Life Wide Open with CboysTV - The 2023 Life Wide Open Podcast Recap

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

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You want to be in my interview, Ben? No. Okay, well, I'm going around interviewing guys that wear shirts too small for them because they don't work out, but they still want to look jacked. I feel like Ryan's ads is when you wake up at 2 a.m. and George Lopez is popping up on the screen. You know, you always got to wonder if you should be buying something from a guy. that rolls up on a Segway.

That's true. They are bad news. Did you know the guy that invented the Segway died because he drove it off the Grand Canyon? What? We should fact check this. That is the story I heard. No way. An accident?

As far as I know, he didn't leave a note. When you search up how did the inventor, that's the first thing that comes up. Okay, Jimmy held Zin, didn't invent the Segway, but he was the company's owner when he tumbled off a cliff while riding an altar in Segway. Oh, that's not a good look. Okay, so it wasn't the Grand Canyon. No, at least, dude, he was about it. Close enough. He was about it.

He was riding his Segway. It was a creation around the Grand Canyon and fell in. That's, on that note. Man, that's tough. That is. Life's just about finding new places to scroll Instagram Reels. you have to be like top 10 all time for like wet mornings like you oh yeah yeah yeah yeah no you get woken up by an absurd amount of water

top dead top that's my boy mike well if you look at like where i bought my hummer he's got a big sign he's got his own dedicated shop it's got an office it's got a bathroom it's got a workspace it's got a stupid clientele. No, dude, Ryan just put wheels on his Hummer, bro, and it looks flippin' amazing. What do you mean, how's it going? He's wearing a Hummer sweatshers.

He's clearly pretty proud, bro. Okay, well, he'll pop a picture up right here. He put, like, big old black wheels on it and, like, 13-5 wide. It looks amazing. Yeah, it's a good rig now. I mean, I don't know. I guess it's a good rig.

It's a good rig now, bro. All the problems before. He put the wheel. It was on and the rear stop, the rear, the brakes started working. The brakes still didn't. The motor stopped knocking. Motor knocks a little bit. You didn't have Sizzlers fix the brakes?

No, he wanted to put all in their system and it was going to be like $1,200. That's 12% of the vehicle. Yeah. Precisely. And I know you guys love to just belittle me for buying this cheap car because I don't have as nice of stuff as you. No, we're not. We're not. You put on the Snapchat, polishing a turd.

Like, it's just, I don't know, dude. I save so. much fucking money driving this car for the five months that i have to drive it it does just fine i drive nowhere i don't need to spend all the money on another car i'm going to next year i'm gonna buy a nice no no no but that's not the point that's we're not belittling you we're just we're just not about how much money i know it's just funny it's just funny it's just funny it's just a constant joke it's not funny to me broken though it's just like no it isn't i literally have not not driven it like one time because it was broken.

I've driven it every day of getting home, right? And I'm gonna, I can't completely agree with that, but I do want to say, we're not making funny because it's, uh, because it's not expensive or it's not nice or whatever. It's just more so funny that like, you got it and it just like,

has caused so many problems. I think it's like, and it's not like major issues, obviously, so it's like kind of funny to like, it's also funny that's a Hummer, I think. That's why I got it.

I'm just wondering, because CJ really wanted a Hummer, too. And at one point on age two, and I'm like, I wanted that exactly Ryan has. Yeah, lesson learned. But I was like, would he be getting the flack? I don't know if he'd have a cool Hummer's like that. Well, it depends of mine was breaking like his, I suppose. And knowing you, it wouldn't.

You would have spent 25K on a minty, minty one. Yeah. And I rode in one like that. And I still was like, this thing seems like it's going to give me a lot of trouble. Oh, he was going to, Ryan was going to sell it to siege. No, not him. dude, I was so close. I've never met somebody who hates dealing and talking to people more than Ken

who's in customer service, dude. I'll give you some credit there, Ken. Do great with the customers and maybe not so great with our immediate friends that are trying to get a hold of you. I don't think it'd be that crazy for Ken to have a business phone. I don't either. I think it'd be worth it for that matter. He could have his government name phone and then his Ken phone.

But I'm also thinking he has two phones in a separate life. Walk it around with like you know the people that like set their phones down and there's two of them They're walking around holding two phones pulling them both out be a real business man It's pretty baller But I'm scrolling on both hands I'm also thinking even if we have Reddit accounts for everything You can imagine Ken Akimbo scrolling Yeah he's got

I can see it He's got Twitter up on one and read it up on the other Taking in all the information Ken like starts getting like the lizard eyes where they go out Because he's looking at both of them Taking scrolls to a whole other level. But I did want to give you credit, Ken. You do a damn good job with customer service,

and if you have ever ordered something, you've dealt with Ken personally, and I hope you've had a good experience. All right, Nikki. Last question for you. I'll let you go. Is it true? The rumors about, you know, the hog.

Is it true or is it not? Because there's a lot of people at home wondering. It's a tough situation I'm putting you in, I know. I think the picture you saw was a little. Embellished? You know how? But I'm still giving you credit. He's average?

That is bullshit. Was the picture in wide angle? A hog. I had the angle perfect. It was Snapchat. You can't even. wide angle that i'll defend myself there can you

given the angle i took it out and everything made it appear a little more bigger than explain this Evan's hog reveal no baby parrot no only fans dropping 2025 stay tuned would you i could see you having that he begs me too all the time really really

i don't think i shouldn't say beg you to but i definitely had the conversation about it yeah i feel like make a bag it's a no brainer in my head and it's you know dude it's all a hustle it's not like you just got to like put out the most hardcore porn it's just a fucking game no self-fiction you just tease you know nutscapes and nicky turns it down then or you don't want a nicky obviously if you have i'd rather sell pictures of my feet right that ev's feet ain't worth nothing yeah he's just solo would you be fine I mean, I feel like it's probably more dudes would be on their buying content than women anyways.

What are you going to do? Sit there and jerk off. Let me get my lotion real quick. I'll fucking jerk off with cheese with. If that's what the people want. A Brit and bite waffles over will get weird. Oh. I ain't going to college, but I turned it down.

Oh. Yeah. I turned it. down just to do this, just to ground front of the rap. So you had an opportunity to do the drumming thing. Yeah, a scholarship and everything. Where at?

I think it was like in Jacksonville. Yeah, a big band in Jacksonville. It was a big college, though. And they offered me like 15, some shit, like 10 million and something like that, five million, something like that. Okay, but not

$5 million. Pay off your $5 million? Yeah. What the fuck are we doing here? Like, what are we doing here? I was so younger, like, wait, wait, wait, wait. I didn't know what it would. Are you sure they average you $5 million?

I turned it down. I was like, I was like, so younger, like, like, like he squints. I was so younger, like, I didn't know what's going on. I was so younger. Dude, when he cracks a smile and kind of laughs, it turned it down. He was like, shit, dude. I didn't think he was going to question me on this. I love the interviewers.

Fuck we're doing here. Dude, how hard do you have to shred in a marching band to get $5 million? How much money you got to have in your bank account to not know if it was $15 or $5 million? You should start by trying to fit into your t-shirt. But you're down to a medium because how much? He's more down to a large, but you're looking great, Jim. You lost, damn near what, 50 pounds now? Yeah, two pounds away.

My goal is, like, my goal's 1.7. So I was 2.25, my goal's 175. Just to say, I actually lost 50. That's crazy. 177 last Friday, yeah. That's actually insane. What are you doing to lose 50 pounds? I basically, so what I do is...

Go jerking off. Yeah, dude, you kidding me? Nucks to all the people that had my back last video. So me and Cody go to the gym every morning. I'll, like, run down. Yeah, it's not considered, it's not considered jerking off if you have help. Nux of all the people that have my bad to glass video. What do you mean by that?

What does that mean? I saw this video on Instagram today and maybe think of our. Boy, Mike, since, I mean, we haven't made fun of him in about 45 seconds. What's the first thing that you think of when, like, he says something like this? What is, what are you envisioning? Yeah. What are you envisioning in your brain? I don't know.

Yeah, something would do with driving or like, no, unreliability in general. You know, it could really be anything. Unreliability in general. In general. I love the self-awareness, Mike. My caption in the group chat to this was Mike on a casual drive to Fargo. It's yellow, too. I mean, he racked really bad.

What? What? I gave a little gas. Still fortunate to be from Canada. That's for sure. I live in the most beautiful place in the world. It's not tropical, but it's tits deep snow. That should be Rebel Stokes.

It should be Rebel Stoke's slogan. It's not tropical, but it's tit's deep snow. Where do you get yesterday? I can go to choose anything on it. Revelstone. let me tell you it's been a tough time for me it's been a trying time oh really well you start talking shit on vapors you got half the population now that's going to disagree with you they're not going to want to hear that shit no and then the other half thinks it's it's awesome they think it's

funny so now it's like i got one half just like hell yeah cj that was so funny and then the other half like i really think cj needs to get off the podcast he's not that good on it anymore yada yada i'm like jesus so like is there kind of funny Is there anything you'd like to say to the vapors out there? Hey, man, I know it's tough to hear, but I'm just looking out for you. Ken, I'm just looking out for you, man. Oh, don't look at Evan. Don't look at me.

Bro, Ken, you can't deflect on to someone that's not even here. Yeah. Ken, he's one of your robot dick brothers. Jesus, you're going to take your own dig out now? Ken hates the Robo Dick story more than anything else. Mostly because it involves his two least favorite. things dicks and robots making fun of vaping yeah yeah do things he's passionate so i've i've recently inquired even more haters after that story went viral so uh do you guys like clean up

on on the girls being djs we just do our job crashing never hurt anybody it's what it's coming to a dead stop that hurts you you got a roll, baby. That's what I'm saying. Crashing never heard nobody. Please be careful. We probably won't, but hell yeah. All right, I want to do a bit where I pop up YouTubers cars.

We've all watched the videos of them being built or them doing anything with them on the internet and then ask you guys what you rate them 1 to 10. Also, I want to say when I was going through and trying to narrow down just a couple of cars to do, bro, so many YouTubers have so many unique and cool cars these days.

And it was really difficult. But, all right, first one up. Stradmans, Lamborghini Eventador, Pirelli Edition with Liberty Walk wide body kit, Rosa Cantis paint and white pinstriping. The paint job is one of three painted in this color in the world. And it's got a custom all white and pink interior. The story behind it was, it was in an accident with a police car before he bought it. And now it's a salvage title that he completely rebuilt.

So pretty cool. But with his dad, I think, too. He finished it on the day that his dad passed away. So he kind of, it's in memory of his dad. But all right. Okay. Mike, one of the ten. Uh, nine.

C.J. I'd have to say 10. Really? See, I think you can put a kit in that color, in that wing, on a heavy modified Lambo like that. So I think it all works together pretty well, but it seems to be a bit overstayed for me. I'm going to play devil's avocado.

Eight point. too so it's still very loud and i think it works for a youtube it looks amazing i guess the only bad part about a venador's in general is the interior is very outdated like the screen and all that have you noticed that yeah i think why is that most lambos are i think most lambas don't it's even worse like and that's a more expensive Lamborghini if i had to guess it would just be i remember when i saw a bugatti interior and someone explained that they try to keep it uh timeless i would say they're playing in on that which is kind of you look at it's not just oh okay it's it's it's it's I don't know, but they just haven't changed it, I don't think.

But of all the things, my favorite part is the full custom interior. Like, that's what makes, that's what to me sets it apart. His white dash, I guess, is like problematic because it reflects onto the windshield. It's so angled. And I guess it's kind of hard to see. Everything about it is perfect, so loud. It looks like one of the fastest cars you'd ever see on the road. The only reason I took it the one tick off was because it's pink.

I love that it's painted, but I would do it. like any other color besides pink, but it still looks beautiful. I mean, you're really never going to see a wide body event door like this, but you're really never going to see a pink wide body with white wheels, white interior, big ass wing. Very true. Loud exhaust. Everything about it. One of a kind.

It's such a YouTuber car. It's so over the top. It's ridiculous. I love it. I think he absolutely killed it on it. Here's like a side shot of it that I think is really shows like the angles of it, how sharp it is. I love that. It's such a beautiful car.

the spider. I'm actually not sure. I think it's on static suspension. It's got a front lift on it, I believe. But a lot of these cars are on airbags, but people that have airbags or shops that install a lot of airbags or static suspension on cars, they always say that airbags are kind of a pain in the butt and they never are as good as you would want them to be. Doesn't work very well in my homer. Ryan knows firsthand. Such a beautiful car. I'd give this a 9.5. Nice. I love that car. I got to stay with 10. Shaking it up a little bit here. Whistling Diesel is 2022 AMGGG-G-63, otherwise known as a G-Wagon. This thing, it's got bigger turbos on it, pushing 1,000 horsepower, acropovic, exhaust, lift kit, and 33-inch tires.

I'd give this one a 9.5. Dude, I hate to say it with 10. I love it. Really? Yeah, I like that a lot. Because this is the coolest G-Wagon I've ever seen. this is more of like a more of a stock car you know obviously it's got the little cosmetic changes to it and it's faster but overall you're going to look at it and it mostly looks stock i think it's beautiful right well it's sweet because he modified it but it still works like he's jumping it right there like you could have went and you could have modified it either lower or put such a big lift on it that it becomes unfunctional so where he nailed it was it's fast af and it sounds pretty solid but yet you can do stuff like that with it so i mean yeah you can do stuff like that with it so i mean yeah I'd give it like in the nines.

It really is a great looking car. And I think the coolest part about it is that he really showed how capable it is. My only beef is the exhaust. Sounds kind of tinny. Which I know people are on, but I think it just... For a $9,000 exhaust. Exactly. I would have expected to be a little better, but it's loud and it's sweet.

I guess what I find most interesting is that after he uploaded this video, I like G-Wagons. But then a video of Whistling Diesel basically destroying this thing made me like them 10 times more. I mean, obviously he tested it and showed what it can do, but I was like, I want one. That's a nice-ass car, and it's badass, too. And what it can do? I mean, the suspension, I don't even know.

It's got to weigh a bunch. Whoever built the suspension for that deserves an award. I feel like it's hard to have a luxury vehicle. That's a luxury, like, boozy vehicle, but it's still badass in my opinion. And that's because of like maybe the red, but also just the overall look of it, it's just a badass vehicle.

I like it a lot. $300,000 vehicle. And that's obviously with dealer markup, and I think he bought it in the worst possible time. But that is a lot of money for basically a glorified Jeep. But as he proved, it's a lot better than a Jeep. I just want to play the clip of him jumping it.

For anyone that hasn't seen it. God, that's such a... 91 feet. Imagine if he would have rolled that thing, dude. No one there that day was expecting to see that... that much of a boot. Dude, I have been to those sand dunes and I have tried to jump them. Well, I have jumped them in a side-by-side with side-by-side bog.

And we probably went not even that far. And it was terrifying. So I can't imagine doing it in like an 8,000 pound car. I think the thing about that video that really makes it stand out is 99% of people who own G-Wagons will never take that thing off the pavement. And he's just full sending it. Yeah. And it actually held up, which is cool.

All right. The next car is T.J. Hunt's 2020 C8. Corvette twin turbo 1500 horsepower with a fully custom street hunter wide body kit which is his own wide body kit so it the thing is like completely one of one insanely fast and personally I think it looks amazing this is my favorite wide body kit on any of the C8s uh what do you guys think 10 9.9 for me I hope you picked ugly or YouTuber cars because I feel like we're giving all these I'm giving this a seven dude okay seven maybe a seven and a half reason why i'm saying that i honestly don't think it looks like good with the wide body kit

the rear is too wide compared to the front it looks too wide it's not proportionate and there's oftentimes where i see a wide body kit get thrown on a vehicle and it's just like too much like strabman has looked good this is too wide in my personal opinion and i don't really like the wing either just kind of looks doesn't look right to me i'd rather just have a factory one the thing i do like about it is it isn't a bolt-on kit you know it doesn't have the bolts holding it on. I don't know how it's fastened. It probably has bolts, but I like that it's smooth. From the backside. Yeah, from the back. You don't see the rivets. Yeah, exactly. Because I think that's the one thing that can sometimes make body kits look cheesy is it looks like they are bolted onto the

outside of a car, which they are. I agree. It does look a little bit cheaper. This one looks a little bit more factory. When I saw it at SEMA, I thought it looked kind of homemade personally. Really? I got nothing as D.J. Hunt. I'm just saying I thought it seemed kind of homemade. Like it just It looks wonky to me. I think one thing that it could maybe change, let's say the rear fenders weren't as wide, and this was a ZO6. I know that would change a lot,

but the fenders are already wider on that. I think that would look tasteful. But I think it looks incredible. The color is, like, amazing for me, but still would change it. The wheels, though, the silver, like, three-piece, whatever, H-R-E wheels, unreal.

That's my favorite part of the car. I love that silver wheels are coming back. My, like, dream is a black, either matte black or just black car and then get some really nice polish wheels kind of like Mike has on a Subaru the same color you already kind of got that with your homer ride that's true yeah kind of but I mean yeah

I just I think that's such a cool look that went away for a while that I think now should come back I agree with that I think that TJ ran into a lot of problems with the twin turbo kit on this because the ECU was so hard to unlock or do anything or actually maybe they didn't even unlock it but it's so hard to do anything with the C8 platform.

You want to know what's even crazier, though, is Emilia Hartford? She already twin turboed her fucking Z-0-6. Yeah, how? C-8. Does it work? They don't have a tune yet, but she slapped them on, started it up, revved it. I was, like, mind-blowing. That'll be a crazy car.

A Z-0-6-C-8 twin-turboed. Unreal. Yeah, it sounds like a Ferrari. Yeah. A twin-turbo Ferrari. But, yeah. The only turn-off to this car is it's now for sale. and it is for sale for $250,000 for a Corvette that's not even a zero six that's a lot of money no way a lot of money no one's gonna buy that for 250 yeah I don't know somebody who's maybe a big TJ fan and watch the whole build have you guys seen the uh the video of the guy proposing on the baseball yeah what was he doing there can pop up this video I just sent you what was he doing there was that I could not believe that dude I could not believe it either also I was I

I don't know why you'd go down to do that. I know. You're not a player, bro. It would have been better if he was like... Yeah, that's not your field. Well, how did he think this was going to end here, play it? Dude, he gets rocked, bro. Oh!

Oh my gosh. Bro, that guy got whiplash, 100%. Yeah. I mean... And then they bounce, like when they land on the ground. What a shitty way to start off of marriage, man. Yeah. Like, literally getting arrested.

That's all on him, too. Like, they don't even get to enjoy this moment because now he's just... Because he's got CTE. Everything's been spoiled. He doesn't even remember that he did it. He's going to be locked in a jail cell. Go back and play the hit again. Bro, that guy hit sticked him.

That, yeah. Madden, 2023 hit stick. The title, Dodger fan. Oh, that was head to head. That's like a flagged. That was a legal hit. A shoulder to head. It was an illegal hit.

Oh, dude, I don't know. Dude, he clunked his ass. You can tell that that. Oh, dude, he crunched his ass. It seems just like a little bit too power hungry. Like, I agree. He gets a little bit of authority. He seems pretty chill.

Yeah, this guy wasn't doing anything. You know what I love about you, Steve? Is everyone always dreams of getting to where you're at, right? Where you get the money and you can buy all these cars. Sure. But you drive them and you treat them exactly how everyone would always dream that. Sure. And that's like my favorite part is that you're like, you're actually mobbing these things down the street.

Like, like a 18-year-old kid would. I've gotten, as I've gotten old, I've gotten a lot smart. Like, I'm not, I'm not speeding. I'm speeding in the right areas. Like, that's what my buddy, CJ says. As what CJ said, it, he only gets one ticket every three weeks. Oh, well, I was going to say, I used to get a ticket, two to three tickets a year. I have, I've had well over 35, 40 tickets.

I've had none in the last three years. And it's because you just kind of like, you're like, there's a right place and a wrong place to speed. Like, I don't want to speed where there's a lot of intersections, crossroads, homes, but like there's plenty of stretches that that don't have any of that and and they're they're very unlikely to probably be patrolled so like those are the ones that I'm going 100 120 150 plus on allegedly yeah allegedly in Mexico and then there's certain highways that that have like long stretches like you know that it's not possible to patrol yeah and so that's where I really try to get my aggression out dude I saw the video of you doing 200 in your Pukai yeah yeah

yeah yeah 211 miles an hour I can't disclose where, but yes. What does that feel like? Oh, not scary. Like, the problem was I hit it, and then there was a curve way up ahead, right? And then, so I start breaking, but you're like, you can't hard break at that speed. Yeah. So, like, the curve got taken at like, 130, 100.

So it's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of, you just don't realize how quickly it comes up. That's what she said. And it's like, it's so far ahead where I break cautiously, but like, I'm like, oh my gosh, like I needed to break even early. And that was one that I texted the crew. That was when I went 2-11, and I'm going around the curve. And there was, the Senna was right behind me. And that's when I'm like, all right, guys, like, we need to chill a little bit more than that in the highway.

And I was leading the car. And it was my fault. Everyone's like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Aren't you leading? We need to chill a little bit more than that. Like, it's just not worth it. Maybe we'll just go at 130, 140, but I don't know about this 211 shit. But it is tough because you got a Bugatti.

It sounds like you have to. You guys follow. Like what's going on with the football draft at all or anything? A little bit. I saw there's some guy. He's like a real stud. He's got a bunch of chicks around him. Oh,

yeah. He was supposed to go first round and didn't. Oh. Yeah. He was supposed to go like early first round and just straight up did not get picked. Looking like a young Hugh Hefner over there. Except one of those guys, it must have been his mom. But I'm assuming they're mostly his sisters, but just looks weird.

Was he kissing any of them? All of them. Kind of. No, I'm just kidding. He wasn't. But yeah. three hot sisters plus his girlfriend but then there was a whole scandal oh no he had his hot sisters yeah why would you do that do i would he sit on the couch and it's like him girlfriend three good looking

sisters wow so barswell of course did a whole right up and all that but the dad when he they like were hugging or something like that maybe there was a different guy because that guy got drafted kissed him on the lips no oh the dad goes a hug the girlfriend hugs the girlfriend and then gives her two pats on the butt oh what don't that television i heard something about this that was like two years ago oh that was two years ago i don't know but i i remember seeing like a clip of a dad being at the i think they were at a game but yeah this is this was last night yeah right but i've just heard that happening before that's tough do you got to have like a father son conversation or son father conversation like listen dad next time i'm on i'm on espn you can't be

slapping that's not going to happen again after that uproar that's it's almost one of those things that you're just like seriously just at least don't do it on live you guys Look, Dad, if you're going to slap my girlfriend's ass, just don't do it on live TV. I'm not sure what sport it was, but the guy scores a touchdown, and then it, like, goes up to the people in the box and is, like, everyone's hugging, high-fiving. And, like, the dad, like, kind of, like, moved his hand over and, like, graze the girl's ass. It was, like, completely out of the way. And it was all caught on cameras. Yeah, God, damn.

That's awkward. Yeah, I thought that's what I remember. We were talking about, Ryan, but. Ready. Whoa! Like, you threw that in there, dude. That was just so unnecessary. That was an accident, for sure.

I... She had a dumper, too, which really makes it. It was like half an accident, but it was too firm. Yeah, no, it's a double. So unnecessary. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he was just thinking he was out on the field because his son just got drafted. And when you're playing football, you slap each other on the ass, you know?

So maybe he, like, had some flashbacks to his old days. in the right of it goes that is no accident whatsoever not once but twice and the one would been weird i feel like the two is like the good job it was just the fact that he like he didn't come from a top like tried to get a little waste he came from down under yeah he did kind of go underneath it there's no way that shit wasn't an accident but yeah it is weird that's a very unfortunate event so because that's going to overshadow him getting drafted like come on dad that's what the whole article's about now everyone forgot it No, I'm known as the dude.

I'm the new guy. Now everyone knows me as the dude with the dad who slaps my girlfriend's ass. Dude, I think. What about the Jets player, the quarterback? Zach Wilson? Zach Wilson. Last year there was a whole scandal because his girl, like.

Well, I mean, he was hooking up with his mom's best friend. Strange stuff, man. All that just comes to light. It's unfortunate that it's got to come to light at the biggest moment, though. Yeah, but I think within like his team. Definitely gave him some respect probably. For sure. Yeah.

I mean, they were probably, I don't know how well that worked. down for him, though. Evan's like, what's wrong with being a rat? Oh, my God. Evan moves to New York. Evan shares a badge. Evan shares a few video ideas with people he maybe shouldn't have that didn't ruin a whole lot, and now he's forever known as a knock.

We should pull up a clip of cart narks. That shit's funny. Oh, look at you, Ken. Jimmy's Christmas. I think it's kind of funny being a nark if it's like lighthearted like this. There's really no consequence. Well, that's kind of why I use this as an example, because it truly is, like, one of those things.

Unless you're physically incapable and handicapped, just put your cart back. Weep-skeep, wheed-le-deepage of camera here with the cart and arcs. That's not where the carts go. That doesn't, that's not where the cards go? No, but there are people, they pay people. Okay, man. Let me explain.

We hear this all the time. Oh, listen, buddy, listen, I get what you're saying. Thank you. I get what you're saying, but. But. you don't care this seems fake well now man

when you go to the short oh is there this seems fake kind of well this doesn't seem fake at all do you pee on the seat when you use a public restroom

because they pay people that's the same idea gotcha then he put some magnets in my life and don't listen to music while you're in your car that's not safe and it's against

what kind of car was that What do we got here? Oh, she's a good driving. Oh, yeah, he puts these magnets on their car. They back your car here for you. Madam. Right now. Now, I will if you take your cart back.

Would you like to do that for me? Knock it off. Knock what off. The irresponsible person. That's okay for you. See, he's got our phone number on you. Don't bother me right now. I mean it.

But you're bothering people by blocking the spot. Do you understand the correlation, madam? You're starting this shit. Back the fuck off. You start this. But ma'am, all I did was ask you. What they pay people for? But ma'am, what should have?

Me? Let me. Get the fuck away from me. This guy is awesome. And people just, he's got to be in Florida. Cannot attend. It is a freak out. It's in Naples, Florida.

Oh, yeah. I want to yell like a big old sour puss. Did you see her what she did with her car? Get out of there. See now, you're regarding. You're falling for her tricks. They'll get you one out there. What are talking about?

What are talking about? What I'm talking about is the car. Dude, he just got slapped. Holy crap, she is, man. Why don't you just drive away? Why are you? That's my favorite part. So many people are like, I'm in a hurry!

I gotta go! And they're like, okay, just put your cart back. I spent two minutes. Oh my god, this lady's going intense. They fucking pay people. I told you the analogy. Do you throw trash on the ground? Because they pay people to pick that up, too?

No, they don't pay people to pick it up. What a garbage man for? What are garbage men for? dude man he had to have just just unlocked something just hidden in this lady yeah but i think that's what i mean like he he unlocks that out of a lot of people this guy must have been like a former cart boy that had to go and get him yeah you know you know what i love most about this guy is that he's acting very karenish by going up and basically telling people you know but then Hardaway, and then he brings the Karen out of people.

Not being a Karen. So then it's like two Karen's going out of each other. And then pretty soon, he looks pretty normal. He's like, what he said wasn't even out of line. The way that he came up kind of reminds me of that, that police officer that isn't a police officer. That gets like superheated. Yeah. But it's not his job, you know?

So he's kind of got like the same like, it's not my job, but I'm going to go up. We should do this for a bit. The nice thing is this guy's got a hilarious bit, dude. He's got a playful. attitude with it, which is kind of what helps. It doesn't sound like he's going to be very playful. I like what Ben said. Him telling them to put their cart back is a Karen move, but he's not a Karen.

He's just very civil about it and just like pushes back lightly, but he's not a Karen. We got to do this. This would be a great bit. Yeah. Yeah, this would be good. When you put a magnet on someone's car, can you get in trouble, though? I feel like I'd be fucking piss. We know Ken would be pissed if someone put a magnet on.

But if someone did that on like my GTR, I'd be like, don't fucking touch me. I wonder if cart narks was a thing before he was recording it. Let's go to the high climate. I wonder if he used to just do it without making a video of it just for the love of the game. And then he was like, man, I should make content out of this. Or if he was like, hmm, this would be pretty funny and then started doing it. You know, like what came first? The chicken or the egg here.

The cart or the nark. You know, it's amazing? We got to order some of these. So Ken just skip forward six minutes into the. video and this guy's just getting heat like he's yeah I'm trying to de-escalate no you're making the situation okay I'll happy to leave I don't want to make your I don't want to get up any harder just go ahead and walk away I will that I'll be great thank you sir appreciate that thank you I miss should dinged up too she don't want this

okay he is more of an asshole than I remember dude why why is this the most Cali guy ever ever Look at his post. Tell he lives in California. It does do them kind of dirty, though, because it's like, you catch someone at the wrong time, having a bad day, and then one million people. Watch you freak out. Yeah, exactly.

You know, it is kind of that, like we talked about it on a couple podcasts back. You just, you're like pushing someone's buttons to hopefully get them to freak out at you. And then they finally do. Something that you want. You know, I, there's a lot of good qualities that you have. But I wouldn't say that you're, money spending is one of your terrible terrible terrible yeah no i know i probably should get a

financial advisor but it's kind of like going to the doctor like i'm a little hurt i don't want to go in and hear bad news they're only going to tell you things you're not going to like to hear i'll tell you that much yeah i'm not not trying to hear it you'd have to have like a full lifestyle change i think i'm not ready for it but i i think if they were to inform you that you need a lifestyle change, like, you'd be like, oh, you're no longer my financial advisor. Yeah, I never find a different one that tells them to spend money. Yeah, where's the, where's the advisor that tells me to head to Vegas once a month? Ken, we do have a little history of throwing you the most legendary birthday parties ever.

Like, when I look back at people's birthdays, I think Ken's are the most notable. Because I don't think I've thrown you a birthday party when you turn 21, 22, and 23. I don't know about 24 But those three years The cops came to your birthday party Every time Ken has bangers They were like the peak

They were like the peak birthday years Those were the best I feel like people Without even your consent or asking, they just set you up for this extreme birthday party. And then the closer we get to 30, it's just been a slow decline in 27. That was a low point. With the cake smashed by Ben?

That was. That was bad. A candle to the eye. And this year, not drinking. That was beautiful. So was that part of the reason why you're not drinking? I don't want to be drunk on my birthday and have my guard down in case Ben comes out with another cake again. No, so it's kind of like a few other people.

they did dry January and I was like I'm starting it late but whatever I'll just go into February so I get the full like 30 days one month thing and it's been nice just happens to be overlapsed my birthday you seem like you've been in a better mood and also I like visibly you look healthier too I'm very very proud of you my Apple Watch notified me this week that my resting heart rate has been lower for the last 30 days I'm sure I'm sure feel good says okay this is a sticky one We can't mention any names here Because we've got to stay anonymous But what would happen

How can I solve this issue If I potentially Fucked my best friend's ex-girlfriend And I haven't told him about it Yo, we're gonna let the mic hand at this one Yeah Punch him in the face, next one He's gonna get fun

To be honest, every situation is different. That's a different situation. We don't know what his friends like, if he's a hothead or if he's a chiller. Yeah, and what their relationship was like. Like, how long have they been broken up for is a big thing. Like, as he moved on from her, I mean, definitely hate to say it, man, but not that, not a bro move. But, I mean, there's nothing wrong with being sorry about it and coming clean. For sure.

You know? This is going to be a lot better coming from you. Otherwise, she's going to hold that over. Yeah, that's true. Somebody else figures out from somebody else. It'll probably come out, yeah, unless you're lucky. So then, I mean, if you don't say anything and then it comes out, definitely much worse than just come and clean. But if it's like a lot of time has passed, man, that is a sticky.

Man, if he's got an inkling that you did it and you did, and he's going to like, it'll just never be the same. So you'd be better off just coming clean. Godspeed, brother. What's the worst injury you've had? broken femur at man what was I 12 years old was pretty gnarly but when I broke my ankle

and my tailbone in 2017 and then was hospitalized for two weeks because I lost 60% of my blood whoa I got it I got yeah what happened I got dispatch from one small town hospital diagnosed with a broken tailbone

and a broken ankle and like they didn't even give me crutches or anything they just like straight off the hospital bed into the backseat of the truck and Nikki and Hudson was like newborn like not very old at all she drives me up over this mountain pass and we're trying to get home and I'm just like laying in the laying in the backseat of the truck just excruciating pain Hudson's crying she's I said newborn but I think maybe she's like a year she's just like she's crying just just doing baby stuff

I'm freaking out because my stomach hurts so bad and I haven't like pissed in 22 hours or something and my stomach starts getting super super hard and i'm just like i'm just begging nicky like just drive faster like we need to get to the next town anyway this is a two hour drive between towns yep and it got so bad that i told her like we need more help than this you know like so she calls my physical trainer and she's like what do i do and he got us like the hotline to the front desk at er at the hospital in camloops called the front desk they dispatched an ambulance to meet us at the front of the hospital because that's the quickest way to get yourself in. Yep. So they

ripped me out of the backseat of the truck, put me on to the gurney in through ER, right to the trauma unit and I get diagnosed and they're doing all these scans. And I was like, I'm going to say 100 mils away from like my bladder bursting and just going full septic. And so then they started running blood tests and I was like 60% low on red blood cells. I was internally bleeding inside so bad that I was just like my stomach was just filling up with fluid

and I was just like, pretty much just driving around dead. Holy shit. And that was in 2017. I was hitting a freestyle ramp at Kyle de Mello's house and I was just doing a whip. And I whipped really hard in my hand for whatever reason came off of the bars and I grabbed back on and I tried to straighten the bike out

and just wasn't coming back straight. So I bailed and just went 90 feet to my feet and just crumpled and landed on the bike, drove the footpeg through my ass and broke my tailbone, broke my right ankle. And yeah, I guess that was, I'm going to say that's the gnarliest one. Dude, that is insane. After that, weren't you like, man, kind of fucked dirt bikes? A little bit.

But then I was like, I fucking love dirt bikes. Three months later, I was back riding ramps again. Six months later, I went double golds at Winter X. So it was like. So you didn't let it slow you down too much? No, but it slowed me down now. ankle is pooched. Oh, really? Yeah. That seems to kind of be the general saying for most athletes that are performing at a, at a high level. Injuries rarely slow them down, especially like

35 like me and then you're like, yeah, I wake up in the morning. I'm like, oh, there's that 2017 ankle injury. Or the tailbone, like any more than two hours on the airplane. I'm just like, oh my gosh. This sucks. I need to stand up. Yeah, not very often. I'm going to be that guy that packs around an inflatable donut. Oh, you know? Yeah, to sit on.

Just like, if I'm flying to Japan or Australia or something, that's me. That's my stees, dude. Really? Yeah,

I'd probably have like rubber ducks or something. It's something rad. Look at the operator. The one more time shirt. The one more time shirt. Dude, this guy went straight for the spin.

Proper. Look at it. Oh. Oh, dude. I don't think that was one of hurt myself because there's four different videos on that. Oh. Did you get bucked off that bull and hop back?

That was three. No, it is. When you get knocked down, you got to get back up. He's never, he's never been a quitter. This guy's middle name is Perseverance. Ken Perseverance, Matthews. Dude, if he's not careful, we're going to replace his last name with something else, too. Oh, whoa.

It's not that one either. I did not know that you wrote it multiple times. I didn't know that you wrote him multiple times. I didn't know that you wrote him. You pay 30 bucks. It's like 10 bucks a time. Wait, that there's like a time limit.

Get back on and you still got 10 minutes. What was going through your head when you handed them 30 instead of 10? I don't remember how much it costs. There's no one. It was like you get to ride like three times. No, Ken, it was that one when you fucked up your knee. My favorite part is this guy in the back, though. The guy far left.

Let's go. Look at this guy. Look at him dance. Oh, that's it. Where it is. Hot that knee, babe. Do you feel like you almost become like a slave to the lifestyle that you create? And I have friends that are more successful that are.

And then you go and you see him and you're like, hey dude, like off camera, like not even on and off camera and not even YouTubers alone, but just like professional in very high other elements of any type of world. Then you're like, hey dude, what's up? And they're just like, hey dude, what's up? I'm like, dude, like, it's, it's been so long hard and it's like, yeah, man, yeah. You just tell there's a lot weighing up.

And you're like, dude, the fucking soul is gone out of. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants.

Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. And there's some that I have friends with some that have, like, realize that, fix it, come back, kind of like do like it's too thin like i i'm not like the body's there but like the inside that wanted it it's like fucking just gutted and it's like that eight-year-old perspective ripped ripped out of them like how much of a slave to the game do you need to take to have that because it's just a fact unless you have a billion dollars that was given to you and you don't You can't have, you can't have both.

No, you can't. You have, there is a, like, if we want to call it a slave to the job, like, there is that to a certain degree. And again, everyone loves what they do. I don't think you get that to that success level if you don't truly love it. And you're like, well, this is what I want to do anyway. But when it's all you're doing, like, 130 hours a week, whatever, how many hours are a week and you never stop and you never, like, take that for yourself or the family

to find the other things that recharge you, yeah, it's like, you. like what's the point right sometimes it takes someone else driving your car your bike you're whatever to be like oh i do love that that is cool i forgot i made it that cool yeah kind of feel that way too when some other guy starts test driving your chick you know start wondering yeah oh man i really shouldn't have given that up you got the jaw drop from ken on that one i haven't had that problem but well geez ken was alone yeah that is a good thing to have you said it like you have had that problem well eventually won i mean at some point i did in my life yeah who hasn't though ben ben hasn't uh yeah no i have oh never mind i have that's how me and my ex-girlfriend

broke up oh someone else was test driving her yeah yeah he didn't even he wasn't even selling the car they were just getting test drives oh no do you guys look at americans like man those guys are idiots? Like do Canadians? You got to think about it. In the limelight, in the camera, you need to be polarizing. You got to be like one or the other. You got to be one or the other.

Otherwise, you're nothing. I think I made a mistake. So I don't think it was worth it for me to get my nipple piece. Oh, I was going to say, I was going to say, is this about the nipple pie? Yeah, and like, and I'll hear it from you guys, but like, I know, I know the whole story. Like, I know. I know that I didn't react good enough. The whole, like, everything about me getting my nipple pierce was bullshit.

Like, it didn't even make, and it didn't make it in the year and recap, which I get. Yeah. I get that, but it didn't make it in that. And then also, like, I didn't do it during the summer. So no one, like, saw it in person. The reason that I got it was parking in front of the door. Like, totally, totally, we had to, like, cut it up to make it even at all interesting. So I remember even at the time being, like, it was.

Should I just, you know, lay down and be like, I'm not doing it. I'll do it for a better reason. But you could have probably said that, but also at the same time, we were staying so true to like this rule that we had in a way. I was like kind of like, I think it's dumb. I'll still do it. And then I was like, I'm going to be a badass and not making noise. And then it was just like, he pokes a needle through my nipple.

And then everyone's like, ha, you got it. There was something cool about, like, how you were so tough about it. But it definitely. That's the only cool thing I have to say about it. positive about you being so like tough and not even flinching about it was that it was different than everyone else absolutely screaming their lungs out yeah it was like a good comparison to it but then at the end of the day like when we were making the year end recap we had all these different ones there was what six of them yeah and uh well five there's five of them right didn't have his um

and we were like man i feel like this is just like kind of getting repetitive and and if there was anyone to cut out mics and i'll just take pride in that then i'll take pride in that i remember just be like damn bro he's going to watch this and be like we're in 45 minute long video and i couldn't get three seconds for his nipple getting pierced all right even though that unfortunately had to be redacted is there anything else that happened that you're comfortable talking about oh yeah like getting punched in the face all right do you want to start this little segment here yeah should we separate you or is no we're good we're good we're

And you want to switch spots with Mike just to make sure it's no more physical altercation? Well, Jake's going to need the safe place. He's the one getting assaulted. Well, I don't know if, I don't know if Jake is in the right here. No, I don't know if Jake deserves to be protected here. I got one. Like, I have one coming back. Come on.

You can't say what happened? Yeah, get to the story. Yeah, get to the story. Well, Jake hooked up with Micah's ex-girlfriend. Jake then told Micah, and then Michael, punched him in the face. That is the very short version of it. That's rightfully so.

That's how Jake tells the story on when he tells people. On paper. Yeah. But no, it was, this is all premeditated with the both of us. You planned on having that. No, but you told him to.

You planned on it. No, I didn't plan. Hold on. Back up. He was very nervous to tell me that information. Very nervous. Yeah. I think so.

But then you told me, he called you and you're like, do you think he's going to care? And you're like, I don't know. I don't. Maybe. Well, so Jake, after it happened, Jake called me. It was like, dude, I got to get this off my chest. I hooked up with Mike's girlfriend last night, ex-girlfriend. Yeah.

Oh, man. Do you think he's going to be mad? And I laugh and I go, man, dude, you got no boundaries, do you? Dude, I was talking to Mike. I'm like, we're four-time champions, though. I wanted to get you a trophy, bro. You've got three on his belt on me. And I go, to answer your question, though, no, he won't be mad, dude.

Mike never gets mad, and I think it's water under the fridge. He's not going to be mad. And then you called me a couple days later. Bro, dude, I told Mike, and he punched me in the face. And I was like, no way. Dude, I'm not glad. When I told him, I was just stunned at what happened. We were just, like, looking at each other.

Boom! No, that's not. I mean, that's not what happened. You have every right to be mad, Mike. Yeah. I know, I'm with you, Doc. I'd be mad, too. For the sake of the story, I wish that would have been, there would have been no words exchange.

I just punched. But then later on, you're like, you're seriously not mad, and we were hanging. We were drinking. We were, like, just, like, hanging out all night. And then it'd be like, dude, well, like, do you, like, not want to, like, punch me right now? Like, are you not mad? And then I'll be like, I mean, I'd punch you, but like, not because of that. But it would be fun.

And you're like, all right, how about, you know, just one of those like moments where he's like, how about you punch me in the face? We'll call it even. And then I'm like, let's do it. I've never punched anybody in the face before. Let's try it out. Feel good. So then you're like, well, don't make it like a light punch either, you know, punch me. Like do it right, yeah.

Easily the hardest I've ever punched anyone also, the only time I have, as far as I remember. But can make connection to those. big-ass cheekbones you got there. Yeah, right on the cheek? Yeah, right there. You went for kind of the knockout almost. The next morning, I woke up and I go, why is my, I'm like, why is my jarred?

I'm like, dude, it's so sore. And like, like, yeah, oh, yeah. And granted, like, we were very larried at the time. So I was like trying to just reconnect the dots. And I go, oh, yeah, might punch me in the face last night. And then Jake's pissed. He's like, what the fuck? Yeah.

I'm going to punch him back. Yeah, you go and beat his ass now. Yeah, he just forgot about everything. Yeah. And now that you're even, like, I don't know if we're even. Is that open the door again? I'd say you're even. Honestly, like, that was some water under the bridge, you know.

Squash the beef once again. Four-time champions, huh? Yeah, we got that dogs. Dude, how many, like, rings do Jordan and Pippen have? Like, you guys are freaking. That's what they're going to talk about in the local bars team. Championship duos. It's like Tom Brady and Gronk and Mike and Jake.

Well, I mean, at least there's not that, yeah, I mean, it's pretty no line to begin with. We really don't have a line here. That's why it's like after he told me, if our friendship is like here, it went down to here and then back up to there. Yeah. It's unfazed. That's good. Yeah, that's good. It's not a true friendship.

And Ben, you know me well. I don't get mad. That's why I was so surprised when Jake was, dude, he points me in the face. I was like, whoa, what? I don't think Mike would ever get physical. No matter how mad you are. You're right about that too. Like, I don't think I would ever get physical.

Physically, you'd just be like, you're an idiot and just walk away. Or I might have the meanest words ever that I conjure up. That's like about it. And then we only have, yeah, it might be worse. Might be worse. Might go back to his bullying. I just started just bullying the shit out of Jake. Today we're going to be taking an IQ test to figure out.

Which one of us has the highest IQ? Oh my gosh. I love this. I love this. It's tough to like rank one through five, but who do you think is going to be the smartest and who you think is going to be the worst? I think C.J. is going to think that he's going to be the smartest. I don't think that at all right now.

But I think Ryan's going to be the smartest. It's cold. And I think Mike's going to be the worst. Or me. Or me. I think Ken's going to be the smartest. That's what I was thinking, too. I got faith in Ken.

when it comes to standardized testing i think ken will be the best you know i think ryan i think ken is almost too smart for his own good it almost kind of sets them back a little bit can't apply it god all right dude let's let's do it gosh i have such a terrible feeling about this Dude, this is literally hurting my brain. Dude, I want to throw up right now. Do it, it'll make you feel better. Well, I had to guess on the last three.

I got my results. I don't know if it's, yeah. I mean, I already, uh, let's, I probably got the worst. Hey, how should we review? How do we do it? I'm not very, maybe to reveal. Can we, can we cut this bit? What?

Ryan must, can you imagine? Ryan, you're joking, right? I guarantee I did worse. All right, I'll go first. All right, all right. Which I'm probably the worst. I got 102. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, it was, hey, I'm trying not to react right now. I know because I don't want to give mine away, but your reaction. I got a 97. It was a high-stress environment. I guessed on a bunch which probably penalized mine. I would have been better off. I probably had like a 110.

What did you get my? I got a 110. Whoa. No way. Yeah. Oh, my. Show me it. Let me see that.

There ain't no way. Hold on. Let me see it. Ken, what'd you get? Let me see it. I got a hundred. I'm pulling it up. Can I got, I got, what?

Hey, hey, hey. No way. Hey, I got a 102. Wait, you guys got the worst score. Ryan got the worst score. No way. You're the only two of the actual college degree. Mike got a 110.

You guys are so lucky that I don't talk shit. Wow. Wow. You know, like, I just, I'm not a rub it in your face type of fellow. Dude, Mike got a 110? Holy shit, dude. My parents paid for private school, dude.

They got to be fucking kicking themselves right now. No. I thought I do so bad. I'm honestly shocked. I am shocked by these results. I have this whole thing planned to be like, yeah, well, just because your IQ is lower doesn't mean you don't have creative smarts and stuff like that. Completely blew it out of the water.

Okay, so this is just at a first Google search, I go, what is an average IQ? In general, an IQ is defined with a medium, okay, of 100. Below average? Scores above 130 are labeled as above average or very superior, while scores under 70 be considered below average or labeled as borderline impaired. Most people have an average IQ between 85 and 115.

So like, you know, we're all average. Mine said, I'm in the 55 percentile, so I'm just, I'm too smarter than average, which I'm stoked about. I guess I'm used to just being slightly below average. Dude. I'm just painfully average. Ken, what the frick, man. I don't think we could have had literally the vice versa. Flipped around.

What was yours again, Ken? A hundred. You had 100? Yeah. Right on the nuts. That is exactly average. 50th percentile dude I literally said Ryan's the smartest and Mike's the dumbest no offense Mike I think the complete opposite what's your prediction I know

it's good if the cameras out it's either really good or really bad equally as likely I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt that it's been a long day and I'm gonna say 92 I wish Oh! What? What the fuck? This thing has to be broken, no offense. No way.

Evans is the smartest Seaboy, man. Holy shit, followed up by Mike. What a plot twist. The test is reversed. I'm sure of it. Are we sure that this is the right way? Like, are we sure that a higher score is good? Good?

Yeah, dude. Respect. Sorry for doubting you. What can I say, Benny? What's up with the fight? Outside your door that one night. There was a fight? So we get moved to the new room. Maybe it wasn't that nice little hotel.

We get moved to a new room and we're fucking sleeping. All of a sudden, she wakes up. She's like, get down. Get down. She thought there was going to be like gunfire. Holy crap. I'm like, I like, wake up. I'm like, what the fuck?

And there's this whole commotion, and we're on the bottom floor. So I like, walk out, I got my contacts in, none of that. And I go and open up the fucking blinds. There's, like, these two frat-looking college kids, and a dad and the girl, they're fucking freaking out at these other two dudes. And then there's, like, the security, the hotel security, trying to, like, you know. Dispers him. Like, stop them.

And the police ended up coming. But this fucking, like, frat kid, like, this college kid. and then there's like so there was a dad and a mom too and I feel like they were like the girlfriend's parents I'm like dude I really hope this kid this kid wasn't on vacation with his girlfriend's family because he had to have looked terrible

no hopefully not but anyways the fucking frat kid picks up this security guard's walkie talkie and like threw it at the ground like spiked it and the security guards like you're fucking asshole it was such a it's such a mess meanwhile Alex

is like, I'm like, baby, these guys are pussies. They're not, they all got guns. We got to worry about nothing. And I'm standing there

in my boxers just like from here to like not far at all. Like they can very clearly seem. I'm just watching it. And the cops come and like they're like trying to hold like they're detaining like the. Oh my gosh. The, uh, the frat looking kids. The other guys were kind of,

they pull them off this way. And the mom is like, he's a criminal justice major. He's a criminal justice major. Oh, my. And it was the funniest fucking thing. Yeah, you know who else was a criminal justice major? Who?

The guy that shot, the guy that murdered the four students. He was a criminal justice. Yeah. Yeah. And I thought that was funny because I was like, oh, yeah, he's, never mind, guys, you got to let him off. He's a criminal justice major.

He's drunk throwing walkie talk. He's picking him fighting. I just thought it was funny. But he knows what he's doing. He's a criminal justice major. And I just kept saying that then for the rest of the way. I was basically just making fun of college degrees, which then Alex, you know,

She maybe just got annoyed at me. Criminal justice major. And I almost opened the door and started cracking some jokes. She's like, stop it. Stop it. You know. See, there was his phone like this. He's a criminal justice major.

Okay, there's no major that she could have yelled out. You got to let him go. That would have made it better, right? No. Criminal justice major. He's going to school to be a doctor. It'd be like, okay, he just tried to kind of assault me. He'd be like, he's going for communications.

Well, he obviously isn't very good at it. Hey, guys, this guy's going to college. We've got to let him go. He's a criminal justice nature. Have you were with me when I did this, but I got a call the other day from the Clay County Sheriff's Office. And, you know, it gave me flashbacks to, like, when I was younger, I'd get a call from the Sheriff's Department,

and they would, you know, it would be something that I was, like, maybe potentially involved in. Nothing crazy. Like having yourself, well, first too loud. Yeah, yeah, it's like, we're, hey, you know, were you with the fellows that were throwing fireworks at the park, you know stuff like that okay um but anyway flashback to that but i i'm getting a call from the clay county sheriff's department i'm like well i was like dude answer it it's gonna be just answer it so i

answer it was like the jail recording like press button to accept call so then yeah so then it was like press button to accept call for the jail i'm like okay well cool someone in jail's calling me and then this is so up mike would answer the phone it was so great i got you know hello and he's just like Hey, you still, are you still with that? And I just, oh man, did I ever want to troll him? Did I, I want to roll that with, you know, but I couldn't waste his minutes. Yeah, that's why. Oh, that was his next thing.

He just goes, I just added four more minutes. You still with that? And I was like, listen, you got the wrong number. Hang up. Call who you got a call because you only got three now. Like, someone from jail called you? And it happened so quick, like that quick. Like he said, are you with dad?

I'm out of, I got four minutes. Yep. And I was like, oh, wrong guy, and he's like, boop. You know, assuming that, yeah, he was like, well, fudge. Why did I dial the extra zero or whatever? We kind of just like, was like, what was that? What was that? Yeah.

What just happened? It was just too good. I'm just like picturing you being in jail, someone, and trying to call your dad or your sister or your mom or your loved one, your significant other and just messing up the number. Ending up with Micah. It can't be that easy to get minutes in there. I mean, no.

You got to get money somehow. God knows what he had to do to get those minutes. Seriously. Only God knows. Not good. So then I started filming some shit. Like tried to just copy what they were doing. Car reviews this and that.

And then I was like, oh, okay, like that's cool. But like, I don't have any money. Let me start filming me and my friends. Similar story. And then started filming more and more. and then got a beer z and then started filming a shit on that and would post that shit like on facebook forum pages i'd get blocked on the forums that was just like everyone was shit talking me on the forums um and it just kind of like started building and building and building and it wasn't

ever like a moment that popped but it was like i eventually started uploading three times a week when i was in college like delegating all my time and then like one summer uh when i had maybe like 15 000 subs like was on summer break doubled down started like uploading like almost every day and then started making like $3,000 a month, four grand a month. And then that $4 grand a month jumped to like 10 Gs.

I saw the screenshots on my like YouTube AdSense account like I'm tripping out. And then it was like oh okay I just made like $13, $15 grand at the end of summer. I'm gonna go back to my job and I was in the nursing program at my school

and then nurses here make like 100 Gs a year and I'm like I'm making more right now allegedly if I continue this than if I was no nursing and I went back to school saw like the syllabus for that semester and was like I'm screw that. I can't fucking keep up six videos in this trip

And I was like traveling meeting other YouTubers all summer And I was just like freak the fuck out And I walked out of class and like What year were you in school that year? My junior year So you were in I mean I wasn't like freshman sophomore year I was in and I was like 50 grand in debt in college In college debt um yeah I just walked out and I was like

Just on the chance of yeah And you at that point you were like I'm gonna be a YouTuber full time It was more, it wasn't like I'm going to be a YouTube at the time because like it was still such a foreign concept. It wasn't like a, like, you know, like there's third graders. Like, I want to be a YouTuber when I grow up. Like that wasn't a thing then. So it was more like, fuck, I'm just doing really well now. If I slow down, I'll never know what could have been.

And that thought scared the shit out of me. So anyway, I was watching Facebook, as I do sometimes. And I saw this video that's about to play. And I thought about just sending in our group chat and going, at Ben could never do this. But then I thought it'd be funnier to talk. about it on the podcast so roll 15 seconds of the clip oh my gosh oh my gosh well the brims are too big this guy's cheating i think my friend ben could do this with factory hats you love me the test don't oh shit i just love to this is just some really odd chinese game show guenness world

records thing like fastest hats removed ah this is dumb these poor women are Drunken laborers that could do this. That is true. Operators, it's like an extension of their body. But this also just shows like, I swear to God, Chinese game shows are so dangerous. So we changed our Wi-Fi. And one of the things it shows web traffic to different websites.

One of the top sites has been the hub. Really? Not top, but like, it's identified. Hold on. Does it say what they're like searching? Like what kind of category or nothing? It just shows traffic.

Oh, just says the hot. Hold on, hold on, hold on. For you, here or your house? For here. For here. Well, who's the only one that lives here? Who's the only two?

Evan and Mike. Or do we have a work jerker? I don't think so. Okay, pull it up. There are three devices. Uh-oh. A 13 pro max and 11 pro max and a 14 pro max. Neither of them are me.

That's not my deal. I got a little scared. That, uh, yeah. That's funny. So how many visits? Uh, it doesn't say that. It just says three clients have visited the hub.

It doesn't say the dates. Uh, no, just says in the last 30 days. That is interesting. Can't keep in tabs. Yeah, Micah was so hung over in that video.

He didn't wake up until two, remember? I just couldn't. Our biggest YouTube video ever. Ever at that point for sure. Which is like, that's right. Honestly,

yeah, I slept through it. Talk about like, Like living with congrats. So standard. You slept through that, dude. I forgot about that. We couldn't get them up when you said,

whatever, let's just do it right now. And then... I still love sleeping. Don't get me wrong there. I don't have crippling hangovers like that anymore. Try to be a little... Because, honestly, like, since the... I was just so bummed.

Like, yeah, okay. It's hard to get hungover when you're babysitting. Sorry. He had a two-bure limit. Yeah, I'll be hungover. That's what I mean. I don't... The crippling hangover like that where you just miss...

Or your internal dialogue turns off. I felt like I missed... That's a new definition of home over. I felt like I missed a part of history because essentially I did. I mean, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to phrase this question one way. You can take it two ways.

Do you think that video did so well because you weren't there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The first way you could take it is exactly how you all did. The second one is the second half of that video is us waking you up and it adds a good dynamic to the storyline. When you're watching, you go, wow, one of these guys was so hungover. They woke him up with a fire extinguisher at three in the afternoon. Pretty funny.

That's true. You never know. Both ways. It is funny, though, when you watch that back is, uh, it opens up with us trying to wake up Micah. That's what I mean. That's viral video. Our most viral video is us complete.

That is not how like you're supposed to do YouTube and open up a video. And we, and we, and I mean, it's just kind of proof. It really doesn't matter. You can do whatever you want. But, uh, every time I watch that back, I'm always laughing like, damn. One, Mike slept through this and, too, this is how we opened it up. See what I mean?

It could be option, too. If you guys haven't seen our last video, we took our grandpa Ron bowling, and he might have had a little bit of a slip accident. I'm not going to make the tour. Let's put it that way. A bowling tour? I don't think so. I'm not quite good enough for that yet.

I don't know how many injuries there are in bowling. Luckily, you don't seem to be injured. but I mean you damn well could have been you know when you have a head with nothing in it you really can't get hurt bad so there was a lot of concerned people obviously in the comments but I got reached out to by just a bunch of friends being like yo is your grandpa okay and thankfully you are but a bunch of people have been wondering so we wanted to have you on the podcast to show that you're still kicking it and still doing all right and then also just sit down and shoot the shit with you what's okay i mean people never thought yeah people never thought

it was really okay no matter what i do so it's one of the but yeah i'm fine it took a little bounce there on the alley but uh i didn't realize it's that slippery to be honest about and i fact somebody asked me if it was planned why i kind of planned on getting that uh alley it's sliding on my chest forward all the way to the pins but when i threw the ball and It kind of threw me off balance. I wanted my back, so. It was amazing how off the cuff you were going, though. I mean, even with, you know, the back and forth rifts between you and C.J., like, you know,

going into it, we were just like, all right, here's kind of what we're going to do. But, you know, just feel it out and just, you know, do whatever you think is funny. And then you go and do that shit, which honestly would have been hilarious if you wouldn't have ate shit. But imagine if he would have successfully gone halfway down. And thrown the ball As soon as you went walking out there You can see me go Oh fuck

Grandpa Because I legit knew what I was like Does he what I didn't know what you were thinking I assumed you know it's slippery Being that Not that you know

You've been through 80 years of life You think you would know A bowling alley is slippery Yeah You want to put this Okay But yeah no It was pretty amazing

How good you were At off the cuff Just doing that And just going in it You weren't even scared or anything like i was i was telling ben i was like dude i mean we're pretty committed to this lifestyle of like doing stuff like that sometimes and uh you were just basically like yeah sure i'll do it and you just went in guns ablaze it and just did perfect you could be an actor

i've been told that not a not a good one that's the only problem you're a great actor yeah well you'd be your own stunt man too well i don't know about that one I guess what kind of stunts I could do I do my own stunts I do my own stunts is right and I see how long that was last but oh yeah that was fun with you guys I you know I enjoy it you're a hit you're a hit I don't know about that you gotta see every comment is about you in the common section yeah well that's fine Norman he's humble so Ryan you you slept with Ben one night in Florida yeah we had different beds though I had to sleep with Ben one night in the same bed

The same bed. With Ben in different beds. Here we go. Ken loves just out. Let's hear that. What the fuck do you do, Ben? What do you mean? I don't know.

I was drunk for one story. And now I'm sleeping for the other. Pretty much out of control for both. What else did I do? Ryan, you've got a video when he slept with you. Oh, I do. I'll pop it up. He giggles.

I went to bed. Him and Ryan kept drinking outside. And I wake up. And ready, did we tore it up. It's like four or five o'clock in the morning. And I wake up to. he's like bolt upright just giggling oh he was upright I was sitting upright

Ken was probably thinking this is it he's really gonna kill me this time and then eventually just lay back down and then probably 30 minutes later I wake up you're just grabbing my ass what what Ben Ben and I was like Ben get the fuck away I love Ken's fit when he did that

grabbing your ass I don't remember that. You grab you like this? Oh, I was like, he was fucking grabbing a whole blown grabbing it. Go to hold of it. No chance.

No chance. There's a good chance. I just slap you away a couple. Like, it wasn't just once. It was like two or three times. Stop it. Stop it.

Can resist those cheeks, Ken? Ah, yeah, geez. Man, did you feel violated? I felt extremely uncomfortable and violated. I don't think I slept the whole night. Ken went to the, Police station, file the report,

but then he retracted it right at, like shortly after. What were you like afraid of? Were you, were you awake so much because you were afraid of it happening again? He just kept doing things so frequently and it's like,

I'm about to fall asleep and then he just does something else. Oh, what else did he do? Well, he giggled a couple times and then he grabbed my ass. There's no trust.

I think he was awake. And by the time I, I think he was awake. By the time he finally stopped doing stuff, the song was coming up. He was just laughing. Stop doing stuff. Well, Ken's a victim of the night.

I better just go rip some coffee. That's crazy. For Ben touches my ass again. It was an uncomfortable night. I'm sorry, Ken. I actually really am. I had no control over that. And I'm sorry.

I don't really have anything else. It's funny looking back. He probably thought in the moment it was terrible. I did. I probably thought you were Greta. Couldn't resist those cheeks. You start feeling in his face. Go, oh, Greta, you're a little.

Harry. I haven't shaved lately. Okay. So Ken, what is it with you and like just budging into the bathroom even when the door is closed? Well, you don't always know if somebody's in there. That's what, okay. That's what I'm wondering. Because sometimes people leave the door shut and you're like

and there's nobody in there. That's why you just lock the door. Or not. I do not. And then sometimes nobody answers. How long do you give that? What are you doing in there, Mike, where you don't hear him knock? He doesn't knock for me. I'm not going to exaggerate it. This has happened three times to me where I'm just like and actually two other times where I was just shitting with the door

open that I get you walk up on me and go oh yeah I'm like I sorry I didn't think anyone was here but then the other three times you even if that's so strange I'm I feel that's too much for me no I just shitting with the door open I can't have to sleep with the door with how many people come through here but then the other three he like just like walks in it's just like a swift walk up grab the door oh you look so surprised and then I'm like what why did you swiftly walk in like that how far why don't you lock the door like is he i guess i just don't but a lot of us to be fair i never locked the door it's just when it's closed yeah it's our shop i don't feel like there's just random nerds walking in most of the time well there is nerds though but yeah

usually when the door is closed it just means so like again i'm i'm not saying i've ever heard any knocks and then we're we're at the sugar shone fight we got a whole bunch of people there and sidney and angelo into the bathroom and then sydney's like oh Ken just walked in on us, but I mean, we were, and I was like, what? If the door was closed at a party, there's not no one in there. Like, I just don't know how that happens. Ken, what do you have against people's privacy? I don't know.

Are you trying to catch a peek? Sometimes you just got to go. And what are you going to do, Ken, if somebody's sitting on the can, you have to go. It's mostly some people like just don't, they go out the bathroom through Evans room. And then that door is just shut for like two. That doesn't happen often enough. It's just sitting out there for two hours, wait for something to come out. Have you guys ever had any moments where you've thought to yourself, like, where's the camera?

Like in normal life, somebody random that you don't know. Like, you look around, you're like, what is going on? All the time. Whenever, like, something weird is happening, I'm always like, am I being set up? Is there a prank? Is there a camera? I hear, like, a noise in my house at night. I'm like, someone's pranking me.

No, pretty much everything weird that ever happens, I'm always like, mm-hmm. I am the joke and then as soon as No offense guys But as soon as I realize that C.J is also Not behind it I'm like oh there's nothing Because you two and Ken Usually

Well Ken can't keep it a secret So I usually always find out before he ever tries to do anything I never actually go through with anything The few things that I do Honestly you guys just aren't like Big enough dicks to like pick up and do a prank on one of them yeah that's what i mean like i the the thoughts the thoughts enter my head but they're not big enough dicks well i mean what the fucks that make me a dick for making funny a little i guess

yeah i would say in a way we're constantly just trying to fuck with with each other and and usually it's for the sake content of it's for the content yeah i get that better good yeah but like they don't have like the mindset of like constantly messing with other people yeah i think if you can admit both things if it's for the better it's yes it's still Maybe a mean prank And it's for the better good Yeah I like the better good

I'm so real thing of it Oh yeah I don't know the real thing I think it's greater good The greater good But I like better good When we flew into Jackson Hole when we went Snowmobiling a couple weeks ago

The people who wrote Yellowstone Nailed it I literally looked around And I thought I was in the show Because there's people walking around First of all you get off the plane And it's amazing the mountains and the nice airport,

nicest airport I've ever been in. You walk in, you walk in an airport. And in the baggage claim, there's free mimosis. That's crazy. Well, not even at a bar. No. They're just on a little stand, like a lemonade stand, but for free mimosas.

That was the best way to put it. It was a lemonade stand for free mimosis. It was the crazy, no, they didn't check a single ID. No. It was wild. Dude, there was this guy on the plane who looked exactly like the one guy that tried to shut him down the first big business man i'll pop up his picture here but he's got this flowing hair he's wearing like a a mont clear or whatever that brand is

really fancy skiing brand i don't even fucking know puffer jacket like kind of uh adventure pants and he's walking around that had the cowboy hat yeah and he walks out of first class and he's throwing his hair back first of all took a shit like nine times i don't even i was something going on with him for sure but i was keeping an eye on this guy i was right in front of the bathroom and I was like dude what is this guy doing but every time he'd walk up he'd pick a new person he'd be like what you doing hey first time in jackson like he was going back home to his freaking ski mansion and I was like man no wonder people that live out here hate these people they were so so hateable there was a guy wearing a shawl well like a like a poncho but like a little

bit more westerny and he was just wearing in the airport I'm like dude you flew delta the first class to Jackson Hole. You're going to go skiing. Why do you look like you just aren't traversing the Oregon trail? On a horse. On a horse, yeah. When me and Ryan got there, they lost our baggage. So we're like going up and we're dealing with the people at Delta.

And as we're standing there, there was a lady next to us that was also dealing with lost baggage from our flight. And the guy was like standing there. And you could tell he was getting a little hotter and hotter because then he started raising his voice. And then that's when me and started watching what was going on. The guy goes, I have no clothes to wear. And I'm here for five days. And the lady's like,

I don't know what to tell you. And he goes, I'm from L.A. I don't have clothes for this anyways. And the lady's like, well, what's the problem then? And he's like, don't raise your voice at me. She's like, don't raise your voice at me.

They're trying to calm them down. What the fuck is going on? Like these two are just yelling at each other right now. This guy just kept bringing up that he was from California. It was the weirdest shit ever. It was like, do not a flex right now. Yeah, not a flex. And I was like, man, this is why all these Californians moving here just get such a bad

rep is because obviously there's probably people that hate California. And then there's people that are in love with California but want to move out of California but bring all their politics and problems to the mountain towns. But it was interesting. We were talking to Blaine, who is one of the, well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, for some reason, I thought you were CJ first. I blacked out there.

I looked over like you weren't with on the trip. You know, Blaine? Blaine and Jay. You know Blaine. No, but Blaine is like a full-on cowboy rancher. And he was like, yeah, dude, like, it's pretty much exactly how it is in the show is, like, all these ranch hands, you know, like we're all kind of, we're real cowlough around the edges. Real cowboys, right? So then when we go into towns, especially Jackson, he was like.

All these pretend cowboys will be pretend cowboys, and real cowboys do not fuck with that one bit. And he was like, yeah, pretty much every time we go out, we get into bar fights and everything like that. And I was like, damn, that's pretty cool to hear it. Like, it's pretty cool to hear that. That's like actually how it is. I would not wear a cowboy hat in Jackson.

No. I would not. I feel like it'd just be insulting. I wouldn't wear a cowboy hat anywhere. Well, okay, true. And I don't wear it. I effed up then. I did that.

Did you remember when I wore? it tucked in jeans in my cowboy boots I remember a big ass American flag button up and then a cowboy hat and then handlebars out downtown Jackson I seem to fit in pretty well with that whole look but

maybe Jackson is almost more phony cowboys it was like the out oh for sure outskirts like like draggs afton the places that we went pop up that video that I sent you man this is this is tough oh yeah this is so tough

All right, I'm like, this is awesome. I want to do this. I want to do this. Oh. I love how he just picks her right up. The guy that went famous on Barstool for his wedding, the motorcycle crash. He wasn't the guy that crashed. It wasn't the guy getting married, was it?

No, it was like his friend at the wedding that was pulling in. So he actually reached out to us. He said he's had the podcast sent to him a million. many times has watched we should have had him on i know so he i i asked him to just kind of text me the story over instagram his first message to me was l-ol that was my wedding in the harley that looped out the property owner and myself got arrested that night everyone is good and the wife loved every minute of it i can set you picks and behind the scene content if you'd like what i was like you got arrested at your own wedding that's freaking crazy that's a party that's a party to think that

the loopout was like the second most legendary things that happened in that night there's a quite the story and quite a bit to talk about about that wedding so this is a redneck wedding yeah exactly the bride wasn't upset no that's a wedding people be pissed to miss straight up most of the time you're like i don't really care i don't even really want to go but that one you'd be like god damn i missed that so he said he had about 26k into the wedding after lawyer fees what was the lawyer problems for and then he also says it would not change a single thing if i had to do it over. We are wild group, wild and reckless group of friends that like to have fun. So the lawyer came in because we got arrested for loud noise at about 2 a.m. and the cops came out for a third

time and they were arresting his good buddy who was the property owner. And he said he's not letting his buddy go to jail on his wedding day without him. Oh, damn. What a guy. He's like, I'm going down with the ship. So he said I had to go into and my drunk dumb ass got taken to jail. We went Saturday night and got out on Tuesday night. Holy shit. Yeah. You missed the honeymoon? Yeah.

That was the honeymoon. His wife came and visited him, hand up on the glass. Honey, this is perfect. So he said the fire department had to come out earlier in the night because there was a huge fire that was so big people like thought the barn or a field was burning down.

So their sound system had eight 18 inch subwifers that was heard through the neighborhood and the barn was on 27 acres. He says, I'll send you some vids. Love your show. Holy shit. He listens to it or he just got it? I think he got a sent to us to it, but he'd heard of the channel and stuff like that, which is pretty cool. Hey, I kind of just want to go party with this guy.

Yeah, these guys know how out of party, dude. Weed's legal. Yes. How long is that? Oh, weed's been legal since I've been smoking it. The whole 13. What? In Canada?

Yeah. We've been legal that long? Well, for me, a husband. I just walk around with it everywhere. hold up is that how that works I like that I just love that

yeah it's been legal for me since I haven't spoken yeah but weed's been legal since Trudeau came and bring this country down wait a minute that's gotta be one positive for you

one good thing I don't want to say it one good thing that he's done yeah weed legal yeah yeah yeah that's what it well like you smoke weed over drinking I'm on and off of weed

I took like I didn't smoke weed for a whole year last year just from my concussions but like after I finally was concussion like symptom free I started smoking again so so I got some pretty exciting news.

There is a new self-driving service. And don't worry, yes, it is an electric video, excuse me, an electric vehicle. It's called Sex, L.A., and it is a self-driving car. Sex. Hold on. What? Yes. It is a self-driving sex-positive robotaxie.

Oh, Ken's favorite thing. That's a lot of words for a service. More accurately, a way for people to service. themselves while using an autonomous pod service. Do we not have a camera again? Shoot. Oh my gosh. You have to service yourself in the sex car?

It does say to enjoy a revolutionary masturbatory experience. God, I can't read today. Sorry. So hold on. You can just jerk off while it drives you? Can you bring a friend? That seems a little weird. You're driving around town jerking off.

I'm into some weird shit, but that's just weird, dude. There's got to be some law about not being able to do. do that about jerking off as you're driving around it's got tinted windows comes with tinted windows when you get pulled over for window tin you got your dick in your hand your pants are in the back you're like you're getting an accident cheese louise that's you're off and out pants are on your ankles is this is this real that's a motor trend article oh okay so it's looking that's a car uh no that's not the actual car it's it's down here got a long car right ahead of You know, I don't want to throw anyone's idea, like say anyone's idea is a bad idea,

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I don't know. I've definitely heard worse ideas. You ever jerked Ken while Elon's driving you home? No. but you totally could yeah the best time to do it you're in safe hands yeah you're in safe hands you've got the big screen right here two different safe hands how are the roads tonight one thing i did learn in Vegas though is when i'm really hung over my internal dialogue turns off like you guys have that where you like talk to yourself in your brain as you're walking around you guys all have that yeah i think i saw an instagram thing that like 40% of people

don't have an internal dialogue, which is really weird. Seems insane. Yeah, I don't know. What do those people do? You're just saying, like, your brain working? You're not thinking. No. It's on autopilot mode.

Yeah. But like, when you're walking around, are you having conversations with yourself in your head? Just thinking? Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's hard to, like, it is hard for me to even believe that because, like, you have a point there. It is just thinking, but it's, you're like, talking to yourself or like, all right, maybe you are sitting in the skid steering.

You're like, all right, I got to move this over there. And then you're thinking about like, okay, well, if I do it this way, it'll work faster. Like you're trying to form a plan. You're right. It's thinking, but you're talking with yourself. It's the talking about yourself. Not just like, I go there. But yeah, when you're hung over, it is just I go there.

It turns off. I eat this. I lay down. I was walking around and I realized that I hadn't talked to myself in hours. And it was so peaceful. I was like, man, I'm better when I'm not talking to myself. You just like are just trying to survive, dude. And there's something beautiful about that.

So I think I might try shutting off my internal dialogue more. Just got to be hung over more. Yeah, I don't know if I can do that anymore. This sounds miserable. Well, I was just about to start telling this story about this guy. His mom died as he was born. You know, really sad. This is back in 1856.

And he didn't have a dad. So monks adopted him. So he moved up to the top of this mountain in a country that I can't find. Is this a guy who's never seen a woman? He lived 82. Two years of life. Insane. Never even set eyes on a woman.

He didn't know like what a, you know, a female was. He's a monk, dude. It's not like he's up there watching movies. So was he jerking off? Was he gay then? Because you got to have some kind of physical. Honestly, I would say no, because I don't think they're, I don't think they're really allowed to pursue sexual attraction.

You know, inside, like, in his own thoughts, you've got to have some kind of asexual. Possibly. Yeah, but probably. But is that more of like a thing that you develop from your, like, surrounding. or would you just be born that way? You roll a good point. Yeah, if you're up there.

Did he die? Yeah, I think he's. And he never saw a woman. He never found out. Pretty tough. I would like to know how many less problems that guy. Probably at least a couple. Actually, we'll think, yeah, being a monk and not knowing what women are,

you probably didn't have any problems. Okay, hold on. What about the rest of the monks? Did none of them communicate, like, at all? That's kind of what I was wondering. No, I think they talked, but they're all. He knew that women, who women existed. He heard wise tales.

Wow. Legend of a woman. Real stories, yeah. But yeah, like there was, there's no women allowed in the monastery. So he never saw. I mean, I feel like he got to, he had to have seen a picture or something. How could he go his whole life? I don't know.

I'm trying to, I'm trying to even wrap my head around what's going on. I thought it was funny that we were doing like this dry January trying not to drink. Well, I guess I wasn't, but a couple people in the group were like, we're, we're doing dry January and then right after we got done golfing everyone was like should we go downtown I was like go downtown to the bars what do you mean no let's let's not do that that sounds terrible for the people that are sober or like trying to be sober and then I was like well what if we just go to the arcade we go downstairs go to the arcade I swear everyone that was like doing dry January I was like this sucks like what else do you do when you're sober

I feel like this is just one of those things. What else is there to do? I'm a big advocate. You can't go to the arcade. There's nothing. So I failed dry January. I didn't start until after Idaho. So I started on like the 15th.

And then I made it, which is Wednesday. I thought you were going to say the fifth or something. I mean, it was the 15th. And then I was like, all right, dry January here on out. And I made it Wednesday, Thursday. and then I drank on Friday. But I don't blame myself. I was a good couple days.

Your liver thanks to you and my lack of self-control. I blame my surroundings. Yeah. Yeah, they don't take accountability. No, absolutely not. It's not my fault that I broke. If I had been around better people that didn't take me out to a golfing drinking establishment and then take me to a drinking games environment,

and then tease me with the carrot of going downtown. Hold up. Ken, are you doing dry January? Hey, Ryan, I've been doing dry January since the 7th when I got home from Florida. And I went through all the same places and I still haven't had a drink since. I am impressed.

It is. That's awesome. How do you feel, Ken? Do you feel good? Extremely bored. Okay. Ken was one of the people in the arcade, like, fuck this. You kind of was.

Well, then I went to the, they had a blackjack table there, and I go play blackjack. I'm like, God, I just need a drink. I just need a beer or a vodka redble or something. We make it so much more entertaining. Look at the look at his eyes right now. He's talking about alcohol getting all retarded up. See, I could quit any time I wanted to. I just wanted it.

I didn't need it like him. That's what I was going to say is that I'm not about like, all right, I need to take two weeks off, mostly because I know I can't do it. But pause for laugh, pause for laugh. Amen. But if it happens, it happens. I have always respected about you. The self-awareness. The self-awareness is just, it's off the charts, man. So it's like, I'm so proud of you for that. What is the point of calling a dry January if you started the 15th

or you started the 7th. Well, really, I mean, it's easier to explain to people. Oh, why aren't you drinking? Yeah, dry January. It's easy to explain, but, bro, I'm not a, like, doing dry January is exactly like having, having a heated jacket or going to CrossFit. Yeah, you like, you can't do dry January without telling everyone you're doing dry January. What about, accurate? No, not November.

Did that pan out for you guys? Wait, pan out. Who does that? I sure didn't. Yeah. No, that is one of those things. I'm like, legit. Like, who does that?

Do people still do that? I think the same thing about dry January. They're both bullshit. Like, I think, I like no shave November. Like, do with that what you will. It can be your beard. Could you be your whole body? Like, that's fun.

That's funny. It changes your look. Doesn't hurt anybody. But no, not November. That hurts people. Me too. I was going to make a job. joke, but it just didn't feel right. Yeah, it's fine. I'm not drunk. I just pretend to be.

No, you're fucking drunk. I've been searching a ton for our Subaru rebuild. We're rebuilding our rally Subaru. So I've been looking at, you know, suspension, bumpers, all that stuff. I don't know how much we want to give away. But I came across this video that happened in 2017 when they released the new STI. And I have no idea how I never saw this because for Subaru marketing, like this is the most intense video I've ever seen for a car company. So they took the Subaru to, I think it's like the oldest bobsled run in the world or

something like that. Stutted tires. Oh wow. Oh, they're very narrow. Yeah, we need tires like that for the ice. But look how western he gets on this thing, dude. Like it actually looks intense. Holy shit. So narrow.

Oh, he's hitting snow banks. Oh, whoa. Dude, those walls he's riding on, it's just so not. That thing's got to be so dented up. Yeah, compared to the size of a car. Bro, this is like a death wish. Look at this one, dude. This is the last corner, which is the biggest one.

No! It's dented bad. Yeah, dude. He went for it, though. He freaking, like, hit his windshield on the side of the wall. Dang, that was sick, dude. We should do that. I was like, how have I never seen this piece of super?

Super marketing. This is fucking great. That was sick. Probably because you weren't watching TV at the time. Dang, dude. I've never thought of Bob sledding. We should go bob sledding. We're trying to not burn Cormat down. I don't know if you can say you're trying.

You're working on it. You're doing your best. I would say you're darned you're trying to burn Cormon down. He's just so pumped that you're here. Oh, I know. I know. I'm taking all the blame for everything. From Colorado to Cormorant and everything in between, right? Yeah. It's all just going to hell. how do we keep it under control now that there is no control yeah he was walking in he was like are you sure

we're not brothers in somehow as i have there might be a bloodline down there man i think we got some of the same trousers i mean jeans yeah no we're trying not to burn it down you two have been a little dynamic duo like because you're always sitting next to each other in restaurants and i have been cackling laughing at you too because you two bust each other up and one of you spits out your food, your drink, whatever. I'm sensing a little bit of jealousy out of Mike over there. Oh, no, Mike's all about it. Like Gavin came with town and now.

It exists. Yeah. And now it's like he's just been chewed off to the side. And Evan's like, hey, Gab, come on. Let's go get lunch just me and you. We're just lucky that you guys already had bunk beds in my room because me and Gab, we're going to build some last night. Were you?

Gosh. Yeah. We got the guacamole and the nachos going. I was like, oh, we need bunk beds. Oh, wait. We got bunk beds. Did you sleep on the bunk beds last night just because, like, you know, we got that well, yeah, no.

Yeah, we hit the sauna and stuff and then, yep. Ev, why are you still sleeping in a bunk bed? Fuck. Because we've offered, we've offered to get you set up with a freaking queen size, get you a king size bed in that room. So, I mean, most bunk beds people think is just two twin beds. maybe or something small. This is like a bigger bed.

I'm not sure what the next size or two up. A full, maybe even a queen. I don't think it's a queen. It might be close. It's a close queen. Hey, well, I know I'm a short fellow, but I can lay sideways damn near on it.

Really? Yeah, so it's pretty good. Okay. The top acts as a shelf. What do you mean? Like the top bed, I throw shit up there. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, your hats. My, my clothes. No, not much trash. Hot pockets. Oh, yeah. I leave snacks, you know, goldfish. Right. Empty teacans.

And then also, I've found out, I didn't know this, that when you're using the lower level bed, that the upper level bed is a great point for... For what? Angling the position of your body when you're aggressively napping with your significant other. Oh. You know.

I feel like there would be multiple... That, okay, okay, that makes sense. Dude, keep killing the bunk bed life. You might have had a cheek kill. I feel like I'd get in the way a lot, though, because you couldn't even go all the, like... I'm five foot five. I'd be like, I'd be like, constantly...

Yeah, I suppose maybe it works for you, huh? Yeah, no, it works real good. It's all positives. Yeah, no negatives, really. You come over, like, next time you come over the house, you look at my room, it's just a bunk bed. Dude, that'd be hilarious. My girlfriend wanted me to buy,

a sex swing. I purchased a bunk bunk bed. It'd be kind of nice. Like you get kind of uncomfortable sleeping next to each other. Just one goes up top. You're still in the same room. That's one step away from two bedrooms in the same room.

Yeah, but it's still not two bedrooms. Slightly better. Yeah. Oh my gosh. It is funny walking into Ab's room and he's just got his bunk bed in there. It keeps me young.

There is something keeping me young, that's for sure. I don't know what it is. I think we all in the, a little bit of what Evan and Gavin have. I agree. Whatever you guys got going, man. Honestly, I don't think you guys can handle it.

I don't think we could either. Very few can. It's not for everyone. There's a jam up left and right all the time, but... There's two peas in a pod this weekend, bro. Excuse me, I'm being a jerk. Oh, my God. What's you're saying?

I got stuff in my... A Ceplock bag in my mouth. Man, we get Dumb and Domer here. They're actually the two smartest. Mike is barefoot. He kind of looks like a barbarian. So this is why you guys have to sleep in so long. Oh, this is what you're doing at night.

I love the snorkel, dude. And it's so heavy. This four-wheeler weighs like 2,000 pounds. Four-wheel drift he says. That's all he says. And I'm like, bro, you're insane. bad idea. That thought never crossed my mind at that point in time, believe it or not. That is so concerning. Well, I mean, nothing got broken. All right, so the first burnout, a weight flies off, I see. I think I thought... And it flew in the right direction. I think I thought, like,

oh, the loose weight already came off, so now we're good. I don't know. A Ziploc bag of some sort. No, don't do it yet. The weight's going to come off. Into the shipping container smash. Oh, man. Dude. So, like, that weight could have hit either of the car. Could hit anything?

Could it hit anything? Man, have you really just live your life one bad decision at a time? Sometimes it pays to be lucky. You were really doing a burnout without a foot of my side of my GTR. Throwing rocks all over it. Other camera. How the floor was clean. Yeah, I'm sure it was.

That's why the Zorbaal got popped. I do remember the next morning, Ben goes, why is there black dust all over my white car? Man, what a... But basically, I just couldn't believe... The fact that this is happening is extremely bizarre. Is it not? Yeah, no, I...

The fact that it was just back on, he's... Cheesing. I don't even have pants on. Dude, we were sitting in Florida with Ryan's dad, Randy. And I don't know how it got brought up, but he was like, yeah, you know, No, I don't mind. I love having, I love having Mike and, and, um, Alondra around.

Yeah, sometimes I'll come home and Mike will be parked in my garage store. That's very rare. But I've been, very rare. I guess. Why? I don't know. You imagine coming home after a long day of work. Oh, and by the way, I don't make your daughter's boy.

My boyfriend is parked in your stall? First of all, I'd be like, what is going on? Opens up and you see Mike's fucking Broncos sitting in your garage stall. His garage. Your house. His garage doors is made of windows. He doesn't need to open it up to find out. All right, Mike.

He pulls in and he sees it. He pulling up the driveway. He's pulling up the driveway. I've never made an executive decision to be like, I'm parking in here today. Mike's up his room to his door and Mike's sleeping. Mike. sleeping in his bed or shitting on his toilet in his room disrespectful i don't know i feel like it's i feel like you already crossed line a little bit parking in a spot yeah i guess it's a good thing

randy's nice because honestly i think if i came home and let's hypothetically say i had a daughter and her boyfriend parked in my garage spot and he was already over i'd be like i would literally hop in and and like move it or i don't even know what i'd do it would just be like i think if you were that dad and or Randy gave me like a talking to I'd be like yeah like my bad you know didn't think you'd be home about the last thing you'd expect to have to talk to your daughter's point hey you got us quit quit parking in my garage spot I mean dude he's like he's gone more than he's probably there 40% of his time so keep that in mind let's be realistic here still is garage tall that I was told by someone who lived there that he would not be there I know it's just

But, yeah, at the end of the day, I feel it. Yeah, if he's just like, come on. It's my gosh, though. That's going to happen to Mike now when he's older. Ken, would you be interested in doing that going on in The Bachelor? No. What if we did our own version of The Bachelor? We had just, let's say, 15 girls and we do a speed dating.

Like, it's like a quick little... Like, I'm not talking clapping, obviously. Like, that's kind of the noise I made with my mouth there. But I'm talking just, like, you know, maybe like a one minute, like, boom, boom, boom, like conversations. And then at the end of it, you give one girl a rose and go on a nice date. I can see it. It could be a good little bit. That'd be a great bit.

And you might find the love of your life. Yeah. Well, ask a girl from Fargo if she wants to be on. Instead of a rose, she gets your vape. Evan goes, instead of a rose, she hits his vape. She gets it. Oh, she gets the vares. Oh, Ken must really like her to give away the babe.

I'll cherish this forever. Well, it's only 2,000 puffs. Just something real exciting. So I went to high school at a place called Holly High School. It wasn't anything to write home about. I enjoyed it. But they finally did something cool. Really?

Well, they've done it a mirror of you. In my eyes, they did something cool. No, you guys remember the dirt bike through the school prank? Dude. It's been done. a handful of times but do you remember just the one yeah the legendary yeah yeah yeah yeah so I looked that one up of course had to

rewatch it after I saw this and I was like oh yeah this is just this is the only one I remember it and then of course I'm looking on YouTube there's like 20 other ones so it's been done many other times but I just got sent to a nice video from my high school and they did that as their senior prank and they're they're facing all the charges

you'd think they'd face yeah it's what kind of charges They wrote a scooter Well, no I gave the buddy on the scooter some credit We got a two-stroke And he's revving it Oh, he did it Yeah, yeah

That's like those You know, that's where I went to high school And I was so proud The two-stroke, homie, I was so proud Holy freak, how'd they not get stopped? Dude, I don't know Yeah, well

Man, we should Could have got a steady cam on this guy Yeah, somebody could have been on a one wheel of falling on them or something. But, yeah, the scooter was, you know, the scooter was that. But, you know, there's a GoPro footage of the actual rider. And he comes out of the school. Wait, you're talking about this guy? Yeah, this guy.

And he comes out of the school and he, like, grabs second. And he almost hits a car. Holy shit. But then I guess they loaded up and they got caught in the parking lot. Yeah. So what happened? I think they got pretty jammed. up like basically you know like they didn't do anything that bad that's what's interesting in a situation

like this the adults you know the principal the vice principal whoever else is in charge they're like we have to do something right because they could have to discipline yeah i mean so you can't just ride a dirt bite through the school i agree so he wasn't doing wheelies though or really being that reckless for the record i agree so that they got i ss which is in school suspension okay i've tagged that a couple times not not crazy No, you just sit in it Oh, they didn't get the cops involved? That's good then.

That's what I say that's a fair deal. So they threatened to, but then I was like that's, yeah, they threatened to. They're like, wow, we got to get the cops involved. And then it kind of pushed away from that like it should. Yeah. And they got in trouble. Okay. He couldn't walk.

That's right. And then anyone else involved like holding the doors couldn't walk. That's kind of messed up because that doesn't punish the kid. It only punished the parents. The parents are the only person that care. is about the kid walking. I never gave a shit. But my parents wanted to see me walk.

So that's a little messed up because I know that's a standard punishment, but what are you going to do? So that was for the senior prank? I mean, that's what they called it. We drove a golf cart. It's not that good at a prank.

It's not really a prank. That's just like doing a stunt to me. Either way, proud of them. Yeah, it is funny calling it like, that's our senior prank. Let's just talk about what happened today. Let's just get it out of the way. We just get it out of the room.

Yeah. yeah yeah so um so we've been riding for the past three days and it's been really insane like deep snow uh insane mountains steepness pretty much the gnarliest of the gnarly you can get into on on snowmobiles right so we're in the basically the most flat level parking lot the easiest thing we have done the entire trip right i go hey brett can i I borrow your snowmobile to take a thumbnail picture and he goes, yeah, buddy, of course. Just be careful, though. The throttle has a little bit of ice in it, so it might stick.

So just in case, wear this tether around your wrist. And I was like, okay, all right, well, it should be fine. I'm literally just pulling it like three feet on flatness. I shouldn't have much to worry about here, right? and so sure enough I hop on it and pulling it around and I'm like oh shit I can feel a little bit of stickiness in this throttle right and then there was like a little mound because I was trying to get up next to this measuring stick because I thought it looked good in the thumbnail right and to get up this mound I give it a little bit more pepper throttle sticks wide open wide open on an 850 boost the thing pretty much rockets out from underneath me It plows over this, like, landmark of a snow depth meter, right? Any snowmobiler in North America has looked at that camera and saying, like, how much snow is in Revelstoke?

Yeah, plows through this, this six-inch tree that the measuring stick is bolted to. Keep in mind, this thing is 15 feet tall, and it's buried about, like, eight feet, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Breaks the tree clean in half, and then the slide, luckily, I had the tether on my wrist, the sled that dies after but it had gotten so much speed It was fully airborne I have like the perfect mental image

In my brain right now Like I'm waiting for Elon to just like Pull my SD card so we could put that into the computer Dude seriously we need that Yeah we need that We need that so yeah we have Mike Mike is over there taking photos Because we weren't planning on

Big bummer I'm pointing it's happening I'm pointing a camera right at you As this all happened Pointing it at the scene with a wide angle would have got it all, but I'm in photo. Oh, yeah, big bomber. Yeah, so my jaw's never been lower on the floor than seeing you do that today.

So I do that, the snowmobile rockets out, hits the pull, snaps it in half. I'm then laying on the ground in sheer disbelief of what just happened. And the first thing I do is, like, check my body, like, I'm good. I didn't get hit by the tree coming down or hit a tree. in the process. Luckily, I kind of bailed early. Dude, you were white as a ghost. Oh, yeah, I was like extremely rattled. Casper.

One, I was worried about Brett Sled. It's like a $30,000 snowmobile. And I just launched it into a tree. Specifically built. And also what? Brand new this week. Yeah, I mean, it's like not even out of break-in mode yet. I'm still continually putting parts on it. Which we put on a new bumper last night, which is good timing. But I'm like, the snowmobile.

and then I'm like, oh my God, what the fuck did I just hit? I'm like looking over and I see two pieces of yellow laying in. I'm like, oh, I just plowed through that meter stick. And then I look up and there's like 40 people in the parking lot. There's people like staring out of the cabin. Yeah, then people start coming out of this cabin. So I guess to give a little reference, this cabin in British Columbia is like one of the most legendary spots to go to. Like everyone knows what the Boulder cabin is.

If they've written in the area or like you said, checked the web. cam because there's a webcam on top of the cabin that points at this metering stick that is live 24 hours a day so at any point you can check hey did they get snow i mean look at the metering stick boom hey did ben why is it why is the metering stick all this sudden four feet smaller did we get four feet of snow or what happened so i'm just figuring out what happened i'm like oh my god this is insane right and and and i'm like mike turn that fucking bro, because Mike was just taking pictures. I was like, record, record.

And Mike turns it on. I'm like trying to figure out, like, still what's going on. Turkey comes up and he's like, you good, my sled. You good? And I'm like, I'm like looking around. And then pretty soon I just see a flock, a flock of people moving in, and nobody was like smiling. There was a guy that was like, huh, nice move, guys.

idiots and I looked at him and I was like, pardon? Like my $30,000 snowmobile just ghost road into that thing like you think that this was real there would be cameras rolling everywhere and for one, am I going to loan you my brand new players boost to just go Comic Ozzie it through a six inch tree

like and also why the important tree of all of them? And so I like looked at this guy and I was like do you not realize the like severity of the situation here? He's like well man somebody's got to come up here and fix this thing. I was like, we got it. I have to go over there

and make sure my buddy's alive. It looks like all of the blood left his face and went to his feet. And so that guy was just like, he was so buttered because, I mean, jokingly so, like he was probably going to wonder how much snow we got tonight

because it's snowing gray now. So he's like, he's going to be so put off by the fact that the stick is like four feet lower down. People are going to look at the camera and go, holy shit, there's 13 feet of snow.

What's the best part is everyone that was outside was like hyped on it whatever you know they no i mean like most of them that came up were like oh it was crazy and then everyone that went into the cabin were like they didn't want to see it and then ben was like i'm not going into the cabin i don't want and i was like i think that's where the crowd that's a little upset is and so i went in there and then some guys like yeah turkot's always bringing all his amateur buddies around oh that's even no yeah i was like yeah i heard it from across and i was like in that situation it's really funny because we're the amateur but it was I thought it was

also pretty funny that there was people like coming up and they're like hey yeah we're subs and everything I was like man these people got to think that we're just so fucking stupid yeah like like they got to be like damn these kids are like always just doing this huh like yeah but you guys are going to be able to back it up it's not fake they're not putting on a on a show like they are this stupid you know i don't know i think it was it was just probably came off like refreshing for them to know yeah but you know what dude the video's gonna come out and it's like you guys were shredding and we were today was like you did a sick drop evan did like a half a backflip off a drop spencer hit

a drop on his snow act like no it did the day did start out you guys are like yeah lack of skill that was just like man some things are just meant to happen or that was like camera was off unfortunately. It's just like it is what it is. The people are talking about you. You know, like this is a hot. Yeah, you know, they say no publicity is bad publicity. No.

Uh, no, publicity is better than no publicity. I don't think of it. I was a royal, I didn't know something like that. It was good to be home. I was over at the pub earlier day and like people were like,

hey, where you're big? Really? Yeah, everyone was wondering. Well, because you went, you went, Sober. Right.

I were sober for a month because I was on the road. Yep. Yep. You quit drinking at home. Exactly. Because we were on the road. Exactly. CJ keeps telling us like, yeah, ever since I quit drinking, and I'm like, you didn't quit drinking.

And he's like, well, at home. But he left. He was only God for the last month. You're cutting in half. I'm just damn near quitting. Backstory. Evan is like extremely easy to spook, almost to a point where even when you're not, you're not trying to spook him you do like you were just walking up to tell him something he kind of jolts

and goes whoa and ben has found that weakness in him and now our snapchat story at least once a week has a spooking heaven when he's working on something who that was a good one ben Now when I kind of saw you sneaking up, I just flinched. I think it's my cat-like reflexes. Like, if you were an attacker instead of a pranker, I'm like ready to go. But then when I see it's Ben, I just stop. So he thinks I flinched, but I'm really ready to attack. Name a Taylor Swift album.

Ninety-nine. Nice. Red. Nice. Evermore? Okay, yep. Holy shit, okay. I don't even.

I'm impressed already. Fearless. Damn, nice, God. All right, yeah, you proved me wrong there. Honestly,

you proved me wrong. I legit knew none of those. I would have not been able to say any of them. That was pretty good, I'm dry past that. No, honestly, honestly, but the ladies aren't.

You earned it on that one. So speaking of football players and boats, you guys remember the Vikings love boat? Yeah. Scandal? Yeah. Can you imagine being on that boat? No.

I mean, I can't imagine myself, but yeah, I could imagine. I'm pretty sure they do that. They just got caught. I love that. That stuff goes down every weekend on the lake like that. They just got caught. Yeah, let me see this. Pull up the article.

I want to see the story. Classic little jam up. That's freaking. Nothing that won't buff on have. It was back in 2005 when football was football and there was no rough in the past or, you know, and stuff like that. On October 6th, 2005, an alleged sex party occurred on Lake Minnetonka. Unbelievable.

Dante Culpeps. But yeah, they apparently rented two boats and they just flew in prostitutes from Atlanta and Florida. Actual prostitutes or were they just girls? They're from Atlanta. It was said that they were sex workers. One guy estimated there was 100 women there. Wow. Women for 17 football players?

Two boats? Pretty decent numbers on it. That's a pretty good ratio. An anonymous former player. of the Minnesota Vikings claim that this is not the first time that such an incident has happened. The scandal has sometimes been referred to as the Love Boat scandal. Like, it's nice to see that the Vikings can at least catch the news every once in a while.

They can't catch a fucking pass. But they got in trouble for peeing in some lady's yard apparently. Wait, so how big of a boat you got to have? I believe they were on two boats. And they didn't think anyone was going to notice. They're on the lake. They're houseboats. Maybe they were behind closed doors.

Two houseboats were rented and some, but not all of the players performed sexual acts. How do they know that? In front of all of the crew members. So they had rental jobs. Not all of them, but some of them did. Some of them did. Not all of them, but some of them did. I don't know what's worse in that scenario, being the watcher or being the guy.

I feel like it's being the watcher. Unless you went to a different part of the boat and removed yourself from the debauchery, Well, it sounds like you're a worker, man. You can't go anywhere. You're trying to drive a boat. Imagine piloting a boat with a hundred whores running around? What are you doing? Bang in the Minnesota Vikings?

Put that bitch on cruise control. Evan wakes me up in the hallway. Shortly, not far from my room, but like, why am I in the hallway, man? Come on. You're on the right floor, but the way. the wrong side of the Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I didn't make it to the room. Did you have a room key?

I was, yeah, I had a room key my wallet. So you literally just were like, brain was like, what? Yeah, and then that's the worst part. You just went to bed there and I'm like, did you? I'd like to imagine that I tripped. And then just stayed down. Yeah, no, that like, that's the thing. It's like, why was I like, yeah, can't do her.

She's got to hit the bed. So anyway, he wakes me up and he was like, what are you doing, man? And then you hit the room, thank God, all went. All went well. Hit the bed. All was well. And then, but like, I'm only telling this story under one condition. Like, you can't play the video. This is really embarrassed. No, that's fair. But, uh, I don't think we can show the video because you're wieners in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But basically, middle of the night, Ken wakes up to the sound of a heavy stream. And he's like, it sounded like there's a water leak somewhere in the room. You know, he's kind of like, what the, pitch dark in there. Lights are off, blinds are closed. Starts recording before the lights are on. Flicks the lights on. It's your worst nightmare. I'm just pissing on the floor.

But not just any way. You were like doing what... Hands run the bed. The old tripod. Yeah, you're tripotting with my head. The old tripod. It's probably because you had a boner or something.

I think I had a little bit down. I think I had a like a little morning wood and, uh, yeah. But the worst part was, it was just a lot. It was like the full... It was a full capacity. Oh, yeah, the best part. The funny thing was you said, it's okay. Ryan said he'd take care of it.

But, no, it was, it was like less friendly because Ken goes, Micah, what are you doing? And then I kind of like look back at him with angry eyes. Not much anger in my voice. You get mad at him for telling you to stop pissing on the floor almost. I thought Ryan was taking care of it. Why did I say that? Because you two are getting so close. I don't know.

Do you typically clean up? No. Does he tip? But that's the thing. does he typically clean up anything that I do in a sense like not really and I was just like I thought Ryan was taking care of it so then whenever let's say Jason over here getting a real kick out of the story I go you should have seen the look on Ryan on my face when I found out Ryan wasn't taking care of it and then like yeah luckily the next day was our like last day

there but like I did my best clean it up stinky did you yeah I mean yeah like put towels on it and like put water on it that's about it Honestly, that's the least of Vegas hotel. I'm sure I was the worst part. I was doing it more for a courtesy of us being in the room. I did not want it to smell. That's so embarrassing. I got to give Ken credit.

He was like freaking Steven Spielberg. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Here's the stream in his sleep, wakes up before he's even turned on the light, is recording. And then reaches over, turns on the light, and perfectly gets Micah in frame, peeing. gives good commentary. Micah, what are you doing? Probably because you were shocked

and keeps the phone right there on him the whole time. The only thing I'm mad about is I didn't record longer because he had a few other lines that was just complete nonsense. You should have had him all the way

until you fell asleep. Yeah, honestly true. I thought you're going to say I'm mad that I didn't record him longer because he just kept peeing. It was amazing. What'd you do? Go back to sleep.

Yeah, I was like, fuck it. It's 5 a.m. I'm going back to bed. What'd you do then, Mike? I don't know. He then plopped a shit over on the other car. He plopped face first on the bed with like halfway, halfway down it and then just fell asleep. Do you even remember doing that?

No. Like, you're not in a autopilot. Yeah. I think it'd be really cool to show like your kid growing up, but I don't know if I'd want that on the internet and on camera for those reasons. And I also know, I also know like the mentality that we get into. to make YouTube videos and I would not want to bring my family into that. Yeah.

Like I wouldn't. That's true. There was a channel that got in trouble for that shit. I can't remember what it was, but they were like, it was like child abuse basically because they were pulling pranks and shit on them for videos and it was just like, I don't exactly know too much,

but it can get very nasty with like the children YouTube. But that's a good point. Like the sometimes extremely stressful mindset that it takes to get our themselves moving and shape something up and putting your kids to like or your wife. Also it's like you say like what I said like yeah I mean I just keep it cut and dry simple it is what it is and then next thing I know it's like if you start dipping I'm like we got to do something big I got the family in front of what what can we do to step this up all right Jimmy shoot some shoot some ideas you need to break your leg during this basketball

game like damn it Jimmy you're bringing nothing to the table that's what I'm saying yeah he's like I'm free I don't have um we could build wegos and you're like that's it legos? We did that last week. What would we title it though? What? Jimmy Bill's Legos part three? It only gives a fuck Jimmy.

Yeah, I don't know. I'd still be down to do it no. I'd have to check it out. It could be fun. Or it could be a lot of work and jeopardize your whole family. That too. It's one of those gambols. Hey, if I was a gambling

man, which I am. I don't know. I kind of believe in, like, the hypnotized thing. Maybe, like, I guess I think it, I think it is kind of happening. But, like, Rob Deerick, he went to a hypnotist and got hypnotized for success. Really? At, like, a young age, yeah. What?

Yeah, and he talks about all the time. And I was thinking about going and seeing that guy. Hypnotice for success? Yeah, you got hypnotized for success. Like, so what? Like, what does that look like? I don't know. He just, like, does some things.

and just I think tries to change your mindset or like you basically just programs you for success supposedly and who knows if it works or not but I mean you're definitely taking a good step in the right direction getting hypnotized for success I'd do it if it was convenient I think he's based at L.A. I think when he when the hypnotist that was here ready he was talking about like everyone's been hypnotized whether you know it or not but let's say you drive home and driving at night you pull into your drive away and you're like holy crap i do that all the time i don't i think i just blacked out from for the last 20 minutes i don't even remember driving right and he was like well that's that's you're technically in kind of a trance you're hypnotized in a way but mostly like your

subconscious it just takes over so i wonder when you're saying that when you get hypnotized for success you're just like you're just telling your subconscious like you will be successful you will be successful and you're subconscious like your deep down soul is hypnotized but you come out of it and you're just like nice I was hypnotized for success I believe in it now I believe that I'm going to be successful and it probably didn't really change much besides for the fact of like somebody just told you and you were like nice I trust them and now I'm good dude it almost you could sum it down to it didn't change a thing but your attitude and your outlook on something Which after having Gavin here, holy shit, CJ and I have said it to each other,

but we're like, we're going to try to be more like Gavin and not be more. I don't want to copy him. Because he is incredibly unique and you can't be like him. But just his good attitude and like the energy he brings to people and like, he's a positive person ever around. And he's nice to everyone and he has like no ego. I don't know. I just liked a lot of his, a lot of traits.

And I think if everyone could adapt a little bit of his trait. whether it's you know being nice to people having a positive attitude liking three wheelers the world would be a better place i think so too when we were working on the three wheelers and like everything was going wrong i remember uh Gavin was sitting there and and uh our mechanic buddy was like well here's the issues and this and that and just like basically just saying like how much of a pain in the ass it was going to be and Gavin was like ha ha yep yep yeah yeah this is going to be fun this is going to be fun and I look up at him and I'm like, what do you

like what's going to be a fun when he goes, making this work baby, this is going to be a task and I was like, damn, that kind of fired me up right there Gap. That's what I mean. That's so good. No, I have no idea. Dude, you guys, you can eat jelly beans. I've seen them because of Does the Easter bunny bring those? What's hot?

The Easter bunny? I don't believe in the Easter bunny. You don't? No. What? Yeah, man. Who brings you your eggs? Man, ever since I stopped getting chocolate eggs, I just stopped believing. What about Santa? No, I still believe in him.

I get a present. I was going to say. I was going to say. I'm trying to picture what that would be like of you and her, like, getting divorced, and then you find out that your brother is married to, like getting. Yeah, were you mad, hitching up with it? No, but I've already asked you this before. No, but I did hear something this morning, or this morning, I think,

when I talked to my niece, she, you should visit with her sometime. She'd clue you in a lot of stuff. She said, her mom just. died here a couple months ago and she said one of the things my mom always told me is she remembers you talking to me is when ken my brother married my wife i said what and the fuck is wrong with him and she she's her mother is 92 and she could still remember the day i said that which was a good point at the time and then after he married her i would say i'm glad he's married you instead of me So that was, that was...

Yeah, it's what you always would say. I was just happy that he was married her instead of me. They'd always ask me, you know, what's that like? I mean, senior brother with, you know, you're fine with me. I mean, at least it's not me. So, but, yeah. So I didn't want to buy a Suron from like a dealer. They're like $4,500.

You know, they get them shipped over from China, but probably a bunch of them. And I didn't want to spend that much. So I was like, I'll just go on Alibaba, which I'm somewhat familiar with. And I, there's a whole bunch of vendors. and I picked one, and I was like, I just want to buy one. And then if the one is good, comes to my door and it checks out and it's real, then I'll buy like five or six more for the whole crew. So they're advertising them as real serons, not an Alibaba version of a seron.

Like not a knockoff. They're advertising as real. Yep. And I made that very clear in the messages. I was like, just making sure this is real. I want to be real because I've heard of people getting not real ones and nobody wants to pay half price for a not real one. Yeah.

So I got it going and I like tried to have all my checks and just made sure it was real, made sure the battery was authentic Panasonic. And then they said two grand for the bike, $500 for shipping. Shipping is 10 days. Oh man, 10 days. That's awesome. Perfect. Wired them the money.

They ship it. Okay, cool. And then after about a month, I'm like, hey. And they're like, you got to check with a shipping company. It's in customs in Mexico. Mexico now? So it went from. Like it went from China to Mexico.

Mexico. I'm like, why didn't it just go to a port in the United States? So you don't want your stuff to be in customs in Mexico because they can do whatever they want. And so that's kind of where it started. I was like, well, why is this not shipping? And they're like, you need to pay customs. Okay, that makes sense. So I hit them up and they're like, yeah, here's, and it's like fee, fee, fee, charge, charge, charge charge to $9.90 bucks to clear it from customs. 9.90, man. I just paid 500 bucks to ship this thing on top of the two grand. So I'm our. $3,500 in if I decide to pay this. I'm just still trying to feel this out. Okay, you can cash app or Venmo. So now they're taking you out of like a legit form of. No, I could have still wired it if I wanted. But even still, it's not through Alibaba or anything like that.

No, this is to the shipping company now. And so I still toyed with the idea for a while and messages the vendor back and forth. I'm just like, I think if I just pay this customs charge, they'll send it. And then I paid this Venmo to just like a random dude. and yeah and then uh okay then they were like sweet send the receipt i did and then they were like cool now do you want to pay the customs charge for the other 10 and i'm like what and they're like yeah 9,900 for the other 10 for the other 10 there's 11 total in the shipment and i'm like what i ordered one i ordered one can you just ship it no this shipment

has 11 so if you want to pay customs for the rest then we'll ship it but when they say do you want to it could you just be like no i just want my one bike then that's what i said and then they were like okay well the shipment's 11 so so you have to go back and forth of them on that and then i'm like why the why is it 11 11 serons i wanted one so i go to the vendor and i'm just like hey why they're why is there 11 and they're like oh well we normally don't just ship one we normally like i could read the messages but essentially what they said we don't normally just ship one and We usually ship 11. Okay.

To who, though? That's what I'm like. Because I pay the 11. Yeah, they're like, we usually only do bulk shipment. You sure you're not getting hustled? No, I'm not sure at all. That's the whole point of this. All right.

So if you pay the shipping then for the other 10, do you get them for free? Probably not. Are they shipping 11 to you then? Or are you just releasing the one? the one and then they're like sweet thanks for paying for all of them you lost me at venmoing for the customs that shit ain't coming yeah yeah yeah that's where i usually i don't know if that's a normal no you're you're in normal ken like when you're venmoing for customs yeah that shit ain't coming that's what i mean they gave me like their wire information but i didn't want to call my bank and start a whole wire

and since it was under a thousand dollars i just did it on venmo but yes was the wire can you venmo like was it the shipping company or was it like i've i've made cost or a customs payment for us when we have stuff come across and it will be like two united states customs like it it's a payment to them yeah it's not even going not that okay so it's it's a payment to joe schmo yeah pretty much so you venmoed pedro in mexico and and nothing's happening okay so you you wire you vendmode the mob basically yeah and that's so that is where i lose most people with it because that is where i fucked up however then that's why it got juicier.

So it could just be like, yeah, I got scammed. I literally, like, so stupid. Like, I'm not getting my bike. But then they interject this 11. And so I asked the shipping company to send me a picture of it. And they're like, normally we don't send pictures of our shipment. But they sent me some grainy ass picture of a bunch of surround boxes. That's it.

That's all I got. I asked for more. That's all I got. So I'm like, okay, if I release this, will they all be shipped to my house? And they're like, yeah, it's like, this is your shipment. Okay. And then I was like, well, if these end up at my house, or at the shop, they're mine.

But I still can't take a risk on. They came up with like $7,500 to release it all. I'm not going to take that risk. However, then the vendor says, pay the customs charges. The bikes will get to you. And then we'll negotiate a price, a discounted price for the bikes.

What do you mean? I'd be like, yeah, the negotiation is now they are mine. You send them to them. No kidding. That'd be us, that'd be like us sending somebody five shirts

and then as soon as they get them, being like, sweet you can't pay for the other four then yeah pretty much and whack exactly like that and then they'd be like well i just ordered the one and then we're like well you probably order more later though so you paid for the shipping on all of them that makes like no sense so i don't know anything i am i don't know are you paying for this with your own money or a company money you take a guess company money no thank god you guess wrong like let me see the venmo i want to see what that's pretty funny yeah so your transactions the first transaction was that made through alibaba that

was a wire transfer have all the receipts but if it's not through alibaba if the invoice is not paid through alibaba which they usually try not to do it's not protected yeah that's why like people always try to get me into WhatsApp and all this other stuff but then you're not protected so there is a slight little bit of protection doing it through the app oh my gosh his name's jason Lawrence and it's just a big Mexican dude in a tuxedo. No, he's wearing a tuxedo. He's got class. I love that picture. Looks like he's like,

okay, Jason. Wait, Mike, why did you Venmo him and say, who the hell is Jason Lawrence? That was my memo. I just said, who the hell is Jason Lawrence? All right, so Jason Lawrence, who received the Venmo for $990 from Micah. Here are his last

Venmo transactions. Cindy Lawrence paid him for breakfast I haven't even in October 9th. Okay. Cindy Lawrence paid him for prescription meds on September 30th. Cindy Lawrence also paid him September 28th for groceries. You ain't getting that money back. Card tags, new kitty supplies, pet supplies and food, dinner, Disney chores, chores, chores, chores.

I'm sure he, I'm sure his Venmo is hooked up with customs, though. Yeah, he fucking asked Siri and goes, what do people do on Venmo? Dude, I think. Oh, my. Yeah, no, I'm. I'm definitely not getting the money back, but, like, I guess at the end of the day, it's still up to the shipping company because they took... There is no shipping company.

It's Jason Lawrence, who is a fucking idiot. You got scammed. Hold up, Mike. Who did you pay the original $2,000 to? To hearsale.c, which is the vendor of the Ceron. Okay. HereSail. com.

They all have weird names, so that's fine. Yeah, we should get coffee Zilla involved in this one. Have we ever had any of our shipments be held in cost? in Mexico? No, they always go direct to the U.S. Right. That's what I thought. And when you get the message, it's like, it is stamped, like U.S. Customs and Border Patrol. Like, it's a legit document that you fill in all the stuff from the company there, your company here. Like, it's a pretty legit transaction. My concern, I mean, I feel bad that you lost the 900 bucks to Jason Lawrence. But I hope that you can get the $2,500 that you paid to Hear Sale Inc.

back. I hope there's enough you know data there that you're able to retract that wire. Yeah, at this point that would be great. Because I mean, otherwise that's a $3,500 thing. That's a Sauron. So Mike, what did Jason Lawrence say to convince

you to just Venmo him a thousand bucks? I have actually never spoken with Jason Lawrence. What was the transaction or what was like the communication between you and somebody that was like, yes, you just Venmoed Jason Lawrence, 919. 90 bucks and he'll take care of it it was basically me just asking if i can pay uh through

venmo because they they said cash app i'm like well i don't use no one uses cash app dude you know they were sitting in some little they were sitting somewhere and they go this guy's dumber than we thought and they high-fived yes quick go make a venmo i'll be cindy you be uh whatever the other guy i don't think it matters whether it's real venmo or not that's what i mean it is so i i did Just look, it is impossible to cancel or retract a wire fund once the funds have left your account. Oh, yeah. I was like, I already knew that. Like, that's pretty cut and dry information.

Well, Mike, if it makes you feel any better, I lost $2,500 in Vegas. And you lost just a little bit more than that on a saron. Yeah. So life kicks you in the nuts sometimes. My parents were gone. So I'd snuck out, I believe Mike and I were hanging out. and it like ended up ice storming you know when it rains in the winter it gets really icy and I was driving home at like 3.30 a.m. and it was so icy I couldn't make it up the turn

to my like turn left you know you kind of have to go up a little bank so I was sitting on the side of the road like kind of trying to figure out what to do how to get up to my corner or make my turn in TC in my TC way that thing could barely drive on drive roads. Exactly. Yeah. And so I'm sitting there and I see these headlights coming up behind me. And I go, okay, I'm not going to do anything right now. I'm going to wait it out.

So, you know, he goes by me and that's everything's good. But he comes by me. Obviously, same thing happens. Tail end of this Dermak slides down and side swipes me right in the side of the road. And then the guy just floors it and takes off. He's probably all Hamboney leaving the roadhouse. Yeah, like 3.30. So he was, we figured out.

3.30 in the morning? 3.30 in the morning. I was just a young dumb candy and out too late. pictures yeah yeah and i'm like oh my god i just got hit couldn't chase them down because my car wouldn't hardly move you know yeah so anyway we're just like oh man what are we gonna do you know i call my parents they're pissed because i snuck out like this whole ordeal and i kind of remembered i was like all right it was a white truck with like a black toolbox in the back you know there's like 17 people that live around here so i go drive by the roadhouse the next morning there he is 11 a m sitting at the

roadhouse, big scratch down the side of his truck. Was he working or drinking? Drinking. Wow. Hold on. Maybe he brought his truck back there in case the little rat that he hit the night before was going to come and claim that he was on the road and he was going to say, nope, my truck never left the parking lot.

Well, maybe he could have been smarter and like talked his way out of it. But anyway, we brought it up and he was like drunk. And so the guy admitted he was like, yeah, I don't remember driving home last night. I hit you. Oh, no shit. Worst part is, it was his buddy's truck. His buddy was working in the oil fields, and he went, I'm going to look cool for this chick that he was taken out.

So he borrowed his buddy's truck without asking. Oh, my God. Banged it all up, had to pay for my new door. So you just paid it in cash? Yeah, he ended up being like, you know, there's a bad situation, so we worked it out for him. Does he still live around here? I guess I don't know what he drives now.

But who is it? I'd like to maybe tell me off camera. I don't know. I literally don't know his name. I was pretty young. It wasn't the guy that came to our shop and did the burnout. Dr. Phil? Yeah.

I don't think it was Dr. Phil. Could have been his friend, though. Could have been. Because it was like a similar truck to that, wasn't it? But yeah. Man, I bet you were rattled. So I can say I've gotten hit by a drunk driver. I was super rattled.

Dude, getting sideswipped and then they dip. Take off. Because I was sitting, like, I saw the headlights and then I kind of just like went down on my phone and wasn't paying attention. Then all of a sudden was like, crash noises. Tom Brady kisses his kids, though. And that's always rubbed me the wrong. way. Why?

Because you wish? Like on the lips? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Maybe like the forehead or the cheek side. Yeah, not on the lips. Like a little hug. That's fine.

But like, come here, son. You don't lay in a fat one on them? That ain't it. No. He took a really weird, like, picture. What are you thinking of it right now? I don't even want to say it.

They took a, he took like a Instagram, a story. And it was like, like his son was sitting on his lap but they were like straddling like how like you and nicky would straddle at the beach like you're sitting behind her and she's sitting in front like laying down in between your legs did he have a boner like i would i don't know i didn't i didn't ask him that was a little weird now but it is kind of weird we had a video that we did like a couple years ago and we went out into utah and spent a night in the back country with uh the godfries and we

went to like this tp there was like already kind of like a lean to made in the mountain and we spent the entire day not snowmobiling just building our stuff for the night we had food we had drinks we had everything it was super super fun the one of the cooler experiences watching the sunset and the sunrise but sleeping in a sleeping bag with all my warm clothes all the stuff in the snow cave i'd spent six hours digging and it was still brutal and i think about having spending a night after riding all day like we did today where you're sopping wet and you're tired and you're hungry and all you want is a cheeseburger and having to spend a night out there would be it'd be awful that's when you're like you're sitting in front of the fire literally like drying

your socks just so my will to survive my will to conquer is way stronger than my will to just like okay we're staying the night I'll like yeah until I'm bleeding out my eyeballs and my fingertips are wore off I am scratching and clawing my way out of anything or everything that I can. Yeah, that's that fight or flight. I just grit, man,

you can't teach grit. I grew up in that sort of scenario, you know? You canadians are built different. Grew up in a logging family and it was just like, when stuff breaks down on the log equipment, you do everything you can to get it fixed

because every minute you lose is $100 or, you know what I mean? And I feel like that's carried into my career, whether it's competing or just like riding natural terrain or just like, even when I'm like going for a ride and we're out in the trees, I'm like, I'm intentionally trying to punish myself. I think I'd get my snowmobile through that little spot right there

and then I'll get just wedged in there. Like, well, I guess that didn't work. Yeah, dude, we, I mean, we say that all the time when everything goes wrong that you can't even imagine going wrong, there's always some kind of way to fix it or make the show continue to go on. Totally. Because, like, I mean, we figured it out on like all of our weird contraption

vehicles like we don't really show the the process of them breaking in the videos just to keep them moving but like it's always such a disaster and we don't have a any time to just be like oh well we can't do it like we have to post on Thursday and we always figure out we always figured so there's something to be said about that like like being a problem solver for anything 100% and just like and just figuring it out the will to conquer you know like I feel like that's just something that it just gets ground with you yeah just like you just like you just keep taking the beating you know and come out the other side it's like that that sort of like fulfillment is what I'm after like all the time I just love that feeling of like the satisfaction of

just being absolutely ground down to nothing and then coming out the other side and just like high-fiving your buddy or like your group and be like man that was absolutely gnarly and we're like back of the trucks you know yeah what does david call it it's type type two fun type two fun type two fun type two fun it's when you're having a bad time but you're with your buddies and then afterwards it's going to be really fun to talk about in the moment you're yeah exactly type two fun i go with like the tyler beerman quote the tyler beerman quote like that dude is gnarly on a dirt bike but he's like he's always just like team never quit you know like

it's true all those top level motor dudes just get punished with injuries and it's like it's so cool to watch them come back and like and rebuild and come back better you know

and it's like I try and keep that mentality in my brain you see me in my vlogs where I'll be like I'll be so buggered up and just like everything that I've got

every ounce of energy to like not be stuck and come out the other side like oh so glad I never quit because if I quit it's concreted in

and I'm going to be there for hours yeah I remember one time when I was riding with you, Grandpa. It was me, you, and grandma. And there was a guy at the grocery. We were driving past the grocery store, and this guy was getting arrested.

And you pulled over, and we watched. Like, we pulled over, parked, and watched. You're like, oh, you want to watch? And we pulled up. Oh, yeah. Most people take, most grandparents take him like the zoo. They're like, oh, don't turn the other way. Oh, yeah, that's cool.

Watch. We pulled in. Yeah, learn not to get arrested. Yeah, that's true. Exactly right. Yeah, that's the underlying message, not the entertainment factor. Yeah. I think you were laughing doing it.

Yeah. I met some great experience with all these guys, all my grandkids, so a lot of people. But you got to, you know, your live wide open is a perfect, you know, that's what you got to do. Absolutely. You know, and help people do things and whatever. I always say it, but like I really hope that by the time, I'm your age, I've lived a life like you, and I'm still, uh, have energy like you. Maybe I shouldn't say lived a life like you, but just had a very fun life like you.

Like, that's what you've had. So you can tell you get his head and hockey, can't you by the way you're in such good, you're in good condition and like you just, that you can do a lot of stuff that most people 10 years younger and you can't even do. Well, that's your fault. It's true. Dude, one time I was, I was skiing. I was like a little kid

and I didn't want to go inside and I was skiing so I just I just pissed my pants Really? Yeah, rental boots Yeah, all fucking day? All day? Yeah. What? I mean, I was like a little kid

Like a little little kid. You just pissed your pants. It was like, how little could you have been? 15. I don't know, probably like four or five. No way. Yeah. I hate to go this direction.

Oh, no. I hate to go this direction with the podcast. which it seems like they normally do. But the other day, I heard the beginning of a story of you getting your nuts cut open. What? Yeah, that happened. And I said, tell me no more.

Tell me no more. I got to wait until I hear from Evan on the podcast. So I've been waiting for this moment. What's the story? Okay, so funny enough, actually. This is where the pods always go. I was in sixth grade when that happened. That was a hell of a year.

It was a tough year. I went deaf and blew my nuts apart. Oh, shit. Okay. Yes. So, when we were kids, we were, we had a bike jump. We were jumping off of like a flatbed skid steer trailer over a little crick. So it was maybe two or three feet tall.

We were just jumping out five feet to get over this creek. It was kind of muddy where we were landing. And my buddy had my bike, so I was just going to run and jump with my feet over the crick up onto the trailer rather than off the trailer over the crick. So I just came running in full bar and jumped. And I wasn't going to make it. So I thought if I got one foot up on the trailer, I could pull myself up. And that foot that got on the trailer was just covered in mud, and it just slid. So I basically, yeah, just ran out of full sprint and just jumped.

Did the splits. It's like a 90 degree steel edge angle. Into like the thin metal on the back of a flatbed trailer? Yeah. I mean, just, yeah, 90 degree angle. It's like the edge of this table. Okay. So right away when it happened,

I got just like a normal nutshot where you like kind of get an upset stomach. You kind of get a hot flash, whatever. And I just thought maybe I was okay, like walk it off or whatever. And my upset stomach wasn't. going away after a few minutes so I'm like wow I'm just going to go to the bathroom I might need to take a poop maybe that'll make my stomach feel better but even at six years old this dude no six grade sounds like 13 12 or however old you are then so I and then you know but evaluate myself mainly

I just was going to go do it in private and go get in the bathroom and a relevant part of the story by walking the bathroom and the toilet just happens to be flooded to the And it's like, not what I need, but it's just, that doesn't matter. Did you use in there an hour before? No, that was somebody else. It wasn't be going there until it's already blown out. I knew they should come back to bite me in the ass. So just try to ignore that.

As soon as I start to pull my pants down or my underwear down, I notice there is blood. There's a bunch of blood. Sorry. So I'm like, oh my god And like This is what I'm talking about British Columbia All right, sorry, sorry

No, no So I know there's blood everywhere So like Basically just kind of grab my sack And start like Starting to look down And there's like a little

scratch or a scuff on top A little blood Yeah, it was just like a little abrasion I don't really know what it was from But I'm like oh This is a trail This is manageable, right? All right.

I hate to cut you off. But I was just getting a little too detailed knowing that you're like 16 or 13 years old. For the sake of the story, Evan is now 18 years old. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was 20 years now. Anyway, but either way, I thought I found where the blood was coming from pretty real quick. No big deal. Actually, like, was just going to rock with it. And then something just didn't feel right.

And I just like stuck my hand down further. and I just felt like an open wound, which turned out to be like six stitches, I believe. But yeah, and then I checked again, found out that it was bad, had to, like, go tell my parents. So we're at kind of like a barbecue with a bunch of family friends and stuff. And I, like, pulled my dad aside. I was like, hey, look at this.

I think it's bad. It's like, oh, my God, get your mother. You're going to the hospital. Dad, I blew my balls out. But I think they're fine. I think everything works like they're they're supposed to now. Dude, honestly, almost the most pain, though, was I waited too long to get the stitches out.

So there was a couple that were kind of grown in. And I could just, the doctor with the tweezers, he's pulling on that stitch. It's just stretching. You got your legs out there. Before it finally, like, snaps out. Like, he's just. Oh, gets a sack.

Yeah, just stretching my thing. It was like, if you. We were just plucking a pew boat, but then it's like ultra attached. It's just stretched from here to here. But it's a zip tie. You're fucking way out. So this might be too graphic. I don't know.

But was like the slice bad enough where like a nut could have just fallen out? Nah. See, that's what's weird. I think there might be like layers. Layers of stuff. And honestly, I think it might have been a tear. Oh. Like one ball went both ways.

Oh. potentially. I don't know. I don't honestly know. Because, I mean, could you get truly cut? It's not that sharp of an edge. It's like, threw my jeans and all my clothes. I kind of think it was a tear.

Yeah. But that doesn't make it sound any less painful, to be honest. That was painful. I can't imagine if Ken would have suffered that trauma. Dude, he's got a big target. We've never seen this type of blood loss. I mean, it's a huge. he's way more probable for a nutshot he's at way or higher risk

dude so do you ever get like upset that like frat boys from the states take your lingo because i think your lingo is pure i guess i'm kind of throwing it back to like how everyone thinks you're funny but i think they take like frat boys and like whatever they like they talk like how canadians actually talk i think it was the knelk boys wave like kind of transitioning though but yeah for sure like you could think like Steve's from like Canada do you so does that kind of piss you off

that like all these frat boys are talking like that oh it's it's like a sense of of uh what's the word Ryan Ryan's my word guy oh you're thesaurus uh like like fratry flattery yeah like flattery yeah I guess so I would say that yeah I think Canadians aren't funny man

like American comedy American movies American commercials are way more funny than Canadian ones. Do you guys even have like TV and stuff up here? Yeah, so what's like, what's your, uh, Kevin from talk to talk might not on the freaking art to go and see that TV. What, what's like your world country up here? You Canadians, dude, pretty low risk. That was a guaranteed crash.

Yeah, you've done some gnarly shit. You really have. I mean, it's definitely gotten to a point where, dude, there's no. No arguing the fact Like we've done some crazy shit Yeah Yeah Some shit that deserves respect

Like Like I was thinking that So many things Who else on YouTube has like A catalog like ours Where you can scroll through And be like holy shit I just

Who else? None, no No there's no way Yeah Because I mean Week to week to week to week to week Yeah Back to back

That one Russian guy Yeah Dude I saw one today of him Yeah You're trying to jump between two buildings Yeah, but with like a 10-yard run-up. Yeah, in a bouncy suspension. I gotta just pop that.

He wasn't even wearing a helmet, bro. He wasn't? No, he just crawls out of the, like the car is literally ripped in half damn near, and he just crawls out the windshield. He's like, runs off. Dude, that was the most gnarly thing I've ever seen. Not only did he crash into a building at 15 miles an hour, he then fell four large stories to the ground.

How is that guy's okay? Like, he does that all the time. He was in a hospital for a while. He was hospitalized because he broke his back or something. No shit. Yeah. And he's just right back to it. He's fine.

The thing about everything that he does, it seems like almost half of it is like the purpose is to fail. I don't know. No. What about what about? The one where he broke his back, he jumped into the ice. Like the car. Yeah, he jumped the car. No, no.

The ice one, he was all right. He tried to do this huge gap. Into a river. That's right. Or across the river. across the river and he didn't even come close. Okay, look at how gnarly this is. Maybe it's when he doesn't come close.

That's where I was like, are these buildings abandoned or is this what it looks like in Russia? God damn. Oh. Like, that is violent. And then here I'll go to the next. Just the building crash was violent. Look at this shit, dude.

That's what I mean. It crushed the whole windshield. Like, dude, the homies film and got to be like, I know how I Crawls right out He's out No helmet Dude Russians are built different

They're cheering He was running away from the pain there for sure But I mean I know how I felt watching Micah crash And compared to that That was like taking a spill on a tricycle But I mean I know how I felt watching that in the like

Sick to my stomach feeling in my gut And in my core, I was like, this was awful. So I can't, this is, that's too much. Let me see some other accolades of this guy. What else is he been up to? Oh, this one's pretty crazy. And he's driving a Miatta. Like, like, convertible and no cage.

I don't think the point is to fail. I think it's like, he has to either make it or he dies. Exactly. What was like, I think they purposely fail. I was like, no, he's got it. He couldn't even get someone with a camera moving. He had to set that shit up on a tripod. Like, same here.

He has a bunch of those Just jumping over That guy's built Yeah, he's built different Let me see the yellow car one The sad thing He's only getting 55K likes on these things Bro

That was close, dude The other wild thing about him Unless he's hurt He's pretty consistent on putting Content out Yeah, this is what he broke his back Yep Yep

Yeah, he goes to just flat oh like that is an how would that have gone better yeah no it's a broken back i mean hopefully making it but still he did make it uh kind of watch the ice one i know what you're saying ben as there's no easy landing to enter yeah as far as like like that you're just yeah like that you're still you're still just head on collided that's a good example and i would he find to drive the other car i know and i love how the bracing was just a two by six strapped to the roof those fucking old russian cars that just this one's crazy too the 60s oh my gosh we got 333 000 views like this literally looks like he's trying to kill

himself and fail he doesn't have that many videos because i'm sure they all get taken down yeah that's what that is that is what it looks like ken that's the best way to put it he's just i remember hearing about this at the time it happened like it was like yeah ben's all gunn up because you got beat up at recess yeah it was at recess yeah i remember it i don't really remember the content what'd you do to you like why would he go after you i don't know i'm trying to think of that you were probably you were really small ben was really really small i could have been running my mouth but that doesn't sound like something i would do yeah man i could see it MWW!