Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan's Latest $$$ Purchase, Micah's Accident, & Why Ken Picks Favorites

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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Well, I've been running all your Freaking errands, Ryan What errands? They're your errands Your name was on the sheet Fair Fair I do not have much of an argument after that

I tried to get him to put my name And he's like, no, let's just put Let's just put the present I was like They're all equal here. It could be me. He goes, well, let's just have Ben do it. I was like, who said that?

This guy from the title company. Oh, bro, I was at the title company. And I was at the bank. And then they sent me to the courthouse. Jesus. I was all over the place. Ben's only facing 10 days jail time. He was dead court, yeah.

Yeah. Damn. I, uh, I got the boy flustered. Yeah, I didn't even know that you guys were rolling. What's going on? What were you talking about? Were you? That wasn't per se yelling your name, but I was going, action.

Well, I was just about to start telling this story about this guy. His mom died as he was born, you know, really sad. This is back in 1856. And he didn't have a dad, so monks adopted him. So he moved up to the top of this mountain in a country that I can't fight. Is this a guy who's never seen a woman? He lived 82 years of life. Insane.

Never even set eyes on a woman. He didn't know like what a female was. He's a monk, dude. It's not like he's up there watching movies. So was he jerking on? gay then? Because you got to have some kind of physical... Honestly, I would say no, because I don't think they're...

I don't think they're really allowed to pursue sexual attraction. You know, inside, like, his own thoughts. You've got to have some kind of... Maybe he's, like, asexual. Possibly. Yeah, but probably. But is that more of, like, a thing that you develop from your, like, surroundings, or would you just be born that way?

You roll a good point. Yeah, if you're up there with... Did he die? Yeah, I think he's... And he never saw a woman. Never saw a woman. He never found out. Pretty tough.

I would like. I'd like to know how many less problems that guy. Probably at least a couple. Actually, we'll think, yeah, being a monk and not knowing what women are, he probably didn't have any problems. Okay, hold on. What about the rest of the monks? Did none of them communicate, like, at all?

That's kind of what I was wondering. No, I think they talked, but they're all just men. He knew that women, he knew women exist. He heard wise tales. Wow. Legend of a woman. Real stories, yeah. But yeah, like, there was no women allowed in the monastery.

so he never saw i mean i feel like he got it he had to have seen a picture or something how could he go his whole life i don't know i'm trying to i'm trying to even wrap my head around what's going on it's what happens when you show up a little late to the podcast you know you're a little that's pretty crazy all right so what are we doing tonight tonight i i'll let you do the talk and you you guys all looked at me like you had no clue like we haven't had a plan i'm just hopping in the It was a hard launch. That's what caught me off guard. It really was.

No, actually tonight. Well, I was done to be done talking about monks. You too. Tonight we're going to go to the cities, Mike. We're going to visit our friends twin six. So we had them on the podcast actually probably, I don't know, a month or two ago. And they have their first headlining concert at a club in Minneapolis. So we're going to take the sprinter down.

I'm pretty excited. We got VIP table. Yeah, VIP table. Like kind of doing it big and it'll be really fun. And hopefully we have a little bit of an in. but guess what I'm most excited about. Mark and Tint surprises with three sublifers in the sprinter van, and it obviously bumps.

And I just think it's going to bring the level of drunkness, like, way up. Like, in a good way and a bad. It's almost impossible not to. That's what I mean. We needed. We like turned it up and it was just like, it was too good. It's like all you need is a beer. I'm a little worried about getting too larried up

and walking around downtown Minneapolis. it's a rough place i would be lying if i said i wasn't slightly concerned okay yeah i'm not i shouldn't say worried i'm just a little concerned like i don't know if i'll be getting all rowdy i'm gonna be like the girls were like they were like oh let's get this hotel it's in like this place and it's a name brand and all this stuff and our hotel is is really nice and i was like i don't want us to have to run across minneapolis at 2 30 a m so i bought us the closest hotel it's a motel 7 it's right there right across from the venue is it really yeah motel seven oh i was going to say it's really nice but i just picked the closest one to the venue it's like a block so me and me and mike

are we shacking up yeah you and ken for sure you yeah you guys got a king yeah did we get evan and nicky their own room yeah yeah because that's very nice of ken to do so but they needed their they needed it yeah well yeah i'm not jacking up with evin and then they did no chance i was sleep in the hall before i slept in that room dude uh i think ken actually booked the room Just you two. You and Evan? Oh, us two. No,

no, no. Ken and Ben together. Oh, that's what you said. You guys will be in like the sweet. Huh? You'll be in like a sweet.

Sweet love. Where are you going? I'm saying that Ken's not going to stay in like, yeah, no, I tell you what, Ken ain't booking himself the normal room like he booked everyone else. I tell you that much.

That's like his bonus for doing the booking every time. He's like, no, it's just, he just gets off on putting me and C. DJ mostly in the shittiest spots. I mean, you guys act like you stay in the Motel 7s. Oh, it's not that.

It's just the, it's just the plane tickets mainly. Plane tickets and everything else. Well, I will let you know. We're going to Florida next week for something we'll probably talk about later. But I did the liberty of moving you to from the back row of the plane. I moved you up to the exit rows. Oh, thank you. Wow.

See, that's what I'm saying, though. Why were we there in the first place? Ken puts us in the back of the plane. Because you just buy main cabin tickets And that's what I'm wondering He's too smart for that I know he ain't just buying main cabin tickets I know he can choose

Can he? I'm convinced that he just buys tickets And then you get put where you put I was in like the mid I was in a middle seat In like row 29 And you guys were in like the back seats In row 38 And I was like well this sucks

So I moved us up to the exit rows I gave myself the window seat Because I did it So it is me Ken and Micah Yeah Yeah But tint just dropped out so you we're going to talk about you won't have to do four and a bad we're going to talk about

the last time that ken had to sleep in a row with mica oh man i want to so bad can we just talk about it get my dad on here he wants to talk about it he's laughing all right we think it's pretty damn funny no let me just tell the story okay if you want to you can yeah i would love to the story from your perspective yeah this is fantastic but how many times can you piss yourself while you're drunk and uh you have like a piss yourself while you're drunk problem like actually Like, how many times do you say? Twice? I would say twice.

More than twice. Three? I'm on three. Three? I'm on three. Well, to be fair, you didn't piss yourself. You just peed on the floor. Four.

And the bench or whatever was. No, I go, well, that's what I mean. It's just in general, pissing anywhere other than the toilet or somewhere safe outside. But Ken's rolling in now. We're in Vegas. And we, like, we were there for three days. Yeah, there was a couple. And so like eventually I get so bored of gambling that I just split off and I went to the CVS,

bought some of them cut waters that are like 12 and a half percent, two of them, I'm already like too deep, drink two more, that's a, and then had some shots with a shot with some subs. That's it. But they're, they're really strong and I just was kind of like just wandering around, people watching, doing mica things. Pop up a picture of what you were wearing when you were doing it too. And I was wearing a goofy outfit. But yeah, I was running into a couple of subs, and that's kind of what I originally, like, got the fire going.

Five drinks made you like that? I mean, I'd been drinking before, but, like, keep in mind, it's like having a drink at dinner all the way until probably at this time it was 11.30. Okay, at any point, could somebody have slipped something in your drink? Maybe. That's what I'm trying to figure. Who the heck's trying to drive? Yeah, I know. Well, he was sitting on the side of the street.

For the record, with the homeless, though, and he's like asking. I wasn't hanging out with them. Well, you were talking with them. No, I was in there people watching. I wasn't even speaking to them. I was like taking Snapchat to them from the corner. So they weren't even hanging.

You looked like you fit in. You were the perfect balance. Weren't people giving you money? Money? No. Sorry, Ryan. You were the perfect balance of what? You were the perfect balance of like

looked like you belonged in Vegas and homeless. You just blended in everywhere. Is this story getting twisted? Weren't people giving you money? You told me. You said, I was sitting on the side of the street and people were giving me money. I looked like people, like I looked like people could have walked up and given me money, but.

But you looked fresh. You looked like it. You weren't quite so far gone that they could maybe save you with that $5. Yeah. And then, uh, I guess basically I, I, you know, cut out there, kind of blacked. And Evan wakes me up in the hallway. Uh, shortly, like, you're not far from my room, but like, why am I in the hallway, man? Come on. You're on the right floor, but the wrong side of the, yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't make it to the room. And I was, like, did you have a room? I was, I had a room key my wallet. So you literally just were like, brain was like,

what? Yeah, and then that's the worst part. You just went to bed there and I'm like, did you? I'd like to imagine that I tripped. And then just stayed down. Yeah,

no, that's the thing. It's like, why was I like, yeah, can't do her. She got to hit the bed. So anyway, he wakes me up and he was like, what are you doing, man?

And then you hit the room. Thank God. All went, all went well. Hit the bed. All was well. and then but like I'm only telling this story under one condition like you can't play the video this is really embarrassed no that's fair but uh I don't think we can show the video because you're

weeners in it yeah yeah yeah but basically middle of the night Ken wakes up to the sound of a heavy stream and he's like it sounded like there's a water leak somewhere in the room you know he's kind of like what the pitch dark in there lights are off blinds are closed starts recording before the lights are on Flicks the lights on, it's your worst nightmare. I'm just pissing on the floor. But not just any way. You were like, you were like doing what hands were up. The old tripod.

Yeah, I was like tripoding with my head on. The old tripod. It's probably because you had a boner or something. I think I had a little bit down. I think I had a like a little morning wood and, uh, yeah. But the worst part was, it was just a lot. It was like the full.

It was a full. No, but the best part. Oh, yeah, the best part. The funny thing was you said, It's okay. Ryan said he'd take care of it. But, no, it was, it was, like, less friendly because Ken goes, Micah, what are you doing?

And then I kind of, like, look back at him with angry eyes. Not much anger in my voice, but I'm... You get mad at him for telling you to stop pissing on the floor almost. I thought Ryan was taking care of it. Why did I say that? Because you two are getting so close. I don't know. Do you typically clean up...

No, but that's the thing. Does he typically clean up anything that I do in a sense? like not really and i was just like i thought ryan was taking care of it so then whenever uh let's say jason over here getting getting a real kick out of the story i go you should have seen the look on on my face when i found out ryan wasn't taking care of it and then like yeah luckily the next day was our like last day there but like i did my best to clean it up stinky did you yeah i mean yeah like put towels on it and like put water on it that's about it honestly that's the least of Vegas hotel.

I'm sure I was the worst part. I was doing it more for a courtesy of us being in the room. I did not want it to smell. That's so embarrassing. I got to give Ken credit. He was like freaking Steven Spielberg. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Here's the stream in his sleep, wakes up before he's even turned on the light is recording. And then reaches over, turns on the light, and perfectly gets Micah in frame, peeing, gives good commentary. Like, oh, what are you doing? Probably because you were shocked.

And keeps the phone right there on him the whole time. The only thing I'm mad about is I didn't record longer because he had a few other lines. That was just complete nonsense. Yeah, you should have had him all the way until you fell asleep. I thought you were going to say, yeah, honestly true. I thought you're going to say I'm mad that I didn't record him longer because he just kept peeing. Ken was amazing. What'd you do?

Go back to sleep. Yeah, I was like, fuck it. It's 5 a.m. I'm going back to bed. What'd you do then, Mike? I don't know. He then. I don't took a shit over.

He plopped face first on the bed Like halfway, halfway down it And then just fell asleep Do you even remember doing that? No. Like, you're not in a autopilot. Yeah. So the next morning,

we obviously wake up to the video. Incredible. And all of us And all of us in pretty much disbelief Of what we were witnessing. And then honestly, for the longest time, we were just, we were going to keep it a secret or just keep it kind of hush, hush.

No, I just didn't want to, I just didn't want to have the video surface for whatever reason. Like, because keep in mind, blurring is a thing. I just didn't want that. Honestly, I don't blame you there. I wouldn't do that. I don't blame you there one bit. I'll maybe just put up a picture of your face when you realize what you're doing. Yeah, there you go.

It is slightly, I mean, I wouldn't say slightly, it is pretty concerning that you can get that blackout drunk. and piss the bed on the bed standing up standing up and not remember it i yeah i'd say so yeah one time um i was uh i i wouldn't say that's concerning at all i think i know what's why i can't like disagree with that but are you going to say uh one time i was younger and um my friends my good friends oh no does jason know this story or is he already heard it no he I don't think he knows. Well, he hasn't heard the backstory, maybe. Keep in mind, I've never done this.

It doesn't help my case much. There's this alcohol. It's called ice hole, plum. If anyone is of age and has drank it, they know the pain that I'm about to say. I finished the entire bottle. And you were a bit of a lightweight. I was a bit of a lightweight,

and I was in no position to do so, but my friends who were older experienced. Slightly older. Said that it'd be okay. Everything would be fine. you in yeah so i finished this bottle of ice hole plum go to bed wake up in the middle of the night projectile vomit all over my room ice hole plum vomit everywhere so i come to this is what made me think of it is like i was so drunk and i did that but i still remember doing it and then trying to

clean it up afterwards where like i just you know it's it's crazy that you were like so black that you don't remember doing it. But I clean it up and, like, I'm trying to clean my comforter and my walls and, like, all that. It's, like, disgusting, right? And then my dad comes into my room the next morning and he goes, what happened? I go, I had some bad orange juice. Do you remember that, dad?

You told them orange juice? Bad orange juice. Yeah, bad, I don't think he bought it. I don't think you bought it. Probably not. But, yeah, that was definitely the last time that I've ever drank. like ice hole plum and honestly i just like that scarred me so much i just i feel like never want to get that drunk but it's it's amazing that you just continue to well i've said it before

there's there's definitely like i'm not denying like getting black out but there's there's things to it some people get angry some people get mopey some people cry some people uh fight some people i mean you know there's this like different things and for me it's just like different things and for me it's just like pissing the bed no i'm not i'm not yeah yeah i'm still like a i guess i'm a drunk pisser but uh it for me it's just like memories just aren't being formed damn yeah it's unfortunate speaking of memories being formed you guys remember oh man this was a while back we were over at uh at a dave's land and we were in a field and we were trying to remember the name of a song so the song goes by the name of

Bill. Beautiful segue, by the way. I have, you know, taken a note out of your guys' handbook. I'm watching you buy investable things such as houses or luxury trucks, water trucks, stuff like that. And I found this site called Royalty Exchange where I was actually able to purchase some of the producers' rights to the song, Chill Bill. Shut up. What? Yeah.

Wait. What? Yeah. It's always some kind of gimmick with this guy. Wait, for how much? Well, that was the thing. There ended up being a little auction and it did get a little more pricey than I was expecting. I mean, yeah.

But to be expected, the song is a banger. Yeah, but it does make money year over year. What? Yeah. How much money do you spend? It's like stocks in the song. How much? $8,000.

Shut up. Dude, that's dope. It makes $1,300 a year, though. That's dope. Really? Yeah. Now we just got to punt. Well, I mean, you do your thing.

Well, yeah, so Ryan can make all the money from the videos then? Yeah, I bet you would like that, wouldn't he? I got to be making a fraction of a penny every time that copywritten video plays. I kind of like when you actually bought it for $8,000. Mm-hmm. And it makes $1,300 a year. It did last year. No return.

This is, this is just for you or like. No fucking way. So everybody out there. I love the idea of like investing in a, yeah, like stock investing in a song. I did not know that was a thing. And it was actually pretty cheap. There's some that are really expensive. Yeah, I'm sure.

And also some that are probably cheaper than $8,000. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, they must not have too much faith in it. They're selling it, though. Yeah, that's what I want to. They're like, let's cash out now. It's kind of like the, you know, if you were a producer, like, this guy had to be like a

freaking third or fifth producer on it. Like, he's had a tiny little part, so he's like, well, I can get my cash out of it instead of just waiting for it to, uh, build up. So how much percentage do you own? I'm not actually sure. On that. Is this a real contract, though? It's got to be really small.

Yeah. Well, to be fair, the deal has not quite settled yet, but it should be by the end of the day. And for sure, by the time this podcast has gone on. What other songs can you do? I'm all for it. That's every time we hop in the sprinter, Ryan's going to be like, oh, my dogs. Hey, can we play chill bill? Can you just give me a little riff of chill bill so it refreshes my memory.

Rob Stone, two damn phones, Babylon and crack the code. Used to sip on Star, Star, So stream chill bill Wow That's dope No it's I don't I can't uncopywrite it I love that

Okay that's cool That's a really cool piece of information I feel like I might find myself doing Something along those lines Probably just buy another water truck though Some of us buy water trucks Some of us buy Stock and chill bills

I figure it did kind of fit though You know it was like a song that Meaning no, I love that. That's why I love when CJ's like, and you pick Chill Bill, but I mean, like, yeah, like, I love that. That has to be in like, what, our third or fourth video. Very early. It's the fat kid rides to, uh, for a burrito or something. And it was just such a, it was such a genuine interaction.

Like, put it up. Can't. Can't. Oh. What's the, yeah. But it was such a genuine interaction. So when he pulls up in the T.C. And then, like, Ryan pulls up.

And then you're like, yo, what's the song that's like? It drove a bunch of comments, yeah. We still get comments about it. Yeah, and then people comment and commented and commented for years and years because they all knew the song. Wow. This is so funny. Damn, Ryan.

Dude, congratulations. Thanks, a big purchase, dude. Congratulations. Congrats, man. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I like it. Ryan, I think you should keep buying them. Yeah?

Yeah. We could go shopping for more. What else is on there? Just out of curiosity. You know, like here's Gleez, profit participation. This one's life or rights. It's listed for one point. million, but it earned $120,000 in the last year.

Wow. I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah. That's really interesting. So would it be diminishing, though, year after year? Possibly, unless it's a timeless song. Unless I start a TikTok campaign that Chill Bill then goes famous, everybody starts streaming it.

Boom, I'm rich. Not a bad idea. That might not happen if Montana has anything to say about it. Montana? Yeah. The Montana governor banned TikTok. What? Yeah.

Well, at least they will, they, their legislature, I don't know, you know, all I know is that they pass a bill and, uh, they're banning TikTok. And if, like, I guess there's like fines up to $10,000 a day. And so you can't use it or is it down? But now it's like going to some other thing because it's deemed unconstitutional. So it's just like they pass it, but it's not in effect. I did hear about that. Not particularly the Montana, but states were going to try to do that. And they were like, how do you do that? How do you that? Like, would you be able to. Like, would you be able to. to ban kind of like North Korea or whatever or China how like when you're in a in their country like certain websites you can't have access to like would they have that in monta cross the board of Montana all of a sudden TikTok don't work countrywide I kind of get it but yeah that's the thing like statewide that really saw I don't really use TikTok but like imagine your avid user would suck but I guess they are supposedly trying to protect them from the Chinese. It'll really suck that last couple hours driving to a I just really I don't want to get political at all with it but it's like the crazy thing is

is that there is some concern with China that it's Chinese owned but a lot of news that that I get or that people get is from TikTok and it it's basically explaining the news that our government doesn't want us to hear very simple straightforward things happening in our country that you don't really see anywhere else that I'm only seeing on TikTok and a little bit at Instagram because I follow certain pages. The rest is just throttled. So it's actually the U.S. government not wanting us to use it as a free platform. It's not really, yeah, make sure you get your tin full of hats on guys. That's interesting. That's how you use TikTok, Mike. I don't use it for that at all. No, no, I mean, I don't use it for that. Yeah, but I don't have any news on my piece.

You guys remember, like, the Palestine, whatever, Ohio, I don't know the actual name, but you know that big train derailment? Like, it wasn't talked about on mainstream media at all. And then there was all these, like, there was like trained derailments and like huge, huge chicken farms and a cow farm, all going up in flames around the country. Do you guys know that? I didn't know that until, you did? Yeah.

I heard about it. I didn't know that until really I saw it on TikTok and people. but are ranting and raving, and they're like, yeah, I'm just giving you information you need to know. But other than that, there's nothing, all I got to say is don't watch the news. Bad shit happens every day. I just pay attention to the funny stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. So if there's all this stuff going on on TikTok and the government doesn't want it because you can share all this information and they're not sure if it's misinformation or whatever it is, how come 95% of our TikToks get taken down? If they got... Oh, that's just such loose parameters of what's allowed. I'm doing a wheelie on a dirt bike.

For the record, I'm so glad they finally, like, changed that. Did they? Yeah, a little bit. I don't know.

Everything I post on our TikTok could stay. But like, how much have you been posting lately? A little less. Pretty much quit because it's so fucking annoying. So I'm just saying, you make an edit and they did. They did change that a little bit for the better.

Like, luckily, I just posted it like just a throwback video of Jake's Mustang and I was like, this is going to get taken down. And then I was like, oh yeah, no,

it down anymore and also i just love if you say perform by professionals then they just like put the little disclaimer in there so that has changed but or they just still get throttled and they don't get before yeah you could be riding a coleman and rev it up a little too high and they'd be like oh whoa that's dangerous i don't i just have a hard time thinking that china's got anything to gain from having my information you know what i'm saying well that's kind of how i feel too but i guess having masses maybe they can yeah you know compile data and I have an idea, but I don't know. For a limited time at McDonald's,

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I am sick. Dude, okay, so I don't know. Is that what that's for? Yeah. It's kind of gross. Well, I've only blown my nose once and hopefully most of you take a show. on the floor he's eyeing up the table we're getting twisted already like i'm the i'm the

drunk piss guy i guess now and now i'm also careful next to mike you never know when he's going to start peeing especially after a few drinks yeah no ben was it was tough like when we get sick it really is tough because we run on on all cylinders pretty much at all times we've mentioned luckily we've been able to take like a day or two off a weekend here and there but ben was sick editing last week's video and I felt really bad you were like brutal dude I went through a roll and a half of toilet paper blowing my nose and and now when you said that I was like holy crap and now I get it I mean we definitely all have been a little bit under the weather lately but dude the air quality from Canada being on fire every summer yeah why are they

it's not summer it's not summer how is there a forest fire already what's going on I don't really know and it's actually but always really pissed me off I'm sorry Canadians Love y'all. We're right below them. Doesn't it happen like every year at this time, though? No, it happens in like August. Oh, no, no, no. Two times, two times.

We get that early, we get that early season. When there's not snow on the ground, Canada's on fire is what I equate it to. Every time when I'm supposed to be out getting tan, enjoying the sun, it's like there's this gloomy haze. I took a video, I'll put it up, of me driving to work, and it literally can't even see across the lake. It's so smoky. and we're a long ways away from the fires that's the crazy part but we are right below Canada

yeah the one there's like one cool thing I can chalk it up as when it's super smoky like that and the sun is blazing you can stare straight at the sun it's just this perfect like orange circle it's so dope yeah Mike goes out and sees how long

he can stare at the time see what is he's doing out there Mike CJ is gonna he's gonna be the death of me he's gonna He's so worried about rumors being spread about him And he spread so many rumors about me I swear to God if there's any rumors about me

75% of them are from CJ I can't fucking wait for CJ tonight To be up on stage with twin sick and go My friend Mike stares at the song And then the crowd goes wild That reminds me that episode of Billy and Mandy Remember the one kid on there And he's like he just stares at the sun

His eyes are all burnt out Yeah that sounds like fucking stupid I would say if C.J. is going to take a rumor and run, I would give him that all day to take. I wouldn't. What other rumors I've ever spread about you? I'm confused. That I shit on the floor when I thought? I didn't.

I said I was cracking a joke. He might take a shit on the floor. I just talk about you peeing. But I think like, I think that it was said three times within this podcast could be said two more times tonight, one more time tomorrow. Mike, that's all old news. You pissing on everything? just come to light now. You brought yourself to light on that. I did. I did. I never, yeah. So I guess I'll just catch you when you do if you do. Yeah, if I pee. No, no, no, if you tell people.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I swear to God. You can tell people that I pee because that's not a rumor. You just aired it out to the whole world. No, that's the thing. I'm not talking about that because I did. Like, that's not a rumor. I'm confused as to what this rumor. So like, I mean, we like, we just, hey, we had a very, very, very intense conversation about this, like cracking jokes around the wrong people um sometimes if it doesn't even sound like you're maybe joking like it can people when people don't yeah pick up on can get picked up as uh mike shits on floors and that's not a big deal for the record like that's funny yeah you can't have mike over to your house yeah oh really why not he seems like such a good kid well yeah last time i had him over he had one uh non-holic bush

light and he's shit on my carpet mike goes over somewhere and they're like he's they got this massive litter box and he's like you guys have cats uh no no we just you know we've heard about you no he's like a litter box in the little he's like a new dog that they like put a fence up so he can only be on the hard surface flooring when mike

when mike gets orders a drink at the bar they bring him toilet paper with it I love that like they're serving me a shot no pissing no pissing dude some kid was telling us the other day that uh his high school there is somebody

that identifies as a cat or something, so they have a litter box in the classroom. Really? Yeah, a furry. That's awesome. Is that true or not? Is that true? Yeah, supposedly it's in West Fargo.

Oh, locally. Yeah. I've heard it a couple, actually. Dude, I feel like if that type of stuff was common when you two were in school, you two would have done it just to be a nuisance. So this is, yeah, this is like, this is the tweet. It just said, it just said,

can I see a movie I want a movie where a 90s bully comes goes into a school in 23 and that's just the movie wow I mean they have to have a lot be a great movie I saw it and I go oh that'd be so funny I don't think those kids would be able to take it I don't think they would either I mean you'd be thrown out of school so quick yeah that's the thing the bully would be like kicked out in like a day but oh you're saying like the entertaining art would be the bully like it'd be too easy for him. Yes, and keep in mind, I'm not, like, getting off to him bullying. It's just the whole scenario.

That's good because he's a child. That's the whole scenario. Now he started rumors. Of, yeah, of him, like, that's, I mean, well, what Ryan just said, he's like, if you guys were in high school right now, you guys were 16. Oh, I'd be playing pranks. Yeah. Holy fuck. That person would be a cat.

He'd go, I identify as a dog. You think times are that. that different in the last five years, even though? Yeah, but... Well, granted, there wasn't, I guess, kids identifying as cats when we were in high school, but... You ever have anybody wear a tail or anything like that?

What? I think I'd see that. I think I've seen that. Not in my school. I thought it was just style. Like, kind of like that got got got... Also, you know what I was? You wear, like the ears and shit?

Yeah. You know what I was? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, like a clip on tail like that out of your outfit and shit like that. Yeah, not like a cat girl. Not like a butt plug or anything. Jesus. Well, like, they're not like,

Well, if they're wearing a skirt, then it might be. But, so another thing that I saw was that this whatever school was implementing clear backpacks, clear backpacks. Oh, that's been for a while. Yeah. And then I was like, Ben had that in his school, like actually, like six, seven years ago. Yeah. Oh, did you guys not? You guys didn't have that?

No, no, we didn't. But I just thought it was interesting. Yeah. You're right. It would only last it a year. But just interesting. So, like, if you have anything that you shouldn't have, you know, people can see it. I wouldn't like wearing a clear backpack either,

but also what could you really have in your backpack at school that, I don't know, you know, realistically. Unless you're like maybe have a medical condition or like, you're a girl and you got tampons in there, whatever, you know,

I can see how that may be embarrassing. You have like, if you like some weird condoms in there. Nothing like inappropriate, but if you just had like weird like, I don't know. Other than that, I like anime,

I don't know. I'm not making fun of anime, but like it could happen. Your anime is showing. Oh, shit. It's on the outside. You're walking down the hallway, and everyone's just pointing in.

Your anime is showing. Okay, I'm sorry. So, obviously you guys saw this because we were all kind of stoked about it. I was really stoked about it, but TMG gave us a little shout out on their podcast. Yeah, so you're wearing the shirt on. I wore the shirt for it today.

Dude, I was like, I got goosebumps when I heard it because I've been watching those guys since the Vibe since the Vine days. Yeah. Cody Co. I mean, and especially Cody Co. too,

but Noel is the one to give us the like the shout out. They're going to like great depth about Ken. I would kind of surprised by that. I don't know. Yeah, they were just kind of analyzing his actions and behavior. Did you watch it Ken?

I can see the gear spinning you trying to come up with some show. Yeah, I just made that up. Your pause was way too long. Yeah, it was. It's just cool because like those guys, I mean, I posted that on my story and a lot of people were responding.

were like, uh, it's just dope. You get big names in the, and I was like, well, you know, it's cool is like I've never thought of us as a big name in YouTube, especially in podcasting, but I just, it's cool to like finally get some recognition. Get some recognition and in my head think of ourselves as a force to be reckoned with within the genre for sure. And it's just like, uh, trying to be humble about it, but it was just so cool to hear them shout that out.

And I would just love to meet those guys. So a lot of people, like, yeah. Like hit you up. Yeah, a lot of people. And mostly like a lot of our friends, too, like a lot of subscribers, but a lot of our friends were just like, yo, this is so sick. When I woke up to just a DM or something, like, cool that you guys got shouted out on TMG.

And I go, oh, shit. Yeah. What did they say? Oh, God. Do I even want to watch it? Yeah, I was a little worried right away. And then I was like, I asked, well, what was it? And they're like, I don't know.

I mean, they just kind of like touched them. on your channel. I was like, okay, good. They respected it. Yeah. You could tell Cody

wanted to crack a joke. Or he'd never heard of it. Yeah, he's like the C boys. Yeah. It's honestly, it's best if I feel like you stay out of

most like comedians' mouths. I feel like you. Most of the time, most of the time, like comedians don't, like, speak highly or have much, uh,

I guess, positive things to say because that's not, You're getting made fun. That's not as funny as, like, ragging on someone. Yeah. And, like, Cody Coe is, like, known for that. Like, um, do you guys remember back? I don't think he does it much anymore.

I think it kind of, yeah. He just used to, like, find the channel and just go all in on it. It makes, like, an entire reaction video to it. So that's why, that's why this. He did ruin Russ for me. I can't listen to Russ. He, you know what? Noel and Cody did ruin Russ for me as well.

We were so lit on him. Russ the rapper. uploaded a song every week. week on SoundCloud. Still does. Still does. I didn't know that. Yeah, uploads a week, a song every week, and then Cody and Noel did a video on him that kind of is just laughable.

And we stop listening to him after that. Dude, he's an incredible musician. Incredible, but. Every time I hear a Russ song now, I'm like, damn, he's still doing this. I kind of thought he was a meme, though. No, he's pretty big. Yeah, he is. That's so funny.

I like, I hate that, like, that's kind of like, I guess what he's known for in a certain. Yeah. He's honestly got some. pretty good music. Alex, my girlfriend, listens to him all the time, but it's not really the type of music I'd probably listen to. But it's good. But yeah, it's good music. It's got great, like, melody to it and sounds nice. How about kombucha? Like, when he did, like, the whole kombucha, like the kombucha founder, like he did the whole video series on that guy. That guy actually, uh, there's a few guys that can take the joke well with Cody, particularly Cody and

well and they respond back and they end up doing like a video together and i think the cambucha guy did yeah he did i feel like that's the only way that you could that you could come back from something like that like you get completely roasted and then you just go and do a video with whoever roasted because you know like i i have a hard time believing that any of i guess what cody co says like in the videos like he's probably not going to go up to their face and like say that like in like a malicious intent i was going to say i don't think He's malicious with it. I think it's just trying.

It's comedy. It's comedy. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't. And it's pretty easy to make fun of people, though. Sorry, I didn't mean that.

Yeah, it is. No, and the few people that have done that with him seem to have only, like, furthered their brand. Some.

Some. Yeah, not everyone. What about the vape kid? What was that? That, yeah, he did a video with him,

uh, Maddie Smoke. Maddie smokes. Maddie fucking smokes. What the fuck is up? Yeah, that was funny. I still think of that sometimes when,

like, that's what i mean cody doing a video on him because mattie smokes was going somewhere but maybe not everywhere on youtube and uh he like now is kind of like big just from cody's videos yeah i don't i'd imagine it's like he's he's kind of like a meme but also kind of a little celebrity smokes i don't know he's like the jo rogan of putting people on yeah like just roasting them and giving a platform wow either you die from it or you could or you live i don't know if they could really hurt our brand like they could make fun of us but all the people that would watch probably wouldn't really watch us to begin with nothing we couldn't handle that was not a

challenge yeah yeah yeah if you go back pretty far it'd be but you can make it just goes to show you can make fun of literally anyone and anything it's like pretty easy you know and all it is is just like picking something like we could make fun of them you know like yeah I think that's kind of why also we stopped it's just spreading negativity which I can respect stopping, you know? Yeah. I thought it was cool when they talked about like basically what we've just done because it's what we like to do.

And they're like, this is what it takes to be a successful YouTuber. Yeah, you've got to be extreme. You've got to do all the things that you've got to take something extreme and then turn it up a little bit more. And that's what will make you successful. And we never really looked at it that way.

We're just like, yeah, we like shifter carts. What can we do with it that's even more out of the box? Yeah. And that's how we got here. I don't look at what we do as, like insane it's just what we do yeah most people think we're crazy though yeah yeah yeah

well i mean you look at most of the ideas but yeah i think i think i guess what they were probably saying though is like for the new creator that wants to make youtube videos like you got people out doing the crazy stuff so like your barrier to entry is much higher where you can't necessarily just like do the things that you maybe used to be able to do 10 5 years ago 100% like 10 years ago Lamborghini in the snow 8 million views Yeah

Now maybe a male Maybe 3,000 Yeah I mean that is kind of the truth too Where it's like You just have to be more creative Yeah now which is I guess good for the viewer Yeah you know

Because it gives the viewer like the best kind of entertainment Versus You just being able to produce shit and then it's like well this is what we got yeah we're going to watch it i think there's probably like um a certain level to it that you probably don't want to go past due to i guess like putting your life at risk but like you can always spend more money you can get more creative or you can do more dangerous shit so i guess there is like you know not just like doing more dangerous shit which is what we try and do yeah and that which is what we try not

that list of three things is like really important so mike you're picking up an fmx ramp this weekend i am right after this i got to leave actually i gotta take your truck man i'm so sorry that's fine he's gonna be hitting that me and ev the two riders yeah mike you're gonna go to x games one of these years man you keep at this way there's no way there's no way mike's gonna be in best trick like i'm saying there's no way i'm not trying to do that you can't you got to say positive mike i thought you're saying he was just like gonna go and be in the crowd oh he could do that. He's done that, but he's going to be out there. I mean, at the rate you're progressing, Mike. But not Evan? I don't think Evan. His lungs from the vape, I just worry about him. They might stop him, like, when they do a physical, like, hey, he's this guy good to come through it. They'll listen to him breathing.

They're like, this guy looks like there's something wrong with him. We're going to have to protect himself from himself. Dude, I'll take it. So you'll be out there. Yeah. Because you're the X games. Yeah. But yeah, after this, the cool thing is, like, FMX ramps are, like, kind of disposable. Like, it is what it is. But the one we're picking up.

How much does it cost? 2000. Oh, that's not too bad. Not too bad. I can get behind that. It's a full size? Well, full size, but it's 81 inches wide. Is that wide?

That's like really wide. Oh, so you could hit that on a snowmobile then. You could hit it on a snowmobile. You could hit that on a car, bro. I don't even want to say it. You can hit in a car. Holy shit. Side by side.

Is it strong enough for a car? It's a, Yeah, you got Ken thinking. Yeah, it's all metal welded. Oh, gosh. But yeah.

Would you jump your Bronco, Ken? Holy shit. The cool thing, when you got your Raptor though, your Bronco Raptor. The cool thing about it, yeah,

is that it's that wide. And you can, you can move it as you please. So we can move it, like, let's say we, when we build the landing, you can move it right up to the landing. Like, you could actually jump a car off of it.

Wow. Oh, good. I know. Pretty good deal. I know. Oh, great. That's a pretty damn good deal. I told the guy, I was like,

I was been talking back and forth, and Evan actually, like, kind of knows the guy from racing with him. Going down there today, taking Ben's truck, gonna pick it up. What trailer are you using? The flatbed is the only thing that...

I don't think you can control the flatbed with Ben's truck. I don't know. We're fucked then. I mean, we're not fucked. Like, we'll figure it out. The ram's down.

The ram blew a shock, so... How big is it? It's 81 inches wide, 22 feet long, and 12 feet... eight feet high. I don't even think 81 inches wide would fit on the flatbed. Measured.

Oh, okay. That's good. Good job. What's the height restriction for going on the road? That's what you take marks or something? If I could take, I mean,

I'll pay him some money or something. Yeah, absolutely. But like, I don't, I don't think you should pull that trailer that far with Ben's truck. I agree. I don't think Ben's truck should be on the road.

Don't take mine. Don't take mine. All right. Well, I'll talk to Mark. He'll let us use it. But yeah, I do have to leave right.

after this because he's like can you come in earlier i'm like dude i get it's friday but it's work with me mike i'm i'm so proud of you bro your your advancement is incredible i agree you become a pretty pretty damn good rider in the last three years no bad yeah you were bad yeah so i actually was going through the photos you'll very yeah but like i'm saying right now you are really good well like uh the one thing that was like the pivot point for me was was looking back on that i knew i was bad was when you and ken got out there we were doing a bit but you and ken like dressed up as like my riding coach and i was riding my 450 my Suzuki on like the pit bike track and i was like oh sweaty and you're like dude get it faster you know just being funny that was

a joke like at how it was actually riding i was riding a 450 and i just like was hitting these tiny jumps and I was like, this is the most... I'm like, I don't know how to hit fast. Yeah, it was like a wake-up call. I was hitting everything in first because that's all you really could do. And I was like, this is stupid. And then I never hit a track past that.

And then we built the track. And then my entire world opened up. Also having Evan technically, not even for the track stuff, wheelie stuff, having Evan as like a trainer. A mentor. Well, it helps so too. A mentor, yeah. Although I don't ride really ever anymore in like hitting jumps,

but like, when back when i did do that kind of stuff if you had someone who already can hit the jump perfect you can just fall right behind him you know exactly how fast to hit it at you know like so it's like you know that helps a ton and then your confidence gets going and then you know yeah and i would say having evan here hitting all of that stuff like help me i mean even on the pit bike track last week Evan i'll hit it first and then he hits it when you hit it and then i was like this it definitely makes a lot easier that's like honestly my biggest goal right now is like like finishing merch drops and becoming a better rider.

Maybe X-Games isn't on the question. Probably sillies, but. Unbelievable. You think you could make it by this August? I think if you start training harder, Mike, keep drinking those. Get the power rates over there. Also, wait, wait, wait.

Can I get a little siding out here? Are power raids super inferior to Gatorades? What's your guys' true opinion on that? I'm curious. I feel like they've got, like, their own market. Okay, yeah. So, like, growing up, I thought they were exactly the same. Then I started to realize they, Gatorade was whatever.

And then since like, I can't believe you drink powerades. I always used to drink Power Ed, always. And then I just recently switched to Gatorade because I had the Gatorade light with less sugar and shit. And for the record, I think I'm the fuck do you give a, since you started making fun of me. Less sugar. He was in the gym this morning with me. Yeah. Where were you?

In the gym. I was in the gym. Oh. Here. Look at me. I'm the only one who didn't work out today. Jamie, how we doing? I didn't either

But yeah You quit drinking pop No I have been trying to cut off I've been cutting down on my pop And I can't believe I'm saying it But yesterday I had A Mountain Dew with lunch And I had like a sugar crash

I almost fell asleep driving home I was so exhausted And I have been feeling better without pop You've been getting up so damn early I haven't getting up so damn early It's a good thing you got to laundry She's helping you Yeah she is

She's fixing me up good. Yeah, I guess to answer your question, Mike, I don't know. I feel like you got Powerade drinkers and then you get Gatorade guys. But I picture Evan's a Powerade kind of guy. And he's a little bit of an off-brand type of guy. Yes. Evan's more of a quick trip. Yeah, a quick trip.

So basically when I was like kind of sold on it, like I'm talking my whole life, I just thought they were the same. I actually like kind of prefer Powerade. However, I think Gatorade tastes better, which sounds silly. Anyway, I'm at the grocery store. Powerades. 32 ounces, a dollar. Gatorade's, 32 ounces, $2.

When you're buying water trucks like you are and everything else, you're buying, yeah, you got to save money somewhere. I start cutting costs, so shit. No, and I would have either way, but I was like, yeah, there's no way. I bought five powerades for the price, for $5. You know how much that would have cost me for Gatorade's? Ten. Put that right into the water truck.

To me, I don't even think I noticed the name. Like, if I went in, I was like, for some reason craving that kind of drink. I would just like go into the gas. I see the blue one. I'm like, perfect. It might as well say damn sports drink on it. I legit don't.

CJ just buys the sports drink. Yeah. I don't think I would notice. Seriously? I mean, now you guys made me conscious of it. But like obviously I know there's two, but I don't,

I think I would just pick whichever one was right there. Really? The sippy caps. Oh, I love that. I'm a sucker for the sippy caps. So this has 50% more electrolytes than the leading sports drink. Whatever. I don't know if that's true or not.

The leading sports ring has got to be Gatorade, right? Honestly, ever since Prime came to the C store, I've completely necks Gatorade and Power Rate. I always go for Prime. Shit's good. And Logan is paying me to say that. Yeah, I was like, wow, that's something like an ad. And also for the noise.

Because I can't say it like anything anymore. Yeah. Logan's not paying him to say that. That's why it's funny. He'll send him an invoice. Earlier when you go, Mike, I heard you cough. Are you sick? I thought you were about to go into an ad.

Same, bro. we fucking go. No, I'd spare you guys at the ads. I do them all by my love some here. That would have been so funny. I like doing podcast ads, which I like never do them.

Because like you just kind of read it. I like reading the ads and Ryan does a really good job. Oh, he doesn't let anyone else do them. He gets all over. No, he would let me do them. Territorial over him.

You can have Adam. I just. How about you, Ken? Ken's only done one. Ken's done one and they never renewed. No, you did one.

Who was it? You did draft. Kings and they never renewed. Oh, fuck. Well, and we can't talk. Nope, the guy that we sent the deal to or our old manager for brand deals. He asked,

please don't like Ken do anymore. And it was with Draft Kings too. That would have been a good one to lock. It looked like they had a gun behind it. He was like, I love sports. For him not asking for anymore, that is a bummer. But looking back on that ad,

Oh, it's hilarious. It looks like we have a gun to your house. So I edited it and I got a couple of pretty good screenshots from it. Just pop them up here. I'll send them to you, Ryan, of like the outtakes of Ken doing it. Did you just have to read that one? Yeah, you had a prompter. He was reading off a prompt.

Yeah, we had a little teleprompter for a while. I feel like we're not, like I don't know how much. Hey, get this done in an hour. We got to do this. Write a script too. And he's like, fuck. It's not that much to ask. I do that almost every week.

That's just how it is. I don't think we're talking bad. We like doing brand deals when it makes sense. We only pick good ones too, honestly. I'm not going to promote shit. Like Ben said, a lot of the brands we have worked with have been like so nice and like, I don't know. It's just, it's like kind of an honor to do it.

We've put in our time. Yeah. We've had the, we've had to do the shitty ones. Yeah. Yeah. They pay the bills. Keep the lights on. Keep filling Micah's water truck.

That's the, expensive thing we got to deal with. All right. As we wrap up here, I just have like one light question. Like, how do you guys think you're going to dress when you're 70? So the one thing that I can preface before you answer is that old people, let's say just 70-year-old dudes, they don't wear backwards hats. And if I saw a 70-year-old man wearing a backwards hat, I would think that he was cool.

I think that he was cool. So that's kind of what I'm saying. So it's like, if I was 70, all you got to do is like put a backwards hat on and you have a button up shirt like this or something like that's what i'm just wondering how do you think you'll actually dress when you're 70 and no times change probably in a space suit be on my way to mars that's what i mean like to live forever like times will change but let's say you just dress exactly how you dress like skinny jeans air force ones because i see boy shirt yeah like like the coolest like grandpa rons ever looked

is like in his own grandpa ron shirt but he usually wears like pleaded slacks and he looks like he's going golfing. Yeah, like he looks like he's going golfing every day. And he's been reping his grandpa

Ron shirts. See? I gave him a bunch to give out to a bunch people. Yeah. Yeah. That's good.

But I guess I shouldn't even, like, let's just say, how do you think you're going to dress? I would like to think that I would dress the same just a little tamed down.

I don't know if you tamed down. I don't know if you're just trying to picture you old wearing that. I know. Yeah. And like yesterday I'm in the grocery store wearing the American flag slash shorts that we had like the trunks.

And I'm like, I couldn't wear these and I'm 70. I feel like your blood, 100%. No, I bet you old people wear what they, around kind of like similar style of what they just always wore from their era of just living. What do you think Ken's going to do for his nuts? They're going to be so big at that point. Some kind of suspenders for them?

For the nuts? Yeah, possibly. For the nuts. Suspender nuts Or like something to cradle them Hold on to keep them from going down his pant legs Is that a thing? Because if it's not, Ken, you could start that.

Suspenders for your nuts. What he needs is like some real compression So they don't even fall out by his knee. Suspenders for your nuts is as real as a wiener belt is. Maybe he'll get plastic surgery And get his nuts Nuts done. Really?

Oh, I got a Nog. Would you ever tight center of that? No. You wouldn't get a nut job? Actually, I don't think that's a thing. But getting your nuts, like, tucked back up has to be the equivalent of a boob reduction. You know, when you hear about, oh, you got a boob reduction, and they're like, yeah, it was hurting my back. And then all guys are like, well, geez, well, you want to make them smaller.

That would be the same. Yeah, exactly. Do you have lower back problems because of your nuts? Or hip problems? This is the same thing we had with Evans Hog. It's you just taking one little thing and running with it. Oh, it's not a little. It's too big.

I feel like his nuts hang low and keep like a low center of gravity and like where they're attached he's like not really like it's not wearing on anything besides maybe his knees yeah very low center from gravity very balanced it's almost like a counterweight like think about it and that but if he moves too fast as long as he's with it could go bad As long as he's in a, you know, within the gravitational pull of the earth, he should be okay. Do they do the thing, you know, like on your desk where you put the balls that always keep moving? Do they do the thing where they click back and forth continuously? No, I wish, though.

We should harness energy for a renewable source. Ken's walking and he stops, but is not stone. And he like kind of like, yes, he's like, yeah, you good? He's got to counteract it. He's like, that's kind of why I don't run because, like, yeah, it's just a lot. all right this is a good spot to end yeah it is on that note all right we'll see you next time

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