Life Wide Open with CboysTV - The Cops Came To Our Shop
Episode Date: March 5, 2024In today's episode, Ryan was accused of crime, we break down Ken's dislike for merch drops, Movie ideas, Ryans insane Insurance rates, Our next prank idea, Keeping the neighbors happy and much more. T...hanks for tuning in everybody! Download the Zocdoc app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Try a truck. Never do truck stuff. Be a man.
There was a local truck that drove into the Cormoran store.
Yeah, we leave for one weekend, and the whole town falls apart.
We hold in, rolling deep, and just go right to Ryan's truck.
My buddy Ryan over here is paying $14,000 a month in car insurance.
Your headphones work, Siege?
No.
They don't?
Yeah, I'm getting Millennial Farmered over here.
Years don't. Really?
Man, I can't believe Millennial did the whole freaking podcast.
Like that, that sucks.
Dude, you can't hear anything.
I'm surprised you didn't just take the headphones off.
I can't believe you could hear what we were saying.
Dude, I texted him about that.
And I was like, I'm, I'm so sorry.
Like, that was bad, you know, I wish you'd said something.
But thank you for tough and through it.
And he goes, oh, I thought it was like a radio thing.
I was on NPR one day.
And I didn't have sound there either.
I go, no, you have a terrible production too.
Yeah, I was like, well, at least we're as bad as MPR.
It's like, every time I go on, they make me put these stupid things on.
They don't do anything.
So he just, it's two times in a row.
What are the odds?
and then he just didn't do it.
He's like, I thought it was just what they did.
Are we good now, Ken?
Ken?
Ken's, you know, as you can imagine,
after announcing the truck giveaway
and a lot of fire merch,
he is in the cockpit, just grinding.
He has a solid crew today.
It's a Saturday.
He has a solid crew of helpers,
and they're sending out lots of orders.
I'm updating the website.
We're restocking as much as we can.
It's good.
It's good.
I really appreciate the sport.
all of us do yeah you guys are crushing it on the the new merch drop and the the truck giveaway if
you haven't heard already i'm sure you have though if you're listening to this but yeah i every time
i think about ken i just can't help but kind of chuckle at him back there like it's in his own
world they got their music playing the different culture and so much work to do like he has his
work cut out for him for us drop evening is like the end of this thing it's like the top of the
mountain where we get to like be excited about all of our work is paid off and for him it just
well actually it doesn't just start because he has all the folding and organizing but you can
just see it at seven just like the the color fades from his face he just walks back to the birch bay
i chuckled too because like it's the only time ken wakes up earlier than me is during like after
merch drop like he wakes up and leaves and you know i can hear him like he's getting up at seven
And I'm like, man, this is nice getting to stay.
You know, you can hear him leaving.
You're like, I feel good staying in bed.
Yeah.
Everything we do, you know, it's work.
But like, we love the process of it.
So it doesn't feel like work, you know.
We love the grind of it.
I don't think Ken loves a single second of what he's doing back there.
He's just doing it.
But also, maybe, maybe.
I think he might, he wouldn't, he'd be lost without it, I think.
Yeah.
I think you could ask him, though, and be like, do you hate it?
And he'd be like, absolutely not.
And then you'd like, do you love it?
He'd be like, absolutely not.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, funny.
Yeah, he's working hard.
Yeah, he is.
That's for sure.
I mean, it's got to be overwhelming.
Like, there's so many.
So many.
Garmes.
Garments.
Everything.
Like, he's in, like, it's overflowing back there.
The warehouse isn't big enough for how many.
I mean, we just outgrew it finally.
Yeah.
He's got, like, a different group of workers coming through, like, throughout the day.
And he's got to keep telling, you know, new people, like, what they're doing.
The new guys are showing up and they're just standing.
They got their hands in their pockets.
Ken's just ignoring them.
I'll get around to you.
I did.
I dropped off a couple workers for them because they were wandering the shop.
And my back, I go, Ken, we got some more help for you.
This is where you're supposed to be over here.
Over here.
And they go, okay, great.
Go back there, Ken, got some more help for you.
He goes, oh, boy.
That was his response.
Great.
And nothing says, welcome to the team.
Nice to meet you.
Like your new boss going, oh, oh, boy.
But we got some good frequent guys back there that have been working on the
The orders, yeah, yeah, I really like that crew, so good kids.
Let's just say I'm interested now in buying my own Cummins.
I really, really, really like that truck, so much.
That's where you need, Mike, another car.
Yeah, that would be, you know, great to add to your fleet of cars.
Yeah.
No, I mean, it would be in place of.
In place of what?
The Bronco.
Oh, really?
Oh, you're to that age where you're like, I need a truck.
I need a truck.
Dude, it's actually like, it's more talking about the merch, but like so many trips back and
forth like bring the merch and just wherever i'm like i need a truck stuff the broncos filled
to the brimworth of merch every time i come back from fargo it's funny because i'm almost at the
point where i'm like i'm not sure if i need a truck like i might go to like a uh you know what would
you call your car like a four by four like a yeah yeah like a SUV what do you call that i don't know
but i was like i don't know if i need a truck bed i use it you know maybe once a week but i
could just use the company truck for that so yeah maybe we're just switching up you want
buy my rafter.
Yeah, yeah, we go.
Just trade.
I don't know if you want that.
And the only reason I was like talking about diesel is because like, yeah, of course,
I'd rather have a raptor.
I think that'd be way cooler, way more practical, way more fun.
But like, cool to have a diesel.
Put a sled deck on it for no reason.
Buy a truck.
Never do truck stuff.
Be a man.
Well, speaking of a truck, there was a local truck that drove into the Cormund store.
Yeah, we leave for one weekend and the whole town falls apart.
We haven't talked about this, have we?
This is a juicy one, guys.
I think it's just hilarious.
It's unfortunate for the Cormon store,
but it's hilarious how we got tied into it while we were gone from town.
And keep in mind, this happened before we had aired Ken driving his truck through his house.
Pretty funny time.
It would have made sense if that video had already been public and people knew about it.
But anyway, so we're in Wyoming.
And the locals, we kind of hear from some friends like,
yeah, I guess someone drove through the Cormon's store.
store last night we're just like wow we're like wow you do that that's crazy like they they drove
through and they think it's a robbery I'm like dang that's that's nuts we get a notification
on our camera three cop cars and I think there was even one outside they sent four people over to our
shop like pulled in rolling deep and just go right to Ryan's truck why me probably because they were like
who's the only guy crazy enough to do this and and to be fair to be fair and we found out later
At first, we were like, what the heck?
Why would they come and check us?
And then the more we started thinking about it, we were like, okay, makes sense a little
bit, but we haven't even aired the video of us driving the truck into Ken's house.
So anyways, they go and they look at Ryan's truck.
And they're like, I mean, the one dude takes one look and it's obviously a mint.
He goes, no damage.
He goes, that's not it.
Walks away.
Two guys kind of looking at it.
They're like, I think they were discussing your bumper.
You couldn't really hear them, you know, because you have an aftermath.
And it looks different, probably from the road or whatever.
saw when they drove by.
So anyways, they spent a little bit extra time, but then they rolled off.
But the only thing I thought was hilarious on it was they like sent four guys over to our
shop immediately instead of just checking the cameras.
At the store.
Yeah, at the store, when you have the cameras of the truck, the person going into the
Kormon store, like you could see clear as day.
It wasn't us.
But they're just rush over here and they're like, it's got to be them.
We're not even in town.
The more we found out about it, the less sense it made.
So somebody drives their vehicle into the backside of the Cormoran store.
We're like, oh, it must have been a black ram truck.
Assuming that.
Yeah, we're like, okay.
Black Ram.
Black Ram.
And so that's, you know, what then led to going and checking out Ryan's.
Well, the more information we found out about it, you know, because like,
rumors are starting to spread through Cormoran, through the village of, you know,
who could it be?
Who could it be?
You know, we're speculating like, oh, could it have been this person?
We got some suspects, right?
And we're, you know, Ken is.
all up on it texting everyone like any new information and i'd say if if our video had gone out
and the public knew that we had recently drove a truck through a building multiple times i think we would
be valid um suspect but we're also not criminals that yeah would rob the cormor on store yeah we come
to find out here's the story of what happened a girl it's 14 years old 14 doesn't even have her
license she can't even drive in this state honestly i'm sure
the girl had a lot of problems so i i feel i feel for her in this way but uh as reporters we have to
tell you the story accurately there you go so this girl is 14 years old she steals her dad's
truck it's a white ram oh it wasn't even black ran it makes no sense makes no sense all right so now
now you're losing you kind of lose cameras could have been black and white all right okay
could have distorted it so she goes to the
Cormorant's store and tries to break in the front door.
With the shovel.
Oh, with the shovel.
Yeah.
Now she goes around the backside, drives her dad's vehicle into the backside of the Cormon store.
Oh, man.
And then I believe she proceeds to hop out, trot her way through the store, goes up to the front.
This is where speculation comes in.
This is what we've heard.
This wasn't in the news story.
But this is where the speculation comes in.
She grabs a vape.
Dude, those fucking vapes, man.
After grabbing a vape, she walks back to the coolers.
She grabs a mountain dew.
And then she walks back and hops in her.
Dodge Ram, backs out of the building.
That's some savage behavior, man.
Proceeds to drive the park and get a DUI, I believe.
45 minutes away.
Dude, that is seriously, who would think of that?
Like, I got to give it to her in the dedicate.
Yeah, you're just a fiend.
But, like, you couldn't break the glass.
You're like, fuck it.
I'll hop in my truck and drive it through.
the building and hop out. Like, that's nuts. That's impressive. That is, that is,
dedication. Yeah, no, I mean, that's, that's just, that's a whole other type of mentality. It's like
she had to have been trying to get a vape, dog. Yeah. It's what happens when you vape, man, drives you
crazy. Stay off vapes, kids. That's the lesson. That is the lesson. That's a takeaway from
this. I'd say, stay off the vapes. And drive through a building. Yeah, probably don't
drink and drive either. Yeah, probably that doesn't help either. But that's why I'm so confused is that she was
14 yet she's given like on a bender vibes like she got the DUI at five in the morning and did the break in at like three in the morning or something I'm like why were you and on like whatever it wasn't even a weekend was it was a friday okay it was so but yeah she's like on bender vibes just going ham I guess drinking and then I mean you know like yeah it's no good yeah it's no good at all but it's just yeah I really do feel bad like any age person doing that it's not a good look but I really feel bad to get in a situation like that it's such a young age yeah you know
You just don't know any better.
I mean, you should know better, but you shouldn't be drinking and driving regardless, but drinking at a young age, which, who knows, there's so many things.
I do feel bad for the girl.
And, you know, it's unfortunate what happened to the Cormorant store, but you can fix that.
Yeah, I think they're going to fix it up.
It'll be better.
Nobody got hurt.
So I think that's the silver lining.
Here's my question.
Also, I just think it's hilarious that they came here.
Looking for a white truck.
I have some...
And a 14-year-old girl.
Yeah, am I built
like a 14-year-old girl?
You just think that you would watch
the security camera footage
before sending four officers.
Yeah, like scattered around the county.
It just seems like basic, like the procedure
would be like, let's watch the cameras.
They checked the missing inventory
and they go, vape him out and do.
Must have been Ryan.
Well, I quit.
Here's my question.
How did this girl drive this truck
through the wall
and then proceed to back out
and then drive it 45?
minutes.
Like, you think it was a 98 silver auto.
That's not surprising at all.
Really?
Yeah, we could have done it with the Chevy.
We did it with the Chevy.
Like, with one hit and one hit.
Yeah, but we had the snow plow on the front.
One, after the reversal hit, I guarantee we could have made it to fire.
Dude, honestly, that's a pretty hard impact.
Maybe the Kormon store is not built as well as Ken's house.
Because, like, Ken tried hitting that thing.
It was a dead day.
That thing freaking stopped it.
It is surprising.
I'm sure that's why she got pulled over because her whole front end was all smashed.
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.
like what the vehicle looked like afterwards had to been pretty but i mean real testament to the dodge ram
yeah made her made another hour road trip after that it's true yeah that's true they use that in their
next ad drive through a building and home i think i think it's worthwhile saying that i definitely
did not like being a suspect in that like when they came over when the police came over and they
looked at my truck, I did not like being accused in a way or being thought of that I would do
something like that. And if I did, even on accident one day drive through a store, I wouldn't just
leave. I would take care of it because that's what humans do. You know, definitely like it.
But I do want to say, I'm thankful for having police around here that actually investigate a crime
and go and try and find the person who did it and follow through on stuff like that.
because I'm sure that stuff doesn't happen in a lot of areas.
So who else to them?
I only advice for them next time is ever try splitting up.
Or just watch some cameras.
They could have done it a lot better.
But I don't know how it works.
Right.
No, I get it.
They maybe thought you were still in your truck or something.
Yeah, we're going to catch a red-handed.
Yeah.
Yeah, they could have been black and white.
But we, you know, it's funny.
We talked about black rams before, you know,
like a lot of people around here drive black rams and white rams too.
And so that's kind of what I was thinking.
I was like, they could have sent one, two guys over versus it's five, six.
You were expecting a fight with Ryan.
Yeah, or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, they essentially.
Ryan's wearing a blonde wig.
That's my disguise.
And the mountain dude.
He's passed out in it in the parking lot.
Oh, my gosh.
So that's great.
But, yeah.
But Ben's right, yo.
We are required to report on this because it's a huge deal in our tiny.
It's big news.
Corn Runt News.
Yeah, Corn Runt News.
And then the weekend before someone crashed.
in a house. So nobody's safe around here. Put up the big ballards in front of your building.
That was, yeah. That was not us crashing in the house either. Oh, yeah. Another
house. Yeah. That was an unintentional crash into the house possibly. Ours was fully
intentional. We planned it. And it was our buddy Ken's house. There's this house or like I guess
a row of houses that is basically at like a T stop sign right here. And then the houses are right
here. And it goes from a 55 to a stop sign just for reference. Like a six. A six. A six.
serious risk of living there.
I would never buy that house.
They don't even have one of the blinky stop signs up.
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Well, it gets ran into like once or twice a year.
Yeah.
Every summer.
That's what I mean.
Every summer gets ran into.
It's not like, well, you got to take the risk.
If it happens, it's like, no.
It's going to.
No, it's going to happen at some point.
Especially you're planning on owning the house for like 10 years or more.
Like, obviously it's going to have.
Our friend used to own that house.
And one time this drunk lady crashed into the house while they were sleeping.
while they were sleeping hops out and they're like what the you know he's like our house got hit
again except this time is pretty bad because she's like in the house and uh she like stumbles out
like all drunk and you know he's like what the fuck him and his wife um no no she's he's like you know
you got to stay here whatever and then she's like can i got to use your bathroom and she goes in the
bathroom and takes like the stinkiest shit dude right after she piled up into their house like
Like, not only did she fuck up their living room, then she fucked up their bathroom, and then got arrested.
Destroyed their toilet.
Oh, my God.
I don't know where she was coming from.
But you think Taco Bell, but they don't serve who's there.
Yo, you ever have to shit so bad, you drive your car into somebody's house?
Dude, that seems like a cartoon up, like a South Park.
I almost didn't believe it when they told us.
But I feel like, why would you joke about that?
Like, it's not a, like, we were not very happy there.
had someone driving your house, you have nothing more needed to make the story interesting.
Well, she was probably like, oh, I'm going to jail. I'm going to be jammed up, you know.
Yeah, it's probably going to be an hour of processing. Like, I got a shit now. Yeah. Get this out of the way.
What if the Cormon store security camera footage just shows like,
truck drives in and then somebody jumps out and it's just like holding their move.
It's just kind. It's just silent. You just here.
Yeah. You know, if I had that house with the tea, I would, uh,
put up like big like cement like blocks like they have in front of like Walmart
like the white house at least some construction uh cement barriers yeah because like it'd be tough
or i'd do that and then i'd start growing trees and in 30 years they'd be big enough to hopefully
stop whatever it was coming yeah you gotta wonder man people are gonna just there's a lot of houses
like that though like i think about it all the time really like what what else well like if you were
going to shore them same situation there's a house that's right at it you know and it's like goes 55
to a stop and then you either have to go right or left if you keep going straight house if you're
going 55 you could easily go through the house or at least get halfway in i mean we were sending that
truck through the house and that ken's house was built well at like 15 and it was making it in muddy grass
there's no inertia or nothing i think that is more common than you would think like you know
with just houses that are close to busy streets drunk drivers ending up driving into these houses
when people are sleeping and then like i i know that there's been like a couple deaths in
detroit lake yeah that was sad yeah dude that's honestly something i will always consider
if i'm ever going to purchase a house like could someone drive into a boy has been thinking
about no seriously dude yeah because even in even if you were in like town there's like spots
where like you could easily have your house driven oh 100% on a corner
So it's like
It's no good
You got to trust other drivers
And you cannot trust other drivers
Especially around here apparently
I think just anywhere
Yeah
That just makes me think of Ben's joke though
To finish out the last video
When you were like
Ken I hate your new house
We used to take our shoes off now
I used to just park my truck in the living room
I am going to miss Ken's house
Ken's house is a gift that just keeps on giving
Well not anymore
I know it's gone dude
It's flat
It's a level
open lot what Ken was hoping to have all along and you know what's great honestly the neighborhood
is at peace now they are they uh his next door neighbor texted ken and said like hey thanks for
taking that shit shit hole down like he was happy because now there's just a nice flat lot
there's not an abandoned house sitting next to his you know it definitely helped the neighborhood
yeah it wasn't eyesore and like i guess they never mowed the lawn because obviously no one was there
so like they used to mow it so they're they're happy about it
They had to put up with a little bit...
Two hours of rowdiness.
I honestly, yeah.
Like, they have every right to not like Ken.
Just Ken.
It didn't really is.
That was the text.
It was like, thanks for tearing down that house.
No, he was...
Enter, enter, enter.
We still...
You could have done it without the truck.
Or just, we still don't like you, though.
Yeah.
No, they were pretty...
They were cool about it.
So that's good.
And yeah, I didn't go too hard on the sheriffs, did I?
Okay.
Yeah, I wasn't trying to be mean to them or anything like that.
I just, I thought it was funny because my friend Ryan was a suspect.
They were out there and anyway.
It's funny.
I did almost hit a deer literally right before we left.
Then you might have been a suspicious.
If I had a smashed up front end, even if it had freaking deer guts hanging out the front of it,
it would have made me a pretty solid suspect.
They just go case closed.
Man, it's tough, dude.
You come around here.
You're going to always be on the camera.
We get a lot of entertainment out of the security cameras because it's like that's just real life.
It captures so much, well, it captures everything.
It captures everything.
We're filming 90% of the time, so the 10% that we're not in, something happens, it's always
on film.
There's something funny about security cam footage.
Even if the craziest thing that ever happened in the history of ever happened only
on the security cameras and not on any of our phones or anything, we still cherish that
forever because it's so funny.
It's like when you're watching the security cam footage, you have extra patience because
you almost know something's going to happen.
You could just clip a 30 second clip and nothing happens until 3.
20 seconds in but everyone stays because they're like
what's gonna happen. Something's going to happen.
We should start making Facebook videos
and it's just like the parking lot in the morning
and it's just eight minutes long and be like
when you see it.
And it's just nothing. There's like
you can rip in a fart on the way in and that's
people do that all the time. No.
That's like a thing and that that's the
joke. It's just wasting people's time.
I do like that. Maybe we just start filming
all of our YouTube videos off of the
security camera footage and we don't have to carry
these cameras around and you just have everything.
It's like reality TV.
It's like Jersey Shore edition.
You don't even talk to him.
Yeah, I was just going to say,
weird doing the audio.
Did you guys see Anthony Pans's video,
I believe, of him
filming a skateboard edit with a MacBook?
Or not a MacBook, excuse me,
an IMac. So like a big screen like that.
With a big extension card or what?
I think he had a little power bank on a skateboard.
Maybe he's done other ones, but I have not seen that one.
It was so funny, dude.
Let me find it.
This guy's always on some.
I like him.
Look at it, dude.
The footy review goes nuts, dude.
And they even got like the fish eye on it.
It actually looks pretty decent.
Yeah, it does, honestly.
But he's rolling around on like the skateboard.
That'd be a pretty funny prank.
I guess we don't do these kind of videos, but like if Baylon or like Danny, like when they're messing around in Walmart, they just had a laptop recording it.
Like they're like, I'm not recording them on my laptop.
Dude, yeah, I've seen that.
When they roll up, who is?
it that comes into, I know
Baylon said like, it's not, it's a PS5,
but they actually came in with a PS5
and they're like, quit filming me.
They're acting like they're filming.
It's a PlayStation.
And it's just funny because they're actually not filming
and they're like, I'm not filming.
It's just a PlayStation.
I'm just gaming, yeah.
But everyone thinks they're filming them
because they're like holding it like a camera.
It's funny too because it's a full circle joke
for them because they always say
when they actually are filming,
then it's just a PS4.
It's not my kind of, I wouldn't want to make videos like it.
But it's funny.
I get a kick out.
of it yeah i watched a really funny one where there was this guy in home depot and he had somebody hold
something really heavy like an employee so hey can you help me carry this employee grabs one end
he grabs the other when they're like just about to set it down he has a friend walk up and start
talking to him and he's like talking to this friend so the employee like can't set this like oh i've
seen that yeah that's funny the guy's like hey like trying to interrupt the conversation but he's like
He starts shaking.
He's like holding it.
He's like looking for a place to set it down.
I saw that.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
He hasn't been like five minutes holding this thing.
He doesn't know what to do.
People are getting creative.
Like, that's perfect.
Never heard of that idea.
Brilliant idea.
It doesn't hurt anybody.
Maybe a little bit.
Yeah.
I have to get some protein powder in there.
You guys see Danny got his cyber truck.
My favorite part was like, okay,
it's weird that like cyber trucks are hardly even out yet.
and we're already kind of over them.
Obviously, it'll be so cool if Ken or Ryan gets one, whatever.
But he put the biggest set of horns I've ever seen on a truck.
I mean, they're literally like eight foot wide.
What do you guys think about those?
I think they're cool.
I think they're cool.
Can't wait to get one, hopefully one day.
I don't know if I'd buy one.
I just like a forward raptor.
Just a stock forward raptor.
Doesn't even need to be a new one day, bro.
I just like a standard, you know, just pick up.
Don't mess with perfection there.
I don't know if this was his, but earlier,
this week on like Wednesday
the first cyber truck that went to
auction sold in Florida
at a Mannheim auction for 250
I saw that so I don't know
it was in Florida
why they're finally selling them well that was the first one
to go through auction but that could be the one that Danny
possibly bought unless he really did get it for you
I'd feel like he would probably buy one so I just
miss something there that much
yeah I guess resale right now like anything
oh so I thought you guys sued
if you sold it though
uh you get sued for like 60 grand
so that's why people upcharge them more.
Wow.
To cover that?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Or you could put it in an LLC and you sell the LLC, the LLC on the vehicle.
There's tons of ways around it.
Put in trusts.
People have figured out ways around.
I have research.
I'm not a fan and I've never been a fan of overpaying to get like a new vehicle.
Like when the Corvettes came out, the Z-06 Corvette, you know, MSRP is 160 and you're buying it for 210.
Yeah.
I think that's the stupidest thing.
It's just going to, for one, it's going to depreciate already.
but now you're just added another $60,000 on top
that no one will pay for in five months
when everyone can get them.
The only car I've seen it work on is the Ford GT.
There's certain cars, obviously, but yeah.
But yeah, I get what you're saying.
Like a Chevrolet or a Tesla,
like they're going to be so many.
Just wait, dude, but if you have a ton of money,
I guess it doesn't matter.
But yeah, I mean, you make a good point.
For years, like I grew up a lot of people around me,
like adults saying like, yeah, you know, buy a new vehicle,
drive it off a lot, lose value.
and then yeah there is something to be said about buying it when it's way over MSRP
you're probably going to be chilling in that for a little bit five months maybe a little longer
but as soon as that falloff happens it's a nasty decline vast backwards on the whole thing
i've never had a brand new vehicle i always just get slightly used like right in the pocket
like 30 000 miles or like 15 saves a lot of money yeah same my buddy ryan over here is
paying $14,000 a month in car insurance.
I hate to bring that up right now, but it is pretty funny.
It's only $760 a month.
Well, that's it.
Which is ludicrous.
That's insane.
I don't even, as Evan would say, Astinine.
Astinine.
I don't even know.
My record isn't that bad.
The last beating ticket I got was in like 2021.
So like, I don't know what happened.
I think you're just getting your pants pulled down.
That's what's happening.
I've talked to three different insurance.
agents and nobody can help me.
Do you think all of them just see you and go, perfect?
Here's how I'm going to make a thing.
Perfect.
This is how we're going on vacation next month.
That's where it gets concerning.
Like, it gets concerning when there's multiple different agents and they're all like,
that doesn't make sense, dude.
So Ben's insurance with a Lamborghini and a Ford Raptor is less than half of Ryan's.
And my insurance with my GTR and a Ford Raptor is less than half than Ryan's.
It makes no sense.
It's fucked up.
It is fucked up, but I don't know.
I think it's a T.C. dude.
Yeah, I was just going to say it's been high since the beginning.
Maybe it's the freaking fact that you have a Dodge Ram, they hear people are running through buildings, dude.
You're part of a all black Dodge Rams.
Aren't those like the most common drunk driven vehicles?
Yeah, Dodge Rams.
There's a true statistic.
There you go, dude.
That actually might have something to do with it.
I'm sure.
It might.
I don't know.
Yeah, you have the most pulled over drunk driver vehicle.
with 700 plus horsepower.
That's true.
It's not the best combo.
No, actually, I was just real quick.
What's the breakdown?
Like, you have two cars on your insurance right now, correct?
A very expensive Hummer and a very expensive RAM.
Yeah, I think the Hummer is like $400 a month.
That's what I figured.
I figured it was more than the other one, and they're both 100K plus vehicles.
If I were to guess, it's because they're so new.
Yeah.
They just, they both have a lot of horsepower.
Like, the Hummer's like $1,000.
Yeah.
The truck is, what, $700?
seven not uh that's a recipe yeah when we were talking about the other day and that guy goes
geez dude that's almost 10 grand a year in insurance i go don't do math like that it hurts
worse than a big number dude i know i'm gonna that actually in out the fleet crack me up
you still have insurance on your pontoon number uh no i did take that off i have boat insurance
i think on it still actually but that's cheap i took the road insurance off i honestly think i
probably pay as much in car insurance as we did for that blood study remember when we
did that Axis blood study to make some
extra cash on the weekend that one time?
Tough times, man.
That was the worst way to make $800.
I think it was a little more than that.
I think it was like $1,400.
But they do like
skin studies where they just put like
you know, basically the lotion
or drops or patches. Like they don't really
do anything. They just want to make sure that it doesn't
react to people's skin bad or multiple people's skin.
And then if you really want to get paid, you do the
overnight blood studies where they
You guys did.
Yeah, they draw your blood a total of 48 times over the course of like three days.
Yeah.
But you only have to stay over.
But in the morning, it's like every 30 minutes.
It's just constantly new.
I think the worst part is like, yeah.
I have a funny.
The people there like are not really trained that well.
Yeah.
That's the new phlebotomists or whatever they're called.
They're just like the students.
They're like, you can go test on these guys.
Yeah, it's what you guys are over there.
Hey, test me.
I remember when you guys were going to do that and you were like, you know,
saying all this you want to come i was like i'm not doing that like i don't care i don't how much i didn't
know what they were doing i didn't ask you i knew you would not be into that i remember you guys
going maybe he did yeah and we were yeah anyways someone asked me and i was like i'm not going
yeah anyways i just remember when you guys got back you know you spent the whole weekend so like
i didn't see you guys and then you guys like got done on sunday or whatever day it was and
someone like texting the group chat anyone else having trouble getting a boner
and someone responds like yeah i uh you know having a hard time lost so much blood and then uh i was
like yep that's what happened and uh yeah it's funny but yeah probably was just because they
oh jake went halfway through he went halfway through he didn't get paid nothing or did he got a fraction
yeah fraction why why he quit because it was too hard he was just feeling he's like i can't do this
i don't feel good mike and i were like we have no money we have to tough it up is strenuous huh
It just sucked.
He just, yeah, he was like, I just don't feel good.
Like, he's like, I feel nauseous, like, all the time.
And, like, I feel like if I stay, I'm just going to be nauseous the whole time.
And Jake at the time could have went turfing for like a day and made a bunch of money.
Like, looking back on it, dude, if you like love, like, as far as the skin studies go and if you love, no, I mean, I mean, if you're not a pussy, you can probably handle it.
I don't have any complications from it.
Yeah, I haven't either.
Like, you, if you like just watching Netflix and just chilling in a chair, you could do it easily.
Yeah.
However, there's other ways, better ways to make money.
I don't know.
I think there's certain, there's, you guys must have done a different one,
or I would say on the lighter scale,
but there's plenty of, like, studies out there that are pretty aggressive.
Like, you wouldn't want to be a part of it.
Haven't you ever heard, like, Steve-O talk about it?
Like, how he used to do studies like that, like, where they would give them, you know,
just they would do these things.
A pillar of health.
Yeah, and he was like, he talks about it.
He's like, yeah, that was so bad.
Like, I, but he is fine to this, you know,
But there is, obviously, plenty of risk of something going wrong.
If he's not fine, it's not because of his studies.
This other job that really fucked him up.
I mean, I don't know.
I'm still pretty young, but we haven't had any complications from it.
I would just say, like, and I'm not even saying not to do it.
I'd just say, like, there's easier ways to make money.
Yeah.
And even if it takes you longer and a little more work, it's easier.
But at the time when, like, that was more than I made it a month.
I could make in a weekend.
I was like, fuck, yeah.
And it was the whole, like, the college, like, when we were in college, like,
you have to work part-time, you know, it wasn't an option.
Well, I mean, I shouldn't say some people go to college and work full-time somehow,
but that weekend money was really easy.
Yeah.
And we didn't spend any money.
We were trapped in a box that you couldn't spend any money at.
That was probably the biggest saver.
Comment down below if you guys have heard any stories of someone going to a study like that
and not working out.
Yeah, we're going to get it.
I mean, people even take legal drugs and they don't work out.
You know, like ones that have already passed through.
Right.
That's kind of what they're testing for, I'm sure.
thankfully we were okay i can't remember what it was basically the road to get it uh fda approved all right
there we go so i thought of a great idea that uh elan or maybe bezos they could take this and that's fine
just let me go to the screening or something like that uh they should do a movie where they send
people either into space or to the moon and it's like a movie right you know where like people go to the
but it's real people like they have the money they should just ship them to the moon and make a
movie on it but not a documentary and not so much a reality tv show either a plot movie yeah i love that
and then have them actually go to the moon are people going to the moon i don't know actually
wait has anyone ever been to the moon think about that though i mean yeah supposedly supposedly
tinfoil hats yeah allegedly get them out um i would love that that'd be very entertaining
so i'm saying they should seems like a very expensive movie plot think about it do
Yeah, but it'd be legendary.
Wouldn't you guys go to it?
The first people going to a movie, or to the moon, excuse me,
but it's a real blockbuster movie.
And they just throw in little, like, fake plot twists.
Like what?
I don't know, fucking spaceship.
But also, I'm going to cut off their air.
Okay, but now I'm picturing, like, that same thing,
but, like, throw all that out the window.
And it's just a Mr. Beast video.
That's what I mean.
It's the type of stuff he's doing.
A little bit more sense.
12-minute video.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like, uh, 400 million dollars.
budget oh dude they spend that type of money on movies well yeah i actually just like the most expensive
movie i think ever filmed was uh the latest star wars and it was like 500 million dollars whoa yeah
i feel like you could send some people at least halfway to the moon for that yeah star wars is the
then the then avatar your own movies man you gotta be really confident in your movie being good
to spend 500 million dollars on it's pretty gnarly you gotta be like damn this got a
well that's what like star wars makes sense i mean every
Everyone knows Star Wars, that love Star Wars.
But, like, Avatar, it's kind of this new concept.
Like, yeah, I'm going to fire 400 million of this movie.
And then I hope it's a legend.
Well, the first avatar did really well.
Yeah, the first one did really well.
Was that the second avatar?
No, the first one was still more expensive.
Oh, wow.
They knew that they couldn't risk spending that much money again.
Wait, how much does it cost to go to the moon?
$9 billion per person.
Nine billion?
That's not real, Mark.
That's a fake stat.
Yeah, hold on, Mark.
Is this a mark?
Hold on.
Mark 9 billion
Yeah, it could be
You know
5, 6, 7, 8, 9 billion
And 72 it was 2 billion
Now it's about 9 roughly 9000
Yeah, it's crazy
Better pick some good people
So I think maybe I'll re-alter my idea
Remember the thing where the guy was put in
And he was like the jury duty
He was on jury duty
And everybody else was actors
But one guy was real
Doing that
But on a big scale
Like something really crazy
Yeah
Like you just pick something
guy and you Truman show on.
Yep. When you brought that up, my brain went to that jury show and I was like, that's what
I want. I wanted to all seem real, but like only maybe to one person or or to a small
group of three, four, five, six people. But think about how legendary it'd be if you just
like picked out a guy. Let's say like the Grand Turismo movie, he wants to be a car racer.
You just pick a guy and you're like, this guy's going to go through and everybody else is
going to be in on it but him. Well, he's moving up the ranks and he'll just Truman show like a couple
years out of his life blockbuster movie sounds like a video segment that we've filmed that's what i mean exactly
i think people mr bese will think of it and level it up yeah i'm i'm sure he honestly has already
been thinking of like he's already truman showing somebody yeah i love that idea just truman
showing somebody creating this whole thing around them without them knowing i mean it's kind of mean
pretty fucked up like the guy uh that did that jury duty thing he's been on all kinds of interviews now
And he's like, you know, I don't mind it, but he's like, I didn't ask to be, like, famous.
I didn't ask for, like, this publicity.
Do you get paid a lot to, like, compensated?
I don't know.
I mean, you didn't even get to decide if you wanted to do it or not.
Hold on, no.
What is the, what is that?
So basically, like, they have this show where they have a trial and they have to do jury duty.
And everyone's just super weird and super funny and the trial's weird.
And he's like, they put him in tight.
There's a real thing.
Yeah, they put him in.
tight situations where he's got to orchestrate and they're like hey you're going to be kind of
the spokesperson and then they're like do really awkward scenarios and he's just trying to be he's such
a nice guy and he's trying to orchestrate everything without pissing anyone off and like everyone's
in on it they're all actors the show though where where did it take place like it wasn't in america
no it was in america it was courtroom when was this uh like this year or 2023 oh really
are you talking about the actual Truman show no I'm talking about yeah told me this story before
But I never watched it.
It was a show in 2023.
And it's just so funny.
What's it called?
Jury duty.
Jury duty.
Okay.
Yeah, we got to watch that.
You just got to watch it to understand.
We have talked about it before.
It's like the ultimate prank, dude.
Like, this guy was getting pumped and just pulled around and multiple episodes.
Like it goes on and on and multiple different trial like sessions.
Dude, that guy had to have been like, when is this trial going to be over with?
And he's like, and why is everyone so weird?
Yeah.
It'd be pretty funny to do that to Ken.
he'd be a perfect contest
We don't even got to do it
But he's like he'd be a perfect contestant to this
Yeah
Yeah that'd be all in just doing all the stuff
That'd be hilarious
He got 100 grand
That's pretty good
I guess
Instead of doing jury duty
He was signed up for $15 an hour
I'd say that'd be a nice surprise
That would suck to do jury duty
Yeah
I've never gotten that
I wonder why we haven't been selected
Anybody in the crowd done jury duty
You got a couple hands
You had to do jury duty Sydney
Really
That's the thing
Was it weird?
No, because I went and got interviewed, and then I, they were like, yeah, you have conflict
of interest.
That's as close as I got out of, yeah.
What was the, you didn't do jury duty?
What about you, Mark?
You were dismissed.
That's the thing.
What did you say?
Oh, there you go.
That's all you got to do to get out of it.
Because you don't, sometimes you never know.
Like, imagine you get selected for the O.J. Simpson trial.
And then you get, like, put away in a hotel.
No phone.
No, no nothing.
I don't know how long.
I think it was a month or maybe even longer
and you couldn't talk to the outside world
you couldn't read newspapers you couldn't watch TV
like you're a freaking hostage
it's against the law not to
do it I'm pretty sure
I don't think anyone's thought it's their civic duty
since like 197
if it's controversial for me to say
I wouldn't want to do it that's okay
that's what's interesting you know I don't
I don't really want to like out my mom
she's such a sweet lady but even she
and very honest
even she's like anything I could do to get out of journey
Well, I mean, okay, so you got to think about it like this, though.
You don't want people on the jury that have something better to do
and they're going to throw whatever the decision is just to get out of that.
So they want to avoid having people like that.
You know, so it's like, you know, people that take pride in being an American
sitting on this jury is doing my job as an American, and I'm proud of that.
Granted, I don't think most people think that way.
But you don't want to be like, oh, my God, just fucking make a decision so we can go home.
Dude, honestly, though, if I did end up in that situation, it was like a messed up case with
somebody that I clearly thought that was like a bad person, I would sit it up.
It'd be hard to.
I would do my best.
Well, here's the question, too.
Okay, if someone you thought, yeah, really needed to be prosecuted, kind of easy,
kind of sit on like.
Or if I thought they were being wrongfully, then I'd feel the same way.
I'd be like, I can't do it.
I'm imagining that.
Like being.
really passionate about someone being charged guilty and somehow either having a gut feeling
that they should be.
All I'm saying is I would rather not be in that situation at all, that position, you know,
because then you would have to, I agree, it is your civic duty.
Honestly, you'd have to at least do the, try to do the right thing.
It's kind of wild.
You haven't been called yet.
That the government's just like, let's just grab a couple random men and women off the street.
You could get a bad draw, too.
You could get a bad draw.
Decide what happens to like, people.
You got a bad or good draw, depending who you are, you know.
I always thought you got like, you know, they call up grandpa at 85 years old,
and then they call up 18-year-old Johnny who just, who's not even graduated high school yet.
Yeah.
But he's 18.
Then you get to decide someone's life.
Dude, I've been watching the show suits on Netflix.
It's a fantastic show.
If you guys have time, watch it, it takes forever.
But I've still been trying to get that.
Overall, it's a fantastic show.
Good show.
Season 5 sucks.
It's like you got to rock through it.
you know yeah no but you see you see kind of like you know what goes into the behind the scenes
of like being a lawyer and just like kind of like the politics involved with it like it's a very
dirty business granted it's you know all for entertainment and it's tv but you ever watch world war two
in color no but i that's what i watch on netflix back to bed grand i'm not can you dude they
have real film really and they colorize it i don't know how that's cool oh wow dude it's actually
insane like Alex can't watch it
it's too aggressive for her but
it is like pretty
gnarly shit like those guys were tough back
then like you had to be so tough
there's a bunch of different movies
and shows that like show both sides
of World War yeah too you know
so you see
obviously like the American side but then
you also see like the German
soldiers side and everything
like obviously you're at war but like
dude nobody wanted to be
there and it's just like the higher up
on both sides are just like kind of pulling you know the strings making the decisions and like both
the soldiers um you know for everyone it's just like fuck this sucks not to give netflix a plug but it's
world war two or front lines of world war two that's that's probably my favorite one so it's like really
graphic like there's only like six episodes but i wouldn't say soup no they're not showing like
you know people getting obliterated but it's real footage it i don't know like it would have sucked
to be the dude like i don't know who they decided like hey you're going to be the cameraman
Instead of a gun?
You don't get a gun?
You got a camera?
I don't even know how.
Think about how much freaking footage they lost.
But yeah,
they would have been doing film.
You imagine?
It's amazing that they were able to like stabilize and color it.
But no,
I imagine how many guys probably died and they never got the footage and got shot.
I couldn't even imagine doing it running around with an A7S like we film with.
Dude.
That's what I'm saying though.
They got to be tough.
It is.
You have a history lesson,
but you're watching and you're like,
damn like imagine like you're watching a UFC fight and you're watching these people like go walking out and you're like damn that guy is a badass like you got to be a real badass to do that these guys didn't even want to be there and they're out there like doing it you know so like I love those kinds of shows though yeah I just watched american sniper and I was like that guy is a badass those are like my favorite kinds of shows and then uh those and like drug shows like all the narcos series it shows the columbia it shows the mexican and then I'm watching this one right now that's uh
So good, dude, it's so good. It's so interesting to see how all these different cartels and drug kingpins like function and like keep their empires going while like under the microscope of the FBI and DEA like the whole entire time. Like it's crazy. Obviously they all fail at some point. But I like drug ones because they're business. Like you watch the business work and grow and then they get really rich and it's fun to watch and then they go to jail. It's like kind of the whole thing.
It's like, boop, jail.
And it's always tough when you're watching those shows.
And then, you know, like, when one of the characters,
but based on true stories, when they mess up, you're like,
oh, they're going to die.
Yeah, always they're out.
Like, literally, if they literally tell someone the wrong thing,
some guy shows up, I'm just like, sorry, man.
Or maybe they don't even say sorry, but.
Sometimes they do.
Yeah, sometimes, that's what I mean.
But they're just like, this is part of it.
Yeah, I'm really sorry.
Like, you were my friend, but, yeah, boss told me to take you.
Oh, but, uh, dude, I'm going back to the...
What providence of Mexico is that?
Going back to the...
He went to New York for that one.
Yeah, that was a mob.
Going back to like the war thing, here, if I was a historian or was it all verse, I'd probably know this.
But at what point, you know how you're saying they don't want to be there?
At what point was the, did the war style change when, remember back in the day when they just had like front lines, but they had literal, like, lines where they like had muskets?
and stuff and they just like stood in the front line and they're like fire and then they're like
traded spots and then even before that was swords and stuff like being in the front line that was a
civil war yeah like civil war vibes where they just stand in like a line maybe behind a slight
like grass hill and just shoot at each other and like just get taken out by the weapons got
thousands i think it changed when you could have more than just one shot yeah and also probably
a gun that could fire a little farther and right you know you got tanks that's what i'm saying so
then you could at least if you were smart and you trained well you could become a good I guess
you know a good soldier but before it was just like if you can shoot a gun you just got to stand up
and then try not to get shot like it seems there was a lot more like honor and like back then like
you just did things like that like stand up right in front of the guy and if you know if you ever
feel bad about doing something a stupid way you know in your day-to-day life you're like man
I did that inofficially.
At least you weren't as dumb enough to stand in a line.
They didn't have a choice.
They didn't have a choice.
They figured out like Gorilla Warfare.
Yeah, eventually, yeah, eventually.
That shit is dumb, dude.
You do have a good point, though.
It was like an honorable thing to do.
And then that still makes me think.
I'm like, yeah, but they still got born.
They still went to school possibly.
They still got married.
They probably had a baby.
And then they just like went to war and said,
I'll take this one for the team.
I love my country.
I'm not sure if it was quite like that, but yeah.
It's the way they made it look in history books.
Literally people in like a giant field just in lines.
Yeah, so it's a pretty savage behavior.
Yeah, it might be, it might be dumb.
It could be considered dumb, but some people don't have a choice.
But it's definitely like, that's a real savage, you know?
Like, you're a tough motherfucker.
Yeah, I think actually around the same time that like better rifles were made
where you could have, you know, multiple shot rifles versus like muskets
where you'd have to reload them.
That's like when people were going west though and like Native American tribes
were basically just taking out like Western settlers, that's like the changing point.
You know, these people would just get ambushed, you know.
Native Americans, no, Native Americans like on horse and and they would just like circle them
and just like take them all out.
So like, you know, you only got one shot.
And they, so they actually had the advantage with arrows and knives and spears.
Yeah, for a while.
Yeah, for a while.
And then basically, I think once a, you know, better weapon and rifles came out, that's when things changed to things.
Yeah, because think about that, dude.
You're basically going across the country.
Every time I go west, I think about this.
Like, when we're going through.
We're driving 85 miles an hour with the heated seats on.
No, and then you look out and it's just like straight up grasslands and obviously they're covered in snow this time of the year.
I can fly in J every 100 miles or so.
Yeah, yeah.
But people were doing that living or trying to get to a better life.
Yeah, horse and carriage.
Just on horse and carriage.
All your stuff.
You got like a baby, a little kid, your wife.
She brought the damn organ that you told her she didn't need.
Life's a lot easier now.
Moral of the story.
Then there's just different struggles.
It puts it in perspective, dude, to like make it, you know.
Yeah, it's insane to think about.
Like, think about like hunkering down.
and then living through a winter out west.
I said that when we go snowmobiling,
where we took the snow bike is in a pass.
The lander cutoff,
it's in the lander cutoff.
So some guy,
I'm not super well versed in it.
But anyway,
the pioneers came through that valley.
And I go,
man,
you think when they came through here
on their horses and wagons,
they ever thought a guy
would be riding a Harley snow bike up here?
That's true.
You can't imagine most people thought
anyone would ever ride a Harley snow bike up there.
That's got to be the only one to ever do it.
As far as I know,
there's only been three Harley snowy snowy.
snow bikes because there's obviously that very first picture that was always floating around and we never saw
video nobody knows if it was photoshopped real but it's been out been out for maybe two years
wouldn't you guys say and it what is it's like a gray one yeah it's like a silver gray
it's been it's been sent to us so many times but i never saw it go no video and then ironically
so we you know make this build happen and and we're out filming it we just finished filming it and
Harley Davidson drops like this promo video
where they had a brand new
2024 and we literally see it
we go what what are the odds
why does this always happen because this happened with us
and a few other videos
and we're like how does that happen like
because we didn't know they were doing it
they didn't know we were doing it and then
just happens at the same time luckily
no one really called this out for
no one really said we copied Harley
because I don't think they had as much reach
which is weird but their video
didn't get as much as much of views.
And it was like the most corporate like promo video ever.
Literally like the day we filmed finally made it to Wyoming.
We filmed the Harley.
It went so awesome.
I can't wait to get it to you guys.
We're back at the house like that was great.
That went awesome.
Opened Instagram.
And then we open it.
What the odds?
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
Yeah, it was unbelievable.
It's funny how the internet works.
Like you think he'd come up with this great idea.
Nobody's done it.
and then you see that other people are doing it at, like, the same time.
And it's like, whoa.
That happened with Whistling Diesel's, well, we did the Hummer Pontoon first.
He had his video come out, but he had posted a, we had been planning on doing this Hummer Pontoons since that winter.
Like, but we had to wait for the ice to open up.
That was the plan.
That's why we did it.
We must have done it in May.
He posted a picture on a story of him with, like, it was basically just like a type.
thing you couldn't really tell but it was his
his hellcat on top of like
a raft looking hummer or a raft
looking barge pontoon whatever you want to call it
and we go no way
he's doing it right now too
and luckily it took him longer to get his
video out but uh... he still thought
we copied him yeah he did he did
I don't know if he necessarily said
we copied him but in his video he said
some people like took
my story but I was like dude we had already
had the thing I think
already built by that time but it was we just hadn't dropped the video and then yeah it was a
misunderstanding but then people tried saying we copied him which we didn't but it was just a very
similar situation as the Harley snow bike um but I did see like another guy did it with like a smart
car which I would say that I had to have copied us or was it a smart car yeah or is a Prius yeah
because I mean ours had already came out and then he did it which I think was even before whistling
so maybe he was talking about him but also dude at the end of the day though who cares
Yeah, I don't care at all either.
You know what it is?
Like, I'll just clearing it up, like how that's happened to us.
I actually talked to his crew about that.
Did you tell him?
Yeah, I told him.
I was like, yeah, we were making that thing.
And then Whistling dropped like that picture and we were like, oh, shit.
Like, you know he's going to think that we're copying them.
We also have Steve Hamilton because we were in a hot tub with Steve Hamilton because
we were in Florida with him hanging out.
And when he posted that picture, we were like, fuck.
And then we told Steve, we're like, we're building this right now.
and we showed them the picks at home.
So we do have that, too.
Yeah, so, like.
Collaborate.
I was talking about.
Collaborate our story, whatever it's called.
His crew was, like, you know,
thought it was, like, kind of funny
because, like, Whistling was, like,
kind of throwing shots in the video.
They were like, yeah, dude,
why didn't you guys, like, start beef back?
Like, like, kind of, like, make beef.
And I was like, we ain't doing that.
No shit.
And he was, they thought it was funny.
For one, that's not our style.
For two, I think he'd win.
Yeah, it wouldn't end well.
Yeah, it's just not our thing, man.
Both very accurate answers.
We're not really into the beefing or the drama.
And also, he's just way better.
He'd just fucking never stop, like, in terms of that.
Thankfully, they were different concepts.
His was cool.
I like it.
Yeah, his had high horsepower, big spinning wheels.
Ours was more of a floating.
Ours was more like slow, broken.
No, ours was amphibious.
Leaking oil.
But, you know, got around.
Yeah, ours was amphibious.
So we do have that going for us.
And it'll come off that pole up there.
I was wondering about that the middle of the night
When I couldn't sleep
I was like I wonder what people think when they go past
And it's like this
It just looks like such a contraption
Like if you didn't know
Yesterday driving by
I went I just like
I've driven by it a million times
But yesterday I went
Man
It just is like it looks kind of like a piece of junk up
A big old Hummer Pontoon on a pole
What are we doing?
But I think we should take it down
And obviously use it
But we're gonna have to replace with something
I thought about maybe like the sham
That's what just came in my mind
Like the shambo would maybe be cool
Because then most people will be like
Damn, they got a fucking Lamborghini up on the pole
It's not gonna be too much skin off our back
It's actually the perfect
Perfect distance away that no matter how close you try to get
It'll look cool
It still looks good
Yeah, it looks almost real
And then the neighbors don't have to look at the Hummer Pontein
I used to look at a fake Lamborghini
Yeah, that's a lot better
Yeah
We do it for the neighbors, spare them having to look at that
They like when you guys go riding
because they comment on our videos like,
Oh, that's good.
Hey, thanks for the show.
Like, it was fun watching and stuff.
So they actually enjoy it.
Yeah, I forget which neighbor it is.
It's right across.
Yeah, you cross the road.
As far as I'm concerned.
They stopped over one time,
and the amount of stuff that he referenced that he's seen us do was insane.
He's like, yeah, we love watching your track days.
That was pretty funny when, was it Evan that went out on the R1 snow bike?
You guys had that duck floaty out there trying to retrieve it
and, you know, watching stuff in the pond.
We love the pontoon hummer.
That rail you guys put up is crazy.
All kinds of things.
I was like, man, you got a good set of binoculars on you.
Yeah, dude, no kidding.
I do want preface.
We do not like making like a...
No, we want to, you know, pissing the neighbors off.
And we do, I think, pretty...
Yeah, we do pretty good job of doing our best not to.
And I mean, it's tough when you watch Ken's house segment
because, like, that was causing quite a scene.
But they were happy at the end of the day.
So we get cleaned up.
I think one thing that we're, I mean, we're just adults now, but we'll just talk to them.
Like really, even if someone's like, we find out that someone seriously hates our guts,
we're still willing to talk to them.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's like the most annoying part is when you hear people like talking shit around town and
then they won't say anything.
Yeah, they won't say anything to us.
It's like, I think it's easy to just hate on without really, like just to kind of like,
Oh, yeah, you know, like screw that guy.
Like it's or whatever.
Whenever anyone's doing something a little different, it's pretty easy to just kind of hate on.
But, uh, yeah, I get that too.
And, like, as a neighbor, it would certain things be annoying.
But, like, I feel like if you knew us or you talked to us, you'd be at least a little bit more okay with it.
Because you know, it's not like, we're trying to, like, kiss them off, I guess.
Like, when we do stuff, there's never anyone around because we typically do it during, like, the week.
And, uh, work hours.
are working, we don't like doing stuff when other people are around.
Like, that's just the thing.
Like, we even set kind of like a time where the track's not supposed to be used in the
summer, but it should be getting used.
Like, sometimes it goes past that, but we're always very courteous just because we don't
want to have loud dirt bikes and whatever going on after 8 o'clock.
It's whenever hanging with that Evan kid.
That guy has a, you have a hard time pulling him off the track.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we just like, we push past the boundaries of the time that we should be out.
But I'm always like, dude, and I'm like probably a bad advocate too.
Like, I'm like, dude, as long as it's before 10, who cares?
Obviously, that's not actually true.
But then when Evan's like, let's go ride Papio's at 1230 a.m.
And I'm just like, it's a no from me, brother.
Can't do that.
You're maturing, Mike.
As much as I want to.
I think we've, I think we, uh, this all we got?
or I'm sure we got more, but
we'll come back next week.
Save it for next week.
We always got next week.
Yeah, I think so.
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Speaking of, I got a new tip to put on that.
Oh, there we go.
That'll actually look good.
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