Life Wide Open with CboysTV - New Vehicles in the CboysTV Fleet, Ken Losing 100k On His Tesla, and Ryan Chooses To be Lame
Episode Date: May 21, 2024In today's podcast the boys react to the scholarship gaining some attention on the local news, building a “curvy driveway” around the shop. Ryan Sends ken on a much needed vacation. Draining our l...ocal banks of all their cash. Ryan and Ken's insane track record with his cars, losing over 100k due to depreciation (and the only reason CJ gets rid of his cars). 0-60 times, fomo, and much more. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 20% off your first order at https://www.mackweldon.com with code WIDEOPEN Download the Zocdoc app for free at https://www.zoccdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Dang. $110,000 gone, dude.
That's nuts, man.
I agree.
He's a great storyteller.
Most of them, we can't tell you guys.
I'm in Argentina for 24 hours.
You could keep it for every total.
Yeah, it's one way or the other.
I should break that.
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Exclusions may apply. Dude, it's, uh, it's been kind of interesting lately as I've been
traveling out and about, you know, I mean, the restaurants around here are getting busier.
You know, it's busy seasons picking back up. But, uh, I think with all the, the local news coverage,
I feel like more people are recognizing us. Have you guys felt that way when you're out?
Yeah. I got recognized, uh, every spot I went.
today. Really? Yeah, I mean, I only
went two places. I went to the bank
and the gym, but yeah. I was talking about
this with some of the other day. The difference
between, like, we are worldwide.
Anybody who's on YouTube is worldwide
automatically. Like, anyone in the world can watch.
Everybody knows that. But, yeah, when we get on the
local news, the attention
is so different and
local. It's just like the weirdest thing.
Like, everybody's like, oh, the scholarship.
Saw you guys on the news. Everybody.
And, like, you just don't see that
when we're building a Hummer Ponteen.
Really, we were on the news.
I didn't even know we were on the news.
Yeah, a couple.
Yeah, I think Valley News Live did a little thing,
little article.
Some nighttime news shows.
We've got, it is kind of, it's weird.
We haven't had much publicity since,
or local publicity.
We've never really had good publicity.
It is nice to have good publicity for once, for sure.
But since the Fargo Inc.
Oh, that's true.
I shouldn't say all that was bad.
But yeah, that was a good one.
I was thinking about this week,
I was like, damn, yeah, that Fargo Inc magazine,
that was kind of cool.
So I went back and I read it, you know, just kind of saw how things had changed.
I remember it was crazy.
We had like 600,000, 700,000.
It seemed like we had a really low-
Do you have a million?
No, I don't think so.
We had a deal about a mail.
We were just about when they wrote the article, we hadn't hit a million.
And then we really had a good fall.
And then when it finally came out, we were over a million.
And so I was reading through and it cracked me up.
Ken and that talked about his, we had like bucket list items.
Anyway, most of us had like completed.
our bucket list items, or we're at least on the right track.
Obviously, Ken hasn't.
And so I was thinking about how Ken hasn't made it to Antarctica.
And I was also thinking about how we're doing this cash giveaway promo and how Hardy's been
working.
Ken, I wanted to surprise you with something, a little vacation from all of us, boys.
I'd like to surprise you with a trip to Antarctica this week.
Really?
Yeah, we're all tripping in.
Is the surprise happening this week or is the trip happening this week?
No, the trip's happening this week.
Let me pull up your itinerary here.
gonna have a blast buddy dude it sucks you can't go because he the he's still got a lot of orders
to send out right there's a lot of merch to move around no no you deal with that when you get back
yeah there'll be Wi-Fi on the flight and stuff like that all right here's your itinerary
you leave uh Wednesday everything's already figured out for you you did have to fly united the
delta flight layovers were ridiculous and it's a blast buddy you're gonna get into an economy
on an international flight well I figured you could deal with
the update or the upgrades i'm sorry pissed about that he has to ride economy that's where i ride can
every time yeah i was like that's literally how we fly every single time but we're gonna send you with a
go pro yep yep or we could send dalton with yeah yeah true dalton could go i could book another flight
so anyway this wednesday at three o'clock you fly out of minneapolis and you land uh thursday
in buenos aires argentina i land on thursday and i leave wednesday afternoon you land Thursday morning
But, yeah, it's part of it.
Oh, that's not terrible.
For 24 hours.
And you can book the flight from Fargo, but I figure with your Tesla,
it probably needs to be down there for service anyway.
So there's a couple things I still have to.
Yeah.
No.
What do you mean?
I can see it.
I'm in Argentina for 24 hours.
Yeah, you've got to complete the thing.
You'll be back before this weekend.
If I was in a random, safe country in South America for a day,
I'd be pretty stoked.
Yeah, you're going to beautiful Buenos Aires, right?
I think that's how you say it?
Something like that.
So here's a picture of the airport.
Wait, why are you saying to Argentina when you wanted to go to Antarctica?
Well, you can't fly right to...
Like having to fly to L.A. before Hawaii.
Exactly.
So you can't fly right there.
So you've got to fly from Buenos Aires down to Rio Galegos.
It's like a three and a half hour flight.
I was doing some research.
I found you like a nice prop plane.
Oh, shit.
Sorry, this is my research.
Oh, my God.
Here's your prop plane.
You'll be taken down to Rio.
You got to do it.
Is that the same plane model that crashed?
No, that was a big one.
That's a bigger plane.
Yeah.
Here's a little info on what's going on in Rio currently.
Locked down activity suspended.
Why they lock down, huh?
I don't know.
But that's fine because you don't have to be there very long.
It is a quick trip.
So you hop back on the small plane again and you'll fly down to Antarctica where you'll see some penguins.
Do it.
Get one picture with a penguin.
Yeah, wait.
So Ryan,
what you didn't realize is it's winter down there and people only like do tourist stuff in our winter so in the summer
oh that's why it was so cheap yeah that actually makes sense you still can't go down there in the winter
what's wrong with that you can but it's just like it's always winter like go to alaska in the winter
nobody goes to alaska in the winter uh it is like you already notice pretty quick trip because you have to
get back for the weekend we have filming and stuff like that i don't want to miss have you miss a weekend up here
it's just a quick flight down to Antarctica
you're there for about 45 minutes
enough to be legendary
do it that's what I was curious
we never did get to quite hear
what you wanted to do down there
or was it just like I've been to Antarctica
I think it was I'd seen like some
YouTube travel things whatever
where they take like a cruise ship
and then you like do all that stuff
and we had just taken the cruise with Brian
the previous winter
I was like oh that'd be kind of fun
and then COVID
yeah I thought
I thought about doing that, but it was like a nine-day minimum.
And I was like, you know, it's a full vacation for people, not just a quick photo
up.
No, yeah, but you still get, this is an expedited version.
You can do it later.
We have the next merch shop coming up with a really big giveaway in just a few weeks.
So you have to be back, obviously.
Hop back on the small plane.
And then you obviously are going to have to spend a little bit of time.
I'm not a monster.
So I did book you accommodations in Rio.
Very nice.
For two.
It doesn't look bad.
Yeah.
Apartment for two, actually.
Maybe we will send Dalton with.
You could explore the stunning beauty of Rio while you're down there for a little bit.
And then, yeah, you should be home by Saturday morning.
It's not bad.
Not bad.
It's not bad.
I don't like the fact that it's 14 hours in economy and my legs do not fit.
Well, you can upgrade this.
I'll send you the confirmation numbers on it.
On international flights doesn't for like those long, let's say six plus eight plus hour flights aren't economy.
Like still, they're still not the size of like a home.
flight to Florida they're the same seats just on a different plane wow that's horrible well then
what are the planes of the beds on them well then that's first class they just so the back is still
economy they ride 10 hours yeah yeah oh i don't even want to know what those first class tickets are
flying to florida you know you're looking at let's say six five six six hundred bucks and then
the first class is like 2300 yeah to me it's like i'd rather just tough it out for a few hours
and have an extra $15.
Yeah, almost.
That's me.
I've never once paid for first class.
It's worth it when the upgrade is only like a hundred bucks.
But then if you taint yourself, next thing you know, you're spending thousands.
I mean, I just figured this is a quick little trip for Kenny.
So it's just nice.
Good of you to figure that he'd upgrade them.
Well, you do it, Ken?
How much do you spend on these tickets?
It was short notice booking.
So I think it was like $2,500.
And that's with, that was with the connecting flights too.
It'll be a great segment.
Yeah, how to do it, Ken.
I do have to say, I have no idea where my past.
Like, I haven't seen my, oh, my God, I can't go.
Because your passport?
I'd have to, like, literally same day passport.
He's capping. He's capping.
No, I haven't seen my passport since I went on the cruise with Mike.
Are you just scared to go to Argentina?
A little bit.
That's not exactly the safest country around.
We all are just like, oh, let's go to the Bahamas this weekend.
Ken all of a sudden has his passport.
Oh, yeah, I found it.
I'm ready to go.
Can you imagine?
We were like, well, Ken's gone.
We might as well go somewhere too.
And then it's somewhere super nice.
That actually be a really funny video.
So you'll be down there with Dalton.
For you, it'll be a fun time because that's, like, what your dream is.
But anyone else would be having a terrible time.
And then we'll be in this, like, beautiful, tropical place, like, having a good time.
Yeah, and you'll be, like, hiking, like, riding an economy, just all crammed in, like, some prop playing, like, boop bouncing around.
That'd be a hilarious bit.
We're like, wonder what Ken's doing right now.
And then it cuts to you.
It's, like, hiking up some mountain.
That'd be hilarious.
Sounds like my idea of 72 hours in hell
Yeah, well, I wanted to get you a little break
I know, you know, we did this little cash giveaway thing
You've been working so hard
We have a big giveaway coming up
So this is a nice little break for you right in between
Also our biggest giveaway yet
It is kind of crazy though
So we did this cash giveaway
And you guys loved it way more than we expected
And we've taken all the money
From all the local banks around here
We'd like have cash shipped in
It was interesting
I wasn't expecting everyone
or gets some kind of denomination of cash.
So either $5 to $500.
So, you know, some people are getting $100, some $50, some $20, some are getting $200.
You know, it's just completely random.
We fit every bank in probably a 50 mile radius.
And they don't let us get anymore.
They were a little short with me.
Really?
When I was getting some cash from this one bank today, well, Ken goes, yeah, they're only
letting us take $1,000 out a person now.
And I was like, what?
And then I go there.
Lady would only let me do a thousand,
but she wouldn't let me do any, like, small bills.
So I was just like...
Couldn't do the five.
So it was just hundreds.
I was just like, what the fuck, lady?
Like, and then she was like, yeah,
manager's saying that, you know,
just you guys taking, like, too much cash out.
I had to buy some cash where a couple local restaurants do.
Really?
Yeah.
Dude, Justin called the casino.
I just started asking the homie.
That's smart.
Yeah, I say we go there and we just double it.
Put it all on red, come out with double,
and then come home.
It's not a matter of money.
It's a matter of money.
cash. Can we get our winnings in five? Hard cash, man. It is kind of funny. Like, you walk into
the bank now. And I saw it too today. Like they grown. They know you're about to come in with
some odd request. I know. They don't like it. It's weird because you think you have the money,
you would be able to get it. And like I understand, they need to keep fives for other businesses
and tens and twenties and whatever. But still, I would thought you'd be able to get your own cash.
Yeah, it is weird that, you know, you think the bank would have the cash. They don't. Yeah.
Like, if you want to withdraw all your money into cash, you couldn't even do it.
I mean, depending how much money you have.
Probably not.
Yeah.
I just ran into this, so I guess we can tell the podcast people first.
I bought a car.
Yep.
I'm jealous.
C8, 06.
Really jealous.
Yeah, so I'm very excited.
I see it.
Like, what's it even look like?
I haven't seen it yet.
Yeah, let's pull it up.
Lucky motherfucker.
Nobody buys more cars than Ryan.
Like, this dude has gone through so many fucking cars.
Like, me sitting next to him?
No, but he has gone through so many cars.
How many cars?
Like, you haven't gone through nearly.
His are always, like, brand new and sick.
Yeah, I've only, I've, I've never gotten rid of a car.
Really?
You own every car?
Uh, so my very first car was a 96 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
That was my parents, but it was given to me.
And then I drove it and it got handed down to my younger brother.
He crashed it or he got rear-ended, totaled it.
Didn't you crash it too?
Yeah, I crashed it too.
But, but he got rear-ended and it actually totaled it out.
And then the only one.
the other vehicle I've ever gotten rid of was my WRX, Blue WX that I hit two deer with going
like 80 mile an hour and totaled out. So I had to, in order to get the insurance. But otherwise,
every single vehicle I have had and I keep it. You either keep it forever. You total it out, dude.
Yeah, it's one way or the other. I should break that. Start selling some shit.
I just picked up my car from the storage unit, which is also funny. We have a storage unit that's
usually packed full. There's nothing in it yet. Besides one Evo and some things on the shelf.
We were eyeing up the E-Bel.
I'm going to move some more cars in there.
Hold on to for forever.
Nobody has done more than Ryan.
Like, how many brand-new vehicles have you had since we had this channel?
I shouldn't even say brand-new.
But, like, during the course of this channel, you've had your Scion.
You had that white F-150.
You had the Jeep Grand Cherokee, S-R-T-8.
And then you had your TRX, Camaro, T-R-X again, Hummer, Corvette.
Now, that's eight vehicles.
That's crazy.
Trading vehicles is very expensive
Yeah and you got to pay tax on them when you buy them
So like
I mean
If they're a hundred thousand dollar vehicles
You got 10 grand in cash or tax right there
I know that you're a pretty big advocate on not actually doing the math
Don't do the math
But I just want to know like are you getting just shafted
On some of these like new vehicle registration tax title license prices
Because that's what deters me
Even like the
Yeah the Bronco right now
It's like the most expensive car I've ever bought like
And I don't want to get rid of it yet
because I feel like I'm just going to get shafted on tax title license.
I don't know.
Well, if you trade it in, then you can avoid the tax.
But then the problem is you normally get dicked on the trade.
You want to talk about getting dicked on trade in?
Yeah.
We do actually have to.
Oh,
last week.
No, but on the video, but not on the podcast.
Or was it 80 grand?
No, you lost a 110.
No, no.
He talked about when it was at 60.
Then they came back.
He's like, they came back and gave me another offer.
They gave me another offer for $30,100.
$140,000.
So, Ken, I mean, people saw it in the background.
You got your cyber truck.
I did.
But you went to trade in your Tesla Plaid, $140,000 Tesla Plaid.
It's super fast.
The fastest car on the fleet.
It's very nice.
Got 11,000 miles on it?
17,000 miles on it.
Nothing.
Beat.
He went to trade it in on the cyber truck.
They offered them $30,000.
He bought it for 142 years ago.
Yeah, two years ago.
That's insane.
$110,000 gone, dude.
That's nuts, man.
I legitimately couldn't, I could not make the math work where it made sense to trade it in.
So, it just didn't.
I'll buy the car from you for 32.
And I'm going to give it to Alex.
I'm in for 33.
You keep saying, dude, I'm in for 60, bro.
It's a hell of a car.
Bidding more up selling like retail for 80.
Yeah.
Well, that's their thing.
They were trying to take your money from you.
You guys, we had two awesome cars coming to the fleet in the last week, which your car is not here.
I'm looking on the screen.
this is sick rhyme yeah i'm i'm really really excited i'm really i don't know why um i loved
love love ben c8 i i like c8s a lot and oh so is it white or is it not white interior
white interior white interior oh it's a different nice glass roof but um is that loaded then that's everything
yeah dude i'm just like i don't know what it is i love love the lambo love the gtr to me those
are just like those cars will always be cool like you know i could buy a gtr in like 10 years and
You could buy like a fucking 1990 GTR and it'd be cool.
Yeah.
But that car right now, in my opinion, is just like the coolest.
I don't know why.
It's just, it's taught.
It's so hot.
Yeah.
And so I am.
Yeah.
I'm excited to get a ride in that bad boy, dude.
So am I because I bought it actually two weeks ago.
I sent all the money out, which actually goes back to the bank thing.
I didn't realize this.
Like I had checks that were pending.
I had to pull money out of a high yield savings account because I'm,
financially responsible.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Obviously not.
Obviously not.
It's the opposite.
But like you can't get your money.
That orange Corvette.
You can't get your money.
Like if you walked in the bank and try to just be like, I need to take my money out.
They'd be like, you can't do that.
Like they wouldn't let me send a wire for this.
They were like, oh, you can send a max of like $10,000 per day.
I was like, wait, how am I?
They're like, we don't have that type of money.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
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No, I know exactly what you're saying.
I mean, I have some that's in, like, different investments that the problem is if I need to access it, I don't know if it might take a month even.
Yeah, just depending on what kind of investment it is.
So, like, I've been just kind of holding on to a lot because I'm trying to find a house when it pops up and I just need to be able to act quick.
Oh, yeah, those that don't know, CJ's homeless right now.
No, but I mean, like a different, you know, a house of my own because right now we all, us three own a house together.
And Ken and I live there.
but yeah that's badass Ryan so is that going to be faster than Ben's Lamborghini I think so
that's rear wheel drive I'm assuming that's badass how is a rear wheel drive car gonna be faster
than but I mean obviously than an all wheel drive car but you know I just find it hard to believe
normally it's it's very tough unless you got a lot of horsepower but still it's just
hooking up and you know I always look at these like zero to 60s I search stuff like this all
time and they're all different yeah they're always because they they track it themselves so
Like, if you find motor trend, they do a zero to 60, and they're like, we got 2.5 seconds.
Then you look at whoever else, and they're like, 2.9.
I'm like, that's a pretty big difference.
Here's one of the things it said 2.5.
2.5 for Ben's Lamborghini.
That car is fast.
Not as fast in my GTR.
They're saying zero to 60 and 2.6.
That is insane.
Oh, wow.
So you're right up there.
Barely, but who knows, you could still probably beat them.
I mean, without Ben races, dude.
Yeah, it just comes into who can shift.
better. I mean, as long as you can find the floor, that's
really all you got. That's not. Make sure you hit the right pedal.
I think that's what I love most
about the ZO6 is that it's at high revving,
the new V8. Can you like still not
really mod the C8, regular
C8s? No, you can, you can mod them
but you can't do the ZO6s. They're
like, no. Well, I guess, yeah, I figured that
too, but I just still like a C7
or any other LS motor like
before that, you can do whatever you
want. You can everything
under the sun. But then the
C8s, it seems like.
They could, like, completely lock down the east.
Yeah, yeah, it's mostly that.
You can still do, Lingenfelter does superchargers.
They have turbo kits.
Yep.
Isn't it like some weird, like, piggyback off a sensor to kind of make everything work right?
Is it still like that?
That's, I guess, what I was wondering.
If it's still like that piggyback.
And if it works, it works.
So there's two things I find interesting about this new car purchase, Ryan.
Okay.
There's two, like, different viewpoint.
Oh, I have three.
First off, I'm just happy for you because I think it's super cool.
Like, I'm jealous.
That's a sick car.
Thank you.
I just think it is absolutely hilarious that you bought a black TRX,
did all this work to it,
traded it on this Camaro two years ago.
And you were like, oh, it was such a mistake.
Like, what am I going to do?
That fall, you buy another TRX again.
So for even more money, so you lost my own first one,
you buy another one brand new, you do all this tags and whatever.
You do all the same mods to it pretty much.
Pretty much.
And then you do it again.
You do it again.
you traded your TRX for this, which I just think is crazy.
Yeah.
Well, it went to that dealership.
To save tax and so what they give you on trade in for a TRX?
Uh, 90.
90, what did you buy it for?
101.
101?
That's not bad.
I mean, I put a lot into it.
The car market's gone down a lot in that time.
Really bad.
Man.
But yeah, pretty tough.
So are you going to get another TRX now this fall?
No, my goal is to just be content.
I'm just surprised you'd get rid of it, though.
Wasn't that a great truck?
Yeah, it was.
I loved it.
What was the issue?
But it was, I didn't, I didn't need it. I didn't need it. I love my Hummer, my electric
hummer. So now I have the vet and the Hummer. I'm not selling the Hummer because if I got
rid of all that and then I only had the vet, then I'd be in a sticky situation. I'd end up with
the old Hummer. Damn, I've owned a lot of hummers. Oh yeah, I forgot you had that Hummer, so you're
technically had nine vehicles if we're counting everything. But what are you going to do about this
gravel road situation? Because I'm sure a lot of listeners are country boys as well that live on a gravel road.
So Ryan lives on like two miles of gravel.
It tore up the paint on your, your ram.
Yeah.
Now that that sales all the way through.
I think we could say that.
But then the second RAM, the first one, no PPF was bad.
The second one, PPF.
And it was fine.
The PPF is toasted.
Really?
So what if you PPF this Corvette?
Okay.
So I think that's my plan.
And you're going to drive it on the gravel.
Let's say Alondra and I go out on a date and I, we go to Fargo.
If we have to, if we have to drive here, get my car, then
drive to Fargo, then drive here and then go back to the house, she's going to be like, let's just
take my car. And then that will be dumb. So on situations like that, I will drive it down the
gravel road home. But like, I'm not going to take it home every day when I'm only driving
four miles and two of its gravel. So if I'm coming from a place, I think I'll just PPF the whole
thing and do it. I have a theory though with gravel. So when I was just daily driving my Evo,
when I'd go to your house, I'd just drive faster because it seemed like it kicked up less rocks.
And then you don't get as dusty because you leave it behind you.
Yeah, I do that in my car.
So if you go faster, I mean, it might work out.
I would just P-PF that thing and rally it.
Cut to me, dude, just driving 75 down the gravel road.
So many cars I would agree with that exact.
P-PF it and rally it, not that one.
I don't know.
Oh, man, I'd love to see it.
I think I agree with your theory.
Dude, I grew up on a gravel road.
And when you're driving a car that you don't care about how dirty, sandy, or whatever it gets,
and you don't care about the paint,
driving on gravel is borderline more fun but yeah the interesting thing is when you drive slow on gravel
with like the TRX or the raptors you get the rocks they get stuck in your wheel in your tires easier
and then when you get it out onto the uh you fling them and that's where your chips are coming from
yeah so again i think if you are going faster but not so fast like ripping that you're spraying
it up on yourself i just hate gravel the truck tires has like big knobs that grabs more rocks
It does.
Corvette doesn't have that.
They're a little flat.
That's true.
But I mean...
You just run Hoosiers.
Those are sticky enough that you'd still grab them.
Yeah.
But yeah.
I don't know.
I'm pretty excited, but I actually sent all of the money to purchase that car like two weeks ago.
We're going on two weeks on Monday.
I've had all that money out.
And the shipper just like has dropped the ball on me.
So it's stuck in Texas.
I was thinking about having Uncle Rich drive it back.
And I might do it for the plot.
Just have him, hop in that thing.
Hop in that thing.
He's coming here to...
He's on like a plane right now.
We send him back when he lands here.
You know what?
Go back and pick this car up and drive it with.
His plane takes off in two hours if you do want to have him do it.
Yeah, no, I've been talking with him.
Like, he's...
He literally is on the way to the airport.
And he's like, I don't know.
He was stoked.
He's like, dude, I'll do it.
I'll be sick.
He would be so uncomfortable in that thing for 24 hours.
He might hate it a lot more than he thinks.
He would smoke so many sigs in that stuff.
It comes back.
It's all beat up and smells like a cigarette.
Smirates.
Just got some nice burns in the carpet.
Yeah, there's some ashtray burns in the white center console.
That's so funny.
Yeah. That's going to be sick, though.
That dozer that we got, Rich is coming up tonight.
And fresh dozer, brand new dozer.
Couldn't believe it.
It's a crazy thing.
I think they send that to us because they know it's going to be on video and like,
we have a good relationship with that company.
So they're like, let's send a fresh dozer.
And I'm always like, no.
Not a scratch on the blade.
It's so satisfying because those things last for so long, you know, years and years and
thousands of hours so seeing it brand new is interesting and uh yeah rich is like can't wait to smoke
so many sigs inside that however it doesn't actually smell because the windows and the doors
are always open yeah like it just goes outside but like man he smokes like a chimney so rich is on
his way up to build a uh a new track for us or also known as a curvy driveway
that's the cool part a lot of people see the dozer asking questions yo guys got a new track
Rich is coming, new track?
And I'm like, yeah, but this track's...
It's going to be a track we've never built before.
Yeah.
So, it's going at the farm.
And, I mean, as you guys can kind of imagine, what kind of track it is,
it's going to involve asphalt.
And, yeah, it's going to be legit having...
Like, I mean, we're just adding more and more tracks and, like...
Scenes, basically.
Things to do.
I mean, after this, there's maybe just, like,
two more types of tracks we could build,
and then we're kind of got all of it covered.
Yeah.
What else would you build?
What's the other two?
Well, drag strip.
Proper drag strip.
Probably an oval track.
You're right.
Like a circle track.
And then we'd probably need like an enduro track.
So that'd be like three.
And then can we build one of those, like those jet boats?
You've seen the jet boat race tracks where they have like the first.
We start carving out and we cut into the earth and fill the water.
That would be sick.
But yeah, I mean, don't get just tied up on like drift track.
It's like going to be so much more than that.
Like it is obviously drifting.
But then, like, anything, we take the shifter carts out.
We, you know, modify, just shifter card and put a toilet on it.
Not, like, anything.
Yeah.
And just cars, like, your Corvette, you could take it out and rip it.
Like, you don't even, like, I'm sure you'll be sliding it.
But also, like, you could probably just literally rip around on it.
Yeah, you know, like, it's a pretty big, we were mapping it out.
And it's going to be a big, big, curvy driveway.
For sure.
But we're just trying to make, like, more areas that we can use that are away from everybody else.
We have control over.
Yep.
Not cheap.
Not cheap.
No, do it.
No, like if in a perfect world, we would be concreting it, of course.
But we're trying to take all the precautions, laying down the gravel, laying down fabric, packing it down, getting good asphalt.
Just the asphalt alone is going to be 140,000.
Roughly is what the guy said.
That's just for the track.
That's just the asphalt, not like the grading, not like the everything like the gravel and rich preperin it and all this.
you know so like probably have close to 200 into it by the time we're not doing the driveways in
this statement not yet we're like nope the curvy driveway that isn't uses it's a driveway but
yeah i just figure it's like so many people talking about asphalt it's like yeah once you get
them out there you know the more you do it does it's just getting all that equipment and
i mean yeah maybe we'll end up doing it we'll see i think we have enough where it's probably still
worth it for them to come out yeah it's for sure yeah it's true yeah gonna be legit though
that's for sure that's excited i'm excited i'm gonna probably go from not sucking to being halfway
i know well that was one thing when we were out walking it like we're trying to estimate like of course
we're figuring it out as we go yeah and we're like okay let's put a turn here and this and that
and some of the people were like going kind of narrow with it i was like no like make this thing
wide because in one in one week mike and jake are going to be tandem drifting next to each other
and like you don't want it to be too narrow where they can't do that
And we're like, oh, shit, we spent all this money.
It's kind of like, it's almost a full drift track.
But it's still fun, though.
But, like, I just don't want it to be like a, it's still cool, though.
I want to just be like, it's fucking sick.
It's like a legit professional drift track.
I think I'd rather, like, mess up the turns a little bit.
Like, oh, this turn could have been a little tighter or this one should have swept out more.
I would rather have that be the issue than have the track too narrow.
100%.
If it's too narrow, you're just like, I can't even drift this because it's,
It's too narrow.
Did we bring up Ken Cybertruck?
Well,
I want to hear your genuine thoughts on it
and then like us share ours
because it blew me away.
Picked it up this week.
I think it is my most favorite car that I've bought.
I'd agree.
It's not as fast as my plaid was.
Right.
Obviously.
It's just,
it gets so much attention and it rides and drives
like nothing else I've ever bought.
Dude, honestly,
there's not like with your model why,
there was so much like jokes we could make.
the jelly bean with your with your ex obviously a hundred times better but still kind of like it's
easy to kind of put a little joke joke at you know it's kind of a but this thing is honestly
it's so you but it is so fucking cool yeah it's so cool and the performance unbelievable ken was
ripping this fucking thing it was just eating it all up and and it was like the perfect time
of night too and it looked like a video game like i was like what is this
see like it looked like the saturation was just cranked up and this thing did not look real
but it shreds and it drifts on a rally track so well it even jumps well it handled it better
than my bronch it because even the bronco like it makes noises that don't sound good and that thing
just a little air suspension relief yeah that was it i really hope i think it will just show on
video really well where like you know nothing against your hummer rhyme but like it was it was really
cool to watch in person but on video
it didn't really translate
because you had no engine noise
but the way Ken was hanging it out
and drifting and then throwing
so much dirt
dust and dust and everything
so cool. It's just sick that you like
I'm not going to say you can't roll it but man
is the center of gravity. It got up three wheels
yeah but I remember when we were doing it
everyone's like are we going to roll because you were full
crank so like in a normal
vehicle and dude in anything in TRX
or Raptor whatever you would roll
especially in that catchy grass.
But anyway, we, like, three wheeled it a few times.
I'm like, we're not even close to rolling
because they have such a low center gravity.
But, like, yeah, 7,500 pounds on the air suspension,
just soaking it up.
It was crazy.
It's amazing, though.
That thing, like, obviously you have a lot of trust in it,
but just the outside, you know, being,
what is it made of aluminum?
It's the entire outside of stainless steel.
Yeah, so, like, I loved how you got out there
and didn't give a shit.
you were ripping rocks were hitting it you didn't care one bit and then you go and look at it you
can't tell anything because it's just stainless steel people will like put scratches in them
I think you just take like a scotch bright prad and just scuff it right back out really yeah
you should have alex wash your your car now because she's always cleaning the house and wiping
down the fridge and stuff to clean it with bar keepers yeah like stainless steel cleaner yeah
and stuff like that thing looking like a brand new fridge dude just added to like the
The cleaning routine, like when you clean the kitchen and you do the, you have the first stuff out.
Then just go out in the garage and clean my car.
Now get excited.
This is big!
For the summer's biggest adventure.
I think I just smurf my pants.
That's a little too excited.
Sorry.
Smurfs.
Now playing.
No, it's really cool.
And there's something about it when I see the front end coming towards us.
I think it kind of looks like you can.
It looks like your face kind of
The jokes are never ending though
Like I didn't even think this one was that funny
And Dalton takes a picture of the dumpster
And goes kind of the same thing
And I was like yeah body line was
Yeah I get it
My favorite part about all of it
Is that we have a lot of funny contraptions
That we pull up to Zorba's in or do whatever
A lot of funny contraptions
That we bring out to the few people of Cormoron
That one has people tripping harder than anything
Nobody knows what it is
Yeah they can't not look at it
whether they know what it is, whether they know a ton about it,
not know anything.
Like,
they're just like,
driving around in that thing,
I get so many weird looks from people.
You know,
it's interesting,
Ken?
You don't seem like the type of guy to like all the attention that a car would bring.
It's kind of weird.
Like the people at the bank this morning,
they were like,
just the one dude was like just taking pictures of my car the entire time.
Who do you think likes the most attention for driving vehicles?
Evan,
out of the boys.
Evan, dude,
look at his car.
Dude,
but I'll be real here.
He's like where I was like, you're the guy.
You look at your car.
You drive an El Camino that's donked out.
He's like, let me be clear.
I didn't do any of that.
I didn't pick that car.
I didn't customize it.
I didn't pick the color.
I didn't pick the wheels.
I didn't pick the color of the wheels.
So there is that.
But he, you're right, with the donk, still probably does love it.
When we were dressed up with a pimp costumes at the snowmobile race driving it, he was like.
Yeah, I mean, Evan loves attention, that's for sure.
But when it comes to they get the vehicle and they're like hoping for everyone to like notice them driving
around. He's not here right now. But I mean, it's kind of obviously Ben. He's got a
Lamborghini and then a raptor with red wheels. Yeah. It's true. I mean, I think he does take the cake
on that. I'd say, I'd say I was maybe second, but also, like, I'm not, I don't know how much of a
debate I make. Like, all of my vehicles that I've driven are, they're not really flashy and
most people don't even know what they are. Like, like, if I run into like an old man that actually
notices the car and they're like, what kind of car is that? This thing, is that fast? I'm like,
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's pretty fast.
And I'm like, who makes that?
I'm like, Nissan.
And they're just like, oh.
I think, walk away.
I think the flashiest thing about your GTR is probably the exhaust with how loud it's
Yeah, it's loud.
But otherwise, yeah, it's really not a flashy car.
And my Ford Raptor is far from flashy.
But I do agree.
Post Malone does the same one.
You seem like a person that wouldn't like it.
But, dude, Ken, yellow bronco, orange Bronco, Cybertruck.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
Bright blue hatchback.
You always got crazy colors.
Bright red W-R-X?
I always buy the cars in the like the press colors.
Like whatever,
like color the car is where they take the market image.
Because it looks the best.
And it's like, dude, yeah,
it's so much easier to sell a bright colored car
as long as it's not trash.
Is it?
Yeah.
Well, I actually read,
I didn't know if I agreed with this,
that there was an article that Motor Trend did or someone
that said yellow cars are the easiest to sell.
And I was like,
no, they're not.
So hard to believe.
No, they're not.
There's something about yellow cars that as I get older,
I just,
It's harder and harder for me to want to buy one
Because it seems almost girly
Like even like a yellow Lamborghini
I'm just like,
Could you pick between a yellow hurricane or a white or a black?
You say yellow car and I automatically go to a yellow Volkswagen Beetle.
I don't know who's the only car I can think of a yellow car.
That's definitely girly.
Yeah.
I mean there's no Volkswagen Beetle that's not girly.
Did someone have a yellow car?
I mean, my last Bronco was.
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
My Subaru's been gone so long that we forgot it's yellow.
But that car looks fucking.
Okay, I have a genuine question.
So the car, it got a fresh paint job when I bought it.
It's always been yellow.
So that means something.
It's a little rare.
And it is getting a full repaint again.
Doing all kinds of stuff to it.
The car is getting a full repaint.
And he's like, what color do you want to do it?
I'm like, yellow.
He's like, are you sure, dude?
We can do any color under the sun.
I've never had the opportunity to have a car.
You're getting repainted.
So I'm like, any color.
What are you going to do?
I don't.
You're not doing.
yellow, aren't you?
No, I think, well, I'll just, I'll be honest, I think I, it needs to be yellow.
Yeah.
But I thought about doing like, like a pearl yellow, like nice stuff.
A little more metallic than a phone.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do.
I'm, I'm wondering what you guys' opinions are.
If it was white or blue or black or whatever, yeah, I would just completely screw that.
I don't need it that same stock color, but yellow Subaru.
It's such a rare color for that car, too, because they didn't import many into the
space.
Right.
And then now it's like a, yeah.
It's not like a true STI, but yeah, I don't know what to do.
Just in general.
And the engine bay will stay yellow.
I'd probably just stay with the color that it is personally,
but it would be cool for the video if you, you know,
showed up with that crazy color.
It's going to be funny because, like, I did so much stuff too,
but I'm, like, still going to pull up and be like,
it's going to look relatively.
It's still an 03WX, you know?
It's cool, though.
Yeah, it's cool.
Do you guys have any bad habits he picked up lately?
Yeah, eating too much.
Maybe actually not even, like, a bad, bad habit,
but, like, something that's a bad habit that actually isn't bad.
Like, I've started topping off my gas tank for some reason.
Really?
That seems random.
Yeah, it's like a random, it's like a bad thing to do.
That's a great existence.
Like, why would, like, you're pulling over and it just seems like a waste of time?
No, like, when I'm at the gas pump and it stops, and I just like keep filling up.
And then it goes again.
Oh, I love doing that.
I think I started on the last road trip when we were getting freaking four miles to the gallon.
I was like, this half gallon could be the difference between us getting stuck.
suck somewhere.
Yeah.
So, like, when it stops, if you let it chill for a minute, two minutes, whatever,
and then the bubbles go down, you can fit quite a bit more in there.
Especially with diesel.
You got to, like, pull the, pull the filler out just a little bit.
You can fit quite a bit more in there.
Yeah, but I thought you meant like, you're at, like, seven-eighths of a tank and you're
like, ah, I don't have anything better to do.
No.
I'll swing in and get some gas.
Dude, my buddy.
That's a bad habit that's not actually bad.
My buddy in college used to do that.
And, like, granted, it was college.
We didn't have much money, but, like, he would go and,
his car was always on E,
but it was like a thing that he would go to the gas station every day and put 10 bucks in.
And he made plenty of money to just fill up the tank in his car.
But he would always just put like 10 bucks in, 20 bucks in, never would fill it up.
We'd be like, dude, you're wasting so much time.
He's like, oh, I don't know, I get to go to the gas station.
I suppose I've done that before only because I wanted a car wash and I wanted to get the car wash a little cheaper if you buy gas.
So you put in like a couple gallons of gas and you get like three bucks off the car wash.
That's one thing I've always wished on someone, like if I wish someone very well, I very well to me means I wish that when you go to the gas pump, you fill it full, you feel it. You never have any reason not to fill it all the way up no matter what price that gas is. That to me is like you're doing well. It's true. It's always, it genuinely is. It's tough going to the gas station, putting on 15 bucks, you know, because that's all you got. You know, when I was in high school working, like that's how it was. Like you never, I didn't ever fill my gas station. I didn't ever fill my gas station. You know, because that's all you got. You know, I didn't ever fill my gas station.
gas tank all the way full it was just like whatever i had on me whatever i made in tips from delivering
pizza is like that's what i was putting on gas because you were a cash guy so you had you had your like
you're like 25 bucks yeah because you're kind of like oh we're going out to eat tonight with the
the boy so i need to save like this so maybe 30 bucks maybe maybe i want to park my car and we
could ride together or something yeah i forget about that like just ride sharing and shit yeah
just because you didn't want to use your you know and like me and my friends sometimes it would be like
I drove last time, so, like, I'm not driving this time because you were like, do you how much gas I'm wasting?
Yeah.
I don't even remember the last time I thought about wasting gas, because, I mean, we're constantly running shit around here, which it is, it is.
You look at the boat.
Yeah.
Cripes.
The boat burns, like, fucking six gallons an hour.
That's another, that's a math thing that I don't like doing.
Oh, yeah, I'm the thing where it's like.
I mean, you were the first one.
We went out on your boat all the time and didn't help out much.
And you're like, yeah, dude, it's when you say, oh, yeah, it's not free to run the boat.
that's a horrible statement because it's the opposite from free you know yeah yeah it's like astronomical
i don't know if i ever said this but like when you bought a boat cj i was so excited because there's
a saying you know you're the best day of boat ownerships when you buy it when you sell it and then you're
all like i know we have talked about this little but when you're like we need a boat we need a boat
and i'm like dude i'm not trying to pay one third between all of us i'm just like i'm not into it
i think we'll be chill i got a jet ski whatever and then you just go up and buy a boat and
And I was like, let's go.
Yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
I don't have to.
Yeah, like, I didn't have to,
probably should have helped you at least detail it.
I remember, like, I chipped in for a gas a few times.
Did you?
Oh, thank you.
That's it.
Like, you know, like literally two times over the whole summer.
And then, and you're having a deal with cleaning it and gassing it up.
Yeah, boats aren't cheap, man.
That's for sure.
Selling it was a nightmare too.
You sold that to your-loss a lot of money on it.
I sold it to my dad.
I still lost a lot money on it.
Because you gave him the homie hook up.
You almost got scam trying to sell that thing, too.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I probably could have got more for it, but he liked it, so I gave him a good deal.
Yeah, that's nice of you.
I wonder, like, if FOMO is more of a new thing, because you go back way before social media.
Or is it gotten worse?
FOMO was really never a thing because you never saw what anyone else was doing.
So you don't know if they're having a good time or a bad time.
So you're just kind of living in the present with whatever you're doing, not constantly seeing what everyone else is doing.
FOMO wasn't, it wasn't happening currently.
It would only happen if I caught back up.
you guys on Monday.
Oh, man, Friday was just insane.
Yeah, then you got phone.
Yeah, but it's already done.
It's already done.
So you're not having any, like, sitting there like, oh, shit, I should be here right now.
Because you're just, you're not getting those live snapchats of, oh, these people are doing this at this place.
And the other thing, too, like, even going back to last night, it was a pretty chill night in the boat.
We cruised around.
We jumped in the water.
It was cold, like, pretty nice.
But if you look at Alex's story, there's like three stories, us jumping in the water going like, oh, hooting and hollering.
Dalton dancing to loud music
Yeah, you think it was just a fucking wild time
That looked crazy, it was such crazy Friday night
I'm like, no, it was actually fairly chill
So you're seeing the highlight
Yeah, with everybody.
That's with everything though.
I mean, no one's going to show you the boring shit.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
That's not fun to watch.
I think that's why stories used to be so good
and I'm talking not Snapchat, Instagram stories.
I'm talking real stories because then you'd almost be,
yeah.
Hearing, yeah, well, yeah, you can exaggerate as much as you want.
Man, Ben.
would love living in the 80s but uh you can come to your buddies at work on monday and tell them a
story and they're actually interested they're not like oh dude i saw that that looks so fun they're
like what happened next what happened next that's what i mean dude evan loves just getting just
getting in a just yeah i don't even know getting wild something and then making a story and
yeah telling it to everyone he's a great storyteller just most of them we can't tell you guys
Yeah, like I always, I do always enjoy when he comes back back out here on Monday and, you know, he comes rolling in all hungover.
And then we go, well, what happened this weekend?
And then he's got this, you know, 20 minutes story of like this whole thing.
And it's always entertaining.
I'm like, God damn, we should have a camera down there, man.
I think that is a good point, circling back to what you said.
FOMO, when you're seeing stories, is not, it shouldn't be as real as maybe it feels for you.
same for um i was talking to this guy at a grad party and he's like oh yeah i'd see your
snapchat sometimes you guys are just always having fun always having fun we've said this before
no we're not i think it's cool that people think that but i mean of course we're not going to post
the boring shit i'm not going to post like snaps while i'm like in my office you know here and
but then as soon you're going to be able to make that look fun i might run downstairs because
i haven't started up the the trials bike grab a clip of them run
back up to my office then it looks like i'm playing all day even football or like golf yeah they get
paid a lot of money but like the stress everything like there's no one gets paid to play all day
did you guys see that scotty sheffler the number one golfer in the world yeah that's got arrested
yeah so what was the tournament dude he's going to the tournament i look it's arrested
so there's like a car accident and like a he didn't know that some kind of police officer was trying
to direct traffic and he was trying to get into the golf club
And they were letting other golfers go by.
They were supposed to.
Just the golfers.
So then he basically, you know, drives past.
And this cop, like, I think it's, I said, like, 30 yards or something.
And this cop, like, grabs onto his car, tries to get in and then, like, arrest him, essentially.
Yeah.
There's, I don't know.
So the cop was over the top.
And now he's getting in trouble.
That's bullshit, dude.
Because he didn't know who he was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think there's a bunch of different stories, of course.
I'm sure it'll come out as it goes.
But, like, there are stories that the cop, it was.
in the verbiage that the cop attached
himself to the vehicle.
Like he grabbed on to the car
and it's dark and raining so he like
kept driving, probably not knowing that the cop
was attached to his car.
So then he got like fleeing slash like
attempted assault of a
police shit. Yeah, it is funny
they've been interviewing them. They're like
when did you know that you were going to make your
tea time? And he's like when they
came out and let me out of jail
he's like you're sitting there. It's not like at my
phone. You're like someone telling me
what's going on. I'm sitting in a jail cell and then someone
came in. They're like, all right, you're good
to go. So is he still jammed up or is like
he have to deal with legal consequences? I think he
was out the same day because that was it dropped.
No, I'm sure he's probably, he's still
charged as of right now with the things. I agree
he probably is, but like he's
chilling like he's going to be chilling.
He's not playing very well, dude.
He's tied for 28th.
Oh, man. He's 20 million bucks, dude.
20 million bucks. Well, he can blame it on the cop
then. Can you imagine, dude? Put him in the
wrong mindset yeah one time just got to find the first person to blame um one time uh when i was like
first driving and i had my license at like 14 and a half um because back then you could get your
license really young anyways i'm driving down this road and there's like this big stop you know whatever
and there's police officers this guy out guiding traffic and i didn't quite understand where he
was directing me so i just turned uh which apparently was the wrong way and he was
I start pounding on my god
What the fuck you're doing?
I'm like
I don't know where you're like I'm just like this like young kid
That made me think of it though
But yeah dude just started going ballistic
Like hitting the freaking Jeep
And I was like bro what are you doing
But then I was all scared
I had to do like a three point turn to get out of there
Oh man
Well dude some cops or people of authority
Will wonder how people can be so stupid
But sometimes people are so intimidated
Or whatever
But let's use the word intimidated
by cops that they're not thinking straight.
You start not thinking straight.
Yeah, because now you got this dude like breathing down your neck.
Like, you're trying to pay attention to them so you're not paying attention to other things.
You're trying not to do something wrong.
And then, dude, and even, I mean, I surprise myself with my own stupidity daily.
Honestly, like, sometimes I always go like, damn, I can't believe I'm that dumb.
I did, did normally a generally small mistake, but it happens.
Who do you think is worst, worst driver, 15 year old kid who just got his license or a 75, 80 year old man?
80.
75.
Like who's more of a danger out on the road, an old person?
It depends.
It depends.
Because some of these kids are driving really recklessly.
Like if you're driving really recklessly and fast,
you're actually more of a hazard, I'd say.
100%.
But I think across the board.
I'm sure, obviously, like, the 75-year-old could get in many more accidents,
but they're going so goddamn slow.
It's like, it's just a bing, a little fender bender,
whereas, like, you got a kid speeding around.
Rippin.
I had a couple close calls when I was young.
like 17 18 like you're driving fast and like you get just lucky yeah the thing that's i would
describe as lucky yeah i love i remember driving my t-c and a snowstorm down the downer road which is like
a country highway and it was full-blown snowstorm multiple inches of snow on the road and i was
late for basketball practice i was driving like 90 because heaven forbid i'm late for crushers yeah
and i was thinking about it go if i did that right now in my truck
there's no way I'd make it and I was like the only thing that got me through that was my mother's
worrying about me and some luck dude like there's no way I could do it again I just remember like
doing like really tight like I'd be like trying to beat like uh like maybe the right lane ends and
then like I'd end up like literally cutting over within inches of cars like it could have been
so bad I did that a couple times how stupid was I and then just like driving too fast at night like
just can't see shit, which ended up not working out very well for me,
end up piling up that WRX.
A bunch of deer.
Yeah.
So stupid.
So I don't know.
Depends if you have a dumb-ass kid that wants to roll the dice,
which I think there's a lot of them.
And I do not recommend doing it's not worth it.
Yeah.
As a man who's rolled the dice, it's not worth it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, you sometimes win and other times you lose.
Getting older and smarter is a good thing, generally.
I think I'm probably, I'm for sure safer than I was and I make better decisions.
But also sometimes I look back at it.
Like even Alex sent a picture of me at your 24th birthday or video.
I'm standing on the desk, hooting and hollering.
I go, man, that looks fun.
I look fun then.
I wish I could do that again.
But if I did that tonight, you guys would be like, dude, what's wrong?
I'd like to see that.
I'd like to see that.
I maybe could do it.
You know who still lives life that way?
Our buddy Evan.
Evan and Jake, dude, they're just maniac.
I think they're the epitome of never grown up I just love uh on uh Thursday night
Evan is super hungover on all day Thursday because he was drinking Wednesday night I don't know
if I'm saying too much but anyways he was having a good time we're just hanging with the boys
and then he you know Thursday rolls around video drops I see him I'm he's like I've been feeling
like shit all day I'm not drinking tonight all this you guys are like all right let's go to
he's like yeah I'm coming but I'm not drinking four hours
later, I get a picture sent to me, Evan's standing on the sign.
The sign's like 12, 14 feet up from the ground, and he's standing on a little two by four
up there, flicking off the camera.
I'm like, oh, not drinking, huh?
But like...
It always happens too, because we're smart or just lame, however you want to look at it.
We're in bed.
We're in bed sleep and I wake up to it at 7 a.m.
Because I can't fucking sleep anymore through the night.
And I wake up and I go, damn, looks like Evan had a crazy night.
To be fair, though, Evan.
older than all of us so that's true it's just it's just your own you're own doing right you don't
got to be lame you just choose to be that is i think that's the hardest thing to hear him and that's true
that's true directed at you it's not it's not it's not it could be me too as well very well me
Alex your girlfriend had the snap of our filmer dalton who is he's dancing on the boat and you said
oh to be young and full of energy and i was like yeah yeah yeah and then i was like wait a second
you got to meet my friend, Jeff.
Yeah.
He's older than all of us.
And he dances just like that.
And then I thought about Jeff and I was like, yep, you just got to be, if you want to be it,
you got to be a Jeff.
Also, he comes naturally.
He's a good dancer and he is full of energy, weirdly, and full of confidence.
But you can dance on tables at 30.
It's just maybe more frowned upon.
You can do whatever you want.
That's the crazy part.
But yeah, it hurts more to hear like, you can do whatever you want.
You're just lame now.
I know it does.
Like, I could very well go do that, but I don't know why I don't, because I'm lame.
I'm just fucking lame now.
I don't want to be hung over on Thursday morning.
And that's a big one.
Not being hung over is a powerful thing.
You need that sometimes.
Some days.
You know what?
Frick it.
Let's turn the page tonight.
Let's get wild.
I knew we're going to go get wild.
I knew he was going to say that.
All right, Ryan, we'll get a picture you standing on.
You can wear the shirt.
Yes.
Don't grow up.
It's a trap.
I don't know what you're...
Dude, if we got a picture of you on the Zorbas sign tonight,
that would cherry the top of this.
God,
I can't imagine Ryan up so high.
I don't think I...
It would be unsafe.
It would be unsafe.
Keep in mind, there's no ladder.
Evan Klein that shit like a monkey.
How do you get up there?
Like a monkey.
He literally like on the beam.
He's like, I can get up there.
And like, no help, no nothing.
Just climbed up there.
Did he just jump down or what do you do?
The power of Red Bull.
Yeah, he swung his way down into the swamp.
Dude, also there was like 30,000.
bugs flying around the lights that were illuminating the yeah he threw up he said after yeah they
like flew into his mouth his eyes his sweatshirt everything i think when i drove home that night
they look like clouds all right fellas thanks for watching and listening peace out we'll see you next week