Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Our Cow WINS Mayor Of Our Town, Micah Buys New Car Live on Podcast, Ryan Not Invited to Wedding!

Episode Date: August 25, 2026

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He successfully pulled off one prank. Okay? There's ideas floating around. We did it, boys. We finally infiltrated the government. Whoa, geez. After a lot of years. How do you feel about like shenanigans going on at your wedding?

You said you have to run it by Greta. You can do it. You might get in trouble for it, but you can do it. That's so lit. 750. How about 70? 70 young man. Can't believe.

I just did that. Hey, Jack. Oh, did you just leave? He's not in his office. Bobby and Dr. drywall got out of their fence. No, I'm just kidding. Oh, they did? They did? No, no. I was going to say, because you know, that's the first thing that

Bobby wanted to put into, into motion. No, no mayor. Sorry, no fences. Yeah, no fences. As the new mayor. As the new mayor. So our mini-hiling cow got elected as mayor, so that's pretty sweet. Go, Bobby. So Bobby. A pot bottle. It was a hard-fought battle.

And hard-fought bottle, too. He was going after that thing. So it was drywall. We actually brought drywall out to see it. What did drywall think about the spotlight? Didn't care as much, but he was still cool. He did. I would say he definitely wasn't, I mean, he was still like the red-headed stepchild.

You know, it's like Bobby was the star and then drywall was just there. I think drywall was like a little confused when we like picked him up, put him in the sprinter, brought him there. He was like, damn, so this is where Bobby's been just dipping off to. Yeah. He's like, this is how he's been rolling around.

When we were initially taking Bobby to election day, drywall was just moving up a storm. He was mad that he wasn't coming with. Oh, he wanted to support. So we felt bad, and then we went back, got him. He doesn't move around quite as easy, move around quite as easy as Bobby, though. Like, he is twice as heavy. Oh, yeah, to pick him up.

Dude, he's been putting on pounds. All they do is eat grass all day. CJ, I did want to preface this because I heard you mention it. Is it a micro mini or is that made up? Yes. No, that is true. He's a micro mini Highland Cow. And then drywall is a mini highlight.

And that's why if you guys have seen like... I don't know if it's necessarily a different breed. I think he... No, but I think it's just a little genetic switch up in the tincture. Because if you guys have seen like Bobby is substantially smaller than drywall, maybe... I think it's more so just like the way that the cookie crumbled in what they were, you know... But then I heard the whole micro mini thing. But we don't...

It does seem like... He's so small. That's what they call him. It does seem like the gap between them is getting bigger. Bobby's your drywall's still growing a little bit. Bobby's just kind of staying the same size. And we love them both the same, even though drywall's a little bigger. Yeah, we love them the same.

It's true. Love all your children. You gotta get a trailer. Somebody's saying, like, even though they're still minis and micros, they're still going to get to be like 500 pounds. Oh, yeah, no, we're not. This was, this was the last day that we were able to two people pick up drywall. Me and Gavin Eland were.

It was tough. It was tough. With me distracting him, just to even let you pick them up. Yeah, well, Evan was there with the bottle because drywall was not having it. As you can figure, he didn't want to be picked up. He's difficult. But yeah, now the mayor. Bobby's the mayor.

How was running around town? I missed it. It was fantastic. Bobby was just going around and greeting everyone, eating grass the whole time. People loved him. People were excited. Yeah, I mean, that's, he won by a landslide. Yeah, 60-some percent of the votes.

The other 40 was split between. like six other five yeah and I'll tell you this much you know I thought when Ken was running I thought that as a candidate he was difficult to deal with no offense Ken you know I just figured you know it's like we would propose something and Ken would obviously not want to do it and then we'd have to you know kind of make it happen we'll take his bottle and lead him along yeah I mean when you're dealing with a cow as a candidate it's more difficult actually than dealing with a stubborn human you're just kind of going wherever the cow wants to yeah dude he just wants to eat grass.

He'll like kind of, that's all he wanted to do. If you see some greener grass over there, he's going that way. And if you're like, hey, no,

let's stay here, buddy. He just will keep tugging. Like, he is relentless. And if you're trying to pull him to somewhere, like,

let's just say where everyone's going to stand for the announcement, it's such a balance of like, kind of pushing him along, but not pushing him too hard because if you push him too hard, he'll just lay down. He figured that out.

He'll just lay down. And he's just like, nope, not going. Damn. like it's just this balancing act. Yeah, he's on a one track mind. Or one track mind.

Grass. That's all he cares about. And at this point, I figured, like, you know, we've kind of been treating them like dogs. I thought maybe that they would start picking up, like, dog behaviors of, like, listening to their name or, like, want to do maybe any other thing that eat grass. But no. Just eat grass. Their cow instincts. They're just taken over.

Yeah. That's all they care about. And so it was what? in front of town hall was the announcement. It had to be popping. It was. It was a lot of time.

Well, let me tell you this much, Ryan. So as mayor, once he got inaugurated, his first act was free ice cream for all. That had to be big. He came through on his promise. I'll tell you what, Ryan.

It was big. It was so big that the ice cream people that we had come and, you know, give out the ice cream. So we paid for him. Hey, we bought all the ice cream. Give it out to people for free. Well, scooping,

rock hard ice cream is not. as easy as you would think on an 85 degree day when it's been sitting in the freezers like this, right? So when you got a line of a hundred people waiting for their ice cream. Emphasis on rock hard. How many scoops were we giving out? Like three. Oh, so they were a healthy amount, right? You don't want to

jip people up. Bobby's not here to jip people out, right? You know, it's like Dave Sherbrook's dog definitely would have been like a one scoop. Yeah, one trip. A little, one little dog tree. Nobody likes that. Yeah, but Bobby was being generous with it. So me and Mike hopped in the ice cream truck. It was... And scoop? And we Scoop for like two hours probably

My arms are still tired But keep my arms are still tired When the ice cream's free Like Haley's up there taking orders And it's you know if you're doing transaction after transaction that orders are coming in slow But it's just like yeah I'll get Superman Cotton Candy Mint Chip

Rocky Road Holy shit. Yeah so me and Mike were slinging You were like a bartender at the college bar. And you think scooping ice cream you know you'd be back there There's the freezers right? Yeah it should be cool. Well apparently freezers kick out out heat, as me and Mike learned.

It was probably 110 degrees in there. And the truck ceiling was about that's all. So you were ducking the whole time. Oh, no. All the pot is going to see is Mike's chest. The free ice cream string was pretty crazy of Bobby to do. It was definitely.

I thought it was also good. I'm glad that you had fun. Well, I was in a suit all day holding on to Bobby wherever you'd take you. We were working. We put in our sweat equity. You don't know many people want to come and talk to Bobby and everyone. I have to speak for Bobby. So I was just talking all day long and it was fun though i mean i think corn around's one of the best it's the best town in

america and it's getting moved in the right direction yeah it's corruption is leaving things are turning around it's in its prosperous era we did it boys you know bobby did it well bobby did it we finally infiltrated the government whoa geez a lot of years hold on no hold on no we put bobby in the race bobby won the race he's not done removing the corruption he's going to keep cleaning up the streets And they just, oh, man, is, what are you guys going to do? We could use a new bridge, this bridge that we actually took photos of it. Bobby's not a contractor. I know.

It's like, is that how it works when the politician gets in? They just all of a sudden just start funding the town renovations? I don't know. Did we get bought out by anyone? Like, did anyone approach us before Bobby got elected and try, you know. We forgot that crucial part of getting into government was getting bought out by somebody for their benefit. Yeah, we didn't really think about that. No.

we didn't pat our pockets unfortunately but that's not how Bobby is Bobby's still got a soul you can sell it yeah exactly that's true that's true Mike it's a good point yeah nobody bought Bobby and so we are fixing the bridge or they want an ungodly amount of money to fix this

how much it was like 25 grand to build back in 2017 yeah so where did the $200,000 quote come from they want $200,000 somebody told me it was 250 grand to fix it that was the fix or replace it there's not even a fucking sidewalk to it.

Hold on. Do they plan on driving trains over this bridge? Who knows? Like a small pedestrian bridge. What is actually wrong with? Apparently it's... Apparently it's... Apparently it was built fucking wrong. It was built in 2017, right? That's not that long ago. Who built it?

I don't know. We should call them and have them fix it. There's got to be at least a 10-year warranty on a bridge. I don't know. I don't know if we were. But if we did, I think we should make the bridge cool and not... It's been a mid-six figures on a... bridge. So, I mean, maybe this is a stupid question, but like,

does Cormorant need a bridge? Not for 200 grand. Where does this bridge go to? Goes from Richards, Kittyland, to the pickleball courts. Is anyone using that? I think Cormoron's so small, you should just get your steps in and walk around. Well, now they

have a sidewalk. Use local businesses. We got our first sidewalk guys. That's the highway that bypasses our beautiful town. The bridge. It's cutting off the Cormon store and the pub and the liquor store. Yeah. This is so, like, politician of us to, like, have somebody, have somebody propose a new bridge

in town and now us to be like, oh, that's too much money. Does a town even need a new bridge? We're trying to keep taxpayer dollars low. And if we aren't, we're trying to spend it on something that's fucking worthwhile. Watering the grass. That's what Bobby. That's all Bobby cares about it. That's where he wants every dollar allocated.

Townwide sprinkler system. Yeah. Remove the gates and water the grass. Wouldn't be that crazy, would it? What is it? I've never put in a sprinkler system. Is that a pretty expensive thing? Depends how many heads you're doing. Right. I mean, let's say you're doing 10.

Not very much money. Under 10 grand. 10 would take care of about the C store. Way under 10 grand. A lot, though. I bet you're $2,500. I'm just learning about sprinklers now because the house I just bought, I go, man, the grass looks nice.

And I was like, it's so sweet. The grass just looks so nice. And then I'm like, oh, it has sprinklers, obviously. Yeah. So, like, are you still figuring out, like, what your house has, Mike? Yeah. Yeah, I'd imagine that. Yeah, I am.

Oh, I convinced Mike's neighbor the other day I ran into it at the music festival. And he was like, what's he doing over there? Like, a lot of things happening, huh? And I was like, oh, yeah, dude, pretty crazy operation. So he's actually putting a pool in right at the edge of the bluff that shoots water out of the pool into the water, into the lake. And then it circulates the water back up to the pool. So it's like a never-ending stream. Like, it's going to be like a waterfall down into the lake.

and he goes, damn, Mike's got some pole, huh? I was like, yeah, you don't even want to know what he's planning on doing with the house. And then I kept going. Yeah, I kept going with it. So that guy's telling stories around town that Mike's building a infinity waterfall into the lake. Anything's believable on the lake until you actually do something between the, you know, the shoreline. You have to be very careful about what you do. Yeah, if you're on the lake, like, you can't even, I mean, you have to get everything approved.

Yeah. And if you are doing something crazy, everyone says the same thing. Damn, must have some polls. Let's have some pull. Who does he know? Oh, he's just doing it. I think that's what I told him. Oh, he's just doing it.

He's just paying the fine. I thought you would have said that he's putting in like a motocross track or something like that. Well, what did I end up saying? And then I told him because like he lives right next door. And then I was like, yeah. And then he's like building this like crazy like entertainment system where it's like got lights and speakers that like go all around his house and like going every direction. It's a good prank. And he was up all night normally.

And he was like, oh, actually? And I was like, yeah, dude, he wants, like, his house to be heard from, like, a mile away, I guess. It's like, fuck. The people that lived there before were so nice and quiet. But, like, partially believable. Yeah, because, you know, you party so hard. Yeah. I do like loud music.

Yeah. To not, like, road house. But it's just my, there's no one there. It's just Mike, sober, listening to, like, the E. Um, boom, boom, em, em, shit until three in the morning. just shirt off in his yard. Sitting there in a chair. It's just a security system.

It's like washing his viper or something. He's got like a bunch of like white plants out. This guy's really got to get on normal human time. Somebody actually just commented on the pod, man, you guys finally bullied Mike into a normal sleep schedule. That's true. And I think it was his wife. Yeah. A little bit of everything.

We didn't have any pull in that. What was, and what was the evidence of that? I think he was just on time for something. One could argue that I'm in Fargo, blah, blah, blah. but like there's no more wake-up, Mike wake-up videos anymore. You know, there's been more Ryan wake-up videos in this year than... There's one. Have we?

When did we wake, Ryan? Vegas. And on the snowmobile? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that was funny. On the snowmobile? Remember the chief snowmobile challenge? You're just going to bed early.

Yeah, right. Can I get a picture? Oh, yeah. That was funny. You're not, yeah, you're not sleeping in late. You're just going to bed early. Yeah. It's a little bit of a problem.

True. Those are both, they were both bed early type lives. Yeah. Dude, nobody. nobody will fall asleep faster after a long day of doing stuff than Ryan. Pretty much like clockwork guaranteed. Dude, I just go hard during the day. He just disappears.

He just disappears. He leaves nothing left in the tank when it comes time to go into bed. It's not, you know, that's maybe a good thing. Bro, if we'd stayed in Gold Creek after pushing my dirt bike six miles, I would have been in bed by eight o'clock. Dude, I got to hear about that. So, yeah, we just got back from Gold Creek. We would have dropped the video last Thursday, but we did the hardest.

Hardest sanctioned dirt bike trail in North America on Chinese Timo dirt bikes. And I mean, it's gnarly. And then imagine doing it on bikes that are less than equipped for it. To say the least. Ryan's broke. So I don't know, probably a quarter of the mile up. Yeah, quarter of the way up. Let me show this video first and then we'll backtrack because this is literally what happened.

We took Dalton with us. It was very hard, which we will get into in a second. Dalton, to be fair, was a hero on this trip. Not only was he dirt biking it, he was running up, filming everything. He did a damn good job. Yep. He, by definition, used all of his battery. And so then by the time we got back to the lodge.

Wait, were people sitting with him and then they all left? Yes. Oh, my God. Dude, he was sick. That was the second day. The first day, he was sleeping on the other side of the lodge. He was sleeping on the other chair. He fell asleep in the lodge,

I think I have a video of that. It's because he was at Wee Fest, dude. Yeah. Yep. He ran it very hard. Yeah. And then we did the hardest trail in North America on Timu dirt bikes. So what happened to mine was they have like there's master links that are pressed together.

Ben, you know about that when you didn't do it right that one time? Yep. Been hearing about it. Have you been? Yep. Okay. And then there's like clip once. And this was a clip.

And so I presume. I probably hit it on a rock because there's no guards on it. And then the master link popped off, which means I don't have a chain. And so I said, all righty, guys, I'm obviously not going to make it. So I'm just going to go back. And I talked with Declan, owner of the lodge. And he was like, dude, I've coasted back from here tons of times. You're good.

Don't worry about it. And he's like, just take a left at the pine tree and a right at the rock. And the directions didn't make sense, but I was so focused on getting back. I was like, I'll figure it out. And basically, while you guys continued to go up, I went down, which was easy to coast down pack saddle. And then with the mind that he said it was downhill the whole way, I come around the first corner and it kind of just starts going slightly uphill. And you're like, oh, shit, I got to get this first hill out of the way. Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, I just got to get over this hill. I can see kind of the end of it. I can tell where it ends. I just got to get up. over this hill. I got over that hill, went downhill for about six feet, and then it was back uphill again. And I went, I mapped it out on Onyx, I pushed my bike uphill for 4.8 miles. That's a workout right there. Dude, that's actually insane, dude. Why don't you just leave it?

Because I knew eventually I would get to the downhill, because it's probably eight, ten miles back. So I was either hike the whole thing or push the bike. halfway and then get to idle down. Yeah, but yeah, you're right. We talked about it. You're right, though. You're thinking at really any moment, you're going to get to that crest and then you just sit on the bike and you ride it down. Because I distinctly remember it being uphill the entire way to pack saddle, but I guess not. This is me, this is the pace and the effort at which

I was pushing this bike for four miles. Could you imagine? Holy shit. I'm not fucking faking it, dude. It was a, it was a break. I'm not fucking baking it, dude. It was hard. Could you imagine some other riders just coming up and they see Ryan just pushing that piece of it? You didn't see anyone, obviously. There was not a single soul on the trail. I was praying, bro, that someone would come. They roll up on this guy. He's riding a trailmaster, a truly a dirt bike you've never even heard of before. He's pushing it down all alone. He was like, uh. How long did it take you to push that thing? About six hours. Yeah, I was going to say about six hours. Took me about six hours all alone. And so I pushed. And then I got all tuckered out.

out and I found this sandy spot in the trail and it was really hard to push on the sand because my boots kept slipping and I ended up just dropping the bike and then laying down on my backpack and I took a little nap. Dude, at any point where you're just like, I'm actually considering giving up and just like sitting here and just waiting? Multiple times, but I also know how our program runs and then I was waiting for you guys to just be like, oh, I don't want to take that way home. I'm going to go down another way.

It's not the way we went home either. No, exactly. If I hadn't pushed until where I did, you guys, you would have had to backtrack up to me. Yep. And I was pretty concerned about wolves moose. Oh, I had a plan. Not bears, though? I would have only been concerned about bears.

But Ryan just kids worked by a moose. I had a plan. I had a plan. Dude, a moose? Like, that's like, it's embarrassing to tell. I'd just rather be like, yeah, bear, dude. I mean, hopefully you guys would have... If a moose went after you, though, what are you really going to do?

I think it's the elk that are aggressive. Or yeah, the elf, whatever the fuck. I don't know. Elk aren't aggressive. Big ass animal that just tramples me because I'm moving silently. You know, like when you're on a dirt bike, like you make noise. I'm just like pushing through grunting. As we had just got done talking about mountain lions.

Yeah, I texted David. You should have had a pistol. Oh, so the craziest part of this is after Ryan dips out, we get to service and David goes, Oh, I just got a text from Ryan and it just said Pushing dirt bike uphill, not good. Phone's about to die. This is-

Trail is uphill both ways. Took the way we came in. Fucking bullshit uphill both ways. Brian pushed his dirt bike uphill both ways when he was going to school. I was laughing about that. And so I, I, of course, didn't charge my phone and my battery's shit.

My battery's at 28% is 3 p.m. today. You know why he didn't charge his phone is because he went so hard through the day he got into bed and just crashed out dude and then David just responded we'll find you eventually maybe best of luck there's a lot of wolves so the and I said if I get eaten by a bear

so I responded if I get eaten by a bear or wolves that will be bullshit I didn't want to die like this yeah dude yeah without I mean spoiling it too much we obviously no it's already live well yeah I guess we'll go watch the video we made it to the top yeah fucking legendary how'd that

feel I could hear you guys I was taking my trail nap. All I hear is what. And I was like, oh, nice. They're coming down to get me. Maybe that's a celebration. And then four hours later, I was still alone. We started a timer when we started.

I don't know what time of day it was, but we started a timer. And Ryan probably turned back less than two hours into that. And we didn't get back to him until seven hours after that. So he pushed and napped and puffed for five hours. And when we got back down there, I was like, Dang, so Ryan just waited for us. That's kind of nice. We're all together.

Ryan's like, I did not wait, dude. I was pushing the whole time, and I just fell for you, man. I left Pack Saddle at 1247. The first video when I realized it was going to be really bad, so I started videoing, was at 1.21, and the first picture I took back as soon as I walked into the lodge was 9.03 p.m. Just all day. It was brutal. So, yeah, how'd the top feel?

Oh, it felt so good. it was probably like one of the most accomplished feelings I've had in a long time. And that's the worst part I knew I was missing out on like legendary status. Yeah. Because it was, it was, it was doing the trail is hard, doing it on the bikes that we were doing it on, was I would say probably twice as hard.

Yep. And so we're doing it. And then also like doing the trail if you're a good rider's hard, but I wouldn't consider any of us of like, we're not, we're not enduro guys. Spenney said it was the hardest, it was harder than any. of the trails he did in Romania.

He said this was the hard. It makes you feel like. I think it was worse. Way harder than any trail. Like five years ago though. So you think about it water just runs down that. Any time it rains or every spring. Yep. The trail's not getting better.

No, it gets more and more washed out. And then they also say, the roots are deeper. After we dropped the first video doing it, there's been like so many people that have tried to do it since. Oh, shit. It kind of blew up this spot.

If you think it's gotten, it's gotten, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure. Some of them are. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's gotten infinitely harder, they said. Like, they've said it is like, it's a hockey stick of hardness because of like overtime of more riders doing it. And then the rain and all this.

Like, this trail is just washing out. Because, like, if you think there's a root coming out of a tree, right? And you ride up the root and you start to get, like, dug out. You have to hop up it. But then it, the root doesn't go anywhere. So the hop up sometimes is like two and a half, three feet tall. Wow. It's brutal.

I was really impressed with those Amazon bikes or Timo bikes. The only thing I think is that maybe we might give the people the wrong impression of these Amazon bikes because they kind of worked way too well. I like mine. Because Mike had, you had five hours on yours

which I think is we all had both the exact same amount of time on them, five hours, and they held up really well. And I think where you would see the signs of shittiness is just a little more time. Completely agree. Mine made it. but I mean, it rattled so bad.

Like, if I was at half throttle, it felt like it was going to fall apart. In theory, did everything it should, but... Yeah. Not for much longer. I don't think so. I don't think the lifespan was there. Completely agree. We came out of it, like, kind of praising the bikes because they all made it.

But keep in mind, they did so well because they were all brand new. And they were pretty work. And we were pretty good on them as far as... Like, we really didn't pile them up. I mean, I had a few tip-overs. Or everyone had a few tip-overs. I think we were... pretty nice on the bikes for what could have happened.

One tumbled down the mountain, I don't think the bike would have been there. I went over the bars twice on the way to home. Really? Yeah. Dude, going down was all so scheduled. That's why I started filming because... I went over the bars twice. I was pretty cooked so I forgot about that. Yeah, front tire ate it, back tire keeps going. I jump

because I knew it was coming. It's one thing, like, if you don't know it's coming, but like, dude, it's so gnarly, like, you're expecting the worst to happen at all times going down this, or going up it. And you're so. remote. Like that's what I thought. Even like Evan twisted it up his ankle and I was like, per se if he couldn't walk out.

Oh, dude. There's no getting out other than you just having to tough it out. Yeah, unless you just fucking koala hug, decky on the way down. Yeah, there you go. That was less than ideal. Like I literally twisted my foot up so good. I broke my boot. Really? Really? The tech 10. Yeah, broke a tech 10.

Got pinned between the bike and a rock. Once you finally peeled your foot out of it, your ankle was big. That was in like realistically less than 10% of pack saddle. So that was less than ideal to have to... To run that butt. Yeah, I was just cramps McGee, dude. Dude, I've never seen Mike in that condition.

Never seen anybody cramp, like just straight up, straight up the cramp. Mike comes up and he's all crooked on the bike. I'm like, what's up with this guy? Normally when you get like a cramp in your arm, you straighten it or your leg, you straighten it. And then it goes away. The Charlie Horse goes away.

Yeah. kind of maybe give it a hit and I just couldn't and any time that I put my feet on my pegs the whole way down just immediately back to cramping so here's how I'm going down just feet dangling bike off I had my bike off the whole time and use the clutch as a brake and the front brake as a break and I just looked like such an idiot and I probably took like an hour longer to get down than then well we got we got to the bottom and uh you had to wait for a while yeah we were waiting for probably 20 minutes and there was no signs of you and so Decky went up to get

them but dude we we stopped it like a little a little creek that had spring water like Where the fuck was that? I would love that Yeah it's a spring But it's spring coming straight out I had a little soft piece of sand These guys are like oh it's nice our working bikes

Took us to a spring We hot springed at the top No but there was a little spring at the bottom of the trail Yeah you could drink it straight out of the spring And it was dude it was like like the best water you've ever had. Really? Yeah.

A little mossy, but yeah. The other best part was is that it's coming out of the earth, right? Pretty clear. Tastes amazing. It's almost too cold to drink. Like, what a treat. That doesn't... Straight out of the earth.

When I was on the trail, I basically was drinking my water really fast because I thought I was going to be home in two hours. Yeah. And I was also thinking, maybe it made in the video because I think I said on cam, that most people who get lost and die of dehydration, they have water with them because they're limiting their water intake because they're trying to save it. That much. That actually, yeah.

I was like, that seems like, I don't know. I saw it on Facebook somewhere. Anyway, so I was drinking my water. I was not fucking around. I was having my water and then it was all gone. The springs work by the, it like goes into the ground at a higher elevation and then it just comes out in a certain spot.

And it's perfectly clear water. It's actually crazy. Yeah, prod that looks delicious. It was. It was the best wire I've ever had. And I was so dehydrated, dude. Because I drank all my water at the top.

We all did, which is silly. You even had a can of beeferoni up top. Oh, we did. We won't talk about that, though, Ryan. You had one beer with you, though, in case of an emergency, right? I did. Here, CJ, for reference, bro, this is the trail down.

Yeah. Just rocks. It's not a trade. So keep in mind, we had to go up this. When we get to that part of it, though, the very, like, last 1% is literally just giant boulders. I am like, this isn't meant for dirt bikes to ride up. But it's like, none of that mountain was really meant for dirt bikes to ride. Yeah.

Dalton was very adamant on getting to the top because he didn't need to. But he was like, I put it in all this work. Is it okay if I ride up too? I was like, course, bro, you're here too. Dude, did you catch when we kind of realized we had to start get going? And Dalton hadn't rode up that stretch yet. We had to go find Ryan. He's kind of like, oh, can I do it?

And no one really gave him a direct answer. And it was like, bah, I'll just do it next week. Like, you kind of threw that out there. I'm like, go get your bike, ride it up. Yeah, I don't think we're ever doing that one again. Oh, thank goodness. It is point. Can you guys hear this?

Anybody leave their windows open? I was just thinking about that. Golf clubs in the box of their pickup. Whose convertibles down? One of our friends left his windows open this weekend at one night, and it downpored. Did it work out for him? Is everything okay? His truck soaked, but...

Dude, I feel like every time I take the rough off my armor, it rains. Oh, yeah, you're like Rich coming to town. how it goes. You guys want to see a really funny video I came across? Oh, yeah. I'll take a look. So this popped up on, I've been saving this. I was in tears watching it.

Dead series, I was in tears watching this. It was so funny. So, you know how we have that Facebook group? We don't run it. There's just all Facebook group called C-Boys TV. I don't know if it's C-Boy's TV fans or whatever the heck it is. Active. Somebody created it.

And there's people posting it all the time. They're talking about the videos. They're talking about us. They're talking about, like maybe their car or their dirt bike or whatever. Well, these guys were living life wide open, and they entered into this truck thing. And I watched the full video, and I'm not kidding you, I was in tears watching it. Because it's so funny. Oh, shit.

Chill out. Hurry. I think I broke my wrist. His helmet does not fit in. Oh! Oh! They got a chill. I want to do one of these so bad. That just looked painful.

For those of you listening here, they're at a fair where there's just a really, really bumpy. Blumpy as a track where you take an old beater and you try to go around it as fast as possible BASBURP section and a bunch of jumps that are not so easy, go easy, I will, does not go in with him. Oh my! Don't set this fucking too hard. That is not the co-pilot you want.

Why do the poor guy hop in with him? This looks like a one-driver scenario. Yeah, he does not need that negative. He's kind of-in-his-d race right now. He tried to high-five him. Stop! All right, we're good. He tried to cheer through the pain. Chill, chill, chill.

Fuck yeah, buddy! Go! God, damn! That fucking hurt, dude. Dude, we got some fucking air. Yeah! Fuck you, buddy! Oh my god, my neck is so fucking that.

You might not be going in tomorrow. You might not be going in tomorrow. Classic. You might not be going to work. Let me see if I can find the next thing. It's so funny. Oh! No!

The trophy! They got the trophy! Trophy in the end. Oh, no! Shoot. A little whiplash? What's the real whiplash? I don't know.

Holy shit. This is the outside version. Dude. Just a normal. Oh, look at that Chevy. For those of you listening, it cut to a picture of him in an ambulance with a neck brace on. There's nothing smooth about that. Oh, my God.

He's in the air more than he's on the ground. Watch this one right here. Oh. That's probably the one that did it. I love all the interior is just, like, deleting itself. Yeah. Was he going, chill out, Tyler, chill out. I think I broke my wrist.

Holy shit. He's like, what the fuck? The driver was in the neck brace, buddy must have gotten out for the second round. Oh my. This is the most insane whiplash I've ever seen. I'm trying. As he first sees you just whip that bitch around.

Dude, at least he caught the trophy. Yeah. I mean, to get the win off of it. Oh. Wow. Bro, my neck hurts fucking watching this. I don't think they have the interior of when they case that. I don't think so either because he stops after that.

That must have been when he actually heard his math. There must have been a couple rounds. Shout out to these fellas fucking going after it. Holy shit. I think we should run one, fellas. Yeah. Some shavis. It doesn't look fun.

I love our Facebook page What's just kids name? I do too Yeah it was pretty crazy video Wasn't it? His name was Cole Colton Yeah dude

Shout out both those guys That shit was insane And so entertaining You gotta post that everywhere Man that shit was so funny That was really entertaining Which I love

When you're doing something cool Or funny enough Where your GoPro footage is just That's it The whole thing The first time I saw it I was in tears Because I was just like

Dude I wasn't expecting that It was just so funny funny. Jesus Christ Tyler. They literally are like that's the crazy as don't air out the next one like that one. Like normally you hit that and get some

whiplash like that and that's just one time. They didn't like four or five times between. I wonder if there is in camera of the one where he stuffed the takeoff on the next one. Yeah, that must have been at night because if you look the first, the video we watched it in the day. So what is that?

It's just like a time trial. It's called like a tough truck. tough truck race. And they just basically just set up a bunch of dirt piles that you're supposed to drive over. But normally, I think the idea is that none of them are jumpable, so you don't try to jump them.

But he just was like, fuck it, I'm going for it. I mean, based on the looks of that one, it's like, when you build like a motor track, you're like, cool, I want everything to be flowy. The landing should be exactly right here. And they're like, all right, that one, there should be no landings where they should actually be. We'll put another jump there.

Holy shit, that was funny. Got Rich out there, Uncle Rich, and just said, do your worst. Yeah. With little bumps everywhere. Speaking of old trucks, a little incident I feel a little bad about this weekend. It was my buddy's 30th birthday party. Okay. Shout out, buddy.

Shout out, Wyatt. And his girlfriend was nice enough to host a birthday party for him at her house. Seems like a dangerous thing to do, hosting a party for your buddies. I thought it was on Friday, so I didn't even know it was happening. So I kind of found out, like, late in the day. And my buddy Will picked me up in my old Ford. There's a truck that I'm very fond in in a 91 F150. Yep.

So we take that over there. That thing's running. Runs great. And you got a brand new set of tires on it. Can't put a price on that. And it was backed right up to this girl's garage. Fuck. And I acquired the keys.

And I did not lift my foot off the gas pedal until the rims were in the asphalt. Why? And you hold up. up a second, you butted it up to the garage? No, no, no, no, it was where it was parked. Oh. I mean, it was parked from, you know, 10 feet away. You didn't, the rubber was, was.

How long did that take? Couple minutes. Yeah. The old fort held up. Oh, my gosh, she loved it. So she loved it. You ruined this girl's asphalt? No, the asphalt was fine, too.

It was the spray of the tire treaded truck tires up the whole side of the garage on the siding. The rubber was so thick in the driveway. they were scooping it up with a snow shovel and bloating it back into the box of the pickup and were they loving it? Oh, everyone was loving it. I can imagine. Yeah, and there was so much smoke

you couldn't really tell it was going on. Where the rubber was going? All the boys they were loving it. I'm sure. It was great. They were encouraging it. I didn't do this like, I was like, why, we rip a heater. He's like, rip a heater. I'm like, all right, I'm ripping a heater. Grabbing the keys to Ken's Linking Continental at Mike's wedding vibes. But like the next morning

when the dust had fully settled. And the truck had to stay there because On the rails. It doesn't have any tires. Yeah, I guess it was just a little bit of a mess and some scrubbing and some pressure washing. And it came off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because sometimes that shit does not come off. No, they actually started the garage door and all that shit that night, like right away. That's smart. But it was hot. Yeah, yeah. Let's start assessing this right now. Dude, that had to have been a crazy smoke out. Like everyone had to have been smoked out.

Yeah, I don't exactly have the clips on hand, but I could probably track some down. There were some Snapchat videos floating on. You know, people always ask, like, is Evan is crazy, like off camera? And I always say, he's crazier. Like, example there. Yeah, not just doing a nice burnout in your buddy's truck. Fucking toasting the tires. Was it after-dye?

And rooting the vinyl siding. It was about two in the morning. But in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, that was my next question. Does he have anything? I mean, honestly, anybody within a couple miles probably got smoked out. Heard. Is it straight piped?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's loud. And it's sick, though. He's stoked because it's got a five-liter in it. So he just ordered a whole bunch of Mustang parts for it. So he's actually building it into a rip-rink. Dang.

How many miles are on that thing? 130, 140. She's a gem. Pretty good for that for 91. Speaking of taking a vehicle out and causing a scene at a party. Ben, it's your wedding this weekend. My wedding. I'm getting married this weekend.

How are you feeling? Are you nervous? Are you excited? I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm a little nervous. Dude, I'm nervous. Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

I mean, you got to give a speech. I know. I'm nervous and you guys have a lot of people coming. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And a lot of people that don't know you, CJ, so you can disappoint them. That's true. Yeah, that's true.

I just feel like, yeah. You know, like, I feel like I'm playing a balancing act of like what can I talk. Like, we're going to have to discuss this prior. Okay. As far as, like, what I can talk about. Interesting. Wow. I mean, I guess give me like a one topic maybe that you're on the edge about. One of the ones I wanted to talk about was when I think it was your second time hanging out with Greta when she came and picked you up from Jake's shop.

Oh, and then you got a minor. And then you got a minor because you were throwing up all over the side of her car. I think that's a funny one. I don't have a problem with it. Yeah, I don't have a problem with it. I know you, I'm not really worried about you. Right. Because you told me, you know, I asked, I was like, hey, like, how do you feel about like some, some, some.

shenanigans going on at your wedding. You said you have to run it by Greta. Yeah, I mean, obviously, you know, I don't care. You're kind of like the sheriff. She's the judge. So like, you can do it. You might get in trouble for it, but you can do it. You can do whatever you want. I mean, I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know who you're going to make mad. But, like, so like, we're going to have to like discuss that. And like, I don't know. Is Shred 80 invited even? Or is he? He is, but he's on probation.

Does there any security or like anyone, anybody would need to look out for? There will be security, but I'm not going to tell you who the security is. They're hired by us. So they're to protect you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, if you're causing a scene and someone tries to stop you, they're going to step in and let you keep doing a burnout. But I guess, no, at any time, we could make the call and they could turn on your ass. That's true, too.

So, Ben, like, your mom stopped by the shop last week, and she was kind of encouraging us to push things up a notch from my sweating. I'm getting such conflicted, like, I just don't know what we're, you know, it's like, people are like, yeah, yeah, you got it. And then it's like, no. It's probably better to err on the crazy side. I agree. Better safe than sorry. It would be a shame to let your snake than sorry. It's just like, I don't know. We're going to have to like put our, I mean, thinking hats on maybe. But also, I just feel like things just happen. Things do happen. So it's like, it's like you don't really need to set anything up. You just need to just. Let them happen. Yeah, I think you got it. So we got the green light for anything. No, I didn't say that.

I think I said, I think you got it. I think, I mean, I think you got it. An important asterisk is then Ben is in your wedding shortly after this. So you know that wherever the line gets drawn, there will then be a new line drawn higher. Yeah, I guess I'm not really worried about it. I'm not really worried about it either, but I mean, it's... Yeah, I'm just... Z boss.

Obviously, like, the whole Lincoln Continental... scandal at Mike's wedding wasn't planned. It just kind of happened. I'd imagine something is just going to kind of happen. Right. Yeah. And hopefully it's not with the drive-up vehicle. Right. Because that's a $6 million ding. Yeah. So tell us about that. Yeah. I've been trying to find like a cool vehicle to drive from like the church to the reception and like the, you know, like the legendary like drive off from the church, right? Where you're like dangling the cans just married on the back windshield. Are you going to dangle cans? I don't know. I guess I haven't thought about that. But It might ruin the sound of the like, you know, listen to the sweet sound of the exhaust.

You're hearing some cans dragging back and forth. Trying to figure out what a cool car would be. I mean, we got plenty of, like, cool cars in the fleet. I was like, I don't know. This kind of got to be like legendary. So I hit up our friend Steve Hamilton, who has like a $30 million car collection. And I was like, Steve, can I use any of your cars for my wedding? And he was like, take your pick.

And I said, well, how about that $6 million konex egg? and he said, I'll have it delivered on Friday. No. So crazy. It's pretty insane. He said, I'll have it dropped off on Friday ready for you. And picked up Friday night, I bet. But he's like, get that thing away from you.

Yeah. Or more Gavin. Yeah. And Steve's the man. Shout out Hamilton Collection. Shout out custom offsets. He owns custom offsets. Fitment Industries.

Yeah. He is really the man. Holy shit. It's like everything that you would dream of of having a super rich friend. that throws you the keys to any of his cars. And not only that, we'll ship it up a few hundred miles out of his way. Dude, that's so sick. It's insane.

So sick. So, yeah, we're rolling off in that from the ceremony to the reception. But I need to figure out how to drive this car before. I need to figure out how to open the doors in it. Like, this thing is straight up, right? The doors go up, yeah. You can press a button on the remote or on like the lock, the key that, like, opens the entire car up, like the trunk, the rear hatch, the doors, everything about it will

like open up like a transformer. So I got to figure out what button to like press to unlock it and not like open the whole thing up into Optimus Prime and run or run away. You're like walking around shutting the hood and shut up. Yeah, exactly. So I got to I got to figure that out, especially how to open the doors and start the car and drive it. So I'm not sitting there like funneling with it. What kind of car is it? It's a Conan Zegg. Cresco. Yes, Evin, Amleton, Coe. There's a just go. Let me look at a picture. Uh-oh.

One of his top titles is broken already. Oh, doors don't go up. Yeah, they do. They spin up. Doors go forward. I never seen doors that go forward before. Wow. Look at that thing.

Yeah. Right orange. It's orange and blue. Dude, Steve Hamilton is just like so generous with his cars. He is. Really is the man. Well, that's what I was getting at is that like you think he would say, yeah, everything but the, you know, the six million. No, yeah, the car that costs almost as much as, like, you know, the whole collection combined, you know, minus a few other couple million dollar cars.

Like, it's just, it's so, you think that would be off limits, but it wasn't. So he's crazy for that. Damn, that thing's sick. You know, a car is crazy when, like, everyone that you, like, mention it to doesn't even know what it is. Like, I mentioned it to Jack, and obviously it's not a Tesla. Raptors Lightning McQueen, so he was like, what is it? And I mentioned it to Greta, and she was like, what is it? What?

It's like, what about Kent's Continental? Yeah, it's like so crazy, not even like car guys even know what it is. They've never even heard of it. Yeah, it's like if you know, you know. Yeah.

It's for the guys who've already have all the Lamborghinis and all the Ferraris and all the whatever. It's like as crazy is, it's crazy as it gets for a car. It's like top tier. I mean, obviously, I guess you have more.

What's the, as far as MSRP on that? I don't know. I think like $3 million. I think it's like that valuable because they made so little of them. It like doubled in value. But that's how I look at that.

So you know how there's like some Ferraris that are like, let's say, $25 million? You're paying for how rare it is. You're not paying for the performance. Whereas that car coming in at a $3 million price tag, like you're actually paying for like one of the most performative cars ever made. Yeah. We're going to just rip from the same money. Do you have?

$1,500, right? It's over $1,000, I think. Are you going to do a burnout right from the church? Well, $1,280 horsepower. $1,000. $1,600. 100 on E85. I was thinking about that.

If I was going to drive my Gt3, if I was going to drive my GT3, I would just get in that thing, put it in drive. Everyone's just sitting there. It's sick, dude. It's like, nice. I think you gotta.

If you're gonna. Do a burnout? I don't know about the burnout, but I almost at least hit some good reps, you know, I almost need a couple times, let people know it's there. I need like a police escort or some shit

to make sure that the roads are clear. Like, close the roads? I'm actually going to be pretty concerned. Yeah. Wait, because you're worried something's going to happen to it. Yeah. Not because you need to be able to go fast.

No. Like, I'm just concerned about other drivers. Yeah. And myself. Yeah, it is crazy to think. You crash that, you know, it'd be really, really sad. You crash it with your just married wife, but you also put your kids into generational debt.

That's true. It's a great point, Mike. I haven't thought of that. A really bad way to start off the marriage. Yeah. And Greta's going to have to share that debt with you. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

Damn, I can't believe we just trash this. Holy crap, we are fucked. Remember, like, six minutes ago when they said for richer or for poorer? We're, like, poorest now. Yeah. Like, talking to you, like, buddy in the tough truck. Take it easy. Chill out, well?

Yeah. Don't send this one. Don't send this one. Each stop, yeah. Just, here's the motor. Sorry. Here we go. Don't send this one.

It's actually sick. Did you see that Matt Armstrong saw Matei, the CEO of Bugatti? They saw each other a car week. And what did they do? They fight? No, I don't think they fought. He's actually just been teasing it really heavy. It's just like him walking up to him and then Matei turning around because-

avoided him, huh? Oh, Alex G. The owner. Yeah, Alex G. Sorry. Yep. The one clip I saw just looked extremely awkward. Yeah, I mean, they've pretty much been beefing each other across the, across the world.

Yeah, as long as this car build has been going on. Oh, they did stage a fake fight. Oh. So, Ken, are you going to behave yourself at my wedding or is Greg coming out? I'm behaving myself at this wedding. And are you bringing your wife? Because I gave you a plus one, but. No, no.

You haven't. Who are you bringing as you haven't told me yet? I'm not bringing a plus one. Well, Avi, he can't bring a plus. If he's not bringing his wife, he's not going to publicly. Well, I wasn't sure if you're dating a new girl by now. No, no, just me. So your wife's not coming because I did give you a extra seat next to you.

No. Yes, he did. I promise. I did. Can that bitch just be done? You call her a bitch? I realize what he said, but that's what I thought he said. I was like, holy fuck.

Let me just move on from this one. Said bit. Okay. Can that bit? Okay. Be done. Well, it's not up to me. I'm excited for your wedding too, Ben, but I'm actually nervous because of this speech.

Oh, you got the speech. I wouldn't, yeah. Think of all this stuff Ben has to do. Yeah, but what do I have to do? I mean, I'm less nervous for my wedding, more nervous for yours because I have the speech. And I, how many people do you have come to this thing? Like, 500? I heard it's like 350, I think.

It's a lot of people. There's a lot of people. But I'm like, I'm like, I basically everyone that I can think of is like, yep, I'm coming. I'll see you there. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's going to be all of my best friends together at one time. I just think it's dope that, like, obviously, guys still drew the line somewhere, but like, I really did.

Like, I'll just, I'm going to say this publicly. I, I owe a huge apology to Rich. I didn't invite Rich. That's insane. And so I'm just glad. Yeah, he did. Of course. And he crossed every, everyone off the list and just said, screw it.

We're having a fat, massive wedding. And I think that's cool. I did. I just invited, yeah, everyone. Everyone. And there's a bunch of people, obviously, that can't make it. That's just how it goes to. But even though there's so many people coming, I'm still bummed.

that like certain people aren't coming. Like, yeah. I guess like one personing example is like Matilda, our agent. Oh, right. Just like we have so many different people that like, you know, have an impact in my life and our business on a day-to-day basis that I talk to. Like I talked to our agent, Matilda more than I talked to some of my friends, right?

Yeah. I was like, I'd love for you to be here. And obviously she's busy and she can't. I just wanted to invite a bunch of people. But I'm probably legit. I'm probably like a quarter of the people though. most of it's like Greta. Yeah.

I think that's what makes me nervous. Greta's side? No, not the side. Just like, I don't know. I don't know. I just don't want to say the wrong thing up there. This speech is going to be savage. Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.

No, I don't know. Yeah, I'm not nervous about that. I just, I just wanted to be good. You got to make it funny, though. It's got to like, it's got to represent you and I. You know, like, it can't be cookie cutter because like none of it, none of what we do is cookie cutter. I know, that's the thing. That's the thing.

So it's just like, I don't know, it's a lot. It's a lot. And if you get up there and you tell a, you have a best man speech that isn't funny. I know. I'm gonna be like, CJ, what the fuck?

You're like the funniest dude I know and you're like not doing this? I'm not the funniest dude you know. So I hate to put that on you. But the thing, like I might have to leave tonight early just so I can start writing this thing. I think you gotta take some pointers from Ryan. He did mics last year and he crushed it. Well,

you have, damn, that's good because I have regrets. You have such an easy thing to riff off, though he's marrying your little sister, you know? That was only like a small shred. of what his speech is about.

I'm sure I'll come up with something. Obviously, I'm going to come up with that. I mean, like, I can even give you some, like, tips. No, I don't need any tips. Let me rip this. I got it. I got it. Yeah, you got it. I just no, I know you got it. I had to ask you more so about the minor situation. I wasn't sure

if that was, like, bad look or something. Oh, bad look, yeah. Yeah, I'm really concerned about what people know or think of me. No, I know. I didn't want to be like Greta was, you know, at a, well, I did ask about something her related because I was trying to like we were doing like this thing of like fun

facts about the bride and groom or fun facts about people that are that are there at the wedding. Our first date, Ben went to jail. And yeah. And so we were like putting like together like this list and I even pitched a couple things that she vetoed about her though. But I don't care about me. Okay. I was just out of wedding this weekend and in the best man speech the word penis was used.

Wow. I mean. I can get pretty western. I swear if you fucking start this speech out. For those of you that don't know me. Like every, the maid of honor speech. Every single maid of honor speech starts.

Probably start off something like, I'm the sister of the bride. Also the BFF. Yeah. I will say though, and I'm sure you already have this plan, make sure you, which you're already planning on it.

Peppering some talk about Greta too. Because I've noticed that bridesmaids will do that. They'll just talk. tell all these stories about their best friend or sister, whatever, about the bride. And then they'll be like, so I think Grant is great for him. And that's all they'll say about her.

Yeah, and they'll be like, come on. Well, I got, you know, Greta getting Ben a ride home when he was all drunk. And then stopping under the street light, Ben gets picked up by the cops. So I do say a little bit about her. She gets brought up. I go, I'll come back to her at the end.

She'll probably be in the toast or something, too, you know, at the end. Well, dude, I was out at the sandbar with you and your fiancé Alex, and Alex's sister came up to me and kind of started pressing me. So Alex's sister is her maid of honor. I'm CJ's best man. And so she comes up and she gives me a hug.

And I was like, how's it going? And she's like, have you started on your speech? And I was like, start out of the speech in three months. That shit's coming from the hip from you. It's going to be good. I'm a fourth quarter player, baby. No, but I go, no, I haven't. start. I have some ideas of what I'm going to say.

So yeah, I've been working on it, but no, I don't have it written down. And she goes, oh, you're going to write it down? I go, oh, you're not going to write your speech down? And she goes, nope, no flashcards, no phone, no teleprompter. I'm memorizing the whole

thing. And then I was like, well, yeah, obviously, that's what, obviously what I was going to do, too. Like, she's already, she's already magging me, dude. I have to. Oh, I don't care about Yeah, but now she's like, it's like personal with a little competition. Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't want to follow up either of your guys' speeches. They're going to be really good. Like, I think both of your guys' best men's speech are going to be. I got to get to the pen and paper, man. Yeah. You got this. I was thinking about that actually. Yeah, like, I'm probably done.

You know, like, I've been in like two weddings and I was the best man for both of them. And now I'm probably done. Like, Ken's not even going to invite me to his fucking wedding. Well, he already got married. and you weren't in it. Exactly. I wasn't there. Yeah, you weren't in Ken's wedding.

I was Ken's best man. Shout out Ken. Thank you. I appreciate that. Heaven forgot. But yeah, you straight up weren't even invited. You looked me in the eyes and said,

no. So I just sat in the pew like a peasant. That is crazy. I feel bad because I'm sure I've done many things to deserve that, but I'm like, damn, mean, can have been boys for a long time for me to not even be in his wedding.

I don't remember seeing that. That makes me feel. feel a little bit better. I wouldn't say for a long time. I thought that's what I'm getting a potentially very important phone call here. What? It's Andrew, Andrew Carlson. Oh.

Andrew? Is he coming with a pro fork in my wedding? What do you know? Same old man. How's it going there? It's going good. We're on the podcast. Oh, nice.

Should we do it? Let's do it, brother. So Andrew called me. Speaking of F-150 with Mustang parts, I'm buying his F-150. Oh, yes, Mike. That's lit. If you're cool with it. Yeah, dude, I'm in.

He just got bullied into it. Yeah, he was like, oh, this is actually why I was calling you, Mike. Yeah. Had to change of heart. Yeah, he called me and he's just like, I got to, I'm buying my new truck tomorrow. You want to buy it? And I was like, she. So it's a five, what is it?

5-0 Whipple, single cap. So sick. How much horsepower? It's probably 750. Dude, I'm excited. Yeah, that's awesome. Mike. That's a good money mic truck.

That is a good truck. That is a badass truck, dude. So sick. Single cap. Like a six foot ladder in the back great. Oh, dude, what more could you ask for? What do we need a ladder for? If you ever need to change your light bulb.

Dude, this thing is baller, Mike. That's awesome. Dude, this is so much more of a mic truck than your comments. I just see you driving around with your dirt bike in the back. It's got a subwoofer in the back. Chee. Die bombs, dude. That's so.

lit. 750 o'erspower. I've never even had near close to that much. So what, 100K? How about 70K? How about 70? 70, young man.

Hell yeah, dude. All right, well, I will, I'll call you after this. I can't believe that. I can't believe I just did that. Nice. Congrats, Mike. Hold on a second.

Mike. Did you just offer him 100K and then I said, how about 70K? You said 70 and he took it? Yeah. You was overpaid by 30 racks? No, that was joke. Okay, okay. He's like, good. I was like, what? This is a second car you bought live on the pod.

I know. That's kind of why. So yeah, he called me right before the podcast and was like, dude, like I'm literally bringing it to either trade in or you buy it. Trade in on that wouldn't be as good. And yeah. And he was like, I just know, like, I don't want to trade it in. I'd rather have you have it. And I'm like, well, I've always wanted one. It's badass, Mike. I think maybe just some new wheels, but. Yeah, it's got kind of like Ford performance wheels on. Not right now, but yeah, I agree. Dude, imagine how hard this is going to go cruising with Ev's GMC. Or just drifting the track with the other drift trucks.

You could throw an angle kit on this and... You could. It'd make it a lot less treatable, but... Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, yeah, two-wheel drive for burnouts and drifting, and then four-wheel drive for a straight-line launches. Pretty sick. So it does have four-wheel drive in there?

Yep. Does it have the auto four-wheel drive where it goes back and forth? So you could drive it just in the winter? a little easier or no. I don't know. I'm pretty excited. So now, yeah, I'm a Ford guy. Nice.

Yeah, that's a proper mic truck right there. Damn, that's sick. You want to buy my vet? We could round it out for like an even 200 on the podcast. You buy my vet for 130. 130. And then with that 70, jeez, I actually, someone brought up to me that I shouldn't get in a more expensive vet for my next vet

because I don't have good luck with vets. And I was like, it's kind of true. It's kind of true. It wasn't good. Yeah, you're 0 for two, Mike. I know, but yeah, like, that would be bad. My bet's mint. I'd pay it's red vet.

But keep in mind, shreds drove a bank truck into it. I was like mint or not. There's other forces that could. Dude, that was crazy. That was crazy. Gab just drove into it. Yeah, he had the help of his trusty, trusty guy. If you're referring to me.

I am referring to you. I had nothing to do with that. I don't believe it. No, I said, this is so stupid. I saw where that was parked tonight. No, he didn't tell me before he did it. Okay. You know who had something to do with it is the guy sitting next to me.

Who's that? I might have, I don't remember. Mine didn't want somebody else. I was kind of trying to keep the one for a vet. I was not aware of what he was doing. And I believe I was yelling, no, no, no. All right. Well, that, I appreciate that.

I knew you didn't believe me, but. I didn't have stolen, bro, just like your other vet. You think Mike's other Corvette was stolen? I don't know. I think the red one was, though. Oh, the red one was, yeah, yeah, yeah. Red one could have been. I mean, usually when you're buying a vehicle that is scratched off Vinn and they don't give you the title. It didn't have a shit off VIN though.

Like, I don't know what. He just didn't have the title because it was a shitty old car. I don't think it was stolen, but I think it would have been a major pain in the ass to try to acquire the title. Yeah. Speaking of Red Corvettes. Big Rens just joined the vet gang. Ozzie. Yeah, he's nice.

He was ripping heaters too this weekend. Dude, I was like Big Rens can do this weekend. Couldn't do it. Yeah, I was like, can this thing do a burnout? And he was like, he laughed at me. He was like, no, we can't do a burnout. And then I see his Instagram and he's doing the fattest heater in his driveway of all the time. He looked like Ev on Friday night.

You're saying that vets got the same motor that came out of the El Camino. That's why I didn't question it when he was like, no, we can't do a burn. I was like, probably not. A bunch of Corvette guys around here. Big Ranch, hell cat swaps his Corvette. I did mention that to him, and he said, I'm done. I bet he is. Put a cow load.

It'll fit. That's exactly what he said Well, we just put a cowl hood on it It'd be fine It's not really any different than Than El Camino Yeah, I mean with a Dodge Certain things

It's both the exact same thing, really It really is actually Dude, did you guys Did you see the hail storm Apparently this is really common In Sturgis? Yeah, that was gnarly Yeah, I'm just so...

It just so happened to be a rally Where everyone's riding motorcycles Yeah, and a lot of aren't even wearing helmets without helmets and uh yeah i saved one video of it like apparently it's relatively common in that area of south dakota for hailstorms but like oh looks like it's snow yeah it's what i thought accumulating on the road so not only do you have to worry about getting hit in the dome and everywhere else with you just got pretty large size hail you actually like might have to layer down too look this is the one i saw too look how big it's way worse than clip you don't these are dude holy crap

fuck that's bigger in a golf ball dude that domed you in the head yeah you could take an eye I'm sure a bunch of people got domed. I think it was the same storm, but Colorado had some massive stuff too. Yeah, did you see the snowplow coming out in Colorado? Holy shit. My gosh. That's hail.

Yeah, for this, this is like, that's hail accumulation. Yeah, it's all hail. What? You guys know what would have happened if we went to Sturgis this year, which we had? We didn't go this year. We've gone the past three years. Taking a little hiatus.

Yeah, so we didn't go to Sturgis this year, but you know if we would have, We'd have been like, all right, we're making it to Mount Rushmore boys. And we would have been like, all right, we haven't made it the last three years. We've tried. We've tried. We're doing it. We're going to just go get bikes and do this, right? We just got to make it to Mount Rushmore.

You know that it would have started hailing on our way there. And we would have had to turn around. If we could have just gotten to shelter as long as no one got hurt, I've been lit, bro. It would have been lit for the video. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't have a whole lot of foam on missing Sturgis this year. We've been hitting it pretty big. I hate Sturgis.

Give it a couple of years. They'll look cool off and then get excited for it again. Or Cheeto Fest as he calls it. It is fun. We just had to let the dust settle a little bit. We did it pretty big last year. Everyone got tattoos again. Well, tattoo of the other leg, Sturgis.

Yeah, that was fun. CJ Barham's. Yeah. So, CJ Barham's like a stunt rider. I think he rides for Monster. He's like Harley Stunt Rider. And he was partying very hard and Sturgis so it looked. And he, like, walks out, yeah, I got a Sturgis tattoo.

And he looks this about where we have our life light opens. And it says, Sturris, 2026, like hand drawn. Really? Surges without the G. He spelt it wrong. He didn't know. No. Yeah, then the guy's like, it says Sturis.

And then everyone's like, it's Sturis without the G because he is a G. And I was like, yeah, that works. That'll work. That'll justify it. Oh, like he was saying that or he was like, oh, shit. He has so many tattoos, though. It's like, yeah. That doesn't matter.

I mean, pretty funny to give someone a tattoo that isn't spelled right, but also pretty fucked up. Yeah, it is. No regrets. It's like that, that kid that got the vote for Bobby tattoo. You see that? Yeah, he had to get a vote for Bobby tattoo. And he had to get it above where it was originally intended to go? I don't know what happened.

They wrote it that, yeah. It was the Highland Cow head with the hair, horns, and then both of the Bobby's got some real supporters. Yeah. People who love them. I mean, that one girl started crying. when she saw Bobby. That was electric. Also, I'm only bringing this up because I would love a genuine, like,

opinion on it. You know how Ryan's like, just a suggestion? You were like, we should change the bark at the end to a Bobby moo, which I don't know if we know Bobby like that yet. It's true. Maybe we could just do it in, like, honor of him on this one, but I don't think it could stick. Yeah, that's what I thought too, just for one. Yeah, we can do it for in honor of them. I like that. Because it would be

a shame to just paint over a legacy like that. Yeah. Yeah. We got to keep it. And also, it's just like our copyright thing. Like, you just only really make one of those, and that's just that. It's just what it is. It's like our producer tag. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. Whatever it is, it's just, that's it. Yeah. Can't really change it now. Yeah. Has anyone ever changed their producer tag? I feel like that's just that's their brand. I agree. I'm sure they have, but only if their current producer tag nobody talks about. You know, if nobody said Murder on the Beat

so it's not nice, they'd probably change it until they find something that's true. Keep saying. Yeah, good point. There's somewhere on the White House website. And Trump, like, changed all of the presidential descriptions. Porto 46 and 47. Auto pen, 46th president of the United States. What?

The auto pen, which is, it's in place of Biden's portrait. Autopin because this is the White House description of Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history. taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever, blah, blah, blah, blah. I mean, a bunch of stuff, and it's just a bunch of bad things. This is on the White House. This is on Whitehouse.com. That's crazy, bro.

Let's go to Obama. Well, like, he just put in whatever description he wanted for all of his... Yeah, as president, Barack Obama passed the highly ineffective, unaffordable care act. Resulting in his party losing control of both houses in Congress. He presided over a stagnant economy. What's he say about George Bush? so he just like put him bad shit about everyone

probably just his ops eh put him what every wanted to say no looks like he did okay to bush probably just did the two guys that he's been kind of beef him is something about monica for clinton yeah i could see him attacking clinton just because of hillary uh he put at the end in 2016

president clinton's wife hillary lost the presidency the president johnald day j trump exclamation point he put the exclamation point So yeah, Bobby's not doing that to Cormoran, and more importantly to our videos. He's not trying to rewrite history here. I mean, he is only four months old, so he doesn't really know much about history either.

Or how to write. Yeah, he's like, I don't know, it's only my third day out here. You remember that little Uzi Virt clip? Someone's like asking him what he thinks of like the music festival they're at or whatever, and he just goes, I don't know, it's only my third day out here. They're like, okay. That's Bobby, because he's only been mayor for three days. So, yeah.

Yep. I can't believe it took Little Uzi. It takes him more than three days to decide whether it's like what he thinks about the place. How many days do do festivals go? I think it's like a full festival. Four tops? I guess Coachella's two weekends. Maybe it was that.

Yeah. Ben, you know, I wouldn't miss your wedding for the world, but I was going to go to the gathering of the juggalo's this year. I'll have to postpone that one for next year. You would fit in nicely there. Would you wear face paint? I think I would to hopefully not be recognized. I think I could go undercover. Like, I'd go full juggalo.

I think to A, get the experience and B fly under the radar. Those of the listeners that don't know. What gathering are the juggles? Just the insane clown posse's once a year big music festival. Where at? I think it's in Missouri. Yeah, I think it's Missouri. I think Missouri or Ohio or somewhere.

Good place for some shit like that to happen. And like what goes? down there. So everyone is dressed up wearing costume. Like what? A lot of showing of buttholes. Yeah,

that's kind of their thing, I guess. Like, you know, you go to some festivals. You like girls for the beads, they flash themselves. But I think it's more of a butthole thing.

Interesting. Really? Guys, girls, everyone does it. They spread the cheeks. Yeah. They also say never pick up money you find on the ground

because they're all poop dollars. So there's like, allegedly a lot of money laying on the ground, but you don't want to. take it. What a crazy place to go. It's a bunch of crazy people. But like, they're having a good time. Like, Evan would have a blast. Oh, I are

and fit right. You know he would. I don't know. It's just like, craziness. Is there any videos of this? Or is it too? Yeah, dude, like, like, uh, like that would be Evan's boy right there. Yeah. Tommy Gia's, he went at least once, maybe a couple times. It's a pretty good

little mini doc of it. Ryan Would fit in nicely here. But if we say Ken with a GoPro, You're a quad would work. Quad would work. Yeah, if you wore your quad outfit, people wouldn't even second guess it. I don't know. You go on stage and you go on stage and I do something crazy with this guy

stapled his nut sack to his thigh. Ow. Which was, that's pretty crazy. I'll admit that. Isn't there like some kind of thing where you got to be initiated to be a juggalo? I believe it. Like you can't fake it. Oh, fuck.

I don't want to be a fraud. I'm going to have to look into that. Yeah. What does the initiation look like? You can go, but you just can't pose as one or something, I think. I've been listening to ICP since I was in, like, third grade. So I think that's got a call for something. And so it's like a three-day music festival?

Yeah, like three, four days, yeah. And so obviously they perform on, like, the last night? Or do they perform every night? I think they, there's, like, a lot of, like, little events. Like, I don't know. I think they're, like, big into the backyard wrestling stuff. A lot of blood. Yeah.

Like the trampolines made out of barbed wire A lot of busted light bulbs and stuff That's kind of a juggler thing, okay Yeah We're a backyard wrestling But I think they kind of go hand in hand But then there's a ton of like associated acts Like some normal

Like kid rock Tech 9 is big I don't know if he's always there But I mean there's a lot of like MGK? I don't think so I don't know Because if he was there

I know you wouldn't miss it And I wouldn't blame you Like if you couldn't make my wedding I'd be like oh MGK is playing You love MGK I don't Ryan would probably go But he doesn't have my wife's ass to slap

So he might not One time and it was an accident At MGK At Gave You should double down On Ben's wedding day It starts today Starts today

Starts today Well fuck I could go for a few days You could still make it You and Penn will make it You might miss the fago Armaged I would love that That'd be so funny

I think the camping sold out though I was looking into it Where is it Somewhere to stay Missouri somewhere. Ah, yes, Missouri. Oh, he's like holding this thing.

He's wearing like some bergen socks. Jack, you want to come with? Sure. Where are we going? Next year. Hey, you know, as soon as the dog got back, you'd be like wearing the face paint. Like that means, full get up.

Wallet chain for sure. He'd pick something up from them. Dude, he, young boy has been listening to ICP the past month or two. Did you mention it in passing? And now he's like, all right, whenever Evans around, I got to put this shit off. The day I went with him to go to the mall to get his ears pierced. I was just like, fuck, I can't believe I'm doing this.

So I was in control of the radio and I started playing ICP and he actually picked up on it. Pretty crazy, honestly. You're such a good mentor. We're listening to insane clown posse on the way to Clare's. Yeah, that is pretty crazy. Really, all he's missing is some face-pane. The only artist going to gathering of the juggle is that I recognize is Tech Nine. And Tech Nine's awesome.

Yeah, he is. Dude, did you guys ever see, like, there's a super fan who tattooed the juggalo face paint on his face? What? He tattooed it. And then he was like, when they were, they kind of made fun of him because they're like, why the fuck would you do that? And then he was like, what? You know, Shaggy's like, this guy's a fucking idiot. Like on their podcast.

What is he thinking? For a good reason. And then he's just like, why would you do that? He's like, we painted on for a reason. Ken, can you pull that up? Let me see this guy. I'm sure there's a picture of them, right? Damn, that would suck.

Imagine me so dedicated to something he tattooed on your face. He was making a video saying how... It's permanently. I'm like, fuck. I think in the video, though, the guy, this was like a while after he had got it and he was saying how it like ruined his life. I bet.

Because he... I mean, yeah. Yeah, most face tags kind of do that. And also, another fun fact is that those who's Shaggy and who? Violent J. Yeah, they wear... Too dope and Violent J.

They wear that face paint so much. that they look younger because of it because their faces have been so protected from the sun, which is just interesting to me. It's like kiss. Yeah. Yeah, it's like you... Does kiss look younger? I think they're a lifestyle probably evens it out. Okay,

this guy. There we go. Yeah, he does look young. Yep. No, this is the guy who got tattoos. Oh, frick, dude. What was he thinking? Yeah, that's tatted on his face. He kind of has a baby face. What are you thinking when you get this? I'm... I... I... done shut the Xbox off

we got a rage quit there was nine solutions it's like this dude could like hack into a satellite and get into Putin's security cams but he can't pull up anything on the TV

sure everyone else whatever um dude have you guys heard about the Lindsay Clancy I think No. A little bit, yeah. Pretty wild. Yeah, Lindsay Clancy's story, like what's going on?

And how she's being charged, but it's like probably her... Dude, all right, so this lady, super quick recap, and I don't know all the details, so don't... This is comedy informative. Well, I was going to say all the TikTok people that know every single detail to the story. I've just heard it in passing from Greta. So this lady essentially was, I think, postpartum, and was having, like, issues with postpartum, depression. And this doctor prescribed some kind of medication. It wasn't working.

Gave her more. It wasn't working. Gave her more. And she was, like, having more and more, like, depression and problems. And eventually got to a point where she was, like, word that she was going to, like, hurt her kids or hurt herself or something. Whoa. So she kept going back to this doctor and they, like, were prescribing more.

Classic. But this lady essentially ended up killing her three kids and then attempting to commit suicide by, like, overdosing, cutting her wrist, and then jumping out of a window. So this husband of the family, you know, the lady and the kids comes home from the store and finds the kid's dead and the wife outside, like, alive still. But like, like, I think knocked unconscious. Holy shit. So he, like, calls the cops.

They come and, like, revive this lady, but she's, like, in a coma. And she ends up living, right? Well, now this lady's on trial. Yeah. paralyzed from, I think, like, the waist down, but she's on trial. And, like, after she, like, came to, after this coma, she, like, admitted to killing the kids. Oh, no. But now all this evidence is coming out.

He did it. They think that he did it because he got married, like, four months later and, like, moved to a different state. And I'm sure Evan actually knows more details than I do because he's a crime junkie guy. But all this evidence. I haven't gotten into it yet. But, yes, I've known. All this evidence is coming. out that like he did it

and he was drugging her and like making it. What? There was like and this is all alleged. This is alleged. This is just like TikTok theories. But there's there's more like they all alleged that exercise bands resistance bands were used to strangle the kids and

they were like tied in sailors knots and she's like a nurse. She's not a sailor? And he's a sailor. Really? Like a seaman or whatever. I think he was in the Navy. How old were the The kids were like eight months, three and five. And also,

his DNA was on all of those resistance bands, but hers was only on one. So it's like, how is that possible? Got married four months later. That is wild. She then jumped out of the home's second story window and was paralyzed from the waist down. The crime scene investigators were like, this would have been done from a person who's left-handed.

And I guess his new wife is left-handed. Yeah, and his new wife apparently ties her, like, something around her waist when she runs in the same knot or something like that. But there's a bunch of details that point towards it, obviously all alleged.

And I don't know all the details. So if you're more curious on it, you can obviously look up. Murder mystery. Yeah, Greta was telling me all about it. But where was this that? At Massachusetts, I want to say. But yeah, she's on trial right now.

So I think obviously everything is kind of like coming to. But to my understanding is like the husband was actually never, he was never like questioned. I thought it was always the husband Like that's only the first person that question Well apparently this this lady like came to And like admitted to doing it

And she thought that she did it or something Like I don't know she was Is she still crazy now or is like she kind of leveled out I don't know I haven't seen any videos of her Crazy pretty heavy What do they look like? What's the husband look like? It's like a normal white guy really Yeah

That's so sad that's so messed up I hate stories like that That's why I don't like Listen to the about that or watching anything. It's insane. I don't either. Oh, and then, like, there's some details about, like, her body temp was at, like, 82 degrees when they ended up finding her, but the kid's body temp was more than that, so that would have meant that she died first and then the kids after. So, obviously, or she attempted.

When the kids would have allegedly died, her Apple Watch data had her heart rate at 57 beats per minute. There's some weird stuff in this. There's some weird stuff. Things that, like, don't. really line up. Interesting. Have you haven't heard on your murder mystery? No, I haven't like listened to the full,

I've just been seeing like the TikTok stuff. They only do the Facebook when they're solved. Don't you kind of fall asleep to that kind of stuff? Yeah, that's crazy to me.

I was just, like what kind of relaxing are you having? That's very relaxing you? I bet. I believe that. That shit wakes me up. I mean,

I've been having some fucked up dreams and I had a dream that Ryan died the other day. Yeah, that's the first thing you told me. Hey man, how was your weekend? I had a dream you died.

And I was like, dude. I straight up, like, I had a dream on Saturday night that Ryan, like, fell out of a building. Because I, you know, when Greta starts telling me, like, these stories and I don't like listening to the, I like, I don't watch scary movies and I don't like seeing, like, negative TikToks or stories like this for that reason. Because it fucks with my dreams and just like my overall, like, psyche. So I avoid it. But Greta was telling me all about this on, like, Friday night. I fall asleep Friday night or maybe Saturday night.

And I have this crazy dream about Ryan, like, falling from this tall, building and I knew you were staying at a hotel because you were posting like in this hotel like on the balcony. I had a weird dream that Ryan fell out of this balcony at his hotel and died. And I woke up in like a straight sweat. Panic. Panic. It was like so vivid. Like it felt so real. And like I just remember the first thing being like I need to call and check on Ryan. Never did. Never did. Yeah. Yeah, I never did. But I must have fell back. You were like, that was the first thing that came to mind. Really? Yeah. I was just like, I should check on them.

Oh, thanks, bud. Sorry, I almost did. No, it's honestly, I think that's the type of thing they say the thought count. It's the thought that counts. Appreciate that. Yep. When it comes to checking in on your friends. Yeah.

That's crazy, though. Yeah, I'm actually, I don't really fuck with heights, but I was looking at over the balcony at my hotel, and it was right on the water. I was on the seventh floor, and I was like, I'm pretty sure you could clear this to the water. I was looking at it. Seven floors. It was no taller than the, what, 70 floor. And a cliff that... 70 feet probably?

Yeah, that Evan jumped off of. No taller... That was 35 feet. Yeah. I've jumped 40 feet. Yeah, that was 40 feet. It must have been a short seven stories then. Is there a decent, like, size arena or boardwalk between...

Yeah, you could snipe between there. But there was an old pier underneath the water, and that's what would have got you. But yeah, no, I just looked at it. I think it's like male urge. You walk up to a ledge and you're like, oh, there's water out there. I think I could jump to it. And I just, like, looked at it. But I knew I couldn't do it.

You're not a jump. I'm not a jumper. I'm not a jumper. You can't see Ryan Bean jumping into the pools? Yeah. Mike, can you pull one off? I'm on a different side of the internet. Could we have, Ken, could you possibly do this for us?

I asked Mike, because I didn't want to kill you. Yeah, your web redemption. Ryan Bean, Ken. Are you playing Sudoku? I'm pulling this video. I can't. Is it this one? What's the code on the TV?

There is no code. I'm just looking at fish and now it does it. Apple TV's not popping up now All right, I'll just do it Is it on the TV? Okay, good luck There it is Thank you Mike

It's not showing up on my phone What? Holy fuck, dude He's like, what? Ryan Bean is like a today age Like full-blown stunt man Wait, he just did a backflip off the side of the pool That was sick

Because he like kind of started Just like Does he live in Cole from SD's neighborhood? It looks like it. He's the next one neighbor. Why is he jumping into six inches of water? Dude, does this guy like have unbreakable legs? Dude, seriously.

What's that? What is he doing? It's a pool with six inches of water. Yeah, why not have more water? Because it wouldn't look as cool then. But where is his? He just did one absolutely this one. Massive cliff.

This is what I'd say he's most known for. 125 feet. Oh, my. He's crazy, bro. Gosh, dude. Dude, and you scroll through his Instagram, every single one is, every clip is crazy. Dude, you know how hard it is to time a front flip like that, to not over-rotate? No, I can't do a front flip.

I mean, just absolutely nuts. Oh, do the one where he's at the skate park with the soap on his butt. That's a classic. Ken, you like this one. It actually does look pretty fun. Oh, wait. What? What?

Holy shit. Dude, this is insane. He rides a whole skate park on his ass. You'd leave a brown streaker on the whole thing. This is Ken's kind of skating right here, dude. I know this looks really smooth. It's still got it kind of hurt, though. I'm thinking it only takes one little sharp anything to have a bad day.

Holy graved, dude. We got to hit this guy. What a nut. He has $1.4 million. He deserves it. Damn. Yeah, I could. And it's not a jumper.

Thanks for pulling that up, Mike. Yeah, thanks for pulling that on, Mike. Ken, I don't know if you're on the same Wi-Fi as us or something, but like you're just straight up not able to connect. I'm just going to screen record this. It's not showing up on my phone. Did you delete the E-Sim? Oh, now, of course, podcast who does it shows up?

All right. See if you can go to it. What are all these numbers? Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. What the fuck?

I do feel this actually because my, I just moved into my house. And my wife. Wi-Fi is fucking atrocious. I'm living in 1972. And I'm there with the guy. And I'm like, I don't have Wi-Fi. And he goes, just fine on my phone. And I'm like, I can't do anything.

Nothing works. Look at my, I like, do the speed test. Maybe you got your some little corrosion on your phone, Ryan. I don't know what the fuck is going on, dude. It's because you took your case off and broke it. And I'm waiting to get a new phone until the new phone. I was thinking more of the malware side. Oh.

I family computered it I think you got some real malware in your software No malware First of all There is no malware In or near or around my hardware Well Ken

I think the next You know the nice part is Is there's always next pod to redeem yourself Maybe the Wi-Fi will work that time Oh here we go All right boys Well Here we go

Big weekend Big weekend Big week. Yep. Yep. Next time you see me, I'll be a married man. It's pretty crazy. So, apologize to all you. We won't even see you after you're married. Single guys out there. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We don't even see you for like three weeks. Yeah. Holy shit. It'll be a little bit. Going to friars. How long are you going? Dude, Ken's going to sleep like a fucking baby. He's going to like, oh, thank God he's gone. Hey, Ken, just remember, I got people everywhere. I know.

So Monday. I got the same people. Monday, you take off on your long. We have different people. We have different people, Ken. I think we've proved that different. We've proved that different over the last couple weeks, Ben. I think he's asking for it, Ben.

Ken, oh my God, there is levels to this, Ken. All right, you successfully pulled off one prank, okay? I've been doing this shit for years. I was talking with the Bride's dad this weekend. He watches all the stuff, and he goes, you guys sure do know how to pull a prank on Ken. I just can't believe he hasn't figured out yet. When you guys are doing, I go, no, no, no, no, no.

We were originally playing. checkers and Ken then learned checkers and we had to move to 3D chess we just keep it seems like these pranks are always very one-sided but yeah that's usually how a prank works

Ken three-dimensional prank well not one side of one direction I guess well Ken and it's just maybe maybe these pranks are going to turn around there's ideas floating around oh all right

all right well lots to live for New podcast every Tuesday. Subscribe if you haven't. Appreciate you guys so much. Thank you, guys. See you next week. Peace. Congrats on the new whip, Mike.

Thank you, brother. F-150.