Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan Goes Karen Mode In The Emergency Room, 24/7 CboysTV Live Stream & Wine Night 3.0

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

In today’s episode we have surprise guest big wrench hop on for a few minutes. We talk cjs abnormally long chewing time, teaching our blind designer how to drive, Buying old expensive supercars, doi...ng a 24/7 live stream using our shop security cameras. And how Ryan went Karen mode at the emergency room.  Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/WIDEOPEN #Bruntpod #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Dalton has officially corrupted Spenny with these TikTok dances. I'm Money Mike, but I'm not Filthy Rich. I've been taking some flack in my TikTok about being naked on a motorcycle. Mack is a blind graphic designer. He is the most talented graphic designer that I have ever seen. Taking, you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing. CJ is being all suspicious and he's up to something, but he won't tell me what. How does it feel to be on the outside?
Starting point is 00:00:30 I kind of like it. I'm actually not going to dig in on it like Ken would. It's just you guys going golfing. Wow, you're just smart enough not to dig in on it. It's so rare that you're out of the troll. CJ, is that your second banana you were eating or is that the original one you're eating when you were sitting? You first one how many bananas do you think I can put down in a couple minutes? It doesn't look like it's gotten any shorter but you've been eating a banana for five minutes You had a peel in your hand. You've eaten two bananas in less than six minutes I have not, one
Starting point is 00:01:00 Dude, I have not seen somebody eat as much as I've seen CJ eat I was wondering about this ever now. It's tough. You know to defend yourself, but just pretty rare Do you just constantly see someone like eating and snacking and I didn't really Recognize the obvious until I saw a comment that said a fucking course CJ's eating right now And then I was like, yeah, he's always eating. Always eating. Dude, well, when you work out, you're on the go. You need to stay, you know, punished.
Starting point is 00:01:31 I guess you do. You do need to eat. You do need to. But it's like you chew longer. I do. I think that's why. That's what it is. Usually you just see someone.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Yep. Yeah. And then back to it. But it's like you're constantly chewing. I'm like, I chew it and then I swallow it. But Ben, it's like a malnourished child. You have like PTSD from your kids or from your kid child, your child. Like he's a fucking coyote that just had like it's fighting. There's
Starting point is 00:01:57 six things and it's eating like a little bit of scraps off the road. Like he's got his up like he has food in his mouth right now he couldn't be on he couldn't swallow his food and then say what he wanted to say where you guys going you have a tee time they're going to the golf course just look at what she's been wearing all day you're going to the golf course can you shoot some photos of our reckless golf tees, please? He's please we actually have some sick reckless golf tees. We do. Yeah both actually both t-shirts and tees I made that mistake when Justin asked me for tees and I brought t-shirts instead Well, we have like a little cigarette pack that has tees in them. I don't know
Starting point is 00:02:41 I brought I showed up with t-shirts and he's, bro, we need something to hit the ball off of. Oh, tees. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are tees up to? Tees from Florida. Did you just fall down the stairs? CJ, he was too focused on chewing his food. He's got another banana.
Starting point is 00:02:55 He's too focused on chewing his food. He's fucking with you. Take a banana. You just dropped half your banana peel over there. This isn't even a banana. It's just a peel. Who slipped on a banana peel? I did.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Mike did. Really? He was running across the drift track, stepped on a banana peel, and then ate shit. And CJ thought it was the funny. I never thought I'd actually see that in my life. So I actually didn't know it was a thing. I would agree.
Starting point is 00:03:19 If I saw that happen, I'd be rolling. Oh, yeah. No, I slipped on it like a dang cartoon. ACL's good. ACL's good. Dude, speaking of the the snacks I watched Gavin's latest video or maybe a couple of guys from last night where he hits the rail on the three wheeler oh yeah oh yeah everyone is shoving their face full of snacks Ken's eating snacks CJ's eating snacks I think you might have even been I would say five people
Starting point is 00:03:43 in the back everyone was just eating snack Just a snacky time. It was just snack time It was like too late after lunch, but not early enough for dinner And it was like I need something to eat It was just funny every time it was gav talking to someone it would go to someone else to someone else And everyone was just eating a different snack. You guys know what I'm saying though is always always always chewing It was when you're always Chewing chewing for longer than it hit me. That is exactly what it's good for your digestion
Starting point is 00:04:11 That's what you're supposed to do the length of chewing doesn't bother me It bothers me when he chews with his mouth open. It's just Well, that's it. That's him talking while he's chewing Ken though I'd like to think he maybe has good enough manners to not chew with his mouth open But he's I don't know he's chewing while having a conversation with you. It's like bro. Just swallow But he's chewing for like 30 30 seconds But to be fair when I was at the shop CJ walked in and then reheated up lunch from yesterday Early this morning and started eating lunch and then also had lunch was it breakfast
Starting point is 00:04:46 Well, he ate lunch as breakfast which like I feel like you can eat breakfast at any time But eating lunch at breakfast is a little bit weird. Yeah, I don't think there's any boundaries Do you think that if you wake up at say noon? Your first meal of the day should be breakfast now, but it it can be, but I don't think it should be. I think it's weird to just skip it and go straight to lunch. Unless it's just straight up brunch, I think it's weird having breakfast food after 11. I got to cut us off talking about food because I was listening to Theo von and Glenny balls. I listened to their podcast and all they talked about the entire fucking podcast was food
Starting point is 00:05:22 and I was hungry at the time and I had to turn it off. I like got irritated with like, you know know when you're in kind of the wrong mood and I kept skipping through trying to wait till they weren't talking about food. Five minutes would go by they'd bring up food again. I mean it seems pretty on brand. Yeah I feel like Theo just looked at him and goes what does Glennie want to talk about and just said food. Speaking of Glennie why don't you have a seat. Spenny where's the crop top pal no crop top today in the rain we can fix that
Starting point is 00:05:50 pretty quick you bud yeah Ken's been pretty fired up about cutting every shirt Spenny owns into a crop top was just always talking about how restricted he feels in these t-shirts you're the one all fired up about it though Ken I just loved your timing Ken it was Ken's big day the other day when We were filming having him do some stunts you guys Will see soon the whole video was riding Big water sport so we're kind of waiting for him to come outside his bedroom And then he finally comes out and he's got a crop top ready For spenny and he's like you're gonna need this for today, buddy. Well I had Dalton in my ear like five minutes prior
Starting point is 00:06:30 Hey, go grab a spenny a crop top so I can go make one quick I don't know who's more sus Ken you or Dalton. Oh 100% Dalton Well, you're the one doing it cuz I got him in my ear telling me to hey go make this up for spenny It'll be hilarious. I got nothing to say about the crop tops. Yeah it's just funny. It is funny. Crop tops are looking better when it's Ben and your deal goes through. Dude. Crop tops are looking f- I'm actually gonna be a millionaire. Yeah. Gonna be so sick. Well you're at least gonna have $75,000 so if you invest it wisely you'll be a millionaire. Darn near one-tenth of the way there. I'll be close. I'll be close enough.
Starting point is 00:07:05 You'll be feeling and looking like a million bucks. You got 75 grand plus the lease deal afterwards. Hold on, Kent, you're sweetening the deal here. Whose side are you on on the negotiations? It's 50 grand and then $25,000 after that, but it's a $5,000, so five-month deal, or split up into 12 months, and then it'll be like about 2500 bucks a month
Starting point is 00:07:25 But anyway, we're not gonna talk about that. I thought you guys called me up here just to talk about crop tops Oh, no, no, no CJ had a tee time. So you're on today. Oh, okay We're running it then Spenny's actually kind of just let me in on this but uh, he's been facetiming his grandma and He just knows that it's just very entertaining for me to watch. She's very Canadian. Spenny's dad is very Canadian and they're usually hanging out together. The two whitest Canadians ever, probably. My dad and my grandma.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Dude, they're classic. But grandma just got a new hip, so she's burning laps around the trailer park. She actually, yeah, so my dad, he's got Snapchat and he sends these Snapchats and he's like, getting my grandma these walkers and they had one and it wasn't good enough, so he got the upgraded off-road version with the off-road tires. But then he had to put restrictors on it because she was burning them too fast.
Starting point is 00:08:20 She was walking too fast so she like, dialed in the tire restrictor so it it's a little pin on the tire that Slows the cart down so she can't push it a certain speed What was the problem with her going too quick my dad just like runs my grandma so hard Your friends are so hard we phrase that okay. Well. He's just working her heart He's trying working her hard. There's no way to put it. It sounds like he's trying to slow her down. But as what he's trying to say is that you know kind of when there's like
Starting point is 00:08:50 kids like up to five years old and under you gotta really kind of take care of them. It's kind of how the same thing happens after 90. You kinda gotta keep an eye on them. My grandma doesn't know how fast she should be going and she's going too fast. She can't control how fast she's going.
Starting point is 00:09:06 So they're just, they're slowing her down a little bit. But the funny thing is she loves the videos and my dad makes her get up and go and walk around the trailer park before she can watch the videos because she has to get her steps in. So he sends us a Snapchat. On the new hip. Yeah, he sends me a Snapchat and he says, Burning some laps on the course, but the course is the trailer park parking lot. Yes, it's just the road around it, but she's gotta burn the laps before she gets to watch the videos. That's good. Kinda similar to like a five year old, an iPad kid, you gotta finish your homework, you gotta eat all your food before this. Dude, imagine how pissed your grandma is when she gets back from her walk and then the video's late.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Dude. Yeah. I just want to take another laugh. That's where she starts commenting on our old videos. So they pop up in like our recent feed of like, so no video. It's like five minutes late. So no video tonight then, or what? It's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Dalton will post like a TikTok that he made on our page right at about the time the video should have gone out Let's say 659 and people are just like wow Posting tick-tocks when you really should be dropping them like they're just they think that it's one or the other Dude one of the other comments run us hard. I feel like they're just I've been I haven't listened to the new podcast But I've been taking some flack in my tick talk about being naked on a motorcycle Chasing Gavin and that just came out. Oh, yeah people are literally Nice
Starting point is 00:10:32 Talk saying the tenth time you've been naked on a dirt bike. No, that's the first time I have a picture of you Never been they get on a dirt bike. Come on, Spani. You've told me yeah before I know I was naked on a bike before yeah, you're right the first time being talked about on a podcast Benny you've told me stories before. I have a picture of you in the living room. I wasn't there. I was naked on a bike before. Yeah you're right. Probably the first time being talked about on a podcast. Yeah. And what it's like they're they're chirping you or what?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Yeah they're just I don't even know what they're saying. They're just saying like that I'm sus after chasing Gavin naked on a dirt bike. Dude CJ and I stripped down naked on our pit bikes with ice tires and did wheelies on the ice. That was pretty fun and random, pointless, weird I guess. Yeah, what? Are you justifying it Mike? It's you guys. Yes, I'm saying it's not crazy.
Starting point is 00:11:16 It's like riding a horse naked. It's not crazy. One kid goes, explain yourself riding dirt bikes naked chasing Gavin. That's a valid point point and then another guy says Concerning Gavin with no clothes on the dirt bike concerning him these comments are coming in and I'm like I think we just blow up your spot for like an hour. Yeah the whole time. It's alright though. It's funny I feel like everybody should probably ride a dirt bike naked at once. Dude, it's so exhilarating.
Starting point is 00:11:46 It's like skinny dipping everybody at once. Everybody at once, no one time. It's like skinny dipping. Have you guys never skinny dipped? Ryan, that was the most quad guy thing I think I've ever heard you say. Come on now, Ryan. Like we should go do it after this in the rain. Nice little drizzle.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Get all weather. You know what happens when it rains. We figure that out. Not all at once. That's not what I meant. I meant to say not at once either. I meant just to say someone, everyone should do it at one, not together is what I'm trying to say.
Starting point is 00:12:21 You know what though? Maybe Gavin's kind of turning the tides, whereas know his three-wheeler brothers are you know protecting their god. Three-wheeler guys are gonna be coming for me. Never do that! Yeah. Don't treat the king like that. They're pissed. It's fine if they come after you, just tip them over. Speaking of tipping over a three-wheeler. So good. This weekend we had up our merch team. So all the guys that help with our merchandise,
Starting point is 00:12:48 there's three of them that are out of the country in Canada. So one's a designer who I will be talking about here in a second. And then two of them help with all of our products. And then there's another guy, his name's Alan. He's actually from the UK, but he lives in China. Alan's a crazy bastard. I love Alan. Yeah, he's the best. but he lives in China. Alan's a crazy bastard, but he's the best. We thought he was Asian and then he showed up in the white sky ever. But he,
Starting point is 00:13:11 anyway, so these, these four guys are in town and Mac, who's our designer is blind, legally blind, legally blind. So like he has very thick glasses and, and everyone's like, well, I was, I was the designer if he's blind. blind he sits about this close to the computer screen But he probably couldn't read Ryan's shirt from here might not even know who Ryan is sitting there really well Yeah, yeah, I never really asked him He's pretty wide awful he could like see like a foot away But anything further than like two or three feet he like can't even really read it one of the first things we did when we all got here
Starting point is 00:13:47 Was golf and it was so funny every time You know like you hit your own drive and you got I lost it that happens but like for him, you know Oh, that's actually a nice shot, buddy Yeah, I see it bouncing and he's just like like I I can't see the ball ever. So I just felt bad. But Mac has never driven a vehicle before up until coming to the Seaboys compound. Right. He can't get his driver's license because of his blindness. So he's never driven a car.
Starting point is 00:14:17 How crazy is that? And he's never driven a dirt bike or four wheeler or anything like that. Right. So for some reason I let Mac. I'm glad there was an I statement in there. I did. I will take responsibility for this because I was there. I was standing there. What did you let him do?
Starting point is 00:14:33 I let him ride a three wheeler for the first vehicle that he'd ever driven. Recreational vehicle. Banned because it's so damn dangerous. It might've been the drinks that we had had and it was 2.30 in the morning at the shop at this point and Mack hopped on it and I could just see the excitement in his eyes and I let him ride it. So 110 keep in mind. And what's he do?
Starting point is 00:14:56 He tips over in the first 10 feet. 10 feet? Yeah. I've never seen anything like it. I hadn't either. And yeah, he like hops up and he's like, oh man. My arm is broken. I think Points it towards me and it's just it's like his arm is pointed this way and his elbow is pointed that way or is his Like forearm is pointed that way. I was like, oh and you can hear it in clay's voice in the video
Starting point is 00:15:20 Oh, oh god. Oh, but he was getting woozy. Just looking at it All right No, no, there's no way. You all right? No, it's fine. Is he okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's come back. Damn. It didn't look good to the start, I'll tell you that. And so, Mac, like, pops it back in, and he's, like, limping around, and I'm like, there's no way that you just popped your arm out, falling from two feet onto the ground or three feet onto the ground that way. I didn't really see that the way that he like fell until like kind of watching the footage back and being like, OK, yeah, it could have worked.
Starting point is 00:16:17 But then two days later, he was standing up. So he'd like he was kind of like favoring his arm for the rest of the weekend. And then on Sunday afternoon, when he was on the boat, he went to stand up and he popped it back out again. Getting up on the boat platform. He went up and just like boop. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:34 And he just goes like, it's out, it's out, it's out. And we're in the boat at the sandbar and I go, all right, I'm pulling the anchor thinking he's going to have to go to the hospital, right? He goes, I got it, I got it. And he just sits there and just pops it back in. Which is like a hard-o move, dude. That's like a pro-moto guy move. Yeah, that is such a legit maneuver right there.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Like, I'd be like, call the helicopter, dude. Get me out of here. I can't do that. This Friday, may I speak freely? I prefer English. The Naked Gun is the most fun you can have in theaters. Yeah, let's go without getting arrested. Is he serious? He's serious. No. The naked gun only in theaters Friday. Yeah, that was that was pretty gnarly. Like Mac is a blind graphic designer. He was in the trenches this weekend. Like he was driving the bus around. If you guys
Starting point is 00:17:21 saw that did a great job. He had everything in sight I guess well out or out of sight for him and Well, he crashed three-wheeler. He didn't hop back on that after that our weekend was kind of giving like bachelor party vibes It was our version of a corporate outing Collectively, let's say everybody had five six drinks on the course not counting the four shotguns that were had The shot, you know, it's like he doesn't drink at all and then he comes around us and then he was. No, no, they do. They do drink.
Starting point is 00:17:51 And that's why we were on our worst behaviors because they were just they do. But like Mac doesn't drink like that, too. He was no one should. I'll tell you that much. No one should drink like the way that we were behaving this weekend. It was not good. Our editor was here to Pat. I talked to him this afternoon. It was not good. Our editor was here too, Pat. I talked to him this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:18:07 It's Tuesday. And he goes, how are you feeling? I was like, good. I didn't, I didn't drink after Friday. How are you feeling? He was like, I'm just feeling okay now. He was like, I woke up still hungover this morning. Dude, on those big weekends, that's how it goes.
Starting point is 00:18:20 You need like two or three days till you're actually back feeling good. Yeah, it was heavy. Or just don't stop. That is true. I know it's like, yeah, it was pretty poor, poor decision making on my end to let him try and ride a three wheeler. And I learned that Mac and then I was reminded quickly why three wheelers are now banned. Mac was claiming he was going to hit the airbag.
Starting point is 00:18:44 You like actually wanted to hit it. Yeah, he wanted to hit it. Oh, I was like he's like, let's pull it up I'll hit it and I was like, dude, like how can you hit the airbag? Like what do you mean? What you wanted to hit it on a skateboard? I swear he actually wanted he is a skater. He legit 100% was so confident that he could hit the airbag. He wanted to do it. And I was like, I don't know. I would have loved to see that. Same. I would have loved to see that.
Starting point is 00:19:09 He said pre-elbow injury. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Next time we have him down, once he gets that elbow tightened up, we'll- Put him back in the trenches. Yeah, we'll put him back in the trenches. I think we gotta invite Mac back and just get him back behind the wheel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I don't think he's done driving. Dude, I'm still just so fascinated by that Just everyone watching just picture how many vehicles you've driven and especially those of you into action sports Like how many dirt bikes and three wheelers and four wheelers or even just like mini bikes or go whatever go car But on a scooter especially just cars like he he kinda like he doesn't live in a rural enough air area to like just go drive on like backroads Or anything, but it just blew my mind that that no one ever like took him into a parking lot and was like Yeah, you just drive my yeah civic around just drive it around a little bit Like I'd be pushing for that cuz I'm like you can't be your age and not have driven a car
Starting point is 00:20:02 Even if you're legally blind well after seeing him drive around though, it's not a good idea. Well, that's why I just like, I felt like I just wanted to train him. I mean, we did have like the perfect environment set up for him where any environment, but vehicle, no, it was the perfect vehicle because everything and it was fine. It just got pushed out right out of the way Well true, but like a bus is also hard to drive But he was like dude, it wasn't even that bad car accidents aren't that bad and I go don't If you're ever in another scenario like don't expect to be able to bump into another car and it not hurt like the bus just blows
Starting point is 00:20:40 Pushes things away. It's actually awesome. I love it. It is awesome. How was that, Mac? He's like, I really like the big steering wheel. This big. That was his favorite part. I asked him, you know, how he got into being a designer. And he was like, it was partially because my brother was super into sports and I couldn't play. So I'd go and, you know, watch kind of. He would draw, you know, like he obviously took up being an
Starting point is 00:21:07 artist because it was something that he could do mm-hmm and he is the most talented he's so graphic designer and artist that I have ever seen like every single saying something because you know him well and all he has a lot of things on me seriously but one of them is drawing like draws all of our designs I can like you know that that's what I didn't even know that this weekend I'm like wait so like this this like the money Mike bachelor party that like to me is like a very well-rounded Cartoon he's like yeah, of course I drew that I'm like dang dude so that put it all into perspective So yeah, and now anything you see from here on out
Starting point is 00:21:43 I'm helping out with stuff here and there but like if if you see any insane graphic, Mac drew that on his freaking tablet a foot from his face. Even just like the color combos that he uses like, it's so good. The color combos he's using is just like so down. He kills it. Yeah, he's so talented. It's just like taking, you know, something that's unfortunate situation and turning it into a blessing. That's like something that he's done with it. He called it his superpower. Which is pretty cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Pretty cool perspective on that. You think with Tesla's he's going to be able to drive? Like you ever think with full self-driving? I don't think you're technically driving then. You know, you still technically legally are driving it. What about those Ubers that drive themselves around? In a Waymo where you're just straight up in the back seat and there's nobody in the front, like he could definitely get around that way.
Starting point is 00:22:30 He could call a rideshare service and get around? Yeah. But do you think like the Teslas will ever get to a point where somebody who is not legally able to drive could? I mean, yeah, probably in the next five, 10 years. I was pretty sick actually. I would say. Think about how freeing that shit would be if you could never like you always needed someone else or have to call an uber especially when you live in
Starting point is 00:22:49 rural areas like think how confined you are but then if you had your own car that could drive you wherever how sick that would be. I could see Tesla being capable of that much sooner than it being allowed. Well yeah. I don't understand there's self-driving cars in California and shit, right? Like right now you're essentially I see the videos of the cars. Yeah. Like I've done it in Phoenix, but it's kind of like there's still, there's still like people in a data center, like monitoring all the cars. Like, I don't think they're, they're not driving it, but they're still like, if
Starting point is 00:23:21 they get into a situation where the computer can't get out of it, they can like manually override it. Really?'t I see I did not know that even one bit it does make sense because it's those it's those little moments that could cause a serious pickle an accident and then their whole thing crumbles it's gotta happen though I mean I've seen that video where like the cops are yeah it's like a I don't know telling them to stop and the car is going and everyone's freaking out did they have to throw a like spike strip? Oh my god. Spike strip a waymo? There's just yeah people in the backseat how helpless
Starting point is 00:23:53 would you feel though too in that situation you're getting hollered at by a cop you're just sitting in the backseat minding your own business. What do you do? Is there a stop button in there? Yeah like in the waymos there's a button that says like pull over. Yeah, but like, I guess they could have done that. I was trying to find a legal place to pull over. If it's already stopped, it should just cause a park. Because remember when we just opened the doors on that when we
Starting point is 00:24:17 got to a place and just got out. But uh, we were in one in Phoenix and there's like a four lane, you know, like City Street and we got stuck behind one of the Thousand old people that live in Arizona driving about 35 in a 60 And so the way Mo's just stuck behind him because it was it was like had sought out its lane It wasn't gonna go around a slow-moving driver and we sat behind this guy for like probably 10 miles Driving 20 miles an hour slower than everybody else and we're like calling way more support trying to get it to like go around. Oh seriously?
Starting point is 00:24:49 Well I mean what we're gonna do it was literally like 35 minutes in the car. Were you getting hot? Well I mean no there was nobody to yell at. When you're getting fired up I know you're getting fired up when you're calling support. Yeah well we're all in the car. You know Ryan's sitting in the back seat. No I was hanging out the window trying to get the old guy to move over. So let us go by is what I was doing.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Is there a horn? Uh, yeah, but you can't touch the steering wheel. You can get in trouble for that. You're banned. Yeah. I think it like stops the car. What kind of cars are they? Some Jaguar thing.
Starting point is 00:25:17 And maybe they collabed. You see the Jaguars whole rebrand just like completely failed. Sales are in like 99% or something. Yeah. Like they're in like double, double digit sales for 2025. Yes try to do just a rebrand But if you watch speeds video on it, like James Humphrey or whatever logo and like he like goes in depth about how Jaguar Is done that's done the rebrand like ten times. So it's like nothing new either way it failed Who the hell is buying Jaguars Jaguars April?
Starting point is 00:25:45 2025 Europe sales. it's pretty specific but it plunged ninety seven point five percent whoo last year they sold 2,000 vehicles this year they sold 49 in a month in a month in a month that's month in the month, but that's what I'm saying again It's still very specific But you think there's like Honda dealerships that sell more cars than that at their dealership in a month probably in a day Some dealers do that. Yeah, 49. Yeah, but Rolls Royce just rebranded as well. Did you guys see that? No, I didn't Price range you're thinking of the rain like money Mike has a range over Thank you, Ken. Yeah, what are you saying? Like I do I do
Starting point is 00:26:30 I got a cat like you should get a Rolls Royce and then hire a driver to just drive you around That's my like I'm hopping out the fandom. I'm money Mike, but I'm not filthy rich There's not dirty Mike and the news to us Mike Yeah, no, I just know this I just spend the money I have recklessly like you can spend the money even more And that doesn't mean that you can afford a Rolls Royce. I think that you should get a Rolls Royce though Mike I didn't even if it's a New one, you know money Mike is balling on the budget that he's got you can get an old Phantom for like 50 Grand Rolls Royce is go hard. They do that would So you're telling me I can get a vintage Rolls Royce
Starting point is 00:27:11 No, we're good to 30 grand be losing five less than Ken's continental pull this up Ken. Let's see what kind of You can get some cheaper fandoms like two thousands get that Chrysler 300 converted into a phantom Yeah, yeah, you might just yeah, I've always loved Chrysler 300 just get a fake. You just gotta have yeah the the Suicide doors in the back Then just make sure that it has the umbrella the umbrella starlight headliner. Is that mandatory? What's the umbrella? I'd be all wrong don't put it in for you. They can totally just like a complimentary. Yeah umbrella Yeah, it's in the door or something like that. It's just like a thing bulletproof in the movies inspector Yeah, bro. I bet yeah, and then you got to get a driver. Do you think we'll ever get another?
Starting point is 00:27:56 Kit car like honestly yes, I think we should get it for yeah I think we should get a Ferrari when a decent kit car Ferrari probably on a Fiero comes up I think we should do it that'd be sick and then someone will get a real Ferrari. Yes, exactly can't connect to the TV but Ken what are you doing? How many? 178 there's a lot of podcasts actually Thanks to everybody who watches and if you if you just watch every week, it'd be great if you subscribed I'm being good for me and just yeah Thanks to everybody who watches and if you just watch every week it'd be great if you subscribed.
Starting point is 00:28:25 It'd be good for me. And just yeah. It'd be good for Spenny too. Lately it's been ramping up. Like I went back and checked our views on the podcast and it just blew me away. Big ups. There's a lot up. Getting a lot of views on a podcast is hard.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Now we're using this TV. I can't connect to that TV. Oh dude. We're back there. 90s? Okay that's kind of a lot 27k which is still a lot of money especially for an old car but for Rolls-Royce This is me Ken and Gavin's next cheap versus expensive car. I'd be so good. We get 99 or 40
Starting point is 00:28:58 Pretty low miles. There's no way that we go. There you go There we go. Why is that? Why is that so cheap? There's gotta be Thousand miles all the white interior goes hard. Oh, that's perfect salvage cars for sale Yeah, it's $25,000 below market value. That's concerning that you can't price on but you can register for free You see that on the ad? And then just wrap it in the classic money print Yeah, holy shit. Oh that white interior does go hard You look so baller driving that. And then just wrap it in the classic money print. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Holy shit. Ooh, that white interior does go hard. Dude. And again, we're not saying that a $62,000 car isn't expensive, but for a car that probably MSRP's at like $300, Pretty good. It's a pretty good deal. That you can't put a price on.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Gosh, I just. Does it have the umbrella though, Ken? My nice rig. Like I swear in every Rolls Royce I just doesn't have the umbrella though can Like I sworn every rolls where I said you look at the umbrellas missing imagine eating hot dogs on them trays be so good Oh Spaghetti wine night in a rolls. It's gotta be 12 to 12. So I'm saying spaghetti wine They make their own be 12 or what? No, they do they make their own It's like six and three quarter liter six and three quarter liter is so fucking American. It's like six and three-quarter liter six and three-quarter liter is so fucking American
Starting point is 00:30:05 It's so American our Rolls Royce American No, it just the way that he described you look at both the leaders and quarters does that mean like a six seven? Yeah, it's a six point six. I just saw it up there six and three cool. It's even a fair deal Great, and you know, I love those It makes me think my BMW when shit starts going wrong in that I hate it. It's almost like a Rolls Royce is just a fancy BMW. Exactly and then it literally looks like a BMW with a little bit more to go wrong. Who owns Rolls Royce? BMW. Oh I didn't know that. I actually just saw a stat the other day, though, that like the average age of Rolls-Royce buyers back in 2015 was like 62.
Starting point is 00:30:48 And now the average age in 2025 of a Rolls-Royce buyer is 35. Really? Yeah. Which I thought was a little far fetched. Seems really young. Yeah, I don't know. I think they're really popular in Asia because in Asia, like a lot of people get like chauffeur driven around. and if you can sit in The back it's so nice. I love that tidbit of information. You just gave right yet. Yeah, where did you pull that from? like I
Starting point is 00:31:14 You're always full of those. How we should we fact-check this back check it now cuz I know when nothing wrong I know we have to start checking kid Ken. We need another person behind the desk to just be fat checking the whole time. Jet Lawrence rips the Rolls Royce. He's a part of the stat. He's lowering the stats. He's lowering the stats because he's like 21, 22. Gosh.
Starting point is 00:31:38 And he's ripping a Rolls Royce. That is crazy. Other than him, he's the only guy, or maybe Mickey Mace might have one too. Steve other than him. He's the only guy. All right, maybe Mickey Mace might have one too, but I'm not people do it He will do it. Yes, Steve Weston Champlin. Yeah, Weston. Jam has a Rolls Royce. Yeah, bro. He's ballin What is it? I mean like an old like a 2026. He just got Got like purple interior. I have how was your weekend you get anything cool up north played some golf My dad got a hole in one. That's what that's that's pretty cool. It's actually sick fourth one
Starting point is 00:32:08 Yeah, I was gonna say that's probably his for one or that's wild dude dude Ev's dad is the best golfer I've ever watched really dead ass. He's so good So what are you the complete polar opposite of evidence? They what do you think? I've got me yeah, he doesn't hit the ball very far, but he's just a sniper. And his short game is lethal. Wow. I'll tell you this story. We played in a scramble last year. It was like a charity event.
Starting point is 00:32:32 And was like, yo, my dad will play with us. And I was like, OK, that sounds good. He shows up. We get on the first hole. Part three. All of us shank our balls all over the place. It was me, Evan, Tommy, my brother-in-law, and Grandpa Ron. So imagine that crew.
Starting point is 00:32:48 And then Ev's dad, right? So we're all over the place. Ev's dad gets up, sticks it to like, I don't know, six feet. I'm like clapping. I'm like, John, what a shot. He's got a stogie in his mouth, right? And he goes, relax, we'll be doing that all day. Dude, it was the most savage comment after a golf shot ever.
Starting point is 00:33:10 It was so cocky. And I was like, all right, all right, sure enough, did it every shot. It was on John Daly. You might have to have the kid back. Yeah, he's coming back. Really? Yeah, this year. For a tournament?
Starting point is 00:33:22 Yeah. I'm not even playing in it, but I was who whoever whoever wants to play with John will win. Yeah Relax will be doing that all day that goes Yes, the fact that he's got a stoke fired up on the first hole is crazy Where the whole time didn't put it out not just on the golf course pretty much runs it around the clock really? He's not running all day. It's not always going though. I think he eats as much off the end that he chews on as that he burns off the end that he's smoking. I just like a well-seasoned cigar smoker like him.
Starting point is 00:33:54 Impresses me because I'm the opposite. I'm probably in the same boat as a lot of people. When I smoke a cigar, it's all I can do to just make a dent in it. It's all I can do passing it around to the you know, the whole group at the bachelor party You just make a dent in it and then he's like, you know smoking her down It's like if you're not used to doing it It does seem like it's you need to get to the bottom of it You don't know I guess choose like it if it goes out and he might have it in his mouth for like 45 minutes
Starting point is 00:34:22 It's not even that I think that's what I'm getting at Is that it I don't think I need to get to the bottom of it But I also think like how on earth would I ever get to the bottom of it? Even if I had to light it up for the next week I don't know if I could only one way to find out no, it's funny He thought about it so like he won't leave it in his mouth when he hits He'll just take it throw it on the ground hit pick it back up But he does that with like everything he's doing like he'll walk into the gas station and just throw it on the sidewalk
Starting point is 00:34:50 No, she'll get his cup of coffee and they come out and pick it back up what? That that guy's got to have an immune system that could fight anything. Yeah war for We should get him like a little cigar holder for his car. Like clips up by the windshield wiper. You just like set it on there and then walk back out. He actually has one for his golf cart that like clips on the roof or like the pole for the roof or whatever.
Starting point is 00:35:17 That's kinda sick. But he doesn't really, I don't think he uses it that much. It's like to hold your range finder kind of thing. He just adapted it to hold his stove. Like a little magnet clip. Yep, no He just adapted it to hold a stone clip. Yeah, no, just throw it on the ground. I'm Chris Hadfield. I'm an astronaut, an author, a citizen of planet earth.
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Starting point is 00:36:03 I'd be done with all the swimming we did in the ponds Well, you are yeah might explain not thing. Yeah. Yeah, it actually might add up Probably is bad for you What about that one time that CJ fell in the pond when we were reckless golfing and he was just like, oh, no Oh, it's she I'm oh, yeah, this isn't what's it? What's in a pond a golf pond like that could make me itchy and we're like driving back And he's like seriously guys. I gotta do something about this quick And we pulled over at a gas station
Starting point is 00:36:32 He went and got a bunch of water bottles and really took a shower off We should get one of those remember to have in the science classrooms Emergency, I was like yeah, or it's a little station water fountain that has the two That's on the bottom and then the other shower over the top You should get one just in case be good for when we come back from like muddin or whatever do that outside That actually would be a good idea outdoor shower Like where this is going. Yeah, let's get on that. Yeah, that would probably make more sense door
Starting point is 00:37:03 Shower would be clutch would be we'll put it next to Mike's skate park Yeah, not too close. We don't want it to get yeah I mean we're gonna do some landscaping out there. Yeah, so what is the plan now with the skate park the plan is We're supposed to be here today Dave comes back tomorrow to finish paint it But anyway, just got to grow some grass around it. Give it a little love I think we're gonna do anything about that hole in it from the handlebar. I don't think we're gonna patch it I don't think we need to but I thought you could like like do a bondo. Yeah bondo. That's what I was thinking There is a hole in it. Yeah, where there's like a clutch lever or where the brake lever or something went
Starting point is 00:37:41 Maybe the handlebar as your thumb say I'm more bummed about the rips in the seat You know how it's awesome to have a old 80s three-wheeler with a mint seat cover original and now it's got ripped But yeah, you really got the short end. It was worth it I would say given the damage to the three-wheeler, which was essentially none. It was worth it to watch Gav Do that it's like the tank and the plastic there's other bars were're fine cool things to have original then like see yeah that's true yeah yes that was cool I am looking forward we we've had just such a busy last couple weeks that I really haven't even skated it for more than like 10 minutes at a time it's been hot it has been hot but I'm raining I'm leaving it been hotter rainy so forward to like actually spending some time on it and Cody tried to do it a couple weeks ago
Starting point is 00:38:25 It was like 85 degrees out and we were hung over Lasted about three minutes See how our like fall time looks because I noticed that too. I'm like, dude It is not sheltered back here at all. It seemed like it would be in the shower. Yeah Yeah, it felt there's no breeze. It's just straight off the tin to know.'s no breeze, yeah. I don't know, maybe we need to get like a pergola or something. We need to get some cameras back there too in case somebody has a big wipeout. Did I hear you're putting lights back there too or?
Starting point is 00:38:53 Yes. So I had that thought though too. So again, I maybe brought this up before, but we have our security cameras and there's a finite amount of cameras you can put at least on one server or whatever and they're for a reason obviously to catch anyone trying to vandalize burglar do anything mischievous around but what they're used much more for much more is to capture our shenanigans so I was just wondering
Starting point is 00:39:17 like is there a world where we kind of get rid of some of the unnecessary camera angles we have and like point them towards more areas. I mean we can just add more. 24 7 CBOYS TV shop live. Because I mean we have a few camera angles that are just pointless and I would love for them to be in the hot spots instead. I know that's probably a pain in the ass to move but. I can't think of a pointless one. I can't think of one either. The one that the there's just one that just goes like onto the dumpster at the farm that one's pretty pointless Make sure that nobody's throwing their trash in our dumpster. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so that's it
Starting point is 00:39:50 That is what it is, but I find that one pointless No one's ever doing anything over there And then there's the one where the r6 fell out of the sky again that one's last on the driveway down the driveway But got its money's worth out of that shot cover like all the corners of the building every every square inch of our property is caught on camera literally except for you escaped half yeah except for that you're right so we just need a camera over there even my bedroom Toledo was in my room she's like is there cameras in here like no no there's no cameras. Come on now. There's no cameras in there, right? I don't know. No. Well, we have you we have 50 cameras on our server But Ken has a separate server for the one in your room. Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:34 He's got one in Dalton's office under the desk Dude that would be such it'd be like such a funny like prank the just got new camera system installed and all the angles are so was so this all of them lay right right above the here in the whole yeah that would be pretty funny higher the guy to come in and set them up yeah that would be that's a pretty funny idea
Starting point is 00:41:03 and it's solely just like hidden cameras to get the guys Reaction, but will he actually do this? I was meeting with him earlier this morning about the merch barn expansion and he was like they make like Super tiny ones now where it's like the size of your fingernail essentially really like as like it meant to be like integrated into like the Architecture or like anything for that matter, you know You could put that in a Kleenex box Why you put it? Bear like in the movies they put in the teddy bear eye
Starting point is 00:41:34 It really is crazy. Like how far security cameras have came like our security cameras Quite literally are caught in 4k Yeah, that's why we use them in just our actual videos right or our podcast thumbnails or like so many different scenarios where they come in clutch being such high quality and the audio is good too where it's just like dude, we really could just hook our security cameras up to Twitch live stream and just have like seeboys TV shop live stream seems awfully dangerous Honestly, dude, you could do like an outside one. I mean, you know, like you wouldn't want like all your like have Cody over
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah, yeah have Cody over and entertain them on the outside cam. Can you imagine though? We just have a bunch of like we have Gavin and be like, yeah We like take him to Zorba's and he like picks up a couple chicks. Yeah, bring him back. We don't tell him that everything is live streamed. They're trying to get him in the hot tub. Gosh dang. It'd be entertaining though, I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it would.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Like it's constant entertainment around here. It'd be like Love Island. That show still blows my mind in the whole aspect of the hidden camera. High, high, high quality hidden cameras with people hanging out that they stay immediately day to start to make interactions that they would as if there was no cameras around so they know there's no cameras they know there is cameras they just but they're so hidden that they like start to act like they're not there yeah there's not like you don't feel like you're yeah there's nobody like standing filming your conversation
Starting point is 00:43:03 there's like mobile cameras that are mounted but there is I saw they have like a tram Yeah, I should say they're all big brother is straight-up. Just hidden cameras Yeah, they do behind like one-way mirrors like everywhere around the house. Yeah, big brother's been around for like forever It's like two thousand like a reality TV show. I don't think I've ever seen love Island you and me both Yeah, I don't you're pretty I don't think it's worth What was it? It's like a ongoing thing unless Greta sits you down on episode 1 of next year season I would not watch it. I don't watch TV or Netflix Series ever so I don't know any of these shows me too. I don't watch anything
Starting point is 00:43:42 I am sometimes shocked like you and Ryan I feel like we do knock it out of the park. I don't know how the hell you guys have the time I don't get it either. Oh, I do get it because we travel with Ryan It seems like when you go to bed, you're on your phone. Yeah where for me I'm just like oh, I guess we're watching basic cable tonight cuz for me it's before bed I'm honing in on like two episodes of whatever I'm watching or a full movie So that's two hours. No, I wouldn't say quite two hours But yeah, like a movie length like an hour and a half or an hour time you go to bed anywhere between midnight and 430
Starting point is 00:44:15 That explains a lot like last night. I was working in my office until 3 and then I was like gosh I'm gonna have a really hard time going to bed after this I really try not to stare at the screen until three slept like a baby in the lower bunk Spenny almost joined me at the farm but he has his own bed now so thought about hitting the upper bunk though give my buddy Mike some the sus comments the sus comments that we're worried about no he was lonely yeah he's just being a friend I didn't know I thought he was like I'm going home and then I went upstairs and he's like, I'm not actually going home tonight And then I was like, well, I'll hang out with you if you want to hang if you need a buddy all only in your
Starting point is 00:44:55 Know this is getting more sus was he actually in his underwear? Yeah, I just got out of the shower I was getting ready for bed and then I seen Mike's office light on and as he said he was going home Yeah, nine o'clockclock what's he still doing? Hello! So then I walked around and he's in the lower bunk at nine o'clock I'm like Mike what are you doing? Wait at nine? Yeah he was in the bunk bed at nine and then he got out of bed and went back to work and then went to bed at three. If you stay up until three but you're taking a nap at nine that kind of skews, I didn't one I didn't take a nap and two actually Yeah, I didn't take a nap nor do I really ever how the hell could you take a nap at nine o'clock and wake up?
Starting point is 00:45:32 It's called because because I'm a yeah cuz I'm a night owl kind of nocturnal Mike this chick on Snapchat on her story just a distant friend of mine posted that she had 49 naps in the month of June. That was like, you know, just her screenshot of whatever app. And I just, how? 49 naps in 30 days? What a crazy stat.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Stat to be posting. What a crazy stat. How do you even know that? Like that's, that's averaging about one and a half a day. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. Imagine taking a morning nap and an afternoon nap imagine having the time to do that I think that every time I get behind somebody who's driving 40 miles an hour I go god. I want to have the amount of time you have right now my dad rips naps. Was it my dad?
Starting point is 00:46:19 My dad rips naps, but he also wakes up at 3 30 in the morning Yeah, and goes when does he go to bed pretty early, right? Seven. Yeah, seven. Eight. Is that hard for him in the summer when it's like light out? Rises and falls with the Sun. Yeah, but he falls before the Sun and he also rises before it. Yeah, I don't know Yeah, I think his schedule puts on for more productivity or slightly more at least but his is just as insane as mine I will stand on that. Dude it's pretty wild though because like I just did not get those genes like I hate waking up early I hate going to bed early I feel like it's just such a waste then he's
Starting point is 00:46:57 on the opposite of like oh it's the best time of the day is waking up at 3am. What do you think he does from like dude five wakes up? He's probably listening to this podcast right now looking over. It's three forty five is going to end at four fifteen and then he's going to be like. Scroll find another podcast. The best time of the day that you wouldn't believe. You can listen to podcasts actually any time of the day and then as soon as like it's Like just light enough to wake my mom up and make her pull him skiing if it's like nice in the summer
Starting point is 00:47:32 He's still super active skier. Yeah, I think it's pretty active He'd probably be more active if my mom wasn't like stop waking me up at six o'clock in the morning to take you skiing Yeah, we used to do that to me actually when I was younger I'm doing a 6 a.m. Ski the water is on you know how to see so good You know how to how do you not what you literally ski you know living in high school? No water ski Yeah, so how would it not it doesn't correlate? Yes, I can do this long thing where you jump off the dock on one foot and can you yeah, really? I could never slash super hard, but that that
Starting point is 00:48:04 Yeah, really I could never slash super hard but that that To like hit the buoys like I dabbled with that. There's a local lake by us that actually had the buoys set up But no, I can get around just fine. I heavily regret not learning how to barefoot last year when my Future father-in-law came out and barefooted for the video wasn't the time to learn no I know by the pontoon. I should just try to Gavin tried it should time to learn. No, I know. But I'd upon tune. I should just try to Gavin tried it. Should have tried it. Yeah, I don't think he tried it. He just ate shit.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just pretty much committed to eating shit. And you try on the pole. Yeah, but the pole is different. Oh, I know. I know. It doesn't count. But I'm saying that would be a more appropriate situation. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. I would like to learn how to barefoot though maybe. Yeah, I do it with you if we ever if we ever do it like people. Like full blown long rope. Yeah and as far as
Starting point is 00:48:53 the content goes it is something we've done many times but it's funny every time so I would I would do the long rope. It's just sick like if you can long rope barefoot. There's nothing more badass on the water Maybe besides for doing sick stuff on wakeboard, but like other than that. It's gnarly You're basically fully committed to the game of like I'm willing to do this because it's dope and I'm going to eat shit Many times I just remember one the one time we did it on camera And it just felt like getting water boarded over and over and over again What do you mean the one time we did it on camera? I lost my shorts off the boom like it literally just felt like I was getting water shoved in my face for
Starting point is 00:49:33 I think you'd be a lot better at it now We should have mixed that into ken's big water sports. Probably shut up big water sports guys, benny Uh, I water skied once and I was leaning so far back I was hitting my butt off the water and then it would bounce me and I'd stand up and then I'd fall on my Butt would hit and I'd get bounced up again I just basically just like skipped on my ass and that was the only time I ever water skied never done it since really Spenny you don't really like the water though. You're always saying it's cold. Yeah, I don't he's a wetsuit I'd am a wetsuit guy. I literally would always prefer to wear a wetsuit
Starting point is 00:50:06 I hate being cold in the water can we're in Idaho is like 95 degrees out just scorching hot Yeah, I had to put on put the wetsuit on your little wet. I did I would say it's the negative 1% body fat you have but yeah, I always hate that too. It was like on Saturday We didn't have the nicest weather 75 degrees little windy. I'm out on the boat just Like on Saturday, we didn't have the nicest weather 75 degrees little windy. I'm out on the boat just Freezing and I just feel like a puss. I just wish I could just be normal, but I just be freezing Yeah, I think it's just my skin sensitive to like cold water like even when I get in an ice bath I'm just like like I can do it, but I'm just like this is hurt I actually feel that way like I get it. I'm like, oh, it's my skin getting to the threshold of being numb
Starting point is 00:50:44 I still haven't really done. Yeah, you gotta get that at least five minutes We did the three minutes and I was like, ah, there's no way I'm gonna be able to do three minutes And I did three minutes and I yeah I I can't get to that point and like I got a force myself if there's a lake and there's a like you got to Jump off the dock. I got to literally force myself. I gotta be like, alright I'm gonna do it three two one and I just I gotta like actually force myself to jump in because I won't just do it voluntarily Yeah, I just don't like my mindset is a lot of the time soon Not every time like obviously not when we're in Arizona, but I have to like go. Alright gonna do it. Yeah, I'd be cold
Starting point is 00:51:19 I don't care. Yeah, I'm trying to like that's something that I've been working on though I'm trying to like just be more acceptant to been working on though I'm trying to like just be more accept into it and be like alright. It's just cold water I'm just gonna jump in and it's gonna be great. I'm gonna enjoy the water with everybody else. Yep been working I've been working on it. Yeah, have you been enjoying it more? Well, I get in set yeah I get in and then I Swim around for a little bit and everybody's having fun And then I start to get cold and then I get out and they're still in there
Starting point is 00:51:43 And I'm like how are these guys still in there like they're just still going the biggest thing for me which still kind of makes me feel a little wimpy but if you bring a towel with it is way better yeah yeah I'm gonna bring a towel afterwards way better jammies warm jammies little foot warmers around it with the heater from the boat.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Gosh that is such a first world problem. Being too cold on the boat. Get your heater blowing in your towel. Get your heated seat. Now all the boats have heated seats. That's crazy to me but it's awesome. I don't blame you though, Spani. I just don't like cold water.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Land mammals. I just don't like cold water. Speaking of Ryan getting fired up up Ryan got a little fired up at the hospital a couple days ago because it's taking too long what's the deal with that scene no I wanted to I really want to get my boys Benny sitting there being in a good mood when he's all injured I'm like this poor guy that kind of goes back to you being in the Waymo yeah and you calling customer support like that's kind of a Karen move right, I Total different when you're in the hospital and you're just in the waiting room
Starting point is 00:52:53 Yeah, no it is. I would want you in the hospital with me if in that situation I was happy that he was there cuz I I know I wasn't gonna go up and say anything But I was so happy that Ryan went up and said something. We were in there for, and this again is not a knock on healthcare workers, it's on the billion dollar corporation that doesn't hire anyone to fucking work there. But, Karen, I'm gonna Karen out now I guess on you guys. Oh now we gotta fire it up. We sat in there for two hours, two hours. In the emergency room.
Starting point is 00:53:22 In the emergency room, where emergencies are supposed to be tended to and no one came out And I was like spending to being way too calm We're sitting here laughing and just like having you know a chill time and I was like maybe that's why and so I was like Hey, his pain is getting pretty bad. Like can he be seen and she was like, yeah, I'm sorry I'll see what I can do and then she just sent out an ice pack Which was nice of her to like care right but I was like damn that backfire Ryan comes back and sits down He goes if anybody asks your pain is getting grit your pain is getting harder What about the other guy that was in there dude? Yeah?
Starting point is 00:53:54 Oh, yeah, so I taught the guys my method yeah So I went to the room, and I'm bummed that I missed all the other patients coming in then it got busy dude I got busy. Yeah, it got busy after I got, yeah. And it was hilarious. So it wasn't busy before when you were in there? No, there was nobody. It was just me and Ryan. It was me and Ryan in there for two hours.
Starting point is 00:54:12 And nobody was in there. It was so weird. So bizarre, because I'm pretty sure we talked about this in the podcast when you went to the hospital that day. We were saying, like, it's pretty common that you go to the ER and it takes a long time. And then you had that same experience that's right you weren't in you were CJ's buddy with the that's right but yeah you when you texted you
Starting point is 00:54:32 like it's the one thing that can Canada does have going you're like that dude I the health care system there is a lot more dialed than this on some things on some things like if you tear your, you're probably waiting for like almost a year to get surgery. For the surgeries. But like when you go to the hospital, normally like you can get seen pretty quick. For my area, I've been seen quick. But that specific hospital, we've been talking about that like since we moved out here. Like you just don't go to that hospital.
Starting point is 00:55:02 You just, no matter how bad it is, you always go to Fargo. Yeah, they definitely weren't rushing anything there. I didn't have health insurance when I broke my foot. My mom brought me to the walk-in with just a shattered foot. Oh my God. And they're like, this is the craziest thing we've ever seen here. You shouldn't be here.
Starting point is 00:55:18 It cracked me up. At the time, I was actually livid. Yeah, I was gonna say. I know I shouldn't be here! Someone take care of me? It kind of worked for Speddy because about 35 minutes after I told him his pain was getting worse then they finally took him back. So then this guy walks in he'd like blown out his back doing something. And I'm not really sure what and at this point I was overstimulated because it was so noisy and there was so much going on and I was had been in the
Starting point is 00:55:47 ER for five hours granted. I wasn't hurt so it wasn't that bad, but I was like this kind of sucks This guy gets in he just keeps walking around going This guy gets in he just keeps walking around going fuck But he wouldn't sit down He would sit down he just didn't go And then he'd get up and hobble on I just love picturing Ryan just already pissed off and this guy just walking back and forth right in front of him. I know.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Fuck. And so at first it was irritating. And then I was like, wait a minute. This is actually kind of funny. He starts talking to the old lady next to me. And the old lady goes, oh, yeah, well, how long have you been waiting? He goes, oh, fucking 30 minutes. And the lady goes, well, it probably
Starting point is 00:56:45 won't be much longer then. And I just look up, I go, I've been here for five hours. And he looks at me, he goes, fuck! And I go, go shit. I go, go walk back and forth the desk and tell him you're in pain. So then he goes over there and he just walks back, goes, my fucking back. Fuck. And then I was like, all right, this dude's a G. So then he goes over there and he just walked back was Molly fucking
Starting point is 00:57:08 And then I was like, alright this dude's a G When I heard that I was bummed that I was in there he missed out we could have been dying laughing at that Yeah, so we ended up being homies. He had about nine cups of coffee. It was taken so long at one point I was like Ryan should we just like yeah give them my number Yeah, should we just go over to Zorba's get some trash cans like what are we doing right now? We've been sitting here for three hours. Give them my number You know, I thought that was hilarious because had you asked them that if that's not crazy No, they would probably be like would what what you can't leave now But it'd be like I I'd love to leave actually if you're not gonna help me
Starting point is 00:57:45 Yeah, we've been sitting here with no help for three hours. I wouldn't even needed to do anything It was you aren't even wearing your brace Really yeah, I saw his snapchat you were sliding it on your hand. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah I did actually wear it. I did wear it a little bit. How was your hand? That was a hurt, dude It hurts so much really yeah, oh does it oh fuck. I'm sorry. I didn't know it was better hand though, does it hurt? Dude it hurt so much. Really? Yeah. Oh does it? Fuck. Oh fuck I'm sorry I didn't know. It does. I thought it was better. No it's not better. I thought it was better too. I thought it was getting better. Well it's getting better. I thought they just told you you were kind of being a baby and everything was fine. Yeah did they just say oh it pinched it? Yeah they did say I just nicked it. I
Starting point is 00:58:20 just nicked it. Were they kind of chuckling? No I don't think they were chuckling. Were they trying to make you feel bad about it? No, no, they didn't make me feel bad. Oh, that's nice. They just gave me the brace and they were like, wear this and it should be good. Maybe they did the hospital equivalent of spitting in your food. They were like, oh, he came with that whiny guy that keeps saying he needs a good service and they just kicked you right out.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Did they x-ray it? Did they x-ray it? Yeah, they x-rayed it. Yeah. And it was no crack or anything? No cracks or nothing. No. They said that they could see an old break. You broke your hand it. Yeah, and it was no crack or no cracks or nothing. No They said that they could see an old break you broke your hand before yeah, so they saw that they saw that That had nothing to do with this right now, and it was just what up they said soft tissue contusion
Starting point is 00:58:56 So is that bad though like like what's the healing process? They said just like three to four weeks Run that and what on the brace four weeks run that and run the brace. Just, yeah, they want me to run the brace for three to four weeks. Why don't you? Is the brace just for like your pain or could you injure it more? No, I can't injure it more. The brace is just so that like you don't bump it on stuff and you don't like aggravate it. I haven't bumped it though. I'm like I'm not wearing the brace but also when you're wearing the brace it like cuts off the blood flow to it and stuff.'m not like I don't I don't like wear the brace and then people are like oh would you do your hand and then you got every person
Starting point is 00:59:30 that you see is like what you do your hand and then you gotta tell them it's a little soft tissue contusion and then you gotta tell them it's a little soft tissue contusion I got soft tissue guys can you imagine you're at Millville walking around with a brace and was damn funny what'd you do oh just a little soft tissue contusion at the race? no there's no chance I was gonna wear it out in public around moto guys around moto guys That was like the same vibe
Starting point is 00:59:50 I was just cracking up when you said you Got a like a signed cowboy hat from a fan with like ten awesome signatures on it and Dalton's like we got to dump This bro. We look like yeah, dude So this kid comes up to Dalton and gives him his airing placing your hat and it has like ten signatures on it Why would he give him that? Yeah? I don't know why Dalton took it. I was like dude. Why did you take that? He's who you gave it to me. I was like well. You should have just said no and then he was sad So then don't make it around so don't carry it around. He's like we got a ditch his hat. It's got signatures on it
Starting point is 01:00:22 We look like fans. He's like we Like I am a fan. I'm like bro. I do all those guys are actually sick I know Dalton was like tweaking he's like do we can't have this all these signatures. We look like fans Oh, don't such a cool guy. Did you see the comments on spennies pose so sick that DS got to hang out with spenny Oh, yeah, dude. I was cracking. So it was sick. Me and Dalton went out there and we went in Deegan's rig with him before. Watched him win. Yeah we chilled with him before the moto, went into his rig, chilled with him. Every time I come on here we're always talking about moto stuff. Well I mean you're an in house
Starting point is 01:00:57 moto guy. That's true, that's true. But yeah so we pull up, go to Deegan's motor home, we're chilling in there, it's him and his mom, and he's just chilling, because he had a leg injury, so he wasn't out walking around, wasn't doing the big fan deal normally, he's just chilling in the motor home. So we just chilled with him, chopped it up for a bit, and then he's like, all right,
Starting point is 01:01:16 I'm gonna get my gear on, and we went outside, we were chilling with Hux, and Hayden's little brother, and then Taylor Holder, TikTokker. Yeah, it's crazy how different demographics, obviously a lot of people, and then Taylor Holder, TikToker. Yeah, it's crazy how, like, you know, different demographics. Obviously a lot of people there knew who Taylor Holder was, but it's like he's, you know, the biggest influence followers wise there probably. Oh, yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 01:01:36 But like a lot of people. Yeah, it's just interesting. But yeah. So how did he make it so big? Making TikToks? Making TikToks. Yeah, he was like, he was like Bryce. yeah, Charlie D'Amelio, Bryce Hall. No, he didn't. No, he didn't, bro. No, that was that, that little Huddy. I did hear about that one, but either way.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Ryan, I'm not even on TikTok and I know that. Aren't you our TikTok guy? No. You're a TikTok guy, Ryan. Yeah, where's Dalton? I don't know a lot of people do that. I don't know a lot. I don't do Tik Tok either. He was like the LA though, like the LA head of Tik Tok era, you know, all the big Tik Tokers, Bryce Hall.
Starting point is 01:02:12 When I saw you guys talking and shit like Tik Tok dancing like that, I was like, amazing. I was like, have you seen that? Man, these guys, Dalton has officially corrupted Spenny with these tik-tok dances dude. They wanted to run it now I believe it. I believe don't want to run it. Yeah, we got a chill with him Yeah, that's cool. That is sick And then we went on the podium and everyone keeps commenting on it because you can comment pictures now. Oh funniest Funniest one was deegans post I commented on deegan's post and like kids that were commenting back on that were
Starting point is 01:02:47 Was that's what was funny. He's not gonna notice you bro. Yeah, I would have liked to go to that I guess if it wasn't uh that would've been so over a busy weekend. Yeah those guys up. Yeah, I'd be cool I'd like to go to a motor race at some point though. Dude. We got around a supercross I think we just run a supercross. We got around a supercross or whatever. Dude, boot that supercross It's like my dream right there. Yeah, you made it type shit. Yeah, that's literally my dream. Yeah, we should do it Definitely in the works. We're down the road. Yep track walk do the whole deal. Yeah, we got hit up actually by a company I don't know if I should say who why fucking I can say it was Monster It's like to do I don't know why I couldn't say that I was like
Starting point is 01:03:24 Yeah, what to do like a like a pre supercross show, dude We tried riding the supercross moto track we go out there and try to ride it. Well not I don't think that's what they were necessarily Eluding towards opportunity could have been there shit. That might be more interesting. That would be so scary I just remember when like this is a long time ago We went to the snow cross track, and most of that, you can bounce off it on a snowmobile, but it was those doubles or triples that are just walls. Peaked out.
Starting point is 01:03:53 And you're like, yep, yeah, you just cook at them, and then you pinpoint the landing. I don't know. So they wanted to do a show. Yeah, and they were kinda leaving it up to like, all right, what do you guys think that you could do? They were just like... I was bummed we didn't do it
Starting point is 01:04:05 You just get a little bit just out there doing wheelies in the start golf anything just like dude do doughnut We could do some doughnuts do 15 minute show we said that right but it had to be sick and it was like such a short notice of like I don't know. You make something sick. Yeah, and I I'm sure maybe could have been and maybe one day we will but You know I just like half-assed they had like Meek Mill and Chino doing it. Oh Not the one but like they do stuff like that. Yeah, really back and forth in the party Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, give us my oh, it's like not even in in the arena per se No, no, no, it's like a monster. It's a monster pre show, but I think it's like two 15 minute sessions
Starting point is 01:04:45 Okay all weekend super chill. We just do something like a shifter car. Yeah Yeah, and a couple bikes a good idea and at this point now We have a LS Miata, which I think would be pretty appropriate to this true actually is pretty sick Yeah We could probably do something pretty and then I'd be more stoked that you'd probably get some pretty good Passes to go like watch the race and all that other shit would be really fun. You'd be like behind the scenes of it. That'd be like, yeah, that's a little work stuff and then get the behind the scenes and unlimited energy drinks. Oh, energy drinks. Mike just drinks 14 energy drinks. I probably would. Well, they're free. So why not?
Starting point is 01:05:21 We can't bring Gavin to unlimited. Oh gosh. So why not? It wasn't. We can't bring Gavin to unlimited free energy drinks. They would be like, where did all of our drinks go? And they'd be like, I think that guy. Just like looking over, he's just, oh, what? Speaking of that guy. What's going on, Big Wrench?
Starting point is 01:05:35 I'm just checking in. Checking in. Just checking in. Let's just sit down, Big Wrench, and have a check in. The people want to know, how was your first rollers experience with Dalton? Very chaotic. Oh gosh, yeah. That was hilarious, dude. They loved it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:52 So I think we're gonna have you just be like our rollers driver from here on. Yeah, that probably won't go very well. I think it'll be good. You and Evan in one truck, and then Dalton filming and CJ driving. I was just gonna say as long as Evan doesn't come with me we're probably good. Really I made it worse for you? Well just more hectic. Oh yeah yeah it was definitely hectic. Yeah I
Starting point is 01:06:14 had thought that but you know how we could make Dalton quit his job not that we would ever want to. Just make Gavin the all-time roller driver. Oh Gavin. He would literally have an aneurysm. No I'd be like no. Yeah, they're bad. So what were you guys talking about today? Then soft tissue contusions and yeah How's your hand spinning? Uh, we we can't get back into it. We just went over it big edge Hey, I'm not gonna get back to sum it up big red. He's fine He doesn't want to wear the brace cuz he doesn't want to put off the vibe that he's not hard. I'm trying to stay hard for the little banged up.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Just like our buddy Gavin, always trying to stay hard. I'm just trying to stay hard, bigger headshot. Yup. There's way too many guys on this couch to be talking like that. Oh yeah. Hey, we gotta have him on more often, he'll freaking level it out. Keep it straight here. Aren't you heading out to a little wine night right now? It is actually that I
Starting point is 01:07:07 was on my way. What goes down on wine night? You just drink as much wine and fall asleep. Yeah. Some people call it falling asleep, some people call it passing out. Yeah and the best thing about your wine nights Big Wrench is that they're not locked into any specific day other than one is the end And why yeah, yeah pretty much. Yeah, that's nice So you're like a wine of the month club or something when you get my wife is big wrench You might actually have to hop in on our next wine night spaghetti wine night We actually got some big plans when Spenny and I were hanging out the other day. It might not be wine night 3.0. We might have to actually save money for a couple years to put together this wine night
Starting point is 01:07:50 that we had concocted. It will be so legendary. We'll make that 4.0. I can't go too long without doing it. Let's just have a fundraiser. No, no, no, no, no. We'll do 3.0. But we're going to have to half-ass 3.0.
Starting point is 01:08:03 We might even have to half-ass 3.0 We might even have to half-ass 4.0 to save money for 5.0. Yeah. Yeah, like it's gonna be like all elements of earth You're going from air to water. I was just thinking we're so we are hot air wheels to structure Yeah, I'm starting to not like the sounds of this. Yeah, maybe an airplane with a white interior Oh now we're talking Ken, but yeah, so that that might be a one And if we do big if we do why night with big wrench, we're just gonna all be sleeping It'll just be us drinking wine and the next thing will just be all passed out if Ryan's driving. There's gonna be nobody sleeping Yeah, yeah, that's true. We could do the next one to save money with one of the buses. That'd be great Budget wine night budget wine night. We could set up.
Starting point is 01:08:45 We could set up our own tables and everything. Did you see what we did with the buses this weekend? No, we taught our blind designer how to drive. Who's your blind designer? He's like, that's an option moron. Not only have you not seen him, he hasn't seen you. Yeah, we have a blind designer and a deaf editor. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Doesn't Seaboys TV make a little bit more sense now death Yeah, no, it's all I'm just kidding. But no Mac actually is but yeah, we taught him how to drive the school bus around the field Oh my gosh. Yeah, and it was the first first time he's ever driven for a distance Is that what you needed the fork extensions for? Yeah, yeah, they pulled all the cars out put all the cars out and set them up as obstacles. Yeah. And he hit all of them. He hit every single car. Perfect score. It was great. And honestly, the bus drove back to the shop. Like he hit 10, all of them. Yeah. 10 cars multiple times. Multiple times. He hit Randy. I seen Randy laying out there in the dirt. So get this though.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Get this. Yeah, he scared me He did I'm running the skid steer and I'm You know, yeah people make trespass or something. I thought some yeah, I don't know I didn't know what it was I thought it was real. And who's Randy's buddy who's all piled up in the back of a Subaru back there Yeah, he scared the shit out of me. Might be Stanley. No, what's his name? Mike? You should know. You have to watch I know I should remember but yeah, no scared the shit out of me put Randy on top of a tire Right and we were gonna like just mess with Mac and be like, oh you just hit Spani You know and Mac he almost runs into the pontoon Hummer
Starting point is 01:10:22 He almost hit the pole oh no only thing in 40 square acres that he can't hit. That's what I was going to say. Everything in the field in the Hummer is the only thing you can't hit. So he almost runs into that and we're like was that was Spenny and he goes that wasn't Spenny That was Randy and I go oh you can you can see our test dummy from Spenny 20 feet away, but you can't see a Hummer pontoon up on a pole when you're three feet from it the poles four foot around yeah, dude Yeah it's a good thing you guys were telling him to be careful around there because we were all just like let it happen and watch that hummer fall into that and crinkle it like a tin can. Like as long as it didn't fall on
Starting point is 01:11:11 the cab like it would have been gold. Yeah it would have been. Ryan probably would have been upset. I would have been upset. Evan do you climb ladders decent? Yeah I'm fine with heights on under my own terms. We should bring the ladder over tomorrow I want you to climb up there. And I have wanted to go in there and I was going to put a like a rope, try to lasso a rope on the pontoon. But the problem with that theory is it's not centered. We don't have a ladder long enough to get.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Oh, yeah. And you were what were you going to do? What extension have climbed the rope? I was going to drink a bottle of wine up there. But yeah, yeah, I'd love to see you scale this rope to get up into the hum You don't think I could quit the bottle of wine rope. I don't know if you can Throw it up to scale or rope That'll be one of the challenges Scale the road. Yeah, certainly scale a rope up to that Hummer You might want to put it in the center so you don't want to pull on one that that was the thing and it was harder
Starting point is 01:12:02 To lasso the rope there and then I just kind of let this idea float around I don't even think you could lasso rope that high up How would you get it up like 15 feet in the air have the resident rodeo king come with? Can you get a handle a rope whip a proper lasso no shot? I'll bring the ladder tomorrow. That's a big That's a big yeah, let's go up there though. How far is it? What is it? How far is the pole? What's only 16 feet? Oh fuck? That's a big, that's a big, yeah. Let's go up there though. How far is it? What is it? How far is the pole? It's only 16 feet. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:12:27 It seems higher though. Yeah, 24 foot ladder, we're golden. When you're out there, it seems way higher. So I'll climb up there on the ladder, I'll tie a rope to it and then I'll climb up the damn rope just to prove I can climb 16 feet on a rope. What don't you like about heights then? Being out of control. Oh, so if I'm shaking the ladder while you're going up there.
Starting point is 01:12:44 This guy's whole life being out of control? Oh, so if I'm shaking the ladder while you're going this guy's whole life's out of control I might have told this on here before but it was a three-story Triplex and I had to remove the siding off of it It was a 40 foot extension ladder both sections were 20 feet So it's like 38 fall because there's a little overlap and the guys holding the ladder down at the bottom for me And I'm on this shitty asphalt with gravel on it So it's actually pretty sketchy and the ladder is up pitched steep And I get right up to that pitch with my little pry bar to pop off the last like four pieces of siding
Starting point is 01:13:16 I couldn't reach there's a hornets nest up there So these hornets start coming out so obviously I drop my tools and I start hollering hornet, or the target. And I start crawling down the ladder and I look and the fucking guy that's supposed to be holding my ladder took off down the alley going, I'm allergic. So I'm 30 plus feet in the air. The latter didn't fall. I made it down safe. 30 feet in the air.
Starting point is 01:13:40 Yeah, that's on a section ladder. Yes. Wow. Yeah, no, the ladder went 40 feet. It was each section was 20 feet. Well, so it's like 38 feet because there's a little overlap That's a sketchy ladder massive ladder. You needed like four guys to move the ladder on it So Abby, but yeah, how's my ladder story? I still never panicked if I was in a Black Hawk helicopter I would have panicked. All right guys Well, I think that's a wrap on today's podcast if you made it to to this point in the podcast and you're not subscribed, hit subscribe. We'll see you next Tuesday.
Starting point is 01:14:07 Take it easy. See you next Tuesday. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.

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