Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Spensers Injury Recovery, Ben & CJ's ACCIDENTAL FIRE, & Kens New Employee
Episode Date: April 7, 2026In todays episode we are Joined by our best bud Spenser Wilton, after his 7 month recovery from his hand injury, he talks the grueling recovery he had, and how he recovered so quickly, getting back on... the bike and more. We then dive into Ben & Cj starting a fire and putting it out, meeting Mexican OT and Yelawolf, Ken hiring a driver, Paying for sunlight, untold stories of Australia with Gavin, Ken having roommates and his latest Injury, Tiger woods, going to the moon, and more. Enjoy! Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/CBOYS #rulapod Head to https://www.tryfum.com/WIDEOPEN to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! Start your business with northwestregisteredagent.com/WideOpenFree To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV
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Welcome back, Spenny.
I actually hate Spenny as a name.
Oh, really?
Dude, I've always hated it.
And you're like locked in.
I have to own it.
Ben and I might be honorary firefighters.
They were like surprised and impressed that we were able to put it out and stop it.
Getting better was my full-time job.
Doctors told me you're not going to be doing anything for six months.
You're not going to be using your hand for six months.
You're probably maybe never going to get feeling back for three years.
And I mean, I literally four months.
months I was riding dirt bikes riding sleds.
Hey, are you actually good after I almost ran you over today?
You, yes, Evan, no.
We honestly should just replace them.
Replace what?
Those chairs.
Well, we just spent all the budget on a rug.
Can't be putting in new chairs, dude.
Budgets are getting cutter on here.
Holy moly.
How much was this rug?
I know, like I said last pot, I mean, probably three figures.
Oh, yeah.
And also, this sweet-ass sign.
Yeah, check that out.
How much was it signed?
Like $75?
I think that was three figures as well.
Low three figures.
Three figures.
Was the wrong low or high three figures?
Very low, very low.
You know, times have been tight around here, Spenny, but we're making it work,
and we just want to welcome you back, brother.
Welcome back.
Welcome back, Spenny.
Good to have them.
Our Canadian buddy Spenny dropped into town yesterday.
He heard that we were building a dirt bike track out of things that shouldn't build a dirt bike track.
And this guy never misses an opportunity to ride dirt bike on places that it shouldn't be.
Straight out of recovery, straight to, straight to ripping bikes.
You act like you haven't been ripping back at home and down under you've been ripping.
True.
Dude, it's been, it's been seven months since we've hung out last.
Seven months since the injury?
Seven months since the injury.
And seven months since we've hung out.
That is insane.
I mean, we hit a little New Year's.
You know what, it did feel like that, Swanny.
It feels like I haven't seen you.
In the long time.
I know.
It's been, I mean, the last time you guys saw me, I was all Tylenol threeed out and slinged up.
So.
Different vibe for sure.
Yeah, you look a little bit different.
I do.
Last time I saw you.
I lost some weight.
Been slimming down.
Really?
You needed to.
Because we had to get you from those 28 waistpants down to.
I'm trying to get down to like 26s.
Yeah, 26.
No, I did.
I lost some weight from the surgery just because I didn't eat for three days in the hospital.
And then.
But I'm getting it back now.
I'm packing it back on and getting active.
I do want to talk about what you've been doing while you're home,
but I think we should clarify why you haven't been here.
One is due to Calgary has insane physical therapy options for you, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, so it's just like I've got to be in Canada, do my physio, get back,
and then come back and forth and keep ripping in the videos.
Number two is what?
You can't get like a green car.
You can only stay for so long.
So you would have had to go home at some point in that.
that number three is we've been working on a visa for since long before you left we started this
visa application process a year ago about probably year in a couple weeks and the worst part is is that's a
pretty common yeah seems like it was probably the best best scenario but it definitely has
sucked having you gone for this long and don't want to seem like oh now you're better you
come back you know but you were now are ready to come back so yeah especially with the weather and
stuff.
Like, you don't really want to burn up those, like, cold-ass Minnesota days.
Now you're kind of coming back at prime time.
I know, I mean.
You can go on, you know, it's going to warm up.
It'll be enjoyable around here.
That's the thing, too, like.
Snowing today again.
Getting hurt definitely sucks, but I'm happy that it was through the winter.
And that, like, I got the whole biking season ahead of me now, which is, like, I mean,
after the surgery, I didn't do anything for probably two and a half three months.
Like, I had a good three-month window.
So, like, Christmas to,
January. I pretty much did nothing. Literally just like physio three times a day, driving back and
forth to doctor's appointments, getting like x-rays, getting ultrasounds, like literally just a
full-time physio. What's three times a day look like? You're hitting physio harder than anybody,
like harder than some people's full-time job. Dude, literally getting better was my full-time job. So I would
wake up like 7 a.m. I would drive out to a friend's property and they have a hyperbaric chamber.
I would lay in their hyperbaric chamber for like one to three hours, just like take a nap.
I just like literally it's crazy.
You get into the hyperbaric chamber.
You zip it up and it blows oxygen and it gets like super expanded.
Pressurized.
Pressurized.
And you're just in this chamber and your ears pop like you're on an airplane and stuff and you just lay in there.
So I'd go in there, laying there for a couple hours.
And then I'd get in the car, drive the car and realize I'm in a sling.
Like I'm fully slinged one-handed.
living one-handed for like two, three months.
Get in the car, drive over to a physiologist,
and they were working on my elbow and my shoulder
and my back, my upper back to help get the blood flow down into my wrist.
And then, yeah, hit that guy,
and then I had this company from Europe send me this, like,
physical therapy machine.
And they use it on horses, and it helps rebuild tendons and ligaments.
and I had cut the eight tendons.
So they sent it and it's like a big box and you turn it on and it kind of just goes like
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, and sends up magnetic pulse into the injury to help it rebuild
the muscle tissue and rebuild all the scar and tissue and kind of just help you get better quicker.
So I'd hit that three times a day for 20 minutes, but it was at my house so I could just hit it
at my house.
And then every single night my girlfriend was giving me peptides, which was still a pain in the ass because
it took like a couple minutes for her to do that and get the needle and you got to inject it in your stomach.
So I was hitting peptides like literally just every minute of the day I felt like I was doing something to get my hand better.
It was like such a pain in the ass.
But I mean it worked obviously because doctors told me you're not going to be doing anything for six months.
You're not going to be using your hand for six months.
You're probably maybe never going to get feeling back for three years.
And I mean I literally four months I was riding dirt bikes, riding slugs.
riding sleds. I had done like, within the fourth month of recovering, I had road bikes,
sledded, ski, snowboard, mountain biking. Like, I'm like pretty much fully back. Still can't feel my
hand, but I'm doing stuff again, which is nice. That's what takes three years to get that feeling back.
So yeah, so the feeling is the problem. Like, I don't have feeling. So, I mean, today we were filming
and it was cold and I was riding pit bikes and I was wearing a motel glove and then a mitt over my hand
just to keep my fingers warm the whole day.
And that's the damaged nerve end?
Nerve damage.
So I cut the median nerve and then I cut eight tendons.
I was even going to the hospital.
I'd go to the hospital two times a week
after I got my cast off
and the lady would like massage my wrist
and she was like, dude,
I remember even calling you guys,
it was hilarious.
Like the first couple months,
I remember getting the cast off
and I was like was moving my fingers like this much.
And I was like, guys, look, I like,
I'm moving my fingertips
because I didn't even know how it was going to,
to end either like you don't know well there was you know i'd talk to you like every other day yeah and so i would
see like the progression of it and it was like for the first two months you were pretty like felt pretty
good about it like oh i feel like i'm making pretty good progress like this and then there was like a lull
where it was like a month i hit a month of just dead air just like dude i'm not progressing
yeah i don't think i'm ever going to like literally to ride a bike again so i went from like
feeling good like oh he's getting better he's getting better to being like oh fuck i know it was scary
and then it was like a week later you were like oh yeah no i got cleared to ride a dirt bike next week so
or i got cleared to like take my cast off so i'm gonna try and ride a dirt bike at at the end of it something
what the doctor say he said something like you can use your hand and then you were like well yeah
i'll ride dirt bikes then yeah it was funny my doctor so i had three doctors that were working on me i had
two physiotherapy doctors and then I had one wrist specialist that was at the hospital so I would see
all three of them and they were all giving me their opinions. They're of course like they're like old
ladies like by the book kind of deal so I remember getting the cast off and I had I had like a month
of hand physio and then the doctor came in the one day and she's like yeah so I think you're probably
good to like start doing stuff and I was like oh like what do you mean and stuff because I had
already gone out skiing like five times in snowboarding and she's like well you can start like using
your hand so i was like okay and then that's when i went sledding for the first time with turkot and
uh that was the scariest thing i'm like not that good on a sled and that was my first thing to do
i know that was my first ride back but mike was in town and stuff and i wanted to hit the i wanted
to get out so i kind of just jumped in two feet into the deep end and you did great
honestly did good yeah last time like i'd really talk to you you'd barely moving them and
And then when you pulled up, this is shortly after New Year's, you basically were like,
you're like, oh, I'm good.
Like, I can grab a glass and all this.
And it was, it was just good.
Yeah, it was like weird progression, though.
There was a month where, like, the only thing I could do is pick a tennis ball up.
I couldn't squeeze it, but I could just pick it up off the table.
It's like a claw machine.
Yeah, literally grabs it.
And even now, like, I'm still, yes, I'm riding and stuff, and I'm, like, doing stuff and
having fun, but there's still some things that I'm still struggling with.
So I'm still, like, I'm still ripping physio pretty hard and pretty much, like, every
day I'm I got a cup like one of those cupping things that you put on your back and I put the
cup on it and help massage the tissue because there's still a bunch of still a bunch of scar tissue on
there there's a lot of scar tissue. So I'm still massaging it but like do that again you can see the
scar tissue move yeah but you definitely it's it's a lot smaller than it was it's a lot smaller than
it was I mean it was huge before so it's getting it's getting so much better and I'm just happy
that I like can get on a bike and I still struggle to tie my shoes and stuff and like
do my jacket, like pinching small things, but as long as I can hold a grip and crank my
hog, I'm good.
Dude, it's such a miraculous recovery.
What did you say back there?
A couple guys excited behind the camera.
You just said you had a problem pinching small things, so I didn't know.
Didn't know what I was testing at all?
Yeah, interfered with your personal.
When he's trying to pee.
Yeah.
You know, one thing I will say, all those specialists and, like, modalities, would you call them?
not available in Cormoran.
So I'm really happy you were
back home for that.
Out of all those, I guess,
therapies that you tried, was there any
of them that made the biggest difference?
Like, where you're like, wow, this made, like,
noticeably seemed to do more than others,
like the hyperbaric or...
I think the peptides helped the most, honestly.
Yeah, once I... I was kind of scared to take them.
Like, it's not a drug,
but, like, just, like, injecting something
into your body is, like, a little bit...
I mean, it's not insane.
People do it, but it's just like, I mean, I've just always been a full-blown athlete.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
It's kind of gnarly.
Like, it is.
There's so many.
She's got to give you the shot.
I'm not actually super familiar with peptide.
Yeah.
I'm not either.
What kind of peptides were they?
So, I mean, people, and I'm sure there's so many people that are going to ask what it was,
because when I first posted that, I was hurt, I had, like, over a thousand DMs of people telling me to try TB 500 and BPC 157,
which is what I was doing.
Basically, it's just amino acids and you inject it and then they go in and they help basically like tell your body that it's injured and it needs to keep healing.
So it just heals it quicker.
From what my understanding is, I'm not a health professional.
I'm not telling you to go do them.
But like I think the peptides really helped a lot.
And I mean, just like using it as much as possible, like the doctors told me to do physio and I did the physio and more.
Like I did more than what you're supposed to do.
So that's why.
You were just constantly trying to push it.
Constantly, yeah.
Without going too far?
Yeah.
Was it tough where you're like, I don't want to push it too far because then it sets me back?
Was that an issue?
Yeah, there was day.
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, even now, like, if I hang on monkey bars, it kind of sketches me out, like, because
it's so tight in there and I just know that everything was cut fully in half.
I'm, like, scared that they're going to, like, break loose or, I don't know, just not be good.
I'm just imagining you on.
monkey bars enough to have to be in the year. What's supposed to just say? Like, how often are you
ripping the monkey bars? Well, I mean, what you mean? I was at the gym. I was just putting
that in perspective, but going to the gym and like you're doing like a pull-up. I was playing around
at the gym with a pull-up bar and I was like not really able to hold my full weight. Like I couldn't
hold my weight of my body. It kind of hurt a little bit. It hurt my fingers. So there's like some small
things. Like I'm still getting obviously better, but we're good enough to ride. How much do you think
our Fortnite Physio helped?
I mean, dude, that lot.
Me and Ryan played so many hours of Fortnite.
We really did.
It was easy if we could chat.
Yeah, we were talking.
And then you were talking about how it actually helps because you're moving your hands.
Moving my fingers without looking.
There was like some funny moments, dude.
There's some funny moments.
One of, like one funny moment I was eating a bag of chips and I like wasn't looking.
I put my hand in and I pulled it out and went like this and there was no chips in my fingers
because I couldn't, I can't feel it.
And then there was another funny moment where I was skiing and I had a,
a copy cup in my glove and I like went over to the garbage and I like went like that to like
throw it into the garbage but I didn't look and I and then I like went later and I like put my hand
on my side and the cup was still in my fingers and I didn't know I was like dude this is I was like
this is ridiculous like how am I going to live my life like this but then it just keep getting
better and better and better and just more physio and using it and kind of just massaging it and
always just like literally now I'm always playing with it like because it still is so tight and my
fingers want to be like that's the comfy spot for my fingers and when I go like that I got to like
work for it and it feels like my fingers are super tight right here so now I'm like always trying to
keep my fingers straight and I'm just like literally always playing with it it's kind of bothers me
it doesn't really bother me but it does bother me a little bit for sure like when I'm sleeping it
it's just always on my mind because I just can't feel it so I'm like I'm always thinking about it
it's weird literally wondering what that hand is up to I'm just wondering what it's doing it's
weird. It's always on my mind, but, dude, I'm so stoked to be back hanging with the boys,
and we had an epic day filming today. That was fun, dude. Oh, it was so fun. It's like you didn't
skip. It turned out so good. It's like you didn't miss a beat, dude. It felt good. Like, we were just
like right back to it. It felt so good, dude. I just don't think it could have gone any better
today. Like, everything worked perfect. No one crashed. Is it a beautiful thing? No major setbacks.
It didn't break. Yeah, like, where it was like a pain in the ass. It was like a pain in the ass. It was
like an easy fix and yeah
it just was cool good to be back
it was fun we spenny i didn't even know
you were coming yesterday
i was trying to keep it a secret
this is on me but i forgot to tell ken that it was a secret
and then ken fucked it up and told everyone
and then i was like ken what are you doing and he was like
you never told me it was a secret
which i didn't is um ken said it so proud
at lunch too he's like who spenny's coming tomorrow
like he said it's so proud i was like hey i can't wait to see you
i can't wait to see you tomorrow and then what do you
I just wasn't in the loop that, oh, this is a secret that can't be told.
I was kind of just assumed that it was, you know, just a normal, hey, Spenny's coming down.
Ken, how many surprises?
I was thinking about this after.
I was like, how many, like, surprises have you just spoiled throughout your life?
Because it's been a lot.
Say, in the last two years.
I don't know.
I'm asking you.
It seems like a lot.
I mean, in the last two years, I'd say one.
And this is that.
Nice.
Not bad.
I mean, no shot.
There's no shot.
Name them then.
Dude, I don't even know what I did last weekend.
So I don't keep track of these.
I've made a conscious effort.
If it's made aware that it's a surprise that I do not, I just.
It's true.
Honestly,
you know it was a problem previously.
It definitely have been better.
He has made a conscious effort towards it.
Like with my car,
everyone else knows what kind of car I got.
That's true.
I don't know.
As soon as I'm talking about it,
Ken covers up his ears and he walks out of the room.
Like, he doesn't.
There's been.
He doesn't even want to be downwind from the news and accidentally hear it.
Other people actually came up and said, oh, are you excited to see Ben's car?
I'm trying to stay away from that.
And now I'm going to stay away from you, Ken.
Well, no, like, Tint, Tinto spoiled it for me.
Not only.
He told me exactly what it is.
I'm like, God damn it, Tint.
Now, Ken, just goes on air.
All right, I haven't done an Instagram or Facebook live in a while, but I got something on my chest that I need to say.
You need to jump on here and just tell you guys something.
Dude, that's the very, whenever people do that,
it's like the very millennial way.
Like, it's kind of cringy.
Don't get on Instagram.
I guess if you're like our age and go,
hey guys, just wanted to jump on here real quick.
It's just an immediate tell that you're like kind of an old head.
Yeah, I'm going to click off.
You're already there.
People already know you're on there.
You don't have to say I'm just going to jump on here real quick.
You know, Mike, maybe it's a nice breaker for him.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, I don't hate it.
It's just a word of advice.
Yeah.
Well, in other news, Ben and I might be honorary firefighters after what happened this weekend.
Yeah, what the heck's up with that?
I heard there was explosive involved.
I heard people were angry.
Who?
You said the firefighters were a little terse at you.
Okay, maybe one of them was.
But other than that, they were pretty nice.
So anyways, all.
They were saying you were acting insolent, benevolent.
Did they say that?
Absolutely out of control.
Insulin and benevolent.
I have no.
I don't know if I've ever heard those words.
It sounds bad.
I haven't heard them either, but it sounds bad.
You don't want someone to say that about you.
But anyway, so Ben and I, we were shooting at our buddy's range.
He's got, like, a bunch of, like, irons and stuff that you can target so you can shoot.
We'd been there a while, and we were, you know, just nailing them.
And Ben was like, well, so we shoot something else?
I got a little bit of tanner, right?
He pulls out, like, this tiny little thing of tanner, right?
One pound.
And I'm like, yeah, sure.
So he whips it up.
He goes and sets it in the snow.
over there.
Oh, in the snow.
It's sitting there.
And he starts shooting it.
He shoots it first or second.
There's probably a second shot.
And it blows up.
And it's like the lamest firework.
Normally, like, when we used to do it back in the day,
we'd have so much.
It was just like,
like it looked like a lame child's
firework.
And we both turn and look at each other and go,
wow, that was crazy.
That was crazy.
And then next thing I know,
like 10 seconds that I go,
oh shit.
There's a fire.
By the time we're there, it has literally expanded up a ridiculous amount.
And my fiancee Alexis was there recording.
Yeah.
So it was like kind of in the corner set up.
And it blows up.
And it must have sparked the side of the bank over here.
So it's like this shooting lane.
You know, it's got all these targets set up.
And this bank has grass over there.
Well, I didn't think it was quite that dry.
Turns out it was very dry.
Like there's still mud on the ground.
There's still snowbank.
And there was very, very dry grass that caught on fire.
And it probably went from, you know, of foot by foot.
Oh, here we go.
To...
Wow, that's going fast.
In a matter of six seconds, it went up the entire hill.
Wow, that climb a bank fast.
Oh, my gosh.
I was panicking.
And I'm sitting here stomping the shit out of this thing.
Dude, that climbed the bank so fast.
And then at the top of the bank, there was even more grass.
It just starts spreading this way.
I'm trying to stomp it out.
Was not working.
Then CJ gets up there.
Dude, I melted my rubber.
Well, I, I,
I shouldn't say melted, but they got so fucking hot.
I had to go and change my boots into shoes.
But we were just stomping.
We were stomping.
We were doing everything we can.
Probably 25, 30 minutes.
It's at this point after I see how fast it spread up the hill that I was just like,
oh, we're cooked.
He calls a fire.
He gets on the phone.
I go, Alex, call the fire department.
She calls the fire department.
I just hear, where are we?
I was like, give me the phone.
So I run down.
That's when she went back to recording because initially she was recording the one part.
Then she stopped.
starts calling the fire department.
I run down.
I get the phone from Alex.
And I'm talking to the dispatch lady.
And she's like, all right, where are you?
And keep in mind, we're at our friends land.
I didn't know exactly the address of it.
We have no water.
We have no tools.
We don't have a skidsterer.
I saw a lot of people like,
why don't you just grab the skidster and put out?
I'm like, no, it was literally in the middle of a field.
In the middle of a field.
And this wasn't our property.
I don't even think you would have had time to get the skids.
If I would have gone anywhere,
it's going so.
We wouldn't have been stomping.
So then we figured out, though, that if you hit it with your shirt, I started a hauling up and use your shirt.
And it worked way better.
So if anyone out there, if something starts on fire and you're sitting there stomping on, say it's grass or whatever, take your shirt off and just whack the shit out of it.
If we wouldn't have discovered the shirt method, we would be cooked.
So I'm on the phone with this lady, right?
And she's like, well, where are you?
I'm trying to figure out.
So I'm on my phone trying to, like, look at the maps.
figure out the closest address to it, right?
So I'm talking to this lady.
I'm trying to get the location of it, and she's like, how bad is the fire?
And I'm like, it's really not bad right now because it slowed down.
It spreads super quickly to the top of the bank.
And then it just like slowly started spreading from there.
So I was like, it's really not bad right now, but there's a massive field next to us.
And if it hits that field, I don't know what's going to happen.
Like, I don't know how fast it's going to go.
So she's like, what are you doing right now?
And I'm like, trying to put the fire out.
And she's like, sir, you need to stop.
You need to get away from the flames.
Like, what?
You can't get hurt.
You can't get hurt.
And I'm like, I'm like, okay, I'm lying to her as I'm still trying to stop it out.
That's what Alex was telling me too.
She's like, babe, we need to stop.
We don't have any water.
If one of us catch it on fire, I'm like, keep stomping.
I'm yelling at Ben.
So.
And then she just goes, there's a line.
She just goes, I can't.
I'm in all fleets.
I heard that.
I heard that.
And I just go, not you.
I keep stopping.
I heard that.
That was funny.
So I get off the phone.
I'm like, this isn't bad right now, but it might be, right?
And I tell the dispatch lady that.
And so she's got, you know, fire department on its way.
CJ is then at this point yelling at me, start hitting it with your shirt.
Meanwhile, like me and Alex are on the other side of the bank, throwing snow at it still.
And the snow was actually working pretty good.
But I take my shirt off, then I start slapping it.
And then as I'm slapping the shit out of it,
CJ's running to the other side going,
keep slapping it, Ben.
I just hear Alex, CJ's girlfriend, go,
it's always something with you too.
Not the time, huh?
So when I'm replaying everything that happened,
it's like Alex's little moments of like her little comments.
She was making like my,
and then she goes,
my shoes.
Oh my gosh.
Her commentary was hilarious.
Wait, can you guys pull up the picture of you two at the end of this?
We successfully put this fire out.
This is how it always goes.
We're slapping the shit out of it.
We got it out.
We probably put the fire department.
Right there, this one.
The CJ looks like he went to war and you looked like you watched from the truck.
Yeah.
Well, I had a black shirt on so it didn't have quite the same effect.
CJ's dirty and like he's got like dirt on it or smoke on his face and you look fine.
It was an insane workout.
Like that was the hardest workout I've had and I mean, I love working out.
We go all the time.
Hardest work because, I mean, I was panicking.
Panicking,
Pari-panicking around,
fucking swinging,
and then just,
it was a full body workout.
Dude,
I was coughing for,
like, were you coughing that night?
Like,
it was insane.
Yeah.
So,
honestly,
we put the fire out.
CJ and I are walking around,
like,
holy shit,
I can't believe
we just put that out
successfully.
And then I go,
well,
I could probably call the fire
department and tell them
to turn around.
I call the fire department.
Hey,
uh,
just talked to you guys.
Yeah,
had a fire.
Turns out,
we're good.
Put it out.
And they were like,
like, well, we already got the trucks on their way.
And I was like, tell them to turn around.
We're all good.
Classic.
And they were like, well, we better just show up just to make sure.
That's really not how things work.
I was like, all right.
So 10 minutes later, we hear the sirens coming.
And they're coming down the road.
And they miss the turn that I tell them to take.
So I hop in my car.
And I ripped down to the gravel road.
And I like kind of bobbing weave around the fire trucks to get to the front.
I'm like, hey, it's back.
that way, it's in the field, but it's out.
Yeah.
And they were like,
I'm probably looking for a fire too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no smoke at this point.
Yeah.
I'm like,
it's back there,
but like it's out and it was out 20 minutes ago.
This guy's like looking at me and he's like,
well, go tell Jerry that or something.
So I'm like, okay,
I'll go tell Jerry.
So I drive up to Jerry and I go,
hey,
are you Jerry?
And he goes,
yeah.
How do you know my name?
I go,
the fire is back down the road that way.
But it's out.
It's been out for like 20 minutes.
You guys are good.
And the guy was like, where?
Yeah, go down the road, first left, drive straight.
It's in the field.
But it's out.
The guy looks at me and goes, take me to it.
All right.
You can't tell a fireman that it's good.
It's there.
Yeah, I mean, I'm happy they came and checked it out.
That's funny.
So I was like, okay.
Well, the reason I guess I said that is like there's like four different trucks,
like pickup trucks.
Oh, shit.
And then like the fire trucks, right?
So I was like, I was like, don't worry about taking all the rigs out here.
Yeah, it's out in the field, right?
Yeah, it was like minimum maintenance out to a field and then up a hill.
I wouldn't even say minimum maintenance.
It was just a field, right?
So they, so I flip around and they're following me.
And I take a left and they take a right.
Oh, my gosh.
I was like, oh, maybe they're not coming.
They decided they're going.
And so I like sit and wait and they like start driving down the road.
I'm like, what the heck.
So I flip around and I drive back up and they're like stopping a stop sign.
And the guy hops out and he comes up to me and he goes,
thought you were going to wait.
I was like, I went left and you guys went right.
And so me and this firefighter are clearly not.
We are not on the same page here.
Was this a DNR one?
No, nope.
So this guy is in the fire truck, right?
And now he's got to like turn it around.
And I go, look, it's back this way.
Do you want to just hop in with me just to very?
verify that it's good.
And he goes, no.
I'm not hopping in that little car.
I was thinking Ben was in his focus.
I was like, I'm not riding that little jelly bean.
So I go, okay, all right.
They must need to bring the fire truck to the scene in case they want to spray it down.
I was like, okay, it makes sense.
I get that.
He hops in his fire truck.
I turn around, start going this way, and I'm waiting at the hill, right?
He hops in and leaves.
And I was like, did I miss the whole?
conversation that we just had.
Did he end it with,
all right, maybe you are good?
So he goes that way.
And then, like, one of the other, like,
pickup trucks just follows me back there.
So I was like, okay,
maybe they are gonna just send one.
And, uh, yeah,
then we proceed to get up there
and like a couple guys walk around.
And they were very impressed with me
and CJ's work.
They were like, that's awesome.
They were.
They were really nice.
I mean, they weren't, like,
they weren't given us any medals.
But they were like,
you guys put this out with your show.
shirts and we're like yes well in our boots but yeah they were like surprised and impressed that we
were able to put it out and stop it with how dry it was they're like the one guy was just like i can't
believe you two are able to put this out especially because you can see when you see all the black
areas you're kind of like wow a lot burned yeah you would think it was like worse it was like
a ground fire for like most of it yeah and it was like pretty small but it yeah it looked like
it was gnarlier but that's some serious r and d on the seboy's shirts i mean
Oh, yeah, dude.
Like, CJ full, like, pull up that photo of you with the shirt on.
Yeah.
Full on didn't even put a hole in the shirt and it's still wearable.
Dude, I see.
That's still a good shirt.
Hey, we have over the last, what, three years made sure that our merch, it's not a merch, it's not a merch, but our t-shirts, our hoodies is like premium and quality.
And we always have.
We always have.
Dude, shout out.
Well, now we're really up there, though.
But when I, when I saw, you know, we saw a couple snaps of it, I was like.
How did they start a fire?
It's that dry, I guess.
They were just shooting.
Yeah, I wish it would have been from, like, hitting the target and it sparked and then it started it.
That would have been way more.
Like, I get it.
It was stupid of us.
It was stupid.
And Evan proceeds to send us, like, the fire report of the whole state and was like,
did you guys not know that we're in, you know, level yellow?
I didn't.
I was like, Ev.
I didn't.
The only reason I...
I don't check that shit every day.
The only reason I knew that is because I was having a little.
fire and cousin Joe goes you can't be having a fire right now there's a fire band oh all right
you know there wasn't it wasn't a fire band because i was asking you know the the guys like did show up then
and then kick around and make sure that it was all good it's enclosed campfires only but no other
open no no no yeah and they were cool and obviously i was like an accident yeah i was like
dude like you know we didn't try and do this i explained how it happened and they were just like
That one D&R officer did kind of crack a joke.
Like it was a funny joke.
A little bit of a jab.
He goes, last year it was crackheads.
This year's C-boys.
Starting fire.
I go crack-heads, C-boys.
We're getting compared to that low now.
But it was funny.
They go, how'd you start?
And I told him.
And one of the guy goes,
I thought you couldn't start fires with Tannerite.
Because that's apparently like their thing.
That's like their thing.
Yeah.
I didn't think that.
Like jokingly, he said that.
Yeah.
We just didn't think it was going to start a fire.
I don't know.
Yeah.
He just weren't really, probably weren't thinking.
And that's the truth.
No, it was dumb.
I mean, I guess a PSA to everyone.
I'm sure most people think, but think about it more.
Tannerite is very flammable.
And so is dry grass.
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Damn.
We should just like every vehicle we have,
have a fire extinguisher in.
Yeah.
Like for the shit that we do
and how fast a fire can spread like that.
And a medical kit.
Mike's way ahead of that.
And a medical kit.
And a medical kit.
We need medical kits all around in this place.
We do.
We now we placed like stop the bleach.
turnicits and all the...
Yeah, someone sent us a bunch after...
Did they actually?
Yeah.
So we've got them everywhere now.
Dude, that's a good thing to have.
I mean...
I don't know.
Apparently, like, word is starting to spread after CJ's story.
Like, everyone I see now goes,
A, the firefighters.
Yeah, I put it on my Snapchat story.
Dude, there actually were, like,
they must have been firefighters that watch,
and they're like, we should be hiring you guys.
Or, you know, like, I didn't respond, but I'm assuming they were like...
You know, we're not looking for work.
But, dude, the thing I got to see.
say is like, man, being a firefighter is a gnarly.
It is, dude.
Turns out you don't need to fight water, fight a fire with water.
You can just buy Seboys shirt and use that.
Spat it out, I guess.
Yeah, we-Cebus.com.
You know, I might have to put a disclaimer on that in the description of the product.
Not actually.
Not actually.
The shirts are also flammable at a certain degree.
They're not fire retardant.
When I was driving to D.L. last fall or something like that, there was a ditch fire.
Some guy said that.
They said,
Oh, they remember me.
They brought that up because he goes, yeah, the fire that you guys had last time that the, like,
cop showed up to or whatever.
And I was like, you got to be more specific than that.
I was like, in our yard.
He was like, no.
And I was like, field?
Yeah.
No.
And he was like in the, in like the ditch, like the car that you guys ran up.
And I was like, oh, yeah, that was one of my other partners.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was putting that one out with my shoes and my, I, I didn't think of the shirt.
I should have thought of that.
But yeah, we had a whole.
Whole squad of people, some lady, some old lady called the cops for us.
It's pretty, it's scary.
Fire is scary.
When it's spreading uncontrollably, like, oh, fuck.
Like, I guess we, we kind of play with fire a lot, and we don't take it very seriously.
But when it starts spreading fast and getting out of control and you're just like,
there's nothing I can do to stop this, that is when it gets scary.
Mike plays with fire more than most.
He loves his vehicle.
He's always playing with fire.
I've always been a bit of a pyro.
That was actually.
my thing when I was growing up, it would be like,
go to the woods, build a fire, build a fort,
play in the river, and then I would start going to the railroad tracks
because right next to my house, and then, like,
they had huge banks, and I would just, like, go, like,
burrow in the side of the bank and just have a fire.
I'm talking about your cars, Mike.
What do you mean huge banks?
Like, like, snow banks from when it going by?
No, no, no, no, no. Just, like, imagine, like,
if the train tracks have to go this way,
and they have to, instead of going over a giant hill,
they just go through it.
So it's got these huge banks.
So I'll just go up onto the top and kind of burrow in and then have a fire.
That's actually kind of lit.
You were digging holes?
Was it like you could, were you kind of in the way of the tracks?
No, no, no.
Like, like, like.
Like, like.
Like, like.
Imagine.
Imagine someone having a fire in a gravel pit and you're on top of the gravel pit.
Kind of like watching from there.
I would have the fire on the top.
Oh, very hobo.
Yeah.
I was just going to say if they, if the train conductor goes by and saw you and your current state,
They're like, oh, yeah, there's a whole bow in the dicks again.
What do they call those?
When they hop on the train, they ride across.
A vagrant?
Train hopping or whatever.
Like, people used to do that all the time back of the day.
Transient.
You'd, like, hop on like a, in the car, and you'd, like, hitch a free ride.
But if they would catch you, they'd stop the train, go back there and fucking beat you up and throw you off.
I don't know why they would do that.
I've seen some.
It was like just get off.
I've seen.
Yeah, I don't know why.
I think they didn't like people getting free rides.
So they'd beat them.
They don't like that.
They don't beat them off.
Some people have like Instagram pages where that's all they do.
They just like hop on trains and ride.
There's a professional.
There's some insane views.
Yeah, dude.
You're back there in the mountains going over this bridge that's like,
that's not accessible any other way.
Yeah.
Dude, you ever seen ARAX video?
He posted probably two, three weeks ago.
But it was, he had a professional train hopper, whatever you want to call.
And they went from somewhere far all the way across to like,
Texas.
Whoa.
Riding on trains.
And where was he hiding?
Like when they would stop.
So like they wouldn't,
they weren't like open cabs.
They would like sit in between them.
It was crazy.
I've always wanted to do that.
That seems sketchy.
Yeah.
He's just on side quest now.
He's like I've broken in every sporting event.
I've done everything.
Might as well ride a train across the country.
I wonder what that looks like as far as like that's super illegal.
Yeah.
He did it.
Dude,
that's crazy.
YouTubers do crazy things.
Remember when Andrew Callahan like crossed the Mexican U.S.
border?
Oh,
in the water.
He like, swimming in the water with.
He's like, I'm going to see what it's like
to illegally cross the border.
And he got, I think he got jammed up a little for that.
But it was a cool video.
Didn't he swallow his SD card?
Oh, no, that was, that was
Vitaly when he was climbing the
Pyramids.
Yeah, he swallowed his SD card.
Because they come to get his camera.
Like he knew they were coming, or he might have shoved
up his hinder. I don't know, but
they'll dig that stuff out, I think.
You might have swallowed it then.
Whoa.
That's dedication to the clip.
Do you think the stomach messes with the SD card?
Imagine how much of a bummer would be.
Maybe put in a condom and then swallowed it.
When your stomach acid is still like dissolved?
Not the rubber.
It's not the rubber.
It doesn't even do corn.
I think that's what they do when you smuggle stuff in the jail or prison is like,
I don't know if they swallow it, but they definitely put it in a condom.
People definitely like swallow pills and like bring them across the border.
Yeah, isn't that how someone died?
People die.
Yeah.
They broke open.
They fill it up.
they're trying to transfer and then it breaks open it and then it ODs.
What a risky behavior.
I think they did that with like, I think somebody died like shoving a Coke bag up their ass.
And then it broke open.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But anyway, yeah, don't, I guess don't play with fire.
It's, you know, I think you learn that when you're like a third grader, but it's a good
reminder.
Yeah.
It was definitely a good reminder.
I thought so.
Anyway, good little PSA for everyone.
Like, this can happen.
Again, it would have been, yeah, way, way easier to explain.
if it would have been a spark from a bullet, but it was just 10, right?
Yeah, it was just like, yeah, stupid, but you guys missed out last night.
Yeah, I saw Spenny's story of hanging out with Mexican OT.
First night in town.
Dude, it was pretty sick.
He's super cool.
He was, yeah, he was lit.
He was definitely super cool.
Benny was like, do you asking him what you like to do?
And he's like, I like to mud, man.
Yeah, he said, I know, I asked him if he, like, rides bikes or anything.
He's like, I quad.
Dude, he quads.
Mexican OT quads.
Fuck, yeah, quad.
Quad guy.
He's a quad guy.
He's a collab.
Ryan, you should have.
Yeah, maybe he wants to co-lab.
But dude, he was just like rocking out the whole time.
No shirt.
Like, I'm pretty sure he just doesn't wear a shirt ever.
No, yeah.
When he's performing, no.
I don't think.
But then after the show, he just still no running a shirt.
And it wasn't like necessarily warm in the building to be running no shirt.
Right.
But he was still running no shirt.
Yeah.
It was pretty impressive.
We're running the shred program.
He's just running.
Yeah.
Where was the concert?
The Civic Center in Fargo?
I had a JV.
basketball game there in that same locker room.
So, okay.
So what happened in that locker room, right?
In JV. I mean, probably nothing, but I'm just saying.
They told him the starting lineup and let him know that he's going to be sitting on the bench.
Sweet.
I'll fill up the waters, boys.
That's where I was going to segue.
So, like, we go back there and we, you know, we get to meet Yellow Wolf.
That was pretty cool.
That's lip.
Yeah.
He wants us to build him a golf cart.
Yellow Wolf?
Yeah.
I was like, you can handle that.
80 horse bar golf cart?
He showed me, well, Mexico.
has an OT or Mexican OT has a golf cart that's like tricked out canty paint like you know like what's
nice interior don't it's like a don't don't he's like I want this but OT beat to me beat me to it and I'm
like we can't build you a golf cart bro so like when you're back there with them is everyone hanging out
like Mexico and Yellow Wolf so no no no no so this was right before so Mexican OT had already
performed and Yellow Wolf was waiting to perform so he was just in the dressing room with like his like
five boys or whatever and some production guys and then us.
So it was pretty like, it was actually kind of serious.
Like we got to watch them get ready before, like, they're like, all right, five minutes
till show time.
Like it was kind of stressful in there a little bit.
And you're just kind of standing there, like feeling like you're doing nothing?
No, he was stoked that we were in there.
Really?
Yeah, he was stoked.
We were in there.
Oh, that's lit?
What do you say?
Like, we were talking about, he was telling us about all the Harleys that he had and, like,
Harley builds that he's done.
And he, like, bought his mom a Harley Trike, like a C.
V-O Harley-Trike and like the sickest Harley Tric you could get.
Do you tell him you love Crank and Hawk?
Yeah, we were talking about Harleys and stuff.
Did you show him your Moab?
No, I didn't.
I didn't actually.
I mean, any Harley guy can respect that.
I didn't show him that.
I'll have to send him a couple of links to video.
But, uh, but yeah, he was, like, asking us questions about, like, dirt biking and just
chilling and then kind of like right around five minutes to Showtime.
The production crew came in, two guys, and they were, like, strapping them up with
the earpieces and stuff.
And it was cool.
Like that, like at five minutes,
he took over the Bluetooth on the speaker.
And it was kind of cool to see, like,
the songs he played to get fired up to go perform.
So he started off with...
Future, but then there's, like,
a future song.
Yeah, yeah, he started off with the future song,
and he was viving to that.
And then he switched it to a Johnny Cash traveling man, I think.
Okay.
And was viving to Johnny Cash traveling man.
and then that and then you just went straight out.
Like that was his walkout song, Johnny Cash,
travel man.
It was pretty sick.
It was kind of goes hard.
That's a hard walkout.
It was super sick.
He was showing us all like the wardrobe from the tour.
Yeah,
showing us his wardrobe.
And he's like,
I got to get a link for that one.
Yeah,
I was looking at it,
like was it a fish net?
Or was it bagels?
No,
that was funny.
To your point, Ryan,
yeah,
is weird.
This tiny locker room.
Tiny locker room.
Tiny locker room.
A little bathroom.
The shower is massive.
No one's hanging out in there, obviously.
And you know, back when we met Sean Kingston in there?
And it was like, classic.
A classic.
Yeah, there's like 10 to 12 dudes already in there.
And then our crew rolls in.
It was similar to that, but everyone was like vibing way harder and it was chill.
But dude, they got to get better hangout areas.
We're hanging out in a locker room, legit, smaller than this room.
Yeah, it was super small.
It was super small.
It was like 15, 20 people in there at one point.
Fluorescent lights on everything too?
No, it was just like, it was pretty standard, just chill.
Like, just a regular room.
It's a good thing that not more of us came because we all could have gone.
We would have had to hang out.
It would have just been too much.
That's the thing.
When you roll with too big of a group, you can't get into a situation like that.
Because, like, hey, I got 20 people I'm bringing in.
And then, and then, like, you go up and you, like, meet them.
And they're just like, yo, I'm this guy.
I'm this guy.
And they meet so many guys.
Yeah, it's like, you just introduced 20 people.
It's just like, yeah, it's too many people, honestly.
Right.
Especially.
And then, yeah, you're kind of like, do I even bother introducing myself?
Like, we just had 10 guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's good point.
Like, I'm just following.
CJ's last in line.
He just, like, shakes his hand and kind of just mocks him.
Yo, man.
Like, doesn't say his name.
Well, he said, yeah, what's up?
I'm CJ.
Oh, I thought the tall guy with the beard.
Oh, no.
He got two guys in his name CJ, huh?
Did he do it again?
Yeah, it was cool.
So, Bones, Owens, the guy that we met.
We met last year, had over to the shop.
He was playing guitar for Yellow Wolf, so he had us over.
It was cool.
And then we met Prof.
He's a Minnesota rapper.
And Big Reno was back.
Dude, Big Reno was there.
I never met him.
Oh, wait, wait.
That was the best part.
Big Reno's back there.
And I'm like, yo, what up?
Big Reno.
Like, haven't seen him in a minute.
And then I introduced Spenny and Dalton.
I lost it.
I was like, there's no.
There's no.
There's no way.
You're big.
Like, dude, we were losing a legend.
Yeah.
We were like, dude, what?
I've heard you.
name a hundred times at least we do we love big reno dude yeah we talk about him probably way more
than he would think there's been so many big reno jokes and i'm always like who is this guy big reno and
then to meet him and like not even know i was like there's no way i'm meeting big reno and he's like oh yeah
the boys are talking about me he's like i knew they would be i knew they would be yeah we do we actually
do all the time we love that guy oh and then against my better judgment i told him that i go
this is so random bro but like every two or three times when the GoPro clip is rolling i just say shout
out big reno and then i kill the clip don't know why i do it and he's like oh my boy that's sweet
yeah it was so funny i was crying i don't know why i do it man dude you know our editors are
probably like we don't know why you do that either mike you have a usable gopro clip no no no
it's after you leave the camera on for 25 minutes and then i say shout out big reno
and then kill it.
Oh, I always go, sorry, Pat.
I say sorry, Pat, too.
I don't just, like, ride around and just shout it all the time.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But that was, that was cool.
And then we went inside.
Oh, another really funny thing that I noticed when we were, so Dalton shows up in a cowboy
hat.
I mean, like, cowboy boots in a cowboy hat to a rap concert.
Yellow Wolf is a little country, but when Prof was on, he's not super country.
So Dalton's like, dude, I don't know what I'm, I thought this is a country concert.
And so then later on, this is after he met Yellow Wolf.
He's out there.
Yellow Wolf is playing Daddy's Lambo, which you guys are probably familiar with.
It's like, you know, way back in the day, like,
Super OG classic.
Yeah, Evan showed me it yesterday.
You never heard it before that?
I hadn't.
What?
As a Lambo guy, that's crazy.
Yeah, and good song.
But anyway, so that song's playing.
It's a classic.
And Dalton goes, that's him.
That's Yellow Wolf.
I listen to this song all the time.
That's why I've been playing, I was been playing Yellowwell for the last couple weeks at the shop.
That's what he was saying.
He's like, we play this song every night.
I know this song.
He's like, I didn't, I knew these guys.
And he goes, so that's him?
And that would be kind of crazy if he came to the concert, not having a clue.
And then it hit him.
But he just met the dude.
Hang out with him for five minutes.
Yeah, then he plays Daddy's Lambo.
And he's just like, oh my gosh.
So that was just funny.
That Mexican OT was pretty chill, though.
We were like asking him how Johnny Dang was.
And we were, I was like,
yo, how's Johnny Dang?
And he's like,
oh, that boy out playing pickleball or something.
And I was like, really?
And he's like, yeah, he loves pickleball.
He's good as hell too.
And I was like, that's so sick.
It was pretty funny.
What a random thing to say?
What did you say with Mexican OT?
What else was he doing?
I told him about the, uh,
oh, we showed him the R6 quad.
Yeah.
And he was stoked on that.
He's like, I need to get me one of them.
He's like, I only got mud rigs.
I'm like, okay, the closest thing we had,
I had on a mud rig.
was when we like snorkeled it under the lake that was he thought that was cool dude we actually
talked to him for probably like the most out of any of the guys like he literally wanted to like he
was just so cool he wanted to talk he was really cool he was super nice he's he's like young
probably 23 i think he's like yeah he's young he's i have no idea on his age but i wouldn't be
surprised if he's young and then also yellow wolf and bone showed him the video of you wheeling the
john dear moor with the 450 and they were loving that they're like too that thing's
scraping. Out of all the things, Evan
has done that. That's what
he just hadn't seen. That was
probably one of three videos that he got
shown. The lawnmower.
He's 27, by the way.
27. He's 27.
Did you ask him about riding bulls?
Getting him by bulls?
Honestly, no, that would have been a really good question.
That would, because that shit is... Mexican OT
is pretty crazy. Yeah, we've
shown, we've shown videos on the
podcast a couple times. He gets down, bro. He gets
down. He legit is just...
He's just like, he's getting out
They're getting active, for sure.
You're doing shit.
Yep.
So we linked, we said really to all three of them, I'm like, yeah, I mean, we'll, we spit ideas
on the board.
Like, we could plug you in on something.
It'd be cool.
Yeah, I was like, yo, Mexican OT, you got to bring your mud rig out and come hit the swamp.
We'll take a mud hole for you.
Bring it out.
Yeah, he brings his big-ass Texas mudder out here.
You got a tiny-ass little puddle.
Is this what you envisioned or gnarlier?
Doesn't even unload it off the trailer?
Yeah, yeah.
Just keep on the trailer and drive it through.
Back to Texas.
What do you guys think of Tiger Woods getting in his like 27th crash?
What a car crash?
It's too bad.
It's fine.
Okay.
You think it's fine?
I heard you lean.
Or it's sad or it's good?
What do you think?
You really?
Well, wasn't it a drug, D-U-I, not an alcohol?
It sounded like he didn't want to blow.
Well, no, he blew zeros and then he didn't want to take the piss test.
Oh.
So he's on all hopped up on something.
Hydros.
or something I saw.
So, yeah, I don't know.
I think he has, like, a bad back,
and I'm sure he's in pain all a lot.
He probably takes pain pills like that,
and then he ends up jammed up, like,
not defending his actions,
but you've got to drive somewhere,
and then he starts driving,
and then you're not supposed to,
and you're getting a crash.
This dude, and he's a driver.
He's a billion.
Yeah, no kidding.
Get a drive-down.
He gets in a car crash every 10 years.
He's bad.
Like, a bad car crash every 10 years.
Like when he got in the fight with his wife,
that was, what, 20 years ago?
His wife got him cheating.
He hopped in his car and then he was driving down.
Crash, got a DUI and like that kind of spiraled.
And then he drove off of the cliff 10 years ago.
And he had like the bad back surgeries after that.
I just keep seeing like videos, like meme videos of like, all right, Tiger, you're worth a billion dollars.
You are the face of golf.
You're the face of Nike and all these different, you know, massive brands.
What if you just got a driver?
No kidding.
Get a sprinter van like a golf.
He just got a driver.
And he's like, fuck, no.
The first thing that came to mind.
I'm driving myself.
When I saw that he flipped, I go, how does his dude not have a driver?
That brings up a question.
Maybe he likes driving.
Maybe he likes driving.
Would you want to drive like Tiger Woods if you had to drive like Tiger Woods?
How does he drive?
Would you like to drive like Tiger Woods if you had to drive like Tiger Woods?
Oh, I get it.
To be a good golfer.
You be a good golfer, but turns out your shitty driver.
I'd be just fine with that, bro.
a billionaire. I mean, I'm already a shitty driver, so yeah, that would be amazing. That'd be great.
I would just be like, okay, sweet. Now I can actually hit the ball well. My golf game could use a little helper.
So I think I'd take it. Who's going to drive you around? Oh, I'd just be a shitty driver.
Elon. How bad of a driver, you would be like, Ken would be sipping on beers all day long if he had a driver.
Some just sparked in his mind right now. That's right. So I'm just spark.
Ken having a full-time driver.
Pretty lit, actually.
That would be pretty sick.
It would be nice.
You get in a warm car every time it's in the winter.
Driving around the Lincoln Continental in the summer.
Just gets a ride back seat.
Doesn't our buddy that, well, it's more Evans Bar Buddy, have a driver?
Yeah.
And it's a limo.
He has a limo.
That is pretty late.
That is pretty.
And so he doesn't always rip the limo, though.
Like, he'll just pull out his classic cars and still.
But his driver's also like his homie, but yeah, he's definitely just ripping all the rigs.
The limo is pretty funny, though.
Like, you're just rolling solo.
It's a baller move.
Like, just going out for dinner in a limo with you and your little chihuahua.
It is cool.
It is cool.
Yeah, that's baller, man.
If you roll out, like, solo in the limo with the driver, like, you're ready for whatever the night brings.
Because if somebody's like, yo, could I hop in?
You're like, let me tell you, I got room, brother.
My favorite thing, though, about B is you're just as likely to catch him in a limo as you are on a 10-speed huffy.
Yeah.
And you say that because you've stolen his huffy and drove it into the pond?
I mean that, yeah.
Motorized huffy?
No, no, no, no, pedal huffy.
Pedal huffy.
Evan has drove a pedal bike huffy into the pond.
You think I've only hit the swamp once?
Yeah, from what I've seen only, I've only seen one.
Residency in that swamp.
He does.
It's like kind of like matted down.
It's like where you can see.
It's like where like a deer lays down.
You can see where they laid down for the night.
Yeah.
Oh, that's where Evan slept.
Evan hits that swamp like every other week during the summer.
I know.
Dude smells like waffles.
The dog waffles.
You.
The dog waffles, not the food.
Ken, good news.
It does vary a lot on location and experience, but typical pay is $39 to $44,000 a year salary for a driver.
Not the worst thing, I guess.
I mean, yeah, you really have to love boozing to just shock it up.
I mean, you're still paying for the booze.
Well, you're still paying for.
$40,000 just strictly to just wait.
I think he's like, I never said it was just a booze.
I mean, I think it's like a summer part-time gig.
I think I-
Ken's hiring.
I'm looking for a summer part-time driver.
Two days a week.
Two days a week, vehicle provided.
Can they live with you?
No.
No.
Absolutely not.
Why not?
You got a couple extra bedrooms?
Yeah, Ken, now that you're living in your house, you liking it?
I do.
I love it.
Okay, well, that's good.
Is Spenny going to move in with you?
You got a room?
I can drive.
I think I'm good on drivers for now.
Oh, now he's good.
We got it.
We got to wait for the ice to get off the lake first.
What does that mean?
What's that to do with a spare bedroom?
Well, because you don't go to the bar unless you go my water.
Well, he's not asking my going to the bar.
Don't go to the bar unless...
What the fuck does that mean?
Can you go to the bar every night?
It's way more fun when Zorps is open and you can, like, go by water.
But you still go there every night right now.
Every night.
That brings up a good point.
Have you cooked a meal in your house?
I have.
I cooked a couple steaks.
A couple.
Who was with you?
Me.
Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
You cook steak and no one else is there?
Saturday, Sunday, Monday?
Well, and chicken breast.
Hold on.
So no one else was there?
No, just me.
You know, I find that hard to believe because Alexis, my fiancé, actually,
told me some news that kind of hurt my feelings.
the other day.
And?
Well, she said that,
I believe it was last weekend or two weekends ago,
when Big Ken moved into his house,
he had a housewarming party.
I actually didn't.
Oh, nice.
Oh, really?
That's actually full-blown fake news because I didn't.
Hmm.
Because she heard that, you know,
I had asked you, what are you doing?
What are you going on?
Oh, no, I'm just doing, you know, some stuff around here.
And Ryan had done the same thing.
Well, I guess Ryan and Alondra stopped by.
Because they were like, hey, he's living in his house.
Like, we want to drop off some champagne.
And they showed up to a party.
That's actually fake news.
Okay, he says fake news.
Ryan, what are you?
Did you?
Are we building the storyline here?
Are we talking about the future?
This is literally what I heard from her.
No, no.
That genuinely did not happen.
You know, I wasn't going to question it.
I don't know where she got that.
She said a laundra told her that.
Maybe we're talking in future tense.
We went to,
Costco and we bought you a high two figures dollar bottle of wine. I love how Ryan talks in like
monetary sense and how many figures it is now. That's funny. That is funny. I bought you a nice bottle of
wine. No fucking idea if it's your type of wine, but we bought something nice for you. Thank you. I
appreciate it. I am waiting for the party. So where we maybe got confused is I was going to go over to
Ken's house, but I only wanted to go if there was a party and he was going out to dinner. And he was
He was like, yeah, you can come over and we can check it out quick.
And I was like, ah, don't worry about it.
Go to dinner.
We'll come over another time when we can hang out.
Because I'm really excited to see you.
Party.
Oh, maybe there was some kind of miscommunications about past, present and future.
I don't think there's been more than 13, 15 people there at once.
Three people in that house at a time since I've moved in.
Nice.
Keeping them numbers low for now.
Making sure the foundation is stable before we have a real good party, eh?
Yeah. Well, I kind of want to get this.
I don't have a railing on my stairs yet, and I kind of want to get that on there before really had people over there because it's kind of a safety hazard.
Makes sense.
Falling a full for.
What are the chances someone falls down the stairs?
Who's even going to be going up the stairs?
I mean, they're wood stairs.
They're kind of slippery.
Ken, that seems risky having some slippery stairs with the way you are.
I know.
Tall and unstable.
I know.
As you described yourself.
Hey, are you actually good after I almost ran you over today?
You, yes, Evan, no.
Okay.
Yeah, so Evan broke Ken.
He put his shoulder into his meniscus.
Yeah, I messed up.
How was your knee doing, Ken?
I thought it was fine, going to bed last night,
and then I wake up middle of the night,
and my middle of the knee is just, like, throbbing.
So I was like, motherfucker.
We're talking about your knee or about Evan?
A little bit of both.
So it gave Spenny a hug,
and I was trying to get Evan out of the way,
so I kind of shoved him a little bit,
because I wanted to give Spenny a hug.
I was so chaotic.
So then Evan just like,
I didn't even know what was going on.
It tackles me.
It's like.
At his level.
It tackles you at his level.
And so he takes his knee out.
And I just felt like a, just like a little pop.
It looked like an illegal NFL hit.
It did.
It did.
And so I thought it was fine.
I, you know, put a little ice on before I went to bed.
And then wake up middle of the night.
And it's just fucking robbing.
So I was like, God damn.
Just the size of a damn volleyball?
No, it just like hurts.
Like I can't, couldn't like bend it.
Couldn't like flex it.
So I like, okay, I got.
to ice it and then I went inside Ben's dad this morning to get an adjustment.
This dude has such bad knees.
I'm laughing, Ken, but I feel, I do feel really bad.
You have had more knee problems than anyone, than anyone should.
It's been like one issue like that a year for like six or seven years now.
You got to start working out those ACLs a little more.
Doing stretching.
MCL is actually my problem, not the ACL.
Working out your MCLs.
Can you even work that out?
I feel bad.
It was just kind of like an instinct.
It was all crazy.
Spenny just shows up.
So like I kind of push Ken a little.
Ken pushes me like pretty hard.
So I'm like, well, I'm just going to take him down.
Like I would do like if anyone else pushed me.
And then I realize as I'm doing it, I'm like, oh no.
So I do feel bad about that.
Ken.
I'm sorry.
We kind of like stretching.
It's gotten a lot better throughout the day.
And I took some, took some Advil.
So, I mean, the amount of times that I have heard.
Ken go, oh, oh, fuck.
My knee.
Bro, Evan is built like a wrestler.
He's a little bowling voice.
You would have been a good wrestler in high school probably.
He's low down to the ground.
He's dense.
He loves wearing those singlets.
Yeah.
Evan brings his own singlet.
Dude, who is the...
Benny's like, oh, I want to support you in the stance.
He wears the other one.
I want to be in wrestling.
Benny, you weren't here for 10.
minutes and you were already in the
what are we called? Well, he heard
put your high viz on boys.
Both Evan
and Spenny came out in those
They were sitting on
They were sitting on my bed with a little note
That said, pick up for six
And please have this on. So I was
Just throwing it on and then Evan saw me and he got
all excited and he's like, let's go play, let's go prank
the boys. So funny. You just like can't make stuff up like that
And then you got my favorite line that's Benny
He's like wearing it. He goes
yeah this thing's pretty crazy he goes
I was kind of cheesy
no I said it smells like
cheddar cheese
that's because I've been flossed with it
well I had it on backwards
no no no he was wearing brandons
I figured out that I had it on backwards
so the the rear end was actually
right around my nose and I was just getting
a cheesy wafed
it wasn't just backwards it was upside down
and backwards and when I say floss
I'm not talking about with his teeth
So I got a funny story to tell you guys.
So Gavin, me and Gavin went to Australia,
and I listened to what he told you guys.
I've been wondering about this.
But, dude, there was some funny stuff that happened on Australia.
That didn't make the pod.
So can't or didn't?
No, just didn't.
Oh, because he's not going to tell you.
Let's hear it.
Yeah, you get to hear it from mine.
So me and Gab are training in and I'm like, dude, you got to be careful.
Like, my brother's witty.
Like, he's going to get you.
Like, just don't take it person.
or anything, but, like, he's going to get you.
Like, I've grown up with him my whole life, and he rips on me all the time.
I'm always getting ripped on.
That's just how he, like, becomes buddies with people as he, like, will, like, rip on you
and kind of chirp you a little bit.
So we get there, we get to the chain station.
Gavin's all fired up, you know, to meet him.
And we, like, walk down, and we're walking up to my brother, and I, like, give him a hug.
And then he, like, turns over and looks at Gavin.
He goes, you're not as big as you look on TV.
And Gavin just goes, oh, her.
And he just starts freaking out
He's like
Oh big, not is this big
And he's like pushing him
Like kind of all like
Just took it so to heart
And I'm like Gav
Gab like I told you
He was gonna get you
But like literally right off the rip
My brother just didn't even shake his hand
Just fired on right off the start
Don't insult his build
Just ripped him on his build
Gab is built like a brick shit house
And it was just funny
Because he was just like
Oh I'll show you big
I'll show you big
Like all fired up
Oh, oh.
Yeah, I don't know.
He was fired up.
So then it was just like, whatever, an hour goes by.
We get to my brother's house, and his girlfriend comes home, and we're like, just eating
some snacks and stuff, chilling in the kitchen.
And my brother's girlfriend, Shea, goes over to the pantry, and, like, I don't really
know what she's doing.
She pulls up this little tin, pulls the lid off, and then grabs a cracker and is, like, walking around with it.
And then she walks over to Gab, and she goes, oh, Gab, Gab, you got to try this
cracker.
You got to try this cracker.
some good Australian stuff on it.
And Gab's like, oh, oh, sure, I'll try your cracker.
So she, like, gives them the cracker, and he, like, throws it back.
That was actually pretty good.
And then she, like, pulls her hand from around her back,
and she's got a can of, like, raw cat tuna snack.
Like, catnip tuna snack.
That's savage.
Yeah.
And Gavin?
Dude, Gavin explodes.
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This is her first time ever meeting Gavin.
And he doesn't even F with his human CIPP.
Yes.
So what do you do?
So he's, what?
What?
Start freaking out in the kitchen.
So high strung.
Runs, runs out the back door and just, like, goes to the edge of the deck, and he's going like this.
But, like, I can't see anything coming out.
And then he, like, comes back in his eyes and all red and all watery.
I'm like, yeah, did you just throw up?
And he's like, yeah, of course I just threw up.
And I'm like, no, you didn't.
And then she's like, gav, gav, look, you just ate raw salmon cat food.
And then he goes, and he runs out to the deck again and starts going,
like off the back deck.
It was just, dude, literally like within the first five minutes of meeting my brother's girlfriend
and my brother was so embarrassed and pissed.
Really?
Yeah, he was like, wait, what?
He was like, he was probably, he's like, why did you do that?
Yeah, he's like, what are you doing?
Like, why would you just do that?
Like, that was so dumb.
Wait, your girlfriend's, or your, your brother's girlfriend just did it without, without anything.
No camera.
No, without like Cole or you being like, yo, you should mess.
She just did it.
She just did it.
People just see Gavin want to mess with it.
Dude, and that's what we were saying.
We were like, yes, it's hilarious.
You did it, but you should have at least just told me so I could have filmed it.
And she's like, oh, I didn't really think of that.
I just wanted to do it.
And I was like, all right.
Like, I'm fine with it.
So then what was Gab kind of on edge?
Yeah, so then he was just on edge the whole trip.
Like just tiptoeing around the house.
Like he'd walk around the corner and a cat would run from under the table and he'd jump,
like it all scared.
He thought he was safe from all the trolls and he'd go on the other side of the world.
So then...
So then it was super funny.
I'm not trying to shame on Gavin's riding career or anything here,
but we should we go out to the sand dunes like a couple days later.
and there's this old boy that pulls up just a local legend,
just a three-wheel guy.
And he shows up trailer full of sick three-wheelers,
and Gavin's freaking out about his three-wheelerers,
like super-clean cowie, super-clean Honda.
And we go out and we're kind of like riding the dunes and stuff.
We get in there, I mean, Gavin told this.
I think he said, like, five minutes in right out of the parking lot,
Ian flips it and cuts his hand really bad and whatever.
So he's like, no, I'm not.
He's like, you guys came all the way from the U.S.
He's like, I'm not ending my day right now.
Like, there's no way.
True three wheeler rider.
So he just wraps it up.
He's wearing, let alone tennis shoes, board shorts, and no shirt.
So like pretty savage outerwear and a helmet.
And so he gets in the dudes.
And Gab prides himself on the lack of outerwear that he runs.
Exactly.
So this guy was kind of mauging him.
Kind of mauging him, dude.
Kind of mawled, like three wheel monged for sure.
Gab got was getting three wheel monged.
We get out there, we're riding around and stuff.
And it was like so far.
watching them. It was like cat and mouse, dude. One thing that Gavin did, Ian was right there behind
him, doing it right after him. Ian goes up a hill, Gavin's right there following him up. And that's a
sketchy place to be because you never know what's going to happen on a three-wheeler. It was hilarious, bro.
They were following each other around the dunes, hitting the same stuff. So funny. And then we get to this
little, like, racetrack thingy in the dunes. And there was a track into the trees and then a hill
with the turn and they start doing laps and Ian's out front and Gavin's right behind him
and then the next lap Ian comes around and he's a little bit further ahead of GAV and then
the next lap Ian's a little bit further ahead of GAV oh he was walking like he was just kind of
pulling on him like he was just riding good he was riding good they were here his rigs and uh
might have been getting tired he could have been getting tired you know jet leg and stuff there's a lot
of factors he's not a sand rider you know so Ian was in his home track you know home track
advantage.
And Gab pulls up, and me and my brother are kind of like, you know, busing his balls.
We're like, dude, I don't know, man.
Like, Ian just pulled up.
He's wearing less gear than you.
He's kind of pulling on you on the track right now.
Got sick rig.
He's got sick rigs.
Like, questionably the two sickest three-wheelers ever.
Oh, don't tell me that.
Oh, he was saying that.
He was saying that.
And then, yeah, well, they're just going back and forth.
They do their race.
They're doing some sandrigs.
They're going back and forth on the three-wheelers.
Like, Ian will beat him on.
the Honda and then they'll switch and then they'll be like right there and they're going back and forth
and uh it was just so funny watching gav and then my brother just kept saying he's like gab he's like
like you might have just met your your hero like a guy who's just good at riding three wheelers
and has like cool rigs you know big mullet oh yeah big mullet you know long lost uncle maybe long lost
uncle i mean just met his hero and it was just so funny and then we all went out to the bar
and ian was there and we were dancing around i'm like gab i was like if he i i i mean
He and as good as he is at riding three-wheelers, like, you got to be careful.
Like, he might try to steal your girl tonight.
Like, he might steal your girl if you're not careful.
Did he?
No, he didn't steal his chick, but, like, he was hanging around, Gabby.
You know, he was mixing it up with the Aussies chicks, which was super funny to watch.
And I don't think he actually ended up having any luck finding any heavies down there.
Yeah.
They're all too skinny.
Yeah, no, yeah, too skinny for him and just, you know.
He was showing all the Australian girls, his crash reels.
Yeah.
It seemed like he was kind of like in.
Oh, yeah, we saw that video.
Yeah.
Yeah, he showed him the crash real.
Him and Ian, it was like seeing two best friends just find each other for the first time.
You know, they're dancing.
They both got their Ryan Cokes or whatever arm around each other,
watching the live band, you know, cheers and and shit.
There's a drink named after me down there?
Yeah.
Really?
Ryan Coke.
Ryan Coke.
What's in it?
Well, it's just rye and Coke.
Sugar.
Oh, Ryan and Coke.
Ryan Coke.
Ryan Coke.
What's Rye.
Rye whiskey.
Yeah.
Rye is a whiskey.
Whiskey.
So it's just a Jack Coke.
Okay, cool.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jack Coke.
I remember asking, I'm like, it really seemed like, yeah, that guy was really about it.
Like, dude, he was so legit.
And then he now he gets quiet and goes, that guy was the real deal.
He was the real deal.
He was the real deal.
Dude, it was funny.
But, dude, Gave respects game.
Yeah.
We had a blast down there.
It was so funny watching Gavs.
See his first koala and see, like, see it, dude.
It was just hilarious.
The moment you'll never forget.
No, I won't.
I won't.
I don't.
Same, like, seeing the, seeing the, the, uh, the kangaroos with Gab.
I mean, surfing.
Dude, you guys just riding on the beach.
Riding on the beach.
It was pretty sick.
Uh, I don't get to see Gav ride dirt bikes ever.
And he rode a dirt bike in Australia.
So we had my brother, he's got a, uh, a street legal Yamaha 250F.
So a motel bike that's street legal.
And then his buddy had a 300 two stroke like Mike's old husky.
I think.
That was street legal.
And we drove them down to the beach,
grab some donuts and stuff, dude.
It was actually pretty epic.
It was a good time and surfed and stuff.
But yeah, dude,
it was hilarious watching Gavin E.
In the Dunes go off on these three-wheelers.
I wish you guys could have saw it
because it was a pretty iconic moment, honestly.
We'll run at one of these times.
Yeah.
I mean, we got to, dude.
We got to.
My brother's got a sick place down there right at the water.
Yeah.
We could go crash at it.
Dude, like you can be.
be out my brother's front door
to a coffee shop
and surfing within 45 seconds.
Wow.
Like, dude, I'm not even kidding you.
Me and Gab would wake up.
He's on the beach?
Yeah, me and Gab would wake up.
Holy crap, dude.
Turn left onto the sidewalk out of his house.
Walk 20 steps.
There was a coffee shop with food and pastries and stuff.
We'd grab a coffee,
and then another 45 steps we'd be at the beach.
Like, so literally surfing.
So you could like have a hot coffee.
Take, like, it's too hot, walk to the beach,
and by the time you get there,
I didn't get my coffee iced anyway.
It'll be fine.
Dude, so I would be careful just saying,
yeah, we can all crash at my brothers
because as we stated earlier.
Yeah, we roll 50.
We roll pretty deep.
Oh, dude, we'd have to get some air mattresses,
but he's got a big spot.
I'm going to be checking out the food, that's for sure.
Dude, the food was so good.
We're eating cat food in the house?
Oh, yeah, true.
You got to be careful.
I mean, Shay might try to get you.
But it was funny because she watched this is the videos,
obviously, because my brother's watching them.
And she knew that, like, Gab was the guy that gets got,
all the time.
And she just wanted in on the action.
She just wanted to get him to see what it was like.
Literally.
Yeah.
She just wanted.
I mean, it is fun.
What you see, you're just like, well, this is this guy's life.
So like, I'm going to do some stuff he's familiar with.
She was so proud that she got him.
And then she starts getting barked at.
Yeah, my brother was like, you just ruined the whole night.
Like, go up to your room.
Go up to your room.
Well, he was all embarrassed because he hasn't met Gab and he, like, wanted to make a good
impression.
And then his girlfriend is, you know,
Dog, fat food, raw cat food.
Yeah, you know, that'll really ruin a night.
I wish I had a video because it was hilarious.
That ain't going to ruin Gab's night.
He'll brush that off.
He was on edge for a couple days, though, at least after that.
He was a scared dog.
But, dude, it was, yeah, it was a good time.
One day, one of the days, I think Gab drank maybe three coffees and four Celsius.
I was like, dude, you got to cut back on the caffeine.
Yeah, we actually got him on the reboot now.
Yeah.
So that'll definitely give him like at least a good 20 years of his life.
Yeah.
He's going to go through it pretty quick, but he, you know, kind of has an unlimited supply.
He does, yeah, and he has been abusing.
Yeah.
We have had to, you know, have a conversation with him.
Dude, it was so funny.
Everything that guy does, though, you know, he just does it wide open.
Gab was like, I feel like I'm on crack 24-7 and I'm like, dude, I don't know if that's a good thing.
Like, yes, I get you feel.
great but I do I mean yes he reboots the way to go you healthy alternative we'll get he'll be
dialed on that yeah we had to do it just solely for gab's health yeah hopefully he doesn't get
to the point where he's like snorting it because drinking it isn't hitting him hard enough so he's
yeah that's abuse that's abuse yeah don't be doing that just stick to like one drink a day
maybe two it does taste pretty good when you're just like if you lick your finger put it in the thing
Dry scoop.
It's kind of like...
Like those fun dips.
Like a fun dip.
It's just really flavorful.
CJ's just using reboot his dip now.
He's got it.
Like, he's eating broccoli.
Dipping his broccoli in the reboot and eating it.
I mean, you technically could.
You could.
You could.
Be a crazy way of consumption.
But yeah, dude, hit a crazy Australia trip.
One day we all got to go because it's so sick out there.
It's insane.
Yeah.
We got a bunch of places we got to go.
But too many places to go and not a nice.
enough time.
A lot of places and it's just hard to beat
Kormat, man.
100% true.
Hard to beat the compound.
It is.
But Australia would be sick.
Thailand would be dope.
China would be sick.
I'm looking at the Chinese,
the Great Wall of China right now.
Yeah.
Imagine doing a wheelie up that?
Did you guys,
did you guys see that NASA's sending people
to the moon for the first time again?
No, this is actually the first time.
No, no.
Yeah.
The real first time.
The real first time.
What's the deal with it?
So astronauts are launching into space for the first mission to the moon in half a century.
First time of the moon ever.
Landing on the moon, no.
Not landing.
No, no, no.
They're just going around it?
I don't know.
I don't really know.
Does that count then?
That's kind of like saying you went to a place, but you just flew over it.
Like a few years ago, they sent the same spacecraft like just around the moon, not manned.
This one is going to be manned.
And then I think in the next three to five years, they're going to try and land on the moon.
So four or four astronauts.
are going and it's a 10-day trip to the moon and back.
They're going to the moon and back.
To me, that's the biggest confirmation.
We were never there.
If they're just going to go fly around it now.
You know, we could land, obviously,
but we don't feel like it.
We don't want to.
The window or all these conspiracy theories,
just based on that.
Oh, this is, like, happening right now, actually.
Where they at?
They just, this is six minutes ago.
We got live feed?
Yeah, they got a breaking...
This is seven minutes ago.
Artemis going back because now they have better technology and stuff to, like, test things and just like.
But they're not going back.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Well, this is live landing on the moon.
They're going around the moon.
Sorry, I've misheard you.
What happened to Artemis won?
That one was unmanned.
Oh.
Like it was just a spaceship or whatever.
Oh, there's a Canadian going.
Congrats.
Thank you.
Just some spaceship flying on its own.
First Canadian to reach deep space.
Wow, that's huge.
That's big for the Canadian program.
Dude, also speaking of space and stuff,
I saw this thing,
and there's all kinds of inventions coming out,
and it's like, there's satellites up in the sky
where you can, like, buy sunlight,
and you're like, okay, what's that?
Oh, yeah, I saw that.
Dude, it's crazy.
So you can pay, I'm sure it's,
they said it was super expensive.
It was like a couple thousand.
Dude, I mean, there's like a full web.
It's reflect orbital,
and you can buy, like, five kilometer
of sun, and it's like thousands of dollars an hour.
What?
At night, though.
Obviously, you don't need.
sun during the day and it will wherever the satellite is it will bounce the sun
off of a mirror. Holy crap. It'll redirect. I think I'll lit that'll be for filming. We should do that
for a video and just do it into our field or something. I agree. I thought the same thing. And they
obviously have like lots of restricted zones. You can't just pop the sun in anywhere you want.
But I thought I'm like, imagine fucking with our neighbor that came out and called the cops on us.
Put a green on. Put an absolute beam on them. But yeah, I mean, if we did like our dirt bike track,
his house would be in it because it says five kilometer
diameter and up. What's it called
Reflect? Reflect orbital? That seems
so sketchy. Like say the mirrors
are off or something and it's just
like basically shine a giant
laser straight at the ground.
It's not a laser though. It's a giant beam of light.
I know I'm not sure. Yeah, but that's what a laser is just a beam of
light. Okay, it's not a concentrated beam of light.
I guess to some extent it is. But also
lots of algorithmic, mathematical stuff.
It's not going to mess that up.
What happens when the algorithm goes crazy and then it's just shooting the laser straight in the ground?
You're going to start a ground fire.
What happens when you're like scrolling on your phone, self-driving Tesla and it drives off of a freaking embankment?
That's true.
Ask the ants.
Ask the ants how they feel about that.
They're going to hate it.
Absolutely hate it.
Well, shit.
I mean, that's how you start fires.
Me and CJ, me and CJ line that up and we start the whole county on fire.
Just think if you're just like a really rich guy and you're like having your kid's birthday party and it's like going to be cloudy that day.
you're just like, oh, buy some sunlight.
The way they made it, it's just like, well, there's still clouds.
That would be unfortunate.
So imagine doing all of it, like you're paying and then the clouds just roll in.
That's what like happened.
And then you got to pay for like big ass fans, you know, for like warehouse fans.
They start making like clouds be gone.
So then they like flip the fans upwards and then they push the clouds out of there.
So it's like you're paying for the beam.
Then you're paying for a big fan to blow the clouds out.
So the world's getting too crazy.
That's just getting too crazy.
At what point you just...
If that's real, that's badass.
So reading on this, right now, there's only two satellites.
Yeah.
You can buy, it's called 0.1 lux brightness, which is comparable to a full moon of brightness for five minutes.
And then in 2027, when they have 38 satellites, you will be able to get two luxe,
which is comparable to street lighting for two and a half hours.
And then, like, you can get street lighting.
They're working on...
getting up to daylight.
They say their use cases are industrial.
So, like, if you're working on, like, a big outdoor project.
Agricultural to tailor growth cycles.
They say defense, classic.
And then unforgettable nighttime experiences for events and public spaces.
Dude, it is amazing.
That's pretty cool.
Oh, my God.
The technology these days are insane.
That's fucked.
I don't know if I'd say improving, but just advancing.
Advancing.
At what point is it just,
better to build a giant dome and just Truman show everything.
Completely engineer the weather and the sunlight.
Well, that's how have you guys watched Paradise?
Yeah, I just finished the second season.
So did we so fucking good.
Isn't there a Simpson movie about that?
Yeah, they put the dome over it.
They put the to protect it.
Yeah.
But yeah, in paradise.
Ken's going to get that for his house so you just control the whole.
Always sunny in 75.
In Paradise, they build this giant dome in the mountains of Colorado.
And it just looks like normal life.
and the sun.
But also I thought it was cool because the reason the world was ending was there was a giant
volcano that covered the entire atmosphere in ash.
And so it made the world really cold.
But it wasn't like, you know how in some shows when the, when the world is just like
there's radiation everywhere and just no one can go outside?
Like there was still people outside surviving.
It was just like Minnesota in January.
Yeah, they were just really rough in it.
But the thing is, is the U.S. started it or like other countries started it.
And then I heard, yeah, when the volcano came like other countries started.
nuking major cities in other countries so that they could get ahead.
Yeah, in the war.
And then the U.S.
EMPed everybody.
But anyway, it was, of course, humans' fault.
They're shutting down the Metaverse, too.
Yeah, I saw that.
I was just going to add that, or you mentioned the Truman Show thing,
where everything's, I guess the Metaverse didn't really catch on.
Yeah.
No, it makes sense.
Can I mean, who the Frigianian?
No one wants to live in.
You did buy that house in the Metaverse for a couple hundred thousand dollars.
Who would be that dumb?
Somebody bought a house right next to Snoop Dog's house in the Metaverse for
Yeah, pop up the exact amount, but it's a disgusting amount.
Somebody lost like a million dollars on it.
Facebook or Meta is moving away from the Metaverse, which I think is great because
everyone was just going to sit around with some fucking goggles on and live a fake life.
I'm assuming they'll make a new one that's like 11,000 times better.
Yeah, they'll just figure out a way to make it better, which isn't good.
I agree.
But I was thinking about it.
I go, bro, there's definitely a guy that has a metaverse girlfriend.
Oh, bro.
There is people that are in full-blown AI relationships.
That's what I'm saying.
Think how gutted you would be like you and this chick are talking and you're telling her out your six-foot-five and whatever.
And you're like, dude, never going to shut this shit down.
They spent $80 billion on it.
It's never going to end.
That reminds me there's a funny Instagram reel of a guy wearing VR.
goggles and he's like Jarvis make her 10 feet tall and then he's like Jarvis make her blue and
out a tail increased jiggle by 75% it's so funny I'm like dude there's definitely some that's some weird
stuff going on right there's obviously there two sides of it you have your AI girlfriends that you
can make whatever you want and yeah there's like well that are like that uh blown claiming they're
dating yeah like they ever met in the metaverse talking to them and yeah all right
Somebody paid approximately $450,000 to become Snoop Dog's neighbor in Snoopverse,
a virtual world built within the sandbox, Metaverse platform.
Wow.
Bombers.
450 rackeroons for a virtual house that no longer exists.
At least with an NFT, you got a little picture.
But if you have that much money in real life, why would you even want to live in a fake universe?
You can do whatever you want in the real life.
I mean, is that something they would have bought as like a investment
where they think they can flip it later?
But, I mean, it's a digital thing.
Like a million people could think they own that.
Some millionaire just hit a drunk buy him and his boys.
You got to buy those.
That's probably what happened, honestly.
You can walk around as an avatar, buy land, go to events,
and own NFTs tied to Snoop's brand.
So that's not even like the actual metaverse.
That's like a universe inside.
the metaverse.
Correct.
He has a virtual pool parties,
NFT art galleries, music stages.
Dude, I actually slightly
transitioning here to this,
but Snoop Dogg
is a legend, obviously.
He's been around for a very, very long time.
And you gotta wonder
how much of his success
is almost tied to, like,
everyone knows who Snoop Dog is,
but do you think everyone has actively
listened to his music throughout the years?
Because, like, his name is
just so memorable. His name is so memorable. He's coming back too. Not that he fell off.
Our grandpa's probably never heard a Snoop Dog song, but everyone knows who Snoop Dog is because it's like
almost the stereotypical rapper name for like that. And he's friends with Martha Stewart. Yeah. He was,
he's just done a really good job of like. Yeah, he's staying relevant.
Dude, he was going beyond the music. He was announcing, what was it? The Olympics. Olympics. Yeah,
he was at the Olympics. He's so famous. He's so famous. Obviously, it's his personality.
He does, I forget what it's called, but he, I swear he, like, narrated a nature show and it was hilarious.
The dudes done so much.
30-year music career, 35 million albums sold.
Plus, he bought Death Row Records, and he's an early investor in Reddit, Robin Hood, and Klarna.
Wow.
He runs a cannabis investment firm, as well as his gin and wine brand.
Media and entertainment.
He's been on so many shows.
Just being a superstar, like, just showing up somewhere and probably getting paid a lot to do it because he's got a great name.
That's what I'm saying.
His name is just so memorable
And like
Stereotypical almost of being a rapper
Especially from that era
Like I don't know
He's just done a great job
He's a legend
I was thinking about that
Media personality has surpassed his rap career
For sure
I was thinking about that like Micah Sandman
That's a sick memorable man
And then I'm like Ryan I works
Like fuck
Is this the peak
That's why you go by quad
That I could reach
With my lame name
Dude I always thought my name was lame
too. Why? Because it's spelled funny?
That was my dad
Glennie that spelt it that way. Why?
I think actually, dude, my mom said
that when I was born, she wrote it
on the birth certificate and my dad
went in and changed it from a C to an S.
Really? Yeah, really. I like that to
it. I think it's unique. It's unique.
So he just went for it. Why?
I don't know. I don't know.
I have a really hard time calling
you Spencer now. They were actually
try to address you by your legal name when I'm maybe
talking more seriously or something. And dude,
The crazy thing is, is, like, I actually hate Spenny as a name.
Oh, really?
Dude, I've always hated it.
And you're, like, locked in.
I have to own it now because it's just a thing.
I feel like, yeah.
I feel like a name is just a name until you make it a legendary name.
Yeah, I've just kind of owned it.
I've owned it.
But, like, I always, like, hated the nickname Spenny.
Nobody ever called me that.
And then you guys started doing it.
But then it kind of caught on.
Now I just run with it.
Like, I just run with it because it's, you know, you have to, dude.
Every, like,
People don't even know that my name's Spencer now.
99 out of 100 fans that you meet are like.
Spenny?
I know, literally.
And then like, yeah, it was cool.
I had a lady DM me saying that she named her kid after me.
And I had a guy that named his dog after me.
Spendney or Spenny?
They were saying Spenny.
I always chuckle when people write in the comments and they misspell it and it just says Penny.
Dude, that always happens, bro.
I think Penny should do this.
No, they say Spenny or they say like spiny?
Picture him as like that little...
Remember like the little pig that we had?
Didn't...
Who did we...
What little pig?
What was the little pig that was named Penny?
What?
Bro.
That's the penny bank that you keep your...
No, there was legit a little pig named Penny.
We had a pig named Penny?
No, no, no.
That was like a character at some point in the vids.
Like, did Cody Sherbrook have a penny?
Oh.
Oh, probably Cody.
You actually are right.
He had a penny.
We thought he was losing it for a minute down.
Yeah, Cody had the...
Those pigs.
Those pigs.
His mom used to basically farm them, but.
Daisy was going to be named Penny because she was brown.
She was dark copper like a penny.
But speaking of pigs, I saw a stat that the average American is more fat than the average pig.
That's awesome.
No, no, not awesome.
Yeah.
You know, CJ, going back to the names part, though, like would Bam Margera be as famous without the name Bam?
No, Bam is an awesome name, right?
definitely helped and it fit his personnel.
His personnel had to match it.
What about like crazy guy of that era?
Or Tony Hawk.
Tony Hawk is an awesome name.
Tony Hawk is his name.
Bam,
isn't his name.
Which I actually did not know that until you said that the other day.
But yeah.
Travis Pistrano.
That's a legendary name.
There's something about it.
Brian Deegan.
Legendary name.
Danger boy Deegan.
Like they fabricated that one, but it fits.
Yeah, he was set up for success.
Yeah.
They were thinking every time.
Yeah, that's a great.
That's so sick.
What are you going to name your kid to set him up for success?
Johnson.
Like,
but it's also depends.
Johnson, Johnson.
Mike's planning on put him in the hot,
or the hot dog industry.
The hot dog game.
That's a good question.
It depends, like, what kind of life you're looking for.
Like,
if you're like,
this guy's going to be a tennis player.
Well, my,
writer or a YouTube star.
Like,
my nephew's name is cash.
Like,
that's a sick name.
It's a sick name.
It's a sick name.
I think it is.
I know a couple of cashes.
Dude,
it's been funny.
I've been cruising around the shop
and I've been,
been noticing a lot of new artwork around here.
Yeah, for sure.
There's a lot of photos of Ken floating around here with ladies and moms.
Well, a lot has happened since you've been gone.
Dude, there's a, I, like, Ken, what's going on?
There's a lot.
You've been busy, huh?
Well, Ben's been busy in the chat.
I mean, they don't look like the chat.
It's clearly you and you're smiling and look like you have a good time.
It's me and then Ben, Ben, a little, little fabrication.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
You don't know what he's talking about.
What's the fabrication?
hanging up a picture?
I mean, that's just, that's just basic house.
That's called carpentry.
Yeah, exactly.
Carp fabrication.
Gavin does fabrication when he's like, you know,
welding and shit.
That's fabricator work.
This is carpentry, Ken.
Interior design.
Technically, which is, uh, yeah.
Good go interior design too.
Uh, depends.
They all got used for a, uh, the fish house bit earlier this winter.
And then I just didn't destroy them all.
No evidence.
Destroy the evidence.
Yeah.
Yeah, Spenny has like things changed around here since you've been here.
or does it feel pretty, pretty much the same?
No, it feels pretty much the same.
There's, like, some small things, like,
everything that, like, just thinks to make it better, you know?
Yeah, new rug in the podcast studio.
A couple new bikes laying around.
There's some new rigs laying around that I haven't really seen yet.
Cotton-crank.
Yeah, new rigs kicking around.
Hey, that bike that I, that you had me buy.
Yeah, I know.
That thing's ready?
I'm pretty sure you still owe me, like, I don't know,
the tune of $10,000 for that hard.
I do.
That you bought the day before you left.
I do.
The day after we got home from Sturgis.
It's all right.
Chalk it up.
Just let me ride it every once in a while.
Five figures.
Yeah.
I know.
That's a big.
No, five figures that you owe me.
Spenny's also acquired a, is it a road glide?
Road glide, yeah.
That's literal sick.
You were telling me about how much money?
There's a $100,000 Harley?
No, no, no, no, not $100,000.
That's expensive hog crank.
Over halfway there.
though.
You said 60 something?
I thought you said it was 60 something and you're like, yeah,
and I'm putting this much more.
It's going to be over 100,000.
That's what you said.
No, no, no, no.
It's going to be a little more than half of six figures.
Oh my God.
You'll be half a six figures.
I can't wait to use that one on somebody.
Hey, man, how much is a drink?
Oh, yeah, it's just like low two figures.
That's only two figures.
That ain't even bad.
Bro, you can see that margarita.
That was like,
Almost mid two figures.
But yeah,
over one figure.
How much did he lose at the blackjack table?
Ten figures.
Oh,
geez.
Ken.
Holy shit,
Ken,
is everything okay?
Actually,
what is ten figures?
Like a trillion dollars.
I think it's a trillion.
Is it not nine figures is a billion?
Ken,
did you lose five figures in the last Vegas?
No, is ten a billion.
Nine is a billion.
Three would be a hundred million.
That would be a billion dollars.
Ten is a billion.
Ken lost a billion dollars playing blackjack.
He is now.
negative a billion dollars.
And he will never financially recover.
You might hunt at some of those Vegas casinos.
So you got this road glide right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got a lot of horsepower you're telling me.
A lot of custom work.
Yeah, so it's fully built out.
It's got a 2026 road glide that I got from a dealership in British Columbia.
Dude, nobody's better at getting stuff hooked up than you spending.
At least say the name.
Yeah.
I don't, no, no.
Yeah.
So the dealer's called Mountain View Harley.
And they called you up and they were like, yo, Spenny, you crank the shit out of that hog in that Harley video.
Dude.
Of you destroying the Harley in Moab.
Do you want a $100,000?
I don't know.
I don't just destroy them.
I hit a hill climb on a Harley last year at a Red Bull event.
Okay.
And it was pretty impressive.
A completely stock Harley Knightster did a hill climb.
And so they were just like,
they just wanted to hook me up with a rig.
I was like...
I've seen your hog cranking resume.
Why don't you crank our work?
They're like, here's this knightster,
and you're like, nightster, I barely know her.
So I got this road glide coming.
It's like, I think it's called Space Gray or something.
And, uh,
2026, I got like Olin's suspension,
stage five.
Popper up here.
Stage five, I got stage five motor kit.
So I think the stage five takes it from,
Let me check real quick.
Let's just say it's got more horsepower than our Red Miata.
Yeah, I think it's going to have like 100.
It's got like two.
It's going to have like more horsepower than Ryan's TC.
That's pretty high bar to clear.
A lot of horsepower, Spenny.
Are you sure that you're qualified to be cranking it like that hard?
He is more than qualified.
So it's going to have like low to mid three-figure horsepower.
Yeah, it'll have three-figure horsepower.
I don't know what we're going to see here.
I know.
As you're zipping through your photos.
Here's some stuff from the trips.
Is that a pencil or what was that?
Here's Gavin E.
It was that tiny little thing.
What was what tiny little pencil?
Pencil was an eraser on it?
Dude, you might see something.
Oh, man, we got a rod shot.
Jeez, Luis.
Rod shot, rod shot.
Blur it out.
It's a good thing the TV's over there.
Dude, how?
Did you get this Harley six years ago?
Like, shh.
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Found it.
Oh.
Yeah.
What the?
Yeah, it's nasty.
It's insane.
Literally nasty.
Have you wrote it yet?
No.
What?
It's got zero kilometers on it.
You just literally cranked it.
I can't even pull the club.
How many miles is that?
Zero miles.
So that's it.
So since there, it's just a video of me cranking it.
So since then, I've done a little bit of work to it still.
I got.
So I got some ghost flames on it.
Oh.
Is that pinstriping or stickers?
No, it's, it's PPF.
So the stickers and then PPF over.
And then I got this like forged carbon fiber front fender on there.
Got Moto handlebars on.
it those are motto handlebars yeah
it's like the Harley the Harley
motto handlebars dude check out this
hey
like to think how is that
got my sponsors on there of course
dude we should take this to
uh Moab we should actually
can you imagine
that guy just sees the video
you pick it up bringing it straight to Moab
and you got a free truck spats yeah your truck
no I didn't get a free truck
like who's working these deals
I saw you were ripping around a Bronco for
bro.
Yeah, look at that shit.
You got a deal on it?
I got a deal on it, yeah, through my Ford dealer.
Bro.
Well, dude, I got to give them a fuck.
Give them a damn plug too.
Shout out to Advantage Ford in Calgary.
Oh, unbelievable.
Shout out.
Yeah, hey, we could use some Fords.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, we have a ton of them.
Advantage.
Well, my girlfriend drives it.
She needed a new truck.
So she's been driving it.
Oh, my God.
She's been back home driving it, clapping out my nice rig.
He's been back home driving it.
Spenny, you've been gone for 14 hours.
Yeah.
Are you in some fire right now, Ryan?
Yeah.
With Elandra?
No, no.
No.
She definitely is on the hunt for a car, but she wants to purchase it herself.
Oh, good.
Which is good.
But she was looking at Buicks.
And then we went and looked at this Mercedes.
And there's similar prices.
And I said, if you buy the Buick, I will still want to take my car.
Because it was a white view.
I agree.
A some guy pulled up to move for a young girl.
For a young girl, if you have a choice.
In a Buick the other day, I was in my BMW,
and he, like, gives me this nod, like, you want to race?
I'm like, brother, what are you even driving?
And I see he's got, like, a tuner.
Oh, shit.
I'm like, what are we doing?
And then he hammers on it and just peels off.
I'm like, yeah, well, if you're wondering what motors in it,
because I know everybody is, it's a turbo charge 1.9 liter.
What the fuck are we putting in things that they're down to 1.9 liters?
Not even two.
The damn superchargers bigger.
Do they cut the?
the floor out and you use your feet.
Exactly.
Flintstone it.
You know, Mercedes across the board,
males, females, like everyone's like,
yeah, I love a Mercedes.
Where did the Buick come from?
Like, where did the,
what made her look at a Buick and go like?
The Buick and Vision, it looks very similar to a new
Lamborghini, yours.
It is that one.
Okay.
It does.
Okay.
Dude, I do like it.
Hey, take all the shots you want.
I don't have that car anymore.
I used to actually mistake a number of different vehicles for
Lamborghini Uris's.
The Chevy Blazer, I think, is pretty similar.
That looks very similar.
I think there's a red Chevy Blazer running around.
I'm like, whoa, is that fan?
I'm like, oh my gosh, that is a Chevy Blazer.
Yeah, that one is actually.
Ryan, I think what you should do is buy my G-Wagon and give it to Alonra.
That'd be a great car.
He's a great car for it.
CJ's just trying to make a quick sale on his G-Wagon.
He'll even give you a deal on it, dude.
Can we get it into the five figures?
I saw G-wagons are coming down in price.
Yeah, but I'm-
Yeah, they're fine.
fucking tanking, dude.
I'll trade you my Hummer and a box of peanuts.
Bro.
Cachios.
I would ghost ride my G-Wagon into a tree before I'd do that deal with you.
I think that sounds like a pretty good idea.
Sounds like a video bit if I've seen one.
Yep.
I said before taking that deal.
That'd be the second to the last thing I'd do.
Boys, I actually got, before I left last time, I got a gift for Ben and CJ.
And it's been sitting here and I haven't pulled it out and I need to give it to you guys.
Okay.
It's not anything huge, but I got to run downstairs to grab it.
Oh my gosh.
It's in my locker with my old lame helmet.
Yeah, yeah.
That one.
It's in there.
It's in a box.
Bro, this is insane.
I feel like we should have gotten spending like a welcome home gift.
Oh, true.
I think I know what it is.
No, he ordered it legit.
It's probably six months ago.
Yeah, I've been keeping it safe.
He's just getting so many gifts.
Bro, I'm losing my mind right now.
Like, what is going on?
This is crazy.
I keep getting gifts.
Well, you've been giving for a long time.
And now the...
Now it's time to start receiving.
You can't keep giving.
At some point, it's only fair that you have to receive.
I've never received this money.
It's probably about time for me then.
Kevin's been receiving nights.
A.R.
A.
A.J.
I'm trying to pinpoint because it was...
a real like pivot in your life and the things are really open like was it the CBD ever since he
started owning weapons you my life is really got so much better we better give him something
it was when this guy's good side it was when he started snapping it that's when everything changed
okay wow here we go all right are you boys ready yeah come on over here are you kidding me bro
are you freaking kidding what is this yo are you kidding me spenny what what is this oh are you kidding me spennie what
A lab putter?
What?
What?
What?
I know it's random, but...
No, this is like the nicest putter you can buy.
Better than a Scotty Kramer?
Well, they're up there.
Because we're going to be hitting the course hard this year.
Yo!
Bro, are you kidding me?
I would have got you something, Spen.
Oh, no, you don't need to get you.
I did get you a Harley.
There's still time.
You already paid for my Harley, Ben.
Oh, my God.
Gosh, so sick.
All your guys is like specs, like they're specked out to like your actual golf specs.
Because I knew Ben's from the golf guy.
Are these the same?
I think I don't, I can't know who's is whose.
I think that one's CJ's, right?
I like the mallet.
So this is good.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's right.
I think CJ was a mess.
So nice.
I ordered them.
I don't remember.
It was so long ago.
So the thing about these actually is, we got to get putting green.
Dude, I ordered these like over.
seven months ago.
So we've been sitting in Ryan's locker.
Whoa.
Lab putters are like supposed to be weighted.
So when you,
when you go back,
it's supposed to like stay steady
through your stroke.
So it takes out like the shakiness out of it
as long as you like let it be.
That's like the whole height behind these.
And they're,
they're not cheap.
These are really nice.
This is so nice,
so thank you.
This is an insane gift.
I'm a terrible putter too.
So thank you.
No problem, boys.
I mean,
you guys would do so much for me.
Let me ride out your guys's bikes,
drive your vehicles around.
let me sleep in your shop
shit feed me for lunch
you're at least you could do bro
at least you could do
you should have gotten me one
because when you borrow my clubs
you could have used it
I know and dude I did
I did want to
I did want to get everybody
won but it was just
no the budget wasn't there
Ryan it's not always about you
I know it's not it's not
it's hard for you to see
Ryan me receive a gift
me receive a gift
I know this is just another day
for CJ
how can I make this about me
No, I'm pretty quiet now, boys, but I'm super jealous.
Yeah, that's so awesome.
I wanted to get one for you too, Mike.
That's so nice of you, Spettie.
Well, Mike, not the hot dog.
Mike got the hot dog.
I wanted to get one for Ev and all your guys too.
I don't need that hype.
I got a sky.
Yeah, the grips was a wedding gift from my friend CJ.
Oh, was it?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I did get you some grips.
Wow, those are nice potters, boys.
Thank you, Spinneth.
Nice, that was nice to you.
Beautiful.
Dude, they've been sitting.
I've been wondering what the hell my locker's been full of.
Yeah.
Just hide it from the boys.
Every day.
Let me see yours, CJ.
They are.
I'm so fired up actually to start golfing again.
Dude, once the course opens back up.
Wow.
Damn, this is definitely, whoa, you got a cool show.
Back to it.
Anyways.
Pause.
Is that it for today?
Yeah, we'll end on you saying, Ben, you got a cool shop.
Thanks, CJ.
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