Life Wide Open with CboysTV - NYC Mayor Crushes All Dirt Bikes
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What exactly does having nuts on your chin on your chin.
Are we recording?
Dude, we are.
Balchinians from men in black.
You know when they're, yeah.
I could see Evan.
That's what sounds like.
Doing what?
Men in black having balls on his chin?
That, but also.
That was my bad.
I push around bottom of board.
Oh, so you weren't recording, Ken?
No, we were, but I had bumped the button words.
Jamie, you can't be bumping buttons back there, bud.
So my mic wasn't on?
No, yours was the only one.
Oh, well, I'm so...
Okay, well, anyways, we're talking about how Evan has a voice for the radio.
And possibly, I think, also like a Disney animated film, the main character.
I think I can pull that off.
Could you speak into the mic, though?
I can try.
Holy shit.
The voice of an angel.
We have Evan's chef
Dude Evan bro on the podcast today
A special guest appearance
I am honored to be here
A true definition of special
Like short bus special
No
What exactly is this definition you speak of Mike
I just love Evan
I think this needs to be said
Starting this podcast out
Being that Evans on
On uh not I wouldn't say the hot seat today
Because it's more of just a boys podcast
And special guest
Evan Chef dude Evan bro
As you guys know from the
the videos.
CJ, you're missing a tea, bud.
So I was thinking, too.
That actually is.
That's a disgrace if I have Evan on.
Tea time, Evan.
Could someone throw me a tea?
That is actually pretty fucked up with me.
I'm not going to lie.
To think I was trying to drink water.
I'm disappointed.
It might be 10 o'clock,
PM.
On a Thursday.
On a Thursday night, but I've worked 13 hours today.
Yeah, I'm probably a little longer.
I think I'm starting to become delusionally tired.
No, this is good stuff.
Hey, Ben, I have one thing to say to you.
Actually, all of you.
Okay.
I want you to take this to the heart.
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll.
How did I know you're going to say that?
That's right.
Well, it's my new catchphrase because it's so true.
It is.
I saw it was your bio as well.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
That's exciting.
Yeah, you've been commenting it on everyone's photos.
Well, I just think some people don't think that.
And, I mean, it's just, it's a fact of the matter.
I want to fact check them.
Start calling them out.
Who doesn't think that?
A lot of people.
Ben, we're not going to name names on this podcast,
but I'm just saying a lot of people don't think it's a long way to the top.
You're not talking about Jamie back there, are you?
Oh, hell no, no.
Jamie understands it.
No, no, no, no other people in my crew.
I'm picturing, like, people in the rap game, they're like,
it's a long way to the top if you want to get in hip-hop.
No, no, just rock and roll.
Exactly.
Hey, speaking of you saying that, you know, you might get copyrighted.
No, no, listen.
I know I got the voice of an angel, but not like that.
No, so I say that because there's a YouTuber called Ami in the Hellcat.
Yeah, I saw that.
He's getting, I want, the most bogus sentence.
500 years in federal prison for selling copyrighted content.
Granted, he sold like $30 million worth of copyright.
He made $30 million himself?
Alleged.
Okay, that is kind of a fucking...
Yeah, exactly.
I don't think he deserves that many years,
but he clearly was doing something wrong.
Exactly.
That's what I...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
But then he was, like, making YouTube videos about, like, the FBI doing, like, you know,
like investigating him, and he was just, like, using it as clickbait.
And then they're just like, yo, you owe us $30 million and you're going to prison for the rest of your life.
He's click baiting the fact.
He's getting clicks off of the FBI investigating him.
this guy's a business man
but also a dumb ass
because now he's serving the
he's doing the time for more than the crime
yeah so just
with that being said be careful with
you know singing ACDC lyrics they might come after you
Jesus dude
you're right I'll uh
I don't know how I'll just
I'll do it in the least melody way
I possibly can okay
Evan
what's up
are you uh what's let's tell the
the people the occasion why you
happen to be here on a Thursday night?
We're going to go on a trip out to Gold Creek, ride some dirt bikes, and drink some
twos probably, hang out with David.
It's going to be a good time.
So I found out a little fun fact about Evan tonight on the car at home.
You're afraid of airplanes or flying?
Yeah.
To be specific?
I hate airplanes.
It's terrifying.
It's so shocking to me because you are easily one of the most extreme people I know.
when it just comes to motorized vehicles like it if i didn't know you actually i do know you and it seems
like you have no fear he's a manian so i'm very surprised to hear that you're afraid of flying like
where does that come from why are you afraid of heights um not really scared of heights i don't like
to uh not be in control of the situation like i hate roller coasters i mean airplanes i hate riding
passenger in a car like even if i trust the driver and i know they're gonna kill it i still want to be
sitting in the passenger seat i just i don't trust anybody if evans going out he wants to do it on
his own on his own mind on his own time i think a lot of people are actually like that do you foresee
yourself ever giving up like that that sense of of control like you know if you do it enough
where you're like okay i'm not gonna die yeah i mean i'll still like do it i'm just gonna hate it when
I do it. Like, I'll fly.
You're terrified the whole way?
Yeah. Well, I'll hate it, but I'll still do it because you got to want to go cool places.
You just got to get on the plane and I'll deal with it.
That's true.
Well, you don't have to.
How long have to drive?
It would suck, but yeah.
How long has it been since you've been on a plane?
Uh, 10, 12 years.
Holy shit.
You know what's weird, though, is I feel like the craziest people, like the craziest people
that do the craziest things are like you.
And I think it's because you know.
No, when shit goes wrong, like the consequences,
because you've probably made the wrong decision once or twice.
No, I've never made a bad decision.
Well, maybe hypothetically, you have a couple friends that maybe have?
Allegedly.
Evan always nice.
Evan ain't no narc?
Yeah.
They're not safe decisions.
So you're like, listen, if I'm going to get hurt or go out on this,
I want to be my mistake, not yours.
Oh, definitely, yeah.
I want to take myself out.
I don't want something to do it for me.
That's understanding.
but I can I can get behind that I feel the same way I normally don't hop in the
maverick with any of the boys Evan like starts to get old and he's just like old a jane
taking me out I'm taking me out for real gold creek third annual that's actually where
we met yeah it is I mean it's not that was well the car ride the car ride out there but that
that is how we became friends was that trip going out to cold gold Creek Idaho for those
you that don't know it's a it's basically the mecca of dirt biking in idaho it's like insanely hard
single track riding and it's i don't know it's just like really good riding there's like a camp
there you can rent bikes i'm not giving a plug or anything i'm just stating what it is right so
it's narly too three years ago or four years ago three years ago three years ago our friend david
uh works with 509 he was like hey we have an athlete that rides for us and we give them gear
everything. Is it cool? He was way more than that than an athlete to him. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I was
like a childhood best friend. And I grew up with him and it was one of my best friends, right? Super cool
guy. You guys will get along great. But is it cool if he comes with on this trip who's kind of like a
509 trip and rides out to Idaho with you guys from Minnesota? And we're like, yeah, hell yeah.
Any friend of yours, David, is a friend of ours. Evan shows up. Seemed like a nice guy.
didn't say a single word for probably 11 hours of the trip,
except for one, one sentence.
Ryan almost pulled out in front of a semi,
and Evan goes, there's a semi.
Other than that, silent.
I was like, damn, this guy's a,
he's kind of a stone cold killer.
You didn't know what to think about him.
Or was, me, I didn't know what to,
I didn't know what to think about you,
but now that I reflect on it,
you probably just didn't know what to think about us.
What were your thoughts?
I mean, it was just hopping in a truck full of dudes I didn't know,
and I was just trying to suck it all in and fit in.
Whoa, whoa, you suck.
What?
You, Ben.
You and Michael were in the back seat together.
And Cody, and Cody, bro.
So Evan rides out 12 hours in the car.
Probably said five words to us, which was cool.
I mean, we were like, I'm sure he's a nice guy.
He's probably just shy.
And then.
All black metal militia shirt, your typical shit.
Yep.
Yep.
So now that I know you, now that I know you, it is a little weird.
Like, I can't imagine you just being silent because you're a pretty friendly open guy, right?
Yeah, I think so.
I mean, normally I can't shut up.
So I don't know what I was doing then.
What was going through your brain of like, who are these guys?
Because I'd assume you didn't know us.
Like David was like, hey, just ride out with a group of YouTubers and just show up here and just ride hop in their truck and ride 12 hours with them, right?
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, I knew maybe a couple weeks ahead of time.
So then I checked out your guys vids.
No, hate, I just didn't know prior to that.
No, no hate, yeah, that's okay.
I wasn't exposed to it.
And then I checked it out.
I saw Ryan, like, tip over going across a little pile of rocks.
And I'm like, what am I getting into?
Oh, that's right.
The warm of vid.
These guys suck.
But no, I was just kind of taking it all in and just trying to fit in.
I don't know how they didn't want to be like sticking out, being weird or whatever.
Oh, really?
Something tells me that's by far not the craziest situation that Evan put himself in, you know, as far as that.
I mean, he literally was.
No, Evan loves to get weird.
Yeah, he's just hopping in the truck with some homies to go dirt biking or soon-to-be homies.
But, yeah, I was like, I'm sure it was pretty tame comparatively.
Yeah.
You're chilling.
Well, David was like, yeah, he's a good rider.
And if we're being honest here, I didn't know much about you either, Evan.
And so I went into it, hey, he's probably a good rider.
First, five minutes.
This dude is wheeling up stuff that most of us can't even get up.
And then you would get to the top, hike down, and ride all of our bikes up.
And, like, I was like, holy shit, this guy's actually a rider, like a really, really good rider.
And you still blow me away.
We made eye contact when I said that.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
All right.
That was a little fucked up.
No.
No, you still, you still never cease to amaze me.
Every time I see you get on a bike.
Like last, last winter when you hopped on the ice bike.
In the first corner, you came in doing 70 and you like bar drag, bar drag, whatever it would be.
That was insane, bro.
Easy.
That's the thing, dude.
Because we've never seen anything like that.
Yeah.
You know.
We've seen ice tires.
We know ice tires.
but we've never seen a true ice racer
because you spend a lot of time
with studded tires in the winter down you.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
It's just fun.
And once you do it,
you just want to keep pushing it
and do something you haven't done before
and try to get, like, the excitement
or the adrenaline rush out of it.
Are you just chasing the adrenaline rush?
Definitely.
Always?
No matter if it's on bike or like anything.
Would you consider yourself like an adrenaline junkie?
I mean, yeah, definitely.
To like a sick point?
I mean, it sounds kind of corny like the adrenaline
But, no, definitely, like, chasing that rush.
Like, it's like the biggest rush, I think, is when you almost wad.
Like, you don't even do something cool.
You just get, you're going fast, and you get so sketchy, and you almost die.
And you just get a rush, and you're just, like, shaking.
I feel like that's the only way you rock.
Every time I watch you, it's like you're just on the edge of crashing the whole time.
And I don't necessarily chalk that up as a bad thing.
But, yeah, I was going to say, I've never seen someone almost die more than you.
Like, hands down.
Jamie's got a video playing in the back here.
It's a video of Evan going across the ice.
And then just gone.
Holy crap.
Evan, what bike was that?
Ah, that was my old Honda.
You sold it after that.
No, no, I still have it.
You still have that?
I was just going to ask.
Did you get it back?
But, wow, that's your black 450?
Yep, yeah.
Wow.
We had to fish it out of there.
I rebuilt it afterwards.
I can't believe that hasn't happened to us on all the ice video.
that we filmed.
Hey, there's always, this season.
We're always just riding the edge on the ice videos, like Evan's whole life.
This would be a good time to address it.
There were so many comments, like, what were you thinking?
You could see the ice was terrible.
Okay, this was in the spring, in March, and the entire lake looked like there were
spots of open water.
Everywhere there were fish houses and ice holes.
It looked like open water everywhere.
And I drove across a thousand spots that looked like that.
It just so happened.
And this one was open water.
Honest mistake.
I'm not stupid.
Everyone was mistake.
Everyone watching's made it.
Honestly, I was like, if it ever happens to us, we'll call you.
Because I shouldn't even say if.
It will eventually.
Yeah.
We just love that thing nice.
You're going to get burned.
That is the unfortunate truth.
I'd just like to say, I truly believe that Evan probably is the best writer that I know.
Wouldn't you agree?
Who do you know that's a better writer than Evan?
No, I probably don't
Like personally, no
Personally, yeah
You guys must not know very many people
Well, we don't
That might be true
That might be true
Yeah
So when did you
Because you didn't start riding
Until you were 20
I remember you saying
Yeah
Right around 20
So that's cool
That's fucking
That's cool
You're just talented
I think
realistically in extreme sports
But also
More so on bikes
Because you kind of had
Early beginnings
on BMX you were telling me yeah i mean my growing up my parents were always like against motorized
stuff they never why why i probably just thought it was dangerous they were just weren't into it i don't know
they knew what evan would do if they put them on it could have been expensive they were probably just
scared for my own safety but makes sense makes sense but yeah i mean it was just uh always bmx bikes
skateboards scooters um so i was always like doing that kind of stuff but uh
Never with a motor.
Right.
So it almost prepared you, would you say.
They were a bit of a gateway drug to your dirt biking addiction.
By the time you got onto the bike, because, I mean, just before this podcast, we all went out to eat,
and I was in the car with my girlfriend, were leaving, and they were waiting for you guys.
You were on the pit bike track.
And you can't, and like the whole time I was watching you from the road waiting for you guys to come in,
it was like every single thing you were doing was on the edge of you crashing.
And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And I'm like, man, Evan's real good on a bike.
It's constant entertainment.
It is.
Like, it was honestly really entertainment.
Even you're just riding a straight line because it's like you would slam on the brakes,
go completely sideways, and then fucking swing it back.
And I don't know, man.
I like to live dangerously.
Yeah.
You got a real knack for it, though, I think.
You know, Evan, I never thought about this until I thought about it.
But, dude, I'm not.
I'm literally working on three brain cells tonight.
I'm sorry, everyone listening.
But the first video that we filmed with you,
every time I'd pan the camera to you,
you'd just go, I don't know, dirt bikes.
That's where dirt bikes came.
I always thought it was just funny.
I was like, man, this guy's hilarious.
He just always has, like, the funniest one-liners,
and they just so happen to always beat dirt bikes.
And then I came to realize that you get a little scared
when we point the camera on you.
Oh, dude, I'm the worst.
It's like...
Not anymore, though.
Threes up. No, I'm pretty bad still, I think.
I think you're, like, a lot better than most, like, yeah, I'd give yourself a lot more credit.
I'd say you're, like, gold.
But that is funny.
When you're around, there's always something good to be had, at least for the camera.
Like, when we first got to know you, you, I guess you were shy, but we were like, gosh, Evan's so funny.
So it's like, as someone who films their whole life every day, it's hard not to stick a camera in your face.
Yeah.
So, uh, you do well.
You ever feel like we exploit you for thumbnails?
Your bike?
Dude, that bike is a good thumbnail.
No one recognizes me.
They recognize the bike.
Is that the bike from C-boys?
Yeah, I am too, but yeah, that is the bike.
They recognize the bike?
The neon, the orange.
Really?
Yeah.
So people come up to you on the streets and we'll say like, hey, is that the bike from
when you're at events?
I got to have the bike with me.
Right.
Right.
But when you're with the bike, they ask if that's the bike.
Yeah.
They'll take pictures of the bike, not me.
They just take pictures of the bike?
Dude, you have no idea how many kids, now with the T-Bike also,
but either my KTM or the T-Bike,
the kids will be so stoked,
the bike will be in the back of my truck at Walmart,
and they'll be taking pictures of the bike.
That's pretty exciting.
That's pretty cool.
Well, that makes sense, though,
because, quite frankly,
you have been on a lot of viral video thumbnails.
We should start calling any thumbnail.
Or a toenail
From when I blew my toe off on the snowmobile
That too, you did bust your toenail off
When you hit that jump
I'm pretty sure, yeah
That's funny
You have more air
On our pit bike track on a snowmobile
Than anyone around
And you blew out your fucking toe
Well, it makes sense when you land to flat
Well, I mean, I should cut my toenails
More than once in here too
That'd probably help
That'd probably help
Yeah
Oh
It's just not my body
Leave that one in
Damn it
Yeah no we didn't want you to ever feel like
You're being like exploited
Obviously you're one of our best friends
But you do you're just so entertaining to film
And you make great content
And the bike is so recognizable at this point
It makes great thumbnails
But that's also why we wanted to get you a T-bike
You know like we wanted to show our appreciation for you
A T-bike
A pit bike
Twisted T wrap
You know
But we want
Like we appreciate you bro
Dude I appreciate you guys
I love hanging out
I really appreciate the T bike
I mean that thing is sick
It's still running
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Throw over the clip of Evan Wheeling today
Dude we ripped
And
Dude I don't even know
It's just
It makes me literally so happy
To see you
Because like your last bike
You ripped on two of course
But this thing's dialed
It's got a clutch
It's a lot faster than our Honda's
That's for sure
The 110 L is
No, that thing rips.
I remember thinking the first thought that we had
was when we were trying to film the pit bikes at the playground video,
which is also one point, I mean, it's over a million view video.
And your bike kept breaking in the process of it,
which was like making, filming a little bit harder,
but I didn't really care so much about that.
I was just like, goddamn, like Evan's so good on a pit bike
or just dirt bikes in general.
Why does he have a bike that keeps breaking?
Because I'm poor.
I don't know if you ride the shit out of it, dude, you clap it out.
You beat the hell out of the thing.
But I'm like, we need to at least get him something that can last him the next four months before it's clapped out again.
That's a good time frame, four months.
Well, with the way Evan rides things, he rides them to the maximum.
Well, I cracked the case on it like the third day I wrote it.
You did?
All those damn stunts you're doing.
No shit.
You cracked the case?
Yeah, I put the aftermarket foot pegs on it and I crashed doing a wheelie.
The foot peg folded into the case, cracked, cracked the case, drained all the oil out.
I drove it with no oil in it, apparently, but six-slim.
How many T's did you have?
How many T's you have during that?
I mean, I would never drink teas and ride, but allegedly a half a dozen.
Jesus.
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your balls and your body. Well, thank you. So you guys are going to Gold Creek.
I mean, if you're a dirt bike rider, more so looking like trail rider, but an advanced
trail rider, this is probably the gnarliest shit you can get yourself into in the United
States. Something like that, because David said that he wanted to go to the top of
pack saddle this time around. So, like, I'm, this is news to me as of like,
but pack saddle is like the hardest of the hard to the peak it's like oh we're going to
conquer pack saddle today honestly i don't know if i'm prepared but uh now you guys know i don't
know if are you prepared it's it's gonna be fucking hard yeah it's gonna suck i mean so so just
be clear uh for the viewers obviously ben micah evan and ryan are the only people going
to gold creek ken and i are staying back just because i mean we just don't really ride like
them uh Ryan's going yeah I said Ryan didn't I yeah but Ryan Ryan's going exactly yeah but
Ryan doesn't even ride dirt bike yeah so that that's my point he's he's really putting it out
there for that so you got to throw some respect he's going to the narliest ride in the country
no yeah seriously you ride dirt bike Ryan is laying it out for the boys on that one and he always
has like he's came on every trip with us and I love that is literally the only time he rides a
dirt bike once a year in the hardest terrain ever like it doesn't make any sense it really
doesn't even own one he doesn't even like oh yeah let me get a little feel for like because he took
your bike one year the first year he doesn't it was he didn't even I guess he did he wrote it one day yeah
I mean he was hard on it it's all we're all hard on it well right no I don't blame you
I don't give a fuck but yeah it came back bent I remember that it was like yeah I was the
definition of bent I'm just picturing yo like my bike is
It was never the same, the same.
Well, yeah, because he threw it off, like, 14 clips.
Yeah, it was, like, I remember immediately, I, like, I, like, was on us, like, why?
Like, it was like, this was bent, but also, like, the, I was looking at, like, the, I don't know that, what do you want to call it, the air?
What is it called?
Cooler.
Why?
Oh, the radier.
God damn.
Yeah, he definitely did that.
The air.
No, the radiator was, like.
fucking this way.
Nothing lined up and I was like,
oh, this thing has been doing some shit.
I didn't care, because I told him going to know,
I said, Ryan, I hope you total my bike,
but I hope you're okay.
Speaking of like the busted up bikes and shit,
did you guys see the video of the New York City mayor
running over all those dirt bikes?
Did you see it, Evan?
Evan, we might have to blindfold, Evan.
You're going to cry, I think, Evan.
Listen up to you.
Eddie riders in New York City, this is the noise they liked in here.
If you put a senior citizen on a dirt bike, they will be in danger.
If you put a senior citizen on a dirt bikes and scooters.
Scooters.
Scooters.
Dude, there's a Coleman minibike in there.
That's a legit moped.
That is a moped.
You're right, Ken.
Could you keep playing the video?
This year alone, and we're only in September, we did over 1,000.
So this year, it looks like we're going to be the ballpark of 2,500 to 3,000 dirt bikes that we have taken off the street.
I love how they're talking numbers, like, yeah, we're looking for 3,000 this year.
He's just mad.
He can't run the footbreak.
Right?
That's his problem.
He doesn't know.
Hey, Evan, there's nothing wrong.
We can't know how to run the foot break, bro.
Whoa.
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
Dude, you, yeah.
Does that hurt you a little bit, Evan?
It really does.
It's completely unnecessary.
What are, dude, we got to get you in the pack.
Like, Zach goes, get you in the pack of Philly.
Dude, you have no idea how bad I want to get out there.
We can make it happen.
Just cut it up.
Let's make it happen.
Let's do it.
Because you could actually hold your own.
The rest of us would look like our safety.
I'm not really, like, so if you can't really, and I'm, and I'm speaking from, like, in the pack, like, I can't.
Like, none of us could hold our own besides Evan.
Two stroke, Mike, you could actually probably do it.
No, you definitely could hold your own.
I wasn't going to say it because then you guys would be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Anyway.
Does say it.
Yeah.
No, all right.
Well, I can hold up in the pack.
Whoa.
No, I'm just kidding.
But, but, uh, but, uh,
Like, if you can't wheel you, then you just don't.
And then you're good.
You just chill, you ride, you take videos.
When you got fucking four bikes on every corner of you,
you probably shouldn't be wheeling if you're not in complete control.
And you get called a worm, I guess.
It's new to me, but like that's a term.
That's a, you don't want to be called a worm.
I can't imagine.
I can't imagine.
No, I'd, for real, like to do that, though.
I would go to wherever it is.
Like, we could go to one of the Miami rideouts.
Or Dallas.
Dallas.
I think the viewers would love to see this.
Philly would be a good one.
And then there's also Baltimore.
I think Baltimore would probably last.
Hey, Philly, it is then.
We'll call up Zach.
Zach goes could totally hook us up.
Our boy.
Zach, do you still ride, dude?
Crickets.
I think he does.
He just doesn't post it.
Yeah.
I mean, he rides every day.
He's a definition of riding every day.
I remember when Ben and I were like,
Really little.
Ben probably was in, like, third grade,
and I was probably in maybe fifth or six,
whatever I would have been at the time.
And remember the first time we saw, like,
the 12 o'clock boy videos on YouTube?
Yeah, it was like my first experience with YouTube.
I was rattled because it was like all these guys in the city
riding these dirt bikes with no helmets and just wheeling in.
and like the whole they were the best wheelers i've ever seen at that time and they were like the
cops would get behind them and they just would keep wheeling and like they'd run from them and i
remember it just being like what i was mind-blowing both of us were mind-blown and we would watch
those videos for hours and hours and hours and uh it kind of inspired us in a way yeah for sure
like like we we somewhat integrated them into our lives like if you watch like the earlier
videos we were totally like wheelie boys like we'd go to the streets and wheelie we don't do it so
much anymore and not because we're really scared of the consequence or anything it's just we've just
done it enough and also we're not necessarily like well i think yeah you come to it yeah you come
to a point where you're it either really interests you or it doesn't it doesn't mean you don't like
i still i still really appreciate it yeah and i'd like to do it in a different setting i think
that'd be fun i probably wouldn't be throwing up these crazy wheelies when i got all these guys in
a pack around me because I wouldn't want to take someone out in case something went wrong
but I would I'd be riding I'd be riding with them that'd be fun dude that'd be super fun yeah
that would be a great video yeah so I'm gonna say I think our viewers would really like that I think
if you're watching this right now and you want to see us head to Philly and like get on the
street that goes a real ride out up until you guys I know that goes has been saying this for
years yeah I mean really getting that like gets the nerves up like even just thinking
about it but dude yeah we'd have to we'd have to we'd put and ryan would bring his quad
oh ryan would actually be a wheelie boy on the quad on the quads that are like i mean there's a lot
of dudes out there wow it's amazing as long as ryan had his tire pressure dialed in yeah that is
important when you're in the quad my biggest fear though is still like can you imagine like
you're out in philly you get separated from the pack now you're just a dirt bike
In the middle of a city, you have nowhere to go.
You have no idea what you're doing.
The cops might be chasing you.
That's stressful.
There's hundreds and hundreds of people.
If you manage to get separated from that many people, you probably deserve to get caught.
Still scary to think about that.
Right, right on, right on.
Yeah, that's like high consequence, though, especially once.
Is it really, though?
What are you getting?
People die.
No, oh, yeah.
I thought you were talking crime.
I'm talking, like, I mean, of the police.
stop you okay so you give your bike up maybe they take you to jail no they don't stop you you run
well right yeah you do that first you leave the bike on the road go no pain there's no stop them
you'd probably get away um but that's dude that is like a different lifestyle you know like picture
those guys watching like our videos you don't understand ben gets pulled over for window tint
it's every two months no he doesn't even run dude
dude what the hell no no i'm saying i'm saying like those guys how do you get so good at wheel like
you know how much time you have to put on a bike practice practicing to get that good at wheeling like
dropping back one hand standing on the like all this shit right and then you're doing it in the middle
of town like that's where you practice you don't have like back country roads to practice on
and that i think is the huge the differentiation between people that are like yeah i like to wheelie
my dirt bike, and I'm a wheelie boy.
I think they actually have a natural, like a natural talent.
Like, if you're doing that shit, you obviously have to have some natural born talent.
And the best time on top of that.
And the best of the best guys are, it's one thing to have it.
It'll be like, yep, it's my favorite thing to do it.
No, it's not even like that.
It's like life.
That's my life.
Yeah, I started when I was 10.
Now I'm like, you know, whatever, 25, been riding for, on the streets, doing wheelies for 15 years.
is the only thing i like to do it's the only thing i eat sleep and breathe yeah at some point
we got to have zach goes on this podcast like the amount of stories that guys got is crazy it's crazy
and when zack came here he was like holy crap you guys have just straight flat roads how are you guys
not amazing at wheelies yeah every thing he got a heart on every time he's like there's no cars
to deal with like nothing there's no there's not really any cops around here yeah it's literally
just a different lifestyle yeah but i can see you doing it evan i can see myself doing it
we'll get you in there so you do know how to press the back break then i'm familiar
nice so evan can you tell me what it's like removing asbestos one of the most dangerous like
it's not a chemical what what what is asbestos well start start from the beginning what your job is
because I mean people don't know you that are listening or I mean most people probably don't know you
outside of just what is the tiny fraction that is showing of you on our videos yeah I uh I mean I remove
asbestos um asbestos isn't it's a naturally occurring mineral that is used in building
materials um from like the 80s right 70s earlier yeah it's like prior 1980 or something like that
It's literally, it could be like in anything, like floor tiles, sheetrock, like literally like anything, window culk.
And then you, it's cancerous?
Yeah, if you create dust with it, yeah, it can cause cancer.
So we have to safely remove it, like hazmat suits and respirators and make the world safe for all you other people.
That's crazy, dude.
So you deal with that every single day.
Yeah, it's actually pretty terrible.
I hate it.
But is that, does that worry you?
No, because I'm probably going to like pile myself up on the bike or something before the cancer can catch me.
Don't say that.
Holy shit.
That was insanely dark.
Something about me also wants to tell you not to say that, but Evan, you'll crack jokes about not just asbestos, but about that all the time.
Evan's going to be piss if the asbestos gets to take them out.
These airplanes are going to take me out before the asbestos does.
Evan's over here removing asbestos every day, five days.
or five days a week
and he's worried about hopping on an airplane
I mean I'm in control of the asbestos
I'm not in control of that airplane
You're right
You're in control of it as best as you can be
Asbestos I'm sorry
Asbest as you can't
Had to
Yeah so I mean like I guess random question
But like what's the weirdest place
You've ever had to remove asbestos
Like is it literally just like abandoned buildings
Or like is it like offices or what
I feel like they wouldn't send them into abandoning
Oh it's everywhere I mean we'll be in like
like a hospital like fully like emergency room and whatever and like up above the ceiling
tiles there'll be a leaky pipe with like asbestos on it like it's i mean it's everywhere schools
like literally just any building that was built before 1980 like could have asbestos in it
and you just hazmat up and go in there and take it down yep and then throw it into trash bags
and throw it away like how do you remove asbestos does it go to the land?
Yeah, I mean, it just goes to like a regulated landfill, like there's lots of paperwork and regulated landfill where there just so happens to be fire burning or what?
No, no, asbestos doesn't burn.
Seriously?
Yeah.
I mean, we do a lot of jobs with like burned down buildings, but we got to go remove the asbestos because it's still there.
Wow. That's super weird.
That's why they used it because it doesn't burn.
Oh, shit.
Like fireproofing.
It's made out of a bestis.
Damn.
The best is the best.
How'd you get into that, Evan?
My boss was like my neighbor, and I was about to graduate high school,
and I had no plan for my life, and he asked me if I needed a job, which I did.
And then I started doing it, and I've been doing it for, like, 10 years now.
And I guess I'm just kind of stuck doing that, paying the bills.
and go to work the next day.
That's good.
So one might say you're a pro at it by now.
Oh, definitely.
Best, best, there's, as best as this, there's ever been.
I'm picturing them at some, you know, like, they're, you know, in Texas.
Convention.
This huge thing.
Well, it's like this huge job.
Evan does a speech up there.
We got to call in Evan.
Dude, Evan, bro.
The only way this is getting removed is Evan.
Fly me out.
I'll take care of him.
He's, like, climbing up the wall.
Pain good?
Spidey suit
He's got a spider-man suit
Freaking hazmat suit
I don't do it
Everything I've ever seen Evan do
I always think to myself
Man that's amazing
Like it seriously
This guy is talented
You could pretty much do anything you set your mind to
I'd say Evan
I think anybody can do anything
They set their mind to
You just got to decide
Really?
I mean, not necessarily.
If you're an idiot, don't even try.
Some people suck at stuff, so then, yeah, they probably shouldn't even try, but no, if you put your mind to it, you can do it.
Really?
Do you think everyone is, like, equal?
You think there's just some straight up idiots in the world where it's like, man, you just got hit on the head with a hammer when you were a little kid and there's no coming back?
Yeah, no, there's definitely people that are screwed.
They got no shot.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, don't you think that?
No, I agree.
100%.
Like, who would be some of the people?
Dude.
Ryan.
I thought you were talking about Ken.
Jesus.
You guys not even here.
I know, that's why.
I'm kidding.
We got to take a tea break.
All right.
Well, I just need to put a disclaimer down.
This episode is 1,000% not sponsored by Twisted Tea.
It's just sponsored by the good vibes of Evan and the crew surrounding him.
Evan, can you tell me how you.
are not sponsored by Twisted Tea.
It honestly blows my mind.
You know what I think?
I think Twisted tea sucks.
I know we're drinking it right now,
but I just think Twisted Tea is one of the worst brands.
Oh, like as a company sucks.
Oh, I thought you meant taste.
No, it's a terrible brand, but it's just so damn good.
Evan, the only reason I drink Twisted Tea is when you're around.
Otherwise, I think Twisted Tea is terrible,
and I would not suggest buying it.
Unless they decide to sponsor us.
Then I think they should, I think you should.
But as far as, as until then, I would say Twisted tea is overrated.
But, like, we didn't mention that, like, we knew what Twisted Tea was before we met you,
but, like, straight up didn't drink it.
It became a thing once you met Evan.
Like, you guys all came back from the first Gold Creek trip, and you're like,
we got to get Twisted tea.
And I was like, what, why?
And then it was like, all of a sudden, ever since then, we've always had Twisted Dina.
That's been the nectar.
Yeah, it's super weird.
and obviously when you come
we're like
You gotta have teas for Evan dude
The tea party
And then
Mike
You sound so good and natural
When you say that
And obviously when you
Please don't make it sexual
Please
You're the one talking a lot of man
Yeah you're the one
You're the one thinking about it's sexual
The way you said it was just
Oh Evan when you come
There's so much tea
Mike when you licked your lips after that
I just took a drink
I even just slide to right here
feel free man
I know he's wearing a tie-eyed shirt
It's okay
You never know about this guy
I'm already hard
I have officially reached
delusional state
That's not good
Dude that's not good dude
Well Ben why are you at delusional state
Tell us about your day
Because most people think you just fuck around all day
It's true
This wasn't even in the plan but just tell
Tell why you are the way you are right now.
How many hours have you worked today?
What time do you wake up this morning?
Six.
You woke up at 6 a.m.?
Started editing at like 6.30.
Okay.
What time did we finish?
7.30?
Okay.
So what is it?
13 hours right there.
Then we went out to eat.
I realized that I think it was a little bit longer than that, but we'll say 6.30.
It's not even how much we've worked today.
Like that's pretty standard.
It's the constant buildup.
The constant how much we work.
work today yesterday the day before and the lack of sleep i've been getting and now it's like
going on a trip in five hours so i'm going to get like four hours of sleep and it's just like
building up and everyone thinks that you get to fuck around and just do whatever you want on a daily
basis what you are doing to agree yeah but either way fucking around or not it's still wears on
you you know but there is there a lot of people don't realize the work behind the scenes
Which I think, if you're not an idiot, you do, you know.
Well, I think it's easy to be, you know, you don't realize it if you're not in this world.
Yeah, but to be fit, like, you kind of want them to think that it's all like sunshine and.
Right, exactly.
You lead that on, so you don't bring them.
That's what people want to see, right?
When they get mad that you don't post two, three videos a week.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I'm just like honestly fucking exhausted.
Right.
And that's why we actually just recently.
Well, actually, I have one thing to say about that.
You know what I have to say about that, Ben?
What?
It's a long way.
Oh, my God.
If you want to rock and roll.
Honestly, that one came out of nowhere.
I didn't know how the fuck did you?
You really are tired of your fault for that.
I don't know.
So it's like when you get John Cineard.
It is.
We actually just hired our very first employee last week.
And now we're testing out.
Samick back there he's he's behind the cameras but for like just helping out with editing
filming um all that shit he has he has kind of a background in that uh we're trying to relieve
the workload which will um allow us to just allow you to make make more more videos yeah yeah
it's more so uh do the thing that you do best yeah that's the goal so one step at a time
You take one step at a time.
So right now you are exhausted.
You're going to have your theme song and that's going to be my theme song.
You don't need to rush.
It's like learning to fly.
I think we're at 15 hours though today.
15 hour working.
The worst part was I wasn't even picking up what song it was.
I know.
I'm like, dude.
Evans looking at me.
I have no idea what this is.
Who sings it?
Averilline Vadine.
Averlina Bedeet.
Aver Levine?
I'm sorry.
He was actually an LLC as a kid.
Which is nothing wrong with that, but he had to have.
You had an LLC as a kid?
No, I was in ice corp.
What the fuck was it when you're like,
you didn't know how to read,
so they had to pull you out of the class.
Special ed?
I did have that.
No, yeah, well, I did have that.
Is there a name for that, though?
And I don't know if you're making a joke out of that?
No, I'm saying that's all right.
Thank you.
People have that.
Yeah, it is
I mean
And you were a part of that
Yeah
But I
It's still kind of shows
They did a shitty-ass job
I was teaching you
But
I feel like you're making a joke
I'm not
I'm just telling the truth
Can we get to raise the hands here
Does it feel like a joke
Nobody
Nobody
Raise the hand
Besides Ben
How many years
And still doesn't know
How it fell
I mean
You can't fix stupid
That's the main thing
But
Did you say LLC
I thought you said LLC
I thought you said
LLC. No, I said Escorp.
My gosh.
I did say LLC. I don't know why.
I don't even know what it was called.
It was some kind of learning thing.
It was like a separate class and you got to go there and they helped you.
But it doesn't matter.
Whether you're in it or not, it doesn't matter.
It turns out it's good to be in it, I'd say.
Yeah, like you learned out of read eventually.
I wouldn't say it's a good to be in it.
You can't really teach him?
You think it's good to be in it?
Slow and steady.
I mean, at least you're getting help.
that's true agree yeah no for sure at least you can like say your rs and stuff
Evan I got a juicy question for you man juicy you know um here in this
what what's that 21st or 22nd I think 23rd no it's 2000 what 2021 something like that
but is it actually the 21st or would it be the 22nd it'd be the 21st
10 just holds up a 1 james give me the it's okay so Evan we're living in the 21st
century right now um it's a wild time to be alive quite frankly especially in the digital age
from your standpoint what's your thoughts on i mean bitcoin ethereum nfgs
what do you think about it um can you ask the question in english please that is about as
most basic as i can possibly i am so far out of touch with any of that
cryptocurrency, investing.
Like, I usually spend my money instead of investing it.
Smart.
We do, too.
Do you, do you know what an NFD is?
Bro, I don't.
No.
I don't.
Have you ever heard of it?
Do you know what it stands for?
Well, I don't expect you too, Mike.
Yeah.
No fucking thoughts.
Okay, so get this, get this.
I don't know if we can disclose this.
We'll maybe just cut it out if we, if not.
but I want to so our our new employee
Samick
he is very involved in like
the crypto space NFTs the digital age
quite frankly just the whole broad thing
but he bought an NFT
for $2,000 right
a fucking NFT for $2,000
can you explain the NFT first? It's like a fucking
digital picture okay okay actually I have heard about this
right it don't make sense he bought this
this NFT for $2,000
It was half an eighth at the time, but right now it would be about two-thirds of the media.
So he spent half of them Ethereum on it, which is $2,000 USD currency.
And right now, he bought that two months ago.
Guess what that NFT is worth right now.
Just throw a number out.
$10,000.
$60,000.
He made $58,000 in two months.
Cash out and buy some freshies.
Let's go riding.
You know, that's exactly what I'd expect to say, Evan.
I asked him, I said, did you say?
sell it and he goes no i'm holding it so he's still holding on to this this digital 32 bit
picture of this fucking fish or whatever the fuck it is i don't want to like i don't want to like
expose you too much but it's just this picture and and it's he made 58k and samick is i mean
anyone could have technically done that so do you have to bid on that or is it just like
timing that you i think he got relatively lucky but also he put himself in the right spot at the
right time because he did the he did the work and he listens and he stays up to date he does
research i've i've been asking about it the past two days he's been staying with us and
and kind of just following us around getting a feel for things uh and how how things go around
here and we've been just getting to know each other and and i mean holy shit i've never
heard of such a gain i've never 58k in two months yeah that's like that's what people
making in the whole year i mean he did say he's bought in a couple other
NFTs or whatever, and, uh, and, like, those ones just stayed where they're at.
They stay where that.
What?
I'm just, I don't know.
I was just, I don't know.
I'm just thinking about Evan, like, comprehending this.
But you, you say, Evan is like, okay, how many E's did he spend on this NFT?
Your description of said NFT was like how I, when you were like, I don't know, it was some
fish or whatever the fuck it is.
That is like every NFT to me.
I'm like, yeah, I don't know.
There's some jingle, some MP3 went for like 50K.
Well, that's what I mean.
Yeah, I mean.
I honestly don't know much about NFTs.
I'd like to learn more.
But also at the same time, it's hard for me to get behind it because realistically,
I just don't care about fucking, like, I would never spend a lot of money on a picture to put on the wall.
So why the fuck would I spend a lot of money on a picture that is like a digitalized 32-bit, low-quality.
quality picture
but for some reason
I don't think it's the point
I don't think it's I don't think
Samick was like man I love
this fish. Me and this fish
have a connection I think
it's all investment based right
but I just don't and I mean
I'm fucking happy for you. Can we sell that Pelican
as an NFT?
I'm sure you could. I'm sure
we could. I don't think any of our
fucking listeners
are trying to spend like a lot
of money on that though. Maybe we don't charge
a lot of money for it.
We're going to sell one digital asset of this pelican for $100,000.
Jesus.
Count me the fuck out.
I'll take it.
I won't even sell it.
Evan's like after listening to your guys' description of NFTs and just found out
of everything I've heard in the last four minutes, this is the best financial decision
I've ever made.
Do you have any stocks, Evan?
Absolutely not
The fucking corn stocks
Evan lives on the edge baby
Evan's like I got a stock pit bike
It's the only thing stocky's not
I will say though
Like I am questionable about the NFTs
I do probably think they are going to be something
Just because I look at the people that are behind it
Yeah
And for me to be questionable about it
Is relatively ironic because I was very bullish on Bitcoin
back in fucking the very early days,
2016, 2017,
back when it was fucking $4,000.
If I would have had that,
like enough money to invest in that,
I probably would have bought some back then,
but I just flat out didn't.
But then when it hit $12,000,
you probably would have sold.
Yeah, exactly.
Realistically, I would have flipped it.
So it's like whenever, man,
I wish I would have bought back then.
It's so hard.
Dumbass would have sold.
Yeah, I would have sold.
But I, I, uh,
It is interesting hearing about like the NFT space and I'm just going to milk Samick our new, our new employee for everything he's got.
Samick's back there like, I don't know if I have much more to give you, man.
He's like, listen, man, I just got lucky on this one.
But there's got to be a strategy, Samick.
Tell me, what did you do?
Yeah, no, I mean, that was just one of them.
You spent $2,000 on any investment, though.
It's kind of high risk, high reward.
But that's the life we live
Yeah, for sure
Everything we do
For sure
Unless you're spending $2,000 on Bitcoin
And then the next day it drops
25%.
You want to know
Like the fact of matter is though
You could be like Ken
And invest fucking a hundred bucks
Into like a crypto coin
Watch it all day
Watch it all day
All right
I think I'm ready
Or you could be like
Samick
And put two grand in
Fortune favors the bowl
And that's why Sam it came out on top
It's a beautiful thing
It is
That's the American way
Fortune favors the bold ladies and gentlemen
And on that note
I can't believe we're still talking about
Talking about cryptocurrency with Evan here
That's a broad thing though
No absolutely
Evan is a fucking bold motherfucker
He hits big jumps and does all the crazy shit on the bikes
And
Evan I tell you what
I don't do this for a lot of people
But I like you
So I'll do it for you
Oh, I will be your financial advisor.
Jesus.
I think you'd better off to have like a kindergartner telling you where to put your money.
Actually, though, at least you'd have some luck and some chance there.
That is incredibly offensive.
But so accurate.
So you don't foresee yourself ever dropping a couple of E on NFTs?
Oh, no, I could, I picture myself dropping many E.
I want to do this bit.
I want to do this bit.
We're going to get off the fucking crypto bullshit.
It's not bullshit.
It's just stuff.
Wait, one more question on that, though.
The pitcher that gets sold.
Yeah.
Can anyone sell a picture?
Basically, yeah.
But people want to buy it.
You have to have someone.
It's like anything.
You could sell a fucking can, but you need someone that wants to buy.
All right, whatever.
It don't make sense.
But it really doesn't.
I mean, what's the utility behind it?
I don't.
Just boil it down as if it was a tangible object, right?
So if there was 10,000 of these cans and across the board, somebody valued them at $2,000.
I don't know who, but that's what the market says.
I don't even fucking, I think I just realized, I don't even understand NFTs.
This is so funny, though.
Like, yeah, I mean, and I don't either.
It's like, that's why I haven't been speaking about it.
But it's hard to explain.
So all of these cans get bought, right, for $2,000.
Well, then there's more people that want to buy them.
So then the people that bought them at $2,000 are like,
hey, I'll sell it to you for $13,000.
Well, someone's like, well, I'll buy it for $13,000,
thinking that next week is going to be worth $30,000.
So it continues, right?
So now artists are doing it for, like, music.
Like Tori Lane's dropped NFT album.
So he's dropping, like, $1 per song, right?
And then he sells a $1.
I mean, all I'm saying is, can I, like, just sell some wheelie pictures?
Yeah, yeah, you can, if you can.
Yeah, yeah, well, somebody has to buy them.
Hook me up.
With what?
Money, I guess.
No, no, no, no.
You don't really need money.
You got some of that E.
You give me the E, I spend the E.
I was like, where can I get some of that?
I know, that's the first thing I was thinking.
This is getting a sketchy here.
Where do I get it?
So, Ryan, Ryan put in our notes, he wanted us to ask you some, some, explain that Graham.
Explain that Graham.
Graham of what?
Instagram, Evan, Instagram.
Explain my Instagram?
Like, certain pictures.
Oh.
Yeah, what's it all about?
I think people.
Bro, that are listening to this.
Post right now, dude.
People that are listening to this have no idea who we have talking to them right now.
I mean, that's just being flat out honest.
You're an interesting guy, very, uh, um, dynamic, I would say.
Like, you've been around the block.
You know a thing or two about a lot of things, a lot of things.
I love a broad.
you're being right now.
He does.
I think that's the nicest thing anyone's
ever said to know.
I'm not sure if it was a compliment, but
no, I mean that actually.
It's a nice thing.
Like, you just,
you just,
you fucking,
like,
if I told you some crazy situation
that happened to me,
you'd probably like,
oh yeah,
one time that happened to me
and like,
this is what I did.
Like,
honestly,
I'm just telling you,
like,
you would probably have an answer.
I've been some place.
And I'm not saying you would say it as like a breaking way.
You'd just be like,
this is how it happened.
And like,
you know you would you would tell me how to handle it yeah like i feel like you're able to bring
something to any situation it might not be the same thing might be some words of wisdom it might be
uh words of learning from a mistake it might be physical labor but you're able to bring
probably usually a laugh though all right evan i uh so i've been told in the notes to you know
explain the gram instagram just to be clear because you know i don't want you to get the wrong
idea since when were you a golfer oh i mean you look like our golfing videos there you my my parents
have a house on a golf course so i actually grew up golfing we should start calling you country club
evan dude it was a country club i mean i just uh i wasn't really cut out for golf i'm a little
like right strong no shit i i have a hard time believing that yeah i need to be like i don't know
golfs is too slow i don't know fast enough
for you?
No, it's just not quite
on pace with what I
like to do.
I still enjoy playing once in a while,
but it's not my cup of tea.
You don't say.
So is it, like, is it cool, though?
Like, if we...
That's pretty good, dude.
So if we do rip a reckless golfing three,
would you come?
Oh, I'm gonna be there.
Even if you don't invite me, I'm showing it.
I didn't even need to do that.
Fuck you guys.
CJ, you missed that one, bro.
Mike, why do you like that?
I don't, I don't like it.
Why am I like that?
Are you trying to give some hidden message
live on the fucking podcast?
Fuck.
Again.
What the fuck, Mike?
Again.
All right, listen, Evan.
We're going to forget about Mike and his sexual ideas.
His sexual agenda is trying to press over here.
Evan, you know, we've had plenty of friends come up to us and want to be a
involved in the reckless golfing uh i'm not going to say names but i am slightly worried because we turn
them down no it's not that we turn them down it's because they they want to be involved in reckless
golfing three which is inevitable it's going to happen i am worried because of the way things
evolve if you're somebody who who works a job and is like you're you're employed by somebody
and they get to, like, fucking, you know, maybe decide some things for you.
We're more than likely getting hauled out of that.
In Reckless Golfing 3, we are going to be hauled out of there by the cops.
Like, we might be going to jail.
We might be, like, I mean, realistically, we're probably going to get in trouble.
Like, big trouble, I would imagine.
Well, you guys got to have a good lawyer, don't you?
I'm a retainer, like, ready to go?
It's not even about that.
He's the best.
Realistically, like, we're just going to wait.
wear it but it's like we we get to wear it it's kind of part of it i just don't want you to
have to like deal with repercussions are you okay with that oh i'm i'm fine with that i'm fucking
you're coming with come you say i like to live dangerously you do you do would
i really think reckless golfing would be extremely reckless if you come do you think you
Oh, my God.
You think you're...
I'm like almost.
Bro.
I definitely missed it.
I feel so left out.
What happened?
I'm not going to repeat it.
Hey, Evan's going to join us in Reckley's Golfing 3.
I'm not coming.
But I also want Cody to come and Justin Hanson.
I'm just worried about like them being in the paper.
And getting in trouble.
I know.
Mike wants having to come.
But all I'm saying, like, I know you guys don't give a fuck
because you just, that's just how you are.
But I just don't want you to get in trouble when your name's in the paper.
And then your boss is like, you put in the paper.
Your boss is like, hey, man.
C.J.
How hard are we going to go and paper?
Rexx Golfing 3 is going to be a fucking, it's going to be, dude.
No, it's going to be crazy.
I do, I do love that your, your men.
I'm ready for it.
No, because, like, I wasn't...
I was ready for it on reckless golfing, too.
I was ready to have the cops.
I'm ready for it, but, yeah, like, I wasn't ready for the cops to come until number four.
But, like, if they come number three, dude, I'm in.
I want all the cups to come.
I feel like, Jesus.
Of course you want all the cops coming, Mike.
Jesus, dude, Jesus.
Holy.
We got to cut this shit.
Mike's getting horny.
That would be the greatest intro to a movie
We shouldn't talk about
We're getting reckless
Goal and all the cops come
We're getting all the cops to come
Oh my wrong channel, buddy
There was one picture that I wanted to talk about
First off, I didn't know you used to have a Ford fucking Ranger
Of course
How did you load the snowmobile in backwards
And then put the track of
on the roof. I mean, David was there.
He helped me. We just
pulled it right on in there. I mean,
how do you load a snowmobile on the roof?
You just get it up there.
That is kind of one of those things. Like, there's
no good way to do that.
We got a manhand of that. Yeah, we just pulled it on up.
Do you think you'd want to stand up?
Right now.
I will get this guy's stand up.
All right.
I'm surprised.
Well, dude, I'm just.
Just make a, dude, because if I had a boner, then you guys, all your shit would be valid.
But I have to ask you, Evan.
Like, I straight up can't see you behind this leaning tea of pizza.
I'm, like, straight up, like, watching you.
Oh, shit.
Damn it, dude.
That was, those, those.
We worked for 45 minutes on that.
All right, Mike, sorry to.
I just got tea all over, Evan.
That was a fully.
So.
It's only 11, 12 at night.
I want to ask you, okay, so one of the first times Evan, like, hung out with us at the shop,
he goes, I got to, I got to, we got to watch this movie.
We got to watch this documentary together.
Like, it's super good.
And, you know, anyone will say that.
I'm like, sure, dude, I love documentaries.
It's kind of a hidden gem.
And we rip, yeah, a video that I would never have came across, probably ever, any of us.
And it's called Carts of Darkness.
How did you come across that?
And, like, why is it, like, you guys just have to watch it, but, like, it's phenomenal.
It's just, like, how you come across anything?
on YouTube. It literally just popped up and it was the thumbnail was like a dude riding a shopping cart
down a hill. Of course I'm going to click on it. Let's check it out. And then I mean just the first
like minute the intro is really intriguing like this guy like blows his leg out and like
crashes into a truck or something. So like in the first yeah 30, 40 seconds it sucks you right in and then
I mean, I just decided to watch it about 100-something times after that
And share it with all my friends
And every time you're hearing
It's amazing
It's like your good night
Lullaby where you can't fall asleep without it
Oh, exactly, yeah, it's a nightcap
Every time I come in in the morning, it goes,
It's like, are you still watching?
Carts of darkness
Dude, I mean, it's actually like,
You probably literally watch it over 100 times
Yeah, I'd say right around 100.
probably. I mean, I've started it a hundred times.
Evan. Evan.
Ben.
Do you want us to try and get you in Carts of Darkness, too?
I mean, yes, if that means that you guys come up to Duluth and we steal a bunch of shopping carts and ride them down the hills, then yes, I want to be part of Carts of Darkness too.
Carts of Darkness, too.
Carts of Dark.
Filmed and produced by Seaboy's TV.
We're not even in it, just Evan.
Carts of darkness, 6.9.
A bunch of homeless people in Evan.
Yeah, I was going to say a little bit of a premise.
The guys who bomb the hills on carts,
the way they make their living is collecting bottles.
So we have to do a little bit of that, too.
It's a very fascinating film,
but also it is slightly hard to watch at the start.
Like, for you, for some reason,
it intrigues you and gets you,
it gets high of your retention.
It sucks you in it.
It hooks you exactly whatever YouTube video wants to do.
But for me, it's almost like, oh, this is like to watch.
I just remember when you explained it, you're like, yeah, it sounds dumb,
but watch the first two minutes you'll be hooked.
I've probably seen it like 30 times.
I mean, I'm not saying it's not a good video.
I'm just saying it is at first.
You got to get over the hump.
What else do you watch on YouTube, Evan?
Seaboy's TV mainly.
And cops.
Why are you all sweaty, bro?
Sorry, I was just watching cops.
Evan, do you ever, like, show, uh, is like, I mean, you got a very nice girlfriend now,
but like, do you ever, uh, before that or maybe even when you picked up your current girlfriend,
did you ever, like, bring her home and just be like, hey, uh, let's, let's watch some C Boys TV
and you click, like, like a video that has you starring in it.
Allegedly.
One of the million view videos.
Allegedly, I've played that video many times.
help you? Which one?
Like the ice one? That was a good one.
Right. That one did the job.
The Gold Creek one. Yeah, I mean, might get home from the bar, maybe just throw that on.
You're like, oh, that, is that on?
What? Whoa, I didn't know they were playing that tonight.
Oh, shit.
Oh, is that me?
When she's in the bathroom, you flick it on.
Like, walk, you click to get out of the room.
You like candles.
Hide the remote.
Set the mood.
laying there on a what the fuck am i doing on the tv what does that say a couple million views
dang so did it work that's some that's the main part of it did it help do you think her did it
hurt i mean i think i was getting it either way but i think it helped
the confidence is unparalleled i mean i wouldn't doubt you there i wouldn't doubt you there
Evan. So, Evan, you're a northerner, right? Would you consider yourself a northerner?
True. You live in northern Minnesota? Yeah, I mean, I guess. But anyone north to me, I consider
a northerner and I feel south. You're like, okay, okay, okay. So, I mean, am I northern to you
probably? Probably more east than anything, but... All right, we don't have to get too specific here.
so i'm i'm i'm insanely entertained by the snapchats that you send us just have your weekend shenanigans
it's the things that i wish the internet could see but you just like you just keep them to
yourself and you just hold them up but occasionally they'll hit your instagram feed right
so i'm very curious as to what was this guy is this guy okay let's start out of
with that is this guy okay i'll show yeah yeah that's my buddy kyle shout out to kyle
he uh busted up a few ribs on that one he uh borrowed his dad's four wheeler probably with without
permission we were young there we were like 18 14 19 yeah he got bodied dude we had got all uh
licked up and went back to the old climbing hill and yeah he he piled there i think that was the last
time he ever wrote his dad's wheeler though
That's my favorite thing.
Bro, he put the foot down like it was a break.
Yeah.
Like a bad hand.
He gave it a good run.
He just,
I mean,
that's what happened.
That was a big hill.
That's my favorite thing is like up north when you guys,
when you guys aren't getting too liquored up,
you're on bikes.
And then you're like,
yeah,
when we're really drinking,
we get on the wheelers to keep it safe.
Oh yeah.
You ride the wheelchairs.
Wheelchairs when you're drinking.
To keep it safe.
Yeah.
To keep it safe.
Well,
I was like,
I went up there to visit for one weekend and you guys.
did more crazy shit than we do on a weekend.
Yeah, you should really consider getting a YouTube channel.
I don't know how.
I just do the things, not the, not the, not the, not the filming and the editing and the
and the making money part.
I don't know how to do that.
People have been trying to snatch you up, though, haven't they?
I mean, there's been a few, I don't know what the word is, uh, inquiries.
Inquiries.
Inquiries, there we go.
What are they trying to do?
I mean, I don't know, we just kind of talk about it, and then I don't know, we just...
Try to make a video.
The stars don't align.
Like, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Like, you try to make a YouTube video or what?
I guess I've never really tried to make a YouTube video.
I mean, like, a few times, like, go, like, do shoots and stuff and whatever.
And that's all cool, and it works out good, but, like, I don't know.
A lot of this stuff that happens is, like, spur of the moment.
You know what I mean?
Like, you can't plan a shoot, but then...
Like, I mean, the cool stuff that happens is just like when it happens.
You can't plan that stuff.
So it's like, it's like you need like what you guys have.
Like you guys have your crew and you're like always just like on the same page all the time.
We do a good job of making like a, uh, we set up a, uh, an environment.
An environment for mayhem.
Yeah.
Like if you're coming out and then have a camera set up an environment for, uh, where you're going to
thrive in and we're all going to thrive in
and then that's when we're rolling
the cameras because we know like
we want to like make this good and we don't want to make
it entertaining what could we do
to possibly make this
stand out from the rest
you know and it's like when you
deliberately try
and you like
you know really make it a thing
like we make it very natural
like you don't you can't force it. You show up
you show up you don't know what's going on
you don't care like we're just hanging out
but maybe we're like oh we're gonna like go do this really quick but just like that little thing
steers us in the direction for a great video what makes what makes you so entertaining is the fact
that you don't have to think about that you don't have to think about is somebody getting this
shot or what am i saying after or how do i set this up and there's people that are so
entertaining and then as soon as they have to be like the producer of it it like eliminates it
yeah it just takes away like the the entertainment factor of what made that person special right
not saying that you don't you couldn't do that obviously but i'm just saying you thrive best
when we're just like devon hit that jump bro and you're like okay you don't have to think about it
you just do it we we film it and half the time we're not even trying to like film it it's just you're
doing it i'm just trying to fucking pop the battery in order to get it yeah yeah and the thing is
is like back home i mean we're not filming like anything ever like just do it for fun you would be
doing all the same shit or whatever the hell of it yeah exactly right and that's why i think
it always comes off so good because we really are doing doing it for fun like i'll look back on
you know one of our most viewed videos is the thumbnails is me on the shifter card and you on
the dirt bike.
That is a sick.
Was that not a fun day?
Was that not a fun day?
The whole day was amazing, but just even that thumbnail is crazy.
So sick.
It's cool too because that's not photoshopped at all.
Like a lot of times if you have two vehicles like that, you'd have to Photoshop it together.
It'd be very hard to capture two things sideways, moving that fast.
Moving fast and in focus.
But that was, dude, the stars aligned on that way.
I don't know why.
I just look back on like that.
that like time era it was like we were grinding and like shit was blown up but also we were having
so much fun like we went out on the lake that day we did all this crazy shit we came back after
being on the ice all day hopped in the hot tub then right from the hot tub we hopped in a limo
and drove to fargo and went like downtown got all hammered and shit and drove back it was just a blast
No, we didn't
We didn't?
I mean, I don't know
Maybe I'm mistaken another day
What did we do that day?
See, you're so confident
I was like
Yep, that was a good day
I'm not trying to be that guy
But I'm just saying
I have never been to Fargo
With you guys
Short of to the airport
To pick up a homie that does wraps
Maybe not
Maybe that was a different day
I mean I'm sure we went somewhere else
And got drunk
But not Fargo
But all I know is it all blends together at some point.
Either way, it was great.
Either way, I'd say there's so many good times when you come here that, like,
it's hard to keep straight, honestly.
Either way, man, that was the best.
I'm excited for this winter to get back on the day nice.
We have been on our two a week, Ryan.
We always pick it up in the fall because we just, I don't know.
Don't have as many distractions.
It's not summer, yeah.
And we just get downed and we're all about it.
I mean, we always are all about it, but.
You need to pace yourself because you're going to fucking burn out if you're just constantly putting in days like today, for say.
Yeah, and we've said this before, but like everyone leaves in the fall.
Like, there's no one around.
And guess what we get to do.
You can kind of do your own thing.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's really nice.
Like, especially in the winter when there's, like, actually no one around, you kind of get to make our own rules.
Right.
Exactly, man.
Well, Evan, appreciate you coming on, man.
I can't wait to see the video footage of whatever the fuck
you manage to do on your dirt bike in Gold Creek
We'll be posting that
It's not his dirt bike though
It's a rental
Dude I have never had a rental bike before
I'm gonna fuck it up
Yeah do it
Do it Evan you should ghost ride that bitch
Oh jeez
I'm at least going to scrape that fender off
Oh yeah
At the bare minimum we might be on the hook for a fender
Ride it
Till it's fucking
to the bolts
To the wheels fall off
So the wheels fall off
Dude, I'm also looking forward to the videos
That aren't on a bike
We can capture any of those
Yeah, yeah
I think you guys will be hitting up
Maybe possibly collaborating
With grind hard plumbing
Oh yeah
They're a huge channel
If you don't know who they are
But they kill it
They do the most insane builds
Shout out to those guys
They're awesome
Wait so I might get to drive a Barbie jeep
You might so Evan
And we get to stay at David's
For the first time ever too
It's gonna be crazy
You can't wait to burn that place down, dude.
Dude, yeah, David built the house on top of a mountain.
It's fucking sick, and he never lets us stay there, so.
Let's not spoil it for the video, though.
Right.
Let's cut it here.
We've had a great podcast.
What did we just film?
Realistically, just the boys talk.
This really wasn't much of, like, I don't know.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.
It was a blast.
This is an easy one.
It was so fun.
Easy.
Nothing but entertaining.
So entertaining.
I love you guys.
Thank you so much.
Hit the subscribe button.
We'll see you next time.
Peace.
Slim, shout out of Slim.
Let's go.
See you, Slim.
See you, Steve.
Peace.