Life Wide Open with CboysTV - The Surprisingly High Cost of CboysTV Videos, Ryans Embarrassing Halloween Costumes, & A Song About our Ford Ranger

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

In today’s episode, the whole town dresses up like Ken for Halloween, then we go down memory lane and reveal Ryans embarrassing Halloween costumes. Ken disagrees but we think we made his merch warehouse more efficient. We dive into how much it REALLY costs to film a CboysTV video, and much more.  Check out Rick Duffs song at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxJUMSUc5GI Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Tackle your debt at https://www.pdsdebt.com/wideopen Get 15% off your order at https://www.huel.com with code WIDEOPEN15 Book your doctor appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why were there so many Ken Zorba's last night? Somebody booked me a Delta 1 flight next summer to South Africa. Ryan thought he was a mechanic. He told Big Wrenching Gavin that they could take the rest of the day off. This might be your worst Halloween cost. Oh, God. I don't think this wasn't even... Oh, my gosh.

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available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. What is that boy doing with the fucking hammer? Work, Evan. He doesn't. He's pretending to be a construction worker. No, no, no. Don't do that, too. Halloween is over. He was going to hang some new signage. Halloween is

over, Ev, but you're still wearing those shoes. Yeah, put them up on the table. What are you going hunting? Yeah, they're a little loud, but are they not Super sick. Bro, I think Evan, besides for one pair of shoes in the last five years, he only wears purple, red, orange, bright-colored shoes. But yet, when I wear my white huck boots,

he calls those Cheeto. They're white. They're super Cheetah, little ankle rubber boots. They're like terrible. What's not Cheeto about neon orange D.C. Oh, these are built for performance. Yeah, what are you doing them? It looks like it.

Not kickflips. What do I do? Literally any, you can't. I want you can't skate in them though I definitely could skate in the we want to scuff them it's made specially for kickflips oh you had to buy the specific shoes for the kickflips then you're trying to challenge Evan do a game of skate it'd be pretty even Evans from skateboarding for the last 18 years of his life dude we did have a heater match of a scoot the other day me Mike and Nick

oh yeah and guess who won Mike fuck no he can't scooter are you kidding me but that's not true because remember when you guys were trying to do the 360 to the tail whip to the bar spin, I was the only one that could do it. So I Ken Scooter, but anyway, I did lose. Yeah, so we built a skate park in Ken's new merch bay. You guys will be seeing it in one of the upcoming videos. Two weeks from now.

But it's basically like the best thing ever, and everyone absolutely loves it. Ken, everyone. You love it too. No. You didn't buy a pair of blake. It's kind of just like in the way. It like isn't though. We really looked at it.

We were talking with Nick. You can literally fully function, short of like getting the pallet pallet jack into like two shelves like you could run the entire merp operation as is you are wildly delusional if you think that bro everything is still in there can i think you're wildly i think ken's wildly wildly delusional the only thing the ramps are in front of is overflow extra stuff and all my sweatshirts because all your sweatshirts we have we have more sweatshirts coming in there's two boxes that aren't covered up ken moving the ramps i just think it's probably only fair after like how much extra room you took up in here we get to use some of your merch bay like

we built this giant warehouse and like you're the only one who gets to be in it yeah seems solid yeah sorry i'm trying to improve efficiency in operation well you need to just start skating yeah think how much more efficient you could be if you had little wheels you could drop in be picking shirts picking sweatshirt hats you'd be moving much faster than walking or running i don't know if you're really a runner skating you're basically just standing on the board. Oh, my gosh. Dude, okay, so I saw this Instagram reel. These guys have kind of like an Overlander workshop to build Tacoma's and stuff.

But anyway, they made this joke video of all of their workers wearing Healy's. And they're like, the efficiencies off the charts. They're like, they made, it looked like a legitimate Heelies ad. And then they sold and had so many requests for Heelies that they called Heelies. And they're like, yo, we just sold like a thousand pairs of your shoes. We're going to need a brand. deal right now like they just made it as a joke but everyone like actually was working very efficiently because they're just cruising around the shop i started getting those like healy or i saw it on

instagram i was like damn it now i'm getting served heli ads but it wasn't even it no i know i know i just thought that was funny like you really could work really efficiently in the merch bay with helies on you got to wonder how successful helies is in today's age you know 2024 obviously the big boom had to been 2003. Is that when they came out? When did healy's come out? Can we find that out? Like, how long have they been in business? Because honestly, they've kind of stood the test of time for what they are. I want to say I got a pair of helies and what, 2005? Man, Ken, I would have loved to see you healing. I don't think they were ever overly popular. They've always just stayed relevant. They were always such a hassle

to wear because they were so heavy and clunky. And generally, like, for me, I'd only get one pair shoes. So I was like, you want heilies? Well, what are you going to wear a gym? Oh, I can wear them. They're just fine, but they're heavier and shit. You're just classic bottom. You got the wheels in your pocket. I remember like when I got helies, they made me take the wheels out at school. Yeah. Oh, this is too dangerous. We can't have this giant teenager. Dude, they were protecting you. They were protecting you. We just walked down the front door, pop the wheels back in and you're good to go. The first helies were released in 2000. Okay. Dude, it was kind of like soap. See when soaps came

out which one was first their popularity declined after 2009 soaps from the 90s are right helis were kind of like e-bikes now you know how like e-bikes are taking a hit because kids are like riding them around they're like doing wheelies i remember even in the mall if you wore healy's they'd be like yeah i don't do that man and i'm like what this probably comes a surprise to nobody but my mom wouldn't let me have helies she knew i wasn't coordinated enough for them really i have a video to show you guys of the last time i e-lead oh my gosh this was so funny uh airport one Who took this? Me or Ken?

How do I get on there? You got to go to Samsung 55-inch crystal U-H-D-TV. All right. Well, I'm about to surf this TV if you don't get to figure it out. That old bit never made it. All right. That was a stupid. You're a stupid bit.

You dumb bit? You dumb bit. Oh, my gosh. He's healing. Nice mass. He wipes out into the freaking wall. This was in 2020, hence the mess. masks is when we were flying to pick up our very first fake Lamborghini.

Yeah, so I had this great idea that I should just bring Healy's to the airport, right? Or wear Healy's through the airport. Honestly, I was just like cooking and I was focusing on the video and the classic Healy's, my wheels got stuck right at the bottom. You can see like the little metal grate there. And I just face planted. Nothing in like that the bridge is like very structurally sound. so like when I hit the wall

the whole thing it was like started shaking and like you can't imagine how loud it was and it was like backed up traffic in there everyone turned around

and looked at me as I'm on the ground and my wheels are like still probably turning your little heels yeah it was pretty fun so that was the last time I wore heelies

oh no no I wore them on the when we had the treadmill remember that that was fun sounds like you fell then too silly I did well enough about healy's uh you guys tell me why were there so many kens ed zorba's last night like you missed

you missed out on a great time it was Halloween dude I I promised Sydney that I come into town because like our streets a big trick-or-treating street guess how many trick-or-treating street guess how many trick-or-treaters we had 300 no but 175 whoa I was gonna guess like 42 yeah it was a lot of kids dude it was just like one after another I'm glad I bought like I money mic the candy I bought a lot of candy full size big ones no I should have done that but I was just like dumping oh just Really? Yeah, like, take it all. You know, they're going to be back next year.

Yeah. So I did, but I remember that. But by the time that you guys surprised Ken with the Ken's, I was like, oh, dang. Like I would, I would have missed it. Well, here's a deal. I mean, we all thought about what we wanted to be for Halloween, wanted to dress up as our favorite YouTuber. Turns out the whole town did too. It was very weird walking into the local restaurant and seeing just everyone is wearing the exact same thing.

Looking right at you. So we got a custom cowboy hat, no Ken Dundee. shirts we got fake beards we got black cowboy hats black jeans cowboy boots if you have them yeah it was a full ken fit it was so funny the only thing ken has said is it was very weird it was it's the only thing he said about it the entire time but it was funny right what do you mean weird funny but once he got liquored up though he bought the whole bar a drink he bought everyone a shot a yag shot with red bull in it so that's pretty good like those are expensive how much was the bill. Just guess how much the bar tab was

2,000. Not even close. Yeah, I was like what? $700. It was like $260. Oh, that's nothing. You must have your 10 points. It was like 30 shots. If you buy five shots half the time, it's $100. Yeah. You must have gotten a bulk discount. $1.00 a shot. I mean, I mean, if you're

top shelf, homie, I love it, but I mean, I'm going to hang out with this. I don't know. I'm for sure about 105 shots. They want to get rid of the liquor. What the hell is wrong? He was giving a deal probably to you. That's what happened is you got a deal. That's pretty awesome. 200 bucks. Everyone got a shot. So Ken was reciprocating. The other Ken's tab.

They mistook Ken for another Ken. Some other guys like, $2,000. They're like, yeah, you're Ken Matthews, right? No, I dressed up as him. Takes the beard. Oh, shit. We have a problem. He already left.

I, myself, was also dressed up as Ken as the rest of the guys here. Did you guys have any moms just, like, clinging to you? A lot. Yeah, a mom came up to me and was like talking to me like, she knew me. I was like, do I know you? And she's like, yeah, remember we met this son. over around the corner there and I was like uh you got the wrong guy she's like you don't I was like no I don't I was like I'm not Ken I kind of the same thing like yeah this girl

walked home was like oh it's so good to see you like I miss you you should call me yeah she was like we haven't talked in so long and then I was like do I play it off as Ken and go oh I'm sorry I just get so many fake phone prank phone calls I never answer them and I then I just had to come clean I was like I'm sorry I'm not him I just love when you guys would point at someone else who wasn't Ken, but looked like Ken, and then said, that's the Ken you're looking for. Yeah, so who is this lady, Ken? So this mom was real confused. She obviously has a pass with you.

She's trying to figure out which Ken is Ken. She goes, that's Ken? And then she starts talking to me as if I'm Ken. She goes, hey, you remember Dylan from this summer? That's my son or our son. Did she say, our son? This is Little Dylan. He's already got a beard.

Ken's like, that's not my kid. You guys aren't lake people, so you wouldn't know her, but she's, she's on the lake. Okay. And then our buddy Gavin was at the bar, and there was this other, in Colorado. This guy looks so much like Ken, dude. This other guy dressed up as Ken. Look at his, his smile when he gets this smile right here. That's the most Ken face I've ever, like, I'm tripping out, dude, just looking at you.

The only thing not Ken about him was when Gavin goes, to say hi, I'm Ken. He goes, hey, I'm Ken. I'm kind of Southern. And we're like, well, it's something about the way Ken looks. but he's got more doppelgangers out there than anyone else. And I'll get tagged in at least one Ken look alike a week. On Instagram or just sent it like over text and like, hey, look at this guy. Doesn't he look like Ken?

I'm just like, man, there's a lot of Ken's out there. Yeah, but anyway, so back to what really matters. Oh, no, Ryan. Dude, I hate myself. I thought I was so cool. I was a sophomore in college, you know? You think you're cool back then. Turns out you look.

There's no fucking way you thought. you were cool when you looked in the mirror. Yep, I look like a really... The fact that I'm leaning on Justin makes us look like gay strippers. Bro, there's another one, though, of you and Mike. Yeah, hey, pop up the one of you and Mike. I don't know if I want to.

I think it's just going to say 404 file not found, my dude. You got it, there it is. This is why I delete all the pictures of me. Yep, there it is. That's when I thought I looked cool. I'm confused. So, Ryan... Were you guys...

What is going on there, bro? Zoom in on that. I don't know if we can. Dude, Ryan, the crazy part is we were friends with you and we didn't stop you from going out in public like this. I don't think we were with them. I was left unsupervised at college. It's so bad.

This is like, see what I'm glad? You guys look like you're a couple there. Yeah, it's bad. This is why I'm glad that you guys made fun of me. So I don't do things like this anymore. That's super. Like, find some good friends that will make fun of you so you don't look like an idiot continuously.

Why do you wear glasses to a hall of? Halloween party. I did my pride didn't have context. Maybe he wanted to see. You can see. You can see. I don't know contacts. This is why Ryan's journey.

Ryan's journey has been amazing because you're an advocate for LASIC because you got LASIC. But anyway, Ryan would wear you, he would wear his contacts. You're right. And hey, I sleep in my contacts sometimes. It's not good for you. But if you do it day in and day out like Ryan did, he, you had your, uh, just a nasty, nasty, whatever.

You get like an infection in your eye. Obviously it's not pink eye, but like your eye was just F. So you had to wear glasses and you were bombed. You're like, dude. And then you would wear glasses for two weeks. And then you would just start the cycle over again. Yeah. No, I wouldn't take my contacts out for like,

they were monthly contacts and I would take them out when I put new contacts in a month later. Dude, that is so bad for your eyes. Probably. But they never hurt until I got like the infection thing, which always happened when I started taking them out. Like when I started messing with them. It doesn't hurt or anything until your eye gets rotten. I remember reading about that.

It like shields you from whatever is going on your eye. You take it out and then your eyes like, oh, fudge. Yeah, it's like having a Band-Aid on and then, like, your eye gets all weak underneath. My eyes are, like, getting sensitive, just thinking about it. Yeah, I got a picture of Mike I'm looking for here. Do you guys remember when Mike had pink eye? Yeah, that's when you guys came up and gave me a shopping cart. Yes, classic, dude.

Mike fell down, Mike fell down the stairs. Bro, double pink-eyed up. That's not real, but I don't know if you remember that, Mike. I fell down the stairs. Bro, yeah. Like a long set of basement stairs, like longer than normal, hard wood. And piled up in the bottom like a broken lawn chair. Because I couldn't see.

Or what is this? Why is you lost your balance. I got to find this pink eye mic pick. Dude, it's crazy that you can like scroll through your camera roll on the television screen. I could not do that. No, these are all. Yeah, my life's a little more boring than yours, Evan. Okay.

Yeah, here we go. I'm getting around. Oh, here we go. I got it, I got it. Oh, my gosh. Who's ready? Who's ready for it? Bro, Michael.

That was tough. Dude, check with that KTM in the back. This one was mine, Ryan. Holy shit, you guys. What were you doing to get that pink eye? Well, I think we know. I think we know. Swipe back to the picture of them together.

Oh, dude. Man, everybody's had a little bit of eye issues. You got big cat. Oh, man. Bro, Mike, that one was tough. I remember we were parading you around Duluth, too. I do like the Ron Diaz. You guys were running there.

Classic high school beverage. I love Ron Diaz. I mean, obviously. What was it? Edward Ron Hans? Yeah, Jake and I. You can tape a Ron bottle to your hand? That's like, yeah, that's messed up.

We did it like three nights. Yeah, you do that on Friday. You're not going to where until, like, Monday. I don't care if I don't leave this chair until Monday. Ryan, I got. I'm not to say this might be your worst Halloween cost. Oh, God. I don't know if this wasn't even normal.

Oh, my God. It can't get better and or slash. It wasn't even hard. No. I'm leaving. Dang. Oh, great. No,

it's horny. Ah. Darn it. What were you doing? Uh, not sure. Not sure. No, we need an explanation. The most disturbing part is, that's at Dave.

That's what I thought. It's a Jake's dad's, yeah. Who's close with this? You got a little holster here, Kenna. Ryan photos that you've been holding out. Got a fucking revolver loaded back there. Justin's laughing over here. It just searches by face and it just knows.

Man, I kind of want to try this. Oh, here's another one. Okay, that one's a little, it's pretty bad, but I'm just college fat. I would say that. I probably drank 40. That's probably the least. I probably drink 42. Push lights that weekend.

Ryan, you haven't been that thin in years. I know. That was the least disturbing one. Yeah, for sure. That was fine. So I never tried to, like, question your guys' pranks, but I was looking at my Delta app last night. Are you sending me to South Africa? How do you know that?

Somebody booked me a Delta one flight next summer to South Africa. $294 days until check-in. Holy, that's about as legit as it gets. We have a flight number. We have an itinerary. Well, Ken, you always find a way to just spoil a good vid, huh? I was like, this can't be them. Pack your bags, buddy.

You only got 294 days to get ready. What's your question? Is it real or did my Delta get hacked? Let's just say it got hacked. Just make sure you keep that week clear. Is that why you text? us in the group chat and said, hey, I haven't been left out of any scheduling plans, but what do we have going on at the end of August 2025?

Yeah, that's exactly what it was. We just wanted to send you to the home grounds of where Elon Musk was raised. All I got to say, Ken, is pack your GoPro. Get a couple extra batteries. Also, a person I have no idea who they are. You're traveling with a person? Yeah, no idea who this person is. What's his name?

Randy. Cormrod Oh Merriam Oh my God This is insane That's not the guy That we rode

Fucking motorcycles with Is it? No, that was Nerman. Oh I looked it up That's only a $9,000 flight.

Holy crap Only as you Just do is say thank you. Thanks. It's almost a 24-hour flight. It's 21. Do we want to investigate this? Like,

Me and CJ's revenge. We put Ken on a flight. with no reclining seat next to the bathroom, which is where he puts us every time. And we send him on a 21-hour flight, and then when he gets there, he has to hop back out of. You can't change your seat.

You can't change your seat. Like I called Delton, they're like, yep, it's legit. Yeah, it is legit. It's paid for. He's going by himself. I don't have to go with him, but. No, he's got a GoPro. Well, your name's not Miriam.

Oh, you're Miriam? Okay, what the fuck's going on? Yeah, I think. I'm trying to, like, feed in, I'm trying to, like, $9,000 flight for Ken. I'll be a Miriam. I want to go to South Africa if you ask me. I want to go to South Africa with a freaking GoPro. Mike, it's not funny.

I know, but the problem is you want to go to South Africa? No, that's the issue, Mike. They got casinos in South Africa? They do, yeah. Oh, so you're good. Rich was just in South Africa and he had time. Believe me. He ain't going anywhere that there's casinos.

Staying in a hut. What you need is, like, well, bug nets. That's one thing I'll tell you. Our buddy, Rich, built some tracks in South Africa. And, yeah, you got ripped off like $30,000 or something. It was like, yeah, $22,000 that they just didn't pay him. But luckily, his stay there was cheap, but still, like, you know, he's like, I'm able to get, like, a hotel by the beach for five nights for, like, you know, $400 total. But he said he won gambling there, too.

So not a total loss, but. Oh, yeah, that's, it's just interesting. You know, the exchange rate, he, dude, he just, like, he calls. me like every other day it has just great stories and he's like dude i was like betting you know in equivalent for me like five dollars a bet and then i won probably five thousand dollars and people were flocking to me like i was dan bilzerian just some high roller and i was like wow that's pretty cool that's how cj fit feels when his prize picks hit i haven't really hit on like a big one yet yeah yeah i've really gotten into sports betting lately actually like i really enjoy it

so alex was just calling it fantasy but it was actually no it's just like So, like, in Minnesota, you can just do pick six. So, like, there's many different apps that you can play it on, so I'm not going to shout them out. It's honestly super addicting, but it's super fun. And you don't have to bet that much money to win a lot. And it just makes any game super interesting. Like, last night, I was just glued to the TV because, like, I could have won two, I could

have won two grand, you know? Really? Yeah, you know. Would you have to bet to? You can do different things, like, the harder and the more unlikely that the bet is going to hit. the bigger the payout. So you could bet less and still have a large payout. Like a $50.

I had $100. $100 to pay. Yeah. I've had some that were like $100 for like $32, $3,200. Our buddy Jake has also gotten into sports betting. And he's been like firing and win in. And it's hard to say with that kid because you know he's not telling us about the losses. Like anyone.

Nobody ever does. Yeah. He just texted us the other day and sends us a screenshot of a 5K bet in the payout was like three. $355,000. And he goes, who wants to go in on this with me? Could you imagine actually? That'd be crazy. Yeah, that'd be insane.

Like, that's life changing money right there. What the hell is a parlay? Multiple bets. So you got to be literally anything. So like one could be the Vikings win and the Patriots win. And then like stack them together and, you know, whatever the odds add up to be, like it can be ridiculous. It could be anything.

It's like, who wins the coin toss in football? And then it'll be like a soccer game. Yeah. It could be multiple stories. I think like how many bathroom breaks is Drew Brees taken during halftime? Literally anything. I think, uh, you should get into sports betting, Evan. I play a little bit of draft kings, but I just do the fantasy one.

Maybe it's just because I'm getting older, but dude, sports betting is becoming wildly popular. Yeah. Well, it's because of these apps, dude. And it's honestly, it is a little dangerous. It's so freaking easy to add money and just bet. It's not like putting a hundred bucks down on a blackjack hand. where you're like, okay, 100 bucks.

And they do these, like, bonuses. I've been playing off of like two, three hundred bucks just going up and down for a while just because I bet like $100 hands. You get a little bonus payouts and shit. It makes it pretty easy to just keep going. That's what I always try to do is find the ones where it's like you get your money back. Yeah. But I was talking with a buddy last night and he made a good point.

He goes, what happens if you win? You bet $25, you win $80, $100? He goes, you pull that money out. And I go, no. It's going to keep playing. He goes, that's how they get you up. Yeah, exactly. definitely fun definitely could be a problem though you gotta be careful that's for sure they really have in the last

what five 10 years made sports betting so much more accessible to so many people yeah yeah like every thing every pregame is sponsored by a different company and stuff like that it's a full-on business i mean there's so many different apps being made obviously jake paul made his better i'm pretty sure that there is a channel that is just dedicated to fantasy i feel like there's got to be multiple yeah people just so into it. They're like a 24 around the schedule. Oh, I taught TV.

Oh, got it. I don't know what I meant to. Not a YouTube channel. No, no. Like, yeah, just like a sports center, but they're literally just going through the fantasy points and shit. Back in the day, I used to hate the fall when I would be in high school because like the lunch table

would just be overrun with fantasy football. I never gave a shit about it. And everybody was all anybody would talk about. I'm like, damn, can we talk about anything else? Like politics now. Oh, great. Yeah, I mean, if people are talking about politics, I'm like, see ya. So why is it that sports betting isn't legal in Minnesota?

Because in Minnesota, gambling is basically exclusively run by the Native American tribes. They just aren't on the same page with each other. Yeah, to be a sovereign nation. It's weird how you can do the pick six, though. Legitimately does make any sense to me. It seems to me that they would be able to make more money with it. But like pull tabs and e-tabs paid off the U.S. Bank Stadium, 21 years early.

Oh my gosh. Because how many millions of dollars were generated off of pole tabs and e-tabs in Minnesota. So they want to keep it. 600 million in one year. So they want to keep it in Minnesota with scratch-offs, with the pull tabs, with the stuff that's like super traceable back to the state. I mean, if you're going to put it towards stuff like that, I mean, I'm all for it.

That's, I did not know that. I mean, that stadium was like over a bill. Yeah, I think so. I think it might also, like, affect casino gambling because if you're getting the sports betting itch in, You're probably not going to go to the casino, too. Yeah. No, I agree.

I agree. Like, it's been really scratching an itch for me. It's been, it's just been fun. I know, but no, I agree. It has got out of hand. Like, my little cousin, he's seven. He's on his Nintendo DS sports betting. How is that?

Yeah. Really? Really. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. I don't know.

You just said it's so convincing. I was like, holy shit, it is getting out of hand. He's on, like, Nintendo DS chat, you know? And he's just using, like, coins somehow. Yeah. He's got 70. We were talking about this at lunch yesterday, and Big Ranch was like, yeah, my son is, like, so into sports. He knows everything about every team and every, like, category of sports, right?

He plays fantasy with fake money. And it's just, like, wildly successful at it. So we're like, oh, Big Ranch, why don't you, like, give him a thousand bucks and see what he could do with it? He said his wife wouldn't let him. Makes sense. It's a great idea. Did you see the Steve Hamilton's kid? I did see that.

I did see that, yeah. Yeah. class where you bet or yeah like a mock uh stock trading class and he's just blowing him out of the water everybody else is either negative or maybe has like a couple hundred grand and steve steve's kid is at like many million like he's like absolutely blowing everybody out of the water i was like yo does does he do trading for people because i want in that's funny yeah me and gretta were just talking the other day and she was like tweaking because she couldn't get into her like bank account or something like that like a high yield savings account and she puts like some money in there

and she couldn't get into it. She was freaking out. She was like, I just need to know, like, how much money is in there. I was like, well,

are you like trying to pull it out? And she was like, no. And I was like, well, it's probably about like, just a tiny bit more than what you put in there.

She was like, oh, you don't think it went anywhere? I was like, where the fuck is it going to go? It's a savings account, essentially. It's like a 4% savings account.

Yeah. You logged in, put it all on prize picks. No, babe, it's there. I swear, it'll be back soon.

I just got a hit. Some people just have like no risk appetite though. Like financial advisors will be like, what's your risk appetite? You're like, oh, extremely high or moderate or like none, right?

And every time I tell them, I'm just like, look, I'd rather have you like maybe do something a little bit more aggressive than like in 20 years. If I gave you $10,000, it'll be worth $12,000. Like you're going to lose that damn near to do inflation, right?

Yeah. But like so many people are just like, insanely conservative about it there's a level of five you know from safest to most aggressive and i think you should be at middle or above because like what's the point you're right yeah and it's also dependent on your situation like if you're closer retirement i assume you would want to risk less but right now with minimal invested you're like okay well let's fucking do something cool here high risk high reward but that's also like what we do every single day how much money we put into a video and then you better hope that shit hits works out yeah lately yeah what do you think to

average cost of making a YouTube video is we could probably for us or for a normal maybe not off the top of our heads but we could probably put that into a number if we like you know sat down and oh we are sitting down right now it's so hard because some videos cost multiple 100,000 and then you're just hoping to get it back over the course of like years but it's tough to put the drift track into one video like you can you totally can but yeah it's like some videos truly like cost us nothing rarely rarely rarely Maybe like one a year. And then some videos, all three banger bits are like extremely expensive.

And then, yeah, if you chalk up the drift track and... Well, I'd say 40 to 60 grand on average if you were to like level it out. Space it out. That was what I kind of had in my head. The video that I hit the tree in the unicorn, granted, you can already say that it's been paid for, I guess, in like previous videos or used in other videos. But that video got demonetized and it made no money. So there's that.

Yeah. And the unicorn got totaled. That's actually the biggest hit. We're still trying to recoup on the hoonicorn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The unicorns still. That would have got us closer to maybe even, but instead, it was just a loss. Overall, we're like, what the frick.

Why did it? Because we were riding on the roof of the pizza ramps. That's what it was. It was a dangerous activity that is easily replicated. That's why they didn't like that. Hall and dirt bikes up under the roof. That's really easy. Well, that's where they didn't like.

Like, you can drift on the track and hit a track. tree but it's like it's like you're on a drift track he's a professional this is what you do he is technically a professional you don't have to be good to be a professional yeah there's just paid to do it and keep in mind i'm laughing as a uh a non-professional i've been calling myself an am am drifter which is an amateur amateur there's am pro or pro am or whatever and there's pro just am am am that's what you are that works yeah yeah am am actually my bios are all amateur professionals i love it or amateur professional all right so the other day i was uh at that baby jake concert he uh sing cigarettes on patios among many other good songs went there it was

super fun super small there's like 50 people there so it was like really fun we got to meet him at the end hang out tell him about the channel ask if we can use his songs on the channel which would be cool so we'll get into that but you know if you see it whatever they always say yes i know right and then they claim it and then i even until it gets claimed and then they go silent yeah no and then we were chatting and i was like no no you need he's like yep these ones on this album all free game I was like, no, I'm going to need a white list of our channel. But anyway, that's not the point. He gave me a vinyl, and he signs it, and I'm, like, stoked

because it's cool getting a vinyl from someone that you listen to, and they sign it, and, like, it means a lot more. And then we go to Cowboy Jacks. I'm, like, pretty tuned up chatting to a bunch of people. I, like, set it right next to me, randomly, but I'm, like, outside on the patio, and I set it in this planter. But it's, like, right here. I don't leave.

I'm just chatting with a couple homie. they move out and other guys say hi other people say hi and then i like look over i'm like no records gone and then i like start freaking out like kind of weird i was like i don't know i just being weird and i'm like dude my record's gone i got to go i like run run around i'm like somebody's got it they just took it i know it i like run outside see this one dude i know he's like what up and then i'm like dude somebody stole my record i'm so pissed off right now and then this girl in their group goes was that best one and pulls it out.

What? And then I said some nasty things to her. Really? What did you say? Yeah. I was just like, you thieving bitch. Oh,

whoa. And then she's like, whoa, and puts it back. Yeah, I was like, that's my record and you stole it.

And then I'm, you know, I just like, point fingers. Jeez. Did you kenner? Yeah. Yeah.

You don't just take someone's record. Well, what a bitch though. And you scratch. That's my CD. Dude, that's totally warranted. That's totally warranted.

One, I do agree, but two, good on her for pulling it out, but also, like, very stupid. She could have just been like this and been like, oh my God, this is going to be really awkward. Maybe she thought someone just left it there since it was sitting in a bush. It could be, but keep in mind, like, I didn't leave. It was there, and my jacket was there, too. But just the record was taken. So, um, didn't want your jacket on. Anyway, she's like, what are you going to give me for it?

And then I was like, nothing, you stole it. And I just grabbed it back and I was like storm back inside. I was like, and then I was just stoked that I got it back. Because like all she had to do is literally not show me that she stole it. Why do you like record so much? I see you always are buying more. I think it's like I don't have a true reason. I'm not like, it's superior.

It sounds better. We don't even have the right setup to like say the whole like deep sound thing because we use like the digital wire stuff. It's like not a real record player. Yeah, I mean, like the old school guys that would, you know what I mean? You have to have the true old school setup to like hear the depth. Yeah, but no, it's not, it's not any better. It's just fun like listening to an album front to back and going like, I really like that versus just like randomly.

Yeah, picking a song. Especially lately with podcasts, I just, I'm like, dude, I don't even really, I'm not even passionate about music anymore. So I don't know. The artwork's really cool though, too, like. You get posters in there and like, especially when it's signed. It's pretty badass that they still make records, yeah. And it is kind of cool. Like if you're hanging around your house, you, like, put on the baby Jake record.

You set the little record thing behind it and let it play. Super fun. I think it makes it, like, more of an experience because it's like you're physically doing something. It's kind of a pain in the ass to skip songs. Right. Exactly. It's more of a thing. Yeah, so I don't know.

I just thought that was kind of funny. Who do you think ended up with your Rick and Morty painting? I don't know. Somebody started. I bought this one of one Rick and Morty painting in Vegas. And then Evan and I are just strolling. around Fremont and then I'm like hey where's that painting at I think it was like a roulette table or slot machine whatever we were doing you set it just to the side dude I love that normally I do

it with just like uh you know I'm a bird I like have a leftover Dave's chicken sandwich and I put it next to the blackjack table I'm like oh that's gone shout out Dave's hot chicken I don't know though Mike it's hard to say if you're getting them stolen from you or just leaving them behind. Didn't you leave your phone at the bar last weekend? Yeah. Yeah, Ken stole it. But it's hard to say if Ken stole it or just took it. And in my opinion, he just took it and gave it to me. You left it. And one of the bartenders came running up to me. Hey, Mike left his phone. I'm always taking care of. What did you say that you were functioning like a PS2 server that night when you got home? Yeah. Oh, that's when he

fell asleep in the chili bowl. Uh, yeah. Just shoveling coleslaw into my mouth. And then Evan's like, What are you doing? And I was like, I'm like a PS2 server right now. Is that even mean? I don't know. I was being funny, but like, I still don't know. Got to fight with the microwave. You also left your wallet behind in the merch barn like three days ago.

That I was aware of and that was, yeah, that was Wednesday night. Do you air tag that wallet? Yes. Okay. So it's never truly lost. I knew it was in there. I really appreciate Ken telling me that it was in there, but I did know it was in there. Speaking of music, I was listening to a song, and this guy wrote this song about Ford Rangers.

His name's Rick Duff. And I believe it's on the Canadian version of, Oh, wow. Is this America's got, or, well, Canada's got talent or is it the voice with the exes? Canadian's got talent. My four-ranger got everything I need. No, I ain't talking about that speed. Well, baby, she's getting drunk on that gasoline.

My four-ranger hosts me glad to see. It's really good. Cheeto. Two wheels Six wheels You didn't hear it My full ranger got Everything I need no

I ain't talking about that speed Oh baby she's getting drunk On that gasoline My full ranger Hops to feel I can see what's This but theirs I come to say Wait wait what

Are you fucking listen to the song? I can't hear a word in serious I can't either Shut up He named dropped us Can you put volume on the TV? Yeah, it is. It's all the way up.

What, dude? That's so sick. Can I get this song? But I also love that he wrote this about a Ford Ranger. Yeah, I mean, fucking brilliant song. I love it. I love it too. Brilliant.

You didn't get the X, so that's good, right? Yeah, people seem stoked, dude. It's like a concert in there. Damn, that's sick. He needs to come to Wee Fest and then we need to pull. Who's this guy? Damn. Rick Duff.

That's dope, dude. That was cool. We got name drop because of the Ford Ranger. On Canada's Got Talent. That's sick. Those people got to be so fucking confused. Why is he talking about six wheels on a Ranger? What's this guy doing?

That song was straight up written about our Ford Ranger. I know. There's no other Ford Ranger that has a Cummins Motor and Six Wheels. That was awesome. It's called Ford Ranger by Rick Duff. We'll link it down below. I'm putting that at the top of the playlist for the weekend. Mike, he might send you a vinyl.

Let's do it. We should get a full-sized Ford Ranger. Full-sized Ford Ranger, question mark? Old one. Yeah, like that buddy's truck at the truck pole? That was a Ford Ranger. You're right, you're right. And those were...

They didn't used to be a little toy truck. Yeah, what happened with Ford Rangers, man? They were full-size, and then they just kept getting littler. Imagine they did that to a Silverado. What would you do? It would be tough to see. I would call it an S-10. Okay, what changed?

That's tough because, like, S-10s are still cool, but, They aren't. Yeah, but what if they shrunk your Silverado? I mean, I don't want a smaller truck just because I'm small. You don't need the extra space. Or it's a Colorado. I don't know. They make it.

So why don't you like GMCs? Isn't it the same thing pretty much? No, no, no, it is. It is. Honestly, I mean, it is. It's just as good as a Chevy, except for it's just a little more pavement princess. You know, it's, you know, for guys that wear, like, bedazzled jeans and listen to Luke Ryan or something. I don't know what they do.

And you know what I'm cool. For an argument, is that a country guy? Is Luke Ryan a good guy? For an argument, you know what I am cool for, at least for trucks and stuff? Like, you'd be like, hey, what's your deal with GMC? And you could just be like, it's so close, but it's not a Chevy. That to me is a valid argument. Yeah, but like, technically it's just a nicer Chevy of the GMC.

Good question. I'm sure the Chevy. I think Chevy. But isn't it just the same truck? It is, but nice. Made by the same people. But GMC is like higher end. Yeah, it's like the pretty boy version of a Chevy.

Yeah, pavement princess, a little fancier. Don't get as much. dust on it. I wonder what GMC stands for. Oh, man, I really want to say it, but I don't think I can. Yeah, you can say it. Oh, yeah, it's a gay man Chevy.

I have a really good recipe named GMC, Glizzy Mac and Cheese. Damn it, dude, we almost had it. We almost had it. I didn't say hot dogs. You're right. Oh, now you did. Yeah.

Was he trying to go a whole podcast without saying hot dog? We're trying to, we're just trying to go over one. I don't think we have gone on. We haven't since hot dogs. I don't even like hot dogs, but glizzies. What do you think about it? but GMC, CJ. I think they're fine.

I think Chevys are fine. I like Dodge. I like Ford Raptors, obviously, the best. But, yeah, that's just my two cents on it. I guess I don't really partake in the whole truck, like, Ford versus Chevy or Dodge versus GMC or Chevy or whatever, you know, they're all pretty good, you know, honestly. And we've owned one of every brand. Actually, we've never had a GMC.

They all have their own quirks. You can get a lemon in any vehicle. Any brand? It might suck, it might be great. I don't know. They all did the job, and they all ripped. They just get a little better every year. Do they actually get better, though?

I think so. They peaked in like 0-3. Yeah, I guess it's tough. Like, I think they get more bells and whistles that makes me think they get better. Like, because I think I agree with you. And sometimes those bells and whistles make it more of a pain in the blood. I do worry about it. I worry about all those electronics in 25 years.

Yeah, I agree with that. They're not, they're probably not going to age very well. Just like on humans. there's no way to truly know the effect until you go 25 years down the road. Like it's basically like having a phone in your car. But like imagine having to use a 25 year old cell phone right now. You'd be like this thing's a piece of junk. It's not working.

Now it's like to be in a bag. Now it's like the techno lot like the motor and stuff, that'll still be good. But it's like the screen like it might be just so slow or delayed or just like a corded analog phone could be 25 years old or could be three years old. And they kind of work the same. Yeah. There's not much to it. Yeah, I mean, I'd imagine that stuff's going to give out before other things. Yeah, the engine knows.

That's what I make them 12 valves. Great, baby. And that's a reason to keep pushing for another day. To keep pushing forward and live your best life so you can find out if these trucks are going to stand the test of time. Yeah, Mike. It's really inspiring. The reason to live, man.

Yeah, you like get jammed up in a situation. Someone's robbing you. I'm like, man, I can't die. I got to see all these trucks last, man. I want to see the new Chevy. The new Chevy goes. I'm done six months, man. I have a 2014 that I've been,

I'm a one owner vehicle on this truck. I need to see how, if it makes it to 2030. Dude, I saw that Nissan drivers, CJ, were rated as top 10 of the worst drivers in the United States.

I believe it, dude. You seem like the Maxma and Ultima. I mean, it's a meme, but like, they're swerving around, driving like freaking maniacs. They got their rear suspension blowing out.

I remember when Ryan and I picked up Evans El Camino, No, we went and got lunch. And there was an Ultima with no body panels on it. Oh, that was sick, actually. Yeah. No doors, no body panels, nothing. It was like an ex-o card.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure in like Florida and Atlanta, they do a buy one, get one free on an ultimas. That's the problem with the knees on. Mike's been pretty good with the jokes today. So do you guys know when you see like something mint from like the 80s or 90s, you know, like these barn finds and everything? do you guys ever think about just buying something today and just putting it away for like rat holeing it away wrap it up real good whether it's a dirt bike any car even if it's like a not even the highest end car

it could just be a 2025 Yamaha snowmobile that's a great idea dude I don't think it'll pay up investment no I maybe not even truly to like oh I'm gonna like make a bunch of money off it just be lit like 30 years from now you yeah it's out something brand new from where stuff's at today Like nothing is going to last like it was 20 years ago Because there's so much electronics in that And all that shit's going to fail But it's in the box They don't have preservatives

They don't have the little silicate packets It would be cool though I saw a video of a guy who had a Or it might have been a dealership They had a like 2003 or 2001 CR 250 dirt bike Brand new had never been kicked before Wow

And some guy bought it and kicked it And like wrote it I was going to say, like, what do you do, walk in there and kick it over? I think it's sick, dude. I think it's cool, though, like, seeing one fresh because, like, there's got to be very, very, very, very few fresh. I think a lot of people did it. Like, they knew in 2005 or six, whatever it was that the banshees were done. I still see them popping up online, like, in the crate.

What are they asking for something like that? Dude, it does remind you. Not even, I don't even know if I seen them for sale. Like, I'm on, like, a banshee page and people just be like, check. I still got it. I still got it. Brand new. It does remind me.

You know, everyone rolls their eyes at it, but it is true. The whole roll off the dealership lot, like your car does lose value. Everyone goes, but why? Why does it have to? But then if you look at if someone's selling a basically brand new Ford Lightning or, you know, C3 Corvette that has 4,000 miles on it, it's worth a lot. But if it has 42 miles on it, it for some reason is worth like 50% more even than those 4,000 miles. Maybe you're like a collector. But also it's hard on things when they don't run.

I've just seen it. You know, they're selling a certain vehicle and they're like 45 actual miles. And people are just like foaming at the mouth like and that price is way up there. A guy I know has a Copo Camaro, which is like the factory edition drag Camaro, right? All it's ever done is idle in his trailer, idle on his car lift. And he's never actually put it in gear to drive it to where he's going. He pushes it. He only lets it idle to keep.

the seals type, right? Yeah. Plastics on the seat, everything. He goes, there's going to be worth a bunch of money one day. And all it is is just sitting in under a cover in his garage. Then another guy I know has one and he takes it to the trainer and drags it frequently. And I go, fuck, I don't know how much money you're going to make on that thing. But if you bought it, you got to have more fun drag racing. Like he showed me a video of it wheeling.

It's a stock camera. Well, not a stock Camaro, but it's a Camaro right out the box. Wheeling. Like it better make you so much. money that that ish is your retirement plan yeah i mean like i think your true enjoyment like out of looking at something and just letting it sit there and not do what it was made to do or using it i would use a guy like that though that's like putting that much time into like making sure that it stays nice like is he going to sell it yeah no he's not going to sell it like the dude's gonna i guarantee

the dude dies before he like even like yeah just to drive it or sells it bastard grandkids are going to be doing heat is behind Walmart with it. But yeah, I mean, it is kind of cool because it literally has zero miles on it. Like the dealership drove it off the trailer, drove it into the floor and he pushed it in his trailer. What year is that? That's probably like a 17 now, something like that. 2017? Yeah, yeah.

I mean, he hasn't done it for that long. I thought this was like a classic from like the 70s. No, no, it's pretty new. Now I think it's more Cheeto. Yeah, ripped the shit out of it. It's a new car. I thought it was like. But the thing is, is back in the 70s,

car was new too you know so like he's really playing the long game yeah no i mean i guess it's like what i just said buying something nice now to keep serving dave it's honestly yeah if you're gonna hate it it's a pretty cheetah looking car oh my god it better not be orange it's got to be a particular car what's wrong with orange cars you don't like my orange car ryan you are a big orange car guy yeah i like it i've been thinking about getting shoes that look like your car this one actually looks pretty sick but i'll show you the blue one you're wearing orange shoes right now it kind of looks like this Wait, this is the car? Yeah.

It's a pretty wild drag car. Show pop a wheelie. How much did it cost? I don't know how much it is. I don't think it's a wildly expensive car. That's the thing. Like I was saying, though, like, if you're planning on making money by holding a car, it better be the right car.

Which at the end of the day is kind of a gamble. You never truly know. To actually make enough money to make up for inflation and just the opportunity cost of, like, you could have taken that money and put it into literally a money market and not touched it and made more money probably. Like, you might make $20,000. And if it's like a Lamborghini kuntage and you held it from the day you bought it to now, then obviously you're going to make a million, maybe two million bucks.

But very few cars actually go up that much. At the end of the day, it's got to be a passion. Even like a 69 Camaro, like how much something like that cost? Maybe 200 grand if it was mint, mint. Honestly, you probably get just as much money out of a resto mod. Yeah. Now. Like, it's just, it's not a great financial move if you're trying to do it for gain.

I think it would be sick if you, like, tucked your evil away for the next. 15 years. You never even looked at it. You just left it. Well, I did that for two years. Now I'm driving it. Like a long time. So long you forget, you have it.

That's hard to do that. Then it'll be worth what? 40 versus... Yeah, exactly. Again, not for the investment, for the cool factor. Yeah, it is cool. I'm going to keep it forever. At this stage, it is pretty cool.

Like, that's why I bought my TC back. That thing, I promise you, ain't going to be worth nothing. But it is kind of cool, like, to have a car that was so legendary to me back. My dad has a train. And it's pretty cool, but it was his high school car. He found it, bought it back, or maybe you never even sold it. And I remember when I was younger and he showed it to me, I was like,

this was like your legendary high school car that like I've heard about for years and years and years because he finally pulled it out of different storage. I was like, huh. I feel like that's what my kids are going to do with that car. They're like, this is the car that you thought was cool. That'll probably actually be the car that they steal and go do heaters behind Walmart. It'll take it. They'll take some lunch trays and put them in the, on the rear tires.

Classings. lock the e-break and just drag it around because it's front-wheel drive, T-C. You don't even need the lunch trays, dude. It's the T-C. You're right. You'll just drag it. CJ's going to do that with his Ford Rapper.

There's some of the lunch trays? No, save it for his kids. Not anymore. He banged that hell out of it with the trailer. I'm driving that thing at 250,000 miles. It really sucks that that was like a show truck, and now he kind of ruined it. It's just fine.

Is it, though? Yeah. I saw your bump bumpers getting a little rusty, too. That happened because. I hit a snowbank once. Your truck is starting to look more and more like mine. Dude, it does, it happens. Like, I was driving bends the other day, and, uh...

Don't talk about the tick. No, I actually wasn't going to talk about the tick. It's a camp phase or not, by the way, I looked about it. And keep in mind, this could be any truck or any vehicle ever, but Jake's Raptors, since that's pretty much all he's driven up until now, the drive train and the suspension, just clunky, just... First-gen-Rapture thing. Yeah, first-gen-Raptor things, now it's starting to be second.

Gen Raptor things. Oh, damn it. How many miles are you going to drive your Raptor? Like, Laptor now, too. I don't know how many miles I'm going to drive it, but like, I could see getting another vehicle and just, like, keeping that one around.

Not worth much, yeah. God, I love that we're hoarders. That's how I feel about my truck. It's not worth much. Not that I'm like, oh, I hate the V6, but I think the V6 with the turbos and there's a little more technology, I think it would be a lot easier to limp that V8 first gen along forever. I'd agree with that.

Like, you just throw a motor in it someday. Well, and you've seen, like, Jake, do it. but he ran one of his raptures up to like 255 or something. Yeah, so I could see keeping that around. It's a really good truck. You guys love to say that I hate it, but it's been a good truck. Dude, I got to tell a really funny story here just because we're on the topic of vehicles. So I got this buddy, AJ, that I worked with at Sorba's.

And he's a great dude. Shout out AJ. He lost his leg to diabetes a ways back. He's really positive and deals with it humorously. And he's always cracking jokes. And he had a WRX right when I met him. And like kind of the time you guys did too. So I was like, oh, dude, that's like my dream car.

That's sick. And it was an automatic. And I was like, oh, that's, it's an automatic. I didn't even know they made a WRX in an automatic. They did. And, like, nobody wants them. And I'm like, would you ever get a manual? And he's like, no, you fucking idiot.

I have one leg. And I was like, damn. And then, you know, he laughs because he's just a good sport about it. You could bring up a hand clutch probably. Yeah, you could. But no, he's like, no, I'm going to make my life easier. And just not. Because he got a new one.

And it was an automatic. And I just. I was like, yeah, I've never felt so dumb asking him if he's going to drive a three-pedal car. You guys know that Dalton's new Subaru is an automatic? Sorry, I didn't even know, Nick. Well, do you like that? Shut up. And then another thing that happened, we were at, like, we were at the Zorba Paluza, like, big, like, thank you party for all the people that worked at Zorba's.

But anyway, he's parked in the handicapped spot, and the workers outside, like, we get out, he's parked very close to the building in the handicraft spot. he has a handicap pass he has one leg and we like get out and they're like hey because they suspected we were up to no good and they're like hey can you actually move your car out of the handicapped spot and then as he's crutching away like they didn't quite notice yet and then he looks at them and goes i have one fucking leg and i've never seen someone with their tail in between their legs so hard like asking someone with one leg like to part farther away yeah they're like um excuse me can you park your ricer not in the handicapped spot as he's crutching

towards them. Oh, my gosh. I just never forget it. I saw a TikTok. It's a guy or it's a girl filming. Instead of a truck and goes, wow, dad, nice truck. How much did it cost you? And it pans to the front of the truck and the guy has one leg and one arm.

He goes, don't even ask. Arm and a leg. Classic. Uh-huh. So Ryan actually recently started drinking Diet Mountain Dew. That's right. And... Are you feeling of him?

Wait, what? Did you? No. Oh. I tried to come up with something. No. I was like, what? But anyway, sorry, I know we already made fun of your Halloween costume,

but when you got all excited that the razor was fixed because it was out of gas, but do you not remember, man? It wasn't. The razor's always been out of gas. The gas gauge has always been not working. And then you, like, came in, and you're like, I know the razor wasn't working. Yeah, you went around yesterday and told everyone individually. It just was out of gas.

I'm like, that's why I jokingly was just like, oh, it was just out of gas this whole time. That's why it hasn't been right. When I heard that, I just shook my head and went idiot. But then Dalton Hawk didn't. Just wait. I didn't hear you driving it and it was driving good. So I was excited. I drove it back and I parked it on the slope of leaving the barn.

And it died because it didn't have any gas. I rolled to the flat spot. It starts up. I drive to the top of the shed. Throw five gallons in it. drove it all the way over here full throttle 9000 r pms ripped pulled out to the track evansommy ripped out it stuttered once on the road coming in it was like 35 degrees yesterday but today it ran like shit probably because we washed it it's probably it probably out of gas

it's gone again yeah probably out of gas i don't know it didn't fucking work and i put gas in it and then it worked well that's right right he's a mechanic i need to hold big wrenching Gavin that they could take the rest of the day off. I just thought it was funny because you were acting like, you like were like, it was just out of gas this whole time. Like we were like, well, no, it's obviously had issues, but that's why that's quite possibly why it did not work that day is that it was out of gas. For you that one day, but like every other time when we like drive the thing, it's a tuning

issue or it's a sensor that's loose because it's wet. It's one or the other context, our razor has not ran for the last year. One in 10. And he needs to get retuned. We try and drive this every single time. And everyone's like, oh, I put gas in it last time. But it's never like, oh, I filled it up completely. Dude, you can drive vehicles that aren't full to the brim.

Yeah, but I have them cut out. Unless it's the unicorn. We have no idea how much fuel is actually in there. But it's never run long enough to burn a tank up. Well, it apparently did because it was out of gas last time that I put it. Are we sure? Put it in something that actually wants. How about we just actually get it retuned?

And then we see what happens. Yeah, it'd be great. They just have to go through it and find the misconnector because it would make sense that the connector is loose and then when you wash it, it now isn't making the connection because it's all wet. It doesn't seem like a tune because sometimes it runs great and then it doesn't.

Like there's definitely like an election. That happens. I agree it's one of the two, but either way, it seems like all the problems started happening with it after Mike flashed a new tune on it when we got back. Right there, that's kind of the common denominator. Also, like, they do that when they have a,

bad tune it pulls timing that's why it's pulling timing to save the engine from exploding so the computer's trying to save it so it cuts fuel so that way you don't fucking blow it up because it's knocking so hard and there's so many different factors that can come into it whether it's elevation fucking temperature a lack of gas lack of gas if you have bad fuel in it um there's so many different things it doesn't throw a check engine code or anything like that usually when they start missing or going to limp mode, it lights up the dash. And I'm not saying it is the tune. I think it's the tune or a loose connector,

but we just for some reason don't do anything about it. We leave it for a month and then we hop in it. And someone thinks like, oh, I put gas in it. It's good now. Well, it's tough because it's like, that was the problem. It's one of those things where it like keeps it like, you know when you bring your thing to the mechanic and you're like hoping that it makes the noise and then it doesn't make the noise?

It always runs good for big wrench. Yeah. Dude, I know. It doesn't make any sense. Ben, you pull up, runs like shit, turning off, Big Runch gets in, runs great. You hop back in it. Yeah. Big Runch already thinks that we're so stupid, right?

And so then I'm like, dude, no, there's seriously something wrong with this. And he's like, no, there's not. We'll go drive it. Run's great. He's got demons. We had it lined up to go to Wisconsin to get. And then it started running. Yeah, it's just like, yeah.

I said that to Gavin. I was like, we got to get this piece of shit out of here while we don't need. it and then it can go get fixed so when we do need it we just nose goes who has to drive it how much we want to bet that it runs after this we walk out there and it runs good i'll take the bet on the side of it not running i'm just i'm most surprised that your raptor doesn't have a tune so you're telling me it's stock what about the antenna explain the antenna shorty antenna other than that aftermarket windshield wipers and we're good it is always fun to make jokes but how many PSI do you run in your tires 34 really oh wow very low that's really

You don't do 38 for traction. Yeah, traction for sure. Dude, I just pump my tires up to 65 for some reason because that's what they said. For some reason. Holy shit does it shake. My tires are so cup. Hey, help. So it's like when I overinflated them now, they're just like.

Stop it. Get some help. Where do we start? Yeah, honestly, yeah, it's kind of help. I'm going to go drive the razor. All right. See you. Don't let your meat loaf.

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