Life Wide Open with CboysTV - Unreleased Podcast Revealed, We’re in A Video Game, & His Prank Went Too Far

Episode Date: April 22, 2025

In this weeks episode our friend Jake Sherbrooke blows money like nobody else we know on a wild night out on the town complete with bar fights and more. Jakes prank goes a little too far, Ken Buys a c...lassic car, We start the search for the toughest guy in Cormorant, and Evan has a Billion Dollar Idea. To top it all off we share some never before seen clips of a secret guest in an unreleased podcast, and we find out our shop is in a video game! Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for $5. Plus tax. Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. We got blood on the podcast. Some people just need to lose the password to their bank account. Yeah, 100%.
Starting point is 00:00:21 And Jake is one of them. Whenever Jake is in front of a crowd, he's throwing money. Our shop is a map? You built your guys' track and my car. No. Bro! I was like seriously convinced I was gonna burn his house down. We're gonna get up this beauty.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Holy shit. Are you buying that kid? Is it a convertible? Yes, you're buying it. You have to buy that. Are you? That is insane. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:00:47 That is so sick. How much is it? Oh, that's actually a pretty decent deal. Hold the trigger on it right now. Let's go get it today. Let's go get it right now. I want to go look at it at least. What do you mean look at it?
Starting point is 00:00:58 I'm looking at it right now. great. Let's go. Last podcast, Mike bought a viper. You got to buy one. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Calling it now. Someone buys a car on the podcast every single podcast. Dude, I would be reading so many ads just as possible. You know how quickly that would fizzle out? We're like, yeah. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:01:16 how quickly we would go bankrupt? Yeah. Three podcasts. Yeah. Right. Or no, I'd just like, be like,
Starting point is 00:01:22 yeah, so CJ's buying an 09 Ultima. Tint just sent it to me. I was like, ooh, I at least got to come look at this. Ken, that thing's going to disappear.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I think you got to buy that thing right now. Ken, you and Butler rolling up to Zorbas, it would be legendary. Dude, yeah. Don't think Ken, just buy. That is a good roll up to Zorba's car. Yeah. Roll up to Zorba's just quiet, top down, all the moms.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Yeah. Dude, you, you know, no one would you say. Yeah. Yeah. He's got suicide doors, right? Yeah. Oh. Full entourage spec.
Starting point is 00:01:54 What are we even doing here right now? Let's go. Quit the podcast and go and pick that thing up right. right now is what we should do i got to look at it first make sure everything like works on it because those tops are finicky if top doesn't work it's kind of like what are you gonna do you're gonna keep the top down all the time anyway don't matter you got storage yeah we do have room now actually where you can park a shitty convertible inside instead of like i had to do and who's playing this what are you listening to an insane like
Starting point is 00:02:29 You speed it up. Sounds like he's suffocated. It sounds like you need air, bro. You're not going to like what you're seeing on the TV. Who is that? Me? Yeah. You just saw in logs.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Where was that one? In Moab. I've been trying to figure out who's the real snore. Mike. Mike, for sure. Mike, that's the OG. Terrible. Like, Mike, you snore worse than that.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I know. You can't help it, Mike, but, like, it is amazing that Sydney is able to even get any sleep. But, dude, I mean, now that I don't drink, the snoring is, like, pretty chill. No. Oh, really? No. I mean, I'm saying no. It's terrible.
Starting point is 00:03:12 But I'm saying, like, I'm not saying I don't snore. I'm just saying it's, like, it's bad when you're basically passed out. I started. Oh, my God. Right on the show. What? What already? Dude, it always manages to pile himself up.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Have you guys seen, well, obviously, if you're on. on the internet you've seen like the morning routine you good no nothing's good right body the mic dude it's got wedged in the crowd ev's been out the touch for the last two weeks has been at home for the last two weeks you had to get back here and start breaking some shit
Starting point is 00:03:43 you've already had two crashes on the podcast yeah so have you guys seen like the night routine where people put like the mouth tape over their mouth it's like a big train all after the guy yeah yeah yeah we were talking about a couple podcasts you've been actually doing that for a while like she's had the mouth tape
Starting point is 00:03:59 before it was like a big trend and then after i saw the trend i was like all right i got to see what this hype is all about so she put one like on my mouth the other night like when i was going to bed i was like man what happens if you have like a stuff nose for real yeah so then i always i started like you know i was like started over trying to go to bed and i'm like trying to talk so what are the benefits of this again she's over there where she's got hers and she's like just go to bed and i wake up in the morning and the mouth tape is nowhere to be out. Swallowed it.
Starting point is 00:04:31 No. No, I didn't. I don't think I swallowed it. But I think in my sleep, I, like, took it off. I was like, I'm over this shit. So then my question was, yeah, like, when you put it on, does it improve? Because, like, I feel like I have a stuffy nose, like, half the nights. Does it improve your nose of breathing ability?
Starting point is 00:04:48 Have you ever seen, like, the picture of, like, a dude who has no, like, jawline and, like, no chin, basically? If you're a mouth breather, that's how you develop that. I hate to be that. The dude. You know what I'm saying? Like I can show up a picture. You're saying it helps with your jawline.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Is that the only benefit of it? Is it a healthier to breathe through your nose, though, don't they say? That nose breathing is a healthy way of breathing. That's why you put the mouth tape on. Yeah, it's like, not good for you. Yeah, you're not supposed to mouth breathe. Nicky's been trying to get me on a CPAP. Dude, life support machine.
Starting point is 00:05:21 That's what those are. You just hear like Darth Vader sleeping in the other room. And CPAP is supposed to help you from snoring. CAP is supposed to do a lot. A lot. A lot more than just the snoring. But, like, Slim just got one. He's a couple weeks in, and he's, like, talking about it.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Like, it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Dude, you guys. So what's that? Slim getting. Yeah, I put, like, an age limit on it. Like, it just feels like a shame to do it before you're 40. Well, I think I'd roll myself up in the hoses. Like, you can't move that much once in time.
Starting point is 00:05:49 I mean, Nikki might roll you up in the hoses. I've used a few of those, like, nose strips, and that seems to help me a lot. Yeah. I've tried that, and those are helpful. Which one's the nose strip? Like, the one with the magnets in it. It's not the magnet one. It's basically like a piece of plastic that's kind of like pretty stiff.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And then you just kind of like stick it on your nose and it just like pulls your nose open a little bit. Gotcha. Dude, watch. Look at this TikTok. Look at this TikTok of this girl here. So that's before after. She's posing at a different angle. 15 days.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Yeah, 15 days does seem like a stretch. All right. That seems like such a. Listen, I'm not saying that it works. I'm just saying that's why that's the benefit of it. Just seems like a safety hazard sleeping with that. Bro, there's no way. I could because I can't breathe out my nose.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Well, you need to be fucking handcuffed to your bed to be getting. Yeah, I mean, that's true. You are a safety hazard to yourself and everyone else in the room when it comes to sleeping. But, Ben, you know you sleep talk too. Yeah, but I don't sleepwalk. Yeah, I mean, it runs in our family to some extent. I'm just like on the, like, I'm fully at max. Like, I'm running around screaming like.
Starting point is 00:06:52 You're at the very extreme of sleepwalking and talking. Like, you're just like fully screaming at night. Yeah. You're doing like a whole other day in your sleep routine. Yeah, I mean, the other night he was out on the porch smoking a Marb Red. Didn't have any so he had to drive to the store. I don't think I've ever gone outside. Imagine waking up and you're checking out with some Marb Reds in your hand.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I drove all the way to the place. One of our merch guys actually was wearing a sling the other day and we were like, what's going on? Do you hurt yourself at work? Hoping that he'd say no. And he goes, nah, I fell down the same. stairs sleepwalking. I woke up in the shower. What? Holy shit, dude. So he didn't even wake up after the fall. No, he's donated to the shower. Yeah, he said I woke up in the shower and my shoulder hurt, so I figured I just fell down the stairs. I'm pretty sure he's done that like every two or
Starting point is 00:07:43 three months since we hired him. Don't let him fall asleep. He needs like a kid gate. He needs a kid gate like at the stairs, like a dog gate. He needs like a one way lock on his bedroom door. Or actually, I think some like handcuffing yourself to the bed. I know Evan's got some handcuffs in his nightstand probably for other reasons though but just tossing those things on right before you go to bed just like safety precaution dude i have the best seapap story um i got so good dude so you know how like the little boxes on your nightstand i got a buddy you guys know who it is he was laying like this way and he ripped ass into the intake and puked in his mask he puked in his mask i laugh dude must be bad yeah does dave have a seatpap no
Starting point is 00:08:27 Oh, he doesn't have one. I can see Dave just being an insane snore. He used to be when he drank, but then when he stopped drinking, doesn't snore, like, at all. Dude, I'm pretty sure. I remember being, like, downstairs in your house and hearing Dave snoring. Oh, yeah, it's insane. Like, when we were, like, you know what I was in high school, it literally sounded like, a train. Yeah, I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Like, I know how to describe how loud it was. It's amazing how women put up with that. Yeah. You can sleep next to, like, it is really amazing. Or maybe they don't get any sleep at all. They got these really good noise canceling headphones. know and I'm guessing a lot of chicks use those oh really oh I'm assuming like there's no I couldn't sleep through that there's no way I'd be on the couch every night it's kind of like a sound machine though
Starting point is 00:09:05 yeah what do you mean yeah maybe it soothes them yeah oh dude I can't fall asleep when you're not here I'm so used to the snoring yeah it's like when me and cj are bunking up in hotels oh yeah I can't fall asleep until cj starts sleep talking Jake I feel like you're kind of turning into a little bit more like your dad every single day is that good or bad like I look up to my dad i think he's got i think dave's a great i think dave's a great guy but it's mostly like the corks like after you leave the shop you call all of us individually and you just recap what just happened five minutes before dude i have caught myself multiple times like man dude that was so great you're like yeah i know i just saw you like four seconds ago like are you even out the driveway yet
Starting point is 00:09:52 no i'm just sit in my car we still meme him now by texting someone and going, you up? Yep, what's up? Night, bud. Yeah, Dave just texted me the other night and was like, you up? Yeah, what's going on? Night, bud. We actually filmed the podcast with Jake's dad, Dave, because Dave is like, it's got to be
Starting point is 00:10:12 the most interesting man, and he's got so many stories. And then as soon as we turn the cameras on, the dude just locked up. It was like he was being interrogated. I don't know anything. It was like that raccoon where they took a picture of him. He just didn't move. we ask him a question he's like no no no ever done that don't even know where that is or we bring something up and he's like we can't talk about that yeah we're like what what are we
Starting point is 00:10:38 on here for what are we doing dude he's got like a thousand stories and every time you'd bring up his story'd be like can we just talk about something else yeah we can't talk about that i'll put in a couple clips of it here yeah there we go ever done one of these david no closest is probably I've been a deposition when I'm attorney. No, it's an honor to have you. Are you nervous? I'm really nervous. You got to edit that out.
Starting point is 00:11:02 That's not true. Can you explain to the people like how your boxing career went? I don't want to go here. You know what? I don't think we should tell that story. I don't. We're going to take that out. I'm not special.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Let's move on to something else. No All right The only reason we did it is Because that's where I learned it from It's like I was drinking I was Dave's shop bitch
Starting point is 00:11:36 Like that was my That was on my check Like in the memo line What am I getting paid for Every week Shop bitch You're a good shop bitch Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:47 You're a good worker That's what you do A axe surprise Shown dismayed Denied, denied, deny. Then you attack with county accusations. That's just good. He's got a formula for this.
Starting point is 00:11:59 You know, I thought it was cool. He burnt the merch, but it was... I mean, I was all about that. I was going, that's cool. Look at that. You never had insurance when you finally needed it, though. Yeah, but I ended up. It buffed.
Starting point is 00:12:15 It had a compound fracture. Yeah, but it... You just lived around a little now. Yeah, we just buffed it out. it's good now I'm amazed you guys have all stayed off of drugs that
Starting point is 00:12:28 that's almost so good I have to put it in I think that's in there he can blur he's got like a thousand stories and every time you'd bring up a story
Starting point is 00:12:39 we bring up a mic story oh we can't talk about that what do you mean stories he's vetoing Mike stories dude we made a lot of money this weekend I think I remember it a lot differently
Starting point is 00:12:53 I saw some videos Looks like you lost a lot of money No no so here's what happened We were playing blackjack And I honestly was doing up and good But Ben was down and he didn't want to leave Till he was up so I stayed classic We both lost basically
Starting point is 00:13:06 Well okay hold on now All right let me just recap the night for you So we went downtown Fargo To all the bars We do it like once a year I was driving I was driving these hooligans around which was honestly fine because I got to just like really sit back and just watch it all unfold in a sober state of mind but uh the first bar that we go to has a blackjack table in the corner
Starting point is 00:13:32 and it's got a $25 maximum bet and so there's like five people sitting at this table and I was like yo jig we should go play a blackjack and he's like all right and he goes over there sees it's full and he goes hundred bucks to anyone that wants to give me their chair keep in mind it's a 25 dollar max bet so like the most that you're making like if you're really firing is like twenty five dollars like you're walking with like a hundred bucks if you're lucky yeah if you had like a good table and so i was like throw a hundred you're you're going down a hundred bucks like you're really confident that you're going to win this money back and like one guy was like yeah i might take it i was like might take it what are you doing you're not going to make
Starting point is 00:14:16 a hundred bucks sitting here and so one guy stands up and jake gives them the money and he sits down and I was like I was like all right here we go and then another guy gets up and walks away and I was like okay I'll get a free chair I'll sit down here like one hand was his friend so me and Jake play for about five minutes we both lose a hundred bucks so now Jake's down two hundred dollars and then we pop around a little bit to a couple other bars and then we end up at our buddy big Reno's bar if you guys have been watching the videos for a long time you know big Reno like he's had a couple concerts that we went to um way back in the day like back when we were in college and he's been a couple of the videos he's he's our boy but he opened up a bar in
Starting point is 00:15:00 fargo and it's kind of like a club it's like a half club half bar right and so there's like these VIP tables like next to the DJ and we like come in and he's like oh I got you boys get up there like uh I got this table for you and so we hop up and this is like midnight one o'clock at this point we were kind of sharing the booth though because there was like maybe another group of like what five girls in there yeah there there was a couple other people up there so there's a couple tables set up right next thing i know jake is coming up with a hundred bucks and ones and he just starts throwing them out over the crowd just making it rain never fails never fails you love doing whenever jake is in front of a crowd he's throwing money
Starting point is 00:15:44 dude it's just like it's a cool i don't know it's a party trick everyone just gets all right Yeah, I mean, if somebody's throwing money, you're probably going to be pretty hyped up. Yeah, like, of course. Like, it was great. Then you guys got bottles and you're like, this is perfect. It was pretty late. It was actually such a great time. And if you're not throwing money, you're funneling hot dog water vodka into people's mouths.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yes, one or the other. One of the other. Well, last time we were at like a big Reno concert or a big Reno event, Jake had $50,000 and $10,000 stacks of fake money. It's got to be a crime, what you did. And I was, I was like 19. It was cool. So Big Reno has this come up onto his stage. There's like, I don't know, 2,000 people out in the crowd.
Starting point is 00:16:27 And he's like, the motherfucking C boys are here. And we're like, get up. Yeah, yeah. I don't know what you do when you're up on stage like that. How's it going? And then Jake is like, who wants some money? Who wants some money? The crowd goes nuts.
Starting point is 00:16:43 The crowd goes nuts. Because Jake's got $50,000 in his hands, right? And he goes, all right. He's got two stacks. 25K here. Points over that way. Lobs it out. Points over that way.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Lobs it out. The crowd is going bananas. Two bricks a cat. How would you react if you thought it was. Dude, people are like fighting over it in the crowd. It's life-changing money. Yeah. It's life-changing amount of money.
Starting point is 00:17:07 If you caught $25,000 in a brick of cash, you better get the fuck out of there. Yeah. Because somebody's willing to do something pretty aggressive to get that $25K, right? Get some security to go. get you out of there. So the person that he threw it to over here, out of pure luck, one of our buddies, grabs the cash, figures out that it's fake, right?
Starting point is 00:17:25 And he's like, of course Jake threw fake money out of the crowd. Your guy that gets it over here, another one of our buddies. What are the odds? We didn't even know they were in the crowd. Yeah. So, like, after the show, both of our buddies came up, like, separately and we're like, dude, I caught Jake's money. I was so stoked until I realized that it was fake cash.
Starting point is 00:17:42 The best part about it is no one knows. No one is. No one is. So Jake's just this baller threw 50K. into the crowd everyone else there like it never came out that it was fake so of course the next time that we're at a big rino event uh jakes of course throwing money out into the crowd and they were loving it i was loving it i dude i was so happy i was like this dude needs a financial advisor i've lost him i watched him blow so much cash tonight for just the just the fun of the game on it and then
Starting point is 00:18:11 uh hundred in the air was way better than the two hondo you lost at the blackjack yeah you know what costs more the actual real hundred or the 50K fake. The 50K fake was not cheap, actually. That was like a couple hundred bucks. Yeah. You know, I was just happy to see that you were actually throwing like a reasonable amount of money
Starting point is 00:18:28 because last time I saw you do it, it was at the sandbar and you had like $7. And it was the most, it was just the most sad thing I'd ever seen. Like I think you threw the money and then like maybe like it landed in the water. And I was like, oh, here, Jake, you toss it back. Like, and you were just like, Like you're
Starting point is 00:18:47 It's on video I have it It is so sad You guys It's like I don't even know If anyone was going for it over there I'm not a party
Starting point is 00:18:56 If you don't Get show The money Daddy Dude some people just need to lose The password To their bank account Yeah 100
Starting point is 00:19:06 And Jake is one of them You've always been like that though Which I can respect You know Some guys just never change Like if we're gonna have fun I'm there to have fun Like I just want
Starting point is 00:19:15 Yeah it's crazy It was a lot of fun. It was a great time. But people, like, you know, there's two ways of being, like, financially irresponsible. And, like, just for example, like, Evan could be one and you could be another. It's just two different perspectives of financially irresponsible. You know, it takes in a flamboyant. Both of them get the same job done.
Starting point is 00:19:34 I'm usually always investing. Evan, I'm losing my money. Evan kind of moves in the shadows of blowing his money. You do. Yeah, you do. It's like, we're like, what happened there? Like, I think Evan. is like doing good like he's up big and then next thing i know he's just a oh the fucking
Starting point is 00:19:52 five thousand dollars and he's all pissed off i'm like how last time i saw you you were up five grand i was just doing it for the snapchat content because we were like we were making the bets i was down i was up then we went to the table and i was just like yeah this is making a great story yeah it was it was it was awesome i appreciate i appreciate it from like my end jake like it could not have been more entertaining from like just a spectator i had a blast dude and then there was a fight just to top it all off like does it get much better than that through dinner and a show like we could not have we saw it all we saw it all the fight looked like it was like basically on top of you guys so basically what happened from my understanding so we're standing here just like chilling and there
Starting point is 00:20:36 was like these other girls but we weren't even really talking to them like they just were already in there and then we got put in with them i guess this girl's baby daddy saw that she was in the booth or something like that and just yeah she was hitting the club too late yeah something like that and he got like real pissed and i don't know he spawned out of nowhere jumps over the freaking railing because there's like security guards and shit so he like climbs over this railing and him and like big reno and big rino and big rino's brother started like fighting him kind of like wrestling each other and i'm like what the fuck is going on they get this guy up on the railing and as soon as i saw him on the railing i'm like this guy's going
Starting point is 00:21:14 over and it's like a pretty decent drop down and they just whoop like it was like wwee can we play the video well you know it's a scene when there's multiple angles dude and everyone's just stand up there watching and it was funny like the whole time we're up there everyone's just CJ Ben Jake see boys just like every time I looked out in the crowd someone's filming me and like it's just a flash like so like do you think he came in there trying to fight or do you think he just came in there because he was getting kicked out no he became a Retriever. I think he was just trying to get his girl out of there.
Starting point is 00:21:45 He came in trying to get his check out. Like he was kind of like, yo, like get out of here. But then like he wasn't supposed to be up there. So they like start corralling him. And then he's like, no, no. And honestly, I feel bad for it. Like it was just, you know, it's a messy situation. Tough.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah, like from an outside standpoint, from the, his security, it looks like he's just trying to sneak into VIP. So the guy in the blue. He did punch my boy, Jace, though. Or it kind of like slapped him in the face, which Jace was just standing there. So, like, that was unfortunate. fortunate. That wasn't cool.
Starting point is 00:22:18 Holy crap. Boom. Over he goes. Over he goes. And the whole crowd just erupts. Yeah. Then it was like this WWE face off. Like as if a WW wrestler got like flipped out of the ring when he's like talking back to him.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah. My shoe back. His boy give him the shoe back. Oh, he's trying you lost his shoe. He straight up did lose his shoe. so awkward dude everyone's just standing there looking me and a couple of my boys
Starting point is 00:22:48 were up there you can see me on the right side and then jace on the left right there jays just hold the bottle right next to my boy tuck so jace sees it start breaking out right and jace is like he's trying to stay in good graces with like the bar scene like big reno like the owner jose is trying to you know be his boy
Starting point is 00:23:08 so jace goes in there and tries to like help him out and, like, break this fight up. And then in the midst of it, just catches astray from the guy. Yeah, Jace got the worst end of everything almost. Dude, it slapped the sense out of him, bro. After that, he was not okay. I'm like, what the fuck were you doing in there, bro? Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I was trying to help all my boy Big Reno. I was like, it didn't look like he needed much help, dude. Him and his brother were rough in his guy up. They tossed him over the edge. Dude, just two big guys, you're just sitting there. They just pick you up and flip you. Like, imagine how un-in-control you are to just have a person just grab you and throw you over a railing. My favorite part about all of it, after it gets done, Chuck, Big Reno's brother, grabs like two bags of ice.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yeah, right back to work. Like, nothing happened. He was in face. Flop the bag of ice on his shoulder. He went right to the other side. Yeah, Big Reno just hop back in the DJ booth. It almost fired up the crowd even more after that. It was honestly an electric time.
Starting point is 00:24:08 We might have to start doing that some more. I don't know if it really feels. fits with our 100-day fitness challenge, but it was fun. Dude, it fired me up. Yeah, it was fun. Dude, I honestly just thought we were going golfing and going home. And then all of a sudden inside the night pivot. Yeah, Jake's like, let's go home, like, after 10.
Starting point is 00:24:24 And next day, I know it's 2 a.m. Yes, we're riding home. Alex is in the trunk. I think you had like four espresso martinis lined up and you were like, watch this. Hit it. Dude, they were like milkshakes, bro. They were so good. Like the craziest thing to just shoot one after another.
Starting point is 00:24:40 an espresso martini they were good it was like candy great times great times yeah this about a long time since it's been downtown and man every time we are cheese and ear to ear on our best behavior you checked all the boxes brother jake did every last bit of going out yeah just had the time of my life i don't know what you say like we're doing this we're gonna do it you ever like uh like pull a prank on each other and you're wondering if you took it too far all the time yeah about every week can confirm i just did my first one to brandon yesterday and i literally film or brandon yeah i uh i thought i afterwards i'm like i we went way too did he cry no didn't cry but i thought he was hurt bad so we just injured him yeah so i don't know
Starting point is 00:25:30 if that's a prank you normally if it's just a soul if anyone ends up injured that's when it's like Yeah, went a little far. Okay, let me just, let me just pull this up. Here we can. Okay. So all I told him, I'm like, okay, I'm like, I got a video a bit for you tomorrow. All you need is to bring cowboy boots, flannel, and a hat. He's like, I got a flannel.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I'm like perfect. I bring you the boots in the hat. And we had them ride a horse, but they had it like tied up like they do at the rodeo. So you know, they start like, fuck. I like this. I like this is actually a good friend. Send him out into a fucking Bronco. Dude.
Starting point is 00:26:02 He got straight bodied. Dude, what? That's funny, actually. But also, maybe a little far. Dude, Tony was laughing so hard. It brought him to his knees that he couldn't. I was concerned. All right, watch this.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Oh, my gosh, dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, bro. Into the fence. God. Dude. What are you running over your jackass?
Starting point is 00:26:33 You had a game of my house. helmet or like it's the best part i brought him a helmet i forgot to grab it out of the truck like it just started happening you just thought he was sitting on it you didn't tell him it was a bucking horse bro here's the thing we had it all set up and jordan just confidently gets on this thing and probably rides it around for 10 minutes so like dude i'm like this is a bus the horse is comfortable with them and all of a sudden it just got pissed yeah that's a crazy prank jake yeah That is a pretty good prank. That is maybe a little mean.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Yeah, I, like, but when I ran over there, he was smiling, and I'm like, okay, we're good. But I, like, when I heard him hit the gate, I was like, okay, we went too far with this. The fucking gate, dude. Did he hit it with his head? Just with his back and arm. Dude, you should see him today. It's not good. Moving a little slow.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Dude. Goat over the gate. Let me, uh. Pulls up a picture of him in a wheelchair. This is legs. Oh. Each inside's pretty, pretty solid. So bruised up.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Yeah. It was a pretty good one, Jake. Yeah. pretty solid break yeah that's why i thought i do not mess with horses me neither don't trust something tells me brandon won't be after this jake is like oh yeah those these are tech yeah i got kicked from the palmer brothers uh donkey that donkey that's even that just caught me in the thigh that or that was like one third of the size of that horse yeah dude i was more worried about him being trample yeah like after you fall off and you know they'll like run over you like that's
Starting point is 00:27:59 right i thought it could have went bad but you were willing to roll the dice Usually stuff goes pretty good in our favor. It was like best case scenario. Like that is so out of your control as far as how it's going to go. Yeah, we were fully rolling the dice on that one. But it went good. Like we got the clip. He bodied the fence, made the sound effect, crawled out of there.
Starting point is 00:28:20 Everybody laughing. He's walking off like, holy shit. I thought I was a cameraman. Pranking the cameraman is fun though. It's dynamite, dude. I was like, I couldn't have went any better at all. like honestly it was 100% Tony's idea could not take any credit for it so like if it did go bad I had the like I can put this back on him type thing that's nice yeah speaking of cameraman and
Starting point is 00:28:45 pranks that maybe went too far I don't know if we can talk about it all but we talk about the poop and the I mean we probably won't use it so yeah yeah yeah I don't think it'll get used so that was just like disgusting it's just disgusting dude well the second we saw that you had a hood stack on that car we knew somebody was going to have to put something yeah figured down the exhaust pipe that was truly the cherry on top of all the sabotage like we said in the upcoming uh road trip videos we a lot of sabotage and we got to gavin's and that was it that was our destination all we had to do there was demo derby but the pranks didn't end and so i think i think we just found out like how weak of a stomach gavin maybe has yeah he was pressed
Starting point is 00:29:32 I was so stressed out Because Dalton doesn't back down And Gavin had the actual rage in his eyes I'm like, what is this is going too far Yeah, well Dalton was actually pissed And you were too Both you two were really mad about the prank That Ben pulled on your guys' car before that
Starting point is 00:29:48 And that's what strike like Like it wasn't even like I'm gonna shit in his Hood exit as like This is gonna be fun It was just like They messed with me I gotta get him back The whole time
Starting point is 00:30:00 Just like pushing really hard just like hops down like fucking dude it was just like all anger I wouldn't even hold the camera I'm like I don't know how to use this trying to play extra dumb which I actually don't know how to use a camera but he's like it's already recording just pointed at me and I like set it on the tailgate of the truck pointed
Starting point is 00:30:20 in his direction and then just like got out of there because I did not want to be directly responsible for him taking a dump in your stovepipe and then but the thing was so like Gavin really got got the shit end of the stick there. No pun intended. He had shit.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Like human feces is way different than dog feces. And like it was just rocketed out of the hood exit once you started up and floored it. And it went all over like kind of his yard to slash his driveway. And then before that, all the windows got fucking smashed out because Dalton and Evan were so mad when they pulled up. So there was glass everywhere. And Gavin has a dog. So like Ryan and I, I think, cleaned up quite a bit of it. We did our best.
Starting point is 00:31:01 We had shovels because honestly, I don't want his dog in glass and his foot. But yeah, Gavin got the real shit end of the stick at the end of the day. And then we left all the cars there. It's good scrap money. He's got at least $600. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Dude, I think it's getting to a point to where everybody's so comfortable with each other
Starting point is 00:31:19 and there's been so many pranks. It's just like, oh, we're just going a little farther. This ain't that bad. And in all reality, if this was like someone you've never met before, this is the most effed up thing you've ever thought of in your old life. Every time I see a hood stack from here on out, there's one thing on my mind. That, yeah. We have way different baselines of what's acceptable for, like, in friends here.
Starting point is 00:31:40 It's pretty funny. Like, yeah, but we can do those things and then you laugh about it. You move on, but if, like, chicks did it. It'd be so weird. It'd be twice as funny, honestly. It wouldn't have been, I feel like it'd be less gross of a girl shit than a hood exit. Like, it'd be more funny. It'd be more funny.
Starting point is 00:31:56 That's for sure. I want to know what girl you're funny. I mean, that's. That's what I'm saying. You're right. It'd probably be a pretty rough-looking chick, but... You know, it would be. The shit in her boyfriend's cooler at WeeFest.
Starting point is 00:32:09 That's what I'm getting flashback. So why'd she shit in his cooler again? That's right. He was like fucking around or something. I remember that, but I don't remember it. That is a wild payback method. I didn't take the clip. I got sent the clip.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Yeah, they were just arguing. So she hops up in the back of his pickup. It takes a dump in his cooler. Dude, who can poop on demand like that? I can't. Want to see me right now? Yeah. Our buddy, Matt, Ken.
Starting point is 00:32:31 What are you eating? No, it wasn't on demand. He had to poop the whole way there. That is true. He was doing it in the thing, and we're like, yeah, I think you should. I mean, I wasn't rooting it on, but. I don't think we can show it on YouTube. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:32:44 It was just solely for trying to get revenge. Solely the love of the game. But yeah, Gab was pretty pressed by that. Then he made Dalton clean it up with his shirt, and then he wipes it all off, chucks it in the seat. Gavin sits in. And then he's like, dude, it's like not okay. It's not okay. Well, dude, I think very rarely does Gavin actually, like, get pressed.
Starting point is 00:33:09 But like, if he's mad, bro, he's so big and strong. Like, he's built like a refrigerator. So imagine a refrigerator just coming after you. And like, clumsy, though. He is clumsy. Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is with Gavin, like, honestly, if you pissed him off to the point where he actually wanted to hurt you,
Starting point is 00:33:29 he could hurt you. Oh, for sure. Like, out of all of us. Like, the last person who he would want going actually 110% trying to injury would be Gavin. He's a big boy. He's strong. He's tough.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Yeah, he's clumsy. He'll fall down, but he's not going to stop. He's not going to stop. Everyone's just lucky that Gavin is probably one of the nicest people I've ever met. Right when I met Gavin, too, I think, like, one of the first questions was, like, he did like bar fights often, you know, if he's got, like, a short temper because he's so, he's built so tough, like, he could just, basically. basically roll up anyone.
Starting point is 00:34:01 If a guy's looking for a fight. I don't really get in fights very often. Well, no, if a guy's at the bar that some people just kind of look for a fight at the bar, Gav kind of has the look. Yeah, kind of pissed off redneck. Like, I'm the big guy of the bar. Like, if you're going to mess with someone, mess with me. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Not his attitude at all. Bar, probably. He doesn't, like, fully remind me of Wayne from Letterkenny, but the show Letterkenny, Wayne, he's just the toughest guy in Letterkenny. Someone else. What a title. Yeah. And the best part is, obviously, this is, it's just a show.
Starting point is 00:34:28 It's fake. Like when another guy is like, no, I'm the toughest guy in Letterkenny, they literally just go fight and then whoever wins is toughest. Who do you think is the toughest guy in Cormoran? Dave Sherbrook? No, because Dave won't even fight his bitch-ass son. I'll tell you the toughest guy that I think I have ever met, though, is Sane Skinner's brother, Nick.
Starting point is 00:34:50 He's just like the most cowboy, like, backwards. Not necessarily redneck, but just like so tough. So tough. Like, if you were getting in a fight and you could call, like, one person, it'd be him because he's also crazy enough to, like, do whatever it takes to win to, like, beat this guy's ass. Then you're going to be hiding a body. You call him the... Yeah, he going into the...
Starting point is 00:35:13 100%. But, yeah, one time he was telling us this story that him and Sane, his brother, got in a fight at a bar, and he threw Sane through the wall. They blew out on a wall. That's just such a Sain story. Yeah, I do think about that. me through the wall. And they were pissed because then they got like blacklisted from the only bar in town for a year.
Starting point is 00:35:34 But I think about like, yeah, the toughest guys here or a lot of places wouldn't stand a chance against like Wyoming mountain men. Yeah, just yeah, something about like the cowboy like rancher hand. It's like functional strength, kind of like Mike with his farm strength. Uncomparable. You and your one tractor just gave you unlimited strength. Yeah, I know. I can lift a full bail above my head. Who's like the toughest guy you know?
Starting point is 00:35:57 I don't know. Hunter Walls? Hunter Walls. He is tough. That is one dude I would never, ever play with that guy. I agree. He just had a different kind of strength. Like he could throw you through a wall as well.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah, I remember when he was in throwing like his big house parties back in the day. I remember him thinking the cops were coming and him sprinting. You remember that like wood fence that were going around his house. Granted it was kind of weak. He just sprinted through it and never stopped. Why? Like the fence just because he was heading for the woods. It's like someone said cops and he sprinted for the, and it just boom.
Starting point is 00:36:31 I love that. Just never stop. Like how tough, yeah, how tough is he? Let's just say he doesn't hop over fences. Yeah, he just blew straight through it. You got any tough guys back in home? Yeah. I've seen my favorite show of shenanigans.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Cousin Joe, probably don't mess with Cousin Joe. I got two chipped teeth from Cousin Joe right now. Really? Yeah. Has he punched you in the face or what? Yeah, I mean, obviously me and Cousin Joe were like brothers, so we get in. to it and then we like punch each other in the face and stuff and then like end up having a couple beers afterwards it's always fine like I didn't blame them for it I probably had it coming it's normal
Starting point is 00:37:06 you guys are on that new that new medication couple of beers actually with Joe it's more like a couple cases of beers not a couple of beers Jake what was that uh you referred to it as medicine yesterday you sent a snap you put like some blue crap in your mouth and then you're supposedly gonna have blue pee yeah no it was just extremely dark so there's this stuff that you're basically I don't know. It's like dye and it made my whole mouth blue. And like one of the side effects was like blue urine. Well, why'd you take it?
Starting point is 00:37:33 Just to see if it had pee blue. Did you? No, it was just like really dark. Are you able to fill us in and all of what the positive side effects? Yeah. I don't know what it was for. I was just reading the side effects.
Starting point is 00:37:43 I have no idea what this stuff did. You just took a random medication just to see if your pee would be blue. Yeah, it was called something blue. You know, this is something Dave would do. 100%. That is like a perfect Dave example. Where did you find this? Dave.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Dave secretly Dave secretly trying to turn himself blue You're just snooping through the medicine cabinet Yeah, you got to add some context to this How did this come to be? I'm like, what is that? He goes, oh, come here, come here. He goes, open your mouth.
Starting point is 00:38:18 He goes, the next time you be, check and see if it's blue. I'm like, all right, I like look at my mouth And it literally looks like I just like ate a whole smurf. Like, it's just blue everywhere. And then you just didn't ask? Jake, I just feel like there's got to be something more to this. No, and then I literally got my truck and went home. That was it.
Starting point is 00:38:34 I'm not 100% certain this is the one, but the one that I found is called methylene blue. Yeah, that's it, I think. Anything that starts with meth can't be good, dude. I don't know. You can buy it like at the store. Yeah, what is it for? I think it's to, like, track where medicine goes in your body
Starting point is 00:38:49 and see if it's coming out. I don't know. Sounds just like die. So that's all it was. Yeah. that was the stuff what an experiment yeah and it worked i mean it was just like it i mean maybe if i took more i don't it was dark like it was not standard issued color did you guys see that uh they're doing uh fire fest full too no i didn't see that but evan's actually pretty fired up about are you
Starting point is 00:39:12 going to it dude you guys want to go can honestly i was good pretty lit it would make a great it would make a great video like we try to go to fire fest too it's not i'm down let's do it what is i think he's capping again again you don't know what fire fest is no so then i just think like how could he possibly be capping again man this guy is resilient he went to jail for the first one and now he's gonna try it again yep that's a web redemption right there yep fire fest was uh there was this guy from new york he was like a young guy but he was trying to do a music festival out on like some tropical island and he had a bunch of different influencers like kiley jenner promote it and it was like supposed to be this huge festival right bunch of different big names performing there beautiful island and then when people
Starting point is 00:39:57 actually showed up it was like shitty like pitch tents that were like blowing in the wind hurricane relief tents or something hurricane relief tents yeah when when people were promised like very tropical cabanas and stuff i don't think any of the musical artists actually showed up and then like none of the celebrities showed up and like it was just a complete flop and yeah it's it's called fire fest there's a couple documentaries on it but the guy that hosted it basically scammed like all the investors into thinking that it was going to be this big thing and they ended up losing a ton of money and then he had to go to jail for a year or two years or a while and uh he just got out of jail like a year ago and now he's doing fire fest too supposedly i don't know i just saw a quick little
Starting point is 00:40:45 video where he's like saying that you know it's going to happen he's got all these details and whatnot that it's legit and then there's no acts confirm like there's no musicians the island wherever that whatever island it's supposed to be on is saying like no oh my gosh not again we haven't there's nothing been figured out like there's a hard date it's saying may 30th june second there's nothing about artists yeah this year oh my god there's nothing about artists it says they're doing it apply del carman it's all it says Evan they just changed the coordinates now to the middle of the ocean by Plydele Carmen, which is thousands of miles away from. I actually saw someone, like, they drove jet skis out to that pin.
Starting point is 00:41:26 It's not even an eye. It's literally a pin in the middle of the ocean. It's nothing. There's like packages for this. I don't know what it includes like a million dollar package. Isn't there, Ken? So packages start at $1,400. It literally is just a ticket for transportation from some hotel in the city to wherever this festival
Starting point is 00:41:44 is going to be. And then it goes up to, there's a $5,000 one, $25,000. thousand dollar one and a one point one million dollar package what's all included in that one access to the festival grounds that's good entry fee 24-7 private chauffeur service dedicated concierge access to the prometheus marina oh can't put a price on that and a accommodations at a unnamed hotel that's it bro also private private air charter and when you brought it up i i thought for sure like someone bought the rights to it and they're like we're going to do it right and we're going to capitalize on this like surrounding clout whether it's bad or good about the first and then when you said
Starting point is 00:42:27 it's the same guy he's probably just like all right i'm going to do another rug pull but this time i'm going to have an escape route like an exit plan like he's he's going to already be in mexico or or somewhere where they're not going to be able to get him probably something in the fine print that no one is reading that buys these tickets where he's actually just going to be able to keep all their money exactly and then he'll just be like all right finally did it no i'm good he's going straight to cuba after that sounds like a giant scam like he's gonna have a payday everybody's gonna show up when he had other scams to like magnesium whatever that was i don't even know but he's had credit card scams all kinds of not just fire
Starting point is 00:43:03 festival scams he probably realized like once he got out of jillies like dude making money legit is way harder i'm just gonna do one big final send off send off i mean he is smart enough to be able to convince yeah for sure tons of people to give them money which is not that easy jake can have 20 bucks here's my idea on it dude is he just promises through this like unforgettable experiences and one of a kind things so he probably could just say well i told you you wouldn't forget it and you just show up and there's just nothing there like he doesn't promise any concerts or any like specific things so it's legit it's interesting mark marketing tactic but either way we down it's a lot sooner than i was hoping but yeah it's what at the end of
Starting point is 00:43:50 this month yeah yeah for mike's badge party yes what are we coming together but from the first fire fest there's a bunch also they like people went people went and got absolutely shafted like they basically went and were forced to just fend for themselves like sleep outside yeah on some island sleep outside it was very windy and like everyone documented it and it looked like not a good time Yeah, but think about how awesome it would have been to be there. Yeah, I agree. And you could tell people, yeah, I was actually at the very first. I would have loved to been able to say that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:23 So, Mike, what are we doing for your batch party? Well, Ryan actually came to me. Well, yeah, dude, like we sat down about it and he had a beautiful plan and we're going to Lake Powell. Oh, yeah. She's been on my bucket. So as soon as he said literally those words, I'm like, you can say less because I'm in. When are we going? Third weekend in June.
Starting point is 00:44:44 Let's go. What weekend is that? That's not the weekend that we're doing our bodybuilder competition, is it? It's not. No, it was one before that. Let's go. Yeah. Dude, so it's going to be freaking sick.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Cliff jumping, jet skiing, wake surfing, you know, maybe even break out the wakeboard. I don't know about that. CJ's bringing his wakeboard. If you're renting a houseboat? So that, yeah, that's the plan, houseboat. And it's going to be pretty hot. So it's good thing it'll be on a lake. But like, Arizona in June, it's got to be pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:45:13 100 yeah it's dry heat though yeah yeah yeah so i'm freaking pumped for that that'd be great that's a great plan we're meeting up with those one dudes that got the boats that's sick yeah where is that i'm ever you're gonna start swiping on tinder no i just don't know where it is jake's already planning yeah no i'm never it's like it's southern it's southern utah half of lake i think is in utah and then the other half is in arizona okay you know people like bring their houseboats on there and then just kind of like go for weeks months at a time it's like where the canyons are you seen the videos of like the jet skis going through like the little river canyon sounds like a perfect time for you guys to get your pirate ship yeah that'd be a solid setup
Starting point is 00:45:50 yeah we're gonna have to ship the uh the boat down there actually they're it's gonna be lit they've got jetskies the 2,000 horsepower boat a racing boat the g25 like everything the house boat that's all set up for us so it's gonna be sweet they like offered it up when we met him that snowed in they were like you guys should come down and uh he runs like the instagram account powell head so they like know the lake that's right he's he knows all the ins and outs which helps i love knowing people that know things it really helps i'm like i'm like really trying to nail this and do a really good job but it is stressful being you know the guy who has to plan it so i don't want to do too good of a job i'm going to but i don't want to be like the guy who's like oh well ryan
Starting point is 00:46:34 just keeps coming up with good ideas yeah everyone's going to be like best me man is Ryan and Ryan's gonna have to set up everyone's bachelor parties you do such a good job that you're everyone's best man Justin's was legit dude like yeah we got a lot to live up to you know that one too yeah dude Ryan's gonna do six of them for sure that's what happened to Ken with traveling like he's so good at booking our travels that he didn't per se call that position upon himself it just happened but he did damn good at it became the guy so jake how many trucks do you have now? Yeah, what's the deal?
Starting point is 00:47:07 A lot of trucks. 16. Why? I shouldn't say why. They're all awesome. Right? At what point do you think to yourself, maybe I should mix a couple of cars in here, like, you know, just to diversify a little,
Starting point is 00:47:22 you know, we're pretty heavy on the trucks. Let's get a couple cars in. Okay, multiple reasons. One, you know, everyone's like, oh, I'm bored, I'm Chevy, I'm this, I'm that. I'm all of them. They're all great. Take them all. They all got their goods.
Starting point is 00:47:36 They all got their bads. And, dude, people just like truck. So I was like, sounds like a really good excuse to start making truck content and just get all the trucks you can. There's like literally a ton of truth to that. And then I also joke about it too when you're like, truck videos started doing what?
Starting point is 00:47:52 15 trucks. Yeah. Bro, you're just all or nothing. Always. I mean, it's the only way to do it. If you're going to do something, go all in.
Starting point is 00:48:00 That's true. Like, it's worked. There's something about that new GMC you got, though. Dude, I love it. Seeing you roll up in that, I don't know why. It was just different. Like, you're in this brand new, yeah, mostly because it's not a raptor. It's a brand new black and chrome.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I've just never had a nice truck. Dude, every time I open it, I'm like, dang, this thing's nice. Like, yeah, I'm usually used to just driving something and beating on it and into the ground. Like, I actually, you know, wash this thing every day. And Brandon watches it. He does. He does a good job, too. For a few days after that hit.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Yeah, yeah, he will be down. Yeah, he's going to be sore, dude. he is he's bad dude we got him like propped up at the couch got his worst boss ever gonna prank you washing your truck with sandpaper i actually called ben's dad yesterday so we're bringing him in friday to see ben's dad i felt really bad dude get him all straight he should film him getting an adjustment yeah he's pretty beat up after i prank such a good price dude but no i don't know i just i like trucks and i was like at this point i told mike i'm giving him a run for his money because like mike's got a lot of vehicles
Starting point is 00:49:03 dude i think you've passed him at this point at 16 i mean he kind of has some people on his team but either way i think with just like's a self-made man yeah speaking like for your personal trucks like i think you're still beating me yeah so basically three of them are three of the whatever are actual tony struck otherwise all of them besides the GMC are all the company's trucks that's wild mike when's your viper get here yeah uh i've still up in the air whether i should drive it back or have it shipped I'd go down there and just drive it back. It's going to be legit. You get to drive through Chicago.
Starting point is 00:49:37 That's what I'm most excited about. And then you know, have you sent him all the money? Oh, yeah. Okay. I was going to say if you get there and then you're like, all right, dope. Here's the check. Then you leave. It's how you ship.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Because right now, yeah, you might as always have him ship it at this point. Ben's dad sends us all a text. It says, be very careful, guys. I have a patient that sent money for a classic Camaro to be delivered and the car never showed up. He's a smart guy too. Crooks are getting smarter. Well, I'm like, well, good thing.
Starting point is 00:50:02 I didn't just send an obscene amount of money. Yeah, that'll make you feel better. Off of an eBay. Yeah, if you were to get scammed, I feel like eBay right there is the place. You know, it's sketchier crowd. eBay's never let me down. Yeah, true. I bought a car off eBay once.
Starting point is 00:50:18 I wanted to ask Jason if that was during transport or the sale. Because during transport, a lot of cars have gotten stolen. So maybe just another reason to go in gear. You got to make sure you just have a good transport. that that is like trusted because if you try to save some bucks it can just be a part of like a scheme where they just they pick up like I see it all the time in the supercar Facebook groups where guys will ship like a Lamborghini and a McLaren they're shipping it to here gone gone they never find them dude they're gone and like I'm pretty sure your insurance doesn't even cover that
Starting point is 00:50:50 really I don't I don't know I just I think there's some kind of it's it's a real real thing but I think also though if you've already some of the money it maybe would be cool to like have all of us there to see your first reaction to getting it. Like that is kind of and you probably could have it quicker. Like if I were you, I would already have a transport guy. You could probably have it by Friday. Or sorry, it's Wednesday. You could probably have it
Starting point is 00:51:12 by Saturday. It depends my broker. I'd probably say next Wednesday by the time you get it lined up. There you go. Next Wednesday. Yeah, that's pretty quick. Like, I'd just try to do that. We'll ship it. There's nothing. Locked in. Cooler than a car delivery. Granted, I've only gotten one and it was with CJ and it was like
Starting point is 00:51:29 still one of my. So exciting. favorite like you see the door open and they start it and you're just like oh my god it's nerve wracking too because you haven't seen the car yet in person so you're just like oh my gosh like is it is it good or is it like beat up did they lie about some stuff and then like you're seeing it and then it's it's actually it's really exciting and you're not even on the fence of like should i buy this or should i not because you already own it so you're just like your mindset fully trying to you're just like trying to enjoy yeah pretty sure i got my white mustang on ebay too really and it went fine Yeah, so it's really one of the more like classic ways to, to buy a car online.
Starting point is 00:52:05 You know, they were around before, bring a trailer before cars and bids, before Cars.com. Didn't somebody, they either commented on the podcast or they sent you a thing and said they've seated at car shows. Does this ring a bell? Okay. It's a comment on the last podcast said, I've seen that car at car shows around us. It's super good. Oh, that's perfect, then. I mean, the guy freaking doesn't want you to drive at home and only has 6,000 miles.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Yeah. And when he's telling his kid, like, give it a baby rev. And then he's like, ooh. And he's like, all right, a little more. Ooh, okay, okay, geez. Yeah. But I am excited for it to arrive. You know what I'm excited for?
Starting point is 00:52:39 Mike to roll up to Zorba's in that thing. Just to see him come around the corner. You're like, that's my buddy Mike. Viper Mike. That's like definitely one of the first things I'm going to do with it. Great to Zorba's. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:50 100%. Dude, I'm telling you guys right now, it's one of my favorite memories of all time. Like, I've always just wanted a squad mob. and when we finally did it, I was like, got like the achievement unlocked. I sat down at the table, dude. I was bummed. I missed that.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Me and Mike missed it. Yeah. It was the most fun of all. Everyone was driving just like the world was a racetrack. And I was like, man, how are we not going to jail? I don't know. I just remember every intersection in the Mustang
Starting point is 00:53:18 I'd like whip a donut and Ben's dad was just geeking. I was just like, I got someone to smile, dude. I was like the old, like I was loving it. You get that thing fixed. yet, dude? No, your guy's Mustang. Did you guys get that fixed yet? No, it's, it's being fixed. I mean, it wasn't very original before, but I would say Robbie's got it down to it was probably about 25% of what we gave him. He actually used. It's probably been easier to just build a new Mustang honestly, where we got you started from scratch almost. He said he kept cutting out parts that were bad
Starting point is 00:53:50 or that he didn't like and then he sent me a picture of it and there's no front end, the entire interior's gutted and the whole rear end's gone. So he's just, started over you just started over the hard way i'm in the same boat right now mine's just in a pile in the corner with a shitload of boxes right behind yeah you got get that thing fixed dude's drifting season i know we're getting there i'm waiting for like one thing now we're starting i street legaled my drift car today because why not you put title on it the license plate yeah because then i was like well that'll be fun to drive on the road really yeah to drive to zorvas yeah because it's like to put liability on it it's like you know 50 bucks yeah 25 bucks a month can't put a
Starting point is 00:54:27 on that. I just can't imagine you driving your drift car on the road with how many other vehicles you have. Well, it would be a strictly Cormor-based road cruise. I mean, it's in the nicest way, but you better have a tow truck or get AAA. You better get AAA if you're planning on going anywhere further than the drift track from the shop. Right. You need like the fire department, like following you around with that thing. That would be awesome. No, I actually, I invested heavily in some fire extinguishers. I got enough for me and the whole crew and your friends. So we're good there. Maybe just enough for you.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, there's nothing like just, you know, driving around corn run and you just have a handbrake just in case you need it. It's the best thing ever. You know, someone's looking. Just in case. Just in case. I saw an idea that would have you pretty bricked up, Jake.
Starting point is 00:55:14 This guy pops open his little cigarette lighter cover, screws in where his cigarette lighter was, screws in a handbrake. That's cool. I don't know the point, you know, like, what's the point of really having to have it be removable? but little hidden little gem you know like oh watch this i can see you doing it we're just driving down the road and i'm like hey man we got to take a left in a mile here that's how you look at me i just got to ask preferably evan because you've got a couple kids in the house that maybe are a little more on the internet than we are the fucks up
Starting point is 00:55:52 with the chicken jockeys at the Minecraft movies have you have you no i idea what you're talking about. Never mind. Dude, the movie theaters are getting insane. That's okay. I was hoping. And I want to know, chicken jockeys.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Well, I don't know the total root of it, but basically just like anything, when people find something to latch on to, you've seen the videos in the movie theater when that scene comes on. Start throwing everything. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:56:13 that's funny. Dude, there's fireworks going on. If you see, there's a movie theater, they started on fire. Holy crap. They brought in, like,
Starting point is 00:56:20 big mortars. And, like, people are scattering everywhere. It's got to be really bad for Minecraft, You're going to get a visual on this? People are going to start pulling them from theaters. So I'm going to go to the theater and see the movie? Like, I don't know what the fuck goes on,
Starting point is 00:56:37 but everybody starts cheering and standing up at this scene. They brought fireworks. Turn it up. Dude, I love Minecraft. And then they shut down the movie theaters all the time after that. Then, like, movie theaters are putting, like, what time? it's going to happen so they can bring people like staff in to make sure stuff doesn't happen is it the end of the movie how are you going to control i don't think it is i don't know they probably just don't play
Starting point is 00:57:05 the rest of the movie then after that i love mine crap i never thought they'd make a movie on it though that's crazy you play the game yeah i did yeah i played a little bit it was fun it was so fun but i was not i didn't even touch survival mode i just like can't do that no we were just building stuff me and my friends online you die and then you have to like get your sword all over again like creative mode is like I had a whole like roller coaster and yeah everything sick pretty fun it was fun then you'd have the worlds with all your buddies so then everybody could work on different stuff i remember like one time we had all of us working on this world and this other kid from our school joined and like started our shit on fire t and t across from and then like i was pissed
Starting point is 00:57:47 and i was like i'm gonna fucking burn his real house down i was actually pissed i was so mad and like i I was, like, seriously convinced I was going to burn his house down. I'm going to burn it. And, like, the next morning, I cooled off. But I was like, I'm going to fucking burn this kid's house down, his real house. Because I knew where he lived. I was mad. I'm pumped for the new Tony Hawks Pro Skater remaster coming out.
Starting point is 00:58:11 It's a remaster of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4. It's going to be awesome, dude. Especially with Skate 3 just not, or I guess, skate 4, just not happening. Is it not happening? No, I think it is. So, like, everything we see, is that just all bogus? No, it's not bogus. It's just one of those, like, I'm honestly being a hater as in like, when's it ever going to come out?
Starting point is 00:58:30 But I'm like, can we have some sort of timeline here? Dude, Evan had a really good idea that in the new GTA, they should have the physics from like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater or something like that. Like, how sick would that be if in GTA you had just built in like a full skateboarding game? And then you could go to like a basketball court and you have NBA 2K physics, you know, like legit. I think it's where games are going Like at some point There's going to be like one game And then within it there's games
Starting point is 00:59:00 Yeah Like that game called Player 1 You guys ever see that movie? Yeah just like that Like when you're playing golf Like golf on GTA is whack Yes But it's just like playing the Tiger Woods
Starting point is 00:59:09 Or PGA tour Whatever it is And think how sick that'd be Dirt bike physics are like MX unleashed And whatever just Ultimate game So sick I'm sure they'd have to license it all
Starting point is 00:59:19 And you know It'd be a whole thing But I thought that was like A billion dollar idea right there Such a good idea. Should we start working on it? Yeah, well, let's start building our own GTA. It'll be out before the real one.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Dude, the VR world is like a really weird place, actually. So, like, me and Andrews and shit. No, so, like, me and Andrew play VR, like, I don't know, every once in a while, just like a little, like, call duty game, basically. And you're just, like, running around together. Super fun. But there's, like, other games where you're, like, actually going on, like, dates with people and hanging out.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Really? Yeah, we're meeting up in, like, two years or something. And they're just, like, go on dates every night. And this kid's, like, trolling them. like i've seen that yeah it's extremely funny but he like walks up to them he goes are you guys dating and i picture like what they look like in real life probably like a dude with really greasy long hair and a chick wearing like cookie monster sweatpants with blue hair yeah and and he's like are you guys dating and they're like you know he's like basically like walking up to them in real life and they're
Starting point is 01:00:12 like dude seriously can you just get away why are even concerned with us and he's like i'm just wondering if you're dating he's like you guys seem like you're really liking each other and they're like dude just get away and then he's like have you guys met in real life and then the guy's like we're we're going to in may it's like it's like it's a weird thing but it's like big what game is that i have no idea like not a clue but it's a black mirror shit metal world you know what that reminds me of is this real i saw yesterday which made me laugh could you know i need some help over here have you should do this okay i'll give you my rayban glasses record it
Starting point is 01:00:53 Excuse me. Excuse me. My friend just thought you were beautiful. He wanted to see if he can get your number. We tried. He was talking so good about you. I was just like, well, I'll help you out. It's okay, Derek.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Better luck next time, Derek. Dude, that's so funny. It's so funny. I think we should do that. That's funny. We didn't get, like, fired. That woman just reports him. He's working at Walmart.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Hit knock checks. He gets all jammed up. I don't know. I thought that one was pretty funny. Have you guys played, uh, have you guys played the new Sledders game? No, I haven't. Man, does that piss a guy off? Is that?
Starting point is 01:01:41 Is it? So, physic. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. But it's hard because you, you have, like, controls for being, like, right side over, left side over.
Starting point is 01:01:49 You have controls for your skis. You have controls for your leaning. and when you're leaning and boondocking you have to turn your skis that way you know opposite and then lean left and then when you're on like flat ground you have to turn your skis normal it's pretty hard but it's like super fun
Starting point is 01:02:03 the maps are big it's very realistic I think you like it this giant community is like if you on Facebook there's like hidden parts of the map you can find and they're like take parts of like real life terrain and they're like hey if you guys have ever been here in real life it's in the map go to like E3 in the top right corner or something
Starting point is 01:02:20 which is you have to like navigate around kind of like in real life like you don't to get to a spot you can't just get to a spot you got to work for it well once you get somewhere you can drop a pin and then at any point you can teleport to your pins but until you get a pin there you can't so and i struggle to go anywhere i want exactly it's just extremely difficult it's like real life as in like you can't just get on a sled and go somewhere like you got to work harder it's harder than riding a real snow i'm glad that they made it that way because if it was like you know the freaking easy video game that took no actual like motor function just hold it wide open yeah you just drive
Starting point is 01:02:57 everywhere it wouldn't really be that fun but dude i as a kid i would have logged 10 000 hours in that game already like oh and the maps are huge i played one map for like two hours and i'm buying an xbox tonight i'm gonna go play it tonight i've decided i think you should try it ryan i think i'm gonna do it i've been wanting to buy an xbox for a while but i'm like summer's coming i'm not going to use it in July, but like, I'm doing it. Just a couple of dudes. A couple dudes, yeah. But it's like, it's basically like a, no different than racing simulator, but for snowmobiles,
Starting point is 01:03:26 like just realistic or whatever. I really want to get a racing. Dude. All the real sleds. Speaking of which, I got a real PC finally and I hooked my VR headset to my PC, downloaded your guys a shop and my car. And I've been logging some hours at your place. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:42 It is awesome. Our shop is a map? You guys didn't hear about that in, and is it course? Orsa or is that a course? Yeah, set of course. You just got to download like the mods and then like there's moderators who can build stuff
Starting point is 01:03:54 and like this guy I met he's like he built your guys's track and my car and like I'm pulling it up right now. Can he use the specs? Can you come play? Yeah like literally you guys driving it feels like you're there.
Starting point is 01:04:05 This is a drone clip from our track last summer. Yeah. Even got the sod field. Wait, is that real or is a fake? No, this is a real? the game. What? Very impressive that CJ just asked that because that's how real it looks. Oh look you're driving in the grass there just like real life. Now I see it looks so real. Dude I have
Starting point is 01:04:28 filmed from this exact spot like you're in the tree filming right now. Holy smokes. The corner looks great. Yo that is sick actually. Oh they put the bank? The merchware out of the bank. Dude you guys now this is like phase one yeah they have it so like the guy wants to I had to ask you guys about this he wants to come out to your shop and like take pictures of everything and like in the building so you can like drive your car in the building and like he wants to build it to a replica tea like you can almost go all the way the corn around store really what and then oh yeah like I just hopped on the road you got to get it to sorbubes you got it's when you pull up just and there's people eating and everyone starts cheering dude it actually would be cool like because you could put your shop on it
Starting point is 01:05:12 which isn't that far away do turf you guys I never even thought of this if he represented replicate Zorbas we could come up with some like 150 mile an hour entry from somewhere and perfectly land at the parking lot like I practiced that'll be so safe two thousand times you know I pull the e-break at Cormron in and I just finally roll up to Zorbas it's that real no it's like it's legit like it especially with the VR headset on like you get set up in the car he's got the inside of the Mustang looking identical to you have to pay for this map no this it's all free he just sent me the files and you install so dude Honestly, I'd be down for that guy to come out and take picks of inside the shop
Starting point is 01:05:51 and, like, the track and just get everything dialed to a T. Like, I think that would be so sick. And then, like, I don't know, can you sell the map or? I'm sure there's a way to set it up like that. I don't know that much about the game, but I'm pretty sure you can sell anything. We need to get an actual racing sim, like a good one here, just so that we can, if we're going to have a freaking our own map, like, we should have that. If we're going to get one, we kind of got to just get two so we can go ahead to head on it.
Starting point is 01:06:16 Yeah, that was the other cool. thing so he's like he sent it to me i started playing it and he's like all right like click on my link or whatever all of a sudden there's like four other guys drifting around i'm like oh i'm like mobbing with the crew here now so do those guys that play this in the video game do they drift in real life as well yeah yeah so are they just like yeah i'm sure it's both i'm sure yeah definitely has both but like this guy he also has like a a mustang or whatever and he's like you know he's working so you know he's breaking it loose course he's working that's so cool yeah i freak try buy an xbox or a sim we got to buy a sim for the company like cleats podium one thing dude i mean obviously he's training
Starting point is 01:06:52 for a nascar race in it but that sim is so sick it's probably like 60 grand too my steering wheel is trash and i'm like i want to get like a better steering wheel with better like feedback and stuff and like dude the sim world you can literally they can cost more than the car itself i mean you know if the driving physics are real if you don't like we're lucky enough to have a track a lot of people can't go to the track on the weekend or during the week so then you know like it's practice for the for the real world dude i think brad de birdie's got a sim i'm pretty sure it was on his story like the seat yeah he's got crazy you hit it wide open that thing's going back you hit the brakes the seats going forward you
Starting point is 01:07:29 drift in it turns with they're not that much money this one's 700 bucks i'm sure it's not that good but it looks pretty legit it might literally it's just the stand it's not the seat the steering it's just the stand itself oh it's just the metal never mind and what do you think you got to have into a proper one Like, I have a thousand bucks into mine, and it's junk. Your's freaking breaks every time you're driving. So, like, 10 grand. Honestly, I would say.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Yeah, 5. Built PC, really nice. Well, that's thing, you've got to buy the computer. Like, the SIM itself, yeah, you're maybe spending 5 grand, but now you need a computer that can handle the SIM. Well, like, you have like a real car seat, like a real handbrake. Like, all those are real car parts, right? No, they are, but they're built to plug into a computer.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Well, right. But, like, you're steering those. Not a real... Nope, I use like the PlayStation. You have like a Logitech. Oh, it is. I thought you like actually locked on. It'd be nice just to get one that's just like a full package.
Starting point is 01:08:25 It's got the screen. I'm just going to put it out there. Like, you know, the new, there's a Drift HQ. And now there's their subsidiary company called Sim HQ. And I would love some help from them because that's their whole shtick is helping people curate what kind of sim they get. There are turnkey setups out there's guys that'll do PC monitors or VR, whatever you want to do. and honestly i would recommend monitors like VR i get like dizzy just the steering thing is 640 then you put a wheel on it like i don't even it can get expensive dude there's some like uh andrews sim
Starting point is 01:08:59 like he's got an actual like legit one if you crash and your hands in the wheel it'll break your yeah yeah that's that strads was that just seems dangerous don't yeah that yeah who's trying to get hurt playing a video game broke my wrist the worst way to tell anyone you got hurt yeah i was playing a video game. I mean, I didn't pick anything out here, but I didn't pick the cheapest of anything, but I didn't pick the most expensive. And it's two grand for the steering wheel, the steering wheel, the pedals, the shifter, and the handbrake. So I mean, you put a nice computer on it and then a setup. I mean, for the shop. It's cheaper than our pinball machine just doesn't work right now. True. I'm just not trying to get anything shitty. It doesn't have to have all that. That just to me
Starting point is 01:09:38 seems like something that could go wrong. You got to call your sim, you know, like we'd have to call a guy come repair the pinball machine i don't want to have to do that but we should get it fixed so right i've been trying to like i've posted a couple times like who knows pinball machines playing so much at night we'll get that thing going again all right i have a video to show you guys i don't know if this uh will be allowed so we'll just do it quick but i have a so i'm just prefacing that but i've turn the volume off i have a video to show you guys you need the volume then it won't be allowed well i mean it's not copyright it might be loud if the volume's up loud Oh, Jake, you're going to get a kick out of this.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Everyone is... There's a crazy video of the ATF going to a house, and the ATF is like, hey, you know, you bought some guns, is we need to see if you still have them because of straw purchase. A complete violation of your Second Amendment, your Fourth Amendment, and just, you know, basic common sense in humanity. Here's where the ATF agents, they go to one dude's house, and the dude goes, oh yeah, I'm going to go get it. Hold on a second. Closes the door, calls the cops. He goes, there's somebody here pretended to be a cop who wants to see my guns. And that's how you get this confrontation right here.
Starting point is 01:10:42 Hey, turn around, let me see your hands. Let me see your hands. Turn around. Let me see your hands. I need to see some ID. Get on the ground. Get on the ground now. Get on the ground.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Get on the ground now. I'm a federal agent. 917.1.10.3. Get on the ground so I can find out who you are. This is how you get shot. Do not reach for your waist. Keep your hands up. Why would I have an Oleg?
Starting point is 01:11:09 Get your hands up. Get your hands up. ground! Face down! Now! Face down! You are the one making them sick! I ain't getting on the crowd!
Starting point is 01:11:21 I'm a federal attack! If that got you off, have a cigarette, get ready for round two because it gets way better. Do not resist. I'm not resisting. You're acting like a... No, moron! Wait a second! Wait a second!
Starting point is 01:11:35 Don't, don't do this! Wait a second, I got a medical condition. Get my license out of my pocket. We're getting you secure it for us! Please, wait, wait! I can't breathe. I'm not. Stop resisting.
Starting point is 01:11:47 We can't get my ID out of my left pocket. Stop. My wife's pregnant, please. My wife's pregnant. Where do that come from? Get your taser. Get your taser out. Get your taser out, bro.
Starting point is 01:11:58 Get your taser out, bro. Oh! Oh, my gosh, dude. That is hilarious. Dude, that is honestly great. That could not. ought to be good for buddy if he actually was a federal agent and two cops
Starting point is 01:12:15 fucking took him down. Well, why didn't the guy just comply? Basically everyone in the comments said that. They're like, he should know better than anyone. Complied. Like, everything would have been just fine. What a solid ploy on that other guy. You're probably just sitting out of the window. Imagine watching that. Got him. Holy shit. Well, good
Starting point is 01:12:33 stuff, fellas. Thanks for having me, boys. It's great. Thanks for coming. Thanks for being there, bro. Well, thank you guys for listening. As always, we'll be back next week with another one. subscribe if you haven't and let us know if you can get us hooked up on a drift sim please peace later

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