Life Wide Open with CboysTV - This Might Put Ken In Jail

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

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All right, guys, welcome back to the podcast. We have our good friend, Justin, sitting in on it. What is this, your third time? Yeah, this is my third time on, I think. But also, we have a new guest today, too. We obviously have Justin. But also, Chad is back, dude. Oh, yeah.

Ben cut his hair back into a mullet. And when Ben has a baby mullet, dude, that's a baby mullet, dude. It is a baby lullet to address it. It's crazy what a mullet will do when your hair isn't that long. It does look good, though. You're, I mean, you just said you're up for a haircut. You're going to grow out of a mullet, or what you're doing? Dude, I think I just look too, like, I just don't have the front for it.

You know, like, you need to have some front, some frontage. I don't have any real estate up there. That would be a look. It would just be weird. It wouldn't look right. It's worth a shot. Yeah, fuck. The real reason we have you here right now is because your house is getting decked out with pineapple.

You're going to come home to an absolute mess. We've got a bus out there loading up 50,000 pineapples right now. All the neighbors are going to be over. He's so confused. Oh, my gosh. I don't even like pineapple that much. That's the worst part is I wouldn't even know what to do with any of it. What does it mean?

I'm totally unaware and didn't just watch that. Shit, he's on to us. You don't eat the pineapples, Justin. They're just a sign of like. It's more of like a freaking, I don't even know what I'd call it a, uh, it's like a flare gun going off. It's like a flare gun going off for the swingers. Oh. Yes, not fellow, just other swingers. Like to hop back to what you had said in the previous pot, I do feel like there's actually way more people out here that do that than we really realize. Oh, I think there's,

I realize it because I can fucking spot them. They're like kind of weird at like, oh, public places. Remember back when the very first piece of merch that we made was swinging? And we didn't even, we didn't even think of it. I know. I didn't know what it meant back then. So we were walking around like swinging. This is something. I feel like this is a good phrase, like big dick swinging. And then Ken knew, but I think someone's parent was like, someone's parent was like, you know what that actually means, right? And we're just sitting here walking around like swinging. Well, we were talking about big dick swinging. Yeah. And everyone probably just thought you were a swinger. And then I had baseball friends and they thought it was cool because it was like swinging.

and then golf people said the same thing. Yeah, everyone didn't know what it was back then. Yeah. We were just young and innocent. Imagine how easy big dick swinging was to market to the youth. That's great. That's why we left out the big dick part of it. A little dick swinging.

Yeah, that was pretty funny though. I never realized that until right now that that had a secondary meaning. I think that's where most of our merch sales were going. Yeah. Into the swinging community. Like the swinging Facebook pages you have to be invited to is getting passed around in that. all of the merch was just being sold to holly i feel like swinging needs to be like clarified to all the viewers not everyone knows it means basically swinging is like when there's like a married couple

and they and then there's another swinger couple and they like trade spouses and then it's just cool like they're all good with it and they i don't know i don't know exactly the technicalities of each situation but that's that's what swinging is it's like a trade but with your wife and apparently like there's a logo for swingers and it's It's the pineapple. So if you put like a pineapple on your doorstep or whatever and then notifies your neighbors that you are a swinger, I assume most people aren't so public with it.

But the whole reason we even got on this, because I wanted to go and put pineapples outside of Justin's house while he was gone and make all this neighbors think that him and his wife are swingers. It'd be funny because I'd walk out and I'd be like, these aren't pumpkins. It's not Halloween. I don't know what's happening. I don't even like pineapple. Dude, one of our younger podcast listeners

is going to walk out his door right now and he's going to come back home. There's just going to be a pineapple. It's going to be a rude awakening. And he's just, he's going to have to learn the hard way. Oh, my gosh. Statistically, probably.

There's somebody out there that's listening right now. Yeah, probably. Sorry, buddy. Dude, I hate to think of it though. Poor kid. Yeah, it's okay. He'll figure it out. His whole house is decked with pineapples.

What do we got going on? over here with the waters on that side and me and Justin getting into it over here. It's called hydration. Same. I, uh, you know, I've been known as happening for a while. I've been drinking more and I've been eating

less healthy and I've been caring less. But I always had just my youth to get with me that I could uh, I could just, with my youth, I could just get away with it. Like it didn't really look like I didn't care about myself and then I saw a picture this weekend actually was a snap story like this show and want to make your own let me tell you about anchor it's free there's creation tools that allow you to record and edit your podcast right from your phone or computer now you can even add any song from

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fuck is that guy? And then I saw it was me. And I looked like a little alien, I'd need tea belly. And I went, man, I got to figure something out. So I've worked out twice this week. Nice. And I'm drinking water. dropping the podcast beers dropping all weekday beers i feel like i've just been tired lately so i'm trying

not to drink as much and just eat better like granola bars see it's healthy it's like an athlete type of thing ken you kind of showed a little glimpse there but can you get back up and and show the camera your shirt uh i'm working ken oh come over here can't ken's not trying to freaking think's the irs watch his podcast commit tax fraud can there be a it's like it's like buddy have you ever seen the shithead steve page no ken i'm just saying out of all of the shirts you could wear you're trying to put a red flag on yourself to the irs i commit tax fraud look into this guy it's a joke you should know about it you say it all the time hey it's a joke yeah i know but you could also say the same of wearing

like a shirt that says like sex offender. And somebody's like, wow, that shirt seems super aggressive. And you'd be like, it's a joke. Are you actually a Nike champion? What does that say? Are you a Nike champion? His mom said back when he was a t-ball. It's a t-shirt.

Live with it. It's funny. I do. It just seems oddly specific being that you haven't paid your taxes in the past couple years. Can you prove that? because I have the receipts that I did. Look, it's all fun in games until you got an audit.

So far, knock on wood, haven't been an audit yet. Well, you just wore the first day on two videos now. Hey. Some people think it's funny. You guys can't take a joke. I think it's hilarious. I think it's so funny, Ken. Why Barney?

Because it's random. The mascot for tax evasion is Barney. I waited a month for this T-shirt. The worst part is Ken gets this. this t-shirt and he puts it on like instantly and then no i got it yesterday every person today individually i was filming and it was like i said ken what's up with the shirt and then we go on a little bit ryan comes walking into the room he goes ken what's up with the shirt ben shows up an hour later and goes ken what's going on with the shirt and then i changed the

shirt and then i got soaking what so i had to put it back oh my gosh why you change the shirt because I'm sick and you're already incriminated yourself I want to know what he changed into commit treason basically no no you just put on an orange jumpsuit then treason it's just like a really hardcore barney commit treason shirt every t-shirt Ken wears is just incriminating himself in one way or another I think it's a great shirt Ken and I hope nothing bad comes of it I did report it to the IRS this sounds Sounds like you planned something and you're, you're conspiring over there. Yeah, I can't because I have a lot of connections at the IRS.

I don't know if you do or not. I probably reported you. Hey, keep an eye on this guy. What makes you say that? He's wearing a shirt that says, I commit tax fraud. It doesn't say I committed tax fraud. It just says commit tax fraud. Oh, so it's like, I'm not a drug dealer, but I think you, I think you should drug deal.

It's basically, you'll drugs. Yeah. Another one, it's got Barney on again. Why? By Barney. Barney's the face of all evil. Breaking the law. He's just so innocent.

You never would have expected it. Mike, you man. I just imagine you scrolling and just coming across that one and going like, yep, that's me. Look at that, Mully. Mike's got a Moll, too. Ben, that's actually what happened. I was like, you know what?

That's a funny shirt, 20 bucks. I'll buy it. I can stick me in that. Was that actually from Shithead Steve? was dude okay all jokes aside he has some ridiculous merch they're hilarious they're great i love them i haven't ordered any because i don't want to incriminate myself i haven't ordered any because none of them truly ring true to me but as soon as justin can broadcast himself to you know like a million and a half people he'll be sure to put it on just like the first pitch at a baseball game

he's wearing it next uh podcast doesn't comes on he just has a pineapple trying upside on He goes home and there's just, like, an entire freaking commercial bus of people outside. Jesus. Yeah, we just started driving and picking people up. That made the prank even funnier. I just sent random people over after and, like, had them keep showing up, like, naked and stuff. Yeah, your place actually got put on the map, so it's, like, it's mandatory. Everyone comes through Detroit Lakes.

There's like a yellow for swingers. That would be crazy. Dude, I bet there is. You know how, like, when you go on YouTube, sometimes a homepage just suggest random videos? Well, I think it was Vice. They did, like, a docu-series on this, like, resort slash, like, condo place in Florida,

where basically it's for swingers. And they all live there and, like, walk around and swing. Just randomly popped up in your explorer page. Yeah, no, it's on Vice, dude, because they have a bunch of different documentaries, but anyways. Vice used to have the, craziest like stories ever they're hit or miss it's so weird because they have like different people every time i feel like they just needed to do i guess it's tough obviously you want to do as many as

possible but they should just have one guy that just runs the whole thing and does all the best stories yes i think peak vice was the like 10 years ago with the north korea stuff yes that was the peak vice it was downhill from there north korea stuff yeah it's like i don't know who the founder is that he got like a ticket or like an invite to go tour north Korea and like film the whole thing yeah it was a great document and they were able to film it yeah are they able to show like true north career or did they set it up like they did in the interview where they oh they fake grocery stores they're they like okay you can film this you can't film this but they still filmed it and they're like oh no no no we're not recording do that whole

bullshit holy frick that is balls you're in north korea you're playing life or more so work camp Um, yeah, work camp. I don't even want to say death. Death would be like best case scenario. Life or work camp sounds like to be on a shirt. Dude, it's terrible over there. That's what I'm saying. Like, Vice used to be like crazy, crazy stories. They had like one where they infiltrated like a drug cartel in the Congo or something. It was just, I can't believe they got away with it where this dude just plain Jane white guy walking around, put on like a vest and some cargo shorts and somehow didn't just get beheaded while he was around these crazy, crazy drug cartel people and like documented everything it they had so many years of this

crazy documentaries and then it just kind of like i think like cbs or somebody bought them out and i feel like just after that they just been way too corporate and it's just it didn't have the same like spice and kick and nothing like what do you guys think would be more nerve-wracking filming a prank or filming a documentary in north korea documentary depends on the prank i'm also depends is the prank with cheddar if it's a cheddar prank I'm taking Kim Jung

I bet cheddar would prank Kim Jung he just doesn't deny it he's like I might it's crazy the extent that certain journalists will go to especially in like the countries like

Afghanistan oh yeah it's like damn near guaranteed death they live in like constant fear and they're just like just doing it because they love journalism

and they want people to know the truth and it's wild how many people do that and then they're under protection and then as soon as the protection goes away gone. When a power structure falls apart, the first people always go are the journalists

because they're the ones who like are saying truth to power and like if something super corrupt is happening and they're trying to get it out to the people a lot of them will just like gone. Yeah, it's wild. Do you think that the United States is, like, getting in that direction just because of, like,

I don't want to say corruption, but just, like, shielding of truth? I don't know. I feel like, as a country, I feel like we have a skewed sense of how bad it really is. Not saying it's great. It's certainly not. But there are way worse off countries in the world that are, like, truly seeing really, really gnarly corruption. And not saying that we're not going to get there, totally possible. It would really suck.

But we're far out. out from that, I think. And maybe that's silly for me to say. Maybe it's way worse than we all know. We're just, we're ran by a bunch of old people who don't know what they're doing and they don't really understand modern United States. And it just seems like there's a disconnect between what people want and what the government does, regardless of who's running it and nobody's ever happy. What do you think modern United States are like, what do you mean by that? I feel like everybody's really divided, but they're less divided than they feel like they are, if that makes sense. I feel like people in general have a lot more in common than they think they do. And there's just the narrative that

like people can't get along and you have two polar opposite sides. But like we all have friends all across all different parts of a political spectrum. And we're kind of living truth that you can get along with anybody if it's not, if your life doesn't revolve around one polarizing thing. I don't know. It's kind of like the Twitter example where like people think that what happens on Twitter is real life just because stuff on Twitter gets traction. It's not necessarily that there's a lot of people that are on Twitter that believe that happens on Twitter. It's just that the stuff on Twitter gets traction from high-profile people.

So then more people think that that's like a big deal when, I don't know, only like 15% of the population is actually on Twitter or something crazy statistic. Do you use Twitter? No. I don't either. I have no interest in Twitter. It's all just negative.

I've got Twitter in years. If something big happens on Twitter, they get the little API thing cut out and it gets posted somewhere. else yeah exactly it's it's almost like reddit where like stuff happens there and then it just gets posted elsewhere so if it's a big deal it's always going to find it everywhere else there's so much garbage to sift through yeah exactly that's the problem it's a great platform if you want to like air out your laundry and just be angry for 10 minutes and then just log off and whatever but it's just i don't know i've never really what benefit does that do to the world ever happened i guess

Elon backed out of buying yeah yeah dude i guess he got caught and don't quote me i guess this is just what I heard. I guess he was like hooking up with one of the workers at Twitter and it was his mistress and got her pregnant. Damn. No, that was a, that was SpaceX. Oh, totally different. Anyway, now he's backing out of buying Twitter. I thought it was going to say about it. What's not having anything to do with Twitter though? There was something that popped up where it was like he wanted to sell like seven or eight billion dollars with a Tesla stock. But the only way he could do that without like tanking the stock price was to like buy like make a major investment in this corporation so like when he announced he was going to sell twitter he then went

through sold a bunch of this Tesla stock and now that he's backing out there's a one billion dollar breakup fee that he might have to pay holy shit but by the time you do like the tax liability stuff it's only really like 600 million so then 100 million for lawyers and all that stuff so like he still gets like six or seven billion dollars out of this deal that's so crazy and didn't affect the Tesla stock, I mean, it still went down, but it like didn't material affect the stock price at all. So it was just a, I think like it's, oh, look, look what's happening over here. Well, I do this over here. Really? That's what it kind of seems like, but nothing, none of that's confirmed. Nobody knows if that's really not. I guess Twitter's suing Elon must know.

Damn. Yeah. What? Why? I'm not sure. Like breach of contract? Yeah, because it's basically, they've terminated their deal. They want the sale to go through. But Elon's like, eh, fuck it. so worst case nary pays him a billion bucks he's he's out of there just a bill just a quick billion just think of it it's a billion dollars and for him it's like a drop in the bucket dude that is such a wild life how much do you think that guy sleeps uh he he's told he sleeps like to the minute like i think uh five hours and 45 minutes like down to the minute that's anything more he doesn't need or it doesn't like benefit him and anything less he can like feel so that's like his pocket

He breaks down the way that he spends time. So when he was talking about buying Twitter, all the investors of Tesla were like, oh, is this going to affect the stock prices? Is this going to affect the company? He's like, no, I spend exactly 78% of my time on Tesla, 3% of my time on Neurrolink. 2% will be on Twitter. The rest on SpaceX and whatever else. Like he breaks it down like percentage wise, but yeah, he's just a robot.

I have never met anybody like him. and obviously there probably isn't that many people like him because he's the only like robotic billionaire that exists that operates the way that he does. This is a huge generalization. But like super wealthy people just seem to be like really savvy business people who made right investments and like made great companies and then just built and built and built with investments over time.

And he is one of a few people that is constantly, everything he does is very innovative. There's so many directions. is that it goes all at once. It's not like Amazon and Bezos granted another incredible entrepreneur, whatever you think of him. It's like he has one major like focal point that he goes down and it's very successful. He has branched out after it became successful.

But Musk has always had like multiple things going for a very long time. It's just, it's strange. He's a robot. Literally is the only way you can describe it. Except I guess he sounds like he loves a fuck. the dude literally does not know how to pull out yeah he doesn't Twitter is the only thing he's ever pulled out of

that's good that was good it's true he's like nine kids freaking trucking what yeah he's nine kids after like I think the the space the SpaceX lady that's like his

think he or she had twins but it's like nine kids now oh my god sorry that just like killed me he's just this incredible entrepreneur and he loves the fuck he does yeah this is like four or five women too

damn think he's a swinger sounds like he was bringing home amber heard and that other gal that was a weird time for society the whole amber heard johnny depth thing i think going back to what you said on on how the united states is separated i think that was one of the things that brought everyone together

everyone could agree that amber heard was a psycho that sucks for her but also she did it to herself. Yeah, big bummer. Big bummer. Yeah, she did that to herself, though. She'll be okay. Yeah, I think she'll be.

I don't know if she, how do you ever recover from something like that? Well, actually, you're right. She totally lost a lot of money by, lost money, lost credibility, lost, like she'll probably never get kicked up again. Dude, give it five years.

She got cut from all of her movies, I think. Yeah. Imagine why she owed Johnny Depp like $26 million and she's worth like 10? Well, she had to pay out, like just shy at 10 million for this most recent lawsuit but then there's other lawsuits that are involved and then she still owes the ACLU and whatever I can't remember what the other god damn but yeah I don't think she owe them she just like pledged to donate to them but she didn't like so she hasn't she pledged so if you pledged to make a donation do you have to make the

donation like can you just say oh sorry things things happen I can't I don't have the money yeah I don't know is that a thing everybody got like so infatuated with that because it was just like it was like real time real housewives type shit where it was just like oh my god this is very entertaining the craziest shit happened every day also who shits on somebody's pillow crazy somebody who is mentally deranged yeah how can how mad do you got to be to shit on somebody's pillow in your opinion you got to be mad like how mad do it can no would you no if you What if it was like Evan's shit on your pillow, would you go shit on his?

I would go have diarrhea on his bed. You would just take a black accident? Yes. You probably don't need it. Yeah, that'd be a shitty day. Do you think he got pink eye? I bet he got a hotel. There's no way you can walk into the bed like that.

You can clean it all you want. You have to get a new bed. You probably burn. She poofs in the bed or something I'm obviously leaving for the night You're buying a new bed I've got a hotel You think it was like exaggerated though

Not like I'm not in camp heard or anything But like Like do you think that it was like skid marks No I think it was a full on log dude You think so Otherwise why would it be such a thing I don't know because it's

That's like one of the funniest things I've ever heard a girl do It's pretty funny If she did that on purpose That's fucking funny I was proud of that. Do you think it was mid-argument, or do you think it was, like, post-argument? Like, they get in a fight and she's like, I'm pissed, then just dumps in the bed.

Or do you think it was, like, mid-sparring? And she just like, you're a piece of shit and just hops up on the bed, just drops it. I don't know. What are you doing that? I can't even put myself in that position. You know how, like, after you nut, you have post-nut clarity? Do you think after she dropped the log, she was like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. Post-log clarity.

Uh-oh. Oh, this is going to end poorly for me. Well, I'm cleaning that up. Your girl can do certain things and you just brush it on. Move on with it, but that's just one of those. You just brush it off, roll it off the bed. You said brush it on. Brush it off.

Yeah, yeah, sorry. Sorry. That one, man. Yeah, that's super gnarly. So what's your guys' opinion on this whole, like, online gambling thing? Like becoming bigger and bigger and bigger. You see Drake just won 12 million? 17 million. That's what made me think of it.

What on earth, dude, I want to try. That's what I think. I think it's all a scam. Hey, guys, quick break in the podcast today for a word from our sponsor, Vessie. It's a bit of a joke around here that I say, I don't go anywhere near the water unless I'm wearing my Vessies, but it's true. These really are the best shoes for our unpredictable lifestyle. Vessies are perfect for wearing around the shop because one minute you might be at your computer, and the next, you're riding through a puddle, pressure washing your car, or filming in the rain. Vessies are made from Dimitex, a dual climate knit material, meaning they breathe in the summer but yet are still warm in the winter and 100% waterproof.

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sponsoring today's podcast. Now back to the content. To what degree? It's a scam as in you can't win or you think that they just rig it for these influencers. I kind of feel that way. I feel like, they always they always have like some kind of video going where that there's somebody wins big and it's always some kind of big influencer it's kind of like the whole milk what was it rubet or whatever it was where you know they're they're not gambling with their own money necessarily that you know it's not proven or anything but it's suspected and i i just it just feels fishy where it's like i feel like the odds might be different if you're like at one IP address, and then this other IP address where the public might go to,

the odds might be completely messed with. Because it's all online, it's all offshore, it's not regulated by the U.S. I think if you're wearing a hat and a t-shirt that is the name of the website that you're gambling on, your odds are probably higher at winning. And I don't have any problem with it, but I'm just saying like in when I think about doing myself, I'm like, what are the odds I actually win? And you have to have a lot of freaking money to play it with. And you got to, like, jump, if you want to do it from the U.S.,

you have to jump through so many different groups, you have to get a BPN, like, how legit can this business be? And it's just like, something seems efficient. There's so many videos on the internet about it. Do people lose? Oh, yeah, a lot of people. And I think you have to lose in order to see a, like, the thing with Rubet was, if you used a referral code, that creator got a cut off of your losses.

So they talk about how they. That's a model. So now, I guess with Steve will do it as the example. example they talk about how they gamble with their own raw balance and every time that they stream or make a video on it they get like a hundred grand to gamble with and you can either take that hundred grand and you could gamble 50 of it if you lose all that 50 you could take the other 50 and walk or you can do that 10 grand walk with 90 probably actually something in the contract that's like you have to gamble at least 75% of it but I know that that's how they're like this is my own money

because then they, like, give it to them as, like, endorsement. That's their payment for doing the plug. But with Drake winning $17 million on a roulette, one roulette game. That's going to be just Drake's payment for doing a promo at that point. 17 million? That's, it's, you think Drake's getting paid 17 million? They was doing it in a strip club.

When he won, he was at a strip club playing on his computer. How weird is that to think? That's very strange. club and then you just bring your computer with but like a guy like that isn't a normal. That's got to be this. You have a laptop in a strip club. Because he probably lives there. That's disrespectful, bro.

Yeah, he's like, yo. You pull up and like nice just stop typing. Yo, is that against the rules to like work from a strip club? Like when you're working from home, like imagine being in a Zoom call and you're at the strip club. Ben, Ben, just pull out your phone.

They slap that shit away from you immediately. Right, but can you do it with computer i don't know they're like full streaming they got like a camera set up and everything oh i suppose yeah regardless that is such a wild thing to me that you can just go online bet on roulette and just walk out with 17 million dollars it does make me kind of want to gamble though some of my wife's cousins they're really into sports betting and every time i watch them get into like a long parlay of sports bets it's just like okay this could be really fun because it's not really high risk and it can pay out really well and you can just bet on random stuff.

Like you can bet on somebody playing a video game. You can bet on somebody playing basketball. You can bet on tennis. You can bet on literally anything that is televised. And you can get paid for it. So if you win. Yeah, if you win. But it's not.

So are the odds of winning, like betting on sports better than if you were to go and play like a game like Blackjack or roulette or anything like that? I think the appeal to sports betting is that there's, it's not purely up to chance. so like you can go back and you can see all right this player has been doing this well over the last seven games and you can look at their you can go back and see all their statistics and say I'm betting that this player is going to score over 25 points in this game there's such thing as professional gamblers oh yeah their job is literally they just bet on a bunch of games and like study and like they're just constantly doing it so like sports betting that's based on like skill um like gambling relatively but they're still obviously Table games is like a game of chance is how you would technically, I think, call it. For the most part, but, like, obviously in poker, you have a higher chance of winning if you're good. Poker, blackjack. I mean, roulette, that's strictly chance. Yeah, there's obviously a higher probability depending on what you pick.

We're at the roulette table in Vegas, and I'm standing next to this guy that just walks up, I'm down, I'm losing, like, everything. I think I lost, like, $700 at this one table. So I'm just like not having a good time This guy walks up Super drunk And throws down like a hundred chip Like a hundred dollar chip On like a bunch of different numbers right

And I'm watching this just like Oh This guy's fucked The roulette lady Steels him out And he goes Honey this one's for you This one's for you

Like betting her tip And puts it on the number two and then wins, the number gets a $3,500 payout, and then she gets a $3,500 payout. And she was celebrating, he was celebrating. I was over there like, God damn it. That place sucked, but it was pretty fun. Yeah, I think I even lost my hand on that one too.

You got even more. Everyone went. Yeah. Seven grand gets one and you're just like, fuck. But yeah, I even lost and just watching them like celebrate. I was like, that was pretty fun. I should stay here and do it. another hand or two.

Okay, so when you guys are in Vegas, what's your go-to games to play or your go-to? Black Jack? Black Jack. Black Jack? And a little bit of roulette with Evan. Evan loves roulette. I hate the chance of just throwing random chips on random spots.

I mean, like, we'll see what happens. I hate that. The thing about Blackjack, that's fun, is like, the camaraderie with the homies. Yeah, true. When the table's hot and everyone's winning and the vibes are. up and then the dealer is like kind of working with you guys and they're celebrating the winds too and it's just like you're getting free drinks and it's like a whole vibe and it's a whole time and even if you wash completely and you spend an hour there you go up a grand and you lose it all and you go back

to zero and you're like you never walk away like i should have walked at a thousand bucks i mean you do but you're like man that was a good time you just always is pretty fun you just spend an hour didn't lose any money it's not always how it goes but uh didn't lose any money got free drinks and got to have an absolute time with the boys. So you get free drinks when you're at the table? Yeah. You've never been to Vegas? So I've been to Vegas once to literally land on a plane and then drive out of Vegas.

So yeah, when we go for Seema, that's going to be my first time ever actually spending time. You basically go to like gamble for a little bit and then the drinks girls will come and like take your order and then basically it's like tip them basically. And if you're Ken, you don't even have to tip them. He just wears the tax evasion shirt and then he's just away from this guy. We don't want to take his money. Pay him. They're like, you're going to need it. I know specifically I had to tell you you have to tip these girls.

Okay. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, I got. I mean, I caught you. But. No.

I mean, right when we got there. Yeah. And I said, well, how come you weren't then? I was. I think you were paying them for other reasons, though. To load the, load the deck or what? Yeah, he's doing something. We won't talk about

What is it, Ben? I don't want to, no. Okay, but Blackjack is at its worst when you're leaving the club. You're like, oh, I'll go. I've been drinking all day. I'll go gamble a little bit. It's 4 a.m.

Can't count. Can't do anything. Like three plus five. Can't count. I'm hardly breathing, but I'm at backjack, baby. What's the most that you guys have, like, one on a table in Vegas?

I don't know if you can say dollar amounts. No one's one. No. What do you mean one? Why am I going to Vegas with you guys? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I didn't say we won money. I just said we had a good time and the vibes were high.

The best I've done is I've been even. Damn. That's the best. When you walk out of the casino at 4 a.m. And you didn't lose any money. Like, is it true that there's literally like slots or roulette or tables in like every hotel and everything? Everywhere.

I am so incredibly jealous of you. Being able to experience this for the first time When you go The first thing you'll see The second you step off the airplane is a slot machine Funny story about slot machines The only time It's not the only time

But my dad wants one A couple hundred bucks on a slot machine Right before he boarded his plane home from Vegas He was there for work and he had like He was like all Tuss like 20 bucks into a slot machine Walked out with like 700 That's awesome

Yeah So I'm really hoping that that's like a genetic thing and that just gets passed down to me. I'm sure it is. So I'm hitting one airport slot machine and then I'm just hanging out after that. If it hits, I'm going nuts. If I'm not, I'm just going to stay in the airport. Dude, our buddy won 100 grand off of a scratch off last week.

Yeah. What? Yeah. There's a $100,000 scratch off? I guess. $50 tickets. Where? In Moorhead.

Moorhead. No way. That's crazy. He sent a picture and he's like, what does this mean? Because it like made none of the numbers. like lined up it made no sense 100 racks like went to the gas station scanned it and they're like oh no you have to go to the office

and then that office is like you have to go to Minneapolis you have to go to Minneapolis so did he find out when he got to Minneapolis or did they like tell him beforehand no I think it was like when he went to the gas stations like they told him it's a big winner just how funny would that be you get to Minneapolis like sick dude I think he was he can hold in that

little ticket I'd be like fuck I think he was what if this thing rips what if it fucking blows away if I lose it I would be like holy steals it dude I don't care what time it was I just I started driving right to Minneapolis. Oh, yeah. I'd just drop everything.

Yep. Start driving. 100 grand on a, that's insane. That's absolute. You said scratch off or a pull tab? Scratch off. I had a pull tab in my head. That's why I was super mind blown by that.

You're sitting at the end. I know, sitting, eating a burger just like, oh, that's 100K. Sick. No, scratch up, I guess makes sense. But, man, that is the most I've heard from. I don't know anybody who's won, like, a lot. I clearly don't know anybody who's good at gambling. I've never known.

anybody to, like, win big on a scratch-off. Well, and Ken, you just got to put enough money in. Keep trying. Except for you, Ev, you always lose. Yeah. Quit trying. Just quit while you're... Right now, not ahead.

When we were walking out at lunch today, Evan, put a couple bucks into the pull-tab machine as soon as you left. Did you win? And you didn't realize I was still in there. I go, Evan. Did you win? No. How much did you put in?

Ten bucks. It'd be one thing if you were pulling winners, Evan. But, dude, I've been first. with you for three years. I've never seen you win on Bull Tabs. What about that night you dropped out early? And I want all the money back. Yeah, to be even. Wasn't a lot. The last time you guys were there, what was the, like, the itinerary for the trip?

What was it like, you get off the plane? The thing about Vegas is there's actually, like, kind of not an itinerary, and that's what's, like, fun. But you just, like, bounce around, and, like, half the crew might just go downstairs in the hotel and be degenerate. gamblers and the other half might just like walk around and like Ryan went and got a massage like during half the day and like that was a terrible representation of Vegas everybody has a great time you gamble you're trying to get massages everyone's grambling gambling Ryan's getting massages all day long. It's a relaxing trip of my year dude it's great no you can literally do whatever

you want there that's what I was saying. So the thing about C-Mine is the show. Right into this pot. You know, I actually go to Vegas for the salt floats. So the thing with FEMA is it takes up like the entire Las Vegas Convention Center and it's gigantic. So you can't physically see like you can't walk through all the different booths like in one day. So it's just like, okay, you know, let's look at this place.

You know, they have off-road stuff. It'll take you a while. And it's like, I am so overstimulated. I got to go do something else. I got to get out of here. Ken was all over-stimulated because he was on Molly. He's sitting in the bathroom, just freaking out. Okay, that was the worst representation of Vegas.

I'm ever here. Dude, just all in all, just terrible. I might do that this year. I might do a spot a instead of I'll lose less money. But no, I, oh, my God, that was funny. We went out. Normally you go to Seema. It's really fun, but you could walk all day and not even see a portion of it. So then you quit walking and you go to the casino and you go gamble and that's fun.

And then normally you go out to dinner and then we either plan on going to a show or don't plan on going to show and then end up going anyway. Nice. Find a show, go, stay there until about 2 a.m. And then you either come back and gamble like an idiot, which we all do, or you go to bed. Like a smart guy. And then so the reason I got a massage is I woke up ridiculously hung over at because I was out to like 5 a.m. And all the breakfast places are closed. So the only option to eat was like a Philly cheese steak.

So I go get a Philly cheese steak, try to get not hung over. And I walk by those little like mall massage things, you know, where they put you on the bench. Oh, this is where this is going. Yeah, I'm telling the massage story. I got to clear that up, dude. You've got to clear the other things. We've got to clear the air. This is why Ryan sat down to clear the massage story.

Yeah, of course. We got to know. I got to know what I'm going to do when I'm there. So that when you're really hung over. So where's the best massages, Ryan? Whichever one's nearest. And so, no, I walked by and the sign was like 30 minutes for $30. It was the best deal in town.

That's a pretty killer deal. Yes. I sat down, got a little massage and felt great. Hangover gone. Unironically, did it help to hang up. Yes, no, definitely. It was great. This is going to sound weird.

Can you hire out masseuses? For like special room delivery? Yeah, is that a thing? I think that's just called prostitution. No, no, no, no, no. And yes, Vegas has that too. That sounds like a Vegas thing that you could like, you know, get room service for food.

Well, you can get that. I got Ken one in, I got one in Florida. Yeah, you can hire a masseuse to show up. Did you really do that in Florida? We woke Ken up for his baby. Grace with his Asian masseuse. Like he, the Asian, no, no, like an actual masseuse.

Like, he cost like 200 bucks. Like a professional. Woke Ken up out of bed. Like, imagine this random, like, Asian dude that barely speaks like English, like, come morning. He's like, are you ready for your massage? And he has no idea what's going on.

And then he sees it's just sitting there filming in the corner. And then he had everything all set up by the pool and Ken walked out and the guy starts massaging Ken right Ben walks up to the guy switches out as Ken's face down starts doing all this weird shit to him right like he gets up on the table

and like mounts Ken like he's like mounting him and he's like kind of rubbing him and he's laying there then he starts standing on the table and using his foot as like the massage and he's like massage

between those circles with toes and then I get down in his ear I was like mm yeah like that big Ken and isn't that when he turned around and he looked at me and he's like oh

he goes oh my god what happened to the what happened to the Asian guy and I go oh that was a roofer from next door we paid to wake you up and he turns around and he looks over and the house is getting a roof next door and he goes what the

fuck This was the day that Ken was about to go head to head With professional race car drivers Well Some of them were There was a few out there Yeah Ken was nervous

He was on edge I just remember here Let's just say it loosened him up Something went wrong with your car Right I ran over a barrel He goes I ran over a barrel I crashed

Yes something did happen to the car It was the car. Mike, you want to hop in, buddy? Ev, you want to hop in here? Fucking cracking up, though. This is funny. So Evan's fuel pump was like... Full pump was borderline about to go out on his truck

and he was like calling it. And then shortly after you said that, it did go out. Well, it turns out that the fuel pump actually didn't go out. It just quit working. But I assumed it did. So like anyone, I cut a hole in the box of the pickup to save time. Instead of what, dropping the gas thing? Well, yeah, either drop the gas tank or unbolt the box and take it all the way off.

Okay. So just cut a hole in it? Yeah. Okay. And then put a new fuel pump in it. Still doesn't work. Found out there's some goofy control module and you have to, like, bring it to the dealership and have it calibrated. So we just wired it into the rear window defrost.

So it would be nice in factory, you know, a nice button that's already there, instead of like a toggle switch. And it worked great. It's how I found out that every 10 minutes, the button resets. The defrosh shuts off. So when I'm driving, like, from Duluth to the shop, I got to press the button like 35 times. And you know, like, you're driving. It doesn't just die immediately, but, you know, it actually got me in the construction the other day. So I'm down in, like, in one lane cones.

I'm really focusing on driving and I'm going slow. And I just realized my truck. isn't running so I gotta like pop it into neutral turn the pump on start it back up all with like no power steering well drive into construction had our traffic yeah it works yeah it was a little stressful but so your pump's got like an oven timer on it why does it it just shuts off at why because the defrosters are like they only stay on for so long yeah if I plug the fuel pump in like it's supposed to it goes through some module that I didn't have access to at the time so yeah it just wired it to the switch, and the switch I wired it to, happens to be on a timer, yes.

Maybe it should have to, like, the fog lights or something. That probably would have been a good idea, hindsight. The fog lights were in the front of the truck, so you had to run. I mean, you tapped in there because it was in the back. No, I went right into where the fuse should go. You just shove the wire in there. Oh, shit. We can put in a different spot.

Five minutes. I mean, I ran it by my mechanic, Cole, and this was our best option. And it's funny because it seems, well, I mean, you're the one who has to drive it, but it seems so inconvenient. Is it? You know, right away it seemed really ridiculous. But at this point, almost a month, just normal. It's part of the driving experience.

Yeah. Which the shab has a lot of. I remember my first time meeting you was you had just finished a trip across the state and you got here and your lug nuts were all too loose or something like. And your wheel literally was falling off of your truck. It was just demolished. It did fall off. I had to go pick him up.

Yeah. Yeah, you had to pick me up in Wadena. And I just remember being like, dude, what happened in your truck? And you're like, nah. It's just the most mellow shit. You didn't even want to say like, that wheel fell off. And then we drove it off the trailer. With three wheels and using the brake rotor as the fourth wheel.

We got her. It'll get you home, though. Yeah. It worked out. It all buffed. Did you guys see the video of the, there's this guy who was modifying. He had a Tesla plaid and he like gutted the whole thing and had done some reprogramming

and it was doing a track day with it. But he had bled his brakes like right before he went on the track and he replaced his high performance brake fluid with standard like Ford. focus break fluid or something who's not like up to par for the ceramic brakes that a plaid has. Right. He's doing 170 miles.

It's like 150 or 170 miles an hour. It's fast down this straightaway on this track and his brakes fail as he's coming into a corner. It's the most terrifying. I wish I knew the guy's YouTube channel. It's incredible. It's a cool build and everything. Super bummer that it's like.

Which doesn't exist anymore? It exists in pieces. But he had this incredibly fast Tesla Was doing the track day with it And it's the scariest in-car footage I've ever seen of a car crash But if you're doing a Tesla build Why are you going to put dot 3

Great Fluid in like Oh yeah You're going to the race track It doesn't make sense It doesn't make sense He made a video of it afterwards Where he's like that was really done Like most mistakes

You look back and you go yeah I was dumb Shouldn't have done that I save $4 on the build But, yeah, he's got this super jarring footage from the inside because he's got cameras all over the place. And he's going, he's like, 120, 1.30, 140. He's like, coming into turn 7. He's like, no brakes, no breaks, no breaks.

And it's just, you see the car go sideways and then slam into a barrier. And this guy has no helmet, no fire suit, and no race harness. What? In normal seatbelt, no helmet? He's running raw. He walked away. So I'm assuming he kept the airbags in this vehicle. I don't think so.

Because I was going to say, I know Tesla's have good airbags, but like what? And also to think that he basically, I mean, people have crashed going a little faster. Probably not many, but a gutted Tesla plaid has to be like the fastest car that you can drive, basically among a few. I just can't believe you didn't have a helmet on or anything. Like, don't they normally not let you onto the track? Don't you have to if your car's like a certain speed? Don't you have to have a harness and shit? Yeah.

So there's like all, he explained all of it. And I admittedly didn't watch the whole video. Sorry. But he basically had like these special circumstances where he had like rented the track for the day. So he was able to just like, he said it was just a test lap. And then he starts giving her. And so he wasn't fully equipped. And yeah, bad news bears.

Miraculous, dude. Yeah. Unbelievable that he survived. But to confirm that electric cars are so cool is that one, he survived and damn, it looked cool while he did it. It was so freaking fast that it doesn't even look real. As you see him going around a track, it's faster than any car I've ever seen it go around a track ever. Right. Looks like an RC car speed-wise.

Yes, it looks like a Trax's car that's like scaled up. It's just, it doesn't make sense. Well, what did Slim say? When you got the power to go, you need to have the power. power to go whoa I love how he said it like that whoa which is true I remember when I got in like the

when we had the car show and I got in this guy's BMW and it was like 900 horse all-wheel drive. Absolutely blew my socks off it was the fastest thing I'd ever ever been in and he

comes cruising up and I'm like I mean I don't know how fast you're going like well over 100 and I'm like dude like we're coming up on a truck and then he like hits the brakes and it was the most like aggressive perfect like slowdown ever he goes I'm not going to build a car with this much power and like not match the the brake quality which I'm like that's the type of energy we like to see after doing a pole like that so no helmet regular seatbelt there's no airbags in this thing there's no rear door there's no real door nor rear window I mean this thing is gutted like gills yeah really gutted okay yeah so So right here is, he's on the straight now. Holy cheek.

You hear? You told me that's not the scariest sheet you've ever heard. Holy crap, dude. Your own man just going, he just knocked the wind out of him. He was good. You got a guy making deer coat. Holy crap, dude.

Holy crap. Okay, so he hit tires. That makes it feel a lot better. Looks like some airbags went off. No helmet, dude. I love how he was still vlogging up until basically him crashing. Literally the moment he crashed. So I thought it was crazy when I said 170.

He said 160 on the tax. He slowed down quite a bit from there, but he had to have still been going above 100. That's insane And the guy walked away from this It's pretty impressive Yeah This is the same guy

I haven't seen this video But this is the same guy Who drove his tests underwater I'm trying to get Ken to let us do that with this Honestly It looked No not that Underwater

I watched the video of them driving the Tesla underwater It looked like Way more work than it was worth For the outcome Glad he did it Somebody had to do it I guess But he like barely went underwater

And then they basically just drove it out And it was like You know Weeks worth of planning for nothing but I just want to take Ken's car right now pile the boys in say we're going to go get dinner and then just take it to drop

by the beach first and just I thought you're going to say find a tire barrier imagine how much cooler that crash would have been if it sounded like your Camaro just saying that's true you had the thing just the valid point it's like it's a scary crash but at the same time it's just like oh he's going fast and it sounds like wind

And now he's not moving anymore. In a Tesla, I mean, so you're in a real car, you could have downshifted. Oh, you're saying a Tesla's not a real car. No, but you know what I mean? There's some options to slow you down a little bit. There's nothing you can do in a Tesla, right? You got no brakes and you let off the gas. If your brakes fail, you are at the mercy of the region of the motors.

If the regent is still working, the region slowdown of a Tesla is way more aggressive than your average car just rolling. Yeah. Way more aggressive. So I think that's why he was going 160 and the regent kicked in, but he still was probably going at least 100 when he hit that wall. When Ken lets off the accelerator in it, I mean, it feels like someone's hitting the brakes. Yeah.

When you take power from an electric motor, it just naturally starts to break. So it just, I mean, still, it doesn't do much when you're doing 170s. But, well, Justin, I mean, we appreciate your time coming out today, dude. Appreciate you guys. Yeah, you're a great kid. Yeah, you are a good kid, dude. A bunch of good kids. it's always good so uh don't forget to say hi to justin in the comments you'll be scrolling through those

um i'm gonna make you i'm gonna force you're gonna make you sit at a desk and read all the comments so keep my eyes just scrolling thanks for coming out jostom we appreciate it buddy thank you for having me boys bye everybody bye