Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Ryan's Reaction to Best Friend Proposing to Sister Prank

Episode Date: August 15, 2023

In today's podcast, Ken charters his first plane on a family vacation, Micah explains how inflation is affecting him, someone overpays for a car even more than Ryan does, Ryan tells Micah how he felt during the proposal prank with his sister. Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Quiet night in on Friday. It's good to have a routine, and it's good for your eyes too, because with regular comprehensive eye exams at Specsavers, you'll know just how healthy they are. Visit Spexavers.cavers.cai to book your next eye exam. I exams provided by independent optometrists. Mike, you got to fix your sleep schedule, man. I was like driving. I'll just start her a plane. You guys want to know something that I could be criminally charged with? Yeah, and that's when you offered me the job. Yep. On my birthday. I'll never forget that. I'll ask you beforehand, and it won't be so chaotic, I promise. Try to not act so surprised and disappointed.

Who, live less, or sorry, live more, worry less. That's not even like a parody shirt. It's just an inspiration to people. I figured I couldn't be funny on this podcast. I decided I'd be inspiring now. Why did you think you couldn't be funny? It seems that my humor doesn't always translate. And honestly, also my shirts weren't even that fun.

I just feel like they were too deep. I disagree. I disagree. I would say like a lot of your funniest shirts, the punchline was covered by the desk. It's at the bottom. We need to get couches up in here. We'll go with that. Yeah, we have talked about that.

The desk will be going at some point. We're busy, busy. But we'll move to couches at a certain point. It'll be more of a chill vibe. Eventually. Yeah, eventually. We got, what in the world is that? What is my iPhone 14th?

Team Pro Max? I've never had someone set their phone down and just take me out that hard. What is the case? What is it? What the frick is that big? It's like this, but the pants are no way. It has a hinder. I love it.

What? Is that Patrick Star? Yeah, I don't really, yeah. What's up with his face looking so weird? I don't know. It's from China. Is that supposed to be something on the side of the cheeks or is that supposed to say? It's like it's a glisten.

Yeah, the glisten. Yeah, reflection. A lot of curve. Yeah, sorry. I didn't mean to jam me up. Dude, I'd like to think that if there was a SpongeBob that was made by, made in China for Chinese people, it would look like this. Well, not SpongeBob, but Patrick.

I think that's just like the knockoffs. That way they don't get hit with like a seasoned assist, you know? Put the shorts back on the rights to be making Patrick Star phone cases. Well, Evan didn't come with a funny shirt, but he sure came with a funny phone case. I thought it was a mushroom from over here. I was like, oh, I don't know, Ev. Dude, did you rock that all weekend? What did people say?

No, honestly, it just showed up in the mail. So I just broke it out. How much did you spend on that case, Evan? $4, but it took like two months to get here. Oh, worth it. Worth it. It's like my externs, dude. They have like a frying pan.

So it's a real full 10-inch frying pan that your phone just sits in the middle of. Like, who is buying this stuff? I feel like that's more of one of those things you've thrown your purse or your like a knapsack. Like that's not a pocket case. Ev, I want to see you rock that case for 30 days. you know have i uh there's a lot of good qualities that you have but i wouldn't say that uh your money spending is is is one of your terrible terrible terrible yeah no i know i probably should get a financial advisor but it's kind of like going to the doctor like i'm a little hurt

i don't want to go in and hear bad news they're only going to tell you things you're not going to like to hear i'll tell you that much yeah i'm not not trying to hear it you'd have to have like a full lifestyle change i think i'm not ready for it But I think if they were to inform you that you need a lifestyle change, like you'd be like, oh, you're no longer my financial advisor. Yeah, it would be a different one that tells them to spend money. Yeah, where's the, where's the advisor that tells me to head to Vegas once a month? Once a month.

Well, bro, Ab is a big advocate. Like, this is more for the doctor when he's like, you know, you're having a genuine conversation with Ken about his knee. And you're like, Ken, why do you keep going back to the doctor? No news is good news if you ask me. Yeah. If you can move, if you can get through your daily life, no matter how bad it hurts,

but you can make daily life work, you're fine. Can you without a brace? No. Short answer to no. All right, where's the video of Ken sprinting through the airport? Dude, I saw it. It does not exist. It does exist.

You were sprinting through the airport? He wasn't sprinting, but he was moving swiftly. I need to get to the Sky Club to get my free drinks. You were exposed by your brother. Yeah, Cody sent us a snap when you were on your way to Alaska. Dude, and I was, I mean, Again, it was, it was incriminating. You were not sprinting, but you were moving.

Faster than... Smooth, too. People, faster than people without injured knees. Move. Getting a free drink. I'll take it, yeah, he's got a reason. I just sit in front of TSA for a half an hour waiting for him to get through. So I was like...

Does it suck just traveling with a peasant, huh? Non-pre-check people. Dude, I was cracking up about that, too. So Ben right now is in Big Sky with his girlfriend, and they're flying out of Fargo, so there's no line, usually, honestly, not a line. He still walks through the TSA pre right to the front and, like, makes her walk the zigzag back and forth, even though they got to the front at, like, the same time.

It's tough. I can see both sides on this because I am a royalty with TSA pre-check, and I'm just going to use it. I don't care if you guys don't and maybe slightly inconvenient that we can't get to the airport five minutes before our flight takes off. But I'm just going to use it, and I'm going to not walk the zigzag and not have to take. I got my belt and shoes.

But that's fair when we're in a group. Like, you know, you know that Evan and I have to walk to the zigzags. Yeah. But if it's just you and the girlfriend. There have been times that the zigzags are quicker. I agree. I love that shit. When we go through the zigzags and we look over at them and they got a bigger line and

TSA pre-check. It's amazing. And then we end up just getting there at the same time. I'm like, yep. But you still have to take off your shoes and your belt and everything. Yeah, I guess that was so much work. I don't know the time I choose. So, I mean, that is kind of tough.

So Ken, you and your brother. went on a little excursion this week to Alaska to be family vacation parents are taking their RV across the fucking continent they fucking love that thing just RV tripping everywhere I I honestly feel bad because they got this RV brand new last year okay I'm I'm looking at the same and the thing and the thing is falling apart like it's the same like you know all the trim pieces are falling like the RV we had the trim pieces are falling off stuff's not working bathroom doors broken uh pretty close actually but i was like god it really shows just how shittily built RVs are i mean to be fair they get shook to shit and driving up to Alaska those can't be good roads they do go on Canada roads

they're trash they're trash in that state but it's like i'm just looking at this camper and it's just like this thing is twice the price of the one we had and it's still just a piece of garbage they're still just falling apart when you drive it. Maybe they're just really testing out the suspension on their three weeks alone. They're six weeks alone. Two retirees just traveling to con with a bunch of other retirees. I would love to have sent a camera crew with that with you on that, Ken. I mean, Ken goes on a trip to Alaska with his family in an RV.

How could you describe it in one word? Was it tolerable? Boring. Really boring. Why was it boring? I mean, my family's boring too. Yeah, but why was it boring? Think about the things your parents are interested

and think is fun on a trip and then think about the things we do when we're on a trip. Right. And they're just completely different things. So, like, what were you guys doing? Drove around in the car, walked around at all. Really? That was it.

That must be hard for a guy with a bad knee. Sitting in a car. The walking. The walking. I was thinking more of the walking, but I mean, I guess, yeah, sitting too. Everything's flat. It's a tour.

It's flat. Denali, it's a tourist town. They have everything like, you know, it's ADA certified. So it's... So did you rock around on a jazzy? No, no. I would have a plane, sat in a Jeep. Tell me about that little airplane.

Yeah, I would never. Ken told me at lunch today that he chartered an aircraft for him and his brother. Are you serious, Ken? It was, it was like $1,200 to charter a plane, and it was like $1,000 to rent a car. And it'd take like four and a half, five hours of drive, or you can charter a plane and get there in an hour. So that was pretty, I was like, fuck driving. I'll just start her a plane. I was surprised you didn't have them just drive you all the way home or fly you all

way home. Well, they, that'd be a lot fine. Yeah, Ken sent a snap that it was like, it kind of makes me want to get my pilot's license. If there's anywhere, any state, I guess, or anywhere in the world you can visit that makes you want to get your pilot's license, definitely Alaska. I was looking down at like all the lakes, you know, around here, everyone's got boats and all that to cruise around in. Every single lake, like every house that was on the,

the lake down there had a plane out front float plane that that is the alaskan boat so what's your parents think when you had a plane pick you and your brother up from it looked like they were if i saw it correctly they were standing out watching you guys take off that's exactly what you think they got their phones out facing them wrong wrong your whole finger in front of the camera just imagine your parents trying to take a video so you didn't even get the insta story well i got the it's the story for me. I grant, my Cody.

That is what my mom did. She's just waving. Was she crying because she's so proud that her son chartered a PJ? It was not a PJ. It was a PP. It was a PP. There's a mid-sized PP.

It could hold five people. So, I mean, have you spent that much time with your family in... Not in a long time. And I don't need to do it again. you still said it into the mic they could still hear it i know but it's quieter i mean i just i can't even really imagine the dynamic it did seem like you were really having a good time like you're posting you and your brother you're drinking wine together like you were chilling it looked

it looked like you were me yeah it looked like you're having a good time nice up there nice to get away see some different scenery but i i feel like alaska's kind of like the more inconvenient Montana. That should be their slogan. It's like seven hours to get there. There's no roads anywhere. The roads are all trash. It's just like the same scenery.

It's all mountains. Yeah. I love that. So Montana is the frontier. Alaska is. The last frontier. The last frontier is it? No bars and everything's inconvenient.

What's the lady's situation like up there? All gilfs. Just all gilfs. But gilfs. So there's a gilf. Yeah. It's not like grandma. There was no no chicks under 50.

in that town. But they were all good-looking. GILFs. Yeah, there was a few good-looking ones. A few, but, I mean, if they're a gilf, that means that you would. There was a few, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess we could clear that up.

Like, in order for them to be a gilf, they have to be, you know. The I.F. You know. Yeah. Otherwise, they're just grandmas. Yep, yep, yep. But was there any single ladies on your parents' RV trip? All couples.

They were all coupled up. You do have a history with. What's the next topic we're covering? Really. He has a history of consulting. Consulting. I wasn't sure if there's actually a real thing that happened. Consulting can turn into a lot of things.

You're right. I'm sorry. You actually have a history of bringing couples closer. You have the business card and everything. Unwillingly have the business cards, but yeah. I'll throw a picture of it up. Please, please blur some certain aspects of that, but your number that's already been leaked?

No, just the really aggressive tagline of I fuck married couples. Jesus. Oh, gosh. Yeah, Ken, for your sake, we'll move on. Yeah, it did look like a fun trip, though. I'm glad you went. It was nice. You know, everybody kind of took off, did their own thing.

We held down Kormarant, though, so don't worry. So I got some good stuff around here, yeah. It was quiet around here. It was odd, it was odd. Please don't ever leave me again. Yeah, it was pretty quiet, yeah. You guys still had a good time on Saturday. Ev, what did you do back home?

A real low-key weekend, didn't get into much. Really? I don't believe that for a second. You know, rode some dirt bikes, drank some Tonys, you know, pretty standard run-of-the-mill weekend. Thursday or Friday you left, you go, hey, is it cool if I take the big wheel? And, you know, it's one of those. I'm like, of course. I didn't even notice it was gone.

And I didn't actually ride it that much because I found out it is not as capable as a regular dirt bike that all my friends had. Yeah. So I think I kind of parked it and just borrowed a bike. most of the weekend so that's why i came back not broken yeah she's just as good as when she left it was pretty interesting seeing like the the jump that you guys had gone and then i saw evan hit it last on the big wheel and it looked like you didn't know what you're doing but i knew that it was just because you were on the big wheel no the the big wheel is it's just a novelty it's super cool it's a ton of fun to ride it in the right circumstances but i went to like a really fun trail system with a bunch of

my friends that have like brand new dirt bikes big wheel just i was struggling i felt i could have done better on the r6 what would people say if you started just riding that thing around i kind of want to do it now that you say that you should just hang up to sell the ktm nope don't do that go that far take the r6 all right fair sorry gavin uh the big wheel is kind of like what a three wheeler is to a four wheeler and a dirt bike it's not good at either it's just kind of right in the middle but it's cool but it's cool novelty. Which I can appreciate it. Everyone sees it like oh that's so sick and

then maybe they take a little lap around and like yeah it's super cool but when it just comes down to it it is just much more inconvenient than a real dirt bike. I love that word to describe it because I think it's really accurate but like can you imagine how hurt Gavin would be if

someone described a three wheeler as a novelty I don't think it is I personally don't think it is but if it was Gavin you're just these three wheelers are just just a novelty thing he'd be like don't tell me that they kind of are i mean though really they are they are becoming more of a novelty obviously as time goes on yeah as the vehicles that are coming out are like immensely capable yeah honestly though i think a three-wheeler may be the best tool to learn how to wheelie because they are super stable having the two wheels in the rear and the front is so light

as long as you got a proper break, which most of those 83 wheelers don't have, but if you can get one with a proper rear brake, I think it's a perfect learning tool, but training wheels. Well, there you go. So, Ev, when I was thinking about, well, actually, it's kind of a two-parted deal.

I was thinking about my buddy Evan, who may not be the best with money, and I also love to go on these car auction sites and look where you can buy, cars from auction and they may have problems they may be good you know i've always been searching for a deal just like me might have some problems yeah i was going to say you get what you get yeah they might be good though you never know so i was uh scrolling through one of the forms that posts different cars in there and then someone bought a 2000 a 2015

toyota four runner SR5 pretty generic car right it's sweet it's got a uh you have frames damage transmission problem open recall and uh yeah it it's basically it's messed up right so you put in bids and all the bids are binding when you put the money in it it goes this guy accidentally instead of putting in $12,000 for this shitty Toyota don't tell me 120 put in a hundred and 12 thousand dollars sold for no imagine so the money's gone the money's gone the money's gone The minute you put in, it's gone. There's got to be, again, so like... Hard bid.

That gives me anxiety. The nitty gritty, like, he's got to bring in, like, a lawyer, right? I mean... I mean, technically... To save him... To save his ass $100,000. I would. He probably checked boxes that said he knew what he was doing.

I know, and just did it so fast. I mean, you bid on him multiple times. You may be a little lared up buying cars off auction. I mean, I do get Lairied and go on eBay once in a while. It's usually just records and $100,000. And shitty phone case, but can you imagine? Ev, you use Amazon? No, dude, he doesn't.

Yeah, Ev, you're like stuck in that like 2007 era of the internet. We'll see he was laughing when Myspace comes back. You look at Evans' Myspace. It's like the most up-to-day thing. It's popping. You posted like right before it's about to run a podcast. Don't worry. You guys are my top friends.

Oh, I missed that. Ken got me into Facebook when I was young because we would play the different games on it. And his parents or my parents, rather were pissed at him same for being pissed when i got a facebook for being introduced to the online world and i got to imagine if you could have told them in that moment that i would weekly spute my fun life and then an hour and a half long telling different stories they would have had a panic attack hundreds of thousands of people oh for sure actually though and i remember that like i was uh on the side of things like my social media was if i could keep it away from

my parents, I would. Absolutely. But Facebook, it was just fine. Oh, you got a Facebook. That's cool. And I'd show them, like, yeah, I'm just posting pictures. I went to the pumpkin patch last week. No, yeah, yeah. No, but they didn't even, like, they knew about that. Like, they just knew that was right down the road. They were like, okay, well, he maybe shouldn't do that. But Facebook was fine. I just remember my best friend at the time, like, he's like, yeah, I can't have a Facebook till I'm 18. And I wanted to, like, say some shit to his dad. I wanted to be like, you know, I'm like, what the, like, are you? How sheltered you want him? dude some people like we're so afraid of that online world like they thought like oh if you

you know posted a picture on the internet like people are going to like come and find you yeah oh your name your birthdays out there like all that yeah now it's for us to remember people's birthdays yeah you see it on facebook i wouldn't remember anyone's birthday if it wasn't on social media if there wasn't a birthday cake next to uh your name on snapchat there's no way i mean your guys is maybe but like everyone else is what's my birthday No idea. March? No, we were in Vegas.

No, we... March 15? You're both right. We were in California, San Diego. The first year, yeah, and that's when you offered me the job. Yep. On my birthday. You'll never forget that.

On a beach in, yeah, San Diego, yeah. Dr. Mimamosas. But then the last year, yeah, March. March 22nd. Dang. All right, we're close. Sorry to put you on the spot.

When's my birthday, Evan? I know when you're first. that's today bro that's today you didn't know that I mean so yeah as we're filming this it is August 13 so I just I love how you like guessed it and you're like I didn't even know that was today

if we ever really talked about that like what the process what happened when we hired Ev at that beach bar in San Diego I think we have but have we yeah you know Evan was explaining about how he wanted to get into YouTube and he had this kid come out

and film you know for him and whatever but it just didn't really turn out that good or whatever he filmed and edited for him and he's like yeah it's just tough because like I show up and I'm on you know your guys's thing and it's like put out there and such a well packaged thing and whatever and then when someone else says it's just like it just was a lower quality or whatever he's like yeah I don't even know where to start we're like well we were actually thinking about hiring you on if you wanted to go full time and then pretty much called his boss the next like an hour later no no no no you had the text

you texted him yeah well And it wasn't even so much that I was really even trying to like, like, I don't even know what, but with, fuck. It wasn't even so much that I was like trying to like really get into YouTube so much. Like I just thought it was cool and hanging out with you guys is obviously it was unreal. But it was more just being so over the routine I was in. Working that just. Just so over it wanting to do anything else. And so what, what obviously that was a very hard work and like, I mean, would you say,

shitty work like it sucked yeah like it did like there's a million shitty jobs out there so I don't want to say oh this was so much worse than the next one but no it was your standard shitty construction job like yeah except for yours was working with deadly chemicals oh yeah don't let children

around yeah no I got like 15 more years I'm a guy so yeah what's up with that what's the deal with that so if you you were that's what he asked after he said yeah I have 15 years left in my life well he says it all what's up with that I do I kind of joke about like the timer but So they say there's a, like, it's like 25 to 40 years is the latency period.

The asbestos, you breathe it in, whatever, and it'll just, like, sit there. And then it just hits. And I think they say that, like, the average life expectancy after realizing you have an asbestos-related disease is, like, three to six months. Holy crap. So you'd just be cruising along, chilling, boom. Massive cancer, dead. but you took the proper precautions to keep that off your body

where the respirators right I mean unless I needed a smoke breaker was just a little sore of wearing a mask and you'd probably take it off no I don't there's a lot of levels but more of the stories you definitely get exposed like you can do everything right and you're still gonna like

do they don't pay enough for that shit no kidding no they don't no there it's probably not worth it but like at the time kid right out of high school start making like some serious money like you just do it like sign your life away put me to work all there is to it i guess the bills it is true i mean when you compare salaries of something like that you're like yeah i could go work at the parts counter somewhere and make this amount of money or i could go do this and work my ass off and get

extra hours and overtime and then i have the money to buy dirt bikes and go on trips and do all the stuff that you want to do i mean i totally get how makes sense was just talking to a kid the day he was like yeah i started doing concrete because i really wanted to go snowmobiling and concrete guys don't work in the winter and i'm making much of money in the summer yeah i think there's a lot of seasonal workers they just 80 90 hours a week in the summer and then just yeah winter off fish ice fishing snowmobiling honestly it gave me if that works for you it's not that bad of a deal man like just chilling in the winter you know because you get unemployment and all that and then just personally though i like the summer though so it sucks to be like booked out all summer it's

yeah yeah winters suck i feel like you still even now like make the most of your time like a lot of people work and then they go home and they're tired and then they don't do anything all weekend they watch tv but i feel like you were always hitting bike races you're doing ice races you're going here with the buddies like you know i feel like you're always out and about even when you leave here we can have a big week where you have to work freaking 15 hours a day all day here and then you go home and you somehow go harder than you did all week here yeah i was telling my dad that you he was asking about you and i was like honestly when evan goes home he does way more dangerous shit than he does here honest it really is probably more

dangerous way way less yeah way looser that's a good word to put it yeah just but i think that's how i got here that's true but yeah i can't yeah and and those hobbies and honestly i have the best group of friends back home like we have so much fun you do it's a I try to share it, like, on the Snapchat, like, you get to see a little bit of the back home life. It's been fun, yeah. It grows in a Snapchat plug, sickening. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, I thought you were going to start listening up.

Shout out Slim, shout out Cousin Joe. On me on Snap, Evan Schiff. Did we ever tell you that that RV trip was almost like your test run? In a way? I think I, like, yeah, I kind of like heard that. Or maybe like after, not like right on the spot, but a little later, yeah. I heard a rumor that because we talked about it as a crew and we're like we'd never hired anybody on that point like this crew is so tight and we're like we really get along with Evan we love

having them around like can we afford to have them around uh which man we could have never imagined can't afford not too but exactly I mean you know that and so we're like well let's go on the RV trip and if if we can spend that many days two weeks locked in a 20 some foot metal box together and still want to hang out you know i think it's probably worth it man you guys were lucky that i was still like i'm my best behaved yeah yeah you weren't bringing egg salad and that was the next year the first rb trip if you would have brought up can you imagine he brings egg salad the first trip and we're like nah we can't deal with this shit man i think i i really knew cj and ken like the least because i got to go on the dirt bike in the snowmobiling

trips so i'd spent a pretty decent amount of time ryan ben and micah quite a bit with micah you know stay up late whatever so it kind of makes sense like yeah you guys probably didn't know me that well i would say like coming into that trip like you know someone who's your best friend i go i'll probably evan yeah that is true and then sorry right but uh yeah yeah and you even said that you're like you know i hope like that cj and and can are chill with me yeah and i'm like of course course they are like you weren't doubting that but he's like give me a break dude like very against it then he saw i'm kidding kidding of course and the rest is history honestly the rest is absolute history uh yeah like ryan said we we definitely didn't know if we'd ever bring someone on but now

i don't know how yeah yeah exactly well without you yeah without it without it without that I'm a bro character. Thought that, Stinky Hinder. I'll drink to that. Cheers, brother. I feel like you two really were the tightest because you two are certified chillers.

Yeah. Like, I guarantee you and we got a couple of buddies in town from Canada, I guarantee I will see Snapchat's at 3 a.m. Tonight of you guys up hanging. That's chilling, yeah. You guys are way better chiller than me. And no offense,

but really just do nothing. And do it. And stay up all night doing it. I know. I was just thinking about this today. Whereas me, I'm like, I've got to get to bed. Right, right. I'm almost, like, almost. It's like a fine line.

I'm, I should say I'm equally as productive during, let's say, the work week. If I am just a really good boy and go to bed, you know, and hanging out with the girlfriend and just really tame, and vice versa, staying up late doing, like, until 3 a.m. With having hit golf balls at the water truck. Yeah. I'm like just as productive doing both things. That's because you, some. somehow survive without sleep you're like whatever the opposite of a sloth is weird it's weird I actually did

run myself down on the merch drop I was actually pretty bummed you were getting sick or yeah yeah like I lack of sleep you know staying up way later than I should be like just kind of just cranking on it not even being like the craziest productive but like still working on it and I'm like fuck dude I'm like not getting sleep and then I got sick like I'm sick right now and I'm pretty bummed about it however most the time it's crazy and I didn't mean it in like you guys aren't doing anything thing because you are having fun and realistically that's like the most important i'd say it might be the most important i mean what's the point of life if you're not enjoying it uh so i mean hitting golf balls at the water truck at three in the morning out there drinking tony's six hundred dollars on the line

yeah that's fun that's fun honestly like i wish i was there for that you know money yeah but mike i i do you got to fix your sleep schedule man for sure like especially i don't even know how you do it but like lately like this last week with the merch shop like i was saying really really really relatively like getting a lot of shit done but dude just it's a universal thing whether i'm saying up till two or three or four or five sleeping until 11 let's just say 11 like that's i try not to sleep any past that but 11 or 11 30 man the day after that or sorry the day after like the day after you wake up goes like this it's like two exactly but is it half gone i know you guys wake up like really early but is i know the work day is half gone but like is the day half gone

as in like i'm not like justifying anything just a skewed perspective but but yeah that i think that's the toughest thing it's like yeah truly the two o'clock five o'clock seven o'clock and then it's night time i'll change one day you think you'll be able to convince me like dude waking up at eight it's tough for me but man those four hours before noon are like gold oh wow You just can't believe that you're saying, like, it's unbelievable. You should start working. Every person with a job ever knows that. Wake up at like six in the morning.

But see, that will never happen for me. No, but just you should try it once. You wake up at like six and then you go and make a cup of coffee. And since you're up earlier than most people probably start their day seven, eight. But like since around here it's maybe nine, you have this, you have this free time to just do whatever you want. And you can sit there and sip some coffee. get your head clear yeah and just and kind of puts around do whatever like the few things that you maybe got to do that just are personal i don't know it's just it is nice you really start to enjoy that i think

yep i guess you probably do that at night yes i 100% agree with that though because i do do exactly that at night but but you can't drink black coffee during that time exactly and on the off chance that you know maybe like on one wanting to do something or or anyone anyone like i'm talking like yeah of course people are going to want to do shit 7, 8, 9, 10. But yeah, on the off chance that someone's like wanting to do something from from 8 until 1 in the morning, that's a problem. It'd be like if someone was trying to come up to you at 7.30 and was like, let's do something.

And then you're like, well, no, this is my time. But you would say no then. But so I think once, if there's ever a time that I can find out that the value that those three hours before work are more valuable than, because I already agree that they are. Yeah. It's just like a lot of. Yeah, yeah, getting there. Hungry now.

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Oh hungry, oh Henry. You're talking about that valuable four hours. Eight to noon. Midnight to 4 a.m. That's when, like, I think the majority of the stories, the funny videos, all the good stuff happens then. Don't tell me that. I mean, yeah, but the problem is it's like Tuesday for Mike and he, that's like his six o'clock work day. Right, right.

Exactly. Exactly. So it's like, I'll find myself in those situations a lot. But yeah, it's like when I am working, then I'm like. I don't feel bad one second about being up late, you know, and hopefully getting up in the morning. But yeah, then it's like when I get tangled up doing the fun shit.

Well, yeah. And if you catch a working groove, too, there's nothing better than that. And then that's, I get why you wouldn't want to quit. I would say moral of the story is like, it's not a good thing.

It can be good, but it's not a good thing. Whereas, like, waking up early is like almost always a good thing. Yeah. Like, when is that going to bite you in the butt?

I'd say, except for then you get tired at night. And so that's, another crazy thing is like I don't like yawn anymore it's crazy dude I'm not joking like I'm not and before it was like I just slept as long as I could sleep and and that has kind of pulled back like now I just like I just don't be like yawn yes I do like as a normal person but I'm not like I don't hit a point where I'm just like oh man I'm just worn down right now it's just like when I'm up I'm up it's crazy might have to do with the

semi truckload of Celsius we go through everything Yeah, dude, if I ever, I'm yawning one Celsius, and it's like, you're back to us. dialed. Did you guys see that Elon and Mark Zuckerberg now called off their fight? Literally a week after calling it on. Back and forth. And I'm like, I'm starting to believe that the whole thing is a hoax. No, no, it sounds like Zuckerberg's about it, but obviously Elon.

That's what I'm, that's not. He's probably just like, why the fuck would he do that? I don't know. Neither would he. I wouldn't. For the culture. Dude, I mean, it, it would be. absolutely the coolest thing to ever come out of right now ever.

Elon's for the culture, but Mark Zuckerberg actually probably beat him. If he's like, obviously, Jiu-Jitsu has nothing. Training. With boxing, but like he actually does combat sports, you'd think he would have the edge in that. If I had to guess, I feel like he does. Yeah, I agree. That's probably why Elon pulled out.

And Elon's like, wait, yeah, I'm kind of old. I mean, you just got to look, like, Elon's in his 50s. Mark Zuckerberg is like upper. 30s, probably low 40s, I mean Maybe you could fill in for Elon since you're such a Tesla fan. I'll pass. Ken gets in there and fucking fights

Mark Zuckerberg. That'd be amazing. Gotta let the knee heel up. Well, he does. I just don't know. I don't know. I want it to happen really bad as essentially as a viewer. Yeah, as a viewer in the one of millions of viewers in the statistics of wanting to

happen. Like, yeah. I want to watch it. So bad. that would be the biggest pay-per-view event ever probably ever absolutely i don't know i don't know i think it could be but i also think it could be on the same level as like a jake paul type of thing but yeah then again i guess i just it would get a lot of buzz you're right i think a lot of people would tune into it i just think it would be because of the pull i'm going back on it i think it would be the biggest pay-per-view event you'd start putting big money on it you'd start hearing these Dream is all a million on this, a million on that.

You're hearing about this. You know, like, how, you know how, like. It would be such a, a shitty fight, though. It really would be. If Mark Zuckerberg puts out a thing, here's like, here's the link. This will just be in your feed or the fight. You're right. They start charging like a $50 pay per view fee.

I can see, like, my dad's not going to tune in for that. I think your dad would get, he would hear the buzz from some friends. And he would go over there and probably sit down a lot. Yeah, you're right. Maybe he and his buddies, they have like a garage party. But it would be one of those. shitty fights kind of like back in the day the YouTuber fights when they like it's their first boxing match they're not really boxers and then it's just like kind of just a lot of like flailing

and it's just not a whole lot of uh but anything but with their aura around them oh it would be it would be fine like you're not going to want to watch anyone else have a shitty fight you just be laughing that's true i think you would put it on more of like a rough and rowdy kind of they go to bars they know you can you imagine they leave really that more of this the show would be like a rough and rowdy kind of thing but it's like chicks and bikinis holding up signs stuff like i think that's the only way they could make it entertaining so yeah what's the deal with that king david portnoy sold barstool to pen for 500 million obviously he didn't get a check for 500 million it went different places all that type of stuff so from what i understand is obviously barstool is a pretty

abrasive brand in many ways in many ways and so is dave and so because of what dave done in the past He really shit on ESPN. ESPN's owned by Disney, the largest sports media company in the world. And Penn wanted to partner with ESPN to make a sports book, basically, right? It would be the hugest thing ever. Well, ESPN wouldn't work with them if they owned Barstool. So Dave got Barstool back for $1. Wow.

How does that work, though? What a win. I see the memes. He got the money and he got his company back. How does that work? In which way? I just want like Maybe why wouldn't someone else buy it for like more than a dollar?

Like how does he get the opportunity to buy it back for a dollar? It's probably a good question. I bet you they had some type of a deal worked out and probably Dave didn't want to sell to anybody else because he was sick of being controlled by somebody else doing things. My friends that are hardcore, I think they go by stoolies, but like barstool people are pissed because they like barstool sports is a sports thing, not as like all of the clickbait podcast meme things that they do. So they were pissed.

I'd just talked to him last night about it. They're fired up. About what? Just like, it's going to be a bunch of shitty clickbait again. They're going to just keep pushing Brianna and Brianna chicken fry and all. They don't like Brianna chicken fry? And I was like, yeah, guys, you're forgetting that she's one of the biggest people in that group.

Like, that's where media's headed. So you're saying that it's going to go more to the clickbait memes and podcasts and less. I thought it was going to go more to sports. I just, I honestly figured to go the same. I think there'll be more of like a. media company, which I mean, they're crushing it at right now, but they are what they are. But I think they'll go probably more media. But yeah, I wondered that too.

I was like, how is there not someone else that's like, well, I'll put up $550 million and I want to buy it over Dave Portnoy? I was just wondering that. Yeah, I don't really know. I'm sure there was some deal, but I did see that if Dave sells, Penn gets like a certain percentage of whatever he sells it for. Yeah. And then he said it was like Penn's gift to him. That could explain that one dollar.

That makes sense. And he said he's never going to sell until the day he dies. I genuinely, it's tough because I really love bars to the sports no matter what they do. Like, it's weird. I just like, it's kind of just part of my life. I just follow them, watch their content, indulge in it. But people say the same shit about them that they've been saying. It's like the comments are just like, when are you going to post sports?

People have been saying the same shit about them for the last five years. I thought you just ate pizzas. Yeah, dude. Oh, man. pizza reviews are pretty funny too i just watched the recent one where like he's like reviewing and then look at the manager comes out and he's like uh hey like did you get permission of film here and then he's just kind of like dude what the i'm date i'm tape portnoy and he's like you need to get off my patio he said this is what he calls it my patio and then he got

the manager he got fired the next day oh man what a bad one idiot and they brought him back to do another one but still and then i just love the top comment was like did this affect your pizza sales I bet it did dude I mean I guess I don't know how you negatively affect a place like really permanently like even if someone went and shit on a local

establishment true it's just based on somebody's actions I still don't know if I would be like fuck that place Ken boycotted a local bar one time because they messed up his food he went back he boycotted him for 30 days yeah I won't go back for a little bit

but I still go back what did they do what was the they forgot my food order like two times in a row like put in a group food order and they just didn't put mine in i thought it was they forgot like a salad or something no they forgot the entire meal i i believe it was around our rv trip this spring and maybe a little before and then a little after ryan that happened oh yeah like five times in three weeks that you were always the one that got shafted you got the wrong food no food or yeah just missed completely you know there's five to ten people at every meal

every time Ryan is the one that got messed up. It does suck too when you're really hungry and then your food doesn't count. You're just like, fuck. Everyone's done eating, ready to go, and then they bring yours out. In a to go box. I got to eat a cold burger on the car ride home

after being there for an hour and a half. But I will say you have been beyond respectable in all those situations, never chewed them out. I mean, because there is really nothing you can do. You just got to accept it. You got to take it.

It's tough. Someone just forgot my food order last week, actually. We were there for two hours and 45 minutes. Me, Alonar, my dad. Jesus. And it was none of us were too stoked leaving.

It was like, what are you going to do? Like the lady obviously felt super bad about it. Like people make mistakes. I make mess ups in my job. It is tough because it makes you not want to go out to eat though. That's actually, three hours out of your life.

Yeah, when you go up for dinner at six and you get home at 9.30 and you're like, ooh, that was my whole night waiting for food. It'd be one thing if you're there having fun, drinks, the whole time it's tough to get after the waitress or the waiter too because it's like I mean what it's not really their fault yeah look oh people look over you're like chewing out

the waitress like there's no good way to do that no matter what happens it's not going to fix your problem either exactly exactly but also like a little transition to going out to eat now it's like so I just went to McDonald's today got uh tell me this is if this is a lot but two quarter pounder meals it's a burger well it's for me and said okay But two quarter pound of meals, so you got fries, burger, drink, and then grabbed McDonald's? Yep, grabbed a 10-piece McNuggets just for a little hors d'oeuvre. It was $32.

McDonald's ain't cheap. But neither is anything anymore. I mean, I just, like, going back to when you're like, Jimmy Johns, that shit ain't cheap anymore. But I'm like two meals from McDonald's plus just the one thing. And be if I, like, grabbed a coffee or an ice cream. It's not good food either. It's not good for you.

And, yeah, of course, I enjoy it. I love McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I love McDonald's. I love it. It's good. Yeah, guilty pleasure. Absolutely. But I was like, fuck, $32? Like, that's really expensive. As in, like, I actually could go to the bar and grill and get a burger, fries and a drink for, for two people for about $35. Yeah. Like, $35.000. And so then it just, like, got my whole brain going about inflation and everything and how, like, the Barbie movie in Oppenheimer, like, huge, huge, huge.

Have you seen there yet? No, not yet. I want to see both of them. how it's like the biggest in the box office ever and I'm like are we are we adjusting for inflation here made the most money ever in the box office I'm like but are we adjusting for inflation because just like everything else is like inflation's kicking our ass right now and we're all just like we need hulu and McDonald's hey keep paying for it I know it's crazy I feel like there's some things like 35 bucks at buffalo wildwoods you're like sick good for it but you go to McDonald's like It's like paying for some things.

Like, let's say putting new wheels on my truck, a couple grand. I'm like, done. But I have to put new wiper blades on that bitch. I'm like, fuck, dude, $32 in wiper blades. I throw a little miniature fit about it internally. Yeah, run them till metal. Exactly. So you can't even see out of it.

You're going to replace the windshield before the blades. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. I don't let myself get bound up about the overpriced McDonald's and the wipers because at the end of the day, I'm going to go throw $200 in the pull-tab box, lose it all. Yeah. Evan, they got to have a picture of you. So I think our local pull-tab jar sponsors the outdoors club.

They're going to have a picture of you on the wall. Yeah, you're so handily. No, the bars of you either have a picture of me saying like, top spender, number one customer, or no. Do not let this man inside. Either way, I'm on the wall. Oh, man. I found out today that in Switzerland,

you can be denied citizenship for being too annoying. Really? Yeah, and I love it. I love that. Citizenship, though? So there's this chick apparently that was like trying to move there, probably from, you know, a neighboring country. She gained a reputation in the village that she was trying to live in

for campaigning publicly against local traditions in which she believed violated animal rights. And everyone else is like, dude, half this. chick and they denied her citizenship because she was so annoying that's that was their reason that yeah that was of course it's i think it's a clickbaited title but it's the annoying it could be like problematic yeah problematic based on what she's doing i'm stoked to hear that's how it paned out that's what i mean i was like i read it i'm just like i love that and uh of course we'd never do like anything like that here but can you imagine being denied citizenship for being

too stinky then yeah you wouldn't be allowed anyway you'd have to be so stinky like you'd have to be a dude i just watched the sponge bob episode where he where he like didn't have any food left he wanted to make an ice cream sunday but instead he made ketchup and onions and peanuts and then he had really stinky breath and he thought he was ugly and he scared everyone off and then he made patrick eat it i wanted to not know what you're talking about i know exactly what you're talking about yeah after i watched it i just like we're moving fast here but i was like man sponge bob is my favorite show it's so good you were just watching that today or this weekend yeah yeah you flip on sponge bob just as something to watch sometimes yeah

yeah yeah yeah it is light tv it really was yeah you're gonna say how stone do you have to be to watch sponge bob at this stage of the game in the middle of a saturday yeah yeah yeah something like that and then the next episode that came on after the one that i was just talking about was the one where he's like watching the see an enemy that kind of looks like uh and then he's like gary and changes the channel. And then I'm like, that's the kind of humor that I loved about SpongeBob, that it would get, like a kid would be like, ha ha, and then an adult would be like, that's funny.

Yeah. That's the kind of humor I was looking for out of the Super Mario Bros. movie. Oh, you know, being Jack Black was in it. The hidden, the hidden. Yeah, I don't know. There's got to be a name for it. You have to, yeah, it's like the underlying.

I just love it. It's so funny. I just looked over at our buddy Spencer and Jake that are in town from Canada. They came down to hang out. out this weekend, have a good time with everybody. Everybody goes and leaves, including Mike. And as Mike talks about him on Friday. Yeah, no, CJ and I were here.

Even Evan left. And as Mike is talking about spending Saturday in bed watching SpongeBob, I just watch both their faces look at you and go, what the fuck? That's what he left us for? Yeah, I don't have anything to say. Dude, I was, I was booked up. I'm glad there was a book, not a brick. Oh, that's what I was going to say.

I was booked up with the girlfriend. Yeah, it was bummer. I think the worst part is that, like, I mean, you guys want to know something that I could be criminally charged with? Abandoning the boys? Yes. Okay. Yeah, actually, there might be multiple charges in my account.

I was going to say, I don't know if we can say most of them. We can. I will be criminally charged with abandoning the boys this weekend. By the time, Mike's going to have a Saturday off. he's going to be like fucking winter or 2024 yeah dude so mike speaking of you and your girlfriend what did you think when that uh when the prank went down last week with uh obviously the if you guys didn't see it as a parasailer with the sign sign Sydney will you marry me mica we're trying to obviously punk you and Ryan so yeah now you got both you guys I was really interested hearing

I'll just get into it uh I I thought it was hilarious At first, at the very first glance, I thought she wasn't in on it either. So I, like, turned to her and I'm like, I'm sorry. When you first thought, I'm just apologizing. You said that, really. Yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm sorry, this isn't real. I go, I did not set this up.

I'm so sorry, this isn't real. Like, you said that? Yeah. I don't even have that on camera. Because it was like, it was the first thing I said. It was like the first thing. Oh, maybe when the camera was turned that way. As soon as I realized, like, what it said, I was just like, this isn't real.

Like, I prefaced that right away. Because I'm like, I, I didn't. I didn't set it up. I'd know if I set it up, obviously. So I didn't know she was in on it. Immediately you knew you were being punked. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Only because... Obviously, you're you. I'm used to it. I'm used to it, but no. The reason I knew I was being punked right away was... Because you didn't hire a paraglider to get married? Exactly.

Like, to dumb it way down, I didn't hire... I don't know who's paragon. Yeah, but I think if you weren't you, like, if we would have just chosen one of our friends that we have never prank before, that aren't even on the channel. and then we did that to him, the same prank told their girlfriend, they would probably be really fucking confused

because that's what we were going for. Okay. And then we were going for him and just utter shock, which he was. So then once you, once Ryan let out his utter shock and like the cameras kind of were like, damn, Ryan's,

this is kind of funny too. Then I was just like, I don't even know. Then I started to get rattled. Like because I didn't know how, I didn't know how to, I didn't know how to, I didn't know what to say.

I didn't know what to say. I didn't know. Yeah, just as much as you really didn't, I didn't know. I had no idea like what to say because I thought she wasn't in on it. For the record, the way it got chopped in the video, like, it went a lot longer. People were like, yo, she like could have waited a little longer. It got chopped up a lot faster. But yeah, there was like a good two minutes there where we're just like, I don't know.

There was like a whole loop around the boat where nobody said anything. The boat was silent. And it was just Ben and CJ going like this. And we're like, I don't know. I didn't, I, again, I didn't set this up. Yeah, so it was awkward. I told Ryan, I was like, if I ever were to do that in real life, I'll ask you beforehand. And it won't be so chaotic, I promise.

And I told him, I'll try to not act so surprised and disappointed. Yeah. That is what happened. But I thought it was a really good prank. Like, I love a prank that keeps us truly on our toes. Yeah, I knew it was a prank like right away, but there's like more to it than that. It wasn't just like, oh, yeah, a lot of thoughts in the head. Yeah, a lot of thoughts in the head.

A lot of like things that I should, that I was trying to think of to say. So like I was like very entertained by it. And I hope everyone else was too. What if he was like planning on proposing? You guys didn't know this, but he was planning and proposing like next week. And then that was a thought in my head or that possibly Mike's the kind of guy who was like, he was already kind of planning on it. And then he didn't have the ring or not.

nothing, but he was going to be like, yeah. Fuck it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Like, he might just turn and look and be like, dude, but even like, like, she just says yes and he just like kisses her and just takes that thing like for a ride. He's just like, okay, we're good. It would have been pretty funny if Sidney just went ballistic, like super excited.

Oh my God. Well, that's what we were. Yeah. Yeah, we were telling her. Yeah, really like, because that would have made even harder on. Yeah. I'm like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, no, we heard the jokes too. I was like, uh, I don't think you can do that. shit if you don't have like a ring but can you imagine if I did and then just prank I don't have the ring right now but I'll get you on later that's what I was like it's coming in the mail you know the jewelers are making it now Amazon Prime jeweler Evan would have that eBay jewelry why buy a brand new and you save a bunch money I almost spoiled somebody's marriage proposal once one of our like decent friends you know like kind of an acquaintance decent friends well you know like you had the friends that you see and you're like hey how's it going

in you talk to him a little bit but you don't really know what's going on so i saw them at a restaurant and i was going up going to the bathroom sat down went and talked to him and i'm like yeah you guys just got engaged right guy looks at me like i just like i spoiled his engagement yeah the girl goes oh no the evening of that there was a fucking engagement for them yeah holy shit they were at Zorba's at lunch, and that night he proposed. Oh, wow. Yeah. How do you know that they just got engaged?

I didn't. They hadn't. You're just assuming? I just, they'd been together forever. I was like, oh, it seems like they're probably, I just like, I don't know why. You know one of those things where you're like. Word blurt. Like, you think you know something about their life.

Yeah. And it just came out of me. I just was like, oh, yeah. Do you guys just get engaged? And they were about to. As someone who talks too much and tells people too much, I have been in not that severe of a situation, but yeah, like, how does that happen? I'm just like, yeah, you start talking about like, oh, that's so cool.

The you and your girlfriend got the puppy, and they're like, that different girlfriend. You know, one of those type of deals. Why do people come up to you and they'll be like, was she the one from last time? Oh, my God. And like, God bless my girlfriend now, but it happened so many times. I'm like, how is that? I would never use that line to anyone ever. I would never say, oh, is that the same girl as the last time I saw you?

It's like, what are you thinking? Yeah. What's the appropriate answer for that? There's no winning. But like, how is that even an appropriate question? That's what I said. Yeah, you're just setting them up for a bad time. Exactly.

It's unbelievable. Pretty much like that. I mean, so. Maybe that's what they're trying to do, Ev. Jam me up. Maybe they're, yeah, they're out to freaking jam you up. Fuck. That's funny

Oh man That is a tough one It's got to be like a psychology term for that Of like speaking to someone about their Saying the absolute wrong thing Yeah yeah yeah Thinking you know something Thinking that you're being polite

By like trying to know something about them That's what I mean It's not like Oh did I meet you last time Or like if you're like Oh is this the girl you just went on vacation With last winter You know then it's like

Oh well you were mistaken This one's just just straight up like Last time. Just like, is this the one you were with last time? I can't remember she may be different. You know, you got so many different women. Yeah. Oh, I met you two weeks ago.

I know, this is actually our first time hanging out. Yeah, that's a flub. You're like, fuck my bad. I saw you with a girl. You were with the same girl. But it was like, oh, are you the same girl that I saw you with last weekend? And then when it's someone new, like, there's no winning on that one. No.

What's another thing that you just like say the wrong thing at the wrong time? Kind of a king at it. Dude, I am. Fuck, I'm, like, literally the reason, like, we can call back to that. I'm, like, the reason that CJ, when you were like, why are you telling me this? It wasn't about me and you, but, like, I, when you said that, I was like, I am that person. I am that person. Telling someone something?

Yes, someone could say, why you tell me this all the time to me. They could. And I'll be like, oh, I don't know, dude. I don't know why I'm telling you this. dude i i think i like to just like sound friendly and sometimes when i'm trying to like sound friendly and be friendly i just in the process say something stupid might you're trying to might but i'm just like telling them like things that they just don't know about yeah or don't you know or like let's say someone comes here to buy something on facebook marketplace i'm not rooting the sale by any means

but i'm like telling them like yeah we got the papios we got like six of them like we love it they're so fun and they're like sick i'm here to buy a snowmobile yeah i don't even know what i I am not even fans of you guys. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll catch that at heydays sometimes. You'll be telling some random. Exactly. Oh, yeah, our buddy Kevin.

Yep. He just is going to bring over the water truck this afternoon and we're going to, or this week and we're going to do the thing. You know Kevin. Yeah, you know Kevin. No, but I don't do that. I don't go like, oh, you know Kevin. No, you don't say that.

We say that, like sarcasticly, like, well, of course you know Kevin. Yeah, exactly. Like these guys that don't even. Yeah. No, but that's a good example. It's actually a really great example because I'll actually like talk to people about Kevin assuming they've maybe seen him on the channel, even though he's not a face on the channel. And then they're just like, okay, I'm not too familiar.

You and Ken both kind of do that. Yeah. No, I'll like, admittedly, absolutely. Yeah, you just be like. I do that. Yeah, like just like go up to someone that's an acquaintance of ours that has never met another acquaintance of ours. Like, let's just say David from five and on you, but yeah, David.

he they're like yeah i i totally do that and and i like i hope to think that they most of the time walk away and they're just like he was friendly i think they're just confused no but that's what i mean i hope they don't walk away and go like i don't know what the hell micha from tv i'm talking about i think they're just like i don't know what he was talking about but i'm not like mad he seemed nice yeah yeah you're right i don't know what what he was saying i'm sure they're happier to hear mica talking like that than to run into donnie thorntonbury at the bar yeah What the hell is he saying? I think the worst thing,

and I do this all the time. I'll have met someone like three times. Nice to meet you. Same. And they go, we met. Yeah. You got to say good to see you.

Many times. I did it to Jake. I did it to Jake. He said, we met in Revelstoke. And I go, well, how the fuck am I supposed to remember that?

But we did. We absolutely met in Revelstoke. It's like the toughest thing and you want to be friendly. But sometimes you just, you just do it the wrong way and it really sucks and you feel like a real idiot i do it to alonders friends a lot because i meet them sporadically and they'll be like we have met many times we went on vacation and what do you what what yeah like there's nothing you can say to that no

okay that's what i mean turn around oh i remember jesus but yeah there's nothing you can really like say to it and and like save it no yeah it's always being a nice person but yeah no you just messed up i mean you don't you don't do that siege like i mean i just like do just because of the sheer amount of people that are that we're meeting just like the i don't think i've done that no ever for you hey good for you there's like context good to see you that's smart that's nice on uh not on assuming i don't want to ask him how they're doing because some people are having like they're not doing very well like they're like pissed off about something

and i want them to start then they're like Well, actually, this just happened. My tire got flat going here and this and that. So I'm just good to see you. That is good. That is a good one. Hey, props to people for actually opening up. I was just going to say, like, kind of the opposite.

You know, when you ask someone how they're doing, well, when you ask someone how they're doing, do you really? Do you really? Yeah, I was like, I always hate asking people that because it's the same answer every time. Yeah, that I'm looking for them to elaborate. But yeah, I'm just like, man, they ask me that too. I just go, I'm doing well. I try to switch it up and be grammatically correct.

Yeah, that's the only reason I do that is to sound different and not say I'm doing good. Yeah. Yeah. I do agree with that, though. I hate. Pretty good. You just see somebody, you're in the C store, grabbing a drink and some snacks for the road. Hey, man, good to see how you doing.

Oh, man, bad fucking kids got head lice. Malaria. Yeah. Jesus. And they just start going on about something and you're just like, ah, man. I, if you need someone to talk to, always be there, you know. Never want to say that. But sometimes you're just like, ooh, I wasn't really expecting a bat.

Maybe I'm looking for that, too. I don't get that. No one opens up to me about that stuff. They just say, I'm doing good. Maybe it's because you don't have a very friendly face. Must not. They're probably afraid you're going to bully him for them. I need to shade, yeah.

I know what you did in high school. I'm not telling you how I'm doing. Dude, I haven't shaved my beard off since. 2019. Like knock on baby face, you're saying, right? Yeah, ever. Yeah. I want to, but I'm scared.

You guys should. Yeah, but I mean, it'd be fun, but like, it's not fun, like, having a double chin. I'm a skinny guy. Oh, that's what you guys do? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not joking. 100%, 100%.

Like, that's, like, makeup for your face. Dude, if I go baby face, all of a sudden just like, Mike has a double chin. Two chin. Yeah, two chins. Maybe Mike never did lose the way. from the college house. He just grew a beard.

Oh man, I just hit it. Like, dude, yeah, I'd love to. I will one day. I don't know. I have a double chin. I'm like, dude, I'll do it for a video. I think everyone has a double chin, though. You can't really get too caught up in that shit.

But it's just like... Oh, about the angles. Yeah, exactly. You're looking down and you're going to have a double chin, you know? And that's actually how I look at people only because I have one. You focus on their double chin? No, but I go, but when they like tilt their head down and they have a double chin, I go, well so do I and that's as far as I think about it I don't but you point it out to him

hey you got a double chin don't worry I know you can't tell that I have one because I can't grow a beard but I have one too you just can't see it like yours funny I'm like so I mean I'd go as far to say as I'm scared to do it I'm scared to shave my do it Mike beard off conquer your fears buddy next podcast I know how we're going to wake Mike up the next time he's sleeping oh gosh there's no way I Straight for the chin with the Manscape. Yeah, go right here.

Yeah. I have this picture, Ken, I just found it. I'm just laughing, looking at Evans beard. I don't know why. I have beard. I can't grow up.

What is that there? Goatee? I don't know what the hell it is. What do you call that? I don't call it nothing. It's kind of like the Homer Simpson. Fuck? Oh,

the whole. The whole. Yeah, like Homer Simpson is his old face. No, I don't know, man. Like, it looks good, but like when I look at it and like think about it, it's really like, it's like a, it's a cool style. I don't know.

You don't think it's cool. You should do that style. You don't think it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, I'll start with the goatee. I've also never done that. I think maybe I'm just too scared to do anything. You should.

I did a mustache. Well, the turkot mustache went really well for me. Yeah. Spicy. Yeah, that was good. There was a Snapchat filter. that would take the beard off of your face and I have a picture of Evan on that back TV.

Oh my gosh. It's like you're 17, bro. What is that? No, that's why I'm laughing. I look like I just got out of rehab. I feel like your facial hair, like style is like a 40-year-old, 45-year-old. It's like what my dad has. Yeah, it's like, it's like a 50-year-old.

Like it's an older gentleman. Get that out of there. That's why I was laughing like that you, that's just. the way, I don't know, but it looks fine. It looks fine. Everyone thinks you're like 20 too. It's like purely the easiest low maintenance thing because like I don't like to shave whatever.

I can't grow a beard. So it's like hit the cheeks couple times a week run this for a week or two. Hit the cheeks a couple times a week. Like it's just easy. Like I don't know. Like if I'm going to run a mustache, I'm going to have to be like shaving every day. Like I'm not trying to do that. He's trying to hit the cheeks.

Hit the cheeks. A couple times a week Okay Hit the cheeks What do we got here more You look like a kid I'm sorry to do this to Ken And I think

I think the beard Turns into weight in the face Yeah Wow that is You guys got to shave your beard Tough Something about the stonks at It literally just took my

Like my beard And then just like turned it Turned it Tated cheeks I know And granted, this is back when Ken was Big Ken. He has lost a lot of weight since then. You guys need to all shave your beers.

Isn't it how the fuck am I the only one up here with it? Obviously, because I can't grow facial hair like you guys. But I mean, it's kind of crazy. All of you guys have. Looking for an excuse. I wasn't even trying to transition into that, but I will. I'll do it next podcast. You can't say full on.

You guys should. Nothing. I think it would be kind of funny. I kind of want to do just the mustache for a little bit. Uh-huh. Yeah, I do too. But you might look older that way. I feel like just the mustache might make you look more like

I think it looks funny You know for sure look funny You look good with a beard I mean all you guys look good I don't know I feel like it might take some of your youth If you go full mustache That's why I don't

Because you'd look like a predator You should do one of those You should do one of those mustaches Where it's like Everything's shade But it's just like that little tiny Oh you mean Hitler You mean a Hitler stash

No no the thin line Oh, a Frenchman. Right here, just right here. You know, I don't know what that would be. No, I like the curl. You get a little wax in there, curl it up, little handlebar, or is that handlebars? Ken, I think you could grow one long enough to curl like a... Ken with a freaking Hitler mustache.

That's not handlebars is down, right? Yeah, handlebars is down. Yeah, what's the curl? There's a word for it. It's just the hipster mustache. No, all it is. No one wants to be a hipster. My girlfriend really wants me to shave, but I'm afraid she'll leave me if I do.

Unbelievable. Well, not all of us look like you. Evan? I don't need. What does that mean? I am not. You don't all have a beer belly and a little slight man boob or what? No, I got that. Well, then we're the same. Have you missed racing, dude. Yeah, I do honestly. I do. Really? Yeah, I loved it. It was super fun. It was like a motivational tool through the week to not get too drunk and try to eat healthy and just like be prepared to be at my best. And you don't have that? now and the actual race itself kept a guy in shape yeah no i i don't think i have much motivation to

not be a pile of shit right now it's almost it's almost like reinforced to be a pile of shit yeah no i yeah it's it's darn near encouraged around these parts dang dude i i hate to hear but the the lawn outside looks good ev keeps that shit mode like he's got to show up for a race every week he does that i was gonna say this is a hell of a correlate yeah he's saying in the moment yeah i love it but I don't get it. You will be racing soon. What's this? No?

You will be racing soon. As you saw, Mike signed you up for Cletus's race. I'm actually unbelievably pumped for that. Yeah, that's gonna be great. I'm glad, dude. So I think you need to just go in there

and fucking causing chaos. Yeah. Like, no, I would never. Spin some people out. Like how you drive in our area. Just do it there.

I don't think just drive it like we bought it. Drive that motherfucker to the wheels fall off. No, I won't do anybody dirty. that didn't do me dirty like i'm not going to go out there and make a fool myself crash everyone out i mean it might happen on accident but that is i think it's gonna it's definitely not the intentions like i know this is no demo derby and honestly like i'm taking some pride in like i have never raced a car never anything this is yeah like you want to do good i would love to go out there

and do good like just for myself like just be like i've never done it and i did good yeah bro i'll be like real nass car drivers i was oh yeah i was i was i was stuck So, dude, that's such a crazy lineup. Like, they got NASCAR racers and then... Gravedigger? People who have never raced a car in their life that are just YouTubers. No, dude, I love it. Dude, Cletus text me before I even knew his hand.

He goes, yo, this is Cletus. And I go, McFarland? That was the response. Yes, I go, there's only one Cletus I could possibly think to know that would be texting me. And he goes, yep, wondering if you guys are interested in the Bristol race. And then I'm just like, finally. like I was so stoked like you know we got the invite from Haley but that was that was through haley and I was just like I just felt like a just like we made it in a certain instance

Evan didn't know that he was driving in this until the driver's list came out publicly well no no well kind of but I got a message from Cletus oh okay that oh of saying what number do I want on my car like what he texted you or what yeah you're like what texted yeah yeah apparently dude might have tried to call but I don't get calls so yeah he was just my Let's run his whole biz off his phone, which is impressive. But, yeah, so Evan signed up. And I was like, well, of course Evan has to do it because, like, after the Miata stuff and this and that, like, you're, you're a driver.

Like, so like, yeah, let's just go out there. I think it's in one of the first videos when you really started being here all spring. We said that you were an awful driver. Yeah. CJ said I was an awful driver. When we were at the Shifter car track in Utah and you, honestly, I don't know what you were doing. it was like you were purposely trying to lose traction no i was i was i was trying to mix it up because like on the go-kart track like at some point you're just kind of in no man's land you either slow down

and then get with a group of people and then mix it up so yeah my lap times were horrible but there was no fun for me to just like go for the fastest time but be by myself i would way rather be like bumping into people trying to spin ken out so i mean that's my excuse for why why i did so bad I wasn't not saying I was good, but I definitely tried to go slow. There. I thought I had this memory of you in the driveway. You're trying to do like donuts or something. Couldn't do donuts.

And we said that you were a bad wheelman. No, that definitely happened too. I think it was a light snow in the driveway and I couldn't seem to figure out how to do a donut. Yep. And now, you know what? That was what sold it. Exactly. You know what, Ev?

You're a damn good driver now. I'm stoked on this because it hurt when CJ, you know, put a couple knives. I was wrong. I was wrong. you want to know something i think that really makes you a better driver or what makes you separates you from the pack is you're not afraid to hit the wall i think that really is the difference and you're not afraid to fucking go head just head on into the wall oh i like i am so like you're you're good to like risk it and like push it to that edge really i mean isn't that true though

i'd say like all of us could potentially really send it like that but i think you have way less fear than the rest of us. I think there might be some slight sense of like false security, is that the right word, being in a vehicle where it's like, oh, on a dirt bike, like you tip over and it's just your body hitting the ground. But for some reason when you're in like a box and luckily I've never piled up, mind me, I guess I rolled the slingshot. But other than that, I've never really piled up a vehicle to like experience like, oh.

The jar of it. Yeah, like I get, yeah, you hit a wall going real fast. Like that's going to be a bad news. Yeah. And that might change my attitude, but... Hopefully not, though. Hopefully not. I mean, we're excited.

Everyone just have to tune in. Yeah, so that goes down September 3rd. Yep. Labor Day Sunday. We'll film it and put in a video. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm glad that Tennessee seems fun. I'm very excited for you.

We're going to root you on. We're going to film it. We're going to cover it. And, yeah, try not cause too much carnage. Try to win. Whatever you want. I haven't caused cause carnage. I know that for a fact.

Whether he's trying to or not. Might burn that place down. So tune in. I mean, it's closed course. We can drink the Tonys, right? Evan Mike getting a fist fight for cutting some guy off. It'll be like one of those races, you know, like NASCAR, when they get in fights after, like, he'll take him about two minutes to get unbuckled from the car.

He'll crawl out the freaking window and then they'll just come up and start pushing each other. I think the only way that would happen is if I was truly driving over my head, I'm for some reason doing very well. And someone spun me out. Like, I probably would go in and try to fight him. I might be that mad. I'm cool with you doing that. If that happens, I don't need to be invited back, yeah.

Like, if I feel like I got robbed, like, the guy couldn't pass me clean and he spun me out. But that's so hypothetical. Like, I'm sure I'm going to, like, that's crazy thinking that I'm going to be out front for some reason. That's not going to happen. But if it does happen, I mean, just whatever you're feeling in the moment, let her fly. Don't fuck with Evan. If you get first place, I think we should get a PJ to Vegas. You heard it.

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