Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Someone Stole From Us, Help us find the THIEF

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

In today's episode the boys reveal something (someone) very important to us has been STOLEN. The possible return of Jonah and Cheddar, Bachelor parties, Gavins crashes, strange fan encounters, and an insane freakout at a mud fest that results in a guy driving his truck OVER other cars. Enjoy Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Get 15% off your order at https://www.huel.com with code WIDEOPEN15 Shop better hydration at https://www.liquidiv.com and use code WIDEOPEN for 20% off your first order Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

He just literally goes into oncoming traffic for like no reason. And then he's looking the other way like this. He's just riding. There's a car coming. I'm like, what does this guy do? What a cool, like video idea. Like, we get robbed in Tijuana. How many hits have we seen Gavin take?

I think this is the longest I've ever seen him on the ground. How are you going to address the issue of heydays? Oh, what got stolen there? I do think we got to get Randy back, like get the FBI involved and raid their house. Why just survive back to school? when you can thrive by creating a space that does it all for you, no matter the size. Whether you're taking over your parents' basement or moving to campus, IKEA has hundreds of design ideas and affordable options to complement any budget.

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The stink wave. Stinkwave, CEO, Chief Cheeto in charge. The Big Cheddar. That's kind of you, though, but... Yeah, I don't be stepping on my... Don't be stepping on my trademark for Big Cheds. Yeah, my bad, bro. At some point in the next couple months, I'd love to see a Jonah and Cheddar return.

Maybe that's just reserved for pranks and Bachelor parties, but... That could happen. Well, maybe we'll have them come out on your Bachelor party. I love that. That's true. Oh, man. Mike, yeah. Like, fuck.

When is your bachelor party, Mike? I couldn't tell you. You haven't planned it? No. Have you asked anyone to be in your wedding yet? No. Just Sydney. You asked her to be in it.

Yeah, that's true. I got some people in mine. Dude, you guys were menaces at Justin's Bachelor party. In a good way. Bro, that was so fun. Yeah, that might have been actually one of the best times ever. That was one of the, when I think back to some of the hardest times that I've ever laughed, I think of Justin's Bachelor party.

Same. It was so funny. That was so fun. I kind of regret. not going. At the time I had never met Justin, or if I did, it was like very, very briefly. And I had only hung out with you guys, say, half a dozen times tops. And I had a big trip of my own planned over that same weekend. So then we met up with you after, remember? Yeah, on Sunday. That's when we surprised you with the, did we invite you to Justin's bachelor party? Yeah, you invited me

to go on the whole thing. And honestly, you were just a homie at the time. Yeah. And I don't know. I really wanted I was really torn two ways, but I'd set in stone plans for, like, the past month, and I'm like, ah, I'm just going to stick with the OG plans, but I've been hearing you guys talk about it for, like, the last five years. I regret it. I might do my bachelor party at Eagle River just because Justin's was so fun. Yeah, that was lit. What was so fun about it?

It just was literally so much fun. We had this Airbnb that was huge, and you had so many rooms. And it was just like, we were just running a tear. It was more so the vibes. Like, he has two friend groups. Yeah. And let's just say the two friend groups are very different. Yeah.

His other friend group, doctors, engineers, medical engineers. Very respectful. Smart. Smart. Yeah. Shit together and then us. Yeah. I think they almost fueled our bad behavior because, like, they were in complete shock

at like things we were like normally doing, like things that we would just normally do and not even like, you know. Think about it. Look, look an eye at. but then we're like we just saw how their reaction was and then we started really pushing the envelope and really being bad and then poor Ryan he was trying to keep the crew together and just like it was just a mess and that was back when not a mess but a good one but that was back when ken was like peak kenism yeah like he was the biggest no guy ever and like he was just getting mad and oh it was so fun and i lost his sunglasses and you would think that i just i don't know killed his entire family Broke his family heirloom ladder. Well, let's not talk about that. Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Go back and watch that video, actually, if you're wondering, if you haven't seen it already, it's the fake Lamborghini car dealership, prank, I believe. We were just on our BS. Yeah, we were on such bad behavior because, like, we were just right off of filming that prank and Jonah and Cheddar were born, me and CJ's alter egos. And I think we were filming something the week after, too. So I just remember being like, oh, I got to just stay in character. The whole weekend.

Which you did. I did. And when you guys were in character and Jonah and Cheddar, it's just like everything's just off the table. Like, people aren't real. You're just dealing with a bunch of NPCs. The whole weekend was a prank. That's the best way to describe it, actually.

Other people aren't real. They're just NPCs to Jonah and Cheddar. What the hell's an MPC? Non-playable character. It's a video game term. No, I mean, well, it used to be. MPC is like if you were... Like a bot?

Yeah, like a bot. Like AI. Yeah. It's like, yeah, they have no personality or they have no, like, characteristics that make them human. They just exist. Yeah. They just walk around the background of a game. They just exist around the main character.

Like the civilians and GTA are MPCs. Yeah. Oh, really? Okay, okay. You can interact with them. Interact with them, but no matter what they do to you or what you do to them, it doesn't affect you. Yeah. People on GTA can kill you.

Wow, that's probably can't sick. That's probably true. That's true. And then you just respawn. But yeah, I mean, it was like I saw like a real, I don't know why it popped up on my feed, but of some, you know, girl, go out to eat with me in West Hollywood. And then she like went out and it was like so boring and so basic and predictable. And like people are like, is this ironic or are you just an MPC? You know, people are just out there just.

Just influencing things that shouldn't be influenced. Yeah, they're just doing nothing. I love that you watch that though, Mike. I did. Yeah. It was weird. I guess that's one benefit of the boys getting married or growing up is we're going to all have like bachelor parties. But there's only a limited amount of them

If you really think about it Because I mean It's just like such an excuse for us To just have like the best time ever though Yeah no But like if you really think about it We get to go on six bachelor parties total Yeah but one and two

In this room right now One and two people get divorced So you gotta think that There might be I might do it I feel like you don't run a batch party again After the divorce But we will

And probably But also I think there's more than six Like you don't think you'll get You don't have any other homies No I'm saying in this I said in this room room right in this room right now which is like that is finite yes how many weddings have you guys been in two two i think i've been in like two maybe three i was talking about this with greta the other night and she was naming off all the weddings that she's been in and she's been in nine

oh geez or something something crazy or she's gonna be in nine or something i even been to nine weddings yeah i know yeah that's that's that's what happens when you have friends none of our friends are married we're yeah it's just a tight just slow growers I feel kind of bad but I kind of always just cheat out on weddings like I've been invited to a million I feel like they're kind of like a grad party where there's so much going on and for the most part unless it's like your best friend you almost just need to make your presence notice and you can leave like you could spend the whole day there it like doesn't

really matter yeah maybe that's not the right way to look at it so like anyone's wedding that I didn't make it to no offense I probably had something really important going on, but. But no offense. Yeah, no offense. I'll try to make it to your next one. I think it's one thing to go to the wedding, and it's another to, like, go to the reception. I feel like it's much more common to just go to the reception and skip the wedding part.

Yeah. Like the ceremony, skip the, the actual, like, vows of the, like, them getting married. Yeah, which one's worse? Because that's what I think, too. I think, I think it's worse. I think it's worse to skip the actual reception. No, the reception where, like, you're actually interacting with them. I agree, right?

And then you skip the ceremony. Like, I've missed a couple. Like I said, Greta's been in so many fucking weddings, right? And I'm like the plus one. And like half the time I don't even know, like, who it is. Who it is, right? And we're filming on Saturdays a lot of times. So I've missed a couple of them.

And, like, she thinks that's a pretty big deal for me to miss the ceremony. And I'm like, they don't even know who I am. Yeah, they don't care that I'm there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, you think they're going to be doing their vows, look out and be like, oh, Ben's not here. Yeah. If you think about it.

Hold up, hold up. we need him to see this yeah i text them like y'all be there in 25 minutes just hold off just a little late i could see mike doing that though he'd say he'd be there in 20'd be there in two hours they'd still wait for him though that'd be really insane and then i'd all for me to run up and go i object do people do that still object to weddings i mean i wouldn't say like still but like you gotta imagine it can look it up find me a clip it's got to have happened unless hear of it as a thing i've been a movie obviously what do you say after you say that. Then you just confess your love.

Well, you could go either way. There's multiple directions. You just say, I object. And then you, like, walk up and you're like, Amanda, I'm in love with you. And then she's like, I'm with Bill now. I mean, or you could be trying to save your best friend from making a bad mistake. It doesn't have to be you trying to steal one of those people. You could be trying to save someone from making the biggest mistake of their life. That's what I thought. Yeah, that's where my, that's where my mind went, too.

It's like, like someone that was in love with you. No, 100% both ways. Both ways. Dude, I got to imagine it. It's got to happen when you get, like, alcohol mixed with friends that maybe have a certain opinion on the chick that their buddies marrying. Like, it's got to happen. That would be so fucking awkward.

That just ruined the whole day. I feel like it's not changing. You're trying to think of other scenarios. Like, that's a terrible time to do that. Yeah, you should have probably said something before everyone showed up here, buddy. Yeah. What other scenarios would you call that besides confessing your love or trying to stop your buddy? Yeah, it's pretty much the only two things.

I feel like just doing that has to, like, make everyone in that room just feel incredibly awkward. Unless they all agree. Yeah, unless they agree. And they all stand up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Ken, is there any videos on this?

Oh. She does look like the kind of woman that would object a wedding. Oh. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Okay, so that's what happened. Dude, Nigerian wedding. things are so lit.

This looks real to me. This looks real. I'm Jake. Oh shit. The way she's this immediately. What the fuck? Yeah, but everyone's like, oh my gosh. Dude, either way, what a pressure moment to actually do it for real, like, hallmark movie

style. Could you imagine waiting until that last moment, the literal last second. and being like, nope, I've got to stop this in front of everybody. It does seem insane. Why do I feel like I've seen that before on Big Reno Snapchat? Our friend Big Reno is always at weddings. And I've responded to a couple of them like, dude, if you ever need a plus one, bring me with. Because these weddings seem so lit.

They're like throwing money. They really do. They are. They're always throwing money. Don't they normally, like, throwing rice is like a tradition thing, right? Or is that funeral? When do they throw rice? But rice is not expensive.

Yeah, but falling out on money, is way cooler and rice. That's amazing. No, I know. That's what I mean. What do they throw rice at? And they walk out, right? They throw rice all right. I think when you're driving out.

Yeah, when you're walking out of the, right after you get married. Is that a Jewish thing? They're too cheap to throw money. At Mike's wedding, he's going to have sort of like a flour grill. It's going to be a penny grill, just throwing pennies down the aisle. That'd be awesome. That would be fitting. I mean, as long as no one, no, no, just the flower girl doesn't throw.

flowers at people she just puts in the ground the tradition of throwing rice at wedding symbolizes good luck fertility and prosperity for the newlyweds i don't know why but what about rice means that it originated with ancient romans who used wheat rice was likely chosen because it was inexpensive and readily available so don't cut corners mike use the wheat yeah yeah that's not even really a fun fact it's just a fact i do have a fun fact that i learned i actually learned this from the guy that i bought the skate park from but you show me around a shop and he's got this so random i know he's got this like vw van that i guess he used to own but anyway he's like i'm gonna get it fixed like the standard hippie round pop up camper yep and the thing was trash he's like it used to look amazing but it's been

sitting blah blah blah he's like so i'm gonna bring it to tijuana and have it fixed up and i was like tell me about that so you take it across the border he's like so i've lived in california for a long time we live really close to tijuana you go across the border and you bring it to the the locals in Tijuana, and they fix it for just pennies as to what it would cost you here. In the U.S. And then I'm like, do they do a good job? He's like, yeah, I mean, it's not like, it's not flawless, but yeah, they do it and they do it in like two days.

They get it painted. And he's like, I've sent a bunch of cars to them. I brought a camper. They repainted an entire camper. They re-apolstered a camper for literally 10% of what it would cost in the States. And I'm like, yeah, all you have to do is let them drive it back over the, or you have to drive it back over the border and give it to them for a couple hours to uh i'd be worried they unload no he he gave me some advice i guess that that he's learned over the years you know like

don't bring your passport because they'll take it don't bring your id because they'll take it how do you get back yeah i was just get you so you there's other places to cross i guess that aren't you can cross without identification yeah and what if you get stuck over there he's like he always got to bring some cash you know a couple hundred bucks will do it that'll get you get you off of of them. Holy shit. Yeah, I know. It's like,

so that part of it. It doesn't sound easier at all. Are you thinking about going down there, Mike? Sending the 350? I just thought about your stand-up. Yeah, not personally, but like what a cool, like video idea.

Like buying a wrecked something. We get robbed in Tijuana. It could happen. I mean, it could happen. I wouldn't want that. But like, yeah,

you buy a wrecked something or maybe it's more cosmetically wrecked, but you bring it to them and then you have them fix it up and be like, all right, like what? And then get it appraised or something. You bring the Hoonicorn We got the perfect one

Holy crap Honestly we wrap this pot up Mike Let's get it on the flat bed The Hoonicorn We'll send Seth We'll see him in a couple weeks Yeah you're going to Tijuana

He's like what It'd be terrifying Yeah yeah so just take the F250 and you're good Before you started explaining this I kind of thought it was like The Minnesota equivalent Of bringing stuff to the Hutterites Around here

Dude they fix shit up fast and cheap No but that is That would be like that Yeah it's not like yeah You talk to one guy and you send your car off for the entire winter and hope it's back and good and it costs you a whole bunch of money. Yeah, you just bring it to them and they just, like, 10 dudes just fix everything. I don't know if that made.

I have heard of getting parts, like 70s and 80s pickups and stuff, like fenders and pickup beds and stuff like that. They're not perfect. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, they're just some, like, some of them Tijuana fenders. Yeah, really? Whatever. So, like, I don't know if they have factories down there.

They're making this stuff or if they're, like, running chop shop. That's what he said. It was a very chop-shop vibe. Pull it up. You don't even make an appointment. There's, oh, yeah, we'll start working on as soon as we can.

And then they'll have it done in a couple days. Or you come back and it's gone. Come back and go, what van? Yeah, what van? So when you say don't bring an ID or a passport down there, like they shake you down?

He's like, you get stopped a lot by just like, you know, thugs that are willing to stop you and potentially hold you at knife point or gunpoint. Like, give me your cash, definitely give me your passport i want that you guys know uncle buck on the channel if you watch the youtube videos uh he was on a motorcycle going through mexico deep down there somewhere and he was

coming up this road and they uh held him up with like a two by four with a bunch of nails sticking out of it and had him come to a stop and then like a bunch of guys with baseball bats and nails on them basically just like shook him down and they were like give us all your money and they were like counting it and they were like this isn't all you have like you have more we know you have more and they were like trying to get him for more because he had more hidden somewhere else because he knew this could happen he said he he carried like his old ID or something too oh that's right so we had a whole series set up oh wow okay old ID too yeah so we had that and like some cash hidden and then he had the rest hidden somewhere else and they were like pressing him right and he's he's like

looking at like all of them and he's like okay like he's a big guy he's like okay I could probably three of them but there's three three over here right he's like weighing out the options right and then this old lady pulls up behind them they were just like get out of here and then they go and shake her down what yeah it's just like a it's like a toll booth in me basically yeah yeah i suppose like if you're coming from the states and you're going to tijuana like you probably can't bring like much for protection with you well he probably can bring a gun in just can't bring it home yeah honestly that'd be worth it by a burner for a couple hundred bucks I don't need it when I get back home.

I just need it down there. I did the bush. Buy a burner. I'm going to Mexico in a couple, about a month. Really? Yeah, we'll see how that goes. When? Where to your Juana?

Cabo. A little bit different. Yeah, but December. So I guess month and a half. What are you going with? Are we coming? Going for a wedding. Oh, wow.

Yeah, dude, of course. We were talking about doing a trip to Cabo, I thought. Yeah, damn. You got me excited. I thought you booked it for us. No, I didn't do that. But apparently, like, Mexican weddings, like, is, like, a full-on three-day bender. What other body parts are you going to lose for this trip, then?

Yeah, you lost your appendix at Haydays. Yeah, hopefully none. Yeah, well, Ryan, you brought it up. Are we going to address the issue of Haydays? Oh, what got stolen there? Yeah. Yeah, we should address it. We should.

More who got stolen there. Kidna. I don't think he got stolen. I think that Randy's living his best life. Yeah, so, all right. You have something to do with this, Evan? Yeah, he does. I have absolutely nothing.

to do with it. I'm simply saying, have you seen the post on the Instagram? Have you seen what we've put Randy through? Yeah. You see what he's doing now? Have you seen? Yeah. Like he's, you know, he's doing it. He's got almost 5K on the gram. That's insane. All right. Let me add some, let me add some context here. We should have probably gave him more cloudy. You're right. So we fucked up there. Okay, so we have this test dummy. His name is reckless Randy. He's a real one. He's damn near a human. Like, that dude costs like $2,500. Because that's what humans cost. He weighs 185 pounds.

He is like 5-11. He is like so difficult to move, right? Because he's just like, he's not meant to really move. He's meant for like CPR. No, he's meant for moving. Oh, yeah, for testing for like, like, firefighters and stuff, right? Everything. His head's always falling off.

That's what he was born to do. We bought Reckless Randy last December. So we've had him for about a year. And he's been fantastic, right? Him and Ken really hit it off. As you guys saw in the shop tour video, Ken had his room painted for Randy and everything, right? Anyway, Randy's been, like, hanging out in our mini truck for the last couple weeks. And he was in there when we brought him to Haydays, or the mini truck to Haydays, right?

Yeah, he was just watching the crowd. He would sit in the mini truck, and he would basically, he was like our security guy, and he would scare the shit out of anyone who didn't know. Yeah, he looked real. Yeah, he was, like, iced out. He had a chain on him, sunglasses, like. He was living a pretty good. He did. Yeah, he was living a great life, right? And he was here with Ken. So bring him to Haydays. We load up at Haydays. Come back. Well, we don't necessarily use Randy every day. He's a part of the team, right? But we only call upon him every so often, right? So one day, Ryan comes in my office and he goes, hey, you got Randy? I go, like the dummy Randy, or your dad? And he was like, no, like the dummy Randy. Do you have him hidden somewhere? Are you planning something? And I was like, you think I stole Randy?

He's like, we can't find Randy and we have a feeling that somebody here knows where he is because how could we just lose 185 pound dummy, right? So then I start thinking, I'm like, oh, yeah, no, somebody has to have, like, hidden him, right? So I go to CJ and I'm like, are you planning something with Randy here that we need to know about? And he's like, nope, no idea. I, you know, I go to everyone and we come to the conclusion that Randy's gone missing, right? Well, you can't just lose 185 pound dummy.

I need to say this. I was saying 180 pounds, it doesn't sound that heavy. It is extremely heavy and awkward. It's awkward and he twigs around. He hangs and stuff and drags. I mean, maybe one of us could drag him across the shop,

but like straight up, if you needed to grab Randy from the corner of the shop and put them into a vehicle, it's a two-person job. And it's heavy. It's hard and awkward. This wasn't light work for whatever happened. Yeah.

Yeah, so after we come to the conclusion that no, Randy's actually missing, right? then the fingers start pointing well you saw him last don's over here like well i saw him on sunday at hey days because i was moving the minotruck and i went to grab the keys and they were on randy's lap and then evans like well i took the mini truck home at night so we're like he got stolen out of your driveway and he's like there's no way it got stolen at my house right and so we end up figuring out after watching the minotrug get rolled back into the shop after heydays that randy was not in there so between I mean, Saturday.

A lot of sleuthing gone on. Where we last saw him and Monday, when the mini truck got rolled back in on camera, he went missing at some point, right? If this was an episode of forensic files, they would look at whoever the person who last saw him was, which by the sounds of it, Dalton, we'll circle back on that. So, like, last Wednesday, we came to the conclusion that he was stolen, right? I post out on the Seaboy story.

I go, this next snap is not a joke. Sounds like one I need to preface this Has anyone seen Randy or dummy Right? Because at first we weren't like Oh he probably wasn't stolen I bet we just left him somewhere right

Like we brought him in Lose a lot of stuff Yeah we brought him in to get food or something And we just forgot him at T Bell Or like yeah Like somebody has to have seen this guy right Also he's wearing a high vis sweatshirt Very hard to miss

I don't think anymore And that's I didn't I just you You posted that he's wearing a high Viz You're right You're right He wasn't yeah somebody changed him He's wearing a dare no can do hoodie in support of Ken. And some jewelry, I think.

He used to run into it. Looks like he's still a jewelry. So I post that out throughout the day. I kind of made a couple more post. Like, here's the last time that we saw him. You know, like we're just worried about him. You literally cannot miss the guy. So now we're all hot because, you know.

Some of us. Some of us not at all. Yeah, I'd say you're the least hot and bothered and you're the most hot. So I had Dalton and Ben sit down and just like interrogate me about it. Of course, I think it's funny. And because I think it's funny, I'm immediately the number one suspect. Yeah. Which is ironic that the last person who saw Randy is accusing me.

Weren't you the one who brought the trailer home? You were supposed to bring him home. He wasn't in the truck when it went on the trailer. So that means someone stole it at haydays. Well, we know that. Yes. So I think it had to have happened Saturday night when everyone's out doing things you do at night. Dalton saying that he saw Randy Sunday morning, I think is crazy.

Because who's going to take him in broad daylight? I did see an Instagram DM that I'm assuming the same group of individuals also tried to steal the Yeti costume from It was Mike. No. I said I'm never putting that thing on again. But that is weird because that's kind of their cherished item.

I mean, you always do hear about some stuff going on at heydays. They cut loose those big balloons and they float away. Like people do some bad things. Oh, this is terrible. So this is. this is terrible this is worse than a fucking balloon getting cut i i agree yeah this is a life we're talking about here it's an mpc bin so we have come to the conclusion that he's stolen right we have no no other facts other than that i'm scrolling on instagram two nights ago and i happen to see a picture

of reckless randy the seventh c boy is ours now so does that sticker mean anything i think we put that sticker on it right yeah i saw that sticker and i'm like who's dill so then i start scrolling and that was that was september 18th right so a couple weeks ago like long before long before we'd ever like posted on on the story that like we were looking for randy i didn't even look at the dates i just figured they started firing posts out once we started like once the cat was out of the bay no so then the next post september 26th is randy sitting next to this rock if you have any information about where this rock is let us know on the hot randy hotline it should be pretty identifiable there's a little semi on there Yep. And it just says long ways from the C store. Again, before we had posted. And then there's a picture of him sitting on a dock with the caption, now that I'm a free man, I decided to take up fishing.

In a C-boy's chair. So the thing about that chair is that was the prototype chair before we did the final design for it. So that was also stolen from haydays. We got cleaned out. Jeez, dude. I don't know how you knew that, Ken, but that actually makes way more sense because I was like, how do you. We have the chairs on the website now, but not for very long. Justin pointed out that there's a few minor differences between that chair and the final product. No cooler bag. Maybe what we should be doing is a better inventory of what else we could have lost. Possibly lost. So then after I make the post, he basically then starts acting like he's having a great time.

Now he's mowing. He's golfing. Not only is he golfing, but he's also crashing golf carts. So you can't say that he's living a better life because we gave him. him everything that he wanted he wanted to be a test on me he wanted to break shit yeah i i messaged him i said yo give us back randy l-o-l i'm laughing but i'm really not you fucker and he goes i'll consider coming back when ken matthes sends me a public love letter so why don't you just do that ken and then we can get him back so in the state of minnesota because randy's valued at more than 1500 dollars it is a

felony to be in possession of stolen property but why wouldn't you just write a love letter to them back don't you want let me let me get chat gpt to write something okay no no it's got to be heartfelt yeah needs to be heartfelt from the bottom of your soul dude what i want is you know those people who can like look at a picture from somewhere and like a geotracker geotrackers yeah there's enough geo tracking ability in here based on the leaves and the beat field and the power lines is it beats i don't think so uh beans i think right i've seen some dudes like that they're like challenge me and they send it's just like a screenshot of just a range of just a random rundown sign.

And he's like, well, based on the terrain here. And then you can see there's a blurry vehicle. It looks like this could only be a Nevada or a North Carolina or whatever license plate. And then they just figured out just off some blurry random screenshot. Dude, the best guy is, I think his name is Rainbolt. He can get served anywhere in the world. Yeah. And he'll be within like 50 mile radius.

The thing about this, though, is it seems like we're in on it. It really does. It seems like we're in on it, but we're not. We just want Randy back. I think that it has to be like a team effort. I just can't see one kid coming through. It's obviously took a few people. Like it was probably another group of people just like us.

It's a minimum two people, probably three. So what was your epiphany? You said you had this epiphany, you're sitting on the cause. You go, yeah, I'm on the edge of my seat. Epiphany. So it's about one o'clock in the morning. I just had a crazy flashback to hit it. It was Saturday night or Sunday morning.

these kids are at the merch booth how young like you kid or like a little older probably like 20 okay and they're asking for merch at like 1 a.m no dude like we're not open yeah obviously it's one in the morning and they kind of like wandered around you know like all of the fences were just torn why were they torn apart everyone just stomping over them all that especially with the big rally around the truck and I guess I didn't think anything of it until you mentioned that it possibly could have happened Saturday night. To be completely honest, I don't 100% recall Randy being in there Sunday morning. Okay. How many times has Dalton been like, I guarantee he was in that truck? But hear me out. Okay. I could have sworn he was because we didn't have the trailer for the red

mini truck. You had that. I had to leave. So I set the key somewhere where they wouldn't get taken so the mini truck, you know, we could drive it. And I thought I set them on the driver's seat underneath the seatbelt because Rainey was in the passenger seat. I thought that's why I did that, but now I'm not totally sure. This boy's story is changing. That's a big red flag, Dalton. Yep. Why?

What do you mean why? I think that you and Evan are working together on this. You were the last one that saw him, and now you're changing the story as we're closing in on you. Yeah. I'm going to put him in my Subaru and drive four hours back home, then put them in my storage unit, and then make an Instagram for him. That's a good point. That does sound like a pretty good idea.

That does sound like something you would do. You have been making these country thirst traps lately too. Oh, geez. Shot across the belly. Dude, I just looking at it. Randy's posting stories. He's got stories up on him. Yeah, Randy's actually very active,

which makes me think that Randy's captor doesn't have a fucking job. Right? So now we need to, Ken, pull up Minnesota unemployment. Yeah, pull up every unemployed person that went to heydays. Or it could be a group. Maybe Randy's getting passed around. Is it your friends, Evan? No.

How do you feel about that? That's what I said. Like they didn't take him out of the trailer when he was in the trailer and you brought the trailer to your house? Bro, there's no way that the truck and trailers at my house for one day. I had it backed right up to my garage. There's no way. And the thing is, me and Slim loaded the fucking, excuse me,

we loaded the truck under the trailer. And there was no way. And Randy was. Okay. I mean, I guess kind of like Dalton, can I say 100%? What's that? What's that? All right, Dalton things...

This is even's hometown. Oh. Don't be showing my address, bro. It's your hometown, not your specific address. Randy, on his Instagram, has a picture of him on a river. Oh. The land of 10,000 lakes. Not to mention, there are a few lakes and rivers outside of Minnesota, Dalton.

Drop a pin anywhere in Minnesota. And within a 50-mile radius, there's going to be a lake or river or a creek. Make the most sense. One of your buddies takes them. Because I'm here with you guys. while I'm in a bean field hanging out with Randy. But did you hear that, Ken, that probably possibly Randy's getting passed around? How do you feel about that?

That's just not right. Randy, he's got to feel so violated right now. Probably does. Uncomfortable. Yeah, dude, I'm not like to get him back. Get Randy back to Ken's heart shape bed. Yeah, it is pretty easy. I'm not taking sides, but like I'm kind of here for this.

Randy does look like he's having a pretty good time. And it says right here on the river. That sounds about, right, Mike? It sounds, yeah. I mean, like, I want them back eventually, but, like, I kind of do want them to, like, finish out his vacation, and then we'll bring the hammer. I don't think we need a hammer.

Like felony charges? I mean, we definitely, this is some good content. I don't know. Whoever's making this, like, clearly knows how to, like, run an Instagram. Like, I don't know. That is the first thing I told Ben, if my buddy Slim had it. I go, Slim doesn't even know how to run his own Instagram. Let's make a second one.

Yeah. And we're doing exactly what they want. He knows how to... His location on the fishing one says, Corm Rock, Minnesota, and it has, like, a song, and I don't think Slim knows how to add. Dude, Slim kind of catching strays right now. Sorry, Slim.

Dude, seriously, though. Before we turn our eyes outward to whoever took Randy from his rightful home, I'm going to get a lie detector test, and we're going to make sure that nobody around here knows anything. That actually... It would be great. And we're putting that mustache boy on there first. Like a legit one.

Can you hire someone to come out? Remember, he just hooked like a finger thing to him and then like a thing around his arm. And like it was an app. I've seen that. That's lame. I don't trust an app. It's got to be the thing.

I did try to get the thing. No one in Minnesota will do it. The guy in California will come out for 10 grand. I figured that wasn't worth it. If we could buy five Randis for 10 grand. You just can't replace Randi. We just imagine we just totally. spoiled their whole like i got randy and like trying to grow this page and all that shit we just

bought a new one like hey we got randy back yeah like wait what that would be kind of funny it'd be not as good for our for our like i think we could do something with this but i do think we got to get randy back like get the fbi involved and raid their house possibly i was looking those power lines in the background of one of those pictures are very distinctive from every power line that have looked at along a river so that might be a clue ken is like a detective but a shitty ass detective and he goes there's something with these power lines there's like i'm not sure what but there is something do they look like minnesota power lines they're very close to the ones by becker but they're different so what do we do with this they're big poles with strings

between them but they're different dude i do respect though, like the undercover work, Ken's been doing it. You identified the chair. Ken's hot. Yeah, Ken's hot about it. And tell them about your research you did on that rock already. I think it's at somebody's house. I tried to find a trucking company and it does not line up.

The other day you mentioned maybe having a hot lead out of New York. I thought it might have been a trucking company out of New York, but I could not find anything on that. If Randy's all the way in New York, we are not getting him back. Probably isn't happening. Imagine his next Instagram picture. He's in New York. Maybe he's good. What's that snowmobile show that's like...

Holy fuck, he's an hepping. Oh, no. Is that New Hampshire? Yeah, that's probably where he is. Can you imagine they steal him from the snow show and take him to the second biggest snow show? I mean, a lot of people that go to Haydays go to that. I think it's a group of younger Minnesota boys,

like just a crew of friends, and they're in Minnesota. I think Randy's in Minnesota. Well, we're going to find Randy. We're going to bring him home. So he can get back to work because A man's life is not fulfilled Without going to work

And Randy's going to have fun On his little vacation But eventually he's going to feel trapped I agree By not being able to work Yeah, it's all fun in games Randy Until you remember what your real purpose in life is Exactly

Making videos and pleasure in Ken Jesus Excuse me Not on the podcast Evan I would love for Randy to be the next little mayo Broo Yo little mayo messaged us at one point was like want to

collab oh yeah he has more swag than Dalton for sure wait so who is a little male I couldn't tell you besides that he's just uh an alien yeah not a real person or creature and they pose them up who's the one guy he's following ooh let's find out at least he looks

like he uh is a lot more portable yeah yes that's what he has going for them or him dude imagine like being pretty Instagram clouded but it's not you It's just your little alien doll. It's cool. So like your little alien doll gets invited to Coachella,

but then you have to stand in GA while your little alien doll. That would be kind of awkward. Like how they're like, oh, Little Mayo's at like this crazy Hollywood party. And then you're like the owner of Little Mayo and they're like, yo, who's the dude? Yeah, who's that guy? Yeah.

Yeah, that's pretty sweet though. It's amazing how long they've kept that going. Like, is he making money? Because it looks like they went to Octoberfest in Germany. Like, it cost money to set all these shoots up, basically. I wonder when... Do that Home Depot jacket is drip? Is it, like, public knowledge who is running this?

Or is it, like, actually kind of like a big little secret? Oh, yeah, I don't think anyone knows. I'm sure some people know, but yeah. What the heck would we have done with a little male? I don't know. Like a dirt bike shoot? They probably didn't care about us. They just want to use, like, some...

Like his likeness with our likeness, I guess, or what we do. I'd say more so just, like, they wanted, like, some dirt bikes or, like, a spot to do one of their shoots. Yeah. So I was watching the news the other day, and when the hurricane came through Florida, there was this guy, do you hear about him? Oh, yeah. What's the, I've been reading it for a lot of him. Lieutenant Dan.

They've been calling him Lieutenant Dan because he just like ties his boat up in the harbor and then just floats through the hurricane. It's kind of like a meme. You also didn't have a leg. Also doesn't have a leg similar to Lieutenant Dan. That's pretty important. But apparently since he got so famous now off of, you know, being Lieutenant. Dan, he was streaming with Aiden Ross or Aiden Ross, of course. He got hooked up with a...

I heard he was going to buy him a house or something. Yeah, no, Aidan was going to buy him a boat for a hundred grand. That's right. And then Aiden Ross hooked him up with kick and he got a kick deal. How much? Lieutenant Dan is straight. How much did he sign? I don't know how much he signed for.

I rumor was it was a million dollar kick deal, which seems absolutely insane. They're not giving a million dollar kick deal. Those guys never stream before. What's he going to do? Well, I'll tell you what he did on his very first stream. He dropped the N-word. No. Lieutenant Dan, do you still get to keep the mail?

He made it like 23 minutes into his stream. It was just blabbing and just said that word. Wow. So that was the end. That was the end of the kick deal. Holy shit. It was just up and then as fast as he could come up down. You know what they say?

The faster you rise, the faster you fall. My God, dude. So what? Why did he become such a meme? I think just because he was really funny, like some college kids in Tampa found him with the two hurricanes back to back. Like he just became this thing

that everybody would go to him and then talk. And he's a character. He looks about 75. He's probably about 55, but you know, pretty weathered. It always reminds me of something that like Evan could have done. I've seen other accounts.

Like you work with some old timers that are just funny, crazy. Oh, yeah. I have thought that after. Yeah. And so I've seen dudes that'll just post and then everyone on the internet grows to love or hate or whatever their co-worker or their crazy grandpa or whatever Danny Duncan does it all the time you know yeah he's so good at finding a character Gary Joe 2024

who the hell's Gary Joe that farmer that I'm always watching I don't know he's like some drunk farmer and then it's like you can tell it's like some younger farmhand or whatever that's always taking these videos and he knows how to trigger him yeah yeah I don't know he just triggers him and then films what Gary Joe does And it's hilarious. Like, he put like an armadillo in his house the other day. It was very funny. He's like chasing it around with a ruler.

What? Like, it's just wilding out, dude. Ben, is that the new iPhone? Yeah. Let me see that thing. Yeah, I've been iPhone-less kind of. Dude, how's it been being iPhone-less for two weeks? So I ordered a new, uh, a new phone.

I haven't gotten a new phone in like three, four years. So I ordered a new iPhone 16. And then two weeks ago, after I had already ordered the phone, I broke my, my current phone that I was using. I was in the sauna, cracked the back of the case, and I sweat on it and it got, it got water damage, yeah. I've been, like, raw dog in life, basically, like, no phone. No phone.

I've been an iPad kid for the last two weeks. It's been, like, kind of nice being able to, like, kind of just unplug from, like, constantly just, like, being on my phone, but also, like, dude, it is such a pain in the butt, like, not being able to get phone calls, and if I do answer the phone, my phone to stay on for about a minute and a half. So as soon as I would answer the phone, like I was talking to like our banker the other day, had to talk to her to like approve this thing to get sent out, right?

Hey, how's it going? Yeah, yeah, this is, uh, yep, yep. So if I hang up on you, I'm not actually hanging up on you. My phone has water damage and it's going to die. Uh, okay. Okay, great, great dies. Oh, no. Like, bro.

Yeah, so like that's been, uh, that's been like my life. So I mean, kind of just going without it. Yeah, it's been a real pain. It can never get a hold of you. It almost would have been very similar broke completely. Yeah, I agree. Because then you're just like, yeah, because I didn't want to go out and, like, buy a phone. Ken was like, why don't you just go to Verizon?

And I was like, dude, I have two weeks. I'm not going to just go buy one when I have one coming. Didn't make a whole lot of sense. So I just waited it out. Ken, aren't you a big, get a new iPhone every year guy? I was until this year. And then this year, I was like, why would I buy it? Really?

It's no different. Yeah. Really? The only big difference is you have that camera button. Yeah. Yeah, from a lot of the, a lot of the reviewers. were saying that this was one of the least monumental changes. The phone is the same as my 12 was, pretty much.

Like, it's like damn near the exact same. Yeah, the camera's a lot better now than a 12, obviously, or a 13, but yeah, they didn't change much. Can't be still sick. All those money on rocks. Put a case on that thing before you jam it up. Yeah, I don't know. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio.

Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery let's talk about that what can you spent all your money in rocks yeah building a wall yeah he's helping he's building the wall down south the problem this is a crazy camera is it is it is it better than a 14 dude is it's it better than 14 dude I'm 25x zoomed in right now yeah like every camera is always going to be like his is better than a 15 seems like the only thing they make better is the camera is the camera so the camera's better, Ken? It's like everything. It's like marginally better year to year, but it's like,

you know, once you get a couple years in between something, yeah, it's going to be a big difference. But one to the next one, it's like, why spend phone money when you can spend it on rocks? It's so interesting how similar the iPhones are. Like they're all kind of the same. Oh, dang, Ken, your leg. Wow, you really can zoom. How did you met? That's what the e-bike did you? Yeah. You had it all wrapped up and I was like, there's no way it can be this bad, but it actually is. Yeah, this is actually looking a lot better than it was. But now it's just, like, it's really scabbed up. I honestly didn't think it was that bad either that you took your wrap off.

Oh, your skin's just gone. I tried to look at it on the spot when it happened. And Ken's like, I got to go. He wouldn't even let me look at it. Like, pulled his pants down and just, it didn't hurt that bad on the spot. And then like the adrenaline wears off and like, oh, shit, this kind of hurt. It's a burn. Yeah.

And then it just got like progressively worse and worse. The adrenaline of tipping the e-bike. Can you? I want to say you're unlucky, but sometimes you just can't get out of your own way. Yeah, I know. Well, my problem is I should have turned the e-bike off before I started trying to push it rather than trying to push it with it on. Dude, that's a sneaky thing with the e-bikes. That happened actually earlier in the week before Ken did the exact same thing. Somebody was sitting on the trikee bike and we were all standing around it and somebody grabbed the throttle and it just like rocketed into me and Evan. Yeah, very sketchy because like most people don't think. That it's on, and then obviously it's on.

But there's something so twistable about an electric throttle. Like, I never walk up to a bike, and I'm like, let me twist this. I can't walk past a motorcycle without either grabbing the front brake or the twist in the throttle. I'm just got to crank that hog. I do it on that pit bike a lot on the end. Maybe that's why it's blown up. It is funny, though, you can hear me clear as day about five seconds before 10 yards sales that e-bike. I said, be careful.

Then he did it. Be careful. That is unfortunate. But Ken, you, you fared the week a lot better than our good buddy Gavin did. Oh, my God. Yeah. Multiple bad hits. Dude, so, yeah.

You couldn't even walk down the stairs on Sunday morning. Watching him trying to walk out of here was wrong. Grave had an absolute week, and you would think that he was in a UFC fight. Yeah. With Mike Tyson on one side and a lion on the other. A trite. Bro, every time he turned the key on whatever he was riding, I thought he was deliberately trying to crash.

Literally. Like every time I was like, is he trying to just pile this up because he thinks it'll be good for video? But he wasn't. He was just riding it. Everything about him riding is just sketchy. But then what really confirmed it is when we had him get in his truck and drive it down the road. And I thought he was going to crash that thing the whole time just driving down the road going 40. I was like, when we were trying to ride the motorcycles down the road.

It was a hazard. I don't know what he tried to do, but for some reason he just literally goes into oncoming traffic for like, No reason. And then he's looking the other way like this. He's just riding. There's a car coming. I'm like, what is this guy doing? The people are getting nervous.

They're pulling over onto the side of the road. I'm like, get over, bro. I was stressed out just in the back seat. Unbelievably stressful. Where do we start? What was his first? I mean, the last two days of his stay here were actually brutal. The first one was the 250 R where it was just me and him.

Yep. And I just got a little iPhone clip of it. Yeah, he brought it up. I think the first one actually might have been when I messed up my leg. It also crashed in the cabin. Okay That was nothing for Gavin, dude So he had a

Oh yeah, no, it did it He had his hand He thought that he like broke his hand What? Oh really? It was that bad Got so much grip on it. Ken goes Gab kind of messed up his hand

He's over there icing And it's pretty swollen And he goes It might be broken But it's all right baby Yeah, of course So Gab left like limping And crooked

Hungover Hungover Like any kind of damage That he could do to his body He did And then on Saturday On Sunday When he left, I go, Gav, how you doing?

And the dude is so delusional, but also just like the most positive person you've ever met. And he just looks me in the eyes and goes, dude, so good. And I'm like, no, bro, actually, how are you doing? And he's like, no, I'm fine. Dude, I'm literally so good. As he's taking a plane home because he can't drive his pickup because he can't sit down for that long. Yeah, dude. When he was lifting his legs up into Jake's truck, he had to move him just like this far.

And he was like, oh, right after he got done telling me, he was. good. I'm like, no, you're not, dude. Are you? He's like, just my knees. Just my knees. Watching him try and walk down the stairs, he was taking him one step at a time. And it was just like, how did he get up there when he was that hammered? Did he get that liquored up on Saturday night? Really? I mean, we're getting to it. But after his

big day of stunts, pilot crash, he's like, we're like, Gav, actually, are you okay? Yeah, I'm 100%. And I go, 100%. And now you're lying. And then he goes, I'm 75. I love cages. Dude, yeah. piles up the pilot. My favorite part about the three-wheeler crash.

Well, at one point, he couldn't find the bumper for the three-wheeler was lost. And he had pooped himself. He hit the ground so hard. So then we were cracking jokes. Like, maybe the bumper is, in fact, up in his butt. But he made the joke like, oh, I poop myself. It's funny.

Whatever. He hit his butt hard. Well, about four hours later, he was working down in a hole with a shovel, and he was bent over his underwear hanging out. So I was like, ah, I'll give him a wedgy. That'll be funny. turns out he really did poop his pants. My gosh.

Oh my gosh. I haven't seen this video. I mean, play him actually jumping right here. Like, this alone is sketchy. Can we run the audio after he crashes? That's the best part. Like everything he does is sketchy. Ouch.

Oh, that one hurt him. Oh, my boathole, my boathole, oh, my bong, I feel like I poop myself. Oh, freaking A, dude, that was a good crash. How to look to you. Talk to me, F, that sucked. It looked really bad, bro. Did it really? Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to laugh.

That was fricking gnarly. I feel like you poop myself. Oh, that's a good one, bro. What'd you think? I love it, also in this, I love just right after that, Gavin goes, Evan starts answering him. He goes, turn the camera on you when you talk. I love all he's got his wallet in his back pocket. That's probably what really hurt.

No, that's what he said. I wish I would have had it in my right cheek because that's what took most of the damage. Well, because his left was broken by the freaking wallet. Turns out the bumper was just, it folded. so hard it was up under the seat we couldn't even see that it existed but it it actually wow gab dude oh yeah it's just gone oh poor guy this guy is so destructive dude he's his own worst thing to me i mean we were just talking about it how many hits have we seen gavin take like a million not even just this week forever he always bounces right back up i think this is the

longest i've ever seen him on the ground and he was feeling that for sure i'd agree dude. Even after the pilot crash, that was gnarly. I was worried for him. Me too. Oh, yeah. He got so lucky that it, like, the front end blew out. Like, I think he killed, like, a good percentage of his momentum when he landed and then rolled. Because when I was driving behind him, I just, I know he's going, like, 40 miles an hour, however fast. And there's a cloud of dust, and I see tires, and then there's dust. And then there's some red. And then there's dust. I thought he went like a dozen times Like end over end and thank God He only rolled like three times

I mean it could have been way worse Is all I'm saying He got lucky on that one Those things are unbelievably dangerous Cages are good Yeah I really like this cage Love this cage

How you do you have? So good Really like this cage I mean dude it saved his ass A couple busted fingers The cage is like so like narrow like it doesn't really stick out wider than you it's like narrower so i feel like if you actually went into one of those high speed flips like you see you got to like grab yourself to yeah exactly that thing doesn't necessarily even go fast enough that's some hopefully well i mean

shit he flew 40 feet the his cage i think he had enough speed if he could he could have rolled six times with the speed he had generated on that track you guys will have to just stay tuned for that crash because that won't be in uh you guys won't will have not seen it yet And you also don't want to miss it. You don't want to miss it. I was genuinely so worried for him. I was just a little bit bummed because, like, his pilot was modified, but the suspension was trash. Mine was stock, but it actually worked.

Like, I felt like mine jumped pretty good. And, like, I was loving it. And I'm just watching him, and he's jumping bigger than I am. And his machine looks horrible. Like, it's not doing what it's supposed to do at all. It seems like everything he was jumping all. all week, just go nose down. Except for when it went nose up.

Yeah, yeah, except for the 250 I. Yeah. That's why he's pushing the nose down because he was nervous. Well, I had had, I thought we were going to do a podcast on Saturday night or Sunday. And so I had this whole thing planned about how lucky Gavin is. And that was going to tie in with when I was watching all the kick streamers that they gamble while they're playing. And so I looked it up and I was like, no shit. Gambling is a right off when you use it for content.

My God, this is the secret that I've needed to know. Exactly. I mean, you have to have an LLC to have a write-off. It works. You're just losing money. Dude, that's actually insane. There's no way that they can't catch up with you. It doesn't seem like they'd let that fly.

I'm sure it can, maybe, hopefully not. But I was trying to figure out if we could get those little gambling iPads and then we could play while we're sitting here, you know, and then just talk with each other like we're at the bar. You know, you just tap the screen. and then we'd be like, yay, I'm winning. You can't do that. You've got to have a whole license.

It's a bunch of things. So, instead, I got this for us. Oh. Well, isn't this fun? Here, Ben, you can have one of mine. I have three. All right, toss it over. Imagine we win big money here.

How do you know when you win on a scratch? I haven't really told you guys, but like, since I've not been going to the bar and playing pole tabs, I haven't been going to the casino, I've really been ripping the scratches. When I used to work at the Cormorant store, there was a lady that would come in every single day like clockwork yeah yeah and she wouldn't even scratch the whole thing off she would just scratch off the barcode and just like scan it save so much time bro really just to see if she

won yeah it wasn't even for the love of the game it was like but dude man i saw her loss lose like a ton of money bro over like the summer that i worked there is you're driving home from the gas station and you're trying to hold the wheel you're scratching it the shavings get everywhere they make a huge mess i'm not scratchy curls the the moral of that story was not the scratch off. It was that she was a loser. Yeah.

I mean, not in life, just at the scratchies. Yeah. I thought you were saying the people that just scan them at the cone. I actually remember asking,

like one of my coworkers that had been working there for a long time. I was just like, you ever seen this woman win? And he was like, yeah, one time she won like 10 grand.

Whoa. Yeah, but like, dude, I probably, like she'd probably spend like 500 bucks a day. What? Or like something. Maybe it wasn't that.

It was a ton of money, though. I remember when I worked at the Cormorout store, she would basically hit up every, she had like a route every day. She'd go to every single gas station and buy scratch shops at all of them. Yeah, like kind of like an old withered woman. She drove like an old, old Buick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I had a co-worker that showed up to work, and he had a $10 scratch off folded up in his pocket.

He goes, this is a big winner. Well, how much is it? He goes, it's more than, I think they can pay you $500 or $600 at the gas station. Anymore, you have to go to the lottery office. When he went in and bought his morning coffee, he ripped the barcode, scanned it, said, go to lottery office. No way. He didn't scratch the ticket. So we all gathered around him having our morning coffee, and we knew it was going to be more $7,777.

No way? Oh, man. But I couldn't believe it that he had that scratch off in his pocket for over an hour without trying to figure out what it was. But he wanted to show off to all of us. So I just thought about how electric it would be. I was watching these kick streamers, and they always seemed to win. I was like, man, I'd be so electric. Plus, I never buy scratch-offs because I don't want to lose a bunch of money.

How do you know if you won? This one's a write-off, though. But this one's a right-off. I won five bucks. Nice, Ken. You won five bucks. Hey, you got five bucks? All right, I put $100 in, and then I also bought a Mountain Dew.

So we're like... Hold on. Was that on the company, Ryan? No, this is actually all on me, because you have to use cash to pay for scratch-offs. That's annoying. Oh, really? Yeah, so this whole thing is on me. Oh, what a nice guy. But, I mean, obviously, I paid myself $1,000 from the podcast budget.

You can buy scratchouts with a debit card now. It depends on the location. My local liquor barn used to, and then they quit doing it. Okay, I won five bucks. Nice. Good job, bud. You kidding me? See, if we did this all day, every day.

Mr. B did this for a video. Really? That's right. Evan, is your dad a gambler? Yeah, but he doesn't. doesn't, like, really go to the casino much or anything like that, but he ripped scratches. I'm just trying to figure out where you got your

gambling behavior from. Well, you got a very addictive personality, C.J. That's true. I guess you're kind of just addicted to everything that feels good. Yep. Can't blame a guy for that. Yeah.

I can't possibly spend $10 on this and not want a dime. Oh, I got $10 back. Let's go. That means you didn't win a dime. You broke even. I broke even 40, 40. If you're going to do what my buddy Evan recommends you do, dump it back in.

I wonder how many times someone's like throwing away a winning ticket. That was a big one. I've done it the opposite. I thought I won 40 bucks and there was nothing. I was really ashamed to myself. That one's got five bucks on it. Did I tell you guys that I was walking out of the casino and I put a thousand bucks on Bachrot and I won. No way?

In Vegas. So you must have left Vegas like way up then, totally profited. thanks for the fun but no dice no dice dang i want 10 over here i want a million fuck if mike won a million bucks

would you let him keep it keep it or like how would that work i would split it with all you guys well anyway i'd given mike a fake millionaire jackpot ticket and he was supposed to freak out and go i want a million dollars

you gave it to the wrong guy man yeah but i didn't couldn't give it to evan because i knew that he would know and i've got to this whole thing was that was really a smart idea And I caught on it. If you watch, I was looking at all of mine to see... Waiting for the million one?

I was waiting. I was seen if they said Minnesota, because that one probably doesn't say Minnesota lot. It doesn't. That's pretty much the only difference. I wouldn't have even looked at that. If it would have said like $500, I would have been like...

No way. Yeah, it just said fake ones. And I didn't realize that all the prizes were a million dollars. Like in this one, it says you win fucking like $6 million. Yeah. Obviously, that's fake.

Yeah. So, yeah, it was just a little unbelievable. But if it would have been like a couple hundred bucks, would have freaked out. I'd have been like, dude, I got a winner. I got pranked on that once when I was very young. It was my mom's birthday, and someone had gotten her a big stack scratch-off tickets, and they mixed in a fake one. And I'm ripping through all these other scratches. And my mom, being smart, looked at it, identified it as a fake. She knew. Because when you flip it over on the back, it's like, to collect your prize, follow the rainbow to your

nearest leprechaun, like whatever. So yeah, when I scratched it and it, that was like, like 10 grand. It seemed pretty legit and I was screaming and hollering and excited and my mom was laughing but I thought she was laughing with joy and turns out I was an idiot. You were just getting made fun of. And little

did she know you were going to be hooked. My plan was to give it to Gav because I remember the Gav kind of love Scratch Oz and I knew that I could get him with just some good he would have just and from out of state he wouldn't recognize

the tickets. Things look like and I also I also figured it was a good way to, you know, scratch our gambling itch. Honestly, Ryan, you probably could have gotten me, dude. I have no idea what I'm doing. I know. I was bummed when I opened them up this morning, and they said they were for a million. Obviously, Mike's just going to give me the best reaction. I'm going to go, I want a million.

Yeah. Well, it was just too high. I'm like, no, it's just no way. There's not a single chance. How do I know what the fuck's going on here? Roll. Check these out and make sure we don't have any winners. Yeah, this is a winner by bucks.

Nice. Maybe even more, but at least five. Tell me that thing. Oh, it's a multiplier. That's at least 10, I think. Coming out on top, baby. What does it say the multiplier is on your prize? If you give it back to me, it says, say, 5x on the 5 bucks.

You got 25 bucks. Hey. Nice. Go. Right on what you have. Hey, that's big for me, dude. I got 100 bucks into this endeavor. Oh, I won't run another five bucks.

Hey. Very good, Ken. Dude, I'm not sure I really like scratch-offs. Like, this made a giant mess. Kind of messy, yeah. Yeah, but now you see what I'm saying? if you would have ripped all these in a vehicle, it'd be toasted.

Oh, yeah. Get all in your little cloth seats and stuff too, probably. Who the hell has cloth seats these things? So if you're going to do it, make sure you do it on the gas station counter when there's a line behind you. At Mike's Inconvenience Store. Oh, that's funny because obviously this is not going to be a real thing

because it would be a horrible business thing. But Evan said, Micah, you need to open up and run Mike's Inconvenience Store. And then we just started brainstorming. Like, of what that would look like. Well, like, the prices are just good enough that you are going to deal with the inconvenience. Right. You can only pay in cash or change. You can't pump your own gas.

Yep. You have to have, like, a membership to shop there, but it does an auto renew. So you have to, like, re-sign up for it every time. Every month. Yeah, fully fill out all the payrolls. You have to pay for the membership in quarters only. I send out emails with coupons, like, every day. And the expiration date is always the day before I sent it.

you have to use a quarter to get your cart out of the cart lock yeah that'd be an inconvenience yeah do you mind if i actually keep this quarter for the next time i go to aldi i went to aldi i gave aldi another shot does anyone still go there is still mid everybody loved aldi the first time they went there i've still never been but i've never been seems like everyone came around in the long run and just yeah it's not cool anymore i still is that is that the common consensus here i don't know i just i've never been i can't make an opinion on well the first time i went to all the i didn't bring a quarter and to get a shopping cart you have to have a quarter which i thought was just insane i agree in the 21st century the digital age who the hell carries quarters anymore so then you don't have to pay

top hat man 20 bucks an hour to walk around and corral carts i get it and if they had something with an app they'd probably have to pay like a fee for processing that where now you're paying a couple bucks for the cart but you should get it refunded yeah but there's still a fee in there i don't know i did understand i guess why they did what they did but the first time I went I didn't have a quarter so I had to just carry all the groceries that I wanted that's what I do every time and so I'm just like

dude this sucks do they have free baskets at least no oh they're to like pay for shopping bags that they don't that they don't even give me the option the shopping bags you have to grab from underneath the counter I have this like super weird encounter where like this lady in front of me might have recognized me and she just pulled out her phone and she just took a photo of me.

Oh, no. While I was standing there and she was like, yeah, every time, like, we see one of you guys, like, we take a photo and, like, one time, like, I took it and my flash was on, so you guys, like, noticed me and I was trying to be discreet. So now, like, I just take photos of you guys and, like, just be obvious about it. And I go, you know, you could just, like, ask us. Yeah. And, like, everyone would be like, yeah, of course, instead of just taking one.

I don't know, like, I felt, it just kind of felt just weird. That just happened to me last night. Like something similar, yeah, like some dude never met him at Zorba rolls in, start chatting with him. He's like, oh, yeah, I'm aware of you guys. He didn't show his cards. I was like, oh, yeah, we're into, talking about three wheelers and shit. I don't know.

And then another buddy of mine comes in. I'm talking to him, and it's just like from the corner, just flash. Like the long flash, you know, where it's like, yeah, and I just keep talking, and I just never brought it up. I'm sure that's what he had hoped you would do it too It had to have been embarrassing for him So I was just like I'm just not going to say anything

Yeah one time when we were at Zorba's actually again With Frankie Dude Frankie like we said is so Famous like everywhere we go with that guy Everyone recognize him no matter the age Right so when we walked into Zorba's Like that crew that's always in there Was like oh hey I watch him on TikTok

And then when we were sitting down eating One of our friends just came over and said hey let's get a picture and just like got down and took a photo with him without like kind of asking like hey can we get a picture it was just like a quick yeah it was just like he wasn't being mean no he wasn't being mean but he but he's sitting down his food and drink yeah he's like he knows us and frank he was like oh uh like he wasn't even like really looking and PJ takes the photo with him and I was just like I think I even go BJ uh you probably could have just asked him and he would have stood up and take

a normal photo with you versus just like kind of like a hit and run photo over the shoulder like yeah like walking by like but anyway all right let's see this rough necks with rednecks and paychecks has everybody seen this i'm on the guy in the truck side same same you've read it you've done the research too what happened i did let's watch it and then tell us the research yeah that's i would like you that okay Holy shit oh my god I was not expecting that

he almost killed that guy does this have the other angle from the other side I'm sure I can find it was that a truck that he ran over or a side by side oh there's somebody in there dude was he trying to kill somebody he was just trying to leave why did he try to

to get out of there what was the deal uh what i read which who knows because anybody can write anything on the internet but there was a lot of people saying that all these people surrounded him were throwing stuff at him which this video really does make it look like that that all these side by like the stuff that he ran over like they surrounded him and we're just messing with him where i don't know where the beef stem from originally but apparently he wanted to get out of there the people were keeping him trapped and he had enough and just got out of there so why did they start throwing stuff at him i mean it's a redneck event everyone's hammered no one's thinking think about how bad it would have ran someone over you think about how bad it would have been if he would have done that and then tipped over his

truck in the process man dude after doing that he would get the crap beat yeah i'd imagine especially the owners of the rigs it does look like a lot of people are uh talking trash to him so he must have like hit somebody on accident or unintentionally and then got into this fight and everybody's just like all right all right all right want to get him out of here and then he just goes psycho dude imagine having a big enough truck that you're just rolling around in that you can just run over a jeep that's i guess the kind of the funny part about you could put yourself so you're on that guy's side i mean a little without truly knowing like i'm not instantly going to be like yeah that guy was truly a psycho trying to kill people like if you put yourself in

bat guy's shoes you literally have a mob of drunks around you throwing shit at you and at what point do you go i literally need to get out of here you know he's lucky he didn't kill somebody for sure he ran he had a guy underneath his truck if he would have killed somebody he'd be in prison for life yeah god i hate side by sides why why do you hate side by sides no i don't hate side by side i'd like i i don't i'm not a real big fan of the whole mud bog culture really that much just you know Sounds about right. That's a Cheeto rig, if you ask me. So that was rednecks with paychecks already happened.

Yeah. Well, there's more than... They do a couple of year. They do one over spring break and then they do one in the fall. That was Texas? Texas. Yeah. We kind of fond to go to one of those.

Especially if something like that happens, obviously no one gets hurt, but that have been insane. I feel like it's kind of the mud version of glamorous. Right. Yeah, that's kind of what it looks like. Chicks are a little less good looking. Twice a year event. Put all your money into the machine. for that one weekend.

Go out there, show off, record. Glamis is probably, what, two weekends. Oh, it's over Halloween. It's every holiday out there. Yeah, I think it's big over, like, it's like the New Year's takeover or whatever. Whatever it's on Halloween. Oh, it's, uh, Razor Campa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Glamis is fun. I don't know if I would need to, like, go back to it every single year. It was crazy to be there and witness it in person, just like how insane the night life is. Like, it looks exactly like this. Like, everyone's got side by side. everyone's got like their whips on just out and about madness how to people like wild and out every which way but i would 100% go back if i could like obviously

every year seems a little crazy but like it was so fun but it's just like yeah are you going to go every single Halloween travel to across the country for us to a desert yeah for us it's across the country you got to rent an RV do all the things have a working razor get a lot of sand in your butt dude when we left it was like 50 mile per hour winds God, it was awful. In the desert, that's brutal. You get sand everywhere. All right, well, thanks for watching, guys.

We will see you next week. Oh, we're almost at 4 million subscribers. We're going to hit it by next week. Yeah, so we'll already have been there. We just hit 4 million subscribers technically, because this is going on on Tuesday. We'll have 4 million by then. What should we do for 4 million?

We're going to Nashville, dude. We'll tell you all about it. Next week. That's true. All right, we'll see you next week. Peace.