Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan's Hummer Accident, CJs G-Wagon Regrets, & Evan Hates Christmas
Episode Date: December 11, 2024In today's episode the boys announce their upcoming BUMZ x CboysTV Collab with Jake Sherbrooke Evan is already sick of Christmas, and Ryan does something that is a bit of a midwest staple... Hittin...g a deer with your car. We talk about how we're handling winter and what CJ thinks of his new G-Wagon. Ben Starting his streaming career, and much more! Enjoy Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get firearm security redesigned and save with BOGO the StopBox Pro AND 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code WIDEOPEN at https://www.stopboxusa.com/WIDEOPEN #stopboxpod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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He did as bad as he could possibly do without dying, I think, is what happened.
It is wild how much that guy goes to Vegas on his own.
We were literally busting through snowdrifts over the hood of the Chevy.
It's a classic bad idea.
That's the worst part about Thanksgiving is they start playing Christmas music next month.
You are such a Grinch, you know.
Honestly, I can't believe I'm admitting this publicly.
I wasn't even going to tell you guys.
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It's like you're going snowboarding, Evan.
More of a skier than a one plane.
I'm just surprised that like you are a skier over a snowboarder.
Is this like one of those rollerblade skateboarder stereotype things you're wrapped up in?
I mean, I just feel like you are too caught up in being cool that where like, like,
Dude, I wrote scooters before, like, scooters are kind of cool.
No, I was riding scooters in, like, 2004.
It just seems like, like, just, you know, from the way I know you,
you would have been way too cool to be on skis.
Everyone else is riding skis.
I don't want to be on skis.
No, everybody else was riding snowboards.
Really?
And I was.
So, do you think that's why?
Because, like, to me, I would think that the snowboarders are steazy and cooler than a skier.
It was that I was simply.
better at skiing right off the get.
Dude, Chad goes deep.
Like, skiers in general.
I kind of ruining the vibes on the mountain.
And I, I don't know.
I've been a snowboarder since I was shredding the placenta and the womb.
And the skiers kind of feel like,
it seems like they think they own the mountain.
And they think they're better than us.
Here's, I'm a skier.
Oh.
That's your, that's your crew.
All is right, dude.
And I feel like I get dogged on as a skier online.
Like, you know, I just told you I was a skier now, and you had a, you know, visceral reaction to it.
Yeah, honestly, it's kind of devastating news.
So you feel persecuted on by skiers, but then you instinctively...
I persecute back?
Right.
I feel persecuted.
Yeah, all is right, dude.
Aw, is right.
That pretty much sums it up.
I think the standard thing would be, though, like, you have a snowboard, you're in the terrain park doing jumps and rails.
and then your standard skier is just going down the normal hills.
Yeah, I just would have expected you doing.
The skiing that I did was doing the same stuff.
Snowboarders were doing it.
And I don't think there's as much hate between skiers and snowboarders that are both in the park.
I think it's just like the in general skiers are kind of lame.
I don't know.
Okay.
I thought he said in that video that beers were ruining the mountain.
I was like, damn.
That's going to make it really lame out there.
Beers again?
What's up with the sunglasses, Mike?
Dude, we got that C-Boys TV Bums Club coming up this Thursday.
Hence why we're all wearing sunglasses.
That's the hard launch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We have three different frame styles, and we kind of went with the black and red vibe.
These ones are the most flashy, but they'll be up on the website on Thursday.
They'll get you entered to win the truck, trailer, Maverick, $35,000 cash giveaway.
Pretty crazy.
We're excited, yeah.
I like him so much.
I've been wearing them inside.
I mean, all of us are wearing them inside.
What more do you need as a reason of the house?
how great these sunglasses are.
We're so excited.
It came full circle.
You know,
you guys have heard pretty much all the ins and outs of our relationship with Jake.
Jake started bummed sunglasses and now we're collabing.
It only makes sense.
Yeah, so, like, we don't, we're not, like, partners with him or anything like that.
It's not like we're going back into necessarily, like, a business venture with him.
It's just, like, a collab sunglass.
Like, no different than if...
Fuck.
I don't know.
Nike and Adidas did a collab shoe, which would never happen.
That would go.
So that'd be insane.
Dude, can we get that?
It is interesting.
Yeah, at first I thought you were way off base with Nike and Adidas, but also we are two brands.
Yeah.
It'd be like skims and.
I'm trying to think there's got to be two brands and collapse.
I was trying not to use another sunglass brand, but it'd be like us and collabing with.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's no different than, yeah, like Cletus has his heat wave design.
But yeah, we did three different models.
All of them are black and red, of course, for.
this first color scheme just because i mean it just seemed had to do it to them it's like the only way
but yeah it says life wide open on the inside see boys tv on the inside it's got a sweet little engraved
thing on the lens uh they work great i mean we've been wearing bums for i mean what a year or two now
because jake's been obviously slanging the sunglasses for a while now and we like them and uh i don't know
we just kind of like we're talking about it one day and we're like well why don't we do this it'd be
it'd be good for everyone and uh we're just pumped to to you know be back working with jake i know
no kidding it came full circle on us really absolutely maybe next week after the launch we'll have them
come on and we'll talk about how how it went we can go dive into the story a little more uh but yeah
for now keep an eye out for these next thursday or this thursday two days from now
yeah for now just keep your eyes out for thursday happy snow squall boys i didn't
thing it'd come this early.
Dude, I didn't either.
What's a snow squall?
Yeah, I got the alert on my phone.
Is this early?
I think this is when we're supposed to get snowing in it.
I just remember.
So basically, maybe we should start with the definition of a snow squall, I guess.
But it came through our phone like amber alert style.
I know.
It's just freaking,
it's snowing outside.
Big deal.
Yeah.
So here, a snow squall is a sudden moderately heavy snowfall with...
Moderately heavy?
Moderately heavy.
But it's more the wind with blowing snow and strong, gusty,
surface winds it often is referred to as a whiteout but it kind of just is a flash but we'd never
heard of a snowstorm we can't call it a white out anymore yeah true maybe that's why they did it because we'd
never heard of a snow squall until last year it sent us that like amber alert type went off on everyone's
phones like everyone was going to die so when that amber alert message goes through the snow alert
yeah when the snow squall alert went through me and cody we're standing right next to each other
both of our phones are going off.
We just look at it quick, put them in the pocket.
And then we just keep hearing this alarm going off.
And then we get, like, the full report read to us in a robotic voice.
And we're looking at each other, like, what is going on here?
We turn it off.
And look across the shop.
The lights weren't on yet.
One of the Starks is lit up.
What?
No shit.
The phone got the snowfall.
The phone that is the dashboard of the Stark.
Yeah, got that alert and gave us the information.
but how cool is that like if you're out riding
give you weather alerts yeah i mean i'd assume if you had a tornado it would tell you
the tornado was coming maybe you probably already see that but yeah we just we learned what a snow
squall was and and i don't think that it should be a notification on everyone's phones like i think
that was pretty weak i think the standard like weather notification that pops up like with
weather bug or like you guys remember the last time that we've had i mean granted we're much more
prepared and also much more used to driving in unideal conditions but the last time that oh my gosh
the weather is so bad i can't go anywhere i never i remember one and it was because my driveway
would blow in you guys had to come and rescue me with jake's truck on track which didn't make it
which is pretty impressive but that's like a driveway it's really not a road kind of blew over
more so from just the wind but yeah i'm saying like you couldn't drive on public road
roads there was so much snow or it was so rainy or something i guess i haven't had a deal with
that maybe maybe one time but i think we had a thanksgiving snowstorm a handful of years ago that
shut down our freeway for like overnight yeah but they shut down the freeway for pretty you know
not up north by us they don't have to open but you can always take other roads i'm imagining like
that's never happened to me either but like in in tahoe when they get like four feet of snow
yeah i think you're legit stuck got to stay
Dude, remember when we were going out west?
And Ken goes, because Ken's always can be, not always can be,
but can be a bit of a pessimist sometimes when things are happening.
And so we were young and we wanted to go snowmobiling out west.
And he goes, you won't even make it to Jamestown,
which is like a small city, about two and a half hours, three hours from us.
And we're like, whatever, Ken, we're driving through the night,
through the snowstorm to make it to the mountains.
And we got to Jamestown and they closed the interstate.
And then we went around the interstate.
almost it was actually like sketchy it was a classic bad idea three feet of snow busting left and right
off the road like all right we're taking we're getting a motel yeah we got to the next city like
if we just stayed on the interstate it would have not been that bad but they closed it and it would
have not been that bad you could just driven straight down the four and a half lanes of road and it
you would have made it there but we had to take these back roads that were curvy and like
out through the fields we were literally busting through snowdrift.
over the hood of the Chevy with the trailer behind us.
The 30-foot trailer.
Couldn't do that and afford.
Probably not, dude.
Actually, I do think the trailer saved us in that.
I think if you'd just been a light pickup with no like momentum and weight on the back,
stoved.
I think you would have gotten stuck, but I think the loaded down trailer pushed us through a lot of it.
Like a freight train that's clearing the tracks.
Yeah, literally, that's how it felt, dude.
We got to have some videos.
I'll dig through my snap memories and see if I can find some, but it was intense.
Man, I hope we get a lot of snow this year around here.
Damn.
I hope it waits like a month so we get good ice first.
I feel like it's too late for the good ice.
I feel like it's gone.
No, we got to get a good foot of ice.
Well, your good ice is just glare ice.
I'm talking like a solid foot of ice before the foot of snow gets on top of it.
So we can go fishing.
Yeah, we do talk about it a lot, but like the odds of getting perfect glare,
picturesque ice, no snow on it, they're not high.
The fact that we had two seasons in a row like that.
We were spoiled.
Siege, I heard you say that you're kind of liking winter this year.
Yeah.
I am.
I'm enjoying.
I don't know why.
I think the cold is.
That's awesome.
We got our first snowstorm like three hours ago.
Man,
I love winter.
No,
I didn't,
I said it before that.
I just said it,
I don't know,
a few days ago,
I know when everyone was eating lunch.
I don't know.
I'm just like,
I don't really mind the cold.
And it just gives me energy.
It just gives me like,
I don't know.
I'm just sick of being hot.
I was just hot all summer.
And just like,
when you're hot and just like,
drag and dick,
you kind of just like,
I don't know,
it's not fun.
I don't like it.
enjoying winter cold i've even been listening to some like christmas songs on my way home and work
you know really just trying to get in the vibe you know in the mood because like next thing you know
christmas is going to happen and then it's like well can't listen to a christmas song for over a year
now that's the worst part about thanksgiving is they start playing christmas music for the next month
you are such a grinch dude such a great like is it that surprising to the listener or the viewer
to find out that you don't like christmas i think if we took a poll that you would be in the
minority of being like, I'm pumped to listen to Christmas music for a full month.
So you're telling me you don't, it doesn't make you happy at all.
Maybe like, and I get you in like the mood, like, oh, I like Christmas.
Like during the Christmas festivities, yes, but not when it's still November.
Well, it's December now.
Well, I, right.
I'm just saying they start on Thanksgiving.
How do you feel about it in early December?
It's just two days early?
Early December, still pretty early.
Like I said, about a week.
That's fair.
Seven to ten days of the holly jolly music.
It's about what I'd expect out of you.
I thought of an interesting thing how you're, like, love in winter,
and then you're talking about Christmas music.
It is weird that Christmas just does hit harder when you have snow.
Yeah, it does.
Even Thanksgiving, I thought.
Christmas in Florida, probably great.
Christmas in Texas, probably great.
But, like, it doesn't hit quite the same without snow.
So even when we don't have snow.
First off, I just want to say, comment down below if you're on my side where you like Christmas music
or if you apparently don't like Christmas music and you're on Evan's side.
because you didn't say you didn't like it you made clear this up real quick i didn't say i don't like it i just
30 plus days is too much of it 10 days tops okay 10 days tops yep okay yeah i know Alex and i tried
watching a christmas movie uh last weekend and it was like taking place in texas or something
like a place where there was no snow and we got like 10 15 minutes in what the frick is this like
this doesn't this feels like a like a Halloween movie oh yeah it was weird we just end up
turn and switching something else but i think that's the one thing that would really throw me off
if we ever move to a warm place you kind of associate holidays with seasons especially christmas
yeah dude it's got to be it's got to be snowy you got to get stuck in an airport yeah you got to get
the snow squall notification minnesota would be a good place to visit for christmas for sure or really
any of canada is there any christmas movies up here i feel like minnesota just gets like overlooked
probably like the midwest like minnesota north dakota south dakota i don't blame them for
South Dakota but like no movie ever takes place in South Dakota like they'll be in Wisconsin
all the time yeah one thing I mean I'm sure there is because I was I was thinking of this the
other day that like we're going through you go on to Netflix or Hulu or whatever and you see all
the pardon my French shitty Christmas movies well they have one association with scary movies
like scary movies are literally a dime a dozen and they're easy for them to suck because there's so
many and then Christmas movies are right after that they just are like what should we do
scary we did the scary one last time let's do a couple of Christmas movies and then they're
just bad like Hallmark bad yeah sorry to diss on Hallmark but I'm pretty sure all of their
movies are like they look like they have a budget of like a couple thousand bucks
their greeting cards are all right yeah oh yeah I agree with that that's pretty crazy they
what a business I mean they're they're doing greeting cards and they even got their own channel
they got stores with knickknacks and whatnot my grandma loves hallmark yeah you guys get anything good
on black friday bought an ipad an ipad i've always wanted to be an ipad kid i kind of miss that so
you see that uh ben bought an xbox oh dude that's hilarious yeah ben's not here right now he's on
vacation but yeah i i think this is a funny story that we could maybe tell because from our
point of view it's it's very entertaining i agree knowing ben it's hilarious and i mean i'm happy
for him that he finally got an Xbox
or whatever. He kind of missed the wave. He did have
an Xbox 360 growing up, but they had like
maybe two games. Right. And that was
10 years ago? No Xbox Live, none of that. So like it's not really an
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well they talk about it in our group chat and all this and no dude i got to say ben threw this out of the blue
and then got everyone fired up ben said he's like boys i just feel like i need something to just unwind
and i i'm so invested in work that i just need like a hobby and then he really then he talks
about getting an xbox and we're just all like dude if you get an xbox we should definitely all
play so then all weekend we're like dude ben when you get in your xbox yeah you got one but
I don't know.
I'm just curious.
What the fuck has even opened it?
But yeah, it took him forever.
And he's like texting us.
He goes, where are we dropping boys?
And we're like, yes, you got it.
And then he's like, no, no, I just am excited.
And we're like, dude, what are you doing?
I saw he bought one.
But yeah, whether he set it up or not, but even if he did,
I think it would go very similar to the way it would go for me.
If I went and dug my Xbox out of the closet and hooked it up and got live and was ready to play,
I think he'd play for maybe an hour.
and then I think he would be like, all right,
and then he'd set it down,
and then he'd walk away and he'd go,
all right, I'm good.
I don't need to play that anymore.
You don't think he'd at least try two games?
No, I'm saying you'd play for an hour.
He'd play two.
Damn.
I'm predicting that the first night he's going to play it,
he's going to hype everyone up,
like we're going to play some games,
he's going to hook that thing up,
and get hit with like a six-hour update to download any games
or anything to play.
So the first time he's committed and ready to do.
do it. He's probably not going to play that day. He's going to be so behind the ball, too.
Like, he never played online, really. Like, he just would maybe play when he's at
friend's house. He's just going to get. He's probably going to have a hurt. He's probably going
to have a Cheeto gamer tag. We were, like, stressing him out. We're like, dude, it's got to be
like good, creative. We're not going to help you, but it's got to be good. I just know he's
going to walk away from him and be like, I got nothing done there. And Ben likes getting stuff done.
He likes playing the game of real life. 100%. And that's how I, how I look at.
at life too it's like won't you just treat life like do do the thing you know i don't know
which is easier said than done but like he's going to think but yeah that's why would i play a
fictional thing that's why he wanted it was to disconnect but i do agree that he's going to be like
i think he's going he's like i can't get anything done doing i don't know if video games is
relaxing though like is it especially dude actually i think it's the opposite it's adrenaline
yeah it gets you like going like when i think about me hopping on the new call duty i used to
play like i legit i would always reach to match max prestige on call dude i just loved it
yeah me and my buddies were always playing 10 prestigious on every call of duty game not everyone but
i would say i mean for sure a couple dude i'd say half i'd say half i feel like i i'd hit the max
fair share of call of duty and i'd make like fourth fifth six prestige oh i'd have 20 days
20 days you know i'd say you're you're like time played like i'd have 20 days played obviously the
Throughout over a whole year and then the new one would come out, whatever.
The day's meter definitely shows like cold hard truth.
That's just you in game time, though.
That's not even crazy.
But your prestige, like I played a couple call of duties and the farthest I ever made
it was like six prestige in one of them.
So my point though is like I think I'm pretty good.
Like I could probably catch back up, although the new one looks way, way faster.
But like I know I'd have to sit in a chair like this.
You know, you can't really just slouch.
on the couch.
It's not like watching the movie.
Yeah, you can't really slouch.
Like you got to be like focused, have like a, you know, a pretty appropriate size monitor,
not too big.
And then like be ready.
Have the right headset on so you can hear people coming.
Otherwise it's just, you're just going to get wrecked.
And then it's not fun.
Yep.
So it's like it's an, you're actually doing something when you're doing it.
Like you're, you know.
The one thing that can make it a little more fun, even if you're sucking ass is if you're in the
lobby with your buddy.
Yeah.
No, for sure.
That was the.
That's what I always did, dude.
Like, my buddies growing up, we're all sweats, really good.
And then I just joined in and, like, sucked.
You had real bad internet.
Oh, I bet.
You have shit internet.
That's not helping.
Yeah.
I was just there for the, to be a part of it.
Yeah.
I think CJ and I, maybe not met, but we played together on Xbox Live.
I remember, Montermorefare 3.
I was like, damn, dude, I'm playing with CJ Lotzer.
I used to think he was so cool.
For real.
Dude.
I went to a freaking lame school up north, dude.
All the guys down south, they were cool.
I remember when you were like, dude, we copped an invite from CJ to this, like, you know, West Fargo or whatever, Fargo party.
And then we like went.
No, it was great.
We were stoked to be there.
You and Beerson were kind of like the, what up?
I don't know.
The dudes and we're like, dude, these are the dudes.
Yeah, pretty crazy.
Yeah.
You're sitting on a white couch just bossed up.
Makes sense.
Maybe we're looking at this.
He remembers the couch, bro.
I don't remember it.
Dude, we might be looking at this back.
Backwards, Ben might just start streaming.
That would be the only way that I think he would actually be like,
he should, dude.
You imagine him sitting there?
Honestly, you know what?
He would be really entertaining because he's such a Bambi,
you know, such a new guy in this whole scene.
I would love that.
Like him figuring out new stuff,
he's always asking questions that we might roll our eyes at
because it's pretty obvious, but.
Yeah, I think he'd be, he's good at thinking out loud.
I feel like I could maybe get into it if I was streaming
because then it's kind of like, okay, this is coming over into real life a little more, you know?
Yep.
And back to the aspect of you're hanging out with someone.
You're not alone.
Honestly, I can't believe I'm admitting this publicly.
I wasn't even going to tell you guys privately.
Oh, my.
So there's this game that I, that came on an old PC a long time ago.
It's called SimCity.
You build a city, draw the roads, infrastructure.
It's really fun.
For some reason, really loved it when I was 10 sitting there on my computer the other day.
And I'm like, oh, I can download this on.
steam and play it again they have new versions so i was like well we got a couple days off going
on the weekend so i downloaded i'm all excited to play played for like you know probably 10 hours
over the course of four days and on like the second day alander looks me goes you're missing out
on life around you like i'm getting all this new stuff what are you doing you're just gaming
and i was like damn dude three days of gaming and i'm already getting trouble for it like i didn't
make it very far can't you go to the bar with your friends yeah yeah go do something productive
Didn't make it very far.
Like watch a movie.
Oh, that's funny.
It's my embarrassing story.
Dude, I got to throw a couple plugs out there really quick.
You know what else?
This is funny?
Yeah.
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If you haven't listened to it, you just got to go listen to it.
It's so funny.
So many responses from people.
They're like, dude, got to be the funniest one you've ever dropped.
Just laughs on laughs on laughs.
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So if you go to your local Zumi's and they're not in there, you can ask for them for
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we're still in zoomies and you guys are still crushing it thanks for all support you can buy
this here deer shirt uh in honor of me hitting a deer with my car yeah first ever deer
really yeah been in the shop for a while now i got to drive home a little farther it's darker
at night more probability of hitting one i know and i was going and i was paying attention
of the road and just like high beams on driving looking it was just boom like not even a chance
to hit the brakes he was just that deer was full sprint for like the left front quarter of my car
and uh yeah i looked at it and i was like oh it's not that bad you know ha ha my first deer
it'll cost a little bit of money and i'll get her fixed and back on the road bro that was like
four weeks ago sucks yeah the end the light at the end of the tunnel what's the price on
getting that thing fixed well
I brought it in and they said it wasn't going to be
bad Ken again the pessimist said
he was like oh it's going to be 20 plus
grand I'm like there's no fucking way
all I did was break a bumper
yeah and uh so
my first quote was like 6500
bucks and I was like damn that steep
but like I you know we can manage with that
that it was a thing that happens
well then they dug into it more
they found more parts broken and I just
got a text today
said smoke with
spoke with Brent
at GM parts he's waiting on two parts
headlight ships
December 13th and a part of the grill
which strips December 12th
so that puts me another
10 days from today
or so now you're driving Ken's Bronco
I know dude that's probably the worst part
What not lightly and not lately
Not lightly
I mean we can hear his exhaust when you pull out the driveway
You know that thing's so fucking loud
You were pretty heavy foot
Oh, when I left today, yeah.
It's probably fine.
Oh, yeah, I ripped out of there.
Ken was like, is there a reason Ryan's ripping on my Bronco?
That's what he said.
He looks over at everyone as we're eating silently.
That's funny.
Ken's been really generous with that thing.
He has his cyber truck.
That's his daily.
The way he lets Spenny.
Yeah, just absolutely sauce on the drift track with it.
And like getting reckless, like flying off the drift track, fully whicked.
And they're tough, but it is, it's just one, it's like one.
thing seeing someone else
10 out of 10 rip on, yeah, your vehicle.
It's kind of cucky.
I don't think we...
I knew that's where you're doing today.
No, okay, I don't think it is.
He lets Jake drift the side of the truck.
Spenny on the Bronco.
It's not because, like, everyone still asks, like, whoa, I can't believe can let us do
that.
So it's like, he's still on that end of the spectrum.
True.
Maybe he just doesn't want to say no.
Spenny was tripping.
He was like, dude, I kind of just got carried away.
Like, do you think Ken's going to be mad?
And then I just, like, mess with them a little bit.
I'm like, yeah, dude, like, why are you going that hard?
He's like, Ben made me.
You ever been in a situation like that, F?
No, no.
Except not with a car, obviously, like a woman.
No.
Not on either end.
Neither end.
I kind of assumed he'd only be on one of the other ends, but yeah.
Yeah, now I do feel kind of bad because I did kind of rip out of here while Ken was sitting here.
No, man, I drive it pretty nice.
I've been pretty easy on it
except for that one time
very recently that I was caught
ripping on it
but bro that exhaust is so fucking loud
you can hear in the next county over
I'm surprised Ken has an exhaust on his bronco
dude I have to put it in the quiet mode
every time and like I like loud cars
my tier X was loud
my freaking everything else is loud
but no his quiet mode is like as loud as my loud
mode yeah I was surprised
that he put the exhaust on too
so on startup sounds good though
defaults to loud mode
uh no it defaults a normal
if you put it in loud mode
It's like, really, oh, yeah.
Thank you, Ken, for letting me drive your car for now going on a month and a half.
So it's pretty generous of them, but it's been pretty crazy.
Like, I'll drive around.
Every, like, you know, Yukon, Denali that I pass, maybe an escalade, you know, good-looking moms behind the wheels.
Every single one waves at me.
They like it.
Bro, I'm getting waved at.
I park at the C store and, like, someone will walk.
You're Ken.
Yes.
They'll, like, walk up to the door and they'll be all excited.
And then I get out and they're like, oh, hi, sorry, I thought you were someone else.
And they turn around and drive away.
It's crazy.
Like on more than one occasion, it's happened.
I believe it.
So I don't know what Ken's doing in that thing, but something.
He's becoming a legend right in front of our eyes.
Yeah, no kidding.
I love that.
That's not the first time that's happened in any of his vehicles, anything associated with him.
I'm just glad that like none of the guys have mistaken me and, like, trying to run me off the road or something like that, dude.
Yeah, just wait.
Better get out of that thing, dude.
No.
Why do you think he loans it out?
It's funny, actually, I've never gotten more attention in a car than driving that G-Wagon around.
Yeah, that'll do it.
It gets more attention, more people asking about it.
I like it.
It's cool, but, like, I don't necessarily think it's that cool.
I kind of just, like, did it because it was an easy little swap out for the GTR.
Well, probably different, though.
Not, yeah, I just never see them around here.
Yeah, but it's timeless, too.
People, there's just something about it.
Girl, like, especially the women, though.
But, like, Alex's coworkers, CJ really got a job.
G wagon like everyone is so interested i swear you could buy a Lamborghini no one's no one cares about
about that but the g wagon is just so like clouded almost due to like celebrities yeah and like the
Kardashians and people just ripping around on them for so many years but even i go to the gym like every
time i've driven into the gym someone asked me about it really that's kind of cool i feel like it's just
a known vehicle like your gtr people that like cars know but everybody knows what the g wagon is
not my grandma knows what the g wagon is yeah it's just it's surprising
And if you don't know what it is, you kind of like want to.
You see it on the road and go, what is that?
What is that?
Other than Christmas music, do you feel like you have to listen to really hardcore rap music?
Yeah, I mean, when I'm in there, I'm for sure listening to like a rap playlist.
For some reason, I imagine you like listening to like a symphony doing like donuts in a parking lot.
I had that thing is so throaty, that twin turbo V8.
But yeah, that's what I imagine.
Like you're just ripping and then in the inside like, do, do, do, do you.
I was listening to some, like, Christmas jazz because Alex had it already queued up on my Spotify.
And I felt like I was, like, a whole other person driving in that thing.
Like, I was living a whole other life.
Yeah, all of a sudden you look down, you're wearing a scarf.
I'm wearing a scarf and a suit.
Where these mittens come from?
The leather driving gloves.
Yeah, the thing is sweet.
So, Ben's Euras is sweet, too.
Is it living up to the hype?
I think it was really awesome right away.
Or, like, it was cool right away.
And then I didn't think it was like a Jeep, but the more I drive.
the more it starts to feel like a jeep with like the like a wrangler you know like like the
i just don't like the wheelbase dude somewhere somebody that designed a jeep absolutely just got a race
and like i mean just like the jeep a jeep no i mean just like the wheel base and then your seating
position and the windshield is what makes it feel that way and it's like still kind of small in
there versus like you hop out of my raptor and you go to the g wagon the raptor is way
wider longer wheel base like you can fucking rip around in that thing whereas the g wagon you still can
rip but it's dense little square nug different it feels a little more jeepish i see what you're saying i'm sure it's
way better than a wrangler or a rubicon or whatever but uh well certainly yeah the more i drive it the
kind of more i realize just like the way you're sitting in it and whatnot like you realized you
bought an SUV a not a truck yeah i mean it's it's definitely going down the road in in the spring
really i mean i like it but like i'm not
By any means loving it.
I think you, like, legitimately have driven a vehicle longer than anyone has as far as the
Raptor.
So you are the most used to that wheelbase makes sense.
But I'm trying to think, like, CJ's driven that Raptor for a while.
And, you know, when that Raptor gets a little too dated or breaks, you'll probably just get
another Raptor.
Yeah, 100%.
But, yeah.
But I'm not talking crap on it, but it means, like, it's a great car, but it's a cheapish.
I mean, as you, it's not a lot like a Jeep, but it is pretty similar.
Do you think you'll ever get ducked?
What's that mean?
No.
Although, have you seen the new trend?
Duked.
And when you drive, yeah, yeah.
But have you seen the new trend, like some of the more masculine men are like,
screw this trend?
And then they, like, put a dead, like, mallard duck on their jeep.
You know, some of the granolas are kind of like,
that's the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my life type of thing.
All right, the wheelbase is 113 inches on a G-Wagon, and it's 96 to 118 on a Jeep.
So it is pretty deep Jeepish.
Within a few inches of a Jeep, I wonder what a Raptor is.
Lord Raptor wheelbase.
It's got to have an extra foot or two.
145.
So, yeah, like two feet.
You feel that, though.
You feel that just like driving down the road, it's more stable.
Well, especially in the winter when you feel like you could spin around.
I feel it in Ken's Bronco, too.
Yeah.
I got some new wheels coming for it, so, like, it'll be a little wider stance.
Hopefully that helps a little bit.
When's the exhaust coming?
I don't know if I'm going to buy one.
They're like 10 grand.
What?
Get a couple of cherry bombs at the park store.
I thought about that.
Like, I'd be more likely to have Gavin just custom weld me something, but I don't want it to be, like,
super loud.
I just wanted to still have the valve, but he could realistically maybe just remove something.
You could flip a down pipe or something like that.
Yeah, I can't justify 10 grand for it when it's probably going to be.
that's pretty crazy that's just a crazy amount of money for exhaust yeah you can pretty much chalk
that up like any supercar or car of that caliber needs exhaust 10 Gs every time or more what did the
Kardashians crash when they were in the mountains they slid off the road in some i wonder if it was a
g-wagon i think it was a suburban like on the past that wouldn't happen to a Chevy wouldn't go
well i said they slid off the road they could have driven right back on expedition or an excursion or
something well chevvies will find the ditch they just find their way out of the ditch yeah that is true
You guys see that video of the NASCAR Camry Pace car crashing?
No.
I want to.
What the hell?
I wonder how many times I never even thought about the Pace Car crashing because it's like
It's fucking in place.
It should be impossible, dude.
Who do they got driving that thing?
Classic statement, you had one job.
That's it.
Turned right.
Yeah, I'm like kind of confused because the Pace car is like the guy is supposed to keep things
pretty safe.
So he just like, he realized he's supposed to be off.
Oh, no.
crashes into the fucking
oh my goodness
I mean
yeah that was pretty dumb
he definitely
panicked out
yeah
and then
yeah I think he was supposed
to go off earlier
and then just didn't
like it looks okay
yeah I mean for all we know
he had some guy in his headset
going turned out get off
get off you know he might
he got forced into that panic
I think he's still probably a good guy
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one
he's gripping
I just wish we could get, not hating on Toyota and Camrys.
I wish we could get a cooler pace car for, like, the motorsport.
We can't always be a Camry, is it?
He more just clipped that first barrel, which was the mistake.
I suppose the barrels are there for.
I'm just trying to turn up the entertainment value.
Maybe there was a bet going in Vegas.
Like, what are the odds that pace car crashes?
He bet on it.
Dude.
Think of what the payout on that would be.
The odds of that is so slim.
Isn't that a thing with streakers?
Like, people will just hammer that there's going to,
be a streaker at a game and then they'll just pay
somebody to streak and then make money. That's pretty smart.
That is pretty smart. Is that legal?
It's not illegal, but prove it. It's probably some, yeah, right.
Obviously, the, the streaking is illegal, but like, if you're just
a bystander, I assume it's got to be illegal.
I think it's illegal to gamble on something you would have any involved in.
Yeah. But I don't know how they would.
Whatever that charges, but the streaking one seems, yeah, I don't know.
You probably get away with that. Probably harder if you're like the hockey coach
betting on your own hockey game or something.
They could probably connect that.
that to you easier that your son plays in
well there was those refs back in like
the I think it was the 80s or the 90s
that got caught they were betting
they were all in games yeah and they were like
oh yeah basketball right
yeah they could literally like just through
refereeing could make a game
you know a 10 point game
difference or like really down to the wire
they were like involved with the mob correct
yeah oh shit big big gang ties that's pretty
pretty crazy or a deal wow do you guys
It's kind of a little embarrassing to admit as a Minnesota Vikings fan and whatever,
but I feel like JJ's got to have more yards this year on pass interference penalties.
I feel like once a game, he picks one up.
And I always kind of look at it.
It's just the way she goes.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh.
Like I just think something like it sucks, you know, when you watch a team and you're playing them
and they get like a bullshit penalty called on you and you're like, wow, that really
sucks and it affects the game.
And then when it's on your team, like the other way around you benefit from it.
you're always like, ooh, yeah, I feel a little guilty about that.
They're just having to go so hard on
because he's one of the best receivers in the game right now.
It's very true.
So, like, they can't keep up with them,
so then they have to try and kind of cheat,
and then they either get away with it
and it benefits them or they get called,
but I'm sure not everyone here is big Minnesota Vikings fans,
but, like, it is pretty nice having JJ,
even if he's not getting thrown to because they have to cover him.
Even if they double team him,
that just leaves another person open.
Yeah, he's like the highest paid decoy in the league right now.
Either he makes a legit play,
or you just take somebody off.
Yeah, so it's super bent.
It's great.
All the past interferences are a form of flattery.
He really is good, though.
Have you guys seen this video?
I figured I'd play a couple that I've been savoring.
This guy builds his own helicopter.
Oh, my God.
Oh, dude.
What was he thinking?
Actually, what was he thinking?
I love how fucking chaotic this is, dude.
Like, he's actually like I'm going to fly,
and you guys that are listening,
it looks so.
So janky.
You know, like, when someone builds, like, a drift rike with a predator motor on it, that's what it looks like, but in helicopter form.
Oh, he's got it.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Just wait for it.
Yes, he does crash.
And then he takes, oh.
Oh.
He was, how high was high.
Dude, they got the paramedics there and everything, the fire department.
Like, 72 years old.
Is that what it said?
Yeah.
Yeah, right on it.
I love him asking, how was the landing?
Wasn't that great?
Wasn't that great.
What does the caption say?
Who would have?
Asked that.
The caption says,
Oh, he asked that.
Oh.
Grandpa built a helicopter,
flew it with no experience.
That also is crazy.
He offers lessons on fun.com.
Okay,
I don't know if that part's true,
but he was literally 150 feet in the air or higher.
I don't know how high that is,
but like way too high to be doing in that.
Thank goodness they still got the crash on camera.
I watched this clip so many times just trying to go,
is this a dummy in an RC?
But, I mean, with the real paramedics,
I do believe it was real.
But it just almost doesn't seem to be really.
I think he's good.
That's bad, dude.
It's so violent.
Yeah, yeah.
Just like, seriously, if you're going to build...
Who let him do that?
Right?
At some point, you've got to step in and take Grandpa's pilot's license away that he doesn't have.
Get damn man out of the helicopter.
Yeah, like, okay, if you're going to build a helicopter and fly,
you have to already have your helicopter license and be, like, a helicopter
mechanical engineer.
But, you know, I think some of these things are so light.
Like you can build those ultra-light planes that aren't planes
and you don't have to have a pilot's license to fly them.
Right.
Yeah, because the buddy that was...
No, I'm not saying...
What was it called where we had the boat and he was like...
I'm not saying rules-wise, though.
I'm just saying, like, you got to have some experience.
So if you had your license...
Or we're on your way...
On your way to getting your license.
Like, you can't just fly.
Yeah, but I feel like there's no way learning on that thing can be any easier
than learning in a real helicopter.
That's true.
I bet it's harder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got to be.
Probably, yeah.
So small, like probably any, the smallest, you know,
control is going to drastically change.
You know, fucking Briggs and Stratton.
In the grand scheme of things, he did pretty good.
He flew it.
He flew it in the air around the air.
He did as bad as he could possibly do without dying, I think, is what happened.
No, he did as lucky, yeah.
He did as good as he could without dying.
Who knows how lucky is, though.
What's that second one?
All right.
Okay.
So this one is, I'm not even like suggesting we go to Thailand, but I'm saying like, based
on this video, Thailand does a lot of crazy shit that I think we would like.
But why?
Why do they customize everything?
Okay.
Like, they customize everything, every vehicle that you can possibly customize.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Semis and these, like, rice, like, combines, the diesel.
Dude
Giant two-story
charter buses
8-turbo, 8-cylinder cars
8-turbos on 8-cylinders?
The high-horsepower wheelbarrows
are actually diabolical.
Is Thailand all just rednecks?
Yeah.
Or are we just seeing the highlight reel of redneck Thailand?
This is some pretty redneck behavior.
Yeah.
But it's like redneck.
Redneck like meets rice.
I don't even know.
I don't even know what I just saw.
Yeah, right?
That was amazing, dude.
That's so, I don't know if it's known enough that Thailand is clearly motorheads.
We should go there.
I'm imagining.
Clearly they like to race, but just basically imagine rising slash tricking out everything you own.
Like your lawnmower.
Dude, some of those builds weren't even, like, practical.
You know how, like, we wrap our skid steer?
Got a new rap going on, the new skid steer as we speak.
We wrap our skid steer, and it looks cool.
But they're, like, painting it, adding, like, 1,000 LEDs, like doing hand paint.
I don't know.
It's just, like, so over the top.
So we got a new skid steer.
Swanson hooked it up again?
Did, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I was pretty stoked.
Freshy, brand new?
Yeah, brand new.
The other one we have is still chugging along, but I think they just wanted to
trade it in and sell it.
How many hours we got on that thing?
About 500, I believe.
Really?
Nice.
Is that a lot?
No.
No.
Not for a thing we had for two full years.
Yeah.
Two full years, huh?
I think so.
Yeah, about two years.
Two full summers.
One winter, two summers.
No, we got it in like February.
I think it's just a year newer, but we got it.
Yeah, the wrap on.
It's so sick.
I'm excited to see.
Just about done.
Damn, another thing to look forward to.
Mm-hmm.
Does, like, Thailand have the EPA?
Like, can they delete stuff over there?
I doubt it.
I doubt they do.
Because that probably opens up a lot of doors.
You can just tune the crap out of anything.
Especially diesels.
I saw on Facebook there was this X like motorcade suburban for sale.
So it's fully bulletproofed and all that.
Oh, yeah.
Diesel's get this, no emissions on them.
What the fuck?
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
Why does the government not to have emissions?
Because they made the rules.
Yep.
You don't got to follow the rules you made.
I think that's how it goes.
If you make the rules, you don't have to follow them.
It's kind of like.
enforce them that you don't have to.
Well, what do you mean?
Why?
Because I'm the boss.
You know?
Because I'm dad.
I am.
I just get the fine.
But I thought that was a little messed up.
But you can buy them like old ones.
I don't know.
I'm surprised they're not,
they don't have to destroy them.
I know.
I think it's probably pretty rare.
And I shouldn't say that it was like a presidential motorcade vehicle,
but it was bulletproof.
And it's a 2,500 truck chassis with the suburban on top of it.
So it's like extra.
wrong obviously for the boltproofing yeah they haven't made a three quarter ton bourbon since the late
90s we need to bring those back they used so they used to roll them off the factory floor oh that would
just make your day in the 90s yeah yeah they had the big diesel excursions we had a 454
chevy bourbon pretty sick this give me an avalanche with an 8-1 in it call it a day all rust
except for the plastic Dalton's in the market for a beater car uh for winter since both of his cars
aren't good.
And I was like, oh, buy, you know, like a old $2,500 Chevy.
Do we find out of a $1,600 avalanche?
Is he actually buying that?
No, he said there's no way he could be seen in an avalanche.
I go, man.
I think it would, like, screw it.
Just beat the cap on it.
I thought avalanches were cool when they first came out.
I did, too, when they first.
Well, if they were the ones with the plastics, it's kind of.
Didn't they all have plastics?
Yeah, they already were good.
I thought it was cool.
I was a kid.
I was a little good.
I thought it was a little good.
I didn't know things.
They had high trim ones with painted.
They were still plastic, but they were painted.
And those ones looked substantially better.
Randy had a good couple of those.
A couple.
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, because they would change them.
So I think he had a couple different generations of them.
But we would take them to Christmas.
That's all I remember.
Yeah.
The guy who runs Cormorant drives an escalate avalanche.
Oh, yeah.
Jake's Grandpa.
Yeah.
Steelys.
Yeah, on Steelys.
He loves that thing.
It's such a crazy setup.
I know.
You got a luxurious car and you put steelys on it.
It's really.
really an oxymoron.
Do you guys think I'm missing out on life that I just truly don't use TikTok?
I don't use it either.
Really?
Like, when I get sent a link in our group chat, I'll follow it.
Usually just to see what the video I was sent and occasionally scroll.
And it's very short-lived.
And I've never felt that I need to just dive into TikTok.
Same.
Dude, I mean, sometimes I'll go down the rabbit hole if I get on there.
But very rarely do I even open the app unless it's been obviously something sent.
mean to it yeah i think that's best of both worlds you get sent the good stuff from your buddies
and if that's all you watch like you're saving a lot of time i'm not gonna say it's gonna like
improve your life but like there's there's funny stuff on there i believe that but i think like
you know because reels basically are tictox now right so instagram didn't have reels maybe
it's like uh walking into two different parties with two different vibes yeah but
or maybe why like upstairs downstairs party yeah like tictox a downstairs party why
add uh you know more if you if you're chilling on reels and you're you're on it then why add more i just feel
like a lot of reels are literally they already were tictox they just cross post them so it's like
but that's kind of same month or that's the same mentality of then going to facebook and going
seeing oh see the good instagram reels and they make it to face but it's different you're going to see
a month later and you're going to see a bunch of different shit in between there yeah i think the
less doom scrolling that you can do.
Oh,
I do it for sure.
Doom scrolling,
it can happen on TikTok,
Facebook.
Any way.
It really can't,
it really can't happen
on YouTube though.
YouTube is like,
that's very true.
You're in that.
You're not,
you're sitting down,
you're watching something.
Generally,
it's 20 minutes or at least 10.
Dude,
even like going to the bathroom,
like standing there and you're like,
huh,
phone.
And then you're like,
I'm like on Facebook,
scroll and seeing if there's like a good
Facebook market deal coming.
I'm like,
what am I doing,
Man, can't even enjoy a nice bathroom break anymore.
What are people used to do when they had to microwave their food?
We read a magazine?
Yeah.
We should put a phone bin outside our bathrooms and then stock the bathroom with magazines.
That is a great idea.
I don't know if I want to touch those.
Well, I mean, not like those kind of magazines.
Like car magazines.
No, I still don't want to touch those.
I bet if we put the phones outside of the bathroom,
bathroom time would decrease by 75% in this household.
For sure.
Yeah.
I mean, it just would.
It just would.
Unless there was a thrash or skateboard Megan there.
Then I wouldn't.
Cover to cover.
Yeah.
Get into a good magazine.
You could be there for a while.
But I think then you just be like,
I'm kind of overreating,
but I enjoyed that little couple pages.
But if I know, okay, you know,
I got to leave in 10 minutes and I got to poop,
I'm like, well, I won't bring my phone and I'll be fine.
Really?
It'll be great.
Oh, man.
How do you know what time it is?
That's how it's always late.
Because I just.
You just go really fast.
I can see you just entertaining yourself with your Apple Watch.
Just clicking around doing the thing.
Just run in the calculator for no reason.
Where you like scroll in and out?
Actually, one, it's just a silly look, but two,
it's something you really can't do.
Like, if you don't have your phone and you're so bored,
playing on your Apple Watch is dumb.
There's no games on there you can play?
There probably is, but like I don't even entertain that.
Because like, I think it's just,
you can't be like that board.
I mean, I guess if you're alone, do whatever.
But if you're not alone, you don't need to play.
play games on your phone.
And if you're with people,
you definitely shouldn't be playing games in your watch.
That's what I mean.
I caught it myself in Nashville when we were down there.
I was like,
like there was kind of nothing going on in one of the bars,
was maybe a little tired,
you know,
whatever it was.
And I found myself in the weather app.
And I went,
I got to put this damn thing away,
dude.
I'm just looking for something that is not there right now.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it's almost like you're looking for this like dopamine hit.
You end up maybe not finding it or you get close to it.
So you're like, oh, I mean, something's going to, you know.
Yeah. Just never come back to it.
I have that, too.
All the time.
That's why Ben has a fidget spinner in his car, so he doesn't ever use his phone when he's in his vehicle.
I just hope he uses it.
Yeah.
Well, just one of his part.
Obviously, not what he's driving.
Fidgetts.
He's on the shoulder of the road.
You need help, sir?
No.
Just fidgeting.
Just wanted to do it for a couple minutes before I get back on the road.
This is a conspiracy theory that I'm going to pitch.
You think it's a part.
part of the mailman's business plan to possibly lightly get rear-ended and then get a payout
so they don't have to mailman anymore.
Seems like a good idea to me.
Yeah, it seems like a good idea.
I've never particularly heard of it.
Like our mailman, great guy.
I would never want to see him get hurt.
Drives a white vehicle in a fucking snowstorm.
And he's got one flashing light bar on the back about this big.
Flash is white.
The color of the snow, the color of his car, the color of everything on this earth.
and light orange.
So it's like it's just bright enough
that at the last second
when you see him sitting
on the side of a county highway
at 60 miles an hour
you see this light orange light
and some snow covered brake lights
you go shit and you hit the brakes
you slide into him at 25 miles an hour
the government pays him
$10 million to never mail ban again
you go to jail for hitting a federal worker.
I think for starters
some people might say
why you drive in 60 miles an hour
in those conditions.
Sorry,
I had to do it.
Okay.
55 40 sorry I had to do it okay 55 40 oh yeah yeah but I was just thinking if I was the guy parked on the side of the road
way more marking 12 hours a day you're sitting on the side of the road you know you got a little drive in between here and there but you never get up to full speed
government workers don't work 12 hours a day sorry might comes by pretty late though so we'll give him I mean he's definitely off by five
dude I think they just get so tainted that they just assume people are going to stop
Because, yeah, the one light is not.
Because you're always kind of having to stop in an unideal location.
It's kind of like us just, like standing in the middle of the road.
Like everyone else, like, get out the road.
What are you doing?
But we're just kind of hanging there.
Cars come, we're like, don't worry.
They're not going to hit us.
And if they get close, I'll get out of the way.
Like, you know.
Yeah, I might feel you're there.
That's probably maybe how he feels on it.
I'm sure he's got to be looking.
It is bizarre.
There's not like a rule, though.
I mean, the snow plows, any emergency VA, everything's got light, blue lights,
amber lights all this stuff yeah i think maybe it would just make sense the mailman would be equipped
it's his vehicle dude they have to buy that themselves yeah but i mean it's kind of whack that is
kind of whack i think too but it since the rural carriers but i mean what do you think you can probably
get a 36 inch flashing yeah we should surprise them with a light bar oh my gosh that'd be great i thought
about it for christmas but then i didn't want to ruin his old business plan 1509 dollars for this
23 inch top light bar is that really worth saving your life oh you're right 159 dollars
Here's one on Amazon 34 inches for $92.
It just doesn't seem worth it to me.
You're not wrong.
I was never worried about hitting mailmen before, but now I kind of am.
I think if we brought up this concern to Ken, he'd just make it happen.
He doesn't want anything to happen to Mike.
That's true.
The mailman.
The UPS guys and our mailmen are very important to Ken.
Probably more important than we are to Ken.
Borderline.
Otherwise, he would be here.
Just kidding.
ran off with one of them.
Yeah, I mean, he's got a pretty busy few days ahead of him
before his little trip.
Is it fair to talk about that before he's here?
Go ahead.
Did he inform you guys on exactly why he's going to Vegas?
No.
I just kind of heard through the great buying Ken is going to be in Vegas this weekend.
I'm like, dude, he was just in Vegas two weekends ago.
That's because there's an event that he is attending.
What?
The rodeo.
Oh, a cowboy can.
I'm not exactly sure.
I do believe there might be a friend group out there,
but I'm not really sure the logistics.
I just know that I almost fell off my chair
when I found out that Ken was going to Vegas for the rodeo.
Because it's been an ongoing joke
that coincidentally, the rodeo is in town.
Ken's never went to the rodeo,
and we cracked jokes about Ken being a cowboy.
But now he's going to the rodeo.
Full-blown admitted it.
Dude, I think he's going to have a great time.
I've no doubt about that.
I just wish he would document it more.
We know he's not going to do that.
Some things aren't meant for the Internet's eyes.
assumption what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas especially when the rode
especially when the rodeos sit down ken can be there for three days ken how was
Vegas well one a little bit you don't get much out of him i mean that's a mystery man he's a
mysterious man 72 hours you were there ken what happened a little gambling my room is nice
he's a mysterious man that will never understand it is wild how much that guy goes to
Vegas on his own he loves it there dude but like he just goes on his own like he just goes on
his own like what a free guy you can yeah i mean i guess i could too but it'd just be weird if i just
went by myself yeah i would i would check in on you i'd be like hey man but it's okay but it's a lot
less weird for someone single to do it but what if he's not going by himself yeah i think you
said he had buddies if i was single i'd probably go more than maybe not as much as can because i'm
trying to do anything different it's just like you just don't have someone hanging at home waiting
for you yeah you don't have someone to hang out with yeah
But there's just so many places in the world.
That's what I was.
Okay, I feel weird saying that, but I always say that.
I'm like, we go to Vegas and it's always a great time, but I'm like, dude, there's so many places in the world.
All right, Mr. Vegas shirt.
More importantly, United States, I still love Vegas.
I really, like, we've been there enough that I, like, know it really well.
And so I feel like welcome whenever I go back there.
But I want to go other places.
You're also lucky that you have, like, the least gambling itch of the whole.
whole crew. And you're good at it. I do feel lucky for that. Like it just, yeah, I do it. And I'm like,
I just don't do it for a couple months. That's how gambling works. If you don't like it,
you win. As soon as you enjoy it, you get punished. Yeah, you can never win. You're right.
That's what it is. It's, it's, I don't know what that is, but it's, unless you like it,
and then you lose a lot and then you start having, not having any more fun, then it only kicks you
harder. You can't win then either. No, no. You can't quit when you're losing or else you'll never win.
Exactly.
Yeah, you got to keep going.
Stick it, stick it out, you know.
You guys see that Kai Trump is not daily vlogging, but like day in the life vlogging.
Capitalization.
Yeah, it's very interesting.
Can you imagine being like a standard daily vlogger?
Like on the come up right now, you don't have, you know, Air One in your backyard and like a range rover to drive around in.
And you're just daily vlogging your life.
And then she comes in and is just like, boom, I'm going to go to lunch with Elon Musk.
Yeah.
Like, how are you supposed to make your life interest when she's doing that?
Yeah.
Well, that's been happening for a long time, right?
That's true.
Not just now.
But, uh, but yeah, no, I like it.
I think it's really interesting because, uh, you're seeing the behind the scenes of all
this stuff that normally you wouldn't see.
Granted, it's not like really going in death, but like she, it's more about her.
It's like, she's there.
But then it's like, Elon Musk is standing in the background talking to the president.
Yeah.
And it's like, what the freak?
And then she's like, yeah, so like, like,
they have these Nutella things over here like just talk you're like what the it's like so normal
that it's like it's interesting it really uh I think it's good for them honestly like it
it kind of drops the veil down and shows that they're pretty normal like she was like in her
house or something like filming a segment like her room was dirty they had like a ping pong table
in the kitchen you know it was like normal stuff where like you're kind of like oh like they're
normal people I thought it was really cool I thought she's good at it
too she's young she'll get better but like yeah she even decides to keep doing it though like
why would she you know like what's the real benefit i guess you're already famous or you're not
really that famous but like you got money true build a personal brand yeah maybe it's tough to do
though very tough to not for why why do anything tough when you don't need to i mean yeah the
only thing i could see is if she wants to be like an icon other than that it's nothing yeah
but that wears out after a while too sorry i'm just like it'll be interesting
It will be interesting to see, like, how long she does it if people will still watch.
She's not, but it's pretty cool.
It's cool just seeing her hang out with freaking Bryson DeShambeau.
Yeah, it's, it's interesting.
Like, you'd like to think it would go for four years, but that's a long time.
True.
I bet she'll go longer.
I bet she'll just do this.
And if she doesn't quit it, she'll pivot into something else and start doing something else cool.
But watching a rock.
Okay, so this is her video eight days ago.
Watching a rocket launch at SpaceX with Elon Musk.
That's a crazy title, dude.
5.9 million views in eight days.
That was the first one I saw it.
She's only got 541K subscribers.
Kai Trump, election night vlog.
4.2 million views three weeks ago.
Pretty crazy.
It's super entertaining.
I hope she keeps going.
Yeah, me too.
I liked watching them.
Something crazy happened to me this morning.
Not crazy at all, but it was really funny.
I ran up to the door of the gas station to hold the door for this guy, and we were
like coming up and one's a push and one's a pull.
And he grabs the pole as I like go for the push.
push and then like I open it and then he opens it and he goes thanks for trying
and I was just chuckling the whole time you know he still like he saw me yeah he saw me
and uh yeah like pushing the push and he's pulling the pull he's like yeah thanks for trying
I like the way you said it yeah older fellow big dude wearing suspenders belly popping out
cigarette smelling you just ran to go get that door for him yeah like I you know
jogged up and he saw me as he grabs in uh thanks for trying there's more where that came
from we have to come back next week boy hank of the hill here hank of the hill king of the hill works
i like it i've been watching king of the hill dude that's a great show that's a slept-on show
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