Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan CAUGHT in CboysTV Video, Prank War Aftermath, & Why Ken Drinks on Planes

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

In todays episode Ryan attempts to squash the rumors after he is "caught" in one of our videos, We then break down Evans flight anxiety and WHY ken drinks on planes, Micahs insane hair growth, Shred Eighties Recovery from crashes, the Danger of being A filmer for CboysTV, Meeting Jonny Knoxville, Crazy Collabs, and Most importantly, putting an END to the Gavin hate Micah Sandman Bowl Cut at 1 Million subscribers! Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/zz85607d #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠    

Hate video games. Why? Because I'm not good at them. You're not that good at riding three-wheels either. You like that one, didn't you? I now have my own drug use rumors. I thought you were on when I first met. Right?

Oh, I know. We've had Jake's car on a pole for a month. It's insane. There's been some windy days, too. If we get a million subscribers on the podcast, we were on a bull cut? Yeah. Run it up. What are we having garage beers now?

beer? I'll drink a garage beer with you guys. Productive week. Friday afternoon, productive week beer. Oh, no. Cheers, boys. Honestly, you say, oh, no. Oh.

I plug in the headphones and it brick the board. All right. Now we're recording. Sorry. All right. Little mishap on the board, but I'll have a garage beer. So, kind of funny story. They just sent us a giant palette of garage beer.

It was just that. It was just that. They didn't tell us to say anything about it, but they just sent it. And, uh, I mean, Evan's drinking a key. but it is pretty damn good. It's because they're kind of warm right now. Yeah, I'm only drinking the Keystone because last night we whacked all 48 that were in the fridge.

And we just be up. What? What wasn't it just me and Gavin? I chipped in a few. I helped. I watched the video. I would say that you and Gavin definitely took the majority of them down, though. We chipped away at it.

You chipped away at it. Put a big dad at it. I think Gavin might be able to give you a run for your money on the drinking. Dude, yeah. You know what he told me this morning, though? He goes, You know, maybe I shouldn't mix the whiskey with the vodka and the tequila. You were drinking it all as one?

Well, dude. Or just, I mean, I had two whiskey coats to start off with. And yeah, actually it was three. And then he gets me a GPO, great goose, patronin, orange juice, I believe. What the hell is that, bro? Yeah, dude. And so I chugged that thinking it was like one of those drinks you chug. And next thing you know, I woke up with the headache.

Dude, my biggest takeaway from what I've just been seeing at Gavin with his drinking now is, He is not only externally a shit brickhouse, but internally as well. And he's, like, not even buzzing, dude. He's just, like, sitting there, like, chilling, dude. That is my problem with drinking. Like, I was in Australia, dude. I couldn't get to where I wanted to get. I don't know if it was because I was at sea level,

but it was like 20, 30 jacking coke. And I was 30 jacking coke. What the hell? I was still searching for it, dude. I don't know if that's a bad thing or not. I'm going to be a giant numbers here. I was literally still chasing. I was like two in the morning.

Well, freak. I'm already 30 deep. Keep it going. But we did see that picture, Red 80. The only thing I guess that I would lean towards is that you thought that you were fine, but you were actually. You look pretty cooked. I think I was getting towards cooked because I was dancing a little extra groovy.

But I was like, I still remember everything. I wasn't acting too stupid. I can still talk to anybody do anything. Dude, I would say that's a blessing. Thank you. I agree. I don't necessarily know if you should have to, if you want to drink 30, but being able to just drink.

and then not get drunk and do something stupid is a blessing, in my opinion. You know how, like, professional athletes train at a higher altitude, so they, like, have more endurance and shit like that? That's what you do with your drinking. In Colorado, like, you're at a higher level of difficulty. So when you go down to seat level, you're good to go. Start at 52.80. Work like that, though?

Oh, hell yeah, it does. You go up to the mountains. It takes three beers. You got a nice buzz. They say, like, when you drink on a plane, one drink in the air is, like, two on the ground. It's like pressure. Do you even notice altitude when you're in a plane? I said I was wondering.

I don't think that counts. Yeah, because a plane is pressurized at 10,000 feet. So it's not sea level. It's not even like mile high. It's like 10,000 feet. Yeah, it's like you're at 10,000 feet. Dude, I will say this. And maybe I'm alone on this island, but I hate drinking on a plane.

Same. I'm not on that island. I know that you're not. But it's just like, I don't know. It's like every single time I do it, I get off, and I feel. feel like I'm like hung over already. Yeah, it's because they stop serving drinks for like two hours before you land. You get hung over.

Yeah, so it's not worth it. There's a bar right as soon as you get off the plane, there's another, you can little pick me up. I guess I don't have flight anxiety, so I don't feel like I need to get hammered on an airplane. I just do it because I get all these freaking free drink coupons, so I got to burn them up before we land. Everyone's got a different reason. Evan does it because he has to. Ken does it to burn up.

up coupons. I will admit, though, like, I look forward to that double vodka with just the hardly any pop. Once in a while they give you the can, but it's usually no soda. And then the bistro box. I ball out. I don't go for the free snacks. I buy the bistro box. Wow.

Got some cheese, a couple of crackers, and some really good almonds in there, and a beef stick. Do you think that your flight anxiety has gotten better with how much we fly? I mean, like, there's times of the year where we're on a plane every other week. Do you think it's better? I mean, yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty chill, honestly. Well, I guess I'm drunk, too. I don't know.

I've just learned how to do it where I don't mind it, I guess. I just got the, like a memory of when that flight attendant was, was bitching you out. Threatening to kick him off the plane. And he's sitting there, like, given that face of, like, I didn't do anything. Well, he couldn't hear her because she was talking into his deaf here. That is. So he's, like, trying to turn around.

She thought he was being smart with him. Turns out he's just deaf. Yeah. And then, like, him be like, like, Like, no, I'm deaf in one year. Like, she almost thinks he's just like being rude. No, I actually am. Like, what was that?

Well, I still blame Ken for putting me in a middle row when I have to pee a lot on the plane. You weren't in a middle row on that, that point? Because I had traded spots with Micah. Is that what got you jammed up? The whole situation started as is I'm going, God damn it, Ken, you put me in the middle? That was the scene I apparently caused. It's just a chain reaction. And if you didn't have to piss so much, the size of your bladder isn't that big of a factor when you're intaking that much liquid.

But that's why I only drink vodka at the airport to try to really cut back on the liquid. No beer. Like I see Ryan will drink like three, four beermosas. And I'm like, that's crazy. I'd have to just fly in the bathroom the whole time. I've done that before. It's not fun. I wouldn't recommend.

That's a bad story. Yeah. Oh, being sick? Yeah, no. The worst 12 hours of my life. So what goes on in a situation like that? I mean, are you just sitting in the bathroom the whole time? Just letting it rip.

Are you going back and forth? No, I was going back and forth because, like, it's pretty rude to, like, just occupy a bathroom on an airplane. No, you can't, but when you're dying, you only have one toy sometimes. Yeah, the worst part was, like, having, I was sitting in the middle row, so I had to ask a person on each side of me to get up, and I was, like, going this way one time and I'd go this way the next. Norley.

But yeah, I was throwing up for, like, 12 hours or 8 hours. Oh, gosh. All right, you guys, I just, I cannot hold this in any longer. I've just seen one of the sickest edits on Instagram that I've ever seen, like ever, ever. So let's pull this up here, Shredds. Thread AIDS. Oh, are you? My phone?

Yeah. Oh, no, you're doing it. Brother. You guys seen this? No. You guys hold them. Don't play this music. What is this?

It's a spray dance. Promo and my sister. Why did this edit, though? I don't know. They threw it in Capcut and let Capcut do its work, but it was not the play. So, Stephen, then I'm sitting on a three wheel in the back of my truck. He's going to a rave? You like, as you're still showing your back, you go, all right, hit up my sister and Lucy for a spray tan.

You're a good brother. You are. Just trying to be a good brother, man. Honestly, That's a good brother, man. Everyone can't get his spray tan there? Legendary. That was lit.

That was sick. Is it still there? No, it's gone now. Your spray tan? I wish it was, because it was actually pretty sick. I was stoked about it. I went to the sauna right after, so it was gone within 20 minutes. Wow.

Why don't you keep it, dude? That's because I hadn't worked out yet, and I had to go hit the sauna. my whole thing before I went to Grizzly Rose I'd get my party on it. What is that a bar? That's my country bar, yeah, yeah. Next time you guys are in Colorado, it would be legendary. This summer I plan on getting it again

and then I'll actually let it stay. Hopefully it stays for like two to three weeks if you do it right. Don't shower right away. You should just do it with like a real stencil and then go get a sunburn burn. That'd be smart too, but a sunburn would suck. I mean, I'd burn too easy too.

If you ever go to Australia, wear a sunscreen. That's for sure. You're closer to the equator. I'd probably suppose it's like Florida. I saw some pictures of you wearing like a little hat and a little like swim shirt. What do you mean little? That's manly, dude. That was a good brand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing manly about a swim shirt. What are you talking? Those are for toddlers.

It's a guard rash. If you're surfing on a freaking floaty or not a floater, a foamy, then it's rubbing up on you. Guard rash. What do you call it a board surf? I think we do. Why do you refer to it as little? My little shirt I had on. Is that what you said? No, that's what he was saying. Okay. Sorry. It was, it was a little shirt. It's got to be tight. That's an XL though. That was an XL. I'm trying to lose weight, fellas. You think you're on a dog.

You're buying a shirt like that. Look that not look pretty good, actually. You look like a toddler that, like the parents were worried about him, obviously getting some exposure. So they give them the hat. Well, toddlers lose their hats. They have the strap. Have the buckles.

And then the sunglasses while you're rocking the strap on the sunglasses, too. I was proud to be rocking it, man. I thought it looked pretty cool. I like it. I thought I looked cool. Yeah, you look good. Thank you. For a little kid, it's a cute up.

Bro, I'm a 25-year-old grown man. Yeah, that might be the problem. I thought it looked pretty solid, though. I was stoked. Mike, I can't help but notice that you're trying to take after your bro here, huh? Mm-hmm. We're mocking you with our hair. We're rocking the same locks.

Look at this. Yeah, it's not nearly as good. I'll tell you that much. It's pretty good. Good days and bad days. I'm trying to, like, embrace the, like, you know, when you read that wearing a hat might make you lose your hair faster. I think I should try not look wearing hat.

Is it? Your hair's really turned around. I agree. I've been doing, like, the red light therapy, zapping it. Really? I kind of hold on as much hair as I possibly can. I would say you made some serious progress over, because I remember two years ago we'd be working on some build

and I'd see the top of your head and you could kind of see your scalp. You can't see it anymore because I remember, I don't know what you all. What have you been doing actually? The red light at home? Yeah, the red light, like zapper. I don't even know what it's called.

Is it a zapper or just a red light? It like zaps. You know those balls that you like put your finger on and then it zaps? It's kind of like that. And then I just. And it stimulates hair growth? Supposedly. Allegedly.

It increases blood flow to it? Yes. Increases blood flow and then I put like the monocidil on it. It definitely has worked it in my, just from seeing Mike. Like me, I'm too far gone. So much full. It really is. It's also, it was an issue when I was like, let's say 16.

Dude, my hair was just like so. thick. It was like a gorilla. Really? Yeah. I mean, it was similar to Evans. Like, Evans is extremely thick still. I'm sure yours is even thicker when you were 16, 17, 18. Ryan's got thick hair. Ryan has crazy thick hair, but short of a hair transplant, I'm doing as much as possible.

This is the real question, or what were you going to say? Have you seen those ones? There's like the needlers, too. It's like a little thing that you push down and it needles in and then drops the serum in. I've not tried that. Yeah, yeah, that's right, because then it gets more in your system. So when are you trying up for the, the hockey team or the lax team the lax team uh i'd rather play hockey i always wanted to play hockey

as a kid we didn't have a team but that's the hockey haircut dude like the flow yeah he called the flow like when i was in high school that was like the big thing of your hockey player and you'd have the flow going cj used to have hair like that cj did had the craziest flow yeah you had the full middle part going yeah i basically was running what you're running yeah but you had It was like a mustache on the top of my head. Very, like, fine, like, it just falls, like, really nice. So it was, like, parted right down the middle.

I wish I could still do that. You know, maybe you probably could. You just try to make me look funny. No, no. Ryan used to think that he couldn't do that with his hair. Like, Ryan ran the same haircut since the day I met him. Forever, dude. He ran a year ago.

Yeah, about a year ago I stopped getting haircuts. And he started growing it out. Yeah. Against your will. Against my will. My girlfriend told me I should do it. And I was like, I don't think I'm going to look good. And she was like, would not let me go to get a haircut.

And then, yeah, it sucked. Push through that. Yeah, push through the awkward phase because that's what I was on. The Cheap Car Challenge. We didn't have a, what are you laughing at? Evan just loves me. I'm just looking at me. And we had the windows down the cheap, the whole cheap car challenge and it sucked.

I almost shaved it off. Speaking of that, that was in March. Right? Uh-huh. We did that. I am nearing a full year. Oh, both you guys.

Wow. My last haircut. Really? No trim, no maintenance, no, nothing. Holy shit. 100% raw dog. What a come up, boys. We gotta be getting closer to the dreads.

I need to go a bit longer for the dread. I do. I've always been entertained by that. Evan will just catch a dread. Right about this time. It'll just start developing a dress. No, I bought a brush, though. Right before the dollar genital closed.

That was fucking. Six months ago. I was, might have been a year ago. Well, no, I mean, but I mean, I've went my whole life

and I haven't owned a brush. So I was lucky to get into the store to buy one right before. Yeah, where else would you do on? Otherwise, that could have been bad. That could have been really bad.

Now, Evan, what's so funny to you about Ryan's hair? What is funny to me about Ryan's hair is I can give him a compliment or even just glance at it

and he thinks that I'm making a joke, but I'm not. But then it's funny because I get rattled. Yeah, he gets rattled without me actually doing anything. Like how so? What's he do? Well, like right there where Ben looked at me and I looked at Ben and we both chuckled.

And then, I'm like, God, damn it, fucking Evans making fun of my hair again. And that's what makes it funny. That's why then I think it's funny, but I think it looks great. He just wants to run his fingers through it. No. He's not going to happen, though. Too much gel it probably gets stuck. You're right.

It would. There's a little bit of product. He's thought about this. Look, he's ran it through his mind. I haven't. I've crossed my mind. Yeah, you just go and do it real fast. I mean, you had the whole, like, the whole 20-minute fantasy.

Oh, yeah. Good God. And you project things all the time, but not this one. I didn't do that. I remember it differently, but... Yeah, Mike, it's a new look for you. Yeah, trying something else. I also, I've had one haircut since then for the wedding, and that was it.

Which was, you know, realistically, like an inch off and then back to... I don't know. It's fun. You know, I might have to run back the bowl cut one day. Dude, I just saw memories of the... that for more one million party crazy haircut good time but the funny part about mike running the bull cut the second time is he ran it but i don't think we ever brought light to it no you just ran it for fun instantly as soon as i showed you guys you did it again and then you're like back to what we

were filming like i immediately regretted it like should not have ran it back again so maybe not but i think you should run it back if we get a million subscribers on the podcast we were on a bowl cut yeah hell yeah round it up yeah run it up yeah run it Definitely. I'll rip a bowl cut for a million subscribers on the podcast. Run it up. Yeah, I've been thinking about, like, buzzing my head again. Get your wings back. Go for a mullet.

The wings are right here. No, he's got, you need to, just the wings back here, though, is like straight up going the buzz. It's more of a cape, isn't it? Yeah. Run the buzz cut then. Would you go full one all around or what? Yeah. Run it.

I mean, mullets are 80s, but so was just long hair in general, just rock star. That is true. Long hair. Like, that was Slim's argument. Fuck the mull. I'm here to party. Damn. I'm a whole party.

No business. No business. But I love that. All right. Is that what you're going for right now? Straight party phase? I don't think I'm actually going for anything. I'm just literally not getting a haircut.

I like that. I never know what to tell them. It's awkward for me. What do you mean? Like I just hope that the person cutting my hair is going to know what to do. And I'm not going to, I'm not very picky. So I just said, yeah, like cut my hair. What do you want?

You're afraid. It's shorter. You're afraid to have to tell them what to do? You're just avoiding the situation as a whole. Yes. But it's not that I'm afraid to tell them. I don't know what to tell them. I don't.

I'm not. What about a trim up? I'll tell them that. How much? On the top, around the ears. What do you want the bangs? I'm like,

I don't fucking know. Just make me not look like a freak. Like, do what you think looks good and I'm sure it'll be fine. Like, I'm not that picky. I miss when you would go home for the weekend and get a haircut and then you come back looking like a 12-year-old.

You would like that, little weirdo. It is crazy, though, how much younger you look with a cleaned up haircut. I don't know. I don't know if I'd buzz it again. That's not like a little kid haircut. Your little kid haircut is when you're

just like three kids. You just cleaned up around the whole head, except for right in the front with a little spike up. I'd never have run a spike in the front. Like, I have a little spike where they put a little gel in it. Sometimes they'd run, Colored gel? I used to do that as a kid.

Short of my mom making me for a picture day in elementary school, I have never put product in my hair like gel. I mean, I use some good conditioner. It's crazy. I wash it, but as far as styling shit, it's all natural. I just can't stop thinking about you with just fully party hair, 80s. Oh, I love it, dude. All the way around.

Oh, no, the actual party hair. Should I go full party hair? I think you should. Yeah, I'd love to see it. Because you can always bring it back to a mullet awfully quick. Right. All right. I'm done cutting it.

All right. That's easy. Why is the cape so long? Oh yeah, he just left it as is then grew it out. Let's run it. I'm down. Full party mode.

It's kind of the air of my life I'm in right now too. Partying? Partying. Partying. Making videos. That's kind of where I'm at. And three wheelers. You also crashing vans.

Crashing a lot of shit. Three crashes, three crashes, 24 hours. That's a record right there, huh? No, you did three crashes in like two hours. Different vehicles, though. Three different vehicles in 24 hours. You did a car crash. Full car crash.

Three-wheeler crash and then a snowmobile crash. You crash a snowmobile too? Yeah. Who's? Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Just pop up the vid. You crash the snowmobile? And then I want Mike and Ryan to see this.

It's podcast studio, by the way. We're not sure if it was Ben or if it was Gavin. Yeah, we're not entirely sure who it was yet. I think it might have been Ben. But pop up the vid, Gav. He was really going fast here, too. Oh my gosh. It kind of sucked, actually.

So go back. How was that? Go back and pause it. Why does it look like Ben? Who is this? Is this? I thought that. Shred 80 or is that?

Bro, it looks just like you, Ben. That's actually a sick thumbing. Yeah, that is. Holy crap. Isn't that kind of sick? I love it. Oh, you're running Ben's kit. I love it.

My helmet, my snowmobile, and my monosuit. I love how, like, obviously in a classic bail, like the vehicle and you are going to land separately. Right. But this almost, it almost looked like you and the sled jumped it separately, too. I think we did. How do you even end up in this position? Well, look at where I'm out right there. Who is filming this?

Evan, pretty good filming, huh? Filming it. It's actually a really good filming. Yeah. And then down, pretty good, too. That's awesome. Really impressive, yeah. You guys ready for this?

Yeah, the band was debatable. The funniest. Dropping in. Wheels are fully turned. Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, Gavin. Oh, that's a hard hit. Look, he's already out of the rig. One leg out.

The smoke from the airbags literally doesn't. He's running that one off. He's running that one off. Never even looked back at the van either. Just ran away from it. That's like one of those ridiculous episodes, and they're like, run from the pain. Run from the pain. Do you see that animal?

I think it was a rabbit. Was there an animal? Run that back one more time. I think it was a rabbit. But you hit the tree and there's just a critter comes running through the woods. It's probably a squirrel. Oh, shit. What's bigger than a squirrel. Squirrel's nest up there.

Oh, I saw something. Back right. Oh, yeah. Rabbots. Yeah. You know, it's just, I love, we're like, Cab, are you okay? And, like, this is today now, the next day.

And you're just like, yeah, I'm just fine. But I'm not feeling very good about it. What do you mean? Like, you don't feel good? No, I just like, I shouldn't be okay right now, but I am. And it's, like, actually starting to bother me. It's insane. It doesn't make any sense to me.

I wouldn't let that bother you, do. I just be proud. It doesn't bother me. I just don't want to ever push it too far. I've been so freaking lucky, but I'm also built for it at the same time. I realize that. Internally and external.

You're a little, like, superstitious. You're like, how do I, these keep going really well for me? One of these is going to be bad. Way too well. My body feels 100%. Like, I feel better than I've ever felt before still. And that's the smooth screwed up my heart.

That's because of bed, though. Don't say like that. I did the first leg day in six months, like first actual leg day. See, so going to the gym. is what jammed you up. All these crashes. I would be walking better

if it wasn't for the gym in this instance. Yeah, no, dude, I'm freaking, I just got to find that happy medium of not pushing it too far. Of course, we still got some things on the bucket list. Rainbow Rail being one of them. Still? Dude, me and Evan's been talking about it.

We've been talking about it a lot. I want to cut that out. Dude, don't cut it out because I'm still thinking about it. I think, no, you got to cut it out of your bucket list. Yeah. Just like Ben should cut out of his new year resolution, learning how to skateboard. Wow.

Have you even pushed Mondo yet this year? Mondo? Now when he pushed with the wrong foot or whatever. Yeah. No, Ryan, I haven't. And for your information, there's snow on the ground. We have a half pipe indoors. Oh.

Oh, it hasn't been walking around. It was. That are inconveniently have to get moved around. Yeah. Yeah, we got to get to that. It's because he doesn't own any Atenese yet, but I might be able to do something. Yeah, I thought you were going to buy me a pair of Etonies. knees and we were going to do this whole thing.

I have to, yeah. Yeah, Shredd, I think you need to be, maybe you should start like a gaming channel or something, a little safer. Cooking channel or something like that. You burn yourself on the fucking stove for sure, dude. You could handle it.

You could take a burn. I could take a burn too, but that would suck. Yeah, no, I like that idea. Maybe just going full on different type of channel, gaming. I hate video games, though. I love what I do. That's my biggest problem.

I hate, yeah. Really? I hate video games. Why? Because I'm not good at them. And they're just a waste of time. You're not that. good at riding three-wheelers either.

Fuck you, Ryan. You like that one, that was a good one, you're entertaining, bud. You're entertaining, bud. Thanks, Ryan. Sorry, bud. I didn't mean to do you like that.

But he's got passion for it. I got more passion than anybody else. I'll tell you that. And I just watched you bail on a snowmobiles jumped. It was two feet. It was a mound. That's not a three-wheeler, though.

That was a snowmobile, yeah. It was three-points of content. I was thrown, Evan, the whole time. I hate snowmobiles, too. How they jump, I do not like how they jump. And they're so heavy. I can take a three-wheeler. I ain't taking a snowmobile.

It is really easy to, like, if the jump lip is not perfect, and you don't know what you're doing to, like, get really lopsided in the air. Really easy. I mean, I do the same thing. I don't crash, but, like, if I were to hit that, it's always weird. Like, a dirt bike is way easier to jump. I'd imagine a three-wheelers, too, just because of the front. Yeah, Ryan's saying that kind of hurt my feelings.

I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry. Did you mean it? Yeah. Do you think I'm... Maybe you should drive like monster trucks or something like that, because that's like the perfect event. Great monster truck drivers. He could be the next driver for grave digger. That's what I'm saying.

Like, monster trucks are meant to drive for like 30 seconds and then crash to entertain the crowd. He doesn't have situational awareness. No offense. Yeah, you'd end up in the fucking stands. You'd be on bleacher before the morning. A terrible monster jam crash. Multiple killed. Oh my gosh.

Don't say that. You got to start raising some money. They just pop Gavin up on the screen. You know, it's more like Monster Jam's more than just like a livery. So we could have like the most badass heavy hauler in the back. There's like inflatable type characters. You'd be in the back. So if you rolled over, they would just pop back up.

The demographic is there. No, it's not a bad gig. If you're at Monster Jam, hit me up. I'll drive a truck. Dude, I bet you you could. That'd be sick, wouldn't that be? I'm pretty. I wouldn't be surprised if a team let you.

just driving a show for whatever. Like honestly, I would not be that surprise. I'm sure if any of us wanted to, we could probably swing that. I'm not trying to really watch you driving a show for your first time. Maybe on a close course. Yeah, probably close course.

I mean, yeah, he doesn't have to do good, but he could easily be at Monster Jam. We got Shred 80 from Gavin Carlson from the Shred Aide YouTube channel. Everyone knows who he is, you know? It's like, no, I agree. I started thinking about the whole situational wear. Yeah, for the surrounding people, it could be dangerous. You guys think I'm that bad?

Ah, yeah. You're fine. But I keep everybody else alive. Like, it's to the right point. Better than Ben. Better than Ben. He would drive at the stands for fun. He'd just speed right into him.

He'd be in the stands. Then he'd just back up and then keep driving. Dude, I've said it before, Ryan. When you are standing there and I am drifting, get the fuck out of the way. And if you are not, that's on you. To be fair, I have almost ran over CJ. I'm in a glass house on this one. And here's the thing is Dalton is so quick on his feet as a cameraman.

He knows what he's getting himself into, but he can also get himself out of it, right? If you were just standing there just watching and you think that being by Dalton is safe because he's the cameraman, that's not the case. Because he's so used to just like sliding out of the way. That's what he does every single video. Good point. He gets himself in the action and then he slides out of it. I'd still like to see the tail of the tape on the way. You got to have an escape route.

So, like, with our new hired Jack, he'll sometimes be running the camera when we're doing, say, we're drifting around, whatever. I have told him multiple times, you know, because I'm kind of like helping just him learn. Sense. Right. But I tell him every time I go, wherever you're standing, have a plan as to where you're going to run out if they're going to. Like, don't be in a spot where you can't run back and you're going to get pinned in between something. Like I told him that probably three times. He's probably really annoyed.

but I just don't want him to get hurt. Yeah. You know, and that is the thing. You got to have, you know, that kind of escape route. But, you know, it is funny because you say Dalton always gets out of the way. When we were filming the Hellcat snowplow, someone was drifting or whatever. I think it was Mike. He almost got hit by it.

And then he was coming back and he, like, looks at him. He's like, hey, should I, like, get hit for it for the video? And I go, no. And then he, like, kind of like, I love you. But he was like, Ryan was there. He kind of started, like, pouting about it. Like, I'm like, I'm sorry I didn't let you get hit by a car, Dalton. I'm sorry.

But the truth of the matter is, I can't have you get hit by the car because we wouldn't even be able to put that on YouTube. Especially, like someone drifting into you, it would not work. Moral of the story is that's a horrible idea based on your reaction, but especially me not knowing, if I would have maybe known, hey, Dalton's going to try to bounce off the rear quarter. Well, then I'd come in a little different. That was just fine.

Yeah, but then I, what if I came in extra hot that time? I'm not planning that anyone would be bouncing off the rear quarter. Honestly, I think what he probably would have done too is, like, let you come in, and then he probably would have jumped and, like, rolled across, like, maybe the back. You know, it's a pretty flat trunk. But I was like, no. Even if you do, I don't know if we can use it. Those Hellcat rear quarters have some massive spring on them.

I've seen him punt a lot of people. Oh, that's the most classic cross-intersectic sections. Just absolutely bombed. That's the thing is you can't show takeovers. on YouTube. That's a fully shut down thing. Really? I used to watch that when I was supposed to be working at the car dealership that I used to work at.

He used to be able to. Yeah. Supercar suspects. You used to watch that channel every day because you'd just go to like street takeovers. Back when they were more car culture and a little bit less gunfire. Call me crazy, but it would be kind of cool just to see one in person for once. But it is very dangerous, man. We could just post the address of a court. We host a street takeover?

No, we don't... Straight to jail. We certainly don't want to host it, though. I wonder what's happening at this address specifically tonight. Boy, it would be a shame of a bunch of cars did donuts in this intersection at 9 p.m. And we're just going to so happen to be here. We'll be there. It was crazy.

Our bombs invited us. We passed it on to Jake. That's our prank back to him. That would actually be great. Yeah, just hosted by Jake Sherbro. Downtown Fargo Street Takeover. over hosted by Jake Sherbrook. Yeah, yeah, that's his whole thing.

It's like, we just stage it with his car. We are in possession of it. Yeah, this is out. So they know that we stole Jake's car. And it's still sitting on a pole. We've had Jake's car on a pole for a month. Yeah. It's insane.

There's been some windy days, too. Like, I was worried about the Hummer and obviously, and the Chamborgina, I didn't really care about, but there's some fear. Like, I don't sleep as well when I hear the wind howling. No, when I wake up at like three in the morning and I'm rolling over and the wind's just howling. I like, this happens to me all the time.

I'm like, what was that thing I'm supposed to be worried about it? I feel like something was like bothering me. And then I go, oh, that's right. Fuck, I hope that thing's still up there. Currently 63 mile an hour gust today. What? Where the hell do we live? I live in a...

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The worst part is the things on there half sideways. Like, it's not even centered on the pole. But it's way straighter than the shamburgini, which sat up there for a long time. But that thing was actually... You put the ratchet straps on at least. The consequences of the shamburgini falling off are way lower than if the Mustang falls off, though. Not that much.

I mean, there's not... Missing half the parts in the car. It's just kind of a... Yeah, but then the body's toast if it falls off. It already is. It's a drift car. It's all bang to hell. Jake really got the worst end of that prank.

Like, I think he cost them thousands of dollars to clean up all of his packing peanuts. I had to hire, like, a landscaping company, have them, like, literally use this, like, leaf vacuum. Pretty good idea. Yeah. I actually told him that. I was trying to help him. I was like, you should just call these guys

and they'll be able to help you. But then also he's going to have to hire the crane operator to come and pull that thing down. He's got to get on it. It's damn near spring. It's going to get muddy. Road restrictions and the field floods out? Yeah.

I mean, there's going to be a window for over a month where it's like not even a option. It might be May by the time he'll be able to get that thing down, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's hard to feel bad for him. He's actually got like four days to get this thing down because it's supposed to be like 50 to

degrees next week. Oh, that's great. So he's got like basically until Wednesday. He's going to have to buy like a whole semi truck full of railroad ties and do it like they do on the pipeline, like lay down the boards just to drive the truck out there. I don't really feel that bad. It was pretty good though. It was pretty good prank. Pretty proud of that one. Fun, yeah. So he does it back now. It's technically his turn. It is his turn. But I think this one, the bar was set. What's he going to do though? He's going to do something else. Still pretty concerning. He's had my truck for going on three weeks. That's what...

You know, it's really hard to feel bad for you on that one, too, Ev. I don't know if I want you to feel bad. I just said it's concerning how long he's had my truck. We were sitting at dinner last night, and Ev sitting across the table from Jake, and Ev goes, all right, Jake, where the fuck's my truck? When's this thing going to be done? And we go, I do not think that you're in any position for negotiations right now, Ev.

What do you mean by that? He wants it done for free, and he wants it done fast. Okay. I was not weird. Two things you can't have. And I also, okay, you can, maybe Ben's side of the story is correct. But my side would have been, hey, Jake, any updates on the truck? That's what I recall.

I don't know. Maybe it's somewhere in between. It maybe is in between, yeah. So basically what happened was during Jake's prank, if you watch his video when he was putting packing peanuts in our shop, you stole the keys out of their truck. Yeah, I was really confused because, like, I was kind of on their side by not calling you guys. Yeah. Or trying to stop them.

I knew I couldn't stop them. I mean, I couldn't stop Dave alone, and plus all of them, yeah. Yeah. I was thinking maybe I could steal their keys and lock them out of the shop, and they'd be stuck. Yeah, that'd be funny. Then they came to me with a bargain. I could not say no to. Which was?

If I give them the keys. They didn't technically know I have the keys, but they pretty much knew I had the keys. They assumed to. And they just said, Ev, if you give us the damn keys, we'll fix your raptor. They knew my raptor needed a little bit of love. And you said, here they are. Here's your keys. And they got the shit end of the stick again.

Because your Raptor, they said was the most clapped out raptor they've ever seen. And Jake has beat the shit out of like three Raptors. I still think that I just don't know if I believe it's. I think they were. That's what they were saying. They were just overwhelmed that all of the things, like they were going to tackle it themselves. And then they're like, actually, we're going to offload this on somebody else. Can somebody please tell me what the hell's going on here?

What the? Dave hugging me. He's like kissing me. There it looked like. Whoa. I didn't know what to do. What do you do when a golden glove boxer just bar hugs you and say. Go to M.

M. A bellies touching. It's like when you're like uncle sees you and he's like, oh, you've gotten so big and you're like a little eight-year-old tubby. I don't know what's going on there. What time of night was that? Midnight, perhaps. It's like midnight. I haven't gave him the one slap like, all right.

No let go of me. I don't know. It's what I said. I saw them come in hot and heavy, and I just literally, well, they were wearing masks, which is intimidating. And I just said,

this looks like it's none of my business. Stayed out of it. You're like a golden retriever. Not a guard dog. Paid off by the first guy that give you a treat. A little treat. Yeah, I just,

I didn't know. I mean, thinking that one time when Cody was like, he ended up duct taped to a pole. And I didn't want to get duct tape to a pole. You would not like that. No, I figured it would just be better.

I'm just going to, just pretend I don't see what's happening here. But then I decided maybe I should do something, so I stole their keys. So you think that now that they have your vehicle, they're planning something, rather than just fixing it, even though that you did them the favor?

Well, perhaps because it's pretty darn nice of them to get my truck out dialed in, and it's almost like, can it really just be? How much money you think they spent, too? Over 10 grand. You did save a lot of money not doing anything to it have. Holy. Over 10 grand to be a nark?

Oh, that's crazy, too, because Damn, Pride yourself. This is an expensive prank war for Jake. No kidding. I wasn't a Narke. What did I Narc? If I given him the key?

I don't think that counts as a Narc. Like, NARC would have been if I called you guys. And stopped it. That would be. Or if you, like, unlock the shop for them or something, you know. Yeah.

And unfortunately, the doors weren't locked out. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I suppose. I really tried to play the neutral ground. You're like Switzerland. Yes.

But Switzerland's taking some. money under the table. But like I said, a $10,000 carat dangling in front of the donkey. It's pretty wild that they racked up a $10,000 bill just fixing your truck. That was supposed to be like an oil change and some new ball joints.

Yeah, I mean, but also I think that they are pretty anal when it comes to their first-gen raptors. So there might have been some things that maybe you've been like, oh, that might be okay, but they're really going big on it. I'm not sure, though. How do you think you manage to destroy that thing as bad as they're saying?

Like, what do you do with your Raptor? See, and that's the thing is you guys know. I've, like, refused to jump it. I rarely hoon it, like even doing donuts or anything. It's just, I've put, like, 85 to 90,000 miles on it and, like, haven't put a dollar into it other than oil change, tires, and a couple of soft brake lines. We've hooned it pretty good, a couple times.

I've seen you looted it pretty. There was one time. What about when you said, like, a few weeks ago, you were going 90 mile an hour slides out on the lake was slim. Ooh, that sounds fun. Yeah, but it was smooth. Like that's not that hard on it. I'm saying, it's not like, you know, I'm saying dry asphalt with the diff locked.

I feel like that could be hard on stuff. And then obviously catching air is hard. But nice, smooth ice. What about the one time that you missed the tea in the road and you hit the ditch at 70 with the trailer? Or that one time. There was snow soft. You were driving back from the pit and you cut across and you hit the ditch. And your muffler fell off.

Yeah. It was a pretty hard hit to tear your muffler off. Or the time you cut the corner pretty sharp and you hit a bunch of trees. Yeah. At the farm. Or the time your muffler fell off drifting on the drift track. Not drift track, the other track. You mean what CJ just said?

No, that was another time. My mufflers only fell off once. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, I guess trip home from brunch that one day. Yeah, you're on the way home from brunch and you... So, okay. You know, there's a lot of stories that we have just rifled off that we know about.

And I'd imagine that there's a good bushel that we don't. Perhaps. However, that's over, you know, four years. Look at what you. guys do to your raptors. That's why I feel like I'm actually kind of taking care of mine because I see what you specifically... No hell.

I see what Ken does with his Bronco. I mean, I loan my Bronco out in perfect condition to you while your truck's getting fixed. Like a good friend would be. And what happens? I get notification after notification that there's problems with it. This is pretty crazy. Like every time you drive that thing,

I get a notification that the ABS is broken, the cruise control is broken. Let me just pop this. up. This is pretty crazy. Don't you have a doorting too now? Antilock break fault. Anti-lock break fault. Pre-collision fault. Pre-collision. Every time you drive it,

I get a notification that there's a problem with it. Where are you doing? I am not doing anything. This is what happens. Every time you start the vehicle, it starts with all these issues on the screen. You drive it, or it needs to run for about 30 seconds, they all

clear. Then, within the next 10 to 20 miles, the dash just explodes with all these errors. And then they stay on until I park and I shut it off. I start it again. They all go away. And then it comes back. And every time they go off and on.

It's almost like the problem didn't exist when you started to drive it. And then now that you are driving it, there's all these errors with it and problems. Bro, even Gavin was like, what's going on? I'm like, dude, that's the craziest thing is I have been babying this freaking thing. Like, I've literally haven't even done a pole in this thing. And it's just freaking electrical. nightmare. Gavin drove that thing for six months and not a problem. Almost like you drive it for one day and I just get a Christmas tree.

Oh, Ken, I had a week and a half before the issues started. Your phone's hooked up to it. You can see, have I even exceeded the speed limit? It doesn't tell me that. You have to go in the dash for that. I have been taking really good care of it because I'm very appreciative of having the rig to drive, even if it is gay. I was waiting for that. I'm sorry I had to. No, it actually is a very, Very comfortable ride. It's pretty sick.

Sorry. God damn it. I need my truck back. Get pulling his keys. Get his pulling his keys. I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I just said it before CJ said it.

Don't drag me into this, Ev. So on to a new topic here. We're so lucky to have Chef Jen and all of her wonderful leftovers that we can make for dinner, whatever. In our fridge downstairs, there's a drawer on the bottom full of expired foods. Ooh. Like, are we collecting expired foods in there? I'm assuming somebody knows what's going on. Yeah, let's just not talk about this at the moment.

So you have something to do with it. No. But I know things. What are we doing here? What do we, like, why are we saving? Well, I clearly can't tell you right now. Yeah, we better not talk about it. Well, whatever is in the works, it seems like it should happen because the drawer is full.

Is it starting to smell? I mean, not necessarily, no. Yeah, you don't want to open it. I don't open it. That cottage cheese will jump out and get you. There's some things in there that are like over a year expired. Whoa. I don't know what's in there.

I'm not even... Oh, you're trolling. No, I'm not... I'm just curious because we're... Ben knows a little too. We're out of space in the fridge and half of it is... Well, I shouldn't say half, but a quarter of it is... You're crazy shit in there.

I mean, Ben and I were going through the other day and there was just like an empty container. It was just nothing in it. There was, but there was a crumb in it. I feel like it's the late night crew. What are you guys up to? No, I got my own fridge. I keep my... Most of my videos in my right next to bed where I reach my and I get up.

So does it have someone to do with Dalton or what? It's his plan? Yes. Why he hasn't done it yet? I have no idea. Because Jen was about to throw it away. And then she was, he's like, no, no, no. I mean, in his defense, me and Dalton have been cooking, but he's been busy.

He's been busy. He's in Arizona right now. Yeah, pretty busy. On vacation, which he deserves. Could I take this? Do you think he shoots under par? He's going golfing. At least the TikTok edit, he will.

What do you got here, Ryan? Could I take a second to clear up some rumors? Absolutely. Apparently, I now have my own drug use rumors going around TikTok. Can I see these? Yeah, I'll see if I can pull some up. But apparently I'm like just racked on, I don't know if I can say the word, the C word all the time because I'm so excited for everybody.

when they get gifts. And then someone goes, yeah, look at 327 in the cheap versus expensive boat. He does a line off the boat seat. I've been seeing that comment. But I honestly haven't cared enough because I know it's not true.

Yeah. If it was true, I'd be like, oh shit. I'm digging in the camera bag for a battery. And I go, well, what the fuck does it look like he's doing?

So pull the clip up because I'm very curious. Actually, I'm digging in the camera. So it's a shot of CJ talking in the seat. And then in the meat. or you see me lean down underneath, like, the back behind you, and I'm digging in the camera bag for a new battery. I'm like, God damn.

If there's one thing I love about, like, I mean, this has been this way since we started posting, is that when people are true fans of the videos, they'll just find themselves, like, watching the background. I mean, I even do it on other YouTubers. I like, did you see so-and-so doing this in the background and bringing it to another level? They think they see something in the background, but...

So what? Is my name clear then? Yeah, I think you're here. good. I think the spotlight's on me now. Yeah, if Ryan wasn't just so excited for his friends to get gifts. Heaven forbid. He was... He was too excited. Everegine got a Lamborghini. That was the... That's the main one, yeah.

And then they started digging, and he got excited for other things, and apparently you can't be that excited. You can't be excited these days. You're telling me. Yeah, for real. I mean, people... No, everyone just assumes they don't have to make the accusation. Not what? We all know you don't, but you're so jacked off the Celsius

and your energy. Like, I don't think anyone was like, would be surprised or anything. I thought you were on, I thought you were on when I first met you. Right? Oh, I know. I really did too. Yeah. That's crazy.

Just high on life that time, dude. You were so jack. Would you say lunchebles and mountain dew or something? Dude, one lunchable, one fountain do. And I was good to go. You don't even know. Honestly, Gab, I want to clear this up when people are like, oh, he's just, he's faking it or like,

this is such an act when you're acting surprised or, or whatever it is. Or when you're doing. literally anything in the Seaboy's video. And, you know, you're going to have haters, but like, I feel like I've said this, and I'll say it a thousand more times. That is how he is on and off camera 24-7. It's not an act. That is how he is.

That is really how I am. Thank you for that. It is. It's authentic. And it's like people, I think, hate to see how, like, happy and energetic you are. Exactly. And then once they meet me in person, they're like, holy shit, you really just are on 10 all the time and just have that, you know, the charisma to talk to anybody or do whatever.

And you're handsome. Hey, stop it. Stop it. I think it's kind of like a snowball, though. Like it's like some people start hating and then they see it. And then it like almost puts it in their mind to like negatively think about something. And I completely disagree with any of the hate because like Ben was saying, dude, you're always like this.

And I genuinely think you are one of the best humans I've ever met, man. You're just so positive. I live so happy all the time. You always bring good vibes. You're so fun to hang out with. Like, I'm just, I love that you're here this week. Even if we weren't filming videos,

it just, I just love having you around. It just brings up the vibes. For sure. I'm stoked to be around. It just brings me to a whole other level being around you guys too. It's the freaking best.

It's so fun watching you, like literally just pulling out a three-wheeler. You've seen 10,000 times. And there's no way you could be that excited about seeing that three-wheeler. And I'm like, no, he's that excited to everyone. Every freaking time.

It doesn't get better. And nobody deserves the fame more than this guy. Like, you have done some gnarly ass shit, Gavin, and taken some gnarly falls. He deserves everything he has. I've gone through a lot. Body-wise, dude. My body's taking a beating. I'll tell you that.

But you're built for it. So yesterday, with my Lamborghini, I had a bad battery in it. And it's been causing the car to be brick itself. So I finally break down. I need to go get a new battery for the Lambo. Gavin needs to get a new battery for his three-wheeler. We get back to this shop. I spend a hour and a half.

I have my Lamborghini torn apart the rear panels. I got the sub-wif route. I'm going through fuses pulling panels. I got the center column pulled all the way apart. I'm tearing this fucking thing apart. About the last car you want to start tearing apart yourself. Because there's no battery tray on that thruiler. He literally had to put five zip ties to the subframe.

Just zip tie a battery to the frame. would have been done. I had to finish up my Lambo project and help him get the battery in the three. I needed somebody to hold the battery for me. And I was making phone calls. Yeah. I didn't need some help. Dude,

that car is stressful to work on. I don't know if anyone's ever said a Lamborghini wasn't stressful to work on. Yeah. I mean, I'm just scared, like on any vehicle. I don't like little plastic clips and push pins and shit. Yeah.

Because I just know they're easy to break. But on this car, I really don't want to break them. and I really don't know what hell is going on. Every single model year and everything is different, so it's hard to even look up a YouTube video or something because everyone is different.

And 06 is under the hood, and 06, 7's in the trunk, whatever, I don't know. Yeah. But that's it. All I thought is, man, this guy wasn't that productive in that hour and a half. Well, I don't know how that had he needed to do with Gab being a good guy.

Trying to get the haters off of his back, But that's a good story, I'm sorry. That's what you followed up. I'm sorry. I guess I didn't fuck that. That was funny, though. It was funny, though. Thanks, Ev. I mean, I had a great time. It was a great day. Really good day yesterday. You guys have been having a lot of fun, though.

We tend to. We always do kind of. Someone to run wild with. Go just do dumb shit. It's very fun. Nothing better actually. Do you feel bad for Spenny, though? We are going to have to get Spenny a brand new band. We are getting Spenny a brand new band. Yeah, well,

brand new. Not brand new. Do you know? What are you getting? Like a Chrysler Pacifica? It just came on with the new body. Don't be so jealous. Nothing that new.

Let's get like in my old, what, old Chevy probably? Go Chevy this time. Are you? Yeah, old 1500 or something like that. You could give him our Mercedes Sprinter van. Would he be cool with that? Yeah, I think he would be okay with that. No, it's probably way too nice.

A little bit over my pay grade right now. We can work something out. We can make it into payments. No, thank you. Because I'll probably wreck that, too. Trying to give it to him. I think it's worth. A little bit less money than it was when we bought it after the shape it's in.

The wine night. A lot of bad nights in there, huh? Well, good nights, I'd say. Well, good nights, but like the wine night. Yeah, we got really hard on it during the white night. Some of the best nights, I will say. Best time ever in there. So much fun.

Having that as Sturgis, that was a game changer. Dude, everywhere, it's amazing. It's incredible. No, that thing's awesome. But I definitely owe him a new van. What do you guys think I should get him? Like, just old 2002, something, something. I think, isn't that thing newer?

Like, the one that you crashed? Isn't that newer? 97, 1997. Oh, it's pretty new. But it still has a carburetor, which is crazy. There can't be that many vehicles that met the criteria of carburetor and airbags. Put together. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe there's more than I think. First airbag ever right there. Isn't that crazy? What is it? Yeah, that's my first one ever.

Oh. It's impressive. In the Dodge band. I figured you've been slapped around by bags like that all the time. Not that hard, though. I'm not blowing that much smoke in my face Dude the smoke was unreal dude I still crack up

Just the smoke about it The crash was terrible But the smoke was funny What went through your head As you saw me coming over that lip Well I told Ryan before you did it He was gonna you were gonna crash But I thought you were gonna hit the snowbank

Which is why we thought it was fine Yeah Well not fine So you knew I mean we were hoping you obviously When crashing anything It was like But worst case Ontario

He hits this snowbank Which is like Fine The vehicle's fine It's kind of funny you're stuck in a snowbank. Dude, that was scary for me. At the trees.

Yeah. I love how you dropped in from a completely different area and hit basically the same tree that Ben hit in the hoonicorn. Same cluster. But coming from a completely different way in a completely different environment, completely different vehicle. Nailed it dead in the center. Thankfully, I had plenty of time to brace. But it was like the same reaction that you had. I have it on GoPro.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, shit. The exact same, dude. You have a GoPro in there when you crash? Yeah. I got the go. I got to see that.

Should we put it up real fast? I can grab that SD card. Yeah, go grab it. It is funny, though, because, like, while you and Evan are basically running wild, we're in a meeting or I'm editing or, you know, we're doing something, you know, related to, I mean, we're working. And then it's like, I'll just hear like a three wheeler buzz by outside or. And then it's usually followed up with, Gavin, you know, something like that. And then it's like...

Run back in with a proper crash video. Oh, dude, dude, you gotta see this. You know, it's just fun. It's just exciting. Yeah, so the van that we're talking about right now that Gavin crashed into the trees, he bought it and surprised our buddy Spenny and he bought it from our local... He's a stoner. And then gifted it to Spenny.

Yep, he loved it. We gave it a full pay job, though. We put some flooring in there, you know, put a disco ball up. You made it proper. You had some hate for it, though. Yeah, some people were upset that I got to get it. a deal. He was asking $1,100. I think I paid $8. What? And people were mad that I didn't give him the full one hundred. Commenting? Probably all his little gremlin. Evan hates to see a good deal. I know. That's what I'm

saying. He hates to see a good deal. So yeah, I bargained down a little bit. People were mad. I didn't give him the extra $300. So maybe at some point we'll go give him a three-wheeler and spread the three-wheeler love or something. I don't know. Give him a go-kart. We were talking about a couple What's he going to do with a go-kart, Gab? He's like 60 years old. Hey, hey, I know I kind of low-balled you and beat you down on that van, but, hey, here's a go-kart. Dude, it was a three-year-old would probably be more beneficial. He could always sell either of them, though, so.

But how crazy word went around town? Like, we bought that van, or you bought that van. It couldn't have been half hour, 45 minutes. We had to run to the Cormoran store, go to the gas station. The lady behind the counter goes, huh, I heard you bought that. bought that van. We weren't driving the van. We weren't even driving the van. It was crazy. So he had already went to the gas station, told everyone that we had bought the van. What?

Then a few hours later. We had Zorbas. The whole town new, dude. Ken's carpenter comes up to us and says, yeah, I heard you got a new rig. How does everybody do? Dude, word around small town travels quick. Especially when a vehicles for sale. And a legendary one like that.

Yeah. Everyone sees it. And then also everyone knows whose vehicle that. that is that used to be a homecoming vehicle. Because for a while, he was driving it around and it still had a class of 20, 25 on it. Yeah, that van. But the thing was is we hit it. It would make more sense if we were, like, driving it around.

But we literally bought it and had to hide it. And then all these people just knew we had it was crazy. Oh, here we go. So casual, right? I can't wait to see what happens with this disco ball. Wait. Stopping in. Oh, my gosh.

No. No. God, I told you identical. Bro, you need to clip that and put it on Instagram. You're so funny, guy. It was at this moment. He knew.

He fucked up. Bro, you're just, your face when you're headed 23 miles an hour towards a tree. You're like, he didn't break the backrest off. The seat you were pushing back so hard. I'm trying to get as far from the tree as possible.

Did you hit your face on that? Dude, the steering wheel caught me pretty good. I wouldn't. You actually... Oh, my God, dude. You didn't hit your face on the steering wheel, did you? No, I didn't touch my face on anything. Bro, there's, like, no way to slow-mo.

It just was... It went from sitting upright to just... Dude, they say, though, when you brace like that, that's how you, like, break your wrist and your arm. and stuff. You actually... It's why they say a lot of the drunk driving drivers

when they get in accidents they end up okay because they're just ragdolling. But if you brace for it, you can bust yourself up. Wow. So think about that, Gab. Of course.

Stay loose. Thank you, bro. That was a good, yeah. Really good little crash right there. But we're big crash. It wasn't much, but it was honest work. It's sane for the resume, brother.

What should we do is weekend, boys? Something. Go crash something. All right. You do. Freaking A. Ice fishing could be fun. I know you guys just already had a big ice fish adventure, but...

You're buying your own gear because there's no way I'm letting you run my equipment. What are you talking about? You think he'd break your rod or what? No, I won't. I think he would. I probably would. Let me borrow it still. It's fine.

Not to bring up an old video, but there's some discrepancies in the, uh, who won the cheap versus expensive ice fishing challenge. We didn't, we messed up. I didn't know until I saw the video. You guys didn't catch your fish. Yeah. Your guide caught it. And then we just didn't ask questions.

I know. We just didn't ask questions, but here's the thing. I didn't know that your guy caught it until I watched the video. Fish landed in our... Well, it was, but here's the thing. If that would have been us, you guys would have been on our bumper about it. A thousand percent, you would have been. A thousand percent you would have been.

You would have been so honest about it. So what was the biggest fish, either of you two personally caught? So technically we would have won. Still? but I'm really just not that mad about it because it's already done. Yeah, it's done. Like already, like with a, it's done. So if we did the 10 minutes, whatever.

If there was a prize pool such as money, then we might have to. Yeah. If there is some kind of way to recoup, but what's done is done. So it just is what it is. Right. Unless you guys want to rip a 10 minute. I don't know if we, I don't know. I'm just looking forward to like the fishing challenge this summer, perhaps.

And we'll run it back. So you can cheat again? No, we'll be. no cheating. Well, you don't, you know, it's hard to say with the lack of rules. Exactly. Big Ranch has taught us all about this. It's not cheating if it's not super clearly defined.

Oh, Big Ranch said that? Do you not remember the Snowmobile Challenge? She was trying to bend everything and then we realized that we didn't make that many rules. We just had a couple. Yeah, and he was looking for loopholes left and right. We just figured we didn't have to cheat to beat you guys. Yeah, I would definitely. How would you have even been able to cheat?

I don't know. Hire a guide. I'd go to a lake far away with bigger fish. Go to the best lake in Minnesota. It's not the best lake in Minnesota. We gotta quit saying that. It's a pretty damn good fishing. It does piss me off.

Like, that's where everyone goes. Like, why else would someone drive five hours to go to go fishing? Tommy was saying that it was the worst day of fishing that he's had in a long time. Yeah, I mean, so many people do big fishing trips up to Lake of the Woods. That's like, it's one of the better ones. How about that? Wouldn't you say that? It's definitely better than fishing around here.

It's like a tourist trap. to go catch tiny saugers. It's for people that don't know. Well, consider yourself trapped. Dude is such a big bull. God, Evan, is such a purist. Is it because you're like a Lake Superior guy or what? No, I don't.

I don't know. There's big fish in the next period. But no, I've actually, like, basically never even fished on Lake Superior. And I've never lived on it. So what's the best lake, the one that's two and a half miles out of cloquet? In lakes with structure and you just focus in and catch some fish. But up there's just like a big bowl where there's like a bunch of rental houses and you just go up there and get wicked drunk. Fish, yeah.

There is big. There is big fish up there. There can be. We're sitting there and we were trying to catch sturgeon. Like at the end of the night and they were only biting like after sun goes down. And we were sitting there trying to catch a sturgeon for the video. And like you could see them down there on the Vexilar of them going by. And we were sitting there.

And we sat there and tried to catch it for, or catch one surgeon for like five or six hours. And I actually. Because we were like, I agree, felt a little dirty knowing what. what we had done. Not using your ice auger that you were provided. The only reason you felt dirty is from those chuck wagons, buddy. That was also, you probably had Evans fart just like on your body too. Yeah, it was terrible, right?

Lingering in the air. So we were trying to secure the dub that was undeniable. Didn't happen. And after six hours of trying, we were like, I'm got a goal. You have to deal with what we've done. Dude, I would 100% though go back up there and try to catch a sturgeon because a sturgeon through the ice would be insane.

Oh, it would be insane. Imagine pulling a 70-inch fish into that little red rocket. It's been amazing. That's actually like on the river too, I guess. When I was saying like the lake, I mean, the lake does have big fish, but there's a lot of small fish out there too. But the sturgeon's like a whole different game. You can't just go anywhere and catch a sturgeon.

I've never caught a fish. Obviously, I've never caught a fish that's like big like that, where you're not holding with your hands, just in between your arms like that. And you're just catching that out of a lake. In Minnesota, legendary, you know. Close to deep sea fishing as a guy. Yeah, exactly.

Obviously, deep sea fishing, you can catch stuff like that. Dude, those things are like dinosaurs. So sick. You have to just put it back and just. Yeah, you can smoke them, but you kind of, you tag them like a deer. There's like a small window when you can keep them. You only get one and it's in like, you know, there's a slot limit that's pretty tight. Dude, I had a lot of fun filming it, though.

Like, even though we didn't catch anything that substantial. like the 18-inch walleye was obviously sweet. But even just catching little fish like that, it's just fun. You're just sitting there. You're just chilling. It's pretty relaxing. I throw it to give you that little dopamine hit every single time that you catch one. Best thing ever.

You had a chair. I was 69 with Dalton in the back of the band. Yeah, my seating position was a little bit better than Evans. But I think we got to run one back this summer where we split up into teams again. We do another fishing challenge. Build your own boat? With some kind of boat. something, some budget on a boat or something.

On one of those fast boats got a hundred fish. I know, I was just going to say we actually have to catch fish, like, to the point where we might have to film it over multiple days or something. Like, we got to catch fish. What it takes. 24 hours clearly isn't enough for us. Yeah. Fishing's hard, man.

What are you thinking about, Ev? What are we getting into later? What do you think? Pole tabs? Yeah, you had a hot one last night. Decent, right? 800 bones? You guys are scaring everyone.

Why so? Because we lose your mind? You should have seen the night. You should have seen the night. We said Zorba's world record, right? As far as I'm aware, that's what I've been told. Oh my gosh. Zorba's world record?

World record. I mean, any Zorba was across the world. 5,500, GAV. 4,500 bones. On just the ETAB. That's not even counting the box. It was unreal. Oh, we were losing our minds.

They kept reminding us, I guess what they tell me and Gavin, we're getting too revved up is it's still dinner time, guys. That's their sign to us that we need to chill out. Yeah, once it gets past like 10, 11 o'clock, we can be a little looser. It's still dinner time. It's still dinner time. Gab, where are you going from here? Where am I going from here?

We got a couple trips planned, but next trip is going to be to junkyard digs, hopefully. Hopefully here soon. I don't know. I got to make another phone call to him, but he has a thousand-cc-calisaki motor stuffed into 185. So we're going to go check him out with that. The world is just your oyster to find the next three-wheeler. It really is. If it's cool and it has three wheels, I want to make it happen.

And I'm also talking a guy out in New Zealand. He's coming to stay at my house for a couple days. We're going to be building something for Matt's off-road games. but then after that hopefully making my way up to New Zealand here in a month or two. Dude, it's just crazy how much traveling you've done. Do you ever get sick of it? That's my question. At this point, I love it.

Yeah, I just hate being home now. Really? That's awesome. Yeah, it's the best thing ever. It's just integrating an editor now. So hopefully I'm trying out your guys' new buddy that helps do all your clip. And so we'll see how he does. That's my biggest stress.

I'm chasing the next adventure. Always chasing, you know, something cool to film. It's just hard to balance that editing. Yeah, be really good at making friends. and like in the last three months you've filmed like so many collabs with so many people that have just like I think you've put yourself in a position

that you just like pound down doors or bang down doors and like don't take no for an answer and just keep saying what's up yeah I was actually just looking through your YouTube stuff you did the $10 million through a collection then you collab with Jake Paul

Spenny us Twitch, Whistling Diesel, Brian Deegan, Weston. And we're only two months back on that. That's pretty freaking crazy. That's crazy. A lot of big dogs right there. That's a lot of big dogs.

And they're just all normal fun guys. They're all my buddies. Yeah, like what's something that you've taken away from hanging out with someone like Brian Deegan to the next week hanging out with like Jake Paul? These dudes are all rad. It takes a second to warm up and stuff. But like once they just see you're a real dude, just that means well and wants just to have a good time, they open up to you pretty quickly.

And that's what it was like with Brian, you know, just trying to, he was feeling me out at first. Of course, he's like, who's this crackhead running around? And then about an hour and he just sees that's my energy. And then at the end of the day, we're sitting in the garage talking for an extra two hours, just telling cool-ass stories. The way he was cheesing on that three-wheeler, because I almost felt the vibe at the beginning of the video. Not that it was negative, but it, you know, he was just like, what's up with this three-wheeler guy.

This is a straight-up fireman guy. And though, he was smiling bigger than you do on that three-wheeler. He was loving it. That was probably my favorite part of that whole trip right there is watching Brian Degan, geek out on that 250R. It definitely, like, show to the video, too. I'm watching him,

I'm smiling. I'm like, dude, he's loving this three wheeler. It was a 250R? So, yeah, I gave him a 70, but then we had my buddy, MRC built.

He might as set a track the next day where he brought a 250R and a 350X. It's a mud fest. It was a mud fest and a half, but we still made it work ripping around the flat track. I saw a video of Hayden

actually riding that 70 that you gave them. That made me stoked to see two. They're still getting ripped around, yeah. So they put the number one little plate number on it and everything. Now it's there. It's good to go.

Electric start on that thing. That thing was a bad Mammajama. We really got to go to a Supercross. Come to the Denver one. Come to the Denver one. Come to the double wide. I'm going to go to. Seriously.

Maybe we do that. Brian said he wants to stop by it too. It's sometime in March. Well, Supercross hit us up and wants to do some kind of thing together. Let's do something. That'd actually be sick. What's your watering hole you go to? Grizzly Rose.

Yeah, we'll swing by there. 100%. No, it'd be a blast. Get a fresh. Ken needs a tan. One another tan? Get a spray tan. See Lexi and Lucy?

Absolutely. It's been, what, two years now since I've seen them. Been too long. They were saying the same thing. What she got married now? Two years now since I've seen them. What's up, Ken? What she got married now?

So, like, what's the point of even going? Ken, you can't marry my sister. I'm sorry about that, but you guys can't be friends if that's okay. I got nothing. Okay, good. May second. What are the dates? May. Let's try and plan it.

That would be fun. It would be a great time. You guys haven't seen the compound for a little bit either. Not since we left a bunch of trash vehicle. is at your place. They are still there. Really? Yeah, my iPhone.

Really? Still in the van. Oh, yeah, yeah. You haven't scrapped those? Well, they're fun to run over. Like when Grindhard was there, we were running over them again, and they're good to keep around.

The Crown Vic still runs great, so I'll start that up, put a jump out of them. Hell yeah, it does. Just mobbed that around. Hell yeah, does it ever, dude. It has a flat tire, but we still rip it. When the Cummins lets you down,

you can drive the Crown Vic? Thank you, right. How much did we buy our Crown Vic for again? True. I don't think we even had that much, yeah. I think our limit was 3,000. I thought it was our limit was 3 grand. We gave them 3 grand

and there were 3 of us on a team. Exactly. That's a good car for 3,000. All of our cars were great cars. I mean, the band was clearly the best. Songs were just slower than others, but it's hard to say. Whose was the worst? It didn't let us down though, Ben.

It never let us down all the way. It just disappointed the entire time. If we run it back, I don't know if I'm going to let shred AIDS convince us to buy an 80s model vehicle. And I'll respect that, but we're never going to buy a vehicle from quite the guy that we bought it from again, man. That German guy was a gem. That guy was funny. It was really funny.

Gavin's driving. You pick up any chicks in this thing? And he's sitting in the back seat and he goes, ah, roadhead a couple of times. And Gavin goes, oh, actually. And he goes, two or three. And that demeanor too and everything And Mercedes, that's what happens

Dude honestly I wouldn't change a single thing About that whole two-part video Like I think the whole thing was great Very happy with how it went I think the only thing I'd maybe Go back in time And try and rewind to make not happen I don't think we need to go up

That mountain pass in a snowstorm In a rear wheel drive car That doesn't have working windshield weight That was so bad It was the worst 30 mile stretch Worst Blizzard I've ever been in Driving Wise. What's that road? Vail Pass. That's a pretty legendary road, isn't it?

That one of the main paths is going up by 70s. So, yeah, you don't want to get jammed up. If you guys didn't kill so much time buying out every Walmart in town's Cheetos, you would have missed the bad way. We blew a tire, though. We blew a tire. We blew a tire. We blew the tires.

We blew the tires, so we were getting the tire at Walmart. Swapped out. But, dude, I can't, I cannot reiterate how sketchy it was. Real Drive, bad tires. Mountain pass, not having windshield wipers. And no rear window. And insane snow coming down that was so wet and sticky. It was nasty.

That it wouldn't blow off the windshield, right? And so it just came down and sat there. So Kevin, we're going, and we're going uphill the whole time. So we couldn't stop and lose momentum. And Gavin and Ken are crawling out the window trying to wipe the windshield with a t-shirt. Oh, oh, oh, oh. And the back window is smashed. So we're getting snowed on.

We got a dirt bike in the back. People are laying on their horns jackass. Freaking foreruners cussing us out. They thought it was a literal light snowfall and you guys were going to war in that thing. That's probably how it was. Yeah, like if you were in a truck, you'd be like, what a jackass. Did you ever do anything with that motorcycle? I forgot about that.

Yeah, it's going to go in my living room. That in a small 70. It runs good still. I took it around a couple times, but that's definitely a living room showpiece right there. What's the going to go? go in the living room. Like, why is it not in the living room yet? It honestly should be in there.

Like, I'm just wondering, is there a house change? Is there a, like, what's the change of when that gets upgraded? Wait for the right time. And I just finally came to realization that it's clean enough. I got to put it inside. Grandpa Troy gave it the full restoration. So, did he? Oh, yeah, yeah.

You're going to hang it from the ceiling or just kickstand it? I'd be cool. But you know, that little blue set of the seat? That 70 that you really liked with the blue seat. I'm going to probably bring both those in the office. No, I'm not giving that one to you. Unless you really want it. Yeah.

We filmed that like nine months ago, and what's the delay? I've been home for maybe a month of that, so that's my biggest delay. That's insane. It's gnarly. You really are a rock star, man. Thank you, dude. I really appreciate that. Dude, we got to run a vehicle trip back like that.

Let's do it. Where are we going? Split up and drive teams from somewhere. East Coast. That one's going to be hard to beat because, like, this stops along the way. We're so good. So legendary. Supercar Ron.

We're stopping at heavy Ds. We're stopping everywhere we can. We got Moab on the list. Unreal. We met so many characters. Grandpa Troy, dude. You guys got to meet Grandpa Troy for the first time. Meet you in the DNR officer or volunteer.

Sorry, DNR volunteer. That was not real. Gavin thought was hitting on him. Dude, I did not want to go with him. He's there sending me with him in the golf cart to go get the camp passes. I was like, dude, dude. I was thinking. I don't want to go by myself.

I was thinking it's going to be a little crammed in, in that tent. bro, that was the weirdest thing ever. We're sitting there for two hours, and then we see the golf cart lights heading back at us. He gets off out of nowhere. So I was just sitting there thinking, you know, that's a lot of weight to be on the top of that Lamborghini. My expedition could only hold 250 pounds.

I got some room in the camper or something so weird. What do you say? I don't think he said that got the room in the camper, and then he just said, this can be a lot of weight. And you go, oh, I thought you were going to invite me to sleep in your camp on with you. That's where it goes. That's where it goes. Fuck you.

That's a weird response. And then Gavin goes, fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, we ended up surviving, though. That was a great night. You and Ben all knuggled up. Five-star hotel eating your steaks.

Yeah. Oh, we won the race. Well, me, me, Mike, and Doug, and were eating McDonald's with the local Wheely boys. That looked like fun, too, though. We pulled the back of the van, the third row of the van seat out,

and then that's when the kid with the baggy trousers came up and started crying because he was just so stoked. That actually was crazy a setup I've ever seen. So, can't believe his setup. Just picture the baggy's trousers. Like Ken and the tank goes. Ken baggy trousers?

Yeah. That's about what they were. Are you going to rock that for Ben and CJ's bachelor parties? Well, realistically, I was bummed for my bachelor party because you only rocked him for like 14 minutes. Oh yeah. You got to run those. So satisfied.

He actually donated them and made 17 pairs of normal trousers. We'll bring him with it at the very least, but those things are hot. Those things are way too hot to wear in the desert. So I couldn't run that the whole time. I wonder if we can talk about Spenny being. in a rap music video. Is that happening for sure? I don't know if it's how he said it's coming.

It's weird because he said it happened two years ago, but it's still happening. I don't feel like rappers are that like reliable of people. Yeah, but like generally, I don't know if they're making music videos for songs that are two years old now unless they're like a song that's a new song. I'm pretty sure it was an old old song didn't happen. He made a new song that was like, oh, this works to film a music video in a strip club. All my songs are the exact same. What if we did that same idea back?

What if we had that little Canadian boy come down and ride his little dirt bike around? Yeah, I'm very curious to see how this goes. So Spenny was in a music video. He's going to be a dirt bike in a strip club. That's the plan. What's the context? Like, what does this look like? Dirt bikes are cool.

Strip clubs are fun. That's a good answer. Just keep him out of the high heels. Yeah, don't let him try and eat high heels. Like, is he going to be doing wheelies? around the pool? That'd be sick. He'd end up on the pool somehow.

He'd be like, let me give this a shot. That's pretty crazy resume. He's ridden on a pizza ranch, spaghetti, and now a strip club. I was actually thinking about that. I just watched some rap music video that was on the TV. Maybe if I ever needed like a side gig

from the YouTube with all my spare time that I don't have, you could be, someone could be a power sports consultant for rappers. That is so true. Because they'll just like, ride out on some basic ass. We need your mom on quads right now.

Yeah. And they're like, okay, here's, they're better with quads and dirt bikes. But like a snowmobile or a razor, they'll just come out in like an XP razor from 2016. Let's get these guys in the pro R or the snowmobiles. Or even beyond that, let's get them in the pro R with like donked out wheels. Yeah, exactly. Make it sick. They just don't know.

It's not their stuff. And I transcend both worlds with power sports and music. It's true. How you are quad. Gwen Stefani on a banshee. Can't top that. See? She had a consultant.

Was Gwen Stefani actually on a bandie? Yeah, Gwen Stefani and Eve, blow your mind. Watch it. Check it out. Rough riders. Probably weren't born yet when this happened, but... It was sick. Dude, yeah, you gotta get somebody on a three-wheel guy.

Who needs a three-wheeler? What are you thinking? I mean, somebody who's really popular. Got to get Gavin Adcock on one. Gavin and I on some three-wheelers, dude. That'd be a problem right there. What rappers would be the best on a three-wheeler problem? Betty Waw.

No baby. Mexican OT. Mexican OT on a three-blower would be wit. You guys see that video of him getting hit by a bowl? Yeah. That was great. That was so good. Doing the front flip?

On purpose. Yeah. You haven't seen that yet? You've had to have seen it. Maybe the first time, but the second time was like a month ago, and that was a really good one. Again? Two weeks ago again? Yeah, where he did it like a front flip.

I didn't see that. You didn't see this one? Bro, what's this guy's deal with bulls? He got hit multiple times in the first video. It wasn't just yet. Correct, but he did it again a month ago. Gotcha. Yo, watch this.

You're a big... Oh! That was actually really good. Pretty good hit. Yeah, look. Then he gets out of there pretty quick, too. Does he take it again? Yeah, I think he gets pile driven right here.

He's like, eh, fuck that. That hurt. Oh, oh, that was worse. You're a big that Mexican OT fan, right, Gaff? Love Mexican O. Do you know what O.T stands for? Oh, dude, he got beat up. Come on, Gav.

This is big. What's the stand for? It's not overtime. What is it? Mexican... That Mexican out of Texas. That's a good one. Damn it.

Oh. See, that's a, that's a Texan thing to do. No, he's definitely from Texas. Big respect to him, right? That's nuts. Look at that. Look at those crispy banschees. That's a limited edition.

You actually love your banshees, huh? Honestly, like, so hot. Did three-wheeler's ever really get in, like, rap culture? It might have been before their time. Not too much. The 80s. You never saw him around rappers too much. I don't think.

Like, the coolest picture I've ever seen on somebody on a three-eeler was probably, what was his name? That big guy. What's the, what? the world's biggest man ever. Andre the Giant on it. Look up that picture real fast. It's right there, actually.

How funny is that? Dude, when I look up rapper on a three-wheeler, shred 80 comes up. That's amazing, actually. That's so sick. There's actually a couple more pictures. Andre the Giant. Rap.

He's a big... Look at him. That goes around. This is how you look on three-wheeler's gap. When you're right at 110. Is that a full-size? That's 250s. Andre the Giant was a WBWW.

Ressler Ben. But he had a disease where I believe it was that he never stopped growing. Never stopped growing, yeah. When you see Andre the Giant holding a beer? Dude, it looked like a mini pop. Yeah. Like a little Dixie cup.

What? Apparently, like, he would drink like a full case in the limo, like on the way home from the show or before the show, like the guy had a drinking problem. But I'm sure he was like you gab. He could put down a case and feel fine. Well, here it is. Seven four. Often.

Over a hundred beers in one seat sitting. Can you imagine the pissy cake? Seven four. 500 pounds. Pretty insane, Hold on. His most famous feat involved drinking 119 to 156 beers in just a few hours at a Pennsylvania hotel.

1976. He frequently drank from pitchers and considered 12-ounce cans. Thimbles. What's a thimble? What's what looks like in his hand? A very small cup. We should do the Andre the Giant Challenge and have like six of us sit down and see if we can drink 150 beers.

We'll just chip away at it. We'll just chip away at it. Six of us? Okay, well, how many beers would that have to be a person? Well, 150 divided by six is, Ben? 150 divided by six. Well, if you did 120 and 6, that's 20 a pop. That's a lot of beers.

We might need more than that. In a couple of hours drinking 20 beers and no chance. 20 beers? Case race. How is that true? How is that true that he drank it in a few hours? I mean, when you're that large, a few hours is insane. It's the same way I feel like when that thing came out

that like Snoop Dog smokes 80 blunts a day. I'm like, how do you literally even like have time for that? It would have to be like around the clock and in this case in a couple hours, but... It says, Hulk Hogan famously recalled Andre drinking 108 beers in 45 minutes. Like what the fuck? Yeah, Hulk Hogan had to like drive him in the limo for like when he was first starting out or something. I heard some story like that. That's kind of crazy.

Like who's able to throw him around? Well, it's more of like a show. So like he... Yeah, it's not really. He oftentimes, I don't think he was really getting body slam much, but. I have no idea. It wasn't like a planned thing when Hulk Hogan slammed him. Like he, like, when you're like wrestling, you're kind of like talking to each other.

And he told him to pick him up and slam him. But like, I'm pretty sure he... Is that a legendary moment? Yes, pro. He just asked him it was a legendary moment when Hulk Hogan slammed Andre the Giant. Yes, it was a huge moment. Fucking, no. I don't know.

Just, yeah. All right. Why? Tell me why. Because he's 500 pounds. No, I get that, but was that the only time he was ever slammed? It was like the first and only loss, I think. Or it was like the first time he had lost in a long time.

Like, he never would lose. Bro, that's insane. And maybe I'm wrong on that, but the slam hurt around the world. Right here. I think he, like, kind of hops to help him, yeah, to help him get up. Gosh. He weighed, like, 500 pounds, but Hulk Hogan, like, tore his back or something, lifting him. There's maybe his shoulder.

I still think it's crazy when you see these. old clips of Hogan that I feel like he looked older then. He's like 30 there. Then he did like at the end. Yeah. I actually kind of have a funny clip since we were talking about clips. So I saw this on Instagram and I just couldn't help but laugh and think this would have been Micah as a kid.

I've seen this. I can't. Why you can't? Because the door's not open all the way. The door is not open water. Okay. Guess what you're staying tonight? He's trying to get out.

He's trying to get out. Have you tried to get out. So that's like that show beyond. So that's like that show beyond scared straight where they bring a kid if they're acting bad and like try to scare them by taking them by taking them. by taking him to the prison and that's just a funny as that is that would only end up getting beat up I'm 90% sure you've been pretty lucky pretty so far I'm just saying if I did that in jail no he's not actually in jail they're just trying to scare him oh he's not actually going to jail if you ever heard of it I just haven't actually it I just reminded me of you because it was

like so literal like clearly they're not going to throw him in the cell and then he's well I can't fit through the door's not open enough like just being so literal with it so they're okay so that's their form of punishment instead of getting sent to boarding school they get put on a TV show. If there was troubled kids teens they would

put them in the beyond scared straight program where then they would treat them like real criminals like oh if you stay on this path you're going to be like these people and they would walk them through the prison and you know I'm sure it'd be scariest shit you're like holy shit this could be me

if I keep doing this. And it's almost like he wasn't trying to be a smart ass, but he just couldn't help it. He was pretty casual about it. Pretty funny, though. Were you always like that, Mike? Yeah, I got it from my mom. She's sarcastic.

I'm sarcastic. It's really unfortunate, but it could be worse. I could be an actual asshole. It's like you are, but it's almost like not sarcastic. It's, well,

it is, but it's. Yeah, there is plenty of times where it's just like literal. I don't know if blunt is the right word, but you're really. He's so honest. I really.

Just real with it. I found out that I like, I really don't like when people just state the obvious. I just want to go like fucking obviously. And you do. Yeah, you do. Because it's just like we could just scoot it along here. We don't need to state the obvious. And then, yeah, I mean, I don't think it's a good thing, but.

But you also like to take things like you know what someone's saying when they're saying it. But then you'll try to almost twist their words by like taking it in the literal. form. Yeah. Just like that kid when he's like, clearly he's not going to throw the kid in there. He's like, huh, do you want to go in there? Do you want to go in there? No, clearly he doesn't want to go in there.

But he goes, well, I can't because the door's not open. That guy could beat you up. Well, yeah, they all can. I'm a child. Maybe you could speak on this better, Ryan, being that it's your sister. But Mike, your wife is pretty literal, too. Yeah, I'd agree. So what's that look like when you two?

Are having a conversation. I guess I didn't even think about it. Maybe we're just so like-minded that we just streamline everything. There's no state in the obvious. Like the driest argument. Yeah. Yeah. Just monotone facts being sticking back and forth.

Trying to switch their words around on them. That's probably like also my defense mechanism. But again, I'll take it over being a real asshole. Well, it kind of depends who you ask. But that is kind of being an asshole. No, I agree. But like being a real, being a real. being a real asshole is just like no one is just like yeah Mike is a dick when I think of

my dude's such a dick like no one he thinks that well maybe I doubt it yeah and if he existed he might think that but I think you're awesome Mike I think it's hilarious I think it's hilarious I don't know I needed to bring him beep the name an old friend sorry sorry keep him out of this He's trying to live a normal life post-mic. Yeah. Dude, we got to introduce him to Ev. That'd be a crazy surprise.

Do you think that anybody can live a normal life if they're our friend? Do they just get drug into a bunch of bullshit? Caught with strays? Yeah, just drug into a bunch of bullshit that they're not even trying to be evolved and just because they're our acquaintance. Tint could probably answer that better. I think I'm good. Yeah, I think there's such a thing is flying too close to the sun.

Because if you're far enough away, you can live a number. normal life. But if you fly too close, you will get sucked in. We're going to involve you in something. You're going to be a meme. You were a meme comet that crashed into us, buddy. There was no dodging you. Yeah, but the

huggle, hug, hug, lug thing, it's got to be a love-hate thing. Oh, I think it's hilarious at this point. But sometimes I'll meet some, you know, fans or whatever, and they'll be a hug-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. You don't actually laugh like that. But yeah, it's funny it's fun just to do it i feel like anyone who comes up in public is always so nice no they're always awesome like anybody who talks shit online it's always online it's never in real life no i've had

maybe one real in life really yeah and what that looks like other than that no is that the board ordering a hot dog or something like this no i was outside of the bar just getting some street meat and um even funnier and this kid's oh you're gab and yeah yeah and i start you know ordering or whatever just minding my own business and he goes, what are you doing at the bar? And I go, just hanging out my buddies, but they already left. He goes, you look like you're 30 with no family, no wife, and you're at the bar still. What's doing? What you're doing?

I just kept chirping me, kept chirping. I was like, you are just one of those fans that would actually write a hate come and you're right in front of my face right now. And then it got to the point where like I turped him back a little bit because I had a good buzz going. And then his buddy starting encouraging me to keep poking the bear. He was getting more mad. I just had to walk away because this kid actually wanted to freaking like he started getting up in my shit.

But he was a freaking one of those just bad fans, I guess. Hmm. Yeah, something else. Oh, you've had a couple of those. I mean, usually alcohol is involved, but like, yeah, where you're just like, dude, yeah, this is the person that would be leaving Haccommon. Something stupid. Yeah, asking you those questions in real life.

That used to happen back in the day when we were, like, more involved in college and just starting out, like, if you'd go to the bars, people, like knew who you were and that you were doing this YouTube thing, but they didn't actually watch videos, like they weren't fans, so they would, like, chirp me or try to whatever, but. Right. Nothing too bad. But I haven't had that in so long. Right.

Yeah. It just gets called Ben. Yeah, and I got CJ. A lot of people have been calling me really, dude, you guys don't look anything like. You guys look nothing like. It is weird.

Dude, all the time. Really? I don't know how you would have seen CJ six times in the last. By who? Have you even seen? Random people.

You've been calling me Ken lately. Oh, wow. I was like, that's pretty strange. Yeah, no. It's just all people that Ken's been introducing you to. Yeah.

Ken's been just introduced himself as Evan. Yeah, dude, the other day I was walking in Zorba's in D. DL and some guy was like, how's it going, Ben? He was so happy to see, I guess, you. And I just don't really want to kill the vibe by telling him I'm CJ. So I was like, good, good. Adapt him up and all this.

How's it going to day? Talk to him a little bit. I thought about turning it around, be like, hey, man, fuck you. And he'd be like, man, Ben's a dick. But I would never do that. Yeah, I usually just let it roll. Yeah, it's just easier that way. And then it's, it gets a little awkward, though, when we're like,

it's not in just passing like oh hey CJ and where it's like he comes up hey CJ has it going and he he legit thinks I'm you and then we're like talking for like a couple minutes when he asked what you're up to you should just start telling him what I've been doing uh yeah I'm living at my parents right now yeah me and my fiancee are building but it just starts spreading just like crazy rumors though trying to get off drugs just like some insane thing he just goes down the street yeah I guess CJ from the Sea Boys is on well he's trying to get off drugs horse tranquilizers

just something to while it's like some stevo shit we'll just chip away at it stevo the crew of jackass I met Johnny Knoxville oh really where that's pretty cool at the airport flying out of Vegas

did you show him your stunt real I wanted to ask that's a guy who would actually would have appreciated you should have your stunt real updated daily starred so that way well mostly your crash compilation but updated daily because, I mean, there's always something. And you should order it from descending orders.

So it starts with like your best work and whatever. But like then when you see a guy like Johnny, it's just like boom, right there. It's not even online. It's just like a boom like, hey. He would watch the first, he'd watch the first stunt, the first crash and probably offer you to be in the new jackass. That's what I was kind of thinking. I'm kind of upset. You could totally be in jackass.

Everyone go take Johnny Knoxville and Gavin's Crash Real from 25. That'd be amazing. You actually could. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Dude, yeah, it was so crazy. I was sitting outside and a couple people wouldn't have to take a picture. I was like, what's going on there? Like, who the heck is that?

And then I kind of saw the white hair. I was like, that could only be one guy, honestly. And I'll ask one more guy. He's like, that's fucking Johnny Knoxville. Like, oh, no fucking way. Just standing there waiting for his Uber. So I walked around nice and calm. Hey, sir, I really love your work.

He was super quiet because he obviously didn't want to draw that big of a crowd, I'm sure. And he's like, dude, thank you so much. Can I ask for a picture? Grabbed a picture with him and that was that. But it's pretty crazy. Pop it up. Let's see it. He pops up as just some old man.

It's not even Johnny. No, it was so... Did you mention to him that you got an insane crash reel? I tried to, but it was honestly so quick. I didn't get it out all the way. Like, that's the first person I've ever been nervous to me. And it kind of gave me an insight on how fans feel to meet us. It made my day for the next two days.

I was like, holy shit. You just kept thinking about them. All day long. Like, I was like, holy shit. I just met the legend of all legends right there. Like, what are the right words to say meeting Johnny Knoxville when you're Gavin? Like, how? Sub jackass.

How do you put into words? Like, I know everyone always says this, but I actually have the craziest crash wheel of all the time. I was so mad I couldn't figure it out. It's like whenever we go to the bar and some guy pulls up, he's like, I got to show you this video. I got to show you this video. And then you stand there for five minutes as they're scrolling back to like 2019 to show like a video of them jumping their quad like four feet in the air. You're just like, dude, that was sick. Fucking quiet.

Oh, no, and you got to see this one. You got to see this one next door. Imagine how many people come up to Johnny and Hockesville and they're like, I do the dumbest shit. Yeah. We would be best friends. I'm stupid. That's the thing where they kind of had, you know,

they invited a lot of people in for Jackass 4 and I know they're, Jackass 5 might already be fair. That's sick. That's sick. That's it. The Gab would be the perfect. It looks like you guys are in prison. Addition.

It does. It does look like you're in prison. What? May Johnny Knoxville in prison. He flies commercial, huh? No, that was JSX. What's that mean? Semi-private.

Savage. You were flying private? Semi-private. What's semi-private? JSX is like a private, you know, plane type thing. You get free drinks. You just pay a little bit extra. Like 500 bucks one way.

In between Vegas and California. Vegas and Denver. There's a couple flights. They got like Phoenix to Denver. Las Vegas to Denver. A couple of places. Yeah, they're like little private jets. They're sick.

That's actually really cool. It's really nice. Basically the segue between commercial and private. So we couldn't do that, though. Tossed up the dough for it. You could get a Segway, though. No, they're like not a airport location.

That's what I'm saying. It wouldn't be worth that. I said we could get a segue. Segway testing. That's a, that's a video right there. You should actually. You get a couple of us? They were sick.

Well, the guy who... He drove off a cliff. Yeah, unfortunately. No. Mr. Segway himself. Oh. Guy who created him, I believe. A segue off a cliff.

It's a bad way. What? And perished. That was on accident, though, right? I did not know that, for sure. Yes. Well, from what I know, yes, it was an accident. Like, he was doing like a tour.

He accidentally wrote a Segway personal transporter off a cliff and into a river. Wow. In North Yorkshire, England. What a way to go home. Oh, he purchased the company. He didn't even make it. Oh. What didn't even kind of crazy.

You're on a Segway. Why is that funny? He was reversing to make way for a dog walker. That actually sucks, dude. He was reversing the make way for it. Imagine me of the guy walking the dog. You watch that. Watch him.

He was a former coal miner. For like mailmen or like mall cops, I guess there's a small window for a Segway. But I think the general consensus is these things are fucking stupid. And then the guy that owns the company does that. It's just like, what the hell is going under? I bet you could do some pretty crazy stunts on a Segway. Let's get a couple. I think I've seen one with forces on it.

I feel like a Segway is kind of. kind of similar to one of those snow bike things that we got. Dude, how crazy that Articat just dropped those in their new line and they look identical. They didn't change a thing. They just put green stickers on it. They bought it and they didn't change anything. And I read these reviews and people are like, man, I can't wait to get one. Or I've got 20 hours on mine and it's great.

And I'm like, I'm just confused if they have the same product we had. And it was. And I was just excited because I was like, nice. Articat makes snowmobiles. So they're going to take it. make it better than it was. It is kind of funny they highlight with 5.5 inches

of front travel and 3.9 inches of rear travel. It's kind of funny to like highlight less than four inches. Yeah. You can't be bragging. You can't be bragging about less than four inches. It's all about the delivery, Ryan.

You're right. Yeah, that's how you sell it. It's how you're able to use it. They call it controlled comfort. You want to go back to the double wide for some controlled comfort? Oh, I thought that one coming. Shut the hell up. That's funny.

Oh, crot. Controlled comfort. Controlled comfort. Oh, I think on that note. I got hockey practice. Yeah. We'll get a mic. Keep your head up out there, buddy.

I'm practicing slap shots and check. today. Learning how to skate. Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? Oh, at practice, I just line up against the wall and then they check me. They dress me up in goalie pads, but I'm not a goalie.

They just hit me. All right, boys. Well, I think that's a wrap. Heck yeah. Thank you for watching this week's podcast. If you haven't, hit subscribe. We make podcasts every Tuesday. And we'll see you next week.

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