Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryans EMBARRASSING Snapchat, Micah is an Online Bully, Launching Our Gear Brand

Episode Date: December 9, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mike is a hater in people's comments that he doesn't like, though. I don't know what caught you on that one? Yeah. We've caught him on a couple. A couple hate comment. You're like the mean kid in the comments. Most entertaining guy alive right behind Gavin Tread 80. What tattoo?
Starting point is 00:00:14 The monster logo with an arrow. I'll do it for... That's just within the realm of possibility. I think the viewer learned a lot about Ryan in this podcast. Today's podcast is brought to you by Prize Picks. It's the holiday season, the best time of the year for sports, bowl games, basketball matchups, playoff, pushes, and it's all happening at once. And while you and I are out here making decisions every day, what gifts to buy, what to eat,
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Starting point is 00:02:52 Celebrate the season with Hulu, available on Disney Plus in Canada. sick hat michael so you finally joined the uh the camel gang got some camel pants yeah did you allander picked me up a pair yeah i sent a fit check in the group yeah ryan i'm i didn't want to ruin your momentum but like i told her i was like i literally cannot wear these 99% of the days that i'm alive like it's the one percent of days that i'm not so passionate no i just listen right oh no no no listen right i don't want to jump on your guys style now that it's cool Hold on. Listen, Ryan, that's not even close to where I was going. I was going to actually just ask you to please never send another video in our men group chat of your outfit of the day again.
Starting point is 00:03:38 I do not give a fuck what you're wearing. I don't care that you just got some new pants and that you really like them. This guy's passionate too. I didn't want to come in with some fire. Not even if we just did a podcast where everybody is my fucking mic working or is this my headphones? No, it's not right. And you sound like shit. Like, was I the only guy?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Who opened that thing? Who opened that thing? It was like... Yeah. That was a little gay. It made you uncomfortable. I think even Justin was... Yeah, Ken didn't even finish it.
Starting point is 00:04:06 He couldn't even finish it. Once I heard Ryan say, oh, I picked up some camel pants. Click, click, click, click. I think you even did one of those. You did one of those where you put your foot up and, like, kind of like showed it. Like, you were doing a TikTok swirl. Oh, well, it's gone now. I didn't even want to have it saved on my phone.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Where was it? It was a snitcher. Bromies. Primals, Bromios. One of the, one of the... Oh, a mic might still have it. I still have it. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:04:30 Screen record. Screen record. I have it. I'm gonna, I've already... Yeah, it's not like, hey, guys, check on my outfit. I just got something really cool. Is my fucking mic working? I can hear it in my headphones if that accounts for anything.
Starting point is 00:04:41 I don't hear anything in mind. Holy shit. I don't know what I mean. This is going to be a hot... All I got to say, all I got to say, if you're going to send us something cool, it better not be some fucking pants from Arapostal. No. Noted.
Starting point is 00:04:58 To be fair, I mean, obviously the listener is going to watch it. But it's not like, hey, guys, got my new outfit today. All right, let's watch this. Okay. I say, boys, I joined the Camel Pants game because 30, 35 minutes before we had just had a podcast where every single person was wearing a piece of camo and I had previously not owned. Maybe I'm being too hard on you, Ryan.
Starting point is 00:05:20 No, it's okay. I appreciate it. Maybe you should start by wearing shirts that don't have stains on them, Ryan. Jesus Christ. Well, we did just have a pizza party. Give him a break. That's a sick cuneck. Got my first pair of camel baggies.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, where did it? It wasn't, it wasn't. You're right, it wasn't. It was a stupick. There was a kick, you're right, I was wrong. That was pretty heterosexual, I'm not going to lie. You know, I didn't watch it, Ryan. Why would you guys?
Starting point is 00:05:52 No, no, you didn't let me pay me. You think that's heterosexual? You think that was a heterosexual video? That's when you're into women. When you like girls? Yeah, because he just goes, here we go, boys. And then he, like, showed his pretty non-gay outfit of the day. I mean, you were wearing a vest earlier.
Starting point is 00:06:10 You could argue that that's gay. What? A Carhart vest is gay. If that's gay, I don't know what Ryan is right there. Holy shit. If a Carhart vest is gay now, bro, where everything's gay. I didn't call it that. You just said you were wearing a vest.
Starting point is 00:06:25 That was gay. could argue that it is. Okay, now he's doing his typical... I mean, are you doing a Carhart vest or a Patagonia puffer vest? There's a clear distinction between you two. I'm wearing Carreau. Evan's like, finally, I've been
Starting point is 00:06:40 knowing that you guys are looking fruity for years. Dude, the amount of money I would pay to see Evan wearing a Patagonia puffer vest. How much money would you pay? I mean, I would definitely buy the vest. Yeah, I mean, I'm down to wear it for a hundred bucks. Oh, yeah, I'd wear one for a hundred bucks. Well, how long?
Starting point is 00:06:56 For a full video. Yeah, yeah. A full, oh, yeah, that's fine. Okay, yeah. You're going to say, like, a full month or a year, something like... Well, I might pick a video that we're filming for a while. I don't have to wear it, like, while I sleep. You do not have to wear it while you sleep.
Starting point is 00:07:11 No, that won't do me any good. Yeah, that won't do me any good, but... CJ, speaking of your outfit and vest, you got to tell the story of what you. This is actually pretty funny a day. I should just go get the vest, because I'll get hot if I'm wearing it. It does kind of completes the look. storyline. Evan, when I'm talking and Ben's talking, are things
Starting point is 00:07:30 going to the same level? Like, do you guys hear me the same as everyone else? Now that you're locking in on it, you do feel a little quiet. Great, right? You pissed Ken off now. He's going to take Evan's spot back. You're turned way down. There we go. There we go. See, otherwise, and I'm always a little bit loud. Why do we have the deaf guy as our audio
Starting point is 00:07:48 guy? Our audio engineer. So we need to put Evan and Ken back there together because he's good at Googling stuff and he's pretty good at messing with settings. Yeah, you're right. I can't with my shirt has a stain on it. Should I go fetch a different shirt? That's from the pizza party? No, I didn't actually have any pizza at the pizza part. You got dual stains
Starting point is 00:08:03 on there. Dual stains. I believe it was coffee. All right, so where are we going with this whole vest? So I'm getting my house, or the basement is getting remodeled. And there's all these, there's the contractor, there's all these subcontractors coming in this morning. And I'm standing hanging up in the closet and he said,
Starting point is 00:08:20 oh. No, no. I'm just I'm dressed like this because I'm trying to get out of the house and, you know, come here to to work but i'm i'm kind of waiting around and all these subcontractors are coming in i'm waiting on this one guy and i kind of realized i'm kind of dressed like all these guys like the electrician was sitting here wearing literally the same vest then we got the fucking masonry over here then the fireplace guy shows up like they're all kind of dressed like me and then there's the guys doing the demo so this guy comes in and hey hey i'm like we start walking around the house and he's
Starting point is 00:08:50 looking around and like kind of doing his shit and i'm like walking with them like talking with them and I don't know really how it like comes to be because you the electrician or something and I'm like oh no this is my house oh oh it shakes my hand but all these guys were like walking around with me like thinking I was just like
Starting point is 00:09:09 an apprentice or something just kind of hanging around like holding my coffee cup and apprentice at best this guy doesn't know shit about what's going on but he did kind of look at me like are you going to do something around here because I was just walking around with him the whole time he must be an apprentice yeah this guy's literally
Starting point is 00:09:25 dragon dick not doing anything but I feel like when I told you guys the story it was funny I don't know I don't that was good story it was funny yeah and then you were like how you know he's like well they could have cleaned up the fire oh yeah yeah I'm walking around with them and he's like he's like well they could have cleaned up the fireplace before I like started and I was like sitting there
Starting point is 00:09:43 and I think at that point I realized I was like this guy probably doesn't know this is my house what did you do with the fireplace and it's getting changed but it was just like ashen stuff oh I got you okay yeah I thought you had like your little decorations laying out on it no Alex had those but uh that's on a different one this was this is ken's fireplace oh downstairs former former fireplace yeah you got the boot yeah you got evicted yeah he did not get the boot boot well i got the boot out of the room i was in now i'm in a different
Starting point is 00:10:12 room i don't know i might just go get might go somewhere else because it's less your space now you're living with cj i condense like i condense like all my stuff as much as i could And that room is tiny. Ken, if you don't appreciate my house, when I'm letting you stay in it. I'm renting still. That's true. Yeah, go find a other place. Yeah, I think I might actually move into my favorite basement again.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Really? Yeah, but then you hang out with them for five minutes ago. Fuck that. I think you have a point. Alex would love it. But you know what? I keep going, no, no. Ken can stay here as long as he wants.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Well, I didn't think I was going to get the boot quite as soon as they did. You never get the boot. You just gave yourself the boot. I just took the carpet out of your room. I didn't even take it out. No, honestly, I thought you were going to be able to stay in your room because they're not changing anything in there. But since they're scraping the popcorn ceilings and shit.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Oh, yeah, yeah. And then they literally told me that, oh, yeah, we're going to need. I was like, oh, shit, then I felt bad. But then I was like, well, you can just go upstairs. And realistically, you don't spend that much time at the house. You just sleep there. So I was like, well, what's the difference? You're still sleeping in a clean-sized bed.
Starting point is 00:11:20 I don't know. It's a little bit smaller room. That stuff makes a mess. Yeah, well, get this. Get this. So I hate this part, actually, about the whole home remodel. So they start tearing into shit, right? Fucking mold.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh. Mold on quite a few walls. So I think what happened is the previous owner, there was, like, some kind of flooding. Water damage thing happened in the basement. Basement flood. You know, they probably did their best to dry whatever was visible, but, like, behind these cabinets and stuff, we can pop up pictures. And, like, behind some trim, there's, like, black mold. or some kind of mold.
Starting point is 00:11:55 You been getting that buzz? Bro, Ken's been down there for four years. Yeah, I've been down there since 21. I didn't really notice anything, but... But also, he was vaping at the time, so who knows? There it is. Just going to get the little jab right in there. No, at the time, I said.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Maybe the vaping was fending off the mold, though. It was, you know, like Fabriz, you know, does the thing around. The air was actually so unhealthy in Ken's room that mold could not grow. Yeah, so that's a pain in the ass, though, because, already going to be expensive and then now it's like okay so now we got to cut and like start you know cutting out the black mold or I don't know if it's black mold but some sort of mold some of it's black mold that is definitely colored black yeah yeah so now trimming all that shit but uh yeah what and they got to pull up all the trim that we had done
Starting point is 00:12:43 last November because I'm pretty sure those guys just literally covered over the I'm sure they just put it over it with the way that they did the work I was going to say how did they noticed that? Well, bro. Visibly see it. Well, it was underneath the trim. So I'm assuming if they pulled some trim, there was probably... They probably would have seen it, but then they just literally put a bigger piece of trim over because the new trim
Starting point is 00:13:04 was taller. They might have pulled that off seeing there's a little bit of mold and just been like, not my problem, just put some... I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. I mean, with the work that they did. With how that went? With how that one went. That was, yeah. A big project turned into an even bigger one, which
Starting point is 00:13:20 kind of sucks. So it's been... A good old rabbit whole yeah got to take it on the chin sometimes though that's how she goes dude so we uh we've been ripping uh in the warehouse for black friday appreciate all you guys checking out the site ordering like it's been it's been super cool we had so much cool stuff and a lot of orders for some of our favorite products we've ever released so the warehouse is ripping right and we have a handful of temporary people to help us for black friday and uh so i'm in there and most of these temporary people are from nearby, right? Nearby, whatever. They know who we are. But I, like, walk in, I'm trying to introduce myself to everyone, all the faces that I don't know. What's up? I'm Micah, whatever,
Starting point is 00:14:01 I'm so-and-so, and I'm chatting with him. He goes, so, who are the C-boys? You one of them? Who's this? One of the guys in there. Yeah, yeah. That's great. And so that was very refreshing, but I couldn't tell if he was serious. But he was badass. Yeah, he was just like, so, yeah, yeah. I go, Where are you from? He's like, Florida. Whoa. What are you doing here? Yeah, what?
Starting point is 00:14:23 And then apparently he just moved to Fargo, but I don't know why he said from Florida. So maybe he just moved and then applied. But it was just, what a turn of events from Florida, moved to Fargo, applied for this. No idea who we are. He's like, who are the C-boys? You one of them? I'm like, yeah, I am. Nice to meet you.
Starting point is 00:14:39 And then he's like, sweet, yeah, yeah, I got to check out some of the videos. It looks like you guys do some pretty cool stuff. And it was just like refreshing. He just had no clue. Well, anything was, nothing. He must be a busy guy. Like, how would you be working here and not just, like, take a few minutes just to, like, even check it out? It's not that hard to find.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah, he, like, checked out. Was this the first day or what? I think it was his first or second day. Oh, well, then, yeah. He checked out a few videos, but that was it. That was all he knew. He's here to make money, man. He's here to ship shirts and he doesn't give a fuck about the cloud or the noise.
Starting point is 00:15:14 But, yeah. Pulling up, he's got to be like, what the hell is going on? It's not like. We're watching the video that we filmed. yesterday unfold in front. Yeah. What's going on here? I just thought that was a funny take.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Because everyone else in the warehouse is just like, oh, what up? What up, Mike? You know, they all are pretty well aware. I've been hearing a lot of people talking about how cool it is to work for Heavy D. And they just don't realize it's Ken. Oh, yeah. It's starting to look like Heavy D. You kind of growing up the beard.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Can I get in jacked? Heavy D is kind of inspiration. So we're just trying to get. Yeah, exactly. Next time we see Heavy D when we go to Snowdy, you should just go up to him be like, I just want to be just like you. We should.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Just tell him that and see, see what he says. We should wear, like, a cutoff shirt, like a classic shirt that he wears every day. What we should do is not say anything to him, but then just try to just copy his outfits every day and then no one say anything and just see if he noticed that. Like, Ken is literally wearing the same. Cowboy boots, shorts, cut off shirt, backwards hat. I don't think, I think you're, I think you're thinking of Diesel Dave. Heavy D. Both of them do that. Both of them, but I think Heavy D is more of like a, like a, like a tacked.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Tactical pant guy with some boots. Some true work pants. Yeah. Yeah, we got to get you some tactical pants, yeah. We could, we're growing out of all these pants that you have. Even they've got zippers for the calves, but you're still up growing them. You've gotten too strong for your pants, Ken. Like you're going to have to get a whole new war.
Starting point is 00:16:34 You're really starting to sound like Dalton now. Strong like an ox. What do you mean? No, I'm just calling it as I see. It's a compliment. It's honestly a compliment. Like your legs have gotten too strong. And it's sort of all pretty bad for me.
Starting point is 00:16:46 So like, take the compliment, man. I would love a compliment right now. Think how uncomfortable I feel. Ryan's on one end of the pants spectrum, and you're on the other here. I'll take it. I'm sorry, Ryan. I wasn't trying to go so hard on you. I was just trying to be funny.
Starting point is 00:17:00 No, I love it. I love it. Dude, the workwear movement is, like, pretty heavy right now. Like, obviously, we have, like, Brunt, starting with boots. Now they have, like, so many good clothes and, like, the true work and blah, blah, blah. I was in church on Sunday, and these two just tatted up dudes, head to toe in, like, brunt, true work pants, brunt sweatshirt, freaking brunt hat, both of them. And I was like, now that's a church outfit.
Starting point is 00:17:25 These are brunt pants, dude. They're so comfy. That's actually funny. We have a brunt ad today. We're just going to run right into it now. Today's podcast is brought to you by prize picks. It's the holiday season, the best time of the year for sports, bowl games, basketball matchups, playoff, pushes, and it's all happening at once.
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Starting point is 00:19:18 navigate every corner of my mouth, all for just $18. Okay, okay. Try the season's hottest flavors from the PC Holiday Insiders Report. Please feast responsibly. But yeah, dude, they're so good. I actually do love my brunt hoodies as well. Like, obviously the boots is what they're known for, but they sent us like a bunch of gear. And the hoodies are like, I almost don't wear them.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Just obviously, like, I can get a Seaboy's hoodie if I spill ketchup on it. I go grab another one. but like the brunt ones i only have two so i'm like that's like my that's like my good that's like my good hoodie you know i know he will spill catch well i will so like i'm being selective when i wear it it's like that's my going out hoodie like if we're going to dinner like that's my nice food i had a similar dilemma because i was like this hoodie is so nice but i feel like i should lay on the ground in it because that's like what it's made for but i agree dude i can't say enough good things about that and i'm not saying that it's necessarily better than
Starting point is 00:20:16 our gear, but let's just say I'm going out with Alex and we're meeting up with some of her friends and, like, their husbands or whoever's going to be there. I just don't want to be decked out in life-wide open gear. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just trying to be a little bit more just... A little more incognito. Just chilling, you know, you show up just head to toe in your own brand. It's a little bit like... It's easier to do now because we literally have everything head to toe. So exactly. I mean, boots, pants, pants, socks. The only thing. The only thing we don't have is underwear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah, we got to get on that. Yeah, I mean, can I say the name? Remember when we were going to do? Yeah, we still have all the. We were going to do banging on D. So back in the day, when Jake, we called him banging, and he went by banging. Before we went our own ways, we were developing underwear. Like, it just said banging on the band, which is so good.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Bangin on unders. On underwear, like that's, yeah, I mean, banging. I mean, Jake's got to do something with that. Yeah, and then he left. and we were obviously going through everything when he left, but we were like, dude, what about the underwear? Like we had samples and everything. He still wears the samples.
Starting point is 00:21:25 He still wears the samples. Just think how many more underwear he could have right now if he would have just waited a few more weeks. If you were just waited a few more weeks, he'd at least have a full, like, probably decade supply of underwear. Yeah, he lasts you a long time. Poop his pants every single day and just get a new one. So how about the video that we filmed yesterday?
Starting point is 00:21:44 You guys have seen it now, We surprised Gavin, our mechanic, with a new pickup truck. But we gave him the option of taking a 2001, regular cab, long box, Shev. With an 8.1 and an Allison, the white monster. Plus $30,000 or a new GMC AT4. And to all of our surprise, all of our surprise, he took the white monster and the money, which was honestly a smart move, but we just figured it was a hard decision to make.
Starting point is 00:22:14 It was, though. He didn't really make it because Evan basically talked him into just flipping a coin. He was going back and forth on it. I don't want to say I talked to me into it. I think I just tossed it out there and floated it. But I felt bad having any actual influence. But I thought it was pretty cool to leave it up to a flip. That's hard.
Starting point is 00:22:31 He really was. And, like, I mean, I'm sure the video hasn't, at the time of our filming, hasn't came out yet. But I'm sure it gets edited a lot quicker together. But he was like 10 minutes, maybe 15 of just going back and forth, just like so torn up on it. And we really thought he was going to take the new truck, but for the storyline, oh, my God, taking the old truck is so funny. But I think the best part is he chose the old truck and then he still drove Ken's Bronco home.
Starting point is 00:23:01 I get a text last night, like 10, 15. He's like, hey, trying to get these lights on the box to work and I'm having a tough time. Is it okay if I just take your Bronco home again? I was like, you know what? Just do it. The reason why we went and got him those trucks is because his truck gave out on him in like August and he just hasn't really taken the time to fix it.
Starting point is 00:23:24 So he's been driving Ken's Bronco or a company work truck. The more I thought about, I think it was June. It's been a long freaking time to be honest. It was funny though because we did tell him, we go, if you choose the old one though, you have to drive this. No more Ken's. And then he still took the freaking Bronco home. He also told us today that
Starting point is 00:23:43 he's never gotten a ticket and we're like well like an equipment by that shit just wait now and now you're driving a truck with 26 inch wheels on it he said he's never got a ticket yeah he's fully clean driving record he was drifting the shit out of that thing though dude
Starting point is 00:23:58 he was driving the hell like he was he was one with that truck should have heard it on the inside was it loud screaming well he was cranking it I could hear it inside my truck and we didn't cut enough off the bumper so he'd crank it to save it
Starting point is 00:24:12 and I'm just there like sorry bro thought I cut enough off and the power steering pump just whining away yeah I do think he made logistically I think it was the cooler and I actually do think financially it was the better decision it depends what he does with that 30,000 dollars but realistically if he can drive this truck through the winter uh for one it makes a great storyline it's it's like a thing like if he would have chose the other one it kind of would have just been done. But for two, if he takes this $30,000 and let's just say he puts it in the stock market or Bitcoin, invest it right, it's going to be worth more, more than likely come June. And he could then flip that into a truck that he really likes. Because I don't know
Starting point is 00:24:57 if black is his favorite color or like if that truck, that AT4 that we got him was exactly what he wanted. So who knows, maybe that was part of it. But also if he's trying to like save up for a house, like you put that money in like it's going to be worth more more than likely come June or whenever you decide to pull the trig on something so like honestly I think it was the right move but but yeah now he does still have a vehicle issue because chances are that thing is going to give him trouble it looks like it is seems to be the case first night it gave him trouble he didn't even drive it home but he could also probably spend five grand to fix his truck out of the 30 that we gave him so he's still sitting with 25 you could put
Starting point is 00:25:37 in Bitcoin last night and it would already be more 35. I know it's already up 10%. Yeah, it's already up. We told him that we were like, dude, pretty good time to buy. Maybe it's up because he's been pumping. Maybe. So yeah, I think, uh, I don't know, there's plenty of ways to skin it, but they're all beneficial. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see, honestly, I think it's going to be really interesting though, uh, especially if he does invest it. I was telling him like, dude, if you invest invest this money, you could even just post like, yo, I took this $30,000. I invested into this, that and that. Tune along. ride with me and ride with me
Starting point is 00:26:09 and see where this is at in six months when I try and buy a house with it it might be worth 15 it might be worth 60 I bet it really irks our financial advisor but I love that every time we talk about investments like yeah you can invest that money and then buy a depreciating asset with it
Starting point is 00:26:25 like that's how I think about it too I'm like okay I'm going to put this money here and hopefully I can make a little bit more on it and then buy something with it well I mean if he buys a house no for sure not for sure not but like even looking at like getting more money to buy a new truck or something like that. Like that's sometimes the way I think about instead of retirement. Or I mean like realistically right now as far as the market goes, it's a good opportunity to buy.
Starting point is 00:26:47 It might stay like this for, it could stay like this for another six months and just be flat or could even go more down. But I think in the long term, not financial advice, it'd be a good move. Good for the storyline though. Man, was that a plot twist? It was.
Starting point is 00:27:02 Because we were on the edge of our seat. None of us in this room knew what was going to happen. and we really wanted to. So, like, what a great YouTube video. I did feel bad. The guy from the dealer, like, came out to, like, do all the paperwork, brought the truck. Took us a couple hours to film that to get to that point. And then it was just like, oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:27:20 He was here for, like, four hours out. He's, sorry, he's taking the other truck. Shout out our buddy, Cole, man. Shout out Cole. I did feel bad about that because we kind of all just assumed, obviously he's going to take the new truck. And then Cole had basically spent the whole day to just not sell the truck. Because we were like, we'll pay for it once he chooses, you know,
Starting point is 00:27:39 and we kind of just assumed. Right, which made sense. The good thing we didn't buy it. We didn't have a freaking truck now. And then, you know, he calls the boss right after. They didn't buy it. He goes, it took them that long to say no. He didn't know.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Imagine we spent four hours just like nitpicking the whole thing. He was just waiting around. Like, he's going to like checking his watch and shit. And I felt bad too. Like, all right, get the truck hidden. Get the, yeah. We like walk in and we're just like, well, Cole. he didn't buy the truck
Starting point is 00:28:08 he took the old one and like I was kind of waiting for him to laugh or like you know kind of like respond and it was like okay and then we're just like oh shit and then like
Starting point is 00:28:20 okay okay well uh we'll uh we'll uh we'll uh we'll be seeing you guys starts like walking out the door I like look at Ben like this we both just pull our wall it's out we're like I'm like I got 300
Starting point is 00:28:30 he's like I got two we just give him 500 bucks like here here like hopefully this kind of can help pay for your time but uh and he did say that he was like yeah it's the name of the game it is no no sale is guaranteed he's the man he's he's a good guy it's just funny i did feel bad about that but what are we gonna do just buy the truck and what are we gonna do with that thing now we just gave him the money that we were gonna buy it for yeah we ended up with an AT4 because he felt bad i don't know if we have much use for a 1500 AT4 around here i think we just get so shot yeah it would end up exactly
Starting point is 00:29:03 like the cheeto truck or even your raptor which would be a whole Or my Raptor. We can talk about that. Let's talk about that. The Cheetah gets driven way harder than your rapids. So Ev had a pretty big week. He got to do his favorite thing, which is brake vehicles, but he got to do it off camera, which is even more enjoyable for him.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Truly no benefit. Okay, well, the Miata was Jake's video. I was supposed to do a couple slides with Cody, and the car breaks itself. A little bit more understandable. Yeah, I can understand. Yeah, that one's fine. No one cares about that. really cares about either of them, but the Cheeto
Starting point is 00:29:38 truck, that was just reckless behavior. The Cheeto truck had been completely ran out of oil a couple weeks prior and it was absolutely on its last leg knocking and I was going to pull it back to the graveyard because it was completely toast. Did like two donuts on the way there and it didn't make it
Starting point is 00:29:54 to the graveyard. He just had to make sure you guys. He just had to make sure. Ev's argument is still well, I didn't think it was going to blow up. But you've been telling us for the last four weeks There's things on its last leg This thing's on its last leg What were we ever going to?
Starting point is 00:30:09 It was going to the graveyard It was on its way to its last stop You were saying we shouldn't drive it Because it doesn't have any oil in the motor And if we're going to drive it We need to put oil in it I didn't know it was going to blow up The oil pump was gone
Starting point is 00:30:21 Oh It was full of oil Me and wrench filled it up It was Dude we had a tough go with that truck Since the Since the moment we bought it And Evan got scammed
Starting point is 00:30:30 Since the moment we found it It was a 4-7 The truck did a good job It outlasted the real Cheeto truck It did Okay Dalton's diesel ram I mean And it's got a hell of a lot of lore
Starting point is 00:30:44 It does And you know what I think we We really missed out On filming and showing to the viewer Was that when we were Secretly building the Cheeto replica truck Talk about Glenn right now Well no
Starting point is 00:30:57 I thought that's where you're going And it was really When we were building the shitty replica version Of Dalton's truck Before When Dalton didn't know and we were going to surprise them with it. We were joking like, Dalton's truck's going to break
Starting point is 00:31:09 because obviously it's this high horsepower race truck. Just in general, if you're going to modify something to the moon and make a bunch of power, you can expect it to break. And drive it like he did. And you're going to drive it hard and rip it. That's just inevitable. And that's just part of the game. So we're like, watch, he's going to break this truck
Starting point is 00:31:25 and he's going to end up having to drive this Cheeto truck. And, of course, his truck breaks. And he was legitimately driving around in the Cheeto truck. Bro, he started driving that. way earlier. Yeah, it was literally like the next week he was driving that truck. It was that day.
Starting point is 00:31:40 It wasn't a daily. He had to go get a servitude belt. I thought you were going to say where our friend Glenn just wouldn't let me forget that I had purchased a 4-7. Well, that too. Yeah. He reminded me hundreds of times in like 48 hours.
Starting point is 00:31:54 That's the thing with like filming. And he laughed just as hard every time. That was so funny. Dude, he was just getting on Evan's nerves and I thought it was hilarious. I mean, I thought it was funny too, but it's like as soon as he opened. in his mouth. I already knew what he was going to tell me.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Remember that one time? Evan bought a 4-7? Yes, Glenn. We remember. You already mentioned it two minutes ago. But it's funny, though, because, like, there's things that just sometimes just don't get captured on film that are pure gold. And, like, I just think the irony of Dalton ended up driving that truck was just funny. But it really did last pretty long because, I mean, you would just beat the hell out of it just for the hell of it. Yeah, shred 80 put a good amount of miles on it. Thread 80 would drive it when he was here.
Starting point is 00:32:35 And Spenny would drive it too when he was here. So, like, it got a lot of use. It did. We found out it never, it never, uh, it never had headlights. Just had running lights, but a lot of people would drive it at night and be like, man, these headlights aren't that good. Like, oh, I think they're on. We actually probably just unplugged them because we were trying to have the running lights.
Starting point is 00:32:57 It was on me. It was really difficult to, you had to rewire the headlights with ballasts and extra wiring. and I went, ah, fuck it, it's just a beater truck. We don't need headlights. I just plugged in the C ring
Starting point is 00:33:08 so it looked cool on camera. I remember. I was driving and I go, man, these headlights are dim and I was like, yeah, right? I'm just like something,
Starting point is 00:33:16 something's got to be off and then we noticed that we're just driving without. How much was that 4-7 truck? It's like 45? That's a pretty damn good truck. Like, it kind of gave a silver eye.
Starting point is 00:33:25 I was usually, I was talking with Big Ranch, like what's it look like? And he's like, you're looking at a shitload of labor unless it's a direct swap to reuse everything. Otherwise, you just have to replace everything.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Did you say, well, Big Ridge, is it possible? And did he look at you for about three seconds ago? Well, anything is possible. I just knew. You didn't have to say it. I love what he says that. It always fires me up. I saw the twinkling.
Starting point is 00:33:48 There's a chance, Big Ranch. It's possible. That was a trust. Yeah. That's because we spent so much time on that wrap. We really. I'm pretty proud of that. Damn to your being easy to switch the wrap.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Yeah. That's what I was getting at. That's what he suggested. I have 5-7 and roll it. I think the only thing we were... Just do the wheels, the headlights, whatever. That'd actually be the better move. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:11 All that stuff just pulls right off. It's really fucked up the whole truck. Realistically, could probably wrap it in a day. Yeah. I mean, we did that. Yeah. Let's think about it. Four hours.
Starting point is 00:34:21 We could just switch the doors. We don't even need. Really the main issue with that truck where it kind of had a downtime in the middle of its lifespan with us was because somebody, it could have been, the three-wheel riding redneck left all the windows down during like the middle of summer when it rained every single day. Narnliest rainstorm.
Starting point is 00:34:41 And you wouldn't believe the smell that came out of that truck after. And all the garbage that was in there. There was a lot of food in there too. It's not, it wasn't just rain. He had some like half-eaten containers of food that after it rained and the windows rolled up, the containers of food were still in there and got all full of mold. Makes sense. That's like C.C.J.'s Me and C.J's grandpa actually just
Starting point is 00:35:03 had a car that did that. Like, he doesn't drive a car that was sitting in a garage, left a water bottle that didn't have the cap on it, and the whole inside of the car molded. Wow. That's actually crazy. Yeah. I think also the garage is,
Starting point is 00:35:16 it was like a really, like, dark, damp garage. Yeah, it was, it was, it was like an incubator for mold, basically. And knowing him, it was probably a sick car, too. It was. Oh, yeah. Oh, I was sick. His, like, super rare Corvette. Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Yeah. Oh. Yeah, like a 2012, 06. That's crazy, the one water bottle. I mean, it was other factors, but like that that was enough. Yeah, I mean, who leaves a water bottle without a cap on it? Like, what are you doing with caps? You're just taking the, throw it out of the window.
Starting point is 00:35:49 So, yeah, something to keep in mind, though, if you're obviously going to let a vehicle sit, don't let there be moisture in it. Makes sense, but. Man, I was just driving around the lot now that it was snowing. And, you know, you kind of like think as winter comes, like all your stuff that's outside. It seems worse.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I go, man, we got a lot of stuff around here. Oh, we just did an auction, too. We just sold half of our shit. I know, and the barn's already full again, and it's just. That's crazy. It just is an auction selling off 40 different vehicles, and it's like it never happened. I know. That's because all the stuff that was outside that should be in just got moved in now.
Starting point is 00:36:23 And there's still more stuff outside that should realistically be in. That reminds me. Did you two take the alcohol out of the walls in our houseboat? No, I forgot. Shoot. How many times did we mention that? No. A lot.
Starting point is 00:36:37 So who's more responsible? Do you think it broke right now, though? I was going to do it that night we signed the skateboards. I remember thinking of it on the drive over there because you had sent the text like that night and we're on the way over there and then. But I wasn't thirsty. Just absolutely airballed it. It's probably fine. We did get a few out.
Starting point is 00:36:56 The vodka should be good. I got a few out. No, we drank the vodka. Isn't it interesting when you have, let's see. Say you have a case of beer in the back of your car, whatever, in the trunk, whatever. Sometimes, just nothing happens. It all freezes up like a brick. You could get lucky.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Other times, one or two or three. Other times, freaking half or more of the case is just exploded everywhere. Yeah. So we can hope. Yeah, at this point, it doesn't matter because it would be frozen. It's just really the spring when it would get everything wrecked. Yeah, we're just got to pull them all out before. We're going to have our beautiful houseboat, guys, that we put.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Our house home. No, but I'm saying it wouldn't have a chance to mold until spring. That's probably true, but I feel like at this point it's already screwed. Like, come spring, no one's going to be in there making sure it gets cleaned, I'm sure. But I did just think of something that would be very hard or just a lot of work to integrate into this podcast. But when we talk about things like that, imagine if it just did a cutaway. And then it's us hitting the walls out, taking out the cans. Like stuff that wouldn't go into the YouTube video, but then it kind of makes this not only a podcast, but almost like
Starting point is 00:38:01 a show. Just imagine that. Like, if all these little things, like segments that we talk about that normally wouldn't make a video, then you, like, transitioned into we're there. And it's more of like a... It's hard to say because a lot of people listen to the podcast. It makes it more of a show is what I'm saying. Yeah, like on Spotify, it wouldn't make sense.
Starting point is 00:38:21 You can actually, I believe, watch on video on Spotify. Oh, okay. But yeah, no, I agree. It wouldn't be so much a podcast if we did that, but it would be more of like a show, which obviously is a show. shit ton of work. It makes us more work, but it kind of gives us the viewers more. But let's say that cutaway to us taking the booze out of the houseboat walls was just, that was the only cutaway we did in this podcast.
Starting point is 00:38:43 And it's like, if you're listening, it wouldn't be the end of the world. You know it would be funny, though. Like we'd be in there cracking jokes, fucking busts in the wall open. We'd be finding out if they exploded or not. Like, it'd be pretty entertaining. Anytime Ken's drinking is entertaining. I'll say that. Dude, anytime Ken's breathing is entertaining.
Starting point is 00:38:59 This guy is a walking fucking television. man he's just most entertaining guy alive right behind gavin shred 80 ken i think this is a perfect time for you to put the football pads on and try and i will i will break something if i try and break his neck again you need lead with his head you know how hard those studs are yeah i moved some furniture over the weekend and my my back was hurting oh yeah it was funny when ken and i were moving all the stuff out of the basement ken and i are like lifting this treadmill and we're walking We're going, and Ken just, like, chimes in, I'm paying somebody to do this for my house. The treadmills are heavy.
Starting point is 00:39:37 They are. Like, CJ and I were trying to wrestle that thing out of the basement. You know, we're trying to tip it. And then this other arms, like, going the other direction. Yeah, classic. We had to, like, ratchet strap the thing, like, so it wouldn't move. That's always the worst. When you, you're clearly trying to be careful, right?
Starting point is 00:39:52 But it's maybe awkward. It's heavy. And then you nick your, you know, trim on the door. Yeah. It was going to have a dent in it for. until you have somebody fix your trim. One of the few things I was actually staying, but whatever. How are movers, like guys that are hired to move things, not always injured?
Starting point is 00:40:10 It's a tough career. I'm sure they got lifting belts on. They're built for it, but I'm sure they may be probably pretty sore. But imagine how nerve-wracking it would be. I actually used to have to do this for my very first job. I worked at a, it was called Play It Against Sports. So, like, they sold athletic equipment. I'd sharpen hockey skates.
Starting point is 00:40:27 but then they also had like workout machines and stuff and part of the thing was like if you bought a workout machine so say you bought a treadmill you could pay and then we'd deliver it and i'm in high school and like not qualified they'd be like they would just be like someone by a treadmill and they look around hey how do you feel about uh you and tanner going and delivering this treadmill and i'm just like uh yeah i'm excited to get out of there and i get to drive this diesel truck because you know i it was like a big old Cummins, and I was like, this is sick, you know. So we get to load this thing up, but it was so nerve-wracking every time you'd go to a person's house because they're sitting there watching you. You're lifting this heavy fucking thing trying to bend it around corners and all this. And you know if you touch their wall. And I remember one time when I worked there, I wasn't working that day, but these guys
Starting point is 00:41:16 really fucked up this guy's wall. Oh, no. The guy got super pissed. And then, you know, I'm sure they had to pay to fix it for them. But it was super awkward. And I was like, I'm glad I wasn't there for that. How much you got to charge to do delivery for it to be worth it when the inevitable happens of you messing up somebody's house and then you got to pay for it? It's got to be insurance for that.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Well, if with the new treadmill I bought from Shields, it was $250 to deliver, but I'm a cheap skate. And I said, I got Ken living at my house. Why would I pay $250? They loaded that thing at the loading dock in and I saw how much my Rapper squad. And I go, oh, fuck. That was my first. I go, oh, fuck. I watch that thing go like that.
Starting point is 00:41:55 I go, this isn't good. You're driving in a wheelie. the entire way home. You're calling Ken. Hey, buddy, you didn't work out today, did you? He did. I took one look at that thing. I was like, see, you didn't want to pay shields to just deliver this thing?
Starting point is 00:42:07 And he's like, nope. Ken's calves were about to explode out of these pants. I got you for, Ken. I don't have you around much longer, dude. I got to enjoy these moments. We dragged this thing down there, and a week later, we had to drag it right back out. Oh, my gosh. The whole, like, white glove delivery is, it's kind of like a thankless job.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Because you come, you say you meet these two, fellas, they're like, hey, we're going to bring this bed in for you. And if they do it perfectly, thanks. Yeah, it was how it was expected to be done. Maybe give them a tip. I guess I remember giving them 20 bucks or something. But 20-eachie-cheats for the both of them. Okay. It's just $10 a piece. No, no, it's 20 each. But if they fuck up your walls, you're just like, what are you doing? One job? You couldn't get the bed down
Starting point is 00:42:49 to the base. I would love to see you do that, Mike. What are you doing? Two modes, either here's a bunch of money or fuck you. Get out of you. The guys who set up my bet it came free with the delivery And they set it up 180 degrees of the way it should The headboard was just like four feet tall In the middle of the room And then the footboard was just in the back
Starting point is 00:43:08 I went, well close enough, see ya You handed me a bag of screws Of shit they miss I went just see you later But then yeah sometimes white glove delivery Is like too much Where you're just like no just seriously Just get it inside
Starting point is 00:43:22 And I'll take care of the rest Like you don't need to like screw the four sides together. I can do that. Yeah, because 90% of the time it's pretty easy. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:32 It's the hard part is the 10% that isn't, though. It's like it is also like they're getting paid to like fully assemble it and like you're not supposed to do anything for it. Yep, this needs to go here.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I'll see you in 30 minutes. Yeah, I don't see any white gloves on you. So I'd stay out of this, Mr. Owner. That even is you. You got dress up in your car harvest so they think you're a part of the crew. Electrician, walking around, sipping on my coffee. Next time we get, I'm getting something delivered.
Starting point is 00:44:00 I like put white gloves on. I'm like, guys, I can help now. We don't even actually wear white gloves. I don't know why they call it that. You know what's another job that I feel is like you watch them work and then it's kind of awkward being that like you will never tip them, but it's kind of one of those things that could be tipped is. No, the people, no, what?
Starting point is 00:44:21 You can tip a subway. No, it's the people that bag your. groceries like at the end of like the little conveyor belt and they bag your groceries and they like hand them to you and then you just thanks you just peace out yeah you peace out I mean that's their job it is their job but it yeah I don't know
Starting point is 00:44:37 maybe it's just but it's similar because I remember the other side of tipping culture grocery store I'm like helping him in and he's just like no he's like don't worry about it I got it I'm like well I'm just standing here but then I feel like I get two people he's got his method you know yeah yeah like it is their job I get that I always go to the lane that has someone working at it,
Starting point is 00:44:56 especially at Central Markup, because, like, they have these shitty self-checkout registers. The ones at Walmart aren't bad, but the ones at Central Markup are so bad. And so I always go to the lane, and Launders, like, seriously, can't we just go to the self-checkout?
Starting point is 00:45:10 And I'm like, no, because one day it'll all be self-checkout. Yeah. Don't you want to interact? We can't lose all our jobs day. They're actually starting to rip those out because there's, like, so many people are stealing through those.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Oh, really? Every time I do it, I'm like... That's why Alander wants to go to them. Yeah, I love. I can't believe it, though. Every time I'm at Walmart, I'm just like, how do people just go beep and put it in the bag and then they just walk out? You think those greeters are sitting there?
Starting point is 00:45:38 They're 90-year-old greeters. They are if I'm walking out. They're checking every little thing off my receipt. You don't have to stop, CJ. You don't. Yeah, but that's just rude. I don't know. It's rude of them to stop you.
Starting point is 00:45:50 They're trying to feel like they're got something. They profiled you that you were stealing. Is that how that works? I mean, they profile everybody then. I mean, if you're 90 years old, what are they doing? I've been walking out with like a just trying to have something to do. Like a full cart of groceries all in bags and they're just like going to stop you and check everything. It's like, well, they do it at like Costco, I think a lot more effectively.
Starting point is 00:46:12 But Walmart. Every single person. Those guys are kind of on a little bit. Some of them are on a power trip. I do agree. Some of the old guys are on a little bit of a power trip. I guess I've never seen anyone at Walmart that isn't 90 years old. that like is doing it if you just ignore them and you keep walking you got to do that
Starting point is 00:46:28 you can't look at them but they're not going to be like hey get back like it's different if it was like it's different if it was like a gym workout meathead sitting there is you look like security or what yeah it looks like security and then you're like uh more likely to not steal like i feel like Walmart is losing so much money they are people stealing it's an insane amount of money right Like, if they just hired a meathead, they paid them $100,000 to stand there. Like an atrocious salary for what it would, you know, the job that they'd be doing. But they'd be saving so much money. Walmart loses $6 billion annually to theft.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Exactly. Six billion dollars. That's a lot of money. Well, one guy can't save that. Have you ever seen? $100,000, we'll save them six. No, I'm just kidding. And it's like you're paying for that $6 billion that got stolen.
Starting point is 00:47:18 How many, how many stores is there? Maybe that's a little too much, but I don't know. I don't know. Like, stores are losing. Roughly half of these losses are attributed self-checkout threat. Dude, sometimes there's like a civilian or like the Best Buy guy will like go out of their way and they'll like start getting some physical confrontation over some person trying to steal like a tackle. Like a hundred dollars. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:39 You ever see those videos on Facebook where it's like some ladies walking out and then some other like mom is like filming them and like. Have you seen the lady that tackled the guy that was trying to steal from Best Buy and Dana? a white, I think, either gave her a contract or paid for her, like, attorney fees or something like that. He hired her for security. She got fired after that. Yeah, because you're not supposed to actually stop somebody. Yeah, which is bullshit. I think if you want to, go far. But, like, I don't know, if I was a person working at Best Buy, fucking, why would you just let them fucking take it? And then they just call the cops and I'm sure they have so many. Yeah, but the cops don't do anything because the person's gone. Why risk your life over, you know, some major company? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:19 billion dollar corporation but yeah Dana White hired her because she got fired which honestly that's a great person to hire is someone that's like really about your cause I mean fucking doing something like that back to the Walmart uh person thing so Evan and I have talked about this prior like how much we dislike I hate being profiled at Walmart like because there's a lot of sketchy characters there and I'm walking out with a laundry with my groceries I'm already pissed because I had to walk around 46,000 square feet of store let me just run it through Sundays are my day to relax. All week, I'm running around, doing different things, we're working, whatever.
Starting point is 00:48:56 So Sunday I just book out to like try to do the least amount possible, ideally. And Launder always is like, let's go do a million things. And so one day she drugged me to the store and I was kind of all pissed off. You guys know how I get. And so I was just pretty irritated at the whole Walmart run. And so we go, we buy our $400 worth of groceries and the cart is just loaded with stuff. We were walking out. And he goes, hey, sir, let me check your receipt.
Starting point is 00:49:20 I just go here and just kept walking. And Alandra's like, oh my, my God. Stop, stop. And I go, he's got the receipt. Let's go. And I was like, dude, fuck this guy. I mean, I said, here, check my fucking receipt. Dude, I went in.
Starting point is 00:49:34 I paid $400 for my groceries. There's literally people who look like they're stealing around me. I'm in there in. Were you wearing your baggies, right? Probably. You knew he wasn't going to have a confrontation. I just go, I just go, here you go, bud. Check it out.
Starting point is 00:49:48 I mean, what was he going to do? Sift through all my groceries. It wasn't like at a flat screen TV hanging out the top. You know. And if you did, you would have had that on your receipt. Yeah, exactly. I was all pissed off, man. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:50:01 So what did I do? Well, she just was. What are you doing? She stopped you. Yeah, she was all like on his side. And I was like, get in the fucking car. Let's go. Get in the car.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Now you really look suspicious. Exactly. Yeah. Now I look like a dick. Get in the car. But it's the same. It's the same guy. And I walk in.
Starting point is 00:50:17 In better days, I go, hey, and he goes, have a great day. I go, see you later. Do you put your cart back? Don't want to ask to check this. Yeah, I do. I do put the cart back. I made that mistake. I just had this fun fact that I personally blew my mind.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Guess what their number one sold item? Toilpaper. Bananas. No, don't tell me. Ryan got it. Bananas. I love bananas. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:42 Of all the things, of all the things that they sell the most. of buy revenue bananas that's actually insane but you do buy them in kind of like six or eight normally is it actually bananas or is it they selling more bananas than they actually inventory people are buying bananas and then you are such a skeptic walking out the door or something else big banana what okay I guess that was made up by big banana have you heard of the banana glitch at Walmart oh shit they're just right from six billion to seven So many people are stealing that it's bringing their banana revenue to number one. I could understand how bananas would be their number one seller as an avid banana consumer.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Probably one banana a day at the least. And also bananas are, they keep them close to the checkouts. Like, if you're going, checking out by the produce is bananas are stocked. It's something that you just grab. Yeah, I just think like, use a bushel. It's healthy. It's quick and easy to eat. And the nice thing is, you can just throw the peel out your window.
Starting point is 00:51:47 when you're done. That's actually a good topic of discussion. Yeah, I know. Some people say it's littering. Is it littering? No. I think if you're driving down 8th Street in Moorhead and you throw it into someone's yard, that's littering.
Starting point is 00:52:00 But like on my drive, I drive by a wildlife preserve, an area where there's no houses. Nobody takes care of the ditch. Like, just rip a banana. That's not littering. If that banana has a sticker on it, then it's littering. It's a good point. So you've got to pull that little sticker off, then you're good to huck it. Yeah, because then the banana.
Starting point is 00:52:17 The banana peel is just going to biodegrade after a little month. Do you have to worry about spinning a car out? Yeah, if someone spins out and slittering. If somebody crashes, I have actually thought that, you know, it could attract deer and animals to the side of the road, which then I would later murder viciously with my car. I don't really think you're truly human unless you've slipped on a banana peel before. I've never slipped on a banana peel,
Starting point is 00:52:37 but I was going to say I've watched Mike slip on a banana peel. I didn't know they were actually slippery until I saw him slip on one. He stepped on it. I thought he broke his fucking knee. Like, dude, that was a gnarly fall. And both of you and I just look at each other and just start laughing. Yeah. Like, it was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:52:54 We were at this, like, music festival. And Mike was just, we were just cruising us to. What was a banana doing in a music festival? Someone was eating a banana and hucked it on the grass. And Mike and I were cruising and he just, yeah, it's damn near pulled my hammy. And, uh, yeah, it's just, it was, it did. It changed my life. Remember when Jen slipped on like raspberries or whatever the heck that was in the kitchen?
Starting point is 00:53:11 Yeah, that's true. Got to be careful. Fruit is slippery. Is it? Oh, is ice? Yes, ice is slippery as well. Remember when I made those ice skates? Yeah, that was interesting.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Didn't work. I'm thinking about trying it again, though. It's fun. I love when a homie gets a good idea like that, though. I was going to ask Ken if I could borrow his red boots. I think those would be the ticket. Those are incredibly uncomfortable if you've never tried them on. Which ones?
Starting point is 00:53:34 My big red boots. They'd be over Evan's knees. I still think they'd be the right boots for the job. Yeah, do it do. Remember when Ken got those? We were putting a boat motor onto a giant piece of ice. and Ken gets a jet ski ride over in his red boots and his Vikings coat and then tries jumping off into the lake, frozen lake.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Good times. The most entertaining guy alive. Second most. Behind GAF? Yeah. Nobody's more entertaining than Gathering. I agree. It's tough to beat that guy.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Welcome aboard via rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and stretch. Steep. Flip. Or that. and enjoy via rail love the way i think the viewer learned a lot about ryan in this podcast what they learn well don't mess with them on a sunday apparently most important people are
Starting point is 00:54:33 going to see me now like when i'm out and they're like oh fuck that's ryan but it's sunday i can't ask for a picture yeah it's not actually how it is unless it's a bad day then it is that way for real you ask ryan for a picture he ignores you he hops in his homer Oh, he must be busy. No, just floors and T-Pones you. I just got a call. It's done. It's finally back.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Oh, wow. That was fast. It hasn't been. Three weeks, five weeks, yeah. Are you excited to get it back or are you bummed? I'm excited to have it back. Alondra isn't. She isn't at all.
Starting point is 00:55:06 She hasn't like that. Dude, I straight up, I got a, this isn't Alondra's fault, but like straight up, has she ever liked a vehicle you've owned by it? No, I told her that. I said since I've known you, I haven't. I've owned like $700,000 of vehicles, and you have not liked a single one of them. It's true.
Starting point is 00:55:22 You don't have to flex on her like that. I know, I'm sorry, but I had to. I go, I have owned a fucking insane amount of different vehicles, and it's always something else that would be better. What could she possibly not like about your home? It says it doesn't ride good, and it makes your car sick. Does she like the Yukon? Loves the Yukon.
Starting point is 00:55:39 How could you not? Someone else could love it. I mean, how could you not? Yeah, it is pretty good. The Yukon. It's the ultimate white girl car. Just to you. Your defense have driven the Hummer a little bit.
Starting point is 00:55:48 It's really nice. Yeah, it's great. I think the Hummer's an awesome car. I would actually buy one for Alex, but... It's a little big. Well, it's just the electric part is awesome because she works in Fargo, so she has to drive 40 minutes. It's a little big.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Yeah, probably big for her. Maybe a Tesla would be good for her, but also I'm not really trying to buy her a car, and she's got a Kia, so the key is fine. That's what I think. I think the key is a great car. I mean, it is a car. No, it is funny, though, Ryan, because over the years, I've gathered that because you've kind of just
Starting point is 00:56:17 swapped around well you've mentioned she doesn't really like this one which I could understand the TRX the one that you had the gold wheels on that one rode like shit yeah and like I think it was more so your
Starting point is 00:56:30 alignment but when I drove that thing I was like how does Ryan drive this thing every day it was just a boat like your Jeep that thing was amazing that she did like that but then I lowered it and then it was stiff but you remember your F-150 yep that was good
Starting point is 00:56:46 That was a good riding vehicle Peak vehicle Peak Ryan That was peak ride I think you should get another one of those It was a comfy vehicle Had heated and cooled seats It was 2012
Starting point is 00:56:57 Got decent gas mileage Good vehicle It really was We took that thing to Michigan We did take that thing to Michigan We did take that thing to Michigan Seriously made a great road trip rig And there is something about that
Starting point is 00:57:06 Just a good old F150 Man you just can't come around In America Sometimes I get snap memories Of it You know Just driving around I go Pop a picture up of that, that fucking jam, man.
Starting point is 00:57:18 Two-tone. I don't even know if I have any pictures of it. Like my T-C, I would always do to, like, turn around and take a picture of it, you know, because I was like, they look cool. But, like, that year and a half, I saved so much space on my phone. I just, I fucking walked away from that thing and never turned around, you know? It's like you never appreciate what you truly have until it's gone. You're right.
Starting point is 00:57:39 It's like my first car was a 1996 Jeep Cherokee. I just didn't like it. but looking back, amazing vehicle. Amazing vehicle. That one was a Grand Cherokee. Grand Cherokee. I shouldn't say I didn't like it, but I was always like seeing like the other kids in the parking lot like fuck. Like his car is so cool.
Starting point is 00:57:58 And then, yeah. You can't go wrong with a red Jeep Cherokee or Grand Cherokee. Dude, it is funny. I was thinking about this one night. Just like a couple nights ago I couldn't sleep. I was like, I had a red Jeep Grand Cherokee, 1996. You had a red Grand Cherokee 1996. And Jake had one too.
Starting point is 00:58:13 All three read And all three became crashed Well, I crashed mine Jake rolled his You didn't crash yours I sold mine and then bought another Cherokee What happened to yours again? Yours got keyed someone was like
Starting point is 00:58:24 Fuck you I think it came Or they drew a dick in it or something Or did it had a dick in it It had a dick on the hood Yeah That's cool for Yeah that's right
Starting point is 00:58:32 You like buffed it I tried buffing it It was in there You buffed that I got You saw that thing He's like I can't wait to get on that thing
Starting point is 00:58:41 It's like when the roads are penis taking a long way home man good times i've actually been driving sydney's old jeep yeah yeah it's just like okay i mean i'm not gonna lie everyone could probably agree like the truck is just like it's cold it's like 10 degrees am i gonna just fire up the truck get it like 20 minutes to warm it up and then drive it all the way to fargo drive the jeep it's great whatever also you can't put a price on the inconspicuous like you in the f-150 like nobody looks at you the cops don't look at you you're not like any center of attention you're flying through in my first raptor really like it also that vehicle's pretty much been depreciated it's got higher mileage on it so like realistically you don't
Starting point is 00:59:23 have to feel so bad about going back and forth versus in your truck which has got what 30,000 on it like no the jeeps only got 10,000 more miles on the truck oh wow yeah she must have never drove of that thing probably just only in town much yeah it's got 70,000 and then my truck's got 60 but either way it's got that much it's got rust, some rust. So it's like, you don't feel bad about it. Do you guys remember when we, uh, we bought the matching red jeep to mics and we blew it up? God, that was good. Yeah, that was good.
Starting point is 00:59:51 That was funny. I remember those kids, too. Remember we drove down there? Like, what are you going to do with our Jeep? We're like, gonna blow it up. They're like, really? That had to have been one of the final straws of like where we, YouTube doesn't like when we blow shit up.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Did it get demonetize? I can't remember. I think it did. And we were just like, damn. So that's, that's it, huh? No more blowing stuff up. Holy shit, it was five years ago, or more than five years ago, and it's got 1.7 million views.
Starting point is 01:00:15 It's actually quite a bit of views for back then. Yeah. Not that it's not today, but we bought the same car as Mike just to make him think that we blew his car up. And also, like, I don't think I ever got any hints or, like, I didn't have any inkling that that was going to happen. But at the very moment when I saw the Jeep, and they're like, boom!
Starting point is 01:00:34 And I'm like, varying the cars. I'm one of the people that are like, when you're driving on the road and you see the headlights of, the car is passing you like i can name all of them i mean i know lots of guys can but like i saw it and it just immediately i was like that's not my jeep i'm like at least i didn't think it was couldn't fool you can't get anything past mike how you can i do have a question do you guys know what's up with jack dority that guy uh you got arrested for jaywalking i think and then he had like marijuana or something in what state in miami yeah i think they were just
Starting point is 01:01:05 arrested for jaywalking he was like yeah it was like at two in the morning or something yeah he was I'm sure he was just being kind of his cocky self and the cops are there and he just jay walked across and they're sitting there with his crew and they were just like maybe in a bad moon there's like fuck this kid we're gonna go get him and then they got him and he was like resisting I think and his guard was like hold on you know and then you can't actually arrest this guy yeah I just like I feel like he's just constantly doing things to make him unlikable is that his thing because I actually don't like there's a lot of people that I follow and I understand what they're doing but I just like I feel like he's constantly doing but Is that what he's doing? His e-bike jump was sick. You see him roll his Maverick in his front yard? That was also sick. I guess I am curious is, like, is there any love in there at all? Like, he crashes his e-bike.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Everyone is like, good. I'm glad. I have to see this video. He's kind of a helmet next time. Like, were you in his comments? I was, I withheld. I'm not a fan of him either, but I withheld. Mike is a hater in people's comments that he doesn't like, though.
Starting point is 01:02:08 I don't have caught you on that one? Yeah, we've caught him on a couple. A couple hate comments. You're like the mean kid in the comments. I just remember like the one with baby gronk like I brought it. That's right. It was baby gronk. You were going after a 12 year old.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Baby gron. You were going after a 12 year old. Well, it wasn't even. He has baby in his name and it's not after a on his video though. Doesn't matter, Mike. Oh, whatever. Anyway, I did see this TikTok of this little kid hating on Jack. I thought it was pretty funny.
Starting point is 01:02:38 He doesn't know what it's. like to face his consequences. What did I do wrong, buddy? You bump into people in the street, and then you get your big bodyguard of protecting. Everything you do, you jacked dirty, everything, you fake, everything, you rung all your videos. Rule. You rug all your videos, bro. I know that McKinley shit was fake.
Starting point is 01:02:57 I know that McKinley shit was fake. Let's hug that pillow and wishing you was McKinley. I know you wish that was McKinney. Damn. I just saw him like, holy shit, dude, this kid blamed me. The guy should be a football coach. I think part of it is rage bait. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:14 He's all about views. Like when he walks around and he does that thing where he like bumps into somebody. And then the guy turns around and then his bodyguard, like those are fake or like when he sets up the thing where he's sitting on the plane. Like that kid's got hell of money. Like at least I would imagine if he's managing all these OF girls and just all the things he's doing. He's obviously a hard worker. Yeah. I think he's, I think he is out of touch.
Starting point is 01:03:40 with reality. He grew up on YouTube. He's kind of like a young Jake Paul. Like, you know, he's just making a lot of mistakes. I could see him turning it around and becoming likeable in the future, you know, years down the line. But like part of it, I think is just rage bait. And it's definitely easy to not like. I think that's a pretty good analysis, actually. I don't know. And I mean, no, you'd have to be crazy also to think that that doesn't make money because it does. He's crushing it, dude. That kid has got to be making so much cheddar from, yeah, he's got a lot of haters, but like, He said he's made like 30 million. Ooh.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Is he live streams? Like a year or? Or 50 million in his career or something like that? Wow. I don't know why, where I saw that. Maybe that's his net worth. I bet he's made more than that. Either way.
Starting point is 01:04:24 But he's just looking to go viral. And a lot of times when you go viral, I feel like it's not for good things. Yeah. Kind of last thing. Can you think it's cool for me and I guess a laundry to still show our face around town after this weekend? Or you think? Yeah. Not everyone.
Starting point is 01:04:40 I think we stirred up something. You did stir up a little bit of drama. So we had a chili cookoff and Ryan's girlfriend, Alondra and her two friends brought a chili. There was a chili. Yeah, chili cookoff and we got drunkenly invited to it the night before. And they made a chili and did you guys win? They made the chili, drunkenly showed up. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Someone else invited us while we were at dinner. And so we said, sure, we don't have anything to do. So we went. And a lot of these people had spent a lot of time making their. chili and Alondra just threw together some ground beef and some spices at like 1130 on Saturday we showed up and won that no okay so that's how it goes I'm honestly not surprised I think what day I think the sticky situation was there was technically four people a part of this chili and there was at most two people apart of every other chili what fucking what's
Starting point is 01:05:33 the difference yeah what he we had they had more minds because you're voting because you're voting for your own chili you got two extra people that's why there was a little scuttle butt there was a little a little bit of tension about that but i think everyone kind of had a little more alcohol and forgot about it you guys were the outsiders you guys were the outsiders you rolled in and we showed up to their chili cookoff and then you know i mean they're like the nicest group of 30 people on earth you know they're pretty dang nice and so to have them get a little there's a little scuttlebutt checking scorecards and stuff like we just basically everybody at the party rated chili blindly and there's blindly okay but you know what happens when you when you went like who gets
Starting point is 01:06:18 mad like what do they say we actually because we were the new people it was assigned to us to count the scorecards because we came late and whatever suspicious suspicious right and so the girls knew there was a there was a prior understanding that you should not vote for your own chili at number one you should be honest so elandra and her two friends both voted their chili number two so kind of by a little bit okay a little bit of but they had more people voting for their own chili but totally random people who didn't know were writing notes like perfect wow god i wish i would have been there it was it was pretty electric actually um we got a decorative wine it actually it was it really good chili i think we won by 13 points there was like 300 and
Starting point is 01:07:05 60 total point or 260 points we won by 13. Let's see you guys one fair and square. And if we took out all of our points, we still won. Oh, then you won. Okay, then you would. And also I just. Pretty sick. I was like, dang, baby.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Everyone's like pretty drunk later in the night. Like, belly's full. And they're like, you know what? We got nothing to be mad about. We got a good chili out of the deal. That's hilarious, though. Good for her. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:07:30 I was really proud of her. I was like, that's amazing. Who was second place and were they the ones that were upset? They definitely were a part of the investigation crew, but they weren't upset. Nobody actually cared. It was more so just like. But they were. Trustful verify.
Starting point is 01:07:43 They're just asking. You do have to do your due diligence. Yeah. I mean, it's like we had a good time. Don't come back. We didn't figure out when next year's party is yet. Dude. So I actually had a family gathering event of my own this weekend.
Starting point is 01:07:57 So every Friday we have like within my family, we have something called Turkey games where my mom basically puts on this thing where, like, all the siblings and now all their spouses compete against each other in, like, ten different events, right? Did the little ninos? Are they out? No, the nios are out. No, the Friday after Thanksgiving. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:08:18 I was like, this is crazy. The Ben does this every Friday. Every Friday after Thanksgiving. Sorry, I didn't have that part. So anyway, I think my older brother won last year. My sister, I think, won the year before. So, like, it was my time to shine, right? And I just went into this one feeling dull.
Starting point is 01:08:37 Oh, really? Yeah. And I wouldn't say that I'm like a shining bright star every day. But this day I went into it just like, you know, we're having to do word scrambles and shit like that. And I'm so fucking cooked here. Because you're just all turkey meat drunked up, you know. Yeah, I think just a number of things. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:57 I had maybe got into the wine. Yep. And yeah, I think just a lot of things working against me, right? So I went into it just not feeling good. about it and what are some of the games i don't know bunch of different like bunch of different like thanksgiving themed games where you have to like unscramble words and then you have to like there's like a partner game where like you and your significant other have to like write down what you think that they're thinking and like games like that so you're like working with people but you're also like
Starting point is 01:09:23 working for yourself sounds fun so anyway we go into the final game where essentially my mom sets up like all these different red solo cups on like one end of the table and it's like beer pong but all the cups have like plus two or minus two and you like gain points or lose points, right? So essentially it gets to the point where I'm in dead last and there's zero chance that I'm going to win this even if I win like all the cuffs because they just pulled some bullshit
Starting point is 01:09:46 where like my brother got my brother got like to jump in the lake and gain like 50 points or whatever and it put him so far in the lead where I was like what the hell was the point of this? I started getting fired up actually. I was like, did you have the option to jump in the lake too? No, it was just him. I was like this dude just like got gifted
Starting point is 01:10:04 this opportunity and now he's going to win this game because of it and you know i'm talking shit like i'm talking so much shit i yeah like he won last year and like i've talked about my competitiveness with my sister like in golf right like i'm a little bro i'm always losing and everything right at this time i'm just like i'm cooked there's no way i'm coming back so i like put this offer out on the table i'm like all right how about this there's two cups left what if one cup is you have to go and spend a minute in the lake and, you know, like the water is 32 degrees. Like it should be frozen, but it's wavy.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Other cup is you win the game. And I was like, everyone has the chance to do it. And nobody knows which cup is which, right? So I was like, conveniently better at beer pong. I was like, you can either opt in for the chance to win the game or you can opt out and not have the chance to have to go in the lake, right? And everyone's like, I'm in, right? Love it.
Starting point is 01:10:59 Everyone did it. I win, which was awesome. And then they were all... Wait, no one else hit the winning cup? No, just me. And then they were all salty that like, oh, this wasn't fair or whatever. I was just like, you guys all had the same opportunity. So yeah, now I'm kind of the black sheep in the family.
Starting point is 01:11:16 You're not getting invited back next year, too? I don't know. They were pretty upset with the terms, but... You're going to be forced to be a judge next year? Yeah. That's what Ken got in the chili competition. He was the judge. Oh, you were a judge?
Starting point is 01:11:28 I showed up a little late, so... He was actually the lead bathroom tester. No, I was moving out to all weekend. That one wasn't bad. It actually took an hour in 17 minutes to run through me, whereas so-and-so's over here ran through me in just eight. Pretty good facilities, though. Fantastic facilities.
Starting point is 01:11:45 They had that place dialed for the event. Good. Port-a-potties. They had one of those semi-trucks, all the doors for the bathrooms. They bring in, yeah, porta-potties. That's pretty awesome. But no, it was a lot of fun. Yeah, the chili, when it comes to chili, I'd say, like, yeah, you can spice it up, like, quite literally and do all this and that.
Starting point is 01:12:05 But, like, you can't be just a basic chili. Like, when chili just taste how chili's supposed to taste, I don't know what that is to you, but. I felt bad. Like, some guys were like, yeah, that was my deer that I shot. Like, I've used my venison. Like, this one had, you know, all these different things that they were like, we put our heart and soul into them. And Alondra was like, yeah, pretty much 30 minutes in the pot, threw it in the crock pot. came over here that the guy that won last year he spent $400 on his chili and it had filet in it
Starting point is 01:12:34 exactly amazing people were doing high dollar stuff simon actually oh and we just we didn't even put in thawed meat chopped it up around some meat some good spices i had no idea londra rubbing it in oh dude it's amazing i don't weigh 700 pounds i've noticed that whenever we go over to your house like she's just got like some kind of thing to eat and it's like there's a little you know and then She's cooking something or she's got some kind of dip she whipped up. Like she's always got that going, which I think is awesome. She loves Halston. Well, did you guys see my snap story when I drunkenly stumbled into Ryan's house
Starting point is 01:13:10 and I found out that he had an absolute lute of snack? Well, did you not hear him earlier? You said he spent $400 at Walmart on food. There's two of you. That's insane. I still don't have anything to eat. Mouse. Big snack guy.
Starting point is 01:13:24 Yeah, love snacks. Snacks are the best, I think. you know bananas are too i actually have been eating bananas lately bananas are pretty good and that's where it actually came up because i've been throwing them out you know who doesn't fuck with snacks who can't tell snacks you don't need snacks you don't need to snack between your meals yeah it's like a big thing meals just water just water lift weight lift weights what the hell is an uncrustable a meal oh that that's just a small meal okay when was your last uncrustable heydays probably can only eat it's an
Starting point is 01:13:56 Crestable is like when we travel or do 24 hour challenges. When they're presented to Mike what do you eat for snacks? I feel like you eat like you like kind of some dude I'm like I like the sweets I love ice cream I don't necessarily like love the sweets like I could do without chocolate and candy but like I love ice cream
Starting point is 01:14:14 so much ice cream and occasional popcorn love popcorn what kind of ice cream just vanilla anything strawberry chocolate vanilla Rocky Road cookies and cream freaking anything I love Mint chocolate chip
Starting point is 01:14:28 Even mint chocolate chip Yeah that's where you lose me Cotton candy Like any ice cream But I've been trying to eat apples lately You ever get some caramel Put some caramel? Yes but that makes it on
Starting point is 01:14:39 Enough to ruin it I was just gonna say You add the caramel in And then you're just eating candy Yeah I might as well have an Oreo Apples and peanut butter Which is what you do Yeah I have milk with it
Starting point is 01:14:50 Every time I hop in the car with you Ryan We stop at a gas station and you get Oreos of some sort or you get chips of some sort that did happen. It's not that it did happen. It does happen. It just did happen every single time.
Starting point is 01:15:05 Yeah, I love snacks, dude. It's usually a sour candy though. Yeah, I did get a fiend for sour candy. I did get off the Sour Patch Kids. There used to be a Bryce Vine song, Sour Patch Kids and Coke. So I would have that. I would be like, oh, so long. Sour Patch Kids and Coke.
Starting point is 01:15:20 So that's what I would have. I like both those things. And then I kind of just, decided that maybe it wasn't as good so now I'm on white monsters and um it's nice it is nice it is nice seeing everyone get on the uh the white monies lately yeah white monies are legit what do you snack on ben like an insane amount of chips and salsa okay yeah ben loves chips and salsa and then i put cream cheese in it yeah cj me all just thinking about it are you still down to get that tattoo you're talking about the white monty tattoo so hold on so is this going on my thigh well originally you said
Starting point is 01:16:00 tram stamp but if you had to negotiate the tie it was on the thigh and there was an arrow pointing towards my dick that was his suggestion white monster i said okay wait what is what is this you agreed to that tattoo well hold on we were talking how much it would cost Mike said a hundred grand i said for a tram stamp that is i'm like bro i'd do it for less than a hundred what tattoo exactly the monster logo with an arrow. And, no, I think it has to say, it would also say white monster. I'm down for that.
Starting point is 01:16:32 That's funny. I'll do it for whatever I say is going to sound ridiculous, but I'd do it for 30K. All right. Mike said 100. Yeah, I said 100. Keep in mind. That's just within the realm of possibility.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Now we're talking a budget for a video. We're going to have to really milk this out. But dude, you surprised mechanic Gavin with that tattoo and you guys will be little partners. Well, dude, you know what Gavin needs on that fucking truck of his is is some monster stickers. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, he's going to buy him. On the back window, I could see two of them. That was so funny when he was like, yeah, the white monster.
Starting point is 01:17:11 Maybe I should. Dalton goes, don't put the white monster stickers on your back window. I'm like, oh, because you're against stickers on your back window. I'm like, bro, you have the biggest monster sticker on the side of your truck. It's crazy. it'll be the third monster truck in Cormoron. But there is also the rock star. Like literally a 50-year-old man that's driving around with rock star all over.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Also in like an 0-1-0-1-7 right in the pocket of perfect rock star Chevy territory. Burgundy Rudy. Antenna whips. What do you eat for snacks, Ev? Okay, I don't want to out you, brother, but last night's snack was insane. That was dinner. What'd you have? A plate of tortilla chips with cheese melted on.
Starting point is 01:17:51 Oh, that sounds good. The craft singles, the craft singles. It's the only cheese we had. Melt's the best, too. Okay, I guess I've never tried it. You've got to break it up, too. If you just leave it as a perfect square, it's more of a mess. I can't knock it because I haven't tried it,
Starting point is 01:18:05 but it just seems like shredded cheese. It's like normal. Yeah, that would have been great if we would have had some at 11 o'clock last night. That's what I'm getting is that then you just be like, oh, damn, I can't make nachos. But instead you just rip the craft single and put it on, but it's good. Yeah, it was a good little snack. A little dinner. But yeah, what do you, that was dinner?
Starting point is 01:18:23 Okay. What do you snack on? I've actually been pretty good. I don't snack a ton. I usually just rip Jen's leftovers for dinner. You're not really a snacker. You're more of like a, like, you'll drink like an energy drink or like a pop or like a Gatorade or whatever. But you're not, you're never really like buying candy or like eating a donut or anything like that.
Starting point is 01:18:44 So like I act my guiltiest one would be, uh, with Moose Tracks ice cream, caramel, chocolate, ice cream that's good yeah i still don't even do that that often because i end up like can i'm i'm all i'm in the can yeah yeah it happens to me too it's the next morning like i'll eat it before bed and i'm such a piece of shit i always take the tub with me i don't scoop into a bowl i just sit down with that whole pale you just keep going kind of i think that soft ice cream is better so the longer you have it sitting in your lap the better it gets but you also like everybody's better than the last one you got half a little tub and you're whack it, the whole thing.
Starting point is 01:19:22 Yeah, you're like, well, if I have to bring it back to the freezer if I don't finish it. Yeah, you cross that threshold of like, it's going to be ridiculous if I eat all this. And then, well, I suppose I could polish you off. Well, it's like there's only so much left to be a shame if you just put it back. Yeah, the next guy would be disappointed. I'd be the next guy, but I'd be best. I'd hate to disappoint myself. Well, guys, thanks for checking out the gear that we just dropped.
Starting point is 01:19:46 We're freaking stoked on it. I think that was Dalton's best, maybe his best. work yet. It was cool. And that was like, I mean, Dalton turns into a director here and there when the shoots are bigger. And this one was that he was full director. We gave him full creative control and the commercial turnout. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:03 Yeah, it turned out amazing. We haven't seen the final finished product of the commercial yet, but when we were shooting it and he was just like showing us what we had just done, I was like, oh yeah, this is going to be the sickest edit you've ever made. He's cooked up a lot of really good stuff. Yeah, it's saying something. Yeah, I'm excited to see this one.
Starting point is 01:20:21 We're at the local ski hill. They're pumping snow. They opened up, or they stayed open late so we could go there. We got to bring snowmobiles there. Did get to check something off the bucket list, which was right on a ski resort. Yeah. Not exactly how I wanted to, but I still got to rip up and down the runs, which is pretty fun. The vibes were still there.
Starting point is 01:20:38 It's so cool. Yeah, I always dreamed of doing that. I worked at the ski hill growing up as like a high schooler. Yeah, you always just want to do something like that. It was cool. I was bummed. I wanted to get a picture of me with the, like, the chair lift in the background. It was all icy and snow because it hasn't ran all year
Starting point is 01:20:52 So it's covered in like icicles Me sitting in my snowmobile in front of it But it was chilly But yeah, for real We've I mean appreciate everyone who's ever bought any merch ever Anyone who's press subscribed or viewed But like this is a new big moment for us So if you grab some gear like it's a
Starting point is 01:21:08 I don't know it's a monumental thing It's quality start up yeah We're very proud of it And I know you guys will be too Dude every product that we release That's building the Life Wide Open brand is, it just fires me up more and more and more. I know.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Like, you always, like, dreamed of having a brand. And now I feel like it's just like, I don't know, it's really just coming to fruition of like everything that we dreamed of. And, like, I'm just so proud of it. I was thinking that's driving today, too. I was like, dude, you know, we all get stressed out. We bicker here and there. But I was like, dude, I'm just so fucking happy at work lately.
Starting point is 01:21:44 Like, I feel like we have so much to be proud of that, like, it's just really fun. Yeah, it is. man almost a decade of hard work yeah literally just kind of shows what you what happened when you stick with it and it's just sick though like we've taken life wide open which was just a phrase that just started as like the back of a windbreaker I still remember when Mike showed us like the first windbreaker yeah oh that's pretty cool and something else it doesn't say CBOY's tv that's all it was at the time yeah and then it like just how how it grew from there and like the evolution of it
Starting point is 01:22:16 And then when we were like, all right, we want to do gear, what do we name that? And then Evan was like, there's only one obvious answer to this question because we were like, ah, should we name it something else? And Evan was like, we already have the best name ever, Life Wide Open. We're like, yeah, yeah, we do. You didn't change your mind that quickly. No, it took a while to go back and forth on it for so long because we wanted to differentiate. But then I was like, or not necessarily me, but just all of us realized we're like, dude, we're building.
Starting point is 01:22:46 building this empire and this is just another branch on the under that empire like yeah another division yeah it's just a it's just a whole other division dedicated to high performance gear for whether it's snow moto or just any kind of hard activity and then when we started seeing the products come in with the logos we chose we're like yeah i mean i can't believe we ever even tried to name it anything else i don't know why we would have either but and we had some we had a few few pretty decent names but Yeah, LWO, man. Life Wide Open Gear. It's the only answer.
Starting point is 01:23:20 This logo with the L-TAC and then L-WO with the TAC still is such a good logo. As soon as I saw it, that's where I was like, oh, yeah, that's going to be everywhere. Like, it just sparked something and it fired me up and, yeah, I'm obsessed with it. And getting people's opinion on it, they're like, ooh, like that is just something about it that it's just clean. Not that our merch isn't clean, but our merch is like an expression. of us. We can make it whatever we want, but like the gear is, it's clean. It's super clean.
Starting point is 01:23:51 We're going to try to innovate, but also just like bring you guys stuff that we would wear. So, love it. Appreciate you guys. For the everyday people buy the everyday people. That's right. That's right. Anything else, boys? Don't forget, we still are doing our GMC Denali giveaway. That's still live for a couple weeks.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Check it out at seeboysTV.com. Every $5 gets you one entry. Nice. Clean hit, Ken. That was Oh yeah. Later.

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