Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Partying With Our Grandpa
Episode Date: August 1, 2023In today's podcast the boys figure out dogs are expensive, Were scared of kids, we party with Ben & CJs Grandpa, Come up with a new blockbuster movie, buying land in our hometown, Tipping culture and ...hanging out with our first MAKE A WISH kid. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/wideopen50 and use code wideopen50 for 50% off Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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California, super cool to the homeless.
One of my buddies just turned 25 and that's when they say your brain stopped developing.
I got one more year, baby. I got one more year.
One more year to not get stupid.
Public schools are getting a little crazy, so yeah, me, we might have to build their own.
Uh, the girl had puppies, so inbred puppies.
Everyone down south is like, what's wrong with that?
What was up with that little dog with the hat?
I don't know what was up with him.
I think he was just there.
He disappeared.
He was just in his own world.
That was pretty cute, though.
Oh, I'm talking about the little dog he was holding that was wearing a flat brim hat.
This dog?
Yeah, that dog's cool, man.
It's not really my taste in dogs, but the fact that she was wearing a flatbrim hat,
I was kind of like, all right.
That's a fuck.
Yeah, it was a look.
It was pretty cute, though.
was two little French bulldogs running around
and one was brown and he looked like a chicken nugget
and I go look at this little chicken nugget
and right when I said that he ran around the corner
and my buddy who I was standing there talking to
looks at the ground and goes what chicken nugget
I was like a chicken nugget?
What was someone doing with a chicken nugget on the ground?
This one other dude was tripping about those dogs
could not shut up about like how French bulldogs
are expensive oh look at this five grand
and dogs right there five grand
I probably what 2,500 a piece
and he's looking at this guy's got five
grand worth of dogs. I'm like, why are you talking about it like that? Yeah. It is strange.
He picks up 2,500. You know, uh, Scott, my, our buddy Scott, he has those two
boxers. Yeah. Uh, their brother and sister. He just got him last year. Now they're probably,
they've got to be one year old. They had babies together. What? Inbred dogs. Kind of weird.
Yeah. Oh. He didn't purposely do it, obviously, but wait, they were just slamming? He must not have been
watching and, uh, they were doing the dirt.
and the girl had puppies, so inbred puppies.
Are they cute?
I haven't seen them yet, but I mean, you know, obviously he was like, fuck, like, this isn't good.
He goes over, he brought it to the vet, and I guess it's more common than you'd think.
And he said, like, oh, they'll be fine.
But so apparently they look cute and, like, there's nothing wrong with them, at least that you can tell from looking at them.
They might be a little stupid, but we'll have to just wait and find out.
But we got to go over there and check those dogs out and be kind of cute.
Everyone down south is like, what's wrong with that?
From what I hear, though, that, like, the first time it happens, it is, for the most part, all right.
The second time it happens, it ain't all right.
Yeah, I think that's what the veterinarian said.
Well, Scott couldn't take care of two dogs and keep him from smashing.
Now he's got nine.
He's got nine.
My God.
Yeah, what is he going to do with that?
I'm sure he's going to sell them, right?
Probably sell them.
You got to tell people, though, you got to say these are inbred.
Really?
I really wouldn't want to buy an inbred dog.
Oh, no, no.
they're not inbred, they're purebred.
Guess it depends how you look at it.
No, I don't.
No, Scott's not going to be selling them.
He's going to be paying people to take them.
I don't think so.
I think he'll be selling them.
I'm sure you can sell them.
Did that guy that was all hyped up on how expensive the other dogs are?
He just go, look at this.
15 grand and puppies right here.
Look at this.
It looks at dogs money.
$2,500 for the run.
He starts counting them.
He's like, $2,000, $4, $5.
He's like adding up.
He finds out that the dog came from the shelter.
and then he's just like, what's it, worthless pretty much?
I'm not even talking to me.
So this is what? You just paid the adoption fee?
There's a $150 dog.
$150 dog right here.
My buddy, he went to the store and bought a real dog, you know?
One that was real expensive, not a knockoff.
That's really funny.
But I feel like all dogs are expensive nowadays.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, obviously you can get normal dogs, but even like, if you wanted a golden retriever,
I think it would cost you like.
Yeah, it's funny how it's cheap.
Certain dogs are like a status, like.
They are.
What's another status flex animal?
A tiger?
I'd say a zebra.
A tiger probably is the peak.
I'd say,
if you have a tiger.
That's a big flex.
No,
so I don't think you can get a monkey.
Anymore.
Any more?
Well,
so for a while there,
I was trying to get a monkey
because I thought it'd be a really funny bit
to put a monkey in Ken's office.
And I'm only saying this
because I can't do it.
Yeah.
So I thought it'd be,
so I was looking.
It'd be like you'd have to take care of them
for the,
so like fully turning your office
into a rainforest is what I am.
vision and then like getting a full-blown monkey so you like show up and you like walk walk into
your office and it's like like a bunch of nature and then you got a monkey there and we're like we bought
you a monkey what do with that after the bit's done that's where that's where we would never tell
you that it was a joke so you would just think that this monkey was yours now because back in the day
back when you could do these things to you can and you'd have a genuine reaction you're like
oh I don't want to take care of this monkey
but the next shot is you driving your Tesla
with the monkey in the front seat.
So I was feeding it
and just like next thing on your living life
you just always have them with you.
Wait, the monkey could drive the Tesla
and Ken could sit in the passenger seat and scroll.
Yeah, you just put it in.
Okay, now we might be down for it.
Well, so I was trying to find the monkey
and then I reached out to a couple people
that had monkeys.
And I don't really know if these people had monkeys
that were like for rent,
but I was like, okay, here's my idea.
Can we use this?
And they're like, that's inhumane or whatever.
Like, people with monkeys are like,
Like, same thing, it's a different room.
Well, they're like, uh, I, I can't leave the monkey alone.
Like, it could be uncomfortable.
Yeah, without me in the area or without me in its presence or something like that.
Put them in a gilly suit and well then, yeah, I don't, I don't let them into the wall.
Yeah, but I mean, it would be a bad day if the monkey went rogue and like pulled Ken's scalp off.
Yeah, that's what they can do.
Monkeys are crazy.
Like, you don't want to mess with them.
I've been, uh, thinking of other options and, uh, I've got some other.
good ones so maybe I did just show too many cards but the nice part about Ken is these three
steps behind why is there an ard bark in my office you could get an ant eater for all the ants in
the kitchen yeah man I was at the zoo the other day with my nieces and um such a good uncle crazy
actually that literally down the road 10 minutes there's like a full-on zoo that has camels
zebras monkeys and bears bears there was a
black bears in there how'd you feel about that though because i always drive by in the winter and i'm
like i just feel terrible for the animals because they're just out in the elements and it's fucking
freezing and you got camel sitting there it's like the camel's supposed to be in the desert
not in the frozen tundra of minnesota and negative 30 degree weather yeah i was i was wondering
that how'd they look did they look sad and like kind of messed up or well you ever gone to a zoo
where an animal looks happy i mean i'm wondering if these ones look worse than normal like i i honestly
yeah i don't know
I drive by and I sometimes wonder, how is that place still open?
I was most mind-blown that this zoo is down the road, and I didn't know about it.
You've never seen that.
I don't know.
That's the thing.
It's just like kind of just right there, and I'm always.
Where is it?
Okay.
Thank you.
So when you're on the way to Spankees, and you're going through the curves, it's right on the left.
You'll just see it.
There's like little, like, cages in, like, the open.
It's a, basically a farm, but they have, like, quite a few, like, I don't know if you'd say exotic, but, I mean,
they were definitely exotic to Minnesota animals there.
And I was wondering the same thing.
I was like, what do they do with these guys in the winter?
They're outside, bro.
Camels?
Yeah.
Camels are.
I'm pretty sure they're outside.
What's like a typical environment?
Like, uh, fucking probably 120 degrees.
Egypt, Saudi, like the Middle East.
I get that.
I get that.
But like, is there any camels in the Arctic?
Not naturally.
Arctic camels.
I don't know.
I need to go over there and check it out.
Oh, no.
They're fine from 120 to minus 20.
Oh.
Oh, okay, cool, then.
The desert does get really cold.
The desert does get really cold at night.
But I don't know.
Interesting.
It's tough for me to look at.
I guess I'm not necessarily a huge fan of that.
Yeah, I was walking around so, like, you could get, like, a little pale of food,
and then you walk around, and then you can get some carrots,
and you feed the camels of carrots, and then you feed, like, the goats of the pale food.
And, yeah, my nieces were just, like, putting it in their hands
and just, like, shoving it up into these animals, like,
faces and I was like, I was getting protected.
I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And my brother and his wife were like, it's fine, it's fine.
Apparently when you have kids, you go to zoos a lot.
So this is just another day for them.
But I was like, I was like the hover uncle.
I was like,
keeping them all in line and stuff.
I mean, I get what you're saying.
Like beating a horse, I'm like, they're always like open palm, open palm.
Because, you know, if there's little yappers get a hold of your skin.
Whenever we're like, I'm around a little kid, I,
I feel like I'm very, like, protective of it.
Like, I'm worried it's going to fall over.
Like, you know, just something.
Like, it could hit something, like, knock it, anything.
You know, there's so many things.
But parents are always so laid back about it.
But it's weird because, like, I hang around you guys who do pretty dangerous stuff on the daily.
Like, I'm exposed to dangerous stuff on the daily.
But then I go over to Alex's parents and her sister's there with their little kids.
And it's like, I'm like, whoa, whoa, wash the table.
But what, you know, I'm like, so it is interesting.
They probably were that way.
And then now the kid is five.
And they've had five years of trying to protect.
And he's like, it's just going to do it.
It's like, kids are rubber, dude.
They fall all the time.
Yeah, that's what they keep saying.
Yeah, I actually haven't held my nephew yet.
And he's, uh, I think four months.
It is a little nerve.
Yeah, I'm just like, I don't provide any value by holding this baby to him.
And it's, it's a little uncomfortable for me because I don't want to.
What happens if I trip?
What happens if I trip?
What happens if I get lightheaded and I pass out?
Yeah, you never know.
You had too many beer or something like that.
I'm the same way.
I got to get, like, situated in, like, a sturdy chair, maybe some cushions around it.
I'm like, all right, I think I'm ready for it.
Not even planning on standing up.
No, I'll sit there, and then when it's time, you take them.
That's so funny.
I was just, like, I don't know why I was just so stoked about this the other day, but
drunk proof in the shop, kind of baby proof in the shop.
But the sauna has, like, the sharpest tin metal roof on it.
Yeah.
So sharp.
I mean, like, sharp is a.
knife so if you fell into that you know someone's getting layered up and they caught their arm or their
head on that it would like tear your skin completely off yeah so i put i grabbed your your trim from your
fender flares and put it on there really nice and now if you run into it yeah it looks nice it's just like
now if you ran into it you'd be totally fine but before it would be bad what about my fender flares
oh they're really fine you sold the dang car imagine uh you took it off drunk proofing the shop i feel like
One time I was pretty layered up and I was sitting in the shop.
I was looking at the walls and I was just like, man,
what if there was like an electrical fire right now and it started the inside of the walls on fire?
You know, all like the insulation?
You sure you were just on the beer?
And if that happens, you just got to walk out.
Well, then I go, I go, hold on now.
If the inside of the walls start on fire and 10 is on the outside,
I feel like we need to have some impact.
to take all the screws out of the out of the tin so you can quick put it out so i walked around i
put some impacts drills like around the shop the next day i last yeah the next day i came over i was like
what's up with all these impact drills later on the shop yeah but it is a valid point i hate to also
kill your kill your thought process but all the electrical in this building is on the outside of the
walls that's good man feel a lot better thank goodness dude you can sleep
at night just burn around the shop so speaking about getting a little larried up um so yesterday my grandpa
was in town so he called me oh man and was like what are you doing uh i was like nothing i'm just
pulling up to the shop and he's like sweet i'm here i was like perfect let's hang out so we go and get
lunch and i was like well what's your plan for the rest of the day he was like nothing i'm just hanging
out it was uh my sister's bridal shower so my grandma was all all jammed up with that so he was
just he was just longing for the ride so i brought him out to ryan's place and uh we took him out
on the pontoon with us dude put down some drinks he was on the modellos he was on the modellos
dude the rolling rocks next thing i know he's got all of our girlfriends up on the top of our
buddy mark's pontoon it's a double decker and he's got all of our girlfriends up there and
they're all dancing and he's like he's like uh what was he playing janet jant uh he had
that's why the music switched up
Yeah, he had some artists that was like, once we get this artist going,
like everyone's going to be dancing in it, and it was, it was true.
Yeah, yeah, he had, so he was up there swing dancing with him,
and they loved it, and he loved it.
I bet.
And he was, so we bring him home, bring him back to grandma,
because my grandma's calling, and she was like, where's grandpa Ron?
I was sitting upstairs, and I watched Sam get a call,
and Sam eventually had gotten forced a beer.
My brother.
Your brother was sent to come and pick up Ron, and, uh,
They're sitting up on the top deck.
Ron's about halfway through this beer,
and he's already got a fresh one in this hand.
And then Sam's got his own beer,
and Grandma calls,
and I can kind of hear him,
you know,
like,
when will you be home?
Stuff like that.
And he goes,
he looks at the beer and turns it,
and he goes,
I don't think we'll be home for a while.
Yeah.
They go,
well,
just make sure Grandpa's behaving himself,
and you guys are taking care of them
and watching after him.
And we're like,
yeah,
of course.
Well,
next thing we know,
he's got all the girls up there dancing,
shotgun and beers.
That means he's having.
he had a great time got an eye on him yeah yeah no he was uh he was loving it he's behaving normal
yeah so how to go when he got home i was curious how he was going to get home i wasn't there but
like my mom was like yeah grandpa was over at you know on the boat with all them and i and you know
grandma doesn't really drive much and so like the whole point of him driving her to the baby shower
so you could drive her there and drive him home and then he went got all drunk so i was like
i was almost wondering if i was going to have to drive him home but i mean it never happened
yeah no sam brought him home oh sammed it perfect yeah so he was like we we're doing
you know we're having a time and and uh he's like hey don't be telling grandma about this when
he's up there dancing and everything first thing he does when we get home grandma you won't believe
this start showing her videos of dancing and all the girls and grandma's just rolling her eyes
i was gonna say that's good because otherwise we were just done them dirty yeah yeah my favorite
little Easter egg from yesterday was
Grandpa Ron so we're cruising around
very busy on the lake so you can't just pee
off the side. He's in slacks. He's in full
pleated slacks. So he's peeing into
a bottle at the back where no one could
see him but I was still surprised. What? You know
a bottle? I was still a surprise. Yeah. Well we're
at the sandbar. Yeah a lot of people
around so he's just right in the corner peeing into a bottle
and you know after he gets done
obviously dumps it in the lake. This is interesting
but whatever. It's a strange concept
but it makes sense. It turns around so
keep in mind that you got rid of the
the pee but he turns around runs into a buddy trying to sneak past him drops the can you know
some some stuff makes it out of the floor and he's just like picks it up like looks around just
just me and sit with the only ones who saw him and I'm like grandpa you just dropped your pee bottle
I think yeah when you get older like that the dude I mean granted he put down so many beers
but the dude went piss at least 10 10 15 times
Man, Grandpa is a riot, though.
Yeah, he's a life of the party.
Yeah, he's a life of the party.
He's got his finger on the pulse.
You got to give him credit.
Yeah, it was fun.
He was filed, 81.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy that we can have, like, our, my grandpa,
his DJ's grandpa, he's 81, like we said.
And I don't even think twice about bringing them along on anything that we do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool because, I mean, well, both Mike and I, like, my grandparents are in the,
they're granted, they're like 90-something, but they're both in the nursing home, you know,
like yeah that's i was thinking my grandpa's 85 and like that i mean it looks like grandpa ron 70 compared
yeah yeah he's pretty they're pretty in tune and dialed like i was talking to my parents about that
last night i was like it's amazing how like they can just get around and do pretty much anything
at their age still maybe you guys are right maybe i should start taking care of myself seems like it
might pay off later yeah i think about that quite a bit especially lately man i've been i've been so
sore from our recent endeavors and i'm like man this is really starting to ask
I think as we get older, we'll continue, we'll maybe get more and more serious with like taking
care of ourselves as you age. Gradually, you will take it more and more serious. And then like
eventually, I mean, who knows, maybe we'll be like this forever, but like 40, 50, you're like,
I don't need to go on vendors and do certain things like that. And then you'll, you know,
be doing more things. And then, uh, I don't know, I think we could have the possibility of living.
to like over a hundred with technology and like the knowledge of everything nowadays like
healthcare is just way more advanced and it has obviously been in the past i do agree i mean think
about how rapidly technology is advancing yeah like even the more they know about the body and
everything do i tell you what though i have been jammed up this week mine fell down yeah i felt
town i was getting off the boat and i'd had like two tonies and the dock was kind of moving
and the boat was going up and i just completely miscalculated the distance from the boat to the dock
and just fell right between the dock and the bow and smoked my hip so freaking hard dude i think
i fell the perfect way because i could have fell hit my face you know cut up my arms on the dock
or something like that and basically like i was a little bruise on my hip but dude so bad and then like
I'm a side sleeper so I was trying to sleep on my side but it hurt so in my sleep I rolled over so my hips were flat but my neck was sideways woke up couldn't even move my neck I was falling apart dude I'm all jammed up so you guys might live to be a hundred I'll be freaking what happened oh yeah he's a side sleeper but he slept with his neck the wrong way yeah I'm at the point where if I sleep wrong I can't even move you guys want to live forever well I mean yeah what can I stay at like my relative
ability and health and all that, then, yes.
That's great.
I'd say you like bottom out at Grandpa Ron.
But like, I mean, yeah, I guess.
Grandpa Ron gets around just fine.
I wouldn't mind that then.
But yeah, I mean, if you're like living forever and then you're getting all old and
you can't do anything, then it's like there's no point.
That's true.
I definitely agree.
You wouldn't want to be sitting around like waiting.
If you're in good health, yes.
Yeah.
Do you think there's a perfect age?
I feel like you live your life in to live all of it.
I think like at 30.
25.
I think at 30 they say you're done building like a certain amount of like muscle and skill and your brain is like I don't I'm pretty sure I don't quote me but I'm pretty sure I've heard that multiple times one of my buddies just turned 25 and that's when they say your brain stopped developing and so someone said that he goes shit this is as good as it gets but I mean I got one more year baby I got one more here one more year to not get stupid yeah you got a long ways to go Ben if you want to catch up
That seems like a good movie preface.
It seems like kind of something you would regret.
So it's like if they offer you, you get to live forever, let's say at 25 or 30, you get to live forever.
And you're like, sick.
I want to do that.
But you can't take it back.
The only way that you get to die is if the entire world ends, which who knows could happen.
But like you don't get to take it back.
You have to live forever.
After let's say, I don't know, picturing if this is a movie plot, 300 years, you're like, damn.
Like a vampire.
I got to figure out a way to break this curse.
essentially. It would feel like a curse
after it long enough. And then you're responsible
for the end of the world.
Yeah. Wow, that'd be a great movie.
That'd be a great movie. And then you try to
end the world and then there's a second character
that's trying to stop you. Yeah. And they're like
we can live together. Like I also am living forever.
Wait, there's a writer's stroke right now. We can't give this out.
It would be a weird plot because like you'd be starting
with almost the antagonist
of the film. Yeah. And then
Oh my God. You guys, that's a great. Man. It really is.
That's a great movie.
And then it's a great movie. And then it's
switches over and like you were with the viewer was with the antagonist and now all of a sudden
they're against them they have the same you know their same age same situation but they're living
two completely different ways one's trying to end it but one's trying to like live that way forever
and they're like battling against each other I think the one that's yeah yeah the one that's
trying to live forever also went through the whole like I hate this I don't want to live forever
but then they got past it and they're like I understand that I have to to keep peace
I originally when I thought of this idea or we started thinking about it,
I was picturing a more of like a Freaky Friday, you know, like type of vibe,
you know, kind of cute and quirky and has like a nice happy ending.
And now we went straight to like Marvel Black Mirror.
Yeah, I almost picture like the very end of that movie just being like the whole universe
from like Space View and you just see like, and it just goes like black.
And then you sit, it's one of those movies you sit and watch and just stare at the credits
after it ends because you're trying to process it.
So, yeah, mind blowing.
Yeah, I've actually been.
meaning to watch a good movie in theaters lately. I do kind of want to go to
Openheimer. Might even go to Barbie. Yeah, I want to see both. I'd see both. But it's
crazy how like, guys double movie date. Look, a little matinee action after this.
Movie theaters are almost, well, I shouldn't say like coming back in style. I think they're coming
back. They are, at least for like this last week with like the Barbie Openheimer thing,
it was like such a social movement. Yeah. And when there's such a wave, you know, it's crazy how
the masses are just like oh yeah no movie theaters are cool again like movie theaters are back in
it was like record breaking uh box numbers they got people talking again that's the thing you know
i think that's the biggest thing sometimes i just saw an ad for a movie though and it it looks
like one that i kind of like want to see but not really and it's like only in theaters and i did
kind of go aw oh she was this on hulu they always say that though no and then somebody picks it up
In a couple years.
Like Bert,
Burt Chrysler's.
Oh, I need to see that too.
Yeah.
Birch Chrysler.
Burtz Chrysler.
Bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But his movie,
the machine was like only in theaters,
only in theaters.
That's why I went on like that whole podcast run.
And I just got,
I think it was Amazon Prime.
It popped up like the machine was only in theaters.
Did you watch it?
No, I haven't yet.
I'm very excited to watch that.
Now it's available for rent for 30.
Is it? Movies are kind of coming back.
Dude, YouTube has free movies.
You can watch with ads.
For some reason, YouTube's free movies just kind of hit.
They do.
So it'll serve me Hot Rod.
It's my favorite movie.
Love that.
It'll serve me just like some classics from like the early 2000s.
And you watch them and you watch a couple ads.
It's like a YouTube video.
It's not bad.
Straight up.
That's pretty damn smart of like whoever owns that movie.
Put it on YouTube and get served the ads.
And like, holy fuck, if it's a two hour long movie, you're going to have so many ads in there probably.
And did. Did you just watch the big short?
I did.
Okay.
I was wondering why that was getting recommended in our, in our YouTube.
Well, I was like, I was like, what kind of bootleg big short movie is this?
Because, well, I didn't know that that was the thing now.
But yeah, it was like two, two and a half hour long movie.
Yeah.
And usually when you see that on YouTube, it's usually just bootlegged.
Dude, that movie is so freaking good.
Except for, I don't know if we'll talk about it in more detail, but we just bought
property and the night before I was watching the big short where the entire real estate market
crashes and I was a little bit cynical walking around I was like literally I was like it's real
estate you can never lose and that's exactly what they said in the movie like the real real estate
ladies driving around you're like yeah well you know we're just in a little gully you'll make
your money back this is a big time you should be buying you should be buying and then everybody
lost their houses and jobs lost the farm it is interesting
because there is kind of like this whole, at least it seems like everyone forgot about 2008.
But like real estate can't go wrong with real estate.
Even if you overpay, it'll catch up eventually.
Like, you know, like that seems to be like literally what everyone tells, like tells me.
And for a long time it has been true.
And I think a lot of people that live like rurally probably can also experience.
I feel like, let's say Florida goes like this.
They're doing 40% jumps either way.
way they lose a ton or make time but if you have like farmland or you have lakes or you're from a
smaller town it might go up and then it might go down when like the whole world crashes you go down
a little bit and then it's insulated yeah exactly it's insulated i guess the thing that i try and look at
we are in such a different market where most people can't like justify looking at like a
property that we just bought and making sense of it because it would just be like for leave
leisure or dead space or dead space whereas us we can like like squeeze every little bit out of like
every inch of the property of like we could run that tree over it with something we could do donuts
in this grass we could drive a car through that old shed or like there's just like so many different
things and then you know hopefully those videos can just live on forever and and i still have
pay the mortgage in 30 years off of that video i love that we're able to do that because normally
with land.
The only way to squeeze out of it for a normal person is...
I don't wipe that motion y'all are doing.
There's a rag in there.
It's a wet rag.
But the only way to do that is to build and sell,
split it up, build, sell, rent, whatever.
But for us...
Or farm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or farm.
But it's like for us...
We could plant a little sweet corn patch.
Evan can be over there.
I feel like...
Farm and tilling.
And I feel like just either way
in like the most simplest
way to look at it, not even thinking of all the other things that we're going to do,
it's just a store of value.
Like you put it there, it's going to slowly grow up or go up, you know, and it's like you
have that there.
And in 30, 40 years, if you want it, you could sell it, you know?
And it's just like things like that.
Yeah, I, dude, I love Cormorant too.
Like, I love, like, buying up as much as we can around Cormor.
It's so fun.
And most people would be like, you know, you guys could, like, invest that money in, like,
any other town or market and it'd probably be a much better return but i think for us like it
makes so much sense because like we love like this is where we're from this is where our roots are
like our business is here and now we're just like buying up as much as we can around the area and
and i hope one day like you're just driving down the road see boys see boys see boys see boys so i was
out to eat with uh my girlfriend and her dad at he looks talking us up whenever and
another older guy comes over and starts talking to him you know they're
talking about whatever and he goes hey you know you know CJ uh my daughter's boyfriend
whatever he's he's one of the C boys you know and every goes you ever you ever heard of those
guys and i'm normally i'm like like you know you never know how they might not like us or they
might like us but i'm always just like yeah you don't need to mention that but he he brought that up
and he goes oh yeah i know those guys they're the ones that keep buying all the land i'm looking at
getting you know like but then he goes yeah so what do you do you guys do for work i go
make YouTube videos and then he didn't quite understand he's like yeah but what do you do
so I just said I just like I'm like an editor like I do video editing and goes oh nice okay
he's like simple side of it what do you need property to video edit he's so confused he went
only more confused Mike you said something so funny the other day you were like talking about
how Cormrott could like expand I was serious where we bought I got I just picture like the Cormrott
Village like growing because it hasn't
grown in since existence like it has not grown at all but we're just like the village we're
going to build kormand the village itself hasn't but i mean again talking about the land that we
hopefully get to close on is about as close to kormon as as as anything's been available in a while
as far as a monumental amount a lot of sheds a lot of sheds around this area but what are you going
to do this is true it's growing and i genuinely think it will grow because of us not solely because
of us but well i mean if we have kids one day where they're gonna need to go to school somewhere
we build this school that would be insane it's eight kids in the class public schools are getting
a little crazy so yeah me we might have to build our own we build our own school so not even send
your kids to private school you build them your own school yeah that's like some Elon must shit
right there that's like some cult type shit yeah i was gonna say it's i mean it's i think it would
get what do you guys think you'd teach at uh if it was a school like well
would you what would be taught there normal school things or would you be teaching like specialty
oh you're saying oh and specialty no i'm just saying like if you're school you could like kind of
make the curriculum you know and like you could be like teaching about for sure rock climbing using
money right you know enjoying life right things that are actually important yeah washing your car
getting a loan i would love love if they had a class i'm sure some schools do but yeah class where
they teach how to pay your taxes yeah stuff like that longs longs
like you know how to get that in college do not well yeah and they don't tell you that in high school
either it just and it doesn't even need to be that deep doesn't it make sense to just have like a
class that's just called like like life lessons of one yeah that that right there would probably
be the most important class just getting around you know like or even break that into a couple
different factors life lessons um on the physical standpoint of you know like i guess
CPR i don't think it'd be that insane to just teach everyone like CPR they did that in high school
for me.
Really?
That's good.
And then, yeah, life lessons in finances.
Some people need life lessons in social aspects, too.
And also, I feel like people have been saying that forever.
Like, how long have you heard of?
Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if we learned how to, like, do our taxes in school or whatever?
Yeah.
People have been saying that for like 20 years.
Or also just like save money on taxes.
Yeah, yeah.
But I suppose the government typically owns schools.
So why would they...
That is very true.
Like how to form an LLC and like all these like things that actually...
Yeah, that's true.
is what the wealthy people do.
Yeah, but then you're kind of building like business owners
and I don't know if the world is better having more business owners.
Well, the government wouldn't say so.
Yeah, exactly.
They want workers.
Yeah.
They want sheep.
Yeah, in the eyes of like a functioning society.
Yeah.
No, 100% you need everyone.
You need a little bit of everything.
The only useful thing I learned in college was how to use Excel.
Pretty damn good.
That is actually very good at that.
I'm so bad at that.
But I got you for that.
help me out you could probably teach yourself on YouTube though and probably like a
yeah realistically probably even less than a day yeah you probably teach you whatever you need
to do you could probably learn in probably an hour on YouTube 100% our friend Steve
Hamilton owner of custom assets we went to Florida with him last month he when when we're
lining up everything for Florida he goes what's your email I'm going to send you over a spreadsheet
yeah really sent me a spreadsheet of like every single detail down to like every five minutes
of where we're going to be and, like, who was doing what and, like, everyone's room numbers.
But, like, yeah, he was super successful dude. And he was, yeah, he was like, oh, I use Excel for
everything. I'm pretty sure he was telling me he was, like, teaching his kids, like, how to use it
really well. And, yeah, I mean, why wouldn't you? It is very useful. I was scrolling through
TikTok and the mayor of Anchorage, Alaska said that it's cheaper to offer homeless people flights
to Los Angeles. She said it costs $100 a day to house a homeless people.
person, and it's like $236
for a one-way ticket to Los Angeles.
Send them to L.A.
Send him to L.A. Give them a summer, warm.
Shitty California.
Bridge, Alaska says he is solving his city's homeless
crisis by giving them a one-way plane ticket
to Los Angeles.
They're going to have a choice to stay warm this winter,
and that's the choice that we're giving them.
And I think a ticket this morning to Los Angeles is about $286.
It costs us $100 plus or minus a few dollars every day,
to house someone and we don't have a place to put them a large shelter this this this this winter dude
imagine you're a homeless guy and a cop comes up to you and you think you're getting arrested and
goes hey you want to go to california hey you're going to cali that would be i mean i feel like it
be sick if i was homeless that's where i'd go yeah i'd go somewhere warm yeah i think that's how
they all think too it reminds me of uh that episode of south park when cartman uh ships all the
homeless to california yep and he like goes through and he's like california
Super cool to the homeless
Lots of rich people
Giving change to the homeless
That song lived
Rent Free and all like all our heads for a long time
I still have it in there
Yeah
Once you say that now it's just plain
Yep
Self Park's a legendary show man
Dude it is I just saw a clip of when
They have to save the town
And they need like
$100,000 and they raise $10,000
They go we don't have enough
But we're going to put it all on one number
At the casino
And we went 350 grand
and then hits and then they go wait if we do it again we'll have 12 million and they're like
let it ride and the kids are like what the hell and then they obviously lose it is truly just
just the pinnacle of of like meaming current events and everything and life i feel like i learned
a lot through south park i grew up watching probably from the fourth grade i feel like you have
some of your character traits from that show yeah people that didn't like my human
Am I such a humor?
Yeah, exactly.
People that didn't grow up watching South Park, I think it shows.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I mean.
Evan didn't watch South Park.
That's actually surprising.
There's too mainstream for him.
Well, even when we're in Disney World with CEO Bugatti, Matt Tay, he spoke like really good English, and he's from Croatia.
And we're like, oh, how did you learn English?
And he was like, honestly, watching South Park.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
And you could tell, though, because that's, you could tell, though, because that's, you're not.
was like his humor.
He loved everything that we would like say that was like pretty like edgy.
Yeah, it was like edgy that like most people that were like straight laced would be like,
what the fuck's wrong with these guys?
But he would start laughing and then he would say something back and be like, oh man,
we've fought degenerates.
This is cool.
We formed a little bond with him over that.
We started talking like episodes or like just like funny little moments, funny things and like
quoting lines and then yeah, it really broke the barrier down.
I feel like most people, most.
all like humor like that.
That's why it's such a popular show and it's been going forever.
Some people are just afraid because they're too PC, like, you know.
Yeah, they don't want it to come out.
Especially nowadays, dude.
That show was savage back in the day and that was just on TV, cable television.
Anyone could watch it.
You just flipped to the channel and they were straight up doing disses at everyone.
I remember they were going to show some like Muhammad,
some important terrorist figure from Iran or somewhere.
like Muhammad or something and they were going to put them in the episode and then
like that terrorist group responded and said something like they were going to attack if
they did that because it's some kind of profit that you're not supposed to show and no one's
supposed to see and they were going to make fun of them and then like the government was like
please don't don't do this and they like ended up putting him in like a bear costume for the
episode like they still treaded the line like how savage can you imagine you know those two hung up
the phone and high five people he's got a call from the u.s. government telling us that the terrorist
group wants to attack because of us well how about the movie the interview i was thinking about that
i can't believe that what what ended up happening with that well basically they they they was going to
go to theaters and then yeah did it go to theaters and then it never did oh really yeah it was like
super limited release and then like i think that was like right when like sony movie studios like servers
got hacked it was a bunch of random oh yeah it was a bunch of weird stuff
that happened.
And then I think shortly after, let's say, a couple months, they just were like, you
know what, we're just going to soft release this on our streaming platforms.
I forget where it first started.
CJ, are you talking about Saddam Hussein?
So basically it was the 200th episode, and I guess it's now banned.
Like, it's just not, you can't find it.
Really?
Wow, that's actually...
But, yeah, they were...
They received death threats from extremist Muslims.
Yeah, it was a bad deal, but...
And then they put them in a bare costume.
I thought, well, they still did it, though.
Yeah, they just don't give a fuck.
Which, I mean, it's tough.
I'm sure it's a lot harder to make an episode of South Park nowadays.
Well, yeah, but they can also just look at what's happening in society on like a daily norm.
That's what I mean.
Like, life imitates art or art imitates life.
Like in their instance, they're probably just like, man, this is getting easier and easier.
Yeah.
It's almost like not as funny because it's like, holy, like this is too true now.
You know, it's just like Jesus.
And they kind of did go where it's more like factual or not factual, but it's always with current events.
when it used just be like random stuff.
Yeah, it would be like not necessarily as current,
but it would be maybe involving something that obviously has gone on,
but not super.
Yeah, I agree.
They make an episode in a week.
That's so crazy.
That's so crazy.
Which is pretty cool.
You should watch that.
They have like a thing on Hulu, I believe, and it's like the making of South Park
and it's like a 48-minute documentary and it follows them.
And it shows like them going from the week and like making an episode.
Oh, that's sick.
Except they only have to make like 12 episodes.
and we make 50.
True.
I can't believe they can do that with TV and put it out fast.
It seems to me that you would need it like a week in advance, you know?
I mean, when you're them, I guess you just run it right to them.
They literally run it right to the network and they put it on.
I guess.
Weird to think that you just, like, put in a desk.
Back in the day, we had super bad Wi-Fi here,
and we would have to drive to, like, our friend's house or super big house, the mansion.
because they had like the best
Wi-Fi in the area
to upload our videos
I had the I had the password to it
I'm not gonna say who gave to me
but so I would go and like sit outside this
like the mansion on on Pelican Lake
that you'll see sometimes in the background of videos
and I'd post upload the video
and then drive back
Would you be able to get inside the gate
like you get up by the house?
Yeah okay I'd be like up in there
I wouldn't be in the house he didn't
he never even knew I was there doing it
but yeah we'll sometimes be like parked out front we'll have some people that you know just like new group of people or whoever are out and that's where everyone sits at the sandbar and they'll just can't believe this house and i'll be like yeah for like a year uploaded youtube videos off his Wi-Fi actually and everyone's like what
What?
So weird.
It is a good fun fact.
It was like part of the routine.
So, you know, now the routine obviously is like you.
Ben export to CJ.
CJ exports Ben.
And we upload it.
You write your description.
You get your thumbnail.
But before it was like, all right.
Who's got it like got the car ready?
Warmed up.
Yeah.
And I'd be like driving there while it was exporting.
I always remember that.
CJ in his car.
Like, I mean, did it in your Subaru or did you totaled it then?
I just remember.
Evo.
Oh, yeah, in the Evo.
But you're still driving a manual.
He's got his laptop.
and he's, like, cruising over there,
and it's exporting as he's driving.
Someone, get the car ready.
Get the car ready.
I just remember as part of the upload schedule.
It's always a rush, man, to get that thing done and up.
Yeah, it is.
Hopefully, hopefully the viewers appreciate it because it's grind every time.
Never really seems to get any easier.
Never does.
You think it would, though, eventually, but it never does.
It might get harder.
Yeah, I feel like it's only literally getting harder.
Yeah.
I think it is, like, for you guys, because you're,
You're just so prideful in what you're creating week and week out.
I see it.
You're like, you're like stressed because you want it to be the best it can be.
And that's never changed.
So I think since the other content we've been filming is getting better and better.
It's like we got three, four, five cameras and I'm like, zifting through that.
More camera angles, more audio, more GoPro, more, yeah, thicker ideas, everything.
There's definitely more weight to it, yeah.
you guys are just perfectionist with it you know when you do it you're like i want it to be
the absolute best it can be which is good because it's a good thing yep and also the fact that
it is done week in and week out it's it's got to be the most mentally stressful part of the
whole business and it's not something that ryan well you you deal with it too with the podcast but
yeah on a miniature level yeah uh you guys ever you know like when you go to a car meet
the guy will have like his
1982
Chevelle there
and it's got like a thousand no touching
stickers all over the car
and I feel like it is it's etiquette
at a car show you walk around with your hands behind your back
you make the little duct tail you don't touch the car
but some people are such psychos
about if you like were to touch their car
like the fingerprint God the paint
and it doesn't really make any sense to me
because they literally drive it down the road
or like you're getting hit by bugs
I suppose they probably don't drive in the rain
but like yeah there's always something
you know like a little rock
if you're saying that the car better look
a lawless perfect
I feel like if it's a million dollar car
or like something really rare
I can get behind it but if it's just like a
a 2018 Camaro SS I'm like
bro which also
just drive the thing keep it yeah just drive the thing
but also I can't you can't
You know, it's his pride and joy, wants to keep it nice.
I get it.
Yeah, I think there's certain people like that, though, but, you know,
when we go to Seema, we see the craziest cars.
Like, you see so many crazy cars.
By the end of it, you're seeing, like, a million-dollar cars,
and they don't even look.
You can't even appreciate it.
And I feel like those people really don't care.
They understand it is what it is, and the paint's going to be fine
because they put 7,000 clear coat layers on it.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's, there's different types.
different types.
Me and CJ's grandpa growing up, dude, like the biggest car guy we knew, you know,
probably where we got a lot of our love for cars and respect for cars.
But like, dude, he would go out and buy like a new Mercedes or he always had
Corvette when we were growing up.
And it would just park him underneath the trees out in his yard.
Not even in the garage.
Not even in the garage.
Truly would not like care about him in that aspect.
like cats would be walking all over him and stuff he's hopped in it and drove it which i think drove it on
gravel to get to his house yeah yeah i feel like there is different extremes i'm picky like i try to
not scratch my car or my truck when i can you know right maybe not take it through the touch car wash
every week or not when i'm going out on the track try to stay away from like the big branches right
but i'm also kind of realize i'm like this truck you got to use it whatever but uh today a laundered
and i were at macdonalds and uh the lady came out we had three drinks we had burgers we had a bunch
of shit right and so the lady when you know she only got two hands is holding the bucket and
presses the bucket up against the truck reaches over and like you know starts grabbing out so when
the drinks come out the bucket goes you know down up and then she moves it down again it was just like
this was just push up down and i was like oh and i just got my food was quiet and that but i just was
like, man, I was going to tell you guys,
I'd be like, don't do fucking curbside service
because that would be.
That's painful.
I actually had a very similar experience at Caribou.
So they always, they have the little card thing
where you put it in on the stick.
Well, this one day is, I don't know what,
it was a guy instead of the cute girl
that normally hands it to me.
And, uh,
already I feel bad start.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm in my GTR.
He swings the fucking stick around and just smacks it in the side of my car.
side of the GTR
I'm not even kidding you
What?
Yeah he not like purposely
Obviously obviously but and I shouldn't say smack
But he like knocked it in the side of my paint
And I was kind of just like I legit like
Looked at him and I went like I went like this
I didn't say anything
I was just like expecting him to be like oh fuck like sorry
Like oh my bad
But he didn't say anything
He just was like then he goes yeah
If you want to leave a tip I hit zero
Bro I hit zero I was like
Got out of there
I'm sure for some people that don't know
it just is it looks like a clean black car you know i mean obviously it's sporty and whatnot but
it was a metal thing you hit it hit it no i mean yeah he dumped but like he probably doesn't think
anything of no i get it yeah it was an accident i'm sure he didn't mean to but yeah it was interesting
but yeah still it happens you're like i was expecting like oh dang sorry yeah some of these places
are getting out of line asking for tips i agree it is bullshit like now like they are just
straight up doing their job yeah and they're asking for a tip i agree when it's not really a service-based
I obviously if it's a if they're like serving you or doing something for you they're bringing like
your drink to the table and they're the food industry is one thing but like when we're at the golf course
I was just paying for our golf round and there was a tip option and there was a tip option and I and I tipped her
and I tipped her really well knowing what we're about to do to that course on that course and we didn't
do anything to the course I think she was so caught off guard that I actually tipped her though
because most people would say no well yeah because
It's just like a girl sitting there, just like bringing you up for your round.
I just started to think like, man, there's so many times that people just expect you to tip when they're just doing their job.
And when I worked in that, like when I worked at the Cormorant store and like scooped ice cream, man, it would make my day if somebody gave me a dollar or something like that when you're actually like doing things.
But you don't have like a tip jar or like asking them.
I think that makes a little bit different
When you just got a little tip jars in there
And it's a kid scooping ice cream
And it could have been any kid that was working the store
And, you know, obviously that's a little bit harder
Because the ice cream's all frozen
But dude, I think the public is actually starting to get sick
Of I would agree
Because I've seen some things like said about it
You know, a little memes and stuff
On the Discover page on Instagram all that
Like it is getting so out of hand
It makes me think of my old job
Before we were doing this full time
working at the gym, you check someone in for the gym.
Then you turn around a thing, tip.
Like, yeah.
Well, I checked you in.
Yeah, you're doing your job.
That's your employer to pay you for.
Not me.
That's the problem.
I think I'm already paying for it.
Is they don't, you know, if it's a tip-based job, you don't get paid more because you get,
you get less than minimum wage or you get minimum wage, but tips is a part of your
compensation.
There's a restaurant.
But those aren't tip-based jobs is what we're saying.
Well, that's what I mean.
they shouldn't be but maybe they are because well i mean we don't know what the definitely not the
golf course but we maybe don't know what the person gets paid at fucking tootty fruity when you
serve your own food and she just weighs it and checks you out you don't know she might get
fucking seven dollars an hour and then it's hoping for that dollar tip to make it yeah i think it's
just like when you're buying something like when you're buying some clothes yeah that's a no
register situation
the fuck am I tipping you for?
I just like it's just the classic it's always an iPad
usually an iPad and it's that spin
around and then my
but my favorite line is when
now it's almost a universal thing
they'll go and then it'll ask you if you want to
I'm serious
at the coffee shop again I know it's a service base
but yeah they turn around and then it'll ask you if you want to
and then they'll just like look away
they don't say the word tip
I'm just like it'll ask me if I want to
oh okay there's a restaurant in florida that does no tips when you walk in the door it says like
we pay our employees fair you don't have to tip interesting yeah and i mean the food's a little more
expensive that's how they do that in europe really yeah yeah tipping isn't a thing over there yeah
i actually think i'd prefer that but then again i guess you don't necessarily have them working
as hard for their service but then you go back to the point of these people are just ringing up
they're not really doing anything other than the bare minimum yeah it depends on what it is of course
It depends on which service and stuff like that.
But yeah, I think tips definitely fuel it.
If I was working for tips, and I said this to Greta the other day, I said,
I don't wish that I worked in, like, the restaurant business being that,
because I, like, started young, young.
But, like, I wish I could, like, I guess know how it feels to be, like,
working at such a busy restaurant or a busy bar and, like, running around.
And then, you know, I'd probably appreciate it a little bit more while I'm at that bar.
Looks hard on shit.
It does look hard as shit.
but I wonder how hard I would work to get you'd be the coolest motherfucker yeah yeah to get
milking it hit me yeah because I'd just be like well I'm I'm like work I'm mostly getting paid off
of my tips I'm gonna if I'm here I'm gonna smooze I'm gonna be smoozing the shit out of him I'm gonna be
pat this guy the dad on the back oh I love your shoes to the mom you know yeah I agree
or if you were a girl you'd just be like really wearing some nice outfit just be
That makes a, yeah, I mean, that makes a huge difference, especially with the older.
I remember when I, like, when I, like, bartended for a stint, I was like, I'm going to try that.
I'm going to try to get more tips.
And then it got, like, busy.
And, like, I was just trying to get through people.
And then I'm like, that didn't work at all.
I think it's much easier to do if you're female.
But, yeah, like, I was just doing my job as best I could smile on my face.
Just flirting with an old man.
I didn't really, it didn't really, I didn't come home.
Because they're coming up.
and they're ordering so it's like it's true there's this uh guy his his uh instagram username
is subway and actually funny enough the reason that we that i have him accepted in my thing is
because he won a give away we did in like 2016 and i have a screen recording of it and i'll throw
it up but for you guys he is liked and screenshoted every single video within an hour of it coming
out for since 2017 i gotta go back and figure out the first one but he is there instantly he's
like my notification of the video wow that's crazy we got to send him some merch cool i was saying i was
like dude i can't you i like sent up a mess i was like i can't even appreciate tell you how much i
appreciate you like watching every week and like being on it and like doing this so he posts it uh no
he just dms it to me oh wow it's just kind of like our thing he's like i don't watch it but i just
I see it's live.
Look at all these, dude.
Wow, that's crazy, bro.
That's sick.
I love that.
Going all right back.
Holy smokes.
Oh, he's got the classic OG
Xbox G.
But in turn...
February 25th, 2019.
Dang.
But in turn of him doing that,
he's essentially earned his way to...
It's one to be talked about.
Two, free merch.
And three, a direct relationship with you, I guess.
You know, via DM.
Yeah, you earn a...
Yeah, I think so too.
Sometimes I get messages from people that I've responded and put them in like my primary versus general.
Yeah, I've just like responded to them because they're like on the top of my message notifications.
And I've gotten like a couple that like after responding a couple times like, yo, can I use your Lamborghini for prom?
Like things like that.
I'm like, look, man, we ain't that good a friend.
I would say I probably read every DM that comes in.
you know you go through the request and stuff like that he's one day when you're bored you just
take a scroll through it so i always see him don't always respond but snapchat has the best
like us to see something snapchat is the best way to do it respond to a story because it just like
shows up um noah the make-a-wish kid was asking about that he was like how what does it look like
for you on the creator side that was interesting and because he'd commented on my story and like
he didn't say anything about coming anything like that he just oh i want to put the video of
you two fighting and took the audio off and i what do you think these two are you
about you weren't actually fighting but
that was his guess
preface dude
we're downstairs filming
an ad and like we're Ryan and I
are in our offices and all of a sudden you guys are
screaming and it's mostly
just CJ yelling at Ben and we found
laughing yeah we found out that it was because
Ben has the ESPN app on his phone
and he goes do do do do do do
yeah it just ruins the cut
CJ's like bro for one
just turn the audio off in general
but why do you even have ESPN
You don't even watch sports.
You don't even watch sports.
Let alone you're getting a notification about women's soccer.
And Ben's like, it went off once, bro.
You're like, I don't care.
It goes off a lot.
I was being like sarcastically.
Of course.
You know, it wasn't like actually mad, but it was funny.
It was a tough look.
It always does that at the worst time.
Like it was like, nice.
That was a good take.
Did it do it.
We got to do it again.
Well, I mean, I don't know if we would.
You can barely hear it in the back.
So I thought, it's funny that I found out through that argument that it was the ESPN app.
And of course it makes that sound.
It kind of makes sense.
But I thought here Ben wouldn't set his text sound to that sound.
And then had the audacity to turn your sound on.
And I'm like, bro, get over yourself.
And then again, I was like, do you even like sports?
He's getting notifications about like anything, baseball, lacrosse.
I think you could need like edit them if you're like, oh, I really like this.
Timberwolves, I only want those.
No, this guy ain't even reading them.
He just gets it and then he just doesn't even, he just...
It's just an app on your phone.
No, it's just an app on my phone that I'm too lazy to turn the notifications off.
He's too lazy to delete it.
That's the problem.
When's the last time you logged into the ESPN app?
It's not the ESPN app.
Oh, yeah.
It's the Fox app.
And the reason I have the app is because of watching football when we don't have it on
the TV here.
Dang, your boat almost a,
football season. I know. That's why I'm like, I'm so close. I've just dealt with it for the last
nine months. I hear it at least once or twice a day. Once or twice a day. And I just like finally,
I just said, why do you even have it? Because you're not a sports enthusiast. I know it does
make no sense. Yeah, we did a make a wish last Friday and it was so cool. It's so fun.
It was so cool.
Noah was the kid's name, the nicest kid, 13 years old, and his whole family came.
But, yeah, Make a Wish reached out and was like, hey, Noah's a big fan.
You guys helped him a lot while he was in treatment and everything like that, and he would love to meet you guys,
which is, like, the biggest honor because he could have, he could have asked for anything.
Literally gone anywhere, done anything.
Met anyone.
Yeah.
and like that was like one of like the coolest coolest things and he was such a cool kid too
was actually really fun yeah you know you never really know yeah he was a cool kid yeah he was
easy to hang man he was yeah he coordinated you know whole family was great on the dirt bike
did so well never surfed in his life before throws the rope like fifth try I was just too
he was surfing yeah bro you guys were on the track we started riding and like the whole you know how
it is when everybody's watching the mom is there he hopped
on his new pit bike and freaking Evan and Ben and Micah are like top of second tapped just
dusting around the course and he's like you know I mean trying to keep fresh on the bike trying to
keep it was like slow down just like top of first maybe your mid middle second you know like we don't
need to kill the kid first first jump I was trying to keep up with him he was jump yeah he was a ripper
he was ripping he was good in the woods I didn't want to look like a pussy out there either
he was ripping you kept going like this
And I was like, bro, I'm just trying to keep up.
I went like this.
You're supposed to tell me to speed up.
What kind of pit crew is this?
Yeah, we, I end up slowing down on like one of the corners.
And Evan comes up and goes, the fuck was that all about?
I said, yeah, Ryan just threw a yellow flag on us.
What was that about that?
I was like, I don't know.
I just, I didn't want to bring the kid home with any scrapes.
Yeah, no kidding.
No kidding.
Yeah, the parents were watching and the make a wish lady was watching.
Yeah, I don't think generally, they, uh,
put motor sports into.
Like when you guys were ripping in the Lambo,
she said,
what happens on a make a wish,
stays on a make a wish.
And now it doesn't.
And now it doesn't.
We talked about on our podcast,
and it will be in the YouTube video.
It's all right.
It's an honor.
Yeah.
It's an honor.
Yeah, it was.
It sounds good.
It's circling back to what Ryan said.
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