sole gig is just to go to, like, an area and then interview them and like, what's your favorite sex story? Yeah. And they're all like, yeah, it's capitalizing on like, how many of these people wake up the next day, see this video and they're like, fuck. They don't know how to even get it down. They're just a normal person. Yeah.

And then some aggressive shit. Have you seen the ones where it's like a guy and a girl? It's like, who's your hall pass? And the guy will be like, oh, no, I wouldn't want to haul pass. And then the girl goes, actually one of his friends or like this guy on the football team like really savage shit. And then it just opens up this huge can of worms all because the guy or girl out there interviewing. Yeah. You can't really blame it on them.

But it is kind of a weird. You're kind of capitalizing. Yeah, for sure, taking a little bit of advantage of some liquored up people. But, man, speaking of interviewing, I think we're going to have to start interviewing our friends to find. find the next speed dating. I know. Not host. What would it be?

The contestant? Contestant. Victim? Well, I was getting a contestant. Victim's not a victim. Gavin's a winner. He is a winner. He came out real good.

He's still dating his girl. So far, so good. They're going strong. They're in love. I'm pretty sure he's even bringing her to Trikefest. Shut up. Yeah, I think that right there could be a video on its own. Him bringing her to Trike Fest.

We should really be there documenting it, but... We could send Ken with a goal. bro. There we go. That'll be perfect. Just walk around and follow them. Trike Fest dude looks like a music festival, but instead of music, there's just Trikes. I really want to go.

Honestly, like. That's a horrible comparison. No, it is. You look around. They're all in a field. There's tents everywhere. Like, there's people camping, drinking, having a good time. But there's no concert to go to.

Everyone's just there. It's like usually the concert is what brings people together, but the love of Trikes is what is bringing people together. And Trike Fest is where Gavin is right now. Now it's in, like, the middle of Indiana, and there's like 2,500 people that come together all with trikes. My favorite thing is he goes, yeah, there'll be 2,500 people and at least 4,000 or 5,000 trikes. Like, everybody brings more than one three-wheeler. Like, if you go to a car show, it's typical that there's only one car that everybody brings at the show.

That dude seriously loves three-wheelers. But going back to the speed dating, and I'm glad they came or whatever, but like we round up all these girls, right? and like our like single friends that also know we're doing this they're like hey i'm gonna show up on set that day they're all hanging around in the background chat with the girls before they're going in to see gavin and yeah they're like i thought that was great it'd be like being on the set of the bachelorette you know you just wait for the girl to get cut and then you walk over they're there to console or yeah yeah i mean got to give you guys credit where credit is due you you lined up this speed dating and i think you guys are getting really good at it like the

We're running out of girls, though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're out of girls. There's only so many girls in this dang time. I think we could start casting better. We're more so casting word of mouth, finding single girls. Well, you know it's bad when your casting goes on Craigslist. Yeah, that we did go that route.

And there was not a Craigslist posting posted. Did anybody come from it? Yeah, a couple of them. But we're not living in L.A. Where people are like out and about looking for acting gigs. Also, we're not living in 2014. Or not an acting gig, but, like, looking forward, like, filming. Yeah, they don't want it to be on camera.

Yeah, they don't want to be on camera, yeah. I think next time we'll just do a form like we do with a hundred people. And we'll just, we'll have girls submit. Well, we had to stay incognito on this one. So it's like, you got to roll. But you can just say, like, looking for my next, but they also have to be interested. Like, all those girls were interested in Gavin. They were like, they knew.

This guy is the real deal. They saw the listing and they couldn't help them. They saw his picture, his three-wheeler. Let's just say it was when we were briefing the contestants, the lady contestants, it was pretty easy to talk Gavin up. I had him, like, excited. That's true. Oh, man, I just love him.

He's so funny. He's so quick. Yeah, because some of the girls are nervous, too. They're just like, ooh. Oh, yeah, obviously, if you're looking for the love of your life, you're like, hmm, what would I want here? Well, I want a man. Gavin's all of that.

He's a man. I want somebody who's funny, charismatic, loving, obsessive. It might be over three-wheeler's, but he's obsessed. Yeah, Gavin's all of that. It's just so funny. Like, if you guys haven't watched the speed dating in our last video, it's the electric trike video at 14 minutes, the speed dating starts.

Go and watch it. It is so funny. It is, hands down, my favorite video bit that we filmed all year. Wow. Might even be of all time. Whoa. It might even be of all time. I know.

I've watched it like eight times. And then my mom, I was even talking to her. And she's like, yeah, I had to go back and rewatch that part today. Dude, it is so funny. That's awesome. Yeah, Alex was just dying, laughing. I mean, it's exactly what we call genuine peer entertainment, yet you guys really killed it. Like, I think we could do as many as we want.

You know, we got to be careful not to become a dating channel, but we can do it in every video. What made this one so good is like Gavin, what we played into it with Ken is that Ken was just like, well, he was like a, compulsive liar but we just leaned into that like as the audience watching you know when it would cut back to us we're reacting to it being like quit lying that this is a phony like be yourself and that's what made that one funny and then all of the things that Ken said following it that just dug his whole even deeper and deeper but Gavin was just like he just took it and ran with it where it was like so much easier to make something out of it because of who he was just like his responses and like the girls come in they chirp him a little bit and then he has like

the funniest response to it and it's just like I don't know man it's obviously it's very hard to recreate something like that but like what a special moment and then he ends up finding a girl and like actually had like a connection with her and now it seems to be working knock on wood but like the fact like everything played out so good that boy was nervous though he was sweating oh my gosh dude I was talking with him in the van before because we had him cooped up in the sprinter van with all the windows closed he doesn't know how to work the TVs he's got nothing so he's just sitting in there on his phone just like literally tweaking out that boy is so high energy i don't know if he's ever been in that confined of a space for that long

alone he was sweating before he even walked into the building it's a good thing he didn't he didn't have sleeves on his suit no kidding that's what he runs hot you got to remember that with gavin so that's why he runs no sleeves my favorite part of the whole thing is when he took a tumble and he hurt himself and he goes oh that's all right though you just stand up and you pretend like you're fine i was like that's so true but that's the first time i've ever heard him actually say that like i didn't even know if he was conscious of what he was doing for the longest time he really does that i'm just worried for like dude he's had so many falls he had one for sure one pretty gnarly one while he was here and uh i'm just worried for the time that he actually

messes himself up and he better not well i'm fine dude he's built different though you got to remember that dude i mean you can be built different and still snap your arm in half oh he don't put that on us ricky bobby i don't know if he could i'm just like dude he just got density in his bones dude he drinks milk he does drink milk he does drink milk he does drink milk like the body mask behind that guy like if you had to put him in like a cup and like the cup was half full it would just it'd be overfilling where you could put somebody like you know myself or you mike not necessarily you as much mike but if you put the large man in a cup It would overfill.

Well, a big cup. I'm just talking about the density of them, you know, like the sheer mass. Yeah, he's got some volume behind them. After speaking of milk, it reminds me. So after speed dating, Gavin was hungry. His girl was hungry. They were driving around on the trike, or the twike, sorry, the twig. So we stopped at one of those, it was called the frying pan.

It's like one of those 24-hour open diners and to get some breakfast. It was like midnight at this point. Gavin down like three, four things of chocolate milk in front of his girl. It was technically their second date, and me and CJ got to 10. Yeah, we were sitting right across from him. And Dalton was there. We didn't film it just because it was kind of like, all right, invading their personal space, you know, at this point.

He showed up to Ryan's the other day with a full half gallon of chocolate milk for breakfast. Oh, yeah, that's right. He was a big chocolate milk. Well, you guys were working hard. I relieved myself for the evening and went to the car show in West Fargo. As all good Corvite guys do. it's the first big car show of the year dude they shut down broadway and lovely west fargo and was it all it was cracked up to be it was something i i put on my uh story i'll pop it up here but the corvette club was a full showing i can't imagine the funeral i think it was legitimately a funeral home lot parking lot yes yeah and that is what all the corvettes were lined up in the irony i've seen the corvette club because my dad was a part of it he wasn't a part of it but like you know when he'd take his car so i i'm well where it is a funeral home yep

parking lot we didn't park there we we just parked on the back street i guess so i was he's got the fastest corvette now he's not parking with you peasants yeah exactly i think the best part about the corvette club is all of them are bone stock oh yeah just bone stock you're you're like when you take a walk through you you're just basically looking at the colors different colors yeah like there ain't nothing done there ain't nothing is okay so he's got black with red interior. This guy's got red with black interior. Um, nice. Yeah, this guy's got window tin, actually, 50%. All of them feel like the way they rolled off the factory floor is they're just perfect. Yeah, just like it. There was some, uh, like old cars that people had fixed up and stuff

like that. There was actually some sick different rat rods. There was the Tesla car thingy that I tagged you in. I don't even know what the hell was. It was like airplane pieces all put together. When you go there, is it tough to walk around? Were people coming up to you all over the place? There was quite a few, yeah. But it wasn't, I think if it would have been the whole crew would have been tough because you could stop for longer. And if you would have rolled in and like the Corvette's still kind of incognito.

Like if you pull up in Ben's Lamborghini or the R8 or even like the GTR, it's more of like a niche vehicle that you don't see. There wouldn't be any of those there and people would know. But yeah, I've wanted to go for a while. I'm not trying to. Yeah, I was like, I had, to be fair, if he was driving, only or zero six. Give a nice pat on the back. It's all right, buddy.

I wasn't trying to be okay. No, you weren't. If he was driving a stingray, I completely agree, but I don't because he's driving Zos. No, I'm saying it's a, it's a very rare, unique vehicle, but like. Was there cars, like, I don't know. Like, Fargo has, like, the weakest car game of any big city. There was a couple cool tuners.

And when I say a couple, like, maybe. I was going to say four. Wow. Like there's four, and they were all on a line. I would say the main people there were like the old guys that have like a hundred grand and some old Chabelle that's like really cool. It's more like old cars, but you have fun to walk around. I've wanted to go for a while.

It would be fun to bring the GTR or, you know, have all of us pull up. But I just felt like it would turn into a meet and greet. Yeah, I think it'd be okay. And like I said, I just parked on the street in the back. I just wanted an excuse to drive there in it. But I didn't need to park on the main street and all that. Did you guys see our buddy, Steve Hamilton's new Bugatti Shire on? Oh, my God, dude.

So cool. I watched that video. That guy has spent like $15 million in cars in the last three months. Yeah. He's got money. Yeah. And that's good. Congrats to him.

That's crazy. So sick. So unbelievably sick. You know, they just released their new, whatever, the Turbillon or whatever. I don't know the name of it. But they are doing some marketing. I'm getting reels and suggested posts. And legit, I swear I got like an ad.

for it on Snapchat and it's just like who the hell are they marketing i don't order one yeah i was like i was like actually they heard this guy's money mike like sydney's growing on her instagram maybe they're just maybe they're just going after your ip they just no not just at this guy's been buying everything yeah at the bugadi headquarters there's just like you know big red dots all over the world and it's just one right over mike's house like just send all the ads to this guy they messed up because uh those are wasted ad dollars no yeah yeah dude There's so much money. Well, they might have got their return.

Now you're talking on the podcast. Oh, yeah. There we go. It worked. They are cool. It is cool. It's 1,800 horsepower, like 0 to 60. So what is that?

V12? So V16? V16. By turbo. Electric motors. No, N.A., but it has electric motors. Oh, really?

If I were to ever own a car like that, the worst part is, like, clearly that's an insane experience to drive. It's like just such a work of art that I wouldn't want to. I don't know. Yeah, that's the problem with certain cars. It is like. It's the most insane thing I've ever seen. Hey, so what did you want to talk about?

Well, I want to tell you about Wagovi. Wagovi? Yeah, Wagovi. What about it? On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you. Oh, you're not? No, just ask your doctor. About Wagovi.

Yeah, ask for it by name. Okay, so why did you bring me to the circus? Oh, I'm really into lion tamers. You know, with the chair and everything. Ask your doctor for Wagoe by name. Visit Wagovi.com. Even like you start upgrading from, uh, just to say Ben's Lamborghini to an eventor. It's like double the price and you're kind of like, it's just so much to drive around.

You're like, ah, it's raining today. I don't want to take it out. Yeah. Ah, there's, there's little rocks on the road. Like, eh, I don't want to like rock chip it at the pinnacle of that is, is like Ryan's Corvette or Ben's Lamborghini right now. Like anything beyond that is just like, you're going to be cringy. just driving it almost. I guarantee Steve Hamilton doesn't cringe when he's driving his Bugatti

because it's the same as somebody driving a Honda Civic. Yeah, Honda Civic. No, he fucking rips those things, dude. He's taking them in the snow and the rain. I mean, he let us take any one of his vehicles when it was raining and sleep. He didn't even care. He didn't care. It was icy and shit.

He's like, yeah, yeah, just let a rip. Does he have, like, detail guy? Yeah. That would help. I mean, still, I'm just saying, yeah, it's like the whole, like, am I going to take it out in the rain? I'm not saying it gets cleaned every time that he gets it dirty either. Like, take it on the rain, gets dirty clean. I'm just saying, like, if your cars get magically cleaned,

that makes it easier. You're paying. But if they get magically clean, like, that's a way different story. Those cars are pretty timeless, though. I mean, I'll probably wrap up the conversation with that. I mean, they're so timeless. It's just insane. Like, even a shear on or whatever you say is going to be cool forever.

Because that's their goal kind of, right? Yeah, they're, like, very particular with, like, the electronics they even put in them because they don't want them to, like, age, outage. So they'll use, like, actual spidomers and shit. First, I thought that was a little Cheeto, but now I totally get it. Did you guys see the thing on Instagram about the tribe that Elon Musk sent Starlink to? Yeah, I did see that, bro. That's funny.

So Elon got them internet. This, like, tribe in the middle of wherever they are. And they don't have much there by the looks of it. But now they got internet. And apparently they got addicted to their phones, porn, and social media. Yep. That fast? Yes.

Like the tribe leaders are all worried about it. I guess they kind of skipped everything as far as experiences in life. Think they didn't even have the radio. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know. Exactly. You go from like never riding in a car to having all, it's, you know, all of that. The whole world right here.

But I mean, that's true to kids today, though. Well, if you're born today, your whole life is going to be that way. Yeah, only probably gets worse, honestly. It's interesting, though. I mean, I'd agree the internet does corrupt you. Yeah. Internally as a person, you know? Yeah, it's just accessible.

It's right there. Yeah, I mean, foreign and all that shit. When it really lost us was when internet is built to be addicting, because it wasn't always built that way. True. The internet was the internet. It was there to help you, and it still is. But now the internet, you know, Instagram, any social media,

It's built around addicting you to it. It's true to keep you on it. You know, it would be a funny video bit is we go to that tribe and we like film like a little documentary, like a docu-series of like showing how, how desolate the whole tribe is now. It's like a bunch of tumbleweeds rolling through. Like, where is everyone? Oh, yeah, they're in their huts. Scrolling their own.

Yeah. Scrolling. I think that might be one of those Ken ventures with a GoPro. Yeah. We'll send you, Ken. I think that would be such a great series, Ken. Like, you travel the world with a GoPro, with a GoPro, and you interview people. And Ryan just books me on the sketchiest planes and all.

I'll get you on, like, a decent flight. I love it. I think that's a serious show in itself. I think so, too. I'd be so funny. Such an interesting series to show people. Can you imagine? Because, like, we almost need.

None of us can, but, like, you don't speak any other languages or anything. You'd just be going in raw. Like, I don't even think could you walk around Germany? Like, it would be. You could, but Europe, you can. Like, most people speak English, but. Like, in the trenches of Germany, not, like, tourist Germany. Like, you're going to Germany and trying to figure out, like, in-depth stuff.

I mean, most of that's, like, you can make stuff work, but, you know, you go to, like, Asia. There's, there's no similar language are so dissimilar that you can't. I love it. I can see it now. So, if we were to really make a show out of this, what we do is we have a camera crew that won't even say a word to Ken. They follow him and he's just got this fucking GoPro and he's kind of like, are we even using this footage? Like whatever,

but they're filming him well, you know, really good. And then we actually got a real show out of it, you know? Because the GoPro ain't going to cut it. If we're really trying to launch this show, when can you leave Ken?

Realistically, never. As he's got Starlink, dude, he can just print the orders right to the back. That's true. That could be a host of this show and still send the orders. That could be like a B bit for it.

You know, like the first part is him, like, traveling, getting there doing the interview. And then the second part is, like, him trying to live his life back here remote. Maybe get a Starlink sponsorship or something. We get some comments back from the show. Love all the interviews and the seeing the life. But no more of the order stuff. That's boring. We really don't need to see you doing customer service.

For the first one, we'll send you with Jake. And then maybe he can help with that tribe. You can try to get him not addicted to social media. he'll try to get him to stop jerking off. That's right. I wonder if he's... I wonder how it is. I'm gonna call him.

Shout to everyone that had his back. Yeah. Do you guys ever worry if he's capping? You still jerking off? Yeah, Jake's the king of cap. Jacob? Yes. Are you still jerking off?

No, I'm not. I don't do that right. Still? We know this. Wow. You don't jerk off anymore? Like you're done not jerking off? Or you just don't jerk off at all?

I just don't. I just don't do it, period. How long's it been? I don't know, like probably since last September. I don't know the exact day. What do you think I got a calendar mark now? I think we're catching them in a lie. That's what I think.

No, good job, buddy. It's been a long time. Good job, buddy. We're proud of you. There's a tribe in Africa that got addicted to jerking off. We're going to send you and Ken down there, okay? Okay, I was really curious on why you guys were talking about jerking off, but now I understand there's a backstory.

Yeah. All right. See you later, buddy. Proud of that guy, you know? Thanks a lot. of self-control. I was talking to this guy last week, actually, that is a part of the church in some manner, but spent a ton of time in Africa.

And he said, like, you wouldn't believe how many people have, like, nothing, but they still have a phone. Interesting. He was like, yeah, everyone, everyone had a phone. And they're living in mud tepees. How do they charge it? That's what I'm wondering. It is, it is odd.

I remember when I was in Mexico on the mission trip, it's like. People, like, legit have cinderblock houses without roofs, just walls, but they got a phone. What? So, like smartphones? Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they weren't iPhones. But razors, flip phones. No, no.

They were smartphones. I don't know what the hell they were, but they weren't iPhones. They're probably like the, yeah, just almost for safety, though. Yeah, and Facebook. A lot of them like Facebook. Really. Yeah. Did you link with a couple of them?

Yeah, they were like, we have to be friends on Facebook. Oh, really? Sure, yeah, yeah. But yeah, they all like Facebook. But yeah, it just, it is, to your point, you're right. They really, like, hyper focus on obtaining a phone. I mean, I guess it's your connection to the world. Yeah.

The only time I went on a mission trip, we went to South Texas, so it was not, like, going wherever you went. But we were painting these people's houses in, like, Section 8 housing to help them out. And then they got home, and one of them was holding a brand new Xbox 360 when they just came out. And they went inside, played FIFA on a big TV, like a 55-inch flat-screen TV while we painted the house. And then we're like, this system is... Yeah, well, that's on, yeah, whoever lined that up. It was like a whole neighborhood that was all like Section 8, whatever, you know.

Well, imagine how they felt, Ryan. Someone's an idiot painting their house. They're just trying to... At least it was free. Remedy the situation. Yeah, they're like, we can't focus on this. The stuff you're doing, you're actually bringing, like, from nothing to something. Yeah.

But you were just... I mean, the house, yeah, was like, just... thrown up we're doing sheet rock and some of them painting that way so what's the what's the gist of going on the mission that you went on i think yeah same just to help but as as the church they're saying like this is like uh god wants us to to help these people that are less fortunate or like how how are they like selling everyone to like come with on this mission yeah pretty much yeah you go there you're there you get in contact through like a missionary and then they're like this is where I am it's going well but you know we got a lot of work ahead of us and then they link up

with a church and then you go help them do stuff like how long are you there working uh like a week and how much work are you really doing you pretty much working like five of the seven days let's say and you're actually creating something that is worth doing like yeah how good of a job are you doing versus I can just imagine like the church has a bunch of people that don't know what they're doing and then at the end of it you got this project that's just half put together yeah so much of it there was like so crude that it was like pretty easy like you was just okay we need to build another building so it's a lot of times just like a helping yeah it's like so i'm just like walking cinder blocks from the truck to the site yeah and they just they just parked it down

the road to make you feel better about being there a lot of it was like it's a lot of manual labor yeah you're normally just a hand because there's not like an excavator so if they got a hold to You just dig the old Mike in an excavator No, no, that's what I mean there is He is the excavator You just have to dig with the shovel I mean I was doing drywall

When I was down there At like 15 Where were you at? Where were you at? Like did you know how to do drywall? Fuck no, it was awful Where were you at? South Texas

Something like border town But I also think like People were real sweet though It's gotta be really bad for them to be like We didn't want the help You know? Yeah I mean But I know I did a bathroom

And like you trim out around like the outlets and stuff and it's supposed to be like tight and there was big gaps like they would have had to read on it for sure it was bad. I feel like some of these places it's like there's a new group coming in every week. Yeah it's a hand it's new it's almost like built for that kind of stuff where there's people coming in yeah because there's always something wrong yeah for sure we go into the merch band Ken's got a mission thing thinking that feeling merch. Oh yeah a lot of it's just clean up making the neighborhood look better because like the one I did we painted a school and it's like the school has clearly been repainted in the last like six months.

Oh, every week they're throwing a new paint job on. So that's that's what I'm wondering. That's so whack. No, they're not doing that. I'm sure they're in particular about what's getting. What do we do with this? What do we do with this big guy?

Have them go paint the wall. Yeah. Get's over there paint the wall. All right. What do I do? Well, it's going to need another coat. Yeah. It's like,

all right. I'm on my 11th coat. A reoccurring. job or house or whatever that they put people that don't know what they're doing on it's like okay this group left okay we got to mess it up again this is the next group at something to do yeah somebody comes yeah or they come in with like a baseball bat i saw this thing on ticot i think we're all going to like it but mike i think you're going to like it even more so today we're going to be making some hot dog bacon live on air oh yeah i saw this as well it looked really good

threw me off when they started like potato shaving the hot dogs a little bay i'm like i don't know about that and then they put them in the air fryer this is what really doing i'm actually really interested i'm all grilling ryan before this i'm like what the heck do we have two air fires up here for like actually like oh wow yeah i got a coming show coming from the guy that put the pizzazz in his room right i saw the uh true mike did have a pizzazz in his room for a period of time but the house down multiple times no sir that's a false statement that you just made up ken Is that true? Did he almost burn the house down?

Did bring ants into the basement. Almost worse. Yeah, just because I come into the basement with a pocket full of ants, doesn't mean you have to accuse me of almost burning the house down. One time, though, Mike, I will say the closest time you were ever to burning the house down. Keep in mind, you guys do a poor job of telling me this because I didn't know that I almost burnt the house down. Yeah, he was sleeping. So you came home late and you must have been really tired because you left the door wide open.

And then you went down to your room and you lit a candle. and then passed out on your bed. But when you lit the candle, there was this box of Kleenex's, like, dangling above the lit candle. And I, like, you know, I didn't even know you were there because you never really come there. So then, like, I was like, what the fuck? Why is the door open?

And then I, like, go and, like, close the door, but then I see your cars out there. I'm like, oh, Mike's here. And then I went downstairs. You had a candle lit. Because you had your window open, too, actually. So there was, like, the whole house was freezing. That's why I went downstairs.

and I opened the door and you have this box of Kleenexes dangling above a candle and that was the closest I think you've ever been to burning the house down I mean that's pretty close let's go yeah okay so um we have to do this ourselves we do we do this all part of the cooking show that's how cooking works I've seen this actually good I've seen like the beginning of this video on on Instagram yeah and you scrolled away because it was scary the first part of it's just made me uncomfortable yeah could you pass a get him a couple dogs eye in these up All right, Mike, you can't eat these right now. You can have the one that fell on the ground, but nothing else.

Just, these are for skimming. We're doing bacon. I think, like, a nice, I don't, I really don't like that, no. Well, that's how you do it. I know, but it just, it's like the look. I'm actually looking forward to this. Should be kind of fun. Do you eat breakfast already, Mike?

Yeah, I had a couple pieces of pizza. A couple hot dogs. I brought some hot dogs for lunch. Actually, they're brats, but. Throw a dog over here and we'll get Ben on the peeler. The weird touching your dog. Here, take this one, Ryan. Thank you.

It's kind of weird grabbing it. Like, if you grab your hot dog like this, this is just like fucking weird, dude. Okay, there you go. Like, imagine you just take a bite, like. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, it's working pretty good. So potato peeler on the dog.

Peel off. Cheezing these. Some strips. I got the good hot dogs. These are cheese. Oh, you eat them raw? We'll have to watch the chewing in the mic. No, but they weren't pretty, they were pretty good.

That was a definitely sub-tweet. at C.J. Yeah, I was chewing right in the mic. I have to watch the chewing on the mic. All right. Do we have any more banana peer? What are these? No, I believe are potato peelers. And that was all the C-Store had, unfortunately. So we got to share. So this is just pork. Like, this is just a, that's what a hot dog is, Ben. Yeah, but this is just like manual labor bacon. Yeah, I mean, it's going to have a little bit of a different taste. Some people make their bacon from scratch, so that's manual labor bacon. But I mean, when you buy it pre-made, Mike started making his own hot dogs. That's manual labor hot dogs.

That's a labor of love. That's the fun part. I load my own bullets. I build my own hot dogs. You can load your own bullets? Yeah, it's just cheaper to do it that way. Is that what the hot dog called them? This is harder than it looks. Yeah, this is not easy. Mike's doing a great job. Of course you is. Mike, have you made this before? No, I just, literally I saw this and I was like, that looks kind of good, but also really unhealthy. Eggs and hot dog bacon. Eggs? Eggs and hot dog bacon. Oh, yeah, yeah, more.

Yeah, that's another thing. I guess I didn't think about having it in the morning. It just looked like a good snack. That's what I thought. But also one time, Dalton, our filmer was like, hey, you want some hot dog chips? And I was like, what? Hot dog chips?

I don't know if he called to that. And then he just, like, opens up a Tupperware of basically the same thing, but they're just cut into, like, little hockey pucks. And they just, like, looked like they got cooked in the air fire. They weren't that good. Dude, the cores are kind of gross. Oh, gosh, I do not like that. Kind of looks like a banana core.

Or fucking apple core. Why did I say banana? It's kind of fun, though. I was like, oh, I'm just sucking on my fingers or not looking. I'm making a podcast is hard, you know? Like you got to find things to do, things to talk about, stuff like that. And I feel like in the thing of talk shows and stuff like that, you eventually have to hit the cooking subject. Yeah, I'm down for it.

I like this. Brought lunch today. Yeah, me too. Cooking is always fun, whether it's from a professional or someone who has no idea what they're doing. because they might bring something new to the table or they might just do something normal, really, really wrong and funny. Goodness, we've got a professional over there, right?

I really don't enjoy cooking, but I think part of that's because I don't know what I'm doing. What I do enjoy is grilling. I've actually gotten pretty good at grilling, just steak primarily. Have you grilled anything else? No, just steak. Any corn? I've done some burgers.

I've grilled some burgers. No, I did chicken in, I guess, one time it seemed like it got burnt. Like, I'm just dialed on the steak. Like, I know exactly how long to leave it, and it just comes out perfect. It makes it way more fun because that's how it was it first, too. Like, throw a steak on, no idea how I'm going to cook it. And then once you start getting the idea of when to flip it, you're like, this is amazing. The thing is, like, every grill is different and, like, there's a lot of factors, really.

Are we doing habachi this weekend for your birthday, Mike? Mm-hmm. That's always fun. I am. If you guys want to come, that'd be awesome. Where are you doing it? At my house? In Fargo?

No. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll be there. Hell yeah. Who's cooking? Probably either me or tint. Yeah, you got to get tint on the... He's the meso tin.

Yeah, he'd do. He kills it. All right, I think we're ready. You're not going to do the cores a little better or what? I don't know how. You can't get in it and you can't get in there any better? This is just skin, bro. We're just eating the fucking skin.

I don't know what to do. We can just cook these cores. I think these are... I knew you'd say that. Doesn't want to waste the hot dogs. Once the skin it real quick. I need. some paper towels all right let's get these in the air fryer here ben try a little piece

i honestly i'm good dude yeah yeah have a little piece ken you don't need a dog oh can's gone not liver and onions liver for one is good for you for you but not taste wise taste like ass oh there we go hop these bad boys in might well throw the rest of them in i'll have a couple dogs dude nothing triggers mike like aaron is dirty dirty business with the hot dogs yeah or burning the house down he didn't like that. Yeah, he doesn't like that. God, it just makes me not want to eat them when I see you just handling them with your hands, Ryan. I'm just, yeah, I don't know how much I trust the air fry or as a cook. It's not like an oven. Well, as a German fall, but I am not surprised. Oh,

it's just making me uncomfortable looking at these hot dogs. Like, they're just stripped down. Naked and afraid, a chauffeur hot dogs that are on a plate in front of Mike. it's like that one movie remember that hot dog movie isn't it no it's it's uh what's that movie yeah what's what's the animated it's just sausage sausage sausage dude they're coming out with another one a sequel really yeah they just just throw them in or no yeah throw them in i just wanted then you can do it with your hand have you seen the like teasers no oh my god it's brutal i mean it's typical it's funny it's exactly like sasha's party but they're i think now like the food takes over and then like rain comes that's a real thing though you you make a movie so bad that

people start talking about how bad it is they're like oh my gosh like there's this movie tire that was on oh yeah there's like different oh my god have you ever seen that movie that's got to be that tire it's the worst movie i've ever seen you're like no that's tires oh this is like just about literally there's no talking it's just this fucking wheel the movie tire was like really bad yeah i thought you're talking about like sexy red music is so bad that you got to talk about sausage party so what is that doesn't apply to this but but like it's a real marketing i'm talking about you you're mad because i said i made the hot dot com no i'm mad you heard me no i'm not talking about like bad like in a bad way i'm talking about

sausage party is so naughty that you can't not talk about that's where i thought you were going but you're just bad that's that's another that's another form of it so like you can go different routes so like you could be just so outrageously like naughty like swearing every word but if you do something like that or if you just flat out make it so stupid that like people start talking about they're like have you fucking seen that that movie tire or hot dog fest or other sausage fest And then they're just like, those can't be, yeah. And then people are like, oh, I hear this movie's terrible. I actually, I need to see why it's so bad.

And then they start watching it. Like, it's kind of a form of marketing for sure. Some to it for sure. I mean, it's just down to the beginning of it. You just start with a terrible movie. Or maybe who knows, they just make the movie and they get done. They have it all chopped up and edit. And they're like, this is fucking terrible.

What are we going to do? We got all this money into it. How are we going to make people watch this thing? Oh, we should pretend like we tried to make it bad. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, one or the other, I mean, that's part of the play, though. People sit there and they're like, I wonder if they tried to make it this bad or if this was, who was this? What was the point of the tire movie?

I never watched it. It's just like this rubber, dude, and this is like tire, you know, literally just a tire, no rim, no wheel, nothing. Wow. And just like starts rolling off this, like, big stack of tires and it starts rolling around and killing people. Oh, it kills people. Yeah, if I'm not mistaken, but it was like in high school I watched it. my buddies were sitting there thinking it was so funny they're all stoned and they're like this is so funny i'm like this movie sucks they're like they thought it was funny

like no you got to understand it they thought it was funny that i didn't like it suddenly we kept watching it's like an hour and a half in i'm like all let's wrap this thing up might as well stick it out now they're like no we got to watch it again it's funnier the second time yeah it smells like hot dogs i know i don't smell anything are you serious maybe it's going this way it smells It smells like Teflon and hot. Yeah, it just smells like brand new air fry to me, which is kind of a gross smell.

Plastic-y, burny smell. Something is, like, smoke is coming out of that thing. Yeah. It's a little smoking. It's okay. We're making bacon, dude. Got a stick around there. Oh, shit.

They do like brand new out of the box. I don't know if anyone took everything off. I did. There's still some plastic in there, but that's fine. That's fine. That's the flavor, you know. Oh, they're looking. Plastic.

Delicious. Yeah, I mean, it looks like a bunch of cut-up hot. Hot dogs. Have you seen the videos on Instagram where they, it's like the tires and they come off a truck and then they like almost hit somebody, but then like just by pure luck, the person doesn't get hit? I have seen those and then I've also seen the ones where they do make contact and that's not as fun.

Well, that's the whole thing now. Do we talk about this where they put like a long AI generated definition of something and it like throws off the algorithm and it'll just be like a picture of someone dying? Yeah. Or a video of it. Yeah, it'll be like a video of like a guy in a paper. paraglider and then it like breaks and then he falls on video and then it'll be like thanks for asking the mercedes clx is this car and it's just a bunch of information why does someone want to

put that on the internet i don't know why does someone want to watch that i don't know yeah it's just but let alone put it on the internet videos people dying i just i could always go without a hundred percent of the time but yeah i saw a pretty wild one and then it was just the uh description of like the 2018 dodge ram and then it you know that's how it's like they're tricking Working it into making people have to see it. Like, it's kind of just a, obviously, a fucked up thing to do in your head. Yeah, it is a little messed up. That goes back to what we were saying about the internet earlier.

Like, you start getting exposed to all these things, and it just desensitizes you or it screws you up. Next thing you know, you're addicted to corn. Maybe another minute or two. All right. You guys like your baking crispy? Yeah. Yeah.

All I know is I trust a man grilling in jeans shorts. George Summer. Whatever you say. And hot dogs are hot. topic. I know this podcast. I know. I kind of, I wanted it to be ready. Yes, or last week. when we start talking about hot dogs again. And I don't want to bring it up for two weeks in a row. I know. I'm not saying this is bad at all. I'm just like laughing. I'm like, man, it's amazing how much content we have off hot dogs. So much. And I and I somehow am the one talking about them the least. It's because you're busy, you don't have in your mouth.

That's funny. That's a good job. You don't like to make business and pleasure, but. Well, I do. That's why I work at C-Boys TV. All right. I think the hot dog bacon is ready. Does it, did it curl up like it did on it? Let me see it. I'll give it a try.

Wow. It does look like bacon. Wow, they really, there's not much left here. Does I look in the other way and someone ate some of that here when it was cooking? Well, you know how bacon works. It felt like it was full. You put it in bag. There's like three things in that.

I thought. I thought the same thing. You don't just split this. You put a lot of bacon in the pan and not that much comes out. This looks phenomenal. When you go on a first date and the girl asked, Oh, do you know how to cook? Yeah, I'm really good at making homemade bacon.

It kind of tastes like bacon. Okay, I'm doing it. This is the budget bacon. This is 100% budget bacon. This is like the equivalent of making nachos in the microwave. And when I say nachos, I just mean tortilla chips with cheese microwaved on them. That's like the equivalent. It just tastes like really chewy bacon, I think.

It just tastes like a hot dog skin to me. Bro, I could eat that for breakfast. I mean, obviously, I think it's good, obviously, but it's good. It takes a little effort. I don't know. You guys have cooked bacon before on a pan. A lot of grease everywhere, you know, and if it's not, you know, if it's your oven or it's if it's your oven or whoever it is,

like a lot of grease everywhere. And that's what I've always hated about bacon. I suppose you can cook bacon in the air fire too, huh? Come on back for seconds. Ooh. Oh, he's just eating the dog. Is that a raw dog? He's just eaten a raw dog.

He's a raw dog. Is that the cooked one? He's eating the dog core. Is that the cooked one? Just the raw one. I mean, it's, it's a skin dog. Okay. So it was the one that was in there, Fryer.

Yeah. I'm going to need some more of that. Well, that was fun. Now you got a nice new meal that you can make on the weekends, Mike. Now we know it's good. Yep. Definitely going to be running that one back. I liked it.

Yeah. Interesting, man. So that was a trend on TikTok. Yeah. And then, yeah, and so many people thought it was so insane. And I'm like, well, I mean, it really is just cutting a hot dog up and cooking it versus. Yeah. You ever had peeled grapes?

No. Shit's the bomb. So really. It's so good. What? Yeah, I forget where it was in like some sort of fancy fruit salad or something. That's insane. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm sure there's a machine that does it, but you just got to grab it and like peel it. It takes a long time, but it's been a while since I've eaten grapes. I did it. It's kind of like a kid food. Grapes are good. Unless they have seeds. Yeah, I was just going to say, then when I found out that seeded grapes existed, I'm like, why would you ever? So you have to spit the seeds out?

Yeah. Interesting. Why would you ever? My favorite fruit is a banana. Throw some peanut butter on it. It's good. It's because of the shape. That's why I love a hot dog so much.

Really? I haven't really thought about that, but it is possible. We're not going down this road again. We're not going down this road again. It's not raining today. What's your favorite food, Ken? Fruit, sorry. Probably apple.

Really? You're just saying that, Ken? I've never seen you eat an apple. They're always gone. Ken. You just didn't want to say banana because we thought maybe we'd think it was gay. You already said banana. Oh, what?

You can't have the same two banana lovers in one house? Yeah, that would be a little. a little concerning it. I'm glad it's an apple. Hopefully that's true. What's your favorite, Ryan? Oh, raspberries. Really? Yeah. The vast, dude. How about you, Ben? Watermelon, been housing a lot of it lately. Watermelon is good. Watermel is a close second. I think watermelon is my least favorite fruit. Really? It tastes like nothing. Just tastes like a tarted water. I've tried. You guys are, you know, a lot of people. Tarted water. That's what is, like, like, tart water, you know? Like, it's just like tastes like something's wrong. It's, dude, people have tried. over my whole life.

Is it because you're worried? Is it because you're worried that there's going to be a watermelon grown in your belly? Slightly, but it just doesn't taste good to me. It just doesn't taste good. At least favorite fruit. All right. Ben loves it. Yeah.

Everyone can have a wrong opinion. No, I'm not saying it's wrong. I just don't like it, yeah. Oh, it's fine. No, he's saying your opinion is wrong. Oh. All right. Well, anyway, I want you guys two cousins fighting over some fruit.

I was thinking about this the other day, kind of random. But one of the most inflated things, in the last couple years is houses, right? Houses in 2010. Especially bouncy houses. I'm not in the market, but I'm sure they have to. Shut your mouth over there. Nobody would know more about bouncy price inflation than Mike.

He was looking at getting one. Have you purchased or are you in the market? Yeah, they've gotten up so much. Talking with Grandpa over at Games to Go. Oh, really? They've gone up a lot. I mean, obviously it's an investment buying one, renting it out and whatever,

you looking to get a personal bouncy house in the backyard. Yeah. That'd be fucking sick actually. DJ and Kenwin let me. I mean, he did buy the floating inflatable thing for the water. That's close enough. That's still sitting out in the field.

That was pretty cool. That was fun while it lasted. That was. I ain't got time for that. All right. Go on. Anyway, so I was thinking about this,

right, that houses have quadrupled in value. And I feel like it's price, not value. Yeah, price. Sorry. I feel like it's really the golden.

No, I appreciate that. This is comedy education. Mike is like a real-time auto-correcter on your phone. Correcting it in the way you don't want it to. You try saying, he corrects it to duck. Yeah,

that is the best way to put Mike. No, because like I just corrected Ryan like 100% legitimately and I wasn't, and then he's like, no, actually. Yeah, I know, but it's when we're saying something,

and you go, no. And then you correct us every fucking time. Every time, dude. Every time. Literally, I don't even let you guys. talk around here. It's mostly when they're trying to tell a lie for a story. And then you're just like,

no. Thank you, Ken. Thank you. Yeah, thank you, Ken, for clarifying tell a lie. Some call it a lie. Others call it an exaggeration for entertainment purposes. Depends which end you're on. And Mike, you never seem to be on either end. You just put yourself in the middle and cause a problem. Ever? That's a lie. All right, carry on around by your house prices. Well, anyway, what I was going to say about, but I feel like we're so sideways now. But it was going to be about relitter commission rates. That's got to be the most gravy job. It's got to be a realtor.

Except you got to sell one. I've always thought that. That's true. But think about it. Being a relitter for five years ago, you would make, they're still making the same percent on every house. But now you're making three and a half percent off of like literally $75,000 plus more.

Yeah. In like in town, you know? I agree with what you're saying, but also everything. has gone up with the housing. It's like everything is more expensive. Like people are getting paid like 20 bucks an hour to work at McDonald's. That is interesting. It is funny too.

Like there's so many realtors in this area and they're all just trying to sell like the same houses. I was always so curious why they're like, thank you. Thank you so much for like whenever like we buy anything. I'm like, yeah, whatever. But it's because they're getting like a freaking huge chunk of change most of time when it's an expensive thing. Like if you were selling a million dollar house, what are you getting?

Well, it depends if you're. double dip in. So if you're selling to the buyer and like the person buying that you brought in, yeah, it's 6%. Like you're making 60. But if you're just selling it that it's 60 racks on a million dollar house. And that's exactly to your point, why it seems amazing. So you can get lucky as a realtor. You can get like, dude, this million dollar house came up. That's how they feel when we come walking around. I got the spot to be able to sell the house. And then obviously if like, let's say a buyer came around the next week that you're like, I got really lucky. But getting paid really good. at McDonald's like you can't get lucky yeah you know it's true you can't

well i mean that into more than it is yeah if you're trying to compare it i just that's kind of what i'm saying is like everything's gone up but still realtors yeah and i don't get unlucky though and have the knucket to shaft it yeah there's also like that there's the house they sell in a week and yeah you can bang that out and there's also the house that sits to the market for four years and you're still trying that's true 100% i don't want it to be misconstrued that i think Realting is easy or it's a gravy gig, anything like that because I know many of them and I know how much work goes into it and I tried to buy a house once without a realtor and it was a fucking shit show. Yes, it's very difficult to do all the things. So they do a good job and they have

a very good thing. So I don't want to get that misconstrued. I'm just saying it's a pretty good job because their wages have inflated so much. Like if the houses go up, your wages also get to go up. So that's kind of cool. It's a good point. I'd just be focusing on some rich-ass homes. I'd be like trying to sell big buildings and everything. So the issue with that, though, is like the game of real estate or even when you're like selling a house is like you got a guy.

So like everyone's got a guy. I'd be hanging out at the country club. So yeah, I mean, it's getting your foot in the door with somebody who doesn't have a guy. But if they don't have a guy, they're probably not doing big deals or buying nice. things so you're going to be making a lot less money if you're selling like a two hundred thousand dollar home you know you're still banking a good commission but not as much if it was a two million dollar home where you could be like damn i don't have to do much for in the next three months yeah so like that's that's the problem with that is i believe that it's like a

kind of who you know situation but yeah it is interesting like there's so many homes in this area so like we live in like a uh like a lake home area a lot of the people um don't actually live here So a lot of times they have like disposable income that they'll spend on on these lake homes. It is insane to me how all of these homes around here are listed by like the same three people. Yeah. Like they got like a monopoly on it. Dude, it is wild. Yeah.

And I'm always like, I wonder what you'd have to do to like get in there and get one of these homes. But I'd imagine when people are like, oh, I'm selling a $2 million home. I want it sold quick. I'm probably going to go to the person that sells all the $2 million homes. Yeah. Because they got the connections to selling. Yeah. The other thing though is like, and I'm not trying to take away.

from realtors but like you just pull your house up on zillow most people that are looking for a house is going to see it nowadays right you got to wonder yes like if a house popped up on the lake that was nice and the owners put it on zillow and it was priced right but then you got to show it you know you got to be available like there's you got to take good pictures of it which for us would be easy because we're familiar with the camera but like i there was one down the road that went up for sale by owner and i was intrigued so i called me to check it out never called me back eventually got through to him and he's like I can send you pictures maybe next week like he was an old timer and I was like dude maybe next you should have just paid the money to have the

realtor because you are not doing a great job still for sale I think a lot of times like that too is a realtor is going to tell you that they're going to sell it for more than than you would yeah so like that's probably true so the commission is going to just be you know you won't even notice it yeah that is true and that that's powerful thing for for them and for other people doing deals If you can get so much more and then you take off the top, then, like, everybody's happy. But it's, like, a lot of things, I'm totally cool outsourcing stuff until it is just, like, too much. I don't know what too much is, but, you know, it's like, I need the help. I want to pay you for that and then something to do a good job.

But, like, if it's just like, oh, you're making, yeah, $60,000 on this deal, like, but you only did $10,000 worth of work. That's part of life. You can also negotiate a lower rate. I haven't heard it quite as much with like residential properties but like when you're buying commercial properties like that's very common part of the negotiation that makes sense because I mean if you're buying like a apartment complex or something like that like the rate's going to be a lot lower switching gears a little bit I was uh driving our truck and I'd actually hopped out of out of my car or out of giveaway R8 into our company truck the big Ford and I was like damn

these vehicles are so different but yet they're kind of at like a peak performance of their class, right? Like, we've got the F-250 diesel, and then you got the R8, which is a sports car. And I was thinking they should start putting sports car technology into these diesels. How so? For one, the valetronic exhaust, like right from the factory,

you should be able to, like, flip a button and make your, like, diesel truck just a little bit louder. And then when you want to, you know, you tone it down. Obviously, the aftermarket world takes care of this. I was happy they did that. in the Broncos. Oh, yeah, exactly. I mean, it's nice.

It's extending into SUVs and stuff like that now. But I think they got to start putting it in diesel trucks, magnetic ride control, like, or something of the sort, you know? I'm sure they can do with airbags. But, like, you know, in the R-Aid or, like, Ben's car, you stiffen up the suspension. So it goes, they should put that technology in freaking the big trucks. So you ride smooth when you're not towing, then you pump up the things.

I agree. Yep. But I was like, they could make these things way more sports carrie. I'm sure they could. and I'm not trying to be a devil's advocate here. I'm sure they could. They're already so expensive. You drop 10, 10 grand on a truck now.

It's like you start putting that shit in. What's it going to cost? 150? Exactly. They'll probably work towards it, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure they will, especially with inflation,

but there's got to be a group of people out there that are willing to just buy the nicest, most expensive one with the most features. Dude, I feel like they've just been testing that for the last, however many years, they're like, fuck it, dude,

I bet if we put massage, seats in this thing some idiot would buy it and then now a ton of idiots buy it and then they're like what else can we put in this thing dude most of the guys driving diesel trucks are like the richest dudes you know like well yeah they're not they're ripping around an r8 or whatever just because they're working freaking working yeah but like a lot of really wealthy guys just dig at a new just top of line truck every year and it is and those are the same guys that uh obviously trucks are modified all the time big truck do whatever build your truck But I've heard so many guys that are just like, oh, yeah, I mean, I just keep her stock, keeper stock.

But if you have 30,000 bells and whistles on it, stock, they're already so dialed now. Yeah. Then they're happy. I feel like just one company out there. Maybe GMC has this, but just one company should hire somebody from a wheel designer brand and make good wheels for their truck. Yeah. Dude, like our F-250 had just the ugliest wheels on it. And there wasn't many things that we didn't select in it, you know?

Like, how are they not putting good-looking wheels on cars these days? And our wheels look a lot better than Marks. Our friend Mark. Yeah. But it was the same exact truck, but just a different wheel. Even uglier wheel. Yeah. It seems like every wheel pattern has almost been done, though.

Like when you start shopping for wheels, a lot of these manufacturers have damn near the same design. Yep. Like, they need to bring back spinners or something. Like, that'd be sick. That's what Evan needs, spinners on his dog. That'd be so sick. They had a couple Camino's at the car show. Really?

Yeah. Were they docked out Camino? They were not. They were Lord. One guy did have a Harley in the back, though. That was pretty sick. I have no idea how he got that thing up in there. Full bagger Harley.

Really? Yeah. Ramp? I mean, I'm assuming he did. It was just sitting in there at the time. But, yeah. Camino culture's back, dude. I kind of want to get a car that's on hydraulics, though.

Oh, dude. I think that would be the next. I've been looking, dude. They're expensive. Yeah, they're expensive because the fact that you can jump the car off the ground. Yeah. How much are they? I mean,

for like the base ones that don't even have the where you can jump. Because obviously there's like you can tweak it and stuff like that. And then the ones to bounce, I mean, our 60, 80 grand for basically a car that we would just bounce around with. Could you get one for like 15? Yeah. Then it would maybe like be able to go up. And it would be the 15,000. version of something that should be 60 grand.

Roll around on three wheels and shit. Okay, that'd still be cool. That would be cool. Put bigger batteries on it, though, and do it fast enough, would it bounce? Yeah. Maybe. I don't really know that works. It's amazing how many different car communities there are.

You got the donks. You got the hydraulic bouncing. You got freaking... Stance. Stock Corvette people. Yeah, stock Corvette people, of course. That is... There's so many, the Carolina Squat.

What did somebody say? say the South Carolina squad. That's what Gavin called it when it was front. That was freaking funny. Yeah, lots of... The Tesla guys. Dude, they just came out with like an electric boat, wakeboat now. There's no way those things are going very far, right?

Dude, I don't know. It said you can drive at a slow pace for like 20 hours. What do you think about that, Ken? I checked it out and it was pretty sweet. As a battery guy, though, you said, like avoid water at all cost. In that, though, it's like water plus battery equals fire. Well, that's like something they, I would hope that they designed into it where everything's got to be seen. And you're telling me that cyber trucks aren't able to drive through water, like with a rain?

When the rain is fine, but like if you submerge a battery in water, like there's breather vents and you have to like put it in a special mode. Otherwise, a battery can fill with water and it shorts out. Is that common? There's videos of people that they drive in the boat ramp too far and then the car floats away and then it starts on fire. Oh, that's super funny. The car floats away? No, it starts on fire, though. After it floats away.

Find a video of that. That would be fun to see. I love that. I follow this page on Instagram called the qualified captain. Now going to like Florida and stuff like that. Like being on the lake, there's boating etiquette and boating knowledge. But dude, you go down to Florida, that shit is cutthroat. Yeah.

Like they, the people down there know what's going on. And if you don't, you better be prepared to end up on this Instagram page getting made fun of. And they do a great job advocating for a lot of safety issues. But they always do that. or like basically what you do is you take a car that's too light maybe just a rear wheel drive truck you put the boat on the back right starts lifting up the rear truck starts sliding in it just hits the water and then the ramps there are very deep because they have such big boats and then before you know it your truck is underwater and your boat's floating it happens all the time the coolers everything in the truck floats up yeah that's what we initially wanted when we did the for the ranger back before it was come and swapped was that for the boat to pull it all the way into the water. Like, we were, like, cool with that, but then it just stopped because, like,

I don't know, the boat just, like, slowed it down. Holy shit, it's fire underwater. Wait, is this a cyber truck? No, it's a Model X. Whoa, that is so weird. It's on fire in there. Butterfly door is up. Fire.

So it's not floating. Definitely. How did he? They, like, backed into the boat ramp too far, and then, like, the whole car filled with water, and then, you know, they don't have traction to get back out. It's a very odd fire.

It's crazy. Like it's just kind of on fire on like the top of the door. That is bizarre. Look at the buggler. Like what's making it bubble like that? The batteries are like, it's thermal runaways. The batteries are just on fire. It's just causing the next battery to start on fire.

Dude, that's insane. You can have a fire underwater. Never thought of that. It doesn't need oxygen. So how common is that? Like if you were to fully submerge it, obviously. I mean, it's like any flood car you don't want to buy that because I'm going to find a video of

I haven't seen that screen I haven't either That was interesting And it gave me PTSD seeing that Oh really? What screen was it? I missed it The ship station for all the orders

It was always kind of fun Not fun but like You know, you're just chipping away at it But obviously it was not even close to the scale Ken's doing this at a lot higher stress Yeah Professional ship stationing It'd be kind of fun to do

BoatRamp watching down in Florida. I feel like you've got it. I feel like you could really get rowdy people then. You know, there's certain situations, though, where people are so good at, like, backing. Like, you know, if there's a fishing tournament, like, you know all these guys are going to be dialed, putting their boat in and out. Okay, so you know how, like, we build some crazy stuff on this channel? Yeah. Like, a lot of crazy stuff. Maybe not the craziest, but, you know, and we've seen a lot on social media. But, like, dude, you know, and you come across something and you just actually have no.

idea what is going on. These guys are crazy. What the heck am I looking at? Pulled right in front of that guy. I already know it's in India. Do they just set out to build the weirdest thing

ever, ever, ever, ever? Dude, you ever seen them with the tall handlebars? Like the chopper bars? Like, these guys just are building the craziest shit. I bet they would love our videos. That's what I kind of thought. That's what I was going, like just contraptions. But look at these handlebars. Dude.

They're almost hitting the freaking telephone wires above them. That's huge. Semi sharp. That's so crazy. Put it way over there. Go to some of their other stuff. Are these guys like they're building them?

Dude, it just... Valid, stank, it blurs. Makes no sense. I love this, dude. I love how they have these, like... 18 million views. What's up with all the wheel rollers there? Yeah, what is that?

What is that? That's so funny. Is that powering it? People probably look at like half the things that we build. Like, what even is this? We need to hire these guys. Yeah, no kidding. Think they want to come to America.

We hire them. They come on. They don't know to speak a lick of English, but Big Rengen and Gavin have to work with them all day. No, no, no, no, no, no, 46 tires. They look like they don't measure anything. They just weld. I love that.

Dude, they got drone shots. It actually looks kind of pretty over there. I feel like you never see the country as in the rural areas of these. Yeah, you normally like that's what I put. Imagine if we went there and did like a video with them. We should. Dude, India's really got like a motorsports community. Like they do those really fast canoes.

Yeah, the boat. And they have, I, I mean, we maybe showed. this on one other podcast i think but they have like they're they're tricked out like rice like rice combines or whatever they are oh yeah it's the weirdest weirdest scene ever but yeah they like harvest rice and they like trick their rice machines out like with LEDs and they literally rice them out yeah yeah literally rice out the rice it's the weirdest thing did rich show you guys videos of of all the mopeds when he was over in india yes it was the wildest thing just seeing all those things just rolling around everywhere and like they can get like four or

people on these little tiny mopeds. We got to go experience that for a video. Ken? I think we just sent Ken. Your GoPro's calling. Maybe get an iPhone 4, just make sure it's like... Really shitty. For a while, I got on like crawfish TikTok or Instagram where I was just constantly

getting recommended crawfishing videos. So there's this, yeah, there's this guy that kind of just became a legend, I think, in the crawfish world. Or he's got a company, but he always makes like reels that I get recommended. So that's the only, maybe, maybe there's many of them, but I only get recommended this guys. We got to go and do it. I think it'd be a great. Crawfishing?

Yeah. Let's do it. Let me see what the guy's name is. I know we'd also on the same thing. We talked about noodling. And apparently, when you go noodling for the catfish, people get bit by snapping turtles. Because, like, snapping turtles and catfish live in the same zone. So I'm really.

Yeah, I'm a little bit weary of doing that noodling now. You lose a finger or what's like? The consequences. I mean, it depends, but in the case of this one, it's more like losing a freaking arm. Jeez, Luis. There's that really good looking girl on Instagram that Hannah Barron likes to do the noodle. All right, this guy, Louisiana crawfish company. Not a paid sponsorship.

No, dude, he just, God, he makes crawfish and looks so fun. I can't imagine that it's a fun job to do, but like I've spent like an hour just watching these videos being like, man, after my YouTube stint, maybe I'll go be a crawfish. farmer people eat these right yeah crawfish yeah it's not it's a lot of work though so the thing about it is you know when you sit down and you eat like crab legs right yeah you have like three crab legs and they're probably good but with these crawfish like you're you're putting in a whole shift just to have like a decent meal geez and i kind of love that you know like you got a i think it's like a southern thing obviously like Louisiana kind of showing you know our midwest is showing we're like how do you even eat them no i figured i figured that's i eat them like just like a crab

but, like, I mean, crab's amazing, but you don't get much food for what it is, so I can only imagine. If you're in Florida and you're doing it, you don't. It's like you're doing so much work

to get a little bit of meat, but if you go to one of the restaurants around here and get king crab legs. Yeah, because they're just like a half pound leg. So why are they bigger here? I don't know. It's Alaskin king crab,

but down there they have more like just a different kind of crab, so they're a lot smaller. But, dude, I'm not kidding you. It's so fucking good. I've been having crab like once a week. If there's any three guys I could sit on a podcast with, they're like more crab more than you guys, I'd be very surprised.

Well, dude, yeah, last time we were in Florida, I think we hit crab like every night. Yeah, every night. And we were there for like five nights. So, it was a lot. A lot of crab. Yeah, it's a lot of crab. So fire, though.

All this talk is making me hungry. And all I've eaten today is that hot dog bacon. And it's as good as it was. I just could use some more of that. Wasn't that feeling. So, Mike, we'll leave the air fryer set up for her. You can cook some hot dog bacon. We got a bunch of new stuff.

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