Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Our Instagram HACKED, Who is The Strongest Cboy, & CJ's Dating Advice!
Episode Date: July 14, 2026In today's episode the boys recap their 4th of July, playing with fireworks, and Ken being too hungover to make it out to the sandbar. Then we chat about the Instagram takeover and Spenser's ridiculou...s posts on Ryan's Instagram. Then we do a strength test and more, enjoy! Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV
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Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
He looks a little gay to me.
I see a post of Evan and Dalton kissing.
Hold on, you posted that kid?
And I go, I didn't post this.
Spenny went literal
so shopping on my Instagram.
I don't know, man. Yeah, it's kind of a gay summer.
Just everyone is gay now.
Like, that's just like how it is.
Hand check.
Everybody got all their digits after the 4th of July?
Yeah.
All fingers, all toes.
You know, actually, Ryan, the only fireworks I played with were strapping them to the wing of my car and swinging around.
So, yeah, no injuries.
How about your car?
Is it fine?
A little banged up.
Actually?
A little banged up.
Yeah, it's got some burn marks.
It's got some burn marks.
It has burn marks on what, the wing?
Yeah.
Like the PPP stuff or whatever?
No.
BP fell off.
Yeah.
Oh, so just the wind.
So it's just straight to pain.
Oh.
It's all right, though.
You know, you're going to have that.
Dude, I seen that you had some.
leftover Roman candles.
And I was gonna, I didn't have anyone with me,
but I was gonna strap them to the wing of the TT
and then just like post a reel and be like
in my Ben Roth era and just like going circles.
Yeah, you should have.
We know it doesn't drift.
We found that up, but.
Just drive it in a circle.
Pretty much.
I feel like people just went extra hard on fireworks this year.
Like I've just been seeing more and more
firework videos than normal.
It might be the fact that it's year 250 for America.
But did you guys see the fireworks show in D.C.?
Yeah, like actually it was like the beginning of it
Most amount of money ever spent on a fireworks show
I believe money, how much money?
I think it was like a million dollars
Oh no, I think it was like a billion
It was not a fucking billion dollars
Ken
A billion dollars?
They did not spend a billion dollars on fire
Now that Ken's on this side of the table
We got Mike doing the Jamie Cam
He's like, I can say anything I want
And no one will fact check it
A billion dollars, Ken
Honestly, it is the government
They probably would spend a billion dollars
When it should only cost a million
You think that they spent a billion dollars
Oh wow, that is way less than I thought
A billion dollars
Who would be that dumb? That'd be the most insane
Our government
Our government would be that dumb
Yeah, but okay, but much is that actually
This is saying only 850,000
But there's no way it was that little
They got a discount
I mean this is saying they spent 13 million in 2019
So I think chat is just coming up with
The fuck
Or is it 850,000 individual fireworks
It's probably hallucinating something
Because I saw that 8, 850
50,000 number, but I don't know if that was money or individual fireworks.
Like the couple clips I saw, it was like nonstop, so it has to be just thousands of shells.
How long is they go for?
The record breaking 2026 Independence Day Fireworks Display and the National Mall cost an estimated
$6 to $7 million.
What?
The exact final accounting remains shrouded the massive 40-minute 850,000 shell production
was financed through a combination of corporate donations, diverted federal funds.
We're just going to be paying interest on it.
And taxpayer dollars.
So it was 850,000 shells.
Fireworks, yep.
It was, we, uh, one of my friends on Big Cormon had a fireworks show.
And it was sick.
It was on the lake that three barges.
And it was synced to music, brought to you courtesy of the red, white, and blue,
which I listened to no less than 75 times this weekend.
It was kind of a Toby Keith summer, dude.
But he did a 65 minute pre-show in his cul-de-sac, which is actually we looked it up.
And the longest ever
Gennis Book of World Records Firework Show
is 62 minutes.
So he broke the world record?
Yeah, unintentionally.
I feel like we could beat that shit.
I'm sure it's like you can't have a single moment
when a firework isn't going on.
He had to spend so much cheddar.
Yeah, he was bawling out.
It was lit though.
He's a big American.
Everyone that went to it,
I heard thought it was the best fireworks show
they've ever seen.
I said that as well.
It didn't make it over there.
Maybe this is a hot take.
Firework shows don't need to be more than 20 minutes.
Agreed.
Every fireworks show I've ever watched.
And the Lake one was short.
It was 20 minutes,
which was like perfect.
I don't think I've ever watched a fireworks show
ever in my entire life and went,
I wish that was longer.
You guys,
it's like a three-hour Lord of the Rings movie.
You're like,
all right.
I think it's all about when they just are igniting at the same time.
Yeah.
Like when it's just like loud and like a shit ton of them going off at once.
Because it's not fun if it's like,
choo pooh.
Like,
you know,
you're just kind of like, okay.
Yeah,
I'd say take 20 minutes worth packing into five.
five minutes, light them all at once.
Go crazy, yeah.
That's the type of shit.
Or take an hour and put it into 20.
But yeah, I agree for sure.
That happened in San Diego, the entire set of.
That wasn't on purpose.
Right.
It wasn't on purpose.
Yeah.
All the fireworks got lit at once.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, talk about you'll never forget that.
You know, and it's like, really, what's the point?
Is it supposed to be memorable or is it supposed to be drug out and hold people's retention?
The retention study.
Yeah.
What's the point?
What are the analytics on this show right now?
Keep the people entertained.
I prefer snakes and sparklers.
Stank bombs?
You seem like a sparkler guy.
I'm sure you like the one where it's like the dog that poops.
That's all it is.
Yeah, it's just a snake.
Dude, we should make a firework and it's a little ken that poops.
They have chickens that poop.
They have all kinds of things that poop.
Do you ever do the thing as kids where you wrap the bushel of sparklers together with...
Oh, yeah, that makes an explosion.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't want to go too in deep.
electric electrical tape's the best yeah but they're they're banned now they don't sell those sparklers
anymore which ones are they're like a silver they don't work with the new ones huh uh haven't done it in years
yeah you just take like lead you take a whole bundle of them yeah almost like welding rods they look
like and then you leave one sticking out farther that's the fuse and you wrap them up and then run
boom what yeah yeah i don't know how it works i feel like you never played with fireworks enough
as a kid ben no we used to me we blew shit up all time yeah that was the first video on cboise tv is
a shooting fireworks
that our friend Matt.
It wasn't on my
my very first YouTube channel
but we uploaded it again
on CBOY's TV one week
and like did commentary
it was stupid
so I just took it down
you know how like
in Minnesota
like cool fireworks
are not allowed
like they don't
they can't sell good ones
but we also found out
thanks to like
MySpace videos back in the day
that you can take like
the little shitty
like Roman candle things
like what you can buy
legally and yeah
bang on those with a hammer and wrapping with tape and shove them in a two-liter bottle and
make some pretty gnarly explosions.
Yeah, I believe that you and cousin Joe used to just...
Actually, David McKinney, me and him were really going down some firework, experimental
rabbit holes.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm so fascinated how fireworks...
His dad cut us off.
You were going on a bad route.
Because like nine out of ten just like didn't really work and we had one that like shook
the windows on the house.
like he came out expecting to see one of us severely injured and we're both just stoked because it finally
worked.
What'd you do?
What'd you do?
Like a bunch of gas involved in it?
No, zero gas.
It was basically just like looks like a roaming candle, but it would just shoot sparks,
not like the balls out the end.
And you just like bang the ends of it with a hammer and wrap it up real tight with
the electrical tape and then put it into a two liter bottle and leave the fuse out and then
tape the two liter bottle up tight.
More or less that.
You might be on a watch list after explaining that.
I don't know how much of a punch it packs.
It's just really loud.
I'm sure you wouldn't want to be holding it.
It's kind of random, but I was thinking about how there's no war heroes anymore.
Like I feel like back in the day we used to like have war, like you know about old generals all the time now.
But now I feel like all of the things we were talking about different like special ops missions and stuff because one of those guys and friends with they go to a bunch of different political events.
And I like, you ever get to meet anyone cool?
And they're like, no, they don't talk about it.
like, Shane Gillis was talking about.
I was like, yeah, I was with the Venezuela guys.
We, like, back in the day, they would have been famous.
We don't make war heroes like we should anymore.
Well, the guy that killed Osama bin Laden's kind of a legend.
Who's that again?
Oh, shit.
See?
That's what we're saying.
There are a legend.
He's been on a bunch of podcasts.
Yeah, there's legendary guys, but, like, unless you're going to go on a podcast tour,
like, the country doesn't make it famous.
But I think, like, a lot of the other guys don't want to be known,
because then it maybe puts, like, a target on you, especially in today's world.
like you'd be, they might go searching for you.
Like, it's pretty brave of him to say that he was the guy who shot him because I imagine
I'd put a pretty big target on your back versus you're this anonymous guy, a part of this
secret seal team six or.
And then they can continue to operate and continue to do all that.
Or just, you know, retire and live a normal life.
I think that's the case probably.
But for him, I'm sure now he's going on podcast tours.
He's selling books.
Selling books, all that.
So obviously it was.
I'd say that's probably the biggest thing is just,
Privacy.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess it kind of makes sense, but I was thinking about privacy in a way with my family.
You know how like when you hang out with different people from like either extended family or seeing a lot of extended friends around the lake this weekend?
And I feel like back in the day, they would be holding a baby.
And you'd be like, oh shit, congrats.
You had a baby.
But now because of Instagram, you're like expected to know the baby's name.
Like you feel kind of bad.
You're like, so what's?
what's your baby's name?
Like,
are you expected to know baby's names?
Well,
I don't know.
Like,
you see somebody and you're like,
you know,
they post on Facebook all the time with them,
so you feel like you should,
you should know everything about your family,
so it's harder to ask questions now.
I think that you should like,
just assume that people don't give a shit about your life.
Yeah,
that's probably true.
And like,
that's like the biggest thing that I've realized
with everything that we do.
Like,
we post everything about our lives on the internet,
right?
But I still hang out with people,
that might not watch C-boys.
They don't listen to the podcast,
and they maybe go on Instagram
like once every couple days.
God, what a beautiful life.
And so, like, they don't know
every little detail about my life
when, like, you know,
it's almost like expected
because you share it of like,
oh, they already know this.
So I go into, like,
most situations,
just assuming that people don't know
anything about, like, what I've been doing.
I agree.
Otherwise, it could come off the wrong way.
Like, oh, you don't know everything I'm doing?
Like, yeah.
there was one actually this weekend where like this kid asked me like how my bachelor party was
and I thought he was joking asking that because I was like oh he definitely knows that like shred 80
got married and I was like yeah dude it was it was good did you like see like what what my friend
shred 80 did and he's like no and I was like oh shit do I have a story and then I like I kind of
love that though because I get to like tell people the story and if they didn't watch the video
or they haven't listened to the pod like they're hearing it for the first time and then
you can see their genuine reaction to it.
Real time.
But I don't know.
I feel like just with like everything going on in like this day and age,
like people just expect that you like know more about them when.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
It's kind of tough.
You feel bad sometimes it would be like, oh no, what you know, this is Greg.
Yeah.
You're like, oh, I, dude, that's a good baby name.
He looks at a baby and names a Greg.
Like he looks like a baby.
Has a baby ever look like a Greg?
It is a good name, though.
How about Gregory?
Yeah, Gregory actually fits a baby.
And then you end up as Greg.
Yeah.
And he's, hey, little Greg, you know.
And then how's, how's little Greg doing?
Now he's, how's old Greg doing once he gets older?
Old Greg.
Or Gary.
You can't look at a baby and go, that's Gary.
Yeah.
Yeah, that one's tough.
Speaking of Greg, dude, I pulled up to Ken's party on Friday night.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Well, I brought my future father-in-law.
Yeah, Ken's having this party.
You got to come over.
You got it.
Well, it was just people show up.
You know, I go home for dinner and then people just start showing up.
At Ken's house.
Yeah.
It was like four, I'd say conservatively four different parties going on in his house in different areas.
Like you, you, we come up on boat.
The place is lit up.
You can hear the thumping as you get closer to his house.
The thumping from the subwoofers and the speakers.
There's lights.
You see people walking in like the windows.
And, you know, he's pretty excited.
like been hearing about this house.
There's a party going on in the boathouse.
We're like, hey, you know, yeah, this is a boat house.
Show me.
Wow, this is sweet.
We go walking up.
Yeah, we go walking up.
There's a party in the kitchen.
Where's Ken?
Where's Ken?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I go upstairs.
There's like people hanging out in his hallway.
Hey, where's, where's Ken at?
Oh, I don't know.
I go and, like, walk around the corner.
No one's in his room.
Then I go into his office.
There's people just hanging out in his office.
I don't even know there's people up there.
I chuckled to myself because my samurai sword is on the wall now.
in a box.
Nice.
It's in a box and I tried taking it out and it was locked.
Really?
It's locked up?
Oh, yeah.
But I think you need to take the sleeve off it so you can see the blade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I tried doing it.
It's got a secondary thing for the sleeve, but I just haven't done it.
Yeah, it's all good.
Don't worry.
I thought it was great.
So then we're like, where the frick is this guy?
Walk out, walking in his garage.
There's like 15 more people in Ken's garage.
I just see like, there's kind of like this huddle around Ken's Contenel.
Ken's sitting in the driver seat.
trying to start this thing.
So then my future father-in-law just like,
there was like a jump pack sitting where he grabs ice.
It's like trying to hook it up.
Yeah, it was fun, dude.
I saw one snapchat from it of Wayne, CJ's fiance's dad,
who's a legend.
And he's standing there.
He's looking at Ken's Continental and he goes,
Hey, I like cars.
That was sign up.
I like cars.
I think I was trying to tell him you should buy this thing.
Hey, you were like, wait,
What do you think of this?
I like cars.
I like cars.
You caught him so off guard.
You didn't want to say anything bad about it.
That would be honestly,
Wayne should buy one of those
because it's like the perfect Wayne car.
Because he,
you know,
it's big,
it's comfortable.
It's baller.
He's whipping around a 20206
06 right now.
Terrorizing the neighbor.
Looks like Ryan's just white.
But yeah,
so that was fun.
I wouldn't saw Greg's house.
And then I was going to say,
Ken,
you didn't even make it out
to the sandbar the next.
day. The next day is. No, no, I had a little too much fun on Friday. I didn't say 10 p.m. that
I had to hold back. What? You didn't you. He just canceled the whole day. No. So that's,
the fourth of July. I think that should tell you guys how crazy this party was. It was like walking
to a college party, dude. Like the way like there was different groups, like, it was just wild.
But what did your Saturday look like then? I laid in bed till about one and then I went and laid
on the deck and then I went through fish fry down the road. It was 88 degrees.
He's in sunny and dead calm on.
I can't believe you were actually even able to stay inside.
It was a rough one.
Damn, Ken.
So you guys know how I know that Ken did this weekend big, and he started on Thursday?
How's that?
What are you doing Thursday?
All right.
So if you guys watched the last video, you saw that we had a fishing competition, and it was two teams, cheap team versus expensive team.
The losing team had to give up their.
Instagrams for 24 hours to the winning team, right?
So each person in the winning team got to claim somebody's Instagram.
Well, the cheap boat won.
So me, Evan, Spenny, and then our buddy, Andrew Flair.
Our team won.
And I got Ken's Instagram, Evan got Mike's Instagram,
Spenny got Ryan's Instagram, and then Flair got CJs.
So at 7 o'clock when the video dropped on Thursday,
everyone handed the keys over to their Instagram,
where we had access to post whatever we wanted for 24.
hours. So Ken's got his Instagram locked down like Fort Knox, obviously. He's got 17 passwords to get in there.
So I'm on the phone with Ken on Thursday night. Like, bro, go to your two-factor authentic,
authentification or whatever, to let me in. And he's like, all right, here's the code. And then it's
asking me for an email code then, and then a text code. And so like, I'm going to war, just trying to
get into Ken's Instagram. So I end up not even being able to get into it on the app. I had to go on the
web browser of Instagram.
Absolute horrible experience.
So I was like super limited on what I could do on Ken's.
Ken liked it that way.
So you start DMing people just wild stuff.
What were you DMing?
The DMs is wild.
What?
I didn't know that.
Well, I like went in and I DM'd, uh, I DM Spenny.
You DM shreds.
I DM shreds and I said some wild shit to both of them.
And then I DMed our buddy Jace.
And I sent a picture of that I had in my first.
phone of Ken and
Jason's mom.
What?
And I just said
some savage shit
and I sent it to Ken.
I was just like,
I just sent it to
Chase.
I said,
you don't want to know
what happened after this
photo was taken.
Oh my God.
And Jason just responded like,
there's no way that this is actually Ken.
Oh,
he knew.
He was just like,
Ben is like,
bro,
I know this.
Chase is the one who got body slammed in the pool
at Bryce Hall's house in Las Vegas.
Classic.
Chase susted out like immediately,
but you should start DMing like a bunch of
IG like models and shit. A bunch of chicks.
So, so I get
in and I make a post on Ken's
Instagram and then I make another
post giving myself
Ken wanted to apologize
and he had it in his drafts and I just posted
it of like a big apology to me
for not inviting me to his
first house party and then just like
you know not saying thank you for all the gifts that
I've gotten him over the years and
that was nice. I just saw that in your drafts and I posted
it. I had like just posted it. I had like just
posted two pictures right
and I was just kind of easing into it the first
one was with like all of Ken and
his mom women but
you know I wasn't trying to like go too
hard off the bat and Ken kept
texting me that all you got
oh shit really
that all you got and then and then he sent me the
meme of the toe
of the sponge bob meme where the toe
pops out of the out of the shoe
and then it presses the gas
and I'm just
like this guy this guy wants me to
ramp this up. So I'm laying in bed at like 1130 and I go on my own Instagram. It was such a pain
in the ass to go on Ken's because I had to do it on the web browser and it was super laggy. So I'm
just like scrolling on my own Instagram and I see a post from Ken Matthews of Evan and
Dalton kissing. Hold on. You posted that Ken? And I go, what? I go, I didn't post this. So then
I go to my camera roll and I'm
I'm like looking if I like accidentally like pressed upload.
I'm like, I don't even have these photos.
And then I don't know when did you guys kiss?
I'm like so,
why do you have those photos?
Like what would?
Yeah, I don't know how Ken snuck those photos on AI.
What would make you want to see something like that?
It was just in my camera roll for Mike's wedding.
Yeah, so I didn't wear a suit at Mike's wedding.
You did briefly.
Yeah, have you all piled up?
You don't remember.
But I'm scrolling and I see.
that this is a post made by Ken Matthews
and I'm like bro
Ken took his Instagram back over
and is now posting shit
because it looks like I'm posting it
and knowing that I'm the one getting blamed here
so I like I see this
and I'm like kind of like falling asleep at the time
and I'm like I like sit up and I'm like holy shit
this is savage and I'm like okay well Ken must be like
on some
so I was like I was expecting you know a post
every hour, post every other hour,
and here we had two posts and a couple
DMs. I was like, this is, this is light work.
It'd been lied for two hours.
Ken was trying to get his algorithm up. So I
see that post and I was like, that's savage.
I go to bed. I wake up, post
is gone. So I'm like,
wait a second, was that a fever dream?
Like, I like saw it pretty
late and I'm like pretty confused at this
point. And I'm like,
I don't know. Like Ken must have gotten
drunk, posted it. Oh my God.
woke up sober and been like, oh, that was maybe too savage and then deleted it.
Is that true?
Ken?
Is that what happened?
Well, Dalton sent a text complaining and I was like, ah, okay, I'll delete it.
And then I was at the gym and I was like, I shouldn't have deleted it.
And I just reposted it.
He reposted it.
Oh, my.
And then it repopped up.
But not only did he do that, he took over his Instagram and he posted a picture of him
and that mom that, that he was kissing.
Jesus.
You posted that too?
He posted that too.
I thought you did that.
No.
Oh my God.
Yeah, Penn was just like pumping his tires.
He's like, I don't want to post this myself because it might seem cocky, but I'm going to post it and make it look like Ben did.
Yeah, so, so, you know, I make a couple posts.
And then Ken makes a couple posts on his own.
And then he keeps telling me to ramp it up.
And I'm like, dude, you're ramping it up for yourself.
Like, I'm like kind of sitting back watching what's going to happen next.
What?
Yeah, it was pretty insane.
And it worked because you sent that in the group chat and go,
Ken, what are you doing?
And I'm like, Ben, what are you?
Yeah, that's obviously.
I thought you were confused too easy.
And I went and commented on that post from my account saying,
geez, Ken, this was savage or something like that.
And I thought you were just playing up yourself the whole time.
Straight up.
None of Ken's posts were even bad.
They all just made him look cool.
Well, my post made me look, I don't even know.
Was a picture with your arm?
You had one post.
It wasn't that bad.
A would be the statement
like wearing women boots.
So I had women's legs.
It was clearly AI.
It wasn't real.
I had C.
I had C.
I took the approach of like,
I'm going to kind of just like expose Ken for being the legend that he is here.
Spenny and Flair took the approach of
I'm going to make CJ and Ryan look so insanely gay.
Their reputation.
this one's going to be hard to go back.
I wasn't too mad.
I mean, I definitely lost followers,
but I wasn't too mad because I feel like
it was so clearly AI.
Did you lose followers?
I think I did.
I think I did.
You guys, Ken gained a shit ton of followers.
I don't know if I lost any followers, but...
Because people are coming over from the video
just to see what was happening.
I wouldn't have blamed them if they unfollowed me
after seeing that picture and not knowing what's going on.
Like, people from high school were probably just like,
what the fuck is wrong?
My family.
He probably follows me on
Instagram and Spenny went
literal dildo shopping
on my
Instagram.
Sam walking out,
Spesger
dildos.
That's crazy.
That is insane.
You was getting concerned tag.
Who texted him?
Yeah, they're just like,
what is going on?
Bro, that picture of you, though,
with your sandals like this?
That wasn't an AI.
You follow that up with dildo shopping?
I mean, I can't blame them for being concerned.
The purses I thought was fake until Gavin told me he took those pictures.
No, that one was real, unfortunately.
And so was the one of me sitting a little fruity.
But I was tired.
It was cold and tired.
I don't know.
So Spenny?
If you would have wore shoes, you probably wouldn't have been so cold.
It would have been so bad.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
I feel like we've made it pretty apparent.
Like, you know, we make a lot of jokes about Spenny potentially being, you know,
playing for the other team.
at least both teams.
Yeah, at minimum.
And, uh, and, and I don't know.
I mean, maybe he's just had enough of it and he took it out on your Instagram.
So what were people saying?
Nobody was really upset, but they were like genuinely like, what the fuck is going on?
Glenn was upset.
Glenn was upset.
I, I, I archived the post because I didn't.
Hold on.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
So I need to get this straight.
He literally posted a picture of you.
Here's him.
No, it's a shopping.
I didn't get to see him.
I had no.
service from... And then someone was pissed
and commented, Glenn? What do you say? What do you say?
He just said, did the comments go away? This is too far.
Oh, that's not that guy.
I think I missed the, the dildo post.
I mean, he's literally picking out.
Insane work. That is insane.
Insane work. I saw this and it was like, holy crap, that's aggressive.
Having my four-wheeled buddies over for a party tonight,
quad riders tap in if you want to get a little twisted.
Ain't no party like a quad party.
We handle our business on all fours.
That's crazy.
Dude, that is insane.
Crazy work, bro.
That shit was fucked.
How did he come up with that caption?
He just thinks a little differently than the rest of us.
Dude, so I was actually driving and Greta goes, oh, my God, Ryan's Instagram post.
And I was like, oh, no.
What do you do?
What is it?
She's like, shopping for dildos?
like at Spencer's and like getting a bunch of lube and stuff.
I was like, what's the caption?
And she reads that caption to me.
And I had damnity had to pull over on the side of the road.
I was like, oh my God.
And me, so I grabbed my phone and Spenny text me and just goes, you see the post?
Not bad, uh?
He texted me.
I was like, you know, hey, these are funny.
I was trying to be a good sport.
And he goes, I got to go film one later tonight.
I'm like, what the hell?
are you going to film? What original content are we doing out of this? I got on the phone with him and I was just
kind of razzing him up. I'm like, Spenny, too far, man, too far. And he was just like, what? And then he's
like, to be honest, he's like, you know if the tables were turned. There'd be pictures of me with tits all
over Instagram. So I had to go hard. I mean, and I honestly, I don't blame him. It's a pretty
valid point. My question is, Mike, I think Evan went way too far with yours. How do you feel on it?
I was just like, do you think you'll ever bounce back from it?
Well, it started on Thursday night.
I was sending some stuff back and forth to Ben.
And I don't think I had everything I have is like not probably good to post.
Okay.
Really, it usually involves you peeing on stuff.
Yeah, so you have a lot of me really drunk.
Yeah, pretty much.
And that's all I could really find that I thought was funny.
And then I was like, ah, whatever, didn't post anything on Thursday.
Went out to the family cabin first thing on Friday morning.
And because it was so busy, like my phone was literally bricked, like the whole weekend out there.
Like these posts that you guys are talking about, I did see the one of me in Dalton, unfortunately.
But it wasn't from me seeing it on my own phone.
I got showed it.
Yeah, I bet.
And I was like, oh, my God.
My sister showed me actually.
What did she just go?
What is this?
Oh, she's like, oh, my God, this post of you in Dalton and I go, like, what?
Yeah.
And just my Jesus Christ.
I lucked out.
I mean, honestly, valid excuses, but still, I was just like not one, not one.
Not a comment, not a DM.
I went up like 12,000 followers.
I never got into, I never got into his account.
Really?
Yeah, I got blue balls.
Yeah, I was going to say.
Oh, damn, you gained more than me.
I was going to say, Ken, do you know how many followers you gained?
You had to gain, like, way over 100.
What?
No, I think it was like, I think it was like 40,000.
Jeez.
So I was 50,000 followers over the weekend.
Because you're at like, holy shit, Ken.
I actually.
think that Mike got the worst end of the deal on this?
Because he didn't gain any.
Because he didn't have anything to get.
Like, at least you guys.
Yeah, I did gain followers.
I just checked.
You walked away from it with a little bit of boost.
Ken especially.
But Mike is just over here like, come on, somebody,
bought something.
Now my followers are volatile because they didn't see anything,
and I'm pretty bad about posting too.
So they're probably going to be like, yeah, I'm checking out.
That was looking at this post.
Still has the post on his.
I don't take any of it down.
Ken's like the engagement is too good.
So I text in the group chat at 7 o'clock on Friday afternoon or Friday night.
And I go, all right, can take your Instagram back over, go and delete all the captions and comments or videos or pictures that I posted or do whatever.
And he was like, nah, I'm letting that shit ride.
And I just responded, savage.
It is.
That's savage.
So speaking of Suss stuff, though, did you see the video that Jack made of us?
Have you guys seen it?
I've been hearing about it.
Does this person look gay one?
I don't think I've seen it.
We'll pull this up here.
You know how much fun he had run around the mall
and his little fucking shorts making that video.
Let me just pull it up for us.
Hey, before we move on from this topic, though, I'll say this.
On the 4th of July, Greta and I were going out to her family's cabin
and her cousin, older cousin, was given me and her a ride.
And we're just like halfway there, gets quiet in the car.
And she goes, by the way, I follow.
your friend Ken on Instagram
last week,
but I had to unfollow him
yesterday morning
because I was just like
too annoyed of seeing his post
and I was like,
oh, actually?
And then she was like,
yeah,
they were just like
really weird post
and I'm assuming it was
after I posted
the one of like the statue
with the balls,
tag your mom for a thousand bucks
or whatever.
She had to be like,
yeah,
I'm out.
Like this guy is so cocky.
So cocky.
There was three mom posts
in 24 hours.
I don't want to be a part
of this group.
Wow. Well, all right, guys, I gotta say Jack did a good job on this one.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
That is a gay man.
And what makes you say that?
I don't know, it gets the long hair. Maybe the style. I feel like a lot of gay guys are rocking that.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
He might be both ways.
Why do you say that?
He's posing. He's got his hands up. Yeah, he's gay.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
That guy's straight as hell.
You think he's straight?
The jorts are kind of gay.
He drinks plain bush light and that just screamed straight to me.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
I think gay, to be honest.
What makes you say that?
I mean, look at the chin.
It kind of hangs down the road.
You gotta go no, fish on there.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
Gay.
And what makes you say that?
Is that a point, Ryan.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
I've seen gayer guys, but I'd say straight.
You think you straight?
Sure.
What makes you say that?
I don't fucking know.
You think this guy is gay or straight?
Oh yeah, he's just gay as fuck.
What makes you say that?
Whole USA fit.
You think that's gay?
Gay as hell.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
He looks a little gay to me,
what makes you say that?
A little sunglasses, the nipples out.
That's for sure.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
You don't look like a queer, but he might be.
I don't know, is he got earrings in it?
He doesn't have earrings.
Well, that's a positive sign.
Do you think this guy is gay or straight?
It looks like he's got a little sugar in there.
Okay, and what makes you say that?
I don't know something about the shirt, man.
Just gives that vibe.
Sugar in the tank.
You think this guy is gay or straight?
I think he gay.
What makes you say that?
Because what type of grown ass man has a beer like that?
The way high is like part off of the side, but not that much hot.
Yeah.
You guys think this guy is gay or straight?
He gave a second.
What makes you say that?
Bro.
You really went to the fucking mall to do that?
do that? I got kicked out too
at the end. Really? Did you? Yeah, security
kicked me out. Oh my, because you're going around
asking people. Filming. Yeah.
Yeah. I thought it was hilarious.
I've always wondered what Jack does
with his time off. No, that was on the clock.
That's even worse.
Clock and overtime for
that. I was wondering why you were
taking pictures of us. That all makes sense
now. I remember, yeah, it was
like last week, right? And then
I did, someone asked, where's Jack? And then
was that not for Flauer's thumbnail?
It was a multi-purpose photo
It actually made it to the thumbnail
But
Yeah
Ev you were the most sussed
I've ever seen you that day
Because I knew you were up to some bullshit
You're like
Just play the train game
And I'm gonna take some pictures
For Flair's thumbnail
I'm like oh that makes sense
Yeah that was good
Wow
I have such an interesting position
Because everything I do here
Ev is just always worried about
Because I'm not worried
I can just tell you're up to shit
all the time.
You're super suspicious.
Like no poker face.
Yeah, I love it.
My favorite part when I just sussing you out.
All right.
Chat, comments.
Looking at this.
This picture.
This guy.
Get here straight.
It's just us now going to the mall.
Purple short shorts.
All of us just showing pictures of chat.
I just thought it was funny because like everyone there just airs on the side of gay.
Like there's like, yeah, he can just, the way he's standing, you can tell he's
probably gay.
For show.
Safe assumption.
Yeah, like Evans.
Yeah, the black and the white.
Yep.
He's got a good point.
Only someone gay
with we're black and white.
That was great.
I watched it like 10 times since Jack made it.
It's so funny.
Damn, Jack.
Doing us dirty.
That's funny, though.
That was almost as messed up as when you were squirting all that mayonnaise and
Kent's face the other day.
That one's doing great, though.
There's a lot of flavors and nothing tasted good.
I got the reboot right and I got nothing else.
Yeah, I don't think I've got one right.
I mean, I said Gatorade.
Can I see the TikTok?
Yeah, that's close.
Can I see the short vid?
We covered up their eyes and we threw random sauces and condo.
Beverages.
There was some savage stuff in that cooler that Ryan's kind of like,
yeah, we'll just do the more normal.
There was like vinegar.
Slap them with like hot sauce, I think, maybe.
Yeah, some shit that would have not been good.
I'm sure Shred 80 would have loved that same thought process when we fed him cat food.
Today we're going to be blind taste testing.
Sprite.
Gatorade.
Gatorade.
That was close enough.
Barberques sauce.
C.J?
You have to try it now.
Soda pop.
Is that bomb pop reboot?
Wow, man.
Just fucking throw the whole bottle out.
Just hit him with a two meter in the head.
Rup beer.
Trying to guess what I get hit in the head with.
Okay, it's thick. I can feel it.
Is that a barbecue sauce?
Like barbecue?
It's thick.
That's definitely rip beer.
What do you think so far, Ken?
And also, like, getting fully wet from it, but not getting much in your mouth.
Getting that dog just haunts him.
Oh my god, what the up?
Imagine like the delivery driver just showed up.
It's just out there.
I think you need to try it, CJ.
If we don't do anything crazy, I think you'll be surprised.
I'm sure it's harder than you'd think.
After the first one, you just get a weird mix of flavors in your mouth and nothing tastes.
right.
Yeah.
Speaking of tasting things, I know they got a new collab at, uh,
Oh, I've been waiting for this for months.
Yes, donuts.
There's no way these.
Listen, I love donuts and I love Mountain Dew.
There's no fucking way these things are good.
Well, Ryan, I feel like if anybody should be the judge of that, it's you and
CJ over here.
I don't even, dude, nobody, Paul, shit.
Ken, you'll get.
Ken wants to eat.
Everyone else like, I don't want to.
I don't try this.
I want to eat it.
Oh my.
Oh my God.
I don't know if my kick helped or hurted.
It was falling either way.
I tried to save it.
Ken, you're on a diet.
Come on.
Consensus?
They've got a little...
It tastes kind of like a lemon-lime donut.
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It's a lemon lime.
That's the flavor in it that.
Because yes, both and do.
Yeah.
That is Mondeu's flavor.
Really?
Yeah, lemon lime.
It doesn't taste it all like a Mondeau.
It tastes like a lemon pound cake.
Yeah, it's probably a good thing that thing's limited edition.
You got to wonder what kind of guys
The thing is, though...
I don't think they're bad.
I don't like them, but there's nothing like repulsive about it.
Other than the collar.
You can't come out the same color.
It's definitely not as bad as you would think.
Like, it just tastes kind of like a lemon line.
But there's just something about the Moundu.
branding on a donut that you're like, listen, we got two things that are, you know, not
going to make it while here.
And we're combining them.
Like, I already feel bad enough eating a donut.
Ryan, I think you should do the Mountain Dew challenge where you eat six of those donuts
and drink a two liter in five minutes.
Is that what the thing is?
I just made it up, but that sounds awful.
You think you could do it.
Dude, I don't, I don't, I haven't had that much Mondeau lately.
I've gone off the sauce.
Mike's going to swing through a quick trip tomorrow and we'll pick up the supplies and you can
make a TikTok. Do you miss it, Ryan? Do you miss your Moundo? Do I miss the do? Yeah.
Really? Yeah. Honestly, kind of thinking about it this weekend. So who made you quit?
You guys making fun of me? It was for the better. For sure.
We were doing making fun of me. We were making fun of it. We were always just like, oh,
Ryan's got another do. He's having a lot of pop. Ryan loves me. Ryan loves Moundu.
And I just felt like you were suggesting to be that I was over consuming. So then I was like,
all right, well, I probably better dial it back. Bay Grange's just recently.
quit the deal. Yeah, yeah. He did that on his
own, though. Nobody was making fun of him. Really? He was ripping
like two big gulps a day. Yeah, I was
making fun of him. Were you? Like, you're
up in your office, like, fuck your mountain. I put out my
little LED. If you drink Mountain Dew,
you're an idiot. And when he finish his
second two liter of mountain dew, or not
two liter, but big gulp, there's still ice in there
and then he had switched to the T's right in the
same glass. Yeah, Big Ranch
is always sipping out of that cup.
Yeah, that Pepsi. Like 64
ounce or maybe? At least 32.
Well, he would swing through the C-store on
the way to work, stop by, you know, get a big gulp, and then at lunch, go replace it for a new one.
How does the ice not melt, though?
We have a lot.
He's running foams, isn't he, or is it?
Cardboard.
It's cardboard.
You just run two, so it's slightly insulated.
Oh.
Dude, we should get him a Yeti.
Dude, having me, me and Mike were talking about this the other day, and it can be an inconvenience
having.
You just got to keep track of it, and maybe forget it in the car for a few days, and it gets all nasty.
Keep in mind, I'm not on that side.
You just get a cup, you can just throw it.
We got like two different shops and like different cars and back home.
And it's easy to.
No, I don't misplace it.
The amount of cups that I have lost, same with sunglasses.
How do they never show back up?
I have probably lost 20 pairs of sunglasses this year.
Like, where am I losing these?
Are you guys finding sunglasses?
No, I'm down to my last.
I had to wear a pair of Oakley's this weekend.
I felt terrible because I only wear bums now.
Yeah.
I literally didn't have any other hands of sunglasses.
Dude, it's nice that Jake has this
sunglass company because it was getting
very expensive for how many sunglasses I lose.
And so for Jake,
he would just drop him off by the box.
But now I've lost all those.
Yeah.
I broke out my...
No idea.
It's crazy.
My Oakley's from high school this weekend.
And the first thing I'm like, man,
it's crazy.
I haven't lost these yet.
I lost them.
No way?
Yeah.
Damn.
You know what I was talking to Greta about this weekend?
was the old gas cans.
Do you guys remember those the T-Payans?
Coming back in the style.
The T-Pain gas cans?
Aren't they? I don't know.
I've seen Dalton wearing some gas-can-esque ones.
We have the Bums edition of the gas cans.
The Darylls.
The Daryls.
No, the gas cans were fully connected.
Those are oil rigs, boys.
You're right.
You are right.
The gas cans were the...
Yeah, you are really.
I had a pair of gas cans.
Ken had oil rigs.
Yes, correct.
And fuck were we sick.
Can we pop up a picture of Ken and Ryan
and gas cans and oil rigs?
I'm sure I can find one.
Yeah.
Look at a stringer of fish, too.
Wow.
Did you catch those?
Yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
I was up in Canada.
I don't know.
I'm not buying it.
I saw you guys fishing.
You just buy those at the store or something?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're fake.
They're a bunch of wall mounts.
Oh, I found Kenon some oil rigs.
All right.
What do we got?
Is him with some chicks?
Oh, yeah.
And he had chicks around him?
Yeah, of course he had chicks around them.
What was that?
Oh.
My brother had the white ones.
They're like the glass of team pains.
It's nice having just a pair of cheap sunglasses,
but it's something about when you have a little bit more.
Like if you spend a little bit more on them,
you try to not lose them.
Yep.
And usually you're like,
all right,
I mean,
keep track of these and then you have them longer.
Yeah,
whereas with the bums,
I know I have a box in my office.
So it's just like,
it's like a plastic water bottle almost.
You're leaving behind wherever.
Have you ever?
looked at the gym lost and found.
It's a lot of your guys is shit.
There's a lot of your water bottles
and other shit in there. I leave those
all over the place too. Yeah, I always am cleaning
them up because I look around, I go, well, I know Ken's
not drinking fucking reboot, and this is
sitting here since yesterday. I clean them up
for you. Yeah, it's all over. Yeah, there's a bunch
of C-boy sweatshirts in there, too. Is there
really? Yeah. Oh, I actually, I just
had left those. I didn't think those were yours.
But classic, it happens.
Dude, I got to do a hall.
I have a closet full of old
merch that I'm going to donate to the Boys and Girls Club.
I got to bring it in, but I straight up need, like, the box truck for it.
I, uh, stocking up over the last, like, eight years.
I have, like, one of every shirt that we've ever made in a, in a white tote.
I really get made fun of it for it, too.
Like, even my dad thinks it's funny.
What?
I'm like, they're just like, this is crazy that you're keeping all these shirts.
I'm like, one day, they'll mean something to probably nobody, but they mean something to me.
I, I, I was trying to do the same thing, Ryan, but I don't think I,
I'm doing probably as good a job as you.
I should just get rid of mine and just rely on.
I'll just go to your archive if I ever need to look back.
Yeah.
Well, somebody should keep the accessories because I, for whatever,
I never grab any of the accessories because I think that I probably won't use them.
And so then I don't have them.
Dude, I did that though.
I brought like a bunch of the old shirts and just stuff that wasn't wearing anymore
because it's just older to the Boys and Girls Club.
It was like two pickup truck loads of like big bags.
And from my understanding, people love it.
Because they're nice shirts, you know.
It's just like we have new stuff constantly dropping.
So I would just have a new brand new shirt to wear.
I'm going to do it and I'll post on like Instagram or Snapchat.
So if you're like in the area, you can go there once it's stocked up.
But, but dude, I thinky though because Ben was wearing it.
Yeah, right?
Well, actually I had two bags ready to go in my garage.
Like I took them out of the closet, put them in bags and I brought them to the garage.
And I just never put them from.
my garage into my car to bring in.
And one day I was like, all right, I'm actually
going to bring these to the Boys and Girls Club.
I picked them up in doing so.
Some of the air came out of the bag, right?
Kind of squeezed it.
And I just got hit in the face with like the worst smell I've ever seen.
Oh, no.
And I was like, oh my God, do I smell this bad?
Like, my clothes are just in this bag, right?
I'm like looking at it.
I'm like, dude, there's got to be something in this bag.
Nice.
A chip monk.
No.
Got it in my garage, crawled into the bag.
Must not have been able to get out of the bag or something.
Died.
Inside this bag and he kind of like crawled up into the middle of like the bag.
So like all the all the shirts and sweatshers in there.
Yeah, they were cooked.
Yeah, which I felt bad about it because I was like, damn, like this is probably like 35, 50 t-shirts and sweatshirts that I was going to donate.
And I just threw all of it because I was like, bro, this is disgusting.
Damn.
Mike, what's you researching?
fuel pumps
seems like a good time for that
do you
need a fuel pump for
Subaru
your WX
correct
you pick up one car
and now you're just
dude you have so many car projects
running dude
what's unbelievable
what's the status of that thing
because that thing's been away
for quite a while
years
over a year
I mean
people are going to get bored
because it's the same answer
every time but it's
it's under the knife
It's got a roll cage in it now.
Are they actively working on every day?
No.
Can you imagine?
It's got like 200,000 hours on it.
It's got like two or three guys full yearly salaries.
Like what Robbie did in like, yeah.
I had a bushel a month in the car.
Yeah.
That's true, Mike.
He could have dropped it off at Robbie's.
Robbie's going to lose our phone number though if we have another project on.
Yeah, he actually probably will.
His race looked sick.
Gavin took second.
No.
No, third.
He was running.
He was running second.
He was running second, but I think he finished way back.
He did a 360 towards the end of the race, and then I believe he took third or fourth.
So my bad.
But he was running second.
He almost won.
It was like an old Cummins 79 valve or some shit like that.
It was some engine that he would really, really wanted.
Did you guys see the van jump?
Yeah, it was gnarly.
No, I didn't say it.
It was actually a gnarly van jump.
With someone in it?
Yeah, pop it up on Gab's Insta.
It was like a tabletop type of jump.
I don't believe that it was Gavin because Gavin always says the throttle stops
working before the lip on his jumps.
And the brakes just magically, like, get touched by, but he doesn't touch him.
Yeah, right there.
Dude, that is a booed.
Yeah, dude.
I think everyone hit it once.
Yeah.
It looks like that's crazy.
You see the slingshot at Postrana land this year?
Yeah, that's crazy.
My favorite thing.
Rocket chair?
Yeah, rocket chair, whatever the hell it is.
Would you do that, Evan?
I don't really want to, but I don't want to say it looks foolproof,
but it looks like you really just got to sit there.
I wanted to find the specific video because the top comment is this looks like a helmet activity.
Because the chick isn't wearing a helmet in it.
And she's flying hundreds of feet through the air.
Like, it does seem.
They're probably like, if this goes wrong, you don't even need the helmet.
Let's go, go, go!
Oh my God.
So aggressive.
It looks fine, but.
I mean, the launch is instant.
Have you guys seen when they put that on a moving truck?
Yeah, and they're going 55 miles per hour and then they release it.
And that chair is going 55 miles per hour.
So when you get released off the chair and you're going,
this way, the chair's going this way, you technically come to a complete stop.
Yeah. Have you seen that? Yeah. That's some science right there. Imagine if we've made the
wrenches start doing physics in all of their builds now, like, all right, we need you to build us
a catapult. Yeah, I don't know how well it'd go if we were like, and we need it tomorrow.
I think they are building us a dang near a catapult. Yeah, they're building us a tire launcher.
Yeah. That's, that's some kind of close. It's like extreme baby.
Closer.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Extreme Bayblades.
That is actually kind of a good idea.
We make a big ring.
That's a really good idea.
We always wanted to do that with those Amazon quads.
Remember that?
We were going to buy like five of them.
Dual.
Because they were all in like remote control starting stops.
We need one of those soapy bowls that they have in like India that like the cars drive through.
You seen that?
Yeah.
And we need one of those.
Yeah.
There's like soap and like probably try to get out.
A foot of water at the bottom.
And yeah, you have to like,
drive in a circle to get out of them, but if you go through the middle, you just, like, spin around.
I've seen the walls they drive around, but not the soapy part.
It's a little soap in the bottom.
Ken, did you have your car on lockdown with the hail this weekend?
Didn't make it out of the garage, so.
You were safe, then.
It actually never hailed in my place.
But you were ready for it if it did.
I was ready for it.
Yeah, I believe that out there with a tennis racket.
Knock in the hail away.
Ken is the most, well, we talked about that last week.
The Ken reads hail, the word hail, and puts the cars away, which is a good thing.
Jack, you get that thing?
Oh, yeah.
I got a competition for us to see who is the strongest member of C-Boyce TV.
Okay.
And how do we test this?
Well, we've got a super legit grip strength tester.
What the rules?
Grip strength tester.
I mean, we could do a whole thing, but there isn't enough.
Yeah, there's enough room in the gym for our.
podcast. You just can't grab
your other arm. It just has to be
one arm, but you can do anything else you want to stand up
arm straight. All right. Should I
start? All right, here's the baseline.
Oh my God, Ben.
Oh, my God. Your whole, like, arms
cracked. More important than benching. Oh, it's fucking
kilograms. Put this in American, dude.
Jack. Click the power button to go
LB. Dude, I think my left might be
stronger. What are you doing your left?
All right. You're not even left-handed.
Why would your left be stronger? That's
crazy. I was just thinking, I might have to use
my left because I got like jam my finger really hard this weekend.
Oh yeah.
After this, I need to hear about your toe stubbing incident.
My hands are sweaty, dude.
You always have sweaty hands.
You're clammy.
All right.
He's curving.
Okay, 116.8.
116.8.
All right.
I actually kind of have faith in Ken in this.
As long as you pull a little bit, Ken, it'll reset.
I have no faith in Ken after seeing him try to hold onto a water ski rope.
That's also true.
72
okay
fuck
113.6
hamken
holy shit Ryan
nice
holy crap
148.
damn right
bishops
brian practicing
no
Brian's been doing a little bit of grip
oh shit
148
148
what was I
what are we doing
oh let's go
yeah check your left
it is slippery bet
it is
is.
142.8.
Rate still better.
Wipe you guys
sweat off it real quick.
All right, Siege.
What popped?
Keep that arm straight.
Keep that arm straight now.
A little soft, CJ.
How much?
143.8.
Damn!
Let's go.
Who won?
What did you have?
148.
148.
He only won because I haven't got it.
Hold on.
Let Mike try.
Let Mike try.
I run this back one time.
Okay.
Nope, that's all I got.
All right, Mike.
I'll see if I can get 100.
Muscle Mike.
117.6.
I got to try this again.
All right, Dalton, let's see you.
Come on.
Dalton's going for 160.
He's standing.
Straight armed.
146.
Ev?
I think the standing makes a difference.
I think if we stood, we'd be able to do it better.
Ryan didn't stand.
I'm sure you'd be stronger for you standing.
I can.
Damn.
When I brought this up, I for sure didn't think I was going to be.
Ryan is pretty strong, though, because like even in the gym, dude,
more stym.
One-oh-eight.
Hold on.
I'm going to my other hand.
How long as you guys?
Ryan, have you been practicing?
I have the grip trainer and my...
That was one...
121.
Nice.
Oh, my left hand is stronger.
What does this adjuster do?
I wonder if this makes it easier.
I think it's just where you start.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
You could do better if it's farther out.
Maybe.
That's what I was wondering.
Yeah, I don't know.
Wow.
Interesting.
Well, I'm trying to use all your strength, I think, in that first one.
Yeah.
No, Ryan, Ryan is strong.
He is.
Yeah, he's strong.
Every time I, with him at the gym, and Ryan's at the gym, I'm always like, damn, he's, like,
moving quite a bit of weight right now.
I know it just doesn't look like I'm strong.
So I was thinking that this weekend.
You have functional strength.
That's better than looking strong.
That's true.
Mike has functional strength.
Mike, yeah.
Mike has farm strength.
Muscle mark.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
One more time.
Oh, there you go.
140.
45.8.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, it shit's pretty fun.
Benny, we got to work on our grip strength.
I guess so.
What's the best way to do that?
I don't know.
Curl.
You need one of them.
The truckers use the.
Oh, you need a.
Roll a dog?
You need a four-fit, wheelie of 450 Yamaha with a little twist
Throttle action.
Dude, you got to wonder, like, what Hayden Deegan's grip strength is.
Or just, like, one of the top motto guys.
Their forearms, that's got to be, like, one of the strongest parts of their body.
Along with everything else.
Yeah, yeah.
But think about, just think about, like, if you're able, like, Spennie says all the time,
the guys that are the best are the ones that get the least arm pump.
So if you're conditioned, if your arms, like, just right here.
You even put, like, two laps on on the moto tracking.
and you got crazy arm pump.
So imagine doing that for as long as they're doing.
Yeah.
A few models a day.
You definitely need the strength,
which would make hanging on light still strong.
But one of the biggest thing that causes arm pump is,
like, hanging on too tight.
Because then you're, like, wrapped up.
You actually want to be, like, relaxed.
Loose with it.
But if you're really strong,
then your light is going to be probably the next guy's strong.
So, yeah, either way.
Interesting little challenge.
honestly I probably could have called that
I maybe would have said
exactly that right maybe it would have said
CJ but
I would have said that Ryan
would be stronger in me
and uh
I honestly would have said the same thing
for Evan he's got like look at
I would have said that Evans
like those are strong hands
fucking sausages on them
yeah
oh that reminds me
he's got meaty hands
what's the deal with your
little toe my toe
dude yeah I was
uh
filling up this little water bottle
down by the lake
and I was
Oh my God.
I was wearing sandals.
And I was kind of like rock hopping down to the water.
And I lean over, I fill it up.
Water bottle for what?
Just to drink out of or like to dump on a...
It was for Greta's sister.
She was like, can you fill this up for me?
And, uh...
Should drink it or what?
Like, yeah, like a squirt gun?
No, it was for her paint brush.
She was like painting a rock and she was like, I need something to clean my paint rocks.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Got it.
And she goes, can you fill this up for me?
I was like, yeah, I got it.
So I'm walking down to the lake
And I'm like kind of rock hopping down
And I was like just wearing sandals
And I don't wear sandals
I've never had a pair of sandals
Got I got me sandals for my birthday
Because she thought it was insane
She thought it was insane that I don't wear sandals
And I was like I just don't wear sandals
And uh
So I was better in sandals
Nope
I was wearing sandals for the first time
Like this was my first outing with sandals on
And I'm like rock hopping down to the water
And I fill it up
And my feet kind of get a little wet
in the sandals and they're like rubber sandals
and I step on one rock right here
and then I kind of hop to the next one
while my feet were wet
and my foot slides out of the sandal
and it kicks another rock right in front
and so my foot starts bleeding
and I was like fucking sandals
and Greta's like she knows
how I feel about sandals and she's like
oh shit like here we go
she's like oh we'll go get you a bandaid
and I like put a bandit on my toe
and I think that's like all of it
and then I'm like kind of like hobbling around
like the rest of like the afternoon
and then my foot starts turning black and blue
so I like I kicked the rock so hard
I thought it broke my toe
but it just jammed it
and then it like the base of my toe
like on my foot was turning like black and blue
and like getting swollen
and yeah I was like
quite a rock
this is what happens when you wear sandals I guess
you break your toe
yeah but on my
on peptides for some other shit, like with my neck.
And I...
It healed like that.
It's been healing like, it's already better.
You could break your arm and you just go to bed, wake up the next morning.
It's healed, fully healed, but those peptides bends on.
It does increase, uh, I'm sure, decrease.
I was just cracking it.
Decrease recovery time.
Interesting.
You know what that reminds me of, Ev?
Get a bowling ball, paint it like a soccer ball.
Oh, wow.
And just go set it on the...
I love that.
They used to do that at Wee Fest.
That's crazy.
Like you'll actually ruin someone's...
I think people...
Like six months.
A couple people broke their foot.
Yeah, it's not your drunk.
You're running around.
You see a soccer ball.
Oh, that would freaking hurt.
Yeah.
You guys know how I feel about Crocs.
Like, I hate them.
Okay.
So this weekend, I walked down to the lake.
And our cabin has a very steep hill.
So I walked down to the lake.
In my head, knees, I have to adjust the dock
because Cousin Joe walked down the end of it.
and snapped the cable
and it was all cattywampus,
blew it out.
So I'm, take my shoes off,
go walk in the lake,
and it's kind of rocky there.
So I'm stumbling around
on these rocks and it's hurting my feet,
and I look up at Joe.
He's actually in a boat next to the dock.
I'm lifting the dock up.
He's in a boat to, like, adjust it.
And I'm like, oh, it pains me to say this,
but give me your goddamn crocs.
I need something to walk in the water with.
Functional.
So I put the crocs on,
and we're nice when I was in the lake there.
Well, I had to grab something that was up the hill.
So I jump out of the lake with my, the crocs are all wet, my feet are all wet, get about three steps up this steep hill and just face plant.
Like the crocs stay put on my feet.
I didn't have the straps on.
They weren't in four-wheel drive.
But I literally like face planted into this hillside.
And you were like fucking crox.
It's like Ben's like fucking sand on the fucking crocs.
So in my, this is just my thought.
on crox versus sandals. Neither
of them are cool, but the crocs
are, they get way more
hate than the sandals because they do
probably look goofier to
some people, but at least they're more functional
and I can respect someone wearing crocs
because that shows
you're not wearing crock because you want to look
cool. Yeah. Like you accept like, I don't
what about the giblet people.
They're just, I don't know what's, they're
I don't claim them. Sorry?
When they put the little things, the little things
a little thing. Did you guys see my story of, like, they
Like Shrek and stuff.
Did you see my story in Mike's truck the other day?
No.
You have giblets?
Me and Spenny were driving.
I got those giblets from Evan, actually.
What?
I got those giblets from Evan.
They called them giblets?
What?
It was a toe.
Dude, it was a shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like,
like the buttons or whatever you put on them.
No, yeah.
Normally they're just like fun, like random buttons.
Whatever you're into, you can put them in your crocs.
But Evan got like a literal giant hairy toe that you.
It looks like kind of a realistic toe that's sticking out of the crock.
Yeah.
I forgot about that.
I did by that.
You got like a messed up big toes.
He just cut a hole in it.
If I had to guess,
CJ feels the same way about jiblets as he does about people modifying cars that should
be modified.
Yeah,
dude.
Yeah,
I think it's just take the fun.
Don't modify your crocs,
man.
But all I got to say is when I wear the crocs,
I know I don't look cool,
but I just simply don't care.
I'm just wearing them because maybe we're going on the boat,
whatever.
I can wear them in the lake.
Function over beauty.
I don't,
I'm not trying to impress anyone.
CJ was giving dating advice.
You remember this on Friday?
No.
Who was I giving dating advice?
One of our female friends.
Okay.
And he was getting dating advice to a female?
He was saying the type of guy she should pick.
And he said,
if you're trying to date a guy that gets more than 12 miles per gallon in his truck or in his vehicle, he's a pussy.
No, I said 14.
14 14 my bad okay i didn't say he's a pussy i said that's your problem it's like all the guys she's dating are driving like little hondas and shit like yeah says a lot about a guy yeah i'm like you just gotta get a guy with a pickup yeah some guy who doesn't care about gas mileage
alex is the one who uh actually sent me the thing it was like some girl on instagram and it was just like nothing she didn't say anything but on it's like if if your man gets more than 14 miles per gallon he's not a man or so i don't know what the fuck is it
What does that make Jack with his Tesla?
It was just more so funny.
But I cracked that joke, and then all the girls agreed.
They did.
They did.
Okay, here it is.
Here it is.
If you're a man and you get more than 14 miles per gallon, just say you're gay.
It's okay.
Holy shit.
That's actually crazy.
Dude, there's a lot of gay stuff.
Just jokes being.
Yeah, I think that's kind of...
I was kind of fired up at the chicks on Friday.
So I stayed...
Ryan, you were sober, weren't you?
I was 100% sober.
I could tell you we're about over it.
I was over it in the evening,
but really what got me was six and a half hours at the sandbar,
which CJ has done a thousand times.
So I was very happy to do it for you.
Like that was fine.
You were having a great time,
so I was by proxy having fun.
Just being at the sandbar wasn't that much fun for me.
Once we left,
I had a great fucking time.
And then the fireworks,
that was good too.
But there was this guy at the sandbar
that all of our chicks knew.
and they're like, oh my God, he is so good looking.
They describe him like this Greek.
Like, they all do this.
Every time it comes in, oh, and yeah, they wanted this one girl to talk with him.
And they're like, oh, my God, he's just like a Greek god.
Like, he's just so strong.
I'm just sitting here fucking looking down.
Yeah, but I got grip strength.
Yeah, there you go.
But I'm like, could you fucking imagine if like the, if we did this?
If a chick, a hot chick was on the boat next door, he'd go, oh, my God.
She's so hot.
She just is like a model.
Could you fucking imagine the backlash that we would catch at her titch look at her ass
Yeah
She was just sluish shit
Yeah
Oh my god yeah
He is just the sexiest guy
And I'm roll
See J and R's sitting there like
I don't even remember this
Yeah I mean we
I obviously wasn't that pressed I really didn't care
But I was like man could you imagine
If we just pointed out a chick over on that but oh my gosh
Her body's so nice
They'd be like
Yeah
Dude, that's how girls talk about our boat with Shred 80.
When we have them out of the sandbar, they're like, look at that guy.
He is just such a man.
They look at Shred 80.
They look at Shred 80, and they know he ain't getting 14 miles for gas.
They know he's getting like fucking seven, dude, and the shit he's driving.
You just here?
Oh, my God.
He's built like a cinder block.
He's all hairy.
Shred 80's like, they don't build him like that anymore.
Oh, stop.
it. That's what everyone tells me.
They don't.
Look, you can seriously take a fall.
I know.
I just keep getting up.
One day they're going to give me, I should not be okay.
I should not be okay.
Yeah, he's actually referred to as bad Gavin around town.
There's good Gavin, which is Gavin.
There's a lot of conspiracy on who truly is good or bad Gavin.
There's a good.
They've saved it for years.
What's the debate here, Evan?
On which Gavin is bad Gavin and good Gavin?
I never heard any debate.
Yeah, but you don't hang out at Zorbas.
That's true.
I don't have my ear to the ground as much as you.
That is true.
You haven't turned on the proverbial CNN that is the good Gavin, bad Gavin debate.
Dude, Ryan, I'm actually like sorry that I heard to hear right now that you didn't have a fun time on Friday.
Because, like, I'm not kidding you, it was the most fun day of summer for me.
Like, I don't even know if I'm going to.
to be able to beat that no matter what we know you see even try it was so much why didn't give it a
shot i mean i'm going to try but it was just legitimately so much fun and everyone was like yeah that
was the best day ever it was really fun it just was the classic you were stuck driving the boat he was
stuck driving the boat and the music was so loud and people are trying to talk to you about nothing
and you can't hear anything anyway and like people are talking to me it's just like blah it was
Wop-wop-wop-p-p-dh. And I just go, uh-huh. And I go, what the fuck am I even going to say back?
They're too drunk to respond anything intelligible to what I want to say. And two, they can't hear me anyway.
And it's like, dude, you can only talk about how hot that guy is on the other boat for three hours, you know?
Yeah, no. It's like, what are we going to do the other three hours here?
So I just kind of sat. I just sat in the boat and just chilled. And once we left the sandbar, I would agree.
I had, that was one of the most fun
I've had in the boat in a very, very long
time. It was just a little crazy.
Unfortunately, you guys missed it, but every,
like, I went with a few other people that
came to the sandbar earlier in the day, and we
had lunch at the sandbar, and it was
so fun. So, Ken
had, so, so, let me just,
let me just get this straight.
That ham sandwich on the same. Ken had more fun,
or Ken had as much fun as us, but for
a little bit longer, because he started earlier.
Were there chips on the sandwich? Like, talk
to me about this lunch.
Some breakfast burritos, some chicken and waffles.
Was this breakfast or fucking lunch?
It was brunch.
Oh, that's funny.
Ken's ideal sandbar day.
That is funny.
Sandwiches.
I might grab another ship of baked.
I don't want to have too much fun.
Yeah, Jack drove our giveaway Camero home from the drag strip today.
And he got home and was like, dude, wow.
I never fully understood why you guys were always like,
Teslas are so lame.
You ever drove like a real car?
Bro, I get it now.
That's awesome.
I was like, yeah, man.
We've been saying that.
Hearing it make noise and shifting?
Yeah, he was like, dude, when you'd give it gas and he would go,
that was insane.
I was like, yeah, dude.
I know.
The Pops are insane.
I do really, really.
The Camaro pops, like, super good.
You could do something with your Tesla where you just, like, had it like a soundtrack or something.
You like a pop tune for that?
Can you put, like, speakers on the outside?
Yeah.
It's just an extended quiff.
You can add your...
Have your boyfriend sit in the past and you're seeing and go...
Room, brum, brum.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah.
Classic.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, it's kind of a gay summer.
Dude, it is funny because, like, just everyone is gay now.
Like, that's just, like, how it is.
Like they bring us to the mall.
We're all just standing there just looking normal.
Yeah, I think he's gay.
You know, like everyone's just gay nowadays.
It's cool to be straight.
And everything that you could possibly ever choose to drive is gay as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Dude.
Just never win.
So you know how the World Cup is in North America now?
And so everyone's from like Europe is coming over to the United States for like the first time.
And people are leaving the United States with awesome things to.
say because like you know with just the media and everything like people just think like the
u.s. is a shithole where where is it at though it's in north america so it's in canada the
u.s and some games of Mexico a bunch of different like NFL stadiums and a bunch of that was my
question it's not in one spot it's all no it's been it all over the place but you know like
soccer's obviously huge in europe and all the other the rest of the world like soccer's like their
NFL so Atlanta boss in Dallas Houston Kansas city Los Angeles Miami New Jersey
Philadelphia, Seattle, and San Francisco.
Do you have Toronto,
Mexico City, Guatemala,
Monterey, Toronto, Vancouver.
So all these foreigners are coming over
and experiencing the United States
for the first time.
And it's funny to see the videos of like
what people leave with saying
like was their favorite part.
And I saw one the other day
that was about Ella Langley.
She's crushing it right now.
And then the other one was ranch dressing.
They don't have ranch in Europe?
I guess not.
Have you seen it when they,
go to Buckees and they just can't comprehend.
To be fair, the American mind can hardly comprehend Buckees.
Buckees is insane. I saw Texas Roadhouse was another one.
He's just like, I don't know how anyone in the United States is even ever upset because they
have Texas Roadhouse.
People are like, wow, I mean, that's great. It's not that good, but.
The rolls are pretty freaking good.
And then he was, yeah, he was like, and they're free?
It's good to see, though.
I feel like the U.S. has kind of been getting, like, drug through the mud or the U.S.
name between that happening and just like the 4th of July and it just like makes everyone
patriots like it's just it just fires me up and then the toby keith red wet and courtesy of the red
white and blue song so good it was like it was just a good weekend to be an american it was yeah the
weather was perfect the only thing that bums me out is that you know we weren't all just rallying
on friday i just wish you guys would all been there it was so too so fun i didn't know it was gonna be
such a such an event otherwise i would have gone out of my way for it it was a full day
And I called you before you.
I thought that you were with your family.
I was.
I thought that you were like jammed up with your family all day.
That's why Ryan was on the boat first.
And then I was like, all right, I got to go.
It's too nice out.
Ryan's out on the boat with everyone.
Like the sandbars pop in.
CJ needed a distraction from his phone so you couldn't check Instagram.
I didn't have anything suss posted of me at that point.
Yeah, damn, dude.
Yeah, I wish I was a big one.
Wish I could have ran it, but.
It was a big one.
There's more, there's more weekends in summer.
Nah, not really, dude.
That's basically the biggest one, and now it's all downhill.
Yeah.
It's like damn your fall after this.
That's true.
It is all downhill from here.
I mean, football season starts in a couple weeks.
Yeah, I mean, we're going to be watching football.
When you think lakes are going to freeze over, can't?
Pretty soon.
You want it?
Because you have your winter tires here, but you should probably just get them off.
I got to get that on the schedule, so.
I'll start studding up the dirt bikes.
You're ready for that thin ice?
You want to winterize everything?
Get the snowmills ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get the snowmills at the farm just in case.
Start snowing.
have them out.
They're all lined up.
That is fucking summer in Minnesota.
It was just snowing in Montana.
Crazy.
Yeah, like many, many feet of snow too.
Yeah, I don't know about that much, but it was a lot.
They closed the closed big sky because there was too much snow.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Never mind.
Three to six inches, 12 centimeters for the Canadian.
I did kind of feel bad sending Snapchat's of the US of A to Spani.
Like, I guess I just kind of feel like even Canadians,
celebrate the 4th of July.
Well, no, isn't it Canada Day?
Yeah, but that's not nearly the celebration.
Dude, Spenny is, uh, he was at some big,
he's ripping a stampede pretty hard.
Yeah, stampede, Canadian stampede.
It looks a lot of,
Calgary.
You don't got to feel bad for Spenny right now.
And then he's golfing today, right?
And Nelke's doing their whole and one challenge again,
live stream.
He's at the same golf course and was like riding in a golf cart right next to Kyle when
Kyle was running.
Yeah, he said he was just like, he was just playing golf.
And then they were running.
And then they were there.
Yeah, so crazy.
Yeah.
He's like he's going to drop in.
I'm sure Kyle doesn't even know how much of a legend Spenny is.
Like, he should let Spenny get in on the stream and like take some swings.
He's going to find out though.
Yes, next thing we know, Spenny's like hitting some rants.
He's part of the Nalk Boys.
He's just like not hanging with us anymore.
Like, dude.
Well, I mean, Spenny's just good at like making friends.
He is.
I told him.
I was like, go over there and tell him what's up.
He's kind of the Canadian version of Uncle Rich.
She knows everybody.
Yeah.
If Spenny smoked American.
spirits. They're shaped a little differently, but
more people.
I think Rich is coming back into town today.
Rich, yeah. He shows us up tomorrow.
Is he here?
He's just coming to hang? No, he's coming to finish Jake's track.
Because our bulldozer that Jake borrowed from us.
Broke, obviously.
Do we have to fix it?
No, I think Jake's been fixing it.
I think I heard the culprit with some mice, field mice.
Field mice.
It's all electrical.
You know what we should talk about is when we had Dave Sherbrook come over to hydro seed our farm.
Oh, yeah.
And he didn't put the, well, some tractor, not in park.
And it basically started rolling down the hill.
And if he wouldn't have stopped it, it would have rolled through our merch warehouse.
So he basically had to stop it with his pickup, which I felt bad because it did a pretty decent amount of damage to his truck bed.
Yes.
Tell me, because it's hydrostatic, you have to.
like have it fully set
the break and then turn it off
and he was like too quick to turning it off
I think so it was working
but it like lost pressure
so that's what like yeah so we
how he was able to get away from it without it rolling
we had Dave come over to hydroceed
around our farm we have a bunch of like dirt patches
and so I called them up
on a Tuesday and was like
hey Dave we have a bunch of dirt patches
can you come over and just like give us a quote
of what it would cost for you to come and hydroceed
it because he does like big
commercial jobs of like, you know,
they'll do 20 miles of highway
and they'll do both sides of the highway
and so like big jobs like that. So I was like
hey, if you got any left in the tank
come and hit the shop on the way home.
And he calls me up and he's like, I'll be over
there in 15. Comes over
brings a tractor with him.
Next thing I know, he's already
getting to work. I was like, Dave, I haven't
even told you what we
want yet. And he was like, I'll figure it out.
Yep. So he, uh,
He sends me this video and he's like, I'll do right here, I'll do right here, I'll do right here.
And he flips it around.
He's like, hey, Beiner, I always knew I'd be your lawn bitch one day.
Because when I worked for Dave, my title was Lawn Bitch.
And so...
It was even written on your checks, I believe.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was the title.
So Dave comes over the next morning and gets right to work.
And he proceeds to start, you know, hydroceding and putting seed down.
And then he calls Ryan and he goes, I just crashed my tractor.
into my truck.
And so he...
Working a little too fast.
He always is like,
oh, you fuckers are going to break something back in the day when we used to be at his shop.
And so then he and I were talking,
we did break stuff.
But we were talking this morning and he's very chaotic.
So he's picking up a like a steel coiled hydraulic line.
And he like picks it up and just whips it into the side of his pickup box and like
fucking smacks into it.
And I was like, geez, didn't dent it.
go, this aluminum's pretty tough.
Wow, you know, I'm like, pretty shocked.
Like, took the paint off but didn't dent it.
And then he calls me and tells me basically the story of this happening.
So as we do, we pull up the security camp footage and we watch this.
He tried grabbing it.
These get out and inspect it.
Dude, all I got to say is, man, it's a good thing that his employee didn't leave it and drive.
and his employee wasn't driving the truck
otherwise they would have been hearing about it
dude if you fucked up and broke some of Dave's shit
it was not a good day so it's good that it was him
but uh we proceed to like send it to Dave
and we're all laughing in this group chat
and he messages us back and goes damn
I really should have let that tractor
go down the hill and crash into your guys's
merch and we're like yeah that would have been funny
and he was like that would have been amazing content
we're like yeah but we would add a tractor
through the side of our building.
He's like, oh shit, should I just run it back?
It was like, no.
Yeah, dude, I feel like we've had so many security cam moments lately.
Like between-security cameras everywhere.
How about shred 80 flipping the four-wheeler start?
That looked intentional.
He just didn't know what he was doing.
Why would you halfway break your back?
100% not intentional.
There's no video.
There's no video.
There's no video.
Were you filming?
There's a video.
No, it's a security.
camera footage. Who has a security camera footage?
But what I'm saying is, is we
had been... He just yanked as hard
as he could on mode 5 from a dead
stop and it flipped over. He almost did a backflip.
Right. We had been riding for
probably 45 minutes at this
point. Ride for a bit. Stop
and BS, hang out by a tailgate
of my truck, ride again.
And... All right, I got it.
The screen didn't work on the start quad.
The phone was dead. And he was
getting all worried about what mode he's in. So I just
go, just tap down a bunch of times. So you
know you're in one and click it up to three.
Well, it went in standby mode in mode three,
and he just clicked down once,
and then he clicked up twice,
thinking that he was down in the bottom.
Watch this shit.
You know how shreds is with a twist around.
Dude, it...
Because on mode three, the quad is heavy.
You actually do have to, like, yank hard on it in mode three.
Did he hit his head?
Was he wearing a helmet there?
No.
I don't wear helmets for wheelies.
Bro. It literally got all four tires off the ground.
Listen to him.
Actually, I'm going to put it in real. Are you gun?
Yeah, I'm good. I'm so good. I'm going to poop myself.
Well, kids. Why does it really not stop me?
Oh, yeah. Right away and I go, Gab, are you actually 100% of you actually okay?
He's like, uh, I think I poop myself.
I think I pooped my pants.
Straight to my back more than I wanted to be.
More than I wanted to be.
As if there was a point where he was okay with it being to his back.
Dalton was inside doing something, but he heard the commotion.
So he knew something was up.
Did he end up getting that subframe fixed?
I saw he was trying to work.
That's actually, hey, thanks, Gab.
I mean, he just put it on.
Mike had bought the subframe like a year ago.
So we had the part.
Well, it was a journey, Mike?
I just, I'm not going to talk bad on him.
It's just very entertaining watching him, wrench.
Just looking for tools and tools are flying everywhere.
He knows how to trick you into doing it for him.
Yeah.
Like, for example, this is a, it's a two, a two inch long bowl with a nut on the end,
and he's got the socket in one hand, a wrench in the other,
they're right next to each other, and he just keeps me, like,
Evan, come hold the one wrench for me.
And I'm just like, Gavin, you're holding, they're on there, just turn them,
take it off.
It would just be easier if you'd come hold the one.
I'm like, oh my.
Or it's like, that one's, it's either going to be an eight or a ten,
so you just grab both.
He walks over with a half and a 9-16.
Such a good kid, but he's finally fixing.
So he was working on that quad in the middle,
in between both my motorcycles, my Harley and my R6,
and I'm watching him just like bump into them,
stand up, walk around him.
And I'm just like, I'm just going to move these before you take.
Tip one or both of them over because it's very good chance.
So, dude.
Okay.
We got a live, I don't even know what I'm trying to say.
Can I just pop this video up?
Sure.
Yeah.
How's it going?
Is this you?
Yeah.
What's up?
Not much.
How are you doing?
Not bad.
What do you got going, bro?
Pretty much, I need to get rid of this limo.
I didn't really have time to, like, sell on Facebook.
Okay.
Because I'm like volunteering at a camp for this summer and I kind of thought it might just be worth it to see if you guys want to buy it
Give me a rundown
How much you want for it? I? I don't really know like what is going on
You just pulled up out of nowhere. I'm assuming right? Where are you from?
Ramsey
This is what we're working with huh? It's definitely not like the nicest condition
Yeah, it's not bad, though.
It's a nice-ass limo.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Does the air conditioning work?
I know, like, they sometimes just, like, beat stuff up and just wreck it in, like, any video.
So I was just...
How much for the limo?
Like, worth it.
Yeah, I love it.
Is he here?
Let's just grab the camera.
What the fuck is going on?
We just had a limo show up.
We got to go buy it.
All right.
Damn.
Can we go out there?
Yeah, of course.
We got it.
Let's go do it.
All right.
Okay, well, if you made it to this point in the podcast, appreciate you for watching.
subscribe if you haven't
and we'll see you guys next week
we'll see what the story with this limo is
sorry we're all fired up right now
thank you to everyone who got entered for the triple
muscle car giveaway we should have the
results of the winners soon
all right peace
