Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Spenser Crashes his Miata, Picking Up Hitchhikers & Ryans Terrible Wedding Gift!

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

In todays episode the boys talk about Bens new car purchase and the first rides he gave in it, Ryans giving OTHER people road rage, Micah Spoiling our videos, Wedding planning, Kens Trip, UFC 250, Swatting streamers, Broken Toys, and Spenser crashing his Miata into the shipping container! Thank you guys for watching, enjoy! To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  

I am just stressing. You've been so on edge. Yeah, why are you so on edge? And you're just like, dude, are you mad at me? Do you ever going to invite anybody to your wedding bed? Most of you here got saved the dates. Almost everyone. Ah, this is probably just isn't going to end well for me.

I had kind of forgotten to get Micah and Sydney a wedding gift. We get the question all the time. Like, what are you going to do when your YouTube channel dies and you have to get real jobs? I'm so glad I drove a hundred miles an hour. Allegedly. To get here. Welcome to work, Micah. For the pod to start.

I don't even know why. Thanks for having me, Ken. Why? And this is not actually for once at you. So don't feel bad. Although you are the latest so far. I don't even know why the fuck we set times for things. Like, nobody shows up anymore.

Why are my headphones greased up? I mean, I'll just jump ahead. And whenever anyone tosses up, everyone's got to be ready by 11, so I'm going to fire in a 10.30. Guess what? It works. Yeah. I know, but I shouldn't have to at the ripe age of my middle 20s be like, hey, fellas, we have to show up at 11 a.m. to film a podcast. Dude, Spenny actually today, he's been talking about how black he is, and I figured out the blackest thing about him. It's 1059. He goes, yo, Jack, you doing anything? You bring me over to the farm? I got to do some stuff. I go, Spenny, we start the podcast in one minute.

I know, but I was working and I didn't look at my phone. What were you working on? I was bringing bikes back. I was putting stuff away. You're working on your bike in the middle of the day? That's pretty black of you. I was working on a company pit bike, putting a brake lever on it because it broke. I actually, I actually. I was over at the farm the other day and I went to go, I was trying to ride somewhere. I'm like, I'm not going to walk here. I'll hop on this. Broken foot peg. I'm like, I'll hop on this pit bike. Showed out. Puppies and coffee. Blowing out tires on it, both flat tires. I couldn't find one. They're next to each other. There's two there. It wasn't there, Mike. I don't know what to tell you.

They were probably being occupied. But I thought to myself, I go, does anything fucking work around here? Everything's broken. So that's why I said I appreciate it. But next time you go, your pitter's going to be running. And good job, Spenny. You kind of, people were giving you a little bit of heat last week about breaking the mower. I mean, I don't want you to break the mower, but like, people really got fired.

People were mad at me because they think that I'm mad at you. I don't care if you break stuff. I just care about improperly using equipment and having it break. Like, if you're riding your. dirt bike hard and fucking you break something like we got you man that's how it is that's how it is but like just because you're improperly

using the mower and you keep toasting them out I can't get behind that just because you need to learn how to drive it right and not break it I just didn't know that I couldn't just mow the rock section with the blades on I thought it would be fun it only took you three lawnmowers to figure that out huh I thought I could just ride it through the

thought they off-roaded this they have off-road tires things happen all the time like Lightning McQueen the TT being dented for no reason, Ken. Yeah. Like, come on. Honestly, it's so fine, but it was like, that thing was mint, and I was like, who put

the giant dent in the front quarter? And you're like, Ken's like, I forgot to put the parking brake on. I put the parking brake on, but I didn't like yank it all the way. That pretty much counts is not putting it out. Yeah. And then it just rolled into the TRX wheel. Like, if you did that on video, that'd be hilarious. $60,000 truck.

That thing is not worth $60 anymore. Not anymore. but it cost that. What were you saying, Siege? Nothing. I just, you know,

not even on video. You know, that's just like the stupid brakes that are just not worth it. Could you have at least clipped it? Was it in the parking lot?

It was in the blind spot. To be fair, though, it is a manual. And, you know, he's used to more so like a screen. That thing was pissing me off because it doesn't idle.

It does not idle at all. It does run really badly. Normally he just presses pissing him off. Normally he just presses park on an iPad and it doesn't bore him. Normally says, Jarvis, park my car.

So you can't be mad at him for that. No, no, exactly. Fine. So I'm leaving the gym this morning and I see this guy standing on the side of the road and I go, no freaking way. It's the same guy from yesterday when we were leaving Red River Motor Works after Ben got his new

BMW, the guy is standing on the side of the road and he's got a cardboard sign and he's a hitchhiker and he just says... Just the one by Walmart? He got three dogs? He did then. So anyways... We were going to tell

dude, Jack, that Jack, you need to pull over and get this guy. and you'd be like, no, are you serious? Like, no, seriously, Jack, you need to pull over and put these three wet dogs in the back. That's what I was going to do as well. So anyways, he said Detroit Lakes, which is pretty much where we're going. We're just outside Detroit Lakes. I'm like, and just picked up this new BMW.

We're filming a video. I was going to call ahead and say, you got to turn around and pick this guy up and bring them. But the fact that there was these two or was it two or three dogs? Well, there's, yeah, three dogs. I kind of figured, ah, the dogs part is really the. the kicker of this. But anyways, the guy made it to DL. I saw that. So I'm going past him and I look even closer. I'm pretty sure he's live streaming. Really? Interesting. He had a little tripod set up, a charger going to his phone. It was like stationed out approximately the right distance to have him

standing there with a sign. We should have picked him up. We still can. We still can. He's going to Wadena. Oh, I think he goes. He doesn't have the dogs though. That's what I was Well, this morning he had three dogs when I grew up. No dogs when I went. Weird. We were in an hour apart. They were tired of his shit. I think it was back and forth because I saw that guy sitting by the stoplights by Walmart a week ago.

I didn't read what his sign said. I swear it's the same guy and he had a tripod deal set up. You think he's doing stuff for galaxies and stuff trying to get. Galaxy gas, but it would have been so good for the video. I mean, if you just wouldn't have had those three dogs, like honestly, I don't think it would have fit. They were big dogs. They're like German Shepherds. But just to like, you literally just pulled off of the fucking lot in this brand new car.

And then you just pick up a hitchhiker and bring them where you're going. What's galaxies? They're like how you pay people in TikTok. Like you can like, I don't know how much a galaxy is. I think it's worth. Why don't they just do dollars? Donations. So you're saying, yeah, if you're streaming, someone will like make a donation or pay you.

A galaxy. Yeah. $13. It costs 10,000 or a thousand coins, which translates to 13 to 16. dollars but tick doc takes a 50% commission holy shit that's steep it must be like a legal thing where they can't just do like dollars it's got to be yeah but that's an interesting thing cj like i've never seen anybody hitchhiking also live stream i mean shit if you got a phone and you're already hitchhiking you might as well spend 13 dollars on

a little stand and just see what happens yeah no kidding because i mean shit and one galaxy and a little stand he's maximizing hitchhiking or being a hobo like he's He's collected on the corner and he's even gone, you know, e-commerce with it. Because think of all the situations you could find yourself in. Exactly. Just think how good it would have been for his live stream too. Yeah. Fucking C-Boys TV picks him up and gives him a ride to his next spot.

It's illegal on both ends, right? What? I think it's illegal. It's illegal to pick up. I did not know that. Hitchhiking's illegal, but yeah. That's actually bogus. I did not know that.

You can't give a guy a ride. That's so bogus. That's the dumbest law I've ever heard. Can't give a guy. Like, if you want to risk it and pick up someone who might stab you in the neck, I think you don't need... I think the issue is... It shouldn't be breaking the law as well.

I think the issue is because, like, people walk down the edge of the highway, and that's the illegal. That's part of that. That's the problem, is there in between traffic and stuff. I don't think you... There's no problem with driving them. I think it's just the actual doing it. On the road he was on, it is not illegal because that is not a limited access highway.

Right. If he was on, like, an interstate highway, that would be illegal. If he was on the highway, Guard rails all the way across. Yeah, but not if he was like at the on ramp. To get it all squared away, it is actually legal to pick up a hitchhiker in Minnesota. But I could have sworn that you weren't able to.

Yeah. Yeah, you think we'd live in a hobo-friendly state. Yeah. It's like if you're panhandling, like in Fargo, the city that's the biggest city in us, there's only certain spots in town where it's legal to panhandle where it's like, Oh,

it's got to be something to do this. Ben, nice of you to join us. Hit him with the line, Ken. Welcome to work. Well, at least make yourself you as well sit behind, Ken. Your chairs back here, Ken? 1115.

I was in a not phone meeting. Oh, sorry, my bad. I just thought maybe because the tires were burned off on your BMW, you couldn't make it. That is a problem as well. Maybe you were hitchhiking to work. It took a little longer. Which is legal. I might have to.

Yeah, it is legal. So that's good. You just missed it, though, Ben. So the guy that was hitchhiking right outside of Scots on the side of the road, he had the three dogs yesterday. I don't know if you saw him. You were probably too busy to focus on a car. It was in like, yeah, I was over by the Walmart.

Anyways, I was going to call ahead and be like, yo, you should turn around and pick this guy up. But he had three dogs. And I honestly just kind of figured you guys probably didn't want to do it. So I was like, yeah, whatever. Anyways, he had a sign and it said Detroit Lakes. He made it to Detroit Lakes and he's standing on the corner over by Walmart now. But I was looking at him. He doesn't have his dogs now.

but he's trying to go to Wadina. Anyways, he had a phone out. I'm pretty sure he was live stream. I totally missed on an opportunity. Should we go pick him up in the sprinter? Fuck, we should just go give him a ride. I don't know if it's as good of a bit now, you know,

versus pulling right off the lot in your BMW and literally a mile down the road, you pick up a hitchhiker who's going to your city, but anyways, that's what we were talking about. To party, like a spaghetti night. It's like a nice. We do wine night, but we pick him up.

You pick him up in a limo, and you're going somewhere. He's like, damn, this is pretty nice. And all of a sudden, Everyone's eating spaghetti and starts throwing it right? We make them put all white clothes in here. Put these on though.

You can come in, but put all white on. Hidden cameras are there? That's an insane idea. Yeah. We got to do that. We'd have to make sure you had some fresh clothes at the end of it and a good shower. We'd have to set them up, right? But yeah.

A lake, maybe you could swim in the lake. You can't do them like that. Send him on his lake. One of Minnesota's great freshwater lakes. I think we could send him up with a hotel at least for the night. What are you running a tourism hat over here? Anybody Anybody else been getting

Flicked off While they're driving A lot or is that just me? It's just me on a normal day You can? Yeah You think it's an electric I've been trying to figure out

If it's an electric car thing Or it's the way I'm driving Type of thing For you probably the way You're driving For me It's the car I drive So what do they do Ryan

They just flick you up And it's not in your Corvette Well Why don't I what Nothing All right One time it was in my vet And I probably deserved it

And then the second time Was in my Hummer and I also probably deserved it, but I don't know. With all the old people back, they're driving so fucking slow. You can't get anywhere around here. Oh, Ryan, I actually had this happen to me the other day where, you know that spot where there's like houses on both sides of the road if you're going towards Shorm? Oh, yeah.

Right there. Yeah. So it goes down to a 30 right there. And I'm like super conscious of driving through areas like that that are super tight because I can't imagine living on a road like that. That tight. Yeah. so annoying. It'd be so annoying. You're basically like your house is like 20 feet off of the road.

Harder you get a car in the driver. There's like a couple areas like this in our area. They have like the speed limit sign and then before the speed limit sign they have like the digital speed limit sign that's like blinking at you. And then like every 10 houses, there's like the children at play signs. Like that's how you know that they're like very fed up with it. Very fed up with it. Right. And so like I'm pretty conscious of it going through those areas. Make sure they did a couple down shifts. Valves open. So I'm going through one of them at 32 miles per hour. Oh my gosh. In a 30.

I'm coming up to this corner and I'm in my Porsche and there's a guy like right on the road. So I even slow down a little bit more because there's like a guy on the road, right? And he looks at me and he's doing this. Slow down. Slow down. I'm like at this point going under 30. Yeah. And he's just and then he flicks me up. What? Yeah. Holy smokes. I like slam on the brakes because I in I might have even came to a stop and put it in reverse and then I think I did actually and this guy starts going like this come on back here buddy and he's flicking me off. It was insane and so I was like I was thinking about it and then I was just like ah this is probably just isn't going to end well for me and so I just put it back in drive pulling both paddles and just start going boom bububu bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo you did not. Yeah. I was just like. Yeah. I was probably going. Now you just look like a douchebag. Holy shit.

I was going under the speed limit and this guy is flicking me off. So you hit him with the red bomb. Yeah, so I hit him with a red bomb. And then I just tore off. That now made you look like a dick. Holy shit. The nice thing is that guy. I wasn't doing anything wrong.

But the nice thing is, is there's a lot of cars like yours in the area. So they know it wasn't. You know, it could have been anyone. Yeah, well, I was like, I could go. That's Ben Roth and his Porsche GT3RS. Yeah, literally. It's not like you're in a pickup or somewhere. Stripes down leaving, hitting launch control?

Yeah, I don't know. It seemed like a harmless way of like I wasn't going to like tear off. I wasn't going to go back and like fucking start freaking out at this guy. It was just like a, it seemed like a harmless way to just be like, fuck you. It was harmless, but now he's like, yeah, he came flying through the neighborhood. I told him to slow down. He came to a dead stop and revved it up as loud as he could and then tore off again. I can hear the story in the restaurant.

I've had that happen to me two times, though. One time I was on my crotch rocket, which is pretty much straight pipe. So I'm just driving through my neighborhood, and I'm going so slow because I'm trying to go not, not be loud. This dude comes to slow down, slow down. And I'm literally, I think he realized in the time of me, of him yelling slow down, how slow I was going, though, because I was coming up, I was coming up over a hill. And I literally had time as I was going past, I go, I'm going 20.

Like I said that to him and he goes Okay and he kind of backed down He felt stupid But then there was another time where I was in my pickup And I was driving the speed limit again And this old guy comes out Kind of same kind of road And he's like slow down slow down

Flicks me off I actually come to a stop Put in reverse I reverse all the way back Because I wasn't in a good mood that day Fucking put the window down I go I'm going the speed limit

He kind of just like back down He's like oh People drive too fast around here I go Yeah but I'm going the speed limit So why you flick me off. Don't yell at me. And then

I was just like, have a good day. And I kept going. That was how it ended. I had one happen to me in Canada. In my neighborhood out, there's a school, like a playground zone. And I'm driving through the playground zone. And one of my neighbors, like, runs out and gets in front of my truck and starts banging on the hood.

And I'm like, I was only like, dude, I was only like 18. And I was like, holy shit. And he's like banging on the hood. And then he's like, my niece is over there. You need to slow down. And I look at his lawn and there's like a baby in a cradle. And I'm like, this is a baby. They can't even walk.

Like, what do you mean? Slow down. You know what you should have done, Ben? This would have really gave it to him. You should have stopped your car, put it in neutral and then pushed it the rest of the way of the road. Be like, here you go. Sorry, man.

Yeah, sorry. What do you want me to do? Get out and fucking push it. That's slow enough for you? Have you guys seen the videos or like the TikToks of people throwing like milk cartons at cars driving through schools on? Oh, yeah. There's a one guy.

There's one guy. And he does all sorts. He has a radar. He's pretty funny. And he's like, five over. Cake to the windshield. He throws random shit at cars. I'm curious.

In some instances, he has it in like kilometers. And I'm like, bro, like, you can't just chuck a jug of milk at someone unless they're actually like 20 over. Yeah. Reminds me on riding on the school bus. Yeah. You always had a couple kids that were just like, I got a fucking twinkie or whatever. I'm going to bomb it out the window at this car.

You hit him square in the window. show the next thing you know that guy drives around comes to a stop stops the bus and everyone's like oh shit here we go and then they come up someone through the bus driver's like who threw it you know and you're just like jee everybody goes quiet the whole bus goes quiet yeah yeah yeah everybody's what a waste of a twinkie in all the instances of the neighbors telling you guys to slow down you were actually weren't speeding because like it's not the case for me of course i try to be courteous but when i fly by in a 30 and i'm going 45 and they're like hitting and the slow down and I kind of hit him with the sorry sorry and then it might be the same person

again three weeks later and they're like slow down and I'm like uh because I'm not like going double the speed limit I'm just going 10 15 over and I'm like eh sorry sorry maybe I did just stir a pot that had a bigger stew than I thought I didn't know we were all getting it maybe we all got to chill out a little bit, but yeah, I don't know. Mine were, whatever. Maybe people shouldn't live so close to the road. I kind of get it, though, because, like, everyone that lives in my little neighborhood drives slow, like, actually ridiculously slow.

We'll go, like, 15 through the neighborhood. But there's, like, a group home that has employees. And they rip. They'll come through at 50. Oh, geez. And I've never, like, done anything. But I've thought to, like, it is just, like, unnecessary to go. for sure double the speed limit but just like fire a skateboard out or like roll a basketball

roll a basketball down the driveway like you can hear them coming so you got plenty of time and I'll be well if you were going slower you wouldn't have and you also have plenty of skateboards maybe throw a throw a cinder block out there as they're driving by spike striple aggressive the skateboard could be explained like well i was practicing my kickflips and i suck so it's slipped out into the road the cinder block so can it can do some damage to a car too because of like they hit the tail or the nose it'll fling up, smack the side. Do a kickflip. Dude, I was actually just talking to the Dern brothers.

They're on their way to Skate Topia right now. It'd be so lit. I know. What's Skate Topia? Like a. How do you not know of Skatopias? I know I just want you to explain. Do you want to explain your skateopias?

88 acres of anarchy. Wait, wait. What about when Ken thought that the sickos were the Dern brothers? Can we go over that real quick? Because that was freaking old. Where he is. Yeah. Little context of this.

We're trying, we're coming up with ideas for a video. And I was like, okay, these guys did it. Not a video. Not a video. We were doing twisted tea ads.

And we were talking about simplifying the twisted tea ad. And I sent the, I sent theirs because they had like a, it was just like a catchy little TikTok thing, whatever. I was like, we should do this. He goes, so the Dernbrose.

So we, I agree, we should do something like the Dern Bros. And we were like, what? The Dern Bros. They do a twisted Tad. We're all, like, confused about it.

We were trying to simplify it. I just remembered it was something one of, ended in O's and it was like, God, Dernbro's sicker. I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with Dernbrils. Of course I was wrong. Anyway, never changed, Ken.

Bro, basically Skatopia is like, imagine rednecks with paychecks except skateboard form, I would say. And probably even crazier. Definitely maybe a little bit greasier. Yeah. And at the end, in June they always have this

it's like a bowl bash which they basically burn the place to the ground it's kind of like swamp fest they start this big fire though they start this big fire everyone gets hammered like every year fireworks are blowing up everywhere keep adding on because yeah it's like 88 acres

and they'll keep building it bigger and bigger like there's lots of concrete they add a bunch of shit new bowl crazy features that like you just wouldn't find yes like just kind of like almost like a Red Bull video idea, just crazy obstacles. You're riding on like plywood in.

Yeah, plywood in. Like a rail across a pond or some shit like that. Like just crazy sketchy shit. It's a, it's a free event to get into, but they stop you on the way out. And they'll just take stuff from you and they like won't let you out unless they're like satisfied. They'll just like raid your car. Really? Yeah, or like your RV or whatever.

crazy now, but at least like 10, 15 years ago when I've seen videos when it was gs. Yeah, they'd literally just like hold you hostage and just like, they like throw your shit. They start throwing like mud and shit, beers, whatever. I'm a lot more unfamiliar with this thing.

The people, people running it's like, it's an anarchy around there pretty much. So is it crazy than Swampfest? I'd say it's like close, but just a skateboard version. Kind of similar, but I think it's more core. Yeah, more. But there's skaters pull up to Swampfest, but it's more so BMX, you know, oriented.

A bit of everything. But like, dude, there's always like the odd kid that'll, like, show up on a pit bike and do something crazy, like, with the skaters. And everybody's, like, fired up because, like, everybody's just sending. Like, as long as you can send it, like, I feel like that's where I need to go. I need to go at the Swampfest on a motorbike and, like, do something crazy. It'd be lit. I think there's actually a motor track, like, on the property.

Yeah. I mean, dude, I'm down. There were even scooter kids that were getting after it. And they, like, made all the edits because they were actually. killing it. If you throw down, you're like, the whole crowd will cheer for you, but if you show up and you, like, flop, then everybody like shames you. They're like, get out of you. Throw beer cans and shit at you. Wow. But if you throw down it, you can literally almost pull up on anything if you're ripping. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody loves to see it. If you did something narl, it'd be

hyped probably. You could hit the really long rail on the quond. Over the pond. Did you see that? Did you see Canaan doing the world record? I know. Yeah, it was crazy. 2.30, 2.27, whatever. it was and the last previous record was 204. Was it Rob that had the last one? Rob Durek? Because in one of his episode three, he did it. He did it. I don't know if that was the record right up until this one. But it was just cool.

Like what a long, like that's almost a football field. I mean, you're like 70 feet off. Holy shit. Really? Yeah, it's a long downhill rail. And it was round. You're going pretty fast too by the end of it. Yeah, and it was round. That was cool. Where did you do that?

Bams. Really? But think, like, they had to set it up. Also, probably better for falling. They had to just set it up in the grass, and then he landed on plywood down at the end. But that way, if he bailed, you could just... Right.

And you need the downhill. Yeah, you need the slope. Yeah, you're right. Sliding out into the grass is probably... Way better than... Way better, yeah. I didn't see, like, I don't even know if it's in a full video yet. I just saw, like, the Instagram clip,

but the few falls, I mean... You're going fast. Yeah, he's going fast. You step off and you, like, You try to run out and then you lose your running and you slip and you slide. Shout out the Durham Bros though. I'm looking forward to the Skatopia episode and the longest grind. Last one was held by Yeager Eaton, 204.

He's a shredder. That's a long ways. Can you see what Rob's was? Oh, but it says his was on a rail featuring multiple kinks and curves at Nickelodeon Studios in Los Angeles, California. You guys ever seen that? They have like the Nickelodeon studios in, I don't know if it's in Florida or not, but it was like where everything was being filmed back in like the 90s and all that. And then it basically got shut down and was abandoned for a long time.

I think it was in L.A. Where it was like a production studio or something. Yeah, but it was abandoned then for like a decade, if not two. And like no one was in it. Nickelodeon always has some weird shit going on. Yeah. But like people would go like YouTube people would like sneak in and like film it. I don't know.

You can watch it on YouTube. We should slime somebody. Legend. Bring it back. Bring back the Nickelodeon. No, you know who has brought back sliming? Love Island. They do these, like, whack-ass challenges.

I can't believe I miss that. Yeah. You'd hate it. Yeah, nobody has seen that, but, like... I've watched it. They just... They love slime. They're like, okay, now for the next challenge,

you're going to have to get into this pool of slime and then get all the slime off your bodies into this bowl. What? And then what? Then after that, then they pick... Did you eat it? Then they pick somebody sitting in, like, the panel to slime. I'm like, what is this?

Nickelodeon? It's just so pointless? Well, I mean, it's just like, I honestly... Oh my God, oh my God. Karen got her hair slime. Dude. They're just like freaking out at each other. And then they were like sitting there and they had like a string tied to their foot.

And they had to like lower the hot dog into their mouth and eat it. Okay, now I see why you're watching. And then they had... Mike's like my dream. Their other foot had the hot dog for the other person. So they're doing that. Dude, can we set this up? We could.

But then as they're doing it, there's the love. Violin or the hot dog part. The hot dog part. There's these slime shooters and they just blast them in the ear with a bunch of slime. They're all like, oh, what the-while trying to get the dog. Yes. They love the slum. And then it just goes back to them just like drama making out like, it's the weirdest thing.

It's reality TV. It's crazy TV, but to be fair, they put out six episodes a week. All an hour plus long. All an hour long. It is, I mean, like six episodes a week every day. Every week. And they're like an hour, obviously. And they're like an hour 20.

That's impressive. Wait, every week? They don't take breaks? No. How long? No. Wednesdays? No. Wednesdays, that's it.

Wednesdays they take off and then technically Saturdays they do like a podcast reviews. But yeah, I mean, they're filming. They have a new cast every time. No, no,

no. They add people and take people away. But it, I mean, dude, people don't give that enough credit. Like, that's crazy.

Putting out six hour long episodes per week. I saw a video on how they produced that and like make that happen. And it's like, Within 36 hours when it's filmed, it's published. Yeah, it's the previous. They're editing it as it's being filmed. It's getting uploaded, sent off to editors like around the world so they can like chop it together and have it happen in time.

They have like a room where like people are watching all the cameras and as it's being filmed, they're writing the storyline. Like they're like, okay, cut the camera B. Like we're going to form around that. And then also I have heard about this. So then the episode goes live and they see the reception. And then from that they also will then tweak this. tweak the next episode, you know.

That's the beauty of it. You just have to have a crazy team that's always going. So they don't have seasons, though? Like, they don't have, like, where they have a month or two off. Yeah. They do, they do it, like, it's a summer. Like, they do one, one thing and they put out, like, 40 episodes or something like that. But, you know, what's interesting is that, yeah, they do it once a year. But, yeah, they're editing them as they do it versus, like, filming the whole season and then

editing it after. I'm sure it's tough, especially with social media. Like, they're trying to not let shit get spilled before, you know? Well, yeah, they're in there with no phones, no nothing. It's a crazy program. But actually, the executive producer just died in Fiji while they were filming. How? Unexpected medical complication.

Which is obviously incredibly sad, but like imagine he like literally was working up until like and then died. Like that's how hard of a program they're running out there. Pretty crazy. Even think about like YouTubers. Like we're putting out 48. episodes a year, name another TV show that's putting up 48 episodes. Exactly. Ridiculousness.

Don't even say it. You're right, you're right. They're running a crazy program too, but like anybody who's actually making new stuff? Like, what's South Park? Dude, I wish South Park would go back to when they posted just a normal season of like 20 episodes a year. It's just tough. The Simpsons is like 18. Family guy is like 18.

Yeah, most shows aren't doing it like that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I didn't think about a crazy program. Yeah, 48 episodes a year. Plus, we're making 48 podcasts a year. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And plus, if you're not following us on Snapchat, you probably should be.

Because we do all kinds of shit. You probably should be. Mike's good. Mike's good. Hey, I didn't plug mine. Did I? No, my buddies. You did say us.

Each of us are posting on Snapchat and you can see what, CJ, Ryan, Evan, Spani, me, Ben, Ken. I love one can post, dude. He'll just post out of blue. It's just like this fucking shaky, like. It's rare. It fits them though.

It's great. We have an ongoing joke of whenever we're doing something, the whole crew just knows like, hey, don't post this before the YouTube video goes out. Because it, you know, we try and. Which for the record. Try and save it. No one listens to it. I have offenses of everybody doing it. I mean, everyone is under the same.

Including me. Well, we have a, the ongoing joke is, and it's already live on my Snapchat. Yeah. Sometimes before even something happens, we're like, oh, Mike got it on a Snapchat. Yeah. Was anyone filming that? Yeah, Mike was. It was on a Snapchat.

It's live on my snap. That's probably the best plug we could have accidentally gave you for your Snapchat right there. Yeah. Well, did you guys see my Snapchat? So I was filming, I don't even know if the ad got a, approved. I was filming a Draft King's ad. And one of the parts in it, I was doing something with my bees just to like try and make that a little bit more entertaining. Well, Jack's filming it with me. He starts

kind of squirming around because the bees are flying. Like I just went in. I had my suit on. I don't even wear the suit ever. But just because we were doing the ad, I thought it would be funnier if I'm wearing the suit. I reach in, grab a bunch of these bees, right? Start like squirming around kind of. They were like kind of fired up because I grabbed them out of there, but we were fine. Jack kind of jerks away with the camera, comes back to me, they turned on me. They freaking turned on me, dude. And I got, they started attacking my ears.

They were trying to go into my ears. Oh my God. Like in the canals. You couldn't swat them. Like, they were in my canals. And I know for a fact I got stung in both ears twice. Maybe more, but then I got stung in the neck like probably three times, maybe four. So we fucking take off running.

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dot com slash wide open ear plugs in. You couldn't even put your like a cue tip in it. It was actually pretty scary. You looked like a UFC fighter dude. It hurt really bad. They were like just on fire. Yeah, like It was just on fire.

Yeah, I took a little video after, though, and, like, it felt like I had cauliflower here. If I were to guess what, having cauliflower here, like, they were just, like, out and, like, really, like, puffy. Your neck was all swollen, too. I know. It was itchy for a while, so at least I know I'm not allergic. That's good. Or maybe I am with the way it reacted, but I didn't die, so we're good. Yeah.

But honey production might be down now, though, because don't these die after they sting you? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we got enough to. We got enough to spare probably 10 of them. I love seeing them around. I was like taking a whiz in the back corner over here pretty far away from the bees. And I saw bees kind of buzzing around over there.

And you can tell because those bees look different than the bees we have around here. Yeah. Italian. They're working bees. Yeah, they turned on you. It's a good thing your Buffalo having turned on you, Bobby. No kidding. I think the only place that is starting would be your nuts than your ears, straight up.

Should we find out? Fuck no. Dude, Steveo did it though. Didn't he? Didn't they fill a limo up with bees or some shit? Yeah. He did like the,

his underpants. Oh, or like, yeah, whatever he was naked. Because you know, they just did it all around his whole. But didn't it? It was the bikini,

wasn't it? Yeah, the other way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think there was anything underneath it. It was just,

he was naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's insane. So, like, I can't imagine how swollen that was. Maybe it maybe it was. How do you think there were meeting pitches,

go like when they're like all right we're gonna put somebody like we do things sometimes are like sometimes when we're coming up with challenges for like the cheap car challenges or the whatever i'm like fuck i really hope i don't have to do that one like when we figured out we were going to have to do the couples photo shoot or we had tattoos shaved hair nipple piercing stuff like that like imagine their meetings yeah but you're sitting there and someone's like yo we should hang up hot sauce up the ass yeah who should climb over some alligators with steak between their legs. Literally.

And they were like, oh. I think you're just, they're probably just balancing it out. They're like, fuck, I really don't want to do this one. So I'll, I'll take that one. That way I don't have to do that one. I'll suggest being shot out of a rocket instead. But sometimes our calls to professionals in certain areas are pretty crazy. I'd only imagine that theirs are actually insane.

Yeah, but Manny's like their animal guy. And I think he loves that shit. Is that named Manny? Yeah. They have the last jackass ever coming out this month. month. In a week. Really? I believe it's Friday.

Next Friday. The last jackass ever, which is crazy. They've been saying that though, haven't they? No. This is literally the final, it says it in the name. I think they've always said while they're filming it be like, they just assumed like how are we going to top this, you know? Like they thought that after like one and then two and then three.

Yeah, they're calling it best and last. But yeah, this one's definitely being promoted right from the start. Yeah, they're calling it. I mean, they're old now. Yeah, they are old. And they're only going to get older. Honestly, a hell of a career, though. I mean, 26 years.

Yeah. They lasted a long time for the type of shit they were doing. Did you see them after a parade? Yeah, they had like this gay parade thing. I never really got. No, it's literally a gay parade. Like, I'm not saying it was gay. It was just actually gay.

Like they had, like, gay colors. It was in a gay parade. Crazy naked stuff. So maybe that's like, was good for their program. They're very pro game. Yeah. They're running a crazy program. 26 years is a minute.

Yeah. But I bet you we've made more videos in a year, though. I mean, obviously they make movies, but like, you know, they always had good breaks in between, which... They've had a few more injuries than us. For sure. For sure. You know what's crazy? Like, we get the question all the time.

Like, what are you going to do when your YouTube channel dies or fizzles out and you have to get real jobs? Like, and then they always compare us to jackass. But imagine the actual jackass. crew when people would be like, when are you guys going to get real jobs? And they've been doing it for 26 years. Yeah. They really defied the odds. I mean, some of those guys, though, I think do have real, like, cast has changed over the years. I'm trying to think, but like from the first movie or two, I think some of those guys like, yeah, they definitely do job. Like, even Johnny did like some announcing jobs here and there. Well, yeah, Johnny's always taking up two gigs. I think it, uh, they run different

gigs. They got side gigs. Johnny's a host of Fear Factor now. Oh, yeah. What was Bam's best friend from high-in-done? No, the one that was always shitting on stuff. Oh. Oh, is that Chris Ponto? No, no, no, no, no. He was only in the first movie.

He was in the MTV show in the first movie. But either way, I think he went off to, like, have a pretty normal life. Well, yeah, he didn't, yeah, he's a plumber. Streetback Tommy did drywall. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a crazy run. Good for them. I mean, I know he's said it before, but when people compare us,

to jackass. I'm like, just go watch, run a couple C-boys episodes, and go watch one of the jackass movies and you won't be saying that anymore. Yeah, way different.

I do like when we turn up a little jackass on our end, though. There's definitely some inspiration and you can see some, like, style and like some jackass taste for sure, like, you know, that we've taken from it.

I mean, we've pulled a lot of inspiration from a lot of places and then also, you know, put our own twist things so just talking about it i want to like throw pumpkins on our heads and do hit some shopping carts we go to the bomb some hills and some shopping shopping in a shopping cart drive them into a curve and then have a bush that's what i think when i think of like the most classic i think it was even cky stuff but yeah there's like a whole segment like a couple minutes where they're just

getting bodied in cards my favorite is when ryan done is shopping for sunglasses at the sunglass booth and he gets drop kicked yeah that is funny that stands up you see these these are the exact type of shenanigans I was trying to avoid. The guy you were thinking about is Chris Rab. Exactly. Chris Rab. I finally figured it out. Did you guys see that Stradman's Lambo?

Oh, I seen that. Guyardo started on fire while he's driving it. Do we know why? I don't. In the middle of the road. In the middle of the road. I think I had a turbo get on it. Most people don't drive it in the ditch,

man. Well, I mean, it would happen anywhere. He believes it was a fuel leak or something, I think, is what he spent. I watched like the Instagram video. I haven't watched the full YouTube video. It was twin turboed. So I'm sure there's actually shit.

Probably had something to do with that. He also had a bunch of trouble with the twin turbo setup. Like I know he had it. He was trying to get that thing twin turboed for like two years. And one of the shops that had it was not good. And then we saw it. Yeah, it was in our cheap car challenge. It was that was the shop that that fixed it.

That fixed it. That's the thing though. Like you put a twin turbo kit on cars like that. It doesn't take much for just if like a small, fuel leak or something like that, it can start on fire. And I mean, it happened to Gabe Farrow with his R8. He had a twin turbo R8 burn to the... Did it really?

Yeah. I can't... Did you guys watch the Instagram clip of it, of him getting out of the car? I mean, it was tough because, like, of all of his cars, like, that one meant the most to him. Like, obviously, there's a financial aspect of things, but, like, the sentimental aspect on that car for him was huge. I mean, like, that was his first car that started the chance. He could tell he was so crushed.

He was like almost crying. He said that too. Yeah. But the fact that all those people spawned out of nowhere with fire extinguishers. I couldn't believe how many people had fire extinguishers. There was like six or seven guys just pulling up with. Yeah. Yeah.

But it was, I mean, gosh, I know. Like, how do you emotionally process just watching your Lamborghini burn? Like there's nothing you can do until the guys with the fire extinguisher showed up. But it just, it goes from, oh, no, it's on fire to like, oh, no, I might. actually watch this thing burn to the ground within like a minute. When it came on, that's what I thought was going to happen. I'm like, oh, we're going to get to see this thing burn fully to the ground. That's usually the case.

The case, yeah. Luckily, they got it out and it didn't burn fully down, so. I kind of know the feeling, though, because that nice cabota mower I was running, I thought I was going to see go completely up in flames. Luckily, I was able to extinguish it. I think it was like a voltage regulator. I must have it cracking it or something. I was giving her a little pressure wash.

It started on fire. It's still. runs? It ran enough for Dalton to take it out to the track and fired around with it, but now apparently it doesn't run again. Classic. Thank God it wasn't me. I would have not been good for your program.

All you need is a fresh belt on yours, Spenny. Yeah, I hope so. Haven't even looked at it. Spenny, can we talk about you running into the side of the shipping container? Yeah, but there's no clip, though. That's okay. There's no clip, which I'm so bummed about. Like, how do you push?

that far. In a Miata. It didn't even go fast enough to push that far. Well, I was just, I was hitting the, I was hitting the corner fast because I just changed the,

um, fuel filter. So I was just doing a little speed run and I didn't want to do it on the main highway. And then I came around the corner and I literally pulled a Ben Roth. I just came around the corner, turned the wheel and there was some dust on the track and I just

slid all the way. I was sliding for so long. I was like, fuck, what do I do I do I jump out? Like I had time to think. I had time to think. Do I jump out?

I was like, do I jump out? I was like, fuck, I don't have an e-break, so I can't, like, just freaking rip it. Do I let the clutch out? Should have dumped the clutch and got the rear end out. Do you remember when that was? I have the date on my phone. Can you find the data? I can see the shipping container in this angle.

Can you? Yeah. Might get footage of it after all, guys. I would love to see it. Yeah, it's going to be not ideal, but we should probably put a pole out there just to one of them 360s to capture. I thought you were going to say like Something else to hit Pulls like the merch worker

Around the drift truck into Okay it was 534 Friday June 12th On the dot right there 534 Well I screenshot it because I literally knew I was like god damn it This is gonna

Like I'm gonna have to freaking Explain this one So I better freaking save the date I do that when something happens Yeah I'll just screenshot my home screen I love getting those calls You know let's just say it's like 1230 a.m.

Evan The camera on the north side of the building pull the footage now Uncle Ridge is flopping around the driveway like a freaking crappy Spencer I will say you did a really good job bouncing the dent back out I went and fix I tried to get the dent as How did you do it? I could I took the skid steer in there with the forks and I just Wiggled it against the dent and then it came out it came out a lot better than it was which I was happy about Oh you got the dent out of the shooting thing I fixed it more than

it was. I saw it before you did that. We're going to have a good shot of this. To be fair though, Spenny, you were just practicing your drifting and that container was eventually going to get hit. It's a different situation than the lawnmower. It's okay. I'm nervous for this.

Okay. See, it wasn't really that bad. I thought you were coming down. I figured you was coming down as well. To be very, Spenney. That is so funny. Brother, why did

that shipping container was bound to get hit. You locked up the brakes. Yeah, because I was sliding. Bro, whose boat is that? I wasn't going to be able to kick it out. Imagine Justin's boat guy hit. Then you'd have an issue. Dude, Dalton almost hit Justin's boat in my car after.

It takes you a long time to get out. Are you okay? Well, I was like, fuck. I was, I was calling. No, I was 100% fine, but I was calling Dalton and like getting to make sure we could get footage of it like there at least. So that's why Dalton just ran across. I was like, yo, we got like, I just hit the container.

You've got to come over here right now. I can't back up. I was trying to just at least get footage of it, so it would be something. For Justin's sake, someone should tell him not to park his boat. He moved it. He moved it. Yeah, just for future, just I wouldn't park his. It might have been a planned out play on his end.

You know, like, gee whiz, I sure hope one of these idiots runs into my nice boat. Well, listen, if we're not filming on YouTube, whoever runs into it is going to have to figure it out on their own dime. So if you're saying we're filming We can blow right through it I mean it'll be a little bit more justified Put Shred 80 in the armored truck But yeah I did I did feel bad in it

I feel like sometimes there's just stints Where like I break one thing And then I have like three really bad days And then it gets fine again And then I like for the three days I'm just stressing Like I don't even stress But the only time I'm stressing

Is when I'm hearing something breaks Can we talk about that of like, you've been so on edge. Yeah. Yeah, why you're so on edge? And you're just like, dude, are you mad at me? I'm like, what? Because, well, it's just, I don't know, it's tough when you're breaking stuff that you don't own.

But I am breaking my own stuff, too, at the same time. Spendie, the only thing you've broken that actually, I'll just speak for myself, me, Matt, was just a lawnmowers when you were just genuinely trying to mow lawn. Because I just think that's improper use. But hitting the shipping container, your dirt bike, like, if you're just riding hard or you're whatever like that stuff's gonna happen don't worry about it just a lawnmour you know like just trying to cut the grass you hit a rock i'm kind of like practice you know he's practicing mowing i'm practicing i'm not gonna get better one day i'm not gonna only suck any lawnmores left at that rate maybe we'll

have to do what i when i was little i wanted to mow the lawn so bad so my grandpa and dad would have me go out and mow but i couldn't turn the blade on yes oh my wow maybe i need to do that then holy shit they were just like keep in mind i was like five and my feet were like, you know, the pedals are down here and my feet are hanging. Maybe I need to do that for a little bit. Pull the blades off my mower and I'll ride it around and just get good practice laps in and then maybe I can, you know, graduate up to the blades and. Yeah, as you're going, no blades, no nothing, you can pick all the debris in front of you

and then your next pass, it'll be dialed. That's a good point. True. But then it's going to take twice as long. Dude, I'm so stoked that we have so many mowers now. It's awesome. at any given moment any of us well besides them being broken at any given moment i was gonna say yeah he's like yeah no we do we do we just got to fix them so in the last pot i was talking about

that lawn dude i think that's actually his name that's who gets out background guy rips no no the guy that's moan rick rosses for his car show and just like ripping lasers like on instagram and ticot and anyway he's just all over my feet and i saw him kind of Bose one of his secrets of like ripping such pronounced lines in the grass. You know, it's so satisfying when you drive by and just every other one is checkered. He mows normal at like four and a half inches. When he gets done with the yard, he puts the deck all the way down and then he doesn't turn the blades on.

Oh, and drags like you, Mike, like you. And then he's just pushing the, pushing the, uh, because I've seen in a few glass over, they'll like, they'll put like this thing that basically just looks like a broom. A roller. Yeah, there's rollers that you can put her. room. That's interesting. I keep getting ads for those roller things. Basically, you mow it and then at the same time, it just dragged behind you.

Ken's yard. Ken, you don't got any grass. I just saw this video where someone like is basically doing what he does. Manicuring the shit out of this lawn. It looks incredible. And someone in the comments is so fired up. They're like, what is even the point of getting a perfect lawn? This is what the government wants you to do when you should in reality be using your land to grow vegetables and fruits.

Like, they were so fired up that, like, it has became a thing to, like, manicure your lawn. What a pointless thing. It's all set by the government for, and I was like, I mean, having a nice lawn is just cool. Sounds like a guy who doesn't know how to run a mower. Yeah. Sounds like he just doesn't want to, he just sounds lazy. Yeah. I mean, it's like the same could go for, like, like, wedding rings.

You know, that whole thing? Like, the wedding rings, like, whose idea was that anyway? Why do we do it? I'm like, I don't know. It is just, it is a minute. It is a minute. Yeah. Well, I shouldn't say that.

I should say diamonds, super expensive diamonds. Well, hold on, though. You're telling me that you got to buy an engagement ring and then a wedding ring? Like, I'm wondering what the point of that is, too. And then I think a one year anniversary. Yeah, that one was definitely by big diamond. But then when it came time to buy your own wedding ring, I'm like, wait, so I swiped my card for this too? Oh, really?

Oh, that's nice. It actually was by the De Beers Company, which mines like all the diamonds. Oh, they made the concept of the wedding. They came up with the market. Yeah. The whole time is are forever. And then you put a band around it. So it's like the same.

So it's like kind of one ring. It's like a ring and a half. Yeah, but a lot of ways to do it. The ladies will be like, well, I want my wedding band to be ball or two. Have you been looking into wedding rings, Ev? How do you know that? None of your business, Penny. Yeah, that's Benny.

They also, uh, card, card companies. They did the same thing with like all the bullshit holidays throughout the year. Oh, brother, don't even get me going on wedding invites. On big card. On big card. Yeah, hallmark. Yeah, you ever going to invite anybody to your wedding bed? I'm still waiting on the invite in the mail.

I didn't know if I just missed it or what. Well, you get saved the dates. You guys all got saved the dates. Completely separate things. Most of you here got saved the dates. Almost everyone. And then after you get to save the date, then obviously the people are supposed to save that date.

And then you send out wedding invites, which the wedding invites varies for, each guest because like some guests are invited to the ceremony and the reception. Some guests are invited to the ceremony reception and the groom's dinner. Some people are invited to the groom's dinner, ceremony, reception, and the welcome party. So like there's so many different things that you have to like invite people to and each one is a card and like like anything you can get cheap cards or you can get nice cards. Like there's levels to it apparently. I thought that there was maybe just one. print it out on a piece of paper.

That's not the case. Just a little note says. That's not the case. Every time I check in with Greta, I'm like, how could this possibly be this much work or this expensive? And she's like, and then she explains it to me. And I'm like, this is crazy. What's wrong with an email or a text message?

And that's what I'm asking. Yeah. Just send a text. It is interesting. A text blast. We have such a hard time getting people to RSVP, and I didn't realize why. But it's because they need to say,

one, if they're coming, and two, they need to pick their meal. So when people are RSVP like a week before, it's like really annoying. Okay, I get that. But if they had a link that you just spam them on their email or something, then they'd probably be more likely to go on. Which you still can do, I think. I'll sell them for some merch for the wedding. Buy your hat now and save 5%.

Yeah. Yeah, my father-in-law was like, yo, we should like put some merch together to sell. I mean, you probably put some costs at the wedding. I'm down, dude. He's a merch guy. He's a t-shirt printer. And he's more so joking, but I'm like, I like that. I like that.

I mean, Mike did. Yeah. He just gave it out. Mike gave us out. He didn't turn a profit on yours? No. But people still rock that hat. They do.

I see it. It's a good one. I see Dalton wearing it the other weekend. Yeah, that was cool. I'm excited, Ben. Did you have to bring flowers for all three of Greta's bride's bridal showers? No, just one. Because we were at Octane for the other one.

Oh, okay. But yeah, there's another one. Just keep having more. Yeah. Well, dude. The crazy part about getting married, which makes sense, I guess, if you think about, which I've never thought about, is how many gifts there are. Like, everyone brings a gift, right?

The bridal showers and the bridal showers and the weddings, right? So my house is like full of... Like, what kind of gifts are you getting? Just like kitchen, pots, pans, pans, grill stuff, blankets, linens, towels, like stuff like that. But I've lived in my house for the last three years. So you have a lot of those things. That's what I'm saying. I hate being like, we don't need these, but I'm like, yo, we actually don't need these.

We got a ton of stuff. No, like a ton of towels. And then you could just fill it up. It's not a bad idea. I wouldn't say it's a good idea, but that would be an option. Dude, I got an invite for Spencer Brand's wedding. And he has, he has like MediaShack embroidery and screen print. They're literally like fabric embroidered.

invites, which like, that's pretty cool. That's sick. He just built it on his own. I've ever seen. Which is cool and it was probably cheap because he saved a bunch money because he did it himself. Yeah, but a lot of work. You hired him to do it or somebody did. But his man hours, like, it still had to be like, I just remember when my wedding invites were like

three bucks a piece. And then you, you know, but when you got four, yeah, you said out 200. Do you have to, well, is there just one though? Or is there three per pack? Yeah, and there's more for pack and then you had to put a second stamp because it was heavier. Oh my God. Big post office.

I know. It's insane. Big wedding in general is a big wedding. Unbelievable. Okay. Speaking, I really, I shouldn't even bring this up because I'm still so embarrassed about it. But I had kind of forgotten to get Micah and Sydney a wedding gift. Like, should I get you a wedding gift probably if I want one if I ever get married?

I've been so bad about getting like my. immediate friend's wedding gifts. I don't know if I got Mike one. Oh, you didn't. That's okay. Mike remembers. Yeah. So I only remember because CJ was the only one to get me again. I got you a gift. Well, that makes me feel better than that. I got you a gift. Okay. Well, that makes me feel better than. But honestly, like, I do. I just wouldn't expect it. I wouldn't expect it from anyone, but especially you guys. Like, and so like I felt, you know, I mean, Michael was becoming my brother-in-law. He's marrying my sister. I'm like, I need to come through. with a i'm like i need to come through with a sick gift i'm thinking big and with that it just got to lay down the line and so i go shit i don't have a wedding gift for mica and sydney and it's like time i did i helped some things in the back hey you know whatever i i helped around but i'm like you know that that wasn't enough of a gift so like i'm gonna i'm gonna get him something we

look through the registry bro i bought mica and sydney a fucking thermostat for their wedding gift. That nest. I love. I love. Yes, Citi loved it too, but a thermostat. Like putting it in words, I bought my new brother-in-law a thermostat for his wedding gift is fucking crazy.

I do understand when you're close enough to them, you feel like you shouldn't go to their registry because you're like, well, I need to do something better for you. Yeah. I feel that. I just ended up dropping the ball and buying you a thermostat. Yeah, I don't know. I guess I just like, I wouldn't expect it. and I wouldn't also probably keep tabs on who did and who didn't.

I just think it's fun when you associate like what gift. Like I kind of associate that gift with you. Every time Mike it turns the term. Same for like, you know, Kevin Walter got me like this like snowblower shovel, you know, that spins and you just like. Oh, that's sick. And every time I use it, I just think of Kevin. That's actually pretty good. Yeah. That's a good gift.

And you know how like cool gift? Dave has that like lazy Susan on the middle of his table. You all remember that you put the food on it. He got me one of those. Oh. I haven't used it yet, but I'll think of Dave every time I use it. I'm more so, like, thinking about my wedding of, like, what can I get for other people? Like, I'm, like, excited for that.

For, like, the people, like, a part of it. And I'm not sure if I'm going to get you guys anything, but, like, gifts for, like, my parents or Greta's parents or, like, you know, people that have, like, helped out with this whole wedding process. You know, my best man. Maybe got something coming for that. Like a Rolex or something? Well, hold on now. I wouldn't say quite that fancy. New car, new truck.

Yeah. I do have something coming though, and it's actually going to be insane. But I don't want to hype you up too much, but it's going to be good. Yeah, I'm more so excited for that, like, giving gifts rather than like receiving. Yeah, giving gifts is definitely more fun than receiving, especially as you get older. But Ryan, I am looking for a new thermostat if you're the guy. I'll hook you up, dude. It's Wi-Fi connected and shit.

Ryan, I go on my registry and see like a $5,000 thermostat. Well, this thermostat comes to the furnace. This is what I needed. Ryan is like, damn it, I'm that guy now. I mean, there probably should be some level of equality between all of us, you know. You take care of all your boys the same. So, yeah, everybody can expect a new thermostat.

I'm going to get a brand deal for it, too. You're going to see on my Instagram, me promoting Google Nest. Why the hell's Ryan doing that? I pick up five free thermostat. Nice. I got everyone covered. Yeah.

Dude, so when we were done at Octane Fest, you know, there's a few late nights, and Nikki had to leave early in the morning on Sunday, and she's tearing the camper apart looking for her ID and debit card, which she is spectacular at losing those things. They still haven't shown up, and she's torn apart her vehicle, the camper,

like her suitcase, like every sweatshirt, shorts, pants, everything, cannot find it. She put a hold on the debit card, but hasn't ordered a new ID yet. This morning she calls me and she goes, well, I found my cards. Where were they? She's like, oh, well, Uncle Rich called me. They were in his wallet. What the? I'm like, how did that happen?

She was, I have no idea. He was probably keeping them safer. Yeah, yeah. Like, he definitely didn't take them. Yeah, sure. Yeah. And she forgot she gave it to him. Well, yeah. And I think she'd even like ask me like check your wallet because we'll do that sometime.

Whoa. Which one? Both. Literally all of them. Because like she has like a bigger purse and then if we're just like get it. You got a loose wallet. But yeah, I don't know. Like if we're just going around like it's normal. I'll just like take her card and her ID.

Oh my God. Fire it straight up deep into my wallet. so it doesn't get lost. But either way. Cool if I hold on to these for the night. See, I don't know exactly what Uncle Rich and Nikki were getting into that he was carrying his shit around, but

at least she's getting it back. I actually saw Uncle Rich comment on Nicky's Octane Instagram post. Yeah, he was and... Who's my hug type shit? Nikki was like, oh, had so much fun and she posted like a carousel,

Nikki's Evans' girlfriend. And posted a carousel with a bunch of different people and I just see the top comment or one of the comments right at the top from Uncle Rich going, wow, I chauffered you around all weekend and no shout out to Uncle Rich or something like that. Till, I saw that too. Nicky commented back like, oh, I had so much fun with you. He just didn't get any pictures. Right when we pull in, too, we pull in in all the cars.

And I look down, I'm like, oh, there's our Vikings cart. Oh, it's Uncle Rich and Nikki. And like, as I'm pulling by, like, waving, Rich is. goes, got a new girl! All right. He put 70 miles on that golf cart last weekend. Dude, I have been using the shit out of my golf cart when I go back home golfing

like 27 holes a day at least when I'm back home and I'm running like 80 miles on my cart. And that Viking cart, I feel like, has hardly gotten used until Octane Fest. And yeah, it's the brand candy? Candy. Candy, shout out candy carts. They're great.

And they got like suspension. So they're lifted up. bigger tires, suspension, so they're smooth and faster than a typical golf cart. And the batteries... Backup camera, it's insane. Batteries are pretty dang solid. Like 18 holes is like 15% batteries. Oh, wow.

You can put some timing on them. I wonder if Wildflower let us just keep a couple of them over there so we don't have to bring the carts back in by 830. I was wondering the same thing. What's that look like, though? Like, where would we put it? That little garage next to the... So we'd have to have a key for it.

Just park it out back But at night, Ken Yeah Or just run it from the foot Just hook up to the trailer And just drive it over there And drop it back up at the farmer If you knew you're gonna be golfing past 830

Not a bad idea Could be the move We get headlights on it So you're honestly They all have headlights, light bars That's true, perfect We're good then We mount up a light bar

So you can golf at night Dude me and Slim run that program That's awesome Yeah he's got light bars on his Mine's got light bars And shine him on the T-box Shine him on the green Sometimes it does get iffy in between though

because it'll just disappear into the darkness. Dude, for a second. But for hitting, it works. Last night we were motoring, and it was like 9, 15, and I was like, man, it's just having too much fun. And you could still see a little bit. I was like, we got to get light plants out here. And then I was like, oh, wait, never mind.

We can't probably do that. Unless we get back on the Stark program. Yeah, actually true. We could run light plants if we were on the electric bikes. I just think that'd be so cool if you rented like three or four light plants and had a great electric. This thing is actually pretty loud, though. I mean, the light plants themselves,

big ass, 10,000 one generation. Yeah, yeah, but for one night or something. It'd be pretty cool. Night mode. Stadium. That would be really cool. It would be like a stadium. Dalton free surface the track with the Harley Rake,

and we got some rain yesterday. And as most of you have seen the channel, it's either literally drier than a popcorn fart or just muddy as ever. And the track was the best it's ever been since it was built last night, which is just fucking awesome. Yeah, it was good.

There were ruts. You guys were putting ruts in. Yeah, there was ruts, and that doesn't really happen, usually, because it's just cement or muddy. UPS Wade just dropping in. Aw. Have anything good? I don't know. A couple back.

There's one knee of signature, so. Must be something good. Very nice. You see I signs for some stuff for you? Oh, yeah, I did. Thank you. Send the picture. I just scribble Ryan Ayworks.

The guy doesn't speak English. She's like, over there? I'm like, yeah, see ya. I always get nervous when I have to sign. Man, I hope this isn't. something crazy. This is like a setup. I don't know. I just like goes to jail. Like when you ship an iPhone to your house, I think you got to sign for it.

You ever get your new phone spend? That might have been what it was. Oh, you were signing for. Do you have AppleCare? I have AppleCare. Oh, so is it free then? I think it was like $130 for a new one. That's pretty damn good deal. That's nice. Dude, getting a new phone is still pain in the butt. Oh, man. They just have not made that process easy. No. My charging port on my hole is blowed out.

so I uh yeah I'm just like yeah wireless only but it's like I got this phone in like January and now I have to send the whole thing in oh yeah and then you're without a phone for a bit I just do the express replacement that's what I did you a whole new phone and then you just have to send that one in have you tried deleting the e-sim and fully resetting the vehicle and then in like seven to ten days you might be able to get a phone again yeah um can how's your trip well you've been changing the picture back here of your trip your trip you went on a on a whole trip by the looks of it whole trip yeah yeah you're on an adventure it looked like you went lots of how was it i don't remember oh interesting yeah see here's uh let me let me pull it up here i just figured you were

just kind of keeping everybody in the podcast in tune with what you were doing we got you leaving here and your continental and then uh you it looks like you got a nice first class player really beautiful You look like you're on the sauce in that picture. Beautiful couple of couple. Actually, Ken, why don't you come in here and you can check in on? Absolutely. Relive these pictures. Incredible flight, Ken.

Was it pretty fun? We had such a great time. I just don't even remember it. Yeah. It was just unreal. At the Eiffel Tower? Oh, that's awesome. The second time now he's been to Paris.

Yeah, that was pretty fun. Fighting off the lion. Okay, we were in the Savannah. This was a world tour. Oh, yeah. No, I think you saw all seven wonders. of the world. Yeah, there we go.

The pyramids. Crazy. You wrote a camel to the pyramid. And you look good in that outfit. Oh, that was a good time in the Mediterranean. There you go. Yeah, yeah, that does look nice. Jack, too, saw the Great World of China.

My gosh, they let you walk on it. Skydiving. Looks like Hawaii, kind of, but not really. It could be anywhere. And then, yeah, I don't know. Something about this. It looks like your spot got blown up on the way home. Yeah.

And then, yeah, your chick left you when you got back to the shop. But you have another one standing there. Yeah, there's another one back there. So, yeah, it all ended up buffing out. She wasn't too happy either, but did you get it squared away? I just don't even remember. I had such a fun time. I just, there's so much things that happened.

I just don't even remember all of them. It's actually kind of funny. So Jack and I were thinking we're like, we've got these pictures of Ken and his ladies all over the shop. There's three back there. There's some downstairs. And we're like, we should put some of these pictures. that he's been taking in the background of the podcast and see if anybody noticed,

and a lot of people have noticed. So for like the last nine episodes, if you go through them all this picture back here. I think it's been more than that. It's been like all year. It has changed every single week for the last year. It was a great Easter egg because like I didn't even notice it until about five weeks in.

And then I'm like, wait a second. Like just a great idea, guys. It was funny. Yeah, but pretty cool. Some of the seven wonders of the world. Some of the faces are, it gets pretty bad. The deeper you go into it. Well, I just figured it was maybe...

This is when you actually look Middle Eastern. I was going to say, Ken should actually dress like that. Like, the more changes you ask it to make, it gets pretty bad. Instead of being Amish, you could go Middle Eastern. That was a good little Easter egg to have. When did you notice, Ken? The first one that we put up. I suppose you...

Because I look back and I see it from over there. Dude, I'll say this from sitting back here with Ken. You can't see much from back. I can't see you. Ken. You're looking at the back of a TV, a camera, and that's about it. Let me show you Ken's view here. It is kind of nice sitting back there, though, because...

I agree. You're covered until you talk. Whereas, like, if you're talking, I'm on camera right here. It's real tough to try and, like, get anything in because you can't see... Like, I can't see that whole half of the couch. What's good thing you're tall, though? Like, Ben, I just see the top of his hat. Well, you're also...

not a part of the conversation unless you asked to be brought into it. Like back here, I'm just watching you guys talk, but you kind of forget about this part of the corner, yeah. It's hard. We could honestly turn this whole room into a podcast that with like 30 people some days.

We have so many people around here. Real. Have you seen that, like the little Dickie and the Benny Blanco or whatever his name is a podcast? It's more or less a show, but it's a podcast where they just hang out and they have guests.

over so they'll have like Kevin Gates over or something and they'll just like hang out but it's a podcast and it's like honestly it's brilliant it's pretty entertaining interesting so they're they're not in a set spot you know with I guess it's more or less a reality show but they talk about it like it's podcast it's pretty interesting dude I've seen so many clips from that and I've never put two and two together that's what it's similar to like how Love Island or other reality shows they just have cameras everywhere and they can like zoom in and turn them that's how it is and they're just like the whole whole room itself is miced up. Any slime? No slime, no slime.

Dude, so you know how streamers get swatted? Like when they're live streaming, somebody from you know, that's watching, we'll call the police or whatever in their area and just say, hey, so-and-so has a bomb or something like that.

And then, like, the full SWAT team shows up, and then it's entertainment for whoever calls them in. Which is a weird form of entertainment. It's crazy. Yeah. Do you think it's people are ever, like, held accountable for doing that? Yeah, they watch them? No, if they, if they, if they do catch them, it is.

There was a guy that, how do they not catch them though? Because like you call 911, they know immediately where you want. Use like a IP, like a voiceover IP things, like essentially a fake number. Like there's ways to get around that. But even then, like, there's still a little bit of tracing, but it's how far are they going to try and pursue that? I was actually watching this last night. It was a couple of the voice actors from GTA 5.

actively played GTA online. I think what happened is someone tried to swat him, but they actually swatted like the neighbor's house, so it was a completely random person. They end up shooting. No. He dies. What?

The SWAT team shot him? Yes. He didn't know what was coming on, and maybe he made a move he shouldn't have, but either way, it resulted in a death. Well, no, for that. That you went to jail, right? Yeah, it might even still be like an ongoing

I don't know exactly the dates of when this shit happened But yeah, no, they found out who did it And I think he had like he had swatted tons of people Like whatever I guess he was like good at it But they figured out who he was It was just some kid not like a super old dude It was like a younger

I don't even know if he's in his 20s It's super creepy that people can Figure out where you are from just a stream I don't know what the mechanism to do that is They were saying you would hack in when you're on like the GTA server they could just like go into that and just get your IP address and then

Oh that's how they found you So they could just see everybody who's playing A lot of times for the streamers like They're pretty public of like where this Their house is or wherever They're streaming from so I think that's probably A case for some but like I've seen Others that like get swatted get swatted

Get swatted move move move And they still find them I'm a little unfamiliar how often like people are getting swatted more than once Yeah, like XQC, I think, was one of the streamers that would get, like, that was the thing to do to him. Like, it's the worst is when it becomes the thing. You know, it's like the audience knows like, oh, yeah, he's about to get swatted. Because then it's like part of his identity.

Yeah, the one I was watching, the GTA guy had gotten swatted like five, six times, and he'd be on. And none of them are legit. There is all four funsies. He literally was like on live stream. And then his wife would be like hollering up. like we got swatted again and he'd be like oh god i deal with that and then you see like some of the team come in and they like know him by name he's like yeah no just a the stream false alarm or whatever because obviously there's got to be certain protocols the swat team has to do because god forbid

they're just like oh this is oh yeah boy who cried they have to follow through on it but they know exactly what's going on but they still have to yeah yeah yeah do all the checklist just like when the fire department comes for us got it under control but they got to they got to they got their protocols. What a weird thing to do to somebody. That is. Dude, how about the UFC fight this weekend? So good.

That last one was insane. Gachi winning. I mean, that's like a movie, dude. I think it will be a movie, but I keep re-watching. Gachie's walking. That is so sick. Bro, he starts in the Oval Office. He's like reading the Declaration of Independence or whatever is on the wall there.

And then it shows him walking out. Such an epic walkout. I thought that was so badass that they got to walk out to the White House. I mean, but just like the American is the underdog. It's being fought at the White House against Ilya, Teporia, whatever is, wherever he's from. And yeah, you know, so kind of the foreigner, but he's the favorite. He's never lost before. And Justin's like the older fighter.

He's not favored at all. And he ends up just beating the brakes off the guy. Like literally, you beat the shit out of him. His odds were, what, 20%? Yeah, you'd 5x your money if you put. to bet on him. Yeah. I mean, dude, just after seeing that walkout, though, of how legendary it was, and then realizing that he's fighting in front of all of the U.S. troops and military and hearing USA, USA, the whole time, like, do you guys think that he would have won that fight in a different

environment? Yeah, I think he definitely got some, an extra boost of energy. He starts in the Oval Office. He fights in front of... Walks by all the... the presidents. 3,000 U.S. military. Like, everyone there is, like, as patriotic as they get, right? And you're fighting a foreigner. Like, you are essentially representing the United States in this battle. Would he have won if it was a different scenario?

I don't know. He whooped his ass, too. He really did. It was a good fight. It was close. Like, the whole fight was close. It wasn't, but, I mean, it was probably one of the best fights I've ever watched. I would agree.

It's one of the better ones I've seen. years. I mean, they were actually both fighting. They were both hitting each other. It could have gone either way for a lot of it. For at least half of it, if not more. I mean, the whole time through, and it was just exciting. We were, we were standing

up screaming. I mean, we were jumping around at the shop. It was fun. Watching with all the boys. I'm going to say no, Ben. I'm going to say no. You don't think, yeah. I don't think it would have been different. I think it would have been different. He got some extra. He rose to the occasion and his environment, like, brought him up. It's kind of like the home field

advantage. You know, you got a home football game, like, you got more fans, you got the energy. I mean, and they definitely say that's an advantage, so I would imagine in this situation, it's got to be a pretty big advantage. Dude, the Ilya, though, was, like, celebrating the win before he even won. He had, like, a celebratory

dinner. Classic mistake. The night before they fought, he even posted Instagram saying 18 and 0, when he hadn't even won yet. Yeah, that, I mean, that right there, that's a crazy move. I mean, if it worked, if he would have won, he would, like, it would have been like, damn, like, he He's definitely cocky, but I believe he took it down or I can't find it.

But Jake commented on his post that said, and he took it down. He took it down. 18 and 0 and Jake commented right after you had a typo, 17 to 1, got 12,000 likes on it. The whole concept of the fight was pretty insane though. Like just given everything going on and then them having like an outside event with the president there. And did you guys see that the FBI? shut down like a terrorist attack? I figured they had to.

Yeah. What, what happened? They were trying to use like basically drones that could like detonate. They're going to have drones with bombs and then like funnel people into like a, you know, basically like an emergency exit area. Well, they were going to hit a, hit a like a building by the side. So basically they were going to hit somewhere that people had to evacuate out. And then when they were evacuating out, they had snipers set up.

that they were going to like hit people coming out. Who is they? They saw the snipers just like a, they shut them down. Like I don't know. They, they, kind of group.

But like internal? They caught the group and arrested them before the event. I don't think they had even traveled to D.C. yet. Wow. So they like picked them off from. Yeah, there's 24 of them. The one guy's mom turned him in and then they just arrested more people.

Wow. That's how. Yeah. Wow. Because then I'm sure they got his phone and got into his messaging or something and that's crazy. I figured. it had to be an insane high, like high target event.

With it being in the news, it being outside. Absolutely. But also so secure. Yeah. So secure. It was literally in like his house lawn. You know, I mean, that's got to be one of the most secure places ever. You know, it's like one thing if you go to the UFC or the T-Mobile arena or whatever

in Vegas, there's a lot of extra things, but like, the White House. Does like the White House have like a, do they call it like the, golden dome over it, like where it's like completely protected of like air defense. Well, I know like DC is just like a no fly zone. If you're not military, you can't fly over it. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. The flyover was sick. The blue angels and then the other stuff on the side. Bad ass. Yeah. It's in a lifetime type of thing. That's why we, we watched it all the way through. I mean, we started at seven. Didn't finish until 1230. You know, you just sat on the couch the whole time, all the boys. Well, and Travis and the boys out there.

Yeah, exactly. Pretty sick. Him forming the Avengers of Motocross, legends. I mean, having Brian Deegan there. Twitch. You know, it's interesting when he started making those calls. You know how, like, he ran into Dana, was it at another fight or wherever it was? And he could proposes it.

It seemed very informal. And then he's like, I see him making his first call. I think it was marketing genius is what it was. I don't think anything about that. That's what I'm getting at. Yeah. He makes his call to like, Twitch and it just, it all seemed so informal and then it was actually like this huge thing and they

they'd probably been planning it for months. No, I don't think so. No, well, I think it was Travis saw him. I think it was completely last minute. Okay. And Dana was like, oh, this would be sweet. Let's do it. That's how it felt. One of the calls, I can't remember who it was to, maybe Jeremy McGrath, but I think he like made the call like, oh, this is happening like this weekend. But then I think I saw some footage of like prior like hit some of those guys like getting practice on the ramps and stuff. I mean, maybe only weeks, but I mean a lot of those calls were coming out. Like this is happening in four days for, yeah. I mean, we need you this weekend. Yeah, I think the calls were maybe more set up. But what Ben's saying is like when Travis asked Dana, I think that was more out on

just like he was passing by him. I was like, what do you think about this? Like it was just a crazy right. But I'm just saying all those guys definitely that we're riding, we're like hitting the ramps and like, Yeah, I think everyone agrees with you on that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but I mean, so cool, dude. Cool for them, too, to get to ride it in the White House long. Dirt bikes, baby. Yeah, that's insane.

The whole scenario is insane. Like CJ said, it's never going to happen again. It's a once in a lifetime. Spenny just goes, why didn't I get the invite? Because you're Canadian, buddy. Yeah, you're not American. Well, they let non-American fighters, so honestly, I don't know why you didn't get the invite. How far were they jumping?

If anybody would have jumped into flat. 75. Do you hit 75? I haven't hit it. He could do it. He would. He did it without the bag landing and just send it to flat. I'd go to flat if I had to. If the strano was there.

What if Shred 80 got the invite? Yo, we need some three-wheeler entertainment here. He'd let off the throttle last second and go halfway. Yeah, he'd let off the throttle and then endo over the ramp. He'd come in so hot, just revving, dumping three gears, and then right before the ramp, just swimming the brakes. My throttle came disconnected. I don't know what happened. He'd tuck a corner making the turn. turn for the rant.

Yeah. Do a front flip. He ran back Dr. David in his last video. I didn't see any. I know. I asked him. I was like, Gab,

are you sure this is a good idea? Like, have you been training? Like, are you ready for this? Like, this is a big moment. Dude,

David put a punishing to him. He kind of just has more skills. Well, geez, right? Don't do them like that. Establish this. Gavin's the best three-wheel rider in the world. He's the best at crashing.

But, like, when it comes to skills, Dr. David's got a pocket, both pockets full of them. Ken, am I supposed to be doing something back here? You're supposed to be Googling the shit out of everything we say. Your legs are supposed to be wider, and your shorts are supposed to be hung up. Giving you guys a show?

Yeah. Like, are these buttons good? Do you actually... Put some headphones on. You got to adjust them every once in a while, but... You should be checking that. Yeah, you should be listening to all audios and then mixing it. Which I know you love a DJ booth, bud.

Oh, I'll get up here. I might mess more shit up. Just basically leave them where they're at. They're good for what we're doing. today. Don't push any. Actually, those are muted, so you're fine. How do I turn them up? Don't push any of those. I was going to say maybe for everybody's sake, don't do anything. Yeah, probably don't, but like a child could do it.

Come on, give us a joke, kid. Gavin's the best three-wheeler rider in the world. That was funny. That's actually lit. Sorry, God. You got Evan there. True. Ken, you've kind of been slacking.

Holy crap. Dude, this is a new, oh my God, this is my zone now. Not that we would spam it, but I would love to load the soundboard with hilarious sounds and then use them. Micah did put a custom sound on one of those. I forget which one it is. You needed an aha-ha on that board. Yes, yes, we do. That'd be awesome.

I don't know. I go back and forth on soundboards and podcasts. Yeah, Mike, it'll cringe. You got to use it sparingly. Okay, let me see what else I'm working with here, though. Oh, I forgot I loaded that one on there too. Okay. All right, okay.

You got to lay the land now? You're good to go back there? What we should do is everyone should take their phone case off and we should run it, no phone case, and see how long until someone breaks their phone. That's honestly a fun game. Bad idea. Yeah, it is a bad idea for whoever ends up with a broken phone,

but we should do it. We all got to run no phone case until your shit breaks. That's so funny. This is just the thing between whoever wants to hop in, on it. We'll see how long we can make it. So I'm in. All right, I'm in. The loser gets a broken phone. What does the winner get? You already broken, Ben? Yeah.

I'm already broke. Oh, disqualified. I'm already broken too. You just got a new one, bud. Not yet. It's not downstairs. I have to get a new one, so I'm actually chilling. Why's yours? Because my ports blow it out. There you go. I got to wait until the new iPhone comes up.

Mine's actually fully cooked. Yeah, yeah. Spenny got pushing a puddle of mud with his broken phone. Who would do that to you, Spend? Kenny. Ken and you? Ken and Evan pushed Spencer into the puddle. Dude, that tabletop was pretty satisfying. The way... It was a good table top. Your shoulder blades went into

the muck. You sunk like 12 inches. I felt bad when I saw your phone was broken. It was like, uh, it was good. Yeah. I just got to let you guys know. You guys got one coming. Ken's like, fuck. Well, boys, I think chef Jen is downstairs making tuna cakes.

Tuna cakes. Yeah, what do you say? Oh, that's that. That's that chef on Instagram that's blowing up right now. Yeah, Chef Jen. She has blown up on Instagram. Chef Jen and background guy are clouded. Background Seboy Guy. Background Seaboy guy is actually clouted right now.

I just went and looked. Should we mention the possibility of doing a Jen cookbook? I told Jen the other day. I was like, yo, I brought it up to her too. You're all clouded up now. You should make a cookbook because like Jen makes meals for us every day pretty much from scratch. Most of these meals that she makes, I've never, I've never had before. I've never seen anywhere else. And I was just like, I don't know. I think that there's a lot of value here because

one, it's healthy. Two, it tastes amazing. And now three, you clouded up, Jen. We could disperse profits between getting her a new kitchen here and then give her some extra profits as well. Yeah, we could work a rev deal. Obviously, she would make money and then any money we make, we'll put it into our kitchen. Our kitchen. you can have a better setup here because boy, it needs it. But I was actually looking, I was chat GPT and how to make a cookbook last night. You need

an introduction, a story, and then meals, and then stories and pictures in between. I think it seems fairly... We got everybody. Check this picture out of Evan, she posted. 37.3,000 likes.

Oh my God. Thirty-seven thousand likes. Evan just sitting here with some full plate of food. Holy shit. It's got a bunch of likes because I'm pretty sure I have a massive set of cannons in this one. Oh yeah. I think it just has to do with Evan's

obviously not why. Food, bro. Evan, hold on. Let me look at something real quick. Because Ken's in that one too. Let me just look at some. Did you get ratioed? Let's just see what, okay, no, you didn't. That's good. What is that?

It doesn't, it's not really getting ratio. Like, let's just say on your Instagram of you doing like something sick, like a wheelie. And then she just posed a picture of you just with a plate of food. you get more likes on a plate of food than doing something cool would be something. There would be something wrong there. But you didn't.

You're good. I love the one of the strawberries. I showed a couple of boys at lunch. One saw a heart and the other saw a butthole. One like a fancy little font. Geez, Jen. I also found out if Jen brings a farm fresh pickled eggs by the dozen, don't eat 11 of them in one sitting.

Who is a sound advice? I think normally one or two is. more than enough for you. You know how much I love them and I have tops three, man. They're so good. Did you have any? There's one left in the jar. I saved it for you. Awesome. Thank you. I'm going to have it right now. I will say this. Adding Jen to the team

has probably been one of our greatest keys to success in the last two years. I'd agree, dude. I look forward to lunch every day. Well, it's just such a good team bonding time every single day. You know that at one o'clock the whole team's coming together.

We'll either sit there and laugh together and tell stories or we'll hash out problems. We've had both. And then also like we used to go to all these different restaurants all over the Cormoran area at different times during the day. And we just like, it would like eat up like three hours of everyone's time from going at separate times. So I think it just, it's been good getting everyone together. And on that note, let's go eat. Don't forget, we still have our three muscle car giveaway going on. Mustang GT350, Camero Z-L-1 and a Hellcat SRT wide body. Seeboystv.com, every $5 you spend gets you one entry. Thank you, Kenjimino.

It's a red eye. Red eye, hell cat, yeah. Sorry, these headphones are going out. Oh, that's the reason you miss. He can't hear himself. I was getting really tripped out with this. So go check that out. See, boys, TV.com.

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