Life Wide Open with CboysTV - We Forgive Cleetus, Spenser Can't Ride, & Hiring The Amish!

Episode Date: October 6, 2026

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Cletus did call up CJ and I and he said anything that's broken. He did say it fix it. I'll fix it. Ken, when you were going into that marriage, did you know it was a bad idea? I was like, this is going to be my ex-wife. I just fully laundered straight over the bars, but I can't breathe. I'm spitting blood and I'm just like, oh my God. I did get the rear suspension back in, but I'm glad that Cletus bless me.

We do have one more Vegas trip on the schedule for this year. Gavin might get married there again. Well, boys, did you see the. newest family member. Little addition. Very little addition. Spenny, did you meet them? Oh yeah, I've been hanging out with them all weekend.

In your room? I've been having them check on them and everything. Yeah, yeah. I've been hanging out with them a lot. You haven't met him yet. Have you? Oh, shit. Yeah, you don't know what's going on.

The smallest edition. We got a new mini Highland cow. No way. Yes. We got another one. Well, we didn't get a mini. We got a mini, mini, mini, micro. So he even small.

He's smaller than Bobby. For what just. acquired it? I mean, so, so Chad, the breeder of Bobby and Drywall, loved that Bobby was now the mayor of our town and then just everything that we've been doing with him, making them characters and, and just

like building this new barn and just treating them right. He loves what we're doing with the boys and he was just like, yo, do you want another one? I was like, yeah, I mean, we would love one and he was like, sweet. Pay for its flight out and like, it's flight

on the plane. And, he's yours. I thought you were talking about Mike's cat that runs around the shop once in a while. Yeah, I wasn't expecting a show up Monday with a fresh gal. A new, new, uh,

it's fucking tiny. Yeah, so he's so he's smaller than Bobby. He'll grow up to be smaller than Bobby. So it'll be like drywall up top and then Bobby a little shorter and then whatever we name this, this new guy. Still up for debate.

We're debating between, uh, cheddar and Jonah. I've already started calling a cheddar. That's what I saw something in the group. chat that said something about, did you feed cheddar? I was super confused, but I just figured out. I figured you'd figure it out.

I figured out eventually, yeah. So wait, Ced, you've already started calling him Cheddar? You're up in the new name? Yeah, I mean, initially when I laid eyes on him, I was like, Jonah. He just looked like a Jonah to me. But, you know, then you guys were like, we kind of want to call him Cheddar. So I just started calling him cheddar. He does look pretty cheds.

He does look like a little white. I've been, I've already started calling him cheddar. So it's kind of, it is what. Cheddar. I feel like you can't change his name. It's like drywall. Like we started calling him drywall and then we're like, oh, we'll call him a different name later, but now it's stuck.

That's the name. We really dropped the ball by not naming drywall Greg. We gave Bobby, obviously, CJ's alter ego. And then being that drywall was supposed to be Ken's cow and Greg is Ken's alter ego. We did. Yeah. He could have a name. She said that to me.

She was like, why don't you guys name drywall Greg? And I was like, what were we thinking? The thing is, is like, names either work or. or they don't. And like, I don't know. I'm just a firm believer when you first see them. First thing I came to my head, Bobby. And it just worked and it just stuck.

And then we didn't have a name for Ken's, but we were calling it drywall even before we got there. We kept calling it drywall. And then it was just like, there was no going back. Like, we tried calling him Wally and it just didn't work. And then like, we were trying many different names, but. He's just a drywall. It's just like, it is what it is.

And he's taking Cheds under his wing. is he? Yeah. They're getting to be good bros now. Yeah, it started out with some beef. It started out pretty hostile, actually. Beef? Is that a cow joke?

Maybe. He was like kind of pressing him. I think it was because, well, first off, it was just like, who is this little guy? And then we gave cheddar his bottle. And I think that made drywall jealous. So then he was kind of jealous. But after, I don't know, honestly, only a few hours because I was really nervous. Like, I kept checking on.

I'm like, I went home and I went back that night. night and it was checking on them and drywall was chilling. They're cuddling. Yeah, he was like drywall and cheddar go everywhere together. Like they just, Cheddar just kind of follow his drywall around and drywall is taking him under his wing. And Bobby does not care one bit. He doesn't care about anything.

I see. Bobby and Cheds were cuddling last night. Oh, really? Yeah, Bobby. Yeah, they were cuddling last night. Bobby and Cheds. Cheds doesn't like being off on his own, I think, because he's so little. He, like, lays behind, like,

Touching. Yeah, he does. To either drywall or Bobby, every time I've seen him. He likes cuddling. Yeah, I was just happy to see they let him into the trough and they were letting them eat the hay. Because that was the biggest thing. I was worried drywall was going to get like, hey, you can't have any of this. It's some good hay.

Yeah, maybe that message was about cheddar eating hay. I was thinking Ben was cheddar. Despite drywall's upbringing, I might, I will say drywall is the most friendly one. Really? He's better behave than Bobby. Yeah, I mean, it's just more so. like he'll just come up to you, he'll interact with you. He wants to get pet. He's so proud. Like he appreciated. I'll tell you that much. It's taking you this long to realize.

He likes interaction. Um, whereas Bobby, like, you could walk in his pen and he probably won't come up to you. He'll just keep a little bit of an ego. He'll just keep eating. Um, like, you have to go up to him. You'll like, you could like pick his head up while he's eating grass and like start scratch him. Then maybe he'll just like kind of chill. But otherwise he's like, doesn't really care if you're going to pet him or anything. Drywall loves getting scratched. I don't think that there's overlap. I'm trying to figure out exactly how old Cheds is. But imagine if they would have, like, grown up, like at the Breeders Farm,

if they would have grown up together for like a couple weeks, and then Bobby and Drywall get taken away, and Lil Cheds is like, oh, where'd my brothers go? Where'd the boys go? And then he gets put on a plane, and then a couple hours later, he walks into the new fenced-in farm area, finds his boys again. Be pretty cool. Dude, the farm is looking like a farm now.

That barn looks so damn good. And now it actually makes sense. Like, we've always called it the farm because it used to be a farm. But people are always like, why do you call it a farm? It's like a fucking racetrack. Yeah. And then I'm like, no, no, no, well, you used to be a farm. And we didn't want to call it the shop because that's what this place is.

And then, but now you pull in, you're like, ah, yes, farm. Yeah, dude, I'm just so happy that the Amish are finally here building the barn. I feel like we've been talking about it for so long because it was like, a part of the plans, but it's just, it's tough to get a hold of them. But I will say, once you do, those dudes show up. They built the barn. It's going to be done today. They've got, I think, this is their fourth day working on it. That's crazy. It's insane. They put the thing up. They, there's spray foam in the inside. Like, those guys just work fast. Did you hear about how that, uh, those Amish were acquired? Yes. So Tony, Jake's business partner in Bums, said, yeah, I got an

Amish plug. And so he's like, okay, so he calls him. And basically he was like, oh, I can't come is what that Amish group said. So he was trying to call around and like figure out a different Amish guy to do it. None of them were returning his phone calls. Some of them didn't have phones. So he just went to the Amish colony and drove around and went door to door and just knocked on doors and said, I need a barn built. Can you help me? He's like, dude, I'm not letting these boys down. I got to find a fucking Amish guy. Wow. Shout out Tony for that.

Yeah, dude. Tony. That's so nice. So Jake's business partner, Tony in Bums. Like, dude, that guy knows how to get stuff done. I will say that for sure. Straight up down to going door to door. He just went and like set the whole thing up. And then like my phone wasn't working because I got a new phone and I wasn't receiving

text. You were like the Amish. He didn't get a hold of me soon. He just drove up, met them here, had him get started. Like, I don't know. Shout out Tony. Shout out Bums. Go get some sunglasses.

But, uh. Dude, imagine him trying to get a, in. contact with you. He's like, dude, this guy is just ghosting me. I line all this up. I literally go door to door and I get the Amish forum and now he's ghosting me when I'm asking him what time they should be there. Dude, I swear, I got a defective iPhone 18.

Like this shit, I've never had so much trouble with an iPhone. I've never had so much trouble with a phone in general. Not receiving text messages. Not receiving, like, and then I go to record Alex's reaction to a little cheddar. And for some reason, the thing goes into manual focus. and it's out of focus the old time. I'm like, dude, fuck this phone. Straight up, fuck this thing.

I swear it's a lemon. It's a lemon. You got a lemon iPhone. I think I did. It's like the one time I get a new phone when it comes out. And then it's just the biggest turd ever. Has Ken been in the settings? No.

Did you delete your ESIM? I'm not letting Ken touch my phone. You'll get in or start fucking changing everything. I have mine ready to go in 15 minutes and didn't have any problems. Can you get a new phone every like three months? I will say I got a new phone because mine was clapped. The battery license. I can make it like two days on this sucker.

It's a game changer. Sounds nice. I'm on Ken's hammy down now. You know, I always said that I broke my phone. I talked about that a couple podcasts ago. I broke it in Europe. Well, then I broke it again. And now I'm on my Ken's hammy down from like four phones ago. The scrolls are gone.

That thing is, bro. It is clapped, though. Does it full of a bunch of malware? It is. I clapped out that phone the day I got it because we went to Glamis. That was the first time we went to Glamis. And it just destroyed the screen. There's some other abuse.

done to it. Internally. Internal, some software abuse. I'm running pretty low on scrolls for that thing. So how's everyone feeling about the aftermath of the Cletus? Now that everything is out, Cletus has went and done his stuff. Seed you've had a couple weeks to live with your truck and it's awesome doors. Yeah.

Awesome. Honestly, the building has grown on me. Me too. They came and they fixed it. Initially, we were extra in shock because it was. was like the paint was running because it rained right the night after they finished it. It looked really bad. But Cletus had them come back and they touched it up and painted it perfect.

And I think it looks really sharp now. I actually really, I do like it and I'm down to keep it. It does spice it up. It does look nice. We put our logos over Cletus's logos. We did. We have one of our friends. Obviously, we're going to do that, you know.

And those turned out really good. I do think it looks really nice. I think it's a nice touch. It's patriotic. I like that part of it. I was out on the town this weekend. And people were talking about it. They said they want to come by and just check it out.

Same. I actually have heard that from people out on the town as well. Yeah. Yeah, they're stoked on it. Dude, it is the talk of the town. I think every morning we should stand out in our driveway and do the Pledge of Allegiance. That's a great idea. This morning, you were singing, God bless the USA.

At least run the national anthem at least once a month. At 9 o'clock every morning. What if we had the whole town pull up and we did like a national anthem? Bobby's national anthem. They just a pledge of allegiance. Do they still run that? that in schools. No, I don't think they're allowed to. Damn. I believe the last one I talked to, it was like an super optional thing. Maybe where you actually went to a place to do it. Oh,

like I think when I was in school, every classroom did it, but you know, you had the option if you just wanted to sit in your desk or, you know, stand up. We didn't even have that option. You just did that stuff because we were. But now I think it's just like, okay, if you're going to do it, you go. I'm just used to like, there was somebody who would like sing it. Did you guys? have that every like Friday someone would sing it over the intercom you had like a designated person maybe I don't know if I've ever heard the

I think ours pledge of allegiance saying it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but like someone was like designated yeah yeah yeah they would wasn't that every day like during home room every classroom at a flag everyone would stand up you look at it and they'd play it over the whatever intercom it seemed like we stopped doing it in high school

maybe yeah I don't I don't remember doing it but in grade school to middle school every single day. He stood up and did. What were you guys saying up in Canada? Dude, I had to sing the Canadian national anthem in French. Because I went to French school for like two to three years and we had to sing it in French every morning.

Do you still remember it? I want to, I hate, I hated French immersion. I don't remember anything. French immersion. I don't remember anything. Dude,

I hated it. It was only like grade one, grade two and grade three. Were you ripping French in school? Like, you had to talk French? Yeah. Had to ask.

Oh, we, wanted to go to the bathroom you had to ask in French, like, we, we say everything in French. I have to go wee-wee. How do you feel about the shop? It's cool. It's cool.

No, it's sweet. It actually is sweet. It pops. He paints the fucking farm a Canadian flag. You know what I, with my truck, though, I did get the rear suspension back in, which was necessary because it was brutal. It was, like, worse than riding like shit. It was, like a fucking tractor.

It was sketchy. One bump was like Yeah, even Evan was like, pro, this is bad. Like when Evan's saying, it's a rough ride, you know it's a rough ride. This guy, no one's ever rode in a rougher ride than Evan. So anyways, got that back in. It's a lot better. I will say it does look cool.

Like, it looks fall. It doesn't look real. Yeah, it doesn't. It looks like something straight out of a video game. When you pop the doors up. Midnight Club. When you pop the doors up, it looks insane. You know, I wasn't stoked on it at first.

but it has grown on me. I'm glad that Claytus blessed me. I'm very happy that he blessed me because, I don't know, I just think a lot of good stuff has came from it. Once you get your fuel wheels back on there and you can turn more than a quarter turn, I think you'll love it. I don't know if the fuels are going back on, man.

It's a show truck, man. The turning radius was relatively impressive, though, I will admit. Yeah, as long as you're not in, like, a parking lot or, like, doing, like, 90-degree turns, then you're good. Or needing to drive it. Yeah, in public. Yeah, I would definitely get pulled over.

Oh, true. You could probably turn more than like Dalton could with his setup that he'd like daily. That's true. Well, not after we did it correctly, but I'm saying what he would have been used to driving. Oh, maybe, yeah. I got to say, I think I went a little ways the opposite. Once I really got in there and had to use it, it's a pain in the butt. Still happy he blessed me.

Still love Cleat. And I'm glad he did it because it's fucking hilarious. But it's a little bit annoying. My fenders are all chopped up. My dad actually was the most like, I just can't believe. Just can't believe your vet. It's total. I don't know.

Yeah, actually, it's grown on me. It's fun having a cool vehicle. It's very similar to driving the sema truck, the legendary sema truck we had around. People are staring and then they're really staring and then they're talking once you hop out of it. I told Cletus, if he really wants to bless me, he could buy me in a vent door that has the, doors that go up, but take the doors that go up off and put normal doors on. So he'd unbless it. That'd be a fair trade. And that'd be a great friend. Oh, you got me. You unblessed the event of door. That would actually suck. If you actually had an eventor and then say next year we'd do this again.

And he shows up, say you have an eventor and he just puts a normal doors on it. That would suck. I'd be like, dude, I bought this freaking thing. Just how I could have doors that go up. And now I'd look like a Corvette. Yep. So I was like, if you need some ammo, that's an idea. That's something you could do for. for me. You could trade in my Porsche on a... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, definitely. It just by it all right. Just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to fully commit to it, but... I'm starting to feel a little blessed. At first, I was pretty upset just because I really

wanted to rip the car. And I didn't really look at it right away because I was just like, God, this sucks so much. But now after looking, it was all rusted and bondoed and scabbed together anyway, so it's going to be better in the long run. In the long run, anyways, yeah. I was kind of under the impression. I thought it was pretty solid. which goes to show how close I looked at it. But yeah, once you see where the fenders are blown out, there's just like rust falling out of it and stuff. So it's like, it'll be good for the program in the long run.

It is probably a, what, 45-year-old vehicle? 85. 41, yeah. I can't believe when that wheel fell off. It's in our Instagram reel. When the wheel fell off and took off, we have like all of our merch workers cars. And Nate has a really sick blazer.

Yeah. Blazer SS is clean. And the wheel came, wobbled at it, and then wobbled away, and then went down the line and almost hit our Sprinter van and then hit the megaphone Corvette. But the megaphone part. Yeah, that was so lucky. It could have like a merch worker's car right on their door and like, yeah, really fucked it up. Especially, I mean, his too is like he's really proud of it. It takes its car shows and stuff like that.

A sick car. And now I really felt bad. You come to work and then you get a door through your tire through your door. I guess in the big picture, the most disappointed I am is the way that George hit that tree, he was turning around. I thought he was like drifted into the tree, which would be kind of cool. He literally just like, I don't know. It's all right, George. There is a lot of debate in the comments.

I don't know if you guys have, like, read the comments. It is actually taken the internet by storm. TikTok, Instagram, pretty much any comment section that you look at is kind of like war. Yeah, it's divided. It's very divided. You know, obviously we got people are saying that we went harder. You got people saying that Cleet went hard. You got people just saying that there was no touch.

Got people saying that we had no touch. There's got people saying it went too far. People saying they didn't like it at all. There was useless destruction. People saying that it was the best thing that we've ever done. Exactly. A lot of people were saying, yeah. There's so many opinions, and I actually can't get away for it.

I'll go on Facebook, and I'm just scrolling, and I'll see, like, Ford Raptor group. Really? And they'll be like a picture of my truck. I'm like, hey, that's mine. And then all these people are like, what the fuck? Who would do this? Like, all this is me standing next to the truck. They probably think I've wanted it.

Yeah. And then I'm scrolling on Instagram, and I see Vaughn posted the thing saying that I ratted him out. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Now I'm a fucking rat. Like, it's like, I do want to clarify on that. I didn't rat. I mean, I did rat him out.

But I unintentionally rat him out because I didn't want to take credit for his prank. Like, what would have been worse? me, like, Cleetus thought it was us. So I was like, no, that wasn't us. And I should just said it wasn't us. But instead I gave him credit because it was like a crazy prank. I didn't want him to. Yeah, Vaughn never told us.

Don't tell him that it was me. Yeah, I kind of figured. I'm like, bro, he posted a whole video on his channel about it. I guess he made him found out earlier. He posted that when we posted ours. It wasn't like a predetermined thing. Oh. So it was just like, yeah, Cleet just got home and was like, dude, you guys,

you guys painted my driveway too? Yeah. It was just going. C.J's like, no, that wasn't us. That was Vaughn figuring that Vaughn would want to be like gotcha. Yeah, exactly. Like a gotcha moment instead of CJ being like, yeah, yeah, we did that. Imagine I did that.

Then I would have been actually mad then, yeah, if I was him. Yeah, then it's just like you're just stealing somebody else's prank. Yeah, and there works. So I didn't want to do that. So that's why I said that, but I messed up. I should have said that wasn't us because then I was now, now I'm a fucking rat, dude. That's not good. Snitches did stitches.

I've been seeing that comment. Yeah, and I've been craving cheese and shit, like, all day yesterday. I was eating, like, chips and queso, and I was just watching football. Swiss. It was. Yeah, you were like, oh, my God, I am a rat. Yeah, I realized that. And I had to own up to it.

That's why I post on Instagram, I'm like, I'm a fucking rat, dude. Like, I'm sorry. I apologize. I was trying to just clear some things up, but. Yeah, you thought you were doing something good? Exactly. Turns out. I unintentionally am a rat.

Yep. You live your whole life, just fucking lip sealed. and then just one little moment. Your little fucking rat. Measel. Yep. Reading Cleet's comments, I was like, man, guys chill out. It was funny.

People were actually really upset about the Porsche, which had no damage. That was the chillest thing ever. Yeah. An undoable prank. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not the first time your Porsche has been there. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I think maybe that's what people don't understand is like, I guess, what it's been through. Did the Denali get broke? again over the weekend? It was broken still. I don't think it's been fixed. We haven't touched it. It doesn't move. I mean, I drove it the other day, but... So I will say this.

Cletus did call up C.J. and I and he said, yo, anything that's broken, I'll wave the white flag. He did say it'd fix it. I'll fix it. He didn't necessarily say, I feel bad about it. He actually didn't say that at all. He doesn't feel bad about it one bit. But he just said,

I'll bless you guys. Again. Again. Wow. If you send me all of your vehicles that are broken. And I said, that seems dangerous. That doesn't always coming back with Lambodores, which would be sick. I know. I go, yeah, I don't know if you need to bless us again.

I think we're good. Dude, that's a lot of good with Lando doors. Open for the El Camino. Okay, let's send it to him. Might come back faster. Habaci auto that thing. He did say, I'll get worse.

I'll get it right. So it's hard to say exactly what that means. Watch them just only put the doors on and then send it back. He's tight up the wheels. studs. That's it. That'd be the funniest thing. No, but we've been, we're still, we're still buddies and we're all, we're all still laughing. Like, dude, Cleetus has been sent in so many videos of little rip on his dirt bike. Dude, he's ripping. Yeah, he's living up to his name, bro. He is ripping. And he's absolutely loving it. So, I mean, that's cool to see. And, uh,

we've been texting and having fun. And I, I think some people maybe think I'm actually salty. I'm not. It was just, I don't know. It's just part of the life. It's just part of the life. And I was just, I don't know. It's been fun. I'm happy that everything went the way it went. A couple L's, but a net W.

A net W. Dude, I'm glad this happened, dude. I fucking have this truck that everyone's talking about. Like, what more could you want as a YouTube guy? I think we got to continue these prank wars. And we just got to do it bigger. We should do it to a BMW next. Mm.

You know what would look really good with Lambo doors? What? A cyber truck. I know. That looks so good. That would look really good. You know what really looked good with Lambodores is an Avenidor. That'd be sick.

That's what we need. Is it a Venador in the shop? Habachi Auto out the stock hinges and put in those. Maybe I'll get in a Venador next. That way I can actually have the doors. That'd be a pretty baller setup. Spending, how you feeling? I see you're kind of moving.

You're looking with your shoulders. I feel like I should be in a neck brace. I'm glad you're not. Yeah, no kidding. You are good. Feeling like I shrunk a couple inches maybe. Well, you're chilling. I'm chilling, yeah, I'm chilling.

Just slightly compressed on the spine. Stiff. Stiff. Spinning at a rough week. Dude, a bad week. Big week. I've been telling you, riding quads isn't as easy as I make it look. Riding dirt bikes isn't easy either.

Yeah, well, that's your home sport. That's your home sport. We'll start with dirt bikes. you're comfortable in two wheels. Four is a foreign territory. Tell the story of your dirt bike trash. Yeah, the dirt bike one. You're out testing the new track.

Yeah, so the new track, pretty fired up. So me and Mike head out, we're screwing around, we're cruising around, just play ride, not really doing anything crazy. And there's like this little tiny double that's new. And so I jump it to the side and I like almost clear it. I jump it to the side and almost clear it. And I'm like, oh, that thing's just, that's just a little popper. I'll just, I'll hit that real quick just for fun.

I would say, so tiny. in height, not that tiny in length. Yeah, it's probably like 70 feet. It's an all or nothing double. It's like a 70 foot mandatory double. And I was like, oh, that's, I thought it was chill. Pretty aggressive land. It was more

aggressive. It's a popper too. Yeah, it was more aggressive than I had it realized, and I came in a little too slow, and Mike was sitting up on the top, and I just came in a little too slow and just fully frame-case it as hard as I possibly could. And because it's a fresh build on the

track, the dirt was soft. So I just sunk in. I just sunk into the dirt. And I was like, oh shit, I'm going over the bars. So I literally just jumped off the front of the bike, landed like on my feet. And then the bike kind of did like a stopie and slammed into me and landed on top of me. So then Mike rips over. I can see like I roll on my back. My visors all broken. There's dirt everywhere. I'm rolling around on the ground. And Mike rolls over to me. And I'm just, because the bike landed on my ribs. Oh my. So I'm just rolling around.

I can't breathe. Can't breathe. And I'm like giving Mike the thumbs up and I take my goggles off. And then I like go and I spit and it's just red. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I'm like my mouth is bleeding somehow. I didn't know from where. But I can't breathe.

So I'm spitting blood and I'm just like, oh my God. I actually thought my ribs were broken because I couldn't breathe. And I was in so much pain. Jesus, Ben. Holy crap. This is way more aggressive than you originally told me. I know, it was gnarly. It was gnarly.

My side still is all like bruised up and cut up from it. I don't believe your thumbs up anymore. You're like the exact opposite of Ken. Like Ken will like trip and then he'll go, ah, and we'll go, Ken, are you okay? And he'll go, no. Well, you'll know, I'll tell you. A light rear end. My neck.

Yeah, oh my God. Ken, are you okay? No, no, I'm not okay. And then we're like, oh, fuck. What do we need to do? to make you okay, you know? Like, how do we, how do we assess this? Spenny has the nastiest pile up you've ever seen

is on his feet before the bike's done crashing, giving you two thumbs up. And then he's like, oh, just kidding, I think my ribs are broken. I'm like, what the fuck? Well, that's not a double, that's not a double thumbs up scenario. I know, I know.

It's like at least maybe a one. So Mike rides over. He didn't actually get the crash on, on camera. But it was a gnarly one. Bike landed on me. But he got me spitting blood and I'm just rolling around in the dirt.

the next day we were going to shoot the new Moto gear and I was like well I can't miss that so I had to power through all sore and didn't really hit my head but landed on my neck and like hurt my neck a little bit so I I was recovering all week and then we decided to film some four wheelers on Friday and uh just all talent went out the window well I don't know two extra wheels and it's like you'd never

rode anything before true yeah true I mean four wheelers are hard. Four wheelers are hard to ride. I heard it here first, baby. From a dirt bike guy. I was trying to ride it like a dirt bike and you can't ride it like a dirt bike. No, you can't. And you found that out in like 33 seconds. A whole other skill. A whole other skill.

We hop on it. We're riding around. We're riding around the drift track. Like doing nothing. Just warming them up. Just warming them up. And Spenny manages to roll his and he ran away from it. Yeah. High speed. That was super. Jumped off.

jumped off and ran away in cowboy boots. Ran away in Brunt Cowboy Boots. That was some real athleticism. I don't think you showed there, but this is a new concept spinning. You got four wheels that can flip. I mean, and the last time I had rode quads was, I mean, the last time my parents pulled me off of them back when I rolled, that's when I rolled back in the day. So from there on, it's been two wheels. So right back onto it, rolled it just like old times.

It's like old times. A lot of adversity to become a quad guy, dude. A lot of rolling. Yeah. And then, yeah, we go out, film the rest of the day, have an absolute blast. Good time. A blast. All the boys on four-wheelers.

Don't read it, Ryan. Mob. Can I read it? No, no. Can I read it? No. Just let the people know what it is. Let them know.

Let me just read it. I was confused. I don't, I must they hit my head. Yeah, I don't know. This did seem a little strange. Let me just go back here. Let me see. Fuck.

That was one of the most fun days filming I've had in a while. Evan Chef post six hours on a quad. Yes. Did anybody not have fun? Spennyum was just wads, or you did wad up multiple times, but like, you had fun?

Dude, a blast. That's what I've been saying, boys. How about you? Quad life. I'd say it was, it was really fun until I got just drenched in mud, and then it got a little...

Yeah, but you did that to yourself, though. Yeah. Part of the fun. Yeah. You got that pressure washer shower to look forward to. Well, it started off by me getting pushed into the mud, mud. And then you just had to you... And then it was like, okay, I'm just here. This is my life now.

You were doing real wheelies. You were covering the footbra. You actually did some... Yeah, I was impressed. I'm learning. I was impressed, Ken. But then, yeah, the boys ripped and we went out to the Moto track, and there was the new double, double, double section. And we're on farm quads off marketplace.

Like, they're good, but they're not... Haven't had a carb clean in years. They're not factory race bikes that you should put all your trust in. So we feel out this line and I go, I hit it few times. Every time I hit it when I landed, the throttle blurbed a little bit. Just because I think the landing was so abrupt, it would like bog out a little bit, but then it would always pick back up and carry enough speed to clear it. And then Ben was like, I think I'm going to hit it too. And I was like,

oh, let's run it together. Like that'll be a sick clip. We'll hit them together. Like, these are big doubles. I mean, you don't want to hit these on a four-wheeler. Like, definitely not a utility. So I go in front of Ben. Shouldn't, I guess. Yeah, you shouldn't. And I go in front of Ben and we drop it. And we drop in. I hit the first one, perfect. Hit the second one, perfect. Land, and I land on the gas. And the thing just goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I'm just like, oh, shit. I'm like, oh, shit, do I break? Or do I just go for it? Like, what do you do in that scenario? You're going to case no matter what. Breaking wouldn't have been better, I don't believe. Breaking wouldn't have been better because you have the speed that you're rolling. So I was like, you know what?

I'm just staying in it. I'm staying in it. So I stayed in it. And just my wheels came up a little bit too short. short. I just landed and the suspension case and the shock just was like, it gave a full negative reaction and put it back into the bite, put it back into the quad and buck the quad into the air on the rear and it hit me and I just, there's no way I was going to hold on. And I just fully laundered straight over the bars straight to my head.

It was not. Didn't hit my head. And then in the whole time of that happening, I'm flying off and I land on my head. And then I like, I remember looking and I remember seeing the two wheels coming towards me. So I remember just trying to. Yeah, I was just fighting back. So I remember just trying to roll out of the way. And I think CJ said it ran over my legs or something. It did. Just to get this straight spain. Did you say you landed on your head, but you didn't hit your head? I didn't hit my head hard, but I landed straight on my head. I believe you. I just, I don't know how those two things work, but sorry, carry on. I think what it is is, is it's a shred 80 tuck and

roll. Like you're landing on your head, but you're not really hitting your head, but you're like, deflect off it a little bit. Yeah, you're deflecting off of it. And I just fully just compressed my whole neck. So now I'm like, so I feel so stiff. And right as it happened to it, you'll see in the clip my like, I Charlie Horse my right shoulder so hard. So my right arm, like I couldn't lift it up. And I was like, oh my God, my shoulders out. And that was honestly all that really hurt at them in the moment was my right shoulder just because it was so Charlie Horse. But again, you know, I, I threw up the thumbs up just to, because I didn't,

it's a bad crash like that. I don't want anybody freaking out like too hard. I do feel a little. If I'm not going to die. Feel a little responsible for it because when I sourced that wheeler, it is bone stock Yamaha. I think even the original tires,

the only thing aftermarket on it, it's got a cheap carburetor. Dude, and worst. That thing was just blurbling every time, but I was having so much fun. I didn't really want to go the last time, but it was,

I was having fun. So I was like, oh, screw it. I'm having so much fun. I got it to hit it again. Like, that was so much fun. I got to do it. One more time. I could have to know.

Yeah, but I don't know. It was gnarly. It's been a rough week on the neck. Yeah, we're taking it real easy. You're taking it easy this week. I'm going to handcuff you to a chair. Yeah, I was going to say, Spenny, I think you are. You're on probation.

I don't know if I'd say benched. You can still be a part of it, but you're definitely. Expectating a little more than you're off the motorized vehicles. Yeah. Yeah. I was also going to say. I don't know if it was much of a tuck and roll. No, it was a slumpian.

It was a scorpion. It was more of a bend. It was just a, like, you landed on top of your head. It fucking went like this. Yeah. And then your body kind of just collapsed on top of itself. I just did some, I was realizing this morning, I actually snapped my GoPro mountain half.

Yeah. Like it's fully snap. On top of your head? No, like I have it one under the visor. I have it on the front of my helmet. And it fully snapped the plastic mountain half. Jesus. But somehow the GoPro stayed on.

But yeah, it's been a rough week. Luckily, I've had like probably five or six chiropractor appointments within the last, like, three days between Ben's dad and CJ's dad. Luckily, they're both really good and they know what they're doing because they're getting me back. I'll be back within three, four-day turnaround. I mean, yeah, you were saying you were like feeling like 15% better every day.

Yeah, every day. I was like, that's pretty good, dude. Like, that's pretty quick turnaround, all things considered. Yeah, the first night was pretty rough. I had to move my head with my hands to like move on the pillow. I couldn't actually like lift my head up doing good. I hate that shit. I can already see the comments.

I want to talk to the people listening. I promise you guys, we will never, where this video hasn't came out yet, but we will never spoil a video for you. Please don't feel like us talking about two crashes and riding four wheelers is going to spoil the video. It's going to be good. Because like literally I'm there and I'm,

I'm excited to watch the video because it's done so well. Hearing about one crash will not ruin the video for you. Oh, yeah. Like every, I mean, it just seems to be a common theme. People don't spoil the video. Only talk about what has happened. But like, we're just getting you hyped. Trust me.

We didn't spoil. There's so much other shit that happens. Dude, yeah. You're going to want to see it. So yeah, I'm glad you're okay. Yeah, exactly. And you have heard about 11 seconds of it. Yeah.

So, yeah. It, uh, it was fun. time though. Just glad all my boys are getting into the quads, you know? Dude, yeah. I guess it's hard to say. Would people rather hear about, like, after they've already watched the YouTube video, us just explaining exactly what they watched? They're pretty vocal about it. They don't want to hear what happens next week. I mean, some people. Some people are. And that's what I'm telling those people who feel that way. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm telling those people, don't worry, dude. I mean, we typically try to talk about things. Like, if we're

talking about something that they've already seen. We're trying to add context to it and go deeper than what you were able to show on the video. And I mean, when you're talking about something before it happens, I feel like we're pretty good about not saying every little thing. Like, there's so many other segments that we've filmed that we won't talk about because that would actually spoil the surprise. Exactly. But I mean, this, trust me. Yeah, there's a bunch of things that, yeah, you know. I wanted to say that. Because I already know people are like, oh, What the fuck? But yeah.

Doing everything I can to recover because we got a big week, I think. Tell your mom to call Ben. No. He'll get a buffed out. No. I want, I'm just as upset. Yeah, exactly. They can team up and be like, I know.

We need to, we need to. Spencer? Yeah. Yeah, you already know my mom is barking at me hard. Yeah. I bet. I don't blame her. I take it the worst of everyone, too.

I get it the worst of everyone. What upset your mom? She's an angel. But yeah, it's going to be a sick vid. The four-wheeler challenge is going to be good. Everybody had a blast filming it. Turns out those things are actually pretty fun. I might actually grab a four-wheeler.

Gosh, I don't know, Spenny. Just a cruiser, not a jumper, just a cruiser. I'd say you're better on two wheels. Yeah, well. I don't want to see you go down that road. Stay away. You could try to meet in the middle. Try it.

Yeah, three-wheeler. Three-wheeler. Then you're hit by everybody. I wonder what our percentage of audience is like four-wheeler riders versus dirt bike riders versus three. I mean, we already know like the three-wheeler is such a rare, small demographic. There's no chance we have a large portion, but like, you know, obviously of our riding portion of audience, you know, obviously not everyone has a dirt bike or a four-wheeler. But I wonder what the split would be. I'd assume dirt bikes would be more of them.

but also like it's a lot more common to just have a four-wheeler for getting around the farm or whatever. You know, like if you're a person who lives out in the country, most people have a four-wheeler. I think it's what you identify as. True. A side-by-side guy? As a four-wheeler? Right. Yeah.

Or a dirt bike. I bet most are side-by-siders. I bet you there's a large portion of side-by-siders too. I think that's going to take over the whole farm four-wheeler. Utilities. Yeah, you're right. I'm just saying if you're going to go out and you're going to buy expensive side by side. Brother, just buy a TRX.

Just buy a cheap car. No, buy a TRX. It's true. The TRX is probably, yeah, I mean, you finance that shit. The ultimate farm rig? It's just an ultimate rig. It's just the ultimate rig. 700 horsepower at that price range is insane.

I'm not surprised the jumps didn't bend it back a little more, but you know, we'll get there. Big week for your siege. It's my last. Well, no, it's not this. I guess, I mean, it is. a big week. You're right, Ken. Next week I get married. No, wait. Next weekend. Oh, yeah, this podcast. You're right. Currently, it is a very big week.

Got a lot of stuff going on. I'm getting married on Saturday. So that's really exciting. The day's finally here. It's crazy how fast it's just like came up, you know, been engaged for like a year and four months. Really? It just flies. Like, I mean, you feel like you have so much time, but Ben's already been talking about it enough with his wedding. But it's just, there's so much that goes into it and Alexis has been doing a lot to get it ready. So it's a good thing that I have her. I've been busy though too. I mean, there's a lot of stuff I need to like button up before all this. And Ben's dad, who's my uncle, is actually going to be the ordained. The officiant? The officiant. Really? No way?

This is the third wedding he's done now? He's never good at it. Oh, I thought he did. Let me do your brother and sister. No. This is his first time. no way yeah yeah he he uh he was pretty nervous he's pretty nervous yeah but he's gonna be great he's a good talker yeah he'll do good i mean we were trying to figure out who we were gonna have do it uh because we're not getting married in a church you know we wanted someone at least like that knows us or someone close and alexis was just like i just really think that uncle jason is the guy for the job initially i was like i don't really want to do that to him like i don't want to make him have to It's a very, it's a big, like I feel like that's a lot of responsibility.

But then, you know, it just kept getting closer and closer. And then she just asked him and without even really, you know, I said like, yeah, he would be good. I just more so don't want to put that amount of pressure on. Yeah. You know, in responsibility. And then she asked him and then he said yes. So then I was like, yeah, that's perfect. If he wants to do it, that's perfect.

Because I do agree he'd be really good. And she just really looks up to like Ben's parents. And I do too, you know. Well, I know he's honored. Obviously, it's like the greatest honor you could have. Yeah, unless you can, then it's just an inconvenience. Yeah, my first vote was Ken. I wanted Ken to do it.

I don't think I have the life experience quite at this point of my life to put somebody through that and like... To put somebody through it. Ken's going to be up there with me. That is an understandable explanation. I think Jason has so much more life experience. He's gone through calling him old. And it's, it's not. not a joke. That's the thing. Exactly. When I initially proposed that, I was mostly joking when I was

like, I want Ken to do it. Like, yes, that would have been hilarious for the video, but like a lot of it I'm going to have to kind of just rely on you guys. Like, you're going to be filming it, whatever, uh, doing your thing. But hopefully we film it. And I want it to be like a good YouTube video too at the same time, you know? So I want to be like Ben's. Like Ben's turned out really good, like I think. And I think that Mike's turned out really good too. Like there was memorable, cool things that happened. Well, hopefully my neck's healed up for. then. What do you plan on doing? Head banging? Something.

Got to get on Pepton. We do got to have a meeting about that this week. What? Yeah, we do. It's kind of became like a TikTok trend at this point of people wanting to get Ken to be their efficient. I've seen those kids. No, I'm, that is. I think there's a lot.

Pop it up. There's one couple. There's a lot. There's a lot of people that want to get married at our shop. Yeah. I actually don't have TikTok. So I don't see any of that. Honestly, you've been tagging me and some TikToks, Ken.

That's actually not me. I've been getting tagged by some Ken Matthews' TikTok accounts. I genuinely don't have a TikTok account, so anything that's claiming it's me is fake news. There's a fake Evan on Facebook that goes ham. The guy posts like three times a day. But it just, it says Evan's chef and it's you. I pretty sure he's making money too.

Ooh, that kind of sucks. It's one thing if it's like a clipper, you know, kind of promoting you. But I'll just see. you like a random like it's like you and nicky off of your snapchat story great weekend and it's like yeah great weekend it's got like 25 000 likes and i've so many people asking me like that has gotten flagged so many times and it like just still is around dude ev at first i thought it was you well for like actually a couple months and i just thought holy shit i'm so happy evan is

finally like posting these legendary clips Well, most of them are taken from my Instagram. I know, I was just like, damn, Ev is just like repurposing. I thought it was like, well, he was being really proactive. A lot of is like so old. It's like the new post, but it'll be a four-year-old. He's syndicating his content. Yeah, I saw that.

Put it on different platforms. Ev is like, when is he doing this? I was like, I can't believe I haven't seen him doing this yet. I just searched up your name, Ev, and I came across a Facebook post from November 2011, 15 years ago. I almost got excited knowing they get to ski in three days. but then I remember that it is at Spirit and it sucks. It'll be filled with gappers and we will get yelled at for jumping,

going too fast, and skiing backwards. Yeah, they used to be so mean at the beginning of the year. Why would you even post that? I almost got excited. I mean, it definitely got the people. You were just young. Yeah, dude, I posted some dumb shit on Facebook.

I'm not good at math. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I was young. Dude, Ryan and Ken had some legendary Facebook posts. Oh, yeah. It is cringy every time you see the memories pop up. Ken got me into social media, dude. It's so... It's so cringy watching the Facebook memories.

Dude, I got blocked from Ryan's Facebook account because you didn't want me seeing it in the post anymore. All right, okay, day 46 of asking at C-Boys TV to let me and my fiancee come out to their compound and get married by Big Ken. So it's all one person who's just posting every day. I don't know. I guess I've seen it. I think I've seen, like, multiple people do it.

I've seen a few requests for bachelor parties at the C-boys compound, too, which, oh, yeah. Of course, we get inquiries about all kinds of things every day, but that would go pretty hard. Dude, this has just been the year of weddings, though. I mean, between Gav, marrying Miss Heather and then Ken marrying Gavin's mom. Gab marrying this new, nope, nope, they're not married yet. They're not getting married. Even the hell was that, Ken? Yeah, there's four weddings total.

Me getting married and then CJ. Gavin will be married again before the end of the year. There still is two months after my wedding. So, like, yeah, there's a pretty high probability with, like, our current rate that there, someone will sneak one in. Someone could sneak one in at the Little White Chapel. Yeah. We do have one more Vegas trip on the schedule for this year. So Gavin might get married there again.

Yeah. One can dream. Do you have any advice for me, Ben and Mike? Well, I'll tell you this much. Coming up to this big moment. And Ken, Ken's been married to. And to anyone else that's probably getting married just. at any point in the future.

Obviously, everyone says it. It goes by so fast. And it will be the happiest, best moment, best day of your life, right? It's trying to just remember that, I guess, going into it where Greta and I had it, like, set up where we had, like, so many things to do, like, during the day of. Obviously, you guys were a part of all of them. And, like, so many photos to take. I wish that we could, like, go back and almost kind of, like, chill on the,

like the photos and the scheduling of like every minute was packed and like be more present and be there to like enjoy it with the people that that came to celebrate you such as like go to the cocktail hour and like try and like meet people or like during dinner if there's like a little window for it try and go and like thank all the tables because that might be the only moment that you get to go and actually see like the people that that came to celebrate it it's inevitable the next day you'll reflect back and be like, I didn't even see so-and-so that came or, you know, I wish I could have went and thanked this person or spent more time or been more present during this. And obviously, it's easier said than done because there is so much to do. But like, Greta and I both said that

like the next day or in the following days. Like, ah, we wish that we could have been more present. Because, like, the reality of it is, like, the pictures are great and, like, setting up all this stuff is good, like for the video or the photos. But like, I don't know. It's something about being able to be present with everyone that's there. Yeah, I'm not going to drink until maybe the dinner. Yeah, I didn't drink until actually. And I don't even know if I'm going to drink like that much while I'm there.

But just because, well, the only reason I say that's because I got a text this morning. They were like, what do you want in your guys's room like before? And they were like, Bloody Mary's or Mimosas, this, that, whatever. and I was like, ah, probably just, you know, some beers and some mimosas for the guys. I'll take some beer. Something light.

But I was like, I mean, I'm not even going to drink any of it. I don't care, but, yeah. I would say Ben gave great advice for day of. Obviously, he's only been married for,

how long has it been now? Three weeks? A month. Month. Month in a couple days. Oh, congrats. Yeah,

and I'm really bad at this. Like, during the day, some people are stoked just to be there and, like, they won't even be mad if you don't say hi to them. But, like, I end up talking to people for too long.

Like, there's no need to be talking to, to one guest or a group for like 25 minutes, right? Yeah. You're good at that. Keep her moving. Yeah. Keep her moving. I'd say that. And then as far as, like, being married, you and Alex have, like, you're already, like,

pretty locked in. You've been living together. Like, you eat a lot of meals together, so that's good. But now, once you're married, you're actually locked in. So you might as well just, like, start being more, like, spontaneous. It doesn't mean you need to be less spontaneous. I'd say, like, be more spontaneous. Like you can just kind of like do whatever goof off go on random dates.

You can like surprise her and just like do whatever because you're locked in now. It's not you don't, I know you don't like think you have to like impress her because you've been dating for so long and engage. But like you can kind of like just really, really like be yourself. I don't know what I mean. You know, like you can just do whatever like be spontaneous. Yeah, that's good advice, Mike. Mike, nice. Ken, you've been married, you were married and divorced now.

Briefly married. Any advice? Considering that marriage in last, I don't think I can provide a helpful advice. Ken, when you were going into that marriage, like going up to the chapel, did you know it was a bad idea or did it seem like a good idea at the time? Oh, no, that was a terrible idea from the second it came up. Yeah, but in your head, did you feel that way? I was like, this is going to be my ex-wife. Even before.

Yeah. He was all pissed off because he didn't go into the meat locker. add some context to that, but yeah. Yeah, definitely. You wanted to hit the meat locker. You're going to be pissed. He wasn't actually pissed up. Everyone says, you know, that's going to be my future ex-wife.

And Heather just is my ex-wife. Heather. Jessica, Jessica. Holy actual fucking. All right. Heather's on his mind, though. Heather's clearly on his wife's name. Has anyone talked about the, so I was sold.

I thought you and her talk. about the divorce, but it turns out you didn't at all. No, because she, she, I'm just going to be rather blunt. She sent me such wild stuff. I just blocked her number. Oh my gosh, kid. You were like, yeah, by the way, guys, we're divorced. That's done, that's done.

And we're like, oh, damn, like that happened so fast. Turns out that was just your decision. Damn, you hit her with the block, though. I didn't know that. Yeah. Ken, pull up your block number list. I just want to see how big it is. It's long.

Like nobody has more people block than Ken. Oh my gosh. The king of the block. Just boom. Out of sight out of mine. Well, it's because my number got leaked on the internet. That'll teach that. I spent a lot of time and money getting that shit clawed back.

Why don't you just get a new number? That's kind of a pain in the ass. Think of how much stuff you have linked with your number. Your bank account. You're all your apps. It's a good point. Yeah, it's probably harder now to get a new number than ever. It's a thousand three hundred ninety seven.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh That's way more I was like it's gonna be a couple hundred I'm afraid it'd be like a good scroll That is insane Ken Jim man Ken

Is there any Is there any notable names on that list Other than obviously your ex-wife It's all numbers that I just don't have In my contacts list People would keep texting me And then calling me And then I couldn't use my phone

So I just have to keep blocking and blocking and blocking more and more contacts otherwise I just wouldn't be able to use my phone. Wow. I have seven. I've got 20. 79. I have 9.

60. 3. Span. That's cutting people off. I guess so. Damn. The dust. A thousand people block.

That's insane. Otherwise, I just wouldn't be able to use my phone because they would just keep calling, FaceTiming, texting. That is definitely. And it's not a single person that I know. That's a normal. Well, other than your ex-wife.

Actually, I don't know if we ever, like, publicly said that we didn't put Ken's phone number on there, but he thought it was close enough and people were guessing. No, it was close enough. People were guessing. There's no way. They were calling my number. They were calling numbers that were within the same range. Yeah, but like, not really how numbers work, though.

Who looks at it? Who looks at it and goes, oh, this didn't work? I bet this just numbers, number off. Well, these people just want to talk to you. So, like, they're just constantly, okay, that number wasn't actually a live number. So they just started calling every number that was like remotely similar to

it. I've just not buying that. It just seems like so outlandish that someone would do that. We got emails that other numbers that were similar also were getting blown up. So it's not fake news. Yeah. My grandma's number was one number off from the Ticketmaster number, or the Fargo Dome

ticketing system numbers. So on concert days, her phone would blow up. That sucks. Yeah, and she like, I mean, she... Answer every single one? Yeah, she was a, at that time, like a 75-year-old woman, like she lived and died by her phone. Like, she needed that. She's talking to her friends and doing whatever, and so it rang.

And then whenever there was a concert going live, you'd hear it on the radio and she'd be like, oh, phones off the hook today. Because it would just blow up. Smoker, see you got treats. Yeah, there's some donuts. Hell yeah, no eating on the pod. That's something for us to look forward to afterwards. What kind of donuts do we have, though?

Just send them over. We can are those pre-made? They're not Sandys. CJ, here's what you got to look forward to. Take a look at them. Well, I guess we'll podcast all day. Thanks, Mike. Yeah, thanks, Mike.

Just a nice gift coming in a smidge late. It says, oh, I'll bring donuts. That'll buff it out. Speaking of donuts, I actually found a funny thing that you can do. Like, when I go home in Canada, I'm in a big city. And it's actually kind of crazy, but you can go on Facebook marketplace and you can buy food off of Facebook marketplace. What kind of food? Like, dude, you can buy any food on Facebook marketplace.

You can buy a cake. There's people that bake cakes. You can contact them. You can say, hey, I need you to make a cake. I need all black icing with lettering on it. And they'll make it and they'll do it like perfect. Better than store bought. That makes sense because making a cake is art.

But what if I'm just like, I want sloppy joes? I don't know. But people make like, you could get like lasagna. There's Italian people on there that'll make, like, Italian dishes, and you can buy them. But I just found out about it. I thought it was weird. I don't think so. I think it's just a city thing.

Do they deliver? They'll deliver. So I found out about it because my girlfriend was having her 30th birthday, and this cake came. One of her friends got this cake, and I was like, where did you get this cake? Like, this is amazing. Like, it said ripped to my 20s on it, and it was all black. And it was like, it was super, super nice. And I was like, where did you get this?

And she's like, oh, I bought it on a marketplace. and I was like, what? And I was like, how much was it? We're buying use cakes on marketplace? He was like, 30 bucks. And so then I was like, I got to look into this because I was just so intrigued. I was like, that's crazy that you could buy it. And then I tried it.

And it was so good. Then I looked into it. And I found that you can like, there's people that are making cookies, cinnamon buns, like baked goods. You can get crazy baked goods off Facebook marketplace. He hasn't stopped talking about this all weekend. And everybody thinks it's weird. So next time I, when I go back home to Canada, I'm going to go.

I'm going to get some custom made cookies or something and I'm going to bring them down with me. You guys can try that here? Yeah, we can't do like custom baking here? Well, maybe you can. Maybe you can in Fargo. Toledo's coming down for the wedding. Yeah, I'm going to send her with that. I will. I'll get her to cook some up and

we'll get some custom cookies or something. You guys got to try them. It's crazy. It seems sketchy. Oh, yeah, no shit, dude. I've got some decorated sugar cookies. Yeah, custom cakes. Wow. Is that legal? what if they put their hair in it or something even worse? A lot of the places

you go and you buy it and you buy like a 12 pack and they come in a box like that with like a sticker and like they all have like a little Instagram bakery name like a lot of the people are baking you know for like a job and they just happen to throw it on marketplace and they're delivering it to markets and whatnot and all over. It's kind of like bridging the gap

you know you've seen where your buddy who's a car salesman is also posting the cars Yeah, you know, at the dealership on the thing. Exactly. And I think that's what it is. I can make cakes on the side too. Yeah. But crazy. Like $30 cake, I couldn't believe how nice it was and how good it was. And you can get like any flavor, any style you want strawberry, like freshly sliced strawberries on it. You can get that. Like, you can get anything.

Are they just like going to the grocery store buying a $20 cake and then just reboxing it? That'd be pretty funny. I don't think so. People who bake love to bake, dude. Because you can get full customer. So you could literally like that... You can from the grocery store too. Yeah, true, I guess you can. Look at that.

I actually... That actually does look really good. No, dude, it's crazy. I just, it's a new, a new door for me. So now I... Holy crap. I got, I got... It's a new zone that I haven't experienced.

So I've been... My full marketplace is just like... Cakes and... It's changed. Cakes, dirt bikes. Yeah. My algorithm... Spendie's going to go back to Canada and then come back and he's going to be a fucking chubby.

Yeah. There is an interesting gray area. Like you can sell baked goods without having to have like a food license. Yeah. I don't really know the specifics of it, but that's like when the servers at like some of the restaurants will like have cookies and they normally give them to us. But when they give them away, it's fine. But I think the lady at one of the other restaurants, she like sells them and has like a table put out. And she has to have like a whole health inspection for that.

Did you guys ever have bake sales in school? because they kind of really died when so we used to have baked sales and you know you bring brownies cookies bars whatever you want and like definitely whoever brought the best one stood out sold the quickest and then the law or whatever it was came out

they had to be like sanctioned wrapped whatever and so they basically just sold candy bars and they just died immediately after that fuck buying a candy bar raise your money. Everyone's like cool so I can buy a butterfinger here like kind of cool I guess but don't really care I can go to the gas station after school and get that. You guys remember cake walks when you'd go around and then you, it would be musical chairs?

Yeah. Then you would stop on a cake. Home with a cake? No. Dude, shit was gas. So what did you do? Like, what did they have? Remember, like, the old, like, carnival box chocolates?

Jack. Are you doing, Jack? Are we doing, kid? Good. How are you guys doing? And turn your head right and left. Yeah, we're good. Oh, you're way looser than me.

You're way looser than me. You're way looser than me. Feeling good. Clip it. I haven't. Oh, shit. Flip it. Oh, shit.

Got him. And we've got it. Oh, shit. First thing that popped up. What did you say? Pan. World's finest chocolate. Yeah, those are all right.

Those are good. Well, I'm not saying the quality of them. I'm just saying that's... That's what you had. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't remember ever selling them. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I've been seeing them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like what the fundraisers were for? Dude, I'm blanking on that. I bought a bunch of those one time, and they weren't that good. I like them, but I mean, yeah, at the end of the day, it's just packaged. Yeah, I know some little kid comes.

He's trying to sell some chocolate. One of the selling... They remember when we were in Miami and that kid came up to us trying to sell us chocolate, but he was just really just trying to steal our phones. Yeah. What? Yeah.

Dude, you know that money. Like, they were selling those overpriced candy bars that they just went to like CVS and bought like a, you know, like a big pack of them. Holy shit. And they were saying like for their basketball team or whatever, those kids probably weren't even in school. They were probably just... They stole your first.

phone, didn't it? Well, he tried walking off with my phone. Yeah. So he came up, we buy the can, and then he just grabs it off the table really slick and starts walking away. I grabbed his hand. I go, whoa, what are you doing? I snatched it out. And he goes, oh, I thought it was mine. Those kids probably, oh, they're professional con artists. Like, you know, they're finding suckers to buy their candy bars when they're probably not even in school. And then they specifically came up to us because I think we were having drinks and probably, how your phone probably looked like we were drunk and I had my phone sitting right there. Like, you know, they probably just look for if you put your phone on the end of the table and they just snatch it.

Remember we almost got robbed by teas? I was shortly after that, same day. I think it was the next day. We're only in Miami for like 24 hours. We always got robbed twice. No, it was the same. We did that and then we went to dinner and that happened. Miami's just like, I don't know if it was by teas, but he definitely let us, him and Maestro led us into.

Yeah, there was some weird shit going. on. They were about to basically take the camera. They were like, that's a nice ass camera. We referenced that. That's a nice-ass camera, bro. We're sitting here like, oh, fuck, here we go again. And then we release the footage, so now we're like really in it. So, boys.

Hold on. One second. What we go off this? World's finest chocolate is doing about $100 million a year in sales as a company. So they're doing pretty well for fun to raise it. Child labor. It's a little child labor, bro. You get a thousand kids. Also, do you know how many bars you got to sell to make a hundred? hundred million dollars chocolate bars like just think of what's a bar cost two bucks like oh i bet they're

they're making that stuff in bulk it probably costs them nothing no i'm saying what's the retail to do a hundred million like chella fuck tonne like if you're selling cars and you do a hundred million it's a lot different than selling chocolate bars yeah they're they're selling them two dollars a bar okay two bucks and they cost the fundraiser a dollar 20 so the fundraiser makes $1.20. I'd just rather, if you come and you need me to donate something, I'll just give you $20. What's your guys' favorite candy bar?

Cookies and Cream Hershey. Reese's stick. Evan, you can't say Snickers when you eat it upside down. I used that joke last week on candy. And I didn't even have a Snickers. But it had veins. It was a Reese's stick. It had veins on it.

I think we've mentioned this before. Statistically, Reese's is the most popular Halloween candy. I'd imagine it's also the most popular candy. That's actually my favorite candy. They have a chokehold on society. Apparently, the Reese's family is, like, pissed, though, because apparently they changed up the chocolate formula

or some kind of formula in it, and it no longer tastes like it should. But they sold to Hershey's or whatever, so, like, obviously, they can't change anything. But, yeah, they're the Reese's family. How sick would that be if you're like, yeah, my grandpa or my great. grandpa is one who created Reese.

Everywhere you go, you see them. Yeah, everywhere. The question is, is it Rees or Reeses? I feel like it depends where you are. Probably, yeah, you're right. Reesies. Reeses. You're a Reesis. It's true.

Maybe they've had to change the Rees is how you pronounce it. Like Ben's a big sour candy kind of I am. That's kind of, I'm more sour candy. You're always getting like sweet tarts and stuff. Yeah. Sweet tarts, the shockers. Yeah, you love that shit. Yeah, sour skittles, airheads.

Have you guys seen, sorry to change topic so fast. Have you guys seen the new episode of South Park? No. With the e-bikes. Yeah, it's funny, dude. So all the kids are ripping around on e-bikes and just like, I would imagine this is a real problem in the city or just suburbs. We live in the country, middle of nowhere, so we don't see it. They're just riding dirt bikes like real kids.

But there's just gangs of e-bike. Takeovers. E-bike take-overs. And they all wear like a mask. So they're just zooming around, chopping up. Those things are fast for like zooming around on a sidewalk around people, especially you give it to a 12-year-old kid who has no sense of repercussion. I see kids in Calgary dancing on the seat, just driving through the middle of traffic.

Doing wheelies? Yeah. Whoa. Doing wheelies. Yeah. But it was funny because they were like basically clowning on it. Yeah. It was just funny.

That's the most represented I've ever felt about South Park. I know. Like I was like, damn, this one's hitting me. I wish I'd do something. and you'd have to be so famous in order for them to make fun of you though. Yeah, they did a whole thing about Logan Pong and Cred.

Oh yeah. That'd be sick. That would be sick. Special. Yeah, it's hard to say if an e-bike meetup is quite as aggressive as like in Philly

when they all hop on banshees and they're taking over the street. Yeah, it's probably the same issue. Yeah. It's just more people are doing them now because there's this gray area. It's like, it's not a dirt bike. So it's like normal kids from normal family,

get these e-bikes and they're zooming around on the sidewalk they're not ripping like a dirt bike like a lot of these cities though they do have rules of like what can go how fast there's like different classes yeah yeah they are illegal in a lot of cities I'm sure there'll be more

rules and regulations that come they've been pulling out the heli they've been pulling out the heli they've been pulling out the heli on kids in Calgary and chasing them yeah you get in a way when they put the hellie no they pulled the heli out and chase them is there a video of this Was it on the news?

No, they don't do that in Canada where it's like goes live, live chases or whatever. First of all, they're missing out on great news marketing. Yeah. Great TV. Yeah,

there was some kid. I think he was like 16 or something and they like pulled a heli out and, and, uh, impounded his bike and, and arrested him. I'd imagine that they are impounding

those bikes left and right. Oh yeah, they are. They're impounding them left and right. You guys been seeing videos though? Yeah. Like, I just saw one this morning of a police officer

hopping on it and like, he rides and he gets some whiskey throttle and he loops it out. The classic YZ clip in your heart. Which is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one is a classic. Which literally doesn't make sense because when I used to be down in California,

I used to go ride on the streets with buttery films and all his boys. And we would ride actual 450s, downtown San Diego. And I was like the first couple times I was pretty sketched out. But then the more I did it, like the cops literally did not give us shit. Like you're on a 450 race

by jumping across a street and driving in between traffic and the cops just, they wouldn't even look at us. They would drive by and they just wouldn't even look. Probably just didn't want to do it. And if they did,

and if they did, they just like, they would look and they just go and they just keep driving. Wouldn't even stop. And now kids are just getting wrecked by the hellies. Damn, that's crazy.

It's definitely going up in Fargo, but it's like in a limbo right now. Like, in a good limbo. Like, kids are riding on the sidewalks, but there's not too many of them, and police don't seem to really care. Dude, every time I go through Fargo, it's funny when I see an eBay kid, he's wearing life-wide open stuff. Really? Is they a rapid? That's sick.

Dude, I see kids in traffic, and I'll roll my window down and be like, pop it up, and then they'll, like, be like, holy shit, speddy! And then they start, then they're like just going crazy. They love it. They're like shields the other day? Gosh, we couldn't even shop, buddy. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

There was a true. Every corner we turned. Me and Mike hit Shields. And we got our merchant Shields now too. I saw your story. Yeah. Sick. Yeah.

I got to go over and check it out. It's been a long time coming. We've been working in the behind the scenes for like eight months to get this stuff in Shields. And it was planned to be in September. But we walk around the corner and we're like, holy shit. It's here. It's all set up. Yeah.

Yeah, it's cool. Obviously working on getting them in all the Shields, but it's in Fargo, Grand Forks and like eight other locations. You have any pictures of it that you can pop up. Yeah, we got some photos. Yeah, I was stoked. The coolest part was seeing kids grabbing shirts and paint and buying them. Like we like there. Were you guys like directing them?

No, no, no. They were just like, they were just like, I was sick. I was like, yeah, we just got our merch in here. And the guy's just immediately like, gotta go get some. Yeah. Dude, I'm surprised they got it next to the hockey section. That's the one thing. Oh no, it's in the near the hunting.

It was where I thought it would be. Like it was, you know when like FXR and Climb got into Shields? It was kind of like by that. It was upstairs. Yeah, right up the stairs. like right immediately when you get off the escalator. So it was some pretty prime location and obviously we're just getting our feet wet. They got better shit than Zoomies already.

Like Zoomies needs to up their quantity, dude. Yeah, they do. Like whenever I go into Zoomis, which we've been in for like four years, most YouTubers, their merch isn't in there anymore because they couldn't sell that many, but we sell quite a bit of it. Every time I go in, there's none, like, they need to up that shit, dude. Zumis need to fucking put some shit on the shelves. Because people are buying it, clearly.

Every time I go in there. Well, I'll go to, like, a random city. Like, Alondra and I were in, let's say Florida. And I go in there and there's like one hat. And I go, hey, do you have any more of this? And they go, dude, people love that, that life wide open stuff. It's selling. I go, it's actually my, I like, tell them like, it's my brand.

Yeah, sure. And I can't. And I'm like, is there more? Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I'm like, yeah, we're trying to get more. And they're like, dude, we have people asking for it all the time. It's that it comes in and sold out instantly. Yeah, because they were seven shirts.

He ups. But yeah, that looks proper. That's a good display. Can you... Shout out shields, man. Shout out shields. Pop up the location of all the shields that we're in right here. Because it's like eight of them, right?

Mm-hmm. And so if it sells well in the eight that they're in, they'll continue to roll it out into the rest. How many shields is there? I think like 35. That would be sick. Which is crazy because we think that shields is so big because it's like the biggest, I guess, story in our area. And I think kind of the Midwest and they're expanding. but like dicks sporting goods is like they're everywhere

like 1200 stores or something something insane like that dude last time i was in shields uh i got punked you got punked in shield yeah i got punked crossed by this guy oh that's right yeah i'm here thinking i'm helping him out yeah and then double crossed me oh yeah that was when we were putting bubby in your house yeah but it all worked out because i ended up getting you didn't even let me get those Fish hooks. Yeah, dude,

fuck you, dude. Pumping you? I told him to put them back. I said, put them back, we're done. Put them back. We're going home and you get nothing. I did check out and buy some ammo,

but I said, you're not getting your thing anymore. You're not getting anything. Siege, it's what happens when you get got. Okay, so speaking of getting got, you guys saw what Cleetis like did to my Megaraptor.

Yeah, so it's out now, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's out. Like, not even really. bad, which I was stoked about. I did hear there were talks about butterfly doors, but the front fenders wouldn't, uh, they wouldn't allow it, which is good news for me. But they ended up putting a little tiny tires on it. Oh my God, dude, look at that thing. Dude, it looks like tiny when we put the tiny wheels on. It looks AI. It looks like straight up like, I don't know. You should run those.

It looks so clean without all the stickers too. I agree. So that kind of segues into my next thing. You know how we were like, you know, you popped up where it looks like white, black, red, like what should we do, right? So it's at GlassLife, and he calls me today and goes, yo, so you know how that has these inlays in the headlights, tail lights, and then there's like some also on the fenders?

Yeah. They're clear-coated over. Why? That's fine if you're going to wrap the whole thing. They vinyl overlaid the taillight, headlight, and then fenders with that low yellow. And then clear-coated it. then cleared over it.

That's weird. To your point, Ben, yes, if we were doing a full color. I was just going to go with a stealth PPF over the paint. And so now, yeah, kind of switching directions because he's like, if you were to do that, like the flow would show. Well, you just match. Just match the, like, wrap over it. Just have them wrap over it, and then you could stealth over the wrap.

True. If you can get, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess I could. If you get wrapped that color. So you're going to just do a. Matt Black. Was just going to do a stealth PPF over it. So it would be Matt Black essentially.

It would be like Matt Gray. The truck is gray. Yeah. Isn't that crazy that? Dude, I think red or white would look sick. Dude, I think red or white would look sick. I agree. So when I saw that picture,

the red. Yeah, the red looks sick, but obviously the bumpers. That was obviously like all paint metal. I don't know. I think you got to do Matt Black. You know what would look cool though, Mike?

If you, uh, like a snow camel. So it's white, Stormtrooper, snow camel. Because then like when you're bombing it in the snow and it's like going through deep snow and like what's just going to be great at, I'd imagine.

It just looked like a, I don't know. Pull this up. Maybe don't because I kind of want to do this, but I'll let you have dips. John Olson. Yeah, that thing was sick. Yeah, like that's a wide body kit. So sick. You did that on an Audi too.

Yeah, like that's sick. Mike, screenshot that. John, it's Ewan. It's Ewan. I thought you were scared. Oh, is it really Ewan? If you're from... Yeah, you can Sweden.

Wait, his name is Ewan? So, John, Ewan Olson is the one who started like douchebags and seen normal. Is that normal? Holy shit, boys. We just traded J.J. McCarthy for a 2027 fifth round pick. Wow, dumb moves by the Vikings. How is that dumb, bro? A fifth round pick?

A fifth round pick was all JJ was worth? That's tough for him. It was a four-year $21 million deal. I think we needed to send him out. Nice guy, but I'm kind of happy he's gone. So who? Holy shit. Who do we have now?

Well, we have Kyler Murray. We've Carson Wentz. A fifth round pick in a few years. Should have one more quarterback. I'm sure he got someone. Yeah, bikes are hot, but let's not talk about it because they won't be anymore. Yeah. Check it out.

The rendering's done. That looks sick. I think you should do that. That looks super. sick. All right, I'll see what I can do. That's almost what I initially just envisioned. I don't know why. I do like it. Yeah, I think that's sick, dude. I'd like to do that as well, too. If I was ever going to wrap something, that's what I would do. I'm not a big rap guy, though.

Dude, the orange next to the headlight is actually kind of cool. It's just kind of like a weird thing that took the green and made it orange. It's just AIing. Yeah, it's AIing, but I mean like if you did that little inside orange. Or red. Red would look better, but I don't think you can do red on the front. Mike, do you think your truck's going to be legal? That's a great question, brother. I guess we'll find out. I guess we're going to find out.

The wheels are well within the fenders, so there's that. I mean, they drive those military trucks down the road. Yeah. I think you're going to have an issue with the bumper height, because there is a rule for that in Minnesota. I have an issue with the bumper height on a lot of vehicles, though. I am going to, I'm going to push for it to be legal if I get pulled over for it. I'm just going to be like, no, it's legal.

Well, I mean, it's less illegal. I know what it works. It's less illegal than the Seema truck was. For sure, yeah. Right. Yeah, it's a badass rig, Mike. Congrats. He feels wheels weigh, thank you.

250 pounds. That's so heavy. Yeah. You need a forklift to put them on and off. That's what he said. So Colin's like, I need to get these out of the bed of the truck so that I can repowder that bull bar or the Baja bar. And he's like, I need a forklift to get them out.

Oh, because the ring on the wheels are also. Oh, you'll have to powder code those too. If I change the color correct, yes. Damn. It's a lot of work. Yeah. A lot of work. Maybe you could just use it as an accent.

I know. That was my thought. I was like, maybe I just, I never hated the flow. The only thing I didn't like about the flow was that the graphics faded over time. But I'll cook something up. Oh, also he filled the truck with packing peanuts. Yeah. And then he like told him, he told Colin that he's like, keep the packing peanuts in there.

That's not going to work. I have to take them out to like do what I need to do to the. the truck. So basically the truck's going to get back to me and just like, be clean. He pranked glass life, not me. Like, it's going to be fine. And it probably needed those wheels on it for the transport anyway. Yeah, I guess what they actually would have fit in on the trailer better, I guess, with those wheels. But yeah, either way, like, now I have like transport wheels if we ever need them. Yeah, true. Perfect. So we'll see. Is this the same truck that, uh,

Salamandrin had way back in the day? Do you guys remember that YouTube? Yeah, yeah. Because he had, he had a sick one too. I almost forgot about it. Is he still two? No, I don't think so. He's going to. Dude, he was the OG, like, rich YouTuber, rich guy that started a YouTube channel and had like a crazy car collection. Oh, maybe the all black.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all black. That one's sick. He's streaming. He just streamed. Mondrons. Ten minutes ago. It might just be, that's just a Raptor. I got it, like, some guy message me and he's like, hey, I used to work for Megaracks. I did the fiberglass. Like, I helped build that truck. I was like, oh, nice. And then I was like,

so is the MSRP on those actually 250? And he's like, yeah. That's crazy. What? $250K is what the MSRP on that truck. Is that what Jetky Ryan paid? I don't know. I don't know if you work to deal with them or what, but.

Holy that. Did it appreciate quite a bit? Yeah. Like, that's an insane price tag for a truck, bro. Are they still building new trucks, or is that just done? I don't really don't. They're not building many. I'll say that.

The good news is that if it ever breaks, like, it's just like F350 parts, you know, besides, like, the fiberglass. Like, I don't know how. It's got Carly's just. It's pretty cool though, Mike, because you'll probably never see one of those trucks in this. The only one I've ever seen ever. So you definitely got something rare. Heck yeah, fellas. Well, these donuts are staring at me and Jen is here with lunch.

So say we did her. And I say, we'll be back next Tuesday. To do her again. To do her again. Do we no more giveaway? It's all done. You guys fucking missed it. But there is more Moto gear to be had for all the stuff that isn't sold out.

go check that out if you already haven't. Okay, that's a wrap, boys. We'll see you guys next week. Peace.