Life Wide Open with CboysTV - The REAL Reason Behind Evan & Dalton Beef, Micah's Road Rage, & Kens Surprising Hobby

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

In today's episode we dive into Evans' unhealthy obsession with murder, bad golfing stories, and our bodys getting old and fighting back. We find out Cj and Alex are sleeping in separate rooms, and that Micah apparently has AWFUL road rage. We then learn the "real" reason behind Dalton and Evans Beef.  Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Someone's been posting third straps of Ken. Oh. Yeah, who's been taking them, Dalton? I've never met a man that likes that. No offense. And then I laid on the horn for, like, no joke, three minutes. Damn, dude. It was crazy.

No, when Ken had a ponytail, like, the vibes were so chill, bro. You was like when you were on CBD. At one point, I didn't hate you. Ben, we got to make a video to this audio. That one-eyed bastard is going to be. He had a prison here in a couple more years. He's in prison stuff? I forgot about that.

Why? Fucked off Drake and got black balled by the industry. The thing I love about you have is you're so caught up on like rap beef and stuff like that and just like local homicides. Yeah. Yeah, dude, he's so on that. We'll be just chilling, like, hanging out. Everyone's like just hang and having a good time. And Evan will just like, yeah, so apparently this woman last night decided to kill her whole family and there was like a middle school.

or like an infant and you're just like 10.5 miles down from my mom's place yeah like he'll just drop something like that you're like that's that's terrible well that crazy stuff usually like pops up on my Facebook feed because you're clicking it all no it's like someone that I follow shared it usually well it's like local it's not I would attest it to maybe this is all local with what you just said crazy stuff is happening in your home tri-state area of Duluth I guess that is true well Evan's also a he's a murder mystery podcaster big time yeah so like he falls asleep to it you listen to it on the car ride like that's all you listen to why do you like that why do you like that i've never met a man that likes that no offense like you know if any of us we're listening to

those Evan would be like you know that's so cheeto like but the fact that he listens to it is is kind of baffling isn't it i don't know it's just concerning almost a little bit but you're you're so fascinating you're the It's kind of a tweaker, though, so I'm surprised that you like that. Yeah, I don't know. Somehow, you know, it's just soothing to hear about... Soothing? Yeah, like to fall asleep, too.

A horrific thing. It was kind of a joke. I know it's like a meme. Yeah, the lady was pregnant and they cut the baby out of the belly. Like, it would just be something terrible like that. You're like, dude, that is, I don't want to think about that. It just sleeps like a baby. That makes sense.

You are... And then you... There is seriously something wrong with you always look at me and be like, it's fucked. I'm sure... I'm like, yeah, it is. But, like, why we got to even talk about it. this dude. I'm sure every one of your girlfriends listens to, or watches

Dateline or listens to that shit. I'm sure they do. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if mine's got like the stomach for that. Mine is the one that told me to start listening to crime junkies. Chill. Oh, me. Chill. I was showing him a video of a guy throwing in a dart and it got stuck in this girl's eye.

Dude, all right. Don't stop. Stop. I don't like that. Stop. That's where Evan drives along. No, no. And then he goes, yeah, my dad was in this golf tournament. Like, A few years ago. What was his buddy? It was his buddy.

And he, what did he miss the ball? Yeah, he just got mad and he slammed the club on the ground. It went in his eye socket, apparently. Dude. Stop. A bad day of golf.

They're already playing bad. They said he would have maybe... No, he was in a tournament in front of people, too. And they said he probably maybe would have been okay if he left it in until the EMTs came, but he ripped it out and it didn't work out for him. It pulled his whole eyeball out.

Pulled the life right out of his body, apparently. He died. Allegedly, yes. Wait, hold on. So he threw it at the ground. It bounced up in, like, a rip, went into his eye? No, no, I think the club snapped. Oh, and it went into his brain.

Like a fiberglass shaft or graphite shaft, and it broke, and it came, it spring back. Something, I mean, obviously, I don't know exactly what happened. Dude, golf's a dangerous sport. I mean, shit. Something to consider, Ken. We've all gotten piled up on the golf course. Yeah, the bad golfers are really the ones at risk here. I mean, yeah, you.

Because, like, I stand my club on the ground. Your bad golfer is just that much more. dangerous of a sport literally i think it was reckless golf one or two you hit the ball and the whole club just ended up going backwards yeah yeah those were the good old days yeah mike used to be so bad at golf i was so fun man i was like honestly still am you're you're way better you figured out you figured out like the basics at least so like the ball doesn't go backwards the club doesn't leave your hand i wouldn't have believed it if i didn't see it but my cousin skied a driver so hard one time it went straight up into his own forehead really big goose egg

on the side of his head. Like straight up. I've seen it where, yeah, like they swing and it snaps and the... Well, no, he basically hit the T out from under the ball. Yeah, and the ball just... The ball just went straight up. That's...

Zero forwards. Imagine, imagine the wake-up call of that ball just smoking you in between the eyes. Boom, boom. Honestly, I pictured that happening to Ken or I. Yeah, I mean, I could see that. Was it Cousin Joe? It was, but unfortunately he was like 12

and he was crying and his eye was swollen, his forehead above his eye. Dude, I had a friend that was on the golf team with me and that dude had like a fucking ball magnet in him, dude. Like, he got hit like seven times. Other cruising across? No, from other people. Dude, yeah, it was bad.

I think he actually dropped out of golf because he was just sick of getting hit. They had him wearing football pads out there. Bro, I woke up this morning, and my neck was like so sore. My neck is still sore. just from like sleeping on it weird like is this just what happens getting old cj had the same thing last week i semi-fucked it up lifting and then i was like you know it just was fine though but then i was sleeping and i went to stretch like i was like half asleep half awake and i was like and something

went and like i legit got locked i got locked and this was at like probably five in the morning i'm so glad that's finally happening to you young ins this happens seven but uh So I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, I'm scared. I'm going to start wiggling my toes, making sure my feet are my... Like, I legit was like, it was bad. Alex, Alex was sick. So she was sleeping in the other room, so she hopefully wouldn't get me sick.

No, she wasn't sick. She just didn't want to smell your farts. Possibly. Alex's girlfriend has been sending, like, our group chat, C.J. My name's Ciceman. It's kind of cool that she's got a girlfriend, that I'm... It's better than a boyfriend. Anyway, CJ's girlfriend.

will like send our group chat like our family or our friends group chat uh snapchats at like 1230 in the morning like cj's farts smells so bad i'm sleeping in the guest bedroom yeah it's been kind of a uh reoccurring yeah yeah yeah i mean everything all right at home i mean it's just dandy for me dude what is sleeping like a baby like how bad is this it's bad like i'm normally happy when she moves to like the other room because i can then I can then have the peace of mind Like it's okay to just let them rip Because like either way

I'm I have to let them go Because it's just so uncomfortable And I got so much of it Are you Dutch ovening yourself? Like holding it under? No No no no no It's like if she's in the room

I'm like oh fuck like How do I diffuse this situation It's under the covers So I know I need to let it out this way Not her way So I kind of like try like little by little letting it out so it's not like this big bomb. And then at that point it's like I'm sitting here trying to diffuse this fart

when I shouldn't be sleeping and it's just a pain. So when she goes into the other room, I'm like, okay, I'm at peace now. Dude, that is got to smell at the whole house. Ken, do you smell it? Normally when you're doing this, I'm fast to sleep and I've got an air fresher in my room too. Dude, there's no way it would go down. Yeah, the stink goes up. Yeah, I wouldn't go downstairs.

Have you checked the structural integrity of the roof of? above you? It could be the snow's all melted off. I had a guy come in and like reinforce it. There's a hot spot. Oh yeah, but anyway,

so she was sleeping in the other room and then I like freaking snap my neck. Like it was the weirdest thing. I'm like, I'm locked up. I realize, okay, I can move.

I don't want to start yelling and wake her up because I mean, she probably had a long night already being she's sleeping on another room because I was passing such bad gas. So I like legit have to like like lift my head up. I'm like this bad walking around thinking I'm going to walk it off like Gavin didn't work and then

basically had to like leave the house at like 630 go to the chiropractor it was crazy though like I was fully locked up it was not even close to what you're like I was honestly scared but the whole time I kept laughing and then I had to send you guys that Snapchat on my way back I just like I just can't stop laughing because last time this happened to Evan he's fully bent out of shape fully bent over and we just thought it was this joke and we take them to the hospital we're rolling around on a wheelchair i'm cracking jokes about checking his anal cavity to all the people there and then he comes back and he's hoping to get this x-ray like he's like okay like i want to find out if there's something wrong with me yeah and then it's just this whole fake x-ray we made up with a toy car up his ass

wait that was fake yeah i've been digging around in there for months but i just thought i just couldn't It wouldn't help it keep laughing the whole time. Isn't it crazy, though, when, like, it feels like a serious injury. Like, it's debilitating. It felt structural. And then you think about it. You're like, I did nothing. Yeah.

Like, it's such a discouraging thing. That's what's embarrassing about it. That's what's really embarrassing about it because I was like, wow, I got hurt fucking sleeping. But, like, after, like, two days I was moving, like, really good. But my neck still, like, my muscles are, I'm feeling it, but I'm fine. Yeah, Ev, how are you doing? How's your leg? Dude, my leg has been pretty gnarly, actually.

I think it's doing good now. Can you show it without, like, uh, yeah, it's not, I'll take my pants out on. I'm getting inappropriate camera, for sure. I don't know if you can. I mean, it's not bad. Like how long his underwear are. He's fine. He has a poop stain, doesn't he?

Dude. He has a poop stain. That's bad. Oh, don't. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around.

Bro. Ryan, you're going to have to censor that. You're wet down there, bro. No, what are you doing? Sweat. No, I don't know if it is, Evan. God, I'm glad I'm sitting over here. I'm just glad I didn't have to show my swass on camera.

All right, we're going to have to burn that chair in about 45 minutes. So you're going to say burn the footage. That's fabric. We need to keep him on leather. Yeah. So tell us about your leg, though, Ev. So it's messed up. You've been hobbling around.

Yeah, I came out of retirement from ice racing for the first time in, like, three winners, got the Stark, got some really fresh tires on it, and I'm feeling good. This little oval race under the light, super cool vibes, a lot of people out there. And I'm nervous because all these guys that I used to race with have been ice racing a lot, and they're just as fast, if not faster than ever. I haven't been, but I'm going to try anyways. And I'd imagine when you show up to the ice races after not ice racing for years because you've been out here making videos, everyone's like, oh shit, that's Evan. That's Evan from C-Boys. And it's like, I'm sure everyone's like, that's evident. Everyone's watching you.

He's the ice racer guy. The funniest part. This is the ice guy. So the funniest part about like, there was a lot of kids and fans, whatever you want to say out there. And the funniest part, we're just hanging out before the race. And maybe drinking a beer. My buddy Will. He actually bought my.

my old 1991 F-150, which is just rusted out old Ford. And he has the same KTM that I have. I gave him my old plastics. It looks exactly like my bike. Like the line green one? No, no, no, the retro. Oh, yeah. Like the pink and purple.

Nice, nice. So that's Will's bike in the back of this old, rotting out F-150 and their park just a little ways away. And there's kids coming up and they're taking pictures. Because they think it's yours? They think it's still my bike, yeah. But, I mean, He scribbled my name out or, like, put a little sticker over.

But, yeah, everyone's taking pictures of him. So then we're taking Snapchats. Will, you're famous. Yeah, whatever. But, yeah, anyways, I got on the line. It was really nervous. Everyone's looking at you. Everyone was looking at me.

He's the best dirtbiker ever. I always line up on the outside, mainly because I'm a pussy. A lot can happen on the whole shot. You bang bars. There's, like, every dirt bike has over 2,000 screws in it. You go down on the whole shot when everyone's accelerating. It's scary. Like a chain sight hitting you.

Yeah. So I literally. line up on the outside, just because I'm more comfortable there, which is not an advantage for the race, but if you go down on the whole shot, you can't win the race, so whatever. But either way, I'm lined up right next to where everyone's standing. And there's people with their phones out and shit. There is. That's the famous guy.

On the Cheeto bike. On the Cheeto bike. There's an oval, but they have the hole shot that loops around into the oval, and I thought it was kind of a smooth transition in, but it turns out there was like the whole shot corner was a little wider than the straightaway of the actual oval. And I did not get the hole shut. I was mid-packed, maybe more towards the back. So when I came around, I'm just completely snow-dusted.

I can't see anything. And I just stay in the throttle. And I think that I'm fine because I see this one guy has like an orange helmet and he's off to the right of where I am. So I'm like, I'm good. I just got to stay in it. Turns out he had already blown the corner and was off the track. So when I thought I was on the track and staying in it,

buddy's like 10 feet off the track, and I just hit the snowbank at probably like 50. Endo over the bars. I think that's what it was. It just banged my leg into the handlebars. Basically just dead leg myself really good. Did you do the tuck and roll like Gavin? I don't know.

It all happened so fast. I mean, probably. I don't even know. Of course he did. Dude, he's like a freaking cat. My throttle hand never came off the bike. So you like whole shot speeded into a snowbank. Uh, yeah.

Pull shot and a sweeper corner It is interesting you actually did like kind of pull of Gavin Because when Gavin was at Tragfest They did an overrace on the first turn He just dumps off the burn I'm just trying to imagine all these people like There he is, there he is And then just right away just

Zing and then he hits the thing and goes down He's like You already know the It was like quiet like It was like Peter Griffin from Family Guy Do you remember that scene where Yeah. Everyone's like, honestly, Ev, it might have been for the best, dude.

Like, would you have rather crashed and everyone would have been like, he would have won if he wouldn't have crashed or taken dead last? No, I wasn't going to take, I still ran the race, and I ran two races after that, did not get dead last. Honestly, never went into it thinking that I was actually going to get first. And I think most people that knew what was going on, there's a half a dozen, if not 10 guys that are. just unreasonably fast.

Really? So it's like, to me, finishing a midpack, like, I have, you know, it does not hurt my ego. If I took a six or seventh finished midpack, it's like racing against fast guys. So Ryan pulled up a TikTok, somebody that took a picture. Life's been great meeting Evan and his buddies. Look at that old Ford. She's a beaut. That bike does look damn good, dude.

And the whole time I owned it, you weren't saying that. No, dude, I just like the colors on this one. like the design and all that two stroke nice they're probably really confused though when will had one hour of ice time he got out one time before this race so this is like basically his first time ever riding on ice and enters C class crashes his first race piles up he was I think he might have he may he was probably in last place anyways and then piled up into the snowbank so like I don't know if at any point any He might have been too many beers before the race.

No, nobody drinks before the race. But moral of the story, Will didn't make it very far. Dude. Everyone watching, though, thought that Will was you again on that bike. Oh, there he goes again on his two-stroke. Like, this dude really can't just stay off the snowbank, huh? Since we're on the top of a crash, can we just watch Gavin's crash back here? And watch how close he was to landing on the top of his head.

Like, he is so good at falling. He just, like, perfectly bends his neck and into a somersault. I'm not going to take any credit away from Gavin. However, I see that crash he had to the same way when I hit the ice. A lot of people complimented me on, like, a clean get-off. It's like, bro, when you get sent, you're kind of just along for the ride. I just got lucky more so. Maybe.

I mean, Gavin of anybody in the world knows how to eat a fall. He didn't even make it out of the parking lot when he did that. At one point, he's full on lawn chair. I mean, his feet were on the pegs until that ski fully stuck. This is what Gavin's saying right now. Oh, shit. Here we go again. He's still holding on at that point.

He lawn chaired before he hit the guy. There might be able to, there's still chairs to save it. He's still holding on. That was not powder. I thought it was powder. The skill was in the get-off. The skill was in eating that fall. It's like you can almost sense it when Gavin's about to crack.

Oh, you mean every time he hops out of motorized vehicle? Well, yeah. Yeah, but like, oh shit. Here we go. Here we go again. He was upside down. Up, here we go again. It's like Cartman.

It's like Cartman when he's in the NASCAR race and then he's upside down. Oh, fuck my. Whatever you know, like he's upside down. He's like, ah, here we go again. I think we got to stop surprising Gavin with, like, vehicles and start surprising him with like massage experience. or like a spa weekend. That should be a really nice surprise for him.

That would probably soften him up. Honestly, yeah, that's true. We don't want that. Yeah, he's got to stay hard. We should stay hard.

Boot camp. I was going to say, we should invite him over to hang, but then have all the guest rooms full, and he sleeps outside just to harden him up a little more. Gavin's body and build, like wasn't meant to be as nimble as he has kind of forced himself to be. He was a college football player.

But, but his life experience is just craft. He lifted him into just the most perfect human for what he does. You'd think he's in gymnastics. I mean, you would think he's in gymnastics. The way he falls. After editing that bit, watching it time and time again, I was like, God, this is gnarly, dude. So I texted him this afternoon.

I said, how you feeling, bro? Shit was so gnarly. And he goes, bro, felt that one for sure. But I'm all good, though. Shoulder is almost back to 100%. And I go, dude, you're a beast, bro. Well, you might even be better than 100%. And he goes, thanks, bro.

So good, baby. I don't think he falls like a gymnast. He falls like, you know how when you throw a rock at another rock and nothing really happens? I agree with that statement. The nice thing about Gavin's crash, though, was that it's on camera. So, like, when you crash like that and you're dealing with the pain, At least you have something to show for it. Whereas, like, kind of in your most recent case, you're kind of like...

Yeah, Nikki Panicked. So she filmed right up. And she was too far away anyways, but you see, like, a tough to snow go up. But she cut the camera because she, apparently she was freaking out telling me, like, go check on him. Go check on him. Because I tried to stand up, and my leg was just dead. So I fell over. And then I couldn't pick my bike up, so I had to wait.

Well, as soon as you don't get right up, EMTs are literal ambulance. is pulling up this whole thing. Bro, how did they let you go and race after this? Good question. Well, I felt kind of bad because I was like, I was swearing a lot. Yeah, I was going to say, did the ambulance roll up? And you're like, oh, they're going to touch me. Don't you.

Well, they're like, are you okay? I'm like, just help me pick the effing bike up. Get the freaking bike up. They're like, we're not your fucking pick crew here. I'm like, I'm fucking fine. Just whatever. And I felt bad. And then I'm like, thank you guys.

I'm sorry you had to come over here, but. And they gave you a bill? No, yeah. They're like, sir, sir, hop in the ambulance. So I didn't know the ambulance rolled up. So that had to have been really a show for the people that were watching you. It's like, here we go. We're about to watch them in action.

Straight into the corner crash. Ambulance, like, holy shit. An ambulance, a couple tracks side by side. Like, this guy is just always entertaining. Dude, it was weird because there's like track officials with flags. And normally they'll like come help you stand the bike up. But because I crashed in a straightaway, like the flaggers are on corners, they just weren't there. So the people that I had to ask to help pick my bike up, because it's like slippery ice and my leg hurt really bad,

I had to ask like the EMTs to help me get it up. And I couldn't see because I was huffing and puffing on the ground. It was pretty cold. So my goggles are just cooked, like, because I'm breathing. They're all fogged up. And I pull off the track. And then I got someone going, are you racing or not? If you're racing, you got to get to the line.

Who the hell lets you go and race again? So I'm trying to evaluate... Did they not just watch what happened? I'm trying to evaluate myself. I have half-cooked goggles, pull up to the line, and the second I pull up to the line, they just start going down, drop the whole shot, and I just took off again.

Was that Stark pretty good? Yeah, but not the advantage that everyone thinks. And I've been seeing more videos online, like in straight-up drag races, running the club, like a 450 is right with a Stark. Like, there's a lot of videos where stock 450s still take a Stark in a drag race. But I think where the advantage comes is not shifting in the corners. There still is an advantage to the Stark, but everyone just hears 80 horsepower and think that it's just like makes you the greatest rider of all time.

You still got to ride the bike. We're like right turns any easier because you had a handbrake? Unfortunately, I only did left turns on the oval. Sorry, I forget you run an oval. But no, yeah. Some of them are... No, I think that would be a place where there'd be an advantage where, yeah, you could drag your right foot a bit

and not feel like you got to keep it on the break. I just didn't get to that point. Speaking of keeping your foot on the break, Mike, what was up with your road rage Snapchat that you sent us earlier today? That was amazing, by the way. I compliment you. Did you know that guy? No.

What? I don't know what came over me. So did he start off just going slightly under or what happened there? Yeah, basically, I just came up ironically to two outbacks on the highway. and the one outback was going in the left lane was going slightly slower and he is like at 66 cruise and then so I just fall behind him I'm like waiting for him to get over I don't get like I'm not upset I'm just like dude this guy's got to get over at some

point so then I flick on my Baja lights we run that for a couple minutes I'm like dang this guy just yeah yeah like let's say two minutes wait so how fast was he going 66 and a 65 but in the left lane Gotcha The passing lane is for passing You could be going 90 But you still get out of it As soon as you don't need to be in it

So like again I don't really get that fired up about it I'm more like Let's see what this guy's up to I'm honking at him Holy shit dude You can see at one point we're going 20 This fucking dude Mike you're

This is so unlikely You're gonna stop on the highway buddy Holy crap right on Damn. We were going like 20 miles an hour. Almost a full stop. You got to think how dense is the driver of that vehicle to think that they are some way in the right. Like, oh, this guy's tailgating me.

He, like, you get, I guarantee they thought you were the asshole in that situation. So then he just basically, he like, make sure that I can see him in his, through his rear window. And he's like, get over. And I'm like, me. Like, I just go, you get over. And then, uh, yeah, dude. just i'm like all right i'm laying on the horn and then i laid on the horn for like no joke three minutes damn it it was crazy and then it and then he's still just like how old was this guy

older like 55 i don't know okay that's young enough he was so he was he was old enough to know but young enough to also know he was just mad that that's that was the best part he was mad and then when i went no and then when i passed him in the right lane you know i finally gave up because i wasn't i wasn't really mad and then i just like looking at at him and just speed off and he tries to catch me and I'm just like just stay a little bit of him. You know you didn't flick him off you should have got you off. I just went like that. Should have

pit maneuver. Yeah, you should have got in front of him and then you should have slowed him down. That'd have been funny. But that's where, that's what I'm not. Like, I'm not. He might have rear-ended you and then blame it on you. I'm just, uh, I'm just there to see what, see why he thinks he's in the right. It's just two people that are just not

not going to budge and it's just just locking heads. The nice thing is you know he wasn't going to like pull a gun out and shoot you because he's driving a Subaru out back. Right. You know? Yeah, because he was, you sure it was a dude and not a girl that looked like a dude?

Yeah, yeah. That's possible too. That is possible. No, he started digging around in his center console too and then. Probably trying to scare you, but what is he doing?

Total bluff. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really do stuff like that very often, but. Feel kind of good? Yeah, it's just like fun playing with like NPCs.

Like, just messing with him a little bit. Yeah, I saw your snap and I was like, that is just so, so out of character. So out of character. So out of character.

It is. Like, I can see Ryan doing that for sure. Ryan's a pro tailgator. Ryan would have followed him to their house. He wouldn't even beer right now. What else? Dalton maybe could speak. Yeah, Dalton, you got anything to say?

I've had a few people try to run me off the road. No, something else. I don't know. How's your TikTok's going? My TikToks are going good. How does it feel? Oh, shit. That never made it in the video.

video when the TikTok got deleted and we filmed Dalton's reaction and he was like crying he did he called it just right that it was going to get shut down for one day and it was going to come back he called it spot on yeah he did absolutely distraught though for that day you were crying yeah I mean I felt bad but also like I get that you put a lot of work in so I probably would have cried too for the record I wasn't crying but I was very upset it's fine and then it came back a lot of people were nothing wrong with crying and it's not that uh it felt good proving you wrong because it didn't but i did tell you that it was going to get deleted i think worst case scenario did i say worst case scenario he gets deleted for one day i can't remember you said

there's zero percent chance that it gets deleted oh really yeah then i am in the wrong maybe that maybe that did i just remember when it did get deleted he was just like dude it's gonna be back in a day i remember you saying that when we were out at snowed in or whatever wherever the hell we were bro who is in charge of the seaboys account what do you mean the ticot account uh well you are right now. We just promoted you to that. Ryan was. Why? Why do you? Someone's been posting Thirstraps of Ken. Oh. Yeah, who's been taking them, Dalton? I think Ken's actually got access to post those. Our first video back in a little, in a minute, and it's that. Don't. People are like, what? It took TikTok getting deleted and coming up for us to start using it.

Dude, those, those vids of Ken are popping, though. Do you have that one ready of when he's sleeping, Dalton? When he's sleeping? Yeah. That like one minute one? Just raw him just he kind of moans in between stars At one point I think you like kind of turn the camera And you like get in And he's just sleeping like All the comments about his wedgie

I have to start locking my door at night Yeah I know Dalton was in there Which one? No I have the one in the The bedroom door or the back door face All of them I have the one where I put cheese on his face

When he was sleeping That's the look of a guy with the back door Oh, that's from Vegas. That's from Vegas right there. The worst part for Ken is he doesn't know if we're being honest or if we're joking because all of this is very possible. But also he's like, I feel like it didn't happen, but I can't put it past them. Until the footage comes out, maybe it did and I just didn't notice.

I don't want to expose myself like that. I accidentally did it, but now I don't want to do it on purpose. Accidentally? Yeah. On my main. Don't do it again. What the fuck? Are you going to back up your buddy here or whatever?

How's it feel you two? Squash the beef. If you guys watched the last video, you would have seen that we had Evan and Dalton put their differences behind them. If you haven't watched the video yet, you need to go watch it. For the cool price of $10,000. So we were willing to put up some cheddar on the line. It's probably a good time to go do an ad break.

How are you guys doing now? Kind of like rekindled an old flame. Oh, no. New flame. I'm going to give the credit to Dalton. I don't know if he was here for a week or three weeks or whatever. We were just busting each other's balls for fun. And you guys were getting very concerned about it.

Like actually upset. Like I think CJ had told me, bro, you got to chill on Dalton. He's just whatever. But like me and Dalton are like, it's funny. Like we're just busting each other's balls. And it's only funny for you. Hey, so what did you want to talk about? Well, I want to tell you about what go.

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There was a day, right, I will say two weeks after Dalton started where he's like, Bro, the guys are getting so riled up. Should we just keep this going? Make them think we hate each other? I think... I think that it goes. I don't know if we should really necessarily do that. But it is kind of what happened.

And it ended up in us making some money. So it worked out great. That was a wild back. I'll get Dalton the credit. Yeah, this was like... You say that it was some big master plan, but... I don't think it was. There was a lot more animosity than you guys like to.

to admit so you honestly think that me and dalton have beef with each other well you did pile him up in the middle of the road curved his truck wheels that was at one point i did hate you at one point yeah so that's what i'm saying and also like there was many times where you guys would kind of get into it and like maybe it starts off like the play wrestling maybe but then it's like one person maybe accidentally like hit someone the wrong way and then you'll just hear like it goes from like this like kind of like just boys wrestling to like asserting some form of dominance and there's like something will happen and it's like oh and then someone's hurt and it's like all right get knock it off you too i mean we know how fast that that switch gets flipped with evan as soon as he gets into a

fight or fight yeah that's fair but you guys can't argue at the end of the day me and dalton hang out with each other, ride the track, just do whatever than anybody does in the whole crew. Right. So that's why we had to just squash the beef. No, I'm saying when this beef was going, I mean, don't say beef, but I mean, there's, there was video proof. It's when you're good friends with somebody, you bust their balls. Or you, not literally. I don't know. I think everyone got that, but yeah.

No, I, dude, it's just, I'm not sure if I have. I have that kind of relationship with anyone. I would say since Dalton started working. Since Dalton started working. Yeah, you do. Like about my belly. Yeah. I still have liquid in my hip.

It's not for me. Why is that just such a weird thing to say? Yeah, dude. I don't know if you have liquid in your hip. It's probably just blood or water because that's what your body's made up of. Yeah, fluid. No, it's been infected for like three months. It's just a little bit of Evans liquid.

Where? Where is it? and flat, your bone? In my hip right here. Take your pants on. In your bone. Isn't it just a bruise? Where else would it be holding fluid?

No, he got super skinned, like, almost down to the bone after that StarCurt incident. You did not take the skin off to the bone on that. That was just a little tumble. Are you sure that it's not infected? No, I just said it was. Oh, it is infected. That's why there's a bunch of. Liquid in my hip.

How did he get infected when there wasn't even a scratch? There was, but I didn't clean it. Either way, all I know is since Dalton has started filming for us and doing an amazing job, me and him have hung out more than I've hung out with anybody else in the C-Boy's crew. I'm surprised that one of you guys didn't take all the money. Yeah, that was a trap from you guys to continue the narrative. It's not a narrative. Okay, well, you gambled all years away anyway, so it doesn't matter.

I haven't even got the money yet. Have you? Yeah? Oh, I haven't got it. but when I do I'm doubling it up Evan this is a good time to tell you this we already put it in your 401k

that's actually good because I'll be dead before I'm old enough to use it Nikki will be yeah Nikki would be happy Nicky will be taking her new husband to the fucking Bahamas she's going to have a great life when you're going to play yourself some new tits

she's just got to tough it out here I love you Nicky He's just got a tough it out. She's got tough it out with Evan, smooth sailing. Listen, I'm just happy that you guys are our friends now. And, I mean, it's pretty cute how much you guys hang out. Dude, honestly, we would love if you guys came and rode some e-rides with us, maybe some pip bikes, cook some meat out in the woods, any of that stuff.

You too, it would be great. Like, hang out. I've done that a million times. When? Think of all the times I did it before Dalton even existed. Exactly. Before Dalton existed. Dalton took your place of hanging out with you.

Don't kill here at a place, but yeah, yeah, I agree. But like, it's not like I'm never there. Yeah, not never, just not often. We'll say I do hang out with Evan more than I hang out with my family. It's not a good thing, Dalton. Evan's just seeing dollar signs right now. He's like, all I got to do is just start some beef with Micah here.

Maybe I can get another five grand out of the deal. Hey, Mike, want to fake hate each other for a little bit, even though it's real? afterwards we can just say it's fake yeah it didn't work out actually just cover all your tracks I was just acting it's just fake next time I do something I was just acting I was faking it I pranked you guys I think what it really stem from at least on my half is when I used to work in construction asbestos removal we were absolutely ruthless to each other all day like you could not make a mistake and you would have everybody come down on you and just say the most brutal shit.

And it was funny. It's like what got you through the day. You're doing a miserable job. Not that this job is miserable at all. This is amazing. But I'm just saying when you're in a miserable, you're like in a freaking crawl space. Everything sucks.

And someone does something stupid. It's like everyone just piles on to make sure they know what an idiot they are. I've been in work environments like that. I feel like everybody in this room is phenomenal ball busters. But I felt like maybe. I do agree until it's on our camera man and he takes it personal because you did. You're acting like you didn't, but you did. And that's when we had to step in and be like, dude, you got to chill out.

And then that's when Dalton's like, hey, we should just pretend like we hate each other. And then Donald's like, Don't's like, oh, pretend. Yeah, okay. Growing up and playing hockey, like, you get your balls busted a lot, especially being homeschooled growing up. So, like, the first, your mom was tough on you real hard. But like the first, what is it, 13 years of my life Just been picked on all the time

And then he starts picking on me And I'm out of high school I was like, that's it It's not. And he's like five foot tall Listen, buddy, we're not in high school anymore Hey man Well, I just think it's cute that you guys are

I'm sorry, Evan Such good friends and And I'm glad to see it I mean, that's what we wanted You guys see that Greta's computer Started on fire today? Yeah, we all saw that bad I heard about it

Just get up. How would we all immediately know that? I know, I know. You should be concerned. My girlfriend's computers. Is it on the news? It could have been. You watched the news?

Oh, I know you watched the news. You're looking for the local homicide report. No, my girlfriend's computer straight up started on fire at work. Like, it burst into flames. She's probably working real hard. Lime wire? What was it? Hot mail.

Justin Joke. Yeah, stolen valid, but still a great joke. I had to ask, I was like, did your computer actually start on fire? And then she said yes. And then we were all like, what if your entire business that you're working at would have burnt down because of that?

Right. If she wasn't in the office, like what would have happened? It's crazy. A computer, I'm assuming there's a MacBook. Can you start on fire? Oh, that makes sense. Windows. Like a desktop windows.

Yeah. Mac would never do that. Was it like the computer? Was it like the cord connected? Do you think like the actual computer? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Like flames. Yeah. Tell me about, I don't know.

They took a fire extinguisher, dude. Just tell the story. Dude, what happened? So she was working on her computer and it started to smell like burnt toast. Is she type fast? I guess. She must be ripping, the corporate ripper. And so she started smelling burnt toast. And she

was like, uh, talked to the IT guys and they were like yeah it's fine just just uh just run her till she blows it's like talking to tony about his truck dude and uh yeah so she just kept just i guess rip in on the computer and sure enough it literally burst into flames i wonder if it was a dust thing i've heard i've heard that like you got to clean your shit out but nobody ever does because it's at it's at a screen print facility there is a lot of dust like i've heard that with gaming systems and stuff like you get the dust they run hot yeah i guess i've never heard of a computer starting on fire like have you guys never that's why i had to ask was i i've heard like computers

will short circuit and they might like smoke or smell but that's about as far as it ever gets you know they don't just person i feel like full-blown flames did they have to use an extinguisher uh yeah so i guess greta grabbed a fire extinguisher and all of her like co-workers were like Point and shoot, like, oh, do it, do it. Like, put it out. Wait, it was just smoking. It wasn't even on fire. Just, I don't know at this point.

Hey, where there's smoke, there's fire, C.J. Yeah, but pull on the fire extinguisher, like, actually letting it rip when it's just smoking creates a massive, massive. Oh, yeah. Like, it would have cooked the entire room. Yeah. It could prevent the whole building from going down in better safe and safe and sorry. You pull that thing out once you see the flame. Yeah, so I don't know.

I haven't seen her to get the full lowdown. Did she pull the trick? No. I don't think she did. She said it was flames. That's crazy. It was flames. She grabbed the fire extinguisher and then it maybe went out.

Wow. Maybe she's being sabotaged. You think? Corporate drama. Could be corporate. It could be somebody trying to get at you, trying to hit you where it hurts. I hear about this on Dateline all the time. Hits you where.

Is this a common theme? Ben does have a lot of enemies. So it could be possible. It makes more sense than having someone going after your girlfriend. Right. I don't know if I actually have any, like, active beef with anyone. Really? Yeah, I mean, that would, like, try and sabotage my girlfriend's corporate computer.

But that's the thing. You don't have to have the beef with someone for them to have the beef with you. No, I do agree. But, like, reciprocated beef. Plus, the people that are going to, like, generate this beef, like, is probably, you know what I mean? They'll just whip something out of nothing. You know, there's crazy people. What I'm trying to say, Ben, is there.

There's crazy people out there. That's pretty cool, though. Like, in the future, with AI getting big, you're going to be able to have AI generate your beef for you. And put it in my hamburger helper? Yes. So you're going to be able to say, hey, hey, hey, it was fake beef. It was AI generated beef.

It wasn't even real meat. You guys aren't going to believe this. Dalton is actually AI generated. He's not actually even been here. Imagine Dalton just like pixelates right here. We're like, it was all a prank on you. Wait, wait. Stand up and move so we can do that shot.

Just get out of the shop for one second. Here you go, Ryan. Just CGI some shit. I'm a podcast editor, bro. I take audio and picture and splice. You guys, you three are... Wait, whoa, whoa. I'm not Steven Spielberg.

Seriously, you guys are... Seriously, you guys don't know how to do this? You are the three editors in the room. That camera's on a tripod. All you have to do is transition to a clip where he's not in it. It's the easiest thing ever. You just put a little... This is an avatar, Mike.

We don't have that type of budget. Are you being serious? Like, you don't know how to do this? Like, it's on a tripod. Ken's sitting on the couch right now. If I wanted to make it look like he disappeared, I just say, all right, get out of the shot. And then I just cut the part where he's not walking out of the shot.

It's the easiest thing ever. How are we going to do that, dude? Dude, I bet you could figure it out. When I looked at Ryan, no, you don't even have to do that. Ryan's, like, it's not even hard. Bro, I'm working on the Final Cut Pro trial right now. Ryan has to start taking weekend editing classes.

Ryan spends a full day, CGI. I can do that. Why is there a suss cap on the TV? Oh my gosh. I have my phone playing to the TV right now because I want to show you. I just, I've been waiting for Evan to be here. So it says Evan jumping off bridge with David video. So.

It's not a bridge. It's a ski jump. Oh, okay. So you jumped off the bridge Bro Did you hear anything I just said Ski jump? Yo

Gavin could eat that fall Yeah I guarantee What do you I can't believe He's fine Dude are you okay I get a headache

What happened? My head hurts. You got an aspirin or something? Man, have you just been to entertain your whole life? Bro, what year was that? Do you have the little... Yeah, let's check that up. Fifteen years ago.

So, 2010. That was damn near half my life ago. Oh, man, that's crazy. What did you have to do to get into that? That's almost where Dalton is right now. Half my life ago. Me and Dalton drove to Utah. So we spent a couple days in the vehicle together.

And when we were, like, reminiscing back, just stories from high school but for me i'm digging 15 17 years ago dalton will be telling some stuff and then he'll be like yeah like last year but i don't know it's just like crazy because i mean we're all here doing the same thing but the age range is so crazy seriously and when you're just like focused on the daily grind age doesn't matter but then when you really think about like the things that we've done in our life like i worked 10 years in a career so far out of this it was crazy and dalton's just out of high school and you guys have all you all have your own stories that are so whatever we're just all at different places all here at the same time yeah it's like everyone

had a different road to get here dalton's was just much much shorter don't it was like a walk don't dude yeah he just spawned here dude but the thing with dalton though is he doesn't seem like he's 18 like obviously he's younger but like you don't think about it because we all kind of act similar and but it is truly amazing how much further ahead Dalton is than any other 18 year old that you meet like that I was seriously that's for sure like you know any other 18 year old that is for one I mean just doing anything as big as Dalton you know financially and whatever else sometimes he says something that makes me go oh yeah that's right yeah he's a lot younger but I don't know anyone

wrestling, grinding, and the work ethic at his age of anyone I've ever matched. It is crazy how much further ahead you are than probably, I mean, most 28-year-olds. Like, you're a full decade ahead. Were you going to go to college before we hired you? No. So that was never in the plans for me. It was either hockey and just see how far I can go in hockey. Wouldn't of that brought you to college?

You just go to juniors. Well, hopefully, go to college. I guess you got picked up on team. If I could make it to college, then. Yes, I guess, but it wouldn't be for school, it would be for hockey. And then to hopefully make it from there. But I started doing real-life jobs, like videography and landscaping and all that stuff when I was like 14. So, like, coming up on five years, I've actually been working in the real world since I was homeschooled.

I was able to do that. You guys say I'd just hop right into it, but I feel like I've been doing it for a long time. And this was my dream job to do. When did you start watching, C-Boys? When was your graduation? Unlocked your YouTube account? No, when was your graduation? What year? 2017.

So I was 10 years old. You're getting old too, Ben. I was 10 years old, and you had these stickers on the table, and I said, C-Boys TV, and I was like, what are these mean? And so it's YouTube channel. I didn't have YouTube, okay? So I go on my mom's laptop, and I look up C-Boys TV, and I started watching your videos with my family. And you guys swore, and she did not like that at all. I was very, I guess, what do you call it?

Sheltered. Sheltered from that kind of stuff. Well, how old would you have been, though? Nine or ten. Holy. Don't blame her. Yeah, I mean, that's, yeah. Unnecessarily vulgar.

And then eventually, I got a school Chromebook. I didn't let her sign in, like she did on my sisters. I just signed in, and then I was sneaking on YouTube. How'd you have a school Chromebook? You're homeschooled. Like, just a normal Chromebook, like, it's a laptop, but you can, only use it for school. Gotcha.

And if you can only use it for school, how did you get YouTube? Like, you can't, like, do stuff you can on a Mac. You can go into, like, Google, or whatever, because it was a Google Chromebook and look up YouTube. So it's a regular laptop. It was a regular laptop. But it was restricted, yeah. So, anyways, I go in there, and I started sneaking YouTube and watching Sea Boys, and I did

that. Oh, a little guilty pleasure. Yeah. Late at night, up until I was old enough to then have a phone, and then I started watching you guys on the regular. And, dude, that's why pop up a picture of Dalton at 10 years old when we first started making YouTube videos. Like, we would have been already doing them still at that point. We'd been probably half a year in.

Like, that's why we say, like, so much has happened. Jeez, Louise, dude. We're talking about that. Like, that's wild. Dude, I think about, because we talked about this, I was in Detroit Lakes removing asbestos from the nursing home. and you were in middle school. Yeah, that's crazy too. Like crazy how different shit is.

Imagine someone going up to you when you're removing asbestos there and you go, and they go, oh, hey, you see that middle school over there? There's a kid there that you guys are going to like basically travel the world together and like become famous and all these other crazy things. But in 10 years, you're like, what the fuck? What do I do with this? Yeah. And then also there's a.

there's a literal infant there's an infant there's an infant there's a beef with him yeah you're going to have beef with him and then and then after he goes i bet it won't be real though but he's also going to be there it is pretty crazy i probably wasn't even born yet i was born in 2006 dude i was still in school in 2006 yeah it is wild to think about i've been dating my girlfriend for almost nine years but we knew each other back in middle school so we had like classes and she's older than you right yeah but i was having the same conversation with her the other day if somebody were to walk into the the room because there was like four of us in this room and it was me her and two other people and this person was like two of you in this room are going to be like dating in the future for potentially forever like

how weird is that to think like is wild that is pretty crazy even if when we all met could you imagine knowing you had glasses yeah you had glasses yeah you You would have never been friends with me, man. I could have turned out. I look over at Ryan with the transitions. I go, they've got to be wrong. I'm sorry, because obviously I didn't know any of you guys at that age, but the only photos I've seen of you at a younger age has been them basically trolling on you.

So I've never seen a flattering photo of you. I don't think there was. I don't think they've all going to exist, dude. Ryan wiped the internet of photos of him with transitions on. I kind of regret that now. I think I have the self-confidence maybe to take a few jokes. Not too many, but a couple I could take at least. I wish you would have kept those up.

I know. I feel kind of bad to leading them now. Like, sometimes I go back and I want to see. They're pretty legendary, you know? It shows, like, how far you've came. Yeah, because like right now, as I am, it's not really that far along. You know, you're like, oh, yeah. You know, I mean, he's all right.

But, like, if you saw where I came from, you'd be like, wow, what an advancement. What a glow up, I think. is what they call it. Yeah, I mean, I can't say that, but you can. Thank you. What about Buzzcut Ken? That was fun. Can we talk about Buzzcut Ken when he had the lumberjack jacket?

All right, so this is Ken when he was trying to fuck Jake's girlfriend. Where was that at again, Ken? That might have been Paris. It was. Yeah, it was Paris. You literally knew. Where was that? That's Photoshop.

No, that's actually in Paris. They were on foreign exchange trip or something shit. You're holding an alligator. You were risky in your younger years. You know Ken used to race snowmills? A long time ago. Two times. Didn't go very far.

I don't know, Ken. I think that's an extreme fun fact that you guys share more. Oh, shit. You had a monster castle jacket. Oh, yeah. That's hard. Tucker Hibbert on. T.H.

special. Are these all still up on your face? I think you'd have to go. No, no. They're... David McKinney had that exact same jacket, and then he gave it to Cousin Joe. Yeah, that was a classic. That's a 500, I bet.

The first one was a 500. The second one was there. How did I know? No, they were, yeah, that was, that was a 500. That was a 500. Yeah, because I was, I don't even know how old it was back then. Dude, so, yeah, so Ken's brother Cody used to also race snowcross, but Cody was like kind of the original, like, us, like, always.

Sleeper, Ripper, working on sleds and putting motors and things that shouldn't be. So, like, I always remember walking into Ken's dad's shop and just being, like, so enthralled by, like, whatever projects. Cody had going on like it was always so sick yeah we're we would walk in and see his sled up on the table and the motors out and we're like you're putting an 800 in here and there there used to be a 500 in there we're like dude how are you doing that yeah he was yeah he was the the bees knees we he's just always ripping on sleds but the thing is even a couple years ago he hopped on one of our race sleds and i'm pretty sure he won his class it was probably like a 30 plus

vet class but he i think he won his class that yeah Yeah, Cody Mountain Hillcross. And he, like, I don't think he rode all year. He just hopped on a sled and killed it. What do you got over there, CJ? I was trying to find a picture of Ken with his ponytail. I'm kind of unflattering pictures of you dig it up now. I'm just trying to find some here.

No, Ken had a ponytail, like the vibes were so chill, bro. Yeah, dude, he was chill. So chill, dude. Like when you were on CBD. Yeah, you were wearing, like, cork. Yeah, dude, you had, like, uh, cork Janowski's on. And, like, a really... He's wearing Janowski's right now.

Yeah, yeah. He stayed. true to that, but the cork Janowski's an extra hard. Like, you get cork Corks soul? No, like the whole Janowski's... The whole shoe was cork. It was cork, yeah. Yeah, and then he wore him out in the rain one time and they... They fell apart. Yeah.

Yeah, Ken, and you were so zen-d-out on CBD. He's so zen. I am so glad I got rid of that. That was a weird phase. I'm trying to think if I've had any weird phases. I'm thinking about shaving my head again. I wouldn't. Going back to the buzz... It looks cool. I like it. I like it. I like the buzz cut, look. Like, okay, here's what I say about buzz cuts. Is that if you, like, I thought you looked great with it, do it while you can.

Thanks, buddy. Like, do it while you can. Do all you can, not while you have to. Your dad's got a shitload of hair, so you're fine. You could probably do it for as long as you want. But, like, and I thought you looked great too, but it's like, eventually for you, like, you're just transitioning to, like, staying bald if you can keep doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I think the same thing would happen to me. If I went buzz cut, it would be pretty thin. Yeah, I didn't mind it I mean, once I shaved my head I wasn't that worried about losing my hair anymore I was just like, well This is what it's gonna be like Yeah, if I can just make it to like

31, 32 Then I feel like I'll just get tattoos And I'll just get tattoos in a Harley Davidson And go bald And just roll around Bald bald Blasting rock music It looks fucking hard

You're gonna stay nice though, right? Yeah, look hard Alex be riding on the back And some leathers looking hot and I'm gonna be just fucking bald guy just ripping dude I'm trying to get

in shape maybe this year too emphasis on the maybe did one cold crunch yesterday did one cold punch Can you run Ben I can run Okay you can I can run yeah

I thought you had like an issue With your balls or something No I do I do So it hurts to run Not necessarily I thought there was some kind of issue With you running

You're nuts I don't know No I can still run I was actually at the start of the new year, you know, 2025. I was going to start working out again. And then I realized that the treadmill I brought down here, we. We're going to, bro, I guess I better just keep drinking beers. If you hopped on that chinty treadmill in the state you're in right now, it would just collapse.

Dude, that thing just looking at it, it would collapse. It would fold. It would fold if you tried running on that thing. If you had to lose weight before you hopped on the treadmill. Oh, my God. I'm only like fucking That treadmill was for like a fucking Chinese man I'm not that far off the charts

Wait, what is this a little bit off the charts What? So what? Why'd you call me a Chinese man? I said Chinese trap man Oh Chinese treadmill He was getting a treadmill all right Fucking remember Ken taking the food off of it

That was a tread meal Play that old. That's what killed it. That was a treadmill. If we can get another treadmill, I will run on it at least one day a week. I'd like to see you do, like, a fitness bet or some kind of thing like that with me. I think that's all it would take. Yeah, I know it would.

Because I have done it before. I was, like, much fatter than I am now. And I grinded for, like, six months, and I was pretty fucking dialed in. When was that? There's no doubt. Probably, like, 2018. It was, is that when you came up and you were strong, Evan? No, no, no, no.

That was already passed. It was, uh, trying to think now. So I probably really got into racing dirt bikes when I was 23. It was probably when I was like 24 when I just got super motivated that like, now I'm a dirt bike guy. And I was like getting laid off from work in the winter. So I had just a treadmill and like an eBay special like $120 bench press, little leg fucking some, weights in my basement went to town on it for like four months how many miles do you think you could run right now right now with my leg like this i don't know no no no clean leg healthy

like no shit not good not good i do think that maybe maybe the vapes have been getting to my lungs a little bit oh you think so possibly maybe one a day for the last five years i don't think i have much stamina however for me it just takes sometimes a switch just flips and you get motivated and for some reason i just haven't been i haven't had that i really do believe that you have that as well like i think if i made a bet with you and i was like hey like get down to this weight or like some kind of like we had to run this far at this date i guarantee you that you would do it because like you're motivated and you're also competitive. So I think, and you're also just like, you're a grinder, as you said.

Like, you would grind it out. If you just go back in our videos from when Evan first comes in, he's, like, much smaller. No, it definitely was. Like, much slimmer and, like, kind of jacked. Like, he was kind of, like, like, he walked around, like, with the arms kind of out a little bit. I don't know if I did that. He reminded me, like, of those thumbs. Oh, a tech, deck, dude?

Yeah. No, the thumbs and Spy Kids. It's five kids, thank you. Dude, I, like, so rapidly, like, over a few months in the winter. Like, I lost, like, 60 pounds in probably four months. Holy moly, buddy. How much you weigh right now? You don't mind me asking?

Right now, probably about a buck 85, buck 90. That's pretty good. You're a buck 85? That's pretty good. Really? But back then, I was flirting with 200, and I got down to 140. And me at 140 is, like, lean as fuck. Dude, my parents were asking my friends if I was on drugs because they, I swear to God,

and I've confronted them over this. I'm like, you see me. And all your friends said, yeah, of course he is. No, I'm like, you see me drinking all the time, being a fat fuck. No one bats and I. All of a sudden, I'm hitting the gym all the freaking time. I literally quit drinking, just smoked weed, worked my ass off, lose a shitload of weight. I'm in the best shape of my life.

And now you're like, oh, does he have a problem? Like, what's wrong with Evan? Whatever. Yeah, they were concerned about you. Yeah, they were literally concerned that, like, how did I do it? But it was like, the switch just flipped. It's like, I got motivated and I was like, I'm going to eat fucking chicken breasts and lettuce. And I'm going to work out twice a day.

And it just worked. And that's why anytime anybody says they're, like, struggling, I don't know, I can't lose weight. It's like, bro, it is not a full. fucking complicated equation. Eat good. Fucking put in the work and you lose weight. If you're not, you're just lazy.

Like, I'll admit it. Like, I'm not putting in the work. That's why I am the way I am. That's a good point. You can't argue that. Kind of got me fired up.

Dude, I want to start working out, I think. I just don't want to commit to it too hard. It's what sucks is like the first couple weeks you're going to lose. You can lose like 10 pounds in a week or two. No problem. Just straightening your shit out in a little water, whatever.

You kind of hit a lull. And then you might take another month or two, and then you really see the gains. Dude, I don't know what I mean? You get the quick gain, and then there's no gain, and then you get the real gains. I feel like Ben would probably, like, just kind of stay exactly at his same way, except he'd just exchange his flubber for muscle. So I was thinking of how to say that as you were saying it. That's exactly.

He just kind of trade it off. And then, like, after a little bit of timing, maybe gain, like, some, a few pounds of muscle. But, uh... What do you think, Dalton? I think you need to start working out. I think so, too. I think we need to go tonight. Oh, tonight?

Oh, I don't know about tonight. No, tonight. Perfect time, because then we'll hop on the flight. You'll rest up all day tomorrow. Tonight? Why don't you go to my morning? Oh, it's 9 o'clock right now. Yeah.

I can't wait till your metabolism slows down a little bit. Yeah. And you're welcome to the real world, buddy. Dude, when I was Dolphage, I used to do that, too. Just go to the gym in, like, midnight. and just like, I wouldn't go now because, like, I need to, like, go to bed. Throw your back out in the middle of the way. Yeah, I don't want to do that.

I want to be able to work out tomorrow, so, like. Yeah, I don't know if I could quite do your schedule, Dalton, but. Okay, tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning? Yeah. What time? I'll go. You leave here at 11?

You need to be on the road by 11. Let's go at, like, 7.30. That's too early. Yeah, why are we going so early? I'm not even going to pass gas. It's going. Are we all going? Ken?

I'll go. I'll go to Minneapolis tonight. Why? Because I have to get my passport fixed at eight tomorrow morning. You're going to Minneapolis tonight? What broke? What did you jam up? You had an appointment last week?

Apparently the one I, the passport I wanted to renew was voided because I reported it lost many, many years ago. And then that was the one that I actually had on hand, not the one that I got replaced. So I'm going at 8 a.m. tomorrow to get it redone. So that classic mixup. Well, don't. All right. I'll go with you tomorrow morning. But can that?

That reminds me also. We're going to Florida tomorrow, actually. Everyone had to get passports, or I guess. Dalton, Gavin, and Ken had to renew their passports. Are you kidding me, Evan? Evan, I've been talking to you about this every day for like three weeks. So he's not going to be able to go on to the island. Oh, I forgot.

Evan doesn't like water. The jet ski's not going to make it to the island. I say you're probably good. Yeah, so I'm fine. Our goal is to make it to the Bahamas. With this vehicle that we're purchasing down in Florida. You'll, you'll, you probably won't see it for a couple weeks, but, uh, yes, we're going down there. We're going to be filming with the R6 dirt bike, which we've already showed on our vehicle

tour, been in the works for a while, started building that thing in the fall, and then basically snow came, you know, still tuning, making sure it's running right. Might I add, it is, I don't know how good it's going to do on the dirt. It is the ultimate ice bike, is it? Yeah, yeah, you try. I would love to race it. I would love to take it to do that as well. And we can do that when we get back.

You know, it's just a little heavy, but yeah, it is Ripper. I was doing 130 miles an hour in third gear on the ice with the thing. Right. That's the thing is no dirt bike can go that fast. Yeah. But it's similar, I'm sure, somewhat. Obviously, the weight's different. But, yeah, so we're going to Florida.

We'll film the R6 video. And then we got this jet ski video, trying to make it to the Bahamas from Miami, which we don't even know if it's going to happen right now, just because we're talking with Jetsky Ryan, we call him, the guy with the typhoon, we've made a couple videos with him. To go from Florida to the Bahamas by jet ski is like pretty crazy from the way he's making it sound, but it's like very dependent on the weather because, I mean,

it can be some gnarly waves out there. If you're on a jet ski, you know, that's probably not going to work. Yeah, pretty much everyone that we've told the idea to is like, oh, yeah, no, that's not possible. You guys can't do that. I mean, it's 48 miles from Miami to, that's all it is. I thought it was a hundred. No, it's 48 miles from Miami to Bimini.

Like, Ryan and I did that on our jet skis on a Tuesday going around the lake in circles. Well, it's different in the lake to... Yeah, you're right. Ken, you didn't put 43 miles on your jet ski this whole last summer. No, not in the last decade, but... 2013, yeah. Well, back when just jet ski was his only form of transportation, I could say. No, that was like 2008.

Right before the stock market crash. Yeah, the housing market. But yeah, so that will be... pretty crazy. We've been talking about doing it for a while. So if we can do that, be pretty lit. Because you know it's in the Bahamas, Ev, right? No, honestly. Casinos.

No way. Yeah. We're going to a resort's world. I'm actually now excited for it. There's a bunch of casinos. I thought this Bahamas thing was stupid. I wanted to hang out in Miami. But now that I realize there's casinos in the Bahamas, let's run it.

It sucks. You don't have your passport. I do have my fucking passport. Idiot. But I don't No I do Dude I got a North Dakota license I better grab that no I think about I almost forgot

Yeah Mike actually You're gonna have to transfer all your vehicles I know And trust me It's a daunting task that's above me I'm like all right I got 47 vehicles I got a transfer over You're gonna have to get Steve in a different state

Should I just bought a house of Minnesota I have one I think there's a lot of drawbacks to living in North Dakota, but probably the only benefit would be the tax benefits. Right. Save pretty much money on everything. Yeah. Income, registering, everything.

Yeah, no, I wasn't stoked. I wasn't stoked to give up my, it was actually, you guys should have saw me. You probably would have laughed your asses off. So they give me, they print the ID out right at the DMV, and I get it. He goes, is that look good? I go, yep.

And then he, like, walks away. And I was kind of like, like, look at him. He comes back. What's wrong? And I'm like, can I get my minisies? ID back? And he's like, no, we keep that. And I was like, oh, I don't know why I was bummed about it, but I wanted my Minnesota ID because it felt like I was downgrading. Really? I'd be happy if I were you.

I am happy. Saving money left and right? Obviously, yeah. North Dakota is honestly a better state. To be a resident of. To be a resident of. So there's a lot of dudes that I know that race dirt bikes that will buy their dirt bikes in North Dakota for the tax. But if you want to register the dirt bike in Minnesota. You have to pay the sales tax. Yeah, it makes no difference. So it's a complete wash. But if you want to run unregistered vehicles, buy them in North Dakota.

Yep. I don't know if you can give that advice, Evan. Why? Legally? I mean, yeah. I don't know. They could Google that information. Are they going to arrest Google?

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