Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Prank War Crimes With Cleetus, Crashed El Camino & Butterfly Doors On CJ's Truck!

Episode Date: September 29, 2026

In today's episode the boys are back from hitting Shredfest as well as Cleetus McFarland's Freedom Factory. Over the weekend Ken breaks Cleetus's toilet & accidentally pulls the parachute in his car. Shred80 tried to lap the pace car during the Crown Vic races, and kept crashing. Then we get into Cleetus trading Ken's car for an electric Challenger, crashing Evan's El Camino, totaling the Drift Denali, putting butterfly doors on Ryan's Corvette and CJ's Raptor, Micah buying another new truck, Amish guys building Bobby's barn, and more. Enjoy! Watch Cleetus's Video: https://youtu.be/YvOnOVPMUsw?si=BMbkL4v5JNwddX5r Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code LWO at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/LWO #Bruntpod Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at square.com/go/wideopen! #squarepod Don't sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code WIDEOPEN at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Who's the coolest YouTuber you ever meant? I'd say Cletus. Not anymore. Dude, he messed up a number of vehicles. Including CJ's Raptor. You guys have all heard the stigma around truck shows. I'd say it's legit. Beauty is pain sometimes, though.

That's what we're running form over function. Our financial crisis from what Cletus did, the boys are down. Big one today, boys. We got a lot to talk about. We do. We have a lot to talk about. And it's, I don't know where to spend heavy. I don't know where to start. It's been heavy.

Yeah, we just got back from doing a 24-hour compound swap with what I thought, our friend Cletus. Not my friend anymore. Not my friend anymore. Right before that, we had our friend Shred 80s and Riches Shredfest. I mean, that's a whole other thing. That is a whole other thing. Yeah, we've been on the move and we just got home to Cormorant.

And, well, it looks a little different than we. when we left it. We're all, we're all just reeling from what happened while we were gone. Bro, this is easily the hardest we've ever been pranked. Collectively, the whole crew,

everybody got hit. Like, I would go as far to say, yeah, yeah, I mean, everyone got hit, some people worse than others.

There's like this baseline that we all collectively took, and then there's individual hits out on everyone except for Mike. Mike got off with, what the fuck? I would say Ben got off super easy, and you also got off super easy, I would say you got off easier than Ben.

I mean, Ken got a new vehicle. Ken just has to go get his car. Well, he's got to go trade his new car back in on his old car. I'm just hoping that they don't sell this thing from under me or doesn't get fucking stolen. Well, if they don't sell it, now you'd be the third owner of that car and it's a BMW. So it's got to be worth fucking nothing. That thing's for sure depreciated. And Evans El Camino, not faring well.

So what we did this? We did this 24-hour compound swap with Cletus. We went down to Florida. He came up here. And we thought it'd be funny. Pull a couple pranks on each other. We figured it followed prank war rules. Yeah, he doesn't understand prank war rules.

No breaking anything. Nothing that can be, you know, everything has to be undone. No financial damage. He committed prank war crimes. Yeah. These are war crimes. I would agree. I would agree.

And starting off, he took Ken's car. and traded it in for possibly the lamest vehicle out there. But Ken thinks is cool. No, a dog chargers are... He said it was kind of cool. They used to be cool when they still had the Hellcat in them. And now they're just the gayest car you can buy. Dude, who made that?

Who made that call? They had to have been let go at this point. Talk about a disconnect, dude. You got the Hellcat. The whole best part about the Challenger and the charger is the motor. And they're like, let's take that part out and make it electric with speakers on the outside when you rev it. But Ken, you are the king of electric cars.

You've had every little electric car has ever been. As Evan would say, that is the most cheetah way you can make a car is it doesn't make any noise, so we're just going to fake it. Yeah, put us two loud speakers. When it starts up, it is loud. It's not like, oh, it makes a little thing. Yeah. It sounds like you're in the

IMAX theater. It does. It's so much worse that it makes noise. Yeah. Like, if you're electric, like, just be silent. Be silent. But to make noise, it's so bad. Just embrace the electric part. Just make it silence so you can just get places. And that's a good point, CJ. Chargers and challengers were never known to be good vehicles.

They just had the best engine. Yeah, that's the right. They just had a hell cap. People weren't like, oh, the chassis. It's such like with the Camaro. Yeah, exactly. That's true. And nobody was like, what a timeless car.

Yeah, style-wise. Yeah. Yeah. So, Ken got pretty bad. Mike somehow completely unscathed. completely skipped over. That's crazy to me. I'll fill you guys in later

why I might not be unscathed in a couple weeks, but as of right now, they did nothing to my shit besides drift my car and do a burn out my truck, which is stuff I already do. You didn't pay them off, did you? I actually didn't. That was a joke. No, I didn't, I haven't even talked to Cleet. Yeah, I don't think it was more than needle for them.

And we're going to go over all the stuff that we discovered today when we went through our compound. And then you guys have already seen the video. We'll fill you in the background of what we did with cleats. But all I talked to Cleet about was, your CT5 Black Wings nuts Love it want one He's like sick

Rip that thing brother That was it Dude he messed up a number of vehicles Arguably everything he touched Like Ben's car on the barge That was That was appropriate Farmless prank

Yeah Little inconvenient But then we get to our shops That's a fair prank That's actually fair prank It's an inconvenience It's crazy It's funny

It's just You're kind of worried about it But went good I mean pretty high High stakes, but still exciting. And, you know, if you do it right, it's fine. I mean, we've done this many times.

That was a 400, the potential of being a $400,000 joke. Yeah, and that's why it's so awesome. But I mean, it's a good thing. Nothing happened to that today when we were undoing it. Because if it had, everything would have been destroyed. We get back to the shop. And Evans-El Camino, which is just back from the tuning shop, has a big ass dent in it. Fucking hit a tree.

Hit a tree. The box is all twisted. I think a dent is an understatement. It's messed up. It's just like totally can be fixed, but as far as we could tell, that was like original 1985 box. Now it's just going to be a shitty part car for the rest of its life. It was so nice, too.

It was so nice, too. I was so stoked. I don't think it's going to be a shitty part car for the rest of it. Well, no, but it's not original anymore, like, which is no different that you'll get to than other people are in the same situation I am. But yeah, you know, it hurt. It hurt me when I saw it, but you were just like... I was just over it.

I've went non-verbal. I've been so excited to drive that thing, and now it's just like... You can still drive it? Well, I mean, I'm not with it all piled up. She's got a dead... It's going to go to the body shop. They always look perfect. Run it and fix it this winter.

I mean, to be fair, I have pretty much everything has some kind of, like, imperfection. I mean, you can drive it with the dent. I'd say the bigger problem is how... that dent happened, the wheel fell off. No, the wheel fell off. No. He said the wheel fell off and then he hit the tree.

He hit the tree and then he figured the impact busted some lug nuts. The wheel fell off after he hit the tree. He continued whipping it after hitting the tree. Then the wheel fell off. Dude, those guys are so hard on vehicles. And when yeah, holy shit. I thought we were hard on

according to Biggs. Who doesn't stop after hitting the tree? It would have been the impact from the tree probably barred your lug nuts. nuts. Yeah. Off. And when Evan's referring to he, that would be none other than Squirrel McNutt. Apparently that happened.

Clearly that Hellcat has, Helciman has a lot of power. That happened like a minute in driving it, which is just, come on. Man, they made fast work of really all their damages. They launched that untouched, nice crown Vic we had that we were going to do that awesome bit with into the trees. No, they did not. What? Jake did that. Dude, Jake took full advantage of them being here.

that all together. Well, Jake filled it up with hydro mulch. You're right. That was Jake's Crown Vic, though, wasn't it? No, that was our Crown Vic. Yeah, that was ours. Ben, you filled them in. That was kind of a...

Yeah, so... Prank from a far. The trees, too, those trees are never going to grow back. Knowing that he was coming here, I hit up Jake and I said, yo, we should... You should mess with Cletus while he's at our compound.

I totally forgot that Jake's a little weasel rat piece of shit. Sorry, Jake. So he did. He did mess with him. But then he also put my car on the barge. I think that was Jake's doing. But Cletus was, he flew in.

He flew into like our little municipal airport. And then they have courtesy cars left at these airports that the airport owns. And then if you fly in on a plane, you can just use the courtesy car to like get around knowing that, you know, your plane is sitting there. You're probably not going to mess this courtesy car up. They're typically not that nice cars. They're not that nice. But it's kind of, it's like an airport respect. thing. Yeah, it's wheels.

Yep. I knew that he was going to fly in, and I told Jake, yo, we'll leave one of our cars there, and then when Cleetus takes it from the airport, brings it to the shop, he's going to think that this is the airport's car. You come over and you mess with this car. To, like, basically pull a prank on Cleet

while he's here of him being like, don't fuck up that car. That's the airport's car. I'm responsible for it. Jake messes up the car. Cleet just gets got. Yeah. And that's exactly what Jake did. He brings it over.

Jake fills the entire car up with hydro mulch. That guy just loves to pull out that hydroceeter. He loves a hydroceeter. You know what he pulls in. He's going to be so sad if his daddy ever sells that business. So he pulls in, fills it up, and then I guess clearly pretty surprised. At some point, they decided, well, let's ghost drive this thing off of the bowl ledge into the trees. where now she's totaled and piled up.

It took out a pretty good row of trees, too. It did. It did. It cleared some trees out. And Crownvix are getting expensive, thanks to Cleet. So they're hard to find. That was like a $5,000 hit right there. Yeah.

We got, God. Then the drift car, the drift nolly. The drift nolly. He jumped the drift nallie out of the... It's a drift car. Out of the bowl. Like, we left the TRX there thinking, like, oh, they could, like, jump that and do whatever with that.

well no they decided to jump the drift nollie and it it just like totaled it out right i will say it just bent everything everything they hit it was personal to us we had so many vehicles so we're like have adam have yourself a time brother and he he just went to everything we loved including cj's raptor which he loves more than they should have jumped my raptor not the drift nolly and they should have put the doors on the drift nalli would have fit better that would have been sweet. Burn the tires off the Driff Nolly. They just jumped it.

Yeah, they didn't even burn my tires off my Raptor. They just stabbed them. Yeah, true. They could have at least done to burn. Like, for real, dude, if you're going to just waste a good set of tires, at least burn them off. At least burn them off. After that, we pull into our shop, the outside of it is painted in the shittiest American flag you've ever seen in your life.

Bro, it looks like a freaking blind man painted that thing. And the worst part is Cleetus's shop is American flag. Like, the American flag objectively looks really cool. We love America. Yeah, and I love big ass American flag. If it was the first time it's ever been done, I would absolutely love it. I'd be like, fuck, yeah, this is our new thing. Let's run this.

Like, we got to get this perfect. But it's like, that's his thing. And now we're just like fucking junior over here. That's lame as hell. We can't run that, dude. It looks like we're larping him. It looks like we're trying to be like some of these other YouTube channels that freaking copy all of our shit.

I still love it. I know. I'm not saying that you can't love it. I'm not saying, yeah, like, I love it. Like, and I know this isn't, we're not going to do this.

I love it so much. I've always loved Cleatis. I love taking pictures, cars in front of it. Like, I love it so much. American flag is like, I'm saying it looks sick.

It looks so good. But the, but the downfall, it'd be like if we went to his shop and then completely renovated his shop in red shipping containers and put wood walls above and put life wide open on it. He's not going to run that.

Yeah, he'd be like, oh yeah, of course we're going to get, of course we're going to get rid of the Cletus logos. But then, That's what he's saying. Like every video he starts out, it would look like ours.

I think you're missing maybe the point. I guess, no. Of like, if somebody doesn't watch this video and then they skip that video, and then they open up and we're standing in front of it. They're going to be like, holy shit, these guys want to be. If we were the first people with American Flagg painted shop, I would say this is our thing. We are running this.

All I'm saying is if it were me, I would leave it. I just wanted to get that out there. We have controversial opinion. That's what this podcast is all about. I think we just leave it for a good month or two. We'll tell we financially fucking recover. Yeah, we're going to have to... We're going to have to try.

We got so many things that need to be fixed. And some of them aren't fixable, like my Raptor. It's not fixable. Cleet and squirrels, what do they call? They cut my body. They cut the body of my $130,000 Ford Raptor R and put these... So you have to get new fenders. I think it's just the fenders.

Yeah. Just like the commo. You just need new fenders. Can you? Yeah. There you go. That's it? That's nice.

As Cleez would say, you have now been blessed. Yeah, blessed. Yeah, that was funny. We were blessed. CJ calls him and he just goes, just got blessed, brother. Dude, honestly, I told Jack, I actually predicted that he was going to paint our shop,

like the American flag. And I also predicted he was going to put Lambador's on Ryan's Corvette, which I didn't tell anyone else other than Jack, and he can back me up. I didn't think even for a second he would put, Lambo doors on my Raptor because why would they ever make Lambo Dors for a Raptor?

I don't know who gotta be. What budget meeting was that thing? I think it's the first one. This is what I thought they did to my Raptor. I thought they would have burned the tires off. I thought maybe they like literally mudded it

so hard that like there was mud over the hood. I thought maybe they just buried it. I don't know. Like something like that. And then I just come in and it looks like I'd be hanging with Dalton at a truck show. Dalton did say he'd buy it from you.

He likes it, of course. Yeah, but he, of course, is like thinking I'm going to sell it for like half price now. When it's really worth double. If you're asking Cleas, but yeah. He does need a truck, though, since he blew his up. Yeah. Just throwing that out there. CJ, you have the first Rapture are with, with butterfly doors.

Dude, honestly, it's the most unique rig on the road. I hate it, but I do love that part. I do love that part. I think it looks terrible. It's squatted. It's got these wheels, like... The squatted was a nice touch. 17, I'd maybe think it was cool.

But even if I was 17, I wouldn't think Lambo Doors on a pickup is cool. But like the wheel part, the wheels look kind of cool. And it looks nice. It does with the green. Like, it's a sweet looking ride. Definitely going to be controversial. Dude, I got to show you guys this. So I came across T. Payne.

He just built the new Raptor R, right? Did he put Butterfly doors on? He did not. He probably should have given the look of this thing. I'm just going to leave this up. I'll let you guys interpret how this. This is the most insane looking raptor I've ever seen. Holy shit, that's an ugly color.

I'm trying not to hate here, Bull. Now I don't even have the gayest Raptor R. Look at that thing. What are we doing? I don't know. I think it maybe looks a little bit better than C.J. It actually does. Oh, my gosh.

You're running a pretty similar setup, though. His looks more off-roady. He still has suspension, which is nice. I have no suspension in the rear. Yeah, he did take your suspension out. What was he going for here? I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes things just don't come out as nice.

I don't know. I mean, the more I'm looking at it, I'm just like, dang, like, I got to go to some truck shows with this thing. Yeah, you have to. You do. I'm just going to have to pull out. I thought you were going to say the dealership and buy a new one. I'm not going to be able to trade that thing in at the dealership. There's no chance.

You're going to find, like, a quarter of a guy. Yeah. Like, that's the kind of guy that would love to throw 19 subs in the back of it and pull up to the show. I think it actually would. look sick for that. What I need to do is just go to another lifted truck nationals with my Raptor and sell it there. That's true. I probably

go to sell it there. Dude, I think there's a market out there. Maybe not around us but after going to Shreddfest South Man. They love that stuff. They do love that shit. They're riding with like just the back left rear shock completely out just so it rides like this. I don't know, even in Florida too.

Talking to Slick Steve, he was like talking about his sister's boyfriend that actually likes the squad of truck. He was like, no, I don't know what's wrong with him, but he actually likes it. I was like, he's got to be joking. He's like, no, he's not. He actually likes it.

So there's a market for it. Dude, it's definitely baller, and it's definitely going to get a lot of attention, but I don't know if I'm trying to be either of those things. I've been thinking that when I pull up to just, you know, taking my girlfriend out for dinner. Yeah, you're going to have to flex on everyone. And then the doors go,

that is the worst part dude and they open up he got my he got my damn vet too and people already shit on the vet for trying to look like a Ferrari or a Lamborghini or something like that and now it looks like I'm really trying I might as well throw a ZR1 wing on it and a ZR1 hood and just look like a total fake

well you've always wanted a McLaren Ryan I have I have you might have just saved you some money but it's like oh I always wanted a Lamborghini so I put Butterfly doors on my Civic. Yeah, we got punked, man. We got pumped hard. Apparently the doors are, like, once you go to them, you can't go back.

Irreversible. A lot of cutting. I don't believe it, but. You're the only person that doesn't fucking believe that they're irreversible. They told us that when we were in Florida. Dude, have you guys seen what Big Ranch does? Like, how you guys really think that it can't go back? Irreversible in the way that you do not have to purchase new vendors and paint match the whole rest of the front of your car back together.

I mean, there's quite a bit of fiberglass work. To your, like, frame, bro. Exactly. Then I guess we're on the same page there. I think you do need new fenders. That's what we were saying. It's a very, a very difficult reversal process. I don't know if fenders are going to fix it.

But as Big Rentrencher would say, anything is possible. Anything is possible, but just... It's not going to be the same. It's just not going to be the same. Things are just not the same. No, that's his new form, though. You guys just got to come to terms of it. Yeah, no.

I understand that. If I can just swap the wheels and at least go back to stock suspension so I can actually drive it. Fucking drive the pickup like it is a pickup, not just crawl around at the mall and try to stand out front of it in front of gas stations. Then I'll be happy. I'll just run the doors. It is what it is.

Zach was telling me and his boys were telling me, they're like, before I even knew this got done in my Raptor and before they didn't know either. It was probably literally while it was happening. Probably. Yeah, probably. They didn't know what was going on when we were in Florida because I'm sure, you know, Police didn't want to spoil anything. He told me that when they put the Lambo doors on any of those vehicles, that they leak

water now because they don't seal right. Makes sense. And they also said, you can't fix it. There's no going back. Even though Mike disagrees, he's the only person. I do. Yeah, I mean, I disagree too. It's going to be expensive, but you 100% could put it back to unnoticeable.

I'm just going to run the Lambo doors. It is what it is. I think I am, too. Dude, it's its new form. Yeah. Yeah. And the thing is, is, you know, maybe it made my vet cooler. I don't think so. But I would never do it myself. But the fact that Cletus flew a few thousand miles and that's what he thought I needed, that I got Habachi autoed and they fixed my vet up, I guess.

The nice thing with your car, Ryan, is like people that are non-car guys might just see it and think like, wow, like that car is really nice. Me, no one's going to think that's how it's supposed to be. That's true. That's true. They could have at least done it to my Lambo. It almost would have made sense. Yeah. I actually looked into them. They did.

Bam had them on his. Are they like crazy expensive? No, not that expensive. Similar to probably what's... Basically everything I read was they just don't fit that good. And it's only going to depreciate... Believe me.

They don't get that good. They don't. Sometimes it's like not perfect and it hits like the paint and it's like, boom, and then it bounces back. You also had a little bit of aggressive rage when trying to... Climbing that shit. You want us to have to do like a freaking special clothes every time.

It's like a multi-step system to get those doors closed. You can't just hop in, hop out. Beauty is pain sometimes, though. Says you, Ken. Beauty is pain. What the fuck does that mean? Flamador's are nice, so it's just not practical. That's what Ken says when he puts his skinny pants on.

Can't feel his nuts at the end of the day. But he's like, beauty's pain. Yeah, so it didn't stop there. I mean, you know, blew the tires off the Miata and the fenders with it. And damn, that makes sense. That's great. Yeah. And started the drift truck on fire.

Hot. Yeah, they said they drove that thing so hard. Big wrenches even like, that thing got so abused yesterday. You get to the hood is like melted down. It looks like it started on fire because around the exhaust pipe got so hot. Like the wrap melted away. Yep. So I guess really the main issue with all of this, like we can take a prank. Actually, we love that he pranked us because it's good entertainment. We love it. That was part of the deal. Because we shay, tushay. The only issue that is really eating us up is that he went harder than we did. That's the only problem. Ultimately, because we were being very respectful. We were being respectful. All the stuff we did wasn't permanent damage. It was more so like really clever, like things. that asphalt, we accidentally ripped up.

That wasn't us. Oh, I don't feel bad about that anymore. They already fixed it, too. That wasn't us, and that's an easy fix. And we blew up a Crown Vic, which happens literally daily all the time. I was like one of the worst Crown Vicks they had. So really what's eaten us alive is that we didn't go harder. I know.

But it's the worst part is that we wish we would have just really caused some pain. Yeah. I was nervous driving that super like, man, I really don't want to mess it up. Now I would not give one. shit. I would push. Because Evan said at one point he goes, I wish you would have taken a shit in a soup or now.

He haven't said that. After Evan saw the El Camino banged up, he goes, I wish I would have shit in the front seat of the soup, bro. Maybe under the floor mat, so he doesn't find it right away. But there is one thing we did possibly permanently damage and that's at Cletus's house.

You guys were gone because you had to leave early on the other. What happened? So. Yeah, I want to hear about this. Oh my god. Here we're at Cletus. We all are so sweaty because we've been, it's like 96 degrees. We've been outside since seven running hard. Big humidity. It's not like 8 o'clock. Our shirts are stained from sweat. We stink so bad. And Cleetis, we're having a party at Cleatis House. All of his workers, his friends, they're there, their wives are there. Mariotti band. Everybody else is like dressed up nice and clean. Marriacci band. We got food. like this really amazing barbecue Ken of course has to go to the bathroom

so we're trying not to go in his house because we are so dirty and sweaty I didn't go I didn't step in his house dude you gotta start we're sitting outside you just see like Ken and Maddie like go in the windows and we're like they're going back and forth of course Ken would be in the house like can we just keep

our mess outside yeah but then it was that she's pregnant bro just let her do her thing but then it was the nice farmer farmer fellow that came up and gave you the tip right like what did he Gary Farmer. Hey, your buddy broke the toilet inside. What the hell did you do? First of all, fucking we should have broke all the toilets.

But now knowing what we know, but not knowing what we know, what did you do? So they've got these fucking fancy-ass high-tech toilets. First of all, you're in a glasshouse on that one, Ken. You should know. Ken was like, yeah, I started unplugging the remote. He knew the toilet. Can I? When he explained it to us, he goes, this is a whatever model.

Let me talk. Let me talk. They cannot flush if they don't have power. So the circuit breaker on the thing tripped So I'm like You took such a big shit You broke the power on it? He broke the power He took a huge huge shit

He blew the breaker He was sitting in there trying to get it to flush for a while And before he basically decides to go out And ask Maddie for help Dude he piled that shit up so heavy He blew the breaker on it Oh my god So then Maddie has to go in

She's like plugging her nose and shit Like How do you blow a breaker from a big shit? The circuit breaker was blown before I even got in there Yeah The water came That's what everybody says every time the toilet's plugged. Well, it was plugged when I got here.

So Ken blows up the toilet. We're sitting outside. The whole front of the house is glass. And we're just seeing Ken stand over here and then frantically walk across the house. And then Maddie would run after him. They'd get to this side. They'd do something in like the little closet over there. And then they'd run back over.

And like like actually running. At that point, I thought water was overflowing. The way you, they were moving so quick. I was like, are they grabbing paper towels? Like, what is going on? So we like kind of peep our head. What's going on? Oh, the toilet's broken, this, that.

Oh, my God. And then they end up getting it. They did, you did end up getting it. But the funniest part was Dalton did jump in there. And he said Ken, like, was very courteous in the fact that he like took a bunch of the toilet paper and like laid it flat. So you couldn't see how big a damn car. Honestly, that's, that is courteous. Did his children have to sleep in a different house?

because it was a freaking crime scene. Maddie did end up calling 911. I bet. No, literally flipped the breaker and everything was good. It was great after dinner entertainment for the whole party, though. Everyone's watching through their last windows.

After seeing what Cletus did to us, though, I wish I wouldn't have said a word. I wish I would have just walked the way. Dude, you should have upper decked it. Yeah, you should have, oh, fuck, we should have upper decked one of his toilets for sure. I don't know anyone who's actually done it. I'm assuming.

Big wrench has done it. Really? Never mind. Send corrected. Evan one was the last time you Upper Decked I've actually not done it I've just always wanted too badly

aggressive So yeah who did Big Ranch Upper Deck Okay so it was either Big Ranch or someone on his team But it was involved with his snow Oh yeah yeah Shenanigans But I'm pretty sure I think he did it

But if it wasn't him it was someone he was Do you do it to cohorts with Beep this out but I think he did so Who did Big Ranch Classic in one of his rental houses That they were like staying in Like the race team was staying in it and he owned it and Big Ranch

Opper Dect him? Because he hated him so much? I don't know. Or he loved him that much and he loved to mess with him. I don't know. Oh my God. Anyway, he definitely, he won this one. He won this one for sure. And I guess really the only thing that's like

gonna like make a sleep good at night is knowing that there will be a second part to this whole compound swap when we run it back next year. And the bar has been raised. And he raised it. He raised it. And so... I say we take those...

We put his cars back in shipping containers and we put them on a boat and we send them to another country. I like the sounds of that. I want to do like the airbag under the driver's seat so as soon as they try to start my al-cino fires them straight up into the roof. Oh, we booby-trapped the boat.

Oh, yeah, everything's booby-trap. Yeah, we got to go... Electric shock to the doorknobs. We better stop more brainstorming here. Now that I say it out loud, though, I mean, I am kind of concerned of what they can think of over the span of a year. Yeah.

I'm sure whatever they can come up with, we can come up with something worse. Honestly, they're probably thinking like, how could we want up what we did? Right. Like, they went so hard and hats off to them. Tusha. That's true. We have some room to run. We have a lot of room to run.

We have a lot of run away left. We were really like, oh, is this too far? And like, we were feeling it out. We were, you know, maybe we just are too respectful. Well, we have different, like. We're just too. category of vehicles. Like, Cletus's race cars

are worth a lot of money, and we did have free rain, but I... I think we were all just nervous driving them because they were so gnarly, like... The motor alone is worth more than the drift gnawley, you know, in that aspect, stuff like that. That's true.

They probably looked at Evans Al Camino, like, this thing's a piece of garbage. They looked at the drift gnawley, and they were like, oh, my God, we can do whatever we want with this. Crash it. Fuck, that's tough. On another note, it was really cool getting a drag race, some of Cletus's rigs.

It was sick. Evan loves Supras. That Super he's got, it's got a lot of power. And you, you drove it hard. I drove Ruby. You drove... She did it a fucking wheelie. Both you guys didn't wheelie.

I mean, that's pretty damn cool. I broke 170 miles an hour, which I hadn't done before. I haven't either. I've never gone that. They thought apparently... They thought you went to... That car will do 170 on a good drag by the finish line. but I hit it at like a 40 roll

and they said that I went way long, I stayed in it way longer than I should have. So they're like, you were definitely going faster than... Gosh, that's sick. You were supposed to be. Yeah.

That's what I was told. I obviously wasn't really reading the spedometer I was going down, but they said I made him nervous that I was going to end up in the field at the end. Well, Mike almost did. Which I got up on the binders pretty hard. Ken drove Ruby over from the shop

to the drag strip and then accidentally hit the shoot out on the highway. That was pretty funny. Which was funny. And then I'm driving and it, yeah, it was by far the fastest I've ever been in a car. And I'm like, holy shit. I need to stop pretty fast. And so I'm looking for the parachute. And it's kind of almost distracting me from pressing the brakes harder than it. You almost hit me? No, I just, I almost, I literally stopped at the grass. And it's just like, how bad would it have been if I, like, it's one thing to like go too fast and pile up and hit the wall. But it's another thing to just like overshoot the end. I was driving that thing.

I'm sorry. I meant when you were coming down the road, I, I mean, I meant when you were coming down the road, I I thought maybe you ran to me because Ken's driving down the highway with a deployed parachute. When I was driving, I think, those brakes are stiff. Like, you got to put a ton of pressure on that thing. And I just, I was pussyfoot in the brakes, I guess. So we go to the drag strip in these super fast drag cars. It's not really something you can just beat on. You just, like, you're just like, you have to do it, right?

And all you're thinking is, I hope I don't for some reason, like, lose traction and send this thing into the wall. Like it wasn't really like as much of a playful Like we and it was it all went great and we actually ran some good times Yeah But it wasn't like a mess around thing You know you have to really respect that amount of horsepower and speed I regret not just putting that thing right on the wall right at like the The start and just doing a quarter mile on the wall

Big regrets there Oops Honestly it was still fun yeah I think we did really good and we have tons of room left for next time. And if anybody else in, like, the YouTube community wants to do a compound swap with us, we haven't tarnished our name. Yeah, that's true. What we'll do to them?

I would not recommend. Who the hell is going to swap with Cletus at this point? Like, the thing is, like, I think we went really hard, but we just had a boundary of, like, not messing anything up. Yeah, we actually didn't cost him really. Yeah, like, he just had to basically undo stuff, you know? Yeah, I mean, like, I blew the, you know. super charge of belt on the black wing.

It's like 50 bucks. Yeah, it's like no big deal. Fresh one in the back seat. Yeah, it happens all the time. It's like 50 bucks. And then one Crown Vic and that was it. We should have started that Crown Vic on fire. I would argue my Crown Vic was pretty twisted up. But they have like a whole Crown Vic restoration shop there. So, you know, they'll put it back

together. I mean, obviously we've seen that before. But it is cool. They just literally have a shop dedicated to souping up and returning Crown Vicks back to life. It's all they do. Do we want to move on to Shredfest? I would be down.

Because my God, was that. Something else. That was a blast. That was a great time. That was a really good time. Our first truck show, and obviously you guys have all heard, you know, the stereotypes that go with it, the stigma around truck shows. I'd say it's legit. My truck would have fit in perfectly there.

Yeah, my truck would have been, people would have loved that crap there. The cool thing is, is that, like, yeah. Might of one. There was a lot of walks of life as far as trucks go, and, like, they all fit in. I mean, honestly, I like the kids. They were nice kids. They were just young kids. And what we did say driving around, you know, it was cool seeing all trucks.

There's a lot of work gone into them. There's a lot of time and heart. And would I do it on my own to my own truck, even though I now have a truck that looks like there? Do what? No. Squat it out. Throw a $15,000. set of wheels on when my whole truck needs a new paint job.

But that's what you do. And the way we did chalk it up, someone asked me about it, like, if I, what I thought about all the trucks. And I was just like, honestly, dude, if I was like 22 or younger, I would have probably thought all of these were awesome. And I did think they were cool. So many different. Like every walk of trucks was there.

So I'm not sure exactly which ones you're talking about. But they, I feel like they had trucks for like, no matter what your taste was. I wrote in one of the trucks that was doing. in like burnout lane. And let's see what it was called. Money Pit. Classic. Money Pit.

That's what the truck was called. It had a, it had a, like a cowhide headliner. Oh. Love that. And then it had a Louis Vuitton steering wheel cover.

That's kind of what I'm saying. And I hopped in and I was like, bro, you got to delete these tires. And he did exactly that. He did a burnout for like two, two to three minutes. It was one of the better ones. That looks like he's.

He's having the time. I was loving it, bro. I was loving it. This is the embodiment. Like, we were like, wait a second. Look, look, I throw it. There it is. Fun.

There it is. I threw it. Hey, look back. Fredfest is lit, bro. Dude, we were hiked when we saw you in the truck. Did you know I was coming? They did? No.

No, even better. We were just kind of watching, taking it all in. And then everyone was like, that's Ben. That's Ben. Dude, that thing does do nasty burnout. Yeah, he did a crazy burnout.

And, you know, another cool part about all of this is that the only rule, really was like, respectful. You know, they obviously don't want people hitting limiters till 3 a.m., but that's what was happening. They didn't want people riding their dirt bikes up and down, like, the pits, but that's what was happening. Burnouts everywhere. And I think my takeaway from it is how do these people afford, they come there, and they just blow their shit up. They blow their wheels up. They blow their transmissions. They blow their motors. They blow their headgaskets. They blow their turbos. And they just come back and do it all over again next year. Dude, it was a crazy time. It was fun. It was just

just a lot of fun. Yeah. Cruising around, seeing everybody, and you're right, there was all walks of life. The Crown Vic race was pretty fun on dirt. I really enjoyed that. I think at some point in our career, we need some sort of oval track. That was a lot of fun. It was different than asphalt.

And Ryan, myself, and Ev got to drive in it. Pretty good odds for the boys. None of us pulled to tub. Ev, you get behind the wheel of a Crown Vic and your racing abilities just go out the window. Wait until you watch the footage. My car, like, didn't run. It was down a cylinder. Oh, really?

When it would... Maybe that was Shreddy. It would limp out. It would hit hard for a couple laps. And then if you pushed it too hard, it would literally just... I don't know. Hopefully the GoPro picks it up. I'm not going to try to recreate the noise it was making.

But I'm going to suggest it would be like six or seven cylinders firing. Was it before when you guys were doing the qualifying? And everyone is following the pace car. And then Shreds was just... Yeah, dude. Shreds was like racing the pace car. He was beating, he was like lapping everyone on like the, just like the pace lap for qualifying. It's the parade lap and he's like, just driving on the inside, cutting people off.

He was under caution. He was like full-based. The sake of shreds, I'm just not even going to say what I'm thinking, but he knows what I want to say about him. Dude, I mean, to be fair, it was Gab's event. He can and Rich, our buddy Rich. He can do whatever he wants. And he did. And he's the greatest entertainer, dude.

I mean, he's out here. He's trying to entertain the people, you know, at all cost. So much to the point where when you guys were going around, Gap found where we were standing on the infield, right? And he would like, every time he'd drive by us, he'd like swerve or like cut someone off or do something because he knew we were like hyping him up. Come on, Gap, do something. And then towards the end, he was so far in the back.

Like, he wasn't even in the same race as you guys. He was lap traffic. He started drifting into the table. tires that they had set up. He actually ran into it head on. He hit it twice. Oh my God. So he hit it with his rear end. And the whole time Rich is over there like,

if he fucks up that Crown Vic, that's coming out of his half of the paycheck. Because they had to like, they had to pay for all the damages done to the Crown Vicks. And so Rich is like, what are you doing? Because pretty soon he just, he was hitting these tires on purpose.

Just to fire us up. And he was doing exactly that. and Rich was rich was fired up too I was flashing back to the driver's meeting when Gab's like since he knew he was on the line he's like guys seriously seriously drive safe out there it's not a demolition derby

and then I'm like looking at him smashing the shit out of his car then at the end of the race his car was actually mangled Robbie goes it looks like you just bought a crown Vic brother and then he's like okay okay it's fair enough can I do a burnout with it I'm like he just said you bought it

so rip it and you did he did He smoked out the entire crowd yeah one thing though um like on the second day they did like the truck burnout competition and there was probably what 50 trucks that came through that yeah and each truck goes until they blows their tires like at a certain point a burnout to burn out and holy crap was there so much smoke it's to stand out no but what i'm saying there of course a burnout to burnout but that's how you do good yeah is you do something

Dude, the thing that stood out to me was one kid that put his truck up against the wall, got it up to 120 and then turned cruise control on, and then hopped out and he was hopping around and like running around the pit after his, as his truck was going, 120 miles

per hour up against the wall. I'd be crazy if it hopped up it or something. Oh, that's been horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine? I didn't think of that. Dude, that was so... That was entertaining. That one stood out. Rich had his big military truck that you guys were all chilling. I was down on the other side, where the smoke was going the opposite of it, and I watch it cover you guys,

come to find out later. Evans up there yacking because they're literally breathing it. Yeah, how about that, Ev? That was crazy. Yeah, well, like, Duke and CJ were just like, oh, we can't take the smoke anymore. We got to get down from here. And I was ready to tap out too,

but I was going to stay a little longer, so I was kind of talking shit, it's fine, it's fine. And I literally, like, inhale some tires spine. And just, like, it just straight triggers a guy. Just yack all over the hood of Rich's truck. straight off the roof down onto the hood. Bro, when Evan threw up,

it was like a solid. Does he even got the video? Yeah, I'm going to pull it up right now. It makes me giggle. Dude, Duke came back and couldn't believe what he just watched. He was like, bro, Evan was chirping me for leaving, and then he threw up right in front of me. Nasty.

Why this part is there was no warning? You weren't like, oh, I don't feel good. It was just, I felt fine. It was literally just that smoke was so thick. Dude, Rich is a good promoter. Like, that was a good ass event. It really was fun, bro. Yeah, they know what to throw.

Yeah, it was sick. Yeah, you had, like, you know, that was all Rich is doing, getting the concrete Cowboys there. And that, that was really cool, too. He's working on another one in the winter. Yeah, you had a meeting yesterday in Arizona. I forget at which Speedway, but it's crazy to see unfold. Like, what live events are, you know, they're being hosted.

buy YouTubers. Dude, we got to any more races we go to. I can't either, dude. I'm looking at. I just literally can't believe that's our shop. We're going to have to paint over that cleat of stuff asap. Yeah. Yeah. It does kind of go hard.

No free plugs. You've done enough damage. My shit goes pretty up. Dude, look at CJ. I'm not gonna a lie. Oh yeah. Dumb hard. It looks like a show truck. It does. It looks like I should have it at it. Whatever the next show is and like the whole time I'm just wiping it down

with instant detailer. It doesn't look real looking at it in a picture. It looks like it's out of a video game. The wheels do go hard on it. They do. This has got to be its new form, bro. You just leave it. You have a G-wagon, just drive your G-wagon,

and this is your show truck. This is its new form. I can't go back. Perfect. I think you've got to leave it and you got to run it. The only issue is, I don't know if I'll ever be able to sell this thing. Well, that doesn't sound like an issue. As long as you just accept it,

now it's just your reality. It's all about perception. Some, what, fender lights or wheel lights, whatever they're here? Rock lights for sure. And then fill, you got a tunnel cover. Fill the box with speakers. The way I see it, the build has just begun. I'm already trying to look at new trucks, but we're poor.

So now I'm like, get yourself a $5,000 Chevy. They make them every day. I know. Or at least pop up a marketplace every day. It's cool, but it's also concerning. Just maybe our acceptance of like how okay I was seeing my car

out on this barge. You were happy. It wasn't broken. I know. I know. That's the thing. You had the best one. I'll trade you for that. I was happy with it, but maybe it's just like we've seen our vehicles in like the most messed up scenarios. Not like this, Ben. Yeah, man. I don't know. You've kind of

on your own. He's an all-time high for everybody. He got rid off so easy along with Mike. Well, for Ben, Ken. Wow. Ryan on this couch. Realistically, mine isn't that bad. It just sucks. Just sucks. But like, CJ and Ryan's, it's going to take some serious finessing.

I don't think it'll ever be as good as stock again. Well, Ryan, this is what you get for pulling pranks, all right? You're being a prankster, now you got pranked, all right? I've been telling you. I've been telling you that this is going to come back to bite you. Ryan's been a background prankster for a while. I'm always peripheral to the pranks. I've been telling you, Ryan, you can't keep pranking people.

The thing that I'm most upset about is everybody else got a note. I didn't get a note. Yeah, it was just... It just hurt. It was like mine wasn't even personal. You should have got a note. You should have gotten a note. You should have got a note that said, sorry.

Like $20 or something on it. A $20 bill slapped to that thing. It would have been funny. Dude, honestly, I don't really like it. I'm not really mad about it. I'm just like, damn. Just coming to terms. It's just what it is.

But I accept it. That's just part of the game, man. If you're going to play pranks, you've got to learn how to take them, too. So... Yeah. And it does make me feel a lot better knowing that Cleetus paid $30,000 to have the front of our shop painted. So hard.

He got rid off. He got absolutely swanked. So hard. And that makes me feel pretty good. That does help. It does lighten the sting. It does, doesn't it? Does it really reverse your doors, Brian?

No. No, it doesn't really reverse my doors at all. But, yeah. At least when I drive into the shop and go, Jesus. It won't, it'll hurt or less than that sting. We do have a collab t-shirt live, Freedom Factory X, C-Boys TV. If you could buy it, that would be great. That would help our scenario that we're in right now, our financial crisis from what Cleas did.

The boys are down. So yeah, support us. Buy a t-shirt. It would be nice. We need it now more than ever. Play the Sarah McLaughlin music. Are we, uh, the talking, about that yet? No, I don't think we can. We've got a plan. No, yeah, I don't think we can go public

with that yet. Damn. Being I'm a figures guy. Is this a six figure swank? Yeah, it's bad. Is this also a bad? Mid-six fingers. Bad time to say that I just bought a new truck. Approaching seven? No, thankfully not that. Is it approaching? Is it a bad time? It's literally mid-six. Probably a bad time then, huh? No, you could say it. Okay. Well, I just bought a Mike's not in a financial crisis. Money Mike never. He's working on it, though. Yeah. Jesus. Two trucks a month. I know. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's how it goes. The same for when I got my Viper, you know, the truck there.

But I always... Yeah, no shirts will get you entered for our giveaway, which is going on right now. This is true. Mike, you love a good pickup truck that is just... You could call it. You should buy mine. Different. I actually am capped out on trucks.

Fuck. Yeah, I am. I mean, I didn't prank you guys. But we were all flying from lifted truck nationals to Sarasota to where Cletas is. And then I was like, boys, I missed my flight. I fell asleep. and then you guys are like idiot it's pretty believable

so dumb yeah because that would be the second time he's done it not even a second thought of course believable for sure but I was actually flying to West Palm to jet ski Rines shadow six who side by side jet ski typhoon thing

he has the mega wrecks and before I bought my ram you had I was about to buy or he offered to sell it to me I said ah dude I just sent the money for the ram fast forward to now we're giving away my ram and I was like gosh it seems like the most insane

thing to like buy this truck just for the lore but it was kind of like that i wanted to pull up in it and go oh i loved everything about that ram boys but it's just a little small the forties were a little small so then i pull up to cletus's the next morning you guys were wondering where i was and it's a megarex it's on 46s it's f through 50 it's going to be impractical as hell but it's going to be great can you drive that thing in the winter we'll find out here that's also funny well because like the tires are So military. Yeah, like, they're so chunky. And I was like, hard rubber, yeah.

I was voicing that to Jetsky Ryan that I was a little concerned. I'm like, it's probably going to be horrible on the ice. He goes, now that thing's great. I'm like, bro, you live in Florida. Better run all that fuel through it before winter. True. Yeah, for sure. So then my thought was, maybe this is a weird thing, but you know how they like

cyped tires, like race car people? They sip tires. I'm like, what if I sipped lines? I know that's not legal in Minnesota, but yeah. The whole rates a truck on 46 is. You can't get like a decent tire, but... From what I looked up, there's just that one option. They don't make ridge grapplers in 46s.

You always got this one-off truck mic that's just like... Pretty impractical, but cool. They're always cool. I'll give you that. So, it's at Cletus's right now. I wasn't going to drive it back 30 hours. So then I called the homie at Glass Life and I was like, can we do a new livery on it? And he's like, yes, I'm headed that way. I'll pick it out the 24th of September.

So shortly after this comes out. so if he gets it hopefully before Cleetus gets a hold of it but we were just no that truck is going to be blessed yeah I know so as you're right I hope they do

they better bless that thing so then honestly CJ and Ryan I know how you feel now because as soon as he said don't worry brother we'll bless it I was like oh please don't please don't they turn it

and make it a small truck yeah yeah that'd be funny oh fuck CJ that's why Cleetus text us and said have a blessed day gentlemen yesterday morning.

Gosh, dang. So yeah, we'll see. I was like, yeah, guys have it. You can drive it, you can jump it, whatever. But I don't want Lambo doors on it. Dude, I wouldn't tell them that. I wouldn't tell them that. They will.

Mike, you just spoke that into existence. That's fine. I told them that because I thought it was fine. I didn't say they could put Lambo doors. Mike, what I'm saying is I don't think it is fine. Well, it has Carly suspension. I don't think that matters. Like you're telling me.

Yeah, it is. I think they're going to do. It is. I think they're going to do their worst, actually. I mean, all right. Nothing that can't be undone. I don't know. It's hard to say with those guys at this point.

It really is hard to say. It's really hard to say. I used to just think the world. So that's why. But now I'm having second thoughts. They might just disassemble your truck and UPS it to you one part of the time. I used to say when people would ask, who's the coolest, nicest YouTuber you ever meant? I'd say, Cletus.

Not anymore. You know what they say? Never meet your. heroes. So we'll see. I didn't, I actually, they didn't do anything besides do some burnouts in my F-150. That's it. Yeah, he still has plenty of tires left. Yeah, they didn't even burn the tires off. Half a burnout. Yeah. It's all for the lore, though. Which I'd been harder on his corvette. Yeah, dude, you barely even touched the chip in that thing, Rye. I know. I was, it was really expensive and I was like, oh, it'd be, you sure be a shame to do irreversible

damage to this vehicle. Yeah. That thing still, his ZR1 still has a thousand miles. That's pretty crazy. Well, it is in a box in the air now, so. That's true. We didn't stick in a shipping container. I also, it was just, it was really satisfying how easy it was to put those cars in the shipping container. Like, was it not? Race ramps, drive in.

That's probably what they did with Ben's first BMW. It's exactly. You really could have that thing ship ready in like 10 minutes. Yeah. And if you're professional and organized, even faster. Drive it in there, take the battery out, close the door. Yeah. It's good to go.

So what are you going to do with this truck? Drive it? It's like, are you play, yeah, but you live like an hour away from, like, are you daily driving this truck? Like at this point, Mike, you don't, I mean, but do I have a daily? Yeah, I was like, do I daily drive anything? You know what I mean? Do I actually daily?

You drive it once a week. Yeah, exactly. I would say your Jeep is your most daily vehicle. What's Sydney think of this thing? She actually hasn't seen it yet. We got to film her reaction. I would, because I would love to. The fact she didn't like your last truck.

I made the mistake of just being like, yeah, I'll show you a picture of the last truck. And what she said was so funny about it. And so I'm like, can I just... Well, she said it's one of the ugliest trucks I've ever seen. Why would you do that? Why don't you just get a raptor like a normal C-boy or TRX? Is it for little people?

Why is it so short? Wow, she went in. Holy shams. She had those... But I asked for it. She said, do you want me to be supportive or honest? I said, of course, you can be honest. And then she went in on it.

And that's one thing about... I'm not supportive now. That's one thing about what makes you two such a good couple, Mike, is you're both honest. Yeah. So I would love to be. Totally honest with each other. I would love to, I think that'd be a good bit to film her reaction. Because then she goes, I just wish, like, honestly, I'd way rather you have you just have another giant truck.

And I'm like, say less. Say less. Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on. What was she saying that about? Your little, his F-150 is a white one. your F-150. She didn't like that.

What? Yeah. She goes, why can't you get a raptor like all the other boys? Oh, wow. I thought she was talking about your mega wrecks. No, she hasn't seen it yet.

She didn't necessarily love the black comens either or? No, she liked that, not right away, but then came around to it, you know, because it ended up being a little more practical than I thought it would be. Ben,

I don't know. I've told people when they're like, what are you going to do with it? I'm like, well, my buddy Ben's probably going to tell me to run over me. You have to run over a car with it. Yeah. At some point.

Out of everything that's ever been lifted that we own, this would be probably the best thing. Best odds. Something over with. Anytime anything gets a lift, Ben just assumes, now it's a monster truck and we need to just start running stuff over. I'm like, bro, it's a three and a half inch lift on a F-150. You know, what else do you do with a lifted vehicle?

Run this car over. The only thing that exists on the internet for these Megarexes is either, hey guys, we're selling this 2022 Megarex. It's just a walk-around video. There's a shitload of those. And then there's the marketing videos from the actual Megarex builders. How many were built? I'd have to look it up.

But the marketing videos are so ass, dude. The coolest thing I've ever seen one done was when Own Boss gave one away and they drove over cars. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. So they did drive over cars. Yeah. I'll pull it up. While you're pulling that up, Justin just sex as he said, did you guys see the prank that Cletus left from Micah? Hey, what?

And he says, because Micah got a new cat, moo. and he says he took a dump in the litter box at the farm he said just kidding mad he hopes oh i guess to clean up a dump out of the litter box okay if nobody yeah if nobody wait did that actually happen yeah garza took a dump in your litter box dude i'm not putting that past garza at all wait what the fudge i'm so glad you told me i would have to scoop that up and just been like what

you're still gonna have to you're still gonna be out to scoop it up no i'm just taking all the litter and it's wasteful dude probably three dollars worth of when we were at the farm And I looked into the cow pen and I only saw one cow. I actually was like, concerned. That was when I was like, that's too far. You can't be messing with the cows. They sold drywall.

And then drywall was just tucked away. Dude, drywall would have been like, what the actual fuck? First, I get completely ignored and now I get sold off. Dude, it's crazy though. I left for my honeymoon, came back. They look like full on teenagers now. Their hair is getting lost. and it's starting to grow over their eyes.

They're starting to look like your classic highland cow. I mean, they've been eating good, dude. We've been making sure that we're trying to get them just some weight on before winter, just so that way they'll stay a little bit more insulated. Stock them up. Yep. Yeah, we got a barn going up this weekend, right?

Friday. It's tough because the Amish are building it, so it's very hard to get into contact with them. But last I heard was it's either this week, and at latest, it will be next week, day. And what I understood, they were not down to build it somewhere else and move it. That's like a bad Amish stereotype apparently. They're like, we build barns where they need to be. We don't just build them and they're building it on the pad and they're also going to use machinery even.

Because I do remember when we asked Timmy that on the podcast. He's like, what? They'll use machinery. They'll use machinery for like doing work. Like they'll have a scissor lift and all that stuff. But they just don't live that way at home. Are like a hundred coming? Yeah, and also do they know that we're filming? Yeah, I think so. I think like six or seven. There's a DeWalt tools and they don't let us film. There's a disconnect there.

Yeah. Six or seven. Amish? Yeah. We need to have Timmy come in and be the form. Yeah, we can bring them on. Do you guys figure out how many Megarexes were made? No clear answers as far as I can tell.

Do you have an unclear answer? There was an article that said production was intended to only 100 examples, but that was in 2019 and there's clearly been more than 100 made. I take it back. dude, it did drive right over that car. That's what I'm saying. You have to. Also, how insane is this? They're given away an F450

Dooley with a goose neck with the mini-excavator, and then they just threw in a Megarex. Is that right now? No, this is a while back. Wait, and a skid steer. So I'm just like, that giveaway is like legit 500K, maybe more.

I don't know. You should see what's more capable, Mike? Your Megarex or a Sherp? Depends. Is that Megarex? Completely different. No, the Mega-Rex is. ain't floating and the shirt ain't going down the highway

we can put shirt wheels on it possibly that would be sick no it's a lot of weight I think that there might be too big yeah also like the shirt enough wheel space so you just got to get it super wide and the chance of the space they're breaking the stuff I mean that I would not have slim to none yeah that's true

yeah did you get a good deal on it at least Mike dude I don't know they're just not for sale so like I think I paid what it was worth well there you go that'll make you sleep Yeah. Like as in like I think I'll get back out of it for, you know, less than half of what you pay. Well, until Cleetus blesses you. Yeah, I know.

Then you're not getting out of it at all. Yeah. I really, I feel for you guys. As soon as he said he's going to bless my truck, I was like, please don't. And then I just immediately felt for you guys. I hope he puts a fish tank in it. Well, it actually has, it has a like some sort of aftermarket thing that you can plug HTML into it. So I was like, it'd be kind of sick. Plug the PS5 in there. I would have been pumped about a PlayStation 2 and like TVs in the back of the headrest like it was 2004 again. Dude, I'm thinking you build this thing into an audio truck and put some cool accessories like that in there. Put cement in the floor

so you get like the ultimate sub. You can't even listen to non-copyright music. No, you're just doing for the lore, dude. Yeah, love of the game. See, it's not all about you know making a vid here, okay? Sometimes you've got to do a passion project with your vehicle. I want to see you having to ratchet

strap your windshield in place and Yeah. To keep that thing. You could have to rat just trap the doors close. No more glass. Like plexiglass, I think. Yeah, yeah, plexiglass. Yeah, concrete and the floors all night.

I think this is good. Yeah, I think it's definitely good to some degree. I think we're going to benefit from this a lot. I mean, I can't say the same for you. I say meeting us laughing at him every time he pulls in the shop. Like, I think we are going to really enjoy this. Yeah. Yeah, obviously, you guys are going to enjoy this.

This is. This is. Like, think, dude, even seeing C.J. Go pull up through the gas station is going to be enjoyable for us. Yeah, it's going to be funny every time. Grabbing his coffee in the Sandies. It's going to be hard for me. I'm not going to be able to slam my door and rage any man.

Bro, CJ, have you thought about that coming out at the gas station with an armful of shit and then trying to get your fucking door open? That's going to be so good. It's going to be a real problem for your donut runs in the morning. If I hit my head on that door one time, I'm ripping it off. I'm going to rip it right out the fucking hinges. Well, what else we got? We haven't really talked about what we did to CLEAT.

They already kind of saw it. The video saw it. But let's see. We could probably move on past that. Yeah, we got. What do we got? We talked about Shed Fest already. Well, Ben, I know it's not out yet, but the Moto gear that's been so highly anticipated is out this Thursday. So it on that.

That's super lit. Yeah. We need it. Yeah. Yeah, we got six jerseys. We got three motel pants that match three of the jerseys. We have the pants I'm wearing right now called the Weekender pants. So good.

So good. Good for riding or just anything. They make like work pants, whatever. And then we have the motorols, which are these, but with the bib portion of it, we have our goggles as well. The goggles we've been working on for a long time. Yeah, what, two years in the works? Two years. We got our own mold.

And we just wanted them to be legit, of course. And you guys have been asking. finally get to deliver. Dude, I'm so excited on it. So stoked. And hopefully you guys enjoy it. Hopefully you like the product. And we tried to make it look cool,

make it look like, you know, Seaboy's styling. And, yeah, I think we did. So, yeah, so you get the goggles that go with all the different sets and you can match like a jersey to the exact pants, or you can kind of swap up a jersey

to a different pair of pants. And then obviously the goggles that match them. So, yeah, we're stoked on it. We've been building out the Eldon. Gearline for about a year and a half at this point and had a couple drops. People love it. And this is the next step. So hopefully you guys like it.

It drops Thursday. You know what else is going on right now? So like the new iPhones came out. And dude, like clockwork, the new iPhones got announced. My batteries stopped working. Yeah, what's the deal? So your phone broke in Europe and that was... I got a new screen.

I replaced the screen at like this little back alley place in Europe. and then I dropped it again the other day and it shattered and screen stopped like working and it kind of goes like it goes white over like 30 seconds so I get like a couple seconds of use out of it but yeah the battery does not work even before I dropped it. Oh like it just you don't have any good battery life.

I have my battery life. No no it's like mine would be if I start using it at say nine it'd be bad by 11 without fail. And then I got Ken's phone so Ken gave me a new phone shout out Ken to use for the time being oh look won't turn on because it's dead this one doesn't work either that one's like four years old though

huh okay that one's like fully cooked battery like you guys believe that like that they have that worked into the software like the lifespan I think possibly I think it also is just a result of the updates coming out and the updates are built

around this type of software so you have the old software that's now not as fast not as powerful and it can't keep up with the new update and then also batteries just over time get worse and worse. No matter, it's just like your car battery. After, you know, a brand new battery versus a four or five-year-old battery, there's a difference.

I wouldn't doubt it that they... A little sheister move. Oh, yeah, dude, you know how cheap these phones are to make? And they're just getting more and more expensive every year. Are you guys getting the foldable one? No, I'm not. That seems very impractical. I was surprised that Ken wasn't going to get it.

I could have seen Ken getting it for sure. I would shatter that thing in the first month. I do agree with that. I would ruin that thing and then I'd just be out of phone. It seems very impractical. I don't want to have to fold it. It's just going to be like this

really big weird thing. But think about how good it'd feel to get off the phone and then the old snap is just like the old phone. Can I see a picture of the damn thing? It's actually a folding eyeball. I've seen the other like folding iPhone, bro.

It's actually sick. I think it's really cool. Just not going to get it. You can't use it closed. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can actually, Ev, it's like kind of insane. It's like half the size like this. And then when it's closed, it's kind of like built like you.

Open it and it probably is a little bit wire in this. To go back on the phone slowing down in 2017 when iPhone 7 came out, Apple was sued for $310 to $500 million. They ended up paying out $113 million, which is for pennies in the bucket. But anyway, for slowing phones down when the new one came out because they said, that the new one couldn't reliably supply peak power, or excuse me, your old one couldn't. So I believe it. I believe they're still doing it. Hold on. Two battery degradation. Don't they make like a million dollars a second? No, I think a minute. They make a million dollars a minute.

That's like not even a fucking hours worth of revenue that they paid out. How much revenue do they do a day and then how much profit do they do? Like it's crazy profit. You know what? The world needs them. We do need Apple. You want to get in on the, uh, on the profit, just buy some stock, get some Apple stock, because we're not beating them. Roughly $1.14 billion per day. So that is about a little under $800,000 of revenue a minute. Correct.

Okay, so just shy of a million bucks a minute, yeah. Net profit, about over $200,000. So about $2 a minute, a minute. Well, imagine paying, getting that and then having the money to pay it back in two hours. sitting at the courthouse, be like, give me a couple hours here and all. I know that's not how. That's not how finances work,

but that's great. So you didn't even know the new iPhone was coming out? No, I knew the new iPhone was coming out. I just literally haven't seen... Yes, I haven't seen this. What the fuck? Dude, if CJ hopped out of his raptor

and unfolded that shit and took a picture of it? That'd be so funny. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's like, it's interesting because we've always been saying,

I feel like iPhone needs to like make a different phone. Holy shit. I know why Ken didn't get it. It's because he's a lefty. And there are already people lefties united are already pissed off because it, it flips the wrong way for lefties. I can't even think about that. It's touch ID on the right side.

No facial recognition and only has one camera. I guess. No, it's got two on the back, not three. Yeah, it's not as good of a camera. Sorry. My first thought is if that thing's in my pocket and you get a bunch of dirt in the middle, like I feel like I'm sure there'll be screen protectors in cases and all that good shit, but...

The open screen isn't glass. It's like a plastic thing, so you're going to destroy that thing if you get any, like, dirt on it. It'll be cool, I think. Phone is so scratched. Ken's phone has been to war. I think I'll stick with it. One that he gave me. I got that phone brand new. We go to Glamis, and the screen

was just never the same. That's from one day at Glamis. That makes sense. Yeah. Damn. Dude, the worst part... I got denied my AppleCare thing, because I said like, my charger wasn't holding the cord. Like, it would just fall out. And then maybe it still does it very well, but maybe it got a little better.

And I brought it in. They're like, yeah, this isn't enough for a claim. But that was right around the time you said, you guys want to run no cases. So I'm like, hell yeah, dude, I'm getting a new one anyway. I like just royally toasted it. And then they're like, yeah, you can't get a new one. Oh, because you shattered it? No, I didn't.

So then I'm like, do I have to just intentionally shatter it, right? Or you can lose it. Fraud. Yeah. Jeez, red. Yeah. So like the folding iPhone, it's maybe not going to be the most popular thing in America, but China sells more foldable phones than the entire rest of the world. Combined. Wow. Yeah. So China, they mess with them then.

Is like super popular to have a foldable phone. And it really is interesting that Samsung's been doing it for legit, like five years, five plus years. Did you see all them get both? you see all the tweets when Apple was announcing it when Samsung was like meming them on Twitter I saw a few

yeah there was like welcome to 2017 yeah but per usual Apple did it better what the fuck is wrong with people that like are against Apple it's just like it just seems like such a superior product

and I know that even just triggered people that don't think that but I don't know it's such an Apple guy of you thing you say well I just like I use the the MacBook and then the

phone and they're so compatible together with like airdrop and everything. And I think the like is someone who likes to kind of go against the grain. The worst part, because I completely agree, I agree, is that that's what they want you to think. But I am saying I agree. I don't, you would never catch me

wearing an Apple Watch, but that's compatible obviously with the phone and notifications and everything. And then I'm sure that's compatible with like the MacBook too. Like it's all pretty I don't know. It's a closed ecosystem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wearing you borrowed me your new, you had the new AirPod pros. I didn't realize this, but I had the old ones.

And have you found the thing where you can put on background noise? So like when you're watching a movie, you can turn on a background noise so it sounds like there's rain falling behind the movie. Or it's made to typically not do with things. But it's so it's like calming. If you're in like a space a lot of people talking and you don't like all that, you can put them in and then you can just listen to rain and it'll like calm you down. And for my spectrum of the tism, that was actually kind of nice. I just sat in the airport and listened to rain, and it was actually nice. I did not know that.

There's like, I'm pretty sure you can put those things in and they like translate to other languages too now. Yeah. They do that. They're working on that. It is crazy. Just like how rapidly fast technology is progressing. I mean, how often you use chat GPT nowadays, just in your daily life to answer a quick question or figure out how to do something or just, I mean. phones and how much power there is.

You can be on your internet on a plane. You have so much accessibility. And then you could go to the middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, and have internet because of Starlink. Like, it's just, it is amazing. It's pretty impressive. Have you guys seen all the people talking about,

like, anti-AI? And they're trying to, like, cancel AI. Why is that? Like the advancements of AI because they're... I mean, there's no doubt. There's going to be a lot of problems that will probably come from all this, if they haven't already...

One of the, like, engineers from or like one of the chief engineers from anthropic I think quit and then went on a Twitter rant that basically said like you know I was doing an audit of chat GPT and anthropic and all these different like AI companies that are leading AI advancements and saying like there's more than a 10% chance that AI is going to wipe out human civilization in the next 100 years something like that something something crazy yeah we'll be pull up the exact yeah no we'll be gone for Sure, but pull up, well, yeah, but if you plan on having kids and grandkids and whatever. So pull up like the tweet, but that started it because this guy actually, you know,

it's a pretty credible source. And then I think Elon said that too, though. Yeah, I've heard that. And then people are saying we need to slow advancements of, of AI. And because, you know, all these companies are in an AI race right now. And then Google DeepMind guy said AI could kill us all. You know, you're talking about Muse, that new chat thing? Yeah.

It's like an AI assistant. I'm hesitant to actually use it because Muse has connection to your email, to your bank account, to all that shit. So in theory, if it turned on you, it actually could fuck you over. Yeah, a lot of her said that. She's like, I'm not giving all my data meta. I don't want, I don't want them having access to that shit because they actually could just go, boom, you don't have money anymore. Let's just say it pulled an eye robot on us. And it's gone.

You're fucked. Chances are everyone will be using it in a year, two years, or there'll be the next new thing that uses it. But yeah, I mean, it's just the risk. They'll get you eventually. Do you guys hear that Anthropic was saying that they're like super profitable right now, but that they redefined like expenses or something? Yeah. They were just not including expenses into their profitability. They're like, we're the most profitable company ever if you don't count our.

top five largest expenses. What? Oh, because they're going public. Yeah. They have like a $2 trillion evaluation. And so they're trying to pump that.

So they're like, no, no, no, no. If you just, we're super profitable. Just don't look at these expenses. Greta was asking me,

she was like, aren't she like worried about it? And like, like, would you stop using it? I was like, ah, I just have like a hard time

believing that like the whole world would be like, oh, we need a slow advancements for like human civilization. You know, that there's bad apples, like in any, you know, any situation that are just like, we're not doing that. Like, we're going to keep going. And then the other people are like, well, if you're not doing

it, we're not doing it. I just don't foresee it happening. Dude, that's like the guy, Flappy Bird. Remember when he pulled Flappy Bird from the thing? Why did he do that? People were spending too much time on it. And he was like, it's bad for the brain. He's like, it's bad for society. So he pulled Flapid. Well, most corporations aren't operating like that. I know that. Was Floppeybird like making money? I think they were making $50 grand a day. I saw that. I saw that somewhere.

Back in the day, that's a lot of money do. And he shut it down. It's like 2012, 2011. Turned it down. Around $50,000 a day from advertising, which is $18 million a year. Initially the attention was ruining his previously simple life. And he then explained the game felt too addictive. And he said it intended to be for something people played to relax.

But it had become a problem and decide removing it from the world was a solution. Jesus. He made his money and was like, I got enough money now. I'm going to do something good to hold that shit. Wow, that guy must get real pissed off when he goes on TikTok. His name was Dong. Jetpack Joyride. That was another fun game. Angry Birds, Tomb Runner. Subway Surfer. Tiny Tower. I doesn't remember that one? I was thinking about Tiny Tower when we were stacking those shipping containers. Balloons Tower Defense. Is there still like games that people play? Like, on the app store? Are still ripping Angry Birds. I will say that.

And you know what? I saw like this is a little side note, like an inspirational thing. And this guy's like saying, he's like, that people who made Angry Birds released 50 games before Angry Birds and they were all flops.

And Angry Birds just so happens to be the number one played phone game in the world. And then he was going on like, you know, so-and-so made 197 songs before one of their songs blew up. Don't give up. Were you inspired after that?

I was very inspired. Fire you up, Mike. You run through a wall. Yep. Last thing on tech, probably, because we're not very techy. Did you see that in the new iOS, I'm calling the tech, in the new iOS 27, they made it easier to hide your location from people for specific things like gifts or surprises. Nice.

That's very wonderful. Because we have to fully cut our locations and it really fucks up. Like you can't even Google Maps where you're going. You know, it's like pretty inconvenient. But now it'll just. hide it from your friend. That's very helpful for us. And you just turn it off for that location.

Yeah, yeah, it says hide location for today. Um, you won't be able to see, your friends won't be able to see your location in Find My or messages. But like if you lose your phone while you turn it off, then you could still find it and stuff like that.

So it's like it's built in crap. Which is perfect for us. One of many. Alex is coming over right now to see my truck because she asked what happened. I said my truck is fucked and she thinks it's like totaled. Oh, we got, we got to get a reaction to it for sure.

You got to close the doors and then open them. Yeah, yeah. Tell her to get in and take it for a gun. I'm just going to let her walk in. Should we? Oh, she must have turned around? Turned around. How long are we running down?

She thinks that like, I need another truck. Turned around. Oh, shit. We are financially in a tough spot right now. So she is like, what are we going to do? Is she regretting giving Gavin the keys? Yeah. She said they came over asked for the keys and she gave them to him because she was just like

trying to be helpful, you know, help make the thing happen. in which, yeah, you know, that's what I wanted to do. That's good. We did give Cleetus all access. As Ken had his fucking cyber truck in the other state, and then he left his BMW, hopefully at the shop. Why was my BMW

left at the shop, though? Because it had a wooded... Because you needed an oil change? No, because the tires got blown off of it. They had a wooded wooded up. They were half worn. There was chunks coming out of them. Ken, tell us about the siren system you had installed at your house. Ken has siren on installed.

We're playing dumb to this. Sirens installed last week. Genuine. Here's me. You're a clip. Or wait, wait, CJ,

oh wait. Was it us that installed the sirens in Ken's bedroom that we can set off whenever we want? No, definitely. Or was it your Porsche sitting out in the water all night? It was Ben's Porsche was going off all night. I heard you had sirens installed, brother.

It's news to me. your security guy who is our security guy said he installed speakers that you can hear from Zorbo's and a siren that you can hear from farther away. A siren system for like an alarm. So he was just trying to upsell us. He's upselling you. You got upsold. Well, he was talking to me. He's like, yeah, I don't know if I should tell you this,

but yeah, like I'm installing sirens. I can, like security sirens. And I go, that ain't going to stop us. That's just going to piss his neighbors off even more. that he is totally upselling you i did not he wasn't trying to sell me on it he just said that's why he's busy right now maybe dude maybe this guy maybe he confused you you're getting god siege

bro him and ken are just look at kid's face you're getting got left right and center dude I guess so dude i got punk there too I don't know what the benefit of that was damn dude he's gonna call me like you got him so good Is Alex back? Should we go film it?

Yeah, I think she's coming. I'll tell her she's good. All right. Well, guys, you know, got to say it. Don't go, don't forget to go to CYCVy.com and check out that giveaway. We got going. It ends on Sunday, Sunday night at midnight. When we left, when Mike's built, lifted, you hit the,

I'd never know what the fuck you call that thing. Cummins A-E-V prospector. Ken's got it. It's on 40s. It's got a bunch of goodies under the, hood and it's sick. And the Corvette is the same way with 900 horse, some sick wheels, and it comes with a trailer to get the whole setup home for whoever takes it home. The sick setup. I know that. Dude, it's, I am biased, but it's just, it's like my favorite.

It's so sick. So we're really excited to give this one away, and I'm excited to get my new truck here too, boys. So thanks for supporting. Peace. See you guys.