Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan Goes Karen Mode In The Emergency Room, 24/7 CboysTV Live Stream & Wine Night 3.0
Episode Date: July 22, 2025In today’s episode we have surprise guest big wrench hop on for a few minutes. We talk cjs abnormally long chewing time, teaching our blind designer how to drive, Buying old expensive supercars, doi...ng a 24/7 live stream using our shop security cameras. And how Ryan went Karen mode at the emergency room. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/WIDEOPEN #Bruntpod #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Dalton has officially corrupted Spenny with these TikTok dances.
I'm Money Mike, but I'm not Filthy Rich.
I've been taking some flack in my TikTok about being naked on a motorcycle.
Mack is a blind graphic designer.
He is the most talented graphic designer that I have ever seen.
Taking, you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing.
CJ is being all suspicious and he's up to something, but he won't tell me what.
How does it feel to be on the outside?
I kind of like it. I'm actually not going to dig in on it like Ken would.
It's just you guys going golfing.
Wow, you're just smart enough not to dig in on it.
It's so rare that you're out of the troll. CJ, is that your second banana you were eating or is that the original one you're eating when you were sitting?
You first one how many bananas do you think I can put down in a couple minutes?
It doesn't look like it's gotten any shorter but you've been eating a banana for five minutes
You had a peel in your hand. You've eaten two bananas in less than six minutes
I have not, one
Dude, I have not seen somebody eat as much as I've seen CJ eat
I was wondering about this ever now. It's tough. You know to defend yourself, but just pretty rare
Do you just constantly see someone like eating and snacking and I didn't really
Recognize the obvious until I saw a comment that said a fucking course CJ's eating right now
And then I was like, yeah, he's always eating.
Always eating.
Dude, well, when you work out, you're on the go.
You need to stay, you know, punished.
I guess you do.
You do need to eat.
You do need to.
But it's like you chew longer.
I do.
I think that's why.
That's what it is.
Usually you just see someone.
Yep.
Yeah.
And then back to it.
But it's like you're constantly chewing.
I'm like, I chew it and then I swallow it.
But Ben, it's like a malnourished child. You have like
PTSD from your kids or from your kid child, your child. Like
he's a fucking coyote that just had like it's fighting. There's
six things and it's eating like a little bit of scraps off the
road. Like he's got his up like he has food in his mouth
right now he couldn't be on he couldn't swallow his food and then say what he
wanted to say where you guys going you have a tee time they're going to the
golf course just look at what she's been wearing all day you're going to the
golf course can you shoot some photos of our reckless golf tees, please?
He's please we actually have some sick reckless golf tees. We do. Yeah both actually both t-shirts and tees I made that mistake when Justin asked me for tees and I brought t-shirts instead
Well, we have like a little cigarette pack that has tees in them. I don't know
I brought I showed up with t-shirts and he's, bro, we need something to hit the ball off of.
Oh, tees.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are tees up to?
Tees from Florida.
Did you just fall down the stairs?
CJ, he was too focused on chewing his food.
He's got another banana.
He's too focused on chewing his food.
He's fucking with you.
Take a banana.
You just dropped half your banana peel over there.
This isn't even a banana.
It's just a peel.
Who slipped on a banana peel?
I did.
Mike did.
Really?
He was running across the drift track,
stepped on a banana peel, and then ate shit.
And CJ thought it was the funny.
I never thought I'd actually see that in my life.
So I actually didn't know it was a thing.
I would agree.
If I saw that happen, I'd be rolling.
Oh, yeah.
No, I slipped on it like a dang cartoon.
ACL's good.
ACL's good. Dude, speaking of the the snacks I watched Gavin's latest video or maybe a
couple of guys from last night where he hits the rail on the three wheeler oh
yeah oh yeah everyone is shoving their face full of snacks Ken's eating snacks
CJ's eating snacks I think you might have even been I would say five people
in the back everyone was just eating snack
Just a snacky time. It was just snack time
It was like too late after lunch, but not early enough for dinner
And it was like I need something to eat
It was just funny every time it was gav talking to someone it would go to someone else to someone else
And everyone was just eating a different snack. You guys know what I'm saying though is always always always chewing
It was when you're always
Chewing chewing for longer than it hit me. That is exactly what it's good for your digestion
That's what you're supposed to do the length of chewing doesn't bother me
It bothers me when he chews with his mouth open. It's just
Well, that's it. That's him talking while he's chewing Ken though
I'd like to think he maybe has good enough manners to not chew with his mouth open
But he's I don't know he's chewing while having a conversation with you. It's like bro. Just swallow
But he's chewing for like 30 30 seconds
But to be fair when I was at the shop CJ walked in and then reheated up lunch from yesterday
Early this morning and started eating lunch and then also had lunch was it breakfast
Well, he ate lunch as breakfast which like I feel like you can eat breakfast at any time
But eating lunch at breakfast is a little bit weird. Yeah, I don't think there's any boundaries
Do you think that if you wake up at say noon?
Your first meal of the day should be breakfast now, but it it can be, but I don't think it should be.
I think it's weird to just skip it and go straight to lunch.
Unless it's just straight up brunch, I think it's weird having breakfast food after 11.
I got to cut us off talking about food because I was listening to Theo von and Glenny balls.
I listened to their podcast and all they talked about the entire fucking podcast was food
and I was hungry at the time and I had to turn it off.
I like got irritated with like, you know know when you're in kind of the wrong
mood and I kept skipping through trying to wait till they weren't talking about food.
Five minutes would go by they'd bring up food again.
I mean it seems pretty on brand.
Yeah I feel like Theo just looked at him and goes what does Glennie want to talk about
and just said food.
Speaking of Glennie why don't you have a seat. Spenny where's the crop top pal no crop top today in the rain we can fix that
pretty quick you bud yeah Ken's been pretty fired up about cutting every
shirt Spenny owns into a crop top was just always talking about how restricted
he feels in these t-shirts you're the one all fired up about it though Ken I just loved your timing Ken it was Ken's big day the other day when
We were filming having him do some stunts you guys
Will see soon the whole video was riding
Big water sport so we're kind of waiting for him to come outside his bedroom
And then he finally comes out and he's got a crop top ready
For spenny and he's like you're gonna need this for today, buddy. Well I had Dalton in my ear like five minutes prior
Hey, go grab a spenny a crop top so I can go make one quick
I don't know who's more sus Ken you or Dalton. Oh 100% Dalton
Well, you're the one doing it cuz I got him in my ear telling me to hey go make this up for spenny
It'll be hilarious. I got nothing to say about the crop tops. Yeah it's just funny. It is funny. Crop
tops are looking better when it's Ben and your deal goes through. Dude. Crop tops
are looking f- I'm actually gonna be a millionaire. Yeah. Gonna be so sick. Well you're at least
gonna have $75,000 so if you invest it wisely you'll be a millionaire. Darn near
one-tenth of the way there. I'll be close. I'll be close enough.
You'll be feeling and looking like a million bucks.
You got 75 grand plus the lease deal afterwards.
Hold on, Kent, you're sweetening the deal here.
Whose side are you on on the negotiations?
It's 50 grand and then $25,000 after that,
but it's a $5,000, so five-month deal,
or split up into 12 months,
and then it'll be like about 2500 bucks a month
But anyway, we're not gonna talk about that. I thought you guys called me up here just to talk about crop tops
Oh, no, no, no CJ had a tee time. So you're on today. Oh, okay
We're running it then Spenny's actually kind of just let me in on this but uh, he's been facetiming his grandma and
He just knows that it's just very entertaining for me to watch.
She's very Canadian.
Spenny's dad is very Canadian and they're usually hanging out together.
The two whitest Canadians ever, probably.
My dad and my grandma.
Dude, they're classic.
But grandma just got a new hip, so she's burning laps around the trailer park.
She actually, yeah, so my dad, he's got Snapchat and he sends these Snapchats and he's like,
getting my grandma these walkers and they had one
and it wasn't good enough, so he got the upgraded
off-road version with the off-road tires.
But then he had to put restrictors on it
because she was burning them too fast.
She was walking too fast so she like,
dialed in the tire restrictor so it it's a little pin on the tire that
Slows the cart down so she can't push it a certain speed
What was the problem with her going too quick my dad just like runs my grandma so hard
Your friends are so hard we phrase that okay. Well. He's just working her heart
He's trying working her hard. There's no way to put it. It sounds like he's trying to slow her down.
But as what he's trying to say is that
you know kind of when there's like
kids like up to five years old
and under you gotta really kind of take care of them.
It's kind of how the same thing happens
after 90. You kinda gotta
keep an eye on them. My grandma doesn't know how
fast she should be going and she's going
too fast.
She can't control how fast she's going.
So they're just, they're slowing her down a little bit. But the funny thing is she loves
the videos and my dad makes her get up and go and walk around the trailer park before
she can watch the videos because she has to get her steps in. So he sends us a Snapchat.
On the new hip. Yeah, he sends me a Snapchat and he says, Burning some laps on the course, but the course is the trailer park parking lot.
Yes, it's just the road around it, but she's gotta burn the laps before she gets to watch the videos.
That's good.
Kinda similar to like a five year old, an iPad kid, you gotta finish your homework, you gotta eat all your food before this.
Dude, imagine how pissed your grandma is when she gets back from her walk and then the video's late.
Dude.
Yeah.
I just want to take another laugh.
That's where she starts commenting on our old videos.
So they pop up in like our recent feed of like, so no video.
It's like five minutes late.
So no video tonight then, or what?
It's pretty funny.
Dalton will post like a TikTok that he made on our page right at about the time the video should have gone out
Let's say
659 and people are just like wow
Posting tick-tocks when you really should be dropping them like they're just they think that it's one or the other
Dude one of the other comments run us hard. I feel like they're just I've been I haven't listened to the new podcast
But I've been taking some flack in my tick talk about being naked on a motorcycle
Chasing Gavin and that just came out. Oh, yeah people are literally
Nice
Talk saying the tenth time you've been naked on a dirt bike. No, that's the first time I have a picture of you
Never been they get on a dirt bike. Come on, Spani. You've told me yeah before I know
I was naked on a bike before yeah, you're right the first time being talked about on a podcast Benny you've told me stories before. I have a picture of you in the living room. I wasn't there.
I was naked on a bike before.
Yeah you're right.
Probably the first time being talked about on a podcast.
Yeah.
And what it's like they're they're chirping you or what?
Yeah they're just I don't even know what they're saying.
They're just saying like that I'm sus after chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike.
Dude CJ and I stripped down naked on our pit bikes with ice tires and did wheelies on the ice.
That was pretty fun and random, pointless, weird I guess.
Yeah, what?
Are you justifying it Mike?
It's you guys.
Yes, I'm saying it's not crazy.
It's like riding a horse naked.
It's not crazy.
One kid goes, explain yourself riding dirt bikes
naked chasing Gavin.
That's a valid point point and then another guy says
Concerning Gavin with no clothes on the dirt bike concerning him these comments are coming in and I'm like
I think we just blow up your spot for like an hour. Yeah the whole time. It's alright though. It's funny
I feel like everybody should probably ride a dirt bike naked at once. Dude, it's so exhilarating.
It's like skinny dipping everybody at once.
Everybody at once, no one time.
It's like skinny dipping.
Have you guys never skinny dipped?
Ryan, that was the most quad guy thing I think I've ever heard you say.
Come on now, Ryan.
Like we should go do it after this in the rain.
Nice little drizzle.
Get all weather.
You know what happens when it rains.
We figure that out.
Not all at once.
That's not what I meant.
I meant to say not at once either.
I meant just to say someone, everyone should do it at one, not together is what I'm trying
to say.
You know what though?
Maybe Gavin's kind of turning the tides, whereas know his three-wheeler brothers are you know protecting their god.
Three-wheeler guys are gonna be coming for me. Never do that!
Yeah. Don't treat the king like that. They're pissed.
It's fine if they come after you, just tip them over.
Speaking of tipping over a three-wheeler.
So good. This weekend we had up our merch team.
So all the guys that help with our merchandise,
there's three of them that are out of the country in Canada.
So one's a designer who I will be talking about here
in a second.
And then two of them help with all of our products.
And then there's another guy, his name's Alan.
He's actually from the UK, but he lives in China.
Alan's a crazy bastard. I love Alan. Yeah, he's the best. but he lives in China. Alan's a crazy bastard, but he's the best.
We thought he was Asian and then he showed up in the white sky ever. But he,
anyway, so these, these four guys are in town and Mac,
who's our designer is blind, legally blind, legally blind.
So like he has very thick glasses and, and everyone's like, well, I was,
I was the designer if he's blind. blind he sits about this close to the computer screen
But he probably couldn't read Ryan's shirt from here might not even know who Ryan is sitting there really well
Yeah, yeah, I never really asked him
He's pretty wide awful he could like see like a foot away
But anything further than like two or three feet he like can't even really read it one of the first things we did when we all got here
Was golf and it was so funny every time
You know like you hit your own drive and you got I lost it that happens but like for him, you know
Oh, that's actually a nice shot, buddy
Yeah, I see it bouncing and he's just like like I I can't see the ball ever. So I just felt bad.
But Mac has never driven a vehicle before up until coming to the Seaboys compound.
Right.
He can't get his driver's license because of his blindness.
So he's never driven a car.
How crazy is that?
And he's never driven a dirt bike or four wheeler or anything like that.
Right.
So for some reason I let Mac.
I'm glad there was an I statement in there.
I did. I will take responsibility for this because I was there.
I was standing there.
What did you let him do?
I let him ride a three wheeler for the first vehicle that he'd ever driven.
Recreational vehicle.
Banned because it's so damn dangerous.
It might've been the drinks that we had had and it was 2.30 in the morning at the
shop at this point and Mack hopped on it and I could just see the excitement in his eyes
and I let him ride it.
So 110 keep in mind.
And what's he do?
He tips over in the first 10 feet.
10 feet?
Yeah.
I've never seen anything like it.
I hadn't either.
And yeah, he like hops up and he's like, oh man. My arm is broken. I think
Points it towards me and it's just it's like his arm is pointed this way and his elbow is pointed that way or is his
Like forearm is pointed that way. I was like, oh and you can hear it in clay's voice in the video
Oh, oh god. Oh, but he was getting woozy. Just looking at it
All right
No, no, there's no way. You all right? No, it's fine. Is he okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's come back.
Damn. It didn't look good to the start, I'll tell you that.
And so, Mac, like, pops it back in, and he's, like, limping around,
and I'm like, there's no way that you just popped your arm out, falling from two feet onto the ground or three feet onto the ground that way.
I didn't really see that the way that he like fell until like kind of watching the footage back and being like, OK, yeah, it could have worked.
But then two days later, he was standing up.
So he'd like he was kind of like favoring his arm for the rest of the weekend.
And then on Sunday afternoon, when he was on the boat, he went to stand up and he popped
it back out again.
Getting up on the boat platform.
He went up and just like boop.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he just goes like, it's out, it's out, it's out.
And we're in the boat at the sandbar and I go, all right, I'm pulling the anchor thinking
he's going to have to go to the hospital, right?
He goes, I got it, I got it.
And he just sits there and just pops it back in.
Which is like a hard-o move, dude.
That's like a pro-moto guy move.
Yeah, that is such a legit maneuver right there.
Like, I'd be like, call the helicopter, dude.
Get me out of here.
I can't do that.
This Friday, may I speak freely?
I prefer English.
The Naked Gun is the most fun you can have in theaters. Yeah, let's go without getting arrested. Is he serious? He's serious. No. The naked gun
only in theaters Friday. Yeah, that was that was pretty gnarly. Like Mac is a blind graphic
designer. He was in the trenches this weekend. Like he was driving the bus around. If you guys
saw that did a great job. He had everything in sight I guess well out or out of sight for him and
Well, he crashed three-wheeler. He didn't hop back on that after that our weekend was kind of giving like bachelor party vibes
It was our version of a corporate outing
Collectively, let's say everybody had five six drinks on the course not counting the four shotguns that were had
The shot, you know, it's like
he doesn't drink at all and then he comes around us and then he was.
No, no, they do.
They do drink.
And that's why we were on our worst behaviors because they were just they do.
But like Mac doesn't drink like that, too.
He was no one should.
I'll tell you that much.
No one should drink like the way that we were behaving this weekend.
It was not good.
Our editor was here to Pat. I talked to him this afternoon. It was not good. Our editor was here too, Pat.
I talked to him this afternoon.
It's Tuesday.
And he goes, how are you feeling?
I was like, good.
I didn't, I didn't drink after Friday.
How are you feeling?
He was like, I'm just feeling okay now.
He was like, I woke up still hungover this morning.
Dude, on those big weekends, that's how it goes.
You need like two or three days till you're actually back feeling good.
Yeah, it was heavy.
Or just don't stop.
That is true.
I know it's like, yeah, it was pretty poor, poor decision
making on my end to let him try and ride a three wheeler.
And I learned that Mac and then I was reminded quickly why three wheelers are now banned.
Mac was claiming he was going to hit the airbag.
You like actually wanted to hit it. Yeah, he wanted to hit it. Oh, I was like he's like, let's pull it up
I'll hit it and I was like, dude, like how can you hit the airbag? Like what do you mean?
What you wanted to hit it on a skateboard? I swear he actually wanted he is a skater. He legit
100% was so confident that he could hit the airbag. He wanted to do it.
And I was like, I don't know.
I would have loved to see that.
Same.
I would have loved to see that.
He said pre-elbow injury.
Okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Next time we have him down, once he gets that elbow tightened up, we'll-
Put him back in the trenches.
Yeah, we'll put him back in the trenches.
I think we gotta invite Mac back and just get him back behind the wheel.
Yeah.
I don't think he's done driving.
Dude, I'm still just so fascinated by that
Just everyone watching just picture how many vehicles you've driven and especially those of you into action sports
Like how many dirt bikes and three wheelers and four wheelers or even just like mini bikes or go whatever go car
But on a scooter especially just cars like he he kinda like he doesn't live in a rural enough air area to like just go drive on like backroads
Or anything, but it just blew my mind that that no one ever like took him into a parking lot and was like
Yeah, you just drive my yeah civic around just drive it around a little bit
Like I'd be pushing for that cuz I'm like you can't be your age and not have driven a car
Even if you're legally blind well after seeing him drive around though, it's not a good idea.
Well, that's why I just like, I felt like I just wanted to train him.
I mean, we did have like the perfect environment set up for him where any environment, but
vehicle, no, it was the perfect vehicle because everything and it was fine.
It just got pushed out right out of the way
Well true, but like a bus is also hard to drive
But he was like dude, it wasn't even that bad car accidents aren't that bad and I go don't
If you're ever in another scenario like don't expect to be able to bump into another car and it not hurt like the bus just blows
Pushes things away. It's actually awesome. I love it. It is awesome. How was that, Mac? He's like, I really like the big steering wheel.
This big.
That was his favorite part.
I asked him, you know, how he got into being a designer.
And he was like, it was partially because my brother was super into sports
and I couldn't play.
So I'd go and, you know, watch kind of.
He would draw, you know, like he obviously took up being an
artist because it was something that he could do mm-hmm and he is the most
talented he's so graphic designer and artist that I have ever seen like every
single saying something because you know him well and all he has a lot of things
on me seriously but one of them is drawing like draws all of our designs
I can like you know that that's what I didn't even know that this weekend
I'm like wait so like this this like the money Mike bachelor party that like to me is like a very well-rounded
Cartoon he's like yeah, of course I drew that I'm like dang dude so that put it all into perspective
So yeah, and now anything you see from here on out
I'm helping out with stuff here and there but like if if you see any insane graphic, Mac drew that on his freaking tablet
a foot from his face. Even just like the color combos that he uses like, it's so good.
The color combos he's using is just like so down. He kills it. Yeah, he's so talented.
It's just like taking, you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing.
That's like something that he's done with it.
He called it his superpower.
Which is pretty cool.
Yeah.
Pretty cool perspective on that.
You think with Tesla's he's going to be able to drive?
Like you ever think with full self-driving?
I don't think you're technically driving then.
You know, you still technically legally are driving it.
What about those Ubers that drive themselves around?
In a Waymo where you're just straight up in the back seat and there's nobody in the front,
like he could definitely get around that way.
He could call a rideshare service and get around?
Yeah.
But do you think like the Teslas will ever get to a point where somebody who is not legally
able to drive could?
I mean, yeah, probably in the next five, 10 years.
I was pretty sick actually.
I would say.
Think about how freeing that shit would be if you could never like you always needed someone else or have to call an uber especially when you live in
rural areas like think how confined you are but then if you had your own car that could drive you
wherever how sick that would be. I could see Tesla being capable of that much sooner than it being
allowed. Well yeah. I don't understand there's self-driving cars in California and shit, right?
Like right now you're essentially I see the videos of the cars.
Yeah.
Like I've done it in Phoenix, but it's kind of like there's still, there's still
like people in a data center, like monitoring all the cars.
Like, I don't think they're, they're not driving it, but they're still like, if
they get into a situation where the computer can't get out of it, they can
like manually override it. Really?'t I see I did not know
that even one bit it does make sense because it's those it's those little
moments that could cause a serious pickle an accident and then their whole
thing crumbles it's gotta happen though I mean I've seen that video where like
the cops are yeah it's like a I don't know telling them to stop and the car
is going and everyone's freaking out did they have to throw a like spike strip? Oh my god.
Spike strip a waymo? There's just yeah people in the backseat how helpless
would you feel though too in that situation you're getting hollered at by
a cop you're just sitting in the backseat minding your own business. What
do you do? Is there a stop button in there? Yeah like in the waymos there's a
button that says like pull over.
Yeah, but like, I guess they could have done that. I was
trying to find a legal place to pull over.
If it's already stopped, it should just cause a park.
Because remember when we just opened the doors on that when we
got to a place and just got out. But uh, we were in one in
Phoenix and there's like a four lane, you know, like City Street and we got stuck behind one of the
Thousand old people that live in Arizona driving about 35 in a 60
And so the way Mo's just stuck behind him because it was it was like had sought out its lane
It wasn't gonna go around a slow-moving driver and we sat behind this guy for like probably 10 miles
Driving 20 miles an hour slower than everybody else
and we're like calling way more support trying to get it to like go around.
Oh seriously?
Well I mean what we're gonna do it was literally like 35 minutes in the car.
Were you getting hot?
Well I mean no there was nobody to yell at.
When you're getting fired up I know you're getting fired up when you're calling support.
Yeah well we're all in the car.
You know Ryan's sitting in the back seat.
No I was hanging out the window trying to get the old guy to move over.
So let us go by is what I was doing.
Is there a horn?
Uh, yeah, but you can't touch the steering wheel.
You can get in trouble for that.
You're banned.
Yeah.
I think it like stops the car.
What kind of cars are they?
Some Jaguar thing.
And maybe they collabed.
You see the Jaguars whole rebrand just like completely failed.
Sales are in like 99% or something.
Yeah.
Like they're in like double, double digit sales for 2025. Yes try to do just a rebrand
But if you watch speeds video on it, like James Humphrey or whatever logo and like he like goes in depth about how Jaguar
Is done that's done the rebrand like ten times. So it's like nothing new either way it failed
Who the hell is buying Jaguars Jaguars April?
2025 Europe sales. it's pretty specific but it plunged ninety seven point five
percent whoo last year they sold 2,000 vehicles this year they sold 49 in a
month in a month in a month that's month in the month, but that's what I'm saying again
It's still very specific
But you think there's like Honda dealerships that sell more cars than that at their dealership in a month probably in a day
Some dealers do that. Yeah, 49. Yeah, but Rolls Royce just rebranded as well. Did you guys see that? No, I didn't
Price range you're thinking of the rain like money Mike has a range over
Thank you, Ken. Yeah, what are you saying? Like I do I do
I got a cat like you should get a Rolls Royce and then hire a driver to just drive you around
That's my like I'm hopping out the fandom. I'm money Mike, but I'm not filthy rich
There's not dirty Mike and the news to us Mike Yeah, no, I just know this I just spend the money I have recklessly like you can spend the money even more
And that doesn't mean that you can afford a Rolls Royce. I think that you should get a Rolls Royce though Mike
I didn't even if it's a
New one, you know money Mike is balling on the budget that he's got you can get an old Phantom for like 50
Grand Rolls Royce is go hard. They do that would
So you're telling me I can get a vintage Rolls Royce
No, we're good to 30 grand be losing five less than Ken's continental pull this up Ken. Let's see what kind of
You can get some cheaper fandoms like two thousands get that Chrysler 300 converted into a phantom
Yeah, yeah, you might just yeah, I've always loved Chrysler 300 just get a fake. You just gotta have yeah the the
Suicide doors in the back
Then just make sure that it has the umbrella the umbrella starlight headliner. Is that mandatory? What's the umbrella?
I'd be all wrong don't put it in for you. They can totally just like a complimentary. Yeah umbrella
Yeah, it's in the door or something like that. It's just like a thing bulletproof in the movies inspector
Yeah, bro. I bet yeah, and then you got to get a driver. Do you think we'll ever get another?
Kit car like honestly yes, I think we should get it for yeah
I think we should get a Ferrari when a decent kit car Ferrari probably on a Fiero comes up
I think we should do it that'd be sick and then someone will get a real Ferrari. Yes, exactly
can't connect to the TV but
Ken what are you doing? How many?
178 there's a lot of podcasts actually
Thanks to everybody who watches and if you if you just watch every week, it'd be great if you subscribed
I'm being good for me and just yeah Thanks to everybody who watches and if you just watch every week it'd be great if you subscribed.
It'd be good for me.
And just yeah.
It'd be good for Spenny too.
Lately it's been ramping up.
Like I went back and checked our views on the podcast and it just blew me away.
Big ups.
There's a lot up.
Getting a lot of views on a podcast is hard.
Now we're using this TV.
I can't connect to that TV.
Oh dude.
We're back there.
90s?
Okay that's kind of a lot
27k which is still a lot of money especially for an old car but for Rolls-Royce
This is me Ken and Gavin's next cheap versus expensive car. I'd be so good. We get 99 or 40
Pretty low miles. There's no way that we go. There you go
There we go. Why is that? Why is that so cheap? There's gotta be
Thousand miles all the white interior goes hard. Oh, that's perfect salvage cars for sale
Yeah, it's $25,000 below market value. That's concerning that you can't price on but you can register for free
You see that on the ad?
And then just wrap it in the classic money print
Yeah, holy shit. Oh that white interior does go hard You look so baller driving that. And then just wrap it in the classic money print.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Ooh, that white interior does go hard.
Dude.
And again, we're not saying that a $62,000 car isn't expensive,
but for a car that probably MSRP's at like $300,
Pretty good.
It's a pretty good deal.
That you can't put a price on.
Gosh, I just.
Does it have the umbrella though, Ken?
My nice rig.
Like I swear in every Rolls Royce I just doesn't have the umbrella though can Like I sworn every rolls where I said you look at the umbrellas missing imagine eating hot dogs on them trays be so good
Oh
Spaghetti wine night in a rolls. It's gotta be 12 to 12. So I'm saying spaghetti wine
They make their own be 12 or what? No, they do they make their own
It's like six and three quarter liter six and three quarter liter is so fucking American. It's like six and three-quarter liter six and three-quarter liter is so fucking American
It's so American our Rolls Royce American
No, it just the way that he described you look at both the leaders and quarters does that mean like a six seven?
Yeah, it's a six point six. I just saw it up there six and three cool. It's even a fair deal
Great, and you know, I love those
It makes me think my BMW when shit starts going wrong
in that I hate it. It's almost like a Rolls Royce is just a fancy BMW. Exactly and then
it literally looks like a BMW with a little bit more to go wrong. Who owns Rolls Royce?
BMW. Oh I didn't know that. I actually just saw a stat the other day, though, that like the average age of Rolls-Royce buyers back in 2015 was like 62.
And now the average age in 2025 of a Rolls-Royce buyer is
35. Really? Yeah.
Which I thought was a little far fetched.
Seems really young. Yeah, I don't know.
I think they're really popular in Asia because in Asia, like a lot of people get
like chauffeur driven around. and if you can sit in
The back it's so nice. I love that tidbit of information. You just gave right yet. Yeah, where did you pull that from?
like I
You're always full of those. How we should we fact-check this back check it now cuz I know when nothing wrong
I know we have to start checking kid Ken. We need another person behind the desk
to just be fat checking the whole time.
Jet Lawrence rips the Rolls Royce.
He's a part of the stat.
He's lowering the stats.
He's lowering the stats because he's like 21, 22.
Gosh.
And he's ripping a Rolls Royce.
That is crazy.
Other than him, he's the only guy,
or maybe Mickey Mace might have one too. Steve other than him. He's the only guy. All right, maybe Mickey Mace might have one too, but I'm not people do it
He will do it. Yes, Steve Weston Champlin. Yeah, Weston. Jam has a Rolls Royce. Yeah, bro. He's ballin
What is it? I mean like an old like a 2026. He just got
Got like purple interior. I have how was your weekend you get anything cool up north played some golf
My dad got a hole in one. That's what that's that's pretty cool. It's actually sick fourth one
Yeah, I was gonna say that's probably his for one or that's wild dude dude
Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever watched really dead ass. He's so good
So what are you the complete polar opposite of evidence? They what do you think?
I've got me yeah, he doesn't hit the ball very far, but he's just a sniper. And his short game is lethal.
Wow.
I'll tell you this story.
We played in a scramble last year.
It was like a charity event.
And was like, yo, my dad will play with us.
And I was like, OK, that sounds good.
He shows up.
We get on the first hole.
Part three.
All of us shank our balls all over the place.
It was me, Evan, Tommy, my brother-in-law, and Grandpa Ron.
So imagine that crew.
And then Ev's dad, right?
So we're all over the place.
Ev's dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet.
I'm like clapping.
I'm like, John, what a shot.
He's got a stogie in his mouth, right?
And he goes, relax, we'll be doing that all day.
Dude, it was the most savage comment after a golf shot ever.
It was so cocky.
And I was like, all right, all right, sure enough, did it every shot.
It was on John Daly.
You might have to have the kid back.
Yeah, he's coming back.
Really?
Yeah, this year.
For a tournament?
Yeah.
I'm not even playing in it, but I was who whoever whoever wants to play with John will win. Yeah
Relax will be doing that all day that goes
Yes, the fact that he's got a stoke fired up on the first hole is crazy
Where the whole time didn't put it out not just on the golf course pretty much runs it around the clock really?
He's not running all day. It's not always going though. I think he eats as much off the end that he chews on
as that he burns off the end that he's smoking.
I just like a well-seasoned cigar smoker like him.
Impresses me because I'm the opposite.
I'm probably in the same boat as a lot of people.
When I smoke a cigar, it's all I can do to just make a dent in it.
It's all I can do passing it around to the you know, the whole group at the bachelor party
You just make a dent in it and then he's like, you know smoking her down
It's like if you're not used to doing it
It does seem like it's you need to get to the bottom of it
You don't know I guess choose like it if it goes out and he might have it in his mouth for like 45 minutes
It's not even that I think that's what I'm getting at
Is that it I don't think I need to get to the bottom of it
But I also think like how on earth would I ever get to the bottom of it?
Even if I had to light it up for the next week
I don't know if I could only one way to find out no, it's funny
He thought about it so like he won't leave it in his mouth when he hits
He'll just take it throw it on the ground hit pick it back up
But he does that with like everything he's doing like he'll walk into the gas station and just throw it on the sidewalk
No, she'll get his cup of coffee and they come out and pick it back up what?
That that guy's got to have an immune system that could fight anything. Yeah war for
We should get him like a little cigar holder for his car.
Like clips up by the windshield wiper.
You just like set it on there and then walk back out.
He actually has one for his golf cart
that like clips on the roof or like the pole
for the roof or whatever.
That's kinda sick.
But he doesn't really, I don't think he uses it that much.
It's like to hold your range finder kind of thing.
He just adapted it to hold his stove.
Like a little magnet clip. Yep, no He just adapted it to hold a stone clip.
Yeah, no, just throw it on the ground.
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It's kind of a safety hazard on golf courses with all the fertilizer.
Fertilizer is going to get you.
I'd be done with all the swimming we did in the ponds
Well, you are yeah might explain not thing. Yeah. Yeah, it actually might add up
Probably is bad for you
What about that one time that CJ fell in the pond when we were reckless golfing and he was just like, oh, no
Oh, it's she I'm oh, yeah, this isn't what's it?
What's in a pond a golf pond like that could make me itchy and we're like driving back
And he's like seriously guys. I gotta do something about this quick
And we pulled over at a gas station
He went and got a bunch of water bottles and really took a shower off
We should get one of those remember to have in the science classrooms
Emergency, I was like yeah, or it's a little station water fountain that has the two
That's on the bottom and then the other shower over the top
You should get one just in case be good for when we come back from like muddin or whatever do that outside
That actually would be a good idea
outdoor shower
Like where this is going. Yeah, let's get on that. Yeah, that would probably make more sense door
Shower would be clutch would be we'll put it next to Mike's skate park
Yeah, not too close. We don't want it to get yeah
I mean we're gonna do some landscaping out there. Yeah, so what is the plan now with the skate park the plan is
We're supposed to be here today Dave comes back tomorrow to finish paint it
But anyway, just got to grow some grass around it. Give it a little love
I think we're gonna do anything about that hole in it from the handlebar. I don't think we're gonna patch it
I don't think we need to but I thought you could like like do a bondo. Yeah bondo. That's what I was thinking
There is a hole in it. Yeah, where there's like a clutch lever or where the brake lever or something went
Maybe the handlebar as your thumb say I'm more bummed about the rips in the seat You know how it's awesome to have a old 80s three-wheeler with a mint seat cover original and now it's got ripped
But yeah, you really got the short end. It was worth it
I would say given the damage to the three-wheeler, which was essentially none. It was worth it to watch Gav
Do that it's like the tank and the plastic there's other bars were're fine cool things to have original then like see
yeah that's true yeah yes that was cool I am looking forward we we've had just such a busy
last couple weeks that I really haven't even skated it for more than like 10 minutes at a time
it's been hot it has been hot but I'm raining I'm leaving it been hotter rainy so forward to like
actually spending some time on it and Cody tried to do it a couple weeks ago
It was like 85 degrees out and we were hung over
Lasted about three minutes
See how our like fall time looks because I noticed that too. I'm like, dude
It is not sheltered back here at all. It seemed like it would be in the shower. Yeah
Yeah, it felt there's no breeze. It's just straight off the tin to know.'s no breeze, yeah. I don't know, maybe we need to get like a pergola or something.
We need to get some cameras back there too
in case somebody has a big wipeout.
Did I hear you're putting lights back there too or?
Yes.
So I had that thought though too.
So again, I maybe brought this up before,
but we have our security cameras
and there's a finite amount of cameras
you can put at least on one server or whatever and they're for a reason obviously to catch anyone
trying to vandalize burglar do anything mischievous around but what they're used
much more for much more is to capture our shenanigans so I was just wondering
like is there a world where we kind of get rid of some of the unnecessary
camera angles we have and like point them towards more areas.
I mean we can just add more. 24 7 CBOYS TV shop live.
Because I mean we have a few camera angles that are just pointless and I would love for them to
be in the hot spots instead. I know that's probably a pain in the ass to move but.
I can't think of a pointless one. I can't think of one either.
The one that the there's just one that just goes like onto the dumpster at the farm that one's pretty pointless
Make sure that nobody's throwing their trash in our dumpster. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so that's it
That is what it is, but I find that one pointless
No one's ever doing anything over there
And then there's the one where the r6 fell out of the sky again that one's last on the driveway down the driveway
But got its money's worth out of that shot cover like all the corners of the building every every square inch of our property is caught on camera literally except for
you escaped half yeah except for that you're right so we just need a camera
over there even my bedroom Toledo was in my room she's like is there cameras in
here like no no there's no cameras. Come on now. There's no cameras in there, right?
I don't know. No. Well, we have you we have 50 cameras on our server But Ken has a separate server for the one in your room. Yeah
He's got one in Dalton's office
under the desk
Dude that would be such it'd be like such a funny like prank the
just got new camera system installed and all the angles are so
was so this all of them
lay right right above the here in the whole yeah that would be pretty funny
higher the guy to come in and set them up yeah that would be that's a pretty
funny idea
and it's solely just like hidden cameras to get the guys
Reaction, but will he actually do this?
I was meeting with him earlier this morning about the merch barn expansion and he was like they make like
Super tiny ones now where it's like the size of your fingernail essentially really like as like it meant to be like integrated into like the
Architecture or like anything for that matter, you know
You could put that in a Kleenex box
Why you put it?
Bear like in the movies they put in the teddy bear eye
It really is crazy. Like how far security cameras have came like our security cameras
Quite literally are caught in 4k
Yeah, that's why we use them in just our actual videos
right or our podcast thumbnails or like so many different scenarios where they come in clutch being such high quality and
the audio is good too where it's just like dude, we really could just hook our
security cameras up to
Twitch live stream and just have like seeboys TV shop live stream seems awfully dangerous
Honestly, dude, you could do like an outside one. I mean, you know, like you wouldn't want like all your like have Cody over
Yeah, yeah have Cody over and entertain them on the outside cam. Can you imagine though?
We just have a bunch of like we have Gavin and be like, yeah
We like take him to Zorba's and he like picks up a couple chicks. Yeah, bring him back.
We don't tell him that everything is live streamed.
They're trying to get him in the hot tub.
Gosh dang.
It'd be entertaining though, I'll tell you that much.
Yeah, it would.
Like it's constant entertainment around here.
It'd be like Love Island.
That show still blows my mind in the whole aspect of the hidden camera.
High, high, high quality hidden cameras with people hanging out that they stay immediately day to start to make
interactions that they would as if there was no cameras around so they know
there's no cameras they know there is cameras they just but they're so hidden
that they like start to act like they're not there yeah there's not like you don't
feel like you're yeah there's nobody like standing filming your conversation
there's like mobile cameras that are mounted but there is I saw they have like a tram
Yeah, I should say they're all big brother is straight-up. Just hidden cameras
Yeah, they do behind like one-way mirrors like everywhere around the house. Yeah, big brother's been around for like forever
It's like two thousand like a reality TV show. I don't think I've ever seen love Island you and me both
Yeah, I don't you're pretty I don't think it's worth
What was it? It's like a ongoing thing unless Greta sits you down on episode 1 of next year season
I would not watch it. I don't watch TV or Netflix
Series ever so I don't know any of these shows me too. I don't watch anything
I am sometimes shocked like you and Ryan
I feel like we do knock it out of the park. I don't know how the hell you guys have the time
I don't get it either. Oh, I do get it because we travel with Ryan
It seems like when you go to bed, you're on your phone. Yeah where for me
I'm just like oh, I guess we're watching basic cable tonight cuz for me it's before bed
I'm honing in on like two episodes of whatever I'm watching or a full movie
So that's two hours. No, I wouldn't say quite two hours
But yeah, like a movie length like an hour and a half or an hour time you go to bed anywhere between midnight and 430
That explains a lot like last night. I was working in my office until 3 and then I was like gosh
I'm gonna have a really hard time going to bed after this I really try not to stare at the screen until
three slept like a baby in the lower bunk Spenny almost joined me at the farm
but he has his own bed now so thought about hitting the upper bunk though give my buddy Mike some
the sus comments the sus comments that we're worried about no he was lonely
yeah he's just being a friend I didn't know I thought he was like I'm going home and then I went upstairs and he's like, I'm not actually going home tonight
And then I was like, well, I'll hang out with you if you want to hang if you need a buddy all
only in your
Know this is getting more sus was he actually in his underwear? Yeah, I just got out of the shower
I was getting ready for bed and then I seen Mike's office light on and as he said he was going home
Yeah, nine o'clockclock what's he still doing?
Hello! So then I walked around and he's in the lower bunk at nine o'clock I'm like
Mike what are you doing? Wait at nine? Yeah he was in the bunk bed at nine and then he got out of bed
and went back to work and then went to bed at three. If you stay up until three
but you're taking a nap at nine that kind of skews, I didn't one I didn't take a nap and two actually
Yeah, I didn't take a nap nor do I really ever how the hell could you take a nap at nine o'clock and wake up?
It's called because because I'm a yeah cuz I'm a night owl kind of nocturnal Mike this chick on
Snapchat on her story just a distant friend of mine posted that she had
49 naps in the month of
June.
That was like, you know, just her screenshot of whatever app.
And I just, how?
49 naps in 30 days?
What a crazy stat.
Stat to be posting.
What a crazy stat.
How do you even know that?
Like that's, that's averaging about one and a half a day.
Yeah.
That's pretty crazy. Imagine taking a morning nap and an afternoon nap imagine having the time to do that
I think that every time I get behind somebody who's driving 40 miles an hour
I go god. I want to have the amount of time you have right now my dad rips naps. Was it my dad?
My dad rips naps, but he also wakes up at 3 30 in the morning
Yeah, and goes when does he go to bed pretty early, right?
Seven. Yeah, seven. Eight. Is that hard for him in the summer when it's like light out?
Rises and falls with the Sun. Yeah, but he falls before the Sun and he also rises before it. Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, I think his schedule puts on for more productivity or slightly more at least but his is just as insane as mine
I will stand on that.
Dude it's pretty wild though because like I just did not get those genes like I hate
waking up early I hate going to bed early I feel like it's just such a waste then he's
on the opposite of like oh it's the best time of the day is waking up at 3am.
What do you think he does from like dude five wakes up?
He's probably listening to this podcast right now looking over.
It's three forty five is going to end at four fifteen and then he's going to be like.
Scroll find another podcast.
The best time of the day that you wouldn't believe.
You can listen to podcasts actually any time of the day and then as soon as like it's
Like just light enough to wake my mom up and make her pull him skiing if it's like nice in the summer
He's still super active skier. Yeah, I think it's pretty active
He'd probably be more active if my mom wasn't like stop waking me up at six o'clock in the morning to take you skiing
Yeah, we used to do that to me actually when I was younger
I'm doing a 6 a.m. Ski the water is on you know how to see so good
You know how to how do you not what you literally ski you know living in high school? No water ski
Yeah, so how would it not it doesn't correlate?
Yes, I can do this long thing where you jump off the dock on one foot and can you yeah, really?
I could never slash super hard, but that that
Yeah, really I could never slash super hard but that that
To like hit the buoys like I dabbled with that. There's a local lake by us that actually had the buoys set up But no, I can get around just fine. I
heavily regret not learning how to barefoot last year when my
Future father-in-law came out and barefooted for the video wasn't the time to learn no
I know by the pontoon. I should just try to Gavin tried it should time to learn. No, I know. But I'd upon tune.
I should just try to Gavin tried it.
Should have tried it. Yeah, I don't think he tried it.
He just ate shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just pretty much committed to eating shit.
And you try on the pole.
Yeah, but the pole is different.
Oh, I know. I know. It doesn't count.
But I'm saying that would be a more appropriate situation. Yeah.
Yeah, you're probably right.
I would like to learn how to barefoot though maybe.
Yeah, I do it with you if we ever if we ever do it like people. Like full blown long rope. Yeah and as far as
the content goes it is something we've done many times but it's funny every time so I would I would
do the long rope. It's just sick like if you can long rope barefoot. There's nothing more badass on the water
Maybe besides for doing sick stuff on wakeboard, but like other than that. It's gnarly
You're basically fully committed to the game of like I'm willing to do this because it's dope and I'm going to eat shit
Many times I just remember one the one time we did it on camera
And it just felt like getting water boarded over and over and over again
What do you mean the one time we did it on camera?
I lost my shorts off the boom like it literally just felt like I was getting water shoved in my face for
I think you'd be a lot better at it now
We should have mixed that into ken's big water sports. Probably shut up big water sports guys, benny
Uh, I water skied once and I was leaning so far back
I was hitting my butt off the water and then it would bounce me and I'd stand up and then I'd fall on my
Butt would hit and I'd get bounced up again
I just basically just like skipped on my ass and that was the only time I ever water skied never done it since really
Spenny you don't really like the water though. You're always saying it's cold. Yeah, I don't he's a wetsuit
I'd am a wetsuit guy. I literally would always prefer to wear a wetsuit
I hate being cold in the water can we're in Idaho is like 95 degrees out just scorching hot
Yeah, I had to put on put the wetsuit on your little wet. I did I would say it's the negative
1% body fat you have but yeah, I always hate that too. It was like on Saturday
We didn't have the nicest weather 75 degrees little windy. I'm out on the boat just
Like on Saturday, we didn't have the nicest weather 75 degrees little windy. I'm out on the boat just
Freezing and I just feel like a puss. I just wish I could just be normal, but I just be freezing Yeah, I think it's just my skin sensitive to like cold water like even when I get in an ice bath
I'm just like like I can do it, but I'm just like this is hurt
I actually feel that way like I get it. I'm like, oh, it's my skin getting to the threshold of being numb
I still haven't really done. Yeah, you gotta get that at least five minutes
We did the three minutes and I was like, ah, there's no way I'm gonna be able to do three minutes
And I did three minutes and I yeah
I I can't get to that point and like I got a force myself if there's a lake and there's a like you got to
Jump off the dock. I got to literally force myself. I gotta be like, alright
I'm gonna do it three two one and I just I gotta like actually force myself to jump in because I won't just do it voluntarily
Yeah, I just don't like my mindset is a lot of the time soon
Not every time like obviously not when we're in Arizona, but I have to like go. Alright gonna do it. Yeah, I'd be cold
I don't care. Yeah, I'm trying to like that's something that I've been working on though
I'm trying to like just be more acceptant to been working on though I'm trying to like just be more accept into it and be like alright. It's just cold water
I'm just gonna jump in and it's gonna be great. I'm gonna enjoy the water with everybody else. Yep been working
I've been working on it. Yeah, have you been enjoying it more?
Well, I get in set yeah
I get in and then I
Swim around for a little bit and everybody's having fun
And then I start to get cold and then I get out and they're still in there
And I'm like how are these guys still in there like they're just still going the biggest thing for me which
still kind of makes me feel a little wimpy but if you bring a towel with it
is way better yeah yeah I'm gonna bring a towel afterwards
way better
jammies
warm jammies
little foot warmers
around it with the heater from the boat.
Gosh that is such a first world problem.
Being too cold on the boat.
Get your heater blowing in your towel.
Get your heated seat.
Now all the boats have heated seats.
That's crazy to me but it's awesome.
I don't blame you though, Spani.
I just don't like cold water.
Land mammals.
I just don't like cold water. Speaking of Ryan getting fired up up Ryan got a little fired up at the hospital a couple days ago
because it's taking too long what's the deal with that scene no I wanted to I
really want to get my boys Benny sitting there being in a good mood when he's all
injured I'm like this poor guy that kind of goes back to you being in the Waymo
yeah and you calling customer support like that's kind of a Karen move
right, I
Total different when you're in the hospital and you're just in the waiting room
Yeah, no it is. I would want you in the hospital with me if in that situation
I was happy that he was there cuz I I know I wasn't gonna go up and say anything
But I was so happy that Ryan went up and said something. We were in there for, and this again is not a knock on healthcare workers,
it's on the billion dollar corporation that doesn't hire anyone to fucking work there.
But, Karen, I'm gonna Karen out now I guess on you guys.
Oh now we gotta fire it up.
We sat in there for two hours, two hours.
In the emergency room.
In the emergency room, where emergencies are supposed to be tended to and no one came out
And I was like spending to being way too calm
We're sitting here laughing and just like having you know a chill time and I was like maybe that's why and so I was like
Hey, his pain is getting pretty bad. Like can he be seen and she was like, yeah, I'm sorry
I'll see what I can do and then she just sent out an ice pack
Which was nice of her to like care right but I was like damn that backfire Ryan comes back and sits down
He goes if anybody asks your pain is getting grit your pain is getting harder
What about the other guy that was in there dude? Yeah?
Oh, yeah, so I taught the guys my method yeah
So I went to the room, and I'm bummed that I missed all the other patients coming in then it got busy dude
I got busy. Yeah, it got busy after I got, yeah.
And it was hilarious.
So it wasn't busy before when you were in there?
No, there was nobody.
It was just me and Ryan.
It was me and Ryan in there for two hours.
And nobody was in there.
It was so weird.
So bizarre, because I'm pretty sure we talked about this
in the podcast when you went to the hospital that day.
We were saying, like, it's pretty common
that you go to the ER and it takes a long time.
And then you had that same experience that's right you weren't in
you were CJ's buddy with the that's right but yeah you when you texted you
like it's the one thing that can Canada does have going you're like that dude I
the health care system there is a lot more dialed than this on some things on
some things like if you tear your, you're probably waiting for like almost a year to get surgery.
For the surgeries.
But like when you go to the hospital, normally like you can get seen pretty quick.
For my area, I've been seen quick.
But that specific hospital, we've been talking about that like since we moved out here.
Like you just don't go to that hospital.
You just, no matter how bad it is, you always go to Fargo.
Yeah, they definitely weren't rushing anything there.
I didn't have health insurance when I broke my foot.
My mom brought me to the walk-in with just a shattered foot.
Oh my God.
And they're like, this is the craziest thing
we've ever seen here.
You shouldn't be here.
It cracked me up.
At the time, I was actually livid.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
I know I shouldn't be here!
Someone take care of me?
It kind of worked for Speddy because about 35 minutes after I told him his pain was getting worse
then they finally took him back. So then this guy walks in he'd like blown out his back doing something.
And I'm not really sure what and at this point I was overstimulated because it was so noisy and there was so much going on and I was had been in the
ER for five hours granted. I wasn't hurt so it wasn't that bad, but I was like this kind of sucks
This guy gets in he just keeps walking around going
This guy gets in he just keeps walking around going fuck
But he wouldn't sit down
He would sit down he just didn't go
And then he'd get up and hobble on
I just love picturing Ryan just already pissed off and this guy just walking back and forth right in front of him.
I know.
Fuck.
And so at first it was irritating.
And then I was like, wait a minute.
This is actually kind of funny.
He starts talking to the old lady next to me.
And the old lady goes, oh, yeah, well, how long have you been waiting?
He goes, oh, fucking 30 minutes.
And the lady goes, well, it probably
won't be much longer then.
And I just look up, I go, I've been here for five hours.
And he looks at me, he goes, fuck!
And I go, go shit.
I go, go walk back and forth the desk and tell him
you're in pain.
So then he goes over there and he just walks back, goes,
my fucking back. Fuck. And then I was like, all right, this dude's a G. So then he goes over there and he just walked back was Molly fucking
And then I was like, alright this dude's a G
When I heard that I was bummed that I was in there he missed out we could have been dying laughing at that Yeah, so we ended up being homies. He had about nine cups of coffee. It was taken so long at one point
I was like Ryan should we just like yeah give them my number
Yeah, should we just go over to Zorba's get some trash cans like what are we doing right now?
We've been sitting here for three hours. Give them my number
You know, I thought that was hilarious because had you asked them that if that's not crazy
No, they would probably be like would what what you can't leave now
But it'd be like I I'd love to leave actually if you're not gonna help me
Yeah, we've been sitting here with no help for three hours. I wouldn't even needed to do anything
It was you aren't even wearing your brace
Really yeah, I saw his snapchat you were sliding it on your hand. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah
I did actually wear it. I did wear it a little bit. How was your hand? That was a hurt, dude
It hurts so much really yeah, oh does it oh fuck. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was better hand though, does it hurt? Dude it hurt so much. Really? Yeah. Oh does it? Fuck. Oh fuck I'm sorry I didn't know. It does. I thought it was better. No
it's not better. I thought it was better too. I thought it was getting better. Well it's
getting better. I thought they just told you you were kind of being a baby and everything
was fine. Yeah did they just say oh it pinched it? Yeah they did say I just nicked it. I
just nicked it. Were they kind of chuckling? No I don't think they were chuckling. Were
they trying to make you feel bad about it?
No, no, they didn't make me feel bad.
Oh, that's nice.
They just gave me the brace and they were like, wear this and it should be good.
Maybe they did the hospital equivalent of spitting in your food.
They were like, oh, he came with that whiny guy that keeps saying he needs a good service
and they just kicked you right out.
Did they x-ray it?
Did they x-ray it?
Yeah, they x-rayed it.
Yeah.
And it was no crack or anything?
No cracks or nothing.
No. They said that they could see an old break. You broke your hand it. Yeah, and it was no crack or no cracks or nothing. No They said that they could see an old break you broke your hand before yeah, so they saw that they saw that
That had nothing to do with this right now, and it was just what up they said soft tissue contusion
So is that bad though like like what's the healing process? They said just like three to four weeks
Run that and what on the brace four weeks run that and run the
brace. Just, yeah, they want me to run the brace for three to four weeks. Why don't you? Is the brace just for like your pain or
could you injure it more? No, I can't injure it more. The brace is just so that
like you don't bump it on stuff and you don't like aggravate it. I haven't bumped
it though. I'm like I'm not wearing the brace but also when you're wearing the
brace it like cuts off the blood flow to it and stuff.'m not like I don't I don't like wear the brace and
then people are like oh would you do your hand and then you got every person
that you see is like what you do your hand and then you gotta tell them it's a little soft tissue contusion
and then you gotta tell them it's a little soft tissue contusion
I got soft tissue guys
can you imagine you're at Millville walking around with a brace and was damn funny what'd you do
oh just a little soft tissue contusion
at the race?
no there's no chance I was gonna wear it out in public around moto guys around moto guys
That was like the same vibe
I was just cracking up when you said you
Got a like a signed cowboy hat from a fan with like ten awesome signatures on it and Dalton's like we got to dump
This bro. We look like yeah, dude
So this kid comes up to Dalton and gives him his airing placing your hat and it has like ten signatures on it
Why would he give him that? Yeah?
I don't know why Dalton took it. I was like dude. Why did you take that?
He's who you gave it to me. I was like well. You should have just said no and then he was sad
So then don't make it around so don't carry it around. He's like we got a ditch his hat. It's got signatures on it
We look like fans. He's like we
Like I am a fan. I'm like bro. I do all those guys are actually sick
I know Dalton was like tweaking he's like do we can't have this all these signatures. We look like fans
Oh, don't such a cool guy. Did you see the comments on spennies pose so sick that DS got to hang out with spenny
Oh, yeah, dude. I was cracking. So it was sick.
Me and Dalton went out there and we went in Deegan's rig with him before. Watched him
win. Yeah we chilled with him before the moto, went into his rig, chilled with him. Every
time I come on here we're always talking about moto stuff. Well I mean you're an in house
moto guy. That's true, that's true. But yeah so we pull up, go to Deegan's motor home,
we're chilling in there, it's him and his mom, and he's just chilling, because he had a leg injury,
so he wasn't out walking around,
wasn't doing the big fan deal normally,
he's just chilling in the motor home.
So we just chilled with him,
chopped it up for a bit,
and then he's like, all right,
I'm gonna get my gear on,
and we went outside, we were chilling with Hux,
and Hayden's little brother,
and then Taylor Holder, TikTokker.
Yeah, it's crazy how different demographics, obviously a lot of people, and then Taylor Holder, TikToker. Yeah, it's crazy how, like, you know, different demographics.
Obviously a lot of people there knew who Taylor Holder was, but it's like he's,
you know, the biggest influence followers wise there probably.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
But like a lot of people.
Yeah, it's just interesting.
But yeah. So how did he make it so big?
Making TikToks? Making TikToks.
Yeah, he was like, he was like Bryce. yeah, Charlie D'Amelio, Bryce Hall.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't, bro. No, that was that, that little Huddy.
I did hear about that one, but either way.
Ryan, I'm not even on TikTok and I know that. Aren't you our TikTok guy?
No.
You're a TikTok guy, Ryan.
Yeah, where's Dalton?
I don't know a lot of people do that.
I don't know a lot. I don't do Tik Tok either.
He was like the LA though, like the LA head of Tik Tok era, you know, all the big
Tik Tokers, Bryce Hall.
When I saw you guys talking and shit like Tik Tok dancing like that, I was like,
amazing. I was like, have you seen that?
Man, these guys, Dalton has officially corrupted Spenny with these tik-tok dances dude. They wanted to run it now
I believe it. I believe don't want to run it. Yeah, we got a chill with him
Yeah, that's cool. That is sick
And then we went on the podium and everyone keeps commenting on it because you can comment pictures now. Oh
funniest
Funniest one was deegans post I commented on deegan's post and like kids that were commenting back on that were
Was that's what was funny. He's not gonna notice you bro. Yeah, I would have liked to go to that
I guess if it wasn't uh that would've been so over a busy weekend. Yeah those guys up. Yeah, I'd be cool
I'd like to go to a motor race at some point though. Dude. We got around a supercross
I think we just run a supercross. We got around a supercross or whatever. Dude, boot that supercross
It's like my dream right there. Yeah, you made it type shit. Yeah, that's literally my dream. Yeah, we should do it
Definitely in the works. We're down the road. Yep track walk do the whole deal. Yeah, we got hit up actually by a company
I don't know if I should say who why fucking I can say it was Monster
It's like to do I don't know why I couldn't say that I was like
Yeah, what to do like a like a pre supercross show, dude
We tried riding the supercross moto track we go out there and try to ride it. Well not I don't think that's what they were necessarily
Eluding towards opportunity could have been there shit. That might be more interesting. That would be so scary
I just remember when like this is a long time ago
We went to the snow cross track, and most of that,
you can bounce off it on a snowmobile,
but it was those doubles or triples that are just walls.
Peaked out.
And you're like, yep, yeah, you just cook at them,
and then you pinpoint the landing.
I don't know.
So they wanted to do a show.
Yeah, and they were kinda leaving it up to like,
all right, what do you guys think that you could do?
They were just like...
I was bummed we didn't do it
You just get a little bit just out there doing wheelies in the start golf anything just like dude do doughnut
We could do some doughnuts do
15 minute show we said that right but it had to be sick and it was like such a short notice of like
I don't know. You make something sick. Yeah, and I I'm sure maybe could have been and maybe one day we will but
You know I just like half-assed they had like Meek Mill and Chino doing it. Oh
Not the one but like they do stuff like that. Yeah, really back and forth in the party
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give us my oh, it's like not even in in the arena per se
No, no, no, it's like a monster. It's a monster pre show, but I think it's like two 15 minute sessions
Okay all weekend super chill. We just do something like a shifter car. Yeah
Yeah, and a couple bikes a good idea and at this point now
We have a LS Miata, which I think would be pretty appropriate to this true actually is pretty sick
Yeah
We could probably do something pretty and then I'd be more stoked that you'd probably get some pretty good
Passes to go like watch the race and all that other shit would be really fun.
You'd be like behind the scenes of it. That'd be like, yeah, that's a little work stuff and then get the behind the scenes and unlimited energy drinks.
Oh, energy drinks. Mike just drinks 14 energy drinks. I probably would. Well, they're free. So why not?
We can't bring Gavin to unlimited. Oh gosh.
So why not? It wasn't.
We can't bring Gavin to unlimited free energy drinks.
They would be like, where did all of our drinks go?
And they'd be like, I think that guy.
Just like looking over, he's just, oh, what?
Speaking of that guy.
What's going on, Big Wrench?
I'm just checking in.
Checking in.
Just checking in.
Let's just sit down, Big Wrench, and have a check in.
The people want to know, how was your first rollers experience with Dalton?
Very chaotic. Oh gosh, yeah.
That was hilarious, dude.
They loved it. Yeah.
So I think we're gonna have you just be like
our rollers driver from here on.
Yeah, that probably won't go very well.
I think it'll be good.
You and Evan in one truck,
and then Dalton filming and CJ driving. I was just gonna
say as long as Evan doesn't come with me we're probably good. Really I made it
worse for you? Well just more hectic. Oh yeah yeah it was definitely hectic. Yeah I
had thought that but you know how we could make Dalton quit his job not that
we would ever want to. Just make Gavin the all-time roller driver. Oh Gavin. He
would literally have an aneurysm. No I'd be like no. Yeah, they're bad. So what were you guys talking about today?
Then soft tissue contusions and yeah
How's your hand spinning? Uh, we we can't get back into it. We just went over it big edge
Hey, I'm not gonna get back to sum it up big red. He's fine
He doesn't want to wear the brace cuz he doesn't want to put off the vibe that he's not hard.
I'm trying to stay hard for the little banged up.
Just like our buddy Gavin, always trying to stay hard.
I'm just trying to stay hard, bigger headshot.
Yup.
There's way too many guys on this couch to be talking like that.
Oh yeah.
Hey, we gotta have him on more often, he'll freaking level it out.
Keep it straight here.
Aren't you heading out to a little wine night right now? It is actually that I
was on my way. What goes down on wine night? You just drink as much wine and
fall asleep. Yeah. Some people call it falling asleep, some people call it passing out.
Yeah and the best thing about your wine nights Big Wrench is that they're not
locked into any specific day other than one is the end
And why yeah, yeah pretty much. Yeah, that's nice
So you're like a wine of the month club or something when you get my wife is big wrench
You might actually have to hop in on our next wine night spaghetti wine night
We actually got some big plans when Spenny and I were hanging out the other day. It might not be wine night 3.0. We might have to actually save money for a couple years to put together this wine night
that we had concocted.
It will be so legendary.
We'll make that 4.0.
I can't go too long without doing it.
Let's just have a fundraiser.
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll do 3.0.
But we're going to have to half-ass 3.0.
We might even have to half-ass 3.0
We might even have to half-ass 4.0 to save money for 5.0. Yeah. Yeah, like it's gonna be like all elements of earth
You're going from air to water. I was just thinking we're so we are hot air wheels to structure
Yeah, I'm starting to not like the sounds of this. Yeah, maybe an airplane with a white interior Oh now we're talking Ken, but yeah, so that that might be a one
And if we do big if we do why night with big wrench, we're just gonna all be sleeping
It'll just be us drinking wine and the next thing will just be all passed out if Ryan's driving. There's gonna be nobody sleeping
Yeah, yeah, that's true. We could do the next one to save money with one of the buses. That'd be great
Budget wine night budget wine night. We could set up.
We could set up our own tables and everything.
Did you see what we did with the buses this weekend?
No, we taught our blind designer how to drive.
Who's your blind designer?
He's like, that's an option moron.
Not only have you not seen him, he hasn't seen you.
Yeah, we have a blind designer and a deaf editor.
I don't believe it.
Doesn't Seaboys TV make a little bit more sense now death
Yeah, no, it's all I'm just kidding. But no Mac actually is but yeah, we taught him how to drive the school bus around the field
Oh my gosh. Yeah, and it was the first first time he's ever driven for a distance
Is that what you needed the fork extensions for?
Yeah, yeah, they pulled all the cars out put all the cars out and set them up as obstacles.
Yeah. And he hit all of them. He hit every single car. Perfect score. It was great. And honestly,
the bus drove back to the shop. Like he hit 10, all of them. Yeah. 10 cars multiple times.
Multiple times. He hit Randy. I seen Randy laying out there in the dirt. So get this though.
Get this. Yeah, he scared me
He did I'm running the skid steer and I'm
You know, yeah people make trespass or something. I thought some yeah, I don't know I didn't know what it was
I thought it was real. And who's Randy's buddy who's all piled up in the back of a Subaru back there
Yeah, he scared the shit out of me. Might be Stanley. No, what's his name? Mike? You should know. You have to watch
I know I should remember but yeah, no scared the shit out of me put Randy on top of a tire
Right and we were gonna like just mess with Mac and be like, oh you just hit Spani
You know and Mac he almost runs into the pontoon Hummer
He almost hit the pole oh no only thing in 40 square acres that he can't hit.
That's what I was going to say. Everything in the field in the Hummer is the only thing you can't hit. So he almost runs into that and we're like was that was Spenny and he goes that wasn't Spenny
That was Randy and I go oh you can you can see our test dummy from Spenny
20 feet away, but you can't see a
Hummer pontoon up on a pole when you're three feet from it the poles four foot around yeah, dude
Yeah
it's a good thing you guys were telling him to be careful around there because we were all just like let it happen and watch that hummer
fall into that and crinkle it like a tin can. Like as long as it didn't fall on
the cab like it would have been gold. Yeah it would have been. Ryan probably would
have been upset. I would have been upset. Evan do you climb ladders decent? Yeah I'm
fine with heights on under my own terms. We should bring the ladder over tomorrow
I want you to climb up there.
And I have wanted to go in there and I was going to put a like a rope,
try to lasso a rope on the pontoon.
But the problem with that theory is it's not centered.
We don't have a ladder long enough to get.
Oh, yeah. And you were what were you going to do?
What extension have climbed the rope?
I was going to drink a bottle of wine up there.
But yeah, yeah, I'd love to see you scale this rope to get up into the hum You don't think I could quit the bottle of wine rope. I don't know if you can
Throw it up to scale or rope
That'll be one of the challenges
Scale the road. Yeah, certainly scale a rope up to that Hummer
You might want to put it in the center so you don't want to pull on one that that was the thing and it was harder
To lasso the rope there and then I just kind of let this idea float around
I don't even think you could lasso rope that high up
How would you get it up like 15 feet in the air have the resident rodeo king come with?
Can you get a handle a rope whip a proper lasso no shot? I'll bring the ladder tomorrow. That's a big
That's a big yeah, let's go up there though. How far is it? What is it? How far is the pole?
What's only 16 feet? Oh fuck? That's a big, that's a big, yeah. Let's go up there though. How far is it? What is it? How far is the pole?
It's only 16 feet.
Oh, fuck.
It seems higher though.
Yeah, 24 foot ladder, we're golden.
When you're out there, it seems way higher.
So I'll climb up there on the ladder, I'll tie a rope to it and then I'll climb up the
damn rope just to prove I can climb 16 feet on a rope.
What don't you like about heights then?
Being out of control.
Oh, so if I'm shaking the ladder while you're going up there.
This guy's whole life being out of control? Oh, so if I'm shaking the ladder while you're going this guy's whole life's out of control
I might have told this on here before but it was a three-story
Triplex and I had to remove the siding off of it
It was a 40 foot extension ladder both sections were 20 feet
So it's like 38 fall because there's a little overlap and the guys holding the ladder down at the bottom for me
And I'm on this shitty asphalt with gravel on it
So it's actually pretty sketchy and the ladder is up pitched steep
And I get right up to that pitch with my little pry bar to pop off the last like four pieces of siding
I couldn't reach there's a hornets nest up there
So these hornets start coming out so obviously I drop my tools and I start hollering hornet,
or the target.
And I start crawling down the ladder and I look and the fucking guy
that's supposed to be holding my ladder took off down the alley going, I'm allergic.
So I'm 30 plus feet in the air.
The latter didn't fall.
I made it down safe. 30 feet in the air.
Yeah, that's on a section ladder. Yes. Wow.
Yeah, no, the ladder went 40 feet.
It was each section was 20 feet. Well, so it's like 38 feet because there's a little overlap
That's a sketchy ladder massive ladder. You needed like four guys to move the ladder on it
So Abby, but yeah, how's my ladder story? I still never panicked if I was in a Black Hawk helicopter
I would have panicked. All right guys
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