Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan Regrets Getting A Tattoo in Sturgis, The Police Were Called On Ken, & CboysTV Tik Tok Culture
Episode Date: August 12, 2025In today’s episode the boys are back from Sturgis with some fresh ink that not everyone is as excited about. Evan leaves Micah a few drunk voicemails and Ken had a run in with the local PD one night.... We break down how it feels to ride in the pack at Sturgis and why it makes Evan so nervous. We then learn AI is making our girlfriends jealous, and Evan won a free trip to Vegas! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/wideopen #rulapod #ad Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.bruntworkwear .com/WIDEOPEN #Bruntpod #ad To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You had a run-in with the DLPD recently?
I was hoping that wouldn't come up.
Study shows at least one guy in the friend group is actually gay.
Spending starts sweating.
I am sweating.
I haven't told my parents yet.
And your mom is going to flip, dude.
You think so?
Kind of thinking about getting a tattoo lately and should we give him the reveal?
Where is it?
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We got fans on the cameras, but we lost the TV.
You know, so the pod studio was progressing, and then it went back a little bit.
At least we got that Amish hat kind of slightly covering the ugly mount.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I thought it kind of distracted you from the missing TV.
Well, the TV never gets turned on anyway
Dude, that TV was a piece of junk anyways
Yeah, exactly
We'll get a nice, uh, freaking
TLC
Get the nicest 32 inch Samsung
Well, what's the point?
We don't, we just, we don't use it.
You just said,
These chairs aren't very comfy
Just put a sign there.
It's not bad, I actually don't mind it.
I mean, I don't love them, but I'm not a complainer, so.
Ken, when I was in the, uh, gym this morning,
the gym has a lot of, uh,
sheriffs and stuff that work out at it.
And, uh, one of them said that you have,
had a run in with the DLPD recently?
I didn't want to, I was hoping that wouldn't come up.
What do you do?
So a few weeks ago, I had, I over-served myself and I was going to go stay at a
friend's house in DL.
And they live in a condo and, you know, there's one unit on top of another one.
And I went to the ground floor unit and they live in the upstairs unit.
So I was knocking on the door, trying to get in.
What time was this?
2 a.m. late.
And did you get in?
No, the cop, like.
They called the cops.
Well, eventually they knew like, oh, oh, he's outside because I tried calling him
and then came outside.
But, you know, when I got upstairs, then the cops rolled up.
And then what?
People inside called the cops.
Yeah, because they thought I was trying to break in.
Well, shit, I would.
A large bearded man was banging on my door.
I'd call the cops too.
Yeah.
That's good point.
Lucky you didn't get shot, Ken.
Yeah, I know.
And what exactly were you trying to do with this session?
married couple, Ken?
I was literally just looking for a place to stay
the night, so.
You were looking for a place to stay at night?
Well, I knew I was too drunk to, like,
ride back in the sprinter and not make a fool of myself.
You're too drunk to ride back in a sprinter and sleep in your own bed.
So you walked to a married couple's house and almost got jammed up by the cops.
Yeah.
Otherwise, I would have, I probably, I probably would have thrown up and made a mess of the sprinter.
So I was like, okay.
So you went over to their house and threw up?
I don't know.
I'm having a hard time believing that.
I'm having a hard time believing that.
You can say that all you want, but...
Yeah, I'll let it slide with the logic
because it sounds like you might have...
You might have a few.
It sounds like no matter what,
it's probably not appropriate for the podcast,
so we'll probably just leave it at that.
So you were hoping that we weren't going to find that one out.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
I was so shocked when he brought it up.
I was like, Ken with the cops?
No, Ken's a good friend, my law-abiding citizen friend.
Dude, it's like...
So Ken still lives with Alex and I.
And it's like we have a high school or staying at our house.
We don't know if he's coming home tonight.
Can we lock the door?
Like, hey, are you coming home?
He's not answering.
Like, I don't know.
And then 3 a.m.
What is that?
Oh, it's just Ken coming home.
He's ruffling up.
And then sometimes you wake up.
Is he here?
Nope, he's gone.
Still gone.
I don't know where he stayed.
Ken.
You're going to have to start checking in.
I guess I do.
I didn't know I had to do that when I was 30, but you don't have to.
I was just saying it's, I feel like a parent almost.
Like you're worried about him?
I'm not worried about him.
I'm just like, you know, can I lock up all the doors and all that other stuff?
I'm picturing, like, even more so you ask Ken how his day is if you do catch him.
It's just like, how was your day?
Downstairs.
No, no, I want to hear about it.
I said good.
Yeah.
He said it was good.
You got an angsty teen living in your basement.
Once he started renting, did you not, you don't give him the door code anymore?
No, he's got the door code, but.
Ken, I'm surprised you don't just come in downstairs.
Yeah, but then you're going to walk through all the grass and then he drag like grass clippings inside.
No, it just makes way more of a mess.
He doesn't want the clibbins on.
his elk hide rug makes sense actually i don't know what hide it is but yeah i was pretty shocked
about that so did you buff it out oh yeah everyone had a laugh it was it was totally fine once once
they figured out laughing in handcuffs no there's no handcuffs involved so the cops found you upstairs
yeah yeah i was on the deck oh until he got upstairs the door was closed no hand goes were involved
do they know the people downstairs yeah like they're renting it from that oh okay got it so they
clear it up like hey it's it's all good oh that's all buffed out it would have been really funny if
the cop was like yeah it was weird he asked me if he could if i could handcuff him you might
tossing those on or would you mind just toss it on those handcuffs for a second maybe tell me i've
been a real bad boy i'll be right back uh yeah he just walked off with my handcuffs on you
never know a couple drinks you never know what a guy's feeling speaking of a couple drinks i uh i finally
got my voicemails back from the wedding
so we had like a phone it was like the guest book
oh dang it I forgot to do that
or did I? I don't know I haven't listened
there's a bunch so it's just like a little
old school phone you pick it up you leave a
message and uh I got the messages back and I got to play the one
that Evan left
dude I didn't even know it that was there it's like it's pretty standard
it's funny none of it makes any sense
at all yeah um
we only had one towel
And, uh...
Like, he wasn't staying.
There were pubes in my bed sheets.
He wasn't staying anywhere.
It's probably fine.
I get it.
But, uh...
What the fuck?
Yeah, I, I honestly, I just won't move on my money back.
Evan thought he was on the phone with, with, uh...
Like customer service in the hotel.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
That's hilarious.
I just thought it would be funny
when you
I figured that
I mean
as random as it gets
and then he leaves
another one and it gets a little sad
and I'm pretty
fucking horny right
I just
I just
I just want someone to talk to
I just want someone to talk to
I'm alone lately
I'm not in a good place
Oh, my God.
So if you can call me back, that'd be great.
You know, the positive thing.
That was great.
I think I was, I think, like, Zorba's Brian was standing.
I don't know.
I had a little proud of him.
Wait, was that Zorba's Brian?
No, that was epic.
Oh, but I think I had a little, it sounded like him.
I had a little audience, so I do recall doing that now, yeah.
Yeah, that is funny.
Dropping some randos for you.
So good.
It was, like, pretty high quality, too.
I was stoked.
Dude, I.
Funny.
I 100% thought that that was just for aesthetics.
And I was like, man, money, Mike really just went all out on this place.
Yeah, there's like a little note that tells you pick up the phone, leave a message.
It's easy to know.
It's easy to know that when you know how to read.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I had fun.
I'm excited to go through the rest of them.
You got them back and you were like, oh, let's listen to a couple.
You heard that.
And you were like, oh, fuck, what did we do?
Did Sidney hear that?
Sidney did hear it.
What did you think of that?
That was like the first one that she showed me.
she's like you got to listen to this one but then there's just like I just remember like
one of her friends came up this is so random but like she came up to Sydney and was like
yo I left a message on that thing yeah I left a fuck ass message and I'm like what does that even
mean like why what do you mean just leave something nice or I guess funny I don't know I was funny
I get way funnier than I even expected yeah I'd probably get halfway through and be like oh shit
I shouldn't have said that and then be like silent and be like oh
Fuck, no, what I do it.
That was what's interesting.
There's no way to, like, delete what you said.
So, like...
I always get nervous when I'm leaving a voicemail.
Yeah, it's just like no re- there's no redoing it once that...
Yeah, there is.
Oh, you can?
I think on a normal, like, iPhone...
Yeah, you can...
You just press star and then it, like, gives you options.
I didn't know that.
I learned something new.
Really?
That's nice to know.
Speaking of voicemail, I guess I've never gotten to Gavin's voicemail.
I know we talked with someone talked about it, but...
I've never got to the end of it.
He was like 12 years old.
Oh, should we pop it up?
Yeah, let's call him right now.
His back's before he was a redneck.
He's like, I don't know what he says.
We'll find out.
But he literally sounds like he's 10 years old.
And he's just still running it.
So, like, people that don't know him super well have to be pretty confused when they're calling him for the first time.
He's probably going to answer it.
He's going to answer it.
What's going on?
Why not answer it?
He's going to start tweaking out.
He's going to think something's wrong.
Yo, yo.
Nah.
Here, just don't answer.
I'm going to call you again and don't answer, all right?
All right.
All right.
What? No, don't do that to me.
All right.
I knew he was going to say that.
I fixed it.
No.
What?
No.
No, you didn't.
We don't want you to fix it.
He knew exactly what we were doing.
He's going to pick it up again.
He could fast track this for us.
It just hit ignore.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
Damn.
He just deleted it.
That's devastating.
Damn.
That's just lame.
Yeah.
So it was just Gavin as like 12 year old, 12 years old, probably even younger.
Hey, hey, I can't come to the phone right now.
Literally, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, he was still just as enthusiastic as ever, though.
Dude, he had to have been such a cute little kid.
I bet.
Can you just imagine, you know, I'm just showing up just happy as I'll get out.
Just, yeah, mullet.
Nice kid.
Built in mullet.
Yeah, just ready to have some fun.
I'd imagine he was exactly like that, that kid that was at the Drift Mansion.
Little Gavin.
Little Gav.
Hey, I'm a little Gav.
I wonder when he hit his first, oh, baby.
I think it was his first words, actually.
Oh, baby.
Talk to me, baby.
Like, when did Gab hit his first talk to me, baby?
He's, like, fine wine.
He's just getting better with age.
And he's just settling into just being himself.
One of the greatest entertainers of our generation.
That's what he's becoming.
He is.
Yeah, I think he is, too.
I tell him, like, I think the, like, the fake redneck stuff, like,
gets a little old personally but I told him to just own it I'm like dude just like be the redneck
that wears Lulu and like don't get so beat up by you guys like I think like he needs to own it
but instead he's just like oh really oh you think so even though we've been over this like
you know 25 times I truly think that he is a redneck same is yeah so I mean I just like
tell him like you got to own it like you genuinely are redneck you just you're not your
standard belt buckle jean wearing redneck teeth missing yeah yeah yeah yeah
Gavin would go crazy with a missing tooth he gets one might happen dentist and
yeah he like gets it's more redneck he like gets put under and everything so it's not his
painful that'd be awesome if he keeps running them the GAV helmets I don't know what do you
call just like the chopped yeah what did you know the chopped from chopped helmet yeah um it could
happen could find himself with some handlebars
teeth someday. That is a really interesting
concept though. So you know how like to look more
got more piercings, more
tattoos, freaking go even crazier
than that? To look more redneck,
you go get a tooth removed or
get it shaved down. He could like
go and like
take on a bunch of debt too.
Lose the double wide. Yeah.
Like pour a bunch of lard in the
corner of his house to make it smell.
Yeah. By some cars with no title.
Yeah. At what point are you not
Well, then you'd be, I guess he'd be a poser, yeah.
Hillbilly.
I still think you got to be more born into the redneck.
You can't choose it at 20-7 years old.
You're pretty hard on him in that aspect, but I think he deserves it.
I think you're just a little hard on him.
I'm just busting his balls, but yeah, I don't know.
Oh, whatever, we don't got to go down this.
No, let's go down it.
Just pop up his grad picture, and then look out of two years later.
Rest my case.
He was wearing Jordan
Never mind
You know, not everyone
I love Gavin
I'm back in his rapper stage
Not everyone's born into that life though
He just wanted to like assimilate to it
It actually is pretty cool that he
Of all the directions
He could have went
That's where he went
Yeah
No and I just bust his balls
Because he knows him kidding
It's fun
But it's his entire identity
Well that's what
You know it's like
There's two things that matter to him
Being able to take a fall
And being a redneck
Also I do this
love how he's coming around to that too like he he's fully just being like wait three wheelers are my thing
but like taking a fall is my thing and now now that's kind of becoming his brand you know we were
just in sturg just this last weekend and we met a ton of fans and one people absolutely love Gavin
and they're so excited to meet him every single time which i think just shows like how much people
love watching him on the videos and then two they always want to see him take a fall and now
Kevin has to, like, put on this entertainment for them and start rolling around on the ground
no matter where we are.
Yeah, we've started, I started, I kind of blew him out on that.
I was like, yeah, show them the tuck and roll.
Like, you got to show them the tuck and roll.
Now we got them demonstrating in front of fans live.
I mean, that's what people want to see, though.
That's why they like them.
It's true.
He's got the iconic tuck and roll.
Nobody's running it like that.
Dude, no one can take a fall like Gavin.
Like, the tuck and roll out of the merch barn.
when he went over the bars and from flipped out of it like that was some innate talent yeah of any of those
like you can't be taught that dude he just know he just knows how to do it of any of those four falls
that day i still literally laugh out loud like i can watch the clip by myself and i laugh out loud
because it's like how's you doing that without the merch bar maybe probably was the best but they're
all then you watch the other one you're like oh man that was a good one too they're all hilarious
Oh, we got a TikTok
Yeah, the kid did post it on TikTok.
Oh, bro, and he just like,
he didn't even do it mellow.
Like, that was so big.
Like, he did not need to do it that big.
He could have just done a somersault
and he just decided to do a front flip to his back.
This is an entertainer, bro.
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Speaking of Gavin, do we, do we already talk about him losing his Kit Kat at the airport?
No.
He was in a hurry?
No.
What? Okay. So there was this couple that was going on their honeymoon, and they said they were people watching.
She made a TikTok about this, and they saw Gavin, because he was about to miss his flight, so he's sprinting to the airport, and he drops his Kit Kat.
So they picked up the Kit Kat, and then she made a whole montage of this Kit Kat along with them on their honeymoon, like on the cruise with a nice dinner.
I just thought it was amazing. I thought it was great.
No, that's...
A little flat Stanley action
But Gavin Kit Kat is pretty funny
Gavin Kit Kat.
I don't check my DMs a ton
But I just happened to look at him
That morning
And I had a DM from this lady like
Hey, I'm pretty sure I just saw Gavin
Running through the airport
And he dropped his Kit Kat
And I go, yep, that was him
He got dropped off at the airport this morning
I've been getting in a TikTok a little bit more
I've said on this podcast a couple times
That I haven't had a TikTok
Up until like two months ago
And there is
such a movement of people on TikTok making just like reaction videos to C-Boys videos or like having
something to say about us or certain people even hating to but it's like getting to this
movement and like TikTok seems to be like the home for it it's like a trend it's and it's just
really eye-opening to me because a lot of these have like a hundred thousand likes it kind of
shows the other side of like our videos of like the community almost reacting to them and then
them coming together on it i guess we make these videos i see the views i see the comments on
our end but besides for meeting people out in the streets i don't really know like what's the
consensus of like how people are feeling about the videos or like the overall like brand where we're
at or you know the characters that are in it or like these storylines that are happening
and I'm always entertained to see
like what people are saying on TikTok
because I feel like it's a pretty
genuine thing of like people are pretty honest on there
and then if it has a bunch of likes
I'm like oh yeah a bunch of people think that too
bro I just opened my TikTok
and it just open to F it
shred 80 football highlights
and it's his football highlights
yeah football highlights
it's amazing how they manage to like find you
but like people are putting in the work
and, like, digging up stuff.
I agree.
Like, it's insane.
Like, every time I open,
it's something somehow related to us
from someone I don't even know.
It is amazing in that factor.
But, yeah, it's funny.
I think it's cool.
It's just like it's the movement of our videos
having a bigger impact on the internet
than just ourselves.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Like, somebody can just post a video of them watching it
in their bedroom.
And they're like me every Thursday.
And then 50,000 people like it.
And they're like, dude, me too.
I always laugh, too.
I see like a editor, a montage of something.
And a lot of times it's like a video of somebody's dirt bike.
And it'll just say, like, how are we feeling about Evan lately?
And it's just like everyone on the internet just knows that they are talking about Evan from Seaboy's TV.
Yeah, but it's just on the internet.
And then, like, just like our name has enough, I guess, of a following of people understand.
Oh, they're talking about Evan from Seaboy.
It's crazy.
My favorite one is the, like, I was watching Seaboys and then I remembered.
And then it's people walking outside and getting on their dirt bike or like showing their garage with all their stuff in it.
It's kind of cool.
That is cool.
Yeah.
I see a lot of ones that are like, it's like a photo of the inside of the shop.
And it's like not my shop, but I know my way around.
I see a lot of those or like places I want to go.
And it's like the Eiffel Tower, maybe like a beach in California.
And then it's like a photo of the Seaboys drift track.
It's actually pretty sick
I get those like a few of those a day
Or rolling through Cormrott
And it's just got the Cormorant store
Yeah the Cormorant store
Or like swipe over
It's like my list of
Favorite C-Boys in order
And it's just Ken, Ken, Ken, Ken
I haven't seen that one
That's hilarious
The Cormoran store and the Cormorant Pub
Apparently their phone lines
Get blowing up on the daily
Because kids are calling
Like asking if we're there
And Zorbas
Seriously?
Cormor store, Cormorant Pub.
I just got this one from Spencer, a place we get some of our stuff made.
Please give me the C-Boys TV number.
I want to meet with Ben and Micah and Big Ken Matthews.
Much love.
Much love to you, too, brother.
He's very demanding, but then also much love.
Much love. I appreciate that.
Yeah, no, don't be calling.
Don't be calling those places.
You've got to let them to try and operate as a business man.
You're putting them in a tight spot.
They're not going to give it to.
Even if we were sitting there, they probably wouldn't put us on the phone.
So just like let them be.
What's, uh, I saw that the Cormorant store changed their, um, business profile photo
to a picture of Mike's Viper in front of the Cormon store.
Actually?
Or somebody did.
Or something like that.
I think kids do that online.
Or maybe kids do that online.
But yeah, it's, uh, if you look up Cormon store, it's just, it's just a photo of Mike driving
by.
first picture.
Oh, yeah.
That's sick.
Let me see it.
Dude, I'm stoked on that.
That's actually sick.
And that's a screenshot just from the video.
That's awesome.
And they got Ken's Continental.
Yes.
I even saw that when we filmed the picnic back to the TikTok thing at that
girl that wiped the table down.
She made a TikTok and she was like my biggest claim to fame as being three seconds
in a C-Boys video.
And it got like 100,000 likes on it.
And it had almost 500,000 views.
The search.
bar is like two pizzas for 34 seboys video girl runner or something yeah but yeah like that's a
great example like so she just like fired it out there yeah fired it out there she was literally
sitting in the parking lot of sorb was and you can tell and it's just it was funny yeah it is it's just like
kind of the domino i'm honestly stoked that you guys are on tic talk like i mean evan just spoke
about it like he actually like uses the app he's like yeah hot to my fyp that's the only time
i get on you you get sent to link so you open it yeah yeah yeah and then you end up
scroll in like an extra 10.
Yeah.
Shit is addicting.
I'd say me and Mike probably send each other like a couple videos a day.
Yeah.
Like Michael sent me a couple.
I send him a couple, even on Instagram too.
I've been sending CJ some, a couple things that I've been seeing online that have kind of
been cementing the way that we've been thinking around here.
Yeah.
I mean, this is the summer of us suspecting we had someone in the group's gay.
Like that's really the only way that we can.
I mean, I suspect.
Spendie starts sweating.
I am sweating.
All right, I might hop back off here now.
Time to take the headphones off.
Yeah, last thing, Ben,
Semi, study shows at least one guy
in the friend group is actually gay.
I don't know what study, but...
Yeah, you and Ben would love that, wouldn't you?
Hey, I mean, I'd be just happy for whoever.
Yeah, I think you guys would love it.
There's a chance of good to you.
You guys clearly.
talk about it.
Oh shit.
I didn't think about that.
Maybe I need to start really thinking about it.
Like, maybe I am.
Hold on now.
I like look in the mirror like,
study shows that there's at least one.
Oh, fuck.
Maybe it's me.
CJ hasn't really ever sent me much,
but he's been sending me Harleys lately.
Yeah, so you guys are getting hogs?
I'm trying to get on Friday.
You're trying to get cranking as soon as possible.
I'm literally trying to crank on Friday.
this kid walk in the walk dude bro i need to be wheeling that thing yeah so we went to sturgis this last weekend
and we'll talk about it it's the biggest motorcycle rally in the world but predominantly harley davidson
yeah like 90% 90% harleys right so everyone's there just cranking their hog there's 700 000 people that go to
sturgis and it's like from friday to the following sunday so i don't know over the course of
like two weeks nine days 10 days yeah we were there on the opening weekend it was insane so fun
so fun so many bikes everyone's cranking the shit out of their hogs cranking hogs guys cranking hogs
guys doing burnouts on hogs girls on the back guys riding other guys hogs whoa whoa whoa oh what you
what you think about it now is your second time are you coming more around to it i mean it is what
mean it is like you don't like it's tough yeah just i don't know it's fine what was the name you came
out for it chinoville chitoville what would you think if everyone was there but on uh crotch rockets
that maybe it's pretty sick actually i mean probably the same what if they were on dirt bikes
now that would be lit really no that's the only thing is the bike honestly i have a ton of fun
like when you got to get into the chaos like yeah the burnout pits the stunt riding like
There's a lot of really cool stuff, but, like, pulling up your fancy hog on the main drag and chilling out of that.
Pulling up to the bar, isn't that what you're all about?
I don't mind that.
I don't know.
It's fine.
It's fine.
So it is interesting, though, because, like, I think we've said this before, but when we would tell people that we were going to stir just, everyone was always like, be careful.
You know, there's a lot of bad people there.
You know, sketchy people, which, you know, there's 700,000 people.
There's going to be.
Yeah.
But, like, I would say 90s.
98% of them are just your classic Harley riders that are damn near playing dress up for the weekend.
Maybe less than that.
But it's pretty chill.
And everyone really is just there to have a good time and crank their hogs.
Everyone's nice.
Yeah.
I just, this year, though, I thought was the most fun just because we got actually on a ride with, like, the pack.
And like, with some stunt riders, which I think is what really sold Spenny on the Harley Lifestyle.
I mean, look at Spenny.
He's all about dirt bikes.
and he still even can like and appreciate the Harley.
No, I just think nothing is more gross than those dudes hanging off the side of a Harley going up the highway.
It was just the sickest thing ever.
Yeah, I mean, I can't disagree with that.
It was so sick.
So lit.
You got three of them ripping.
I don't.
Rolling burnouts, rolling burnouts, like three guys crossing up in and out, smoke flying and another guy's,
ten feet back wheeling on the seat.
Like, dude, they just are just.
so gnarly they don't care they're just gnarly and with the pack mentality it's like roll through
the stoplight yeah rolling red there's like there was a red light there was a red light and we all
rolled through it and i just looked over at mike and mike goes what are we doing and i was like
we're rolling with the pack brother it'd be dangerous you'd get weird the best part was though is i'm
like god damn it we got to run this stop sign i'm next to jj it turned green the second we got to
the intersection like everyone's running the red and it i'm like oh man we did it legal
Yeah, that is one thing you don't like also is fucking around on the street, which I understand.
I already am like fighting to get insurance on my car from one careless driving on a mini bike at the end of the driveway, which is insane.
I think I saw Evan stop for a stop sign that we all blew through.
He was the only guy that stopped.
When things are like meant to be reckless, that's when Evan starts riding super cautious.
It's kind of funny.
There's so many, I get like we were out in the hills and everything worked out.
But like, dude, it was gnarly, dude.
I was tripping.
Dude, those guys didn't care.
They did not give a kid.
It was pretty wild.
I don't condone riding wheelies on the street or doing the burnouts,
freaking crossing the whole lanes and wheelies without your helmet on,
but I'm not going to lie, it looked pretty cool.
Dude, those guys, it was the gnarliest.
Like, they were gnarly doing it in our lane,
and then there was a car coming down the hill,
and the one dude just greases out into oncoming traffic,
and then just, like, slides back in.
I was like, dude, these guys are actually looking for the adrenaline.
Like, they're just looking for it.
Like when you swerve out in front of all incoming traffic,
like when you can see a car coming,
you're literally just looking for a train.
That's what they're all about.
And I'm pretty sure you're doing an overnighter.
Oh, for sure.
I think they would just run.
Because that's straight reckless driving,
they're probably going to lock you up until you see the judge.
They're just not going to stop.
I don't know if you can.
Yeah, they're not stopping.
No, they're not stopping.
I don't even think they had license plates on their shit.
No, dude, some of the kids didn't have licenses.
Yeah, I know.
I was talking to one of them.
He doesn't have his license.
His shit wasn't insured.
He didn't have a registered.
Yeah.
because there's a lot of just like
old timers and whatnot
but you could see like the whole pack
of like the you know
responsible hog riders are coming down
and then there's three guys just cutting up
I would say the 98 percenters
the 98 percent of
yeah 99 percent and then we
were rolling with the cool kids
with the cool kids and I'm on a goddamn
dirt bike oh now it's not cool to be on dirt bike
I can't get you ever the one time I was like I'm so
excited to ride this rocket it's got a
Fresh tire.
Oh, man.
And then I get...
Dude, I felt cool.
And then I remembered I was on a purple Harley with flames.
It sounds good.
It did sound good.
I felt like I was cranking the shit out of my hog.
Dude, everyone respects that bike.
Oh, yeah, because that one is like, oh, that guy's, that guy's core.
The old shovelhead.
Yeah, that's a core Harley right there.
And then there was me and Spenny.
We felt good.
Yeah.
We felt really good.
Which you guys were dialed in for what we were doing, though.
It was a perfect setup for filming
It was so good
It was hilarious too
I was riding behind you at one point
When five guys were doing
Rolling Bernies
Up the hill
In front of them
Dude I was scared
And they were
They were crisscrossing back and forth
Like this right
And Ken is sitting there with his phone
Filming it
And it got so gnarly
That they were like smoked out completely
Yeah
I couldn't see it was smoked out completely
I was scared driving
No like no throttle to get out of the way
And shitty brakes
I got a guy wheeling behind me
and I'm worried about him dropping the front tire on the back of my head.
And then I got guys crisscrossing in front of me smoking me out.
And I can't see.
I was stressing.
Yeah, it was gnarly.
It was gnarly.
And you know when we were rolling with that crew, you know, we were on the road for like five minutes.
And then next thing we know, they're pulling off and going to a bar.
And we're like, a bar already?
It was pretty classic.
It was classic.
But, you know, everyone else was like, you know, those are the people you want to avoid at Sturgis.
or whatever and of course we're with them
everyone else is pretty chill
I love too when they
pull out anytime they
they leave the bar
it's straight fucking three gears
and rev limit oh yeah
you can't just roll out
everywhere they stop stop light
red light you know
I had a gas station before you pull out
just limiters everywhere
always hitting the limiter
but yeah those guys were
freaking crazy for riding with no license
one might say they live life wide open
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Can you imagine what would happen
If you got like pulled over without a license
I don't think that's insane
Like we haven't really talked about this
Can you imagine
Can we talk about your guys's night
Do we want to bring that up or?
Yeah I think so
We have Spenny's parents here too
Maybe they want to like
Or one of them wants to like sit in
Just for this little segment
Just to see it
Yeah have Spenny's mom hopper
Yeah come on in here
Come on here just for a minute
You ever had two Canadians on the pot at once?
I don't think we have actually
Oh
Carter Mahn
Oh, yeah.
Turkey.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They went on at the same time.
Yeah, they did go.
Yeah.
So this is Spenny's mom, Bernice.
We call her burn.
Burn.
Chocolate Bernice.
No, we just thought it would be,
it'd be fun to have you on and just, um.
I mean,
Spenny,
do you want to show?
Well,
yeah,
as you know,
I've been kind of thinking about getting a tattoo lately.
What?
And did a little something in Sturgis.
Got a little tattoo.
It's warm in here.
Should we give them the reveal?
Yes, we should.
Where is it?
Oh.
Can you imagine?
Trap.
What are we thinking of that?
That's not too bad.
Oh, really?
Oh, that's good.
You like it?
That's good.
Yeah.
Oh, there we go.
Hey, that's good.
I thought I was going to take some heat.
Yeah, Spenny thought that he was going to have to get it laser removed.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Spenny was like, my mom's going to whoop me after this.
I thought you guys would be mad about it.
Oh, I have one here.
Yeah.
You got a tattoo?
Yeah.
Oh, did you know that?
Yeah, yeah, but it was like years ago.
Oh, that's all good then.
Okay, fantastic.
Yeah, we're all good.
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
Ben, what's your parents think?
Do they know?
No, they don't know.
Oh, wow.
They legit don't know.
Oh, yeah, so I got a tattoo, too.
Is that real?
Yeah, it's real?
What's it say?
I don't know why.
It's kind of peeling right now.
What's it say, Ben?
Oh, life wide open.
Nice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Again, screw you guys.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Ryan got one too.
Ryan got one too.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the whole crew.
Actually, okay, so I guess I'll just tell the story of how it happened.
Yeah, everyone in the crew got one.
So, uh, other than C.K.
So we got done watching our boy Kobe Rahad do a gnarly stunt.
And we were like, all right, what should we do?
And we were staying in this town over called Deadwood.
There's a bunch of casinos in Deadwood.
We're like, all right, let's go back to Deadwood, go and hit the casinos, go and get some food.
And, uh, we're rolling out of town.
We have two vehicles.
We have two vehicles.
Ken and CJ are in the truck.
The rest of us are in the sprinter van.
I was just driving the truck because I was sober
and they're like, hey, someone needs to get the truck back to Deadwood
and then Mike was driving the sprinter van because he was sober.
So I was like, oh, whatever.
I mean, obviously I'd rather ride in the sprinter van,
but obviously I got to drive the truck.
So we're planning on rolling out to Deadwood
and on our way out of town.
They tell me, go to Deadwood.
We're going to Deadwood to go to the casino.
So I start going to Deadwood.
So we're rolling out of town and Gavin is,
on his phone, Shred 80, and he's in the back
and he's like, oh, dude, my, my, my, my favorite
band, Colt 45 is in town.
Cool 45 is in town. Colford, Colford, Colford,
whatever. Col 45 is in town. Come on, go, go on.
We gotta go. We gotta go. I want to see him.
We gotta go. It's at 9 a.m. or it's at 9 p.m. It's like
9.05. He's like, come on, come on, call 45, let's go.
And we're like, all revved up. Let's hit Colt 45.
And so we pull over and we walk into this bar
where, you know, the concert's happening.
and we're standing there and there's this random nerd up on stage
and we're like this is what we pulled in here for gav
this isn't him this isn't him he's got to be coming on after
so we stand there for like 35 minutes waiting
and finally gavin goes up and ask the guy and the guy's like oh
yeah that's tomorrow night and Gavin's like oh okay
I guess I had it wrong fellas so sorry about that
and we're like all right I was thinking about you siege it took me about 35 minutes
to park the rig and I go did anyone tell CJ and Ken
everyone's like no I'm like I have you
I didn't either.
So, I mean, at that point, you guys were already back dead way.
Yeah, I was parked and I was sitting there and I was looking at your guys' location.
I'm like, they're not coming.
So.
So I ran just got some dinner and had a night.
We left the concert and we were like, all right, let's pull up to this other bar that we went to last year.
That was pretty fun.
Get a drink there and then dip.
So we go over there.
Things escalated.
Boys are buzzing.
We leave that bar probably 45 minutes after that.
Walking by a tattoo parlor.
Well, Gavin earlier in the night was like, dude, I,
I would run a life-wide open tattoo.
I want to get one.
So as we're walking by, I think Eves is like, here you go, Gav.
Here's your time.
And Gav's like, no, no, now's not the time.
And we're like, no, now is the time.
There's no better time than now.
And so we walk in there.
Gav's like, all right, I'm running it.
And Spenny's like, dude, should I run it?
Should I run it?
Should I run it?
Dude, I'm not going to tell you to get a tattoo or not.
This is like a lifelong decision.
I'm not going to just be like, yeah, bro, you should run it.
And then you do it because of me.
And so he's just like, oh, run it.
if I get in advance on my Christmas bonus.
And I'm like, no, I'm no.
I'm not, I'm not paying you to get a tattoo.
And he's just like, all right, fuck it.
I'm going to do it.
So these guys are both, like, signing it to get it.
And I'm just sitting there just like, my boys are about to get my brand on their legs for, you know, for the rest of their lives.
I was like, what am I doing?
I got to do this too.
I was like, I've given so many people tattoos, like when we're, have a, you know, a meat.
meet and greet, everyone's always like, oh, Ben will stencil it on you with a Sharpie.
He has the best handwriting.
I've given so many people these Life Wide Open tattoos, and I was like, I feel like I got
to have one if I'm giving these out.
At that point, Gavin was running it.
Spenny had ran it.
Ben actually drew mine, too.
I let Ben draw that on.
I drew Spenny's on his leg, and then I drew mine on a piece of paper because I was like,
I could just get like Life Wide Open, you know, the logo off my hat or whatever, but I was
like, I feel like I've given so many people my handwriting tattoo.
too is it makes more sense if i just run the exact same with them right so then i do that and i'm
sitting there and then ryan's just like yeah he's just watching me get it you did a pretty good job
of making them feel left out because you're like this is so sick all the boys have them all the boys
all the boys have them now we were pretty fired up we were fired up we were fired up about
gavin ellen sitting there like dang it next thing i know ryan's up at the front yes signed in the
sign in the waiver and shit but
When we were in the tattoo parlor, usually you go in there, and they're like, all right, everyone's sober.
Like, you have to be sober to get a tattoo.
They're pouring a shot.
In Sturgis, they're like, all right, let's get this going.
You want a tattoo?
No, I'm good.
Well, let's take a shot.
Yeah.
Take a shot.
All right, now you want a tattoo?
So it was definitely a vibe.
Getting a tattoo hurts so fucking bad.
It hurts so much.
It hurts so bad.
Everybody says it's like, oh, it's such a chill pain.
It's like a relaxing pain.
I was like grabbing the pillows of the I was grabbing the chair screaming
I think just for some people and especially that crowd a tattoo is nothing I mean how many
face tats did you see in Sturts I've never seen so many face tats on normal nice people in my life
like you'd kind of you know maybe think a face tats associated with like a gang member or someone
rough no just like a very nice well-spoken individual pleasant guy or girl I mean we met a lot of
them i'd say well over 20 30 that like you know watch our videos and we talked and they were just
great so i mean they probably just don't care davidson tattoos on their face yeah that's dedication
harley net you don't never be able to switch up on brands like even if they ever want to try like
an indian motorcycle or something no chance so yeah we we got done running it though the whole
crew's walking out after ryan got it and then we were just like i wonder what cj and kenner
yeah i'm pissed bro like i know i knew that was the time to get it
In Sturgis with all the boys
And now it's kind of like
It was gonna be another time
Yeah, there will be
It was our last move of the night
You know, we're like all right
And it got long
But anyway, about the time Ryan was sitting down
For his tattoo
You fired a text that said
How much long do you guys think you'll be out?
Dude, I was about to hop on the Harley
And rip it back to town
Because I was having so much fun
But then I remembered that the purple Harley
Doesn't have brake lights or rear lights
Smart because it's been you know
A snow bike two or three years in a row now
Not in hindsight
If I would have known how long we were going to be at the tattoo place,
I would have just hit you up and told you to come back.
But each decision was like, all right, screw it, I'm going to do it.
And then Ryan was like, all right, I'm going to do it too.
And then, dude, it got to the point where we're standing in there.
Ryan is just, he's just finishing up Ryan's tattoo.
Dude, it was like a meet and greet where people kept coming in.
People came in there.
15 people came in and they were like, what are you guys doing?
We were like, just got a light wide open.
And they were like, I'm up next.
I want to run it.
People ran it after us, which was.
like not and we had left even using that stencil still to this day they got it on the wall now
it's that one it's on the wall is an option your girlfriend maybe wasn't as pumped as i should say you
guys were on the tattoos i guess the whole scenario wasn't exactly this dream scenario for me because
i show up to the tattoo parlor absolutely 100% not getting a tattoo me too i didn't even think we
were hitting a tattoo parlor i didn't think we were going to the tattoo place
They have a tattoo parlor on every corner.
Yeah.
I hadn't even thought about getting a tattoo in years.
Then it's like, all right, you know, the boys start getting it.
We take a couple shots of Jack Honey or whatever.
I'm like, man, maybe a tattoo isn't such a bad idea.
That's what I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking too.
It is crazy.
The difference one shot will make in your tattoo mentality.
And then so Alondra texted me like, hey, go into bed.
You know, she was at a wedding.
And I go, all right, sounds good.
Like, we're at a tattoo shop.
the guys are getting tattoos i'm on the fence another shot of jack and boom i'm in the chair
well at that time everybody we'd been in the tattoo shop for an hour and a half so nobody wanted
to be there dalton is giving me this blank stare like he's so sick of holding the camera goes bro
don't even do it it's not worth it not even to make the video as i'm sitting there with the stencil
and i already paid the 200 bucks i'm don't even do it don't even do it don't even do it make the video
yeah he's like bro it's fine this bit is too long and i was like well i don't really know if i'm just
it for the bit like I want it to be filmed
Dunn's like just holding the camera
just like not even watching me. Not even filming.
Nobody's, nobody's
watching me because they've all talking
about their own tattoos and like
talking with everybody out. I'm just sitting in the chair
100% alone. Nobody looking at me.
I'm like Spenny
Spenny can you at least take a Snapchat for me
so I have one picture.
Take a couple pictures. It's one picture
over my shoulder. I look like an idiot.
It's like the only picture I have in the whole thing. I'm like
oh god damn. I walk out
there with this tattoo and I'm like you know this is lit I'm excited whatever wake up in the
morning go shit I really did get a tattoo last night that that wasn't expected and I go you know
I go all the boys got whatever I'm a text a laundry I'm a facetimer face timer and I go hey check it out
and I show her the tattoo and she just goes like this oh no and for like 35 seconds it was just
quiet oh and I was like so you don't like it and she's like uh-huh he's like pretty much
didn't say anything and i was like oh crap oh it's a good thing it's not good yeah and then i was
like well hopefully don't get the ick and she's like hopefully not oh my god now she doesn't like
it's then i'm really like second and third guessing it i'm like damn this sucks and then
we went and told you guys that we all got the tattoos and you were so bummed it just like
it was just it was just this twist in the knife every time with the tattoo yeah the worst part is
don't deleted the footage oh i'm sure
I feel you there, Ryan.
In this world of YouTube and filming,
there's nothing worse than going out on a limb to do something.
And things don't make videos all the time,
but there's nothing worse when you really go in on something.
And then there's just no enthusiasm from any angles.
And you're like, I messed up.
Luckily, you didn't mess up.
Yeah, exactly.
It was awesome.
I felt bad.
I wasn't in there.
I was like, I didn't get any pictures of Ryan doing this.
But there was such a crowd in there.
There was such a crowd in there.
Hold on, Ryan, you got a tattoo?
They started shoeing all of us out.
So then I was just like, gosh, dang, this is really dragging out, not in a bad way.
And I was also the fourth tattoo in a row that got given of the same design.
So he was like, well, look, this guy's going to, he's doing it.
Mine was, it felt the quickest in an hour.
And I was the one in pain.
I think I was in the chair for a minute.
Oh, wow.
And Ben was in it for like 25.
Like, his is perfect in detail.
Mine, like, I have all the lines in.
Because you can tell he made one pass.
I'm like, damn, dude.
You go to Sturgis, they just...
I mean, no, Ben's, he spent a long time on.
Yeah, so we're sitting there, and, like, this tattoo parlor was, like, broken up into, like, little cubes, right?
Little cubicles, but the cubes are probably, like, this tall.
So, imagine every time that we go out into public and we're at, like, a restaurant, and we, the whole crew is...
Hung out at one table.
You know, the whole crew is, like, starting to vibe, and then we're starting to yell, and then we're
starting to laugh and then we're starting to hit shit that's how it was in there and then the
next cube over was this just like classic tattoo girl sitting in the chair pissed off
looked like she was miserable even being there and was just like can you guys seriously stop
you're killing the vibe in here said it like seven times really said it like seven times barking
at us because you're on camera i don't know dalton was right dalton was like oh
It just added it added to the element of like the entire atmosphere between the guy giving the tattoos out.
All of us.
It's a fan meet and greet.
And then the chick next door was so pissed at us.
It was a moment.
Well, you have any more thoughts on Spani's tattoo?
You like it?
It's fine.
There we go.
It's fine.
So we brought you on here today.
We got to put you on the spot.
We actually have an Amazon tattoo gun.
Do you want to get the life out of open tattoo?
No.
You wouldn't run it.
Dude, I wish my dad was there.
My dad was hanging out with us earlier in the day, and then he dipped out.
But I thought it would have been lit if he was with us.
I don't know if I could have convinced him to do it, but I don't know.
He might have.
He might have.
I haven't told my mom yet, but I texted my dad the next day.
And he just said, love it.
What bike are you riding?
Here, let me FaceTime my mom.
I haven't told my parents yet.
Here, have you want to hop back in here?
I actually have no idea what their reactions.
going to be. I almost want to see it on camera, dude. Like, I think FaceTime's not doing you a good
service. I think you got to do it in person. Your mom is going to flip. Do you think so? Yeah. I don't know.
I don't know. I thought my mom was going to. She was chill about it. I think, well, you're right. You're
getting spankings when you get home. That's true. Your dad's going to absolutely love it. Your mom's going to
be pretty neutral. I think that it's not that they care that you have it for the image. I think that she's
going to be like, that's toxins. So unhealthy. Yeah. Because.
like your parents are so natural and especially your mom yeah she's going to think like you just
put poison onto your skin which is now in your bloodstream it's on your body you know i think that's
we forgot to tell jenn or chef jenn she would have said that too well she did she did yeah she found
out and that was her first thing she's like no because like they think that i'm sure there's some
truth to it i'm sure there's truth to it but yeah yeah okay so like i think that i think she's
going to be bummed but also i don't think she's going to be that surprised it's like
the nipple piercing. Your dad was very distraught about the nipple piercing. He didn't
enjoy that. He did not like that. I don't think he was proud to have a son of the nipple piercing.
Because I remember your mom saying that he couldn't even watch the segment of you getting
the nipple piercing. I don't remember that one. I was actually changed mine out when I had it.
I kept switching it up. Oh yeah, that's right. Had a little glow in the dark one. That was a wild time.
But I got two more things about the tattoo. One, it was funny. So Gavin was the first one to rip it.
and they actually just like took on an iPad and took a picture of Evans tattoo and then Kevin just goes what are we getting secondhand tattoos now which was funny but it's cool I mean I drew that one when I was drunk and it turned out pretty decent and now Gavin has that and then two we do feel for you and there will be another opportunity CJ to get one but it was during breakfast you just kind of go so Spenny got a tattoo last night I thought it was just Spenny I messed up I accidentally leaked the you said it in the chat but the
this is what made it funnier you're like so spenny got a tattoo huh ben just like yep yep it's
pretty sick same spot that that you know evan mike and cody have it and and you're like gosh okay
just spennie though yep when i came down you're like good because like if all of you guys would
have got him i would have actually been pissed yeah no when i walk down in the morning and cj
saw me he's like he like turns and looks at me he's like let's see it let's see it and i'm like
what do you mean and he's like the tat and I'm like I'm like how'd you know like how'd you know
we got it and he's like we what do you mean we wait I thought you just got I'm like yeah I got the
tap but like at that point I knew I was like oh my god he's so mad yeah I'm not even I don't know it's
just like it's like a it's like a cool thing to do with your boys like I'm not gonna go to
the tattoo shop by myself and just get it on my like that's lame well being in sturgis
and like having it forever and being like yeah we were in sturgis and like we had these
bikes and we it was on the corner you know like what a great spot to get a tattoo in sturgis
you know like it's just i don't know i'm not even oh i'm sure i'll get it i'm sure i'll get it
damn dude you're fired me up siege whatever it's all good hey i'll tell you what there's going to be
plenty more times and opportunities for you and kenjamino you got gabin ellen too mechanic
you got big wrench you got dalton you got jostin yeah you know there's there's plenty more of the crew
that needs to. Ken could do his on his neck or something. That'd be cool maybe. You should get
Big Ken across your forehead. Or across your belly. Like when it arcs his belly button. Yeah. Big Ken on his
lower back. How are we feeling about that? No. How are we feeling about just a tattoo in general?
Yeah, tattoo in general. Not saying something that says big Ken. I think that is the lamest thing when you put
like somebody's name on your body. Your own name. Your own name. Somebody else would be fine. Just not
your own if lost return to you have to beep that anything else on sturgis well not on sturgis but i have
an update on something let's hear it i finally purchased enough vapes what do you mean oh you want a trip
so i haven't locked in the details yet but the last time i went in there i saw my points just
crested 5 000 which 5 000 points is a trip to las vegas how much money is that in vates which brand is
$5,000.
Is that it?
I think it's just a dollar a point, but not including tax.
What brand is this for?
The Vap Shot.
How many vapes is that?
How much is a vape?
$20,000.
Uh, like 30.
I'd imagine you have to have spent more than $5,000 on things.
Are you sure it's a dollar?
You don't get a point back for every dollar you spend.
I think it is.
Yeah, that's 166 bait.
And how long have you been collecting these?
I mean, he goes through like a vape.
It's like two years.
A vape, what?
How often you go through a vape?
A couple of week at this point.
I'm up to the big.
dogs now don't babe yeah probably like two a week two weeks two a week but when i when i saw about a
year and a half baby about a year and a half 83 83 weeks we could pull it up when i found out the trip
was happening it was a couple years ago wait i mean we talked about it on the pot so what does that
look like i i have no idea like they just buy your flights out there and you got to provide the rest
or they give you a hotel i think when i inquired on it right away it was a flight and a hotel
and no one had ever hit that before she said that there's like a
a couple in town that have, I think, done it
multiple times. Because I asked
them, like, has anyone done this? She's like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, there's a couple that just recently hit it for, like,
their second time. You know, wow, that's a lot
of vapes, man. It also
doesn't make a whole lot of sense
to me why they would do that, because
it's like, people are already addicted.
They don't need another reason.
They don't want to go to their shop. Like, I quit buying them
back home. Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, so, I mean, it works. Yeah.
It's like every other rewards program out
They're just incentivizing you to buy from that location.
You don't run the reward program, Ken?
No.
Ken already had a trip to Mekinos.
The $15,000 trip.
Yeah, like Ken's like, like if he went to Vegas,
he'd be like blood money.
They would have gotten a private jet and everything.
You put them up in the penthouse?
Well, that, congrats.
That's pretty cool.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Congrats, I guess.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I'll update you next week when I go back through to grab some more vapes
and I'm going to try to lock in the details.
I'll see what we're really working with.
That's like buddy David,
buddy David getting a trigger from all his Zinn points.
From what?
That's actually lit too.
Yeah, he got a,
like a $1,600 tragger from all of his Zinn points rewards.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I wonder how that works with Zins because like the cigarette companies had to like stop doing that.
Like my buddy's parents had like every fucking Marlboro thing ever,
sleeping bags.
My grandpa did too.
Those were cool.
Camp chairs and.
Those are worth some money now.
Yeah, they're super sick, like probably 90s, 90s stuff.
So I wonder how that works.
Yeah, the Zins can do it.
Did my knickknacks ever come in?
No, I never ordered those.
Oh, I need you to get on that.
I can't, I can't buy them.
I don't have a valid ID.
No.
What knickknacks?
Oh, I was trying to buy some, like, nicotine little knack things.
Yeah, like that's...
Be 21 and have a valid ID in my ideas.
Why do you want nicotine, Ben?
It's trying to try something new.
No, it's like this new thing.
uh so people who are actually who would not smoke or use a vape or use typical chewing tobacco
are now doing strictly nicotine like in very small doses like microdosing it in its like purest form
for i guess benefits in terms of health like uh focus and whatever else so it's it's it's funny
because like people that we know that don't even drink alcohol and are 50 60 years old that
never smoked or chewed are like now trying it and they're like i don't know you can do your own
research but that's kind of the new thing so ben was trying i guess that brand i was trying it
i threw i threw one in on the golf course and then i beat my sister at golf you're really
yeah that's the day that's what's bringing you back yeah you're using sport enhancing
performance enhancing yeah it might actually void my w it might void my w against my
sister, but my goal, like my life goal, like my sister was a professional golfer and I was a
JV dropout golfer, right? So I was always trash at golf. She was obviously very good. So she's been
whooping my ass my entire life. Well, now she's like, she's a chiropractor. She has a kid.
She's married. She golfs like once every couple months. Not trying to take away from what I did,
but I've been hitting the links hard, right? So ever since I started playing, I've been trying to
beat my sister. She kept whooping my ass every single time still. Well, I talk. I,
cost one of those in, and I won.
And after that, I was like, there might be something to this.
So then I hopped on the phone, I called Mike up.
You know, I asked him if he could be my dealer for me because I couldn't buy them.
Apparently, my dealer's slacking, but...
You have to get them online?
Dude, I am.
I never ordered them.
Yeah, I got to get those, though.
Yeah.
I got a big tournament coming up, so...
I think it's just funny how you aren't telling anybody.
You're just doing it.
I mean, you're telling us now, but, like, I didn't know until now.
You did tell me you took one the other day and it wasn't so bad.
ever use the chat gpt where you're like literally talking to them yeah uh here like if you go
what are the benefits of knick knack and why are people raving about them hey it sounds like you guys
know where is it all if you have any other questions she sounds kind of hot can you change
you change the voice of you dude yeah turning it's funny okay can you explain the benefits of
nicknacks so generally speaking nicknacks can be a fun way to add a little personality to your
space, people love
You know, Mike, that's what I thought Ben was talking about. Like, Mike, did you order me some knickknacks
from my house?
Yeah, Mike, I know you got that anthropology discount.
You know what's funny that you say, damn, she's kind of hot, her voice?
I got a little jammed up last night because I used chat GPT all day long and I'm at home
and I'm talking to this thing and Alex's like, who is that?
What is that?
It's chat GPT.
Why does she sound like that?
And like,
she started getting jealous.
Alex was jealous of chat GPT.
And then she's like,
sends this to her friends.
Like,
he can change the voice.
Then she's all like,
you need to change the voice.
I'm like,
I'm not changing the voice.
I like it.
Yeah.
So, dude,
like I got a little bit of an issue with that.
She's like laying in bed.
I'm just talking.
She just hear CJ go,
tell me something sweet.
Dude, you can see.
Tell me something about my story.
You can seriously, like, have a full conversation.
Like, I'll just, like, have it in the car.
Tell her to tell us, like, a minute-long story or 30-7.
Ask her the actual benefits of the nicotine thing.
Who cares? Just try them.
It's just nicotine.
Okay, everyone just be quiet.
We're confusing it.
Guys, we're confusing here.
Can you explain the benefits of pure nicotine
and why some people are now supplementing it?
Pure nicotine can have some stimulant effects,
like improving focus or alertness,
which is why some people are interested.
in it. However, it's also highly
addictive, and there are definitely
some health risks associated with it.
So it's always a good idea
to be cautious and maybe
chat with a health care professional if someone's considering
it. Maybe should go talk to your doctor
before starting this, Ben, but...
Can you ask if she thinks you're cute?
Hey, chat, GPT, do you think
I'm cute? I'm here to help
and have a friendly chat. If there's anything
you'd like to know or talk about,
just let me... Take a broken record.
You got a media train, oh, CJ. Yeah, it's normally
better in this. I hate to say it, but
like straight up, you can have it on your
and like you'll just be in the car. She's acting up
right. She must be mad. And like you can have
full on conversations and it like will
answer your questions and like you can
it's so easy. It's amazing. But all
I keep thinking about is that movie I robot
when all these robots
basically turn like
these AI robots that are there in a part
of civilization, they become too prominent.
And then basically there's more robots
than there is people and they just flip
because they're sick of being the servants. And
And, dude, that could happen.
Well, imagine one day every Tesla in the world just, like, drives into a wall.
Yeah.
There's a movie about that.
There's a movie about that.
The Tesla start killing all the people.
Maybe you, I could see having, like, a robot assistant type of person in your house,
and then they flip on you, and they're so smart and strong, and we're all dumb and lazy
now because all we do is rely on them, and then, yeah.
CJ gets a personal assistant of that voice.
I mean, all for sure.
He's coming around.
Alex is just...
Who is this?
Alex is mad about Chat DBT.
Chat DBT's mad about Alex.
Is that why she's acting up?
Is because she heard Alex last night talking
and she's wondering who the other girl is?
Who else is in the room?
I'm not kidding you.
CJ!
I thought I was the only one you talked to.
No, I'm not kidding you.
I was on the thing.
I'm here for you and any questions you might have.
Yeah.
No, I was on the thing last night.
And then I was like, I think my fiancee is getting jealous of you.
He's like, oh, nothing to be worried about.
You're still the VIP in his life.
And, like, it was crazy, dude.
That is crazy.
It was so crazy.
And then as soon as she walks in, she just hears, all right, is she gone now?
Dude, the one thing I remember from I Robot, like, I mean, obviously, it's a great movie.
I remember the whole storyline.
But it's like when he takes out the crotch rocket and then she's like, she's like, is this a gas bike?
Like, you know how illegal these are?
These have been extinct forever.
I'm like, that's that shit I'm talking about.
Taking the gas bike out when it's like 50 years into only electric.
That'll be my garage rocket.
It'll still be mint.
Yep.
Because I never ride it.
I'm just going to save that thing at this point.
Dude, next to the Evo.
Park it beside your Harley?
Yeah.
Dude, the Harley, I'm for sure.
Park it right beside your Harley.
I still think you need to like fog the motor or whatever and just wrap it in
saran wrap and don't even look at it for like, like, 10, 20 years.
Like, however long, just like, get one of those, like, air bubbles.
Get those air bubbles.
Pretty soon the entire back base, C.J's Evo, his motorcycle, his 100 dirt bike that he learned how to ride dirt bike on, like parked back there.
Well, my dad has it. It's not worth anything. It literally was like free.
I mean, it's just sick that you have your original bike. That's cool.
Yeah.
You should get those, C.J.
I do have them. I'm not bringing them around here. You guys are going to ruin them.
The bubbles?
Oh, the bubbles. Yeah, I should probably get those.
If I had them around here, Evan would probably like freaking crash it at two in the morning when he's messing around.
here and then he's going to try driving around with the bubble he'd end up crashing into my other toy
that i have here the keys stay in that r6 and i have never touched it's true yeah but you thought
of it what about that burnout mark that was in the kitchen i lost traction you lost traction riding
in the shop at four in the morning there was no front break so it like wasn't actually a burnout
it was a loss of traction oh i had that thing turned up to 80 horse yeah i was in 80 horse i had it
turned up to 80 horse no it's okay i don't care
Yeah, that was a fat burnie.
Dude, I can't believe how thick the rubber was.
And, like, it was luckily, it's like a nice, like, polished floor or whatever, so it actually
cleaned up pretty well.
I think the funniest part about that is that you had to watch the security camera to make
sure it was yourself.
Yeah, he was like something Dalton would do.
You know, he's always riding that thing.
You know how he is.
You know how he is.
You know how he is.
I literally were saying it probably was me, but Dalton is always the one that gets on the
bike.
We'll be wheeling it around ripping it.
And then usually right before he puts it away, I'll be like, give me that thing.
And then I just put like 10 seconds in on it.
You know, it might have been a little blurry, but we could still see the white at knees and
only being able to touch on one side of it bouncing back in the door.
Yeah, I can tell it was you have because your leg was still up in the air.
Yeah, well, if you want to do burnouts in your shop or living room or kitchen, we're giving
away some dirt bikes.
So, seeboycTV.com.
We got five different rippers to choose from.
So five different winners, check it out.
Ends this Sunday.
Oh.
Yeah, if you win a, if you win a bike and make a TikTok doing a heater in your living room with it,
tearing up the carpet, the hardwood floor, the linoleums, whatever, maybe we'll watch it right here.
It's true, we probably will.
It's like that one guy that wheelied into his wedding and he ate shit.
And then we watched it back and then he was a podcast listener or watcher.
And he was like, hey, that was me.
Imagine, that would be crazy.
The freshies.
I'm excited to see the five different winners and then see what bike the first winter takes.
You know, it'll be sweet.
It just worked on the line.
I don't know why.
I mean, like, we didn't really do anything that crazy.
But just the fact that they're all different colors and they're all kind of different walks of life.
Skittled edition.
Yeah, like, I was just sick.
It's a hard pick.
How they're posted up in the shop right now, like it's all empty and just those bikes, yeah, I love it.
Yeah, those are sweet.
So, yeah, it ends this Sunday.
So you got, after this comes out, you know, five.
days to go and pick up some merch and uh you might win yourself a dirt bike yep and we even got
the domain sebas tevis yeah it's pretty late so yeah i mean i don't know it's just a joke type it and try
it people love do justin still said it i told them so it should be by the time that this
goes live so that's another thing with like all the tictops you go if if there's a ticot of somebody
driving by like our shop saying like i don't live here but i know my way around you go into the
comments. It just says Sevis Tevis. Dude, it's funny how Sebas Tevis was like an old joke that I
cracked in the moment in like 2021. And then we just never talked about it for like four years. And then
we just started cracking again. Now it's this huge thing. I'm pretty sure I came up with it.
Sebus Tevis? Yeah. Oh, I got it on, it's on video. Me saying it to that gal.
Yeah, I said it way before then. Did you? Yeah. Well, it wasn't on video, so.
It's hard to say. I'll give it to you, Mike. Good idea. You came up with it.
word and I said it.
Yep.
Yeah, no, you definitely made it popular.
Freaking so funny to say.
And now when people come up to us, it is like TikTok.
Yeah, they'll come up to us and that's how you know that they're in the know.
They're a real fan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When they say Sebas Teivas, you know they're a fan.
That's how you know they're in the know.
Because, like, again, it's still only live on like four to five episodes now.
Yeah, it's like a niche thing.
We were sitting at a blackjack table in Deadwood this weekend.
And it was me, one of the other boys, and then two subscribers.
sitting there and then oh sitting there okay so me and spenny and then two subscribers and then
uh just a random guy right and so talking to this random guy like hey where are you from
tells me and he's like uh you guys YouTubers or whatever you kind of just pick up from the
conversation of uh us with these two subs and I was like yep yep and he was like uh what's
the channel called first thing I came to mind was like saying Sebas Tevis but I was like
there's no point of me confusing this guy right now right said Seibo's TV and I was like that's weird
I was like, I'm surprised you said C-Boys TV and not C-Bis-T-Vis.
Well, usually if we say, like, Seabus-T-Vis is when we're messing with people.
Yeah, you're trolling around, yeah.
And so I was like, oh, C-Boys TV.
And it's just, he's like, oh, cool, cool.
And it's kind of silent.
We, you know, keep playing.
And then the two subs sitting at the table go, Seabus-Tivis.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Well, sweet.
I think that's it for this week.
Hit the subscribe button.
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We're so close.
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