Life Wide Open with CboysTV - The Consequences of Our Pranks, Kens Car Regrets, & Caffeine Addiction
Episode Date: May 27, 2025In today’s podcast we are joined by our good buddy ShredEighty, and he reveals the consequences of our pranks on him. Ken talks about owning his classic car, we chat caffeine additions, Love handles..., and more. We also watch Full Send Diesels viral instagram clip of a fight that took place at a Tesla charger. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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How many milligrams of caffeine you think you have a day?
Anywhere from 600 to 900.
Ben, why are you so obsessed with touching me?
Stop, guys. I'm getting anxious.
Nothing that makes you happier than your other friends having problems.
Probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is, I don't know.
have to be on edge 24-7 are you sure Gavin hasn't been hanging out with your girlfriend
which one would you pick gab titties or beer yeah between titties or beer one's gone
for the rest of your life what am i picking dude that's a good question probably you stay with the
boobies you lose the beer man you still got whiskey there you go no brainer no no brainer ben you
look like you're dressing like benroth but you're trying to like hide that you are benroth
yeah you do something about that he does he looks like he's going to the airport and he's trying
to blend in i'm going undercover yeah that's actually funny ryan you just need like some shades maybe
a beard yeah i was like kind of getting dressed today and i was walking out and gab was actually
at my house and he goes that's the fit you're going with huh and i go yeah it's about what i wear
every single day for the last six years you didn't should i switch something all black thank you
Yeah, straight black kind of caught me off guard for a second there.
Yeah, sorry about that.
We picked up Gav from the airport last night,
and he walks out of the airport at freaking 9.30 p.m.
And he doesn't have sleeves on.
He was, well, I'm coming to see you guys, baby.
Yeah, I mean, he knew that they were going to get ripped off either way.
Either way.
And I knew we were going straight to Zorba, so what do you do?
You don't wear sleeves to Zorbas.
I'm honestly surprised you had the balls to wear us,
what you're with sleeves today.
I shouldn't be wearing it.
I'll tell you that right now.
How late were you at Zorba's Gab?
Ooh, what, 11.
11. Only 11? That's light work.
It closes at 10. 11's pretty good.
Sorry, I guess I didn't know.
I figured you guys would be staying there until 2.
I guess when I go, it's the weekend, not midweek, but any luck with the ladies,
or are there any ladies there for you, Gab?
You're still single?
Still single, man. No, not much here in Coramont right now.
We've got to wait probably another month or two until summer's fully aboard.
There's not much going on here right now.
No, early.
Pretty low key for you.
Yeah, probably after Memorial Day.
That's when I expected to ramp up a little bit more around here, but.
And did you have any luck?
when you were at the country music festival this weekend.
Dude, we had a good time, man.
I mean, not too much serious luck,
but definitely met some cute girls and had a fun time.
Really?
Yeah, 100%.
And how, like, what kind of girls?
Dude, I mean, not too heavy actually.
They were awesome.
Yeah, not too heavy out there.
They were all in shape.
You know, that was probably the problem.
They were too skinny for me.
Single?
Single.
But it was a great time.
No, heck of a time.
Went to sand in my boots.
In the Gulf Shores, dude, and had a heck of a time.
I haven't seen that many people in my life.
It was insane.
Yeah, that was a crazy crowd.
It's kind of insane, like, to think about, like, what happens if somebody, like,
has a heat stroke in the middle of that crowd?
Nothing good.
Was it on the beach?
Like, you're standing in sand.
Dude, I have stand in my boots still.
There's a reason it's called standing my boots.
Dude, you are on the beach.
Dump it out.
I don't know.
It kind of makes me like, I don't know.
I like having it in there.
It makes me think about the good times I had, yeah.
Who was performing?
Obviously, Morgan, Post Malone.
Post Malone.
I didn't show up until Saturday, so I only got to see, like, Riley Green.
I saw Bailey Zimmerman, Morgan Wallen.
I missed Big X, though.
I was sad to miss Big X.
I'd love to see Big X.
Yep, he's one of my favorites.
Him and Mexican O.T.
Those are my two favorite rappers right now.
Yeah, you got to come to the concert when Ev's going to send his.
That's what he told me about.
You think he'll like Evans Camino?
How could you not?
He's a true country boy right there, man.
He's going to be able to appreciate a good Camino.
What did you think about his bullfighting?
What a dog for that.
Can you believe that?
So let that.
That is actually, actually, I was insane.
Like him anyways, like I thought he was a dope dude, and then seeing that clip.
Well, yeah, he didn't have to do that.
There's no point in him naturally going and doing it besides being cool.
Oh, it jumped over him.
That's sick.
I mean, boom.
Other than getting ran into by a bowl, it looks pretty fun.
It looks like so much fun.
I kind of want to do it.
That?
You want to do that?
Not that part, but luckily for you, I think we can probably make that happen.
Let's not make that happen.
There's no turning back now.
It's too late.
All right, let's run it.
It just sucks because I'm going to have no clue it's coming.
That kind of looks like you.
You guys are going to take me to undisclosed location.
The next thing you know, five minutes later, I'm going to be fighting a bowl.
You're blindfolded.
We walk you out into the middle of the ring.
That's how everything goes.
All right.
We'll take the blindfold off in one minute.
We'll tell you.
I never have a clue what's going on.
You hear that gate closed.
Dude, actually, Gav was tweaking last night.
I dropped him off at Zorba was to hang out with Evan.
There was a bunch of sleeping bags in the front of the truck.
What are we doing?
Oh, I thought we were camping, dude.
I thought we were camping and we, I thought we were eating baines and we were to be camping, man.
We'd take him up from the airport.
We're staying on an island.
He's like, what are we doing?
Seriously.
Well, seriously, that's probably the worst part about being friends with you guys is I have to be on edge 24-7.
I'll be in Puerto Rico and think something's going to go on.
You live your life on edge.
Yeah, he really never knows.
Like, are they pulling a prank on me?
I know I'm in a whole other country, but you'd never know.
No freaking clue.
Wait, what happened in Puerto Rico that you thought could have been us?
That was just an example.
But, dude, I wasn't.
a sauna the other day and some guy starts talking to me all weird like just starts talking to me
like giving me some stats like I go talk to me about the watch he goes I'm not talking about my watch
and I go like really yeah just started being like a total weird I was like why was you have on
why was he was wearing a watch in a sauna because he was a weird dude he was on something bro I have
no clue what the guy was on but I was like all right the boys are probably trolling me or like
the boys are told this guy to go like I am on edge this dude's gonna be like in 30 years from now
it'll still be like are the boys pulling something on me oh seriously everything's a
Frank. You do get worked up pretty easily, you have. As you saw an hour ago. Yeah. So can we talk about
your current dilemma? You know, obviously leave out any kind of information that could incriminate
anyone. Dude, I mean, I love women that are older. That's probably my biggest problem. And they love
you. They do love me. Yeah. They think that you're like low 40s. Yeah, 100%. I'm at the perfect age to
get the woman I like. I love these older women. And now I finally have a chance to get them. So it's
been hard staying away from him explain what the dilemma was though you met a cute girl she looks
younger but she's older she's correct and uh you guys had a late night had a late night we just hung
out man but you know and it was pretty pretty low key all things considered the biggest problem
was how much i fell in love if you want to know the truth yeah i fell in love yeah you're still
pretty flustered about it but so i'd say that i'd say that's not the biggest problem though yeah
that seems like pretty that's like the second problem to the first biggest problem she's
married, isn't she? She's married.
Oh, no, no, no. We found out that she's married.
No, no, no. What do you mean? No.
The picture you showed me, like, if you zoom in on her hand, she's clearly wearing a
wedding ring. Stop, guys, I'm getting anxious.
Well, we're not going to show a picture. We're not going to say anything on you either.
This is not on you. Correct. I don't think this is on you at all.
A married woman that was not wearing her wedding ring. Correct.
That told Gavin that she was single. And then Gavin told us how in love he was,
and we started doing some research.
And we were like, oh, yeah, this woman is married.
And he goes, how do you know?
And we go, well, here's a photo of her with her husband and kids yesterday.
Yeah.
Well, he was like, he was being weird about it.
I got her first name.
And then I found her under his following.
And it was literally yesterday.
I was like, what do you mean you were under debate whether she had a husband or not?
She just posts a picture yesterday with him.
Gavin feels like he did something wrong.
But I feel like you didn't.
Thank you for that.
Well, you didn't know.
You genuinely were duped.
You're not wrong for feeling bad.
I'd feel bad about it.
So bad.
Yeah, it's really just a cruel world out there, man.
You can't trust anyone.
I can actually feel.
Yeah, Gavin was worked up.
I can feel the energy off of Gavin.
Bro, he starts breathing a lot of hard.
No, it's okay.
I've been worked up about it just because of how much I actually liked her, too.
That is a bummer.
You never know.
She was pretty.
She was.
She was very impressed, too.
She was like, wow, bud.
I know.
Oh, not good, bro.
Makes the guy all worked up.
Like, holy crap.
do you think your man even rides three-wheelers that's probably the problem she was looking for a three-wheeler rider
well seriously man i walked in there my shirt was completely torn right down the middle i was like there's
no way i'm pulling any girls and somehow really oh it was bad like how'd you tear your shirt down the
middle well because of course my buddies were like dude it's not cut up enough after you guys
already cut it once the lulu no the other one the one that the life-wide open one the black one
so then they're like all right we got to cut it right down the middle so we cut it right down the
middle. Wow. Yeah, and there was
the Jose Cuervo girl. She was working at the tent.
She gave us the scissors and I started chatting with her
a little bit more. She goes, oh, I have a boyfriend, but then we
cut it and I start flirting with her a little bit more. But she goes,
oh, that looks good. And then I start dancing a little bit more.
She goes, but if I didn't have a boyfriend,
must look okay. I see your type.
No, that's when I stayed away, dude.
I do not, no, I'm not about that. I do not
want to take another guy's woman. I'll tell you that.
Yeah, that's never happened before to you.
I'd much rather have a single woman. I'll tell you that.
Anyways, yeah, so that was Gavin's
latest dilemma that he was all worked up about he was telling me about an hour ago and he was
like hyperventilating yeah like breathing all hard i'm like bro chill like it's just you and i here
well now it's you and i 100 people he knows he listened to the last podcast your story is not
safe with us yeah quotes do you think that maybe your rising stress levels is a contributing
factors the fact that you had probably how how many milligrams of caffeine today dude i've been
anxious since it happened but uh two days ago you've been anxious for
two days about this.
Fuck.
I mean, no, no, no.
It got anxious once I got on the plane, but then it was like, oh, crap.
I don't need the caffeine has anything to do with it.
I normally run this much caffeine.
Like you're saying you just had a feeling.
No, no, let's just stop talking about it.
It was just not the situation.
I don't want to do with that situation.
Well, we'll move on.
Yeah.
I am intriguing your caffeine intake.
How many milligrams of caffeine do you have a day?
Dude, probably roughly we were talking about this a second ago,
anywhere from 600 to 900.
We try and stay around that six range just to have that happy medium right in the pocket,
but sometimes we get out of hand.
Holy smokes.
That's so much.
That's like maxing out.
Have you ever felt like I think I might have overdone it today?
Dude, only once or twice on hard edit dates, but not too often.
What do you think you got up to?
Oh, we probably were pushing 12 around that point.
So how is your body?
Ken, can you look up as anywhere died from?
He probably just can't think he's sitting there.
He's like, why can't I think of something?
Oh, I probably need more caffeine.
And then he drinks more and then he goes even, he starts spinning his tires even more.
That's a lot of cats.
It is a lot of caffeine.
So the Mayo Clinic recommends that you don't go over 400 milligrams of caffeine.
And doses of 1,000 milligrams of caffeine have generated detrimental side effects
with early symptoms being insomnia, restlessness, and agitation.
Agitation might be there, but I sleep like a baby still.
1,200 milligrams or more in a short time is considered a toxic dose
and can cause seizures, heart arrhythmias, vomiting, in rare cases, death.
Not when you're built like gab, dude.
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I don't know if I'm the average male
I think I'm a little bit different
I don't know
Just keep under 4,000 because that's listed by the FDA as a lethal dose of caffeine.
Keep her a ways underneath that, please.
I mean, I'm 225.
I think I could take around 900 every day and be all right.
Keep it below 5.
Keep it below 5?
Oh, guys.
Look up, like, what is a healthy amount for a 225-pound brick shit house?
I feel like you can work up, like you can increase your tolerance.
Yeah, probably like you have high tolerance doesn't mean that it's good for you.
It's definitely probably hard on your heart.
I know, not good when I want to make it to $100.
Possibly even your grain.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That is your goal.
Oh, 100%.
You live a crazy life.
Do we even want that?
I know.
I just want to keep having fun for as long as possible.
Why wouldn't you at that point?
You're going to be a great 80-year-old.
You're going to be like your grandpa.
The FDA says about 400 milligrams of caffeine a day generally has no negative side effects.
No negative.
Interesting.
They were saying something like drinking three cups of coffee is actually supposedly good.
There's a lot of health benefits.
to it and they found that there was people that drink three cups of coffee a day
were much less likely to have like neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's and stuff like that
three cups of coffee is roughly 400 milligrams really no it's not I think a cup of coffee this is what
the FDA says so uh I think most cups of coffee are 40 to 60 dude 100% and then so three of them so
you're probably in the 150 but yeah dude it's interesting so I've worn this woup for like almost
two years now right and they just got this new one that came out and it can tell you and i don't know
how accurate this is but it gives you like your whoop age based off of your you know like your heart rate
all the health things and then it can tell you your pace of aging yeah really yeah and right now
my my whoop age is 27.3 but my pace of aging is 0.5 so for every year that i live my like biological aging is
only six months that's pretty good because i'm living like so clean right now but you had a couple
hard years that i definitely had some hard years so i probably started out maybe in the thirties
but i'm working backwards but i'd be curious what like your guys is are yeah how are we looking
on that ev what do you thinking dialed on evan would probably be like really young honestly he's
just like you're built right ben why he's so obsessed with touching me like because it's just
love to like poke me and grab me by my waist yeah it's just really weird
Like, when we're in public and you come up behind me and grab, put both your, yeah, it's weird, dude.
People are going to start thinking weird things.
It's not like I hold on over a while, but I do give them a little squeeze.
It's just like to remind you that they're there.
I feel like you're getting used to living with them.
So me touching them is you being like, oh yeah, they're still there.
And then every time I poke your belly, it's more of just like a curiosity thing of like,
what's the poke going to feel like?
Beard at it?
Yeah.
Edmund's belly is insane.
Like, look at it.
Dude.
No, like, actually, look at this.
Hold on.
Just let me live for the camera.
It's like...
What was the turning point?
This is a hard poke right here and it isn't even going in.
Just so much beer.
Dude, you're bloated.
It's just simply full of beer.
You've been drinking so much beer for the past three years I've known yet.
It's only the past year that you've started to show it.
Yeah, no, I've been drinking a lot of beer lately.
Like even more beer.
Yes.
And how do we feel about that?
I usually feel pretty good after six,
beer the density of it is really what gets me because like I'd imagine this is what it would
feel like to like poke like Burt Chrysler's cut yeah they do say like the hard fat is like the worst
kind because it's the hardest to get rid of I don't know I think it's weird it's not like
it's just bloated just got some like it's like I just like I need to just take a good dump like maybe
but yeah I think you're just like you're probably just so inflamed from all the beer and it's
just bloated like in that way it's not all
fat you probably shed like 25 pounds if you just quit drinking and then like did one of those one
week fasts dude i was good i was going to do that and then i just like kept getting thirsty
every day around like four or five o'clock sometimes seven i'm like man it would be kind
nice to not drink beers but man some beers are going to taste good right now can went on like a new
no beer diet just straight dirty martinis and for those of you that are wondering what a martini
is it's a fancy glass that has vodka in it and then
And then usually an olive, but Ken just says, just waft the olive.
Just a little double shot of tequila, or a double shot of vodka, and then that's it.
In a fancy glass that he sips on it.
They put ice in there?
No, no, they put the ice in before to chill with glass, and then they shake the vodka in the ice.
Dude, I can't think of many, many drinks worse.
Oh, they're fantastic.
Once you, like, grow a taste for it for the best.
What's it taste like?
Vodka.
Vodka with a little bit of olive.
I know, but you have the olive in there.
Does it give a weird little.
No, olive juice is great.
Yeah, but he doesn't have the olive in it.
He says waft the olive.
Just put it in the aroma.
They put the olive in there when they shake it and then they take it out.
Wait, how do they shake it?
I don't think I'm the best, like, demonstrator of it.
You probably have the best idea on how they do that.
I just drink beers.
And then Ken's second go-to drink, damn near a criminal act.
Every time he does this where, like, I've borderline called the cops on him.
He goes, do you have any Zambu-Bu-Bu-A.
And they say, all we have is the dark Zambuca.
And he says, perfect.
And they look at him like, there's something wrong with this guy.
If he wants a shot of Zambuca.
And then he goes, I'll take eight.
And then the bartender, every time I've seen it, just chuckles and looks around like,
oh, this guy's about to fuck his friends over.
Dude, I actually think it's better.
It's the worst drink I've ever had.
Tell me about it.
It's a shot of, it looks like black licorice of like, if you,
You have black licorice and you just melted it down.
So it's super, super thick.
Or it's just, yeah, like cough syrup.
What is it?
What kind of alcohol?
No idea.
It's so bad.
And so Ken will order it.
Like this weekend, we were out after the car show and Ken ordered Zambuca.
And I was immediately like looking for like, where can I hide?
And then next thing I know puts it in front of me.
And I'm like, oh, this is terrible.
But at least I'm doing it with my friends.
So you ran it?
You did it?
Yeah.
Well, I do it with Ken.
And then I think a bunch of stuff.
and then I swear I get done doing it put it down I go Ken that was terrible Ken
Ken Ken left he left before like everyone could even react to it like it's so evil to do to
people that you don't even want to stick around and see the consequences so what was the point
Ken it was like a flash bomb I'm just trying to help my friends have a great time at night you
had a terrible time after that it went all downhill because it ruins your taste buds
I don't think it's nearly as bad as you're making it out to be like I'd rather take one of those
shots than a tequila shot.
I'd rather do Sambuca than Yag.
Oh, and that's, that's Ken's third.
That's his third go-to is Yag.
Yag's like a standard shot.
You can't really, you love it or you hate it.
Like, I hate fireball.
I think that's a terrible shot.
What do you hate about it?
Just the burn or what?
You can't take the burn?
Just the taste.
I just don't like it.
I'll only do it when, like, I feel like I have to.
I feel like I'm being a nerd.
Like, you can't say no.
It's a fireball shot.
So you just do it.
But, yeah, I think Fireball is definitely worse than Ken's drink.
What's up with none of you guys running the
Whiskey, man. Nobody runs whiskey anymore, I feel like.
Nothing good happens.
Interesting.
I'm a whiskey guy through and through, yeah.
Do you ever get angry, Gavin, end up doing something you regret?
No, I don't get angry.
I do something I regret, but I don't.
Somehow, I've learned how to keep my calm and cool.
You know, I had my years of playing football.
Got all my anger issues out then, I think, so I'm chilling nowadays.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, Ken got a new car, the Lincoln Continental.
You guys saw it in last week's video, and now Ken is learning what it's like to be an old vintage car.
owner. Well, yeah, you got to take on all the traits. You can't drive it in the rain. You can only take
it out on certain days of the week. Sometimes they don't work. And then you walk away from it for five
minutes and then you come back and then it just magically works again. All just the weird stuff about
vintage cars. How are you enjoying owning a classic car, Ken? When it works, it's beautiful. It's amazing.
Love driving the thing. When it doesn't work, it's the most embarrassing thing ever.
You regret buying it. No, I love it. You're still, okay, good. All right, because I was curious after
this weekend with how much trouble you were having with it if you were just like why the
frick did i buy this thing well i was talking to a couple people and they're like oh like you can
send it off to this place in california and i think i might do that like put the air suspension
in get a few little things tweaked on it that's sick yeah i think it needs air ride like that first one
air ride with not necessarily those exact wheels of the original one that i looked at but something
similar where it's just like a flat plate down there yeah well they do that in california it's kind of like
Certain people are better with certain kinds of vintage cars and, like, these guys, like, all they do is, like, old Continentals.
That's, like, their specialty thing.
So it's like, you might as well send it to someone that can specialize in that where they know that style of car the best.
Sounds inexpensive.
No, it's not.
Would you drive it home?
Like, maybe ship it down there and fly out and drive home?
No, no, no, ship it.
Even after they dial it in, you still wouldn't drive it?
Fuck, no.
I don't get why, like, that car would have been a dream on the road, dude.
They built that thing for the road.
Yeah, but it's like a dream in 1960s and a dream in 2025 are two very disconnected things.
I think you've just been tainted with all these brand new vehicles.
Yeah, I agree.
Probably, but I don't want to, I don't want to find out on the side of the highway.
It's all right.
Just part of owning a classic, Ken, I go through it every day, man.
Me and my three-wheelers.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ken's even got you beat.
65, dude.
Tell me about that.
That's old.
Oh, you haven't even seen it yet.
No, I haven't.
No, I haven't.
Oh, I'm a man.
man. I'm a man of the 80s, so 65 is definitely, give me a ride later. I'll tell you about it.
Well, you can't drive it. It's raining. That sucks. Even though you drove it with the top down in the rain.
Yeah, but it wasn't really that raining that bad. It was raining. I was going fast enough. I didn't, I don't feel it.
Yeah, we're going to be driving the first 10 home. Hopefully there's no new rust holes up top because it's going to be a rainy drive, I think.
You're finally taking that thing home, huh? Finally going to make the drive. Thank God.
Any guesses on what's going to happen? Am I going to make it? What do you follow saying? I think you're going to make it. I just, you know,
I'm just glad to see it back in its owner's hands.
Yeah.
Thank you for that.
It's been sitting just all lonely wondering when's Gavin going to come back and get me and drive me.
You just load it up with all your other three-wheelers that you left here on your trailer that you left here.
Dude, I know.
I was going to come back after rednecks, but that was a long weekend, man.
I couldn't.
I couldn't handle it anymore.
So where are you driving this thing to?
To Kansas.
Straight to Kansas.
We're going to the horsepower rodeo.
We're going to show up with Weston and blow the tires off.
Really?
You're going to blow the tires off the truck?
Holy shit.
So there's going to be a crowd?
Yeah, there's going to be a crowd.
That could be embarrassing.
Is everyone aware that you don't know how to drive a manual?
Dude, I do know how to drive a manual.
When did you learn?
Last freaking van race, I had a PT cruiser, and mine was a manual, and I got the hang of it.
I'm pretty dulled, man.
I was ahead the whole first four laps, and then I got bored, so I was like, let's hit the jump, and I screwed it up.
That was going to be my first time ever winning.
There's no hills between here in Kansas, right?
Like, you're not going to get stuck in a situation.
I know how to drive a manual.
I'll be fine.
You'll be rolling backwards into the car.
Where did that even come from, you guys?
Like that ever since the second time I showed you we watched it first and no you guys were giving
me crap the second time I ever showed up and I was on the valky cap who doesn't know how to drive a clutch
you're burning the hell out of that car I thought I was doing just fine yeah I almost forgot about
that but yeah that was bad clutch I mean it lasted the whole time we had to replace it halfway through
did it bro halfway through yeah damn sorry guys are you driving it on the 26 is there probably
should huh I mean definitely is going to look a lot cooler but are you planning on doing a burnout
with the 26 is on?
No, because we still have the two front tires.
So we're going to put the two front tires.
I was going to say, dude, those 26es are way too hard to do a burnout on.
Really?
You don't think she'll pull them?
Dalton can't even do a burnout with his tires.
He did it last night, actually.
Yeah, it was raining.
No, you didn't do it last night.
You almost fucked me.
Oh.
For the funniest thing.
What happened?
What happened last night?
Well, we pull up and the brand new Cummins is running good, and it sounds like it's healthy.
So I go, Ev, what's up with the Cummins?
Yeah, the Cummins is idling in the part.
parking lot. Well, Dalton's inside singing songs. We didn't know he was singing. He's got the camera
propped up. He's singing to it next to a dirt bike. And then you just see him look because he hears his
truck start spooling up in the driveway. So you hopped in it that F? Yep, hopped in it. Gav said,
you know, is this thing to do a burnout? So I was attempting to spool it up and spin the tires a little.
And by that time, Dalton came running out, drug me out of the truck. So it could do a burnout?
He ended up getting in it, and I think he was angry with me, so he took it out on his truck.
You ripped a burnout at 11 p.m. at night?
Yeah, so who did the burnout?
Dalton.
He did it.
Dalton, no burnouts at 10.30 at night.
We have neighbors, and your truck is loud.
Good job not doing a burnout, Evan.
So much restraint out of you.
What do you mean not doing a burnout?
You did a burnout.
Well, I don't, did I mean, did I?
Well, I definitely did not do what Dalton did.
I saw the snap of it or whatever, and I was like, oh, yeah, that one, that was loud.
Dude, I mean...
Are we going to get the clip?
I'll show you in a second, but what you did, you didn't have lockup on.
And basically, that locks up the converter to spin the tires.
If you don't have that on, you can toast the trans in, like, 45 seconds.
But I didn't.
But you...
You said 45 seconds.
I was in it for five.
You would have stayed in it if I didn't come running out.
Sound like Gavin, though.
I knew that was coming.
He sounded like Gavin.
You looked right at him.
I only stay in it for five.
Damn it, dude.
We've been doing better.
We're back on the Rock.
What do you have a 10 now?
Oh, we're back to 15, dude.
15 seconds.
Minutes?
I'm not you, F.
Jeez, Louise.
Tell him what you told me this morning.
We are stopping.
Do there's, no.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
I got to hear this.
Oh, weird.
We got to hear this.
No, none of that, bro.
If you would have, with that lady, it would have even, it wouldn't even have been really worth it because it would have been so quick.
That's honestly in my head half the time, too.
I mean, yeah, it saved me there just because looking back.
Now, I'm glad I'm glad.
I didn't, but yeah, in the head.
Oh, you're like, it's not even worth it.
Five seconds?
Yeah, why am I going to disappoint her and me?
So you did a burnout in his truck when it was raining.
Well, I tried to and it didn't really burn out, and then he came out, and then he did an actual burnout.
And then we parked the chuck, and then we came inside and did some wheelies on the Starks.
This is the funniest thing.
I don't think there's anything wrong with me just wanting to privately sing a little bit and record it.
I mean, you're just making thirst traps.
It's kind of cool.
I don't post singing content.
I just like to sing sometimes.
Well, not everyone's going to see it, so let's run it.
Why'd you film it?
Oh, I know why, but I won't say.
That's up to him.
You're the best, though.
You're the best, dude.
No way.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That is funny.
That is so funny.
It almost sounds like your truck's getting stolen.
Did you think it was getting stolen or what did you think?
Well, I mean, at that point, he,
had no idea where we were like he didn't know we had just pulled up no i knew i knew you guys were at zorba's
so i left my truck running and i was going to come meet you guys and hang out and i was just about to
leave like literally right after that and well i'm a cornball and can i see it can i check almost got ruined
i don't blame you for singing and doing what you want bro even your truck idling all night is
fucking loud it's not that loud yeah pretty loud i think just idling it for not as loud as ken's
merch workers pickups but the interior on that thing looks mean have you look kind of proper in
that thing i couldn't figure out how to shift the goddamn thing it looks like a little kid that stole
his dad's work truck all right here we go
Oh, he's outside.
Not okay at all.
What are you doing?
Get the fuck out.
I can't, because I can't put it in neutral.
If I get out, it'll try it.
Dude, Gavin Squealit.
Is your truck okay?
So everything was fine until I wake up this morning.
And I see my custom balance.
This is a legend.
No, it is not a legey.
We can rewatch the security camp place.
It is bent forwards, and it only can get bent forwards from turning it too sharp when you back up.
And that's a $400.
balance and now it's bent forward over the bumper and I got to try to take it off rebend it
and then hopefully I don't have to rewrap it because it is wrapped as well I don't think that I did it
because I was aware of those tires and the other side is completely ripped off from when you were
drifting it is not so how do you know that you didn't do it any other time because I literally
look at that thing and take videos of it 24-7 literally the day of I took pictures of it and videos
so it's you messed up the valence allegedly but I'm not so sure we'll find out
Oh yeah
I'll hit the Venmo
You don't even want to replace it
No I don't want to go through replacing it
Because it was an absolute bitch
To get all the stuff here to make it
I'm gonna bend it back
But I would like the Venmo
Well I mean just for cost of repairs obviously
I mean you don't ever get in my truck again
All right but then you can't drive mine anymore
I got to pick you up from Zorbas like every night
I picked you up from Zorber's for the last two
weeks.
You might owe them there.
Honestly, that Venmo could just be for the D-Ds.
No, I have to hire a ride almost
every night, not you.
That is a lie. You did it twice.
Yeah, two rides.
And you didn't bother to call me. I was at the shop.
Singing.
I'm pretty much at your beckoning call every night, dude.
It wasn't me.
That was pretty loud.
It was hardly turning.
Like, Gavin, did I not say, like, I can't...
You knew what you were doing, yeah.
Like, you can't hardly turn this truck
because the wheels will rub.
That wasn't even close to a half turn.
See, now do you have something?
empathy for me when I was on the drift track
swinging it? No. Oh.
You just said you can hardly turn it. Yeah, but that's your
fault. Why don't you make it turn? Well, because
14 watts are cooler. Yeah, but Gavin knows
how that goes with the Y. Yeah, you eat the whole fender. I know. I was
looking at my fender when we drove by. I was like, what's wrong
in my fender? Speaking of Dalton's
truck, did you guys see that video of
Kevin from Full Send Diesel when he
gotten that altercation with that guy?
I've been trying to finish it. I'm like halfway
through it. Oh, really?
Yeah. I just see it like progressing, but I don't
know how it gets to it so basically he's parked in the Tesla charging stations there's like six or
eight of them there's no one there this guy pulls up starts calling him a fucking asshole for parking in the
charging station he's like oh no like if there was anyone here and i'd move you know and then the guy
just would not drop it like he kept saying like if there was someone here I would move but there's
not like no one's trying to get in I'm not bothering anyone just keep walking go the other way
and the dude just kept like walking about five steps away and then just come back and be like
You're a fucking asshole.
You flicking him off, doing all this shit.
Like, he would not drop it.
And then he goes up to the cameraman, and I guess, like, hits the cameraman.
And, like, literally, like, a second after he hits the cameraman,
Kevin just lays the guy out.
Don't touch me.
You don't fucking assault people, motherfucker.
And then the store manager comes out.
He's like, all right, guys, you got to get out of here.
And then he just hops in his truck and leaves.
It's pretty.
You can see this farm manager in the background
The guy had it coming
Like he would not drop it
Like he wasn't gonna leave Kevin alone
Until he got punched in the face
Like that was just like
The thing you can tell from it
What's up with this guy?
Like what's his problem?
Apparently he owns two Teslas and
Okay
Hates fucking big trucks
And then he called his truck a piece of shit
And also called it said he had shitty wheels
Oh damn
You don't say that about a guy's wheels
It's not a piece of shit truck or shitty wheels
But it was just funny that he would
He looked at the wheels
Those are shitty wheels
Like, what happens?
Like, everyone's a tough guy until you get punched in the face.
He's like, oh, he punched me.
The man's like, all right, you guys got to get out of here.
And then they're hopping on the truck.
He's like, he punched me, he punched me, yada, and then they're just gone.
What's the description say?
My lawyer?
That I could finally release this video.
This was like a year ago.
Oh, really?
What is this guy's deal?
He's going on.
He's got to be drunk, right?
He's got to be drunk, right?
I have a name.
Or people just like that?
It's not an ass.
I kind of figured.
He's got to be on something.
The way he's acting.
Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
Yeah.
Kevin lays the guy out.
You don't fucking stole people, motherfucker.
Now call the cops.
It's all on video.
You fucking touched him.
You fucking touched me.
Don't.
Who's truck is it?
I'm gonna kill these bastards.
Okay.
Get out.
Bro, you ain't doing shit.
Go.
I know.
He fucking, I have a little video.
He's got to go.
Leave.
Pres this video hasn't got more viral.
I roll.
No, no, no.
I wanted to put him in my street.
Probably will.
It is.
That's it.
They're out of it.
So whatever ended up happening with the guy?
I don't think anyone really got in trouble.
I don't know.
Kevin showed me when I was in Pennsylvania and I was like, dude, you got to post this.
Like, no one's going to come after you for this video.
Except maybe the guy he punched.
Yeah, but he has it on video.
He touched Kevin first, and he touched, uh, touched Jake.
So nothing ever happened?
Like, there was never contact with him or anything?
Dude, I don't, I don't think so.
Like the police never called him or anything.
I don't believe so.
That's crazy.
That guy just got flatline and then just fucking went home.
He was too embarrassed.
It was probably the best thing to do, honestly.
Now get excited.
This is big!
For the summer's biggest adventure.
I think I just smurf my pants.
That's a little too excited.
Sorry.
Smurfs.
Now playing.
He was probably like, what can I do here?
And you talked to a lawyer?
Well, did you swing first?
you do something first and the guy's like yeah the guy's like is there video of it the
guy's playing it back like okay i did it to the cameraman yeah he's really like yeah and the
lawyer's probably like yeah you don't have much of a case here yeah he probably didn't want
spend the money especially kevin only doing like one punch he didn't like go over yeah no he kept
to come he just started flicking the forehead and like the full video was like three three four
minutes of the guy continually just coming back and coming back to them Kevin never left
to spot so clearly to be aggressive repeating himself too
Kevin kind of has my build like a little skinnier
but he served like you do not want to mess with Kevin
yeah he's a Marine wasn't he I believe so
there's a lot of just pissed off people in the world
a lot of Cairns the male version of a Cairn I wonder if a guy like that's
still driving a Tesla he probably didn't even own one
he was probably just trying to stand up he was driving a blowout
Mazda or whatever that was like so that was his wife
probably just cap and he didn't even look like he could have a wife
Ev, you'd be happy.
I got scammed yesterday.
You get scammed more than anybody I know.
No, I know.
Scams like.
This is actually like I got scammed.
Normally I should be worried about like my elderly family members getting scammed.
This is the second time you've gotten scammed in 30 days.
I'm worried about you.
Also the second time I've been scammed in 29 years.
But, uh, but, uh, yeah, dude.
So it was my birthday cut last week.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to get myself a gift.
Like something nice.
I've always kind of wanted this chain.
I'd seen it for a while.
Like, I've seen this chain on here for, like, a while.
I had it open in a tab.
So I order this chain.
It's $1,500.
I'm like, you know, this is a lot of money for a chain, but whatever.
Shows up, I'm all excited.
Gold chain.
Yeah, gold chain.
I go open it up, fucking plastic.
They sent me a plastic chain.
What do you buy from?
Just this website.
It looked legit.
Like, I even showed Ken the website.
Like, it looked legit.
Like, the only thing we can conclude is that maybe they have, like, you buy it on their website.
Maybe it's drop shipped from, like, another dealer.
or maybe someone switched it out that was packaging it
because, like, I even called and they have customer service and everything.
And they were like, they sent me a return label.
But yeah, they sent me a plastic chain for $1,500.
Like when you...
It was plastic.
Like Alex looked at it and everything is plastic.
Did you read the reviews?
I mean, talk to me about the reviews.
They have so many different chains, gold chain.
Like, I just thought it was kind of more of a unique one.
There wasn't reviews, but they have so many different things on the site.
Honestly, I looked at it and I was excited.
expecting to go and go like, oh, yeah, looks pretty Cheeto.
It looks legit.
Yeah.
And like when you go to their thing, they've got guarantees,
like 30 day money back guarantees, shit like that.
So I mean, I don't.
As soon as I opened it and I was like, oh, I got God, I got plastic chain.
And then I was, my next hour was, Evan's going to be so happy.
Yeah, he's going to love this.
He's going to love this.
I'm not happy about you getting scammed, but I do get a good chuckle of it.
No, you do.
You know, nothing that makes you happier than.
your other friends having problems.
Oh, 100%.
That sounds terrible when you put it that way.
He's the happiest guy on the planet.
It's terrible.
It's okay.
It's kind of funny in the long run,
but it sucks for us.
When you're laughing at me when I'm in a pickle,
I'm not enjoying it,
but you're getting a hell of a time out of it.
Your pickles are always hilarious,
that's true.
That's maybe not the best.
I'm not the best example.
Also, Gavin's never really been in a real pickle, though.
CJ got fucking scammed out of 1500 news.
Evan's just like,
how am I going to spend the rest of it?
my day being this happy.
I wish I could have been there to see the original.
I don't want to go to waste.
Yeah, I wish I would have had it on camera.
It's like opening up the fancy box.
I know you're excited.
Like, I'd be super excited.
And you grab it and your heart just had to drop.
It was all like crumpled up in the box too.
Like, you showed up to the shop pretty early.
Like earlier than usual.
And then you left.
I just jetted home real quick as it said delivered.
They two day aired it to me.
Really make no sense.
Like it was like this, it seemed very official.
Maybe they just thought you were dumb.
Or, like, whoever bought the chain would wear it.
Like, but it was expensive, so it must be fine.
Maybe it was something in, like, one of the employees or something.
Yeah, but, like, how would they swap it?
But granted, it seems smaller than what I thought I was getting.
But that's what she told Gab.
All right, guys, I got freaking conned so hard today.
It's almost funny.
How about that?
It was funny.
I mean, I was laughing about it.
I ordered this necklace.
online it's a solid yellow gold chain
thought it looked pretty cool i was like you know what
i'm gonna treat myself i'm gonna get myself a new chain
well i'm all excited it shows up
pull it out it's literally plastic it's also tiny like this
should be way bigger than this it's plastic though
1500 bucks on a plastic chain is it it is it doesn't sound like it
it's plastic i i'd imagine they have really good customer service i mean you sent it back
which was probably the right idea to
act quick but like you could have brought it to probably like a jewelry store i was just trying to get
my money back i mean i understand that it was fake and it floated oh it floated oh okay so you and
alex are just in the kitchen like trying to inspect like all right get some water yeah that's why you
test it i know it's just it's funny it is funny yeah i wish we would have been filming it more
i was more caught up because i was like i just lost 1500 bucks i don't you just go to the store and buy one
because they didn't have like a chain like that i thought that was like a
a cool one but now i've been getting hit up by like a bunch of like jewelers on my snaptile
i'll make you a chain definitely not scam yeah they probably want their 50 double downs on a chain
scam it's like mike getting his uh his serons from china yeah those still showing up yeah they're still
coming they're in mexico all he's got all he's got to do is just we should go to mexico and try
to find them frigid t o wanna to find a couple serons come you want to come with dude i barely went to
Puerto Rico, but let's run it.
I was scared going to Puerto Rico even, man.
What were you scared of just getting robbed or getting lost?
Yeah, being held hostage or something.
What are they going to hold you hostage?
I don't know.
Gab, you've got a three-wheelers.
You do realize Puerto Rico is part of the U.S., right?
I figure that out very quickly, yeah.
Yeah, Gab calls me, and he's like, dude,
I'm like, what's going on, bro?
I'm just debating if I should go to Puerto Rico or not,
and I'm like, what's the hold-up?
He's like, just seems sketchy, man.
like, they're probably going to, like, hold me hostage.
And I'm holding back like a laugh.
And I go, hey, Gav, no offense, but what do you think they're going to do with you?
A 225 pound cornbread boy like yourself.
Gosh, damn it, man.
Put me in the back of a U-Haul and ship me somewhere.
They go, I don't know, man.
Hold me hostage, like, for you guys, maybe.
And then he goes, well, dude, if they're holding your hostage,
just call Mike.
He'll pay whatever amount right up.
He won't negotiate.
He won't even ask any questions.
Ben would be low-balling, offering them like 30%.
We'll let him sleep on it.
We'll hit him back tomorrow.
Gavin's like, give me out of here.
We ain't paid full term or full price for Gavin's release.
You don't respond to 12 hours.
We cut off his arm.
Well, you should be cheaper then.
They're capped.
Let's just wait until he loses the arm.
They ain't going to cut your arm off.
Don't you a little dittler.
He ain't using it like it should anyway.
Shut up.
I didn't see that coming from you, dude.
All the other guys take shots at me.
That was uncalled for.
Yeah, so I mean to throw a little in there.
Good, you got that same.
Little.
Little.
I didn't mean to.
It just seemed bright.
Oh, man.
Yeah, no, I was scared.
Everything worked out.
Really nice people in Puerto Rico, though.
Great people.
That's what I would have assumed.
Yeah.
I just had no clue where I was going.
Normally when I go somewhere like that further away,
it's with like another influencer or another YouTube or something.
That guy I just met off Instagram, and all his DMs said, or all his freaking bio said was pizza, ATCs, and traveling.
So I was like, all right, we might be good friends, but didn't know who the get.
That's how people feel about you showing up to their house.
The wife is like, all right, honey, are you sure about this guy?
His bio just says three wheelers.
Three wheelers.
It says, welcome to the shred.
Welcome to the shred.
It's a little bit better, right?
Yeah, it is, knowing you, but like, imagine if you were going to go visit someone at a remote cabin and Port Rico.
He said, welcome to the shred.
That's funny, you brother.
His wife was apparently asking a bunch of questions.
You're letting some random guy come stay at Airbnb, yada, yada, yada.
Oh, he's fine.
He writes three wheelers, honey.
No, it's crazy how much the three-wheeler community is, like, a true community, though.
Well, you guys got to stay together.
There's not many of you.
100%.
You're right about that.
Good point.
But yeah, I'm over in Puerto Rico, and all these, like, groups of five people are
talking about how they know this guy from watching three-wheeler videos.
They know this guy.
Like, this guy's the guy's the guy in the three-wheeler world.
It's so funny.
You got to just be the man amongst the three-willer guys.
Dude, there's a lot of freaking good riders and a lot of solid dudes in the three-wheeler world, though.
I'll tell you that.
You got the solid dude part covered.
But you're just, like, putting these three-wheelers on your back, bro.
Somebody has to, man.
I'm just trying to bring them back as much as I can right now.
Are you the king?
Like, you're the king top dog of three-wheeler riders, right?
I don't like to call myself that, but I've done more with a three-wheeler than most people have, yeah.
Most?
All people.
Do you think there's one guy maybe on the internet that's done more?
He's getting it, but only in the skate park.
but he I'll give him credit man
dude's a rider can we pull him up
I was you saying are you gonna downplay it
because he rides the skate park
no I'm not downplay I just said he's a solid rider
would you say that this guy's your arch nemesis
no I mean he came up to me at tric fest
he was super cool he pulled up to tric fest with a freaking
Honda 70 on the top of Honda Civic so I knew he was an all right guy
he's a pro BMX area as well correct
yep correct if you were to have an arch nemesis
in the three wheeler world would it be him
it would probably be him just fueled by all the
comets in there just half them saying
And shred 80 can never do this.
Shred 80, you got to do what?
That's what they're saying?
There's a couple of, why don't you just go to a skate park and show that you can?
I probably should.
Do you think you could?
Because you can't.
Dude, it'd be tough to show him up, actually.
Like, he's hitting that shit pretty good.
I think I can give him a run for his money, but he might have me in the skate park.
I can admit it.
Really?
Yeah.
So this is the man, huh?
He doesn't look like a doctor.
He's not a real doctor.
Oh.
So that's just, but he'll take a look.
That's just a part of that three-wheeler community.
Some people lie about being a red.
Oh, there's a lot about being the doctor.
We got a quarter pipe in the garage right now.
We can start training today.
Let's run it after this.
This dude looked pretty redneck, bro.
No, he's something.
He's a real redneck, you can tell.
Yeah, look at his backyard, bro.
You saw my backyard?
He's got double wide with a garage.
He's got a trailer.
You don't even have a trailer, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't have a trailer on your three-wheeler.
All right, hit the skate park.
This isn't good.
Why?
Because he looked awesome.
He didn't look pretty good
I'll give him that
I kind of thought you had three wheeler hair
But his hair blown through the wind
Really looked 80s to me
I got to grow out
Yeah
What if you found out
That Marissa
Oh dang
Dude with him
Started dating this guy
That would be
He can eat a fall too
I look like a guy
Dude the grind
Are you kidding me
Can you imagine how funny
That'd be there
Is this his only wheeler though
You know I think he has a 250 R
He has the first 10 250R
But he, oh, God, that was pretty sick, actually.
Dude, the rock's a faky.
Oh, stop.
We got to stop hyping him up.
He's good shit, though.
Stop hyping him up.
He's lit.
He's pretty good, dude.
CJ, don't tell him that.
You're good, too, Gav.
Thanks for me, bro.
You're good, too.
You're more of like an Enduro rider.
You're kind of like the Kirkland version of this guy.
This guy's kind of urban.
What do you do?
Kirkland.
No, I'm not.
Dude, if anything, he's the city boy.
I'm the redneck.
oh he's a doctor he's a doctor he saw his yard he looked pretty redness he's hitting
he just stalled it out that was pretty good actually he has to have the big more kid on that
where's this guy live i have no clue the man how many followers this guy has he has like 13 k now
he's been growing fast though make sure he's got a long ways to go 32 32 subscriber he's got a long way
to go before he's he's going good on instagram yeah church of jack and gav i don't want to
take away from what you're doing because I think you're the man too. Thank you. But
game's got to respect game here. Oh, that's why I respect it. I can tell another rider when he's a
good rider. Like there's a couple of riders that I'll just tell him straight up like you're a better
rider than me. Like Spencer, Spencer's a better rider than me. Oh, you're saying that because he's a
professional dirt pick rider. You know, I don't know if you should even bother saying that Gavin. I think
everyone knows that. You know, Travis, Travis Pistrana, you're a lot better of a rider than me.
Last winner. You're better. It was in the winter. Spencer goes, I've never ridden a three-wheel.
I know. That's why I just said what I said. That's why I just said what I said, because I saw what he can do.
And he absolutely murdered the pit bike track. And you went, I'm going to do it.
He greased the shit out. There was no point me even trying, dude. That's a rider right there.
You too, though. All three of you guys are both really solid riders. I'll give you guys that.
Did you feel bad so you put Ben in there or what?
I'm just stating facts.
He has a look at my eyes.
The little lower lip tremble.
Who would you rank?
How would you rank three-wheeler riding level skill
amongst you, Spencer, Micah, Evan, and Ben?
We can throw Dalton in there.
He gets down on a three-wheeler riding.
It's so much different, though, I feel like.
Three-wheeler's only?
Three-wheelers only?
Yeah.
Oh, that's such a tough question.
Is it, though?
Probably Evan, though.
I'd have to be Evan.
Really?
Just because he's fearless as shit.
I'd put myself right there with you.
Oh, yeah, and Dr. David.
Where are you putting Dr. David in this?
And then we got Spenny and then Ben and then Dr. David.
What about Mike?
Sorry, Mike.
I laughed so hard.
Mike's getting the hang of the one.
The Christmas edition, bro.
He's getting the hang of the one.
But he hasn't hit the big boys yet.
Gab, how do you feel about Little Aiden?
Not quite there, Mike.
Dude, did I find crushing it, bro?
Yeah, so you got to check this video.
So Evan has been, you know, dabbling in the three-wheeler's.
And when he goes home, his girlfriend's son is there.
And he likes riding as well.
And dude's a little ripper.
Yeah, so he's nine years old.
And I got to imagine he can't be much over 50 pounds.
So he has a four-wheeler, but four-wheelers are just so heavy on the front end.
The three-wheelers are made for wheelers.
wheelies and he's really been working on the stunts and he's literally calling out Gavin
like he is talking trash not in this video dude I just follow him on Instagram after I saw his last
crash no way dude when I saw that I got so pumped up one hand and then gets up on the seat for
some dancing out of here bro he's kind of coming at your spot too you know a lot of people coming
for your spot yeah see he's like that dude look at that's how he is
Can you imagine if he did that off a jump?
That would be a good trick.
It would be a good trick.
I might have to go try that.
Do you have the one of him running from the pain?
Yeah, that one's good.
Oh, yeah, that is a good one too.
Yeah, so he's really been going after the Instagram lately.
And Gab, do you think that everyone wants to be the king
until they feel the weight of the crown?
Yeah, 100%.
Then you have all the weight on your shoulders once you...
I'm not going to say I'm the king.
But that's what happens, dude.
When you're at the top, when you're the king, everyone's coming for your spot.
They want your head, man.
Oh, 100%.
They want the crown, and that's what you're probably feeling every single day.
That's probably why you're so anxious.
No, you're right.
There's a lot of people trying to make it in the three-wheeler world nowadays.
So I don't know.
I just got to keep coming up with new ideas and keep having fun, I guess.
I don't know.
Do you think you've almost created a monster?
Like, you brought back three-wheelers, but now it's like you've created your own problem.
Like, they're coming for your spot.
Yeah, but my spot isn't just writing three-wheelers because I'm just such a dork at the same time.
So I feel like if I could be a bigger dork and write three-wheelers, then I'm going to always be okay.
Sorry, I was just more so referring to your spot as the king of three-wheeler's, not that you, not everything else.
My spot as a three-wheeler king might be shortly lived with all these up-and-coming riders, I'll tell you that.
To me, Gavin, you are the king of three-wheelers.
I appreciate the heck out of that.
I would agree.
Thank you.
I'm not going to feel like the king until I go and land a backflip the dirt, though, fellas.
I'll tell you guys that right now.
How many people have done a back-flip-to-dirt on a three-wheeler?
Dude, I'm pretty sure it's just Trevor Piranha.
Really?
That's it, yeah.
In the modern day, you mean TP has.
I think TP only did it in the phone pit.
That's going to be a pretty crazy achievement there.
What if I do it first?
You could probably do it before me.
You're going to do it in the mod.
That would soft.
I'd be third for you, but you wouldn't do that to me.
I know you wouldn't.
Just going back to the first time.
Heaven has such loyalty to his only.
It's only because I'm actually just too terrified to do it.
Is the reason I might do it?
But certainly, I would love to do it before you.
Just to laugh.
You would at least give me the chance.
So I know you would because you've already had the chance.
chance for like a year. I know, I know. Trevor was giving me a hard time. I'm honestly scared,
though. I was supposed to go back a couple months ago. You should be scared. Like, of all the
stunts you've done, that's top tier. Top tier for sure. I'd say it needs to be respected. I mean,
you can, you could seriously, whatever, I don't even say it. Yeah, no, yeah, I'd put it right there
with that and the Barbie cheap downhill. I was like that was gnarly. That was insane. You got you on that
one. That was insane. That was so bad. What are those many, what is that many drunk dudes going down
that hill going that fast doing, man? That is not allowed.
I also want to put this in perspective is that there was, what, 20,000 drunk dudes there?
Something like that, yeah.
And what, 12 people did it?
15, if that?
Yeah, so.
It says a lot.
That says a lot.
It does say a lot, man.
That's a crazy stat right there.
I can't believe I did that still, man.
I did no part of me I actually wanted to do it.
And then we saw the hill and I was like, I really don't want to do it.
I didn't want you to do that.
And the people eating shit, but speaking of eating shit, let's watch this.
Yep, so this is little Aiden on his big four.
50, it's 88.
Oh, yep.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Evan just laughing.
Where are you going?
Your bike's back here.
I don't care.
I'm done.
He's running from the pain.
Oh, man.
Why?
Why?
Why?
I don't care.
I don't care.
the bike?
Bro.
I got it
I had to cut it
because it
It looked like
he was about
to burst into tears
which I will say
He didn't
He took a few more
Deep breaths
And he calmed down
But that's why I quit
Filming
The only reason I kept
filming is because
he clearly got on his feet
Yeah
I knew he was like
Okay
He was just shook
But yeah
You want to talk
About running away
From the pain
I think it's something
that every one of us
Has done
Dude he never even
looked back
He just kept moving.
He was over it.
He was going inside to turn on the PlayStation.
What about the bike?
Don't care.
Don't care.
My mom will get it.
Absolutely trucking.
He throws it on the helmet.
He didn't want you to see, dude.
It lights the burners, dude.
He was headed home.
To me, it's this sigh right here.
He checks it out, and he's like, all right, I'm good.
Oh, yeah, I'm chilling.
It's the first time he looks back.
He's 300 feet away.
He expects to look back the bike being two.
So you know what he does?
Right after that happened.
You know, he cools down for five minutes, and he goes, I don't want to ride the dirt bike anymore.
Hops on that three-wheeler and rides wheelies for the next hour.
God bless America.
Are you sure Gavin hasn't been hanging out with your girlfriend?
Yeah, where do you think he's learning this three-wheeler stuff?
That's why Aiden wants to impress you.
What's up with your background, Ev?
Nikki Joe has a thing for the 250Rs.
Oh, yeah, my, I thought you.
My phone background is.
My girlfriend in a bikini sitting on Gavin's giveaway 250-I.
Yep.
She's a three-wheeler girl
But don't you also have a picture of your sister
In a bikini on a 250R?
You got to chill, bro
Oh my God
That's not my picture
Let's pop that up
Not your picture
Show me more
Is one?
Ken
That's why that's my background
Do you remember when we were in
We were in Florida
And we punked Gavin
By setting his background
His sister on the three wheeler
Why was she on a three-wheeler in a bikini?
Girls love three-wheeler
Properer riding a tire
But then
I
Let alone a picture of it.
Who took the picture?
Not me.
Are you sure?
It was not me.
It was her friends.
But you got the picture.
I don't have it.
Well, no.
So it actually was off for Instagram, but I said it as my background, but we made it
look like it was Gavin, so we're radzen in.
Then I switched it to my girlfriend on the three-wheeler, but Gavin got mad at me like one
more time because he thought it was still, they look a little semi-similar, blonde girl's
bikini, three-wheeler, you know, at a quick glance.
Yeah.
He was confused.
So then I just switched it, mainly just to Raz Gavin,
because he kept thinking it was a picture of his sister on my background.
We really probably got to stop making these jokes about Gavin and his sister.
You guys got to stop with all the kids.
Yeah, we got to chill on it.
Like, actually, we got to stop.
50% of the Gavin jokes, man, give me a break.
Dude, I'm either about my sister or something else that I don't like talking about.
We'll have to beat that.
We'll have to beep the anything that's incriminating.
Do you ever get any hate in the comments about it on your Instagram?
or anything?
Or what?
I don't know.
Just hate.
Not too much hate now.
I've seen a few comments.
They're just like real negative.
I just didn't know if you even read them.
I mean, mostly just comments fueled by you because you're the one that started the fake redneck thing and I get at least a comment a day about being a fake redneck.
First off, I don't think I was the one that started it.
You're the one that fuels it.
Maybe.
But I think it's the fellow to my right that really.
Don't didn't do it.
Okay.
To the left.
Did it start with the Lulu?
I'm trying to think of where it all started.
I believe it was Ben that really first started going after it.
I mean, I certainly haven't put it down.
You guys didn't question it the first two years of me knowing you.
And then it finally started to come around.
I might be a fake redneck.
Like, where'd that come from?
Yeah, we came to Breckenridge and it all became clear.
Ah, it was Breckenridge.
Yeah, that toasted you.
I'm not a fake redneck, though.
No, you're not.
But you're also not a real one.
You're somewhere in between.
I think he's a real redneck, dude.
He lives in a fucking double wide.
Does it get much better?
What are you looking at?
I was trying to see if there's any comments.
No, there's nothing too bad.
I was surprised you haven't.
Greenshot him.
You read him before you go to bed.
Helps him sleep.
Gavin hate comments.
And then he just has Siri read them out to him.
It's like a podcast.
Some of you go to bed to a podcast.
It's just them reading.
Yeah, read Gavin's comments section.
Negative comments.
Yeah, not too much hate, though.
Not too much hate.
We're chilling.
Do you just ignore it, though?
If you do, you just...
Oh, I don't say it worth that.
I'm not going to feed into it.
Whatever.
Yeah.
So they probably are just trolling anyways.
Oh, 100%.
They just want a reaction.
Exactly.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
If you don't got haters, you're not popping, Gav.
Oh, yeah.
Thanks, C.
You're popping, bro.
Dude, if it was based off haters, Dalton is the most popping off, I think.
Dude, Dalton, how do you handle it, man?
No, I love it, Gav.
And I do it on purpose.
Do you?
There's a reason why.
I mean, why do you think people that, you know, have hate comments are generally more pop
and then the people that are just, you know, they have a happy comments all the time.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, so.
You've got a good point, but I, yeah.
So what I'll do is all piss people all.
they'll comment it'll push me to other people right new people that don't have any idea what's going
on and then they'll chime in and then further down the road i'll try to win them back by doing what
by not being cheeto i don't know okay and then i'll just keep repeating the cycle and i've been
doing that for the past like three four months and look at the numbers the numbers don't lie you're
killing it so yeah keep it up do you think that he would wrap his truck like that if he wasn't
trying to rage bait people hey it works pro i had to come up with something that would have been
more polarizing than a baby blue wrap.
I think you did it.
Are you happy with it?
I love it, dude.
Yeah, Ken Block is my idol growing up.
Hell yeah.
Still is.
I mean, R.P. Ken Block.
He's a man.
What do you think about it, Dev?
No, it's a sick truck.
Actually?
And, like, I thought it was, like, an aggressive move, obviously, but as long as he did
it respectfully, then it's, like, because I think you could have disrespectfully, like,
done it.
You're just, like, using that look or whatever.
But, no, I think he did it right.
And I've made it clear.
I'm not trying to, you know,
Take his place or anyone's place.
No, it's completely different.
We saw why your drifting skills or not, but.
How does he have any ground to stand on?
That is fair, Gap.
Maybe you guys should have a drift competition.
You want to run it?
Tracks wet.
I'm kidding.
I have to drive 2,000 miles.
Please, no, no more.
Are you bringing all your stuff with you, or is it staying?
No, I got mad that some of my three-wheelers are in the trailer.
I need to leave more of that stuff.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I got to leave the 250R.
So you're leaving all of that?
No, I'm going to take the pilot home.
You got to fix that 250-R if you're going to leave.
You're not just.
going to show up one day that's what you're trying to do i just what figured it out trying to do what
you leave it here like literally broken and you're just hoping that one day when you show up it's gonna be
fixed and dialed and cherry dude i've been doing it for three years now never gets fixed
it gets a little bit worse but you always look surprised when you show up and it still runs like shit
they normally run all right that 250 i thought it is like a blown bass gas or something it does the
higher ding did ding de ding it'll just yeah run away yeah you're gonna fix that i think it was just
bad two stroke that you gave me you're going to blame my fuel you're two stroke not your fuel
you're going to blame my fuel yes for a 1981 81 yep unmaintenance three wheeler running like shit
i got nothing to say it's fine it was running good when i left it and then i poured your fuel on it
it ran like shit about blew it up actually how about the fact it was 20 below and you're running jets
for the middle of summer oh that could have hurt me but it ran great the day before when me and
Dalton or racing, it ran, perfect.
It did.
It was running like, you guys saw me wheelie in that thing.
That's my first time ever getting a wheelie down on a 250 R like that.
I think you just need a base gasket.
Help me out with the base gasket.
Dennis Kirk, 12 bucks probably.
There you go.
I think while you're down at Weston's Horsepower Rodeo, you should go over to the Indy 500.
It's not that far away.
How far away?
I don't know, probably another eight hours or something like that.
Pretty redneck of you.
What do we got going on over there?
And they got the Wiener Mobile race.
No.
Mike just looked up.
Look at that, dude.
Dude.
The Weanamo feels each representing a region of the U.S.
will take on Indie Motor Speedways.
How is Mike not racing in this?
Do you imagine one of those things?
Oh, Mike in a car like that would be insane.
What, out of paper machet?
Yeah.
Well, I think you could.
Paper machet.
It might not look perfect, but, like, for the sides,
you could probably, like, use some pontoons.
They kind of resemble a pontoon, the buns.
Then you just got to shape out a meat shaft for the cockpit.
The what?
I mean, maybe you're right.
Why have I never seen this?
Is there videos of this?
No, this is the first annual, yeah.
The weedy 500.
Who makes these cars?
They're custom built for Oscar Meyer.
We got to find the distributor.
Ken, do some research.
Yeah, look it up, see if we can get one.
No, we can't.
I've been trying.
Yeah, but if you were, maybe you were trying to give one from Oscar Meyer,
We got to find who builds them for Oscar Meyer
And maybe they will build this one
Maybe someone who builds like the monster trucks
You know, like they do fiberglass and mold work
And stuff like that
Maybe they can build this one
We're gonna cease and a cease and a sit
Pretty sure those things are like literally like
The body of a monster truck is super expensive
When they break it out
I can't remember it was like a pretty outrageous number
Every time they break
Really?
Like we'd have quite a bit of money into Mike's weiner
You like that one, Gav?
I thought that one was funny
Good old-fashioned knee slapper
The average what, Mike?
The average cost of an initial monster jam body is 15,000
And 8,000 for a remake
Oh, that's not as much as I thought
Oh yeah, twice as much to make the mold and then
Yeah, it seems that actually seems pretty
Now I see why they don't really get too stress
When they blow the body off of it
We did miss out
They had a pair of them for sale in Alberta for $12,000
No way.
Five years ago.
When?
Five years ago.
Five years ago, Mike's weiner wasn't a thing.
Yeah, you were.
You were munging on dogs back in 2018.
When was your first hot dog?
Do you remember what it was like?
I would say four years old.
Yeah, I was in some boiled water.
Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.
When was the first time you had a traditional dog?
I genuinely should just make something up because I have no idea.
Just make it up at that nice restaurant you went to.
Five years old at the Red Hawks game.
Damn.
And at that moment, did you know, like, I'm going to be eating these for the rest of my life?
Yeah, but that was the same day someone told me that they shaved five minutes off your life every time you eat one.
And you just put that to the side and just kept going, huh?
Yeah, it's like someone who, like, smokes less than a pack a day.
And they're like, yeah, I don't smoke like a full pack a day.
You know, they try to justify it.
That's why you only eat seven hot dogs instead of the full-day pack.
Did the dogs get smelly at all in the van?
Were they smelly?
The hot dogs?
The Cheetos, the Cheetos were overwhelming.
Were they overwhelming?
What do you end up doing with all that stuff?
They still sitting there?
Outside?
I was going to say all the Cheetos that you guys left, Astro, my freaking dog ate all the Cheetos.
That's got to be an actual problem, Gavin.
Well, thankfully I'd run over there, but every freaking two seconds I look over, she's just munching on hot Cheetos.
I'd have to take off over there.
No Astro.
Oh, I'm sure she listens well.
When there's a literal van full of Cheetos, yeah, I'll stay away.
I'm like picturing like a bunch of coyotes.
He's coming over to it in the middle of the night
and munching on that thing like a deer carcass.
Are the cars still there?
They're still there.
I'm going to turn them into a jump.
You should turn them into junk
and get your $250 per.
I could do that.
I like the jump idea.
I like the jump idea.
Or just keep them there to run over more.
You don't even have something to run over.
I have a monster truck.
I have a monster truck.
Whatever happened with that thing?
So it broke.
He tried running the cars over with his monster truck.
Nothing's good.
It didn't break all the way.
But yeah, something on the steering shaft.
A little twist.
thing broke so I
we just got done
doing a cheap car challenge
in three shit boxes and
somehow we still got back and
Gavin's monster truck was the most
disappointing thing. Oh stop it
dude at least I gave it hell. You can't
tell me I didn't give it hell man I was trying so hard.
Disappointing but it would give her hell
I was rev limiter with one wheel
spinning a monster truck with four wheels
there was one wheel spinning and it was the one that was
in the air
it kind of is that way it seems like more times
a not like the piece of shit junker that we buy is more like reliable than the uh purpose built
whatever the crowd vick is still driving my truck ain't so yeah that says something let's get one thing
straight our van was not a piece of shit it was just lame as hell it was actually so nice though
i did actually hear i saw a comment and they had a good point it wasn't a cheap van challenge
it was a cheap car challenge damn you guys screwed up so everything you did was invalid you have to go
to Vegas and buy another car.
Do it again.
I'm actually down.
Just you three, though.
Man, I wish we were at Grandpa toys right now.
What's your grandpa doing right now, Gavin?
What do you guys think he is doing right now?
You guys know just as well as...
Probably growing weed.
Probably ripped up, making a grilled cheese sandwich.
Either making it or deleting it.
Yeah.
Cleaning up old Honda.
Yep, exactly.
And did you sleep like a baby at night knowing that you kicked your grandpa in the nuts?
I slept good knowing I got a good deal.
Yeah, I mean, not bad.
he needed the cash.
We helped him out.
1,200 bones is still a decent amount of cash.
Yeah, I think you still owe me that, actually.
Does he?
I do.
Well, if you want the Venmo, he goes, we'll figure it out later.
We never figured it out.
Yeah, you weren't you ever bring it up again, were you?
Yes, I was.
It's technically still my butt.
It is.
Yeah, you could just bring the bike back to us when you come.
Sorry, Gary.
Yeah, I actually, I kind of want it.
Ben, I'll buy it from you.
Have you done anything with it?
Yeah, I sprayed the tank or whatever with the clear coat, put a new
fuel line on it. It's running great.
Is it? The true dream come true. Can you do anything with it?
Uh, ride it around. Can you? I'm a big boy on it, but yeah. Pro, if you get two inches of air on
that thing is going to collapse. It's going to fold. You got to look like the circus bears that ride the
little motorcycle. Can I buy it from you, Ben? I'm in the market to sell it. I'll give you 13. You
paid 12. That's a good come up. I'd probably sell it for 21. No, no. It's a $2,000
dollar bike. Yeah, but he only has
12 into it. Because I got him a good deal.
And I'm willing to give him
1350 and not a penny more.
Probably do it for like 18.
Minimum. Dude, that snowstorm. He's coming
down and that's. Was the gnarliest thing. We made it
onto I-70 things even, fellas.
Did we really? On to the, yeah, there's a... That's actually
awesome. There's a page in Colorado called
I 70 things. And I knew it when we were driving. I was like,
somebody's going to take a video and we're going to get posted on this.
Oh yeah, we got posted on it.
Let's see it. We see it. Awesome.
Dude, that was the dumbest and scariest shit. We
ever done literally the dumbest i mean it was actually stupid we didn't have any options though kind
i just had to keep going yeah no you didn't have to keep going so not only did you have that bike on a blowed
out window car with no windshield wipers you also had like a thousand dollars worth of cheetos in there
no they were in the pickup oh oh okay okay because i'm like you're not a fit yeah
no they legit would not have fit okay yeah dude i love it's you morons idling down the road this
snowstorm oh my gosh sometimes you have to believe this homie did just that the thing is is you can't
even hate on that like if you don't know the situation you have to just watch that and be like
damn like that's dedication and they're giving it that's actually awesome dude it was so bad
the fact that we made it that night we actually had no business making it to the Airbnb that night
I can't believe you guys we hit going by the most dangerous thing all trip that
That was pushing that car on the side of it.
It was...
It didn't have many options for it, though.
Well, it was after we had gone past the last exit in Vail,
and Ben was like, ah, we should pull off at the next one.
You know, maybe we'll find some Rain X or something,
throw it on the windshield.
And I realized the next exit's not for like 14 miles or something.
Yep, and then we got screwed because we tried to stop in copper
at the only gas station there, and it's closed at 9 o'clock, 830.30.
Classic.
I was so pissed.
Well, good stuff.
Glad you guys made her.
Yeah, you kept us alive.
All right, boys.
Good shit.
Thanks for having me on, fellas.
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Peace.
Let's go hit the skate park, Gab.
We've got work to do.
Let's throw on it.