Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Millennial Farmer Makes More Money On YouTube Than Farming
Episode Date: February 27, 2024In Today's Podcast we are joined by The Millennial Farmer Zach Johnson, He's a 5th Generation farmer who became viral online filming his day to day activities on the farm. We talked about farming, You...tube, racing together against Cleetus Mcfarland, the high cost of starting and running a farm, losing over 100k in just one year, trespassers on his property and being the Bob Ross of farming. Zach is more than "just" a farmer, lots of good laughs and an interesting conversation here hope yall enjoy. Follow Zach https://www.youtube.com/@MillennialFarmer Instagram @MnMillennialFarmer (personal Favorite) Tik Tok @Millennialfarmer Download the Zocdoc app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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What's up, guys. Welcome back to the Life Wide Open podcast. We got a great episode for you today.
We have our friend, a fellow Minnesotaan YouTuber, Zach, the millennial farmer. He lives just down
the road from us. There's not many YouTubers around in Minnesota, so we were pretty pumped to
finally get to meet. Zach is a fifth generation farmer that picked up a camera and started
filming his daily life and blew up on YouTube. Million subscribers. He is over a million subscribers.
Yeah, it's crazy. So he runs through just his story on how all that happened and how much his life
has changed from just the fame aspect.
People are showing up to his house now.
The money aspect.
The money aspect.
Being a farmer, being a YouTuber and a farmer.
Yep.
He answers the question, if he's making more money, being a farmer, being a YouTuber,
the issues that come with being a YouTube farmer and really just being a farmer in general.
And also getting a lot of hate from the farming community.
So it's a great story.
Let's get into it, guys.
Dude, this has been a long time coming.
A horrible day.
It was.
Man.
We felt so bad, too, because.
I think some people came from, like, Iowa or something like that.
They came from, like, Green Bay Area.
Dude, it was a blizzard, and it was 20 below.
And the plan was to be outside the entire day.
Yeah, it wasn't like a normal blizzard.
It was awful.
Yeah, it was terrible.
Yeah, we felt like kind of babies being like, oh, we can't make it.
But I actually don't know if we would have made it there even.
I'm not sure that you would have.
The other people were only there because they stayed in Alexandria the night before.
Okay, yeah.
I think the highway was closed between here and there.
And we're pretty good about filming in blizzards and nasty conditions.
I mean, that's half the year we spend it like that.
So we just literally couldn't make it.
No, we went 200 feet from my house and I didn't even want to go out there.
Yeah, it was horrible.
I don't know why we picked to live in Minnesota, I guess.
It's terrible, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, isn't it terrible filming when it's like negative, like 20?
Your fingers don't work.
Yeah.
Like all the little buttons on the cameras?
Yep.
Then you have to pull your gloves off and, yeah, it's tough.
Yeah.
It's the worst.
Well, guys, this has been a long time coming.
A lot of people think that we're the only YouTubers from Minnesota.
you'd be wrong there's one more there's one more uh we got millennial millennial farmer sitting next to us
on the podcast zach man it's been a long time coming thanks for coming yeah it's been been a while i mean
we're a whole hour and a half down the road so it's hard to get together yeah you would you would
think uh but we've been trying to do this for what two years now yeah probably it's like you got
busy schedule it's like you're working two jobs well same way with i mean you guys are you're gone
all the time. Even just trying to get this coordinated, like we canceled a couple of months ago
again, which you guys have a lot going on too. See, mine's easier because I just film what I do every
day. You guys have to keep coming up with bigger and bigger ideas all the time. We do. We're
on the road a lot too, especially in the winter. Like you said, you know, it's tough to film
around here. You know how that goes. Right. And so, yeah, we hit the road and we travel quite a bit,
especially these months. Especially when there's no snow. I think you really got to come up with stuff.
Yeah, I mean, there's positive side to that and also like the negative.
We were planning on snow, so it made it hard.
We had to scratch a lot of our plans, you know,
and then try to come up with stuff on shorter notice
because we're normally pretty planned out,
just that way we can have these contraptions built or, you know,
the materials to build them.
So, yeah, it did throw us for a little bit of a loop,
but I'm not like hating on it, not having snow.
It just sucks not being able to snowmobile around here, but.
Yeah.
Is that good for you?
No, snow season?
I mean, no, not really.
But I don't think it's terrible this year because,
there's not any frost really either.
So I think when it, I mean, I would expect that it's going to start raining and snowing at some point because March and April always does.
So I think it's going to go more in the ground instead of washing over the top because we just don't have that frost there holding it up.
So is that worse because it soaks in?
No, I'm going with it's better because it's going to replenish some of the moisture underneath because we've been dry for a couple of years now.
So there's just not a lot of subsoil moisture underneath.
And then you'll get one of those really great videos where you get the tractor stuck up to the top of the tree.
tracks. Yeah. And it takes three weeks to get out. Yeah, but that's the silver lining is you get some
videos out of that. Right. I was going to ask that because my grandpa was a farmer and so I would
spend some harvest time with them, right? And it seemed like things would go wrong all the time.
Every day. Because they're just complicated machines that are always breaking. So there is a bit of
a silver lining for you. Like, do you feel that way? You're like, when something breaks,
you're like, okay, this sucks because I have to fix it. Right. It is ridiculous that way because there can be
things that happen where it's yeah it does it sucks like it shuts everything down it's
annoying as hell but you're like well i like today's video is not going to be boring yeah exactly
at least i got a title you got a good thumbnail whereas for any other farmer is just completely all
negative yeah right it's just more work yeah um so what do you all farm then right now it's just
corn and soybeans okay so we just we just like this standard boring grain farm of corn and soybeans
right now. We had livestock when I was younger.
Dad had cattle and hogs out there, and we've had, we did that, we had 100 acres of wheat
last year. My dad is 65 years old. He had never grown wheat. So we had our first 100 acres of
wheat last year. And then, like I say, we had the cattle and hogs. We had a lot of kidney
beans when I was younger. So it changes a little bit, but right now just corn and soybeans.
So you've been farming your whole life? Yeah. You're a fifth generation? Sixth, actually.
Six now. Yeah. Holy smokes. So did you have a passion?
for like, you know, filmmaking or making videos or how did,
how did you go from being a farmer to now a farmer and YouTuber?
It's the total opposite.
Like, I don't know what I'm doing with the camera that I use.
You really don't need to.
No, you really don't.
I've tell people that all the time.
You don't have to get overly fancy.
I mean, if you've got it and you want to do it that way, fine, but I don't.
Yeah.
I just want to, you know, pull it out of my coat pocket.
When I need the clip, I can hit the button and take the clip.
So are you doing iPhone or?
No, I use a, it's a Canon phone.
G7X for the camera guys, I guess.
It's like a thick cell phone.
It fits in my coat pocket.
I mean, it would have to, or else I've tried, like,
Gopros are just super glitchy.
Yeah, they're just driving nuts.
The audio's not good, so then you need, like, a different microphone on it,
and then it gets annoying to carry around.
So I use the Canon, which is like $800 now, I think,
and I wreck a lot of them.
Oh, so do we.
It's bad.
It's just a cost of doing business.
That's what we say.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is what.
it is. So how'd you start that? Yeah. Like how the video start? I started it because I was seeing a lot
of stuff out there about farming that wasn't like they didn't have the whole truth like stuff online about
like GMOs. That was a big one. It's not as talked about anymore, but genetically modified seed,
drain tile, you know, being bad for the environment, irrigation, the way people treat livestock,
like spraying pesticides and stuff. And what I wanted to do was figure out a way to like talk about
that stuff, but not in a defensive way, just be actually transparent about it and, like,
you know, show when we do that stuff.
Yeah, this is why we use those things and this is what we know about it.
Just because it seemed like people had a little bit of the idea there, but they didn't
really know the full truth.
I mean, yeah, we do spray pesticides.
And yeah, there are advantages and disadvantages to some of the practices that we use.
But overall, we're doing a pretty good job.
Yeah.
We eat the food too, right?
So that was kind of why I started it.
and then it just, like, it started as my goofy little hobby.
I had to use YouTube to figure out how to start a YouTube channel.
Yep, same.
I had to use YouTube to figure out how to edit a video.
Yep.
I mean, I used YouTube for everything, and then it just started snowballing.
And one fall, we had a couple videos that took off,
and it just motivated me to keep making more and more videos.
And then my wife was really the one that turned me on to it, like,
hey, this is, seems like, like I think this might be a legit thing.
We should maybe push this a little more.
And then from there, it just...
And what year was that exactly, like, would you say?
I started it in the spring of 16.
Okay.
So it's been almost eight years now.
Wow.
And it took off, I think it was fall of 17,
was when it started to take off and we started getting more motivated about it.
And like a year later, fall of 18, it really...
Jumped up.
You were a full-blown YouTuber.
Yeah, I guess so.
What do you call yourself a YouTuber or a farmer?
Or a farmer YouTuber?
Yeah, when people ask, like, what do you do for a little?
living. I always say I don't really, I mean, if a normal, if a normal person,
if somebody asks that doesn't know I'm a YouTuber, yeah, I just say I'm a farmer.
Yeah, that makes more sense. I don't try to. I agree. Yeah, so much. That's way easier.
Yeah, like your, your average Joe Schmoe that's 60 years old isn't going to get it.
I make tractor videos too. What's a farmer? You're like, oh, man, I really can't explain my second
job. So, yeah, to most people, I just say that I'm a farmer. Yeah. For the most part, but it's kind of
the joke now around the farm that, like, I have to farm now, so I have something to YouTube.
So you have that. Yeah. Yeah, what does everyone else think about that? That's like, you know,
been a part of the family farm operations and then next thing you know, you're walking around
filming their ass and you're, yeah, they're like, hold on now. I don't know if I signed up for this.
It took like two years before I would film anything with anybody else around and people were
starting to ask like, what, how come, how come you never show us the other guys running the
tractor? Are you the only guy out here doing this? Or like,
why don't you show us anything else, you know?
Because I didn't want to stick the camera on everybody's face.
It's a comfortable thing to do.
Very, yeah.
It's uncomfortable for them and the guy running the camera.
Yeah.
Right?
So, like, dad knew that I was doing it.
None of the other guys did.
And we don't have a bunch of guys full time.
It's just dad and I.
But we have seasonal guys that help us out in the spring and fall when it's the
busiest and my content is the best.
Right.
But, yeah, it took a while.
I actually think, so Jim would be like the next guy that works for us the most.
I'm pretty sure he found out from his grandkids
that I was making YouTube videos.
You're on YouTube and he's like, what?
I saw you on YouTube.
Yeah, I think it was exactly like that.
That is so funny.
And then it took me a while to really get comfortable,
like letting him know when I did and didn't have the camera.
And then there was a, it's probably,
it's one of my most popular videos,
but he got stuck with the tractor, like bad stuck.
Okay.
And I had to jump in it.
We hooked it up to pull it out and I jumped in it
and I knew like I need this.
clip. And it's going to be so much better from outside. So I turned the camera on and I gave it to
him like, Jim, I know you're going to hate this, but you got to hold the camera. Oh, God, you know,
just typical old guy complaining about the camera. And then when we edited the video, like he
was talking to the camera the whole time, he was getting off on it. He loved it. So from there on,
I'm like, all right, Jim is all in. Yeah, you're in. It doesn't bother him a bit. And then people
watching the videos are like pretty stoked because there's another customer. There's another
There's another character personality to watch you.
Yeah, you need characters in the story.
I was just watching a video and I think it was you, your son, Onix, was you walked in the door and he's like working on getting something out of his shirt and he goes, turn that damn thing off.
He's probably the most uncomfortable with it.
You're working into it.
I think so. He'll get there.
I guess this is tough.
Do like kids say anything to you at school?
Not really.
I guess because like I was already at the age where like I already had my buddy and I already.
he knew them before the YouTube took up.
I feel like it would be definitely different if, like,
I was, like, a kindergartener and then grew up from there with it.
But I don't know.
I kind of just had my group in my buddies.
Does it help you, like, getting some street cred being that you're on, you know,
you do know?
No, not usually.
Okay.
So it doesn't help with the chicks?
No, no.
Maybe being on the Seaboy's podcast, though.
I don't know, man.
Maybe.
I hope so.
Not with the chick part, though.
Okay.
Yeah, maybe not.
How do you go?
every day and try to keep it interesting.
Like, do you ever struggle with that?
You're like, dang, I, for the last couple years, have done this same thing.
Like, how do you go through and try to structure a video so it can be fun to watch?
Do you have, like, a method to that madness?
No, but I have that thought all the time.
I've been saying that to my wife for three or four years now.
It's like, I feel like a lot of days I'm making the same video.
She's like, yeah, but, you know, half million people will watch it, so I keep making it.
And she's right.
I mean, it is, you know, some of them are pretty similar.
Some of them are not, but I think people just like to see the process of like year
round beginning to end.
Yeah.
Like, how's the crop doing?
I think they just like to see the documentation of it.
It's so much different than you guys where you got to come up with, like, you've got to
have these ideas ahead of time, right?
You guys are fabricating stuff and coming up with all kinds of ideas and really planning
ahead where I'm just documenting the process of what we're doing on the farm.
Does it make your day longer?
like does it take you more time to do things
because you're setting up with the camera and filming it?
Sometimes, but I try as hard as I can
to make sure to prevent that.
You know, that's why I use the camera that I use
that fits in my coat pocket and everything
so I don't have to throw it out set stuff up.
Yeah, man, I'm pretty envious to you.
You get to do a process that like
makes a product that is valuable
and then also film it.
Whereas like our filming process
typically ends up with like
something that's just completely invalid.
valuable, you know, it's just worth nothing. You know, like you get, you're like almost double
dipping. Well, I definitely are. I, yeah, I guess so. But I feel like there's also probably,
and I don't know that for sure yet, but I feel like your guys has more longevity to it.
Oh, wow. I feel, you might be the first person that's ever said that.
No, because you guys, like I say, you put all the planning into it and you're fabricate and you
got all these ideas, like you can jump around and do different stuff, right? If I leave my farm,
nobody cares like i'll go make a different style video and it gets half the views well people also love you
because of your personality and your wit and your jokes you know so like you might think that but
i think you'd be pretty surprised you know people to follow yeah yeah maybe like i think you could
easily go and do something else that you really like to do like snowmobiling or racing and people
be just as interested yeah we've started so we have a second channel now that we've been doing a lot
of the racing stuff on.
And I mean, it does our right, but instead of getting a half million views,
which is a really good video for me, they get, you know, the good ones there get a couple
hundred thousand, which is still good.
Still, yeah.
I mean, it's still something.
And we haven't pushed it really to try and, you know, make it real big yet.
But I don't know, it just, it doesn't feel as good when you see the videos doing half
of what your normal videos do.
For sure.
You don't have to tell us, man.
Yeah.
It hurts a lot when some of those videos you work the hardest on, do the porous.
or like the ideas you're really proud of.
And then you throw up one of those videos and you go,
people are not going to like this one.
And then it does really, really well.
Right.
Yeah, the most random thing.
Who knows what it is, right?
If it's something you did right in the video,
like the thumbnail, the title, the video itself,
or if YouTube just the algorithm grabbed it for whatever reason.
Sometimes you get lucky, yeah.
Yeah.
I've had some terrible videos do really well.
Isn't that the worst too?
And it's like, you're like, ah, this is not my best work.
And then that's the one going crazy.
You're like, God dang it.
Now everyone's going to like that come across.
me they're going to think this is how all my videos are right yeah all these new people coming to the
channel because of my worst video god damn it like why couldn't this have been better yeah that's how it goes
sometimes though how we focus on weird stuff though yeah you do dirt track racing right yeah
you travel around for it a little bit not not a ton we travel around a lot a lot regionally
like wisconsin the dakotas in that regard i used to travel a little bit nationally like 10 years
ago before his sisters were born and it was easier to get away and do all of that now he's a little bit
older we took him down to arizona this winter so a month ago we were in arizona race down there for
two weeks and then i ran in um an indoor race at the dome in st louis in December so we got away
a couple times this winter which is nice but i mean hopefully we can do a little bit more of that
in the future how long have you been racing since i was 15 okay so you've been doing that for a long time
Yeah, quite a while.
What is it about racing that you like?
All of it.
I mean, I like the competition.
That's the biggest thing, I think, is just the competition side of it.
But, I mean, oddly enough, I'm not really competitive anywhere else.
I don't care that much if we're screwing around doing whatever else.
I don't think I have a super competitive personality.
But when it comes to racing, I just love it.
I just want to go out there and try and beat everybody else.
You're okay with the whole, like, hurry up and wait kind of aspect that comes with racing, though?
No, that drives me nuts.
sometimes.
Yeah, that's kind of what turns us away from doing like really any kind of race.
And really the only race that we do is like Cletus's races.
Yeah.
Which we did the one at Bristol with you actually.
But, you know, other than that, like we, we hate going to race just because of how long
you just sit there and wait.
And there are some tracks that are really good at pushing that along.
And then you've got other tracks where you have to get there like four in the afternoon.
And then you don't race anything until seven or eight o'clock.
You run like quick eight laps.
And then we might sit around.
again until 11 o'clock at night and then by the time you get everything loaded up and you drink all
the beer it's 2 o'clock in the morning yep and then you got to drive home from wherever at some point
the next day you got to go all the way hours back home it's like a whole weekend just to run a few laps
and then you're exhausted the next day yep yeah that part of it does get to me some because
I'm really impatient like that too but but the race itself is what makes it all worth it I guess for me
so you guys even like when we go to bristol you just don't like waiting around the
most of the day it's just those are different yeah that's different because we're there you know
knowing that like that's just part of the process it's fun too because there's good there's like a lot
of people around that you get to talk to but i think when you say we don't like the races it's
typically like other races and events that we go to you know a good example is uh um evan who's a
part of the channel does like ice racing or used to be like an ice racer like on with a car
no dirt bike oh okay we've gone to a couple ice races with him and just like film that
And like that's, that sucks because you're sitting outside and it's cold.
Oh, yeah.
Waiting around.
You're waiting around.
And then he runs and then he piles up in the first corner and then we're waiting
another two hours.
And so you're there all day and he piled it up in corner one.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I did that when we drove to St.
Louis this year and we had to get, we got a whole bunch of different tires ready and
we switched the car over to gas.
So we changed a carburetor and the fuel cell and all this stuff.
And we got ready for this big race,
drove all the way to St. Louis like two days ahead of time.
and then I qualified really well, started on the front row.
I went into corner one way too hard and like threw it ass end into the wall
and screwed up the whole week.
It's just like, oh, I could have done that at home.
Yeah, a whole lot into just doing that.
Yeah, that's the worst, dude.
We do that all the time when we're traveling and then we have a vehicle that
breaks just immediately and we're like, well, back to the drawing boards.
We're here for the next couple days.
But you can make content out of it sometimes.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's a beauty of like YouTube is, you know,
you can kind of turn lemons into lemonade with pretty bad lemons, you know?
Right.
Yeah.
So have any of you ever run Circle Track?
No.
Really, our only racing experience is Ken and Evan in Cletus's race.
I'm racing in his next one.
I was going to ask for some advice.
Are you in that one?
Is it in April?
Yeah, the helicopter?
No.
I'm not in that one.
You're going to run.
So that's with, is that with the Crown Vix again?
Yep.
At the freedom factory.
No, I don't have.
I, my advice is the way I drive on dirt track is not how you're supposed to run those cars.
Okay.
I know that.
Like when we were down in Florida, you guys weren't at the Freedom Factory in November, were you?
No, we weren't there.
So I was teamed up with Derek, Vice Grip Garage.
He goes out in this car and like just goes from like eighth somewhere back there,
just like wiggles his way to the front and leads all the way to the halfway point,
just smooth sailing, like did a beautiful job.
So I get in, I'm like, I can't remember.
there were some big names next to me and around me.
Like, I don't think Pistrano was up there, but names like that, right?
You know right at racing with them?
Yeah.
And I'm just like, holy shit, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't, this car is big and heavy and slow and we're on tar.
I don't race on tar.
And I got to get, you got to stop and get down into the dog leg and the backstretch,
and then you're turning right and there's mud all over the track.
I'm like, shit, I got a, like, Derek did a really good job of this.
I should be as good of a driver as Derek.
Yeah.
And I got into one really good.
Like we took off at the start and I'm looking in my mirrors like,
oh, yeah, I got this.
This is good.
And I hit the brakes and threw it sideways like a dirt car.
And I'm just screeching down into one like, oh, shit, just back and forth with the steering wheel.
And I finally got it straightened up and they split me like three cars go around me
and the next guy just piles into the back of me.
So I'm sliding every direction.
We go one lap into it and I'm in like 10th place.
That's what I'm worried about.
I'm worried about crashing, honestly.
I crashed pretty hard at Bristol.
And it didn't hurt that bad, so you should be all right.
Okay.
The nice thing is, for you, Ryan, is we have very low expectations and also a very low bar
to, to beat.
Like, you look, I think Evan took second to last in Bristol.
And Ken, you did, you did decent, you did decent in your race, but we were teamed up with,
we were teamed up with Haley Degan, so she, she might have helped a little bit in that.
But you don't have, like, there's not much worse you could do.
There is a lot on the line, though.
I forgot that you were a part of that crash in Bristol, weren't you?
Not the one you're probably thinking of with Haley.
Oh, okay.
But the year after.
Yeah, just the same one, yeah.
Yeah, so my first car broke down again since both times I've run it.
I've been running pretty, like, okay, feeling pretty good about it with a lot of race left,
and then I overheat, or this last one broke a ball joint.
So I just like go into the corner and the right front's all goofy and it slides up towards
the wall and then everyone starts bumping into the back of me.
Yeah.
But this last year, not many people saw it because I wasn't running up front.
at all. But he got under my quarter panel and just turned me right into the wall.
Then you went up and smashed into the wall, didn't you? That was nasty. Right in front of me.
It hurt. Yeah. It looked like it hurt. Yeah. I mean, not that bad, but I think like, you know,
it's kind of scared me because I've never hit like that. It was just a different hit than what I'm
used to. Yeah. I mean, I can crash a hundred times in the dirt car like it happens. I've been
through it before, but this one scared me a little bit. Yeah, because you kind of just went down
and then straight up into the wall. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a head-on collision.
Hurt the eagle more than anything.
Certainly wasn't like Haley's crash the year before.
Yeah, that was nasty.
That was really bad.
I am glad that I'm racing alone because I don't think I'd like,
not because I don't like sharing,
but I would have the same worries that if the person before me did really well,
it'd be like, crap, now I'm going to let them down.
Or if there was someone after me, I'd be like, I can't wreck the car for them.
And that would mess with my, like, planning of the race,
my super thought out well-plan race plan.
Right.
That will never go the way you want it to.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's how I feel about the car that I ran at the Freedom Factory with Derek.
He had run that car like five times, not a scratch on it.
And I beat the living shit out of it.
He's like, I don't get my car back next time I come here.
Yeah, it's all messed up now.
Someone has to fix it.
I don't know if it's him or Cletus or I don't know who.
Do they fix those cars after or do they just...
I think ours is getting fixed.
Really?
It wasn't too messed up.
Really?
That makes sense, I suppose.
Yeah, you guys probably just run yours again.
Yeah, a lot of them are the same cars that stick around for a while.
They just have to fix them all up.
Yeah.
That makes sense because there's no way he could.
source 25 Crown Vicks every month.
I'd that be expensive too.
Yeah.
Right.
Those cages and everything in there that you got to put into it.
The safety on them got so much better the second time at Bristol.
Yeah.
That was obvious.
Yeah, he puts a lot of work into those cars.
Oh, a ton.
I can't imagine how much work that must take.
And then to try and get them somewhat equal when they're all different engines and
transmissions and whatever.
Exactly.
It's the same car, but they're really not.
Yeah, it really is quite the operation.
You know, it's really impressive.
But there's a lot on the line this year, Ryan.
Helicopter.
Ben's really trying to get his helicopter.
license.
Anybody can
fly at home
if he wins?
I'll worry about that.
I want to see Ben fly that
helicopter home, dude.
That would be hilarious.
All the way from Florida?
Yeah, I'm not sure if that's legal, but yeah.
It's definitely not.
You can't fly.
They're going to pull you over?
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, what is the air police going to pull you over?
That's true.
I probably wouldn't have much to worry about.
No, Cleet said if you win it, he'll
fly back.
Oh, really?
No, he didn't say that.
But I'm going to hold him to it.
We'll talk them into it.
People are like, you're such an asshole.
You're like giving away a helicopter.
What if they don't have their helicopter license?
And he's like, it's a $150,000 helicopter.
They'll be fine.
What an asshole.
Yeah.
You could sell it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just wish I won nothing.
That'd be so much better than winning a helicopter.
Yeah.
You should pay for their helicopter license.
He's like, no, I gave him a helicopter.
Yeah.
Yeah, the rest is on them.
Yeah.
I think they'd be so sick, though, to have a helicopter.
Wouldn't that?
Oh, it'd be the best.
Then you'd have to, somebody would have to get their license for it.
Yeah.
Because you're going to have to do content with it if you get a helicopter.
I want to get one either way, but I hope Ryan just wins it and it makes it, you know, the process of buying it just non-existent.
Right, yeah.
It'd be pretty sweet for you.
Yeah, you should get a helicopter.
You fly around, check all the fields.
Yeah.
Go to the neighbors.
Yeah.
But that sounds like a lot of work, too.
Yeah, definitely.
I could just get a drone.
Yeah, Ryan.
That's true.
Get a drone.
I actually I have my pilots license but I haven't flown in years like when I was in high school
I worked at the airport in Alexandria and I got my pilots license but it's been it's been quite a while
since I flew did you get it for farm purposes or just for fun no just for fun it's probably
been 10 years since I flew anything it's kind of hard to make sense of getting your pilots license
just for recreational purposes because you know you really can't do that much with it besides
for just go out and fly around unless you're gonna really spend some money on getting like a plane
that you can fly, like, across the country.
To something, yeah.
Right.
You know, most planes that are somewhat affordable,
you can't really make it that far.
Yeah, you're not going to take that to California very often.
Right.
It's still going to be a long haul in a small airplane.
Yeah.
But there's times where it would be handy.
Oh, for sure.
It would be a lot of work to maintain, too.
Definitely.
But it would be fun.
Yeah, I could have flown it up to Cormorant.
Yeah.
Yeah, you could have.
Probably could have landed in our field, maybe.
If it was like one of those bush planes, definitely.
Or you just get a helicopter in that.
The bush planes are cool.
Yeah.
I like those.
That would probably be more fitting for how we live around here,
because you can land basically on any grass field, I feel like.
Yeah.
And then putting floats on it and landing in the lake would be awesome.
Yeah.
It really would be cool.
Like, that's a baller move to just show up in your airplane.
Yeah.
It's so sick.
No matter how cool your boat is at the sandbar, you pull up in a plane.
Yeah.
You're that guy.
Yeah.
You have a boat.
Oh, let me guess.
That thing can't come out of the water either.
You probably need a pickup just to get it to your.
garage. No, after hanging out with those guys, though,
Cletus was like, yeah, dude, I just used my helicopter, like an Uber.
Like, I just, like, bounce around Florida in it.
Sometimes I think about that, like him and Sparks.
Yeah. Sparks makes a little more sense to me, but, like, either way,
like the time it takes to get certified to fly one of those and to do all that,
along with what they're already doing.
Yeah.
Maintaining 40 Crown Vix.
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was like, yeah, man, I just did it, you know, for a couple.
couple months at like 5 a.m. I would wake up and just do that. He's like, yeah, you just do
do that because I was like, dude, I don't have time. Like, when can I do that? Just wake up earlier.
And I was like, well, then I'd have to go to bed earlier. Yeah. And I'd still be set back and I don't
have time to go to bed earlier. I was like, this makes no sense. What are you doing? Running on four
hours of sleep. It's not like it takes an afternoon. And you better be damn sure that you're
ready to hop in that thing and fly it alone. Yeah, that's not like cutting corner.
It's not on everything else that we're like, uh, you need this much time.
But, you know, we're advanced.
We can cut that by, you know, 25%.
But that one, you're like,
you should probably add 25% on it because I'm an idiot.
Yeah, I should probably know what every button does.
Yeah.
It's not like getting your learner's permit where you just run in and like maybe just guess through the test a couple times.
You know, like, it'll be fine.
Just put C for everything.
Exactly.
Get you through.
That was me.
Like, I, you know, I've gotten my motorcycle permit like 10 times because you can just renew it every single time.
And the last time I went back in there like, oh, you've been.
so long without renewing it so you got to retake the test and I'm like oh can I study well yeah but
you'll have to come back because we're just about to close and I was like I'll just hop on there and see
how I do so I hop on there I was like redoing it and I hadn't taken a test you know since I was like
16 right driver's license and then motorcycle permit at the same time and I was like dude I am not
qualified to be on the road like I don't know did you pass I did I did pass but I feel you can
fail like eight of the questions or something like that and you're right on the bubble huh dude i if
there was like 50 questions i think i got like 43 of them to pass through and i was like i'm not sure
if i'm qualified to be out here on a motorcycle but give me my ticket it's the technicality of it like
you know how to drive on the street it's not a problem because you've been driving all those years but
the technicality of the details and the questions like how far to stop behind his school bus things like
yeah no kidding before you hit a reasonable distance but like you don't know the exact feet
If you've got a car coming and it's so far away,
how far do you have to turn the brights off before it?
You're like, I don't know until they hit me with a flash.
Did you have to do any, you know, tests or like do any training to, like, you know,
operate all your tractors and stuff?
Or is that just dad teaching you?
That's just dad teaching me.
Yeah.
And YouTube videos.
No, it's just like it, yeah, dad taught me when I was younger.
And then as it evolves every time you get another machine, I mean, you just pick it up from there.
It's like once you know how to drive a car or a truck, you know how to do it.
Well, the technology is insane in those things.
Now, I would have thought that farming was a low tech sport.
Right.
A bunch of years job a lot of years ago.
But now it's, I would say, the highest tech job that I know.
So, yeah, are you even driving your combine?
You don't have to.
You just chilling?
Yeah, you can.
I mean, literally everything can be completely automatic.
So are you still, you're obviously, I mean, you're in the combine,
but what are you doing when you're, when you just let it, you just scroll on?
So you can set it up for as much.
automation or as little as you want. Like on ours, I hit the button and it steers. And that's
really nice because then you can watch everything else. But we can now sink our grain cart to the
combine. So I hit another button, you know, where you're dumping on the go. So we're harvesting,
it's steering itself and then it controls the grain cart tractor also. That way, if you're
going around a little bit of a corner or a hill or whatever, the cart will speed up and slow down
with the combine or turn left, turn right. Like if onyx over there is in the grain cart, he gets within
a certain distance and our two computers will sync to each other.
And I hit the button saying, hey, I want control of it.
And then he lets go, I let go, and it just, it just does it.
Like, Deer now has fully automated tractors that are, like, quite a ways into testing.
They've had him for a few years.
So does he have to be in the grand car to do it?
Like, he still does.
Okay.
Yeah.
They're very close, though.
I don't know that he really would have to, but the tractors, it knows, if you're not in the seat, it's not going to.
You just put like a brick or something.
Yeah, a couple sandbags on it.
I think you could.
Yeah.
Do, uh, so you're strictly John Deere for the most part, right?
For the most part.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it seems like that's all I, that's, that's all I see you in.
So I just kind of assumed you're just a John Deere guy.
Yeah.
Do you have, like, is there other manufacturers or have they ever, like, hit you up?
Try to get you wanted to work with you or, or you don't want to say anything?
I don't know.
No, there's, there's multiple manufacturers that I have worked with.
I'm pretty stuck on deer right now.
Really?
But we did have, uh, we had a case quad track out there.
two or three years ago.
We had an Agco Challenger out there, like the, I guess he, like,
they're not supposed to be called cats anymore.
But when you say cat, like the old Caterpillar tractors, we had a new version of one of
those.
We've had different stuff out there and different companies approach me.
The whole John Deere thing, you know, when I was younger, I kind of grew up with everything
except John Deere, and then it was like just little by little.
We got one piece, and then another piece, then another piece.
And then some of the dealerships changed hands and stuff.
and just the service and everything we were getting through our local John Deere dealer
was so good that we've just...
Makes sense.
Yeah, we've just gone that route because it's so important now when you have a breakdown in the fall.
If it's something that we can't tackle, somebody's got to get there.
Yeah.
You know, because otherwise it shuts the entire operation down.
If one thing is broke, everything stops.
So it's important to get that fixed.
And those guys are just, they're on it.
The dealership is eight, nine miles away.
And usually they have a service tech that's closer than that.
that in the area. I'd imagine it's getting harder and harder to work on them yourself too.
It is, yeah. A lot of people, they bring up, like, right to repair. People think that John Deere
isn't allowing us to work on our own tractors. You know, John Deere will know if you go in and mess with
some stuff that you shouldn't be, but a lot of that's for good reason. Yeah. You know, you can screw a lot
up. There's miles and miles of electrical wire in those things. You know, I'm not going to go in and
mess with the computer that controls the grain cart from the combine, right? I don't want to touch that
anyway. So I think it's a lot of stuff like that. Yeah, it's crazy just how much farming has
evolved in the last 20 years. Yeah. I mean, like I remember, so my mom's side of the family,
they were farmers and like they were always working on stuff, you know, themselves. Granted,
you know, they were much older tractors, but it seems like nowadays, like you're saying,
just would be impossible. Yeah. There's, I mean, there's still a lot of farmers that do,
a lot of, a lot of guys will do everything themselves, whether it's a newer tractor or an older one.
I mean, it's just, it runs a full spectrum from guys that insist on doing everything themselves
to guys that, you know, don't do anything themselves.
Yeah.
So, like, when you get hit up to do, like, a deal with, say, case comes to you or another brand
and they want to work, work with you, like, what's that look like?
Like, obviously, it's different every time, but, yeah.
Because, I mean, these tractors are so expensive.
So for a long time, what it looked like was, you know, what do you got?
What do you want to do?
What's the situation?
What product?
What tracker, machine, or what?
whatever, what do you want to, what do you want to highlight?
And then if they had something that we could make good use of, like the KS quadrack,
or we had a John Deere, a couple different John Deere combines out the last few years,
it's like, yeah, I can make good use of that.
And we'll park our tractor, our combine, or whatever, and use what they're giving us.
Right.
But it always comes with more difficulty than one would think, right?
Because you can't just hook something different up to what you're doing and expect it to work the same.
So a lot of times there's different programming and just settings and figuring it out.
It always sets you back a couple of days also.
And then the hardest part was it's so expensive to run those big machines.
It's like John Deere's Combine, they brought me an X9 combine, which at the time was you couldn't even,
you couldn't buy one yet.
And they brought me, they call it a limited production build.
So it was past prototype, but it wasn't into where you could really get one yet.
And they brought me one out, but they're like, you can only run it for 40 hours.
Oh.
You're like, okay.
So you're basically just testing it for them or like kind of hyping it up, obviously,
which is what they want.
Yeah.
They want more eyes on their product.
So it was good for me because it's good content because no one had seen one before.
It was all the rage at the time, right?
And it does save us hours on our machines.
But at the same time, it probably set our harvest back 20 hours by dealing with this new machine.
Yeah.
And having to figure things out.
And like when it's that new, you're doing a lot of communicating back and forth because
they want to make sure everything's going right.
everything's set right.
So what comes first then in a situation like that?
Making the YouTube video or harvesting the beans?
It's a balance point.
It really is.
I mean, honestly, I'm going to give you the farmer answer and say it kind of depends on
the weather.
Okay.
Do we have time?
Is the weather good?
Are we just starting out then?
Probably the YouTube stuff.
Okay.
Hey, we got this awesome opportunity to have some different content.
We should probably try to be patient and work with this and do it.
this way if the weather's getting shitty like it does most falls all the time here if it's
going to snow on the beans we got to get them out so it comes down so it sounds like the answer comes down
the farming comes first yeah ultimately yeah yeah makes sense well you got a lot riding on it
yeah what maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe i'm also overreached on this question but like when it comes
down to like what's making the the most revenue is it the youtube channel now or is it because
You say, like, now you're a YouTuber that is forced to farm, which that made me think about that question.
It's the YouTube.
The YouTube is beating out the farming.
Yeah.
And that is insane to think about.
It is.
It's pretty crazy.
But it's given me a huge opportunity to be able to take that income from YouTube and reinvest it into the farm.
It's hard now.
Farms have gotten to the point where if you're, you know, farming a couple thousand acres, you don't have to be huge.
but even a couple thousand acres takes a lot of equipment.
That's a lot of money.
I mean, it's tough to figure out how you even get started in that.
You know, dad or grandpa, whoever has built this place up to be a big farm,
good-sized farm, successful farm,
but now how do they get fairly paid for all the work they've done their whole life
by somebody that's just coming in and can't figure out how to afford that.
So it's been an awesome opportunity for us to be able to use the income to do something.
I mean, it's just amazing, especially nowadays, like, how much you have at your fingertips, you know, as far as opportunity goes.
So, like, and it could go with anything, you know, but, I mean, you're definitely making the most out of just every day, every day and every situation, especially yours.
If I wanted to become a farmer, say no one in my family had done it, I'm going to be the first generation.
How would I start, one, and two, how much money do you think it would take to invest?
where it'd be like worth doing.
Just to make a living off of it.
Yeah, reasonable.
Like, not even like super profitable,
but like I can like pay the bills at the end of the day.
How?
Yeah, there was a, there was a YouTuber, um,
Grant, Hilbert.
He's from out of Iowa.
So he, that was a good, good one to bring up there on it.
So Grant didn't farm and he started a YouTube channel
where he played farming simulator, like a gaming channel.
Okay.
And it just.
I mean, he was at a, he was at a million subscribers years ago.
And he was just doing virtual farming, basically.
Yeah, pretty much.
And then he moved into real farming.
He took the income from that.
I don't want to speak for him.
Yeah.
But I'm pretty sure he put a, he put a bunch of it in farming.
He put a bunch of it in Bitcoin.
Oh, wow.
And he got out at the right time.
And he's like, you know what?
I'm going real time farming.
Started a new YouTube channel.
Bought property, bought the machinery, like tore down some trees, put in drain tile,
cleaned up the land.
And he's farming now.
Good for him.
No way.
Dude,
tell him it was way easier
to be an online farmer
and stuff.
Yeah.
Why would you do that?
Yeah,
you had to be way easier
to stare at the TV,
didn't it?
Yeah.
I've heard stories,
I can't remember the NASCAR racer,
but like he was,
started out doing just like the E-Sim racing.
Or like in Grand Tourism.
And also in Grand Turismo,
they have it,
which is based on a true story,
but like kids are super into their game,
but like the video game is so good now
that like they learn how to actually drive.
Yeah.
And then they go into real racing and can do good.
Right.
You know?
So we have a racing simulator at the house and Onix runs the crap out of it.
Do you?
Can I come over and try it?
Yeah, Ryan and Ben really want one.
It's pretty legit.
It's pretty cool.
No, it doesn't move.
It's got the full screen and all.
Yeah, it's got like the big curve screen in front of you.
That's sick.
So cool.
Yeah, the wheels got all the feedback and stuff.
I really like the game.
But for me, as somebody that has,
driven real car for so long it's so difficult for me because there's no g forces you don't have like
that feeling in your in the seat of being in the seat yeah so it's really difficult for me i'm like
i'm all over the place if i sit down and practice on it for 15 or 20 minutes then i can run a race
but it's like every time i do that i have to do the practice again yeah i can't just jump on it
and go i saw they make a kit that the seatbelt like when you're turning it pulls the seatbelt so it
simulates like you moving in your seat and tightening up.
I hadn't seen that yet.
I'm sure it's. I'm sure it is. It's probably cheaper to go out and buy a field car.
Just go buy a car, yeah, just go buy a car and go rip it around, Ryan.
That'll get your practice in.
You could with some of these simulators.
You know, like, I think it was Roman got one recently, and it's, I'm sure it's a $60, $80,000 set up.
God, it's nuts, man.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I wonder how much of effect, like, the game call a duty has had on people enlisting in the Army.
I don't think so, man.
I agree.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Mike, you think it's the opposite?
Yeah.
I don't know, but it's like kids that never had the opportunity of, like,
shooting a gun or something like that.
You know, growing up on a farm, it's, you know,
pretty standard practice to go out and shoot.
Like pretty soon the Marines will just be a bunch of overweight sweaty.
Eat in hot pockets?
Yeah, maybe not.
I don't think they'd make it, man.
Our buddy Mike tried going into the National Guard.
They actually turned them around.
They wouldn't take them.
Why?
I don't know.
That's what we said too.
It's like they want everybody, but they didn't want him.
They looked at them up and down.
Yeah.
They just kind of like put him off.
Yeah.
So you took him on.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So, okay, I guess we kind of got sidetracked though, but like how much do you think it would
cost to get into farming?
All right.
So in order to answer the question, I need to know what, like what's your goal?
Do you want your farm to look like the one that I'm on right now?
You want it to look like our farm?
Or do you want to just figure out how to have something that's profitable?
You want to make $100,000 a year.
How about that?
Yeah, okay.
Let's just say buy it outright in cash because nobody does that when you can go to a bank
and get a loan.
But let's just say hard cost of buying it outright in cash.
How much would I have to buy?
I don't know how to even answer that because you could go, there's times when our farm
will lose more than that in a year.
Like probably this year in 24.
I mean, things are not looking good right now.
Prices are way down for commodity prices.
but what we're paying for stuff is still way up where it's been the last couple of years.
We're probably going to lose a good amount of money.
Wow.
But then there's years where you make a good amount of money.
It's so up and down, there's no consistency to it.
I would say there are some farms out there that probably have, you know,
10 or 20 acres and a few animals that have figured out a way to creatively market direct
to consumer that are probably making at least that.
Wow.
I'm not saying a ton of them, but there's got to be some.
You know, if you think of some of the direct-to-consumer guys that really have a niche figured out,
you can get creative right now.
You don't have to have $10 million invested.
But if you want to have 5,000 acres and a bunch of new equipment,
yeah, you're talking a lot of money.
So you can make it with minimal amount of acres, basically.
You can, yeah, you just might have to get creative.
You can't have 100 acres of corn and soybeans like I do and make money right now,
but you could come up with a different way maybe to actually grow some kind of vegetables
or do something unique with it.
Interesting.
Which is harder for me because I got 2,500 acres I got to manage.
I can't spend most of my time on 40 acres that goes direct to consumer.
It's a whole different scale.
I mean, it's not even the same ballgame.
So what happens when you go backwards on a year?
Like does insurance come in then?
Or are you literally like what I'm just?
Yes and no.
Crop insurance gets, people talk like crop insurance guarantees and income.
Not no, no.
Yeah, that wouldn't make sense.
Once in a while it will, depending on the, on the year, but it's rare.
But crop insurance will kick in and help you, depending on why the year is bad,
because it works off of the yield and the price.
If your yield is good and the price is way down, it just is what it is.
Crop insurance is there to help you, but ultimately you have to be set up so you can eat that.
What happens?
I mean, like if you're a family that's farming and you don't have a YouTube channel,
Yeah, why would anybody farm without a YouTube?
Yeah, definitely.
God.
Yeah, it's extremely high risk.
Yeah.
It is.
Yeah.
It's completely out of your control.
It's way more high risk than a lot of people want to believe because people want to believe that subsidies and crop insurance just make the farmers rich all the time.
Yeah.
That's not true.
I mean, there are times that that is definitely a huge help, but it's not like a lot of people seem to believe.
It'd basically just be like, let's say like a tornado came through and took everything out.
Then they'd.
That'd be a different.
insurance separate from crop so we had uh two two springs ago almost two years ago now we had a big
storm come through in the in the early spring and it wiped out our shed that had most of our
machinery in it luckily most of the machinery was mostly okay it was like everything had some
damage but nothing was totaled the building was you know gone spread five miles from our house to the
highway wow we lost a grain bin we had a lot of damage every roof on the farm got
replaced last time. I think I remember that video. Yeah, I watched that. Yeah. Um, silver lining, right?
Yeah. I think you were the one saying silver lining or something. Yeah. Yeah. But insurance kicked in to help
us replace the shed, you know, fix the machinery, that kind of thing. Same as it would if you're in a car
accident. Yeah. And we didn't have crop in the field yet. But if you had crop in the field,
it would all come down to what you can harvest. You have to go out there and harvest what you can.
And you have to be able to prove to them that you did that before crop insurance.
is going to really kick in.
There are times where the crop is in such bad shape,
they walk out there and they're just like,
yeah, you can't.
There's no point in trying to harvest.
Don't even, yeah, save the gas, save the fuel.
Speaking of that, I have one more money question.
Or maybe just gallons.
How many gallons of diesel fuel do you burn in a,
we'll do a fall harvest?
In an entire harvest?
Ah, man.
He doesn't even want to know that.
He doesn't want to think about that.
Probably don't.
At least 11?
Gallons?
Yeah.
minimum at least so yeah you are correct in your statement i was going to do some math there the combine
is close to empty on most days so we're going to say like 270 gallons there
then we're running a grain cart that doesn't burn near as much there's maybe a hundred gallons
that goes into that then we've got somebody running tillage at least one tractor running tillage
every day he's burning 300 gallons i'm going to say it's six to 700 gallons a day
When everything's moving right and you're putting in long, long days.
A full day.
Yeah.
Wow.
God dang.
That's heavy.
That is heavy.
It sucks.
Yeah.
There's so many other little things too, like semis and stuff.
Yeah, that's the other semis running.
I'm sure ripping around on the razor.
Yeah.
Burning 10, 20 gallons there.
Yeah.
That takes something.
You got to be so used to it at this point,
but when you, you know, categorize all the money going out just from over,
overhead and expenses it's got to just make you sick it's just big dollars right it's like the
margin can be the same as any other business but the dollars are moving you know yeah yeah
businesses out there that are you know they probably spend a they'll spend a billion dollars a
year and they make 200,000 dollars just it's it's just different i just can't imagine you know
so many people that aren't third fourth fifth generation farmers that just come through and have a
tough season and you know you file bankruptcy on your farm i can't i can imagine that's more common than
not yeah it does happen i haven't seen a whole lot of it in the last 25 years 30 years in the 80s
it was crazy common i mean we lost half the farmers in the 80s because it was so bad there for
several years and it was that same thing ultimately year after year after year they were losing more
and more money till i mean it's like it sounds cliche in old school but the bank literally said we're done
You have no more collateral.
You are leveraged way beyond what you need to be or what you should be.
You have too much debt.
We are not going to borrow you the money to farm again this year.
That's the saying, you know, betting the farm.
Yeah.
You got to sell the farm.
Yeah.
Literally.
Yeah.
Unfortunately for a lot of people, especially back then, that was real.
So are like the small farmers being kind of, I guess, drowned out by like the big farms now?
Or is that not a thing?
I think in some ways, yeah.
is a thing in the 80s when we lost all those farmers the acres are still being farmed in the
livestock is still being produced right you just have half the amount of farmers doing it so it's
unfortunate reality of most industries i think yeah definitely how often does farmland go up that
you can lease you got to know the right people of like hey i'm going to either pass it down or get
out of the game and there's always going to be someone next in line yeah there's always somebody
waiting around here you can go out to like montana and stuff and i know there's
guys out there in certain areas where if you want to farm more land, you can just go find it and
get it. It's more common if you're one of the guys that's willing to go out and pay stupid money
to be able to lease it or buy it. And obviously that happens right in the way. You got to be losing
money, but you're hoping that they fold. Or you're hoping you can just hang on to it long term.
Which rarely happens because guys that are doing that, you're dealing with a guy on each side
that's just going after every dollar, right? So it's rare. If I go take some land,
from somebody because I'm willing to pay more than I can possibly make on it.
It's pretty rare that the guy that owns that land isn't just going to give it to the next
guy that gives them $10 an acre more than me.
Yeah, right, right.
Makes sense.
That's usually the way it works.
Farming is still a little bit old school that way where you have to have and build the
good relationships for long term.
At least that's my theory anyway.
The loyalty aspect of it.
Yeah.
Some guys don't operate that way, but for sure.
So you don't mess with livestock, huh?
No, we haven't for quite a while.
We had cattle and hogs when I was a lot younger.
I think it was kind of the 80s that burned him out on it.
He just said, I got enough risk in all this.
It's enough work the way it is.
He just got out of them.
Whenever I were getting a little low on content ideas,
sometimes I'm like, you know, it would be kind of fun to, like, have a little, like, farm.
You know, get some pigs, some goats, some cattle, maybe some horses.
Ken will take care of them.
He'll feed them, you know, make sure, like, I could, she can at five in the morning
getting like, you know,
slapping some cows,
slopping the pigs.
It'd be great.
I think it'd be great,
maybe like a llama,
some stuff like that.
You would think a good friend
would step up and support you like that.
But there he sits.
Well,
yeah,
no,
I mean,
well,
you know,
he'd be in on it.
It'd be all of,
it'd be,
you know,
our farm,
Ken's just doing the farming of it,
you know,
and like,
and like,
we'll film and all that,
it's just adding a little bit more to his plate.
And,
but yeah,
I don't know,
I've had that idea
multiple times,
but then I go,
you know it's quite the commitment yeah because then all those times where you're traveling
it's like what are we going to do the stuff you need to do poor ken can't go with i know it's like
but he just loves it he has such a passion for it he does yeah how would he balance that between
the gay club and the vape therapy oh man you saw that did you not only did i see it but my gps
set it's so long here that's a there's a funny story on that we didn't so for those you
listening are shop on basically the maps so google maps or apple maps whatever it is it's labeled
big ken's vape therapy and gay strip club is it gay club and male strip club or something like that
which we didn't we did not set and although ken maybe thinks we did we did not set it uh still up for
debate so and is like why would i that's not even that's funny dude that i texted him i was like
this is where it is it'll take you here park around back you don't want people seeing your truck
here this early in the afternoon yeah no but uh so i don't know like just some kids basically
managed to like be able to do that and like they've changed the name multiple times like one time
it was like small cj's dope and gun shop i'm like god damn like the it's it's always
sheriffs are going to be driving by you're thinking like what it that one wasn't even funny what was
there was one where it was way funnier the foot massage the best one they did which they should have left
was Big Ken's barbecue and foot massage.
See, that's funny.
That's funny.
The other ones are just like,
eh,
you're trying too hard.
They're always a little vulgar.
Yeah,
some of the locals,
you don't want to go through the work
without embarrassing Kim.
Well,
you know,
some of the locals,
I guess,
you know,
just down the street at a restaurant,
I overheard through the grapevine.
Like,
they were complaining about it thinking,
we set that.
They're like,
there's kids and stuff that.
I'm like,
we didn't do that,
man.
It keeps coming back on us.
Well,
but mine keeps showing up,
No matter how many times I had it removed, it would show up.
And you can tell.
Oh, so they're doing it to you, too?
Oh, yeah.
They just pin it and then they name it.
How the hell is that possible?
They spell millennial wrong and stuff.
It's obviously not me.
Imagine you're just like, this is where I live.
Until now, when this comes out, now we'll see what they come up with.
True.
Do people show up to your house?
Oh, yeah.
And they just roll in.
What do you do?
How do you take it?
You do?
We're thinking about getting a gate.
Actually, we probably are getting a gate because we've done signs.
it doesn't seem to deter.
We've had a few times where it's weird people and we've had somewhere, it's really nice.
And honestly, we always are, like, treat them good.
But we prefer not to.
It's kind of, it's tough.
It's like, they knock on the door and I open it.
And then they're like, hey, can we, like, it's like, what do I do now?
We just drove six hours.
We just drove six hours.
Like, do you think we could, like, we were trying to buy some shirts?
I'm like, uh, yeah, sure, come on in.
Yeah.
And then we end up giving the whole tour and doing, you know, taking pictures, whatever, which
We don't do that.
We're done doing it, though.
We're done doing it because we're getting a gate.
I should show you a picture of our sign because it's a nice, it nicely says turn around.
Like that's why I think you found it.
We have a longer driveway.
You guys are right on the road.
Yeah.
Our driveway is like 300 feet long.
And halfway up it, I have an eight foot sign that you can't miss because I didn't
want to deal with the gate.
I didn't want to pay for the gate.
And then I didn't want to deal with it all the time.
It's going to be a pain because it's going to be a pain.
Every time someone wants to come, that doesn't have the door open or we're going to have to tell them the code,
or we're going to have to get them.
So what's going to happen is you just leave it open all the time.
And then it's useless, useless.
Yeah.
But if you leave it open, then people are dumb enough to drive through a gate.
But they'll go, the gate was open, so we figured it was okay.
Yeah, maybe.
But I don't know.
I feel like it's a little bit more than just like a little sign.
It'll look cool.
Like, we'll make it look nice.
Like it'll have, like, maybe like a logo in the middle, like as if it's a mansion, but it's just a steel building.
You know?
Big, fancy, rotten.
and just like a Beverly Hills game, right?
With a butler maybe that stands there.
There we go, yeah.
Or Ken.
Yeah, we just have Ken standing there.
You can do that.
Oh, my God.
This guy's going to have a pass.
Busy-ass schedule between doing all the merch,
being the podcast researcher,
and then taking care of all of our farm animals.
Yeah.
So what does your sign say?
Just says frig off.
Something.
So I admit we kind of copied Cletus's sign that he had posted at the Freedom Factory.
And it says, like, it's got the millennial farmer logo that I have.
And it's something along the lines of, this is a busy working farm and our private home.
We can't allow unannounced visitors or, you know, strangers or whatever it says.
And then it says, like basically thank you for your understanding.
Yeah.
Meaning we hope you understand this.
Yeah.
And then there's literally a stop sign on the sign.
And then I just put my little tagline at the bottom like, hey, keep it between the rows.
And every day in the summer, you can see marks where somebody comes halfway up the driveway.
And then they, like, awkwardly back down when they get to the sign.
So it's working, that means.
It does.
It definitely works.
Or they go in the field of trouble.
You'll be mowing the lawn in the summer and they're just cruising by?
I get a lot of that.
If I mow the driveway and I end up down at the road, it's almost like every time somebody's waiting.
Like they're a half mile up the road and they see the mower coming and they hurry up.
And they're just like, oh, hey, wow.
I was just driving on.
What a surprise to see?
you in your driveway at my house yeah do you mo here often yeah and i don't want to say like
anywhere other than the shop i i love meeting people saying what's up shaking hands taking
pictures i'll talk with you for 20 30 minutes but at shop it's just an invasion of privacy
it's an invasion of privacy and it like for me it slows down when you're trying to work it
interrupts the whole day like you can't give a one hour tour to every person that wants in
But you feel like an asshole if you don't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's tough.
It's tough.
It's a really weird privilege thing to complain about it.
It is.
It is.
So with YouTube and filming your daily process,
I feel like there's a lot of things that people are always critiquing us on our way of doing something.
They go, no, you should have put the Harley Snowbike together like that.
But you have something that a lot of people do, and they have these, they're stuck in their ways when they do it.
You have a lot of people that when you do something, they're like, oh, I would have never done it that way.
I'm telling you you're doing it wrong.
Oh, yeah.
Or more so, because I show everything.
So if, like, something mechanical happens,
and it takes me a while to figure it out,
like, I document that.
Yeah.
I'm not the most mechanical guy in the world,
but, like, I can find my way around something.
I'll figure it out, and I show it on camera.
And if I say something wrong,
or I call it the wrong thing,
or it takes me too long,
just so full of G.I. Joe's the time.
You got Albert Einstein in the comments here.
Why is that, you think?
It makes people feel smarter.
It makes them feel better about themselves acting like,
like belittling you trying to make you feel not as smart as them.
You know,
it just like boost them up.
Because they're mad because a million people watched you do something cool.
So they're mad about it.
So they got it.
Yeah.
They don't know it.
You know,
but I think it took me a while to figure it out.
But it's like it's an internal,
like it's a problem with them.
Yeah.
It's their own security.
Yeah.
Right?
They're insecure.
Mm-hmm.
Nobody looks at someone that's doing something.
else and if you feel good about yourself like you don't need to tear him down yeah that's a
really weird like grandfatherly way of saying that but it's true it's true so do you have haters then
like any haters yeah really and there are all other farmers okay that makes sense there are other
I could say they're jealous shit out of me yeah like last week I found it a pretty funny comment on
TikTok I was explaining something about multi-generational farms and I answered it super nicely and I talked
about like how how lucky I am and how thankful I am to be a multi-generational farmer
because it's not not everybody can jump in and start farming the way I do so I understand
the opportunities that I've had and I was acknowledging that and this dude's comment was
even though I completely despise you that was a pretty good answer well you got to get like
daddy's money like comments too right being multi-generational oh god that's all no shit I'm not
I'm going to kill my dad.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, all the time.
And I always, to this point, I have not inherited anything more than the opportunity to do it.
I have zero ground that I've inherited.
I have inherited zero machinery.
It's just the opportunity to be able to do it.
Makes sense.
But people, it's like people just think, like one day my dad was 40 years old and was like,
here you go.
How fun.
Yeah.
Now you got a great comeback, though, because you're like, what do you mean?
Like, I started my own channel and everything.
I got my own business going on the...
But I'll get...
You guys probably get it, too.
I get the comments from the guys, girls, whoever.
Like, oh, you have a hobby of making videos about that?
Yeah, it's a cute little hobby.
We don't necessarily get that, I guess, but I could see how, as, like, the farmer, maybe community,
they're a little bit more old school.
Yeah.
Or just, you know, men trying to be men.
People got to understand it.
now but you know when you first started i'm sure it was wild oh that's for us you know we're not
we were college students or in right i guess i was in high school but people still thought it was
such a wasted time oh yeah and like we had nothing else going you know it's like what do you mean
wasted time it's either we're doing this building this business or this brand yeah or we're out at
parties like getting drunk like what do you mean a wasted time right but for you i guess it was
probably like why would you waste your time with you
that little video thing when you need to be farming.
Set the camera down, you millennial.
All you ever care about is your phone and the camera and showing off to people.
Like, I bought this tractor because you watch this video.
Yeah.
Right.
So I guess you can call me an asshole if you want.
The sellout comments are you.
Sell out?
Oh, yeah.
What are you selling out on?
Well, just anything that's got a sponsored ad to it.
Oh, right.
You know, you guys got to get that too.
We used to, but not anymore.
I think it's a more socially acceptable part of the space now.
I mean, you got to pay the bills, and when you're freaking spending 30, 40 grand on a YouTube video, you got to freaking, you know, you got to get some income.
So, believe it or not, this ain't cheap.
No, this is not cheap.
Do they want the videos or not?
Exactly.
That's how it works.
It's a part of it.
You want something crazy.
We got to fund it somehow.
But does your YouTube channel have a team around it?
I know you film with, like, you and, you know, your family.
Who's editing?
Who's doing?
Yeah.
So my wife does 90% of the editing on the videos for the farm.
Nice.
As far as that goes, we have, no, we have, we don't.
Nice.
We have a lady now, actually, we hired a lady like six months ago to be a virtual assistant.
So she'll go through and clean up our emails.
Oh.
Because I'm horrible at answering emails and I just hate it so much.
And there's so many.
Like picking out the brand deals and stuff.
Yeah.
Leave the ones in there that I actually need to pay attention to and just get rid of the rest.
Yeah.
Right.
Because I just don't have time to, I'd be emailing all day every day,
and I'm not going to do that.
So most of them get ignored.
But she'll go through and clean stuff up.
But as far as the editing goes, there's nobody.
I don't think that has ever edited another farm video besides my wife or I.
So it's just the two of us, which I also know sometimes limits us a little bit.
You know, we could probably do some bigger, better, cool stuff, I guess.
But I like it the way it is.
I don't want it to spider over it.
Too far out of control.
Yeah.
And have something that's even more difficult to manage.
You've got to do all the titles, though, right?
We argue about that sometimes.
Really?
Because the titles have just such your personality in it.
I think her trick is, when my wife titles it,
I think her trick is, like, as she's editing,
she'll find a line or something from it and, like, write it down as she's editing.
And I think that's the trick.
Oh, okay.
So, like, it is something that probably came from me.
Yeah.
All right, that makes sense because it's your voice.
And I was like, every title I read, I can read it in your voice.
Some of them, too, I'll adjust them a little bit.
Like after it posts, I'll look and I'm like, ah, that's got to be tweaked a little bit.
You got to add a little bit more dad humor to this.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
A little bit more of a Zach twist.
Yeah.
But sometimes we'll debate about that what the title and thumbnail should be on certain videos.
That's funny, man.
You got such a great thing going, though, because you don't really have to think too hard.
Your wife is just pulling the title out of what you said in the
video and it's a screen grab or a picture of it you know it's not all set up and staged and
everything yeah if we do the set up stage thumbnail which we do once in a while it's completely
as sarcasm like let's make this look as dumb as possible meme the seaboys on this one yeah thumbs up yeah um
you were saying you know you don't have as much uh preparation or or you're not like
building out these projects and doing these crazy things for the video you're kind of just going
about living your daily life but I think that's the beauty of it and that's why people enjoy it
you know it's it's there's just so much fake everything everything's just set up and you know
people can see through that so I think when you're just being original you're being yourself
people just tend to head towards that gravitate towards it I think you're right and I think that's
also part of like we talked earlier where you don't need super fancy equipment I think in the same way
you don't need to edit fancy music and graphics and whatever, you know, not for my style
videos, not for what it is what it is. And that's what, what is great about it.
Yeah, your wife understands she throws in a couple jokes. Like, she has good timing on your jokes
and stuff like that. It makes it funny to watch, but also somehow makes it really easy to watch
someone doing work. I watched you work for 20 minutes and I go, nice. That was fun.
Right. It's done and goes, well, that was productive.
Yeah. I was like, oh, man, what a good day's work.
You know, I did it.
I did it.
I worked so hard today, but like, all you did was shovel out a grain bin,
which is just not fun at all.
It sucks.
It's a horrible job.
I hate shoveling out bins, yeah.
And I watched it, went, hmm, that was fun.
I like that.
Well, thank you for your help.
Yeah, just, you know, anything I can do to help out.
I had an article.
I don't remember what magazine it was.
It was a, it was a bigger one a couple of years ago that I was surprised contacted me,
but we did an article.
You know, like you do the interview, and they put it together.
And I was actually, I was on vacation when it came out and they emailed me the link.
So I went to check it out.
And I remember I was sitting on the beach at Mexico and it was like, it compared me to Bob Ross.
It called me the Bob Ross of agriculture.
That is awesome.
What an interesting comparison.
Yeah, that's really.
How'd you take it?
Compliment?
Yeah, I mean, confusion.
Hey, honey, what do you think of Bob Ross?
Oh, that guy, that cocksucker.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I've never heard anyone called Bob Rossicott.
That's not quite how I'd describe him, but that cock sucker.
That's a T-shirt idea, right?
It's Bob Ross's face.
With that underneath.
That cocksucker.
People would be like, you know, I've never thought of that.
But now that you say that, he is, isn't he?
I guess it apparently had something to do with the fact that, like you were saying,
it's like oddly satisfying or relaxing to watch the video.
like from beginning to end
Bob starts with a canvas
and makes a painting
and like I start farming in the morning
and you go through the whole day
till the day's over
so it was some kind of an analogy to that
interesting
I'm much more used to be
even called the Kardashian
of farming
I'm very thankful to my wife
for coming up with that one
you like that
the Kardashians
no you don't like that
well I know you pulled up
in like a big G wagon
and there was a big fleet
escalation
he followed you
he's got his security with him
them.
Yeah.
You flew the plane, the big private jet just down the way,
but obviously you had to ride in a car.
That was really tough.
That was difficult.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it wasn't the type of jet that I wanted to be in today.
Oh, that's the worst.
It's tough.
Actually, every time I've been called that, which is not very many times,
but every time I am, I'll share it and I tag the Kardashians in it.
Like as many as I can find.
I was hoping you can get them to come on out.
Yeah, they don't.
I want Kim Kardashian to come out and drive a combine.
Dude.
That would be a banger video.
Can we come and do that?
That'd be a hit.
I think, I think, like, Seaboy's Day on the farm would be a great bit for us.
Well, you called Bob Ross a cocksucker.
Yeah, dude.
Come on.
Not you.
Yes.
You guys are invited out.
I think that'd be great.
We want to do a video series where we go around and do, like, dirty jobs,
Seaboy's edition.
We'll go to, like, a pig farm.
Not quite as dirty as a pig farm, but, like, get in, you know, in the mud or something.
Yeah.
Like, if you guys get something stuck, come out for that.
we can come up with ideas i think that'd be cool like during harvest you could be ripping around in
the razor or something and maybe put like evan in the combine see how long until he breaks it
yeah 10 minutes yeah i guess there's like a silver lining
like everybody like yeah it's actually kind of a busy time for me i would like to get done
you have like a horse or something evans riding the horse the horse dies you're like oh my
How do you manage to do this to everything?
He's like, what, you put me on an old horse?
What'd you expect?
What'd you expect?
Evan, you cock sucker.
That's how I'd go.
Gavin's laughing our mechanic right now.
He knows.
He's kidding.
Yeah, we'd have to have Gavin on standby.
Yeah, then Gavin.
And we're going to need a full-on doctor and mechanic.
Yeah, I got to go to a vet school.
Yeah.
Gavin becomes a vet.
So as a farmer.
they always say daylight savings was for the farmers as a farmer.
Now you're hitting me with a question that I don't have an answer to.
I already know.
I know that I don't have an opinion on daylight savings.
No, I think it had to do with when farmers had to get up early.
Right.
Which now there's farmers mad at me that are listening that are like, well, I still get up early.
I know.
There's a lot of really hard working farmers that still get up really early.
But it had, yeah, it had something to do with that.
But I don't care.
It just messes with me.
I don't like it when it happens.
I don't know if anyone does.
Yeah, it doesn't anybody?
Wasn't there?
Someone who was trying to pass a bill that was like...
Yeah, it almost made it the whole way.
Someone shut it down.
It comes up every year that they always talk about.
They're going to talk about it in the next two weeks because daylight saving time is into me.
Look it up.
I think they shut it down in like the House of Representatives or some ridiculous stage.
Anyway.
So in the summer, I'm trying to think which way this would move.
In the summer, it moves ahead.
So it gets lighter an hour earlier in the morning.
Is that right?
I hope if it's, if it goes, like can we stay on that time?
Because I don't want it to be light out until midnight in July.
That could be dangerous.
Yeah, really, yeah.
I'm going about at like four in the morning.
Yeah. We're out running around all night.
Suns up.
If you guys are like me, when it's light out until 10.30 at night, it's like you keep doing something.
You use all of it.
Yeah.
Yeah. 100%.
But then in January.
When it's dark at 4.30, you're like, well, day's over.
Yep.
Yeah.
It really is.
It's actually, you know, it kind of works out, I guess, in that aspect.
but at 4.30 when it gets dark,
it just puts me in a different state of mind of like, man,
this is kind of depressing.
It's horrible.
It has something to do with the fact that it's here, Minnesota, winter, cold.
This year we don't even have snow, so everything is just brown.
It's like, well, it's like seasonal,
seasonal depression.
It's dark out.
I can't work on anything.
What am I going to do?
Yeah, there's lights in the barn still work.
Yeah, the lights still work.
God, now I got to go home and drink a beer.
Yeah.
I'll probably have another one after that.
Yeah.
God. Even Bob Ross has gone now.
Nothing good to look forward to it.
It's just nothing left.
They took everything from us.
So I have just a honest, hardworking dairy farmer friend.
He works year round.
And I told him we were interviewing you and he got really upset.
And he said to tell you that the reason that you guys have four by four on the back of your pickup bed is because you only work four weeks in the spring and four weeks in the fall.
I wanted to give you a chance to defend yourself on that.
I mean, he's not that far off.
Compared to a dairy farmer, those guys bust their asses.
Oh, damn, I thought you were going to turn this.
It's going to be you, Ken.
No, I'm not going to turn it because I just have to admit it.
It's a lot more than four weeks in the spring and four in the fall, and he knows that too.
Yeah.
But compared to a dairy farmer, I mean, if he's actually the one getting up and feeding the cows and milking and...
They ain't they got a machine.
He's not...
Is it robot?
Don't give them that much.
Yeah, they got robots.
Oh, yeah.
Pretty soon he'll have a four-by-four.
No, that's still a ton of work.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't even know what more to say about it.
Dairy farming is tough.
That's tough.
And it's not like he's making hand over fist either.
Yeah.
I wouldn't like you know with the smells.
He should start a YouTube channel, actually.
Yeah.
I cracked up at, I was watching your TikTok before this.
And then you had a guy who was like, you only work six weeks a year.
And you were probably like, six weeks.
No one should have to work that hard.
God, that crack you got to get some better machinery or something, man.
You got to get those hours down.
You got to do something.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one went off pretty good.
At the end of it, I was like six weeks every single year.
Yeah.
I love that you're good at messing with people on TikTok.
It's so easy on TikTok because there's just enough people that come through
that don't get the humor and stuff and really will get bent out of shape on something.
It's enjoyable.
It's a different.
Obviously, you've seen it.
I use that platform differently than I would look at my YouTube channel.
Yeah.
Which has been fun for me because my YouTube channel, it's not like it's not me.
I mean, what you see on the YouTube channel is me, but it's filtered.
Yeah.
I make it so the kids can watch it, right?
Yeah.
But on TikTok, I guess when I started it, I told my wife, like,
all right, if I'm going to get on TikTok and have another platform, I just don't give a shit.
Yeah.
Like I don't, if this is the one that ends me, then so be it.
I'm going to have fun with this.
on, huh? Those were your rules for getting on it?
Pretty much. Like, yeah, if I'm going to spend more time on TikTok,
then I get to be who I, like, I want to tell somebody off once in a while.
Yeah, you can get the, like, to be your version of you, you know?
Yeah. Like the late night version. I like that.
We kind of did that with the second YouTube channel, the one we put the race stuff on.
We call it between the rows for anybody that's wondering, but we don't filter that a lot.
You know, like my buddy was on there in a video. I didn't even notice it because it's just
who we are. But one of my crew guys, his shirt said,
what's up fuckers and he wears it all the time and i didn't even think about it i had so many angry
people oh man really because i let him like be in the videos and walk around my kid with that shirt
and it's like welcome welcome to real life man or wait tell those people see the bob ross shirt
yeah dude we gotta get that bob ross shirt man i'm gonna get a package in the mail you'd be
like what's this there's got to be a good artist out there that could come up with a millennial farmer
Bob Ross cocksucker shirt.
Come on it.
Pioneer Farmer X Bob Ross.
Funny enough, I actually looked
at a Bob Ross.
I was like, I want to buy a Bob Ross painting.
And you can't buy them.
Like a legit?
Like a legit.
I buy Bob Ross.
I think they've only sold like one
and it went for $14 million or something like that.
Wow. So who's got him?
Bob Ross Inc.
owns everything Bob Ross has ever made.
So you can't buy it.
You can buy Bob Ross styled paintings.
So somebody owns.
the estate
Bob Ross ain't
but maybe he could
I suppose he could have had it
like it could have said
you like you get the estate
when I die
but you cannot sell anything
yeah I don't know if he set it up
or if someone who was really like
oh I'm going to make a ton of money off of this
because wouldn't it be kind of cool
you have a nice little Bob Ross
that would be oddly badass
yeah
it would be
I'd like it
little trees yeah
that cock sucker painting
how many paintings do you think he has
that's what I'm saying
probably like a billion of them
all in one
like dusty storage shit what a shame what's he doing sell those things so somebody's probably just
annoyed by it like yeah bob won't let me sell these paintings let me throw these paintings away
you got 200 billion dollars worth of paintings i can't do anything with now i can't park my boat
in the garage what did bob ross like what was the channel that he'd be painting on uh PBS
dude he got that PBS my end need the painting he they sold the first painting on his first
episode and that sold for 10 million when like that
Back then?
No, recently.
They sold the first one on any episode.
That was the one they only sold that one?
Yeah, you got to imagine the whole team is like,
come on, let's just sell them.
You've got 14,000 of them.
Can we just sell every other?
Let's just sell one in the middle.
Why the first one, though?
He's painted more than double the amount of paintings of Picasso's painted.
I didn't mean to take us down this Bob Ross thing.
But yeah, there's...
I'm going to be honest.
I know, like, little to nothing about.
Bob Ross.
You're too...
We can tell.
You call him a cock sucks.
Yeah, dude.
I can't believe you call that guy, Bob Ross.
Yeah, I don't know.
It just felt right in the moment.
And now I'm being questioned on it.
I'm backing out of my statement.
27 paintings are at Minnetrista's Bob Ross experience in Muncie, Indiana.
So next time you're down there, you can go visit it.
Next time I'm rolling through Muncie.
Yeah.
Is Muncie, does it show where it is?
Because I don't want to sound like an idiot.
Is it by Chicago?
Sure.
Chicago. Never mind. Chicago's in Illinois.
I didn't want to sound like an idiot, so I said the wrong state.
It's like up over here, north east of Indianapolis.
On the other. It's pretty far from Chicago.
I'm not going to go there today.
There's a Bob Ross painting for sale for an unspecified price, but they do accept financing.
Email, can we call them now on the show and make an offer?
Yeah, can't call them up.
Yeah, call them up. See what it's about.
Just buy email.
It's all they offer.
Can you imagine that guy sitting by the phone?
I'd like to buy your Bob Ross.
I'm pretty sure there was one point you could get Joe Exotic on a podcast.
Joe Exotic?
Yeah.
You could.
You just call him up and get him on a podcast.
Yeah, he's in jail.
No, it was just, God, what were they called?
Camios.
He was on Cameo, so you could, like, basically, like, hire him out for 30 minutes.
Yeah, you could hire him for an hour.
Yeah, from jail.
Yeah, I don't know how the hell that works.
Maybe because he's like, I don't know how that would work.
You'd think he'd be under some weird, you know, strict.
things. I didn't think you could work from jail. He's using his 15 minutes a day to make his phone
call and he's doing like 10 cameos. He's making $2,000 a day. So like when he gets out, he's going to have a
million bucks waiting for him. Yeah, he will. He's smart. Actually, you can book Joe Exotic for
249. Oh, 15 minutes. Oh, wow. It's actually not that bad. It's almost half of your price.
Yeah, that's not scary. Your next video, though, is just 15 minutes of Joe Exotic sitting in a cell.
You too? Just talking about Carol.
Baskin?
Get me out of here.
You should do that and you should have them sit in the tractor with you in the
buddy seat farming with Joe Exotic.
Just like that'd actually be, dude, that would go crazy.
You should do that.
See, you guys are doing stuff that he doesn't necessarily want to do.
This is not on his, you're right.
I can title it like farming with Joe Exotic.
See, that's how we think we're like, that's a banger title right there.
Like that's just going to go viral.
Then you go down the rabbit hole.
Yeah.
there's so many things you could do like having joe exotic babysit my kids
you know he set them up you know onyx and him yeah great joe exotic flies my
helicopter home from cleetus's race yeah yeah there you go that's pretty good
you might have a career in this now ryan just needs to win that helicopter if you win that
helicopter all pay for joe exotic to fly at home with you on the iPad that's fair well okay
so that's a safe back. Hold on, no, only for 15 minutes.
Only for 15 minutes.
The whole way home.
About 15 hour flight.
Can you imagine every day for the next like 100 days I'm flying for 15 minutes from
spot to spot?
Zach pays like a hundred grand to Joe Exotic.
Yeah, he's like, I thought it was like a one-time thing.
Well, this was not worth the investment.
I didn't think he could drive that well.
I didn't think he'd win the race.
You and me both.
Yeah, that's going to be electric if that does happen.
I do have faith in Ryan.
though he is the best wheelman in our group i will say uh him and mike are probably tossed up
mike really gave you a run for for your money in the last year but as long as i don't have to jump
yeah ryan doesn't jump which honestly if you jump in that race you're in so much trouble like i mean
but think of the content yeah ryan ends up in the in the stands or something
hopefully maybe it's on the other side other side yeah not like on top of a bunch of people no
Not like that.
I'm trying to avoid that.
Well, you've got one of those Danger Rangers built,
and that race got pretty sketchy.
That was the one that they actually did jump.
So I built the Ranger, for those who don't know,
I built the Ranger planning to go to Bristol
and race it in Cletus's race almost a year ago.
That was in April of 23.
I built the Ranger.
I got it 90% done.
And then it just got way too close to farming.
I mean, we were going to get in the fields,
and I'm like, I can't be driving to Tennessee for a stupid Ranger.
Driving a Ranger around a racetrack.
and I'll be honest with you like you guys went through my head like who could I call
that would legitimately we do love Ford Rangers yeah who could who could who could
who would actually use close enough and knows how to load this thing on a trailer and go
who could I dump this on yeah but then you thought of us and went well there's no way that
thing's coming back in one piece well now it's sat there for like 10 months so if you guys
get invited to the Ranger race.
I got a good one sitting there.
All right.
It just needs a little bit of work.
So you're also a Ford Ranger enthusiast then, or was that just because of the race?
That's because that's what was required.
You don't use Rangers on the farm?
So you're nothing like us then?
No, I'm not an enthusiast.
Okay.
Yeah, if we had a farm, the entire thing would just be Rangers.
Rangers.
Yeah, we'd be using them to combine and stuff.
Yeah.
Everything.
But why?
You're the best.
That's why.
What are you mean?
That's the truck never made.
Did you see ours out there?
Did you see it?
But is there's any more questions?
Yeah, if you ever got any heavy loads and you need a rig that can pull it,
you can use our duly converted commons swapped.
You could pull like a, like if you get a new combine or something,
pull it home, yeah.
See, that one, you don't want to race that one, right?
I don't know.
I don't think you're making it.
But it would still probably win the race.
It would win the race.
It would win.
Yeah.
Pull the race track home.
Loaded it up.
Go it home.
Take it home.
All that day's work.
No, if you guys want, that Ranger,
it's there.
Yeah, use it.
You can almost barely not even say that.
I was saying,
but you need to pay for it first in full
before you can even open the door.
I'm being careful about what I say
because I think I promise to get Joe Exotic to fly a helicopter.
That was by accident.
Yeah, you're driving home.
Your hands are sweating.
And you're like, what did I just do?
What did I say in that podcast?
What happened?
Just dreams of Joe Exotic and Bob Ross.
Yeah.
Well, I think that's a wrap.
We'll end on that note, man.
We definitely appreciate you making the trip to come down here.
And we're glad that we can make this happen.
And thanks for being you and keep making great videos and keep farming, dude.
Yeah, same to you guys.
Thank you for having me.
Much appreciated.
Thanks for the T-shirt idea.
Yeah, there you go.
It's all yours.
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What are the headsets for if there's no audio?
You didn't have audio the whole time?
No.
Shut the fuck.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
No, I didn't.
Are you serious?
No.
Tess.
What?
Oh, my God.
Yo.
You should have a lot.
You should have said something, dude.
I got like five minutes into it.
Why are we wearing these stupid things?
There's one way to go, Ken.
No, what?
I didn't set this on.
It was me.
What does this sound like not having audio?
Unplug mine, unplug mine.
Bro, you just can't hear shit.
What do you mean?
I'll do it.
Dude, I feel bad.
I'm sorry.
How did you even hear what we were saying?
Put this on for a second.
This is what it's supposed to sound like.
It sounds just real nice, you know?
I wish you would have said something.
I feel awful now
Oh my gosh
Yeah, it's a rookie ass podcast
Come on guys
We need to pick it up
We need to pick it up
I went on the C-boys podcast
And I didn't hear a single
fucking word they said