Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Things We Shouldn’t Say On The Internet But Did

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

In today's episode the boys are LOOSE in the Air BNB, Florida brings out our bad behavior. Gavin reveals she's now single, and that he's human and does feel pain. We talk about possibly moving to Florida, and Evan gives some great advice to Ken after we discover Ken's type. Ken sums up this podcast best by saying its "The things we shouldn't say on the internet... But did" Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get 15% off OneSkin with the code WIDEOPEN at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod #ad Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm just on the sidelines watching these guys do crazy things. I'm like, man, I want to get in the mix. I just feel like the ultimate edge. I want you to be my brother-in-law, Ken. If we wouldn't burn it down in the first night, it'd be a good time, but it'd probably be burnt down. I feel like we haven't really toasted many Airbnbs. Just my house.

Yeah. Now I'm on to hopefully finding a new redneck gal. I thought you were gonna say bigger things. Dude, let's set up a double date, Ken. The girls don't show up, you guys still run it. You don't like heavies. don't like heavies. I'm over it, man. What are you into? For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or

sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. Dude, so like, I think we should talk about Kansas sleep farder. Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit. I also think we should talk about that, but I don't know if we should open with that. Am I your sleep porter? Well, according to Micah, he said your ass is so loose. You can't even hold them in when you're not pushing.

Well, I was, how late in the night was this? I don't know. Why does that matter? Yeah. I was so consciously pushing those out. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it was like 1.30. Yeah, I was consciously pushing those out.

And then I was like, you know, just had to say something because it's always funny. And then you didn't? No, I did. I was like, oh, no. Or no, I just said, oh, and then you just go, it's too late now. I can't put that back. I just can't quite wrap my mind around the fact that that Ken decided to sleep with Evan and Micah. Are we going to run this false narrative?

So my conscious decision was... I'm not sleeping with them. No, my... I'm in the garage. Oh, yeah. I got voted out of the house. You know, I was going to sleep my own room. But in the garage, this dude smells so bad.

You're saying you're in the garage. But, like, It's a pretty dope garage. Oh, no, it's lit. It's twice as nice as my garage. You got a giant couch. It's damn near a living room. You got a coy pond.

It's like a private living room with a pretty big couch. There's a pool table. I'm pretty sure there's even a MacDonald. You tried to take that pool table down. I don't know why you took that because you're supposed to be in a bed. Oh, I took it because there was a big, greasy fella in my bed. So then who's sleeping in the master? Oh, Ryan.

That's a king-sized bed. You didn't want to double up? Well, I knew Ryan was going to have to get up earlier than me to do some work. So I consciously said, hey, you can take this bed. And Ken's name is also on the Airbnb. So I'm trying to keep my Airbnb rating high so I can get all these places. Do you have a pretty good rating? I've still got like a 4.9 star.

It's pretty good. Out of five or 10. Five. Okay. I feel like we haven't really toasted many Airbnbs. Just my house. Yeah. Did we toast your house?

No, he did toast. Evan just went into the wall a little bit. I broke a chair in yours, too. Oh, you mean the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. That's right. Oh, my. It's because that chair was a Yamaha.

Damn right. Can we move this starfish off the table? I don't know why it's there. It might be a candle holder, but I don't fucking like it. Is it looking at you funny? F. Get rid of that remote, too. I don't know why it's pointing at Ken.

Yeah, he's not a TV. A transvestite? Yeah. I didn't Okay, maybe then point it back at them No, no Like, is that what they're calling? Yeah, like our channel

I don't know A Tivas C-voice Tivas A Tvis Television Oh, television I forgot of a TV Stanford

Well, if you guys haven't picked up We are currently in our Airbnb In Florida Right now We got six of us on the pod I don't think we've ever had Six on the podcast before Well, besides for Ken sent me

on the board I take that back But we're not coming In front of the cameras. Not on the front side. This couch is too deep. We're a short fella.

Yeah. You want a little booster? We could grab a phone book or something. Yeah, do they even make phone books anymore? Do you want like a booster seat? Yeah, they make phone books to like sell to a neighborhood. I'm going to have to sit on a pile of laptops. We don't have phone books anymore.

Grab a couple MacBook airs. Dude, I freaking love Florida. It's pretty hot out here. You know, I don't know if I can live here full time, but it's a good place. A good place. I can see you getting a double wide out in Florida. All a man needs a head. heavy a double wide i said that to somebody yesterday i go they go how do you like florida i was like

oh we like it well how's gabin like florida i was like i think he likes it i was like yeah actually nothing you say that i could i could see him getting a double wide here and they go he probably just needs a single i know the last thing you need is getting your roof ripped off by a hurricane dude seriously man freaking hey i mean i have enough honda i'd probably be able to trot off out of there but i kind of just got inspired gab i think you should own a double wide or you know at least a single wide in every state or everybody that's a good idea right there you can get some good deals on single lines you know i'll talk to the rest of the guys but i bet we can work something out you can probably park a double white out back by the track yeah if you want one in minnesota we

could probably help you with that one you're on your own for the other 51 or however many states it's 49 bro what about this what about this 52 well if you count porto rico or however i don't know how that works out 50 states there's a couple odd ones what i don't know it's not a state it's this deck of cards but we own it that's what i'm saying it's 50 it's nobody He says that, though. No, it's like how Uranus is in a state anymore. How many stars are on the flag? 50.

50, nifty United States. 13 original colonies. Uh-huh. Tell all about it. One by one to give it a nip. Yeah. But anyways, there's two extras, but yeah, I didn't know. What about this?

What about this? We get a double wide and we put it out of the track. Gavin, you can stay there when you come and visit. Perfect. Cody might be a mobile over it. Evan is going to be the sole, like the full-time. resident there. So what's that look like? Bunk beds for sure. Three bedroom? No, no, a single bedroom. Single bed? No, no, two bedrooms, but you're sharing living quarters. Like a studio

double wide. It kind of looks like a school bus. It's just wide open. If we wouldn't burn it down in the first night to be a good time, but it'd probably be burnt down. I personally don't think that's a horrible idea. And keep in mind, you don't have to live with Evan when you're here, which is that's as long as you want or as short as you want. Sounds like a deal to me, man. Yeah, we've actually been kind of trying to figure out, you know, something that we could pop up, like, on one of our properties. But if you could, like, buy an Amazon pop-up house, there's, like, something like that. I feel like we're getting to that day and age where you can, you should be able to order a house online. 100%. I see them all the time on Alibaba. Like, it's a hello bossa. Do more, do more.

Wait, Ken, try that one more time in English. What did you say? She says, like, hello basa. Let me see if I can find a video. You're asking for a kiyobasa, like the Polish sausage? Oh yeah I've never seen this like you can Hold your mic towards it Keep in mind she's speaking English Oh yeah she is Yeah

Dude that's the most Japanese music Okay so how do we get one of those I've ever heard? Can you order one, Ken? Yeah, she says, like, we ship worldwide, everything. How much is it? I never gotten that bad.

We'll tap on the link. They had like a 24 by 32 for like six grand. That's really good. I mean, you got to understand all the expensive things of the house though are more than just the walls and the roof. It's the foundation, the toilet, and the utilities. You need that? It's the five-inch straight pipe plumbing.

Well, I don't know. Do you need water to survive? Do I need somewhere to put my shit? Nothing, you got a bucket. You got to run a creek down there, man, you're good to go. Run a crick. What do you mean?

Oh, I saved so much money on my Timu house. I dug a crick through my property. Do you think that the, uh, re-routed the lake? Do you think that the, uh, environmentalist would have a problem if we just built it over a crick and just have the toilet right down in? The crazy thing is people would have a problem with that, but it's probably the most environmentally friendly thing you could do. Yeah, you're not digging into the earth.

You're not. doing anything else you're just taking what's in nature and you're just reusing it i'm pretty sure they do that in like third world countries and then the water source is polluted and then they can't drink the water so that's why mr beast goes there and makes wells well we could send mr beast to corm rot have him build a house for build a house for gabin yeah we've always wanted to collab with mr beast so i have to poison the fucking water saving saving a small village true you'd be able to get the title not bad wasn't Elon Musk living in a

like a pop-up like a tiny house kind of thing yeah tiny house Ken that's what you should do bro like for your new house pop-up thing it should literally just like I mean you love Elon you love efficiency realistically it's all you need you go to Zorba's every night after work

to close all you're doing is sleeping it's just you just get a little twin size bed small box and like a nice toilet and you're set yeah what you don't eat at home Just a bedroom and bathroom. Has anyone put one of those pickup bed campers in a cyber truck yet? Not that I've seen. Maybe you should just consider that.

Maybe just do that. Just get somewhere to charge the truck. You don't have to drive home. You just stay right in the parking lot. Ken, what if you built a tree house? I did cut down most of the trees there. Yeah, that would make it tough. To make firewood for the one tree you have left to make a tree house.

Not firewood, sorry. Lumber. Gosh, speaking of lumber. Ken's going to be a lumberjack soon. Oh, my gosh. I think he's retiring from being a lumberton. I thought he kind of like that. I don't need to do that again.

That was rough. That was solely because of your own actions. And I still can't get over that you chopped at that tree for like an hour and a half, but there's like so many people in this world that like swing at acts like that for like 12 hours a day forever. And you act like it was the most cruel and unusual punishment you've ever received. This was a very undersized axe For what we were using it for If it would have been bigger

You'd have been heavier And you'd have been even more tired I would have got through the tree twice as fast I think aim was your problem I know aim was my problem I do not think the axe was the issue I just don't swing an axe Ever we found that out

Come on Ken how are you gonna get firewood for my sister man Oh oh You were just saying that Dude I'm giving you the chance right now man I mean even though she's engaged Don't tell anybody that Do you have permission to give? Don't tell anybody that.

What are you going to tell her that? What are you trying to say here? I want you to be my brother-in-law, Ken. What's your current brother-in-law like? He's cool, but not Ken. Gavin. That's what a honor, Ken. What is your Thanksgiving like when you have to sit across the table from this guy?

I love him. When you have gone public, you have gone public was saying, I wish somebody else was dating my sister. Are you going to object at this wedding? Dude, I might have to. You want to show up with me? I don't think I've been in. Who is going to for you?

I'll put you on a 250 yard in. It'll be over. Rolling up on that. I think Gavin's just living by curiously. Dude, don't say that. That's what I was. What are you talking about? Gav, as much crap as we give you for not being a true redneck, I think you are trying to be a true redneck.

There is no more of a redneck move. Dude, I don't want that. No, thank you. He's given. Like, I mean, what an honor, Ken? A redneck like Gavin giving you permission to date his sister? Like, that's like... It's not as good as he gets, but...

Damn right, Ken. It's all you, man. Just make the right moves and learn how to swing an axe. Man, that's a very selfless move of you, Gavin. The only thing more valuable than that's a 12 valve. I don't got one of those. I might have to find one. Gavin barely has one of those.

Do I even have one anymore? Yeah, why didn't you drive that thing home? Just out of curiosity after we did the wheels. I was wanting to drive home, but I got so banged up, man. my freaking shins were killing me. My shoulder was bad. It was time to fly home. There was no driving 13 hours home.

Yeah, how are you doing? Dude, I'm back to life somehow. I came out of that tumble pretty darn good. I mean, I see your body's still like, you still got some scars from that. He still got arms, legs. Arms legs. The back is still holding up great.

The only thing that really happened is my shin took a heck of a freaking hit. I don't know what happened, but you don't know what happened? Or you went end over end and rammed him into the steering wheel. That's exactly what happened. But yeah, it's freaking a. Besides that, came out pretty darn well. Yeah, that was, that was pretty insane. Yesterday, I watched Gavin hit this jump in a, in a bone stock van three times.

Bone stock. Can we pop up some video of it? I got some on my phone. You are. So, Gav, the rules were you had to hit this jump one time in a, however many laps you did. And you did three times in a row. I'm not going to lie. I hit it the first time and it was so much fun.

Was it, though? Was it or are you just that much of an entertainer? Dude, no, I was so ecstatic. Dude, we were 50 feet in the air probably. No, not 50 feet. We probably, maybe 5 inches. Holy shit, you hit your head hard, huh? No, we traveled about 50 feet.

We weren't 50 feet high. But you got to add that the jump is the shorter route. It is. As long as you don't wreck your unit or yourself, you're actually going faster. So there is incentive. 100%. And I had a slower van, so I was like, all right, let's get the boys pumped up here. you did say you were going to jump it three times and we're like you know you don't have to you

I'm putting on a show and then you did with no harness too that's probably the scariest part about going in the air that big is coming down with a three point harness which is just a seatbelt and no roll cage there's no I mean not much precaution it's really dangerous honestly it is kind of dangerous does not get enough credit in my opinion somehow nobody ever gets hurt mainly probably because they're putting the right guys they are that's why right oh dude everyone's like preparing their cars and stuff i walk over to the van guys it's like all business it's it's a whole different crew it's a whole different vibe it'd be like like you're out at recess and then you like go around the side of the building to hang with the other guys yeah yeah like you're like leaning up on like the wall

like smoking a cigarette i was doing something i was standing over by jake's van for a little bit and he's just like hacking away at the windows with a skateboard dude you got to do what you got is that what happened kens over there well you might have or did i just run up and blow one of his out with my skateboard then very nice lady next to us goes you just shot glass into my van like her real van like her no no the van pre van another was that girl racing no i think her her husband was okay i was like holy crap that's crazy shout out to her she was very nice a woman can't do a van pre no i just i just didn't notice that she was out there i was like man that's crazy yeah it definitely is a different different type of man to do that evan was pretty

insulted that he didn't get asked to do the van pre i don't want to say i was insulted i just think i should be there definitely i think i belong there honestly we'll get you in the next one do you have that control gav i mean i'm buddies with jim we can figure something out uh yeah you buff buff it out real good you're 100% in after that statement of for sure you want to do it a hundred percent bro you know how hard it is for me i traveled all the way to florida for like three four days and i literally don't get to jump then crash or like drive crash or break No, but Ben and Mike get to race, Gavin, Jake, everyone's doing fun shit, and just on the sidelines, watching these guys do crazy things. I'm like, man, I want to get in the mix.

It's got to just feel like the ultimate edge. Oh, yeah, and when it comes, oh, yeah. You did say it, you're like, dude, I got to get in one of the next Cletus races or something. Get that itch scratched. Yeah, no, and I, is it fair to say both Ben and Mike after racing it? Like, you're probably more excited about doing a second one than you were to do the first one. Yeah, I was actually, I was extremely nervous to do the first one. Everyone I talked to said, you know, there's really nothing to be that nervous about.

But I don't know. I was just like pretty much just reminded time after time also in the same conversation with these same people that I'm a terrible driver. Yeah. Everybody's seen the unicorn crash. Yeah, dude, it was insane. pretty much every single person I met or talked to like hey how's it going I'm ben hey yeah somewhere in that conversation the hoonicorn crash came up or or like seeing an old friend of like dude how you doing man I'm going to stay out of your way like I'm like oh my god

where to spread it was definitely more fun than nerve-wracking like after after doing it I understand why people race like I was trying to think yesterday like if I've actually been in like a sanctioned race before you know that's like legit against other competitors not for our youtube video i don't i don't know if i ever had so i was like pretty that's why i was pretty nervous going going into it yeah because i'd never really done that and then after doing it i was like oh i get why people do this it's like the thrill of of almost like impressing yourself of like oh i did better than i thought i was going to do or i could hang with these guys um and just like You're so close to, like, first place.

And you're just like, I feel like I can get there. I can get there. And that's when the race ended. I was just like, damn, I want to do it again because I feel like I can get to first. Yeah. Both of you guys did so much better than I think any of us expected. I think, yeah, that was pretty much like the overwhelming response after the race. They were like, didn't expect that.

Just the fact that you qualified first was like, holy. That was crazy. Still not sure about how that one happened. Maybe Cleetus threw us a bone. I think he might. Or you were just that fast. He came up to me and went like, Ben qualified first. How did he do that?

And I was like, yeah. And I'm like, I don't know. You tell me. Evan still, Evan still is denying that I, that could even be possible. I mean, there's a kidney bean in the track. And you guys were the, I did the kidney. You did do the kidney bean, but it's only one lap. You guys run three laps or five?

I did the kidney being three times. Five laps. The lap that said that was my fastest was the kidney bean. I don't even know if that's humanly possible. I'm just saying, like, the oval is clearly sure. I don't know. But you think that they would just toss it out. Yeah, Ben was following other people, too.

They also missed the Kenya being. I mean, I was unbelievably hyped and proud of you for how it went. It just simply doesn't make it. That qualifying time doesn't make sense. That's all I'm saying. I just don't get how you qualified second in your heat, but first overall. There's a lot of things that don't make sense. But there's a lot of things that aren't adding up.

Can we get it? Like, what do we do overall? Sixth? Seven. Seven. I think. Not bad. But I got a little funny story to tell one of the dads that works at the Freedom

Factory. His son was a big fan. Not sure how old he was, but let's say he's 10. Shout out to him. Yeah, he was so funny. And early in the morning, he's like, hey, I got you and Ben on the race. And I was like, you might want to reconsider. But honestly, I appreciate that so much.

And all day, he's rooting us on like crazy. Micah, you better win. All this. And then at the end of the race, he was so hyped on how well we did. And he's like, I think you did well because, you know, is it the transceiver? Transpon receiver. Rayceiver, whatever, that they talked to you in. He's like, I kissed your race sever before I gave it to you.

And I was like, all right, I appreciate that. You know, trying to give us good luck. And then he's like walking away. He's like, and I farted on everyone else's. What? That's hilarious. I heard all day. And I'm like, man, you really did want us to win.

All those other guys got pink eye? Yeah, they get like ear aches. Yeah, anybody else have an ear infection today? You guys killed it. Thanks, Gab. Thanks, Cletus. Thank you, Cletus. Thanks, Gleet.

Gab, can we talk about how you don't, you're not with your girlfriend anymore or no? Are you ready? Can we actually? So, Gass girl piled up half an NBA basketball. No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I feel like you owe it to the audience because you met this gal on the show, and now, you know, you guys have gone your separate ways but you had a pretty good run had a great run like longer than anyone

expected what's that mean nothing it's just like it's like you know you look at these game shows these love shows you don't think that the people are actually going to kind of a relationship from it and I mean you you how long was it seven months

seven months I found love I mean you guys did help me find love it just wasn't the right fit she was a nice girl though she was an awesome girl but just didn't like three-wheeler's quite as much as I thought she did. It's always the three-wheeler. Gav, I remember you bringing up that you were trying to thicken her up, but she wasn't getting thick fast enough. I don't think she liked that part either.

I can't imagine why. Just mashed potatoes. That's it. I can see Gav adding three extra sticks of butter to like every meal. Food that doesn't even deserve butter. Dude, she was freaking awesome. It just didn't completely go together all the way. So now I'm on to hopefully finding a new redneck gal.

I thought you're going to say bigger things. and that too not better but just bigger things definitely not better dude honestly her loss where else is she going to find a half-ass redneck with a twike and a 12 valve

she's not I mean you can't find that right one of a kind guy not with all those NBA players she's hanging around I'll tell you that yeah like you always say she ain't a lady unless she's 280 damn right thank you Ken I'm going to keep that in the back of my hands brother she traded in the 12 valve for a range rover or rolls roy's whack whack is right what's that about yeah what's up with her

i don't know man i don't know i don't know let's not be thinking straight hold with that shit no no what the heck's that about it's forever can't beat them it's the best motor ever made if they're the best why are they so slow bro yours couldn't even do a burnout yeah dude i don't wait for somebody gave me a hard time about that i don't know i don't got anything to say about that besides that's the 1989 model so there is those things came extra dog like dude it's just a freaking dog what if you

what if you saw her like start dating another guy but he had a 12 valve 24 valve he's running a 24 valve second gen it's all tuned up it's all tuned he can do burnouts that reminds me of uh that reminds me of uh he's got four wheelers

of real bros yamas can you imagine that reminds me of You were close, but not quite. It's how she goes sometimes, man. I'm sure we'll help me. Yeah, you guys will probably help me find love again, right? Was it, was it mutual?

It was definitely pretty mutual. Yeah, it was kind of just like, right. Definitely pretty? It was a contradicting. It was mutual. Were you crying? Dude, I wasn't crying. I was upset, though.

Yeah. Something that kind of like was a slow burn, or was it kind of like a... She's, Ken, get it. Let's go, man. All right, let's go into it. Like, did you have trouble sleeping for the next week? Dude, I was definitely upset about it. much weight did you lose trouble eating a lot of trouble eating i still cooked up a steak that night

you are handling it pretty well uh do you have any advice to any of the listeners that are potentially going through a hard breakup right now because i'm sure there's there's plenty out of you know the hundred and whatever 150 000 listening my biggest advice would probably be getting the freaking gym focus on yourself and just have fun man that's really all i'm doing right now is just keep having fun have fun have fun down here That was not the advice I was expecting to hit it He was like grab a three wheeler

Get out in the woods Hang out with the boys But you're hitting the gym now Well dude how the heck am I still walking I pretty much yeah I'd say that's due to me Staying in the gym And keep on working out

He can't just only hit trees You kind of finally are admitting That you're human Because for years It was you could eat any fall With no repercussion But now you know You couldn't even drive home

home. Dude, I couldn't. You needed to fly. I know. It's bad. And now you're in the gym. Right. I'm getting a little bit older, but I'm just staying on top of it.

I'm still walking great. The body feels awesome. The body. Are you delusional on how you feel? Because you were saying, we're asking like, are you feeling good? And you're like, so good, baby, as you're like hobbling up the stairs. I was still feeling so good. That was great.

How are you doing, Gav? So good. He goes, how are you good, Gaff? Oh, yeah, baby. 100%. And I go. 100% and you go 70

maybe 30 when you walk down that flight of stairs you had two hands on the same railing and you had to go one step at a time too many times have I had a freaking I hate that you guys don't have a bathroom upstairs because that really hurts me we'll put one in just for you a dude

when you come over when you're freaking injured and you don't have to walk down the stairs in the middle of the night every time man like the last two days I'm there Just hobbling out of the freaking stairs. Every time. Every time, dude.

Well, at the very least, I'll get you a five-gallon bucket with the lid and the seat. We'll make do. Make a shitter in there. I thought you said you didn't want that, Evan. I didn't want what? Remember when we were talking about earlier? And I said, perfect. And you said, where am I supposed to put my shit?

And then he said, five-gallon bucket. You said, no, I'm not doing that. Well, I mean, I don't want to be shitting in a five-gallon bucket. But, like, if Gavin wants us to build another bathroom on the second story of our shop, like, let's just meet in the middle and buy him a bucket. If your back's all jammed up, I don't want to go down the stairs. Or if like if I was on the injured reserve, I had a blowed-out leg or something. Like I'd probably run a bucket for a week or two.

Ken would be up in his office and then you'd walk by and you'd see him sitting in a bucket. You're like, Ken, what are you doing? Oh, I just didn't want to go downstairs. I just see us all eating lunch. And Ken doesn't really address any of us. He just walks out the door carrying a five-gallon bucket. Just go dump it in the ditch. I went to a ditch

That's what Gavin's going to ride in later Don't do that Have fun down there That's what Gavin has fun I still just imagine like you're about to go wash your car And you like grab a bucket To start loading up with soap and water And a sponge

And you're like Damn whoever watched their car before This was really filthy Why was there corn on their car Around his truck You're rinsing it out Oh God this water smells a little bit

Yeah Have you guys been seeing like all the clips of the streamer Vitali going crazy yeah dude wait really what's he doing I haven't heard you guys know who Vitale is yeah I haven't really like kind of heard about him in in a minute here and there but well he started uh he started streaming and like I think he does like 24 hour streams like like things that will make a man go crazy honestly can you imagine your entire life being filmed at all times and you not being and you not being mentally are right like where that could go i've just been like seeing these clips of him just like going berserk

and like firing his cameraman and like just being so weird i was wondering if you guys are getting those too no not really but we did talk about this in the past we got to bring this clip back up remember when he has the the child predator and then he freaking invites him over and they have the fake broken's chair and he sits down and he fucking i just did that they just did that to another one but they filled the chair up with water so you sit down in the chair and he got soaked yeah that shit is so funny i think i said the exact exact thing last time but i'll say it again like i am so for that yeah dude i don't feel bad for the person at all i saw one the other day where they got the dude to strip all the way down naked and was in the bubble bath before they came in to confront him so you have five grown men and a

camera crew and you're in a bubble bath naked and they start interrogating you like what are you doing i'm just hanging out just hanging out you know what's like something you guys would do to me bra i'm not the best timing on that though gab and you're so into yeah you're not so we bait you with your sister though oh god sorry sorry shout out No, don't be saying that. It's a redneck thing. Redneck joke, sorry. Redneck joke.

You would imagine that. It would be a really funny prank, bro. It'd be a really funny prank. Why? I don't know. You shout out and Gavin said, do not be saying that. That's why I shouted her out,

just to fire Gab up a little bit. I notice this true love, you know? It's kind of one of those brotherly things. I poke at Gab. You get so defensive about her sometimes. Not true love. I mean, I love her as a sister, of course.

But yeah. Yeah, like a redneck sister. Ken, no. No, just a sister, man. Just normal, average sister. Step sister. She is a step sister. I mean, what?

She is. That's it, man. I don't know, dude. Everybody, I don't know. Freaking A. She keeps getting weird messages, though, from people from her, people are looking up her tanning company. Now, from the last video we made a year and a half ago.

Still? Still. And? Shout out her tanning company. Tinted by Lex and Lou. There you go, plug them. Wait, and what? No, just saying good job on Ken Sprayton.

And, yeah, nothing too crazy, but. Great job on Ken. I mean, a couple people asking for her number here and there. Does that piss you off? Sometimes. No, actually, no, it doesn't piss me. It's fair if it pisses you off. What's important is the reason why it pisses you off.

It doesn't piss me off. It's just, uh, I want to make sure that she finds the right man. I thought you said she was engaged. He might be the right man, but we still. he might be or he is. Ken, we're waiting to see if you step up to the plate or not, man. You know, I'm not stepping on a little man's territory right now, so. Right now.

What are you waiting for? You know, it's your sister. I'll let you do whatever you want with her. Okay. Uh-oh. Step, step sister. Jeez. No, bro, no.

Definitely not, man. Oh, dude, I would love to just sit down with, uh, her. fiance and you yeah we should do like an interview and just be a fly on the wall for that conversation it sucks because he is a fan too i mean yeah it does not it does feel bad oh he's a fan he's a fan thanks brother appreciate it oh yeah man isn't like a firefighter wow what a noble job and you're just out here just drag him through the mud just throwing shade at him yeah sorry lexie dude this just sucks so much like dude i was so close to being his best man too until we dropped podcast.

No way. You got kicked out because of that or off the list? I wasn't invited yet, but yeah. I'm not on the list. Now they have me freaking greeting people in the parking lot or whatever. Bro, my sister put me as a greet or two. I just got drunk. There we go.

I'm going to do the drink. Whack is right? Oh, you're not even a groomsman. Nothing. Just nothing. Wow. Right? Who would have thought?

I don't know. It's all right, though. Ken? Step up to the plate, man. You give me the green light. Go for. I mean, at least you know he's not an axe murderer. Damn right about that.

That's true, dude. Dude, although one time when you guys went to the Vikings game or something, remember when Ken did, you know, the arcade game, the punching game? You got a one. Oh, yeah, that was in Nashville. Oh, in Nashville, yeah. Like, that's more impressive than getting a 9-9-9-9. That's so hard to do as punch as hard as you can and then just graze it.

I think I, like, backed up and then there was like somebody behind me. Oh, yeah, you elbowed them. I think I're like elbowed them and then kind of like just barely tap the thing. I always say I've broke zero bones, but I do have this broken pinky. And one time I fractured my foot, but I feel like those don't count. I've never had a cast. I've never been jammed up. I also fractured my hand on one of those punching bag machines because I had too many

Mountain Dews and missed the bag and punched the machine. Rock solid. We'll pull the pickup, but my hand was five times the size of a normal hand. I've met a couple. people that have done that. Like, I think that's more common than you would think. I think those have been removed from a lot of places for that reason. Yeah, I don't imagine.

I believe it. I think I might have Googled it or whatever, like, because every game, there's a trick to it. So I'm like, how do you get the high score? Mark Rober did a. I think you just got to be like, I don't even know who that is. I know. But either way, you learn something. You want to hit the bag thin to maximize the pendulum effect because it's how hard it swings in.

You want to go on the low side of it. Hit the low side. Like, you want to barely catch the bag on the bottom. You want to maximize the swing. So if you punch the bag in the middle, as opposed to punching it at the very bottom. It's going to get the most speed as it's swinging up. Yes.

So you want to aim for the bottom of the bag. So when I did it, I was actually had a plan. Well, you just missed by a little bit. I think I closed the wrong eye. That was my problem. I need to close my left eye when I'm punching. I think I close my right. I don't know.

Is that a thing? Do you close an eye? When you're seeing double, you got to square up. somehow. Oh, yeah, I suppose. Those Mondoos were strong. Yeah, it's like there's a sensor and just however fast the sensor is like closed is so the more velocity you have. But punching the machine's way funnier. If I were to bet on who is sitting on this couch that could punch the hardest, I would have

to put all my money on Gavin. Oh, yeah. I think I went to. Actually, it's all about technique and I can't. I was at the bar a couple weeks ago and these guys are throwing haymakers on this thing. They look over at me. We're talking about a real punch to the nose, Gav. Oh, a punch to the nose, I mean, yeah, but I, dude, I went on that machine and I did terrible. These guys are all hyping me up. Dude, you're going to kill it.

You're going to kill it. I got a bum shoulder. I really can't do this. I go up there and punch like a 600. Some girl goes up and does a seven. I was like, oh, God. Did you step into it? I tried to do everything I could, man.

You stepped into it? Dude, I'm not good at technique or anything like that. I kind of just go and raw dog it. That's kind of just how I do everything. And it didn't work on that one. Yeah, I think Greta did better than you can. I mean, I think every single person did better You can't do

You cannot do any worse than I did Man, you could miss and break your hand I love walking in there and seeing one of those machines though And then look looking around of like who's with our crew And like, all right, let's square up Dude, I remember the girls are like getting loose Like they're about to do some damage I remember when we were in Wyoming

They had a kick ball version of one Like you'd kick it as hard as you could That was kind of fun Also could end badly Remember it? Wefest a couple years ago when people used to, like, paint bowling balls as soccer balls? That is, that's messed up. That is, like, that is messed up.

I was going to say, I was going to say something else, but I can't say that. Then what? You just sit there and watch people break their foot? Like, what kind of enjoyment is that? I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for planting it, but say I saw the guy planted, I might shelter at a safe distance the other way just to watch because that's pretty funny.

It's very bad. Bad, but pretty funny. I do believe that, Evan, because literally today, you said, nothing makes me happier than seeing other people having problems. That is taken so out of context. No, it's not taking out of context at all. A bird's shit on Mike's hat. And then you flung it on me.

And then you were crying, laughing. And then you followed up me going, man, you're an asshole. To you going, nothing makes me happier than other people's problems. No, there's a punnet. There's a pun in there. Remember? You say the pun. I can't remember what I said.

I can't remember either. You know, you're like, oh, you know, I love when bad shit happens to people. Bad shit happens to other people. Yeah, exactly. He loves it when bad shit happens to other people. And he had a bird pooped on his head. Like, I don't want bad things to happen to other people. But when a bird poops on one of my best friend's heads, like, I'll be like, oh,

it's awesome when bad shit happens to good people or whatever. I don't know. And then I was- totalize on their misery. And then I was flinging, I had Mike's hat, and I was like holding in over Evan's head, and he was like, oh, get that out of here, get that out of here.

And he smacks it, and then the shit lands on CJ. It was shirtless. And then CJ's like, dude, what the heck? And then Evan's like, great, now I have to act like I feel bad. Dude, just the hot Florida sun, CJ sitting there shirtless kind of lathered up. He's got bird shit smeared in the sweat.

Oh, well. It was funny. You were way too happy when I crashed that 250R and poop myself, too, F. Way too happy, dude. I don't know if I've ever seen me smile that much. You showed me that video like three times. We did get to the bottom of it. You did poop yourself.

A little bit. Little squirt stained. Sorry. That was a high impact from a 250R. You can't blame me on that one, dude. How is that possible? Like, did you just have it? You needed to go to the restroom, but you're like, no, I need to ride this three-wheeler.

Like, you just hit hard enough that it just somehow came out of nowhere. 100% The terminal velocity He came down so hard His whole body And all the shit in it Was moving at it like 70 miles an hour Down his body stopped

The shit didn't There you know And your cheeks Don't just rip No I think he just sneezed Oh he ripped out of his hinder Man we're out of pocket Crack a window

Do something about being in Florida I swear Brings out just like the worst behavior in us or like the worst manners maybe right well and it's something about like just a bunch of dudes staying in a b-nb you know like everyone just said dude everybody just gets a little raunchy i guess we getting raunchy yeah what do you mean he just he literally farted and evan could not even control his composure one bit we're losing control i think that just shows evans maturity that's just Evan everywhere it doesn't matter what state we're in but it sounded like

someone just tore open a heavy-duty burlap sack did you guys hear that yeah no i'm just saying we could be in a bnb in nebraska and we'd be laughing at the same shit it doesn't matter if we're in florida yeah i guess the whole like calling a bnb is kind of making me uncomfortable maybe bmb i suppose because you were thinking it was a bed and breakfast which would be weird if we all went to that god can you imagine if ken booked us in air bambi and the host stayed with us and made us that'd be amazing i'd like that but like was just kind of always just there they wouldn't like it we saved 13 $15 by letting the host stay with us for the night.

It's totally going to be worth it. Dude, that's weird, man. Isn't that an option? No, not for this one, but. Who would want to do that? I think you can't rent out like single rooms. It could be like a good horror movie scenario or like comedy movie scenario if you end up, he's just some crazy dude that ends up taking it on the wildest night ever.

I forget who it was, but they were saying they flew into a city. They had rented a single room in a house, which was like, because it was. cheap and they they showed up and all you want to do is go to bed and their kids were just being absolute terrorist the whole night. I don't know if you can say that, Ken. Were they a part of? What group are they with? Or okay. Neighborhood. Neighborhood crips? Neighborhood terrorists. You guys feel like it's like really dark out really soon? Yeah, I hate more than normal. Well, yeah, it's just daily savings time. No, I know, but it's like every

year I just forget. Yeah. It's wild, dude. It's just, seems like that and it's just gone gone what time does it get i don't know why like 4 30 dude i don't know why but i kind of like it really yeah you would love alaska uh i wouldn't like it year round but it's just nice because it's like it gets dark and then it's kind of like all right well go home make supper go to bed like it keeps you on more of a schedule whereas like summer you're just running around till like 10 11 o'clock then it's finally dark it's it's dark at like 9.30, 10, and then you're eating dinner and you're doing whatever else. So you just like, it takes a while to wind down. But I don't know. I just kind of like it.

Interesting point, CJ. I've never thought of it that way. Like, I'm enjoying just like, oh, it's night now. Aras. I just really hate the fact that, you know, when I go to the shop in the morning, sun is just starting to come up. And then when I'm going home, it's like pitch blackouts. Yeah. It's like you're in a tin building. You just never see the sun during the day. But you have windows now. So that's, that's a, It is nicer, but it's like, you know, you're still just in a building and go home. You're like, you never actually see the sun. I think you run a very good point, CJ.

I still just am against daylight savings time. Like, it still would get dark early. On December 21st, the shortest day of the year, it still is like dark gets dark at 4.30. You could just get dark at 5.30. Still pretty early. You know, when it's daylight, you feel like you have to be active until it gets dark. But when it gets dark early, yeah, it just makes it okay to go, go home, watch a little TV on the couch. Yeah.

But during the summer, you're never going to do that. It's like, it's still light out. We got to keep rolling. It's for sure lame of me to enjoy it, but I'm on that same thing. I enjoy it too. I don't know. It's kind of like getting a little breather. Sucks how much film time you lose, though.

You just got to start earlier though. That's the thing. I like that too, because then it's like we're not starting as late. So you're just utilizing the day better. But is there still less light? Yes. The days are shorter. Like in October, we lost like 70 minutes of daylight.

You lose two minutes in the morning, two minutes at night. We're never going to financially recover from that. When do you start gaining again, Ken? After December 22nd, it starts going the other direction. I mean, we're damn near to where it's going to be uphill or downhill, I should say. Man, can you imagine living in Alaska where it's dark 24-7? That would suck. Well, it goes between dark 24-7 to being light 24-7.

Both of those would suck. And there's the transition in between. It's like the actual severe, 100% dark. and the 100% days are smaller. How long is it dark? It's dark for like 20 some days. But even the days on either end where you have three hours of light, like that would be annoying.

I think it would mess with your sleep schedule so bad. What's that? Well, I know you don't have that. You don't normal people have that. I'd be curious, like, what the percentage of, like, depressed people are up there. Oh, it's through the roof. It really is. Yeah.

Google it. Well, that's why drug use is so high, too, I think. I think, like, there's, like, a huge drug influx in areas like that. You ever watched, what's the cop show, like Alaskan? Alaska State Troopers or something. There's lots of parts of Alaska, I think that are dry to try to help with, you know, I mean, there's a lot of issues with all the day, all the night. It's like dry.

You can't drink. Alcohol is illegal in parts of Alaska. Really? Maybe it has to do with the sleep schedule in the sunlight or maybe it doesn't, but. We should go to Alaska and do like a video or two. It's tough because, like, you can't really do a whole lot of hunt. You can't really do any hunting. or they even kind of throttle fishing but we like figure out a way to like do an alaskan

experience type of thing like obviously you go like dog sledding that'd be lit but like I feel like you got to like you know survive off the land or just like do a bunch of that stuff I think it'd be cool maybe even snowmobiling you do obviously snowmobile if there's snow up there I think we could come up with like a like a challenge series where we have to like do so many different like checkpoints throughout Alaska and I think we could do it up there. They're pretty easy. It could be that like we go to Alaska and then you go to South Africa, polar opposite sides of the world.

But you're just there in Africa with a GoPro. Oh, your GoPro 3? Yeah, whatever GoPro you choose, I think we could maybe up the quality a little bit. Maybe a four for really feeling bougie. Yeah, yeah. It would be kind of fun. You know, we've been talking about Ken going to South Africa with the GoPro. What if we all took a week and we all scattered?

That would be an insane video. Yeah, and everyone has one GoPro. I mean, you show up, you show up. Yeah, that would be really good. That'd be nuts. You have to go and make an interesting episode, but you go there, no plans and you get randomly selected where you're going. You get sent there for like two days and like you, you know, you got to make something

interesting out of it. I think that'd be super hard. Crazy places in a hat and you just, you pick it, you look at it, like, that's where you're going. Honestly, I think, make do. That's a great idea. I think it would be better. content-wise if it was like two people like you and i went somewhere cj and ryan go

somewhere mike and ken go somewhere you don't think me and mike should go together what do you guys got we're still in the airport drunk or no i mean i literally give you the footage i'm like i have a snap of evan doing trying some kick flips you have seven clips that are all 49 minutes long oh not that's it just corrupt. I think that'd be really good. You could literally do it. I mean, it'd be expensive. So it'd have to be worth it. Keep it in the States. It'll be way more. No, I think you could do one like Midwest edition. Yeah, yeah. United States edition. And then we go to Europe and you do a Europe one. Can I please get sent to Tijuana? You won't be coming back. You go across that border. You're not

coming back here. It might be in my best interest. Why would you not be coming back, Ken? I just feel like that area. You should. up with some flashy cameras and all that you're just that shit's going to go pro i'm bringing a gopro even then i feel like you start filming shit around there the gangs are just going to swipe you up and we're not going to see you again i mean i don't think tijuana is some like undeveloped skit like i think you're thinking that it's like crazy i think it's a pretty big city that's where like one of the higher crime rates in north america yeah if you're like fucking around in the slums Every big city has a good part and a bad part and a medium part.

As soon as they're seeing what's up YouTube, they're snatching you, man. I don't disagree with you, Ken. I just don't know if it's like to that degree. Where would you want to go, Ben? Real quick. Where would you want to go? You and I go somewhere. Okay, me and you, yeah, me and you.

You got to pick somewhere. You're thinking way too long. I think I would take you to Amsterdam. Hell yes. Red light dish. That would be funny. Dude, let's go right now. I was going to visit all the cafes and.

Caffes, bars, clubs. I want to see it all. All the stoplights. Every last one. Terrible. I didn't really want to go with the Tijuana was dangerous, but Tijuana is the second most deadly city in the world. Oh, yeah, you're right, Ken.

Damn. But still good parts. Right. Like every city, but, you know, it's just if I'm going to choose to go to a place where I feel safe, I'm not going to choose the most deadly one, probably on the continent. Is it fair to say that sometimes playing it safe isn't as fun?

True, but... Sometimes you got to roll the dice, Ken. Well said. Anyways, where would you go, Ken? With Mike? You and Mike? You're the Keys. Just vacation.

That's lame. Ken, no one wants to see you go drink a peanut calado on the beach. Yeah, we go to Switzerland on that. Honestly, I think it would be fucking hilarious if Ken's... Ken, everyone else is, like, going some extreme place and then, like, a vacation. Yeah, just took the opportunity to go. somewhere are you going to go? Do some deep sea fishing? But we tell him that

we're going to these other places, but we just go to the same place as him and we surprise him. And we're just spying him. So we have more camera. Dude, no, yeah. Like you guys... We're constantly behind the scenes hiring people to inconvenience him. We tell Ken, yeah, man, we're doing this huge video, but we all go

just to spy on him and see what he's actually doing. Yeah, like you monitor him or if I was with him, us for like three days and then reveal yourselves. The best content would just be sending Ken and Evan somewhere, just on a plane. They don't even have to get off of it, but you just keep feeding Evan drinks. Dude, that's hilarious.

You said that because me and Mike literally talked about this today. What if you just woke up on a Saturday? We're kind of bored but wanted to get drunk. So you just flew somewhere to get drunk on the plane, got drunk at the airport, and they flew right back home. Yes, I mean, it sounds terrible. Like traveling is like, it's kind of fun. Arguably the worst thing ever. It sounds like you could like sitting.

I don't know why sitting on an airplane sucks so much because you're not even doing anything, but it's just like... Just uncomfortable and stinky and kind of, and like dirty. Depends who you're sitting next to, bro. Well, you're not the stinky one that. You know, I don't know how to say. Well, yeah, Ken, that's not for any of us, though. Let's not leave Ryan out. I'm sitting next to the bathroom.

I can't even lean my seat back and somebody's constantly coming in and out of the bathroom. I always have like full grown size men, too. So it's like two of us are freaking just. rubbing elbows. Do you consider yourself a full-grown man? Yeah. But I'm talking even bigger than me. Like normally they're bigger in me, so I'm like,

fuck, these guys get the right to both armrests. Obest. I don't like heavies. Thank you, Gav. No, there's people. What? What? Dude, that really felt like out of left field.

Gavin, did you literally just come out of the closet right there? Kind of. I think it just happened. You don't like heavies. I'm over it, man. What are you into? Sisters. Step sisters.

No, dude. Definitely not into that. Just kind of, you know, medium thick. When the fuck did this happen? People change, man. Thank you, Mike. Not in five minutes. Dude, I don't know.

I mean, they always used to tell me the better the falupa, the better tasting the chalupa. And it just wasn't the case, man. Falupa. Yeah, yeah. You know the falupa? You mean fupa? Hey, your filupa is turning me on so hard right now. Dude, that's probably one of the sexiest parts

is when the freaking girl's in a dress and has a nice fupo. You are out of pocket. Dude, a fupor is out when it hangs over. I don't know if we can, I don't know if we can post that. I don't know. I'm sorry about saying that. Gavin. What?

Reel it in. No, no, leave it in, I said, leave it in. Yeah, I don't know. It just kind of happened. Who is your dream girl? Like, you can pick the whole world. Who is your dream girl? Don't try to be funny.

Try to put it out there. And not Lexie. I mean, we know. Dream girl? Dude, probably that girl on the fight last night. You could only see her from the waist up. It's all you had to see. You're so shallow.

What was that chick's name? Sidney. Should I say that? Yeah, Sydney. I mean, I feel like a lot of people learned what her name is, but just say it. Yeah, what's her name? Sidney Thomas. Slide into her DMs.

Should I actually? Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine she's going to respond. No, not against you, but I would imagine a lot of guys are probably sliding into her DMs. But be original and say, hey, do you want to ride three wheelers? Do it right now because that's actually like a legitimate thing. And then if she does, if she does follow up, you're like, all right, let's go ride three wheelers. Gav, what's the worst thing I can happen by you doing that? You'll win her over from there.

You'll win her over from there. What's the worst thing that can happen by you doing that? Probably nothing, right? Could get punched. She could, she could reply, come here, start dating him. They get married. Turns out she's fucking crazy. That'd be the worst thing.

That'd be the worst thing that he's locked in with her. She ends up divorcing him, taking all of his three-wheeler's. The only thing he's left with is a 12 valve and a little fucking empty trailer. Don't tell him that. With tits like that, it would be worth the run. beat it up while it lasts, buddy. I do agree. Oh my gosh.

I don't agree, dude. Losing all your shit. It would be worth it for the three months of enjoyment, but... You'd lose everything, Ken, only three months! That's for your bars, huh? I mean, with those tits, yeah.

Yeah, what does a guy even say in a DM like that? Yeah, I just told you what to say, dude. I think what T. Exactly that. said was actually good but you know it is up to you because the first impression is always the most important everybody knows that i'd say something i'd say something crazy yeah she doesn't even have that many instagram followers i'd say something crazy she gained like 200 000 in like 24 hours you got to catch her attention all right what do we set yourself apart 375k dude she'll she was like one something

last night tell her you just picked up a couple gallons of canoli oil and you're not deep frying fish tonight she's not going to respond to that i'm not saying that brother all right I am not saying that. So how Gavin discovered this girl is from, we were watching the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight, and this girl was one of like the ring girls who just stands behind like a robot, just like... Those were not robotic tits.

It's more like this, like, and I'm like, why are you, like, you don't have to smile the whole time. You probably do, they told you, but it looks a little weird. Look pretty cute, though. All right, so just say, hey, do you want to go ride three wheelers sometime? Emoji? Perfect.

No emoji. No emoji. I bet you she'll see it, dude. Just because you have a lot of followers, so, like, it will raise up in the DMs. And then she, like, I'm sure she also has tons of rappers and celebrities and athletes. And, you know, I mean, 65 million people watch that fight. So I'm sure there's lots of other guys that think she's pretty just like you that are DMing her. But you'll be in the upper S show.

Do I have any chance you think? Absolutely, bro. I think if she meets you, then it's a lock. Like, it's done. but but getting her to meet you that's gonna be the hardest part okay you know I think we gotta get Ken

I think we get him to fire one out yeah he's talking big right now yeah he's talking big not my sister but yeah let's do it yeah so wait whoa yeah enough with your sister bro yeah you probably got drop that probably should but like you just were encouraging you're redneck not fucking southern

so you don't need to always be thinking about your sister I'll remember that Got it, got it, got it. Control, alt, delete all images in your head, Gav. Gone. All of them? Yeah. All of them?

We're off to a good start. Remember what happened to SpongeBob when he did that? Yeah, he deleted everything. Hi, how are you? What kind of girls does Ken like? Well, I know. Gavin just fired a DM to his current kind of dream girl. So we were thinking, wondering if you would do the same.

Who's the other chick next to her? Yeah, there we go. There we go. bro she was pretty cute too everyone was i actually felt bad for her because everyone was clearly talking about the one on the left i'm like the one on the right the one on the right was just as good if not better she just wasn't blonde dude let's set up a double date can i think girls don't show up you guys still run it yeah win home out maybe make sure to get it one table can yeah what is your ideal version of a first date man first date i don't know don't tell me it involves

jet skis or snow skis i don't know you're gonna like meet the girl and chat a little bit i mean you've already met her you're going on the first date right you sit at home and watch a little netflix no you're not taking next to take no netflix until for the first day where are you going take her show or something there you go can maybe not there no no no no no no no do not take her golfing what's wrong of that unless you have your golf game is the problem is bad but i'm not like most people are bad at golf. Not everyone's like a high school golf pro like you were. I would literally put my money on any random stranger over you. Like there's a good video idea. Send him into a crowd of people blindfolded and he points out one person and we ask him and then they have to face off for

a thousand bucks and there we go. I think you need to find something that you really excel at and then you turn that into the first date so you can really impress her. So like what are some of your impressive qualities? Well, I have, I don't Say it up Just say what you're going to say it's same bro Just say what you're going to say no no no no stop Just just keep going up what are you going to say

What's the second part of this? What's the second part of this? No nothing absolutely nothing can I I want to know Like if you wanted to impress a chick how would you wow her What would you show her what's bigger than any I see where you're going with it Okay nuts off the table What would you do?

Gavin, you're probably the man to give him some recommendations. The guy that's actually, you know, playing the game, he's in the field. Right. What do you even do? For a first date? Yeah. Like, what are you doing? What am I doing?

I'm probably taking on a three-year-ler. So we're going to start off with a nice, you know. Go into family dinner. We're going to start on. Exactly. So, yeah, we're going to start off with a nice Italian dinner or whatever. And then probably go fire up a 350 X or 250 R. and just show her what's up.

Hopefully it starts. Italian's heavy. The best thing to do the first eight. 100% man. Why Italian? That's heavy. Get some wine. You might want to eat light, you know.

What do you mean? Get her on a three-wheeler. All right the 350. Put her on a 110. See if she's capable of figuring it out. Really? It's more of a... You're putting her beyond the body.

Oh, you kind of got it. Exactly. I love that. Instead of like, you know, let me teach you and then you kind of like sit behind her. Right. That's the butts. No, it's like, no, I need to see how well you ride a three-wheeler.

Dude, Gavin, you honestly, bro, you walk the walk. Like, I believe that you actually do this. I do, yeah. Yeah. How do you know that you got yourself like a good one then, like, off of the first date? Like, what are you looking for? Dude, in their own scale for? In their, no.

Like, what are you looking for? Like, in their riding or like. Yeah, definitely, definitely a good riding stance. You know, you got to see good posture. she's got to be able to get down and, you know, really ride that thing. But besides that, just have a good personality. That's what I'm, yeah, that's the biggest thing I kind of learned from my last relationship is just, you know, find somebody that you kind of mesh really well with and can find that

vibe. So that's the biggest thing. Find the vibe. And then after that, look at the posture. So is this a tryout or a first date? Kind of both. Yeah, I don't know if you're the one to send into help, Ken. That's what I just figured out on that one.

I look at Gab's first date, like an NFL training. camp like he's on the side line with a fucking clipboard no whistle yeah referee shirt on everything i think we're finding out why gab is having a hard time at love like a college football recruiter most of these girls are like i don't want to ride a three-wheeler i i like that you like three-wheelers but i why do i have to ride them dude i probably got to accept that here sooner or later i'll buy her four-wheeler sadly or something i don't know what if if what she wants to ride is you what if what she rides me She doesn't want to ride machines, period, GAV.

It's not how many wheels it has. She just simply isn't interested in riding anything. Yeah, I think, have you ever maybe just accepted that? I mean, no. She's not the one, I guess. If she can't accept it, she ate the one. Why would I? I mean, dude, I want to grow that risk.

I guess that's fair. You should probably start at the motocross track then. That's a good spot, huh? They like dirt bike guys. Yeah, no, Ken. I think maybe you too. Gavin being that I think you need help too I think you think that you got it handled

but I'm not sure that you do I think we got to like help you guys out and get like a proper wingman there's a guy in YouTube his name is Nick Nearsena he's like the king of like hooking people up with pretty girls yeah with two girls and kind of just wingman and I talk to Nick all the time so I want I want to make this happen dude that's actually it would be a really good video that'd be so much fun holy shit

Ken does the opposite of what we want So there's no way that we could wing man him There's no way So we have to go like outside help What bar would we hit? I don't know Probably a lot of them Yeah I know I think you'd have to go to something

Like somewhere where there's something more exotic Maybe the zoo That's funny You can judge a lot of a woman By what her favorite animal is You find a woman that likes otters Or something cute If she's into the rhinos and the bears

I'd steer clear really what's up with the rhino i made everything yeah it's like you don't have anything to stand on there yeah that's a good point like if she's into snakes probably right clear yeah spiders for sure if she's a tarantula girl run horses get get out of the room i have learned that you gotta watch out for those horse girls they are crazy but god damn they're fun they are crazy though

that's the fun part two types of women in this world Horse girls and nurses. Everyone else. No, it's just like horse girls and nurses. They literally all end up in that category. Are they crazy or are they going to take care of you? What? No. I think that's just your experience. No. Horse girls and nurses are one in the same category.

No, no, no, no, no. There's some overlap there, but no, no, no, no. Really? Opposite ends of the spectrum. I mean, I'm an outsider. I've never partaked in a horse girl or a nurse or anything like that. like that, like dated. I wouldn't know.

You would know. You would know much better than I would, honestly. I'm just going off of what you've told me. Honestly. I'm just going off of everything you've ever said. All I know is my friend Slim says horse girls, or no, nurses know how to do things. The horse girls do things. Okay, all right.

So if you got horse girls and nurses One on each side, right? A teacher. Nurse side. Nurse side. Hair salon. Horse. Horse.

Okay. Marketing? Horse. Dude, out of context, just that little clip. Marketing? Horse. I just want to throw this out there. There's a reason why I'm with a nurse.

Take care of. Yeah, I think you need to be. be taken care of. Oh, believe me. She takes care of me. Shout out, Nikki Joe. Dude,

you have just been such a good guy that's covering his tracks, covering his tracks here. Like a cat in a litter box. Oh, no. all right okay well i think on that note probably just wrap it up there then our most i was going to

say vulgar but not really we're just in the right vibe you know like we're all like mike said we're all just like the boys are just hanging out and just you can crack anything anything's funny everything's funny we've just been goofing for the last two days and that's the perfect time to sit down and run a pod you know yeah especially we had a day of just chilling that was a pretty pure podcast right there of things that we probably shouldn't say on the internet but it's pretty funny hey well thank you guys for listening and uh hit the subscribe button we love you hit the like button and uh we'll see you next tuesday peace later that was so funny i haven't laughed at yeah yeah hangar