Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Someone's SELLING Micah's Phone Number, Playing Beer Pong With NELK, & Hiring A Full Time Mechanic

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

Welcome back to another Life Wide Open Podcast, today the boys reveal their wack sleep schedules, watch a dad cop a feel on his son's girlfriend... cripes... discuss the ethics of pranking, Hiring a Mechanic, Meeting Nelk, and someone turning a profit off of Micah's phone number!  Thanks to our sponsors! Use code WIDEOPEN for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/WIDEOPEN Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

My girlfriend's tab. I'd be like, what are you guys stupid? Doing it right now, I'd be like, well, yes, first off, we are stupid. I sent an email at 535. What are you doing the rest of the morning? Because you got here at one today. Turns out a kid at school in Arizona be selling that. Your phone number?

What? Selling the number? Like, damn, he and I'm moved. Hey, Ben, can you do me a favor? What? Pick my left hand or my right hand. You're going to decide how the rest of my days. going to go. We're wrong.

Right hand. Let's go. That's the beer hand. The other one had a Celsius in. He's going to get right to work if he had the Celsius. Beer it is. Happy Friday, boys. Yeah, happy Friday.

Cheers, Ryan. Yeah, cheers, Benny. Some of us are trying to be healthy. Hey, you know what? I actually worked out this morning. Before you guys were even awake. Probably, yeah. Because Launder wakes my bitch ass up at like 6 a.m.

He's at the gym at like 6.45 this morning. Ryan's wondering, I thought about going at that time. I woke up and I couldn't fall back asleep. It was like five and then I just went and took a dump and went back to bed. Yeah, I just need to take a dump. That was it. I tip my hat to you guys being able to function that early in the morning and then want to function that early in the morning. Granted, you're being woken up, but still I would be like at all costs, I'm going back to bed.

There is something beautiful about the morning now. You sound like my dad now. Not your dad wakes up at like really early. Like four. My dad's up at 4 a.m. That's still nighttime. That's psychopath hours right there. I'm like, what are you doing at 4 a.m?

And he's like, being there's so much to live. There's so much life before you're even awake. And I'm like, dad, there's so much life hours after you're asleep. I'm like, both those are true. Yeah, he goes to bed at like 738. Just never sleep. And then, yeah, it gets up at 4. But I was like, there's just so much more to do after 8 p.m.

In my opinion. I'd say I get up pretty early consistently on my own doing. Like, I normally get up seven. I mean, like on merchop or yesterday because we had to add it, I was up at six. CJ is full-blown and early riser. I don't necessarily want to. I just can't sleep anymore, so I get up. But there is something to be said about like your dad getting up super, super early.

And then he has to take a nap, like later in the day. Like, it really doesn't end up getting you that far ahead. Because if you have to take a nap and you're doing that during like normal operation, operating hours. I don't know if you're really helping yourself, are you? I mean, I would... You're missing out then. I would say no, because I also hate taking naps.

I always wake up more tired than I do going to sleep. Dude, do you ever see those things on Instagram? They're always like, you want to change your life, get up early, start working hard, reading all this. Like, they want you getting up at 5 a.m. 4, you know, all these crazy things. And it's like, realistically, I don't know if you're going to be more productive, getting up that early because now you're all tired throughout the day, so you don't have enough energy to get your shit done.

I found this thing on, I think it was a Facebook, actually, because I'm a big Facebook guy. And it was like how really popular people like Ben Franklin, Kurt Vonnegut, Pablo Picasso, or popular, you know what I mean, and Honor de Balzac. Apparently, he's a real guy. But how they sleep, what their schedule, sleep, creative work, daily job, food and leisure, exercise, and other. And a lot of them are at like crazy hours, like naps in the middle of the day, you know, weird hours it really doesn't matter though i mean you think about it when you're sleeping as long as

you're still as long as you're not over sleeping if you think about it because like you know you can basically you can sleep during the day and be productive at night and i think the biggest thing is is that like not being tired during the day like if there's one if there's one thing that i absolutely love you guys know like i sleep a lot but i'll just stay up late there's one thing i love it's not going through the day yawning yeah we have days where you have to like get up oh yeah we all got to be here at eight and we're going to knock at home until midnight. That's the day we're going to be yawning. But most days, like, not yawning.

I remember, like, you know, again, I've always stayed up late. Then I'm getting up for, like, just for high school at, like, seven in the morning. And you're exhausted. Then I'd find myself, like, dozing off, like, on the way home from school or something. And then, like, that's scary. Now, like, I never, I never doze off while driving. I think there is a misconception with you that you sleep a lot. You do not sleep a lot.

If anything, you probably sleep less. you just sleep at really whack hours. Yeah. And I never am like trying to make that argument, but it's kind of true. But that's like the narrative. People probably think when they see you sleeping in a video at like 2 o'clock in the afternoon, they're like, man, Mike's just a snoozer. But you were up until 8 a.m. that morning.

But don't you think you'd be better off just going to bed and then not being tired and you'd be more productive? Kind of like what I was saying. Yeah, I think I would be a little more productive if I can get off this sleep schedule. You'd have more energy and then you'd feel better. I don't know if I'd have. necessarily more energy like it's interesting like if I as long as once I'm up like once I'm up dude the energy is almost the same it's rare that I like I could get 10 hours or I could get

four hours and it's pretty rare that I'm like dude I hope we're done with this soon so I can like I mean I once I'm up it's so weird like yeah whether I'm running on no hours or 10 hours it's like almost the same I think the only issue is when you are sleeping and we're waiting on you so most the time if you're like staying up late and you're you're doing your work it's kind of just like on your own time but then when we're trying to film and we're just where's mike oh he's sleeping and it's pretty nice because now you just sleep here so we're like oh someone going wake them up when i was growing up like pretty much everyone of my family's been like an early riser and i mean they still are and especially my dad but like kind of just seeing that i was never about that early

life and I maybe it's like the seeing the Instagram pictures of like oh you want to be successful you need to wake up early take cold showers take cold showers do all this shit and if you're not you're you're lazy you'll never amount to anything and uh I guess in a way I was like well shit I'm not an early riser does that mean maybe I don't have it in me to like have the grind and then and then I started dating Greta and her dad is super successful and I remember he would say oh yeah no you don't have to wake up early to be successful and I was like damn that feels so good to hear yeah to be clear I I respect people I can get up early as long as you're not I do just dogging it to be very clear I do and yeah that's awesome but I always do I always do get a chuckle

because like sometimes you're up when when I see CJ up super early it's like half and half What are you doing, though? Because you're never here early. Like, what are you doing all morning? So what's the point of getting up early? Like, I have a receipt. I was emailing people. It's because half the time he doesn't choose.

I sent an email at 535. He's just stuck waking up that early. What are you doing the rest of the morning? Because you got here at one today. Yeah, so like I. So what's the point of waking up early? No, so like I didn't necessarily wake up early day. I managed to fall back to sleep.

That was the point. But I'll go to gym. I get up early. What he doesn't tell us is he goes back. No, I said today, but like typically, no, I can't sleep. Yeah, so I'll just get up. I'll either go to the gym or I'll just go get coffee and I'll just like, you know, get ready, which I can agree because then you're like, you feel like you got a little bit of

a step up on people. You can prepare for what you got, what you're going to do that day. I do like that, but I am awful. Like now eight, nine o'clock tonight, I'm going to be ready for bed. Which sucks because it's Friday night and I'm, it's eight to nine of that. That's why I tried going back to bed. I was like, I don't want to be all tired and miss out on some stuff tonight. And yeah, it's kind of tough because around here, it's like, yeah, the Friday night,

but I'd be like going to the roadhouse and hanging out with you guys. Not that I don't love hanging out with you guys, but it's like, well, geez, I could wake up. I could wake up not hungover or not tired the next day and be more productive. But just, you know, I feel like you don't regret the things you say yes to. Living like Grandpa Ron. Yeah, that's right. He's never tired. How the hell?

Yeah. My problem is, is I go to bed and as soon as I'm in bed. phone on face scrolling i'll hit youtube watch a bunch of youtube videos scroll instagram what do whatever right and then next thing i know it's like midnight and i try and always go to bed by midnight but then usually my phone keeps dingin or there's things going right so the other day i go you know what i'm going to be like CJ here and put my phone on airplane mode airplane right yeah why airplane because then it's like not connected through Yeah, it's not connected to, like, supposedly,

does it is that way. This is going to sound ridiculous, but supposedly when it's on airplane mode, there's no, I don't. Transmating radio waves? Yeah, basically. I don't fully understand it, but being that I have it sitting next to my nightstand,

which some people would even say is not good for you, I just put it on that. So however there's no cellular, whatever. I feel. On a side note on that, I always get a little bit, like, I don't do anything about it, but I get a little stitious about when I put my phone

Between my legs, usually like when I'm driving, but just in general, you put it like basically in under your nuts. And it's like, it probably if they admit whatever they say they admit, probably not good. Just going straight to your nuts. Yeah. It's like a South Park episode where they put their nuts in a microwave to get bigger nuts. And a wheelbarrow. But anyway, so I go, you know what? I'm going to put my phone on airplane mode.

Oh, yeah. So I get nothing dang in. it's not keeping me up and it's not emitting radio waves look that up so we're not idiot it's our jamie isn't here i think it's something along those lines so i do that right and greta sees me do it and goes you know nothing gets through on airplane mode right and i go yeah that's the point greta he goes well what if somebody needs to get a hold of you i go nobody is trying to get a hold of me at 12 a m greta i think it's going to be all right and does she use do not disturb because calls don't go through then either yeah yeah but if you call three times it does i think okay yeah i didn't know that

oh yeah i didn't know that makes that makes sense like a little emergency action yeah so i go now no no it's not going to be a problem right i fall asleep and i wake up to greta going ben ben ken's calling me i go what what the hell it could be going on let me take a wild guess it wasn't that important and and i answer and go her greta answers and it goes ken and ken He goes, is Ben there? This is at night? What time? Like one?

One a a a a. What? Yeah. So I like wake up in a panic. I'm like, oh my God. What's going on, Ken? Should we raise the prices? He goes, you need to call Ryan right now.

Me? And it hangs up, right? What? And I go, what the hell? So I turned my phone off of airplane mode. Sure enough, Ryan is panicking in the group chat going, Ben, do I have health insurance? I think I'm having an.

Appendicitis attack, and I need to go into the ER, but I'm not going unless my health insurance has gone through. Yeah, right. You were going to die? Well, I was hoping I wasn't going to die was kind of the thing. But you were willing to risk it to save a couple bucks? Well, it wasn't a couple bucks. It was like 20 grand. That's how much it would cost.

Holy shit. Yeah, you got to get like an MRI. Holy shit. MRIs alone are like six grand. Okay. Yeah, it was like that. But you would have potentially surgery. Put a racked up like a pretty big bill.

but yeah okay so makes sense i guess so i i am answering you and i'm like no right you did not have to have i felt bad but i was kind of upset in the moment oh no i don't blame you i don't blame you one bit and um anyway i deal with all that we'll get into that in a second actually because i have i have a couple questions on that but um yeah i end up like turning it back on off airplane mode i go well can't be shit and roll over i go damn you were right, actually. She goes, I knew it. I knew it.

Dude, I don't think I've, in the last year, I can't think of any time being woken up by a phone call and panic. Like a true one time. Yeah. So what ended up happening with that? Well, we had just come off the RV trip where my diet was a little bit unusual. And then I went to Florida and I ate a lot of seafood. I ate 69 pounds of crab.

And I don't know. I had like a really bad stomachache and it was like up here. And then eventually it moved. down to like my side and was just like right in my side short pain i couldn't even stand up and i'm like waddling around like this because i because i can't even stand up like it was bad concerning for sure one so much crabby was constipated one whole day i couldn't even stay a whole day i couldn't stand wait you're locked up no yeah no but we went where i got stuff at cvs hopefully take care of it all that nothing go through that whole night hardly sleep because i feel like

shit go through the second day can't stand up and then it was that night and then you start looking up like what is lower right abdomen pain and it's like appendicitis it's going to blow up in 36 hours i'm like fuck i'm in 32 you're pretty much dead already yeah it's a pretty common thing too appendicitis well it's more common right before that right before that our buddy no but right before that our buddy brant had appendicitis like two days before you know but he was in the hospital the same day that ryan was like i think i got it going on i'm like what the fuck is going on Right, no. I texted him.

I was like, should I? And he's like, I don't know. But, uh, yeah, how'd you make that decision to not? You were like, fuck it. I'm going to save the money and possibly die. Well, spend it when he's dead. It's one of those things. I feel like there's, there's so many scenarios in life where you almost go in and then don't

and then it ends up being fine. It was kind of one of those. I took a gamble. Yeah. Because I'm a gambling man. And I just was like, all right. Because Alondar was like, you're fine. You're just, you just have like cramps or your, your stomach hurts.

And I was like, I don't know. It hurts pretty bad. And, you. And it does turn out. I was just being a pussy in my stomach. What did you do? Did you just rip a dump? No.

I tried. I couldn't. I still, like, even that next day, I just put a heating pad on it. It helped. It was good. Yeah. So what do you think it was? I think I have a thing with butter.

Like I, butter makes my stomach hurt. I think I had too much butter. Oh, with the crab. With the crab. Yeah, that would make sense. A lot of butter. It is interesting, like, the older you get, the more types of food. Like, don't settle with you.

Just upset you. Yeah. Have you guys noticed that? Yeah. You can't eat ice cream. I just refuse to believe it. Oh, that's sad. I can't eat salmon.

Really? So sad. Yeah. Honestly, I'm supposed to be healthy for you. And I love the taste of it, but I can't. Jammed up or what? Yeah.

I can't eat. A brick of salmon isn't too good on your stomach. Salmon's supposed to be healthy for you. I love it. And then like, there's, there's many things. And like a couple places around here, I can't eat a single thing from their whole restaurant. And I had the butter. I don't know.

what it is. It's probably the jams me up. The frying in grease that they haven't switched out in the last 14 years. Wait, you guys remember when they were going to run cars on frying pan grease? You remember that face?

Not to just totally hard cut away from shitting, but you remember that? And then the cars would smell like French fries? And then I was like, was that actually the thing? That sucked. Yeah, I don't know. I remember there was a couple cars in Fargo

and they were all wrapped. Gas stations go out of business and restaurants just start booming. You need a lot of, Yeah, I don't think they'd be able to keep up No way Oh, they'd be yucky Also to go back on the cell phone thing

Cell phones emit radio frequency radiation But the CDC says Should people stop using cell phones And they say at this time We do not have the science To link health problems to cell phone use Yeah, until 30 years down the road And everyone's got to stick your cancer

They literally say More research is needed More time and research is needed There's no way you're going to be able to step away from cell phones Well, that seems to be like the least of the worries, I guess, with the way that the world is going in technology. But people even say that about Tesla's because Tesla's are batteries and it's kind of like emitting the same kind of thing. My parents are kind of on that thing about not carrying it in your pocket or whatever. And I've had quite a few issues with my nuts as we've talked about on this podcast over the last couple of years.

And every single time I'm like, fuck. They were right. You were right. Yeah. And every time it happens, too, they're like, have you been carrying it in your, in your pocket? Where else are you going to carry it? Yeah, yeah. Get a little purse for it.

You could get one of those. Ben gets a Supreme Satchel. No, like one of those, like clips. Oh, man. Flip it in on your belt. I think they say the same issues with like Bluetooth earpieces too. I'm sure it's the same with like AirPods and shit. I used to have a Bluetooth thing for my Xbox for Xbox Live to talk to my friends.

And I was so paranoid. about it every time I had it on I like almost just it like bugged me so I never ended up using it I never like I mean thought about the Bluetooth thing because I had the same thing for my PlayStation never have once had that thought Bluetooth really went away AirPods well Bluetooth didn't go away dude no one uses anymore everyone used to use Bluetooth in the early 2000 2000 I think that is a false statement when do you see someone with a Bluetooth no they're using AirPods yeah exactly oh you're like you're no you're referring I'm talking to the Bluetooth.

You're talking about, you're calling the thing. Yeah, like, yo, when somebody's got a Bluetooth earpiece in, they mean fucking business. You remember the Bluetooth prank with Ed Bassmaster? He'd be like, talking to say some shit. And then they'd be like, huh, what? They started talking to him. Oh, what? I'm on my Bluetooth.

I love that. That's a classic. Yeah, everyone used to, like, you were a real business guy. You had your Bluetooth. You'd be walking around. That was, that was the AirPods before AirPods. Oh, sorry. I got AirPods in.

That is something to think about with AirPods, though. because you just think you got these two things right next to you. I never thought that either. To me, it's just like they're just headphones that have batteries in them. It's best if you don't think about it. Because honestly, I mean, you could avoid it, but you'd have to like really try. There's something else working against you at all times that'll probably take you out first.

Yeah, no kidding. So they're going to start saying like eating all the fast food that I eat is bad for me. Or like all the pop. What if they said Mountain Dew? Yeah. Mountain Dew is bad for me. Who knows? In 30 years, that might come out and they might say,

Mountain Dews bad for you or beer? I don't know, though. I doubt it. That would be ridiculous. I don't think so. I think it's best to have a couple of the day with a cigarette. I do kind of have a thing back to the electric cars. If you guys were going to buy an electric car, what brand would you buy?

Ken's Tesla. Tesla for sure, I'd say. Tesla. Tesla. So when you think about electric cars, I never think of the cool ones as one that's made by a big brand. Like the Ford EVs not cool The Chevy EVs not cool The Hummer's cool

The Hummer's cool Okay GMC actually I think is probably the only cool Like big brand electric vehicle Like the Rivians don't have a cool factor They have a cool factor They have a cool factor So you don't like Rivians

I think they're kind of cool I wouldn't say I don't like them But I just don't think they're cool So my question is It seems to me that it's not really catching on When you make a Chevy Cruise EV So why don't those big companies Just do like they always do

and, like, start another company that, and it's not like a Ford EV. Oh, that's like what they. Volvo did that. Oh, did that? They have Polestar, which is, like, not big, but it's also, they're freaking cool. That's what I'm sorry.

What's their name? Polestar. That's the worst car name brand I've ever heard in my entire life. I would rather buy an EV from Volkswagen than Polestar. Are you saying Polestar? I think you got P-O-L-E-S-T-A-R. Pol-Star. Pol-Star.

Pol-Star. Someone who's a star. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Volvo's EV Polestar. Wow. I never thought of it as a funny name until you, like, It's got to be the worst car name I've ever heard in my entire life. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax.

Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. I've been really enjoying seeing the Hummer Evie content lately because they're like finally and getting to people. Well, I heard that they just had, like, a massive recall. Oh, really? And they had to, like, stop production. Maybe there's just a few people, but, like, they, I saw one guy doing a pull,

and he's like, I'm not joking. I did three pulls, and it ate almost half my battery because he went, like, full, like, sport mode, pull pulls. I mean, it's moving, what, 8,000-pound truck? That's what I'm saying. And you can see the whole truck squatting. And, like, you can just tell it is, it's huge and it's heavy and it's moving. But, like, can you imagine eating, like, your entire battery on, like, a roller

session just doing like three poles holes i think they could just make some of these electric cars electric vehicles look cooler like i think that the cyber truck looks cool because it's so different and i think the hummer looks really cool but as far as the other ones i think they're nice and i see the you know reason why people like them but i don't think they necessarily look that cool especially for how much they cost so you might as well make it look cool like exactly the the Tesla model s i i think it's more so has to do probably with aerodynamics but probably yeah because they don't need grills or whatever in the front and they're trying to just make them as efficient as possible but uh yeah i don't know yeah not really on the the evy thing i don't like the region i get car sick oh i don't i think that's

an incredible thing it's cool yeah it makes sense why they have it i just so every time you let off the gas it just goes it's like you're on the brakes yeah so you can't coast so it makes them just like a kind of a jerky ride it is pretty wild you basically drive like Ken's car with one pedal. They took away the clutch and everyone was like, oh. And then now they just took away brakes too. It's so weird. You almost don't need brakes.

That's one thing that I'll tell people that haven't driven a Tesla. I was like, you don't need brakes. I don't think Ken said he's ever touched his. Which makes sense why they put shitty brakes on Teslas. Do they? That's what I see. I mean, I know we reviewed the children with chat guy that launched it in a wall. Jesus always.

Dude, riding in a Tesla with the Regen is like riding with CJ and the Sequoia. Or the sprinter van, dude. Yeah, so apparently I didn't do a good job driving the sprinter van for your birthday, Ben. This is what I'm hearing. You know, you guys can tell me. I won't be offended. I will never complain about anyone driving us because I don't want to lose a driver. 100%.

So I have nothing to say. See, I was hoping that you guys would complain, so I will never have to drive it again. Nope, nope. If you were hoping someone would complain, you'd think you'd maybe drive a little. I was more so saying I didn't know I was driving that bad until. yesterday night when I was being informed about it and I go informed well maybe I won't have to drive ever again because they'll be like anyone but him no you weren't that bad well it's just tough when you're being compared to Ken

Ken is the way that Ken caresses that steering wheel he's meant to be behind dude he is meant to drive a suit with a little hat on yeah I mean no one could compare also the speedometer's off so I didn't know that or I did know that but I forgot about it so I was cruising at 60 which was like 75 like we were ripping i thought it felt like we were going fast but i was just trying to drive i don't understand how the spedometer gets that far off the tires are are bigger i know but i'm saying like ken was like realistically it's 12 miles an hour off at 60 that is a lot a lot normally it's like four five six maybe but 12 beats me off dude yeah i mean even the seema truck only like eight miles off that i mean yeah those tires are huge yeah real big difference you guys follow uh like

what's going on with the football draft at all or anything? Negative. I saw there's some guy. He's like a real stud. He's got a bunch of chicks around him. Oh, yeah. He was supposed to go first round and didn't.

Oh. Yeah. He was supposed to go like early first round and just straight up did not get picked. Looking like a young Hugh Hefner over there. Except one of those guys, it must have been his mom. But I'm assuming they're mostly his sisters, but just looks weird. Was he kissing any of them? All of them on the lips.

Was he? No, I'm just kidding. He wasn't. But yeah. Three hot sisters. plus his girlfriend but then there was a whole scandal oh no he had his hot sisters yeah why would you do that do i would he sit on the couch and it's like him girlfriend three good looking sisters wow so barswell of course did a whole right up and all that but the dad

when he they like were hugging or something like that maybe this was a different guy because that guy got drafted kissed him on the lips no oh the dad goes a hug the girlfriend hugs the girlfriend and then gives her two pats on the butt oh on television i heard something about this that was like two years ago oh that was two years i don't know but i i remember seeing like a clip of a dad being at the i think they were at a game but yeah this is this was last night yeah right but i've just heard that happening before that's tough do you got to have like a father son conversation or son father conversation like listen dad next time i'm on i'm on espn you can't be slapping that's not going to happen again after that uproar that's it's almost one of those

things that you're just like seriously just at least don't do it on live you guys Look, Dad, if you're going to slap my girlfriend's ass, just don't do it on live TV. I'm not sure what sport it was, but the guy scores a touchdown, and then it, like, goes up to the people in the box and is, like, everyone's hugging, high-fiving. And, like, the dad, like, kind of, like, moved his hand over and, like, graze the girl's ass. It was, like, completely out of the way. And it was all caught on cameras. Yeah, God, damn, that's awkward. See, I thought that's what I were talking about, Ryan, but.

Ready. Like you threw that in there, dude That was just so unnecessary That was an accident, for sure She had a dumper too It was like half an accident But it was too firm Yeah, it was so unnecessary

Maybe he was just thinking he was out on the field Because his son just got drafted And when you're playing football You slap each other on the ass So maybe he like Had some flashbacks to his old days in the right of it goes that is no accident whatsoever not once but twice and the one would been weird i feel like the two is like the good job it was just the fact

that he like he didn't come from a top like tried to get a little waste he came from down under yeah he did kind of go underneath it there's no way that shit wasn't an accident but yeah it is weird that's a very unfortunate event so because that's going to overshadow him getting drafted like come on dad that's what the whole article's about now everyone forgot it No, I'm known as the dude. I'm the new guy. Now everyone knows me as the dude with the dad who slaps my girlfriend's ass.

Dude, I think. What about the Jets player, the quarterback? Zach Wilson? Zach Wilson? Last year there was a whole scandal because his girl, like... Well, I mean, he was hooking up with his mom's best friend. Strange stuff, man.

All that just comes to light. It's unfortunate that it's got to come to light at the biggest moment, though. Yeah, but I think within, like, his team... Definitely gave him some respect, probably... For sure. Yeah. I mean, they were probably...

Damn. I don't know how well that worked. out for him, though. But also, did you guys see that, so Aaron Rogers got traded to the Jets and Zach Wilson was the quarterback and then he got like bumped down? But then in a press conference, Zach Wilson was like, yeah, I mean, even though I'm like second string, if there's a, if there's another QB that's brought into the team, I'm in make their life hell every day because I'm trying to be in that number one position.

It's Aaron Rodgers. There's just memes of like Aaron Rogers now coming onto the team. And Zach, we got pop up. I got to pull it up. So they traded Aaron Rogers. Yeah, dude. He didn't do very good last year. No, he didn't.

He's getting older, you know. Lamar Jackson, the QB for the Baltimore Ravens, renegotiated his contract for $260 million. How many years? Five-year extension. But he's the highest paid NFTA. NFL athlete of all time. Wow.

I was going to say, it had to be up there. 52 mil a year. Is that insane? It's like when you're making that kind of money, like a million dollars a week. You really got to have that competitive nature in you because like you could just play a couple seasons and call it. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, you could just be. Well, it was 160 guaranteed. Yeah. So, oh, shoot. Yeah, so not as much, you know. They said under it, like, he negotiated the contract himself. Whoa. Imagine this.

dude in there like I want more and he got the most like I mean that's what I'm trying to figure out is like how is he negotiating better than these people that do it for their jobs if he's looking for a serious pay cut it'd be great to have him negotiating our deals we've got a great I was I don't know if matilda that would probably kick him in the nuts hard if matilda was an NFL athlete should be the highest paid athlete Matilda's our brand deal like a manager I guess I'd say And she kills it. There's a negotiator, yeah. So there's this guy.

He's kind of like the Cartnarks guy, but he sells stickers with his phone number on them that says, How's My Driving? He goes on TikTok, then he just posts the best ones. So then he'll call, or sorry, they'll call him, and he just Fs with them so hard. Like, he ruins people's days just because they decide to call in. So someone, like, sees, like, the How's My Driving sticker on the back of somebody's car. That he sold them. and then he they call him it's just his because that person's like an asshole i think he's trying

to set it up like a like a business but it's literally just his personal number so yeah even if they're just driving too slow so this one lady calls and wait is it on his car or he just sells other people yeah so he's getting paid for it really and then he's making content off it what a great cycle it's so beautiful and he uh they'll call in and they're like hey yep there's this so-and-so car and they're just they're driving slow and they're kind of like this is this is this putting people in danger. He's driving kind of like an asshole. And then they'd be like, oh, okay, yeah, absolutely.

You want to get me the license plate on that? And then he's like, and I'll just put you on quick hold while I run that. And he plays the entire Freebird song by Leonard Skinner, which is nine minutes and ten seconds long. She sits there through the whole thing. Gets back and she's like, oh my gosh, that was a long time.

Yeah, so sorry about that. You know, she doesn't think anything of it. Blah, blah, blah, blah. It says a few more things. All right, and then I just got to put you back on hold really quick. plays the entire Freebird song again. So she's 20 minutes invested into this phone call just to complain about someone who's not even affiliated with anything. And then he goes to play it one more time and she hangs up.

And then another one, he puts, he's like, all right, let me just run the plates. I'm going to go ahead and connect you with who's going to be helping you with that. And then it comes through. He goes, hello? Yeah, this is so-and-so. And she's like, yep. And he's just like, yeah, I'm the driver of the car.

He's like, yep. So I just connect you. you with the driver of the car so that you could figure it out yourself and they and then did she talks to him she's like what why would you do that um i don't want to he sir you were this and that and then they're like oh he's driving too slow i bet you're like the reckless driver and they made her cry oh my gosh i thought it was a little much yeah the two of them were like mocking her and going oh i bet i'm driving too fast and she was crying but she didn't hang up which She's just a blow with my mind.

What the fuck's wrong with her? Yeah. And so, yeah, he just like, after I saw that, I'm like, man, they're not afraid to actually ruin someone's day. Oh my gosh. But what a brilliant. Just be like, hey, this was a prank? I hope so.

Dude, I doubt it. You're so deep in. Yeah. That one would have been mean to tell them that it was like. I just did this so I could make money out of it. Yeah, there's no way that makes people feel any better. Hey, I'm sorry that you got so upset. Don't worry.

This is a prank. I'm going to post it on my TikTok, and everybody else is going to fun of you. You're right, because as soon as you apologize for wasting 30 minutes of someone's day for no reason. Remember that time we bought that lawnmower, Ben? We were messing with the guy. We were all miced up. This was years ago. It's on YouTube.

I don't know a video, but we're all miced up, and Mike's in the back of the truck filming because we go to buy this lawnmower from a neighbor down the road. And you can't see Mike because the windows are. We were planning the whole time to tell him. There was a prank at the end. We're just fucking with this guy. And we end up buying the lawnmower and he's just so confused. Then Ben just goes, hey, by the way, it was just a prank. And Mike doesn't come out.

Well, I go, I go, we got a cameraman over there. And I point, and it just pointed at the bushes. And Mike doesn't hop out. No, he's in the truck. I know, but the bushes were like right behind the truck. He was so confused, dude. He was confused about the whole thing. We bought the lawnmore.

You guys are the C-boys, aren't you? About midway through the conversation, you guys just go, No. No. I heard of them, I think, but no, not, not, no. I would have to watch that back. Oh, man. Some early trolling. Yo, so Ken's not behind the cameras right now,

but we could do something like that to Ken. Like, put his phone number on it, so he just starts getting random calls from, like, past off drivers. Dude, his new one, too. He's going to be bad. I can't do that, John. Yeah, I was like, I don't think you would answer them. we could do it to Evan

Dude so We don't need to stress them out anymore Although that'd be pretty fun Because Evan probably would answer them No Evan phone wouldn't ring Every time I call Evan his phone doesn't go through I don't know what's wrong with it Dude I really don't think

I should even like talk about this But it's just too funny not to Because I really don't want people calling my number Just like you guys don't But I found out that there's There's some calls coming from Arizona and they're like a whole bunch of them and I had to end up blocking some numbers.

I don't usually do that. And I'm like, man, there's a lot of 4-8-0 Arizona numbers coming in there. They're all different too. Turns out a kid at school in Arizona be selling that. Your phone number? Five bucks a pop.

I got to respect them. No, what? He's selling it. It reminded me of in high school selling tech decks and shit, but he's like selling. Your phone number. But for five bucks, man, come on.

How'd you find that out? How'd you find that out? You could charge more. So I get a text and it's it. Oh, Mike, you should ask for a cut. Yeah, I need commission on that. I get a text from a dad and he was like, hey, sorry. I just realized my son was calling you a whole bunch on my phone because I don't even know if his son had a cell phone.

So I'm like, oh, okay, he goes, yeah, I got to tell you. He bought it from a kid at school for five bucks just to let you know. That's hilarious. And I was like, he's like, you should. just block this number and then he can keep calling it and then i'll just tell him that he must not he must not answer like okay that's nice of you that's that was chill apparently his son knows uh you know the jukish brothers the pro jet skiers his son is friends with nolan the younger one and nolan sold it no i mean maybe he leaked the number maybe but no i don't i don't think no one has

my number well how would he get it i don't know i mean somebody had to have had it bro someone someone someone just called me the other day for like a business inquiry i don't want to like out him because it was it was somewhat interesting but uh he goes uh i really just want to be honest and tell you how i got your number okay that's fine i mean people get my number it's not too crazy so i messaged your mom on facebook and uh i i might even bleep that out because i don't want people doing that yeah yeah okay so what happened so i messaged your mom on facebook and i told her that I was Jake and that I forgot my phone at the roadhouse and I needed help and then she gave it to me, which nothing, you know, my mom would have known. And I was like, damn. I think one of the

weirder things that I've heard is somebody found CJ's little brother, where he worked and called the boss of CJ's little brother asking for CJ's number. Man, I even hate to put this out there because it's going to make people be creative. Please don't call us. Yeah. Honestly, I'm surprised that you talk to people. I've only had a few times that my phone got. I don't know how they got it, but I don't give them the time of day. Dude, my phone list is starting to look like Ken's like all red. Oh, man. Like in all Arizona. I feel like you're too nice. You're too nice, Michael. You'll sit there

and talk with them like, okay. Well, pretty rarely. I'd say the long. The longest conversation I've ever had with a random call that I decided to pick up was like two minutes. Okay, yeah. Yeah, it's never, like, super long. What do you talk to them about? What do they say when they call you? I don't know what I would say if I'd black out. If I, like, called someone.

I'd feel so stupid. Okay, Ryan is accurate on that because that's what happens. I have gotten more responses like this. I go, hello, or what's up? This Micah. And it's just a, boop. It's just like that. The face-tile, the very first call I got from an Arizona number, we were in Glamis.

I answer it. Kevin and Evan are behind me. And I go, what up? And then they go, hoop. Just hang up. And then hung up. And then I was like, that was their only chance. I answered.

I'm surprised that people have, like, the nuts for that. Because, so, like, look at me in my case, I'll have, like, some other YouTubers that were just maybe acquaintances with, whatever. But are you talking? I don't ever want to reach out to them unless it's something super important because I'm like, I don't want to waste their time. That's because you get it. If you were just, like, not a YouTuber.

If you were eight. That's because you're a full-grown adult. Yeah. You're at 11. That probably makes different. This 11-year-old is like, best five bucks ever spent. That's pretty cool.

I'd say I had five bucks. Like, I would buy it just to have it. Yeah. To say I have it. Well, I guess we did that with Jesse from Nelk. We got his phone number. Remember back when we were trying to get a hold of him like six years ago? I got Kyle's number, yeah.

And then we bought it? no he gave it to me no no no when when nelk was in fargo we were in college this was what six years ago yeah and we were trying to get a hold of because we were like yo we should do something it was like back when they just hit a million subscribers they're at 900 and uh we were at like what a hundred maybe like 150 yeah and um i think we might have been like yo we just hit them up on instagram and somebody goes hey i have jesse's number do you just want it I used to, I hired him for like something like electrician or something like that. And this guy just sent us Jesse's number.

And then when we, when we met him later that night, we were like, yeah, dude, some random guy sent us your number. Is this your number? And he goes, holy shit. Yeah, that is my number. That was so cool meeting them, like way back, way back before anything. And they're telling us they had those like the, you know, Nelk Boys hoodies, the very first ones. And like, yeah, we've been back and forth like overseas getting us made like six months.

And I was like, fuck, that's so cool. And they're like, yeah, I think we're going to order like a thousand. I remember. Holy shit. I remember them telling us, uh, yeah, banks just hit us up because back then that was like, yeah. I mean, they're still popping, but they were like really popping phase and phase banks. And they were at like the top of their game.

He's like, yeah, they remember they had that clout house. They're like, yeah. Yeah, they said if we want to come stay at the cloud house, we could. And they left like a week later. Or they already, you know, it was sick. And the whole. And then from there, you know the story. Yeah.

Honestly, yeah. And the whole, like, Pong tournament thing, that was super fun. He played beer pong with them. We played beer pong with them. And then, I mean, one of you guys, like, I'll still never be like, we need credit for this. But one of you guys was like, dude, you guys should run, like, a tournament against a bunch of YouTubers.

I don't know if we said that. I think Kyle said that they were thinking about doing it. Yeah, either way. We were technically the first YouTubers. Yeah, we were like, that's maybe what they said. And then we were all like, I wonder if they're going to put this in. They definitely didn't. Obviously, like, very.

Because literally three weeks later, they were playing with Pulse Malone. Right. And then we saw that and go, damn, that makes a lot of sense. We were bringing them back to their hotel. Oh, God. They were sitting in the backseat of Ryan's T.C. One of the coolest things that Ryan ever did in the T-C. Oh, I don't know.

And Ryan goes, watch this. And he e-breaks probably going 60. Yeah, pretty fast. And we slide, like, we're going backwards, like, damn near a re-entry. Reversal. And we slide around this corner, and then he, like, clutches it and comes back. And, uh, I'm sitting. in the front seat like holy shit dude and look in the back seat jessie and kyle are both like

in a two-the-f fuck was that and right and just smiling and i think they hopped out around and goes dude i didn't think i was bringing that one back no i almost crashed my favorite part and they said that too yeah so many people like try to show off and almost kills but like that was sick they said something along those lines of like yeah you're actually a good driver and in my mind i'm like oh my shit i almost just crashed that was that's my that's my My favorite part is that you still kept your cool, even though you almost didn't. And then they were like, oh, these guys know how to drive. It's all good.

They're all over my car. Because I was the one who drove like a jackass. Yeah. I get it, though, because they were like, yeah, so many people just like trying, like, show off or do something like that. Because that happens all the time with us. Yeah. If we show up or hop in with someone.

And Mike, you trust people a lot more than I do. But, dude, I do not want to ride with somebody because I know that they get. that Kodak courage and they feel like they have to like prove something and that's when shit goes wrong every single time. 100%. I have, I just, it's like a little bit of a different gut for me, but totally accurate statement and outlook on that. Yeah, you just try to size like everything up.

And I think that can be a bad thing too. Like when you size everything up too much, then you end up not doing anything. But I still remember when we had our car show and I got a ride in buddies, $900,000. 150 horsepower all-wheel drive BMW and i i've never been in a car that fast you know it's just it was like full race car no and and i at one moment when we're going 140 down the road i'm like shit i hope he's got brakes and then he did have breaks but let's say he didn't and then but yeah he doesn't know the role he wasn't from the area away from yeah bad got to be careful yeah seriously i i mean when i first got my car and i

still will let anyone drive it. Never have. What? What? Ev can't drive it? No, he can drive it. Because he can't see it over the same way.

He's giving him a hard time. It's just funny because Ben let Slim drive it and this whole thing. And it was so funny. Well, that's a great example. That's a great example. So Slim, one of Ev's best buddies. Our best buddy.

And our best buddy. He was driving and went fast. Really? Yeah. Slim was ripping. Rippin. Really? he's used to drive in a truck the speedy and I think after that I was like man this probably isn't a good idea to just like let anyone drive it because it is so fast and there's a lot of car it goes there's a lot of car and granted it's planted but still I mean she can go south real quick but like every single time I'd let somebody drive it and I'm in the car most of time they're ripping it that's funny I'm like damn you're just not sketchy the one difference about just in general a high horsepower power

car is you get in even like you have a v8 Camaro or even worse like a infinity and you get in your infinity and you floor it it's like zero to 60 in like six seconds but in that time in your car you're doing like a hundred so like in the time your brain is used to flooring it you're just going twice as fast as you're used to yeah and it's not so crazy that you're going to let off or like can't hold on so like yeah you're right you just well yeah you're just Yeah, you used to flooring it for 10 seconds and not be doing 140. But I got to say, Slim moment, for example, like when you do that, I'm always like, Ben is cool as shit for that.

That is cool. Well, I don't care. I'm just saying, like, I think it's valid for you to get worried. But yeah, when I saw that, I was like, look, he's just letting Slim. And then I'm like, he's letting him rip it. And that's what everyone wants to see you do. I don't think you should do it to please anyone else. But I'm not worried about the car at all.

I'm worried about myself and them driving when we're going that fast. I'm like, man, should we be doing this right now? Mad respect to Steve for just letting like anyone hop in a $3 million hyper car and mob it like it's around Chicago to Camry.

He's kind of insane for that. Like actually, he's a certain level of insane for letting people drive $3 million cars and just say, just drive it like however you want. I think he's just so rich. like it doesn't matter. It still does.

There's consequences because if something happened, then it's like your insurance, which is a pain in the ass, you know? Speaking of so rich, it doesn't matter. You guys remember Joe Exotic? Yeah?

Yeah? He's not that. I was like always, rich. I saw a thing on his Instagram the other day that says, here's your chance. Get Joe Exotic for 15 minutes live on your podcast for a donation of

$400. $400 for 15 minutes? Yeah, that's all it takes. In my opinion, that's worth it. I'm not saying that we're going to do that. I just thought it was so funny. He's like doing his own contact. Joe ExoticTV at gmail.com.

He's like, screw cameo. Like 15 minutes. No, I totally agree. But it's just like so funny. I just imagine us like FaceTiming him in. Joe Exotic in prison? Is he still in prison? No, he's not.

Jail? I don't think. Yeah. I think he's in jail. He's in. Maybe that's why he's got to charge a little. But I'm just saying like, 400 bucks. That's why he can only do 15 minutes, I think.

He's using his 15 minutes is pretty good. That's what I'm saying. And I'm not saying like, he must be rude. That's what, like, if we can do it, I'd love to. How much trouble do you think we'd get in if we also paid Carol Baskin to be on at the same time? All right. Well, something tells me. Is that possible?

Him on that TV. Can we do it right now? I doubt it. I suppose you need to say it. I'll email. I'll email. Let's do that. Yeah.

Dude, I just, yeah. I mean, it just seemed like such a, like, a low number to, like, get even just that 15 minutes. Can we double it and get a half hour? Not that I really want to talk to him for that long, but... You know, I, uh, I've never watched that show. You should. At least the first season. No, you're not missing anything.

There's more than one season? There's such... No, there's only one season. No, they did like a wrap-up episode and it was like not good. But anyway, the first season, at this point, yeah, I just don't watch it. I think it's a chance in hell C.J. could make it through that show. Really? Why?

No. You just get too boring or what? It doesn't provide enough value. You know, like it just is dumb on TV. Most people couldn't watch it now. The only time that it's, the only reason it did it's so well is because it came out March of 2020. Like the peak of everyone being at home. Be careful now, Joe's going to be on the podcast.

He's going to be listened to this, you know, because he'll do his research. No, I don't think there's any, I don't think anyone would disagree with why it did so well. 100%. But I did see that Carol Baskin. And the reason that Joe Exotic Basically hates Carol Baskin or any I mean there's plenty of reasons, I think But the main thing that he stands on is Carol Baskin killed her husband

Right? Fed him to the Tigers I think they found I think like Carol Baskin's husband like came out and was like No, I'm alive and while I live in Puerto Rico or something like that Oh really? I think I think don't quote me on that He's down there with Tupac

Well I don't know about that But that's funny like sometimes I love Like well what ground does he stand? on with like why she's such a criminal sometimes i just love like not looking stuff up and just being like huh maybe he is in porto who knows that'd be crazy bro but i just won't look at i know like half the shit i say now yeah now i'm on a podcast i'm like fuck it maybe i shouldn't say that no i think there's like a fun factor to that obviously most of the stuff that we say that we're letting misinformation yeah i appreciate that but but me being wrong is just a fun

you're right ryan it still is misinformation but like if you just truly claim to just just be like yeah i don't know like i'm not sure on that at all i'm not even sure where i heard it dude that's why like every time ken says anything i i just trust him and i i don't do my due diligence to look it up i'm just like that is really funny reliable source i'm like too ken knows everything but bless ken's art but he'll just give you just like a yeah i heard that uh this local business is getting bought out by the russians and i'll go really where'd you hear that and he goes oh i just heard it from somebody in town never knows has always heard it from someone else and never knows who win or why and has nothing to back it up but he'll have just that

nugget ken doesn't want to throw anyone under the bus yeah true i don't know about ken not being a narc but i think it's just strictly because he doesn't remember maybe but he's a good kid or he doesn't know who they are he's got mad facts up in that brain so much does so many facts it's actually insane and that's probably something that a lot of people i wish she was here but they don't uh they don't get to see that side of ken that when you're in like a long car ride with him and you just get going on stuff he can just feed you random facts for like hours dude he's a good conversationalist he knows something he knows a little bit about everything and nothing about everyone yeah literally but not a single thing about

anyone that's why like as as someone who was like I was kind of into psychology like I took in high school took it in college like you know didn't do anything with it but i was into it i found a fascinating i love yeah i loved asking the questions i didn't like love actually getting to the bottom of why but you know it's too much work ken is that i love being like damn like his brain power is truly used for something great but different than the average person like his brain power is strong in the facts and the knowledge and like making his life in a very formal way in very formal but making his life as easy as possible like yeah i'd say like his his brain power is going to that and then because the laziest dude i know but it's not to spend any more energy than he has

to i don't want to i don't want to talk bad on him but yeah but it's not i'd say that if you're sitting there i don't that all the time but his brain power is not used to remember who the fuck somebody is doesn't give a fuck about you no yeah he just gives a about like uh the new bowing airplane coming out that's a great example yeah they were having trouble finding enough uh aluminum and steel to build it so a lot of people got fired actually and then you go oh wow why why is there no aluminum and then it's like oh well because of the conflict between yeah yeah egypt he was like so most of it was coming from saudi and now not neither coming from so yeah due to the the the nile uh flowing north they can't the boat

It takes so much power to go that way. Yeah. But anyway, we got Brian coming over in 15 minutes. Who's Brian again? Oh, the guy that has been working for us for the last two years? Not sure if I've met him. Well, actually, he's working full-time for us now. Do we have a talk about that?

We finally got a full-time mechanic, which is fantastic. And it's actually the guy who basically built tiny, fixed the mud staying. We think he fixed the R6 The R6 quad that we had built in December So we might be actually able to finally finish that video Rip that thing and it might go live on Thursday Soon soon

When I tighten some of those bolts in December I did not think that they would affect me In like May You know like I don't really remember Did we tighten everything? Is everything oh good? Well, I don't say. Evan took off down the road at like 150 today, and I went,

hmm, hopefully everything's. Yeah, no, I know, like a realistic note. Hopefully that $45 eBay front end holds together. I remember when Evan test everybody, he's like, yeah, you know, it's like once you get into the higher gears, it doesn't seem to love it, but, you know, hit 95. Like, how fast you trying to go? I'm like, dear God.

What do you mean? Four-wheeler. 95, dude, in second. Keep in mind, I've crashed that four-wheeler a lot. Yeah, it ain't straight, that's for sure. Yeah. Four-wheeler's never... Yeah, so the exhaust on it, like, dude, it looks like a work of art.

Yeah, it looks really good. So I got to say all the people, we've had a ton of inquiries reaching out to us about, like, fabrication. We read them all. They're all, most of them were really, really, really good. But we just ended up going with Brian because Brian happened to be done being a snowcross mechanic this year. And he's great. And he's great. been working on our stuff so we we asked him so and he also lived on the street he's been pretty

on top of a coming in here he's swap dropping off this swapping out this he's like i think he's enjoying it too yeah and i'm sure it's it's kind of fun not just working on snowmobiles it's super funny too because he uh actually bought like an old the barn shed garage that ben's dad on which is in your cj and ben's neighborhood so now when he test drives the stuff aka like test driving the R6. Just right next. Yeah. Everyone in the neighborhood's like,

I thought we got rid of these guys. It's going to be so good though. We actually have a board behind the cameras right here of just like 50 different build ideas that are now possible because we have the right guy to do it. And someone who's going to be dedicating all their time to building them. Yeah. But it's going to make great videos. It's going to make great videos and it's going to add another layer and entertainment to the videos.

So what did you end up hearing on that the shop quote for building the new shop out on the land? I haven't got a quote. We got to decide how big to go. I'd say just as big as this, if not bigger. I think what Mark said, yeah, that, what, 40 by 60? No, this is, this is 60 by 150, I think. Sorry. Yeah, run it 40 by 60.

The same size as this, if not bigger, and then still have like the portions. Because then if you ever want to sell it, most people, bunk and want by building this big in this area you just put walls up with dividers and now it's good to go and it out yeah i'm excited if we do if we do uh end up building another shop um just i guess getting to do it all again designing it and figuring out the spaces and what we're going to put in there we want to do some car lifts and and uh build probably like another like shop area kind of like we have in this one just with a little bit more space and I think it's going to be really sweet it obviously is the biggest expense we'll have in the next like two years I got to say I mean building a new shop

like this oh yeah for sure but luckily yeah I think we we procrastinated long enough that prices are starting to go down yeah yeah I mean when we were redoing this it was at like the peak prices of wood and everything people like why are you doing that now like my my girlfriend's dad be like what are you guys stupid doing it right now I'd be like well yes first off we are stupid The second off, we do need it done right now. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I bet you price is corrected 15%.

Oh, so not really. Everything just came up with it. Oh, that's still a lot. But at the end of the day, what, they come up like 25? Yeah, they probably came up 30. Yeah. And a new, we're just trying to figure out, like, we have all of our offices here, obviously, the podcast studio, the hangout area.

So you'd think on paper, this would just be the hangout. The hangout slash, like, studio, slash film, slash whatever. We don't need to, we don't need to, put it in right away but i feel like we're going to want to build it out and make it into like more offices or more you know we could even do it bigger and better as far as like the offices go so we have a upstairs that you can fully stand up in if you're can yeah i guess one thing that like if we were to do that i just would always worry that like we just need to make sure that we utilize the spaces yeah i don't like if anything was built there and then got abandoned

here it would just feel weird but yeah i mean this could always be turn into something else or you know like the offices could always just be more you know I if we got workers yeah totally editors another designer this is so well set up over here though I hate to like mess with it or like change so sick yeah if we did ever sell it though I don't know who would ever move in or or leave everything the same like my dad and I were talking about that he would have to take it all out yeah he was talking about that it was like yeah I remember you know when I sold you guys a shop and all that I was you know like you know like like, oh, it'll be cool to keep it, you know, around.

He goes, it was going to be hard to sell because there's a big space. You know, it takes a unique person to buy it. And he goes, I never would have imagined you guys would have done half of the stuff you've done with it now. You know, I mean, like putting the big shipping containers in and this whole outfit. When we did move in here, though, and it was basically just an empty shell, walking, giving people tours. And yeah, we're going to put two shipping containers right here.

And then we're going to build offices on top. And we're going to have a middle area. where we might do a podcast studio or something in the middle and then offices over there because it was nothing here. And they were like, what? Where? Yeah, they were like, why you can do all that?

Don't build any walls. I'm doing anything like that. And we're like, no, no, no, no, trust us. It's going to be so cool. Or even if they were saying that, yeah. Most, I would say like 90% of people were like, get the shipping containers in the building. Okay.

No one got it. It really made no sense. And even Randy, who built all of it for us was like, who trusted us on it. Okay, Randy, how possible is this? And be like, very, but it makes no sense. Let's just stick with the first part of that. Stick with the possible.

I will say, though, correct me if I'm wrong. A lot of YouTubers have shops, cool shops, but I think ours might look the coolest. I would agree. Yeah, it's tough. I mean, at our size and stuff like that. Yeah, I think we have a great job. Who has a cooler one?

I can't think of anyone. I mean, like Ken Block. I don't know if he's a YouTuber. No, he's not. That's what I mean. He's like a business mogul. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I don't.

And maybe I'm not trying to. There's people that have more like, you know, they got more cars. Oh, for sure, for sure. Stuff like that. But I think, you know, we got it's unique in here. I think the uniqueness of ours, like there's not, no one that has like the, you know, the office space, stuff like that. I think we've used this space really well. But we're, I've said it before.

We're like goldfish, put us in a bigger bowl. We're going to keep growing. Yeah. So I'm excited to build a bigger bowl. Goldfish actually do that? Yeah, you put them in lakes, they take over the lake. Are you serious? Yeah, what the fuck.

Giant goldfish, for real. You want me to look it up? Yeah. Goldfish don't live that long. No. So what happens when you send a goldfish down the toilet? Well, they're dead. Yeah, what happens if you don't?

They live 10 to 15 years. Not bad. They're social and intelligent animal. 10 to 15 years? I mean, I get that totally unobstructed. That's crazy. Holy shit. A fish?

Because you know that gold. Goldfish, when Walmart used to sell them, are 14 cents? And I went, why are goldfish so cheap? And everyone's like, well, there's a whole bunch of them. But no, but why are they only 14 cents when the other fish are like five bucks? They're like, well, because they're made to like feed to, you feed them to. So what happened, Toronto? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Goldfish, dumped in lakes are growing to the size of footballs. No way. I'd love to catch one. That'd be sick. Why do you never see people catching goldfish? There's no way they do it. Goldfish kept in warmer water. Temperatures consume more oxygen, eat more food,

They're generally more active. Than goldfish and bowls. But big fuckers. Let me see. 67 pounds! Oh! Okay. That is not just a normal goldfish.

I would love to catch that. That is not a goldfish that you get at Walmart. No chance. That look, but the weird thing is it looks just like a goldfish. The sky's a limit for those guys, man. They can just get it growing. No way. Well, look at this guy.

Kind of cute. Huh. Wow. Those are huge. It's a big. goldfish considering that's huge yeah the biggest one i'm not joking the biggest goldfish i've ever seen that i was aware that it's goldfish it's got to be like as long as your finger you know what do you guys think of getting like a nice um fish tank you know what do they call those i'm down

Evan wants a chicken coop i think we should get a staple and some horses a staple yeah let's get a staple and a stable stable sorry that was easy put it out the back, dude. Stabling some horses. Ev can start feeding them. Hold on now. Okay. How big of horses? Full size or mini horses? Full size, yeah. Trying to ride these things in a rowhouse. I take one picture of him wearing a cowboy hat and he thinks that we should get some horses. No, honestly, that's a horrible idea.

The fish, okay, so I've thought about doing like a big aquarium or whatever. Thank you. That was the word having. Yeah, like you need to do like big one where you got like a bunch of stuff in there. It's so. much work to take care of fish dude you're constantly going to have to check like the water and then like you got to feed them obviously this in yeah if we got more content out of the horses then you know no argument whatsoever but this is coming from the guy who said he wanted a couple horses it's got to be more work than a fish aquarium yeah but fish aquarium ain't making any content and you can't ride a fish that's what i'm saying well if we put those goldfish in i think you could

ride one of those things we could tame it it's real big dude we're like i think if we got a goldfish not getting big i think if we got an aquarium that was really nice ken would have that thing dialed yeah but we used to it's like the hot tub can used to he doesn't have the hot tub dialed because it got undialed and it just got too far dude he doesn't have the hot tub dialed here and he doesn't have the hot tub dialed at the house i had to take over the hot tub duty i had him just teach me how to do it and now i'm the hot tub guy he's got too much on his plate possibly did give it up yeah Possibly.

But also, I think once Evan started putting his stinky hinder in the water, it was just at the shop here, the hot tub. He knew it was too far gone. I mean, he'd be changing the water, draining it probably every. Yeah, for the record, if you ask Ken right now what the status is, he'd go, yeah, once it warms up a little bit more, we're draining this. Or normally he just goes, I would, oh, I wouldn't go in there. That's what it, even if it was brand new queen, he'd say that.

Didn't put chemicals in it yet. It wouldn't go in. I think we could maybe get a chicken coop I like that I think they're so messy dude But if they just stay in the coop I mean I'm actually not And then coyotes are gonna get in there

But like having eggs would be so fun Dude me and CJ had ducks when we were kids Really? Yeah Yeah we got little ducks at like the local L&M fleet And then Which is where we can get our chickens from Bought you the ducks I don't know I bought

You just bought them They don't cost that much Yeah. And then they would like, they would like, they'd fall you around. They'd like follow you around because they thought, yeah. So you'd walk and they'd all walk in a line behind you. That's kind of fun.

And one time we let them to the pond and then they were like in the pond. And then this storm came and we were trying to get them out of the pond because they were having too much fun in the pond. They were like, we were only able to get a couple of them. And then we were on this paddle boat trying to grab them. There was a few that, that, uh, once the storm hit, they were still in the pond and they must have went to another pond. Yeah, that's what we heard.

The big pond in the sky. The pond may not be on earth. So then there was, I think, three left after the big storm. And then it was just like a summer thing. And then summer came to an end. We're like, damn, what do we do with these ducks now? They're obsessed with us. We would bring them to a pond and they would know where we'd bring them.

So they would just waddle back every single time. They were like trying to let them out in the wild. Like you guys are ducks. Like you need to go and hang out with that. other ducks. Yeah, go duck around. Yeah. And they would just always come back.

So we had to bring them, like, far away. Uh-huh. And drop them off. So they couldn't find them. They could still be there. I don't know if you want to put that part of the story in. Why? I don't know.

People might get mad about it. They're ducks. Yeah, it's not illegal or frowned upon to let ducks go into the wild. Dumping animals. Just let them duck around, you know. Yeah, Ben had a dog. And then when it wasn't a puppy anymore, he brought it out to the wild. Let it be a dog in the wild.

I guess, yeah. Is it the same? That's definitely not the same, but when he puts it like that, it's like. That French bulldog and you did that. I don't know if French bulldogs are really wild animals. Well, French bulldogs are the least wild animals. You know, French bulldogs are the most bought animal in, or the most bought dog in the United States? I'm not surprised by that because they're very expensive.

But they're kind of basic now. Yeah, it is. Dude, golden retrievers are, I think they're probably the best dog, but that's probably the most basic. dog very but they're also debatably the best dog as far as health and like happiness and listening and I'd like to get a like a bulldog not a French bulldog but like

like a big meaty fat one stocky one but taking care of it man just speaks too much it's hard to take care of myself yeah yeah because like right now who's gonna be taking care of it so when it's here and it's like well is it fucking licking some oil off the ground I'm like well now I'm worried about it and now it's just

it's a problem yeah I feel like to get it like well what we always desire as like a shop dog clean up that oil spill no it's licking it and it's going to get sick and then I know you not tell the dog to clean up that oil spill oh I thought

that's what you were getting it no you don't tell him well if Ryan Tommer's parked in the parking lot what are we going to do it's like the fucking Pearl Harbor is just constantly leaking I don't know Pearl Harp that was so funny that you said that

we could use the BP oil spill That's what, is that what you were, is that what you were thinking? Pearl Harbor was the worst oil spill in the history of the nation. I think it did have pretty negative consequences on the environment in Hawaii. The local reefs still does to this day. That's still leaking. It's still leaking. What?

It's true. The EPA comes after Ryan for his Homer. They could. I do get a good kick out of pulling up to O'Reilly's. And the parking lot's always like a rainbow. Yeah, that is. Yeah. But I was one of the guys that dropped oil there.

Yeah. So, Ryan. Yeah, buddy. What is the status? First of all, congratulations. Quick round of applause for Ryan selling his Camaro. Yeah. Who would have thought?

Actually, who would have thought? The way you talked about, I couldn't believe it. And you don't know what the worst thing is, or the best thing is he is a listener and viewer of the videos. He knows everything that happened to it. But the worst thing is, is I had set to sell it on Thursday. And then Tuesday, we dropped the podcast where I talk shit about it for 15 minutes. Well, he still bought it.

Still bought it. So I question, what is wrong with that guy? You, how do I say this nicely? Are, you know, you're part of this crowd of buyers. Uh-huh. I don't know how we would say it. Like, we're just going to say suckers, okay? So, like, you know, sometimes you end up buying a jet ski, it's a piece of shit.

Uh-huh. And, you know, you don't like it. And then we talk so negatively about it to millions of people. And yet one of those people always seem to come through and want to buy it. And they leave happy as a clam. So it's amazing how you manage to find someone every time after talking so much shit on these vehicles. And they always love it. It's truly extraordinary.

I think you have a point. It's reverse psychology. You would think that it would be someone who doesn't know you with the way you talk about these things. Where there's like a group of suckers for sure. and maybe the buyers are exactly in that group. Ryan's on like level one. What do you expect? After enough time, it's got to get sold.

And because keep in mind, neither the jet ski or the Camero were on Facebook for two weeks and got sold. Years. You know, like the same. Let's just say three months, you know? You know the saying game respects game? I do. That's like Ryan, suckers, respect suckers.

That's got to help each other out. Hey, I got to get this. guy out of this deal he's all jammed up i think my favorite part about this whole thing though ryan is that you just did a full circle and you just ended up with another stock black TRX and you had a sweet modded out one that you stole yeah so yeah it's weird calling like the TRX it's weird that you ended up with a stock one because of stock tier X is like so sick no i'm just saying he was he was here and then he went he traded it out and now he's back to level one but what he bought all the same shit he's going to put on this one.

It had a bumper and wheels. Yeah. Yeah. Exhaust. And exhaust. Oh, yeah, that's right. I mean, it's not. Tires.

Let me paint this picture. Let me paint this picture for the listener. Ryan gets this truck, builds it up. Trades the truck in, loses a shitload of money on this Camaro. With the trade in just on the Camaro. Yep. Drives the Camero. Hates it.

Then he trades the Camaro in on the exact same. TRX truck just stock and loses a shit ton of money on the Camaro just to get the same truck that he had just stock. And then buy all the parts over again. And now you're spending the money to buy them again. Yes. I'm not saying it was a bad decision or you made any wrong choices. I'll say.

The TRX is the best. I understand why you would do it. I made bad decisions and made wrong choices. You just immediately had buyer's remorse. Uh-huh. And then you just wanted to hit that reverse button. Yep. Go back in time.

And unfortunately, it just cost you. The, what do you think you're out? Actual pretty wild stat is I bought this TRX cheaper than I bought my last TRX. Wow. Well, I don't think it is. Yeah, you know. How much did you lose on you when you initially traded that TRX in on the Camaro? Ooh, at least 20 grand.

Holy crap. And then how much did you lose on your Camaro? Four. I guess it's not bad. That's, I got better. So now you're at 24. Yep. And then you bought a new one.

Mm-hmm. And then how much did the parts cost? Probably five. So now you're said, 29 grand in. That's when I asked myself. And you're back to where you were. Yes, precisely. It's been a rough year, but now I know what I want.

Yeah, absolutely. Hey, shit, man. Honestly, I can't say much either. I've lost some money on some stupid purchases too. So I made money or I only lost a little bit of money on my Jeep. And I dropped it for like a year and a half. You know what you got to also consider, though, in that I hate to bring it up in the, the 29 racks that you've lost throughout this TRX trading extra

a Faganza is you also bought that Hummer. So now you've got 10 grand on top of that. The homer still runs. I still got her. Well, it's sitting in the back in the graveyard right now. Because it kept leaking oil all over the driveway. I appreciate that. No problem.

Not just killed the grass. CJ's future dog does too. But, okay, this is originally actually where my question was going is, what are you doing now with it? Because it is just sitting back there. Well, it's got like six grand worth of wheels on it. So I could just sell that and almost break even. Sell the wheels?

No, no. There's no way that you can get six grand for those hostile wheels for six grand. This is how your brain works. No. I don't know. You got to find another guy. I'm just going to. He might be able to find one.

I just thought. Somebody listening right now. It's like, six. A great deal. No, I was just. They've already got a DM. No, that's what I'm getting at.

wheels with some half tread tires on him he's not going to sell the Hummer for six grand more and he's definitely not going to sell the wheels for six grand but like it's got to be worth something just because of those wheels i think that's it that hummer's got clout dude people won't that's true it's got clout it's also got a hell of tick my goal i'm just going to start sabotaging video so we have to fill a bit with my Hummer that ends in its destruction i know you would love nothing more than that. But you also have to realize that you bought that Hummer when the car market was really hot. Yeah. And that's just not where it's at anymore. You're overpaid for it. Pretty hard. Yeah. Pretty heavy. So I'm going to pay market value for it, Ryan. Right around 3K.

Three grand. With the wheels and tires. Just because you put the wheels and tires on it. Oh. As a buyer, that doesn't increase the value. Come on. I think that's a gas guzzler, too. You know what it's not. The worst part is, is that like, I, person, I personally don't think that we should give you $10,000 for it. But I think three grand is an insult, which is what you were getting at with that. Yeah, I'd agree with that. I agree with that. I think it's got a buried in a snowbank. It took $5,000 off its value.

I don't know how that happened, how the snowbank. You keep going back to the snowbank, but what did it really do as far as damage? Broke my door handle. No, it was already broken. No, it did not. You have a door handle in the backseat before we even film that video. explain that if we could come up with something really good to do with that hummer it'd be worth it but we haven't yet so that's why it's sitting in the back and it's waiting for its demise i will give

you credit though rime it has been a content-making machine since the moment you brought that thing home and vass got in and put it in the ditch to it just bringing a lot of joy around the shop when you come ticking in here you get broke down on the side of the road and whatever it's funny it was always kind of fun. Yo, Ryan, we're at the end. You want to come eat? The rainbow rail was sick. Yeah, I might tick over.

I might tick on over. I'll tick on over. When you started the other day, though, that motherfucker sounded like he was going to blow. Yes, she's not happy. Five feet. You got to put some more oil in it. It's still leaking, so there's oil in it.

So you're giving advice to Ryan on it. Make summer stop ticking. Put a little more oil in it. That might help. I did. It doesn't help. Oh. But honestly, the good news of getting out of that old TRX's

I did, for video, beat the shit out of that truck. The paint was like gone on the back fenders and it was pretty beat up. It had been through a lot. Well, I tell you what, Ryan. Nope. This one's staying nice. Yeah. I can almost guarantee you it will not stay as nice as you would like it to be.

Because I know that you bought that thing and you didn't even mention, hey, we should film this. You haven't even made like any kind of excitement around it. you don't want us to get the idea oh, we could make a video with this thing. You don't even want us thinking in that way. So I've been... You stole all my thunder. Well, Ryan, I've been thinking on my own

and I got some great ideas for it. I think we should do, I think to finish off the Hummer, you should do like a little collab between the two before it gets too late for it. You could jump your TRX with the Hummer. Like jump over it in the

Hummer. Like just same jump as probably the one Ben took his Raptor off. We'll put your TRX at the top of the table. Well, the TRX does have to clear that jump. Why? Why does it have to? I mean, if Ryan had a big one-up Ben Vendetta or a big, I want to be the biggest jumper on the channel, then it would definitely have to outjump. This is a dangerous scenario because I might get a hanker into one-up you. That's what we hope. That's what we hope, right? Yeah, absolutely. He could for sure clear that table top. He's got way more. power yeah i mean you could have cleared it too you just got to hit it faster right ryan just got to give

a little pepper at the top you know not a good jumper though i think you just got to hit it fast enough i don't think there's much to it anyway though i look forward to seeing what we do with the hummer and the trx yeah drop some ideas as far as like what we could do with the hummer down below i'd love to bring into the grand canyon just roll it off like that would be a good way for it to go i feel like that would be funny it would be funny i think that it would be like 30 years in jail but yeah worth it the worst oil spill in u.s history there's no oil in it there's no oil in it that's a beauty 30 years pin 15 on ev pin 15 on ken call it a day i can share it okay all right well let's let's wrap it up that was a good time uh thank you guys so much

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