Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Trespassers at CJ's house, Kens Failed "Prank" & Spenser Crashes on Supercross Track!
Episode Date: September 1, 2026In today's episode the boys are fresh off of one of kens "pranks" that upset the flow of the whole day. Kens selling his cars, and goes sober for bens wedding, Evan almost crashes the Drift Denali wit...h bens dad in it, and weddings are taking over Ryans life. Then we get into uninvited visitors to CJs house, Spenser riding with a pro super cross racer and crashing, we play a number guessing game and more. Enjoy Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way. Get $10 off at BRUNT with code LWO at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/LWO and enter THE BRUNT POTTY OF GOLD SWEEPSTAKES for your chance to win $50,000. No purchase necessary. Ends 9/18/26. Official rules apply. #Bruntpod To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV
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Ken, you picked a bad weekend to quit drinking.
It's your friend's wedding and you're like, yeah, I'm getting out of your 930,
better hit the day.
So I left basically right after Shredd's crash, Ben's Porsche.
I land deep on the table and just fully case the off and just straight over the bars.
I realize like that's not the kind of person I want to be.
A little Sandy's.
This?
A homer.
A little homer.
A little homer.
A little sandie's donut, dude.
Wow.
I'm back on the donuts.
But now that I'm moving away.
I have to travel for them.
Moved away.
You haven't found the Sandy's plugin deal?
It's got a...
Not good to the C-Storrs.
It's the DLC store.
You guys want me to go run Jamie or what?
I really open your chair up for you.
You just walked right by.
So you're not running the computer anymore, Ken?
No, Ev's really good at it.
Ev's a big computer guy.
I think he's the opposite.
Luckily, the other tech guy here is horseshit.
I also got absolutely...
absolutely flamed for not being able to run tech the last couple weeks.
You did?
So you're just giving up.
Well, I, uh, I passed the torch.
So Ev can get flamed for it now.
For 234 pod cash in.
That's a lot of talking.
That's a lot of talking.
That's a lot of words.
How many words is that?
Heaven fucking forbid we're boring for a few seconds.
But, Ken, you still haven't learned how to run the Jamie, the board.
Sometimes the airplay just doesn't work for you.
Sometimes it's more than just the airplane.
Sometimes it just doesn't work, and then you got to get flamed for it, and then you just move on.
You're just sometimes kind of hard to work with Ken.
Yeah, and we found that out yesterday.
Yeah, no kidding.
Jesus.
I had a surprise that I told nobody about because everyone says I'm terrible at surprises, so I just didn't tell anyone about it.
That is valid.
Ken does normally spill the beans on surprises.
So I just didn't tell anyone, and I kept it a secret.
And whatever it may be, you've had your location off since what?
Saturday.
Saturday night,
I turn my location off.
It does go to show that
like the pranks are real,
but Ken, what you could do,
I know you maybe
once every year pull a prank.
Moving forward,
you can at least fill in the camera guys.
And we all have at least
enough respect to be like,
hey, for the sake of the video,
don't tell me what's going on.
But at least then they can coordinate
things.
And we don't end up
burning a whole day
waiting around thinking you're showing up at noon.
You actually show up at seven.
Yeah, we had an insane day yesterday.
You wasted our whole day.
We had an insane day yesterday.
Why did you guys wait around today?
Because we were in his house.
We were trying to prank him.
And he said he was going to be back at noon.
No.
And we were waiting and we were just.
I was extremely careful with my wording.
I said I would not be back until after lunch.
Okay.
After lunch, okay.
After lunch, which means night.
I had you were after dinner.
I spent a lot of time through this entire process being extremely careful with my wording
on everything I said and everything I texted as not to give away what I was doing or what
I was where I was.
What would have changed if you told us what time you'd be back?
I did tell Jack, I would be back around six.
The problem was that he was being so cryptic and you never know with Ken.
Yeah, we didn't know.
trying to, I don't know, he knew obviously we were at his house and we were messing with him.
So then you're just like, ah, is he just like saying that?
And then he's going to show up at three if we leave right now.
And then he'll just like take all the shit down.
We won't even have any footage of our side.
And then the roll-up was funny because we were all in the house trying to like surprise Ken,
but Ken was surprising us.
So like two guys went out and saw the surprise.
And then Ken came in and saw our surprise.
And then we went out and we were like, oh, this is what you were doing?
Like, it was just a weird unfold.
of Ken seeing our surprise and us seeing his surprise.
So you guys,
you guys had texted me that you were going to go pick up Micah's new pickup that he bought,
seven hundred six dollars,
single cat.
Pick them up.
And I,
I thought,
okay,
timing is perfect.
It's going to take them two hours there,
probably 45 to an hour picking it up and then two hours back.
So that should get you back around noon.
And then,
you know,
they'll take you it.
Because I kind of deduce that you were going to be fucking with me.
Yeah.
So I was like,
okay,
and then I don't know how long it's going to take them,
but you know, I probably won't get back
until that 5 to 7 o'clock range
depending on traffic. I think if you just would have filled
in Jack, I wouldn't have asked him
to spoil whatever you were doing.
I would have just been like, okay, nice.
Like, just so we're at least all
working together on trying to make a good video.
I'm down with being surprised, but like we could have just
probably been a lot more efficient. We could have made
two good videos instead of we made zero good videos.
Yeah. It would have made more sense for all of you getting your car
so we can't pay for your car that you got.
And also, I do it.
want to say, Ken, I want to be really, really careful because I wasn't invited to your first wedding
and I would like to be invited to your second. And you were addicted to me all weekend. I went,
fuck, I really got to try to lay off, Ken. What do I do all weekend? Like when I was trying to figure out
where you were and what you were doing and you were just like, I'm gone, I'm not doing this. And then
you would hang up on me. And I was like, damn, dude. Like, I feel bad that one of my best friends is
like seemingly upset with me. You were trying to be secretive. Yeah, turns out he was at the casino.
He turned out as a casino in blackjack hands.
You kept calling me and I was like, I can't answer the phone because they'll definitely hear the casino in the background.
But the reason I was calling.
If anybody knows the sound of a casino, it's Ryan.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I would have sniffed out the buffalo from the bag for sure.
So anyway, ooh.
Oh, what?
Ooh.
Oh, please don't put that.
Why would it be bad if he knew that you were at the casino?
So here's the whole thing, Ken.
Our job is to just pull a good little prank on each other.
and your job buying a new car,
we could have made a sick video of you get a BMW.
Of all,
but instead it's just you rolling up at your neighborhood.
Like, surprise.
And C-J-General is like,
whoa,
this is fucking crazy,
but cool.
We got this whole other thing going on.
I got a vehicle.
We would have sent someone down there with you.
Did you watch you,
Jack,
go and get this thing?
Have you watched any of the footage from the GoPro that I brought with?
What is it?
You fucking go.
Ken,
you wrote it finally.
I'm actually kind of excited to see it.
I am actually excited to see it.
I hope it all pans out.
I'm sure we can make it work.
Yeah, we were just...
It wasn't a prank.
It was a surprise on your hand.
Well, I framed it as it was going to be...
I was going to...
Which I was looking at.
I'd pick up for Gavin.
And then I was like,
nah, I'm going to buy myself a car.
That's honestly what I thought it was
was that you were going to pull up
with like a three-wheeler or something
and you were going to give it to Gavin
as an apology gift for marrying his mom.
So I just think we've done too many three-wheeler gifts.
And I was like, okay, that is way too
played out because we said that on the pot a few weeks
ago and I was like okay a truck
is going to be a way cooler
cooler thing. That would have been amazing. Cooler thing.
I've been so sick and then you just cut it all instead
of buying myself a gift. Yeah.
I thought you were going to pull up with
Shreds' wife. I thought you were going to
divorce and then get married
to Shred's his wife and being a
dual relationship. I like it.
I like where your head's at.
Ken goes Mormon.
Well anyway, Ken goes Mormon.
Ken goes Mormon.
Congrat. Congrats on your way.
Your M5.
Yeah, honestly, the sickest wagon ever.
It's a very unique.
Yeah, exactly.
It's the definition of a Kenmobile.
So it's the end of the Continental era?
I traded the Bronco for the M5, and then I'm selling the Continental.
So you're selling it or it's sold?
Well, it's going to an auction house.
I approve of that.
So it's sold.
I approve of getting rid of that Bronco.
And I approve of getting rid of the Continental.
The Continental, too.
It was, it was like too nice and like a classic.
original, yeah. Yeah, it's too all original to actually really enjoy.
It seemed like ever since Shredge did a donut at the wedding, it kind of like...
Never really ran that after either. It never really was the same for you.
But honestly, that kind of ruined it for you.
I thought he feels the same way about his mom.
Ken, I feel...
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, Ryan. Oh, shit, Ryan.
Ken, the cool thing is, is that the continental lore is still there.
So now, whether it's soon or in five years from now, if you got that lower...
on bag, slammed, convertible,
Continental, I think it'd be...
I think I wouldn't buy another one, though.
I think I'd buy something else.
It's kind of like you don't buy the same car twice.
And if you do, you just regret selling it two times.
I guess you're talking to a guy that has done that.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ryan really did.
So what did you sell them buy again?
Why am I forgetting?
Like two Broncos.
Oh, yeah.
Those are different, though.
There's regular Bronco and Raptors.
You wanted that car for so long.
Like, are you just disappointed in it?
Or are you just like, you're just ready to move on to something?
I'm just ready to free up some cash.
Free up some cash.
That thing was worth a lot of money.
I mean, I just drove Ken's new car.
Things fucking fast.
I'm sorry, my voice is fucked.
What was that?
We're not C.J's voice there.
No, it's so bad.
I don't know.
I'm not sick.
I actually, no idea.
I feel fine.
My throat is super sore, and I've been sneezing like crazy.
You got allergies.
I get the same thing.
I get the same thing.
I lose my voice from allergies.
It's very strange.
It's from the dust.
I literally get the same thing.
I don't know.
Kick the dust.
Or too much sorbos.
Too many trash cans.
I've probably been going that hard.
You know.
I said,
Spaniy,
I go,
what's wrong with the CJ's voice?
Because you were yelling
when we were filming earlier.
He goes,
he decided to smoke an entire pack
of Marb Reds last night.
It seems like a bad idea.
Dude.
Yeah,
ever since the Canadians came up.
Yeah.
Those guys love darts.
I actually smoked an entire pack,
but I did smoke a couple
this weekend.
Put a dent in.
Ken,
you took it pretty,
I don't think
Last weekend was Ben's wedding
And I don't think we can really go through it
Because Ben's not here
He's on his honeymoon
He's in the south of France
You're living it up
In Nice
He's in Nice
I always thought it was nice
But that goes a show
On America or how American
I am
Did he make it over there yet?
Yeah, they're there
Yeah, they're there
But I do want to talk about
Ken
You picked a bad weekend to quit drinking
Yeah dude, what the hell
What the fuck
Did you not drink?
You picked it?
tough.
Ken was just going to bed early.
You picked a time weekend.
I noticed you were gone early.
Yeah,
you were gone early every night.
I went to bed at a normal time.
Ken,
yeah.
You take it up.
When you're with your other friends
sitting at Zorbas,
you'll stay there until the place closes.
I haven't done that.
Go to like someone's house
and stay up until four,
but it's your friend's wedding
and you're like,
yeah,
I'm getting out of your 930.
Better hit the hay.
So after the tattoo party,
once in a lifetime.
After the tattoo party,
I kind of decided I need to kind of pump the brakes
and.
there were, and clearly no exceptions.
Yeah.
No, I, I can respect that.
It's not just last weekend.
It's been since the tattoo party.
And I know where, you can kind of see where things are going at a certain time of night.
And I'm like, okay, I really don't want to just get absolutely wasted here.
Like, I want to keep the shit going.
Get it looks around Ben's wedding.
Man, kind of shop.
I'm going to head home.
Well, no, because it's like, I just know if I start, like, heavily drinking, I'm not going to stop.
And then I'm going to regret it the next day.
So it's like, okay, if I can.
control my way through a reasonable time and then slowly Irish goodbye and then I'll be fine.
I respect that. I'm a big fan of Irish goodbyes. Yeah, Irish goodbyes are the best.
What time did you leave? Were you there for any of the shenanigans at Ben's wedding?
Yeah, I left basically right after shreds crash Ben's Porsche. Okay. And we'll leave it at that.
You got to see that. Something to look forward to. Yeah. But it was super fun. And we obviously will dive deep into it when Ben's back.
And then it was incredible. Let me re retouch on this though, Ken.
So what about you just saw it and you were just like, I don't want to be Greg?
I just look at those clips and I realize like that's not the kind of person I want to be.
And I think it's similar to like what Mike did.
Just not, I'm not going full blown sober.
I'm just like, I just realized I need to cut things back substantially.
I did.
That's fair.
I think that is.
And that's, that's smart.
And I believe that probably cutting back is good.
But I loved it.
Ken, you said it this weekend.
he said, I'm not drinking this weekend.
And you had a glass of wine in front of you.
So I was like, oh, well, what's that?
You know, no, I'm having drinks.
I'm just not drinking.
There's a difference between having a couple of glasses of wine and then going full-blown
seven drinks an hour.
When he's drinking, it's like an activity.
It's like Evan and Mike going dirt biking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, oh, yeah, I'm going to ride my bike.
Yeah, tomorrow at 5 p.m. I'm drinking.
Well, I do think there's a difference.
difference between having just a ton of drinks and that and then just kind of socially having a
couple for sure and i hope i hope you find your middle ground by cj's wedding was coming on
kidding can don't go sober for mine dude i feel like he could not be more ready for cj's wedding now
oh i'm fired up i feel like ben's wedding was the dry run yeah ben fucking puts all that working
yeah ben weddings is just like a little warm up well this really no pre one up for the big prelim the
prelim. At least like prank-wise.
The prologue. You guys got a big prank plan or what?
For yours? For mine?
One big. Are we allowed to?
Yeah. I've been told we have to clear any pranks with the bride's mother.
But she sounds like she's down for her a lot.
Yeah, we'll retouch on all this once Ben's back.
Because I don't know, obviously there was pranks and there was a lot of stuff that went down to his.
I hate even like just.
Yeah, blue ball on you like that.
Blue ball and everyone. So what else we got to talk about?
We built a Hellcat boat.
And it works, too.
And it looks freaking sick.
It literally looks insane.
When it's sitting in the water, not moving, it looks like a Hellcat is parked in like
six inches of water, which is the most deceiving thing ever.
Yeah.
I mean, they have those in Miami or, you know, you just see them all.
You can get like a Corvette or a Ferrari.
Lamborghinis, whatever.
It's like just, but it looks fake, obviously.
This is an actual full-sized car.
it looks like the car is in half a foot of water the way it floats six inches my guy it's like just right around like
that's what i just said oh i said it looks like the car is sitting in six inches of water i didn't hear that part sorry
six inch half foot um but it's it's like you know basically up to the hubs of the wheels so it
hides any kind of remains you can't see the boat all you see is car you don't see any boat just car
even when the boat is
starting to get on plane
and it's doing a full wheel
you really can't see the boat
no you can't really see the boat
the whole time and you look in the windows
and since you guys are sitting in there
and your heads are cramped
you really can't tell
that the interior is about either
you see a steering wheel
and that's it was fun driving it
I mean we did the test run today
it was taking on some water
while Ken and I were driving it
and it didn't help that only one of the two plugs
was in
Evan you want to explain
how that happened
I asked, I said, is there one or two plugs?
Because I only put one in.
And no one seemed concerned by that statement.
We won't wrote me on this because I was busy getting the other boat tied up and shit.
I wasn't part of the.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I guess, yeah, it's totally my fault.
I kind of thought.
A lot of boats, like, that I've ever been in, they typically have one, which I get a lot of jet skis, I think have two, though, right?
Well, at least the spark.
Sparkly has one.
Sparkly has one?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, because there's, like, straps on both sides of the trailer.
so I like unhook one strap,
walk by the middle area of the boat,
put a plug in,
go grab the other strap.
I thought we were good to go.
Yeah, it's all good.
But I don't think that had any effect.
Because when you're moving,
water's not going to go in.
If anything, it was helping you guys,
your water out.
Probably, actually.
I mean, Ken and I...
It could have been a positive.
It was a little weird in there
because it's very cramped
with the way that the body
connected with the voters.
The seats high and the roof sits low.
And I are riding dirty
in this.
I'm either riding dirty or I'm fully punched over.
Yeah, I mean, Ken's way bigger than me.
But then you have about a window this big, and that's your only way in or out.
Everything else still has windshield.
Yeah, true.
There's no doors or nothing.
I looked at 10 halfway through.
I was like, dude, we should add one of those like window breaker tools just in case we
need to go out the back or something.
But, uh, yeah, I started taking on quite a bit of water.
So it's like as it was going, kind of the body panels were just scooping the water straight
into it.
At like 35 mile an hour.
It was just like, like coming in.
Their rips.
So I think we got to have a couple modifications before we take it out again.
And that thing is going to be...
I think we hook a tube up.
I think it'll be dialed.
It's just impressive how much that silver Hellcat has been through.
Like, just think, that was like...
Wasn't that our first video of the year?
Snowplow?
And it was like one of the first ones.
But I mean, we picked it up around like in January.
Yeah.
And it's had so many different renditions.
It's a good car, dude.
Hellcats, we picked up a good time.
Like, obviously we're a little late on the game.
But, dude,
Hellcats are,
dare I say,
affordable?
They're affordable
for 700 horsepower.
For being like,
yeah,
getting a car that fast
and nice and reliable.
There was just one
that sold on cars and bids
for 27K.
That's insane.
It's a fucked ton of car.
700 horsepower car.
Dude,
like high performance vehicle.
Like you said,
we were late to the game
and with a handful of other things,
like we were late to the game
for pit bikes
and a bunch of other stuff.
I say we were early on those.
Dude,
I don't think we were.
I remember like,
the 110?
First time I hung out.
with you guys you had one shitty pit bike
yeah exactly like Evan was that's all we could afford
anyway we were late to the game on those
on Hellcats I don't mind being late to the game
where some things yeah you miss the
you miss the ship but you guys do
so much I wouldn't say you're late you're doing so
much it's hard to do everything you can't do everything
exactly so we get a Hellcat
and then we're just like this is awesome
and then that's what shows through our videos
is that we're people aren't like
oh these guys they're so late to the game
on a Hellcat they're fired up because we're
fired up. It doesn't matter when.
That's, it's been fun. Yeah, you're
right. Honestly, we've never really been
like, ooh, this is the trend and we just
hop on it. We just kind of do whatever we want.
You do what you want. Yeah. Speaking of,
what the, how was the
drift? Denali.
I miss that. We can talk about this now.
Yeah, it's coming out on. I missed that too. I came out last Thursday
and I'm fucking he said. Let me say
this in the nicest words possible.
It is fucking gross.
It is sick. It is
the loudest vehicle you will ever
here. Yeah, Evan started it.
8 to 1, 4 inch. 8 to 1 right out the side.
Like that, that TRX
that we leave, that
one is disgustingly loud. This
Drift and Ollie is a couple
steps higher. You can't
stand next to it when it's wrapped out. I think it looks
so sick too. It just looks so
six lighter. Centrifical,
I believe it's called the centrifugal supercharger.
Yep. Yeah. What does that mean?
Pro charger. Yeah, like, instead
of it being like right on the intake
supercharger, it's like off to the side. Like, it
It looks like a turbo if you don't necessarily...
Oh, but it's belt-driven?
Wait, it is on the intake.
The pro-charger.
It's not on the head.
It's not on the head. It's not on the intake.
It's not on top of the head. It's on the intake.
Oh.
It's a belt-driven turbo charger.
It's plumbed in.
But it's not.
It has an inner cooler.
I don't think it's a pro-charger.
It looks like a, it looks like a turbo.
Yep.
It's a supercharger that looks like a turbo and it's belt-driven.
It's crazy.
It's a Mustang.
And hat on his white one.
Like, normally a supercharger is a big, like, block that's sitting right in the center.
And this one is like, it looks like nothing I've never seen.
I've never seen anything like that.
Kind of like how they run them on snowmobiles and stuff like that.
It'd be like that style of a supercharger.
Yeah, it's sick.
Yeah, it's super cool.
The exhaust is insane.
It's like similar horsepower to our Dermax drift truck, but with zero loose leg.
And then I think it's got to have a little more weight being, you know, it's like a suburban or a Yukon.
Yeah.
So it just hooks so good.
It's literally our Dermax, but better.
I just got weight in the back, probably.
It's still here, so did we purchase it?
Yeah, we got it.
We own it?
There was two of them.
Only $130,000.
I'm kidding.
Oh, thank God.
I was going to say, I mean, it's sick, but I don't know if it's...
It was 30, I think.
But it's...
It is sick.
It's definitely, you know...
Shout out, Sean.
Another sick build.
Shout out.
Who'd come from?
Sean Owen.
Life on Limiter.
Fuck, that guy can build a Chevy, man.
He had another, like, probably an 09.
Yukon X-L.
That was running like 1,100 horses
on a like 100 millimeter turbo.
Can he build us an exhaust for it so we can actually drive it?
Or is that just part of the...
No, that's part of the sick.
It dumps flames and stuff.
It's sick.
It's like melting the front bumper.
The issue with it, though, I will say,
like driving it on the street,
it gets death wobble.
Oh, yeah.
I thought the wheel was going to fall off.
What's set up for drifting.
Oh, so it's not really...
It's not a highway cruise.
dynamite the brakes at 70 miles an hour
or you might lose control.
Yeah, it's pretty legit.
Manual swaps, obviously.
Yeah, manual transmission.
White reels on white body.
Get this.
So Ben's dad comes over and he's like kind of watching at the end.
And I don't know.
Ben's just like, yeah, hop in.
So he hops in.
And big wrench.
And big wrench.
So we got four guys.
Holy shit.
Was that the first run?
That was the first run when you bent the coil over.
There's so much weight when Evan hit the transfer.
It actually bent the,
amount. That's the downside of those heavy. That is the downside. Yeah. But anyway, so then Ben's dad
hopps in, Evan legitimately was this close from hitting a fucking tree.
Remember, remember that one time that, and you even informed us, that you did a little dirt
work on the Hoonah Corner? And I was going through Hoonor Corner multiple times, but one time
I got a little wide, I got those tires in the sand. Bro.
Inches. There was leaves in the little back vent.
thing.
I mean, it was...
Couldn't have been in-closing.
And moving.
Like, it would have...
It would have been a big hit.
Because you would have caught that back in.
And it would have pulled the front
into the trees as well.
I would have...
I would like...
I'd like to pat myself
on the back for being one of those
like, don't panic situations.
Stay in it.
If you got off the gas or
try to do anything, we would have been in the rhubarb.
Hard.
100%.
It was either you were going to crash
harder.
Even farther through the floor.
I might even flinched at all.
I haven't seen the GoPro footage,
but I think I might even been flinching.
You were racing for it.
Oh, shit.
It was like, you were not going to crash
or you're going to crash even harder
with the way you ran that.
When Ben's dad came in the next day,
he's like, yeah, it was pretty like,
adrenaline was going like right after or whatever,
but then he's like, I was at home
and I was still shaking.
Sean was also driving the X-L one
and kind of came into Hoonah Corner,
locked up the brakes,
and he also just,
barely miss some trees. It probably would have made sense to just get out there and sweep that corner
because it was so slippery. The rain, the rain pushes so much sand over there. It's always sandy over
there. It's just the rainwater. It just keeps pushing sand. Jake comes over and reveals Mustang last
Thursday. Why, after all this time, he's going to do it at Octane? He was going to do it maybe take
us to the Drift Mansion and do it there. He was going to do it some way big or another. And then
he did it on a Thursday when half the crew is in their office. Nobody was even
there.
Yeah.
I mean, Rich and Shreds were there.
That was fun.
But like, I'm like, why did you pick today?
Anyway, he comes out and he goes for a huge drift in.
And Shredds at this time didn't know that that was happening.
For some reason, Gavin stole his new truck.
He got a new Raptor.
He stole it from Jake's.
Yep.
And then parked it on the Hoonah Corner.
No.
In the back.
In the back, because he's like, yeah, I was going to hide it.
And then I heard he was coming over.
So I thought it'd be funny.
and so then Jake, he didn't know what Jake was doing
and Jake came in at Mach 11
drifting around the track and Gavin starts freaking out
oh no, oh no he's running over
and we're like, dude, what's wrong?
What is wrong?
Like this, just enjoy it man.
You don't got to run around and freak out like
and he's like no, his truck, his truck!
So if Jake would have hit this corner like I said,
we hit it fast.
I said hey, I said hey dude, the track is clear.
You got the green light.
Oh no.
So you got the, you move.
all the cars, you're good.
Oh, man.
So, holy shit.
That his truck's parked there?
He hits his truck with his brand new car.
I honestly said, like,
it could have happened.
60% chance that he would have hit that truck if he hit that corner.
But anyway, track was wet and sandy,
and Jake almost hit the trees, too.
God, that corner's just sketch.
We got to get some K-rails in there or something.
I enjoy the risk.
We've been, I as well enjoy it.
I think it looks better.
We've been putting all of our used tires next to the trees,
and I think that's,
enough for now.
K-reels might actually make it worse, honestly.
I agree.
I mean, they're still hurt to hit for sure.
Yeah, they'll hurt to hit.
But there is a-
But at least it's not going to send the tree
into the middle of the car.
Yeah.
The tires, I think, will do a lot.
Yeah.
By the time we, like, get a good collection.
You're gonna keep burning tires.
Yeah, yeah.
It was kind of a classic, though.
As you guys are aware,
like I kind of have that reputation
of breaking stuff quickly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
First thing we do, we load the,
we load the Denali with like five people.
we go out to the figure eight part
I dump the clutch
I hit one corner
I go to like figure eight it
and when I'm swapping over
from left turn to right turn
literally just collapse
like the front end
and like lose like steering
basically because
it was like the strut tower
collapsed
wasn't let it turn very well
so I mean it was like
five seconds
and it's like
it just sound terrible
and then I have to
hey Sean Sean
I broke it
you need to come check this out
and it's like no
way. Thank God it was actually like a pretty easy fix that. Just like braced it up. Oh well,
welded up solid just. Interesting. Because the strut was fine. It was just the strut mount like gave out
on the frame. Got it. Apparently what happened with 600 plus horsepower and five plus thousand pounds.
Yeah. Damn. Yeah. I was bummed. I missed that one. Look lit. Yeah. What were you doing,
Ryan? Well, I missed Jake's Mustang because I was at home preparing because I was hosting Ben's
but I missed that because I was at Blake's wedding in Park City.
That's why I was gone for the Denali.
You're at a wedding to,
weddings.
I missed it because I was at a wedding too.
Dude, I, someone was like, oh, yeah, well, just CJ's wedding left.
I'm like, oh, no, I have four more weddings this year.
Is there even that many more weeks?
No, dude, I literally don't know.
I'm trying to think of how many weddings I've been at this calendar year.
I think six.
so far and I have four left.
That's more than my whole, I've been to my whole life.
You're a good guy, right?
I've probably only been to around six weddings.
I think I've ever been to like four or five.
And to be to credit, I have started having a lot more fun at weddings.
Just on this very podcast.
Yeah.
A short two years ago, I shit talked a lot of weddings.
They were so lame.
So lame.
But now I started to like them.
I think it's because like, I mean, I was in three of the weddings.
And I think it's like people that I actually like.
So then I give a fuck.
Way more fun.
Like it's not like your parents' random friend or random third cousin.
And you don't know anyone.
It's like your friend is getting married.
So it was fun.
Alondra was actually convinced that the whole thing of me having you guys over for Ben's grooms getting ready thing was a prank.
She was like convinced.
She's like, they're going to fuck with you.
And I was like, I mean, I guess that's fine.
I had no idea.
I was like, I don't know what they're going to do.
Is Spenny going to ride a dirt bike in my living room?
Can I?
and do it in front of your eyes?
Can I?
No, you're cut off from dirt bikes and rain.
You don't have a couch.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, there is the space with no couch and furniture, but preferably not.
Oh, man.
I say the worst thing we did.
I know, dude, I'm such an asshole now.
It's a type renovated.
I don't let you ride dirt bike in the house.
All right.
We were over there on Friday night before the wedding.
And, like, you, this is right after you had gone to bed.
So it's just the Fritz brothers, me and Justin.
And they were, they're into, like, metal and, like, rock music.
so we start getting into some like really, really good metal.
And we're like, turn it up.
We're listening to Slipknot.
And we're like, I'm like, dude, you got to turn it up.
His speaker's actually really good.
And he's like, I mean, it is two in the morning.
But I was like, I mean, it's like just a couple guys in there sleeping.
You got to turn it up a little bit.
Turn it up.
And then we're all like, well, boys, this is a good run.
And we all dissipate.
And then after Justin drives off since it's on Sonos, the music stopped.
Justin, like, pause it.
But once he became disconnected, it started playing metal again.
Oh, no.
at like pretty decent volume and I could not figure out how to turn it off so I just left so it just ran metal all night yeah
my neighbor's like this asshole moved back in three nights ago and he's already playing metal music all night all night long
I couldn't figure out to turn it off I felt bad but you were I assumed already sleeping by that point I was yeah well missed
opportunity but it is true siege I was there so I don't know how you yeah what were we gonna do fucking tie you to a chair and
prank you?
Sounds like actually a good idea.
But that is, I mean,
the pranks are getting not good enough where you get a tie guy and make him watch.
You got to make them watch.
Pretty funny though.
But like, I guess if it were me,
you probably could get away with pranking me while I was sleeping.
Just don't mess with the old lady.
That's all I ask.
Other than that,
got to do it somehow.
The old lady or the dog.
That's your limit.
Don't hurt,
Daisy,
but I mean,
I think she'll probably be,
She'll be a willing participant in whatever you need.
Let's get Daisy good.
But I'll just be a complete asshole and disappear and not tell you when I'm going to be back
and then come back with a surprise of my own.
I'd say I've been working on this for weeks.
I actually was.
I mean, yeah, Jake's time.
You pulled a full-blown Jake right there.
Yeah, that was, dude.
You did.
It was like, okay.
No, it's sick.
You guys aren't pumped?
No, it's sick.
You just hyped us up so much, dude.
Jake?
That was my exact opress.
It's like, this is what Jake would do.
he honestly just likes having the surprise more than any execution of the surprise.
Totally.
So what's the deal?
Are we doing a C-Boys TV fantasy football thing?
Oh yeah,
what's the deal with that, Jack?
How's that work?
What's the deal?
I just created a league,
send it to the group chat,
and no one joined it,
but I think we should do it.
What's fantasy football?
Fantasy is when you have to pick your players and stuff?
The same as fantasy mode.
I'd almost rather do it where you,
like, pick just like,
the team?
Overall teams and just game ways.
I'm in another one.
It's an elimination league,
So you have to get, you pick one team a week that is going to win.
And if you get it wrong, three times you're out.
Have you guys never done like normal fantasy football before?
I didn't know.
What's football?
I played single team sports.
Basically, like, we'll do a snake draft.
So we do like a draft.
We all pick the best players.
And then you build like a team of just offense.
Yeah, no, I know.
And you pick a defense.
And then you pick one defense.
Yeah, I think we should do it.
And we should like, I don't know, put something on it and like remind the, like, do it throughout the podcast.
I think what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the
What's the consequence for getting last?
Right.
That's what we got to figure.
We got to figure something.
Oh, like, what about what do you win?
Oh, dude, I saw a crazy one actually.
I don't think it's matter of what you win.
It's what you don't have to do.
There's some messed up.
It's always got to get a ticot.
Like you get in a dog cage and throw fucking flower.
That might be a little weird.
Okay.
I'm kind of TikTok.
I'm kind of into it, though.
Okay, check this one out.
Got TikTok.
Jack's got guys getting caged up on his TikTok.
This guy.
What are you got going?
This guy's fantasy punishment.
Week two, I lost to Bobby by 31 points.
Well, you guys have missed me.
Week three, I lost to James by 61 points.
Thank you, James.
Week four, I lost to Tom by 39.
And he had to upload this.
Thank you, Tom.
Week seven, I lost to 80.
That's some shit, Jack would like.
That's going to be 10.
I could see you having to do this count.
Our draft is on Saturday.
Yeah, you might have to change that shit, bro.
Saturday at 5 o'clock.
We have lives.
It's a bad time.
What you do?
it. When should we do it? Monday. Let's just do
an elimination league. I like 10's
elimination. Yeah, Jack. Let's do
both. How do you expect me to pick players that don't even
know who they are? You can't
pick the same team twice. You have to pick the
right team every week. Yes, I like those. That.
Well, let's play that too, and we'll do
high stakes, but this one's
high risk.
The other one's high stakes, this one's high risk.
Perfect. Let's do it.
Drive for Monday.
Dude, I'm so excited for football to start.
Me too. Me too.
Vikings win the other day, didn't they have a preseason?
Yeah, preseason doesn't really matter though.
You know, like, preseason is so pointless.
Yeah, it's...
They lost, though, right?
Probably.
I don't know.
I mean, it does...
It's not indicative of whether you're going to have a good team or not.
I know.
I know.
It seems like almost if you have a worst preseason...
I'll just Google it.
You might have a better real season.
That just means, like, you're just playing all your bad players and you got actual good players
that are waiting around on the bench.
There's not a debate.
I feel like, do they use, like, new people on?
on the team in preseason to figure out
it's more of like a you can get cut
yeah oh you know like it's just for
it's like they're trying all the new guys it's for like people on
the bubble or like third
second string you know to get some reps
and sometimes they'll put someone else in
like that is actually
good but like like
for instance Justin Jefferson is not gonna
even put his pads on so we won
13 to 10
just leave everything you see on the internet
nice one of my buddies he won a
tournament and so we got entered
for free into this bigger tournament that was normally a $4,500 buy-in.
Shoo.
And he was basically like jumping around.
It was for golf.
And he was jumping around from like 15th was his lowest.
And he was in first up until the end.
First place, one million dollars.
For a year, one million dollars.
Yeah.
So he got to enter for free.
He didn't have to put all his money up.
Ended up taking second $150K.
How fucking sick is that, dude?
$150K?
I missed out on a million, though.
I mean, by one spot.
I know it's so hard.
Like, you got to be bummed.
Like, are you stoked or are you pissed?
You're probably a bit of both.
I'd be so happy, man.
So happy.
Yeah.
He didn't have any buy and he won 150K.
That's awesome.
And you got to be still a little bit pissed though.
There's a big difference from $150K and a million.
Yeah, but just knowing that you're in first.
It's going to be great.
We're just like,
can you pull that up?
Yeah.
What's the difference?
I'd call that $850,000.
How many Chevys?
How many Chevy's different?
A couple.
Just think, yeah, how many more Chevys you could buy?
What depends, you know, what your quality of Chevy is.
What year?
What models?
I prefer like a $7,500 Chevy, so, you know, $75,000 to the $150, that's like a dozen.
Yeah, but it was, it's $750K.
Oh, if I said the $150K difference.
Oh, fuck me.
Yeah.
$750.
God, I'm Kenning today.
You're acting like Ken?
But you're doing mental math.
And for that, I'm proud of you.
I would call it 150K, not 750, but that's what he won.
But I'm saying he would have won a million.
And he was in first and he dropped back to second.
8.50.
Yeah.
Dude, we are not numbering right now.
850 divided by 7500.
There you go.
This is how Evan calculates his life in money spend.
It's how many Chevys.
I get 113 Chevys.
Ooh.
Two per week.
You can drive one during the week and one on the week.
one on the weekend. What would you do after you totaled each one out?
I'd keep them. Park case I need parts for my other ones. Obviously. But at some point you
would blow them all out and you would not have enough parts. No you do.
Just leave them around town like a lime scooter. You've just got, yeah, just got Chevys parked
all around town. Lime scootered. And you always have a ride somewhere. You park 10 at each one of
your buddy's houses. So if when you get a ride home from the bar, you just have a truck there.
You can take home. Dude, we have a hard enough keeping.
track of like a dozen sets
of keys. Can you imagine having a hundred
like same looking keys? You've got
a hundred. Keys in them.
At that point just grab them out of a fishbowl and whatever
when you grab that's what you're driving.
How big of a parking lot would you
need for that? I mean, it'd be like a Walmart.
The car dealership. The reboot
truck was sitting out in front of my house
for quite a few, quite a while.
A little billboard there. So last
night we're riding e-bikes and
it was just getting dark in
Dalton's out there. And
he's taking laps.
And then all of the sudden, his e-bike, with the light still on, is like sitting in the trees.
Parking the trees.
We're like, okay, maybe he's, like, taking a leak or grabbing a water or something.
And then, like, a half hour goes by, and the bike is still just, like, sitting in the trees.
But I finally call him.
I'm like, what's going on?
He's like, oh, I went to Ryan's to get the reboot truck.
Yeah, I think he thought it was going to take me a lot longer to hook up the trailer, but I didn't.
What do we got here?
Just more people coming to my house at almost one in the morning.
A bunch of chicks came.
Is this a bridal party?
Yeah.
Or a birthday.
So this is like low-key kind of epic.
It is.
Alex wants to get rid of the statue because of this.
Well, it's becoming too much of an attraction.
Dude, you can't just pull up at night and blast your headlights into another guy's front door.
It is 1252 a.m.
That's crazy to be home alone.
So we don't have blinds right.
right now. So it was just like brights on, just blasting the windows. That's crazy.
And she's like, I heard them all talking. Yeah, there's a house. There's a car at the house and
they're flashing their lights into my house. Yeah. The lights right. They were just, look, she's even
kind of grabbing the balls there. Ken, I can't believe you didn't want this out in front of your
house. Yeah. You could have walked out in a road being like,
what's up, ladies? You want to come on in? Yeah, you would have been like, you want to see the real
thing? See the real thing? Yeah. Yeah, you'd have been like, dude, you had been like,
dude, Ken was more mad about the statue than us absolutely.
destroying his house yesterday.
The biggest blow it ever.
Every toilet.
Every toilet was blown out.
Every countertop was blown out.
Find the car kind of
told my house.
I was,
I was tweaking a little bit
because I was signing the paperwork
right as you guys rolled up.
And then I was like,
ah.
That guy was probably like,
ah,
you must be real nervous.
Dude,
we literally rode
actual dirt bikes
on Ken's
rock.
Landscaping yesterday.
Yeah,
the landscaping guys,
they actually were,
they were,
about it. They were like, oh yeah. We stationed these rocks specifically with someone riding over on a
vehicle in mind. Like, we anchored them extra good because we just kind of assumed it would happen.
The boss called me and was like, yeah, this was probably one of the less productive days they've had,
but are you talking about us or you? No, no, no, no, no. The landscapers. Yeah, we only probably bothered them
for a while. You say four or five hours? Yeah, yeah. And they said they're getting paid by the hour, not by
the job. Yeah, yeah, I know. That's why.
It was kind of reminding me of pack saddle
When you'd look at it from the bottom
It was just like a pile of rocks
You'd never get up
But you go a little angle this way
And then a little angle this way
There were ledges and I mean
Spenny
It's a beautiful section
Some of those fellas had no problem going up it
Shred struggled a little bit
It was a beautiful search
On a bike or a three wheeler
Three wheeler
That explains it
If I get a little quiet
Like electric trials bike
Can I come over there
And pop around on those things?
Yeah, as long as it's electric.
Dude, do you think I could too?
Because I really need to make it to the top of pack saddle.
Yeah.
And then I can just train.
Dude, that is a good training ground for packs saddle.
I just ride to the bottom, get stuck, kill my bike, and then push it up Ken's Hill and all the way home.
Got nice.
Training done.
Training done.
Dude, I was thinking about putting a hard endurance section in at my place, too.
Yeah.
That sounds sick, Mike.
That sounds sick.
If we got electric bikes, we could actually do it.
Dude, we need to get some electric, like, trials bikes.
All right, I guess we can cut this if we need to.
Ken, you are dangerously close to a wardrobe malfunction from this angle,
and I know the camera's looking right at it.
I actually changed and put on pants because people were threatened.
Ryan, I actually find me in the in the Gold Creek Pod.
I was tired.
I was just wearing swimming trunks.
And he wasn't aware of his.
I don't remember the last time you've worn shorts on this podcast.
You've always changing the pants.
Yeah, it's because everyone goes up.
You see all your balls.
Your shorts are too short.
Look at yourself when you sit in knee-high shorts, dude.
They ride up.
They just ride up.
It's part of life.
So I just wear pants for y'all.
You could start wearing capris.
I could.
Not really my style.
Shorts function.
Did you see Andy's jinko shorts at the wedding?
They just wearing a Ben's wedding.
Oh, I got a crazy clip of it.
Yeah, he was pretty excited about that.
I bet he was.
Well, it's time to break out the Jinkos.
Yeah, so anyways, Alex wants the statue.
gone.
Sorry.
And I said, we're getting a fence before we move this statue.
So we're getting a gate and a fence.
So if anyone watching this or listening to this can build me like a really badass
gate fence thing out front for a good deal, I would love that.
So what if you move the statue closer to the road, put a gate in so then people can still
see the statue, appreciate it, but not bother you?
Those are just too big.
Like, I'd rather have it a little bit more.
scaring children's and stuff.
You want to hide it from the neighborhood.
I just don't want to too close because it's just
your nuts are pretty large.
So you just want to keep it for yourself?
No, it's just the nuts are too big
to be that close to the road.
Invited guests in here.
Yourself and guests though, not like just the general
public. I mean, I like seeing it again, I think,
you know. You look looking at some
balls? I still think we got to
convert it into like a bird bath fountain.
Add some piping. Drill a couple
holes drilling from the back drill a hole at the front you'd have to you'd have to you'd have to drill
him from the back maybe like die the water a little bit no what I'm actually doing is I have a statue
being made of myself and uh I did mine also life size but it's gonna be pretty unflattering
for Ken when I put it right next to his gonna mug it a little bit it'll be getting
mugged the whole way through bigger balls bigger dick bigger balls I mean
Pigs fly, buddy.
Bigger balls.
You can shrink the balls a little bit, maybe increase the shaft.
Well, the cool thing goes...
You can do whatever you want.
The cool thing is you can do it.
At least you'll be taller, taller, Ken.
It's the cool thing.
You can really speck it out any way you want.
Dude, I finally...
I was waiting to see it, but I finally got to see a video of the guy.
The statue was down.
This is when it was in China when he was actually chisling the balls.
And it was...
It was such a treat, man.
Like, I'm sure his buddies at work were just...
like laughing, you know?
The other guys are just doing like normal
bird baths and signs
and stuff. Those guys are true
artisans. Like you can't even tell, like
what they were using or whatever it is. Like it's
fucking crazy. A little hammer
chisel. I wouldn't mind being the guy
chiseling it. It'd be the guy who has to
sand them.
You know, that would be the guy
What about the guy that's got to buff him? You're doing
the shaft and you're having to buff it
and sand it. It's got a buff it after.
Yeah. Do you think you could get that thing
whole buffed, the whole statue buffed
so it's like shiny, because it's like a doll.
It's dull. Could you shine that? You could
because it's marble. Yeah, you could.
Thousand grit sandpaper, buff it
all out, get it shiny.
I wonder if that's an option from the fact.
I think so. Yeah, maybe.
Damn, Siege, that's crazy though. People are just coming up
on your property then, huh?
It makes sense at like
four in the afternoon, but literally
one in the morning's nari, like, you're asking to get
freaking shot or
somebody's coming out screaming and chewed out.
I would argue, though, that, like, if I drove by that statue at one in the morning,
I'd be more likely to go take a picture with it than I would have more than a morning.
You got to agree.
They probably are drinking and shit, and they see it.
They're like, oh, look that thing.
Those girls were just having fun.
I wasn't even mad.
We got Dr. David in the crowd today.
Yeah.
You kind of scared off Gavin.
Where did he go?
Dude, do it.
He booked a flight as soon as the doctor showed up.
It was that Enduro in the backyard.
Yeah.
Got mugged.
Got mugged.
Speaking of Enduro, I took...
Supercross champ out riding
Induro in Canada.
Oh yeah, how was that?
Cooper Webb, dude.
Insane.
So you guys are kind of boys now, huh?
Oh, yeah, we're boys.
We're straight boys.
Is he Canadian, too?
Two days with him.
No, so what was happening now
is I was back in Canada
for the World Supercross.
All the riders were in town,
and I was talking to Coop's mechanic,
Peanut, which he's a Seaboy's fan,
he watches all the podcast,
and he was like, dude,
he was like, dude, he was like,
we got to link you up with Coop
when he comes to Calgary and I'm like, dude, I'm there.
Let's do something.
So we went out to dinner the night before press day and we're sitting there.
He's like, what can we do tomorrow?
I'm like, dude, let's go ride enduro.
And he's like, really?
And I'm like, yeah, I can get bikes.
And he's like, all right, let's do it.
Picked him up.
We went out riding and, yeah, it was pretty sick, dude.
He, I mean, he just jumped on.
It was the coolest thing ever because you don't ever see like a factory rider
jump on just like a stock bike and ride it.
So that was cool to see him just jump on a stock bike.
And then yeah, took him out.
We rode some enduro, got him over some logs and took him into some NAR-
I kept it pretty mellow because he had to do press day the next day.
Was he good at it?
He was really good.
Yeah, he was really good.
Completely different style of riding.
Jumped into it and was like cruising the trails behind me.
I mean, he was taking it slow because he didn't want to crash and there's like rocks and
I mean, it was like riding at Gold Creek.
Like, it's gnarly.
Like, you can't just pin it through it.
So, and then I was following him and I'm like, man, he's killing it.
He's jumping over logs and jumping through root sections and like, and we're coming down
this hill and there's a rock sitting right in the middle of the trail and I'm looking at it.
And I can like see him turning.
I'm like, oh, my God, he's going to hit this rock.
And he just doesn't see it and fully just like hits the rock and tucks the front and just
fully slaps and hits his head off the ground.
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
I was like, I just wadded up coop.
I was like, I just fully wanted him up.
I was like, this is not good.
There's a lot of sponsors that are going to be mad at me right now.
He didn't hit his head hard, but the first thing, he like rolls up and I pull up.
I'm like, oh, my God, Cooper, are you okay?
And he like turns up and rolls over.
He's like, oh, did I scratch my fresh monster helmet?
I was just like, no, he didn't.
And I like rub the dust off and I'm like, no, no, it's just dust.
We're good.
And he's like, all right, he like jumps up on his feet.
He's like, all right, we're good then.
Let's keep ripping.
Damn.
It was so sick to see him like just mobbed the trails and stuff because it's crazy.
Yeah, just riding for fun.
And he was like right before a race too.
Yeah, right before a race in season, which was crazy.
But yeah, he came over to my house and like met my mom and stuff and it was pretty funny.
My mom, my mom, dude, the one, she was tripping.
She was chirping.
She was chirping.
Burn was chirping?
Yeah. Coop rolls up and she, and she's like, coop, I got to tell you, I used to like you until you did the finger gun to
Rockson because he beat Rockson a long time ago and then turned over the finish line and like shot him like he just like shot him down she's like yeah I didn't really like the finger gun and Coop's like oh man sorry no more finger guns no more
but uh yeah it was pretty fun and then coop paid me back the next day I took him and doro riding and he's like all right
if I'm gonna ride in duro you go to ride the super cross track the next day so then I had to ride the super cross track the next day which was gnarly because I've never rode a super cross track in an arena
took my bike over to a mechanic that afternoon,
had them put suspension in it,
because Supercross the jumps are so nilely,
you need suspension.
And it was the bike I jumped into the pond,
so I was, like, kind of tripping a little bit.
Yeah, you didn't want it to cut out or something.
Get the suspension on and get down there.
And, like, dude, it was insane.
I rolled it under the track,
and, like, Dean Wilson's watching,
you know, Max Anstey's watching.
Probably thinking you're, like, gonna race against him.
They're like, who is this guy?
Like, the tracks shut down.
Guy getting to ride the track.
Literally.
Literally like the first guy to get to ride the track.
Yes.
So like fully prep track.
The tractors just come off.
They water it.
It's completely fresh.
I get the track for 30 minutes and all these teams and stuff are on the sides like watching.
What were they doing when they were watching?
They were just standing just like they're just like standing like this and like matching team.
Just Honda like full Honda gear.
Yeah.
They're like who is this guy?
And I get out there and I'm like cruising around and I like going to the club.
I go to the whoops.
It was so muddy.
I get into the whoops and I'm like rolling through them and they were so steep.
It was like this in the bottom.
And I start getting like crooked in them.
I'm not even going fast.
I'm just rolling like literally just trying to roll through them.
And I like get sketchy and slip in the mud.
Put my foot down and slip and fall instantly.
With everyone watching.
With everyone watching 30 seconds onto the track.
I'm just like oh my God.
Holy shit.
If you're having a hard time on those whoops, can you imagine anyone else?
I mean, insane.
You riding over logs or just really anything that shouldn't be ridden over.
The fact that you were having trouble with going over some...
They were like...
The crazy thing is they're literally like a V in the bottom.
So like when you hit them, it's like...
You don't need to fill them in.
You don't need to fill them in because they're on top.
But it's just like...
It's crazy because I mean, dude, I'm sure a lot of people listening watch Supercross and I watch it too.
And I'm like, oh, I could at least go out there and get a lap.
Right.
A lap is way harder.
I rode for four hours the day before Coupe didn't sweat once
and then the next day I rode literally 30 minutes on the Supercross track
and my helmet was drenched.
I was sweating so much and I was so nervous.
It didn't help that I had like the best guys in the world watching the whole time.
But I think that's a good point is like just getting a lot.
Just getting around the track is hard.
Like yeah, whatever rhythm you want to take.
But clearing all of them without wadding up is like I think a lot of people that like
maybe don't watch Motto be like
oh yeah Spenny he's a good dirtbiker
he got it yeah watch him on C-boys he could probably
do the super cross track and
it looked so hard
it was not really I did it looked so hard in the end I mean
I did it took me my first
lap was bad and then I kind of like shook
the cobwebs off and like got the rhythm
nerves and then second lap I was
doubling through the rhythm sections
like pretty good and then whoop had
on off and I like
I jumped onto the on off
and landed on the table and then rolled it and he's like
oh, he's like, you should just like, just hold the throttle on the off and go for the off.
So I'm like, all right, so I jump onto the on-off and then I go for the off, and I kind of like hang a
wheel a little bit. Like, it's chilling, like, it bucks me a little bit, but I'm fine, ride it out.
And then we go over and we start filming it, and he's like, all right, let's get you over the on-off.
So I hit it again. And I went like a little bit too slow, hang a wheel again.
And then Coup tells me he's like, you need to go like a little bit faster, but it's not in the
suspension, it's in, like, the throttle when you throttle off. So I go again and I go a little bit
too fast and I land deep on the table and just fully case the off and just straight over the bars.
Like literally the bike flips over the front. The hardest OTP you have ever seen you take.
Dude, it was like one of my biggest crashes. You have on video? Yeah, it's fully on video. Oh yeah.
Dude, I got to show you. Did you not see it? I don't know if I did. Oh, dude. I watched your
video. It missed it. It was gnarly. So I fully wad up on the on off.
in front of everyone.
Is on Instagram?
Yeah, I posted on Instagram.
I ended up getting it in the end,
which was super cool because I had never really ridden a super cross track.
So I ended up getting like,
I ended up doubling through the whoops at the end
and getting the on off.
I never hit the finish line because it was insane
and the modded bikes were casing it.
So I was like...
It was that big.
Dude, it was huge.
Holy shit.
Bigger than the 65 foot double we have.
Like huge.
Massive.
I didn't even want to attempt it.
I was like, there's no chance I'm going to case it.
If the modded bike,
It with Supercross guys are casing it.
There's no way I clear it.
Like, I'm just going to case the shit out of it.
I was pretty stoked, too, because I railed this corner.
Oh.
That was a smooth crash.
Smooth crash.
And I was lucky the dirt was soft, too.
It was a great dismount.
Dude, it was pretty insane.
I know, I got lucky.
I pulled a shit.
He is a tuck and roll.
Yeah.
Full on tuck and roll.
You always just like...
Messing up the block.
It'll be such a hairy.
situation and you just kind of roll
it's like a cat. But yeah, you can literally see
like I literally just landed a little too
far on it right there. Oh yeah. And like didn't
have enough time and then I just like
dude that's not a long jump.
Like that's not a long distance jump
but to do that in a row, the timing
and to do that in a row like I mean
dude like that wasn't even that big of a
case and it just instantly like you're
no way you're saving that. You clearing that
little bump right there and then rolling
out of it like look how your bike stopped.
I know. If you've done that that would have hurt a lot.
Bro, Spenny was on his feet before his bike was even done.
Yeah, fully just rolled it out.
That's, I think, the most nerve-wracking thing about SuperCross or anything in general is like the bad of if you crash into the face of another jump, that's when you're just snapping bones.
It was kind of cool because I did a lap time and coop timing and I actually would have qualified for the main event, which is sick.
Yeah.
Because all it takes is one lap.
Yeah.
No, with no one in front of me, I would have qualified.
But this is like me getting the section here.
So you did end up nailing it.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, easy.
And then the triple there.
Ooh.
And then Dawes too scared to hit that triple, too.
Oh, dude.
Which is like, again, you could have, you could do that triple, but it's like when you have to.
It's hard on a stock 250.
It's hard on a stock 250.
And there was nothing before that besides the black ground, you'd have it.
But there's all, you know.
It turns out it's way harder than it looks.
And then it was pretty sick.
The next day for the race, I got to, like, be down on the track.
And I ran Coop's Snapchat for him.
so I was literally like following him around and like talking to him and then I like
rode on the back of his bike to go get few like he filled it up and I like got a ride on his
bike at the stadium which was pretty sick people seeing you on the back like what is
oh yeah dude people were loving it like it was pretty insane and even just like getting to talk
to Coupe he was was pretty nilely and just being down on the floor like watching all the
like yeah like I was standing right at the corner like I was standing right at the corner
I could have walked onto the track.
You could literally eat the dust.
Yeah, it was cool.
It was a cool experience getting to hang out there.
I've never been, I've been watching Supercross for like such a long time, but to be down on the track and watch like, be right there at the start gate is so sick.
So sick.
Like it was, it was definitely one of the best days I've ever had.
I love you.
You were at the like signing thing.
Oh yeah.
And then you're off to the side, just sign and posters.
You had a whole line, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, I literally had like.
a full-on line for the autograph session and stuff too.
Did you have a bigger line than the riders?
I definitely signed more autographs than most people there.
Like, I couldn't even go in the stands.
Yeah.
It was cool to, like, learn the insights of watching how Coop runs, like, a race.
Like, they're so specific.
They won't even let you touch his seat because they want his seat the foam to be as hard as
possible just because it's, like, a feel thing and he likes it like that.
So they're changing out seats, like, every round and, like,
The things that you don't see in the stands,
like Coop came off the track between Moto 1 and Moto 2
and got a flat tire,
so they were changing a full wheel in between Motos
and putting on new grip tape on the bike
so that you have fresh grip.
Fresh grip, like, dude, it's insane how
like the mechanic does not stop working.
Peanut, literally does not stop from the start of the race
to the end of the race. He's working.
Like, he's checking tire pressure.
He's checking fork pressure.
Checking spokes.
checking chain tension,
checking like to make sure
the front wheel is straight,
like checking air filter
changing air filters in between races.
Is Cooper at all like,
hey, like check that or is he just like,
no, no, no, he's got it dialed.
He's not even worried about it.
He doesn't, he doesn't even worry about it.
But the craziest thing is like,
the ability of that like,
that Coop has to lock in.
Like he's known for being one of the most like
locked in guys on the line.
And first Motto, he went out and he got second
and he came off the,
track, walked into the pits and just sat there like, just like this, just staring at a wall.
Like for the 20 minutes in between races, just sat there, staying at the wall, and then he picked
up his helmet, didn't say anything to anyone, walked straight to the line, straight past all
the other riders, not even looking at anyone, just mugging, just like mauging so hard,
walk straight to the line and just went one, one, the next two motors, just cooked everybody.
Like, literally, like, he just, like, locked in.
He was like, dude, I'm not getting second again.
he just flipped a switch and went out and just killed everybody the next two races.
It was insane.
Holy shit.
It was insane.
Yeah, it was crazy to watch.
You don't see that little stuff on TV.
And just even watching him set up his gate.
Here, I got to show you guys this clip.
Or they set up a gate.
Dude, I thought it just dropped.
Watch this.
No, this is crazy.
Like, just watch the way he sets it up.
It's so specific and he's just paying such a close attention to detail on it.
Like, adjusting his foot placement.
his starting blocks and like dusting off like using his glove to like dust off the gate i was
like it's crazy it's crazy given away like his secrets here like i don't think so no i don't think
you it's just rider specific you just kind of do it the way you want he's got his thing he's just
got his thing like he's got his way that to do it and he just needs it like a specific way but like
you got to realize the bike is only going down the center there you know right but he like scoots out
the dirt here and he's just like
really paying close attention because this
starts like the most important thing
that's a fast motherfucker
were you nervous at all to like
ask him questions or talk to him during this because I would
I don't even know I would have said anything
I was I was like I don't want to throw him off
I'll just be like I'll sit here and film
because he told me well and that like it's
funny because his filmer like
when they're locking in you
you're not really supposed to talk to him but like that was
first motto so he didn't know how he was going to do
and like Coop's like
a six-time champ, but he wants to be, he's moving into the YouTube scene, you know, he's doing
some content and stuff. So he's down with it, you know, like, he wants to put out good content.
So he was, like, I think he, I hope he was stoked because I was like, like, that's pushing
and asking him, but like that's good content. Like, I do the amount of snapshots that I put up
like, who was on the gate. He's like, yeah, so-and-so was good on the gate here. Yeah, he watched,
like, you know, he's watching to see and he knew who was there who started in front of him in the race before,
he knew how that gate reacted
and like,
it's,
dude,
it's science of Supercross is insane.
And then second motto,
when he was mug and I didn't,
I was scared to even take snapschats of him
because he was just like literally just,
I'm winning this thing.
Like just straight,
fully locked.
I was like,
I told his filmer Benny,
I was like,
I was like,
should we be filming him right now?
Like,
he's mauging.
If I was him,
I'd want that on film.
Yeah,
well,
yeah,
and that's exactly it.
Like,
I mean,
dude,
he's shooting
Snapchat content.
like shooting a vlog like it just makes sense to get it in there he's even making youtube videos yeah
i think he started within the last couple years why and he's just filming like behind the scenes of
his like racing days it just goes with the sponsors and it's just like what you're it's just kind of
just what you got to do you know if you're six-time champion like you can just put out a
youtube channel and it'll work you know people will watch it yeah and also speaking of motocross world
real quickly you brought up a really interesting point and since if you guys do follow it
You obviously know the Lawrence brothers, and you said that potentially that there was a theory that Jet might be throwing the outdoor season or giving it to Hunter, letting Hunter have it so that Hunter can...
Yeah, there's supposedly a conspiracy online.
So you can explain.
They say, so Jet, they say he gets paid $4.5 million right now, and then Hunter isn't getting paid that.
Like, maybe it's whatever.
I don't even know what it is.
I don't know what the numbers are, but Jet makes more than Hunter.
And they're saying if Jet throws the season and lets Hunter win,
then they're going to have to bump up Hunter's salary.
Jet knows he's faster.
But Jet knows that he's faster.
He can ask for more money because he's the faster brother.
So he's just trying to bump up his salary.
If the guy who wins the championship is getting 3 mil and the guy who just got beat,
but is the guy is making 4 mil,
then they're going to bump up the guy who just won the championship
and the guy who's the guy is going to get a bigger raise too.
And then Jet, I'll beat him, and then I'll have to get a big, big bump.
Yeah.
What if they don't bump him, though?
Because they're like, hey, you didn't win this year.
You're down on the totem pole.
I don't know.
It's just, I don't think, I can't see that happening because he's just, you know, I just, I can't.
But then the reason why they're saying that is because Jet went off the track this weekend and got docked and, like, didn't get the podium.
So the podium was, was Hunter and then Deegs and then, I can't remember third.
But I don't think Jet was on the podium.
and now they're like, oh, he didn't need to go off the track.
Like, he could have stayed on the track and not got docked.
People were like, why would he do that?
Yeah, why would he do that?
He knows he's going to get docked.
Like, he went off the track and.
Anyway, so we'll see.
Yeah, we'll see.
Either way, it's fun to watch.
Where'd this lore start?
Just recently after the weekend.
Like on TikTok or on Instagram?
Like, who's starting it?
Ah, just fans, just guys you make like the Instagram clip.
People who are watching.
Clip guys.
Yeah, clippers.
So it's still a conspiracy.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah. Totally.
And probably will always stay as such.
Yeah.
Well, hopefully they both make more bread.
True.
On to better open their wallets.
Shred it, he's like, no, baby, don't tell me that.
Yeah, they need a factory three-wheel guy.
Do you see that I, what's his name?
Like Matt 14 on Instagram, the quad guy.
He's, he's from like overseas, but if you guys have ever seen him on Instagram.
Insane.
Yeah, he throws down on a farm four-wheeler.
Oh, the guy that shows the drifts.
He's drifting through trees.
He is insane.
It's so sketchy.
And so he actually just locked down
like a factory Honda deal, which is so sick.
It's actually insane that Honda.
You know, normally it seems like
big manufacturer, like, we don't want to touch that
because he's using the machine
not in a way that we intended when we built it.
Yeah.
Dude, he does some gnarly drifts.
Yeah, some of those drift compilations.
Dude, I love this guy.
They're so entertaining.
How does he even get this wheeler?
I don't know how he's so good.
How did he just drift that?
Like, this guy does not need a race quad.
No.
Like, that was so sick.
I think the only thing we can do is buy some ranchers and hit the drift track.
Am I seeing this right?
Like, do those tires look almost fully bald?
They got to be fully bald.
They are.
Probably over inflated him a bit.
But it looks like there's just zero tread on them.
What the trust?
Yeah.
What happens after you burn them up?
He's going full speed drifting this thing.
Oh my gosh
Look at how narrow these trees are
And he's just drifting
I'm confused
Is this gravel?
Or is this like sealed?
I don't like seal
Yeah like
It looks just like a really rough
Asphalt yeah
But even still dude
That's off road
And he's drifting like that
Like
How's it not roll?
I don't get it
I don't get it
You just I guess just stay on the
Like in four wheel drive
Dude he's doing that in four wheel drive
So
This is how we used to drive our maverick
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah but yeah
Before we realize how it could roll
That's so impressive.
It looks like everywhere the ground is pretty moist there when he does this.
Even like the suspension on that thing, though, he's got it set up right.
Like it comes in and it like dumps the front and then he gets on it and it like sits back again.
Like he's got that suspension set up.
It's like four-wheeler Jim Kana.
Yeah, literally look, look that thing looks like it handles like a trophy truck.
A little tandem.
God, it's so sick.
Dude, it looks.
1989, 88 Big Red versus Modern 520.
So he's on a 520.
He's on a modern.
Yeah, that's like a 2018 or something.
All right, that's what I'm getting.
Freaking.
Yeah, we're going to do a video with these.
What's that?
I don't know.
I think they're fine.
What is it, though?
A push button shifter on the hand bar, like up or down arrow.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's a lot of them, but I know Honda does that on a lot of there.
You can get it without that, though.
Where it's like, you either can put it in automatic or do the push button shift.
Or other models just have a good old fashioned foot shifter.
Right.
No much.
A lot of people would prefer, like, let's just run the foot shifter, not this electronic system that.
might jam up.
They've been doing that for like 30 years.
Yeah, you can get them with both.
The thumb shifter and the foot shifter.
You did have some sad news prior to the pod?
Yeah, I didn't overly confirm it,
but I've been seeing a bunch of other artists
that Boobie Lutavelli has passed away.
No.
Yeah, that's so bummer.
How?
I don't know anything.
Just seeing, like, other artists,
Instagram stories posting it.
Try to, like, Google it and didn't find anything.
So hopefully it is false news.
news, but.
How old was he?
He wasn't.
Pretty young.
Yeah, not.
Pretty young, yeah.
But, like, Booby and Evan would text.
And, like, when we'd be in Florida, he would know and hit Evan up and be like, yo.
Yeah, he's always like, yeah, boys come through, come through.
Like, the last five times we've been there, yeah, and we're just always so busy.
Like, every time we're in Florida, we're on a filming mission, it just never worked out.
So that sucks.
But, yeah, hopefully it's false news, but I don't know if it is.
Jam a little music in his honor.
Yeah.
Definitely.
It's not a good thing.
to joke about, but I hope it's not true.
Yeah, it doesn't seem.
Seems like a crazy rumor to come out.
You imagine, dude.
Can you imagine hopping on Instagram?
Everyone's like, rip.
Well, honestly, I even felt bad.
I felt bad thinking this, but I thought for a second that Oliver Tree, you know, like,
yeah, it was a marketing stunt.
Huge, really good at marketing and really good at marketing stunts.
So I was like, obviously, I hope.
But I feel like with, there's always celebrity death things I go around, like,
John Cena's died like 30 times.
It's almost like,
We're just used to like the first thought, like, holy shit, Oliver Tree, like, can't be real.
There's no, like, confirmed, as of right now, there's no confirmed news articles.
No.
It's just a couple of Twitter posts that looks like.
Did you see the way that Oliver Tree did his, like, well, they did his funeral?
I didn't know.
It was like a concert almost.
Oh, really?
Interesting.
Yeah.
He had, like, people come up and.
Celebration of life.
Yeah, it was a celebration of life.
And they did a good job.
Like Logan Paul talked at it.
I saw.
Have you seen Logan Paul's hair for his WB?
Dude, the shit is crazy.
It's so long, bro.
I mean, respect for what, like, just running it, though, you know?
Faker's it real.
No, it's, well, I mean, I don't know.
What's he's even running?
Yeah, he's got long, long hair.
It's just, like, laying down in front of his feet.
And he's like, it's doing it for wrestling.
W.W.
Yeah.
But everyone is like, too, do you look ridiculous?
Dude, I still want to go to a WWE event.
I do after watching the Hulk?
Hogan, after watching the Hulk Hogan documentary on Netflix, dude, I actually want to go to one now.
It looks sick.
I actually got pretty fired up to go to one after the McGregor UFC fight.
Why, I watched a couple of Logan's videos, watched a couple of things on it, and I go,
you know, at least if I buy a ticket for there, I am guaranteed to be entertained.
Yeah, it's, yeah.
And I know that's how boxing and UFC goes.
I know how that's goes.
But yeah, like you pay for the ticket.
You're going to get entertained.
Yeah.
No, I mean, it's a, yeah, they, that's the whole point.
of it. It's just to give everyone
a good time and, dude, I grew up
watching WWE so, like, I still
have a sweet spot for it.
I would want to spend like a week just trying
to like figure out what the storylines are
and how they're, like, just so you don't like
go into this fully blind.
It's way different now it is.
Who's trying to wrestle down there?
I feel like back when I was watching
it was way more aggressive.
Now it's quite a bit more PG.
But.
Yeah, no stone cold Steve Austin in the beers.
and titties and yeah dude you'd like stone cold steve austin kenn do you want to know why why well he wore
these double knee braces it would have been like you dude like you would have been relating to him
not just the beers and the titty i can understand that yeah eating your boss he's just trying to
like go out there fully protected and like ready to might as well be sturdy might as well be stable
i could see ken rocking this fit
Like that dude was not taking any
The one's just the sleeve
The other one's an actual brace
Oh sleeve still adds some stability
I would love to shave your head
Ball and put you in that outfit
So bad
Mm-hmm
That'd be so funny
Do the Evan goatee
Yep
Stone Cold Steve Ken
Man did that guy love beers
Still probably does
Dude my favorite skit
It's like they're having like a fancy breakfast
Like what can we get you
He's like oh I have a cold beer
Like sir it's 10 of the
morning. Can we get you anything else? Um, I'll have two beers. Yeah, you're right. Probably
should have two. Ten o'clock already. Yeah, you're right. I haven't had a beer yet.
Spend, you coming with fishing tonight or what? Yeah, probably should, huh? If you, Grandpa on?
Probably should. Probably should, yeah. Where are you going? Oh, uh. It's been a while since we broke out
the rods as a team. Yeah. The last fishing challenge. Yeah, we got a big, big day. It's going to be a lot
fun, so. We're at.
Don't worry about Ryan.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
We're actually training for the next, uh,
we're training for the next, uh, fishing challenge.
No.
You can come.
You want to come, right?
No, that's okay.
Yeah, I see.
Why don't?
I don't want to go fishing.
I'll just come over on my jet skis and,
oh, you should actually pull up on your jet ski.
That'd be fun.
You actually should.
That'd be fun.
What do you guys fish for?
Have you coming?
Right.
Check my schedule and see what I can work out.
Yeah, no grandpa runs in town.
Yeah.
What's you doing?
he's staying down in D.O.
Yep. He's got a time share.
And you rented him a pontoon.
The fish on him.
Yeah, rented him a pontoon.
So he's been cruising around on that all day.
We've been busy filming, but I really wanted to, you know, go do some stuff with him.
So, yeah.
Anyways, I think we got to go catch some fish.
Yeah.
I'm down to go hang out with Ronnie.
I could prove to Spenny.
I'm the superior fisherman.
Dude, you already tried.
Come with.
You already tried and you saw it turned out of.
What do you want the wager to be?
Ev, the only thing you're catching.
Whatever you want.
The only thing you're catching out there is a.
Buzz.
Yeah.
You name it, Spine.
You've been talking
a big game here.
What are we going?
What's the competition?
The biggest fish or most amount?
Maybe we should have it be three parts.
That's two parts of it.
With cramp around,
you're definitely going to catch a buzz out there too.
And most beers.
That's worth a point.
I don't know if I can do the most beers thing
because I'm not trying to drink.
We'll figure something out.
Yeah, let's figure something out.
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So Micah gets a bowl cut.
Later.
