Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan is A "Psycho", Cj & Bens Inheritance, & Ken Hates His Gifts

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

In todays podcast the boys break down Cj's surprising bet he took at Ben's birthday dinner, which explains why were probably not invited to any more fancy restaurants. Cj & Ben being cut from the family Will. And We then dive into behind the scenes of our tug of war, Jacks questionable hiring, and his VERY questionable wrap on his Tesla. Octane fest and Quads performance. Kens favorite type of gifts, Ryan being a psycho, Making ken mad throwing donuts, Evan not making it to the bathroom, Cj being funny, Podcast history, And more! https://tryfum.com/wideopen Save 10% off + an extra $10 discount on your Starter Kit purchase today by going to https://bruntworkwear.com/LWO and using code LWO.  #Bruntpod Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/cboys  #rulapod To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

Jack wrapping his Tesla and Lightning McQueen is the equivalent of me getting a bowl cut. Would you do The Bachelor again? A Bachelor that's actually here for love. How do you feel about it? I feel awful about it because I know there's going to be some other kind of twist that gets thrown into it. How can I get out of having to perform? Maybe what if I blow up my Corvette? Was there something else we wanted to talk to Jack about?

There is. It wasn't looking good for you, Jack. Did you guys hear Mike Kelvin story last night? Well, I mean, is it kosher to share on the pod? Kelvin, your cousin? We were in a different area code. Ben's birthday last night. I thought the same thing.

The one thing I love about getting together on a birthday is like the congregation of it. But when you're at a table as long as we were at, are we live right now? Are we rolling? Many. Don't be a new, bro. When we start talking, we're typically live. But yeah, we were pretty far down the table from you. So maybe you want to wait for your cousin Calvin to get back here.

I don't know if he wants to hear this story. I kind of ruined his night by telling him. He's on the shitter now, so. You can tell it quick before he gets here. Let a rip. Long story short, my grandpa, who is getting older, not Grandpa Ron, other grandpa. He's looking at like his will or something. I don't know the context of it, but for some reason he put CJ on his will as Kelvin,

which is CJ's like biological, like, is CJ James, his legal name. Nobody ever calls him Kelvin. Like since he was born, I don't think he's just always gone by C.J. I wonder if he was ever Calvin when he got in trouble. Yeah, like, my, my grandpa looking at his will was like, who the hell is Kelvin? And he made some calls and got Kelvin taken off. So CJ got removed from the will? Yeah.

Holy shit. Damn, I wonder what he did to deserve that. Well, it was a miscommunication from the sound of it. He changed his name, apparently. Well, no, and then my grandpa was telling this to Jeff, CJ's dad. Yeah. And he was like, that's CJ. He's like, oh.

Oh, he's fine. Yeah. He's like, well, it was a lot of work to get him off. So we'll figure that out later. Oh, shit. So CJ got removed from the will. I told CJ this last night and I think I kind of ruined his night. Are you on the will?

I think I was kicked off too. He was like, who the hell is Benjamin? For all the reasons. Well, Kelvin's getting the boot. Well, if I'm going through all this work of kicking people off. He removes everyone from the will except for, I don't know, who got to stay actually. I think everyone but C.J.

And I. Everyone but C.J. and you? By the sounds of it. I'd be bummed. But don't you, you guys get something, right? That he's been telling you guys for a bunch of years, his parrot or something, his animals? Yeah. Rip, actually.

Oh, Rip Mango. My grandpa, it was the one that had the house fire. Three years ago at this point. His house burnt down. And in his house, he had a parrot, rip mango. Mango was his name. But parrots lived to 100. years old.

Mm-hmm. Very long time. And Mango was like 45 years old. Oh, shit. So he was just getting started. Mango had a lot of life left. And the joke in the family was always, if grandpa passes away, who gets mango? And everyone was in agreeance that it only made sense that CJ and I would get Mango.

Yeah. Shared custody. I don't know if Mango is going to be a shop pet or what. And so the issue with it is mango. His mango was kind of a douche. Yeah, wasn't he kind of a dick? Wasn't he a biter? He was a biter, and he had a mouth on him.

He would have got along well here, actually, but he'd walk in, and he'd be like, hello, motherfucker. Really? Yeah. What? How do you teach a parrot? I guess parrots learn how to swear just as easy as normal. Nikki's mom has two parrots, and they're actually moving, so I'm currently inheriting a parrot.

Oh, wow. Parrot. You're. Wow. And how do you feel about that? Oh, I'm thrilled. Oh, good. All right.

Well, that's good, Ev. I bet. What's your parrot's name? Oh. I should know. So actually, we are getting the cool one. They have two. One's like a green one.

It's a little smaller. That one's pretty chill. I'll actually let him, like, run around on me. You'll sit on my hat and hang out. And then the other one only likes Nikki, Nikki's mom, Nikki's sister. Other than that, you just bite you. hurts. I mean, he's like twice the size. I don't know. Yep. That's how mango was. He wasn't, no, mango was green and orange, but he wasn't allowed out of the, the cage.

Really? Yeah. He was. He'd walk around. He had his wings. Maybe, maybe just when people were in old. It's like a bad dog that you put him in the garage. Sorry to hear about the will. Oh, you guys talked about that? Yeah. I told them. Because they were on the other end of the table. They didn't hear the story last night. Yeah, shoot, I missed it. How do you feel about being removed from the will? not it can't be good it's yeah it's kind of funny like I can see why people think it's funny yeah it does feel kind of

it does kind of feel weird because it's like everyone else is getting something and I guess I'm not I don't know I don't know if I am either I think I think I was like I was kind of roped in with you like he started making calls and he was like oh if I'm kicking one off I'm kicking them both I picture you guys like you don't want to be too

pushy about it like hey I hope it was just a mistake we'd love to get back on but if you're too pushy nah what's done is done I just want to do whatever Whatever he wants to do with it. I don't really care. I mean, it's his money.

I think you can do whatever he wants with it. If he wants to light it on fire, do it. It's your money. You earned it. I don't deserve anything, you know? Like, I mean, that's the truth. No one's entitled to anything. That is true.

And so that's how we got on the subject of Mango is that he was thinking about getting another bird. He did get another bird, apparently. Yeah. And this was news as of pretty recently. So, yeah, I don't know where that one's going if it needs to be relocated one day. but we could build like a really big cage in here and then if evans bad we could lock him up in the cage that's not a bad idea between their beaks and their claws they can cause some damage yeah they can are they many bloody fingers from these birds are they stinky i don't think they smell good are they

loud yes very loud i would say they smell as much as a normal bird years ago for some reason i had a couple of parakeets living in my house also incredibly stinky you have a zoo i had a snake. None of these animals were ever meat. It was always who was living at my house was deciding it was good to have one had a snake and then we had some parakeets there. But I'd compare them all to like rabbits, hamsters,

birds. They all kind of have that same stank. You know what doesn't stink is snakes. Yeah, you're right. They don't really stink. I was surprised by that when I was holding the one that you had brought here for that video bit. The snake itself, I feel you. It didn't stink, dude. Overall, it's habitat again. It probably does get stink.

but after that I was low-key like it'd be kind of cool having a snake it would eventually kind of wear off on me so I don't want to get one but the more so the shock factor I like the idea of like you come to my house and I have a big six seven foot boa constrictor yeah I would definitely have shock factor to it like a free roam yeah not free roam but like that's a thing like I just would feel bad keeping them in a little container like what kind of life is that I think You should do it. Just buy it. Ken, and I think you should hang my samurai sword on your wall,

but I guess we both have two different opinions. It's getting hung tomorrow. Okay. I went over to Ken's house this weekend, and samurai sword was in the box. In the closet. Tucked away on the top shelf. He did pull it out to show the guests,

which was cool, I thought. That's how I found out it was in the closet. Did you cut anything with it, like meat and cheeses? No, no, just took it out, swung it around a little bit, and then put it back. As you do. As you do. It's all good samurai owners do.

Yeah, so I had a birthday party last night, and we all went out to dinner. Thanks for coming, boys. Appreciate that. Welcome. But at the end of the dinner, I look at the end of the table and desserts are coming out, and Spenny got a massive cake. That's what I wanted. At first, I got the cake, and everybody's like, oh, banana cake.

Oh, that's kind of whack. Well, no, no. Everybody was hating on it. You said, you were sitting there next to Evan, you're like, I'm looking for a banana cream pie. And you go, and you go, does that? And you go, does that come with nuts as well? Like he's asking the waitress, this.

And Evan goes, I got that back of the chef for you, Spenny. And I was like, so then, you know, Spenny orders that. And then I'm sitting there, I'm going back and forth between that. And this chocolate peanut butter one. My cake comes out in CJ's eyes just light up. I'm talking about. He's locked in on this thing coming all the way to the table. You guys, CJ is a man that has immediate buyer's remorse.

Well, on everything he purchases, right? So he gets the chocolate cake. As soon as he says, I'll take the chocolate cake. Oh, fuck, I should have got the banana cream. You guys are jumping ahead. If you wouldn't jump ahead. Before I ordered, I asked the waitress, I go, which one should I get? The chocolate peanut butter one or this banana?

I want to know, is this like more chocolatey than peanut buttery? Or is it like? Like, because I like peanut butter, but I don't like things super chocolate. And I was in the wrong for asking you if mine had nuts on it. No, I'm just saying that part. We were just, it's not about that. I was just, we were just cracking. Like, it's funny, you said banana cream pie.

And then you ask her, but does it have nuts? You're asking for the full package as in, you know, if you can use your imagination. But, uh, yeah, so anyway, she talked me into getting this chocolate one and told me about how peanut butter it is. So I'm like, oh, I like peanut butter. But I was literally so close to getting what Spenny was going to get. So it comes out. Things just the darkest chocolate thing ever. Like just a hint, just a hint of peanut butter.

I was just like, all right, well, this sucks. And I'm looking over at Spenny. I'm looking over at Spenny what I wanted. And he's just looking happy as a clam. Took that away from you. No, nobody did. How's that cake looking across the table too? It looked amazing.

It's huge. So I walk over. I walk over. I'm like, Spenny could have a. Before you came, Spenny's already ironed this up. And me and Ken are already getting 20s out, trying to get Spenny to house this cake with no hands. Thinking he's just going to use his face.

Yeah. Which that would be funny. And that is where you kind of roll in at this point. Yeah, so I come walking in. I don't really know why you guys have money out and you're putting it down 20. How about 60? How about, you know, the money's stacking up on the table. Spenny's looking at this giant piece of cake.

And I go up to him, I go, Spenny, could I have a little bite? Because I want to find out what I missed out on. I just want a little bite. CJ, see some betting going on across the table, sprints over there. No, not that part. I didn't really know. So I take a bite and then I'm walking away. And Spenny apparently turned down all the money.

And Evan goes, CJ, for $100, would you eat that with your hands? And I go, absolutely. I said no utensils, which I messed up because what we really wanted to see is face plant in the plate. But honestly, what you did was about just as good. So I said, absolutely. And no one ever offers me more than 50 cents to do anything. So I was like, I'm taking up on this. So I walked over, grabbed that whole piece of cake with my hands

and the nicest restaurant in the area and just started eating it right there. Right over top of my lap. Well, as soon as CJ starts doing this, I'm out filming it. My flash is on. And we're just dying laughing because at this point, CJ is like double fisting the piece of cake at the end of the table. Over top of my lap. Shoving his face.

It was a big ass piece of cake. So shoving his face full of it. And then it was pretty much like a spectacle to see if he could finish it, which he couldn't. Couldn't do it. And then he gave the money back. I think I could have. But yeah, I did send it back to Evan. He paid when I was making a lot of progress.

He just paid me because he's like, he's going to do it. And honestly, I could have. I was sitting there. I was like, God, I'm going to be sick. I'm sick. I just wanted a little bite. And I was like, here you go, Spenny. I gave it back to him.

I was too far away at the end of the table. But was there, per chance, a little bit of negative energy coming from? the women. No, I don't think so. Some, it sounded like some were not very happy about it. Not impressed with our child. They didn't like it.

I didn't think it was that aggrat. Like, that was hardly anything compared to what we normally do. Oh, we're so, I think it caught them off guard a little bit. He just felt really bad for Spenny's cake getting deleted. Yeah.

And I did hear somebody, I heard people down there saying, is that really his whole cake and C.J's just eating it? What's Spenny going to do if you can't have his cake? And I was just like, I don't care. I'll order him a new one. It will be out in one minute.

It was $11. And then I did offer to get you another one, but you're like, no, no, I'm good. And then I gave him the other half back and you ate it? The half eaten slab that had fingerprints all over it. And I did offer to give him to one. And then I paid for it anyways in the end. I did love. I loved Evans' reaction when you caught a, just a peripheral of CJ using silver

because at that point he had given up or across the table. I was cutting it for Mark. I was giving it down. Anyway, he laid some utensil into it. I go, Bo, Bo, Venmo me back right now.

Send it back. Send it back. Send it back. Because I'm looking at my phone and I'm like, I'm a man in my word. I'm going to send him his hundred bucks. And in the time I look at my phone for 30 seconds, set it down and said like Venmo confirmed.

I look up and here he is going into it with a fork. I was pretty upset. Here's the thing, though. Like, it was like almost not worth you paying me $100 over. Like I felt like it was very anti-clamatic. I didn't feel like I earned the $100. So like,

I don't know. It just didn't. It wasn't like something I was proud about taking $100 off you, so I was happy to honestly just give it back. It was more so just to get some laughs. It was more so just to get some laughs from the boys, which it did. And it kind of spiced up the dinner, made it a little bit funier and more fun. But, uh, just an entertainer.

Yeah. Dude, I think my, my favorite part of the whole ordeal was as soon as you started eating it with your hands and Evan watching an enjoyment, he was so happy that someone took the deal. He goes, now this is good investing. That's what he considers investing. He's investing in a good time.

I go, you calling this an investment makes a lot more sense of your financial situation. I kind of thought maybe our antics and restaurants would speed up our time. I figured that restaurants would want to get us out of there and make us skedaddle bean. But fuck, we were there for like four hours. I know. I'm so over eating out at restaurants. restaurants because it takes so goddamn long. I don't know.

I'm happy to do whatever you want to do, but god damn, we're there for four hours. It was too long. I don't know. I had other plans and then I had to cancel those basically. It's like the hell were you planning it? It was like I want to go home. Nine or nine 30. No, it's just like it shouldn't have been that long.

It should be like two hours max at a restaurant. But like some of these places need to speed it up. Problem is we're going places with like 20 people trying to. Accommodate for 20 is kind of an undertaking. I was trying to go home and watch TV and shit before I had to go to bed. Are you holding back on saying Euphoria? Well, Euphoria. And I'm watching the new Hulk Hogan doc on Netflix.

Pretty good. Or go play Xbox. I don't know. Just some other than instead of a restaurant. Anything other than celebrate Ben's birthday. We celebrate. Sorry, bro. I didn't know it was that bad.

Your birthday's worth three hours max. Not four. Give it two and a half. Well, just the man that we were looking. to see. What did I do now? Every time Jack said, he's like, oh, fuck. You want to go pop a spot on that couch?

So you guys would have already seen it at this point, but Tug of War. Yeah. It wasn't looking good for you, Jack. Well, I think we pulled it off. I think we did exactly what we were supposed to do, and you shouldn't have doubted my team. The rope snapped. The rope was not supposed to snap. I was surprised by that.

That was the one thing I didn't expect. That was crazy. I walked away from that thing with an injury because of the rope. Did you hurt Ken? You hurt Ken. That's not that surprising. Ken's been hurt more doing less. He's got a skinned elbow right now.

He skinned his elbow. And his ankle. Oh, he has a small skin mark on his ankle as well. Honestly, for a valid reason. But last night, Ken, that dinner was rubbing his legs. He goes, oh, so sore. And I'm like, assuming he hit leg day since he does that often, he goes, no from pulling. Was it?

Were you guys sore? I wasn't. I felt fine. I was. Valid point, though, like, every time that we were pulling a vehicle, like, I wasn't doing the pulling, but you guys were, you were pulling, like, as hard as you bought. We did go down, like, a ton of bricks, though.

When we were pulling in that rope snap, it was like, like, everyone went down quick. I didn't go down. Yeah, it's because he were not holding on the rope. Yeah, Spenny was the first guy to be out of the prance off. I didn't. It wasn't even a prance. Pop up the picture of his prance.

I knew it was going. I knew the rope was snapping, and I was just out of there. I wasn't trying to hang on to a breaking rope. that was one of my favorite video bits we filmed in a long time, just solely based off of how intriguing it was. I had a lot of fun. That was one of the most fun I've had filming, for sure. Dude, the energy, you just get,

you just get 100 people that are stoked around. It's just so fun, having a bunch of people cheering and whatnot. It was just fun to get a bunch of random people together. Yeah, I feel like we could have, like, gone into town and, like, ransack the village with 100 people. Like, you could move them. You could do anything. You could move some of the buildings in town.

Pick them up and move them down a couple blocks Flip a couple cars That's not a bad idea Like the next time we have like A hundred of our subscribers Give or take something We should just do something that you could only do If you have a hundred people

I think we should do a human chain From our shop To Zorbas And then we like Chinese fire drill a pizza Right into my tummy Or hand a beer down or something I like that I think we use the same exact crew

That I got the first time to Because they were so successful Yeah so when the people started showing up, I guess for the people that haven't watched the video, we did man versus machine and we wanted to see in a tug of war how many big men it took to stop

varying different vehicles, starting with a golf cart, then a mini truck, and then Ryan Z-O-6, and then our drift truck, the Ford Ranger, the Dooley Ford Ranger, and then Mike's big-ass ram truck and then ending with a bulldozer. I love

how it's now just known as Mike's big-ass truck. Well, it's got the fucking... like seven different syllables to it. The prospector. ARV or what, yeah, whatever. So,

so anyway, we had a hundred people come out and Jack was responsible for getting the people here. And so we're like, okay, make this post out. Thousands and thousands of people

sign up for it. So we got a huge list to go through, right? And it was pretty much just solely based off of how heavy these people were like, if they were going to be like strong enough guys. the best. Yeah, picking the best, right, to go hold back Mike's big-ass truck. So in doing so, we're like,

all right, you know, we got people's heightened weights and in ages and everything. And we're trying to put together like a list of big specimens of humans. And we hit the intro and we walk up and start meeting the people showing up. And the first person we met had a broken hand. The second person we met was 14 years old. And then the third person we met was a woman. Not anything against women We were just You're expecting We're expecting linemen

180 pounds to 200 pound men You know Someone at minimum About 180 pounds Full growing man You know That's what we were expecting Which turns out we didn't even need

But yeah We were a little worried at first We're thinking Jack We wanted 100 full growing men If you're going to cast Women and children We're going to need 300

Well people on the On the Google sheet in my defense, I'll pop it up on this. They lie. Dude, they were all 180 to 250. They knew what to say. All of them. They knew what to say.

Togawater. I also filtered it 150 plus pounds and then also over 18, of course, too. And so. A couple got through the cracks. And even keep in mind, like, 150 isn't, you know, I think that's a great place to start. But, like, 150 isn't. That's still, like, 12 pounds lighter than me. No, for sure.

I'm not big at all. You'd be surprised, but, like, a lot. lot of the people, the majority were not even close to like 150. It was like 150 or less for the majority. But yeah, no, I definitely should have done a little bit more. Were you pretty worried? A little bit right away because I was being honest, like after you did that and I walked back outside, I was like, dang, maybe Ben's right. Like we got kind of a lot of bunch of smaller crowd. Yeah, smaller crowd. But speaking of people, they had strong will. They did. They came with heart. And also like, Speaking of strong-willed showing up with some heart,

there are some other fellas that lied in the best way possible, and I don't want to encourage this, but I'm asking where everyone's from. They're obviously all from Minnesota, like pretty close. And they're like, we're from West Virginia. And I was like, what? Yeah, 13 hours away. What?

And then there's also some people from Canada. And they said they were from closer. And I just love the dedication. They were like, dude, we said we were from your area. We got picked. We bought flights. and it was the best decision ever. Like, it was all positive.

Like, it was amazing. And they actually didn't flake out. Like, I can't even. Yeah. But it was just funny. Like, yeah, they're like, yep, this is like, we made it happen and we're so stoked. But yeah, they said they were from D.L. But for a lot of people that are like real diehard fans, like just being able to show up here.

Like, they'll book a flight. Go, even if you're here for only a few hours, like, what an experience for them. And we maybe don't think of it that way just because we're just kind of. just kind of in this, but, uh, right. I think we're, like, we're constantly concerned. It was like, when we're talking about the event and how we're excited for Octane Fest, that we wanted to be worth it for everyone. If you travel across the country to meet us, like, I wanted to be worth it for you. And sometimes we're, our view of that is skewed. You know, them getting to, like, meet us and just check out the compound, probably worth a lot. Yeah, we just want to give them a good experience.

It's good lead in, though, for Octane Fest, though. Yes, it is. Yeah, we, I was asking guys, and quite a few the guys that I asked were like, yeah, I'm definitely going to make it out, which was cool to hear. Yeah, so we announced it about a week and a half ago at this point. But we are hosting our own event. It's called Octane Fest in collaboration with BIR Raceway, which is the track in Brainerd, which we've been to for a video before. And then Chris Forsberg, who is bringing all the talent with the drifting in the entertainment factor with all the cars.

So this event is essentially replacing what we've done for the last six years by going to the heydays event that we would go to. And it was like the only meet and greet experience that we'd have kind of all year. And if people were like, oh, I want to meet you guys. We'd be like, oh, come on out to Haydays. That's the event that we do every year. We're not doing that anymore. We've sat on the podcast before. We just kind of just outgrew it.

And we were throwing like an event inside of an event. It just didn't make a whole lot of sense anymore. forward, but we wanted to continue to do some sort of meet and greet event. And what made the most sense is if we could just control the entire experience, the entire weekend and make it more of like a spectacle for people to come out to, which was like the biggest thing for Haydays. We were just like, ah, I wish that we could do more with this, right? Like people are paying their, they're hard-earned money to come and meet us. I wish that there was just more that they could do, make it like a full immersive seaboys experience. And so we started talking with BIR and put together

this Octane Fest. So essentially what it is is it's a entire weekend event where you can come on out on a Thursday and stay till Sunday. You can camp on the grounds of BIR, you know, bring your camper, bring your tent, whatever, set up in the camping area. And then throughout the weekend, we're going to have drift ride-alongs and just drift competition. So, bunch of different professional drifters are going to be out there, ripping. And then there's going to be autocross going on on the big race track. And then there's going to be water cross happening. So snowmobile water skipping essentially.

So all the professionals will be out there doing that. Plus, CJ. I know. I'm going to have to hit some practice laps or something. I already told Big Ranch, we got to get that thing. We got to go through it. Make sure it's ready to go because, I mean, the thing was riding on saltwater in the ocean. We dialed it in last fall.

I drove it on the pond. So it's literally charied. Okay. I just want to run like a top if I'm going to be competing. And it is ready to go. Yeah. That's what I got to practice some turns. Not just going straight.

Just for the record, I'm not a, like I'm going against racers. Like, I'm just hoping. I think you might actually be out there alone. I don't know if racers want to be on the same pond. Oh, I probably will be alone because they're going to fucking go super fast. And I'm going to just be trying to turn and like, I'll just be dilly down out there. I'm going to do my best. I think in typical C-Boy's fashion, there is no practice.

There's none of this. You just got to show up when the cameras are rolling. I mean, I'm just letting you know what do you want me to do. Do you want me to do good or I'm going to try and do good? I'm going to try and do good. And then we're also doing a car show. Car and truck show. Yeah, car and truck show.

So if you have a Lamborghini, you have a Mazda Miata or if you have a Mitsubishi Evo. Evo for CJ. So any type of car. right, so you can bring your car out for the car show if you get tickets to it. So there's limited amount of tickets. So if you want to bring your car out, get a ticket to secure your spot. So there's that.

And correct me if I'm wrong, when you buy a ticket for the weekend, it also includes camping. Yeah, correct. And that part is huge. Like, you guys, BIR is massive. So there's not, like, going to be a sellout moment. So just get your tickets when you can, but, like, come camp. Is there a VIP camping option? There is that sold out.

But the free camping option that everyone has access to, it just doesn't have a minute, or no water, no power. And we were talking with them. And basically if we get enough people there, they'll have to open up this other section. And they have to plan for it.

So ideally get your tickets in advance, because some stuff like the car show will sell out. If you have a drift car and you want to drift, that type of stuff sells out. But we're trying to keep GA and camping as open as possible. Plus Friday night and Saturday night There will be a concert Which is pretty lit

With an opener by quad He's gonna be going on stage I do not want to do so fucking bad Like I don't even I actually just this morning Was like why am I so anxious And why do I feel like I'm gonna throw up And then it was like oh yeah

I have to go on stage After you guys warm up the crowd Who knows what you're gonna tell him to do Like what if I get booed off the stage dude I don't know if my I think people are going to love you, dude. They're there to see you. I hope so, too.

And I'm going to do my best and try to perform. But, bro, I mean, even the best. I'd start practicing, Ryan. I started practicing this. The minute that. Practice your moves. Practice your voice. Yeah.

There's no auto tune on that. Do you think it's safe for me to share my idea with everyone else, Ben? I don't even want it. Is this coming out before that? Before what? Octane Fest? No. No, technically, this will be coming.

out on Thursday, but I mean, we can share it. You'll see it in this week's video on Thursday. We may have thrown donuts at Ken Cybertruck. Ken may have gotten upset with us. We may have done it again. And then we may have done it again after that. So I, Ken was very upset with us, but he has came around. I had an idea after the fact. We will sell donuts for a dollar a donut. Okay. And every donut that we sell is how many seconds quad has to perform.

I'm going to be up there for fucking hours. Ken forgot a key part of this. They get to throw the donut at my cyber truck. Exactly. Every second. So you'd have to sell 60 donuts just for you to do a minute. I think you do a full set list. I don't know about the,

what are you going to cut a song short? I thought I was just going to have to do my hit single. I'm her hard. One song, Ryan. No. People are paying their money to be here. No, they're paying their fucking money for.

For a DJ or somebody, somebody, the headliner. I think you're going to, I mean, the DJ is going to be great or whoever that we end up getting for the concert, but I don't know if anyone's going to be able to be more entertaining than you up there with your hair spiked up and your makeup on, screaming. I could like help you set up like a PR stunt and we could like stage somebody that came to like riot and take you out. I don't think he's listening. I think he went to sleep. I don't think he's listening. Realistically, we're going to sell. Thousands of donuts.

I mean, I don't know if you can get our hands on a lot. Oh, we can make that happen. That's not even that many minutes. Hummer Hart's like three and a half minutes. Which is like a hundred donuts. Basements, right, it's like around three and a half as well. Yeah, it's just going to be an awesome event. It's one thing to throw a car show, right?

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Absolute drifting legend. Yep. So, so, yeah. CJ mentioned it too. We're going to be walking around handing out the golden tickets. So we're going to obviously have like Evan and Mike for the drift ride along part. So we're going to just be handing out golden tickets. to be able to participate with the boys riding passenger.

Also, same thing with the autocross, hopping in the passenger seat with all the boys and getting to rip some laps around the track and then giving out golden tickets at the car show event to people that want to be a part of the burnout competition at the end of the night. It's pretty crazy that we're giving out tickets for ride-alongs with me and Mike, and we literally don't know how to drift, I don't think, really.

We should not have to perform on stage. It's about the experience. No, I mean, we're in the same boat as Ryan, really. I mean, no. I can swing it around our track, but, like, we've never drove at a different venue. Yeah, I don't think anyone has ever called you guys drifters, though, you know, so it's like they know what they're getting into, you know. If they don't want the golden ticket, then they can.

But I mean, yeah. No, I'm serious. I was making a few, just joking on it. Also, a legitimate point. But, I mean, that people would be stoked to, like, ride on the back of pegs on the back of your bike. Yeah, so we're going to be, like, bouncing around throughout the weekend to do all these different events. And you guys can pretty much just watch it.

happen like in real time, as if you're watching a C-Boy's video, but in person. Yeah. And maybe even might get selected from the crowd to be in one. Might happen. So all these events are going to be happening like simultaneously throughout the weekend. So it's going to be constant action the entire time. No matter where you're at on the grounds, there's going to be stuff happening. We are essentially just going to be bopping around participating in these events and bringing

people that come along on the ride. Yeah, the big days are really Friday and Saturday where most of the events are coming down. But you can get in early Thursday camp. You can stay till Sunday. Yeah. I'm excited for the camping like nights. It's just like hitting the campgrounds with everyone. I just looked it up.

There's over 200 acres of camping available. That's insane. I'm going to go pitch a tent back there and camp for sure. I bet you will. Yeah, like sleeping tent, Ryan. I bet you will, but. So that's going to be lit. What if, how can I get out of having to perform?

Maybe what if I blow up my core. vet in the burnout pit. That's assuming that it makes it till June. I don't think that thing's going to make it that long. Yeah, dude. That thing smokes every time you started up. No, actually, I think the tug of war might have taken it out. Like, it smokes constantly now.

It's bad. Like, I couldn't even drive it to Ben's dinner. We came over here and I started up and it was smoking. And I was like, we can't drive this. Bring that thing to the dealership. You got warranty, don't you? I'm going to this week and it will actually be the test if warranty works. I don't know if it's like a gasket of sorts,

but I've been looking into it and the oil was overfilled. And that in conjunction with me driving it aggressively could have resulted in a cracked block. That's the dealership's fault. They change your oil. So we'll see on that. I mean, currently as it sits, it is cooked. But we'll just, we'll learn soon how cooked it is. It still runs now.

It's fine. It doesn't have a check engine light. Yeah, which is. really impressive, but it's burning coolant aggressively. That's got to be their fault. I don't know. And I think there's just absolutely no other things that could have possibly damaged it. Maybe the cold start to redline this winter?

Maybe. It could have contributed. It probably wasn't balancing it off the chip for like four minutes. They have a rev limiter for a reason. That's true. It's just fine. He did everything that you can do with that car, pushing the gas the floor. They wouldn't make them to do that if you're not supposed to.

If the red line was like a safe fail, Subaru's would be like 2,000 RPM. Well, that's because Subaru's just got shit motors, but... Corvette had good motor. I mean, come on. It's a performance vehicle. It's a super car. Them being like, sorry, dude, just based on this video evidence we have of you,

like, we can't warranty the car. And then Ryan's like, boys, go have C's on me with this. I know. If they do that, though, like... They don't, dude. I think it is because you got your oil overfilled and you were driving it hard, which is made to be driven.

hard and that comes back on them. Yeah. I don't know how time will tell. It was warm when I rev bombed it. I reb bombed it for a really long time. He was cracking a joke. But it was warm. Like it wasn't actually like I fucking started on a brr.

So. That'd be insane. That's the type of shit you do with the TC. Exactly. And look at how that handled it. 10, 15 years of abuse and it's still hanging on. Bit of a bummer, especially coming in the summer. There's only so many days you can drive between snow.

fall. So, pretty bummed out. That does suck. That's where you'd hate to see it go down. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be a doozy. Because that's just not one of those things.

It's not a big wrench fix where they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll pop a new motor in it this week. It could. To be fair, though, they could. Yeah, they could. Yeah, they could. If you want like any kind of mechanics slash labor slash fabricating job done that takes skill, those guys can do that shit like that.

For sure. You start going to other places. You find out how. long things take and you're like what the fuck dude i got two guys that could do this shit in two days if they weren't building a wooden dirt bike right now they're employed they would be able to do it buy us i mean that but even just still like dropping off of the dealer i mean that's just going to be one of those things they're just like yeah come pick it up in september yeah you know and i'll have put winter tires on it and drive in the winter yeah if it is good though you should cook it at octane

in the burn up hit i mean i'll do whatever what if it blows up and blows through your back That'd be insane. You'll do whatever to it if. If it is running at Octane, yeah, I'll rip it hard. We could use it as like smoke effects for the quad. That's true. You could drive it up on stage.

And then hop out. They're just smoking out the exhaust is my smoke. They'll say, where's the homer? Yeah, you're right. Do you think you'll sing the gay song that Jack made you? No. Cute boys staying on the dock over there. I thought VR had us modify that.

Yeah. We modified that. Was there something else we wanted to talk to Jack about? There is. There's something we want to talk to you about too. I'm aware of that. There is. Okay, before we completely move on from the Octane, though,

if you guys do want to go to Octane, it really helps us out if you get a ticket in advance. And we're pretty nervous about this. This is like the first time doing an event of this scale. So if you guys support us, appreciate it, get a ticket, come on out. We're going to do everything in our power to be. make this the most entertaining weekend. So get tickets at BIRMN.com.

Hit the Octane tab and preserve your tickets. We'll put the link down below in the description. Do you say preserve? I don't know. Preserve. Preserve. Preserve your tickets. June 4th through the 7th.

The 5th and the 6th are the hot spot days Friday. Saturday. We'll be there all weekend. Yeah. Yeah, you can come out for one day or just come out in camp for the weekend. Hang out with the boys. It's going to be lit. I'm excited.

I'm excited too. I'm excited. But, yeah, Jack. Jack is back? Dude, this kid, man. Back to the casting coach. There's so many things that I'm intrigued on which one this is going to be now.

Yeah. You're going to hold it for me? Yeah, I'm going to hold it for you. Jack. Yes, sir. Dude, I love you, bro. Honestly, you're like one of the boys already. You've been around for, what, two months now?

Yeah. Just hit three. The quiver in his voice. You hear three? Yeah. Yeah. So, um, You're fired.

No. No. You've been around just long enough where now all the boys are just comfortable. You're just one of the boys, right? And with that comes... Savatry. Just a hard time. A lot of roasting.

Yeah, getting your balls busted. I go to bat for you every time. I do. Do you? I do. A lot of times, you know, if Evan or Dalton or chirping, I always got your back. I do, too, Jack. I do.

I pulled into the show. shop today, Jack? And I see your car sitting in the driveway with a new Lightning McQueen wrap on it. I came up to you and I love it. I pulled up and I said, oh boy, this one's going to be tough. This one's going to be tough. I'm about to go to war for Jack on this one. I think the easier way would be for you to just defend yourself. I think it's sick. I think it looks cool. Spenny came in complimented me right away this morning too. I haven't heard anything negative, so must all just be behind my back.

Did it kind of sound like, Jack, wow, sick rap, bud. And Jack, I just want to say this, dude, you are not the first to go through this. Dalton, in fact, went through it so much that we went out of our way. We bought a truck and replicated his rap and made a whole, like, year-long joke about it.

and Evan Evan still doesn't let him forget well he doesn't I think we should So I just want to say It's you're not You're not alone You're not alone

But defend yourself I want to see And also don't let Dalton Give you a hard time for this either Dude I think it's sick I don't care I don't care if Dalton gives you shit Just remind him

Who has a monster logo I will do that Nothing against monster really just What part of it Do you think is sick What part of it do you think is not sick? I'm not, I'm just more so curious. Like, are you like a big cars fan?

Like, are you a big cars fan? Cars is such a good movie. The best kids movie of all time. Yeah. I was like, I didn't want to be rude, but I was like, this could have been a prank that he lost and has to run this. Or he's either running this by choice or he lost a deal or I just didn't know what the deal of you're running in. What was like the thought behind it though? Like, was it because Lightning McQueen and you drive a Tesla so it's like electric?

Is that why you did that or? No. Lightning McQueen is gas. I get that, but I just thought maybe lightning, like he was trying to coordinate lightning with electric or something. I don't know. No, it's a little red car. Him all you have to do is throw stickers on it. It's already red.

Like, I got it comp. I think it's kind of sick. Okay. No. Jack wrapping his Tesla and Lightning McQueen is the equivalent of me getting a bowl cut. Why would you do that, Micah? I don't know. I just like to spice.

That's not a backhanded compliment. I don't know. No. Hold on here. Yeah. Why would you... Pop of a Bigger of a mic with his bowl cut. Why would you do that?

Jack questioning it all right. Jack's like, I thought Mike said it looked good. I do like it. And it's like, why would you do that, Micah? I don't know. It's fun. I like to spice up my life. That's kind of at the end of the day what you're doing.

But I was like, Jack, dude, I personally like it. And you go, really? You actually like it? I did say that. I'm like, I do like it. I do like it. Because at the end of the day, seeing in the background of a video, it's going to, It's going to bring comments.

People are like, who's lightning in the queen car? Who's lightning in the queen Tesla is that? I like it. Oh, it's swaggies. Was it like a strategic play? Like a strategic play? You saw how like Dalton was getting on camera and stuff for it? So you're like, oh, I'm going to do a stupid rap.

C.J. Hey, I don't know if I want to leave my fate up to the people watching, but I want to know what they actually think of it. Like, if they think it looks dumb or if they think it looks cool. Did you over hear maybe some comments from the construction crew this morning? Yeah. Because not only is there a Lightning McQueen car park there, there's a freaking Cheeto Raptor parked next to us.

These guys got some unique rigs. They were looking around like every time they looked around, they were like, and did you see that thing over there? And that thing over there, they were very intrigued. Yeah, I was here this morning at like 8 a.m. to let them into the building. Jack's already here. So the two cars next to each other and they go, nice pickup. up.

They're looking at it. He kind of chuckles and his boy looks at him in loud. He goes, and the car too. So they're grouping those together. He goes, and the car too. Wow.

So you just more so thought, let's wrap it in Lightning McQueen livery because it's red? Yeah, I don't know. I just think I was watching cars the other day. Yeah. Realized my car kind of looks like Lightning McQueen. Okay.

Found a guy who wanted to do it in exchange for some a sponsorship. Okay. And tinted the whole thing, got the wrap done, and here we are. Nice. Now I'm going to rock it probably for the summer and then see what happens, take it off. Yeah, that's it. Then maybe like Buzz Lightyear.

Yeah, we'll see what happens next. Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Light Year. Yeah, we'll see what kids movie I'd wrap my car. My gosh. Lion King. All right, well, I guess we'll leave it up to the people. I do actually want to know what the people think.

Is that going to be a deterrent? Like, if you get roasted, are you going to take it off? No. Because Dalton rocked his for a year. Yeah. He's still rocking it. It's hiding, but he's rocking it. Yeah, rocking it in storage.

But I would say that, would you agree with this? Let's say it had aftermarket wheels, which I know cost money. Like, it would look even cooler. Because, like, right now the Tesla wheels are just okay. Yeah, I don't know what kind of wheels would look cool on that car. 24-inch gold. What kind of wheels does Lightning McQueen have? That's what I'm just about to look up.

He has red rims, I think. Does he? Oh, God, that's a dangerous. In one of them, there's actually some different variations. They sell plastic dip in L&M. Perfect. Yeah, you got red. You got to have red wheels. Yeah.

That might be tough, though. Jack, I feel like you got to do something with it now. What does Lightning McQueen do? Race. Let's put them in a race. Should we? Oh, gosh. Get them in a NASCAR race.

Have you ever raced anything? No. I was going to say Ev can rip it, but I don't know if I want to. to do that. I think you got to drive your own car. I'll race it. Maybe we could put a angle kit on it and put you into the drift event at Octane Fest. What else do you have to do to it? Ken, don't you have to do some other stuff? You just need the deleter. There's something you got to do with that to be able to disable the traction control. You pull a wheel speed sensor. You cut a wheel speed sensor. I've seen a guy on

Instagram and he just has this tuner that can do all kinds of stuff for it. How do you feel about us cutting a wheel speed sensor. It is supposed to be a race car. That's what you do on race cars. I'll be honest, it would be pretty sick to see a Tesla Model 3 Lightning McQueen drifting at Octane Fest. You could do it out in the backyard. There's a drift track right here.

I know, but with a big crowd? Yeah. It would go crazy. It would be a spectacle. It would be a spectacle. You versus Dalton and a drift off? It would probably make more sense why you'd have the Lightning McQueen on it if you were racing. What other sense do you need besides how sick it looked?

I don't think it looks bad at all. I was just more so like, why the Lightning McQueen, though? I don't know. It was just funny because you didn't even tell us, and you just showed up, and it was just like, oh, shit. Yeah, I was like, when the hell did Jack rap is Tesla Lightning McQueen? I was just more confused because you pulled up and it wasn't like, oh, yeah, I'm getting a rap this weekend, by the way.

And, like, you maybe, like, throw us a little bone, but just to show up and see it, I was like, I was not expecting that. I was just more so trying to find the connection, like what was the reason. Yeah, but if all you have to say is it looks cool. Yeah. For content? Yeah. Well, it's working already.

Yeah, dude. It's working already. Also, I did tell Ryan about it. You told me. And I was like, so maybe you told the people that you can trust. Well, I was like, do we want to do anything where like I pull up with it or not? And it was like, why the hell would you go to those guys then? No offense.

Oh, yeah. As far as that. I wanted it to be a surprise for the majority of it. Well, it was a surprise. Oh, Jack, we could have done some shit, bro. Well, it's too late now. But I think how discouraging it would have been if you're like. here's the plan and they're like,

I know, that's what I was like, I better ask for, just pull up and everyone's just silent. I believe my words were, if that's what you want to do, you should do it. I do pretty clearly remember saying,

don't do it for us. Yeah. But I, yeah, I mean, as long as you're happy, that's what makes me happy. It's not terrible. It's not terrible.

I don't think it's bad at all. I mean, we are looking at the real Lightning McQueen here. I think it's fun. I think it's fun. I think it's fun. I think it's different. It's a good way to spice it up. The first thing he did when he pulled in was took a picture of it. I do think it looks pretty good. But I think Ben kind of touched on it. But like, you've been around long enough now. We're right away. We can't like bust your balls. But now it's like, you're just fitting in. So we're going to bust your balls no matter what you do. It's like you pull up in a McQueen car. It's going to be a few chuckles.

Can you get the tongue on the front at least? I think that would make it gay. That's where you draw one. Speaking of that, if you think that would make it look worse, then. Can you AI some eyes on it? I thought about it, but I just don't want to get pulled over all the time.

Bro, if you're just fucking eyeballs on the country. Dude, eyes would actually be sick. If you threw eyes on it, that'd be cool. It's actually, you got to watch cars like every night now. Like, if you're going to be running the Lightning McQueen, like, rap, I think you've got to be watching cars. Once a day.

He goes, that's half as much as I watch it now. Not as much as I should for having a lighting the clean car. I almost said the dumbest thing. I'm like, if you're at the gas station and people come up, you're going to have to have some quotes, but you're probably not at the gas station, yeah. Evan knows a thing or two about driving around a dumb vehicle. You got to hit them with the quotes. Evan's tips at all the gas stations. Evans transport is a joke now.

Hey, man, just so when you know when you're at the gas station, you need to be quick. gonna get you. You gotta have some quick replies. Even though it was like damn near a dad joke and a silly setup when you're eating the Cheetos, it just killed me. You know, these things are pretty good. Wouldn't wrap my truck in it, but... Well, congrats, bro. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate it. And I'm glad to... Sounds weird, but I'm glad to be getting made fun of now because it means I'm a part of the crew. Yeah, that's true. It's a good way to look at it. You are. That's true. You are. Yeah, we're just giving you

We're just... We're just giving you shit. We're blessing your balls, dude. Speaking of taking L's, Spenny, you've had a rough couple past few days. It hasn't been that insane. Getting your cake eating. It's been popping a bunch of tubes. It's been tougher than most, I'll be honest. But you'll have that sometimes. Well, that's why I was trying to get out of more.

I'm like, did something else happen? Because you call me and go pop three tubes. I'm old for three this morning. I'm like, that's bad. But it's not means that this is the worst day you've had all of 2026. But it sounds like it is. It might be honestly. That's pretty good then.

Is that pretty tough? Yeah, it's pretty tough. You can't do anything around. If you do anything bad around Ev, you hear it for the next month. Imagine having a third collar on your vehicle. Ryan still hears about that. We had to talk you off the ledge yesterday because you were going to leave the course on like the 13th hole. And we're like, Spenny, just chill.

It's fine. Yeah, because the first 10 holes, all I did was just get ripped to shreds by all three of you guys. Spetti ended up shooting a 98 and he skipped like four holes. He was plus. He was not doing good yesterday. I was over it. I was so over it. And then you wanted to run some pool, and I beat you six times in a row.

Yeah, but it doesn't really count because you had a skid mark in your underwear the whole time. And then this morning you pop three tubes. So I don't know. It's just been a bad 24 hours, 36 hours. Yeah, I had shit his pants on the golf course. Bro, Evan shit his pants halfway through an 18. My God. Ran it.

What? Didn't wipe. And then midway through your birthday dinner, I get a text from. Evan. No, wait, hold on, hold on. Evan can't jump ahead here. Evan shit his pants on the golf course halfway through a nine, didn't go to the bathroom. Let me clarify one thing.

There's a difference between a shart and a full-blown... You've had... It's funny how... You had poop in your underpants. It was a shart. People do that, and they have to just carry on with their life. Not since I was seven. You just can't drop everything you're doing. That's normally what you do.

You go and clean up. He had damn crones. You go and clean. it up. You don't just sit in it. I try to act natural. Pretend it didn't happen. When you have a baby it dries in like 20 minutes, you don't even know it's there. When you have a baby and they shit in their diaper, you don't just say, oh, I'll just leave it for the next seven hours. He's

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Of 18. He's still running his poop pants. He's still running his poop pants, hasn't gone to the bathroom. He skips the 18th hole and runs to the outhouse, does whatever in there, and then comes back to the shop, and how many games of pool did you play with Dalton?

Seven. Played seven games of pool with Dalton. without changing. Without changing. And then I show up, and there's some booby-lutavelli or some shit on the TV, and he's swiping marketplace. Sitting on the couch. And his same clothes.

And I walk up and I say, what are you doing? And he's like, just chilling. I'm like, did you shower? And he's like, no, no, I got a shower before we go for dinner for Ben's birthday. And I'm like, oh, all right. Well, you want to run some pool? And he's like, yeah, sure. So then he runs five games of pool with me and then goes in showers at 6 o'clock.

but we started golfing at like 11, and that sharp probably happened around two or three. And it was dry by four. But it's itchy and just weird. Like that's weird. It's so gross. Just because we're using the same shower some days. What are you using in the shower so I can not?

Oh, that green lufa. Is that yours? No, that's not my lufa. I don't use a lufa. There's a lufa? The brown lufa now. Which body washer are you using? Because I'm not going to grab the.

I don't use the, it's not like a bar of soap. You don't scrub with the old spot. Hold on the hand. The scrub to hand. The soap goes on the hand and then the cleaning happens, but because there's so, it, it, it immediately, it's not dirty anymore because it's soap now. So then we go for dinner. It's soap now. It's self-cleaning.

Then we go to Ben's dinner and Evan's sitting at the table. He's showered and in fresh clothes. He goes, and goes like this. Oh, and just runs to the bathroom. And I'm like, oh my God, he did it again. And then sure enough, he texts me five minutes later, shit my pants again. So then I'm wondering, did you come home to the shop and shower? There's no way you showered twice.

So you went to bed with your shitty little butt and it's probably still shitty from dinner last night. Did you shower this morning? Oh my gosh. You did. Okay. So you went to sleep with a shitty bum. No, but the one at the restaurant, I made it to the bathroom within like three seconds. So I was able to do proper maintenance.

Wait, you shit your pants. How do you do proper maintenance? So you still had dirty underwear at the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest. restaurant. Yes. And then you wore your dirty underwear to sleep. I think there's a big discrepancy between a shart and a full-blown shit in my pants.

I'm not shitting in my pants. You might as well shit your pants. There's poop on your underwear. It's the same thing. When we're out to dinner with, call it, 20 people, crazy how many dynamics and just different things are happening. With that large of a group, C.J's

over here trying to make money. Evan's shitting his pants over there. Mike's wife is getting mad at C.J. for his eating Spenny's cake. Justin, and you are talking engineering and and Ken's sucking down scallops. It was a wild night.

Maybe we need to get to have some baby wipes or something. Yeah, I was going to say a plug. A cork, a baby wipes or something. I suppose you already have a plug. Is it in there right now? It's probably why you have your sharding problem. His plug is already wise. He went to work without his plug in.

It's the day after he takes it out. He has problems. Yeah. Jesus. You know, this is. This is going to be a hard one. Ken with one of the biggest zingers ever. When someone walks up and says,

hey, man, I love the podcast. I'm going to have to look them in the eyes and say, thank you. What do you love about it? Maybe a good transition from my underpants would be to my little mistake I made the other day. Your little mistake. Which one was this?

You have a video of it, Ryan? Oh, I still haven't seen this video yet. I haven't either. I still haven't seen this. I'm sure it won't be all that crazy. Yeah, let's see it. But I'm glad to hear we have some live footage of it. You maybe just kind of say what happened and then I'll get the video out of.

Me and Dalton are ripping a bunch of games of pool. We're playing for hours. And the chalk was sitting on the table right next to our fluorescent life-wide open sign. It's been there for seven years. Been broken only once or twice. Has it been broken before? Yeah. Mike broke it for sure.

I just don't know if it was other than that. With a pool stick. Come on, Mike. Someone did. Someone broke it with a pool stick once. Okay. I was here, but I didn't do it. But anyways, Dalton's shooting.

So I like just kind of back myself into the corner. I grabbed the chalk off the table. Hardly bump the sign. Which I think the video will show. I hardly bump this sign. And it just, poof. Turns into a pile of glass. You fully body slammed it.

What do you mean? That is not a body. No, but you're not like I was. up against the wall. You literally shouldered the whole thing. The whole thing flexed. The whole thing flexed. Your shoulder.

Holy shit. Your body checked you like a hockey check. I think the damn walls flexed. I don't even see in the clip right now, but I know I didn't get it. What? That you say. When you explain this to me, you're like, I just literally nicked it with the pool cute. Dude, I turned.

Literally body slammed. I turned with the chalk in my hand to see if Dalton's missing another shot and I bump into it. If that would have been a skateboard like this, you'd a crack. actor in half. Okay. I do love your face. Yeah, you knew.

I just knew. I knew it was just like, gosh darn it. And the sign Yeah, he did know. The sign is getting fixed. I'm taking care of that.

Mike dropped it off for me. I do feel bad. I don't want to, you know, just be breaking stuff. It was like an honest. Now you don't want to just be breaking stuff. I feel like it was an honest mistake.

It wasn't, I don't feel like I was being overly reckless. I reached for the chuck. I bumped the sign. It's been on for like five years straight I think it's maybe more brittle than the day we got it Yeah, you know, it was due for it It was due for it

It needed a new OPE anyways Those ones were worn out We probably should put that thing in like a safer spot I was thinking about the other day too I mean, it's probably fine Like a Mona Lisa When you get close to it a little shield comes up I think it's been there long enough

It's a great spot for it you want it to be seen So how many years do you think it's been there For it to have gotten... Since 2020. We put it in the day that we moved in. 2020. We got that sign in, I think, 2019 in the old shop, and then it moved into this shop.

So it's been up there for six years. Because if I recall the other time it got broke was just from the back swing on a pool stick, took out one letter, I believe. That's a pretty good run in seven years. Around here, yeah, I guess. A couple letters in that long. Yeah.

I mean, Shred 80 was just. jumping coaches on a three-wheeler. There's been a lot of chaos has gone on in there. With a pretty fragile sign. That's all I'm saying. Either way, I do feel bad about it, I'm getting it fixed. Sorry, fellas. No biggie.

It was an accident. You can break whatever you want as long as you pay to fix it immediately. Unless it's on camera, then it's fine, right? That's subject. That's subject. That's subject. If we're filming a video and it's on camera, that's what I meant.

That's what I meant. Filming a video. Everything's on camera here. But yeah, you're right. You know, T.P. Travis, he's got that rule. Like, if you break it and it's on camera for a video, obviously, just fine. But he holds people to it. I was talking to a dude at Freedom Factory. And he was telling me how he was driving his Corvette before they jumped it, the one that he won. And he basically like slid it down a jump on an accident. He was trying to turn around. He slid down and basically slid into some trees down below. But it only broke the mirror. And, you know, they were going to do this. big jump or whatever after. So he goes and puts it back and, you know, it was knowing like he broke that. But he didn't think it was any big deal because they were going to jump it.

It's going to be toasted anyways. Got an invoice for the mirror. Really? Yeah. Well, he's doing some shit he shouldn't have been doing. I think there's probably the misconception that, like, we don't care about anything or that TP doesn't care about anything because you watch one video and five things get broken in it. There's a difference from like a Tuesday night when everyone's sleeping and then there's some people

here that are just fucking around. and just wrecking all of our pit bikes and all of our shit and then the day that we put them back and then they're all broken how are all these broken wait this one looks like it was crashed really hard pit bikes no i mean it's just like that was just the example all right yeah fair example some like there is some toasted out to pit bikes we got like two that are down right now that work we have like eight one pit bikes down with like an undiagnosed mystery electrical issue that we've been trying to get since like that day we got it from the dealer how about the other second The other three are fine.

We only have four. Three are good. One's a mystery. And one is mine so it probably doesn't run. Yeah. Mike would be the fifth one. That's toasted. Mine burns a quarter oil per hour.

But that's my ordeal. Well, you know what I said to that, to that guy when he told me that he got an invoice for it? I go, that's a good idea. And then I walked away and he was like, oh, shit. I might have just started something. I mean, honestly, I think that is a good idea. It is. And also, like, yeah.

You know, it might seem like we care less than we do. It maybe is a little bit sociopathic of us that if it's on video, it doesn't matter. But, like, that's our bread and butter. Like, if it's on video and we're able to make content. If there was a reason behind it, but, like, you can't just come in here and just start breaking shit. Like, you break a pool because you were mad when you lost or whatever. And then it's like, well, that was pointless. And now we got to buy a new one.

Or pile up a pit bike when you're just out riding. There's a difference from making, like, an entertaining video versus it just happening. Oh, yes. Shout out to Uncle Rich for twisting the hell out of one of our altuses and disappearing back to Texas, wherever he goes. I can't get mad at him. I crash. I crashed his brand new one. I got him back.

I got him back. I got him back for you guys. It's like one thing, I guess, when shit gets broken by, like, the crew. But it seems like more times than not, it's like the outside people that come in and have this idea that, like, we don't give a fuck if anything gets broken. And then they're the ones that break it. they're not a part of our immediate crew and then that's the people that you never hear from or you never see again

and now you just got a broken $15,000 stark shit happens or a broken hot tub or a broken sauna did you get paid for that stark Mike you got paid for the stark did you?

I don't even know who that I don't know who broke that yeah what happened some guy hopped on your stark I wasn't even there bro that was I'll take the play for that one he said he was a professional hill climber and he had never rode his stark and me and Cody were like, you can ride a Stark, but ride Mike's.

And he just lawn darted it essentially. But he felt really bad. And like immediately as soon as he did it, I'm like, that's Mike's bike. You need to call him and buff it out. So he's like within minutes, like he's bleeding. Yeah, he's on the phone with Mike like apologizing. Because he was so flustered.

I was like, what's going on here? Yeah. I feel like in that same interaction with like the other people that were doing that, Somebody crashed my 250 and it got all bent up. Well, Dalton Wadded. No, I think it was before that or maybe it was even after that. From what I know in riding the motot track with homies,

Dalton is the only one that is severely wadded your 250. Maybe that's what it was. Yeah, he crashed. Yeah, maybe that's who it was. And then he was like, I didn't mess anything up though. And then the next time I went to ride it, it was just all mangled. The handle bars are like this. Yeah.

He wanted it hard, but like I helped him piece it back together. got new levers ordered. Yeah, I didn't know. As far as I know, there's never been a random that is just, like in the Mike's situation with the Stark, there's never been a random that has ever touched your Honda. The bars could have been bent from that situation. We looked at it. We assessed it.

There was a clutch lever. Obviously, it was broken. I tried to bend it back. Cut my arm open. That was the only from the deal. But the bars looked fine. It could have been bent by someone else. I'll still, I'll get you new bars.

No, no. And like I said, it's one thing if it's like our, our crew, like, you know, you're my boy. I really don't care. I don't care one bit. But it's like the outside people that I don't even know hopping on and just piling shit up. I don't think anyone from the outside world has hopped on your rig that thing. We keep that thing high, highly tuned. Well, that's not, that isn't the case.

I can't remember who it was. Somebody, somebody crashed. It was a couple years ago. Somebody crashed your bike. Which is the story that I can't recall exactly the details of it. But somebody came out, and it wasn't a giveaway winner, was it? It was the kid with that fucking jet car. Yeah, it was the jet car.

It was the jet car friends. That's right. They had the jet car. And they, like, said that he rides dirt bikes all the time. That's what it was. And then he hopped on the dirt bike, and it was pretty much just a blatant lie because he didn't know what he was doing. And he just fucking crashed. That is ringing a slight belt.

Yeah. That's what it was. Yeah, that sounds about right. Oh, gosh. Yeah. And then I always remember, you know, Kitzman, who was filming for Andrew Carlson when we were over there and that was when you had a 450 when we turned into the three-wheeler

and he got on it and just looped it. I mean he damn near did a backflip on drive and he broke his tailbone he broke his tailbone from it and remember that I forgot I completely forgot about that one yeah your bike ended up for the most part being okay maybe a broken lever but dude he

literally broke his coxics yeah and that there'd be one thing if I was like yo take it for a rip I don't care about that one bit either but damn I forgot about him hopping on breaking his tailbone. Broken tailbone's bad because then you can't even sit. Like you sit on it.

You, what do you do? You need a little donut. Oh, fuck, that'd be bad. Did Simon loop your bike too? Oh, yeah, I can. Simon. Simon loops my bike. And it was like my most viral video of 2024.

Yeah. He had the Louvreled Evan shorts had to be surgically removed from his ass. Okay, but that's a great example of like, we weren't filming a video, but you still got a great video of it, and it paid off. And it was my personal bikes. That too. I mean, totally kosher, but like, just amazing that you got such a good video of it, because that was funny. That was the most classic two-stroke power band. Can we wheelie to your ass? I can probably pull that up. I want to laugh. I love that. But that's just the thing, though, when you're riding dirt bikes and stuff and you're tipping them over, they just break. Like, they're

just flimsy. Yeah. Oh, and I thought you were going to say the opposite. It's true of it. It just happens. It's like, because it's interesting and I would argue almost like that bikes are very resilient.

It goes both ways. I feel like if you crash a dirt bike little, you bend the bars. Yeah. And then you break the exhaust. And then when you wad up hard, it's like, how is my bike okay? Yeah. You're like, what? His face when he gets up.

He looks like you jump in a Chevy. That's your same face when you go. jumping a Chevy. Oh, you did a wheelie. Wheelies! Oh, bro, Simon. Dude, some guys are just not

supposed to be riding two strokes, though. Look at that. CJ's one of them. I would have done the same thing. CJ is one of them. Also, I was laughing at that comment, Evan, that was like, well, today I found, after watching the TRX wheelie video,

I found out that Evan's truck wheelie face and truck jumping face are different. But yeah, Evan has a very distinct truck jumping face, and it's the same as Simon's after he crashed. I think it's what you don't want to do in the vehicle, though. Don't they say you're supposed to stay like loose in the vehicle? That's on an accident.

That's on an accident, though. You're so incredibly dense that I believe in your tenseness. Bro, don't change anything you're doing. You are a cinder block behind the wheel. Other than my back, I can pretty much handle anything. Why? What's wrong with your back? Blown out?

It's been blown out for 20 years. Speaking of that. actually. Guy was freaking 10. I've been loving this. We've been getting clipped on TikTok. And I'm, I'm waiting for someone to clip Ben saying the Johnny Sins thing about

Cletus's car. Oh, now they're just going to do it. Now they're, good, they should. But this was so funny. My head hurts a little,

but my asshole hurts a lot. That is concerned. Oh, no. Like I just watching it. I always love watching these because it's always just, not a roller, but just a little stance up of the.

And then it's just something fucking ridiculous. That shot of you guys looks like it's a TV show. It does. Like you saying that looks like it was clip from a movie. Yeah, it does. Like the way your hats cocked and what you're wearing. It just seems so ridiculous. I was having such a good time that day.

It's like, I mean, yeah, there's probably why your asshole hurt. Yeah. I just sent Ryan a text. I don't know. We might have to cut it.

But Dalton literally just sent me this snap. Oh my gosh. I'm not going to show it on the cam, but it's just a sharton. Dulton's underpants. Oh, man. What is going? on with you too. He's actively in there.

What? He just wants to be like you have. He wants to be like that. So bad, dude. He just wants to please his big brother. He probably just forced it out. He forced it out. He's just like, oh, I'm going to sharp my pants so I can try and impress him. And then like Evan, like, later on. Nice, nice. Good work. That's what Evan said. Yeah. How long do you run it? How long did you run it?

I'm going to try and run it for a week. They're seeing who can long run on their sharky pants longer. I'm going to go on a date tonight. I don't know if it would count if I did in the same day, so I'm going to shart now, run it till tomorrow, shard again. That's how he ones up Evan. He double sharts and same underwear and runs it. You wash your hands.

You saw the snap. Yeah, we saw the proud of it. I was trying to follow my father's footsteps. Wow. It does kind of sound fun, boys. You guys got a screw loose. Yeah, running the shart. You know how it goes?

You're going to do it, Mike? Well, yeah, Ivan, it's been literally the years. Easy around the podcast. Get up. We don't want to knock anything over and break it. Mike, years. I don't know. I genuinely don't know when the last time I started was.

I think it's more normal. I think this is a crazy concept. I don't miss it. Like, it's not, we can laugh about it. Normal people probably don't want to admit it. I think it's a very normal thing. Dude, I don't think it's as normal as your schedule that you're running. I mean, runners have it happen.

But you're running like every three days. I think it's not that normal. Yeah, and it's normal when you take the underwear off. and throw them out? Yeah, dude, if I shart, I'm full on. It's not normal to sit in it on the couch and scroll through reels. The second I got a chance to change, I'm definitely changing. I'm not going to just chill in it.

Especially when I'm at my place that I have a shower and all my clothes at, like my home. You chose to just shart and just run it. Chose to chill in it. I'd get it if you're out of the store and you don't have any choice, like, or you're somewhere where you're not going to be able to do. Like Forrest Gump says, shit happens. You're damn right. And I mean, I'm not.

not too good to admit that, I mean, I shirk every now and then, too. You know what happens? I definitely am not. It might be like twice a year type of thing, but. Oh, now you're just trying to be cool. But listen, I'm not running a program like Evan. Like, I'm the moment I have a chance. If not, I'm changing plans and going straight to make sure I properly shower, change clothes, clean up. But that could really interrupt a guy's schedule. What if you have important things to do? Like sit on the couch at your place of a resident And scroll on your buddy And scroll on your phone

I mean that that's a fair argument But maybe there's other situations You're in the middle of filming it You're just gonna like Well then yeah you got run it's a different deal It's a different deal It must have trust issues Ken what's the deal with you

Like do you shard your pants? Because I mean you're how many times You gotta get up this topic We can't you can't stay off this one I'm always able to make it to the bathroom Before I have a problem Like I don't know how you're just Very familiar with it

How many times do you think you go to the bathroom a day? Four? Three. I'd say three is average. If I'm on a really bad schedule four. Mike, why are you confirming that threes is average? Because overall, that is his average.

Dude, ever since Jack started working here and now your office is over at the farm, everyone's complaining that they never get a chance to go to the bathroom. You're just sitting in there the whole time? We got big wrench going down to the merch warehouse just so we can get some porcelain time. Ken's just chilling in there. I mean, I wouldn't say that. He's a little over exaggerate. I mean, it's once in the morning, once in the afternoon, and then it's good.

I do got to say, now that F says that, I do see you either going in there or coming out. I haven't seen much office time. I've just seen you going in or out. We said it years ago, but we just need to combine the facilities in Ken's office. Yeah, we've kind of gotten out of it, but we used to give Ken, like, toilet presents all the time. But got to get better on it. I am very glad we moved on from that stage. Now we just throw donuts at a cyber truck.

So what's the deal? You hate donuts again? No, I'm just trying to not have so many carbs in my life. But what's that have to do with us throwing donuts? I just think it's kind of disrespectful to throw donuts at a rig multiple times. It was funny when it was one. It was less funny when it was the second time. It was not funny the third time.

And it was not funny at all the fourth time. Did we do it? But you didn't laugh at any of the time. You didn't laugh the first time either. Well, the first time I pulled you aside and I was like, hey, can you not do this? And then turn around and then you throw all the donuts on my truck. And then you did it again when I pulled up. And then you did it a fourth time on the road.

On the drive by? What if this becomes a thing? Like, you're just living your life. You're just driving on the interstate. And then someone just, you see the window to go down like when they're about a car length in front you and they just toss a don't out. I might have to take a page out of Ryan's book and be a little psycho. I don't know. What do you think you'd run them off the road?

Just run them down. You'd run them down and then do what? Tell them how disrespectful it is. Run them off the road. Tell them their little. There we go. I've never ran anyone off the road. A lot of animals.

Ken, since you brought up Ryan being psycho, it is kind of like a stereotype you have. Yeah. What happened on our Florida trip where you were the polar opposite of Psycho, where you were put in many situations. I know we talked about the garage, but just the trip in hole.

Yeah? Like the fuse had been lit so many times. Is it a Florida air? No, but Ryan's different on vacation. We've always said it. He gets in Florida and nothing, literally nothing can phase me. I did see that. I saw that happen.

I mean, just imagine how fucking bad it is in my head 24-7 that these little moments sneak out. And then it's like, Ryan's a psycho. Like, I'm dealing with this shit 24-7. It's up there. And I just hold it back. And then one time daily, it slips out. And then it's everyone's like, oh, my God, what a fucking lunatic.

Ryan has like no chance to get mad. Yeah. Ryan has like no chance to get mad because if he gets mad, I was like, see. Like someone could literally do him so wrong. And if he gets mad, they're like,

or if someone is around us and that happens, they're like, you guys weren't kidding. Yeah. Moral of my story, Ryan, was just. What happened in Florida?

In Florida. It was more of like a compliment than to like try to, no, thank you. Pick me and. It was part of like my just self-reform. I was like, I should try to be more thankful and positive about things and try to realize that in the big picture, everything is going to be okay.

The crazy. And just not let it affect me as much, which is difficult. The craziest one that I saw was you were doing something with the remote and you had just struggled to get the batteries into the back of it. And then you hung it up on the wall and it fell out of the wall hanger and the batteries exploded everywhere. And you look at me, you turn and look at me and go, you just start laughing. As Sprenny's fighting underneath the blanket. I was like, why is he laughing?

And then I thought you were more psycho because you laughed at it. I was like, why is he laughing at it now? I don't know. I thought it was pretty funny. Again, I think to the point is, I don't get pissed off when I do something wrong because it was an accident. So someone else, if you'd done it three times, I'm like, figure it the fuck out.

Then you would have a problem. Then that remote would have come flying at you. No, I don't know. I'm just trying to be more positive and less psycho. Unfortunately, the thing is if you do something a few too many times, you're just labeled that forever. So no matter how positive I am, I'll always be a psycho. And that, I guess, is just the cross I will have to bear.

He's a positive psycho. Congrats on being somehow the only guy here wearing camel pants. It's literally, I heard it was a gamble. It was a gamble. It was a gamble. It was a lot. Let's get a little OOTD, huh? Yeah, yeah.

I got my aloe shoes, Lulu Lemon shoes. Get up, give a little spin. Yeah, you like this? You want this? Get a little spin. Yeah, we got this nice bag. We got a good baggage on it. Hammer holster?

My Corvette shirt. You didn't see the news, though, huh? I didn't see the news. What's the new news? Oh, Camo pants are like totally out. They're out. I'm just kidding. Oh, damn.

Since Saturday they became out. Also, just, a random thing when you, you know, you're at an Airbnb, there's lots of games. Ryan pulls out guess who? Oh, yeah. But he's like, let's play this like funny. And so the next thing I know, he's playing against Evan and he's just like, uh, does your guy look like he would drive his car into a grocery store window? And then Evan would be like, yeah, he kind of does. And then Evan would be like, does your guy look like he'd give his wife's boyfriend a ride home from the bar? No, that was pretty funny. It's guess who, but you can't use any describing character.

And the best part is Evan got it right twice. Wow. It's a little game, a little board game. It's good for you, you and you kids in your damn screens. They were trying to play and guess who? It's boring as fuck. How was sales pitch, right? My phone was dead.

My phone was dead. It was charging across the room. If you're a psycho, Ryan, what is all of us? Like, like, you know, like, how would you describe everyone, though? Now is your chance. label everyone. Like, label us. I think that's fair.

Like, if we're going to label you psycho, like you should label us off of how we are. Ah, that's too much pressure right now, Buck. You shoot from the hip. Don't overthink it. Shoot from the hip. Five seconds a person, go now. Just chuck out sarcastic asshole for me because it's...

Yeah, sarcastic asshole is easy. Ken's going to get mad because it is a little bit psycho adjacent, but I'd go spas. You know, because there's random things that... I haven't heard that word in a long time. Nothing pisses of spaz off more than being called a spas. I haven't heard that.

Spas? You think I'm a spas? I'm not a spas. How am I a spas? I'm not spashing. No, I'm not. I'm not spasing. How am I a spas?

I would say that is somewhat accurate. There we go. There are certain things that just push me over the edge. And some certain people know exactly which buttons to push to make that happen. That makes sense. Evan is a yapper. Fuck, that boy can talk. Fuck.

To anything and anyone about anything. Or nothing. Or nothing. Spenny, you're probably just a chiller. What? I know. I'm trying here. Okay.

I'd give him that. I'd say that to you. Yeah. He's just too chill. He's just too chill. I haven't been chill the last couple days. Evan's really been rallying you up. I actually got mad at Dalton and Evan yesterday.

That's how, like, that was like the first time I've been like, was I not in a dick move at the? the golf course. Really? I mean, you just said you were going to take your clubs and go home. Well, no, Dalton was like, Dalton was like, yo, can I get ox? I'm like, no, Dalton, you're not getting ox. Like, you always get ox.

Like, that's how mad I was. Normally I don't care. That sounds, that's like the equivalent of me literally committing murder. But today, you were upset because you popped a tube. I didn't pop a tube. And then you popped a second tube. And I said, Spenny, please, we only have one tube left. let me just do this one.

No. And then I go, Spenny, you're using the wrong spoons. I haven't used these spoons for 20 years. I go, well, maybe if you use the round ones without sharp fucking edges, you won't pop the goddamn tube. And hey, maybe you should use some of this lubricant that you use. No, I just use water. Pop the third tube. Oh, man.

Yeah, it was a bad day. I'm telling you, it was a bad day. But I tried to help. Yeah, you did, you did. But either way, I, I, chillers, fair. I was actually, this isn't a label, but CJ, I was thinking about you on my drive home. last night. Nice.

You've been really funny lately. Dude, I said the same thing. Yeah, like, CJ's been ripping. There's certain types of comedians. Some comedians and funny guys in the group are always saying something and they'll sometimes land. But CJ will sit in silence and then he's surgical with his comedic timing. You'll just be quiet for a little bit and then you'll just get the whole table laughing.

Girls and guys differ. You just play it right. You're just like a sniper with your jokes. Thank you. Yeah. And I was like, really appreciate that. I was like, damn, CJ's been on one. He's been on top of it lately.

You know who he gets that from? His mom. Really? Yeah. Kemp? Yep. She's always making. My mom's funny.

She's always making jokes out of things. Oh. Yep. And I never really put two and two together until I think Greta told me that. I was like, oh. So you and Greta were talking about how funny I was too, Ben? Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. It has been, uh, brought up. Really? Yeah. I guess they've been landing. No, I agree. Yeah.

People are finally coming around to it. Last night you were talking about it. That he was funny. Yeah, in the last couple days. Yeah. I'm just saying he's locked in right now. Remember when we were in Florida?

I was like, dude, you've been hilarious lately. I was like, you've been cracking me up. But I feel like I wasn't really trying to be, I was just like doing anything. Like we were just at the grocery store and I was like,

get those for Evan. He'll like those. He goes, That's hilarious. You were like. No, you will like those. You were like.

You were like, oh, we'll get him like the buzz ball and like the bag of Cheetos. And you're like, that'll keep him entertained for a little while. That will keep him entertained for a while. It's like giving a dog a bonus. This is so funny, man. I'll take that label, Ryan. You've been locked in. Been locked in lately.

Dude, Kansas spats. Mine's like a compliment. CJ's funny guy. We're like sarcastic assholes. Spaz, yapper. I can't shut the fuck up. Chill.

Funny. You're just the best guy I know. I'm on the edge of my seat for Ben too. Well, okay, I actually was just thinking I was like, fuck, I don't know what I'm going to say for Ben.

Jack is Swaggy. True. McQueen. He might have to give me a minute on, you might have to give me a minute on Ben to really pin him down. Okay. We'll give Ryan a minute.

Dude, Jack looks like fucking Ben. You guys look. a like. You guys do look alike. I swear, dude, like, we should get Jack the same haircut as Ben, and we could swap you two out. Interchangeable. Did this happen? Did we talk about this in a podcast? Greta came up behind Jack hugged him and kissed him on the neck. No. Then Jack slapped her ass. And then they realized, they were like, oh shit. Wrong people, wrong spouse. There we go, funny guy. And then Ben got a haircut right after it. No, but yeah, we were sitting at a table at lunch.

and Jack was sitting with his back to the door and Greta walked, walked in and went up to Jack and was like, hi! And, like, hugged him, like, around his shoulders. Hi! And then Jack turned around like this. And it was crying and girl, like, oh!

Oh, that's awkward. It was like when Ryan slapped your ass at that MGK concert. It was dark. It was dark. I forgot. I'm sorry. He saw that thing and he was just like, I'm just going to do it.

I'm just gonna say he saw that thing I'm just gonna do it He's crazy I'll just say that he saw that thing Also That room I'll just do it one time Say it was an accident

But why am I Pitchering Fuck it Everyone believe it It's an accident I'll just say it was dark in there Why am I picturing Ken giving the same answer

Ken who doesn't have a significant other currently I said, Ken, why can you do that? It was dark. Yeah. Well, actually, I don't want to just, like, feel like I'm taking the finger you point at me and turn it right back around on you. But actually, I did think, I'm going to go with sly because I saw this on your Instagram today. You were making a lot of fun of me for taking your sister to prom.

Look at this whole dedicated Instagram post to C.J's fiancee. Who wouldn't feel lucky to surf with Anchor? You know what? That's awesome. You know what happened? CJ saw that and he said, oh, can't let my little cousin

one up me here and then he swooped her. I don't think you had a chance. Wait, you went to prom with Alex? No. No, Ryan went to prom with my sister. Oh, I,

no, Alex, Alexis, my fiancee is the same age as Ben's older sister. So she was probably overhanging out and then Ben was just this little stupid kid running around. And he was like, can I go surfing with him? get a picture and try to look cool on Instagram. And he did.

He had it up on the gram that day. Hard post. Hard post. Hard post. Hard post. Hard launch. Nah, it's all good.

Thanks, bro. I'm pissed about it. Water under the fridge. You didn't know about that until right now. What the fuck? I'm going to have to rethink this whole engagement thing. Did you say water under the fridge? Taylor Park Boys reference.

Gosh. Do you have a lot of trailer park boys and you're from Canada? Oh, yeah. I've seen it. I've seen all of them. He scared me for a second there. There were some funny other old pictures. Oh, here's a picture of, uh, you'll have to beep this, but he's real.

Whoa. He's real. He's real. He's real. A.I. is a crazy thing. Don't be showing them. There was an AI in 2015. We're going to do a hard launch with him and Ev, like a face reveal.

Like, are they going to start dating or what? He's a hard launch. We're going to introduce him. Ev is just going to think it's a paid actor. It's a good point, actually. We could really just introduce anyone then. I just feel like I've met most people. people that you guys have stories about and you have the most stories about this person that I just

he was a legend we do we have so many stories about him and you always give me a look while you say it to leave me like you know they're messing with it's crazy too because like CJ and i were best friends with him and uh he pretty much just like stopped coming around like the summer before C-boy started yeah he'd have been really funny on camera he would have been people would have loved him he just decided he wanted to move away and do something else if he you he did you existed. Yeah, so basically, to give context to the listener, Ben and I and Ryan and Micah and Ken, we have this friend that we hung out with a lot and we have a lot of old stories with

that we'll sometimes tell. And Evan's never seen this guy, never met this guy. It doesn't have social media anything. So, like, he can't look him up and he just thinks that we're trolling him. He thinks that we, like, are making up fake stories about a fake person and trolling him. And I have been trolled plenty of times before. So it's not like this is just like a really out of the blue thing. Like it's normal for me to question anything that you guys say.

The one thing that really threw it for a loop was that Ken tried saying that he was our cousin. No, no, no. And you guys, you guys as a troll told me he was your cousin. I don't think so. I think you just didn't know what was going on. You just thought he was our cousin. Oh, it was. You guys were like, oh, yeah, he's our cousin.

I was just like, is that how he said it? I was like, okay, cool. And then just years later, I was like, I thought he was your cousin. You're like, oh, absolutely not. I just love the levels to it Sometimes that dude's on a different planet You're like I don't think he's a real person Then we're like fuck it

We'll just convince you that he's not a real person And then next thing you know Dalton's like I hear you guys talk about him all the time too And now Evan's telling me he's not even a real person What is this? The long time And so you were convincing him that he wasn't a real person Oh my God

Do you remember I just thought it's funny story He did one time In high school His name's beep so maybe we can tell it right In high school he bang this girl right So she's at his house And he's like So she goes home or whatever

And then he's got this condom He like doesn't know what to do with it Because he doesn't want to throw it Like you don't know You don't want to flush it Because he thinks he's gonna fuck up his like Septic or plumbing And then he's also like

I can't throw it in the garbage Like what if my parents find it So he like sneaks out And he was like In such a hurry He's like So he's not like his underwear And he like runs across this golf course

And throw it in this garbage or something. And then he went home. He runs all the way back. And then he gets like nervous. No, he just threw it outside. He just threw it somewhere. And then he like gets all nervous.

And he's like, oh, fuck. Like, what if they, like, grab the condom and, like, DNA test it? And then figure out it was me and get me for littering. So he fucking runs back out, like, a few hours later in the middle of the night finds this use condom on the golf course. and then runs to like a hole and throws it in the garbage or something. Oh my God. It was crazy.

That was a funny story. I don't know about what we can tell that one. I don't know. I feel like it's probably fine. I mean, what do people know who we're talking about? They won't. I hate blowing up people's spot, you know. Stories like this have been finding us for years.

Like how? Just how? You know, I think everyone has stories. Yeah. And every friend group has stories. I have my pumpkin story too. with tape just like a tape recorder that we just record at night and then play live the next day. Or like the pumpkin situation when me and my buddies.

That one, I just heard this one last week. Yeah, you told us. On the pod. I said on the pod? Yeah, you said on the pod. Yeah, you said on the pod, dude. No, you didn't. Yeah, you did.

Yeah. Sorry, Ben and I are actually, like, stupid. I don't know what's going on. What are you going to say? Nothing. I'm on a podcast. I'm not talking. I remember when I did that.

That is crazy, Ryan, on our first podcast ever. You, like, didn't say anything. And now you're, like, the dude running this shit. Isn't that crazy? Glow up. I think I was really scared and we were just, like, really yapping. I didn't want to, like, interject. And then I realized that's just kind of what you have to do.

Yeah, dude, nothing pisses people off more than having to listen to someone talking a podcast. It's just the fucking worst. Benny's a shut up. Sit there and look pretty. What does you think this is a podcast? The second one I talked a little bit and then more and more. And then now we're here. Do we've done like 200 and what is this?

217 episodes. How many years are we been doing this shit? 2021, I think. Five years? Yeah, it is actually crazy because it seems like the podcast is still new to me. But yeah, we've been doing it for a minute. I was thinking about that just today, though. I was listening to this Hulk Hogan doc.

So then I saw that his daughter went on this podcast and she was talking crap about it. She didn't like it. But I was watching this podcast. And I was thinking to myself like, man, these people are running it so much more. different than we do. I think a lot of podcasts have to because, like, they got guests on. They're, like, so professional and, like, kind of stiff with it. And they got, like, all these points they're talking about.

And I was like, man, we're so lucky we get to just sit down and, like, riff. Just riff and just, like, we're just hanging out, you know? Like, sometimes they're really, really good. And other times are maybe just good. But, uh... Dude, sometimes I feel bad. I'm like, I want to come on and make sure I have good things to say. You can't just come on here and just say random shit.

You got to actually have like. Yeah, you really can't. Like you got to, it is kind of hard. You can, but you can't. Yeah, you can't, but you can't. But yeah, you just can't fly stuff out of left field. Otherwise, it's not really going to work. Yeah, you can if there's like a reason for it or more that you can add.

Yeah, true. Yeah. There's plenty of stuff too. I'm sure that just gets cut out of the podcast. We'll try. Won't go anywhere. Okay. Next topic.

It's like you say something and then it gives like a new. thing for people to like transition off of and like yeah create a new conversation do you think because of the podcast people feel like they know us much better yeah for sure dude i think that'd be factual yeah yeah i mean we're like i think you talk about more like behind the scenes life stuff what's going on at home behind a lot more personal i was sitting next to a kid yesterday i did a conceal and carry class with alex and the kid that i'm sitting next to i don't know he's probably 18 19 and he's just like you know just the standard C-boys fan. He's been watching since he was 10 or whatever, 12, you know.

So he's like, dude, like, this is so weird. Like, I feel like I know you, but you don't know me. And, like, you know, just kind of people say that all the time. I'm like, yeah, he's, yeah, people feel like they know us. Like, they know our whole life. And he was like, is it weird that, like, I know so much about it. Like, he was like, because we're sitting there for like three, four hours. And he was a cool, cool kid, nice guy.

But yeah, it is strange, I guess. my answer to him was like eh it's just kind of normal i guess i don't really think about it yeah the reason i guess i say that like obviously people know more about us because we share so much more on the podcast about like our personal lives but the podcast audience is a lot older like young kids don't listen to the podcast and i often find that like young kids know more about me than i do they remember everything and they know like what we've done every single week for the last eight years because they they watch the videos religiously like on repeat where I completely forget about it one week later and so I like just meet so many like younger fans that know

so much about me and I have a hard time believing that they also listen to the podcast like it's I don't know it's oftentimes like an older demo for the pod I love when people tell me that they watch the pod yeah I mean and also I feel like they it would help like if you were like hoping to meet someone and you were like, let's say you didn't want to embarrass yourself at said meeting greet and if they had a podcast, you'd be able to tell what their mannerisms, how they respond, how I respond when you guys say something to me and vice versa. And so, I mean, yeah, definitely. Like, not just your stories help us get to know, but, like, literally, like, learning

the way we respond, what makes us laugh, everything. A lot of fun. I can't believe we've done over 200 podcasts. Like, when you're bringing up the first podcast, I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember you, like, not talking much. Myself, kind of the same and, like, having our L table and, and all the thoughts. We had so many thoughts coming into it. You know, all right, boys, just got to be good.

We got to, you know, keep it moving. And we were overthinking a lot of it. But maybe that was for the best because now we're locked in on it. Mike is getting another bowl cut at a million. Ideally, if we could hit that, like, right before Ben's wedding. He looks ridiculous for Ben's wedding. Oh, that'd be amazing. August.

We'd have to crank on that. People at home will have to crank on that. Yeah, definitely. Giving you a little homework. Yeah. Got to crank on it tonight. We're talking about all this crank and Spenny's getting excited. And what are they cranking on, Ryan?

Hugs. No, I think the subscribe button. The subscribe button. And you're hog. Go home, wrap up your motorcycle. Rev for Spenny. Can we talk about that one thing you sent me the idea? Like, would it be exposing the idea if we talked about it,

the one where they're like holding the hands? Oh. In theory, you're going to kind of. realistically, are we ever going to do it? Oh, we just live on edge until it happens. Yeah, we can talk about it. I don't care. You know, I don't know.

Oh, now you can't do that. You can't do that. I don't know. Oh, man. You know, have you ever? Okay, fine. I'll pull it up. So, Jack was telling us about this kid who goes on 50 dates and 50 states, right?

And then Ben was on TikTok and sent me this idea. obviously with our one single friend Kenjamino and basically the idea is that I'm going to pull up on the screen here my name is Evan do this I'm feeling very nervous excited I also just turned 42 yesterday so these people don't know each other and they're going to have to like do a photo shoot together and then they see if they fall in love after and they don't get to see each other before. So we want to do this with Ken. So awkward.

So awkward. Could you imagine how perfect this would go? I love it. It would go so badly. No, Ken, you would be a superstar. This is made for you. I'm Evan. Shoot.

He's from Cambridge. That's where Evan's from. Yeah. You're not where I'm from. I thought you're from Cambridge, Minnesota. No, Cloquet. Coak, sorry. So it's like a first date.

Yep. Yeah. Except it's a photo shoot and they're acting like they're in love. And then they see if they're in love after. They do look happy together. They do? They're just like cosplaying being married. Or kitten and cable.

Oh shit. They gotta get close. What the fuck? They're just hugging? That's such an awkward hug. Yeah, it's very awkward. It's almost like they've never met before. But it would be hilarious, dude.

Looks like they've never hug before either. I don't know. I mean, interesting. Yeah. I've seen a lot more awkward. The transitions are really throwing me off. I like the dating stuff. I always think it's fun when we have our single friends and we try to find them love.

You know, if you just look at the history of TV shows, there's a lot of dating shows, you know, from The Bachelor, Love Island, Flavor, Flav his show. Like the Kid Rock had one or whatever's name was. Brett Michael. Brett Michaels, yeah. I think it would be great. How do you feel about it? Awful. I feel awful about it

because I know there's going to be some other kind of twist that gets thrown into it. Always is. I don't know if there's a twist. There needs to be a twist. I think we're just trying to see what comes from it. Yeah, I think we should do it with Ken. There's so many crazy dating.

Well, who else we're going to do it with Mike? I think we, I know other single people, I guess. We run it like parental control. Do you remember that one? That would be good too. We could remake a bunch of shows like that. What was that? That would be funny.

This is way beyond your time, Ben. That is where the parents watch the date. and at any time they just hit the buzzer and then like get rid of the girl or the guy, whatever side of the parents. I don't think it's at any time. No, it's,

they come into it disapproving of their current significant other and they have, they curate a bunch of other days. And they do three dates and then at the end, it's up to the kid to decide who they like. They take it up with the parents, but, and the kid decides and then like they either sometimes stay with their current

boyfriend or girlfriend. And then the parents are like, oh, and it's just so. awkward because it's like imagine you're just like a high school kid or just out of high school and you're dating some girl and the parents are just like oh you're dating him right in front of you I'd be like all right well this isn't gonna work then they throw you on a TV yeah but it was like it was pretty fake but dude but there's one now where like so they take I think it was four or five

couples that have been dating anywhere from a year to five years and then they go to two different villas all the guys temptation island yeah all the guys go to one villa I haven't watched it But I'm so plugged in, dude. It's insane. It's insane. And it's that, that villa is full of girls. Single girls that are just like, hi. With the guys.

Yes. Holy shit. There's a wild show. The other villa, the five girls that are in current relationships are at a villa full of, you know, eight guys. Single guys. Holy crap. That would be nerve-wracking.

It's to test their relationships. But then obviously, like, some of them stay kind of strong. Some of them just fully cheat. It's just a cheating show. Yeah. And they actually cheat and it shows them. TV. Like they hook up?

So, yes. Holy crap, that's why. The guy that was, the guy and the girl that were dating for five years, the guy cheated right away. First day. Show. Then they sit down at the fire the girls do and they watch the footage of what their boyfriends did.

Some of them didn't do anything bad. Some of them literally watch them cheating and then vice versa. So they do that. They stay in the bill and then does the girl like, I'm going fucking wild now. And then basically like the girl watched that happen. She's like, well, like, F this. We're done. And then they go into like, they.

go into a secret area and the red light will go off at the other villa if anyone's in there and then the guy's just like, I know that's her. I'm like, well, and they're all like, dude, fuck her. That's so lame and like, he's literally the one who just cheated on her. Yeah, dude, she's being lame. And obviously the producers,

the producers are just like, loving that shit. So they're married? No, no, no. Oh, okay. I was like, that's crazy. But yeah, like couples. But yeah, I mean, you had the one that they were dating for five years from 18 to 23. And then they go on the show, nobody ends up. Together still.

Oh, really? Everyone just breaks up eventually. There was one couple that I saw that ended the show together. Wow. You got to wonder how many are real couples, though. You know, it's like you maybe got like some girl who's like your friend or, you know, you just kind of hanging out. And you're just like, hey, we could do this and, you know, be on TV, you get paid. Crazy concept.

It's a good concept. But yeah, crazy for sure. Ken Island. I like to sound of that. Ken's love island. They have to fight for his love against. each other. He's the bachelor. Sounds like just a normal bachelor.

It sounds like Bachelor, but he's just... Way better. Ken is like... I could see it though, like, because the Bachelor's kind of like lame. Like, they don't do that much fun stuff. Yeah, like, Ken? Spice it up. Yeah.

Would you do The Bachelor, Ken? Fuck no. Really? Why not? No. It only takes like 21 days or something, like 30 days. I don't know. We would miss you.

I would miss you, but I'd let you do it. I don't know. I think those shows are kind of lame. I just think they're chick shows. I'm not... I can't watch. watch The Bachelor. But would you be on it to date some of these girls?

I don't think I'd ever do it. I couldn't. I love that. I'm not going to be on a show for girls. No, it's just I think they're kind of lame. Cheeto. Yeah.

Cheeto would be the good word of describing. So if they reached out, you'd say no. Yeah. If our agent lined it up and they offered you. I would say no. They offered you a hundred grand to be on the show and you have to be on the show. It takes 30 days to film.

I think I would still say no. I think it's pretty cheap. And there would be a bunch of chicks that would like you. You would be more famous, a way different level of fame. Ken would be getting exposed left and right. TMZ talking about them, doing something. Man, what if they were all 40-8-year-old women?

Age of attraction. I still think it's, I just couldn't be on one of those shows. I just don't like the concept. I don't know. It's just not for me. I think dating shows are whack. No, I'm not saying they're, like, the most legit thing, but, well, we could probably call the agent off of it then.

I think she's been pushing for it. It's almost like every single one of those shows, they all end up breaking up or whatever, like once the non-disclosure period ends. It's like every single one of them. Well, Ken, I think it's more so for the clout and money aspect. Maybe we could see if we could extend the NDA, in turn, extending the relationship.

Yeah, what's the rate of people on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette that actually stay together? Yep, I'm looking it up right now. It doesn't prove if it's right or, you know. I think people do The Bachelorette and The Bachelor for Love. They do it for the clout. They don't do it for every single one of them does it for the clout. Because then one of the people that doesn't get selected but makes it pretty far in,

they're the next like Bachelor or Bachelor. There's 10 Bachelor and Bachelorette couples together. And how many seasons? They've done like 40 seasons. It's pretty low odds. Yeah. It's definitely not the best. It's an 18% success rate on the Bachelor.

The Bachelorette is a 19% success rate. And the Golden Bachelorette is only a 20%. What percent of marriages stay together, though? 50. I think less than 50. So that means it's like not that far off. Like nowadays, it's less than 50. 30% swing.

Less people are getting divorced because people aren't getting marriages early. They marry people that actually love not out of circumstance. I can see that. I thought divorce levels were higher. First marriage is about 30 to 45% end in divorce. 60% plus of second marriages end in divorce. And third is 70 plus. That's when you know.

you. It's your fault. Wow. So that's interesting. Technically a standard marriage is more, has a higher success rate than the bachelor, but shit, throw something at the wall, see if it sticks. Because your second one will be even less likely of working. CJ, don't talk them out of it. Oh, sorry, no. I thought he was just talking about marriage. No, he was talking to Ken. It's just a lot of the wall. See if it sticks. Well, your second one's going to be even less likely and your third. So I don't know. That's all they are. Well, you could change the tune and go for love.

We do actually got to start wrapping up. A bachelor that's actually here for love. That could be your whole slogan, Ken. He's not even here for the TV. He hates the show. He doesn't actually want to be on TV. I already have plenty of it. Someone who doesn't want the clout, just love.

And you said we got to. We do got to wrap up. Otherwise, we're going to start losing cameras. Where are they going to go? Fair enough. They're just not going to record anymore. Fair enough. Our cameras are starting a union.

Well, it's been real, boys. Thanks for joining us and laughing with us. That was a lot of fun. We got the Octane Fest coming up. Last weekend of the giveaway is this weekend? It's done. Damn. All right.

Well, thanks for everyone who got entered. And we'll see you next week. Subscribe if you haven't. Throw us a comment. And we'll talk to you then. Peace. Later. Thank you for that send off, Michael.