Life Wide Open with CboysTV - The First Cboy is Getting Married!

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

In today’s episode, one of the boys has some BIG news, He’s getting married. We also run through our morning routines, the drift tracks completion, riding the bus and the bad swear words we learned, Our CMen Retirement account, Kobayashi VS Chesnut, and much more. Enjoy Everybody Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod #ad Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code WIDEOPEN to get $250 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks AND get one month of NFL+ Premium Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Uh, it's gonna be fresh in their mind. Thor, how much was it? I can't disclose that. That was the most jackass thing I think that's ever happened on our channel. A few mountain bike, dude, are you trying to kill yourself? Is that what you told him? Yeah, I told him that. Drive like you're gonna injure us.

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Shop now at IKEA.ca. What's up, guys? We're back on the Life Wide Open podcast, and I'm too excited to start, so I've got to get going before everyone gets their headphones on. Ken's back and we got a camera for him. Well, actually, I'm not taking, can't take credit. Ryan got Kenna camera. You know, I finally found money in the budget.

Oh, my. Honestly, I never thought the GoPro looked that bad, but now that I looked at you through the camera, I went, damn, this looks way better. Yeah, yeah, the GoPro looks like trash. It's a whole new set with this brand new Samsung TV. You got rid of that junk-ass fire TV, whatever was. Dude, we really just started to put in some pressure on Ryan, though.

You got the tripod with a camera on Ken. Are you being sponsored by Samsung, CJ? No, no, I just, they just make a great product. Ryan's like, if I big ball on the podcast in like a short amount of time, they're going to forget that I was taking all the money before. No, I never believe that for the case. But I really haven't seen any money from the podcast, but I just don't believe Ryan's the type of guy to steal it.

That's all. I don't know where it's going, but. It goes into the collective fund of Seaboy's team investments. Yeah, like you could tell me, I bought three more fake Lamborghinis And I'd be like If I could find three more fake Lamborginis I'd probably buy them

I thought about getting us all gold Lifewide Open podcast chains That'd be low, that'd be good At least we'd have something It's something to show for it Where is the life wide open The gold life wide open chain Down on the window sill

Oh I kind of like that dude I like that I've never worn a necklace before And I started rocking that for two days I kind of liked it I love mine Oh you really haven't worn A necklace The last necklace I wore

was one of those puka necklaces like back when i was seven years old is that the shark tooth one it's like the one that's super uncomfortable dalton wears it yeah i was a shell necklace i just don't know why yeah i don't know why and we can't say anything Ryan adopted the chain gang later we all like chains we like wearing one chain at a time no more Dalton wears two i don't know he's on he can pull it off yeah is there a limit on how many dudes in your crew can have a chain wonder that because it's not like the mohawk i think so you know like Everyone could rock the Mohawk and nobody would question it. It's not like that.

No. One person rocks a Mohawk and everyone questioned it. If we already roll on a crew, all of us wearing C-boys, Life Wide Open Gear, if all of us had Mohawks, I think it would be, it'd be a lot. Well, just our life would be a bit at that point. It'd be a lot. It'd be like, it's already kind of like, who are these guys walking in if they don't already know us? But then it's like, who are these guys walking in? Are they a punk band?

They don't look very punk. Yeah, like everyone dresses the same, looks the same. Still very just like normal white guys. Everyone has mohawks. Yeah. CJ wants us to start rocking the mohawks so he can just accept like the, uh, Oh, I just shake his size. You have a full head of hair dude.

I would rock a mohawk. The receding airline would actually go hard with a mohawk. Oh, dude, I met somebody that had that, CJ. A mohawk or a receding hairline? Both. It was a receding hairline into a super clean mohawk. Yeah. It actually went hard.

Would you do like the Mr. T style where it's kind of flat top? Yeah, it was like a flat. The guy that I saw had the flat, but I think if you're going Mohawk, like you have to just rock it like a full, you know, quarter pipe. Oh, yeah. See, that's where. Well, what throws me off the most is when, because I did this back in like elementary football. But anyway, buzz cut, buzz cut. And then the top is like still pretty much a buzz cut.

Yeah. Yeah, but Mr. Yeah, I guess you're right. What about flat tops? You think Flat Tops will ever come back around? Like, you know, Mullets were kind of, you know, the wave. Mullets were cool. And then they weren't cool.

And then nobody had them. And now they're back in. Exactly. So have Mohawks ever been cool or like they never got mullet level risk? I think Mohawk is always kind of a punk thing, you know. But I'd say probably the 90s was the biggest Mohawk era. Or another like 10 years from Mohawk. No, like a Green Day thing?

To your point though, it made Mohawks cool. The flat top, like honestly, I'd rather have blue hair than have a flat top like a state trooper. Flat top's just lame. Because I don't want to look like a state trooper. I don't know if you could, Mike. I don't know if I could, but let's say I could.

Still wouldn't want to do it. I don't think you have the hair for it. I don't want to look like a state trooper, okay, guys? They all kind of have the same build. Yeah, I don't think that could really be in your deck of cards. That wasn't the, all right. I know the greatest flat top of all time. I'm going to go bald.

I'm going to nair my whole head. You happy now? Nair. Friken hurts. Really? I've never actually used it. Have you? No.

We were going through puberty. Never. It was rough. I've heard it hurts. I remember, yeah. I used to, yeah, at that age, it was like, oh, yeah, nair, it's funny to pull pranks on or use whatever. It takes your hair off. Oh, that's wild.

Oh, yeah. Does it hurt? I don't know. The classic put it in somebody shampoo. Yeah. But then, like, well, I don't know. I don't know anyone who's ever done that, but like, it hurts. It hurts.

Yeah. No, it burns. Jake used to just use a little, like, torch, and then he would just burn off all of his chest hair. Which is the most savage Jake thing to do. Do you don't see him do that? though? I've done it to him. Yeah. Yeah, you would like sit down and be like, burn my nipple hair off. It wouldn't take much. It wouldn't take much. It wouldn't take more. Yeah, it was just a nipple hair, but like, man, did that stink? We did something pretty big today, guys,

gave a tour of the shop. Set up a retirement fund. Here's the catcher. Yeah. No, let's string it along a little bit. That's pretty exciting news here. Setting up a 401k. That's one of my favorite things to tell people when they go, like, so are you guys like getting paid, you know, stuff? Because people still have that question if you don't fall on. They go like, so is it your job. Do you work other jobs? And I go, yeah, we, we have like a retirement plan, a 401k. Obviously, this is now the new plan we just set up. Previously, we had Roths or whatever the frick. Yep. But like that's the programs and whatever, but. It's official. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we had to set up our 401k plan, start planning for the future kids, putting that money aside. And they said, uh, so what name would you guys like to put on your

retirement fund? And just, we can name it? And just keep in mind, like, it'll be printed out on the statements, you know, for all your employees and yourselves for forever. And we looked at each other. I went, I feel like, this is the perfect time, boys. He said, I assume you guys could just call it the C-Boys TV retirement plan, but anything, anything works. I was like, let's name it the C-Men account.

Seaman Retirement Fund. Too good, man. It's too good. It's perfect. I just love it because now when people ask us that question, which we do get a lot. We've been getting that since, like, the day we started. calling ourselves sea boys or whenever people started calling us the sea boys they're like what happens when you grow well are you going to become the seaman and they always my favorite part

is they always think that they're the first people to say yes they always think that they're like on something new and you hate to shoot them down sometimes because it comes from a good place if they think that they like have thought of something really funny most time it doesn't come from that good of a place yeah but I also get where you get yeah like but you hate to just be like oh yeah i've heard that a million times yeah so now and it's always like an awkward rebuttal it's like what you say back to it so now it's like actually yeah we have a retirement fund you know it's funny yeah our retirement fund is actually named that so does that mean you know we talked about earlier it was like when will you guys become the seaman that's when 55 65 there we go there's the hard

yeah there's the hard day we've actually talked about that on this podcast before like when are we going to change the YouTube channel name and it will be that oh that'd be kind of fun too I think when we pull the retirement fund that's when we'll change the name yeah and let's say across the board you're right um but it is kind of funny too to think of there's a certain age limit again he said 55 but then 65 um so like someone's gonna pull it first right we don't have to all pull it the same day at the same time right so someone's going to be c men before they can i am the oldest oh yeah that's true. Also, but you don't have to be just for the technically Evan. Evan will be the first seamen.

I mean, if he pulls it, though. He'll be the first seamen. Right? Because you don't have to pull it at 65, do you? Like, what if he's like, he's going to be, he's going to be, he's going to be looking at it just like, can you imagine? Can I get it before the new pull tab box opens up? And like, I just love this shit. I'm going to wait till 69. Never know. Yeah, that's exciting though. Like it really, it was like a very informative meeting for me like i'm not too knowledgeable on investing and and 401k's definitely and i walked away like shit yeah man we got 401k we got retirement bro i was so bored during that i was so bored

i was like couldn't even sit still i was like once you get so much information thrown at you it just kind of all starts to sound i felt like i was in school again yeah it's nothing like like exciting about it at all nothing at all except for the fact that it's got a cool name yeah yeah That's the only thing cool about it. Well, no, the cool name and the fact that we get to retire one day with money. It's a good time. Glad we're getting shit done around here. Friday has it become that?

Yeah, speaking of getting shit done, man, I feel like I've been letting you guys down a little bit. I live in Fargo an hour away and I've been struggling, dude. I like some days I get up early, some days I don't. And when I don't, it really hurts me, obviously. Like that hour drive, like, that's not like my full excuse. but like run a couple errands or you know try to have a normal half hour morning routine but like I just feel like I'm getting here too late some days and I'm working on it and today got up at 730 whoa yeah which is earlier than normal yeah uh you know fed the cat put away laundry put

away dishes I still forget you have a cat yeah did you know and I have I've been trying to have Because you guys know how, especially when I stay here, no morning routine at all. Like, actually, that's what I started to evaluate in the last, like, couple weeks. Literally no morning routine. Like, no even thought for breakfast, no even really thought for coffee. The only thought for coffee is like, sick, would that give me energy? But it's not like, I should sit down and have. So, anyway, I just did that.

And then, like, I washed my Bronco, got gas. I went, dropped off some parts at Red River, went to the bank. Holy shit. Like, I went. A few hours right there. Yeah, I went and checked out my Subaru, which is done. You guys, it's stupid. That's going to be the list.

What color do you end up painting it? Yellow, but better yellow. Perfect. That's all I can say. The color, everything about it, so sick. The color is my favorite part. Seems insane. Are you bringing it tomorrow?

No, it's not ready yet. Yeah. There's like a few other kinks to work out, but it basically like, I could show you pictures, but I just don't want to see it. We're going to a car show tomorrow morning, but that doesn't matter. Okay, keep going. Yeah, but do that. You know, pay him and. Stop the liquor store.

How much was it? I can't disclose that. Yeah, it's getting to the point where it's just like embarrassing. When you see it, you'll be like, Oh, it's a show car. But dude, I don't even want to disclose that. Like, I really don't. Are you going to be able to drive the fucker?

Yeah, that's what I asked them that. I asked them that. I was like, so like, I'm still going to be able to drive this because they were like, so yeah, you got a place for storage and stuff. And I was like, well, it's like only August. I'm still going to drive it. And they're like, well, yeah, just making sure. It's going to be like parked in a garage.

Yeah, they're like, oh, yeah, don't drive that in the winter. So that's a whole other thing. But do all this stuff, a couple other small errands in between. And next thing you know, I don't make it to the lake until 1 o'clock. And I'm not joking. I was like drilling the whole way. Yeah. No, I didn't stop for food.

I didn't stop for coffee. And I'm just like, dude, this sucks. But that was mostly like an errand thing. But I'm just like just trying to get here in time, got here in time for the 401K meeting. Here we're on a podcast. And when we're done with that, it's going to be 6 o'clock. My morning look like this. Every Friday, I can't sleep in.

So I woke up at like 6.30. That's right. CJ gets done, edited in the videos, and then wakes up early as heck. It's weird. You think he would sleep like 10 hours. It's like I'm a program from the day before. So anyways, I got up and I was just like sitting there and I started making some coffee. It was warming up the sauna.

And I was looking out the window and it was just glass. And then I saw my jet ski sitting down on the lift. And I was like kind of eyeballing. And I'm like, you know, who hops on their jet ski at, eight in the morning and does a hot lap around the lake nobody so i hopped on my jesky and i did a full hot lap around the leg i held it pinned and just did a full hot lap i even took a little video it's just terrible video doesn't matter i'm not going to show it but it was pretty fun he's like yeah you better not show it that's about a 16 minute long video yeah no i just took a little snippet but but yeah

that's what i did this morning and then i came here and we did a bunch of meetings but that was the most fun part of my day and then i took my gtr out took it for a hot lap around the uh the area and yeah it's Been pretty fun day. When checked out the drift track. Those are three highlights of my day. The drift track is a 95% done now. It's got the asphalt down. It's insane.

I'm so excited to have you guys see this thing. It's fucking huge. It is huge. It's huge. It's way bigger than any drift track I've been on. Like I go when I stand down it, I'm looking around like, like when you're sitting at the, or when you're standing at like the back side of it,

looking all the way out like it just keeps going it's nuts it looks like like you could take a picture and it looks like a dream drift track it does like you got the tree features and well that's my favorite thing to your point is there's features there's plenty of drift tracks that just are they're well laid out drift tracks but it has trees which is that you know that adds to it but it has like tree sections where you actually have to drift around full blown small forest and then it has the burnout pad the flat the flat pad and then it has a bank has a literal bank like a giant ass burn that's asphalted meant for like grinding potentially and you can like drift it up but like i just picture i didn't even do that i just picture the miata like coming in

hot and just like grinding the whole thing it's gonna be so sick yeah cars that you don't really care as much about yeah that are tougher no but yeah just like yeah the whole idea and then we like I can just see it. Again, this drift track's not just for drifting. Like, we're going to, like, have jumps set into the embankment. Yeah, I was thinking that, like, you could literally jump a raptor off of the bank. True. Yeah.

But, I mean, I'd just most excited for that. That match. It'd be probably a hard landing, but, like, there's so many things that are going to happen here. The drift pad. It's going to be insane. But to go back slightly on my story, this is where I was going with the jet ski thing. I was like, I could go back to the jet skis. When I was buzzing on the jet ski, just solo.

I had to put a sweatshirt on because it was kind of cold I thought to myself I was like Just imagine you're one of these like People that live on the lake having coffee with your wife And just I come buzzing past your Like I was really close to the docks too I was just like You're speakers on your jet ski

No but just like imagine Just being like what the hell Fuck that's one of those C boys like What do they do all? 8 a M pops on the jesky by himself And does a full like what You know Kind of funny if you think about it

I've been, I have been thinking a lot about the whole like, oh, it must be so fun to just fuck off all day. You know, you guys have fun. I was like the one time I ever done. I know, but then it's like, it's stuff like that that, and I'm totally cool with this. Our Snapchat, like, Snapchat's so fun. It's so fun to post snippets of the day and stuff that we don't make on videos. Evan's story the other day of when we were kind of gearing up our quads to, for the next video.

Like, it was just like me and Spenny and Dalton. and Ryan just like riding quads around like doing quad stuff but it was like a good three minute long story and everyone's just like damn these guys really don't do anything yeah just based on that I mean that's not actually true but like just based on that story like I woke up this morning and I haven't been staying at my house this last week I've been at Greta's or like parents are out of town so we've been watching her dogs I staying at your girlfriends yeah and yeah it was like my first time being home in a while but like my first time like having a little little bit of time and just like walking around my house and just like putting stuff away that

I've just been like walking over for the last like two months it's the best feeling takes three minutes takes like three minutes why have I been doing this dude straight up and I like got my like house cleaned up like the first time in a long time I like was like walking out and I was like damn this looks good me just do that a long time ago and and you know what's interesting about that everyone is a culprit oh everyone everyone everyone I still do it with my office here too like I I'm looking at like three paintings right now that would take legit four minutes to hang up and they have been leaning up against that wall

for straight up two years. Yeah. Well, then on another tangent, I thought about that too. Like I'm trying to hang my play button up like outside my office in the farm. But I know for a fact that I'm stupid enough that it's going to take me like 35 minutes to hang

versus just five. But no, yeah, you make a good point. Like I could walk in your office and subconsciously be like, damn, dude, this shit's been sitting there for so long. And then vice versa, you could walk into mine and say the same thing. Or maybe worse.

Yeah, I just don't really care that much. I'm just busy. Everyone's busy with other shit. Like, I don't really want to hang stuff up. I'm prioritizing. I'm too ADHD to, like, let myself take my mind off of it. You know, as soon as I let myself, like, I hang up one picture and I'm like, sick, this is kind of fun.

And then next thing, you just throw out all the things you actually need to do out the window. Dude, somebody's got a vacuum these stairs. I bought a vacuum. Dude, somebody's got a vacuum around here. It's been in the box down by the door for two weeks.

But Ken, this one might be on you, brother, because I know where all those like little mulch chips are coming from. There's straight up a trail into your office, and then your office is like a grenade went off in there. Yeah, I paper shredded for like an afternoon and then just kind of made a mess.

It's because you don't clean up your, office and then pretty soon every all the paper shreds in your office just get everywhere else that you walk because how did they get onto your shoes and then you can just tell where ken walks around here that was pretty funny i dude and that's another thing like it feels like something i should it it takes me legitimately four minutes like you said but i've been vacuuming at the shop because it still feels new when i vacuum it sucks up a bunch of rocks and a bunch of hair and i'm like the best noise ever in the backing yeah it really is and then those stairs that your dad put in

at the shop are just the most plush wide, perfectly carpeted things ever. So I've been trying to keep them vacuum and it feels pointless. It feels pointless. It didn't wear shoes for a little bit. Yeah, that was awesome. That lasted about a week. I still, like, I try not to walk out on the wet gravel and then

track it in. I like, I always use that little boot thing and, like, try to get my shoes clean. So we're on gravel. We spent all our money on a drift track. It's true. Our driveways are still gravel. We're building a new merch shop. You know what the biggest enemy

of our merch shop is? I want you guys to think about this. Dust. And right now, obviously, full construction mode, it's very dusty in there. But seriously you guys, like, every time we open the garage door, we risk you know, getting dust in there. Is there a system? Is there a system that we can

we can pick up the merch barn and put it somewhere else? I think we're just going to have to front the money. We're just going to front the money for the asphalt. That's the only that's the only way. What if we did this? For, like, forklifts and all that stuff, it's going to have to be paved a little more than it is right now. That's kind of what I'm getting at. So lame spending money on, like, a driveway.

It's like, lame enough spending money on, like, the merch building itself. Let's make the driveway a little curvy. Then it can be a feature. No, that is what we're going to do. We're trying to put in a fucking trying to get to the shop. Now that the drift track's done, we're laying out a quarter mile drag strip. Very difficult being that. I don't even think we have a quarter mile strip.

of land yeah because we got like our building over here and then the driveway that comes in like can you have a drag strip that has like a building halfway through yeah that's like right through your it goes off track and you go through the building i don't know if we can do a quarter but i think it'll easily be an eighth mile drag wait are you thinking like from the mailbox yeah i think we go just like right there and we just straight through though that'd be sick yeah it would be so legit and obviously you would maybe put up like uh the little wall barricades the problem is either way you go the building is right in probably that second to third shift area where everybody spins out and crashes. That's true.

That's where our building is. Yeah. I think, and obviously that's like a, that's a huge point. Not only that, that's like where everyone parks. Yes,

I was going to say, but if we were to actually build, make like a no parking room. Yes. If we were actually to build it there, we put signs out to say, if you park here, you get your nipple peers,

like no big deal. It's true. Dude, I love that idea. I actually love that. That'd be funny. Having the straightaway be like straight through. a whole, like right next to the shop, again, also a bad idea.

The nip piercing area was hilarious. I'm down to get that rule in action. Oh, man, I'm going to start running again. Ryan never got it. You still got a fresh nipple. The funny thing is, dude, Ryan's going to, like, run and be like, dude, I'm going to be the best stamina ever. And then we'll just make a different challenge that has nothing to do with range.

Well, that's what got me out of the last one. But how funny would that be? You're like, I'm going to bank on that. I'm just going to start well-rounding myself. Dude, I'd be so. fucked if it was for swimming. Like, if it was, like, the slowest swimmer, like, I would just be like, well, I'll just go.

Either you or Evan. Well, that's true. I actually got, I got him beat there. I can float, yeah. His belly might weigh him down. Speaking of, like, head-to-head action, there is that big hot dog. Oh, I know. Yeah.

Monday live stream yesterday at this point. You have it marked in your calendar, Mike? Of course. So who is it? Joey Chestnut. What are they doing? Comic-cazic. I don't know.

Is he like the second best? I think they're having like a full-on hot dog. You know his name? Kobeashi. What is it? He's the second best off. Hot dog eater, right?

Kamikaze. How do we? It's a gnarly name, dude. That's the same name as our kit that's on the, our Varis kamikaze kit on the GTR. No, no, no, no. I know it is. Oh, I thought he said Kamikaze. I said it a badass name, dude, I did.

I did, but I. Kobayashi. So yeah, they're head to head just those two. The cool part about that is, I don't know. I don't see. I've never even heard of Kobayashi until... He's the runner up. Yeah.

I know. So I feel bad. That sucks, dude. You take second place in the hot dog and nobody knows you. Nobody knows you. So was Joey Chestnut just banned from Nathan's? Or is he just like, what was the deal with that? I thought it was, yeah, pretty much just Nathan's.

Do you have your computer perhaps? He's a private tier now. Can? I think he went... Dropping the ball. What do we even pay you for, man? You don't... I think what he did is he was like, listen, I can compete in this Nathan's thing.

or I can catch a bag and then do this one-off versus Kobayashi. Is the only guy that could touch him? Is it Netflix? Yeah, it's a Netflix special. Oh, my God. It's pretty sick. So Netflix, Netflix is dabbling into the live. The live events.

So they did, uh, Joe Rogan. Tom Brady. Oh, Joe Rogan was live. Yeah, Joe Rogan was live. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, really? Yeah. Brady Rose.

Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight. That's live. That's the first boxing live event, I want to say. Yeah, I'd like to think. Wow, wow. Netflix is like, what else should we do? How about? What a powerhouse?

What do people love more than watching a couple guys eat hot dogs? Nothing. There is nothing better. So I'd like to think like, basically I just want you guys to like make a guess on who's going to win. And I'd like to think that most people watching this right now might not have seen that live. And it's probably out there. So I obviously have my vote on Joey Chestnut. I was going to ask.

I'm just going to listen to whatever you say, man. I'm going with like the freaking Shannon Sharp. I'm going to go with Kobayashi. Because the reason why I'm going that way is just because I think Joey Chestnut, you know, he's been, you know, he's the champ. And I think he's been the champ for a long time. I think that, you know, he's not getting up on those early mornings to train like Kobayashi. Yeah, you know, Kobayashi's probably getting up at 6 a.m. And fucking slamming the hot dogs, you know, whereas Joey Chestnut's sitting there in his silk underwear with his silk sheets and his mansion, AC blasting.

Yeah. he's fucking still hungry and he's feeding himself hot dogs to try yeah and to because he wants to be number one i was trying to do a little bit of research i maybe that's not fair but i wanted to see like how many is there like ESPN stats on these guys how many uh hot dogs joey chestnut eight last year what was it is this is this a thing you can bet on i'm sure bro get your book so we go to Vegas yeah where the stats it's the over under here i don't know i feel like he got ride with the goat. Yeah.

Mr. Chesnut. But going back to what CJ said, what does training actually look like? Actually, like how do you train

your stomach, your gag reflex, your taste buds? How do you train to eat 60 hot dogs? I'd imagine you need to be somewhat in shape. I think it's just an innate talent.

Just like Steve will do it could drink a whole bottle of vodka. I think it's just... But there's got to be so much will. To an extent, that's what I mean. He says he can't do that anymore. Really?

He couldn't. I bet he could still slam a bottle. He was hungry. Steve will power. He just believed he could do anything and he just wanted it. There's a huge difference between someone who wants it and someone who, like, he doesn't want it as bad. That's honestly a huge difference. So as of recording, Joey Chestnut is minus 600.

Really? So he's the favorite. Yeah. Interesting. Let's go to Vegas. I'll put some money down on it. Me not knowing what. Kobe Austin.

How betting works? You're like, he's minus 600. I'm like, oh, damn. that's not good. He's negative. What does that mean? That means like you have, like, if you put money on him, like, you're not going to get as big of a return. So if I put a thousand bucks on him to win, I get $400.

So you would, yeah, you would, you get $400. Or if you put, uh, if you put $600 down, you would win $100 back. So $700. But if you put $100 on Kobayashi, you'd get $350. I'm learning. There you go. I mean, sounds like CJ's got the money line. I'm down.

to go on Kobayashi. I was looking in speaking of Vegas quickly. I was looking into the sphere, the UFC fight there. It's in like two weeks. And I was like, fuck, it'd be cool to go.

Like, you know, it's just going to be this like legendary event. And so I looked at seats in the very last row and they're like 700 bucks. And I'm like, okay, it's about what I expected.

But honestly, not that bad. And then quickly as you start advancing down, they start getting way more expensive. And the floor seats, like probably were like Kyle and like friends of the UFC will sit.

They were like $46,000 per seat. And I have a hard time believing that many people that sit there are actually paying for those seats. No, no. Dana White said he isn't giving a single ticket out. Really, for that one is not. This is a one-off event. They're not doing it again because it's an MGM dispute.

Yeah. That kind of makes sense. It's a one-on-one. Well, then we got to go. Seat-wise, it's actually that much smaller. Because it's the day-lan-o-o-o-de-o-de- or what, D. You know, sorry, anyway. Mexican Independence Day.

Mexican Independence Day, yeah. So seat-wise, it's seats so much smaller than a stadium. It's not that much smaller. I think it's still like around 20,000 or something. How many? Just look it up. Damn, that's crazy, though. Let's say you, like Kyle from Nalk or someone that got, like, tickets to every fight or free, you know, he's there.

He's posting about it. Oh, by the way, your ticket's 46 grand. That's pretty nuts. I mean, they'll probably be like, well, I got the last. Yeah, I would look at it that way too But like, you know, maybe they would Got the last 300 grand worth of seats So they'd pay it

Anyway, 18 to 20,000 people there It's going to be an interesting venue to have it in Because every other fight has people Completely around the ring And this one, you know, I'm assuming it's going to just be People on one side Mm-hmm Yeah, I'm so weird

I'm very intrigued to see how they do that And then how they project it up onto the screen Up onto the bubble above Is it gonna just be like It might be trippy for the fighters, dude So I was kind of thinking, like, think if you're corner. And you're kind of seeing yourself move and, like, kind of... Yeah, there's something going on.

Unless they, like, black screen the bottom of it for that reason. Could happen. You know, like, how they do for a home team and, like, the football games, when the screen's behind, they just put up a black screen, so you can't... It doesn't distract you. What if they had, like, a live streamed, like, GoPro 360 on one of the guys' heads? And then that was, like, so you were watching it, like, as he was fighting. Did get knocked off.

seeing what he was seeing. That'd be pretty cool. But it's like just like a little... I mean, if it wasn't legit, that'd be awesome. For real. That'd be like the coolest recreation ever. Could be the future or you were in like a contact. You ever played Wii boxing?

It'd be just like that. Yeah, that'd be sweet. I'm going to the sphere for an Eagles concert at the end of the month. What? Oh, nice. Really? Who? Greta's dad is like a fan.

Hotel California is going to blow. Oh, my God, dude. Honestly, I'm kind of jealous. Can we come? Yeah, I'm sure you guys can go. I feel like I just there were so many things we skipped over here to skirt around to the drift track. Seeing it come to life was so exciting. It actually sent it was the crew that put the drift track together normally does highways.

They were like, we don't do driveways or parking lots. We do highway. So they're like, this is kind of a unique job for us. But that's how much asphalt they laid. They needed the highway crew and the highway machinery to get it laid down. It's pretty sick. I was even happier to see that they banged it out in one day One day

Like keep in mind not not like one like yeah you guys If you could be here early and we're gonna be here till evening Dude eight hours Yeah seven to five crazy Asphalt was cool yeah I guess Little longer than eight hours but still they had the whole thing laid in one workday Dude that shit was so hot it wasn't even that hot out but like Can you imagine when it's like 95 degrees out and you're laying a mile of asphalt

And it's 7 p.m. Friday. But no, it's just like. Oh, my God, Brian. You said it, dude, 95 degrees, 7 p.m. Friday? Hell yeah. DJF, Glorilla. No. So it was a Sunday.

It was 32 degrees below zero. It would just be so, it would be awful. And it smells asphalty. The smell was actually quite aggressive. And then I said to my, in my head, I was like, if I did this all day, the whole asphalt smell would really throw me off a lot. I think you probably just get used to it. I feel like anything.

It's like being a dairy farmer. One of my favorite part was it had sprinkled a little bit and then I walked outside of the shop and there was like water all over the track that was just like staying there. Kind of like it was beating on top of a car but it didn't disappear. And the sun was shining down on it and it was like blinding.

Like this is black asphalt but it was shining off of it and I like couldn't even look at it. And I was like, the track is lit. So Ben, like off topic, but I don't know how much of your tickets are costing, but when I'm in Vegas, the cheapest Eagles tickets are $2,300. Whoa. Sounds about right.

I wouldn't be surprised. Oh, my God. Wait, and so you're going to the Eagles, Ken? No, like, I was just looking at ticket prices because I was like, oh, like, how much are these? And it was $2,300 is the cheapest ticket there. But maybe he got him a while ago. I better start listening to the Eagles and really appreciate this shit. No, you really should.

Yeah. You do that. You better. Yeah. Bro. Dude, Hotel California is going to be spiritual, though. Which I even felt, when I said that too, I was like, of course I said, Oh, you better enjoy Hotel California.

It's the only song I know about the, uh, from the Eagles. Yeah, I'm going to have to brush up on it on the Eagles. I mean, I'd be like, like, standing there and he's going to like look over. I'll be like, yeah. Without getting copyrighted, we're going to check out a few really quick here. Take it easy. Life in the Fast Lane. That's sick.

A lot of good songs. Yeah. I mean, they're the Eagles. Tequila sunrise. I mean, someone's going to be like. How did you not know this Eagle's song? But there's not a, not a time. I feel like for the sphere, it's about the music,

but it's more so about the visuals. Right. Just the way that venue is built. And then why else would they hire you two if that wasn't the case? What's up with you two? Are they like an industry, industry plant? You know, they had the whole Apple music thing. Yeah.

I wonder that. They're the first people to ever play at this fear. Who the hell is YouTube agent? Who even, yeah. I've never even listened to one of their songs. It must be Matilda. Probably. I won't be surprised.

What is a U-2 song? Like, legit, name a U-2 song right now. I can't, but they're probably pretty popular. I mean, I don't disagree with that, but... I think it's like older people like their music. I'm going with it right now, even before I read this. You-2 is an industry plan. I agree.

That's an opinion. And just putting it this way, that generally any buddy from that era, I would at least recognize one of their top songs, I don't recognize any of their top five. You two. Oh, yeah. Don't stop believing. No, that's Journey.

Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sweet child of mine. That's, no, that's not you too. Welcome to the jungle. That's also not you too. Damn. Dude, these guys suck.

Welcome to the jungle's lit. Yes, it is. I didn't recognize any of them. Sorry, you too, but you suck. Guns and roses, dude. So when you said sweet child of mine, it brought back like a super bad memory. My brother was playing in sixth grade. He was in sixth grade.

So I was like a wee link. And he was playing the guitar in his cafeteria for the talent show, right? Sick. And I was there running through the cafeteria. I hit a wet spot, slipped, hit my head, got a super bad concussion. Like, threw up. Whoa. Bad, bad, bad concussion.

I just remember he was playing fucking sweet child of mine. So you're like laying on the ground having like your war movie moment. Oh, God, I hate that song. Like kind of a funny visual, but I also. feel really bad for me hitting your head. The fact that you got hurt, thanks. It kind of makes me wish when I got a concussion in middle school that I would have had Sweet Child of Mine being live played by my brother.

I don't think it made the moment any sicker. Yeah. How'd you get a concussion? Dude, I was like, there was this patch of ice just down the angled sidewalk and we didn't really have recess anymore, but we get to go out for lunch. And I was like sliding. And then people would slide down it. And I'm like, dude, I bet I could slide while doing a 360.

Oh. So you just. So you were to do. I think I still see you do that. While like spinning a 360, which is very possible, very easy. But I slid,

did a 180 and went, oh yeah. You went forward, not back. Yep. Forward and just domed my head on the concrete. And my goose egg

was so big. And I remember a bunch of like girls came out to me and they were like, my gosh, you need to get taken care of. You need to go to the doctor. We need to bring you

to the school nurse. This and that. And I was just like, Oh, shit, that was it a badass? Yeah. That's how I felt. They're like, no, you literally have a horn growing out of your head. Instantly.

And then that was like when I, I guess I learned what a concussion was, was when they were like, you didn't even talk normal. Oh. You just like gibberish, like, oh, I'm fine. That's why CJ can't spell. I can spell. No, we started this podcast with you wondering how to spell trillions. I know.

I'm kidding. I'm joking. Sorry. Um, our, our boy Spenny, he was on the last podcast, shout out Spenny. But he like cracked something in his elbow riding dirt bike two weeks ago. Mountain biking, of all things. Oh, mountain biking. Stupid dangerous sport.

If you mountain bike, dude, are you trying to kill yourself? It got like weirdly infected. So it got like, it swelled up his elbow. I bet you can probably see it in the last podcast. Yeah. No, it was two ago and it wasn't as bad then. It wasn't as bad. But it was like kind of swollen, right?

And, uh, it basically like spread. throughout his entire forearm and even up a little bit. But it was like... He had like the Popeye arm. The whole thing was swollen, like, damn near doubled the size. I guess the preface before he made that mountain bike crash. And then we like, we didn't make him do anything, but we did all the trials. He's like, well, I'm here.

Like, of course I got to do it. And we're like, yeah, whatever you feel, man. He did all that. Then he went to Nashville, raced his championship, Enduro race, did all that, had a weekend. Then came back here. Yeah, took first. Go. And then he went to.

came back here and had to do like, didn't have to, but did more stuff with us. And his elbow just kept growing. He was just like, I think I'm going to just like go in after. And it was like the most Canadian kind of way to go about it. And I don't know if this is just how like the Canadians look at healthcare, but he was like, I think I might like just go into the ER. And I was like, right now, he was like, yeah, maybe like in a little bit. I might just go into the ER.

And I was like, that is kind of what the ER is there for. but I've never really heard of somebody just like... So casual. I'm going to just go into the ER. Usually it's like... In America, you're just like, if I'm not dying, I'm not going in, dude. Yeah, but those Canadians are just like free health care.

Fuck it. We got nothing else to do. I guess I have no idea how that part worked, to be honest. Now, that makes sense. Because he actually did that for two days before. He did it. He's just like, yeah, dude, it keeps getting bigger. Like, you guys have a hospital around here?

And we're like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, we're not that out there. And then I was like, yeah, they're open pretty late. He's like, yeah, I might just go into the ER. And then I was like, you don't have to go into the ER. We could just call tomorrow and get her properly drained out. And then the next day came. And then we did Wine Night.

And he's like, I really got to get this taken care of before I had home. Yeah, the wine night could not have helped it at all. No. did it in the back. Yeah, it was in the back. But like Ken and Evan. I was crying. Head at the ceiling of the limo and the table squishing in between.

That was the most jackass thing I think that's ever happened on our channel. Well, I was trying to protect the bottle of wine. That was actually really funny too because I guess I was right next to Ken. Ken had that big, like, who knew they sold gallons of wine? Ken had the big jug of wine. Like, you could have just like chucked that anywhere. Yeah. Well, no, I wanted to drink.

the wine so I wanted to hold that I wanted to just spill it everywhere I love I love that for you and I love that you did that we had so much wine you could have grabbed another one you could have grabbed another one and Ken the whole and I'm like can dude you you can let go of the wine like that's going to break and stab

you I don't know if you're holding it it's not going to break but if you just let it fall you're going to get broken glass everywhere then you're going to get cut it just reminded me of a scene from like jackass the movie like load everybody People always go, oh, you guys like jackass? No, no, not really.

But that shit was. That was. That was, even the edit with the sound. I guess I was. I was so funny, dude. I was trying to think of like, okay, so knowing, also Ryan was the driver because the last one you drove wild and then we were like, dude, just like drive like you're trying to like just injure us, which. There was a couple of points where I thought we were going to take it. Is that what you told him?

Yeah, I told him that. Drive like you're going to injure us And he did And it worked Well, no, no, it didn't work But Evan beforehand was so terrified I just love it Anything out of his control

He was like, dude, things are going to fly up We can't have that in there Because it's going to fly up and impale us You can't have that in here Because it's going to fly up and hit our heads And I was like, bro The worst that's going to happen Is the table is going to fly up

And hit you in the head Yeah, he made us throw out Like the wine cork screw Yeah He was just like, get that Yeah, that's going to go flying and stab us in the face. And I was like, again, I love it. I'm never against safety, but I'm like, that's not going to happen.

For how many times, I hate to talk about him when he's not here like that, but for how many times he's been like, don't be a wuss, that's not going to happen. I'm like, bro, that's not going to happen. And he was the one yelling at Ryan to drive it harder. Yeah, yeah, that too. From my perspective, I was not trying to kill you guys or injure you or do anything. But I was trying to drive it. crazy and make it entertaining especially from the outside of the vehicle you get like i hit the

bump and i go do we get some air and c j looks and he goes no but you don't keep doing it like you're doing good my boy was wet you were whipping so then you had one where i was fucking big i kept turning it up and then everybody in the back's like ah brian bryan i see him flying around in the rear view but i can't really tell i just hear screams of agony and you look around and everybody's red and i go i don't know if there's blood you know anything like that and then every time i come up to the jump only one person is yelling words everybody's screaming but one person is yelling words and it's evan he goes faster faster faster and i go is he speaking for the group does everybody want me to go faster

then i see the footage of the table literally sandwiching your guys's heads damn that was crazy it's a good thing that table wasn't heavier i know that's what i mean so then i was like damn okay i think we found a nice limit even though oh that was perfect. Evan still said we didn't jump the limo because all four wheels weren't off the ground. I don't know if you could ever jump the limo. Like it'd have to be a 45 feet long ever, dude. Yeah, you're going to be landing the front tires while the back still about to take off. Yeah. I think also weighs 15,000 pounds. It's like, there's going to be a lot to get that thing off the ground. I've gotten more airborne in the back

of a bus going to school than that. However, because the ceiling was lower. Low ceiling was where we all. Man, did you guys used to have like an alternative bus route that had like a bumpy spot that, like, the bus driver would hit on a Friday? Yeah. And then you sit in the back on purpose and you get the big bump. Dude, I had it the big bump right outside of Audubin that you hit with your cars and they all scraped.

That was on my bus route. That's been there, dude. So every day you hit that and push. What? I'm surprised that's there. Yeah. Some bumps they can't do anything about like it just keeps forming. I don't believe that.

But also. So I'm not saying that you're, you're just the bearer of bad news. They can fix it. It's just an incredible amount of money to fix it. I think it's the ground underneath it. Yeah, so they have to like tear everything up, redo it. I was just talking to some kids last night and they were like, oh, we have to ride the bus because like our mom can't pick us up this year. And I was like, dude, you're kidding me?

The bus is the best. Sometimes it'll get stuck on the way to school. Hang around with your friends. Yeah, you get to hang out with your friends. The bus isn't the best unless you're with your friends, which my bus was just full of a bunch of people that were my friends. Yeah. I had a bunch of really bad kids on my bus.

They taught me the meaning, well, they taught me the alternative meaning of a bundle of sticks, if you're familiar with that terminology. And they said, it was the fall. And they said, when you're picking up sticks, call them that word. And so I did.

And I got mouth in my soap. Or soap in the mouth. Huh. I got mouthed in my soap. Dude, it's funny, though, because back when, like, you probably would have said that word, it would have probably been so much more acceptable.

It was moderately bad. It was a derogatory term, but, like... I was in, like, second grade or first grade, saying a swear word, you know? In elementary school, middle school, even, like, in, even high school, like, you would use, you know, the R word, obviously the bundle of sticks word. You know, they're not obviously swear word, but they're just like... Bad words. You know, nowadays, it's like, that's just not cool to really say. Yep.

But isn't it weird how much you used to say that? like you'd just call your friend it like and you could say that in the class you could say it really anywhere but now it's just different they used to say that shit like on Nickelodeon yeah and honestly like I get why why it's not cool to say yeah like especially the R word anyway sorry bad news on the bus dude I wonder what those kids are doing yeah I probably probably wouldn't recognize him but one of them had a chip tooth he saw he still has his chip tooth probably probably bus he's fun taught me a lot of bad things it was cool I live you had a kid with a chip tooth that went to your private school?

No, that was when I went to... What's so bad about that? I'm just... I mean, runner... We had dental coverage. It's not incriminated for that. No, it's just... If you have your permanent teeth chip,

the only reason you have it probably chipped and not fixed is because you don't have a lot of money. So if you're going to a private school, those two things that don't line up. That's why I was just like, hold on. That is very true. No, that's an oxymoral. I chip my tooth.

Twice. Chip tooth kid going to private school is an oxymorole. That wouldn't make sense. That wouldn't make sense. That's true, because the amount of money it costs to fix a chip tooth is nowhere near what it costs to go to. Yeah, I mean, it's a, yeah. One of our friends sent us a gift. I'm going to go grab it for you guys.

Okay. It's in a bag. All right, I truly have no idea what's in this bag, but our vintage plug, EC vintage, so shout out to him. Yep. This will be good. Okay, to the real biker and sturgis men, you need to fit in. Hey, speaking of which, Ken, did that girl ever call you from that washed your moped? She commented on the video.

Really? You guys see that? Yeah, I gave her his number. Oh, good. If she did, my phone auto blocked it. Nice. That's Savage's F, bro, and I respect you. She commented on the vid.

It appears to be a bunch of vintage. This is true vintage, like 90s to early 2000s. I'm not sure. Am I able to get one? Yeah, I think he said they were for everybody, and he said he was just going to, oh, this one is for Evan. Born a ride. Sturgis. Sturgis.

Ninety-94. Same year he was born It's even got the authentic Maybe not Leach stains Oh this one's for me These are crazy These actually are kind of sick

I didn't know what they were going to be So it was just a shot in the dark That's cool That's cool I'll take one dude Oh this one's CJs Why me? He literally said it's for me Yeah it's got your name on it

Look at the back That's pretty sick Oh it's a medium Obviously this is for you bro That's fucking sick I'll take it dude That's awesome Oh this one's yours Benny

Let's go Oh this one's sick dude Toss it over Actually this one goes pretty hard It's got the Twin Towers. Dude, what the? Wait, this is actually crazy. It's because they did the Freedom Ride or something.

Okay, I like that. 10 years later. He's actually older. Just printed. No, they're an actual true vintage, which is kind of cool. Anyway, now we got some real Sturgis gear. Let's go. Oh, that one's actually sick, dude.

They're all sick. So shout it to our vintage plug. I'll actually wear that. Yeah. Still need to get a Harley. Yeah, you still buzzing on that? I've been pretty heavy on Facebook Marketplace. I'm just looking for a deal.

I'm just looking for a deal. I'm looking for a dinah. like scared to get one just because there's like this guy if anyone has a if anyone has a if anyone has a little one the little one it's like smaller but pretty fierce yeah i'm pretty worried about him too if anyone has a stunted dinah under 10,000 hit me up dollars or miles and don't ever around okay like just give me give give get to me for what it's worth that down dollars i need one mike i'd be sick yeah i'm trying to like there's a my there's a few around here another bike yeah dude I need another bike.

Like, I got this gold wing. The gold wing's sick, but like I can't stunt it. Have you wrote it yet? Yeah, dude. You wrote it back to Fargoan back? Well, it's not insured, so, uh, no. Electric ride it. I wrote it on the track.

Uh, how was it? Dude, it's, it's like, Cadillac, man. Just insane. Oh, yeah. So for those of you that don't know. So, dude, it's like, it's actually the comfiest motorcycle ever made. Someone told me something. Ever.

Brandon told us me that the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the gold wing chassis is actually built off of a racing slash stunt bike. I would assume more racing instead of stunt. But that's why they ride so good for their large size. And my favorite part is that the motor, it kind of like feels like a Honda car. Like when I'm like really get into it, you know, it's like carbureated, it's old. When I really get into it and let off, it goes, it's like, whoa, I got a little V tech going on here.

I don't know what motor they have. So what was your reasoning to buy that? I just had money burning a hole in your pocket. Money was burning a hole in my whole outfit. Not just the pocket. Ken's face. Yeah, no, I really don't know. But luckily, we're having fun.

I got a gold wig now. You don't. You have electric car. Got you there, Ken. He does. You don't even have a motorcycle. I have six. I had a poppyo.

What happened to it? Wait. Yeah, what happened? One we gave away. No, it's not. No, it's not. Oh, it's not. That shows how much he cares about motorcycles.

I just took insurance off of it, so. Oh, well, that, I mean, that was good because like, I need to take that off mine off too. I haven't rode it like $30.5 a month. That's pretty funny. Yeah, I actually like, I actually took mine off too because I like ride it more like a dirt bike, but I just put it on the gold wing. 35 bucks a month to insure that. I think I have personally insured the chopper and the side cart. Harley should probably take those off too being that the chopper doesn't exist.

Yeah, being sitting in the barn. Yeah. Well, what else we got? Yeah, I should probably check that out. Well, I guess the, uh, the last thing is getting engaged. Congratulations, brother. I'll say it just like that, brother. Woo!

How you feel? I feel like beyond excited. You nervous? Equally is nervous. Do you think she'll say yes? Yes, I do. Well, that's good. I really do.

I really am just like stress. Like you want it to be perfect, man. Yeah. Like, so you are stressing a little. Yeah. I have a cold sore, which comes back when I get stressed. And then I got really stressed out for the merch drop that went live last week. And it like went full blown. And then I'm like, this is not what I need right now. You know, I got to take pictures soon. And I'm worried it's going to come back out again. But yeah, I'm like, stressed in a good way. Man, I can never pick up on you when you're stressed. But to fill the, uh, the listener or the viewer in, Mike shot us a text this morning in a group chat. And we, you still haven't asked. keep in mind you still haven't asked Sydney as this moment. As of this moment

the reason we can talk about is because you will ask her tomorrow. This podcast goes live Tuesday. Plan is to ask her tomorrow from filming this. So we can do that. But you like totaled just the news and everything. I didn't know you were going to do it, but not surprised at all. For anyone who had

bets out there as to who the first one would be, I don't think there's that many people who are betting on it. But like people have asked us for a long time. You were definitely a favor. Is there a money line? You were definitely like negative $400 at least. So I guess, yes. So I'm kind of putting this out there because Jake calls me today and he's like,

oh, congrats, man. Just let you know, I lost money on you. Who do you think was going to do it? He thought Ben was going to be the first one. Yeah, I would say Ben was probably negative. I thought it was pretty even off between you and Ben. Oh, wow. I had my money on you, Mike.

Oh, wow. There is actually money lines out there. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why I was wondering if there was like anyone else out there. They're going to be local, you'd think. But Jake also had his money. money on you or maybe i don't know but anyway jake lost can you tell us like how we're going to how you're

going to do it or are you trying to keep that private i can i'm going to do it at uh on the point the beach where we hang out where the water skips go down where where the boat days go down perfect dude i figured that's that's that's the best spot that is the best spot for sure the most paradise spot in my opinion in the world and that's no other place i'd want to do it have you asked randy yet yeah okay what do you say uh he said yes Where are you nervous? He said no, but I'm not going to do it. Yeah, I mean, how could you not be nervous?

We were on the pontoon. Just you too? Yeah, let's take pontoon ride. And I asked him and he's like, of course, you know, I love you. I love her. I love you guys together. And that was, you know, kind of it. We talked about it for longer.

I won't get into the nitty gritty of it. But yeah. That's awesome, man. Do you think she has any inkling that you're going to do it this weekend? That's actually a great question, Ken, which I'm so worried about because yes, she does. You guys know me. I just like am not timely on things So I'm like, I'll do it

I'll do it this summer And then the summer flies by And I'm like last week in the summer Yeah Literally literally The 31st is tomorrow And I was like I'll do it this summer When we were talking the reason I went on my phone

Is I check the cameras And make sure she wasn't here I was worried she might be down But you're here in the crew You guys there's so many moving parts Also there's not like it just is what it is It's pretty simple like Yeah you just want it to be like special though

And you don't You want a genuine reaction and you don't want anybody else to fuck it up yeah yeah i get that so i have a i have a young boy he's shooting the photos tomorrow so what you're gonna have him wearing a gilly suit in the woods yes could you guys tell me where that is please probably in the ship i've been looking i've been looking i can't find it i know we have a gilly suit you imagine it's like you happen to be walking down the dog and she sees dalton crouched over in a gilly suit yeah i don't know he asked if we had a gilly suit and i'm like yeah well you don't need that i'm like wait i was telling other people and they're like well

if she sees him in a killy suit no but if she sees him at all like it's kind of going to be weird well what if he just looks like he's hanging out with the friends because i mean he is our friend he'd be hanging out yeah no one's gonna be there oh okay no one's yeah when you texted and said like the thing i wasn't sure if we were all supposed to be like right after yeah i see okay yeah so like um i'm trying to find that gilly suit and also i wonder if it's at our storage unit that we store the cars at it might be on one of those racks could be yeah i got to check it looks like it's in a sleeping bag for reference it's a green bag and it looks like it's a sleeping bag but it's not i think all the costumes and everything are in the

i looked at i got to look for that yeah it's just so many moving parts and i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do it without like telling like giving up on your body i genuinely don't do you have the ring yeah for here uh it's my bronco get it was it bad luck for us to see it before is it i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't see it i'd rather you see it on her finger all right there's fine that's fine that's first but next podcast i'll steal it from where we can show it i don't know if that's how that works. Yeah, I don't either. I need to take it on a media tour.

Yeah, can I bring your ring to work? You know what's funny? I got it from the same place. You guys all get your Rolexes from. They give you a deal because of it? Yeah. They did.

Good. Yeah, I'll shut them out. Shut up. Shut up. Shut out Gundersons in Fargo. That's where I got it. But it was so funny,

I was there. And then I worked with the same girl that I guess maybe you guys all do. But she's like, yeah, I get all the guys. And she's trying to sell me on a Rolex. I'm like, all right. You're like, I'm kind of spending money on something else here today. It's usually the other way around.

Usually every time that we're in there, she's trying to get us on the ring. Obviously. Yeah. Hasn't had the best luck with it. She helped a lot. I helped out a lot on that. But it was funny because I'll come back and buy a ring.

But I almost slipped up because of that. Well, not that that would have mattered. Because, like, you guys would talk about her and then, oh, yeah, I stopped in there or whatever. When did you get it? Two months ago. Oh, wow. Really been.

procrastinating. Holy shit. Yeah. Fuck you. Where the fuck are you? Where the fuck you keep in this thing? In my office? Okay.

I was going to say it hasn't been your bronco the whole time, dude. Like you can't be fucking, I'm sure it's not cheap. No. You talked to me before, which was good. I'm glad I would have kind of been sad if I found out right now. Or this morning via text. But once you told me, I was like, shit, I can't wait until he does that. Because like, you know, it's just like a little bit of stress that we all carry.

Now you're like, you know, can't wait for this moment to happen. You don't want to slip up. It is pretty sick. Like, you know, we're all, we're all, we're all, we're all, like, pretty much brothers here. But you guys are legally brothers now, like, which is sick. Like, it's pretty cool that you guys are, like, family now. You guys are family. Congrats, Ryan.

It was, pretty cool. When Ryan said, he's like, I love you, brother. And then I was, like, in, like, the most cringy way ever. I looked him in the eyes. I was like, I love you, too, brother. Oh, fuck. You guys are legit. And then I was like, neither of you guys have had brothers.

Yeah, but it was, I was like, whoa. For the longest time wanted you as my. brother-in-law obviously hoping that everything worked out but i was like well you guys are related me and cj are related by choice there though you know me and cj were just well fucking i was stuck with him but he's still stuck for the record that's true ryan is like believe me i didn't have a choice it is that is honestly like so cool i don't like obviously we we like used to crack jokes and stuff just because we crack jokes about literally everything but like honestly that is fucking cool, that you're now brother-in-law

with your friend. Like, I knew Ryan. It'll make Christmas way easier. I knew Ryan before, like, all you guys, like, Ryan- That's true. Ryan is, like, the bread and butter to me with you guys. Obviously, Jake was also that. I don't know.

I don't know why I have the need to shout him out, but, like, he left. So it's Ryan, and that was his... Mike's going to shout out Jake at his wedding. Like, yo, I just want to, like, give a shout-out to Jake. That was really awkward. I know I'm brother-in-law with Ryan now, but, like, Shout out to Jake. Like honorary mention to Jake.

Straight up though, Jake, but like, you left, dog. So like, just kind of, you left, you know? So shout out Ryan. He's sticking with me. Ken, dude, how are you and Evan going to get related now? Everybody's got to be intertwined. Yeah, how do you feel in general, Ken? I think Evan and I might have to be the odd ones out and just stick not related.

Oh, I totally. I thought you were going to different. I think you and Evan should become cousins, too, I guess. How could you do that? Maybe you could... It does have a sister. She's married, though. She's married.

Well, I can fix that. She's happily married. She also listened to this podcast, bro. And we all know damn well, Ken, if she was in the room right now, you would not say that to her face. I mean, to be fair. I'm too nice, but... Yeah, I mean, too nice for her home race. Well, shit, we'll probably see her and her husband at eight days.

Yeah. Two short days before this comes out. Fuck. It's going to be fresh in their mind Dude, honestly, she's got a great sense of humor The best part is, is it like, so do we And so is Ken, Ken's a dog But he's also a jokester, man

But he's not our mayor Yeah, but he's more of a mom chaser To be fair You know, like she doesn't, or he doesn't have much to worry about Because they don't have any kids I forgot about that Yeah, so like Ken's more of a mom Ken forgot

He was about to say something else And then he went, I bet she listens to. Damn. Oh, you were going to say Amazon. You're going straight for the source. I mean, how do you buy it go about buying a ring? Dude, a lot of work. Is it actually?

If anyone's wondering, like, she was involved in that. Oh, she knows what it looks like already. So, you know, you pick some styles and then I do the, yeah, dude, it's so stressful. Because it's like, if you're going to spend as much as I did on a ring. You want it to be right. Yeah, exactly. 100%. And I think that's.

More common than not. And that's what I thought. But the thing is, dude, which, okay, so I made the mistake of telling Greta like two weeks before I gave her her moped that I was like, hey, just make sure that you're free like or no, I didn't even say that. I was just like, hey, what are you doing next Tuesday? It was like so out of character for me to even ask like that far in advance. She was immediately red flagged. Sort of getting her nails done and shit. No, no, no.

She didn't think that I was going to propose. Oh, okay, sorry. But, like, she just wouldn't drop it that, like, something was happening. And I was just, and it just got to the point where I was just like, baby, you got to like, you're kind of like ruining this. Like where you almost told her. Yeah, I was like, I was just like, you are like digging way too deep into this. I was like, you're getting your hopes up. And she was like, I know it's not like a proposal, but like, I don't know what it is.

Like, is it a Tesla? And I'm like, I. A Tesla. Everything that you're throwing out now is going to just like, like, make it. So lame when I just come out with this, like, little moped. I'm just like, just stop, just stop. Yeah, it's so funny. I, like, told her, I was just like, straight up.

I'm not sure if I trust you enough to go and look at rings because I know from like the second that we get walk out the door, every little move I make, you're going to just be hounding me of like, oh, like, when is it? Why are you shampooing your hair? Like something like that where I was like, oh, you're just nice today. I kind of wanted to be, like, more of a surprise. Yeah. You know? And you know me, I love surprises, right? You do?

That was my first, like, little kind of feeler of, like, how she would take, like, a surprise. And she was just, like, hounding me. It's pretty fucking funny. It's funny that we're a little over a year out of the prank that you kind of pulled on me, but kind of on you. I'm not really sure who the prank is on. Yeah, it was a lot of you. You know what? That's funny.

Jake, I'm glad to see you have your home at all. Yay. dude jake just rolled up looking like a short bus student but basically ben to your point that's gonna happen we're all get hounded because okay yeah yeah so like when did you guys go and look at them yeah like two months ago oh two months ago okay i got you uh but i just got to say like so then like every little yeah yeah where they're just like guys in general don't ask questions you don't want the answer to and also but then guys in general don't ask questions

at all that's it don't even know anything so ken is like haven't know for eight years and girls don't want to know i don't even know that guy over there and girls will ask questions shamelessly to the things they want the answers to and they'll also ask questions to the things they don't they don't want the answer to so the questions will be asked all the time that's going to happen when you hang with a girl ben and i don't mean that and i don't think that's a bad thing i'm just saying it's going to happen so it depends and you're obviously the king of what lying not lying Gaslighting. I'm trying to

I'm just like a better word, Ken. Thank you. Fuck me, dude. Just gaslight the shit out of her. When she asked, when are you going to propose to me? You say, I don't know, when are you going to propose to me? Flip it on them. That's all you got to do.

Just like a mirror. I love that. So much. Just like a mirror. We'll leave you with that. That is the Ken method. You could do a class on it. The Uno reverse card.

Oh, shit. Well, I'm excited for you, brother. You want to get on here and say, like, any goodbye words? All right. Well, Jake just rolled in. He's going to tell you guys to F off. Look pretty cool in that helmet. Right in here.

Right in here. I'm not going to lie. I feel incredibly cool when I put this on. I was like, damn, I knew why CJ felt like such a badass. It was so funny, dude. Me and Greta were watching the Sturgis video. And Greta legit goes, how come everyone's wearing those helmets? And I was like, well, because you have to wear a helmet.

She was like, you guys know how stupid you look, right? What? No! And I was like, excuse me i was like these are actually like better looking helmets than most and she was like that's really unfortunate what i'm surprised you would say that me too i know i was like i was like kind of like like what they're not bad and she was like oh okay i didn't mean to like yeah i kind of took the way you look cool jake i think you look sorry about that guys i'm not gonna lie when

i put this on i was like dang i wonder where they got this because i kind of want to order one because i think it's just like a vibe you know what though but when you did get here Mike did say Jake looking like he just rode the short bus here Yeah Well did you really Like right before I got here No when you guys were pre-talking shit No Mike was actually talking shit right before you walked in

Fill me in what was he talking Oh he was just like yeah fuck Jake I was gonna give him a shout out at my wedding but he left us Oh yeah I will say that Dude I did say short bus No he did say the honorary mention part though Mike of literally shouted you oh Yeah but I was trying to have a sentimental moment with Ryan

I couldn't help. Hey, you go, shout out, Jake. You gave up your seat. Get out of here. This is not right now, bro. No, I will say, of all people, though, anytime Micah, like we're out hanging out, he's introduced him. He's like, yeah, this is Jake.

And he left us and just makes it really awkward. I'm like, bro, you can't just go about it like that. He is pretty blunt. Yeah, and he's just like, that he just goes and does other Mike herself. And he's like, so what was that about? And then I got to go through this whole story for 30 minutes with some guy just, man. What? That's not a

It happened last weekend But that does happen Yeah, quite often It does I just say that you're my sunglass plug All right guys I got to go to the bathroom

Appreciate you guys To appreciate you guys I'm proud of you Mike That's all he is to you That's all I am It's just my Sunglass I got like

I walked in I went in Some of your friends Yeah literally I came in to hang out with you guys For the weekend You're like This dude

Sox blah blah Blah blah This hat Spice lad wearing a helmet what else is going on I'm glad I had this on I'm gonna hurt dude those things aren't protecting shit yeah you see the drift track yeah I did

oh my god you guys is done I we got so much talk about okay give you like five minutes here we're firing the pod back up Mike sit down where Ryan left dude I'm just a plug to him so get in on this okay so the drift track is done you guys have no idea the amount of times here maybe turn Jake's mic down a little bit yeah sorry I can stand back there you go right there the amount of times I have driven by ever since I originally pulled in three times a day every time I go by I take a

gate are you are you like giving my own code right and it just takes hundreds like every time I go through that's actually a good idea yeah like charge me it's like a car wash yes yes oh my gosh you guys what's up dude you guys got to get a little uh what are those things that like uh when you were a kid you go to the games in the back right and it shoots out coins yeah you put the money in and every time I go on the track I'll just send you guys like a snapchat or something like hey daily like you know maintenance fees and shit A little maintenance fee. Do you do it like a buck or whatever, 10 bucks.

You guys can count how many times I come. How good does it look? Dude, it looks amazing. It looks unreal. It actually does. It looks better than I could have ever imagined. It looks so much bigger now that it has asphalt on it than when I had burned on it. It's fucking nuts.

Every time I go down there, I literally just look around and I'm like, this is huge. Like, it is massive. It's big. I literally have just looked at like endless places, like lines and drives. I'm just like, this could not have been any better. Also, planning, lay off. Kudos, it literally is like, it's perfect. And the amount of things you guys can do on it,

not only is just a drift track, think about the shifter cards, go cards, whatever, all the stuff you can do on it. Jake was so excited when they were putting the asphalt down. I called him to come over. He came over so fast in his Ford Raptor that he almost rolled it. They stopped working.

They thought he was, they were like, they all stopped working like, they are like, holy shit. Like they were like, a couple guys are laughing. I heard this from more than just CJ. Like they were like, yeah. Most of the guys at the shop. They could, they were like, well, I thought he was rolling that. Guy in the black rap drummers rolled his shit coming in here.

They stopped working when Jake came here. How funny for us, bad for you, but like, how funny would that have been? Like, yeah, Jake was so excited. He rolled his truck in our driveway. That would be Jake. You would have flipped out and then everyone, like, everyone would have just came off the asphalt team and be like, oh. Yeah, yeah. No, literally, if I would have, like, rolled out, I would have been like, what?

The first thing I did say to him was like, why are you guys waiting? What are you break down? Do I need to get some part? Why'd you stop it? I'm like, let's get this thing done. Jake was going to go and put on his blue collard shirt, which is what Dave, his dad wears. And so Dave is very loud and he's a construction guy. He's yelling at his crew.

You can hear him from a mile away, right? The other construction crews, right, are like thanking their boss's informants for just not being that crazy, right? Wound up. When Dave leaves, it's like, holy shit, man. What just happened? You are refreshing, right? So me and Jake were laughing. Like, dude, you should go home, put on a blue shirt, come back and just start.

To give it, like, better context, all these guys know who Dave is. So, like, all these contractors, like all, they have all worked together. So they all definitely knew who Dave was. And they've definitely heard. Oh, yeah, for sure. We've done. Highway jobs. Yeah.

And so, like, if I came back with the blue shirt, it would have just topped the cape for him. Yeah. And they would have been like, another one of these assholes. Always watch out for a guy in a blue shirt That's like one of their training things In their first day Like when blue shirt comes around You hide

It'll show up in different forms Sometimes it'll be in a raptor Sometimes it'll be in an airplane Just because you see the airplane Does not mean He will not land that bitch in a cornfield And come and chew your ass So uh

What are you gonna drift on the track Yeah when can we drive on it? What are you gonna drift? We can drive on it it as soon as today, but what are you going to drift? Probably Monday. Everything.

Monday. What are you going to drift first? That's what I was thinking about you guys. Like I probably the Mustang because that's what I got. Oh yeah. But the amount of like. Good answer. Yeah.

No, but like I literally were coming up with video ideas today and I was looking at my storyboard 90% of the things on there were different drift builds. I was just like, uh, come on. Yeah. I know. I know. Yeah.

I'm kidding. Jay is just like a resident. You got a pick in five seconds. What are you going to drift? Probably Miata. Got it. Ben, how about you? A unicorn for sure.

Hell yeah. Ken, what are you drifting on the drift track? I'd like to learn and maybe like they get the, what do they call it the 350 slut or what do they call it? Wait, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, T out, T out, T out. If you're referring to my car, I love that name. No, no. The one that's been around the block.

Yeah, that's the mission car. The missile. You're talking about Cody. Cody Bannon. Wait, I love that. 350 slut. I thought you thought they were actually called that for a second. I thought there was one car that like, no, that specific car.

He's close. There's something like, but it wasn't that. No. He's, yeah, they did call it the town slut, but no. He's thinking of the right car. Yeah. It's just the missile car. Yeah.

Yeah. 350 slut. Can I change my answer? Can I try your Lambo? No. Oh, no. No. No.

That was, just take the front drive shaft off. That was a realistic question. Yeah, like, I think I could do it. Yeah, but like, it doesn't mean you get to.

No, that's why I'm asking. That was a all-wheel drive drift. Yeah, I think I could do. All-wheel drive? You got to fuck that thing. I would be so sick. It would be so sick.

I think I would rather just, I would rather just. And that was the day. Jake Hock-Tooood Ben's Lambo. If it was the rear-wheel drive one, like all day. do it but here's the other it just seems like so so much that could go wrong yeah no it definitely would be super expensive so if you said yes i was going to be surprised like i was expecting i know i would be sick though

it would be sick you just got to be careful with what you say because like if i committed to it like all day it would have to do it um and that's why i was intrigued to see what ken was going to say because you know we're going to clip that for the next drift video oh for sure yeah i don't think ken's going fit in that car i love that let's buy a new 350 and then call 350 slut clip that ken's golden get him a windshield banner and everything like obviously ken i guess a year from now is like obviously going to be a pro drifter probably uh doing competitions oh sorry if ken did that we should get them like a rear wheel converted tesla like a model three um is there used to be a drift mode on the Tesla model 3, you remember, he used to sell them.

Turning a Tesla into drift car sounds like such a logistic nightmare. I did see a TikTok, Ken. We got to go try this later. Does your Tesla cyber truck have Baja mode? Bahaha, where are we going with this before? No, I watched it. There was guys that put their Tesla cyber trucks in Baja mode, and they were doing them on the drift track. Really?

Yeah, it like turned something on. Hey, what is it? What is doing it? I almost hit Ben's cars. Oh, I forgot about that. It rolled backwards. Because I've seen some Tesla's now, which is weird. like just in the last two weeks at takeovers

where they can figure out their flash, whatever they changed in their ECU. They were doing takeovers. I did figure out of Carolina squad. I know that's not drifting, but like I'm just saying they were like, rear wheel driving. I think that thing's going to have so much body roll.

Yeah, we can't do that. I mean, I just want Ken to come out and just like drive the 350 slut or whatever he was talking about. Nice, Mike. That'd be badass. I just want to have like a whole fleet of Miadas, honestly.

Honestly, I think it's, I agree. I think we just need like five Miata. I agree. I think we need like a, a C6 Corvette. I also agree with that. But you might need to do a personal level

on that and then company will just do full Miata. Yeah, I agree. Realistically, we're probably better off just doing Miata right now. They're going to get thrashed otherwise. Well, it's tough because it's like, I think, I think like most of the guys in the crew like don't have the sack to like buy their own drift car. Don't talk about my sack. Get it bigger, bro. You know Ken's got a sack.

I will say the one thing with your Miata comment, very good idea as far as like everyone having like the same machine out there together. It's almost like little go-karts and you're all on the same level. And they're not powerful enough, I think, to get yourself in as crazy. Dude, I think we just think it needs a little.

You don't know. Oh, yeah, that's the thing. You don't know. That's the tough thing is that the next Miata is getting some crazy shit. It's good. It's fucking looking sick. So then it's like the next Miata we buy

is going to be like a literal dried piss missile compared to it. Yeah, we had to get a fresh one because our first one was so haggard. Cheaped or clapped. Hagered. That's the way I'd describe it. Well, this one looks just like it.

It's just nicer. Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. But, I mean, we're going to have two badass rigs. We're putting a Mustang motor into the Miata. You're putting a coyote? Yeah. No. No.

Why would anyone do that? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Dude, what did Mike? Yeah, I'm just, I'm nervous. That's fair. I can tell. Honestly, Mike, but that is fair. Anyway, thanks for that me on your guys' pod.

That was a lot of fun. Yeah. Peace, guys. Thank you for listening. Hit the subscribe button. We'll see you next time. Peace. Ah, ha, ha.