Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Travis Pastrana’s Gnarly Crash, CJ Might Lose His License, & Ryan QUITS the Freedom 500

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

In today’s episode Ryan is back from the freedom 500 where he briefly held the lead against a stacked drivers list. Dalton gets stopped by TSA because he looks so different, and Mike is at marriage school. We break down Travis Pastrana’s failed stunt in our hometown, and who we would call to get us out of jail. Sober Ben gets locked out of a hotel room and has to sleep on the roof of a Lamborghini. Teslas across the country are getting vandalized. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Book an appointment at https://www.zocdoc.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TSA pulls Dalton the side because he doesn't look like his ID anymore. I locked up all four and we skidding down the highway. So he was trying to do a 360 at 120 miles per hour if you haven't seen it. Like you have to get in the ambulance. Like we have to check you out. I can't get one more speeding ticket. I always I'll lose my license. Man, fellas, it's maybe the first time ever that I'm not happy to be here.

Really? should be driving that zero six home you really should be man i can't believe you're here like the turnaround time for real pretty insane i was just watching you on tv like 12 hours ago in florida yeah we got home or to the hotel from the freedom factory at 1230 took off at 630 out of florida dude that's a quick turn it's now 1130 and i'm here that's in and out you were absolutely killing it for those first few laps it was more than a few can it was Fastest lap time for the first, I think, like, 23 laps, I think it was. Really? Yeah, you had the fastest lap time for the first 23 laps.

Randy, you had no one in front of you. I want to add some contacts here. Yeah. So Ryan just got done racing in our buddy Cleves McFarland's Freedom 500 race. Yes. And the stakes were high. Usually there's a pretty sweet prize, but this time there's a brand new Z-O-6 or a brand-new sprinter van. So like a $150,000 prize.

I got to say, the sprinter van was even nicer in person. Like, it was a pretty nice step up from ours, but less seating. It wasn't as big, but it was freaking nice. So we've raced in, I don't know, seven of these races at this point. Like, we've gone through the whole gauntlet of, like, each one of us have driven. And now we're, like, going back to it. So, like, everyone drove. So this time we're like, all right, well, who wants to do it for the second time?

And Ryan volunteered. I don't want to say that we didn't have confidence in him. but like... None of you bought a plane ticket. Let's just say it's a lot of work to fly from Minnesota, down to Florida and go and watch this race, which we usually know how it's going to end. And usually it doesn't end for us.

Like the car gets taken out like halfway through or in the beginning at some point. We don't finish the race. I don't know if we've ever finished any of these races. I finished mine. Okay, Ken finished his. Actually, Ken did start us out pretty hot with an insane.

first couple laps just trying to be a showmanship there taking out barrels and it's kind of all been downhill from from there so like people have already been like i can't believe you guys didn't go down there look we weren't quite as confident as we have been in the past and we've learned from the previous races but ryan showed up and put on an absolute show honestly starting out there was one other driver in front of me i was number two on the pole which i did get kind of lucky but cleat came to me and he goes dude you qualified 10th that's really good i qualified better than guys who have done it for like nine races like we're probably not doing the right strategy where we send all of us like it's the most fun for all of us we all get a chance at it but we should have like

really been honed in crafting one driver yeah sounds like ken i guess but we should just been crafting one driver over the last nine races so yeah you qualified in the middle of the pack you were out front because they did like an inverse yeah like they like cut cut the qualifying in half and anyone like 11th and back was in the front yeah it's kind of confused by that it was kind of confused it was the idea was is you put the faster guys in the middle so then there's more competition got and all the fast guys don't just run away with it granted it was like the first time that i'd watch the race like on the tv because we've been there which has been sick but dude on the tv was like arguably more lit i was wondering how was the stream it was so

awesome dude because like they were just showing like the most entertainment stuff the whole time right you never missed anything we're like replays in the stands you kind of you're I'm just watching like our guy right and usually our guys in the back so it's not always the most entertaining but like on stream it was just constant mayhem also the commentators like it was it honestly was awesome we were cheering so loud Ryan and it's not that we didn't have faith in you not only that we didn't really have that much faith in you it was just like you know we're saving the budget the budget was getting small the budget was getting small for the video, you know, and to send five, six guys down there with plane tickets

and then you got to get some rooming and food and all that, you know, you're looking like 10 G's minimum. 10 G's if you're lucky. So like, we decided we're going to stay back. Maybe the reason why we were doing so bad is because we all go. Maybe our luck will change if we stay back. And it honestly kind of did because, like, you know, you were, you were dominating at the beginning. Obviously, you were in the front.

you pass whistling diesel and uh you were leading for probably i think the first 20 laps or so until you're basically your your front left tire was gone you could just tell because you'd watch you just push up push through the corner yeah you were all over the play it looked like you were out there on ice compared to everyone else it felt like that but i actually kind of thought drivers were like you know when when like race car drivers are like it's a fatigue sport you have to have endurance i'm like i don't know man turn wheel hold your body straight but i was losing i definitely was losing focus like 20, 25 laps. Really? Like it was definitely tires, but I was getting tired and like I just wasn't breaking

the same way I did. And then I got pushed out of my line. And what was dumb was I got past and I was thinking to myself, I can just get back into first like I just did. Well, everybody else was catching up and it got in a few laps under the belt and they all just started blowing by me. I just kept dropping back. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if you can just say you were fatigued because you got hit with heat stroke so what happened was is the car blew up again that's like the fifth time we've ran that car because it doesn't have the right side mirror and it's getting more and more progressively dented to be fair fast car it is a fast car the red one the red one you blew that up yes that's why that's what happened yes so that's what it died on me on the backstretch

i idled around barely got to the pits and they just like the the pit crew was insane they'd like got me out of the car help me move all my stuff i moved all the gopros over really i get buckled in they're freaking four guys are strapping in they're getting me back out there forgot all of my water in the other car that sucks oh no it's freaking 95 degrees in florida at 10 p m and you're in this hot car literally in a fire suit sweating your nuts off and so after like 60 laps i was literally drenched i had my fire suit off i had my hands out the window trying to get air in my neck thing off because I was literally like blacking out I was really I'd never had a heat stroke like that I was like delusional and then you hit the wall yeah and then I was like completely lost focus

and I don't know if I thought I was driving a freaking F1 car that I was in the center of and just went way too wide and pounded the concrete wall harder than I've ever hit anything I mean I didn't break the car so it couldn't have been that hard but just like literally drove sideways into it And I was like, Into like the corner or into the, the wall. So dumb. I don't look at him for the video right now.

Like, yeah, picture it. I would describe it almost as like being, you know when like you're really drunk and you're kind of like on the edge and you're just looking for your bed and your eyes are closed. You don't really know what you're doing. That's how I felt during that part of the race.

And then I just- We talked to you afterwards and it seemed like you had been substituting the water for alcohol. Yeah, no, I literally was losing it. Yeah. At the end of the race, you sounded drunk. really yeah you sounded drunk

when we were talking to on the phone I was like we were like this dude starts celebrating early he was leading he was leading the race for 25 laps and he started celebrating I just start cracking the victory champagne in the car well that that's why I call I called Dalton afterwards and I was like hey this dude needs like some medical help he does not sound okay it's funny though because Weston's on the phone

and Wes oh no no he's okay we're gonna go take him from Texas Roadhouse real quick after this. You'll get him right. Bro, he was serious. He came over once I got out because the ambulance came up and was like,

you have to get in the ambulance. Like, we have to check you out. And I was like, okay, like freaking get in the back of the ambulance. I'm sitting in there.

Everybody's out there like, oh my God, what happened, Ryan? I'm like, oh my God, I still haven't finished a race. I just got a little hot.

I just got a little hot. Now I'm in the ambulance. Get them back out there. They get the ambulance out on the train. All the racers were around looking at you. Yeah, like everybody was coming back from the race. And you're sitting in the ambulance.

Damn, what happened to this guy? They probably thought they were you on the stretcher? Oh, no, they thankfully, they sat me down on it. They strap them down and everything. Oh, my God. Everyone's like, geez. And so I like get out of the van or the ambulance in like 35 people, like our mix of our friends and their friends, just like everybody's like, are you okay?

Are you okay? Well, yeah, no shit. They see you in the back of an ambulance. Yeah, it's kind of concerning. Lights on and everything. I'm like, I don't think we need the lights on it right now, guys. Dude, the whole time, though, when we were at home and Dalton calls and goes, dude, dude, cameras rolling, cameras rolling on our end.

And we're like, yeah, what's going on? And he goes, Ryan got heat stroke. We're like, what the fuck? Yeah. We're like, holy shit, I was not expecting that. And then. So I do got to say, the reason I pulled off, I was fighting for like seventh. Like I was up in the mid pack.

I'm pretty freaking stoked, right? When I got out of the car, my race seever, like they're talking to you, the whole race, like about where you should be inside, outside, all that. Yeah, yeah, a ton of information is going through that. They have, like, a guy in the stand that's telling, you know, to go to this person. Yeah, well, they talk to, like, the crew or the whole pack. Like, on cautions where you're supposed to be. Exactly.

Yeah. And so, you know, he'd be like, all right, number seven, you're on the outside. Number seven, you're the lucky dog, which means if you're a lap behind, which I didn't think I was because I was under caution. but apparently I was, you get to go around. So I didn't realize that I was a lap down during this. So I'm fighting like I'm fighting back for the win. Right.

And this guy like runs out on the track and starts pointing at me and stop, stop, stop. And I'm like, what, what's going on? As I'm in like a daze. And he goes, go to the back, go to the back. You're now on the lead lap. And I was like, are you kidding me? I haven't been on the lead lap this whole time. And I'm literally like giving it all I got.

Yeah. And I was about to throw up in the car. And I'm like, dude. I'm just going to pull over like there's 15 laps to go and it's going to be mostly cautions at this point and I have heat stroke we might as well chalk it up as another did not finish so so we saw the dude like like point like waving his hand at you and then they cut they cut to a different camera and then it's like the whole pack and your car was just gone and we're like where did he go dude I was that's why I pulled off right at the at the beginning of it when

you were leading for the first like 20 some laps you know the announcers they need to talk about who's ever in the lead right because you're the man you're the guy for that moment i felt like the man out there dude i was laughing like the announcers are looking up like what do we got on ryan i works probably fucking nothing he he owns a long pickup truck have you said that yeah we already said that he's he's he's kind of known as the hummer guy have we mentioned that he's owned two hummers no no no Dude, they were, they were just scrapping, bro, trying to find something. And then you got Travis Pastrana, like, up in third.

Like, Travis Pastrana has won 17 X-game gold medals. The list is so long. Lived a thousand lives. He built half the Great Wall of China. He jumped out of an airplane with no parachute. This guy's amazing. You know, there's just so much. And back to Ryan.

Ryan, I works. The Hummer guy. And then it goes kind of silent. Have you seen? To the middle of the pack. Have you seen their long bed box? Limo Oh my god

Just put them Just put them in a bad spot But I felt like for a while I was way out front Like I looked back I was like a corner ahead of everybody Yeah you were Probably should have backed off a little bit

And save the tires In hindsight But I was having so much fun dude I couldn't I couldn't Yeah No it was good I mean honestly that was kind of our plan though Like we

To be fair We told you just go fucking hard Because it seems like In the past We try to save the car And we're also kind of like We start out in the back and and realistically the only way I feel like to like make some passes and even be at the front you got to drive aggressive and you also got to get lucky that's that's really kind of like I mean there's so many good drivers in there I mean they don't win like Travis just finally won like he's like look at how many things Travis drives and then like no offense but just look at you like the fact that you are competing against him is is like a major tilt in you know what I'm saying.

for sure so so there's nothing nothing to hang uh hang your head about losing to really any of those guys out there i was pretty stoked because when i got in my new car it was fresh tires was pretty fast and so i was just ripping through the pack like i went from like last to the middle of the pack pretty quick and i fought for like four laps to pass gregg biffel like nascar legend and i mean yeah he's in a crown vick not a nask car i can't drive a naskar but i like finally closed the door on him past him. I go, holy shit, I just passed Greg Biffle. That's pretty that's so cool. He's the most

winningest NASCAR. I think they said he won like 40 or 50 races. Yeah, he's freaking a legend. You find that clip of me hitting the wall? Yeah. Okay, yeah, let's see if we can throw it up on the TV. Oh! Holy fuck! Holy fuck!

That was hard. You can tell, by the way, where I'm looking I was not looking at the fuck I'm not looking at the wall at all oh my god your visor shuts that woke you up it did it shut his visor on his helmet like I'm on the gas you like the seat broke because there's like things on the side of the seat those things freaking bent so far I'm so glad like I I kind of was you know I couldn't really remember it all that well and i was like god it felt like i hit the wall really hard but you know how it is it might look and it might just be like normally on camera for reference you feel like you did

something crazy and it looks less crazy so the fact that that looks insane i can't imagine how how it felt did you look your helmet bro jim you're twisted around your head you're surprised you didn't get it get back to the helmet's like sideways on his head he's just looking at the dark did you open your visor back up after yeah i think so I was going to say maybe that's why you freaking overheated you see them just sweating yeah you really are yeah so when you were talking to us yesterday you weren't making a whole lot of sense oh therefore why we thought you were on the bottle already but you were like i i hit the wall i had a heat stroke and then i hit the wall so i thought that you like straight up blacked out and you just drove straight like after the straightway you forgot to turn left and you just went just straight into the wall yeah sorry to let us down and just another did not finish on our record record, I guess. You didn't let us down, Ryan. I got to tell you, you did a great job.

That was straight entertainment, bro. At the start, your car was the only car with the hood open and the trunk popped. Wasn't that awesome? So they turned on my NOS and I could just hear it hissed right on the starting line, like the block when they're doing it. And so all 10 pounds of my NOS just emptied into my intake without the car running. It was like all frozen. We got a shot of it.

So then they had to put a new Noss bottle in and a new Noss switch. which they did in like 10 minutes on the freaking thing they're like we're ready to go as seven guys are working on it that's crazy but the last thing i want to say about it is dude like people give cleat credit you know and say that like he's bringing back racing and all that but people don't realize how lucky we are to have that race where else in the world can you show up to a race not drive your own car not pay a single dollar to enter the race and get a chance to win a hundred thousand dollar grand price no for real freaking insane i mean when we were when we were get you know the race is about to start you're in p2 we're like holy crap ryan might win yeah the chance 50 grand

right here yeah like it's the same as winning our giveaway yeah you know except you're gonna win in the next hour and a half and it's literally solely up to you i know you know it's pretty crazy yeah racing against the guys that you are. I don't know, dude. It is so bizarre. Like, what a crazy, crazy race. I thought I'd have the opportunity to be racing in or be invited to. Like, that's so sick.

It was so sick watching TP and his crew spray paint it. So, yeah, I was in the ambulance then. What happened? How did he? He got it. He was like, what did you take? Yeah, what do you want? The sprinter or the Corvette?

And TP goes, give me that spray paint and let's paint that vet. And we're watching at home. So like when TP and his crew was here a couple weeks ago hanging out when, oh, we just dropped that video. We'll talk about that after. But we were rolling around with the 199 crew in our sprinter van. And the whole time they were like, dude, we need one of these things. This is so sick. We need a sprinter van.

We need a sprinter van. So after TP1, we were watching it. We're like, oh, dude, they're taking the sprinter van. They're taking the sprinter van. They're taking the sprinter at 100%. Like they were so juiced up on it. And then when he goes, give me that spray paint and let's paint that vet, we were like, what the fuck? One, I was surprised they took the vet.

And then two, they just started rattle canning this $150,000 Corvette. I couldn't believe it. Like, I was out of it. I hop out of the ambulance and there's a vet sitting there spray paint. I go, what the, what just happened? Like, I think I don't want to cause any ruffles in the 199 crew, but everybody was sad. He didn't take the sprinter van. All those guys were like, dude.

we could have had a sprinter van. It was so funny. Dude, that's actually funny. Honestly, though, it's so sick that he did that. Like, TP is the greatest entertainer of our generation, right? And the fact that he was like, he had the two options. The sprinter van would have been so chill for him and his whole crew, but he was just like, nah, I'm going to take the Corvette.

I'm going to make a spectacle of spray painting it in front of everyone here. I'm going to toast the tires tomorrow at, like, the burnout contest. And then I'm going to jump this thing, 150 feet. He said that. He said, I'm going to jump this thing 150 feet and then do something with it afterwards. He was going to, like, motor swap something. Bro, you know T.P's about to just toast that thing, just for the love of the game. That's what he said?

He goes, I can't do a burn on the sprinter van. What was I supposed to do? Slowly roll out of there. He goes, that's not cool. No, that's what he said to you? Yeah. Yeah, he was talking about. He's like, I can't pick the sprinter van in front of all the people watching.

He goes, that would have been lame. He's like, I had to do something cool. So, shout out of that. Yeah, honestly, it was a good move, especially for, like, content purposes. you're going to be able to make three videos off of that. We just dropped the video, speaking of TP, of TP crashing when he was in Minnesota doing his gnarly-ass stunt. So he was trying to do a 360 at 120 miles per hour if you haven't seen it off of an ice ramp.

So spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning at 120, spinning off of the ramp and then do a 360 or 720 in the air and then land and drive away. That was the goal. So he came to our shop and he pitched us this idea or what he was thinking about doing. And like pretty much from the rip, we were like, have you thought this through? Like, is this going to work? He was like, well, I've tried it twice before and it hasn't worked. So, yeah, we're going to just try it again.

That was basically the thought that went into it. He was like, I don't know. If you keep trying it, I feel like it's going to work. Man, it did not work? For real. Like, the thing is, too, I talked about it. I was like, how are you? You know, whatever.

And he's like, oh, that I don't even remember. crashing because he's so used to crashing like that but he was like dude the worst part is is now i've got all these engineers in my comments saying talking about rotation and inertia and all this stuff he goes everybody's telling me how they could have done it better than me i have to do it again and i have to successfully do it like i don't know if it's possible maybe do it with a different car the thing i saw from all the comments and you know the engineer saying is it seemed like everyone just saying oh this is impossible like Like, I've done the science.

I've done the math. It's not possible. If you're spinning this way and your wheels are spinning this way, you are going to rotate off axis and flip. Yeah. So what everyone said. I feel like he just needs a lower to the ground ramp. Like that ramp was freaking huge.

And I think everyone was thinking it when we showed up. It was such a big. Well, he was thinking it too. Yeah, he would have said that. I mean, I was hoping that this ramp was going to be about half size. Yeah. If it would have been lower to the ground. I feel like there's less air time for you to get sideways, you know,

like realistically, if it's low enough to the ground and it's a little kicker spin, like you're almost going to just hit your wheels and end the spin before you end up on the roof. Yeah, or at least land on the back tires and then kind of just like teeter around instead of freaking, it's like the most violent crash I've ever seen in person. Thankfully, it's a well-built car. I almost got hit by the freaking wheel and the a arm. Yeah, the whole rear assembly of that thing came. I was insane.

You don't know how bad that would have been if it would have hit somebody? It would have probably killed somebody. Would it hurt. I was talking with them about that. And I go, dude, we got to find a middle ground on these temps because it was like 100 degrees at the Freedom Factory. We're all sweating. And he goes, well, it's better than Minnesota where it's 40 below.

It's just all their whole crew was like, I'll take this over the 40 below. That shit sucked. That shit did suck. They're like, why do people live there? And they're all talking that. And I'm standing there. Guy who lives here. I'm like, yeah, we don't really like it either.

It's great in the summer, though. Come back. else did you talk to i mean when you're there you so you were hanging with t p's crew a little bit tp's crew uh chatted with axel for a little bit that was cool what was axel like just chill just exactly um anything cool everything he says is cool yeah that guy just drips yeah he's just cool no it was fun this year because now we've come for so long like people people recognized us and even me and they were like oh yeah you know you guys are you do this thing i've seen these videos and stuff like that so it was fun because for a lot of times I felt like we're outsiders there and people are just kind of

like oh whatever but this year especially I felt super included like everybody walked up dapped us up and was like hanging it's cool did you ask whistling why he talked shit on his videos yeah I didn't didn't get much of an answer there you asked him yeah what'd you say I was like hey saw your video and he was like oh really which one I was like the one where you the most recent Yeah, the most recent one where you blurt our logo and put us in it. And he was just kind of, nah, about it. Just brought about answered, never actually said anything. Yeah, no.

I'm sure it was all good fun. But I did see he put on his Snapchat story. When my car was out, he said typical C-boys L. Seriously? Yeah. He blurt out C-boys because we couldn't get the credit for it, of course. What? So I don't know, man.

He's just doing his own thing. That's cool. I saw that you guys were talking to him. Yeah. chat with him what they mean by common seaboids tv oh i mean i don't know if i don't know i passed him on the freaking first lap you know like just look at everything we got going yeah it's not really any else yeah that's true cheers of that that's true actually last thing on this trip so me and me and dalton two man this trip right it was just

awesome Gavin we met up with when we're there we go through tsa tsa pulls dalton the side because he doesn't look like his ID anymore. The facial recognition flagged him. Really? Yes. Because he's got his dark beard, no hair now. They literally pulled him aside and the guy looked at him and he Dalton verified all his information.

They were like, okay. You know, but they like did extra checks on him to make sure it was him because he looks so different. Wow, that's crazy. Friggin' so funny. Was he laughing or was he like? No, I think he was he arguing a little bit. dude what do you mean no i i think don't just answered the questions but i mean the the guy was

like who are you and do i mean it's like the classic like even when you are going through tsa you're like i got to be doing something wrong right now it's just something it's like a stressful environment or you kind of feel guilty about something or you're like i had to have forgotten something in my backpack that i'm going to get pulled aside for and then he does get pulled aside like is this really you right off the bat at 5 a m in the morning they're just freaking examining him yeah that's funny dude he really does not look like he used to he's a completely different person even when i see him around the shop i'm like kind of catching me off guard it was hard to find him like i was looking for him all weekend obviously like all right

you know where's dalton if i need to say some of the camera you know i mean he was obviously everywhere he needed to be but like i'd look around the crowd and i'd like glance over him i'm used to see in the wings i saw a picture of dalton last year he's don't's been with us literally about one year now officially one year he has worked with us now and I saw a picture of him when he started and I saw a picture of him that was taken last week as a holy shit holy smokes dude the dude looks so weathered now he looked like you went to war came back a new man what is it about this like if you look at evan when he was doing asbestos removal he looked like this jolly little kid and then now it looks like he's been to war too he went to charlie's the chocolate factory

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We should do like before and after pictures of all of us. I guess for us it's been eight years, but yeah, we've just slowly deteriorated. Yeah. I feel we've stayed pretty good. Yeah, we just look a little older. Did you guys see that Texas is thinking about opening up like their first no speed limit highway? I did. That'd be sick. I don't know, man. I mean like the audubin in Germany, right? Auto bond. Audubon. I don't understand how that works without people like getting in really bad car accidents. It's like it's not just there's no limit. It's only like certain stretches of highway and it's only at certain times. Oh, really? So it's like this stretch can be no speed limit, but it's like say there's traffic, then they'll put a speed limit in place. I still feel like I see in those videos. There's cars in the slow lane and then there's guys ripping by them.

And like if I'm driving and I look behind me in a car's way behind me, like what if you merged out to go around somebody? That's what I'm wondering. And like, how do you have people doing 65, 70 miles per hour, and then people doing 150? It seems like some idiot would just come flying up and rear end somebody. It almost has to be like an HOV lane where it's like you can only get in and out of it at certain points. And then it's like you can go as fast as you want, but you got to like somebody's always going to be going slow in that. I think the only reason has worked in Germany is because when it opened, cars weren't that fast.

now they're progressively getting faster and now the USA's never had one so like you know that that thing opens you know in the first month we're doing a video where we drive our shit down there and drive really fast on it so the whole country is going to do that's what every idiot teenager in the entire country finally has an opportunity to do that where in Germany it's like every year you get a crop of new idiots but it's not the whole country of idiots all at once it's good point Ryan cars are way too fast nowadays for like the average driver like any dude that makes a hundred k a year could buy a new corvette and that thing is fast yeah like way faster than their driving capabilities are you know so like i don't know it just seems like they've also for disaster i think it's going to be awesome

yeah i'm for it they've also had like the culture for that where they know like okay i'm not doing a buck 50 i need to get out of that left lane let somebody who is like going pedal to the metal just keep ripping where you know somebody around here they're going to do 65 in the left lane and just cause an accident it's kind of germans are just crazy like they're like down to drive really fast too kind of like russians it's crazy that highway's been open for however long it has been and nobody has ever like replicated it i think there's only one in the world is there is there is there only one non speed limit road in the world no i mean it's like there's multiple highways and it's not just one highway in germany but it's like you know it's like yeah but it's

But it's like the one country. Like just Germany. If it is like successful and it actually works how they want it to work, you know, if it speeds up traffic, isn't it kind of weird that nobody's ever tried doing that in other places? It seems a little sketch, but I like it. Yeah. How are people's tires on their 2003 minivan when they're doing 105 miles per hour pegged out going to like expand and explode? Yeah, it's the only, Germany's the only country that has a road with,

no speed limit. So when is this supposed to open up in Texas? I think pretty soon. I think they were going to do it in 2025. And then if it's like successful and it works, they're going to roll it out into more places in 2026. Wow. It must be the highway between Dallas and Austin where it's like the speed limit's

already 90. Yep. That's what it says here. So it's just going unlimited. You know, people in their pickups, they're going to do 105 the whole way and really not that much faster. I don't want to sound like freaking con.

here but the CNBC article says the Audubon I was a lot to Germany's unique and difficult history the first build out of the system was essentially a Nazi propaganda project interesting the more you know I guess it's a good thing that you preface that you didn't want to sound like Kanye well I don't know man you bring up stuff like that it sounds a little I still twist you I still can't believe like half the stuff I see Kanye doing I feel like it's just like I feel like it's a fever dream like when he's going on podcast and he's wearing like all black yeah and What's up with him dressing his wife? Are they still together?

I think they broke up. I should say maybe lack of dressing her. Lack of, Yeah. She was wearing something, but something was see-through. Yeah, I was going to say he's a cucky man.

Really? Weird, dude. I mean, who else would do that with their wife if they weren't? It's a good point. I felt bad for that girl, dude, I feel like she's just like a prisoner to him.

Dude, I'm sure. Like, who knows what the fuck happens behind closed doors with that guy? If he's making you do that shit in public, I don't know, maybe she likes it. Who knows, but I don't know, I feel bad. Maybe it was all her idea.

That girl maybe just doesn't, like, know how to think for herself or something, too. Like, you know, like, who knows? Did work out in Kanye's case. Like, if Kanye wanted to, like, make a scene, he definitely made a scene. He's good at that. Using her. That's for sure. Did you see Doug DeMiro saying that Teslas are the new muscle cars?

I miss that one. Yeah, they go fast in a straight line. They are. Kind of just perked. Go fast in a straight line, can't turn, cheaply put together. And heavy. Yeah, solely focus on horse power. He goes, Tesla's are the new muscle cars.

That's true. And I actually kind of like it, but I feel like when you drove a muscle car in the 80s, you were cool. No offense, Ken. You're cool. But, and I drive an electric car too, man. But the general consensus around Tesla's is they are not driven by cool people. I think if they were more exclusive, they would then be.

Extremely cool. Like, think how cool a cyber truck would be if it was hard to get. Yeah, they were super cool. They used to be. You know? No offense, Ken. They were hard to get. Ken,

now they're not. Are you getting, like, vandalized at all? Any of your, uh, I actually haven't. I was a little worried. You went to the gym yesterday. I was, I was a little worried about my,

uh, cyber truck getting vandalized. In the gym parking lot? It's far, it's fargo, like multiple Tesels have been vandalized in Fargo of all places. So I turned the security cameras on before I walked inside. you see the one the guy got keyed at Costco yeah guy got arrested he did but that guy that guy was

he was keen a bunch of them what the heck's up with a dude a dude let superchargers on fire in fargo how fucking stupid are you and they're doing this all for political reasons yeah because they think they're gonna get it to the Elon or whatever and all you're doing you're gonna have to vandalize all they're doing is like making individual people's lives like just a living hell for a little bit because then they oh we got to get your car repainted we got to do all this stuff to you and then that that then causes them an insurance claim which then just makes them look like babies too dude so like yeah you didn't win the election or you did something didn't go in your way so now you're going to behave like children like children and do illegal things vandalized but like that's not

the right thing to do so like why would anyone think that you were right thinking your side should win also the thing is is like most people driving teslas are liberal yeah and it's it's flipping 180 degrees. Oh really? Now it is, but like before it's like 10 years. Yeah. You know what I don't get is I just got to assume the guy that hates Tesla's enough

to try to sabotage them around town has to at least have given a quick Google to know that Tesla's are the only car with a built in 360 degree security system on. The only car. The picture of the guy that got arrested, he is exactly what you imagined.

Like just not the brightest looking person in the bunch It's hard to look smart when you're walking up to key a car How about the guy that like walked up to a Tesla Stuck his hand down his pants and then like grab shit out of his pants And what like rubbed it on Like that is that is at that point you're just playing yourself That's some psych ward type shit right there dude It is it is dude

Dude that's a tough look That's in the video went viral so like You know you've got a video out there of you just freaking digging in your trousers. Bro, of all things that you could do to a car? Like, keying it is one thing, but rubbing your own shit on it? Dude, these people need to quit worrying about whatever they're worried about and start just focusing on themselves.

For real. Apparently on their wiping. The politics and the way that these giant corporations are moving, you're not changing a thing. You should just focus on yourself. You've got so many problems if you're going out of your way to do these things. Yeah, they don't even care. Yeah.

Do people, like, look at you differently now, hopping out of your Tesla? Are you ever getting snide remarks? I've got a lot of weird. In the year I've owned that car, I've gotten so many people come up to me and give so many, like, just bluntly hate comments. Driving around yesterday in Fargo, I've never gotten more people. Give me, like, a thumbs up. Like, actually, like, oh, that's a cool truck and all that.

I think they're just maybe trying to, like, show, like, that they're on your side. Like, everyone else in the past year has been so bluntly. Oh, that thing's ugly. That's such a stupid thing. Why'd you buy that? And like, I think the tides are turning. But now it's kind of more of a political statement. So, like, they view you maybe as, like, a Republican.

And they're also Republicans. Republican. Yeah, you know, like, they're, they're giving you, like, the nod of approval versus before it was more so just like. Dude, it was kind of nice driving around. Imagine how much that pisses off, like, the liberals that actually hate Elon, but they're like, well, I have this, this Tesla. It's a great car. I'm going to keep it.

You can't argue a Tesla is a fan. And you're driving around and like just hardcore mega guys are just like, yeah, yeah, it's like a lesbian with the short hair. All the diesel trucks that used to roll coal on you are like, hell yeah, brother, they're giving you thumbs up. You're just like hating it the whole time. Yeah, that's funny. Is your girlfriend's dad buying a Tesla? Like just in support? I can't remember what he said.

It was something funny, but it was like, that Elon guy, man, for all the, everyone fucking with him. I might just go and buy my own Tesla or so I don't know It's something like my gosh Just because like he likes him So then he was gonna go out of his way But he's like more of an old fashioned traditional guy I don't foresee him actually driving a electric vehicle But he does like cool shit so

Knowing how to run that thing Yeah I mean he would he would figure it out But like he's just I see him more in like a Silverado kind of guy How you've been doing since the dollar general's been close each Oh dude I went there my god so like our dollar general every small town has a dollar general is going out of business because they couldn't find people to work there place was a mess but they they put in an area that i think granted it's a small town a lot of the people are more like higher earners around here

so i think they had a hard time finding someone in the area being it so desolate to work it yeah everybody's working in bars and restaurants or service yeah so then uh basically it's going out of business and they just marked everything 50% off which is already dirt cheap but then 50% off so my girlfriend all of her friends are going there they're like stocking up

they're dropping like 200 bucks and so much shit. Little thing I filled up my car with random shit for a hundred bucks. Yeah it was just like we're going to be stocked up for like a year on deodorant and toothpaste more than a year probably three but uh I saw money Mike was even there he was shopping

he was buying things that he'll never use never need but he was like can't pass up on a good deal he stood in line for an hour he stood in line for an hour so i went there to go get some stuff because i just wanted to see and i was like maybe i'll pick up some like some waters and stuff you know just you never have enough water and i grab a bunch of these smart waters i'm like well sweet yeah this is pretty good deal and i'm i'm trying to get in line i noticed the line is literally going all the way around because people from like neighboring towns drove like an hour to save to save some money but yeah the line was basically like it was like an hour wait i was like to save freaking seven dollars for

water i don't know i was like screw this i was i put the stuff down and walked out i've never seen the dollar general more busy than when they were going out of business really brought the community together dude there's group chats created about like the sales everyone was bargain hunting see what they can find see if they can wait because it started off at 50% then went to 75% off really is this going to be around when it goes to 75 so So is it sold out? Like, do they close down? They're gone.

They're gone. They're gone. Look at this shit. Man, busy in there. People are crying, everything. Wait. Are you going to pull this, dude? Oh, yeah.

It's live right now. It's Channel 5 News. Channel 5? Yeah. I'm just kidding. You know that lady knows, freaking... I need to catch up on my news. She knows what the news channels are.

My news channels. Yeah, apparently there's not even a Channel 5 news. But at first I had her sold. Channel 5? Yeah. Looked me up and down. Oh, yeah. We're live right now.

It's from the next down over. You haven't heard of it. That's funny. Yeah, man, people just love a good bargain. They'll drive hours for it. They're going to lose money. Yeah. No, that's true.

save more than you spend. Damn, I am kind of going to miss the Dollar General. Even though I didn't go there very often. Nice to have around. It was nice to have another option and kind of a backup. Like, if you couldn't find what you needed at the C store, you go down to the Dollar General and it was like, well, I know that they're going to have it.

Yeah, it should have it. They're always going to have it. But now I feel like the C store is going to just have a monopoly, and they're going to just start running up prices even more than they have. Hopefully not. It's like I felt like we, you know, I knew we lived in a small town, but at least we had a mall. And now it's like, we don't even have it.

We don't even have a Dollar General. Yeah, we don't have a Dollar General and we don't have a post office. Talk about desolate. It was nice because the Dollar General was open like two hours later than the C store was. And now that's just an option. Yeah, so Big Mike is at, Money Mike is at wedding class. Marriage counseling or something. Wedding school.

Yeah, it's like wedding school. Wedding school? Marriage school. Is this a thing? I guess, apparently. Like people watching that, gotten married right now is like does everyone do that no no yeah do you go to marriage college it's like a two or three day thing is three day thing he did it last night and then it i thought it was like

all day today or something uh he's at his house now so what you got to learn can you picture mike sitting there taking notes how to be a better husband he's getting he didn't even pay attention in class he's gonna forget that shit as soon as he walks out the door you got to wake up and take your future children to school when they need to be there set an alarm so your kids aren't late for school. Dude, actually, this might be a good thing for Mike. I think we all know Mike's not going to be responsible for getting the kids to school. No matter what.

Kids can find their own way to school. I think that'll be Sidney's job. I'd love to see. They're fed and to school on time and also taken care of. Yeah, just marriage school. I didn't know. I thought I was done with school, honestly. Like, I legitimately do not think I could make it through a semester of college.

I think my brain has recessed back down to I think I would go insane. Sitting in a class, dude. You don't have to go to class. True, but if you're as dumb as me, I don't think you can make it through. You just Google the answers, dude. Schools, I'm sorry, but when I was in college, it was the easiest thing I ever did. It was so easy. Did you use Chegg?

You have Chegg? Remember that shit was like $30 a month? I didn't even pay for that shit. You'd just literally take the answer and it would give you the answer. And then when it was time for the test, You had a little study sheet You'd fucking read the thing And then you'd go sit down and do it

Using your resources It's just memorizing Yeah, how do they keep people From using chat GPT now I don't think they can You know like chat GPT Can answer all your math questions It can write your essays

It's probably easier Niles You can do all the shit But even like Apple Apple AI I think you can like Straight up on the Notes app Maybe it's not out yet

But they were like Promoting that you're going to be able To like go into the notes app and then just like a paper and pencil put in your math equation and it'll spit out the answer remember when like an elementary school they said you won't have a calculator in your pocket all the time and then you ended up having a calculator now you have legit it can do anything yeah there was one time i wanted to figure out i can't remember why i was trying to figure out like the area of a circle or something like that like pretty easy geometry and i didn't know how to do it and

I was like fuck I should have listened and I maybe this would have come in handy right now we just google it for the thing is is like how are you going to retain all that shit that you learned in like school that they're like you might need this one day but by the time that you do need it you've got like 15 years of living in your brain of other memories like you can only remember so much shit right so certain things are going to just slowly get pushed to the edge of the table and eventually fall off right And I feel like it's finding like the circumference of a circle that's one of the things right on the edge. Yeah. That you're like, I know that there's a couple things there, but I got to look it up just to make sure. Yeah, exactly. It's funny.

I should ask Randy if he was good at math. But like, obviously he's really good at geometry, building houses and stuff like that. Like he does all those equations probably not even the way they're supposed to be done. But he like has all his formulas and he can just wrap. battle them off, like off the top of his head. If he's, you know, pitches of a roof and he's like, all right, well, that board, you know, we cut this last board and it was at 16 inches. Well, now it's another 16 inches down the roof truss.

It's a two-degree pitch. It's just going to be this length. Like, he just knows it. He didn't learn that in college, though. He just learned that from building houses. Yeah, from doing it for so long. He also remembers all phone numbers. You could ask them.

That's wild to me. The fact that his contacts list is just non-existent. and he sees a phone number pop up and he just rattles off oh that's this person like I guarantee I could call him right now and he would answer Benjamin I guarantee it yeah for sure like dude but then you could call him and be like hey I need I'm not trying to think like plumber electrician whatever he's gonna know but like what's a hard a harder number that he would just like know off the top of his head like you think you know like Micah's number off the top of his head he has gotten worse at it to be fair probably dude mike's actually i know like three phone numbers and mics is the only

like one of the three really what is it i know i know my dad's and kens kind of my mom's yeah what's kens it's on the billboard in town please don't spread that it's getting worse is it yeah all right we won't talk about it i i think i am going to get a new number do you know your girlfriend's numbers no i don't either i don't Probably should do that. I feel like this is not important anymore. To memorize numbers. Yeah, the only time you need to know it is if you went to jail.

Yeah. And if I go to jail, I don't know if I want to call her anyways. I'll call one of you guys. Come get me out. Yeah, I guess I probably better memorize. Well, I got Ken. Ken could get me out of jail. Ken's probably who I'd call to get me out of jail.

Yeah. Who's your call to get you out of jail? Well, I know not you because you would never answer the phone. I'm better about that now. He has always said that. he has honestly i think cj cj always answers the phone honestly if i went to jail i'd call ken because i know ken would just come

he'd drop everything show up he'd probably pay the bond or whatever the bail money we'd get out i'd be in the car let's not tell anyone about this yep i do think the last person i would i would call it would be micah though because mike would be like oh yeah i'll come get you out right away three days later four days later he would finally show up you're sitting there in the freaking

whatever like it's the public cell like this and just waiting for Mike to show up. Yeah, my boy's going to be here at an hour. Three days later. So where's your guy at? He's coming. Yeah, he said he was coming. He said he's on the way.

He just has to do 17 other things that are slightly more important. He said, oh, sorry, I forgot. I figured you just call me again when you wanted to come. I only got one call. It's actually a good point. I probably got to memorize somebody else's phone number. Yeah, the more I think about it, I only got my moms and mics. That'd be so cooked.

My mom's out of town. I'm just like, oh, no, this isn't good. they got to let you look at your phone to like find another number now right yeah i don't know that's a good question i've always wondered that who would you call though if you were in jail who would you call to get out yeah i mean i'd probably call cj hey i'd come get you i would call you i would say like you would know what to do yeah for sure get you out you drop everything well i know that you'd also grab a camera and you'd capitalize on it yeah we gotta we gotta make the most of this chapterizing the boys downfall.

I know exactly, yeah. So I just got a call from jail. See, you called Dalton. Don't move in film. Dude, you told me I could have the day off. Yeah,

well, I didn't choose for Ben to go to jail. So grab the fucking camera, bro. Dalton, is the camera ready? No, it's three in the morning. I was sleeping.

Why is the camera not ready, Dolom? There was a guy at the Freedom Factory yesterday that said, because he was like, you're that guy that's always getting in trouble to me. And I go, yeah, you got to be talking about somebody else.

Get in trouble. Yeah, I think he was talking about Evan, maybe. I don't really know how he confused us. Yeah. And then I was like, no, I'm probably the guy who gets him out of trouble, which is also probably not true. I don't even know if Evan would call me to get him out of trouble. And he goes, well, you got to know how to get in to trouble, to get out of trouble.

And I thought, that's some pretty sound life advice right there. Yeah, exactly. I might actually have to change my answer because about two weeks ago, I was locked out of my hotel room in Vegas, and I was staying with CJ, and I called him about 14 times, and he didn't answer. I forgot about that. So this is how this goes, right? So shout out Ken. He books our hotels, which I am grateful for.

But he doesn't always tell, like, the information that you need if Ken's not around to get into your hotel, right? And most of the time, they're just underneath Ken's name, right? So if you forget your room number, you go down to the concierge. What's your name? Ben Roth. Ah, we don't have a Ben Roth staying here. Well, no, no, no, it's under Grant Matthews. Sorry, you're not him, right?

It's happened many times. So, we go on this late night kind of Vegas Bender. I say Bender with an asterx because I was dead sober. I was just hitting the tables pretty hard until like 3 a.m. It was so funny that you got locked out of your room. Dead? Only person gambling dead sober. Yeah.

It was still being out. It was bizarre, right? But you didn't get locked out. So, like, me, Me and C.J. are sharing her room together, but he goes to bed at one. I was firing pretty hard, so me and Spenny and Gavin are just hitting the tables. And it's about 3 a.m. I go, boys, I got to go to bed. And I was up. I was like, I'm walking while I'm up, and I'm going to just clean my hands of it and go to bed, right? And I go to the elevator

and I go, what floor was I on? And I started playing back like the just, everything that led me to this moment I remembered when we got to the hotel Ken booked our room and then when we got to the hotel he was like I just you're on this floor I didn't hear what floor he said

but he hit the button for us right because Ken is such a travel advisor right he just wants to make the whole experience seamless so he hits the room number for us and then we go up to the floor so we go up to the floor and then I follow CJ to our room

I've got on my phone not really paying attention so I know where the room is, but I don't know what floor it is. And these hotels in Vegas are like 60 floors tall. Yeah, and they're all the same. It's a maze. So I'm just hitting a floor, going to the room that I know that I'm, like the room that I'm staying in because I know where the room is, how to get there.

And then just trying my card. And I tried that on probably 10 different floors. Oh my gosh. Try it on 10 different floors, right? And I'm calling CJ the whole time, like hoping he's going to answer. And about after the 10th time he doesn't answer, right? So I go back downstairs and I call Gavin up, call Gavin and Spanney. I'm like, boys, I hate to say this, but I got a bunk.

I got a bunk with the boys tonight. And they were like, all right, that sounds great. So I ended up staying with them. It was all jokes. We were laughing the entire time. And then the next morning, I go, yo, CJ, what floor are we on? Because he sends a text at 6.30 in the morning. He goes, anybody know where Ben is?

To be fair, yeah, I did wake up. And then once I could see in the room, I saw you weren't there. So I was like, well, something's wrong. Yeah. And then I went on my phone, so I missed some calls from you. But then I was like, look at your location. It said you were still in the hotel. So then I was chilling.

I knew you were probably fine. Yeah. Not in a ditch out of town. Yeah. I was a little worried for a second. Yes. So I'm like, dude, what floor are we on? He gives me the floor.

And I go, I could have swore. I tried that first because I had kind of just an inkling. I had an idea where we were. Sure enough, it was the first freaking room that I tried. But my key got like deactivated. It must have been like next to my phone or something. It was all for nothing. It was all for nothing.

It was scanning on so many doors that it just deactivated. It could have been that. It could have been that. And so I like went to the room the next morning and sure enough it was I was locked out of our own room. I did actually spend the 20 minutes it takes to add everyone's names to those reservations. So you could have gone to the front desk. Yeah, I figured that out afterwards.

Dude, it was like, it was dark times at like 3 a.m. in a casino when you're when you're sober and you're realizing, you know, what everything that's going on like i was trying to get into my room and there was this girl just like sitting on the floor bawling and she was in the same position i was in she was staying with her boyfriend she didn't know what room or what floor he was on and he wasn't answering his phone i was like i was like sister you don't even know but she's just like hammered and bawling and then the security was there and then there was like three security there and then i don't even know what they ended up doing with her. I'm sure they got her under

a room, maybe. Maybe I wouldn't call CJ. Pro tip, next time you check into a hotel, just take a picture of the room number outside. I got that now. Well, we'd been moving around so much. It was hard to remember. I tried calling you too, Ken, and you didn't answer. Oh, I was fast asleep. There's no waking me.

So maybe I would call Micah, because he's going to be awake at, like, the weird hours that you'd get arrested. Yeah. Like, if you're getting arrested, it's probably between 1 and 4 a.m., right? And you know Mike's up. We were on the road for so long, and sleeping in a different bed each night. Like, now we're home, but, like, I'm sleeping and I'm thinking, like, wait, where am I?

You know, like, you guys do that where you wake up in the middle of the night and you're trying to, you're like, where am I? What day is it? Yeah, I did that in my own bed for the first time I slept there. I woke up, but it was weird. And I was like, oh, I'm at home. I woke up today. I was like, what day is it?

Like, I thought it was a Tuesday, but a Saturday is so weird. I actually woke up in the middle of the night when I was sleeping on the roof of the Lamborghini next to Gavin. and I started like kind of panicking because it was just pitch dark in there and it was just like I could feel like the tent wall and then I could also feel like

because he was sweating yeah Gavin next to me and I was like panicking and then I like sat up and like started like spinning around and Gavin then Gavin started freaking out like what what what okay man

and then that spooked me too I was like what the fuck I was like oh yeah yeah we're camping camping on the roof of Lambo picture you two who yeah once you serve

for that thing. What, what? What? Dude, what we were going to do, Ben? But then you guys were so far away. And also, we wouldn't have been able to get in. But initially, I told Spani and Ryan, I'm like, all right, we're going to pull up on them tonight with masks on and scare the shit out of them.

And then we got to our hotel and it was so nice. We were just like, ah, let's just stay here. Yeah. And then we woke up and came and mess with you. I figured I was going to be safe out there. And that's actually what Gavin said. Because the next morning, I was like, dude, do you remember like when I was, like, when I woke up in the middle of the night and you started freaking out you were like what what and he was like

yeah bro i fell asleep just knowing i was going to be woken up to somebody messing with you i knew we were safe he was around us yeah actually so he was just like yeah so like i thought that was just my time in the middle of the night and i was getting spooked because i didn't know what was going on it was pitch dark in there and all i heard was just frantic moving i knew we were safe there because it was like we were pretty much the last people that got on that island before Imagine your guys are up on the roof and you just hear the car start up. And it just starts ripping.

Dude, that would have been crazy. That would have been crazy. That would have been crazy. I should have done that. I should have done that to Gavin. Damn. Woke up the whole campsite. Yeah, there was a noise ordinance put in place.

Yeah, I think we did wake up the whole campsite because we left at like 6 a.m. And that thing was loud. Yeah, that twin turbo Lamborghini is easy to the fastest car I've ever driven. So fast. That thing was. so fast like you could you could damn near break your neck the thing was so fast was it fast like

like you're just glad you got to experience it or is it like well i want one like that i mean it's like so much extra money i mean you have to buy a Lamborghini which is super expensive and then you also have to buy the turbo kit and have someone put it on yeah which is also super that's like 60 to 100 grand i think it's maybe not worth it it's cool to just it's just so fast yeah like it would like i already i can't get one more speeding ticket otherwise i'll lose my license. Really? I got to add that for like the last. No, I was clean. I was clean. I finally got clean for the first time. I had zero tickets within like a year. So like technically you get three in Minnesota before you lose your license. If you get three in one year and I got two in one week.

So I'm like, well, fuck, how am I going to do this? When did you get two in one week? Or maybe it was two weeks, sorry. Like recently? Uh, yeah, before our trip. Yeah, before our trip. I was actually coming home from the dollar general. Everything bad. Deals were so good. You had to unload get back? Yeah, I don't know. No, I didn't even buy anything, but yeah, so that kind of sucks. So, yeah, I don't think I need a twin turbo Lamborghini. So driving a Lamborghini, the speed limit is already hard.

It was insane driving a twin turbo Lamborghini around the town that I have no idea where I'm going. So Gavin is my passenger, and he is my, he's my directions guy. He's telling me where to go. Dude doesn't even know, like, Duke can barely read, let alone tell me when to turn, right? I should have got, like, a map since he loves the 80s so much. Oh, my God, that would have been funny. They didn't sell maps.

Dude, we're mobbing around at, like, the speed of light in this Lamborghini with a tent on top. And then just take it left and right, left and right at the last second. At one point, we were going on the freeway, bro. And I was doing a pull and he goes, you got to go right, you got to go right. Last second, I lock up the brakes. The brakes on those things are so fucking touchy. I locked up all four and we skated down the highway. My God.

Dude, it was gnarly. Yeah, we got on the highway because I was following you and you were just gone immediately. Yeah, you're going to be gone when you have 15 on our horsepower, Ken. Ken had 15. Yeah. A little bit of a difference there. Ryan, I'm glad that you're good and the heat stroke didn't take you out and that wall didn't take you out. Wall, dude.

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