Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Tattoo Party at Kens House, Another Fraudulent Election, & Corvette Explosion!

Episode Date: August 4, 2026

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Ken's house does have the vibe that the parents aren't home. We went to Ken's house and had a party while he was sleeping. I got to stop drinking so much. One day every few weeks. It's not the worst. Ken, that's extremely frequent to be blacking out. Every vehicle you have has now almost started on fire.

It's not every vehicle. It's like not true at all. Wait, Dalton, you got it? Dalton's running out. Oh, oh yeah, he got a life too.

Yeah. That's so sick. The boys were doing it big this weekend. Say it into the mic. Arguably, might have been the biggest. We were kicking it up this weekend. We were kicking the dust up this weekend. I'm trying to put the pieces together.

I've seen, you know, a few snaps here, a text in the group chat. This guy's mad. This guy's got a forehead tattoo. This guy's got this going on. Jack, can you get us a tattoo artist? What the hell happened this weekend? Dude, we did it big. That's what we did.

For one weekend, you guys are completely unhinged. How crazy was that from your end, though, not being there, reading the group chat, having zero idea what was happening. Did you have FOMO, or were you more so confused? I was on my buddy's bachelor party, which I'll tell you guys about later, having a great time. So I didn't have FOMO. But there was a part of me where I'm looking at everybody. There's 75 people at Ken's house.

Ryan, you don't even know. Every single one of our friends is get a tattoo and I go, damn, that's pretty cool. Yeah, we did it big. Did all you guys get more tattoos? No. So, okay, well, that now I feel a little better. Dude, that was just one of many things that happened this weekend that we kicked the dust up, which is why CJ started the podcast by saying that.

And it's still settling. It is still settling. Ken is, you were bedridden all day yesterday. I was ill yesterday. I stayed in bed. For many reasons, Ryan. I'm sure he was sick, but he also blew his knee out again on Saturday night. I heard about the collapse.

He was, he was. It was arguably the craziest collapse I've seen out of Ken, and I've seen him hit the ground quite a few times. It's not feeling great. And it started off. Last week, I crashed a dirt bike, and it was, uh... As he does. Not feeling good. So I stayed in Friday night. It is a little black. Is it a little black and blue? Is it actually swollen since Wednesday? It does actually look noticeably swollen. Oh, no. Yeah, it's bad. It's been bad since I crashed that bike. Wait, so what did you had to layer down? You didn't hear about when Ken crashed the dirt bike?

Oh, yeah. I think you were... about that either. You were crashing your dirt bike. You were here for that either. I missed everything. Yeah. So on Wednesday when we were filming, literally,

we went back into the woods at the New Land, and it's like everyone forgot how to ride dirt bike, except for Ken. He decided to go as fast as possible, hit a log and just projected off of... He hit a tank slapper. He hit a tank slapper. He threw off,

fourth-year, fourth-year pinned tank slapper. On a one, it was... Didn't do a tree? A trail bike 120? No, he didn't hit a tree. You didn't hit a tree. It was a down,

There was a, I was focusing on just banging the gears, and then I didn't see that there was a down log in the middle of the trail. No, Ken, I don't even blame you. I hit that. How do you not see that thing? I hit it on my three wheeler, the same thing. Kind of when there's people in front of you and there's, you guys are kicking the dust up. I did the same thing. You can't see you right when it's so dusty like it is.

I didn't blame you one bit. I was just so bummed to hear that Ken, he didn't just like go down. You like crashed. Yeah. Did you get it on camera? He didn't get it on. His GoPro was going, which is arguably even better. I have one question.

When you hit the ground, did you go? Oh, bro. I mean, yeah, you already know. Ken has the Peter Griffin reaction to injuries every time. He's not even doing it to be funny. That's just how he reacts to. Yeah, that's your reaction injury where normally someone goes like, ah, ah, fuck. You got horrible knees, Ken.

Well, it doesn't help when you layer down at a decent clip layer down, huh? I'm going to skid for a while. Yeah, you're getting banged up. So you want to know the craziest part is right before. that Spenny crashed. And then while Ken was getting up from the ground, Mike crashed. He was showed up and I was like, hey, I just crashed.

Yeah. Mike had ran back to... Stupid. His visor on his helmet's like this. So you knew he hit hard. Mike's brand his thumb. Still down pretty bad. Ken mess his knee up pretty bad.

Spenny, Spenny broke his ego. My thumb. So Spenny texted me because I was going fly fishing. He said, did you hear the news? Turns out I'm at. at riding. It was a bad day for Spanii. He hasn't recovered. He had to go to Romania. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had to leave the country. He had to leave this

continent. Yeah. It was a tough day for you kid. Yeah. Well, I mean, we were filming a dirt bike video. That's Spenny's bread and butter. He was like and it was rough. And I'm gonna be honest, Ryan, I'm gonna be honest. The last guy that you would ever imagine to win one. Oh, I saw a video of you going to mass. Sorry, you're right. And that, that ate them up pretty bad. Really? Yeah. You didn't like that. dude, for like three days, he was just kind of moping. He was like, you're like, Spenny's one of like the most, you know, positive guys.

I know, yeah, he always got a good attitude. And for the next like couple days until he left, he was kind of just like dragging his feet around. He's not used to losing. Wow. I was like, are you okay? And he was like, honestly, this one's tough. Taking this one pretty hard. Yeah.

It is a tough one. Yeah. So there was a lot of crashes. And then going back to Ken's house. Yeah. So now take me back to whatever the fuck happens. Let's start with Friday night. I need to know about the crash.

I want to hear what Ken has to say about Friday night. All right, so we have our merch team in town, the guys that Mac are blind designer, and then the guys that help with all of our products. Shout out, Gare and Clay. Yeah, they're the man. And then our editor, half of our editing team, Robert from Virginia. So we got four guests up. Yep.

So we got our team in town. We're trying to show out for them. Yeah, I mean, we were just doing it big for them. Like, we were just trying to show them a good. good time. Well, in doing so, we found out that the Canadians know how to party way harder than we do.

I shouldn't say know how to. They love, love it. Running it hard. Zorba's close it down. Oh, man. Shorm, close it down. Ken's boathouse. Close it down. I'm laying in bed. I wake up the next morning. You know, start looking at Snapchat. I'm like,

that's my house. That's my boathouse. We went to Ken's house and had a party while he was sleeping. And okay, so let me just, and he didn't even know. Let me talk through this, though. So we get done at Zorba's 2 a.m. bar closed. We dip out. We hop in the sprinter. We're like, where are we going?

And the Canadian guys were like, well, we're not going home. We're like, bro, it's 2 a.m. Like, we don't have any other options. And I was like, I know a place that never shuts down. We were firing, dude. Everyone had energy. It was like, why would we go to bed? Why would we?

So we hop in the sprinter. we rip over to Ken's. I'm like, this is the spot. I guarantee Ken's got a party going right now as he does. Yeah, obviously. Right. It's the great Gatsby over there.

There's always a party going. We show up, lights are off, doors are locked. Even changes locks. Yeah, I was like, oh, I know where the key is. Apparently not anymore. I guess after the whole cow incident,

Ken started locking his house up better. Change your code? No. You guys were just pushing the wrong button combination. Well, yeah, it might have. that we were like yeah we didn't know what I could watch you like just punching the wrong buttons

was like oh guys these guys are struggling because Gavin eventually got it well I'll tell you the best thing that could have happened is we didn't get in yeah that would have been pretty bad it would have been bad so you know as we do we pivot what's not locked Ken's boat house

so we ran that for a couple hours I honestly think Ken the best thing that could have happened is us not getting into your house because we would have 100% came and woke you up, which I But the whole time, we were just like, where is Ken? We're doing what he loves most.

Yeah, that's what I'm confused about. And he's nowhere to be found. This is Ken's dream weekend. Yeah. People in town, Sprinter van going. A good excuse to have a good time. It was kind of like my leg wasn't feeling the best. And I was like, okay, you guys are going to a bar that has music and it's

just going to be a lot of standing around. You have to dance. The way I look at it, it's like that that's how the stars aligned. Like had he gone to the boathouse with you guys that night, he might not have had that rager that he had on Saturday. He would have done it for sure. Well, I'm gonna tell you, this much.

Ken didn't have any rager. Oh. His alter ego, Greg was out in full effect. Greg was back. Dude, it's crazy. I don't know what the hell's going on with you, Ken. Maybe that's a conversation for off the podcast, but Greg has been making a lot of appearances lately. Been hanging with Greg more than I have with

freaking Ken. Straight up. Saturday, we're obviously running a pretty big day again. You know, yeah. It was like sopping over all these people's houses. They're having parties. So Saturday, Saturday we do a poker run between all the different houses on the lake. And it ends at my place. And then didn't it also like start at your place? It started at Ken's. It ended at Ken's went to another place. And then we went back to Ken. Bro, it was crazy over there. Ken had sushi. He had like all this good shit. Like he had good food. There's all these people and then just to make the party even better we called in a tattoo artist yes because the

canadians they were like dude we want to run the life wide open tab we want to run the life wide open tat and we just have like just just this like 50 dollar tattoo gun from amazon they're like no we want it to be like legit not not like kind of half as so we had the tattoo artist come in and get this how the hell did we find him jack he's the goat he's a go man you need to happen what you start doing call it tattoo shops or like yeah no one was really a very important But I know a dude didn't goop that. It's like midnight. So you knew a dude.

You knew a dude and he came out to Ken's house. I'll tell you that, Ryan, the fact that you're even questioning that, you know how much shit we make happen last minute? Especially Jack, dude. Jack is really good at just making shit happen. But really good. Like, I gave him a one hour heads up and he had someone on the way. I was already there.

The tattoo thing has been notoriously difficult to make happen. Well, this one was, but Jack made it happen. but dude I'll tell you this much so all the the the crew was like I want to run the life wide open tap we all got it on our on our leg and they were like we're a part of the team we need to run it yeah make sure it's still there I'm just making sure that that's the only one I got there and uh I was like all right I'll call in the tattoo guy once the the whole crew knew that the tattoo guy was coming like everyone else that was at Ken's because Ken was throwing a party they were all like like hey you're going to get it they were all like I'm running it too like we're like

well, I got a guy coming right now. What? Some people would change their mind after I said, no, he'll be here in an hour. Oh, well, I don't know about tonight. But then some people were like, fuck, yeah, I'm in. I'm hopping in. So like 15 people. 15 people got it.

But Mark Johnson. Got it. Justin got it. No way. Gavin. Wait, Dalton, you got it? Dalton's running out. Gavin.

Come on in, buddy. Bro, we are running like the fucking yellow. It's like a gang, bro. Oh, yeah. He got for life, too. It's so sick. That's like, Red River Scott got it

Yeah Red River Scott got it I didn't see Scott get That's pretty sick This random guy named Mark Got it Yeah well he was already so tatted up

I looked I'm like bro He's like yeah I'll just get it Jess got it You do it for free Jess What? Seth got it on his forehead

Yeah I saw that That was that was That was fake right That was fake Ben wrote it on his forehead I was like Oh my god Damn near would have

Well then when TJ said We should not have Let him do that I was believing it for like 10 times That's why I was Oh my God. But, dude, it's like we're running the Yellowstone brand around here.

Like everybody who's a part of the crew just has it. Dude, it really is a movement, though, because even people that we've never met before are starting to run the tattoo on the right leg right here on the thigh, which I think is pretty sick. It's like you're kind of like a part of this like crew, you know. But also if you want to get a life light light open tattoo and you don't want it on your thigh, that's just fine. That's fine. But you're just a part of the right leg crew if you do. I just think it's cool that it seems like. a lot of people are doing it here though. Yeah, too. It's like everyone's got in the same spot.

So anyways, yeah, so Max's there. Mac got... Clay got two tattoos. Like, LWO gear logo, which looks like sick. Well, I asked him, so Mac designs all of our stuff. So every logo that we have, Max's done, right? I was just asking them a couple days prior, what's your favorite logo or design that you've ever made? And he said, honestly, I'm most proud of the LWO logo because it looks so good on everything that we put it on. It's so universal. And I was like, you should get that tatted then.

Because he said, I want to get a tattoo this weekend. And he was like, that's what I'm running. Dude, get this, though. So Max never had a tattoo. He comes and hangs out with us. His wife's like, so what are you guys doing? You know, asking, first night he gets a tattoo because we had the tattoo gun. Evan gave him a tattoo, just like a little fishing hook.

Oh, I saw that too. And then he tatted Evan. It's like the most squiggly. It's just funny. Max's the best artist that I know. So he paints everything. too. He draws all of our designs and logos

are hand drawn and then he vectorizes it and like turns it into what it is for the T-shirts, but he's the best artist I know. Yeah. So the little thing that he put on Evan is pretty rough. Dude, I was like, Mac, that's the best you could do. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is it the perfect for Evan? But he said he

won't, he said Evan, no, Evan wanted it to look like that and I was like, all right, well, that's cool, but it definitely, yeah, pose the question like, that's the best you can do. It's just funny because his wife's like any more tattoos on Saturday morning? He's like, nope, no more tattoos. Like, she was joking. And then on Sunday morning, yeah, I got one more.

He got two tattoos. Hung out of us for three days and you had two tattoos at the end of it and a hangover. That is not. Yeah, when I was coming back from Park City, they were in the airport. So I sat down with him, chatted for like 20 minutes. It was fun. I saw all the fresh tats. Clay got it, like right above his boot line.

It was sick. Garrett got one. Dude, those guys are awesome. Awesome. I love those guys. I wish they lived here so that way we could hang more often. But it's probably a good thing they don't because we would be running way too hard. But, uh, so get this. Right after the tattoos, we had it all set up because we, we've been wanting to give our editor Robert, our designer Mac and then our other editor, Pat, a bonus for like the longest time. But we were like, oh, let's just do it when they get here. So anyways, we have it like perfectly timed out. They're sitting there. Cameras on. Ben goes, all right, you know, he pulls the, the, longest time. But we're like, you know, he pulls the, money out gives it to mac everyone's there there's all these people people are like what because this is just brick of cash people 10 grand and robert's even like whoa and then oh yeah and for you too boom everyone just goes nuts right it's like the peak everyone's freaking out no one's ever seen someone just give money out like that before right at the peak ken collapses and he's holding a full

glass of wine red wine glass goes everywhere red wine goes everywhere red wine goes everywhere Everyone stops. It's like the music cut. He's like, oh my God. Kenner, are you okay? And he's like up and he's leaning on the train. He just goes,

ah. I do it. I do it. And we're like, what? He's like, my knee. Ah. My knee. And everyone's just sitting there.

And for like a minute and a half, he's just like, ah. That's what he doesn't talk. He goes nonverbal. Well, yeah. And then he just limped up to his room and went to bed after that. Buddy hit the pinnacle hard. It was,

it was a crazy. Like, what happened? What even happened? Were you so excited that you forgot out of a stand? I don't know. When you're that, or aren't you're just standing there and you just tipped over.

I don't know. He hit a table, he hit a table, the table, the tattoo shit falls off. No. Did you slip? I don't know. I do got to go through

and clean the garage. There's a little bit of spilled red wine. Splatter. Yeah, no shit. I'm glad you didn't even, I mean, holding a wine glass. We got to get you a fucking sippy cup. I don't know what you were doing holding that big of a wine glass when you couldn't even stand.

Like, it was so full. It was like to the brim. A bedroom poor. And it was just, pshsh! Everywhere. And he's just holding, like, the butt of it still in his hand. Yeah, we were pretty, pretty larried up during this, so I hope it all looks okay. I was pretty sober.

Yeah, you were okay. Really? Yeah. I was not. Well, I knew that this was all coming, so somebody had to be. Somebody had to fucking rain in the monkeys. Dalton, he was just hanging with his other homies. He heard we were doing tattoos.

Had someone deliver him over to Ken's house. He sits down on the table, gets the tattoo in like five minutes, and then was just out back to wherever he was going again. He was pretty lit. Love that. Yeah, Dalton calls me, hey, you think it's cool if I pull up and get a tattoo? I said, yeah, what? I don't know why you're not over here.

Right here. We had Gavin Eland. Gavin Eland. a mechanic. Not a filmer. Not a filmmaker. But he did great. He did great. Wait until he bends over. Come on, Gary.

Look at everybody in the back. That one woman was just like, you can't make this up. You actually can't make this up. Oh my God. Do not step on the glass. There he is. That's when he really locked in he couldn't move after there. Oh gosh. Look at her.

She's in the background. Are you good? No. It's always, it's so hard to tell because every time. Are you good? No. Every time it's a no. It's you go, I don't know.

Is he actually okay? Oh. Dude, Cody looked like a little kid at a birthday party running around that kept jumping in the way. You'd just be like standing there on like the beach. Like everyone's like eating some cake or, you know, a little sandwich or some Cheetos, whatever. And then he'd just like run into the water, like run off the dock. Yeah, like, run into the water.

Yeah, like, like, keep the same speed off the dock. Or like, you know, run straight in. And then, like, like, 30 seconds later, he's, like, running back up. He, like, gets a snack. And then he runs back in. When he's doing the, the poker run, he was on the boat and then he would just jump off. Like, while they were moving. He's having a good time. He's going to Cody Koehl. He's way back there. It's like when you go to Ken's house, you can't just drink, like, like adults, you drink like you're in the 10th grade at a parentless house for the first time. Ken's house does have the vibe that the parents aren't home. It's like, everyone, it's like whatever your age is, cut it in half. You're going to behave that way. When Ken is there, the parents are home.

But when Greg is there, it feels like the parents left. Bro, Ken just walked up. There was like literally 75 people in his house and he just limped his way up the stairs. And everyone's like, Ken, you go into bed? He just didn't even address it. He just, like, slowly just one step at a time, just got himself up to his room, went to bed, everyone stayed there. Dude.

Yeah, I saw you guys left at like three that night. Well, I was leaving. And at this point, like, I was pretty much sober watching all this play out. Ken's house that he's all freaking concerned about, me even stepping foot in or anyone. There's way more damage done in that one party. I'm walking out just like, Ken's, like, this place is a mess at this point, right? Like, there's 75 people that. just partied in this house with lack of concern of the house.

Of course. And I'm walking out like, wow, this place is a mess. And I look up and somebody left the door open for what had to have been 30 minutes. No, no. It was open all night. Oh, okay. It came downstairs in the morning. It was open all night.

It was open all night because it came downstairs and the patio door was just open. Well, the whole house was full of bugs. No. I spent two hours vacuuming. No. Yeah. I wish I would have taken a video of it. It was insane. They were all stuck to the ceiling? So he's got like white ceilings and it was just littered black.

You can't kill him. If you kill him on the paint, then it smears the paint. You got to let them die off the ceiling. Well, that's a good thing that Ken was fast asleep. You would have been up there with a broom. I was just looking around just like, oh no. And I just went, well, not my problem. I didn't leave the door open. What did the cleanup look like the next day? Ken, do you do that or did Jenna come over and help you?

Dave helped a lot and then let them die and then late in bed all afternoon. Then at night, they were all on the floor dead. When you lay in bed on your typical Sunday, Ken, like when you're just laying in bed, are you watching TV? Are you just like staring out at the wall? Like, what are you doing? I got TV on. It's just licking out the window.

It's just on Roku City. It's nothing even on. You're tough on yourself. Yeah, I got to stop drinking so much. Honestly, yeah. Have you been going hard? The reason why you have been turning into Greg so often lately is because you've lost all this weight and now you're still drinking like you used to? Is that a possibility?

Maybe. That makes sense to me. I mean, you're down quite a bit of pounds, but you're still drinking like you used to. I don't know. It would make sense why you maybe keep getting like this. I mean, it's one day every few weeks. It's not the worst. Okay.

He wants to do this to himself. I mean, Ken, that's extremely frequent to be blacking out. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. Two nights in a row on Ben's batch. CJ's batch. God, I'm an idiot. It's whoever I planned it with is who I think.

Who's all good? You're blocking out just the right amount. I used to black out way more than that. Well, Mike, and then you went sober. Yeah. So you went so hard you had to go completely sober. Yeah. Ken does not want to go.

Ken does not want to go sober. No. I know that. Not sober. So there's got to be a middle, like a happy medium. Pump the brakes. Yeah, maybe a little pump of the brakes would be. A little pump.

15 to 20% off. Ken's brakes right now are off of like a 1965 Chevy's. He's got the same breaks from his linking content. Yeah, he's got his drum brakes. They're just not working. You got the Hellcat engine in it. That's for sure. It's not being here for like a known legendary weekend.

When the merch guys come up, It's like, oh, dude, you know it's going to be a big one. Kick the dust up. Yeah, you guys did kick the dust up. Let's hear about your weekend. You were in Park City? Yeah, it was at one of my best buddies, bachelor parties. We've actually known each other since elementary school, which I was like, damn, it's kind of crazy.

But we went, you guys would have loved it, actually. We went. Look to awesome, dude. That golf course was insane. Dude, the golf, look at this, look at this hole that we golfed. It was. Did you? Did I golf?

Yeah, okay. So the funny thing was, is like, the planning is different than how we plan things. We plan things in the afternoon. They were like a lot of times like this golf, we left the house at like 7.10 a. Don't tell me that. That's pretty standard for golfing. Yep. And so, yeah, it is.

But I was like late in bed. I go, I'm not going to go. You're like, fuck this. I don't even like golf, let alone waking up early for it. Exactly. And so then I kind of laid there a little more and I was like, ah, fuck it. It's my best buddy's bachelor party. Like, I got to go.

Turns out it was the most beautiful golf course I've ever been to. But this. was hole number three? You don't hit to the fairway on the right. That's insane. That's the one you hit to on the left. What? It looks insanely difficult.

Bro, like the lines on this are crazy. How many balls did you lose? On that drive, four. You kept going? You weren't just like, fuck this. No, you said he was playing pretty decent. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It was a scramble.

So all four of us that drove, lost our ball, and then we dropped. And then kept going. So that hole was really bad, and then also check out this hole. With a swing like that, you should not belong. You should not be on his courts. You can't even see where you're hitting to. Exactly.

I had, oh, you guys would have been so fucking proud. I had the best drive of my life. It was gorgeous. And we couldn't find it because it was 600 yards downhill or whatever. You know what I told Ryan last night though? I go, aren't you happy you went golfing with me and Ben and Kane? It was practice. On Monday?

Because, dude, if Ryan actually. just played more than one time a year, I think he would enjoy golf way more because you'd actually be able to, you'd be able to play and do what you want to do. I'm not saying you'd be the best, which none of us are really that good, but you'd at least be able to enjoy it. If I played like that on Monday, we would have won. Like, I'm serious, I played really well. They got to run it with Kane. We got to run it back. I fixed my drive and then I started having beers and then I broke it again. You know how it goes. Yeah, once you have a, one little drop of alcohol. He might as well

throw the round out the window. But so we on that golf course, we lost 38 balls in our fours in our fours. Oh my gosh. Over 18. In the four of you. In the four of us. That looked like, Ken is, like, oh, wow, that's pretty low. Ken is like, how many holes did you play? I do that in the back nine.

Dude, that was like Spenny and I when we played this weekend. We were so excited. I named our team the search party because we were really good at finding balls. right so by like the middle of the round we no joke had 30 balls that we didn't come with well were you playing behind ken no was ken in the group

man wasn't there all you got to do is just play behind you're having up balls for the rest of the year and then we got we finished the round on the 18th hole with like five balls so it felt like gambling we're like we're really up we're really up we got balls to spare now you lose them and we went all out so we lost all those balls

and we go back and we're going to eat lunch at the place and 38 was like this big joke because we'd lost so many balls. Turns out 38 special. The band was playing there that night. Really? Yeah, like, hold on loosely. Yeah. So we're like, oh, fuck it. Hold on.

No, what? I don't make me sing it. Give me a little more. Don't make me sing. Just, I need to hear some more. Don't make me sing. Just, I need to hear some more lyrics. Hold on loose lane to tightly. Don't let go. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So anyway. Do they have any other songs? Yeah. I don't remember them, but they have them. So we went, we were like, oh, fuck it. Let's go to the concert tonight. So we hop in our Uber, and we are menaces.

As one is when you... Axel Hodges? Oh, yeah. Saw Axel at the bar. What? Actually? Yeah. What?

We were hanging. We always look really happy. I forgot to send to the boys, but... You look like Caleb from Love Island. Oh, yeah, that's my... He actually framed my... Caleb from Love Island. while when we're a power slap.

Dude, I can't believe you rolled up and Axel was there. Yeah, it was sick. It was fun. They were like, who is that? I'm like, oh, just the best freestyle rider in the world. They're like, what's he doing here? I go, just riding. Dude, did you know he was going to be there?

I saw his story and I was like, hey, dude. So I texted him and was like, hey, I'm on a bachelor party. Like, I get if that's not your vibe this weekend, but like, if you're going out, let me know. And so after the concert, he texted me. He's like, yo, I'm at the spur, meet me there. Nice. So anyway, we go to this concert. We're on the way there, and we're just being menaces to the Uber driver.

Like not, we aren't doing anything to him, but like Blake is ADHD, he's turning up the radio, he's skipping songs. He, we weren't connected to it. It was the Uber driver's phone. And so somebody from the back goes, Blake, just play some 38 special and we'll get ready for the concert. Okay. So we throw on some 38 special.

Our Uber driver loves it. Loves 38 special. He goes, well, this is. good. This is good. He's just jamming out to us in the car. And we're like, all right, fuck yeah. So I go, I'll buy you a ticket if you want to come. He goes, really? And I go,

yeah, sure, fuck it. He should come. No way. So we brought our Uber driver. That is awesome. It's like Diodani or something like that. So we just started calling him Donnie. That's slit. Dude. That's Donnie. He's from Rwanda. He's been in Park City for four years.

And this was his first ever concert. Wow. His whole life. That's cool. Dude, I was like... He had the best fucking time, dude. He was... Look at him. Yeah, look how fun.

It looks like he's having so much fun right now. Go back. It looks like he's being held catch him. It's like, he's giving up like, like, help me signs. Yeah. Are you sure that he had a good time, mine? It was really funny because everyone there. Send help.

Hold on. Does anyone know sign language? Can anyone decipher this? But, uh, yeah, he had two beers. And then basically, reverted to driving like how he did in Rwanda. We're in the line leaving the parking lot. And I will say it looks like he's going pretty slow right now.

But it felt fast. It felt like we were going fast. He cut off so many fucking people. And then he just drove down the middle of a four lane road through Park City. And we all got there. Do that to you. Yeah. Thank God.

But fucking Donnie, dude, he was a legend. Had a great time. Couldn't understand a fucking thing he said. But God, he was a good guy. Kind of a Steve Will Do It move. Yeah, Ryan, that was cool. One, wanted to do it for the story, because I was like, this is pretty funny. But two, it was like $45.

And he had the best time out of all of us. Which was kind of cool. Like, he actually had a really good time, and we could give it to him. There was a ton of just beauties there. Went fly fishing? That was fun. We should do that honestly one time. I've just been itching to go fishing ever since we did our cheap fishing challenge.

cheap fishing challenge. And the worst part is I haven't been able to go since then. Like, you should be able to just hop out. You're doing too much golf? Well, no, I really don't go golfing that much either. It's just like you need a fishing boat. Don't have that. I mean, obviously you can fish off like a dock or off like a bridge and stuff,

but we gave away our fishing boat. The Lightning Queen Icebreaker. It's true. Flair's got that thing. What's he doing with that thing? I don't know. He said he had all these plans with it. Oh, did he?

Good. Well, Ryan, another thing that you miss. I blew up the Corvette Start on fire, dude Yeah, I saw your post That's just funny One of the comments on the post goes I love how he's more stressed

About his car starting on fire Than the fact that he literally Just exploded the motor Which it was true It's tough look Mike I was like more stressed That it started on fire Because I'm never gonna live this one down

That's your MO Then it literally Yeah, it wasn't the back Dude It's not only Every vehicle you have Has now almost started on fire Not every vehicle

It's like not true at all though Yeah Three vehicles Start on fire's insane Mike. Hi, Mike. Okay. You still have in your fleet.

The water truck started on fire because Tanner and Big Wrench were using too much starting fluid. I was in my office when that happened. Still started on fire though. Your 350 Zs started on fire numerous times and now your Corvette start on fire. That's more than... More than most people have happened in their whole life. Yeah.

It was just... You were able to get on video. That's the best part about all of this is the fact that it was on video. So Clay was filming and Garrett Hobson and goes, Garrett's like, you know, it's crazy. The last time we drifted together, you, like, blew a tire. He's like, so hopefully we don't do that again

or something bad. And I'm like, no, this thing's good. This thing's good. I was hitting a lot of laugh. So were you ripping? Like, why did it combust? What I think happened was that it has an oil leak. I just checked the oil before this,

and it was a little low, but what I think the reading I was getting wasn't accurate. Like, I'll take that on the chin. But what I also think was happens was a little low and the oil was sloshing around. Like, I think it was low on oil. Oh.

Because a bunch of people are like, how the, do you blow up an LS2? It's not, I guess, super professional. Yeah. So here. It's also running hot. All the parts flying out the bottom. Uh-oh. Oh, my God.

Dude. Clay. Oh, my God. I fully just blew it up. Oh, my God. Mike, you just, you're going to hate my recommendation. Whatever you spend on this from here on. out, just imagine you're probably going to have to spend

a bunch to fix it when you get the cheap one. Just put that into the... Put that into just getting like a medium one right from the start, and then you probably will never have to worry about your car starting on fire again. I was telling him, like, you spent such little money on this car that it's probably not worth

fixing. It's probably worth just buying another one. But you can't find Corvettes for the deal. That was an unheard of deal. I can't blame him for buying this one. It was so cheap. CJ, great advice, can great advice. Like, let's say that if that bill is like anywhere near 10 grand why would I? Yeah, why would I?

That's like what you paid for the thing. So I'm looking, I can get a motor for about like a full drop in long block for four grand. How much in labor though? Probably about a thousand bucks to pop it in. Really? I got a subscriber that's willing to do it. Five grand? Yeah.

So you're going to have roughly, because how much do you have into fixing this thing? Like how like you can rebuild a motor for I just have a hard time believing that. Isn't there a hole in the block? Because if That was like arts. That was parts coming out of the block. We're not rebuilding the block.

We're not rebuilding the motor. We got to pull that and sell it for 400 bucks or whatever and put a new whole new long box. Let's just run through the numbers here. You bought the car for 10 and then you drove it this winter and then it had that whole electrical issue. How much did you spend trying to get that fixed? Five? Oh, no, no, no.

Haven't gotten the invoice for that. Matt said he had about six hours into it. Oh, so not too bad. There probably be like a thousand bucks. Okay. So you're in, let's just say 11. And then now you get this drop in motor. We'll say seven.

I think sevens... Why is he trying to do the math? So that's 18. You could have bought a pretty nice one with like 24,000 miles on it for like 26. Yeah. Yeah, you could have. I don't know.

I'm like, honestly... I'm gonna play... I mean, no... Play the other side. I think you just keep doing the way you're doing. It's way better for it. It is way more entertaining. Don't listen to what I'm saying.

No, there's just... There's two ways to go about it. The beauty of that one was like that I didn't have to care about it. Like, when it got like... Yeah. Bird shit on it or whatever. when I accidentally like rubbed up against it.

Yeah, it just didn't really matter. Hit a deer. Yeah. That didn't stress me out at all hitting deer with it, but it would have if I had a $25,000 vet. You did live a pretty eventful life with that thing when you, for the short stint you had it. Partially was because that it was like so rough around the edges.

And then Ken films me here when I run up to the shop. The end of Clay's video when you're sprinting out of fucking funny. What's going on, Mike? That Corvette started on fire. I was wishing that Ken had gotten there to see how much flame there was, but there wasn't much. He was just kind of smoldering. I'm straight up never living this one down, bro. CJ, are you on Facebook Marketplace during the podcast?

I was just checking my pricing. There's a C6 here. That thing's sick. Okay. 18, yellow. And there's another red one for 20. Okay. And Wells? Or Ottoman? The Reds man. Manuel, the yellow one.

Yeah. You need it, obviously, but I just was checking my numbers. Oh, yeah, I've been looking. I was, I bet you have been. I've seen those already. I was thinking we should have, like, instead of obviously it makes sense,

everyone's going to, why don't you have a fire extinguisher in your card? Nobody has a fire extinguisher in their card. You should just let that fucking thing burn next time. But we should have posts around the drift track with fire extinguishers on it.

You know, like they have at, like, a warehouse. Like, not every forklift has a fire extinguisher on it. That you just haven't placed around. It'd be smart until someone hits it with the drift vehicle. I mean, but it's just, well, that's where Gary actually, Garrett jumped out of the car and goes, he goes, you guys just should strap them to some of the trees around the area. I'm like, that's a really good idea.

And I will be implementing that. And it got a lot of comments about that too. Right in the middle of the drift track, if you just did that one, because that's a central spot versus having to run to the shop. Yeah. Boom, like, wherever you're at. And then someone would comment to that, you really got to have your fire extinguishers close. And I was like, the distance of the fire extinguishing. is not really my issue. It's just the fact that it starts on fire.

I'm really trying not to have the fire outside the engine. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see what we do with that. But I was just stoked. We got on video as a pretty funny. My dad's C4 Corvette that he used to take to the drag strip when I was a kid. He had a fire extinguisher right here. I just remember because when you were a little kid, you would always just sit on it. But it was right here. And it was like, yeah, it was a perfect spot for it, actually. You should just do that. Yeah. I sure. That's where you have in your Z. There's one below the seat. Yeah, I do have one in my Z now.

Where's that? It's in my shop. I hit a wall with you. Yeah, you hit a wall with that, dude. Yeah. I hit a wall. What happened? So I was drifting for your scooters for tumors, doing the ride-alongs thing, which normally

we do the scooter ride this time I was on the other end of it. Someone riding along with you? Just Levi this time. So they had all left at this point. And then I was going to take off. And then Cody's like, they just put a new WiseFab rear end on it. And he's like, no, he's like, dude. On your car?

Yeah, he's like, we just fix your car. he's like you're here you're gonna drive so then i ended up i drove for like five hours that day but i had hell a grip in the back because of this new rear end basically and so guess what our tire p s i we kept going up with it it was at 85 ps i because he had like too much grip almost i still had too much grip and so then we kept airing up and then i i just initiated wrong and he's like you really got to give it on that corner so thank god that i was full throttle and i backed it into the K-rail and if I wasn't full throttle like reverse

kind of not a reverse you were actually drifting but if you hadn't I would have literally fudge the car up oh no like side if you would have say put it in sideways way more damage like all I did was just like crunched the back corner in

best case scenario did it mess up the new rear end that they just put in or was all the drive line fine yeah it was just just the back bumper yeah it's kind of expected I feel like yeah it's a you kind of just go until something breaks. Like with drifting like that. And most, the other funny thing was all the guys there were they,

they weren't even sweating it. I mean, I was trying not to, but since my car was like so unmolested before, like I never really crashed it. But everyone's just like, dude, I mean,

like slap a bumper on it, you're good. Yeah. And most of those guys are like, fuck it. Take the bumper off and then you're good. Yeah. And we hooked it to Matt's tow truck

and like pulled it out as well, I saw that. Yeah. Well, Ben, I got bad news. Just got a message from Cormorant Days letting me know. What? You know, I did enter Bobby Jr. in just the ballot.

It's actually kind of a lot of work now. Ever since the whole Ken thing, they actually gatekeep who can go on to the ballot. Here we go. You have to fill out this whole thing. Yep. Well, they just inform me. We can't use the term mayor anymore. So we change it to Cormorant Day's captain.

After 10 years? So Bobby can't be the mayor. He'll be the Cormorant Day's captain. I wonder why they can. Still cool. But, yeah, I mean, we were more so hoping for captain. I know Bobby really wanted to be the mayor. Who can't use the term mayor?

Can we still? No, he's not going to be crown. He's not going to name mayor. Well, since they're going to call him captain, we could just make Bobby the mayor. And then they'd be like, well, he's not actually the mayor. And then we'll just be like, yes, he is. We'll just declare him mayor.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, we could do that. Really, what's the difference? He wasn't going to do much anyways. I'm just going to let him know. I really think we should run the term mayor. I think we should stick with mayor. Who fucking cares?

Who fucking cares? It's been in that way for 10 years and nothing bad has happened in this town. It's a cow or a dog. Be worse if it was a person. It's a ceremonial position that doesn't do anything other than generate ads. Yeah, I don't understand what the implications. They're anti-cows. I think they know that Bobby's going to win.

They probably can't lie about the numbers two times in a row. so they're just like we just really don't want him be a mayor so let's just get rid of the whole thing altogether we'll make him captain and then they pull a fast one

and they're like oh it turns out we can do a mayor we do need a mayor and you actually can't be captain and mayor so you're the captain but

this other dog is going to be the mayor oh well so yeah I don't know what to do and I just had all the posters made for Bobby's campaign

what if what if we declare Bobby's like the king of Cormorant yeah You can just throw names around. Cormon is going to be. We have a king.

We have a king. It's a cow. That's interesting that they're not using mayor. Like, we don't have a zip code or a post office or anything. No one that lives in Cormoran is registered to the town of Cormoran. So, like, if you said you're the mayor of Cormoran, it doesn't mean anything. So it shouldn't be stepping on anyone's feet. Imaginary. Yeah.

But now the imaginary term cannot be used. Yeah. We're turning Cormon into a monarchy. Oh, let me guess. Dave Sherbrook snuck one little thing in so his dog is the last mayor of Cormrod Yeah

Dave was like hey Yeah also we're we're passing a law in Cormrant That is imaginary But there can never be another mayor I think they need a mini highland cow as the mayor It just makes the most sense Yeah I mean it makes all the sense Do you think Duke would have been on Ellen if he was the captain

Bro Duke's rolling in his grave right now I know what's going on right now in Cormoran. That's what he set out to stop. I found the video. Oh, nice. That's great. Before, dude, before I hit the wall, I was shredding.

And it really, it really hurt my spirits. As normally how it goes, though. Right. Like, you know, you probably wouldn't hit the wall if you weren't. True. I had the confidence was pretty high. You had to be going hard if you're going to hit the wall. Sorry, there's a little.

Yeah, you are shredding, Mike. Oh! I was not expecting that wall! Yeah, bro. Yeah. See if I can zoom in on. You really hit that one. Oh, you were just going to be.

for like, were you going for a wall tap? Oh. You can tell you. You can tell you. I was adding all the gas. Yeah, you were like, whatever I can do to get away from this thing. Honestly, we didn't really feel it inside. I felt bad.

I was like, Levi, dude, are you good? But no, we bounced off it pretty nice. Levi's tough as well, dude. Everybody in the crowd is cheering. Yeah. They're like, oh, yeah. He did it. He did it.

He did it. He finally crashed. I had some freaking decent tire smoke before that. Yeah, no, I mean, you looked good. But yeah, this, this, this is. is usually the tightest corner on the track and then, yeah. So, um, did our buddy Jake Sherbrook just give up on this whole drifting thing? No, he's Jake Sherbrooking it where he's like, got a big thing coming, boys.

Dude, the season's almost over. And he's hyping it. And I get how that happens. Like, when you're building stuff and, you know, time runs out, like, Robbie probably wanted the, you know, Hoonicorn done earlier, but now he put a deadline on it and like people put deadlines on things. But Jake is just kicking it down the road. What is going on here?

Jake's been hyping up. this Mustang drift build for the 2028 season. Yeah. You said that thing to want to be in 2027, 2028. Well, he was like, yo, I got to get that Mustang off the pole here because I got to get it rebuilt. It was six months ago. Well, and then I did.

I actually called him the other day and asked him. I'm like, what's the status? Like, I've seen you driving it around Cormon. Like, when are you going to drift with it? And he's like, yeah, like, once I missed Octane, like, I just took my time. Yeah, but I was in the beginning of June. It's now August. Yeah. Damn. I mean, yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah,

Like I said, I've seen him driving it around Cormoron. I'm like, yeah, but you didn't build it to a thousand wheel horsepower to pull up to Zorba. It's like, we got to see the same trip. Yeah, that is what he's talking about. Mike, you kidding me? That's all he did it for. Yeah, maybe that is what he did. Dude, nobody loves surprises more than Jake.

I love like a good prank. I love, yeah, I love a good prank. But, you know, it's the surprise factor of, you know, surprising someone, whether it's good or bad. But Jake, he almost doesn't really care about, like, the execution end of it. He just loves having a surprise in the works, like knowing, like, I know something that you don't. And, like, that's what gets him off, right? And, like, I think half the time he doesn't even have a surprise going, but he just, like, fabricates it like he does just to feel something. I tried to do that to Shred 80.

I put on my story. See you soon, Shred 80. Yeah, I'm sure he was stressing. Because I wanted, I thought he'd stress out and be like, what? And then I was going to post another one when I was there and be like, where are you at? And then he responded to it right away. He's like, oh, shoot, bro, I just missed you. I'm flying out to...

Oh, in Denver? Yeah, because I thought I could maybe get him. Yeah, so Denver being kind of like a layover town, like, you know, all these flights go into Denver and then out, right? So if you get pushed back and you have a layover, you're calling up Shred 80, right? You know that he's in town. That's how Spenny met Shreds. He was on a layover in Denver, and he just called him up and was like,

hey, you're friends with the C-boys, right? We should hang. That's such a spenny thing to do. Oh, yeah. I'd sit in the airport and just watch me. movies all day, but Spenny's just out there doing things. And literally Spenny's brother's flight got delayed the other day. And he did that. Yeah. To Australia. And then next thing you know, shreds picks him up. He's hanging out with shreds. Dude, Spenny right now is in

Romania. Crazy. In this, like, what kind of race is that even called? What is that? It's like, it's almost like a street bike and a dirt bike combined. Those bikes got to weigh a shit ton. And to look at those obstacles that they're going to be going over. It's some kind of like Red Bull event. There's an Enduro cross segment and then there's the adventure bike segment. I don't know if he's going over. And is it Romanian? Yeah, yeah. This is Red Bull Romaniacs.

And the best part is that he's racing for CIF Moto for the U.S. One might ask why he's not racing for Canada. Well, Cif Moto doesn't have a Canadian team. So CIF Moto. I didn't even think. CF Moto was just like, who's our best guy that's like kind of like on our team under our, you know, under our wing. And they course called Spani.

So he's riding an adventure bike. with a giant American flag on both sides. It says C-Boy's TV, too. Does it really? It looks sick. But that's, how much do you think that bike weighs? That looks heavy. Heavy.

I mean, all the... $500, $500? Luckily, they... But, like, go over, the obstacles are going to be going over? That bike is a $450, so it's not like... Most of the weight, obviously, is in the motor. So, like, if you've seen, like, a Honda-Africa twin

that's, like, a $1,200, that thing's heavy. 386 pounds. Yeah. Oh, wow. It's a five-day race, and he has to camp, like, two of the nights, like, in the... in the middle of nowhere, Romania. He's gonna be with a bunch of people that probably

don't even speak English. You're saying he's got like a GPS and they load the waypoints into the GPS like the morning of. The morning of when they have to like leave. So nobody knows what the route is gonna be or what they have to go through. It's like they're running this by the seat of their pants.

Races like that are really cool too because you don't follow like a trail. Like you can look at your next waypoint and be like, I think the smartest way is the river. And then you go that way or whatever. Like there's kind of different options to take, right? It's crazy. Yeah, I believe so.

Like if there was like a river, you were confident you could cross in a better spot than somebody else. Like you might shave time off or you might end up in a pickle. Yeah, I don't know how that works. Like how the Baja race. Like you can kind of just. Yeah, you just got to go there. Get to point A to point B as fast as you can, which most of the time they spend. Like the Iron Dog.

Same thing. Yeah. You don't, there's not a route. There's checkpoints. But like, it's however you get to that checkpoint. You can hike up a fucking mountain or whatever. Yeah, I wish Romania was not on the opposite side of the world because it'd be really sick to fly over and then surprise Spenny with him coming across the finish line because he's over there alone. I know.

So he comes across the finish line and we're there like Terenemad. That'd be so cool. Sick. But it's kind of, apparently, as Ken told me this morning, because I did text the group, I said, yo, what if we flew to Romania? Ken said it's very difficult to get to where Spenny is. I book Spenny's flight and it is, it's like the town he flew into. two, there's one airline that flies there twice a day. And so it's like if you miss a connection, I think Vienna, then you're there for a good

eight, ten hours until the next one. It doesn't sound too hard. I figured it was like fly in somewhere and hop in the back of a truck and go 12 hours into the mountains. How many hours to get there? I think 14 or 16. I've never done anything like that. Neither have I.

I'm not on a plane for three hours yesterday and was like, I've got to get me off this thing. Yeah. So maybe like a dumb question. but are there international flights? So let's say you're sitting like economy on a normal passenger plane. Are the international flights, do they have seats just like that? Yes.

They're not even an inch bigger or longer. And obviously you can get those ones, but that's what I'm wondering. They're not even just. No, they're normal. They're the exact same seats just on a different plane. I can't wrap my head around that. Well, Mike, let me, let me pay in a picture for you.

You're sitting in between two people that don't speak English and you start throwing up with the, We're sitting in a tiny ass seat. Yes. Right next to the bathroom. I felt like Ken book my foot. I was just picturing you like having just a little more room. Normal seat.

You can pay for more room. Yeah, of course. But I just didn't know like what the lowest tier was for for six plus hour flight. Yeah. That's nuts. You know who has also been all over the country this week? Fugging Peyton. Yeah.

Dude, Peyton the legend. We have two. We have a giveaway coming up. No, no, it's going to be live. It's live. Peyton was all over the country. He drove across the country two times in one week. He's like, dude, I thought I was going to be mowing the lawn.

Now I'm this transport guy. Then the best part is way quicker. The best part is. You just fly him over, have him driving. We were kind of like, maybe we could have Peyton go get that. And we all collectively were like, yeah, we could send him down to Atlanta. We're like, it's a long drive back. And we're like, he gets back and he's smiling.

Oh, yeah. And we're like, you did it. That's awesome. Thanks for doing that, Peyton. one day later, we're like, by the way, you're doing it again. How do you feel about Texas? First time in a plane, right? First time in a plane?

Imagine going through the airport for the first time alone. I mean, it's not rocket science, but still getting through TSA and like knowing where to go for your gate and just the whole process of it. He's growing up as he works with us. For sure. And it's just like Dalton, you know, you see a picture of Dalton. first day he was working with us, now you look at him now, just weathered. A crazy comparison. A crazy comparison. I was texting Peyton like, okay, when you get off the plane, this is where you have to go.

This is what you got to do because he was like, Atlanta's a massive airport. He's never done anything. So, okay, you got to look for the plane train to get out of there. And then eventually you'll find a taxi. Man, we travel all the time. And I still don't know my way around most of these airports. Like if I land in one of the big ones like Atlanta, like that, I'm like, I just call Ken,

yo, I'm in this terminal. Where do I go? Where am I going? A lot of the apps actually like Delta apps are way better now because it can tell you

like exactly which train to hop on and where to go for the baggage claims or for getting a taxi. But it's pretty confusing. So I thought about Peyton. I was actually kind of worried about him. I was like, you know,

it's pretty easy to just not know what you're doing, go to the wrong spot and then miss your flight. Yeah. And then let alone that, he drives a raptor across the country. And then I was sick. Mustang Gt 500. Well, I go, Peyton, what did you think of that Mustang?

And he was like, it was pretty good. I bet, dude. And I go, and then CJ goes, you do a burnout? And he was like, I did one time on accident. It's pretty easy to do in that. Yeah, horse power. Yeah, when we were coming back from Park City, Blake got to the airport, we're walking through the parking garage and goes,

hey, where's my bag? Like, like my suitcase with all my shit in it. Where is it? And I'm like, I don't know, Blake. Like is it in the back of the pickup? Oh, fuck. Forgot it at the Airbnb, be an hour and a half away. Oh, so what they do?

We're going to ship it. Actually, I need Ken's help. I told them, I'd buy them a label since if you went to the UPS store, it'd be $7,000 to ship your suitcase. So yeah, he's just going to ship it back. But yeah, so we're running a crazy giveaway right now. This is a little this or that. So you have the option if you win to pick either the GT 500 or the Raptor. The sickest raptor I've ever seen.

It makes my truck look so lame. It's embarrassing. We need to get this thing out of it. It's making mine look like a freaking Ford Maverick. Sitting on 38s, it's freaking sick. It's a beautiful color. It really is. If I ever get another Raptor again, I'm getting that color.

Which, no matter what, I'm always going to have a Raptor. It's just whether I get another one. I might just drive this one to a million miles. I don't know. But that'll be my next color. Drive till blows. Which might be possible, honestly. Our buddy was saying he blew up his raptor.

One of our buddies blew up his raptor ours, yeah. There has to be oil changes. Yeah, I mean, there's so many more problems. We were like, how do you do that? And he goes, dude, I don't know. I've blown up more motors than I've had oil changes in the last year. And I said, that's the problem. There it is.

That's all I needed to hear. But then we also said, so do you want a job or what? You sound like you'd fit in perfect. Freaking oil changes, man. Mike's like, yeah. Make sure your car has oil. Yeah. to the far into the thing.

Which is funny, like, how... That's pretty drilled into everybody's heads, but it's like... Life moves fast, and sometimes you skip oil changes. It's not drilled into my fiance's head. She does not know that. When you get in the vehicle, and it's like, you need an oil change right now,

and it's flashing at you, she just like... Keeps driving. Uh, where's the button to clear that? Next. Yeah, that is always funny. Yeah, no, it says that I was supposed to change it at 67, and I'm like, and you're at 69.5. What are we doing?

A little 2,000. That's pretty light work. It's still driving. How much is Greta doing over? Ah, dude, I bet I've seen well over five. Oh, 5,000 miles over her oil. She should have had two oil changes in that

one time. That wasn't a synthetic oil car. That was just a standard oil. Yeah, but it's a Jeep, dude. Those things are pretty pretty fragile, aren't they? I don't know. I just have bad engines? They kept going. Didn't have any problems. One Alex said, true. True. It did make it. It made it. I know it varies,

but quick, like, what's your take? Like, when I get like an oil change on my like diesel or like the European car BMW I don't know why I called that it's 10,000 miles to me that's too much I'm like 5k or less 5,000 miles oh no I just follow it I'm not right yeah I mean I think 10,000 miles is too much this will probably surprise nobody but I did go over on my oil change on my Corvette dude that it's more of a safety hazard for you to change your oil apparently yeah that's for the problem that's the source of the problem actually was a total of three incorrect oil changes. Yeah, how does a dealership mess up a vehicle that they work on like once a week?

There's nothing. There should be a what do I do for this oil change and it should just come up. And that's what I don't understand. It's a pretty standard vehicle. The zero six, though, is completely different from all the other GM products. And they only made 17,000 of them last year. Like, there's so many. And here's my take. Maybe if there isn't a tutorial for every single oil change on every GM car at that dealership, there should be for the ZO6.

There's no way it's that hard. There's no way. There should be for the high end. Unscrew the filter, drain the oil, put it all back in. We got to dream. That's where they messed up is they put in the wrong amount of oil. When they didn't drain the pumps, too. Yeah, they didn't drain the pumps.

So it was like they missed step three. You always do a little bit less because no matter how well you drain it, there's still residue in there. My dad taught me that. I used to always do my own oil, honestly. Yeah, you did. Always. And on my Subaru, on my Evo, and whatever it says you're supposed to put in, it's always less because you don't want to overfill because then it's a pain in the ass and you've got to drain it.

The oil, man. The T.T. I didn't do an oil change on the T.T. I just knew that it needed some oil. I was a cat's a little low. And I added three quarts to it until it was in the... Holy shit. How much do you guys think it can hold? We were running that thing pretty hard, though, Mike.

Yeah, we were. And ironically, I was like, I got to add oil to it. I pulled it up, and it was sitting outside the farm, and Evan jumps into it and hits three of the hardest laughs I've ever seen on the track. No, T, T, T. Yeah, he's driving around. He's just like, this thing's pretty fun. Ooh, do, do, do, do, do.

I'm like, bro, just let me get some oil in there. So it's still kicking, but. Is that the daily now? Yeah, that's what was funny. As soon as I blew up the Corvette, Spenn, he's like, I need something to take to the airport, and I'm like, I have cars scattered all over the area now, and I was like, shit. I'll just take the TT, like in a pinch.

How many cars do you think you drive in a two-week span? You drive a lot of different cars. I'll tell you almost every day it's a new car. I drove the work truck, then the Jeep, then the TT, then the Corvette, then took the BMW today. My truck. Harley. Harley a day. It's fun.

That's what I'm into. Yeah, you're always in a new vehicle. That is fun. You never really know if you're there or not because there's like a couple different vehicles at every location. So it's like, is Mike here? You're looking at Mike, Mike. I thought the same thing when I pulled in today, I was like, oh, Evan's here. Right? Because his truck is here. But he took his Lambeau home this weekend. Good to see. I love to see it. Yeah, I love to see that. Except now he's sick.

100 degree tech. Oh, I have a theory about that. Might have something to do with the tattoo, maybe? I was such a little tattoo. Yeah. That was on like, it's like hardly even any age. It wasn't like Wednesday or Thursday, wasn't it? Right there. It was so light. not saying you're wrong but Toos give you fevers Oh if you have an infection Is what I was wondering Did Mac or Evan get their tattoo first?

Well I they switch needles Dude there's been sickness going around Yeah And getting kind of sick There has dude But not like obviously like a cold Yeah Alex was sick for like three days dude She was really really down down

Yeah I was sick before her Right now I had a little issue this morning Dude I was sick a little bit too But I'm not sure if I'm maybe allergic to Cats. Now that we have the shop cat, moo, it's not that. Moo is its name? Moo, yeah. It's not bad, Ben. Cat has not been around you enough.

I'm, like, extremely allergic to cats, but yeah, I haven't been around the cat at all. Besides for when we were in the meeting room, it was kind of walk around. It's cute as fuck. That's the issue is I like cats. I like cats, but I'm legit, so allergic to them. Yeah. So it's kind of like, I see it and I want to, like, go play with it or like pet it, whatever. But then I'm like, eh, I just don't really want it. don't really bring that out. So small, though. No, they don't. Cats do.

Such little gandruff right now. Maybe I'm just sick. CJ, I was like legit as allergic to cats as you. And Sydney had a cat and I was like, yeah, I'll just, I'll figure it out. And now I'm just not. I'll just live with it forever. It's crazy. Maybe you just got used to it.

This could be completely not true, but how like if cats are around chickens and then you grow up eating those chickens' eggs, like it can help you not be allergic to cats. It seems insane, but interesting. No, I've never heard that. It's like the theory of like eating local honey. Yeah. Bobby and Drywall initially, I was sneezing a lot around them. I don't know if it was just because the straw and it was just like kind of dusty in their pen for that little short amount of time or but I was worried. I was like, there's no way I'm allergic to these cows. But now I don't have that issue at all. So maybe you're right. You just get around them and then you you build up some immunity to it or something. Have you guys seen the thing that the cat poop? can make you crazy. There's like a parasite. You can get sick from it. There's a,

um, there's a parasite in a cat that makes you not fear cats. It makes, it makes mice not scared of cats. And so that's like the thing of like crazy cat ladies. They're basically inhaling all the poop and they're like, I like cat. I read that like pregnant women are not supposed to change.

You can die from that though. You can die from like the parasite. I don't know. There's some kind of toxoplasmo. Yep. Exactly. Yeah, I don't, I'm not a doctor, but I've heard of that happening. Have you checked on your bees ever since we got the cows?

Yeah, I have. I'm actually, I think this week I'll actually be able to get some honey. Oh, I'm not like rushing it. Like, it was no point in, like, rushing it and getting just a little bit of honey. I was like, I'm just going to allow them do their thing, not disturb them. Those motherfuckers guard their thing with their life, literally with their life. They will sting you. They don't care who you are.

So, yeah, I mean. if you're a dad. Well, I think initially they were like, they weren't protective of their home because they were like, is this our home? Like, this is our new spot. You know, now they've been there for a while. So like, they guard that thing. They turned it from a house to a home.

Yeah, they guard it, though. So, like, you got to be careful going in there. I did go and check on it with Grandpa Ron that day. I had my shirt off too and I didn't get stung. But, uh, yeah, just don't put a wetsuit on. But anyways, yeah, I think this week I'll, I'll, uh, see how much honey I can get. And maybe we'll, we'll do a little flavor test. See how it is.

We'll get honey from the store and we'll get honey from my thing and we'll see which one's better. Ooh, I'm excited. A little blind taste test, huh? I'm excited. You want one other story that's, this kind of ties back to the beginning of the podcast, but on Friday night after we ran up Ken's, you know, it's me, Ben, we drop off the other guys at the shop.

Ben lives 30 minutes from here. So, all right, we'll just come stay at Wains. I'm staying at my future father-in-law's. house. House is almost done, I swear. But so I'm staying there. Alex is in her room because she's sick. In our room, she's sick.

So I'm like, all right, we're going to stay over here. It's just one bed. So me and Ben sleep in this queen-sized bed, right? Well, we got back to this house at like 4.30. We're pretty drunk, but Ben also doesn't know how to whisper. So, hey, I was fresh off of Penn's party. You were being so loud. I'm like, shh, shh.

So we get in and we go to bed. Boom, boom, boom. Alex comes in the first time she's like, who is that? Looking at me, because Ben had his back turned to her. I'm like, that's Ben. Oh, okay. Well, I hear her go, who is that?

I flip around quick, expecting somebody else to be. Like, I was like, who else is in here? She was like, oh, it's just you. And I was like, oh, it's you. So then you're not knowing. Like, how long will we know each other? Like 30 minutes later, boom, boom, boom. It's my future father-in-law, Wayne, opens the door.

He goes, hey, you guys doing okay in here? And it's just me and Ben, we're in our boxers, in our boxes, we're both looking at them. This is him getting up for the day? No, no. He was wondering what the hell we're doing? Like, it's 11 in the morning. How are you doing? And then he goes, you guys need a shot or something, buddy?

He was joking, you know? And then, it was just funny. It was when you texted it the next day and go, you know, it was 11.04. And you're like, yeah, damn, me and Ben just woke up. And I, like, read it out loud. And Sidney goes, what, did they sleep together? And I got, probably. It was like, we were little kids again.

staying at grandma and grandpa's. It's just funny having your future father-in-law open the door and you and your cousin are laying in your boxers. At 11 a.m. like this. And we were both kind of like caught off guard. Like we're like half out of bed, half like maybe kind of car. You okay in here, buddy? And then he shuts the door and we're like like, like,

just kind of, you know, getting up. And then he pops his head back in and goes, also, buddy, holy fuck, you look like shit. I'm just sitting there just like looking over at him all right well let you guys get going with your day that's funny yeah it was it was fun

he's so funny it is nice that I'm getting married into a family like that yeah like if you do that I'm sure some people's in-laws maybe wouldn't be that way it wouldn't be quite as impressed 430 and woke the whole house up well Wayne Wayne in the midst of telling us we look like shit or asking us

if we want a shot. He goes, yep, I know how you guys feel. That was me two nights ago. Not like, oh, that was me and my 30s. Two nights ago. Yep, did the same thing. Two nights ago, boys, came home at 4 a.m. I love.

He's a legend. All right. Well, is that a wrap, boys? That's a wrap. Go check out that new giveaway. SeeboycTV.com. We got a bunch of new stuff on the site. And just appreciate you guys for listening.

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