Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Our State Banned Dirtbikes??
Episode Date: January 21, 2025IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. Hope everyones off to a great 2025, we recap where we've been and what we've been up to over the last few weeks, thankfully Evan made it after getting jammed up with the cops in ...Vegas. We dive into the wildfires, BANNED youth dirt bikes in MN, Arctic cat shutting their plant and being sold, KTM going bankrupt. Ken bankrupting himself by buying Teslas, Our buddy Gavins wild thumbnail, and Dalton's Tik Tok Fame. Enjoy! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at https://www.Mandopodcast.com/WIDEOPEN ! #mandopod #ad Book your appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Did you get arrested that night?
Oh my God.
Plenty of ways to hurt yourself on a dirt bike, but eating the front fender isn't one of them.
People like Ken or rappers or whoever's like, I got to have.
I started out making thirst traps on TikTok.
Short of giving me a job, this is the nicest thing you've ever done for me.
When's last time you farted, Ryan?
It's actually funny.
With the Utah trip coming up, I was thinking about it.
Somebody's going to hear it.
Hey, before you answer, I'm glad you asked, but I'm like sitting over here, like,
are we really starting off our 2025 podcast like this?
Sometimes you got to hit people with the hard questions, hard to answer questions.
Well, it goes with the start of the year because, you know, obviously it's the start of the year.
You got to start a bunch of unreasonably unachievable, you know, resolutions.
Right?
You farting and someone hearing it is an unachievable resolution.
No.
You got the guy stumbling.
No, I just, I started drinking less pop.
So then I started drinking these olipop things.
They're like probiotic sodas.
Probiotic, yeah.
It absolutely, I woke myself up less.
You actually farted.
I mean, yeah.
Did anybody hear this?
It just is like inconsiderate.
Can we call the londra?
To like, I would be like tightening the lugs on my truck and then Evan would walk by and go like,
and like, I feel that that's inconsiderate.
That is.
That is.
If rolls were reversed, I would go,
hmm, I'm going to walk over and grab a water
and then maybe just, like, distance myself.
Yeah, I don't know, right.
It's just suspicious that we've been friends for about 15 years.
I've never heard you fart.
That's all we're saying.
I don't know about you,
but normally, if I got a fart,
I'm not walking 50 feet away.
It's got to get.
Yeah, Ken, Matt.
We can hardly make it to the bathroom.
We're aware of that kid.
Well, we're like telling you to do it,
asking Ryan to, like, fart in front of us.
It's like asking, like, a kid to swear.
They're like,
No, I'm not, that's a trap.
I'm not going to do that.
I don't know, it's just suspicious if you ask me.
I think Evans more so, like, got a conspiracy theory going on it, though, Ryan, you know?
Yeah, I mean, it's a conspiracy.
Or concerned.
To be fair, I think Ben is the one that really started this conspiracy theory.
I'm just still deeply concerned.
I'm going to point out the obvious concerns here.
Anyway, all right, we're back.
Lifewide Open podcast.
Dude, I'm so happy to be back.
I'm so happy.
I miss you guys.
I miss you guys.
I miss you guys.
I miss you guys, too.
There's so many questions that I have for you guys.
Like, we've, like, kind of been, I haven't seen Evan for three weeks.
Yeah, none of us have seen you.
That's probably the longest I've gone without seeing you.
I know.
And then I just see he's in Vegas the whole time.
I'm looking at his location just in Vegas the whole time.
Only for, like, six days.
It felt longer in that.
Dude, did you ask the re mortgage the house?
Was it only six days or it felt like two weeks?
Thursday to Tuesday.
What's the math on that?
That's not that about that long.
I could not do six days in Vegas.
It was long.
Ken could do six days in Vegas over three weeks.
Your Vegas chips are a little different.
I could do 60 hours at most.
How much money did you lose that?
Yeah, it's like probably about 3,000.
Oh, that's way better than I expected.
I thought you were going to lose like 20 grand.
I thought you were going to come back and be like, I lost 20 grand.
No, no, no.
And I'm not happy with what I did lose, but, you know, I think I'll bounce back from it.
It's not irreversible.
What else can you do?
You can't do anything other than just keep going.
My question is, what do you mean bounce back?
I'm not going to win that money back.
You're not.
No, it's just more so to just not be sad about.
I lost $1,000 the first day, set my limit, stop, $1,000 the second day, and then was able
to gamble for three more days.
And it was 1.30 in the morning the night before we were flying out, and I had turned
a $100 bill that I borrowed from my girlfriend into $1,400 on the roulette table.
And I let it all ride.
Because I was starting to have to gamble with $1,000.
One eye open, I was getting an uneasy tummy, and I knew I needed to shut things down.
My girlfriend had left me hours ago, and I'm just grinding it out at this table for three hours.
So I put, I believe it was eight.
I risked all my hard work.
It was eight or $900 I had on red, because black had hit like five times in a row.
Yeah, never again.
I threw a hundred on red 18, which that's like $3,500 pay right there, plus the double on the $900, 800.
No brain.
And then they have the three to ones on the corners.
so I did a couple hundred over there and a couple hundred over there.
Obviously.
So I had like 13, 1400 spread.
It, you know, it obviously hit black, not a, I lost everything.
Everything right there.
But you're, like, you know, referencing that you had one eye open.
Like, this dude can remember all the ups and downs of every gambling scenario.
And then the guy next to me bet a dollar 50.
And that, no.
That son of a bitch was winning the whole time.
Dude, I'm just, I'm having a hard time believing that it was only six.
stays or whatever that you were in Vegas because I swear it was like a week and a half when I was
maybe maybe you were just that checked out like maybe maybe but I was like surely this guy's not
still in Vegas and then I see a snap and he's in Vegas I'm like is this too planning on spending
all three weeks off in Vegas and I was like I hope he does like that's pretty funny it worked out
pretty good my my cousin and my other buddy they had never been to Vegas first timers so they came
out for the first three days with us and we really hung out with them did some partying and then
had a couple days at the end for me and the girlfriend to be a little more chill which still just
involved vodka and roulette but it was a little bit more chill and at what point did you
shit your pants okay that was on the first day oh boy oh my god you want me to get into that story
i think you got it now all right well we fell victim to the uh 25 dollar bottomless mimosas
You just sought out that $25.
You almost don't need to finish the story.
I want you too much.
Well, let's just say I was feeling real good first day in Vegas.
I'm wearing my white camel shorts.
This comes into play later in the story.
Oh, geez.
And we put in our hour and a half, two-hour shift at the mimosa bar,
and they were telling us it was time to leave.
So we had.
No, because it's a breakfast spot.
It closes that too.
We weren't doing anything wrong.
It's just, okay, it's 2 o'clock.
I've been here all day.
No, they brought us one more bottle of champagne,
which would have been like the fifth or sixth.
But there was four of us.
That's right work.
Yeah, everything was still going pretty good
right down until that very last bottle.
And my girlfriend can do this fancy thing
with the mimosa glass where she like puts the whole glass in her mouth
and then like drinks it with no hands.
And unfortunately when she did that,
she like kind of cough, gag, started to maybe puke.
It looked like she was kind of covering her mouth.
Oh, my God, I got to go.
We had already paid her tab, so she runs out.
Me and Cousin, Joe, and Will, obviously finish all the mimosas.
And while we're doing that, we're all laughing very hard.
Like, my girlfriend just had to sprint out of the restaurant to go to the bathroom.
So somewhere between me laughing and having a rumbly tummy,
I made the mistake of trusting a fart and truly just good old-fashioned shit my pants.
Bad, badly.
Oh, in the bar.
Yeah, well, we were kind of saying,
but yeah, no, it's a total breakfast restaurant.
They just had mimosas.
Was it really bad?
I'm sure it smell terrible.
I don't even know if it smelled.
It was just be like,
too drunk to tell.
Like pour black coffee through your white shorts
and what's it going to look like on the outside.
That's what happened?
Oh my God.
You could actually see it from the outside.
That's my question.
Holy shit, F.
Yeah, I wear F because maybe cotton would have been better.
It would have absorbed some of it.
But it just, like, I, yeah.
You just had enough velocity.
where it just went through.
I'm pretty sure it bounced off the chair and came back at me.
I'm not sure, but it might have left some on the chair.
Okay, this might be too graphic, but who knows?
No, no, I meant that part.
But so, okay, we're like, oh my God.
Okay, we actually got to go.
My girlfriend, she's got an upset tummy from trying to drink the mimosa's,
and I got to change these trousers.
We got to get the hell out of here.
I think when you shit your pants, it's time to go.
That's when they're asking you to leave as well.
There's only been about two minutes have gone by since Nikki.
has ran out.
Wow, you guys are really put it on a show.
In this restaurant, it's like right off the casino, all the slot machines.
We're walking out the entrance or exit of the restaurant, and there's two security guards
standing around a vomit.
Oh, no.
I'm like, oh, my God.
I think that was Nikki.
But luckily, she's smart.
When she ran into the bathroom, she took her sweatshirt off, so she looked different.
They had a security guard standing outside the bathroom.
And when she came out, they go, you know, excuse me, ma'am, are you, did you puke?
Are you sick?
Because she really wasn't, like, drunk and out of control.
She just tried to chug this mimosa with no hands and it made her sick.
So she just was able to say, no, I'm fine.
And we met right at that point, me was shit in my pants, her have blown out over the floor and we just got the hell out of there.
Did you go back and change your pants after or did you just run it for the rest of the day?
We took a five-hour nap.
And then we hit Fremont Street
Like I'm not sure anybody else ever has
Love that
That's awesome
Did you get arrested that night?
Oh my God
Yeah we probably can
We never talk
It was all in one day
It was one night
Holy shit what a day
Yeah it was that night
It was that night
In Vegas
A weed legal state
Our freaking taxi driver
brings us straight to dispensary
Before we even go to our hotel
Like it's a pit stop
We get picked up from the airport
Go to dispensary
Go to our hotel
Whatever it just seems like
the normal thing you do it's legal out there and we were on the sidewalk watching the street
performer he was a rapper and he was actually doing really good like i actually gave him like a
twenty dollar tip because he was actually spitting bars yeah yeah like it was good give him some money
we're having a beer watching him and i'm like man this just seems like the appropriate time to like
light a joint get surrounded like how fast officers well we were halfway through the joints so you had a
couple minutes yeah yeah yeah at least i got stoned before the experience
Oh, thank God, that probably ease your nerves.
We were kind of more out in the open.
So they took us to get over here, got us, like, backed up against the wall.
They got us surrounded.
And this whole time, I'm just, like, holding it and it smoldering.
And I'm, like, focusing on this officer.
And I just feel a rubber glove grabs my wrist with one hand.
With the other hand, the lady just grabs it.
It was just, like, looking at it.
I don't know why, but it was just so funny to me.
I mean, it's a freaking joint.
It's legal.
I'm pretty sure in half the country.
And then, uh, meanwhile, your cousin and Will were in the bathroom, weren't they?
Like, they, oh, yeah, they walked out like, holy shit.
Cousin Joe never recovered from Mamosa morning.
Okay.
He just stayed in bed.
Will had just walked into the Walgreens to buy us around to cocktailions.
So, so when he walks in, we're watching this street performer.
He comes out two minutes later and we're just swarmed by federal alleys.
And, uh, his face was just truly, like, just like the double take, you know,
Just me and Nikki backed up against the wall.
They put you in like cuffs?
No, no, no.
And they...
They had you surrounded.
They were surrounded.
And honestly, they were very nice.
They didn't overly hassle us.
They were just very firm.
It is legal to have, but you can't do it in public.
Pretty honest mistake.
That is weird.
Like, to do it in public, it has to be like in a consumption lounge.
Yeah.
So, I mean...
And they were fine.
They, like, took down our information, I think, just in case we did something stupid again.
You didn't get a ticket or anything?
Unless something shows up in the mail at some point.
No, they took down all of our information.
But a couple hours later, after a few more drinks,
I saw another, they move in packs out there.
Yeah.
Like it's at least five at a time.
And I was feeling loose enough to like, I just straight up.
Hey, you took my joint.
No, I just walked up to it.
I'm like, hey, you know, a couple hours ago,
I got jammed up smoking a freaking joint outside on the sidewalk.
and I know it was really dumb,
but, like, they just took down all my information
and then we're kind of vague, just, like, let us go.
Should I be looking for a ticket in the mail?
What should I be doing?
And they're like, oh, no, if they didn't bring you to the car
and print you off a ticket, he goes,
the tickets here are they're going to be about this big piece of paper.
If you need to get that, you're good.
Oh, nice.
I think I'm fine.
But they do have my information, which I'm not thrilled with.
Yeah, it's just funny because, like, Vegas is the city with no laws.
And then I just see, I,
I see you go to Vegas and I see one snap of like,
I just shit my pants running through the casino.
And then the next snap is Evan like up against the wall.
Like kind of like like hands like maybe in his bag on nervous.
He's wearing orange shoes.
Of course.
Like a traffic cone.
Yeah.
Kind of like looking down at him.
He's like,
what the hell did you do?
I know everything I just said there sounded like a series of events like a full trip.
That was the first day.
That was the first day.
Dude, no one does Vegas like you have.
Technically the second day, because we didn't get to Vegas until three the first night,
and we actually behaved.
But that was our first full day in Vegas.
We got all jammed up.
And then really did behave ourselves after that.
Yeah, I believe it.
I just imagine that you and Ken's Vegas experiences are just vastly different.
I stay away from the rodeo.
Yeah, nothing's wrong with the rodeo.
Rodeo is a great family fun experience.
Did you take your family?
No.
Well, that's great.
I'm glad that you made it back here in one piece and we're not paying your bail for Vegas.
I know I woke up at like 4 a.m. because I couldn't sleep and I woke up to the text.
Like it had just happened in the last three minutes. I was like, oh shit.
Well, that was funny because I sent that in the group chat, just the video with no context.
I'm waiting for response. I'm like, oh, with the time difference, it's like one or two there,
just three or four back home or whatever. It makes sense that someone's not replying immediately,
which normally people are pretty quick to respond in the group i'm like what are these guys doing but
yeah it's not enough for them it does feel good to be back together though i mean i think realistically
like we were together and we worked throughout the last couple weeks but it wasn't like when we're
here the whole time i don't know it just wasn't the same without you guys i felt like i didn't have
the same people to share my stories with and all that you know like it just life was a little more bland
nobody was getting arrested that I was hanging out with, you know, like there was no action.
Definitely was quiet around here. No action. I thought that I was going to come back after
damn near three weeks off with my batteries recharged. And I felt like I needed to come here and
hang out with you guys and make some videos. That's what I, that's what I feel like I need.
It wasn't a break away from it. Like, we got to make some content. I was going crazy.
When I showed up this morning, I go, wow, you look well rested and ready.
I was just like, dad, he's just like, oh, what's up?
Too much time on your hands is definitely not good.
Hey, I had a four-hour drive in, it was negative 20 degrees when I left, and I don't have heat in my raptor.
How?
It's only your fault.
Yeah, you're right, because I don't want, it's not even so much that I got to pay money to get it fixed.
It's the fact that anything nowadays at a dealer, I might not have a truck for a month.
I'll be like, I'll be like Ryan borrowing Ken's Bronco or Ben or who.
Whoever, everybody borrow.
I know.
It's a nice rig you should.
Everyone is barring my bronco other than me.
It's red.
That is true.
The Raptor.
I kind of do want to, honestly, I am going to, there you go.
I might bring my truck in tomorrow.
I kind of miss it.
Yeah, it's a fun little rig.
You got a full tank of gas?
Hell no.
Yeah, Ryan left it on empty.
Yeah, no, I kind of just had like a super chill couple weeks.
When skiing got home had like two weeks, like one week.
No one was even around.
So I just like set up my Xbox finally.
Got that thing hooked up.
and just got absolutely destroyed in every game I play.
Ben,
you're so bad.
You played one night?
Oh, he's played a couple nights.
A bunch of nights.
Is CJ as good as he was talking a couple weeks back?
CJ's pretty good.
CJ's pretty good.
I'll give him that.
I'll give him that.
But no,
we were playing like Cod and I'd play with like Jake, Justin, CJ.
We'd all hop on and I just found out that like Jake is like the biggest nerd you've ever met.
About Cod?
Yeah, he like learns the things.
Dude, especially zombies.
We're playing zombies.
And Jake revived me 35 times in one game.
Yeah.
Is that even possible?
Yeah, he keeps going down.
It's actually insane.
I was begging him.
I was like, bro, please, please don't revive me.
Like, let's just be done.
Yeah, because it's like 12.30.
So that's another point.
Like, just he's played so much zombies that him and his buddy, Zach, played to such
a high level that they just quit because they were so bored.
Yeah, I know.
It was insane.
Like, I'd go, dude, I'm down.
Just let me be.
And he go, no, you're not.
Come and revive me.
I'm like, bro, come on.
Just let me die.
Like, let's just.
go to bed and then if we're ever playing like online matchmaking where you're playing
against other people ben just gets murked like it gets to the end of the game and we're
like all right let's see uh you know you see everyone yeah what's your kd kills and it's like you know
i'm maybe like 40 and like 30 or 40 and 25 and like Justin's kind of up around there
jake's maybe a little less and then we're like where's ben right down at the bottom and it's
got two kills 40 deaths I'm not kidding I'm not kidding you'll get
like two kills total on nuke town dude like how is that possible bro there's people in front of you
as soon as you spawn you just spawn throw a grenade yeah more than two kills i was trying it i was trying
everything i'd spawn die and i'm like how the yeah and the whole time he's sitting here like i don't know
how you guys are doing this what it is and that i'm like dude like just what do you mean you just aim you
shoot like it was bad dude i was getting murked specific question like what was your sensitivity on
It's just factory.
He's on all the factors.
I think factory is too slow, but you can quickly get too high.
If you're not used to it,
turning it up is not going to help.
It makes it worse.
I think turning it up one or two notches.
No, I'm shooting over here.
I'm shooting over there.
I'm hitting the ground for a while.
It's actually insane.
I got to start streaming, honestly.
That's what I'm saying.
People watching would be like, there's no way that a 25-year-old can be this bad at video games.
I would love it.
It was hilarious.
It's like streaming.
But you weren't a big Call of Duty guy growing up, were you?
No, I never,
it wasn't even an Xbox.
I didn't have an Xbox.
You guys didn't even have an Xbox PlayStation, nothing in your house.
No, so I'm like, I'm, I'm pretty green.
He's pretty green.
I'm sort of getting into it, like, I'm an 11-year-old again.
That's fair, then.
Yeah.
It's a learning curve.
But, like, it's tough playing with Ben because you just feel bad for him
when you're trying to play against other people.
Like, the whole time, he's just, like, basically asking questions.
You're trying to help him.
And then, you know, it's like three games, and the dude's got a total of seven kills.
Oh, I did I get stoked of all three.
I finally get a kill.
You'll hear when you get to kill.
Oh, I got one.
You know, it's like that.
And then it's like, you guys think we could just go play some zombies?
So it's like, all right, yeah, we'll go play some zombies for you.
Somebody plays zombies.
And then it's like, but it's kind of like what I said would happen with Ben.
It's like, then you're playing the game and he gets over it.
So he wants to be done, but we're winning.
So he's like, begging Jake to die.
Yeah.
But Jake's like, no, like we've already got two, like an hour into this.
I know we've talked about.
Xbox more in the last three podcasts than ever before.
And I just thought it was,
I thought it was pretty funny to update the people.
What has actually happened now that I turn my Xbox on.
It is really fun, though.
It is really fun, though.
Yeah, like, I'm having fun playing with you guys.
Dude, how good does it feel when I text you like, yo,
you're trying to hop on?
Dude, I never thought I'd get that text message from Ben.
I feel so left out, dude.
I need to get one.
I'm just, like, suck with, like, shitty reality TV and freaking.
No good.
Movies.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, our lobby's kind of full, Ryan.
Yeah, we got four.
Your clan's full?
You got a full clan?
Oh, dude.
You guys want to make fun of me because basically the only game I play other than
Skate 3 is Fortnite.
Yeah, I try to play Fortnite too, but I just kept getting Merked.
I won't get Merck.
You can't play your first game of Fortnite and get Merk.
They drop you into the most cherry.
I know.
There's literally children ever.
Literally.
You're playing with kids on a Nintendo Switch on the back of their mom.
He got to be able to get them.
Yeah, it's bad.
You know that kid that had the runaway car?
We talked about a few podcasts.
Yeah, the Honda Pilot.
The Honda Pilot.
Yeah, local kid.
Well, again, then shortly after that,
he was back in the news because his house burned down and he saved his house from burning down.
I don't know about any of this kid.
Do you think he wants to be in the headlines?
I don't know.
And I can't speak for him.
That's a lot to happen.
How's your house burned down, but then you stop it from burning down?
I think he woke up the fans.
family and got all the dogs out or everything like that, but the house still burned down.
Dude, damn.
Yeah, so get on that guy.
Bit of a bad go.
Terrible year.
Not to sidetrack from that, but did you guys see the kid that saved the old people from
the building wearing our merch?
Yeah, that was pretty cool to see.
Ken, can you pull the clip?
I got sent.
That's pretty vague.
I got, I got sent a DM.
You guys probably all got it too, but the first DM didn't have the video attached.
It was just like a description of what happened, like, hey, my.
brother and his friends saved some old people from their house because it was on fire and they
ran in and woke them up. I don't know. You get a lot of bizarre DMs. So it's kind of like,
you don't know. And I didn't risk. What did you do with that information? I didn't. I didn't
respond to it. Got your dick. And then I don't know if it was a day or two later. I get a
freaking video of the news story. You think somebody's going to DM you that lie? I don't think that
they would lie about that. But I'm saying, and you guys know the things you get DMed.
There was some bizarre stuff in the DMs.
It is some ridiculous shit.
Yeah, normally our merch is only,
the last time I saw it on TV was that kid on cops.
Yeah, that was a good one too.
The last time I saw it on fire was Jake.
Fogg, at least haven't laughed at that.
Ken, dude, you're a couple months off being Jamie, dude.
What is going on?
When's the last time that you were on the pot?
I was briefly in the back of the fishing one.
You got a mirror.
Ken, it's not going.
Yeah, you have it set up as a separate display.
currently.
It's
what are you
looking at
a picture of
yourself?
What's going
on over there?
There we go.
Damn.
Didn't stop
at calling 911.
I was like
Legalized wheelies.
That's my guy.
Wait no
it's a life
wide open.
Oh yeah.
The bar was
falling in
when we were close to it
and like
there's like
stuff banging and
I love the
video.
You wearing our
sunglasses too?
Yeah, yeah, looks like it.
And the hat, too.
My boys.
Every single one of those are in Sea Boys, Merge.
Those guys are awesome.
That's sick.
And so, Ev, what's the synopsis of this?
They were just walking by the house.
I actually don't know any more information other than the first video that,
or first message that vaguely described it and then getting the video clip.
Unfortunately, I didn't follow up.
Or maybe I just said something like, wow, that's crazy.
That's super awesome that things worked out.
Something along those lines.
Basically, it looks like they just were going by the house and saw it on fire.
freaking saved the old couple.
So, good on those guys.
They lit the fire.
Yeah, dude, I was saying that.
I didn't want to say it.
I was like, no, that's jokes.
We were playing with some fireworks and then we noticed that the house was on fire.
We were smoking a joint next to this fucking propane tank.
With all the L.A. fires going on right now, super sad, super sad situation.
But it is crazy to see how many, like, terrible people there are out in the world that are,
like looting homes after people get evacuated out of the homes and then like i saw one that this guy
was pretending to be a firefighter and going into homes and stealing shit what and then i've seen
a bunch of things of like apartments on fire on like the third story of an apartment building like
flames coming out the windows like crazy and there isn't a fire within four miles so like someone
just lit an apartment on fire like people are just there's so many of those that people are like they're
suspecting or just copycat fires
are just random people starting a fire.
Do you think it all started it intentionally?
Yeah, isn't that like a conspiracy?
I've seen videos of homeless people starting fires too.
Like in the hills and like starting mattresses.
I think the first one might have been like a legitimate just wildfire.
And then there's other people that are like,
ooh, let's see if we can cause some damage.
Because some of these people have nothing better to do.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think it's just like, yeah, pretty cynical look.
I think a lot of people are just terrible people.
Yeah.
It's kind of like what happened with the downtown Minneapolis with all the protest.
And then the protest turned into basically just like, just, it was a riot.
Yeah.
It was a riot.
Yeah.
It turned it.
Well, it started as protest turned into riot, though.
And then that's when like people just came in that had, they were just there to just break shit.
Yeah.
Here's 39 people arrested for, for looting in Santa Monica.
And they weren't from around there, huh?
Yeah.
Where'd they come in from?
None of the 39 arrested are from Santa Monica.
it's like so sad could you imagine looking at that and being like this is my opportunity to steal from someone
it's just so weird you look at whole neighborhoods destroyed and then that house is perfectly fine
i guess the way that fire moved through did the hollywood sign start on fire that's what i was
i've been trying to figure this out those those big news okay because i did hear about it and then
i'm like why would just you would see it yeah and like if you google or if you ticot which obviously
is a bad news search but if you if you search like hollywood sign on fire it like comes
up as a suggestion and then we'll show you a video of it on fire and you're like oh wow yeah i think
people have lit that on fire like just over time people do that not that it ever all burns down to
the ground but that's like a thing people vandalize it yeah i feel like you would really hear about it
if the hollywood sign caught but it's weird because joe rogan like there was like a clip of him
talking about how like if uh la caught on fire and it was in the right wind it would just take
out all of it. And there was even a tweet from like 2019 where Trump was saying that they need
to get, they got to clean up their, their wooded areas and this and that. Because if there
is a fire, it's going to take all. And they didn't listen. I saw a headline that was like,
mayor cuts $12.5 million from the police budget. And I don't know if that's just another
quick baby thing. Like I haven't fact checked this stuff. We cut $17 million from the LA fire department.
And then I saw another one where like one.
of their main water reservoirs was fully drained and not maintenance or something yeah so there's
like a lot of other factors too that i don't know it's just crazy and i don't even know what to believe
when you just see headlines on the internet and i don't have enough time to fact check everything
but the super big conspiracy is uh because ditty's house burned down what i didn't know that
they like the right before the warrant yeah the warrant goes live like they were supposed to be
this week and it burned out last week are you kidding me does baby oil burn is insane
Is it flammable?
Wait, everything that's happened with Diddy and they haven't raided his out?
That's what I said.
I was like, how the hell have they not done that yet?
It would have been pretty easy for one of his guys to go start it on fire amidst all this.
Can you imagine?
So much fake news.
I know, it's impossible.
And like, I actually looked in all this prior to this podcast to try to figure it out.
You got to look the other way.
It is sad, though, because my grandpa, his house had burned down was it three years ago.
now maybe maybe four 20 21 i mean it's just sad like lost everything and uh we even
talked about it on here at the time but uh like it's tough to lose everything like you got all
of your pictures your belongings like keep safe things that you were playing on giving down
or and and insurance doesn't cover everything like it really doesn't and it's also a really
really big pain to try and get what you had there's just kind of a lot
to it, and I just cannot imagine how they're going to...
And even if you have, like, seven-day heads-up, you just can't take it all.
And like, if you got a giant you all, you couldn't take it all.
Yeah, no, it is tough, dude.
I can feel bad for all those people.
And then it also is like, it's crazy because you see these people starting the fires,
whether they're homeless people or just flat out...
Vandals.
Vandals.
Some people like to see the world burn, literally.
Yeah, literally.
I think the toughest thing is, like, in that area, like, fire and,
is its own specific thing and so many of those people didn't have probably not so i don't i don't
understand this though they say like there's 150 billion dollars worth of damage and 120 of that is
uninsured and there's so many things or people coming out like a month ago all of the entire
neighborhoods fire insurance i heard that too so now i'm wondering like what is true that's the thing with
i don't know until they tell you need it pull it not to get political but like the state
to California capped how much insurers can charge somebody for that type of insurance.
And they found it's just not worth offering that type of insurance to that area.
They just left the market.
But it could be a bigger story of California, like knowing that's exactly what was going to happen.
And do you hear so like the L.A. Rams were supposed to play the Vikings tonight.
Yeah.
You guys will know how it went.
Still going to?
But they moved it from L.A., which would seem like it would be a good thing to keep the game in L.A.
The town obviously needs something, you know, like needs a little come together.
I mean, hopefully getting whipped by the Vikings wouldn't be that.
But they moved it to State Farm Stadium of all the stadiums, State Farm Stadium in Arizona.
It's kind of like the thing, though, where, you know, if you were going touristing in Florida after the floods, like, it's like kind of sort of.
No, I get that too.
But also, would it not be good for the economy and just helping, yeah, I don't know, two sides of everything?
Dude, you see the Mark Zuckerberg, Joe Rogan podcast?
Yeah, I haven't listened to it yet.
Super good.
But it's just, dude, crazy.
Like, he's revamping his whole content checking, misinformation, like, fact checking.
Just censorship in general.
Yeah, and the reason why it got so bad, you know, like during COVID, like, Biden administration was, like, pushing him to basically fact check stuff that's true and, like, say it's false.
It's just crazy.
So it's just, it's a new word.
We're turning over.
We're in a new age.
Something I thought was interesting, too, is, like, you give a creator a slap on the wrist or something like that.
If they were to do something or you get demonetized, then the creator moving forward just self-censors,
which is just the same form of censorship, but without them having to do the dirty work of it.
Because, like, at the end of the day, it's, you know, the creator's livelihood.
But it's still a form of censorship of, like, you're basically just, yeah, you're basically just saying, like, yeah, if you want to talk about that, that's fine.
But you're not, we're not going to pay you.
So it's like a one-way street.
And, yeah, I mean, when you have a family and a business running off of it,
you're like, it's probably not worth talking about then, which is just censorship.
I mean, I like where it's going, obviously, but you got to wonder, would Mark Zuckerberg
really be coming out in doing this if the other side would have won?
Yeah, it seems convenient.
Probably not.
Like, why didn't you say no at the time and, like, not do it?
Because they kept doing it, you know?
Why? I guess because they just, they, then they got a bunch of companies to start investigating, investigate his company.
And he's like, not that I had anything to hide. He's like, but they're just trying to screw me over from like left and right.
I think he's just covering his ass in my opinion. I think it's now it's convenient to come out. He doesn't want Trump administration and come down on him.
So now he's switching sides. That's, that's my opinion. Although I think he's switching sides for the better. That's great. But, uh, I think that nothing would have changed if the other side would have won.
Yeah.
It's hard to say, but also Elon Musk bought Twitter.
Correct.
And then X was basically like paving the way for no censorship.
And I think that then everyone else was like, oh, shit.
Like our cards are kind of being shown right now of like of how much we are censoring
because there's another app that has none.
And now we look obviously really bad.
It's interesting hearing him talk highly of, he's like,
I think X's community notes the way like everyone weighs.
in on whether it's true or not true and how they feel on it he's like i think x is way better than
what facebook has right now that is what facebook is moving towards in the next however many months
is a little late but at least it's better late than never that's i thought as soon as i saw it
coming out and like him going on a podcast tour and all this i go of course i think it's better though
for for the world in general and and both sides like i think you should be able to speak your
opinion obviously there's certain things that should be hidden but it's crazy
world we live in, dude, David Doberks jacked now.
What the fuck?
Yeah, dude, that was, that was not part of my bingo card.
No, and he just did such a good job of hiding it.
Well, yeah, because he doesn't post.
Yeah, yeah, but I don't know, still, like, going to, like, the seven wonders of the world
and, like, not even really posting about that.
That's true.
Keep in mind, like, he still posts every day, like, a million snaps on Snapchat.
Yeah.
For me and the other people listening, what does he even do?
I would say, I would go as far to say at one time he was the,
best vlogger on YouTube.
Probably, yeah.
Best video created for sure.
He was like, he was the biggest.
What did he do?
He had like a group of friends that called themselves the vlog squad.
Stay with me here.
It gets better.
It was like, what, 2017, 2016, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2018, 2019.
Probably 2020, I'd say, I think that's when I would say that would be the era.
But he had like a video that was four minutes and 20 seconds long.
And it was like two or three of them a week.
And they were, I don't know, they were just like funny.
He was like the first YouTube.
to do like car giveaways where he'd like give a one of his friends a car and and then i think it like
kind of like started to show how big youtube could get and he just like as he got bigger he's got like
15 million subscribers now but like at the end he was like pulling 4 million views which at the time
seemed crazy but now that's like pretty much what we're pulling i don't know he kind of just like
paved the way for like making short entertaining videos yeah like a really quick fast page like short
like short things and like they would be absurd things you know like back then people weren't just like
giving a Tesla to the pizza delivery guy and it was just funny and I don't know he had a good group of
guys and and girls around them and they were really good videos they're probably still even good today
but damn dude these are great they have like 20 some million views now 30 but uh his last one has
6.6 he went to the seven wonders of the world in his last video though and uh just watching that
I was like, damn, that'd be, like, really fun to just go and travel
and, like, not really make a video about it,
but you're just capturing, like, fun moments from it,
and then you just get to make, like, one big video from it.
It was just, like, a 15-minute video.
How long would that take?
Like, if you tried to beeline it.
I think it was, like, what, six weeks of intense travel.
Okay, six weeks is less than I thought.
I thought I was thinking of two months, maybe.
Did you guys see that Minnesota banned youth power sports?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
It is a certain chemical in the plastic that's on certain machines that you cannot have,
I don't know if carcinogens is the word, cancer-causing material, whatever,
in anything sold to not an adult.
Okay?
Yeah, it's a...
So because these vehicles are marketed to the youth, they cannot have this certain chemical.
So when you hear all this crazy, though, they're going to cancel them,
all they really got to do is, like, buff out their...
their plastic formula.
From what I understand, I could be wrong.
It makes no sense.
But they're not,
they're certainly not banning everything.
But all the headlines are no more mini dirt bikes, no more four-wheeler.
At first I thought they were just trying to like keep them off to like be safe.
I mean,
I do think it's crazy because like if your kids chewing on your, his fucking 110 fender.
What the heck?
It's like one thing if your dog's doing it.
But you got your kid?
So yeah, they were, I mean, right here.
This guy says, apparently too many kids over the years have been.
licking the side panels and we can't have that anymore.
But he was like,
but he was like, there's plenty of ways
to hurt yourself on a dirt bike,
but eating the front fender isn't one of them.
I've ate the front fender on that.
On purpose.
So the ban is on youth-oriented products
that contain PFAS.
Essentially, they just have to put different plastics on it,
but it does suck that they have to have so many different models
that cannot, they have to basically redo all the plastic.
That shouldn't be that hard.
That seems pretty friggin' simple.
We'll pour something different into the same mold.
I think they gotta have so many models on every showroom floor that have that...
Good way.
We can get a cheap pit bike.
Well, moving forward, though, I read that by like 2035, I think like all products that have PFAS are going to be illegal.
I think there was like 11 categories and this was like the first rollout, which I thought was funny that it was youth dirt bikes right away.
And I guess like people are already suing over it.
In really, Minnesota, it's 2030.
No products can contain that.
And the reason that they're doing that is because, like,
they assume that when the vehicle's done being used,
it goes and sits in some landfill and then...
The water runoff.
And then they're, like, cancerous chemicals.
In theory, it all makes sense.
Yeah.
Nobody is arguing the fact of, like, oh, but it's not that bad
to have cancerous chemicals in our water supply.
Nobody wants that.
Nobody's saying that.
I just think it's funny that it's funny that it.
It started there.
Bring back asbestos.
But it started with youth dirt bikes and everyone was like, oh, come on!
And then I think, not the youth.
I think just the narrative of it got taken the wrong way and then ran with.
So then, like, the way I just heard of it was like, yeah, they're just banning, like, little dirt bikes, basically, like, kids dirt bikes.
I was like, dang.
Just like, and I just figured because they're trying to protect them, you know, from getting hurt.
So that may not that our pit bikes are now worth more money or worth less money.
Well, can we do anything with them?
Yeah.
Can we do anything more?
Dude, we don't, we don't really have any individual pit bikes anymore.
Like, all of them have been utilized for, like,
we got four crispy shop rigs.
Don't we have three of them?
Four?
Oh, we have four fresh ones?
Two whites, two reds.
Oh, never mind.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty thin, though, for normal.
We got the three all tied up together.
Yeah, and the tall one.
Yeah.
There was, like, this weird time back in, like, 2020, 2020,
where pit bikes were, like, really, really hard to buy new from a dealer.
Maybe, like, 11.
You got that six at once.
Dude.
Yeah, and one dealer, and we made it pretty clear, like,
just throughout the videos and on Instagram,
like, hey, if any dealerships have 1-10s come in, hit us up,
we'll buy them.
And one dealership hit us up and was like, hey, I just got six.
And we're like, we'll take all of them.
Yeah.
We might have been part of the problem, I guess.
We were raising the price.
But we were buying them on MSRP, so it worked out great for us.
Yeah.
And we gave them away.
I hope to adults.
This is previous to the band.
Evan pulls out a, uh, a environmental badge.
We got them.
Junior task.
Force.
Wait, what?
Junior?
I'm old.
I'm short.
It's just funny for you to be junior task force.
So hopefully we can still go to the dealer and buy one tens.
I think it'll buff out.
For sure.
I'm not too worried about it.
Yeah, I mean, especially if it's just the plastics.
I could be one thing if they're like the chassis, you know, like that's kind of hard
are they worried about kids sucking on the dipstick, drinking the gas.
I mean, I get, especially what Ben said, the stuff goes to the landfill, it causes
cancer, it's not good.
but at the same time it's just like
I don't know there's just so many things
that someone can hurt their selves like don't eat the plastic
don't drink the gas don't crash into a tree you'll break your arms
they're assuming that people are actually eating the plastic
yeah it's exactly what you said they don't want in the landfill
yeah so I don't know if this is true or not
I'm pretty sure it's not true and I might just be spreading
misinformation I heard that CF Motto bot articat
I heard that rumor too but I don't know if it's
It's true.
They have not.
Okay.
I have not.
I heard that in the guy that was telling me was like, yep, they wrote the check and
everything.
Like it sounded like he was in the room with him.
He was in the deal with them.
And I was like, oh, shit, okay, it must be real.
And then I started looking it up.
And it's like, not only can I not find anything, but I'll catch like a lead on it.
Like, you know, go to a forum or a Reddit page.
Like my phone will start bugging.
It's like, yeah, dude, it's the weirdest thing.
It's like anything that even questions that has been removed off the internet.
which makes me even more curious.
Like, what the hell is going on?
I'm looking at this Reddit form and people are complaining that the admins are deleting
stuff.
What the fuck?
If only we had an inside source, someone that we know that worked for Articat.
Should we call her?
The lady did we know?
I'm talking about Big Wrench, the one that's trying to design the new.
I don't know Big Rensch most of the Articat question.
He actually keeps him quiet.
He really did on the 858.
What the hell is Big Rensch doing with Articat?
I'm supposed to talk about it?
Probably not.
Then he's just good at it.
Big Ranch has solely...
I can't tell if you're trolling me right now.
Single-handily, he's designed every Articat sled since 2005.
He's the fucking guy that's trying to put a...
Never mind.
We got to stop talking about.
I don't know if I know what can be said.
I don't know if I know what you're talking about.
That's so bad.
Okay, well, then we'll just...
I don't know.
I probably can't say anything.
That's so good.
I mean, it would make total sense for Articat to buy that because they have a domestic
manufacturing plant.
I can't tell if you're trolling me right now.
You don't know that.
Big Ranch Weeks for Articat.
I thought he just takes a vacation in the winter and goes to Aruba.
No.
Next topic.
I wouldn't be surprised if CFMoto did buy them because, so Articat was bought in like 2017 for
$250 million.
And anyone that...
Textron.
By Textron and anybody that knows anything is like...
About helicopters.
Okay.
That's what Textron is.
Really?
You love helicopters.
I didn't really know that.
to be honest i didn't know that either fact check me but that's what i was told we need okay but yeah
that's what i heard but anyway everyone's always like oh they're going bankrupt i've heard they're going
bankrupt for the last 12 years you hear so much so john deer's buying them oh i thought that was true
that'd be sick i think that cf moto buying artaicat is the best thing that could happen for
both i agree too because cf motto appears that they are hitting the game hard and they
want to make a name, and they have money to spend.
And Articat doesn't have money to spend.
They've been going tits up for however long we just said.
Long time.
So it would be the perfect collaboration.
Makes sense in my eyes.
Everybody wins.
I think it's funny.
Including me, I want a new Articat.
It would probably be a CF motto, though.
Dude, speaking of Articat, they'll keep Artaicat.
But they did, they did rebrand the four-wheelers.
They're the exact same as an Articat.
Oh, that's right.
They did.
Just a bunch of guys talking.
power sports that don't know anything.
That is true. We're just speculatively.
I think we're allowed to make. I think
this is what happened. But no,
I mean, when Textron bought Articat,
they kept Articat snowmills, but they
rebranded the four-wheelers, but
I can't even remember what they called them. I don't think it was...
Yeah, but they didn't make power sports before.
They were making helicopters.
Right, but why not just still call it an
articat four-wheeler? Oh, I don't know.
That's what I'm saying. Like, it was weird.
By the way. Dude, I, you're going to get an articat.
I want to get an art-cat.
I honestly. I'm going to.
I think I'm going to...
I've seen a lot of horror stories with those 858.
I think it's going to go good for you, though.
It's going to go good for you.
Ben doesn't even ride it, dude.
Why would you be worried?
No, tell you an alpha 858, I want one in the worst way.
I think they look sicker than any other sled,
mainly because they're fresh.
It's not something we've been looking at for years.
Yeah.
And I just haven't rode one, which makes me really want one.
Yeah.
That's it.
Okay.
I heard that when I,
I don't know where I was going with that.
When I heard that CF Moto bought Articat, they were like, and this guy was...
Allegedly?
I don't know.
This guy I was talking to was like, I watched them stroke that pen.
And he was like, yeah.
I saw them stroke that pen for $250 million.
And I was like, damn, how do they have $250 million dollars?
He's just like hanging in the back.
They got $2.50 million bucks to spend.
But every other...
manufacturer is like like three seconds away from like going bankrupt like what are those
Chinese know that we don't who's fact checky right now did this nobody's fact check did Canada have
to bail out skidoo oh because I just heard that with this whole CFMoto this is in my homie group
chat back home CFMoto buying articat the same talk back and forth oh scoo scoo do scoo do and they
go Canada government had to bail out skidoo because they were going tits up that was they
bailed out in 17. Not recently. Also 2009. Oh, well, then, yeah, see, thanks for the fact check.
I was running. Spenny was telling me that. No, Spenny was telling us about KTM. Can you tell us a little about that?
Oh, that's not looking good. They bought too many other brands, gas, gas, husky. Not good.
I heard their factory riders just getting paid IOUs. Really? Yeah. I saw something like KTM has a
out a full year's worth of inventory just sitting on the lots.
Dude, it's like, that's good for us, though.
It's like every manufacturer, every manufacturer was just like, uh, we had a good
2020, 2020, 2021.
What should we do?
And somebody was in the back like, just triple the inventory.
And whoever was up front was just like, fuck it, you're hired.
For the same reason, I love KTM is because they make more models than anybody.
But at the same time, you end up in this position.
position. You have so much inventory. It's got to be hard to like corner the market when you have
such a wide variety of what you're making. Like yama, they make five friggin dirt bikes.
You just make them and sell them. But KTM has so many models. It just makes sense that you can't
sell them all. They'd be cooked eventually. Unless everybody that rides a dirt bike buys a KTM.
They went too big. Kenny, have you taken a bath yet on your cyber truck? Do you know if you've lost a lot
of money on it? Oh, I was like, damn. Well, I haven't sold it so I haven't lost it yet, but I know it's
going down yeah like is it give you 50 grand right now i'm thinking about 10 in the bath man
yeah i was like have you taken a bath yeah i thought you may be surprised ken with with no some bath
bombs i was like damn rinds really trying to switch up the conversation right now no i was thinking
about inventory that you can't sell because tesla has threatened to cancel my cyber truck on me like
10 times and then they call me and they're like please come by your truck dude i think they
I think the hype's over and people aren't buying them.
Hypes over, I saw a post.
They were like scratching off all the foundation series badges and reselling them as like normal trucks.
Well, that's just the thing though.
Like Tesla's in general.
This happens with almost every new model Tesla.
The whole model behind Tesla is for them to be just a widespread consumer vehicle, you know?
And people get that.
And like initially when they come out, there's all this hype behind it.
Whereas, like, people like Ken or rappers or whoever's like, I got to have, I got to have, you know, one and the same.
Wealthy people are like, I got to have that because no one else has that.
So they pay extra to get it right away.
So they pay on top.
But the whole point is they're going to pump these things out and keep pumping them out.
And they're supposed to be attainable to just everyone.
So then the price goes down and that's just how it works.
A year later, they drop the price.
People like Ken and the rappers, they lose a shit ton of money.
But he looked cool doing it.
Yeah, no, for us it was great.
Personally hurts a little bit, but again the day.
Keep taking those baths, brother.
I love it, man.
Keep doing it.
Ryan.
I mean, take a bath is a pretty common term for losing money.
The way you guys sick, gutter-minded.
Yeah, Ryan, you made Ken very uncomfortable.
Ken and Bath is just two things that I don't want a picture.
Do you take your boots off when you go in the bath?
Yes, you do.
having the cyber truck around is just an attraction for everyone
it's like the bean in Chicago yeah if you go to Chicago you have to go to the
bean that's like what Ken's cyber truck is in the parking lot
someone's like you know for giving a friend a tour or something
they're just like nobody really gets to go over and
you don't know why it's there you could go over and flick it if you want
I feel like that is the one vehicle that people are so blatantly like
hate on somebody will walk up to me and be like wow that is the
ugliest car I've ever seen
It's like, thanks.
And I've never seen anyone do that with any other car.
Do you think it's ugly?
I mean, it's not pretty.
I think it's cool.
I think it's cool.
I think they're super sick, but I mean, it's such a, yeah, it's a very aggressive design.
Can't blame people.
It's ugly.
It looks like nothing.
I would never walk up to somebody and say, wow, your car is ugly.
I think that it's super cool and it stands out.
And if it wasn't a widespread mass produced vehicle, I would want one 100%.
But instead, you bought a Jeep.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Yeah, everyone having the...
That's been like an ongoing inside joke now.
We're just like, oh, there's CJ and his Wrangler.
Dude, that kind of sucks, actually.
That sucks.
Being a Wrangler?
But I only know, no, like that joke starting to form.
Yeah, I only make the joke to laugh with you.
I'm not like, I don't think it looks like a joke.
I only said it.
You made the joke even, like the first thing you said, you're like, man, I kind of love this thing.
but it's kind of just jeepish.
He's kind of a girl car.
That was interesting.
I try not to get offended if someone calls my Bronco a Jeep because I really don't care.
But then Ryan was like, you drive a Jeep.
And I was like, oh, damn.
Can we talk about both of your guys' Snapchats yesterday of that ambulance in the ditch?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
The roads were slick.
Glare ice.
Glare ice, but I was at the gym and then Ryan was showing up right as I was leaving.
He's like, yo, did you see that ambulance in the ditch?
I was like, no, and then I get out there
and the dude asked if he could take
the ditch. Like, as soon as I saw the ambulance
sitting in the ditch, I just heard Gavin's
voice, can I take the ditch?
What would you have done if Gavin hopped
out? Gavin was in the back
going to the hospital and the ambulance takes
the ditch? No, I meant driving.
He hopped up the driver's seat.
Imagine Gavin, like, this, I don't
want this to have him. Gavin, for some reason, the back
of an ambulance, and the ambulance
and the ambulance driver starts taking the ditch, and he's on the bed.
dude he's like what are you doing what are you doing like we're all we're just taking the dish
oh okay yeah don't worry i can eat it yeah have fun
so good dude so good Gavin Gavin called me the other day he bought a new truck
oh why oh yeah the other one stuck in minnesota he actually bought a new truck he went fourth
gen on us and i was pretty surprised that he went fourth gen i can't like a 2005 what's a fourth
Jen.
That one's like a 12.
Oh, no way.
Good for him.
It's the same as yours.
But yours is facelifted.
Yes.
He's got a half time front end on it.
He's all confused.
Has he posted it yet or no?
Nope.
So I hate to expose it.
Maybe at this point he will.
But okay, so Gab goes out and he buys this new truck.
And then I talked to him on the phone yesterday.
And I was like, dude, how's your truck?
And he's like, oh, you know, baby.
I knew.
I should have known better getting something new like this.
And I go, oh, no.
Was it got deaf?
He probably got all deft up.
He said he was driving it to Utah and he got like three hours down the road
and it started like freaking out on him.
Like every single light on the dash was going off, right?
And he immediately started freaking out like, I bought a fucking lambie.
Like anyone's concerned, right?
Diesel ownership.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's very concerning.
12 valves don't have dash lights.
And so then he's like, I knew I shouldn't have bought something this new.
And he starts freaking out.
He brings it to a shop.
And the shop is immediately telling him, like,
yo, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're cooked.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the shop is getting it worse.
And so Gav's just like, I don't know what to do.
So he, like, messages this guy that knows that year of Cummins.
And the guy was like, bringing on over.
Let's start figuring it out, right?
Gab pulls up, this guy pulls out a hammer and he's like,
it's got to be a bad ground.
It starts hitting, like, walking around the truck, hitting it, right?
Oh, my God.
Hit the tailgate.
Why do I envision this mechanic is Gavin's twin?
It's Gavin's twin.
Shut the fuck up.
He hit the tailgate with a hammer.
No body work.
And Gavin's like, what could that possibly do, right?
He just beats it up, smashes the headlights out.
Nope.
Windows.
Yeah, I can't figure it out.
Yeah, he gets underneath like the steering wheel, though, and he like pulls a bunch of wires
out.
Oh, the Miata trick.
That works on Miata's.
Yeah.
Ended up figuring out that it was a loose ground.
So Gab gets it, gets it back up and going, right?
And he's driving down the road.
And he said it was like super icy.
Oh, no.
He didn't hit a wall.
Tell me he did not hit a wall.
And I think he was still pretty flustered about what he just...
He lives life of his new truck ownership, right?
And I think the exhaust brake was on.
Oh, no.
You know, Gavin, he used to have an exhaust break, right?
He doesn't have normal brakes.
He starts sliding down this hill, right?
And it goes left, and he goes straight, and he hits the ditch.
He hits the ditch.
And now he's, like, off road.
through the dicks right oh here we go again that's right so he's telling me this he's telling me this
right and he starts laughing he's like dude i think i think i yelled out fucking we're in the
and i heard your voice in my head and that's all i could think about was you so i'm trying
to pilot my truck while in the ditch and i'm laughing like oh my god i actually hit the ditch
and so yeah i think i think he made it out the ditch and he's unscathed besides for a couple
dents in his tailgate.
Oh, my God.
So buddy trying to fix it actually dent it up his tailgate.
No way.
It's super funny, though, when you brought up like, oh, the tailgate's going to fix the problem.
My radio shorts out like once a month, and I'm 90% sure it's related to my tailgate,
the backup camera.
But there's a wire that goes into the tailgate.
So, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Cummings guys have the same problem as us Raptor guys.
It could have been.
A bad rear end.
Yeah, that's not good.
Dude, I just can't even envision Gavin.
not in the 80s.
It seems going against his own brand.
I just love how as soon as he has a problem,
he's like, yep, too new.
Too new.
Should we even be going public with this?
I think he might be keeping this a ghost truck.
I might have just exposed him.
Trying to pick up new chicks in it.
I mean, he's the one who went public with that 2024 recap thumb now.
Thank you, Mike.
Dude, you should just call him up.
I can't want you.
I can't want you.
Call him right now.
Yeah, right now.
Gavin put his ex-girlfriend in the bottom.
of his 2024 recap
thumbnail. I get it. It was
strictly a business move. I mean, you can't
blame the guy if you're putting a hot girl. Oh, he changed
it. I texted him and go,
Gav, did you get back together? He goes, no, we're still
friends, oh. All right, all right. All right.
All right. Let's honestly, I'm curious.
I wanted to ask him this.
He's going to be so flustered.
What are the chances he's in the ditch right now?
Just having fun.
I'm just putting my floor mats under the tires ban.
I'm stuck in the ditch.
Now he would have answered right away.
He's having too much fun in the ditch.
He's piled up in the backseat of that fourth gen with a heavy.
I thought you were going to say the backseat of that ambulance.
What do we go?
Oh!
It came in, dude.
That's what that was.
Oh, my God.
Ben, open it.
I don't even, I don't want the chance to scratch it with that knife, but if you scratch it, I'm going to be pissed.
Whoa.
Easy on that.
Dude, honestly, stop.
There's a lot of bubble wrap, but that duct tape job is crazy.
So I looked into it, and I paid $90.
$5 for shipping.
He shipped in a box the size
of our fucking TV. It was
gigantic. And it was just flopping around
in there. This was Ryan's Christmas
gift to Evan and it was a very expensive.
Close your eyes. If I won in Vegas, I was
going to buy you a nice Christmas gift in return
for this Christmas gift. Unfortunately
I lost. Oh, dude, that's sick.
Holy crap.
Actually signed it. Okay, so the only thing
that I think is crazy
is
why was he signing the
year at an autograph session he does it in his current ones but yeah i mean i don't know there's no
picture of him signing it could be a dude that fucking scribbled bam on it right no and like i believe me ryan
this is so fucking sick i'm just saying like i don't know i've seen a lot autographs from a lot
of people i've never seen it dated but in this case a 2004 bam autograph is worth more than
like any other bam autograph that's that's why i did 2004 i was like dude's kind of lame that he
does it now to make money and he like they're just sold he like sits at a table and does it but at the
same time he knew yeah he knew what he was doing i was like i think adding the year is sick because it
completely added value for the vikings this is a good luck oman vikings are going to win the super bowl and
if they don't my bike is going to look like california you're going to burn it i'm saying
if you don't you have to do a kickflip on see like in this one he signed bam 2000 yeah he must
We should start doing that. That'd be kind of cool. Yeah, I would.
That's actually make sense. No, it does. It's just something I never thought about until I was so stoked
on this deck and I looked at it and I'm like, I do truly believe it's 100% legit. I just
Does it look real, Ben? How's it check out the signature? This guy just used to skate this board
when he was a kid he had in his attic. He's like, I'm going to make 700 bucks. Just signs it.
Ryan buys it. Speaking of Bam, I was listening to the Stivo podcast today and they were talking
about stuff that got cut from the jackass movies and did you know that don vito did the
Lamborghini tooth pull in jackass too but they cut it they cut it why that was at the time when
don't veto got all jammed up but he actually originally did it because of allegedly he only had
one tooth left in his mouth oh my god or bam we'll buy you a full set of teeth but we're taking
that last one out with the lamb boat and he did it and they couldn't run it oh my gosh and then jeff
Tremaine was like this was such a good bit we have to run it back and was it
Aaron yeah danger Aaron when he did it apparently like cracked his skull up to his
eye socket what because he had a perfectly healthy tooth oh and oh fuck and it hurt oh
oh so bad dude yeah it was so deep I remember it was like it was like one of these
tees and it was so deep so is it check out Ben is that legit I think it's real I think he checks
out I think it checks out Ryan short of giving me a job this is the nicest thing you've ever done
for me. I agree. You're welcome, buddy.
You're going to hang it up here, though, Ev?
Yeah, for sure. Right next to my hookup
decks. That's good. That's good. Yeah, that's
pretty good. Honestly, if you guys wanted
to, we could throw it on the wall right here
if you wanted. No, I think we put it next to hookups.
Okay, yeah, I'll put it in the room. Ken,
what do you got here? So we also,
Ev, we received some Christmas
gifts from some subscribers. Oh,
God, man, he gets lots of gifts. I'll give
you this one first. I'd love to get a
fucking gift one day.
Bye.
Oh my god
Wow
So these Cheeto socks are sick
Oh no these are
Oh yeah these are also Cheetos suck
Wait
Wow
They say boxers on they say
Swag boxers
I think they're underwear
We got uh for the listeners out there
Six different sets of Cheeto socks
So many Cheetos
You know a pair of socks for every day of the week
These are actually sick
This camel
Dude for my next dirt bike wrap
I'm gonna reach out to Cheetos
I want to go Cheeto Camel on it
You'll probably have to pay half, but...
I like those white ones, too.
Ken, do you have a name on the box?
Can I shout out who sent them?
Look, whatever the box says.
Carrie Scarry.
It does look like Carrie Scary.
Carrie Scarry, Carrie scary.
Well, shout out, Carrie.
And then another guy from Florida also sent this.
Oh, my.
Jesus.
I actually love the packaging on these.
It actually looks like a bag of Cheetos, but turns out just some sockies.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
No, wait.
The snack packer.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This looks more like an ex-it's a pillow slash snack tray.
You roll over here, you put a couple of vodkas in the cup holders and a bowl of Cheetos.
By the time you're done with that, you just flip it over and have yourself a little nap.
And not to mention, it came with a Cheeto Snuggie.
Oh, no, they're Lions fans.
Okay.
So I am super pumped on the Cheetos Snuggie, but I will say my girlfriend bought me a Cheeto Snuggie for Christmas.
I just didn't tell anybody.
I saw it, she sent a picture.
Bro, how about this?
All right, speaking of baths.
Wait, not a Cheetos bath bomb.
Flaming Hot Cheetos, bath dust, citrus scented.
Can you imagine if it was just like the hot Cheeto dust?
This is honestly the sickest Christmas card photos.
I've actually seen them on Instagram.
Somebody sent us just like 12 baseballs.
They want us to sign all the baseball, or one of the baseballs.
And then send them back.
Evan, I've got a confession to make.
There was a bag of Cheetos in that box, and I ate it last week.
As long as you enjoyed it, then, like, I'm, I think it was a win for everybody.
Good, good, good.
Some airheads.
How about this?
Oh, push pop.
I kind of am craving some candy.
Yeah, this is awesome.
Man, two pods in a row with gifts.
Is this lots of gifts into one?
No, no, that one was like just strictly one person.
Like, all sent that.
McGillis family.
Let me see that.
Gillis.
Somewhere in Florida.
Yeah, they moved from Michigan to Florida.
Wow.
Yeah, honestly, thank you guys so much.
It's so awesome getting Cheeto merch.
Makes me very happy.
And shout out, maybe we could pop up one of these picks.
The mom and her son with Yamaha's in front of the Christmas tree is super lit.
That is awesome.
Shout out Carrie and Jack Scari.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Thank you, guys.
That was really nice of you.
Okay, Gavin just FaceTime me.
I missed his face.
I'm calling him back.
What's up, baby?
What's up, baby?
Back in here.
Why are you shirtless?
What are you doing?
I just got done at the gym.
Watching cops.
Stay in the gym and keep having fun.
Yeah, see, he lives by it, man.
He lives by it.
Talk to me.
It's up.
Yeah, kind of coming at you here, and I don't mean to do this.
Just more curious than anything.
Do it.
What was the thought process behind putting your ex-girlfriend?
In your thumbnail.
well we're still on good terms
you know it was a blank space down there man
I wanted to keep it a clean thumbnail
but add something to it you know
give it a little bit more flavor
and that's what I came up with
smart I had a feeling you guys were going to come at me for it
and you changed it
and it didn't work so it's okay
hey I defended you right away gab
I said it was a business move
no we knew the thought process behind it it was a smart play I thought
wasn't sure if maybe you were playing another angle
I think you got to make the picture of her bigger.
That would probably help.
You didn't have a picture.
No, I don't have a picture of...
Get out of here.
I might have to bleep that.
I got a good story for you guys, though.
What do you got?
No, when we're in person, I'll tell you guys about it.
Oh, yeah, no, the podcast just ended.
All right, yeah, yeah, we're not live anymore.
Tell us the story.
No, I'm going to tell you guys in person.
It'll be funnier anyways.
All right.
Hey, did I hear you buy a fourth gen?
I got a fourth gen.
Why?
I don't have a freaking upgrade. I don't know because my friend took my truck in I can't I don't have anything reliable anymore I told him about the mechanic that you brought it to hitting like your tailgate and shit
dude and he was just such a jackass I thought I thought buddy fixed it for you according to Ben's story it was a mess though we got it all dialed in dude it's just a loose ground I don't want to talk about it but we won't bring it up all right brother hey
Just wanted to say, what's up?
What's up, man?
All right.
Later, bro.
Stay in the gym.
We keep having for you.
Yeah, stay in the gym, Gab.
Don't let you meet.
Later, brother.
Honestly, stay in the gym and keep having fun.
That's such a legendary quote.
Speaking of a Dodge Trucks, Dalton went viral on TikTok last week.
Oh, damn.
I feel like you should be on if we're going to talk about this.
Dude, created a trend.
Not that I go on TikTok that much, but when I do go on TikTok, all I see is the
Boom, pop, pow, peep bow.
I just, dude, when you made, yeah, the Kendrick, what is it, no pressure?
Big Boo.
Dude, he showed me it before and you go, yeah, Ev, I know you don't really like Kendrick,
but like, I got an idea for this real or TikTok, and it's going to be lit.
It was sick.
You sent the video, and I was like, oh, dude, that was a, that was a sick edit.
Doing a trend on TikTok, having it do well, that's awesome.
Creating a trend on TikTok, that's next level.
Crazy.
Literally just bored at the shop.
Just cooked it up.
Don't say you were bored.
You're out here hustling.
You were cooking.
You work for that, bro.
Yeah, you were cooking.
No, I was just going to do the classic, you know, wash your truck, real whatever.
Right.
And then I just started jumping.
Like, I was just that.
Excited.
Yeah, I was just so excited to make another video with my truck washing it.
And then I go, hey, Ev, what do you think about this?
Eh?
I think you should run it.
So I posted it right after that.
And then it started gaining some traction.
Now, it hit like 20 million views on.
TikTok, which is pretty good.
Yeah.
And then other people created it, like my boy, Kaden.
I like that short fella doing it.
Yeah, that was good.
Really capitalized on it, which good for him.
Like, he's just totally manhandled that trend.
And now, I don't know, just like getting kids out there filming stuff or just guys, people in general, like, just out there filming stuff is what I love to do.
I just try to push them to create content and just go have fun doing it.
Like, I guess the trend, it was cool.
I gained some traction from it, great.
But just seeing everyone get out there and doing it was awesome.
It's weird, though, because it flowed over into other things that aren't truck related to.
Like, maybe it's just because it all kind of falls under the same song algorithm.
But I even started getting served like this woman knitting to it.
Yeah.
I should not.
I should not.
She was like knitting to it.
And I was like, oh my God, this is great.
You almost like created, yeah, like, it's obviously a trend, but it's like a video template that
everyone is using.
Dude, and you hit the nail on the head.
Like, I don't like that song, but, like, just the way you did it.
It was just perfect.
Yeah, it was really good.
Like, how, like, it's just not easy for someone to recreate, but it is.
You just laid it out, the template.
Yeah, it was easy to recreate for other people to just do the same part.
That's why it makes it a good trend.
To have the vision.
To make it at the start.
Well, exactly.
Dude, mad respect.
Yeah, that was sick, bro.
Yeah, that was sick.
And then I knew you were stoked on it, too.
I was happy for you.
kept going.
Like, you did a little, I call it a little.
VIP, like when someone remixes the song
they already made. You did a little V2 action
of it. I don't know. You just a lot of traction
going on on TikTok. Dude, I thought the
craziest part was like the chicks.
Yeah. Dalton's always had chicks
hit them up. Oh, the chicks were going.
He's hardly even old enough to get chicks yet.
I started out making
thirst traps on TikTok.
I don't know if I
would say that. Admit that right now, Dalton.
No, I privateed all the videos. You can't
find out. I think you've said that
actually on the pod before. I have. A little farm.
But it used to be, like, my ratio was like 95% women, like 5% male.
That's a crazy race show.
Holy.
And then I-
Shut the hell up, CJ.
I said that's insane.
Oh, I thought you said same.
Oh.
I said that's insane.
I was like, bullshit.
All my followers just follow me for my looks.
And then I basically just stopped posting.
And then I started working for you guys and then gained a bunch of male followers when I started
posting my truck.
And, you know, the whole Cheeto thing really snowballed the blue truck lore and all that stuff.
so fuck you but anyways i think it worked out like honestly in from what i see is like the truck
kind of got some traction on the videos of maybe being chito but then it brought out the chito
created division yeah there's two sides but then you had the people that like it because it's
it is really just two different yeah i think it made it more than just a truck on instagram what it made
it was like a storyline and just like you know there was just more depth to it between you two not
liking each other and then also you know people started seeing you and like back back up one
second though what you just say it started with me and dalton not liking each other no i thought you
just said that or what do you mean sorry i thought you just said that well to be fair you guys you guys
you guys fucking argue and bickered non-stop because that's what friends do yeah big brother big
brother dude the reason me and dalton bust each other's balls is because we're fucking
buddies and that if you're and that's why he punched you
in the face.
That's the best part of it all.
I'm just kidding.
That was an accident.
There's a lot of comments that are coming at me for getting punched in the face.
Yeah.
It's actually wild.
Can we clear it up?
Did I punch you in the face?
No, it's like a perfect storm.
You elbowed out of.
Did you guys not watch the footage back?
Because we got you new ones.
Anyway, I see so many videos about it.
I'm like, damn, that's dope.
So I just want to say congrats, dog.
Thank you.
When I see any video that that is the trend, or whatever,
whatever that's copying you i'll read a few of the comments and it was one of the uh we'll just say
internet model chicks with a crazy truck posted it and there were literally people arguing in the
comments on who started it there's your name's getting dropped like a ton of times but there's other people
are no so-and-so did it first so-and-so did it first so-and-so did it first pretty lit just it is your name's
just getting thrown around out there and it's like it's a flex dude you started you started something
yeah it's it's pretty wild and now like now there's a trend of
going around where like everyone's like screw brecky hill what does dalton think about this
what's that really yeah so there's that is that like a ski mountain don't think about what's brecky hill
what would dalton do is that like breckinridge she's like a ski hill chick like you can't say that on
podcast anything i don't know can you i thought yeah you fucked every time that's why i said internet
model maybe beep it yeah she's a viral does she have a purple pink truck no she doesn't do
truck she does other stuff oh chick i'm talking about i had a purple pink truck but she was
of them yeah and then they like what is don't think about that and then there's some where it's like
i wish you look like uh so-and-so and then the next slide's like me or whatever so there's a bunch
i wish you look like dalton you keep an eye on it there's a few that threw me in there you got
way more but it's like and you gotta figure out a way to rope yourself you keep an eye on
there's so you know dalton's on i don't even use tic-tok i go on ticot and i get tagged in the
ones where it's like the girl i wish you had blonde hair and it's like i wish you had blonde hair and it's like
I wish you look like Dalton.
And I get tags in those all the time.
But then there's a couple.
Did you go to the cops?
I wish you looked like Ev's.
It's a picture of Ev with his hands behind his back with all the cops around.
The picture they always use for that is the one where I'm in the golf cart.
Like, looking bad.
It doesn't even make sense.
Did you go to the comments?
Did you go to the comments of those posts?
Yeah?
What they say?
I'm so sexy.
Like, oh, you look.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Evan looks so good in that.
Triple XL Echo Unlimited
shirt
The Galtwin golfing
Oh yeah
I'm like
Every comment
Was like who's Evan
Every comment
Maybe in the TikTok world
Is TikTok getting banned?
No
Yeah dude
I hope so
That app is trash
Kind of is
I mean it says
By January 19th it's banned
But
Money Mike's gonna start an LLC
And cop it
I'm buying
Just get alone
Mike just get alone
Mike gets alone
For it
Worst case scenario
January 19th, TikTok is off the market.
You can't purchase it from the app store anymore.
You can't download it.
It's still going to stay on everyone's phone.
Got a flappy bird action.
You can still post.
You just can't download it anymore.
Now, that's worst case scenario.
None of that's going to happen.
The app's still going to stay alive.
There's going to be maybe some sort of, like, stricter content rules.
Guidelines.
But the Trump administration won't let it go completely off the market once they get in the office.
So what they're trying to do is they're trying to push it until he gets.
in the office.
Wait, so Trump's trying to save TikTok?
Yes.
Really?
China.
Yeah, he is trying to save it, which I think is funny.
But I think it helped him win and it kind of like got him, you know, more connected.
Dude, I get it.
A lot of people really enjoy it.
I guess what I'm curious about is like if that is actually the case or if that's not the
case because I'm pretty sure they're trying to remove it because they don't want China like
or a Chinese company having our data and controlling and things like that.
Can I tell you something really?
really crazy about that?
I think they would just turn it off versus...
I bought my mom an aura picture frame for Christmas.
Yeah.
That would be great.
Give it to my sister, everyone.
My mom goes, oh, this was made in China.
I don't think I feel comfortable using it.
Oh, really?
Did you know she was like that, or did you look at her and go,
I didn't know what you was like that?
She does get a little conspiracy theorist about certain things, but I was shocked.
Does she know how much shit is made in China?
Her phone is probably made in China.
Okay, so I made...
Apple products are made.
Okay, that was exactly my first coming.
I go, you have an iPhone, right?
Through my hands up.
And then she was kind of whatever.
You engraved on Christmas.
I'll admit, I was like a little aggressive, like, this is actually absurd.
I got you this.
So like me and my sister, you're always saying, oh, you want pictures.
We can send you cool.
You upload them, yeah.
Whatever.
And blah, blah, blah.
Moral of the story is my mom didn't, like, link her phone or whatever to the frame.
I set it up.
Me and my sister, everyone has access.
Even my dad.
Yeah.
Everyone but my mom.
So you just put pictures on it.
We did that with our grandma.
Yeah, and we just run pictures on it,
which was what was going to happen anyways.
Like, my mom probably doesn't care to upload her own pictures to it.
She wants to see the families.
So it all buffed out.
But when she hit me with that,
she might,
there might be some truth behind it,
but I'm just like,
man,
you got an iPhone.
You can get SIM hacked and lose everything.
And you're worried about like a couple of pictures on this frame.
I don't know.
I don't think that's...
I think the thing that people are like mostly trying to like tried TikTok for is like
this style of content they push in the U.S.
is a lot of, you know, what everyone sees.
And then in China, it's a completely different style.
Like, it's all more educational kind of stuff.
Whereas there's such a divide.
They're kind of just pushing brain rot on America's TikTok is what they're saying.
You can upload pictures to that picture frame.
I got to be careful.
Yeah, you better be real.
I swear to God, I double check.
When I go through the, go through it, and then I scroll back and watch.
I'm surprised you don't have another phone.
Could you imagine?
She's got her friends over.
They're drinking wine like for book club night.
And then Evan's picture pops up is Evan one of his pictures that aren't supposed to be on there?
Yeah, no, I get the meat sweats every time I'm uploading pictures to it.
But it's worked out so far.
And she does love it.
She said at first she was nervous about it.
Then once we did it, she goes, I love this.
This is great.
my sister has it whatever we're uploading pictures and we all have deep photo albums going back 15 years
yeah so we're uploading all these pictures and she goes i absolutely love it this thing is great
you should fuck with it you should upload like chinese pictures of people you should upload just like
like some okay i like this i like this i like we could make something that like fits the frame
and it just goes like you have been hacked i was just a big a big red screen you've been hacked
yeah just ruin it for her she finally comes around just saying
your house has been hacked.
I wish I could figure out of a beautiful, beautiful home you have there, Patty.
That would be, yeah, grab a credit card out of her wallet and just have her number
across the screen or if, God forbid, you find the last four digits of her social.
Because, I mean, that doesn't do that much, but like, oh, my God.
If you just had like X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X.
You could last few digits of her social.
Dude, I'd probably be scared.
She'd fucking burn the picture for him.
Or you could start, like, putting every photo before.
you import it in, you can put into like an AI
generator and have them make you look
Chinese and then like upload
them. Holy shit, that's funny. I love
that. That's a great idea. All right. Well, I'm going to have to get
to work before this podcast drops
in a couple of days. Yeah, that's so fucking funny.
That's actually a pretty funny. Yeah, I guess we'll find out
though if TikTok is actually getting banned
because by the time this is live
I'm sure they'll just push the date back
because I feel like they've been saying this for
the last four or five years. I thought
it was funny that Trump won though and he was
just like, let's save it.
I don't know.
It just seems like so...
Honestly, it's just surprising me
that Biden wrote the bill to get rid of it
because like it almost seems like it would be the flip.
Like Trump would get rid of it.
Biden would keep it.
Yeah, that's probably why.
He just did the opposite.
I mean, I think that a lot of people like it.
And I think that honestly, America already is kind of...
It's pretty cooked.
Brain rot and cooked, man.
Like, these people out here are just getting stupider and stupider by the day.
I saw it on TikTok.
It was like a cooking show
And not a single clip of the cooking show
Lasted longer than one second
It was just boom boom boom
Like it's just and it's like for our cooked brains
Between that and shit food everyone's eating
But I can't even post a wheelie on TikTok
Yeah it is pretty crazy
They don't let you do that
Maybe they don't want us like
They don't want you influence anyone to do anything cool
Stay in your chair
Honestly I don't blame them
Stay in a recliner
Stay in your lane
Don't eat your plastics
Yeah eat some plastic
If you look at the app store
All the top app
right now or like these TikTok knockoffs from China.
Really?
From China still?
Maybe we should get ahead of the curve, get on those apps.
Get the new ones.
I did think about that.
Blow up and then act like we don't know nobody.
And on that note, I got a pee.
That was good.
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