Life Wide Open with CboysTV - We Started A Scholarship

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

In today's episode Jake Sherbrooke joins us to talk about his recent race win, and shows us a tik tok that catches Micah and Ryan off guard. Grandpa Ron started his own tik tok trend, and Ryan lets everyone know why he didn't shave his head too. Then we dive into our scholarship we started at a local trade school NDSCS, the wheel falling off the hoonicorn, favorite and wild subscriber encounters and so much more. See yall next week. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code WIDEOPEN at http://www.shopmando.com! #mandopod #ad Follow us on Instagram @cboystv and @lifewideopenpodcast To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stop. Do you know how fast you were going? I'm going to have to write you a ticket to my new movie, The Naked Gun. Liam Neeson. Buy your tickets now. I get a free Tilly Dog. Not included. The Naked God. Tickets on sale now. August first. Well, welcome back, guys, the Life Wide Open podcast. I don't even know what number this is. We've been doing it for years. But we have a special guest on. If not, the most frequent guest of the Life Wide Open podcast, Jacob. brook thanks boys i got i got something right away okay i was scrolling tictock literally right before i came here and you guys have a video going viral right now really yeah it's our own video i don't even know it's i i for a second thought you guys posted i'm like oh this isn't even their account it's got like 4.2 4.5 million views i'm my airplay it right there your mom's boyfriend that's me baby cat you would name your phone that yeah no it's dynamite dude because

every time i airdrop someone at the airport it's like your mom's boyfriend wants to air drop you a photo let's click on random people you'll be doing that too yeah here we go I beg Kylie Jenner it says for those I beg Kim Kaye

Hey oh my god 4.2 million holy shit Mike it's got a ton of likes too 177,000 people like that

Holy This is pretty well known What are the comments? What are the comments? Look, 4.2 billion The comments

Wait, did you post that? No, no, you liked it. I liked it. Okay, that is freaking funny.

Holy fuck. Whoa, the top comment at Ryan's sister. Oh, man. First, isn't that Micah? Now his Hummer?

I did say that one time. That's pretty wild. Of all the things I was like, expecting it was not that same i was not expecting that dude i love how just it goes kind of hard too yeah i was got to get hyped up and then it's some villain music it takes you a second too and like okay mike dot dot dot oh i love all they found it how many likes is this or abuses this have uh yeah that's absurd 4.5 million 4.2 million but there's 177000 likes which means that many people must have got the joke that's amazing like you wouldn't like it

Unless you got the joke. That's pretty awesome. That is true. Holy shit. There's an Instagram real that this guy posted a while ago. And it's like a crotch rocket and then it's got like a for sale sign. And then it's just like above it, it says like when the C-Boy show up to buy your crot-rock and Evans already got his helmet on.

The guy's like running away with the for-sale sign. And it's got a ton of likes. And I was just like, that's so funny that like there's that many people out there that just get the joke. Yeah. And, like, we're on the inside. Yeah, it's like an inside joke that almost of that just a large amount of people understand. That's what's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

I'm not, I'm not hating on his content at all. Like, this is a trend. But, like, I don't really understand the whole, like, owning bikes and then making reels, but, like, not ever riding the bikes. Like, he obviously rides, but he only posts videos of him, like, doing, like, skits. And they're all very funny. Just with a dirt bike. But, yeah, just, like, with a dirt bike. dirt bike and it's just like live memes i don't know mike you got plenty of bikes that you don't ride

so you can't really yeah i guess but like i'm not just posting videos like next to them but like like again they're funny can't have a tripod filming you when you're riding true i mean you could actually but maybe not as easy well i was not expecting it to take that direction you kind of came I thought what you were going to bring up is that we're also going slightly viral on TikTok we started our first trend on TikTok it has to do with you two actually Ben and I yes oh kids are shaving their heads kids are shaving their heads we got some emails too that were just like yo I love grandpa on I want to support I'm going to shave my head no way send some picks this is this is the first guy good old Chris

Let's go Chris. He did it. Nice. Did it for Grandpa Ron. Like that. And then we got this guy here. Amazing. Amazing.

Wow. This guy's that big of a fan that he's going to shave his head but he spelled C-boys wrong. That was this a type of. Well, he was just excited. Dude, we need to send this to Grand Paran. He's going to absolutely love that. Thank you, guys.

That is really nice. So then this kid. No way. Yeah, he looks tough. He did like a trend that he was like if I get a hunt. that he was like, if I get a hundred likes, I'll shave my head. It's at 69. The updates.

Damn, dude. You look good, too. What the frick, dude. Kids with shaved heads look great. I know, dude. And then there's another one, too, that says, put a flag next to your name for Grandpa Ron and a ton of people. Wow.

So Grandpa Ron is really, uh. Dude, that's crazy. We need to send them those. That's pretty cool. That is really cool. Um, the last video has, a couple thousand comments on it.

Let's just say 3,000 comments on it. And we saw my grandpa run the next day after like the video went live and there was already like 2,500 comments on it. And he said he had read every single one of them. I love that. Yeah. Because he was asking me and CJ about it. He was like, hey, did you see that comment about that guy from Pennsylvania that said

he was willing to drive up here and shave his head? And I was like, oh, I think I missed that one, grandpa. And he's like, oh, okay. Well, what about this one? And I was like, wow, you've been reading all the comments. and he's like, all 2,500 of them. Yeah, you remember the number, too, dude. Does he have, does he do it on his phone?

Or does he, like, sit down at the computer? I think he sits down, like, on the video and it's just, you know. Just scrolls through. Yeah, refreshing it probably helps with the views. But, uh, yeah, no, I, I read the comments. I just, I, it takes me sometimes, you know, a day or two to get around all of them, just because, you know, we're doing other things. But when it's a good video, it's like my favorite part after you finish up the video

and then you get, like, hyped up. From, like, all the people, like, and loving it. I agree. Yeah, we're just shit on you. So we appreciate you guys commenting. There was more comments than I thought about me not shaving my head. It was pretty bogus, Ryan. Those guys don't even know Grand Paran, but you were in the same room and decided to opt out.

Well, I didn't just opt out. I just feel like your friend group can only have so many bald guys. That's true. And I didn't want to, like, steal any thunder from, like, what you two as family members were doing from him. So it wasn't that I was trying to be selfish. You know what, Ryan? That's a great. answer and i'm going to let you slide now that's you're you're in the clear i i honestly

ryan i i didn't entirely blame you um just because i got a messed up head no just uh yeah dude try changes and we're like oh oh my god your head is so big dude yeah you don't really realize like how big someone's head is until they're bald like that's all you have to like look at like right right has like such an insanely big head like you can't wear hats his head is so big But, like, you don't really notice. It's just all proportionate, like, respectfully. He's got it all covered up with hair. I am looking right now, though, it would be pretty funny.

It's a heavy head. Yeah. But no, I didn't, I didn't fully blame me either. But, yeah, people are cooking you in the comments. Yeah. And Grandpa Ron loved that, too. He thought that was funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Boy, they're pretty fired up about Ryan. Yeah, he brought it up like four times. You come here to get your head shaved yet, Ryan? I think Grandpa Ron has almost turned. into like America's grandpa. Everyone just loves him. Like, like, I've only met him twice, and I feel like I know the guy at first name basis,

and I'd go over to his house and just, like, have a beer with him every Saturday if I could. You and Grandpa Ron are, like, very similar in that way, though, of, like, you've met someone once and you're already, like, their best friend. Like, some people just have that, that characteristic about them where, like, you don't even really know that much, but maybe you have, like, one, like, special moment shared together,

and then it's like, nah, yeah, you're like, always death. in each other you're like doing that shit and uh so yeah i i think you guys you guys would definitely be be good homies but yeah america's grandpa yeah it is cool yeah it's been fun to like be able to like showcase grandpa ron with the world because me and cj you know obviously we grew up with him and we always thought he's like so funny and like so special like you know the things that he would say and and do but you know it's it's like everyone I have the funniest uncle

Or I have the funniest grandpa But we've been able to like capture it in a way And share, you know The essence of Grandpa Ron with the world And it seems like everyone agrees And, you know, can rally behind them And he's even funnier in person though Yeah, because like, dude

Especially like in his older age Like the last couple years Like he's gotten more savage It seems to happen And dude it's like half the shit he says Like we can't like have to just cut out the video and like have our editor sign in NDA to our new filmer when when he introduced himself on the video but uh we're like dude you can't repeat what

what he's he's in a different world. I love that. He's so savage. Honestly kind of some legendary family members are like Uncle Buck. I call him my Uncle Buck too and like you kind of got all the bases covered between everybody in this room. He's just known as Grand Paran like people come up to in public, they go, Grandpa Ron, can we get a picture? Exactly. America's Grandpa, dude. Exactly. Yeah, imagine you're on Uncle Buck and Grandpa Ron together. Does it happen? No. No, they're on two separate sides of the family.

I figured he might as well. Yeah, my grandpa, Ron is my mom's stepdad technically and then my Uncle Buck is my dad's brother. So like two opposites, two incredibly interesting characters in themselves, and

somehow I'm in the middle. You want the universe to explode, make that happen. Yeah, no, it's so funny. Some people, you make a character and some people are natural-born characters. Yeah, God. Jacob, you finally did it, dude. I did it, dude.

You won a race. Yeah, it was honestly like... Yeah, congrats on that. The most fun thing in the whole world. Yeah. So Jake went down to the indie 800 or something like that. One of Cletus's race, and he race in the Van Prix. And somehow won the damn thing, dude.

On foot, baby. It couldn't have been a better ending. Yeah, so explain. this to me. I just saw the one clip of you running across the finish line Ricky Bobby style. Yeah, with the Ricky Bobby song in the back. So basically like the Van Prix, there's like

you guys are there. You saw there's a jump basically that you have to hit one time. It's like the Joker Lane, right? So it kind of gives everybody fair play to make passes and stuff. Van Free and you're in a minivan. Yeah, yeah. They're like the ultimate race car. Can you hit the jump more than one? Yeah, you can hit it as many times you want. Some people are just hitting it to hit it like. But it's like one and done usually? Yeah, one and and done. If you hit it big enough. If you hit it big

enough like there was a guy on the first lap jim he just sent it clear across the other side and his whole front of his van ripped off so he's done so do you have a video of you hitting it uh yeah i actually do the thing about the van pre is like so everyone's obviously there for like the crown vick thing so the van brie's kind of more the show but it's still a race you know like deep down inside right for me for me it's yeah people are loving it yeah oh yeah people were loving it and so we have like headphones in and they're like you know like hey you guys better be putting on a show people are I love it for him, yeah. So I'm just like, well, I'm just going to keep freaking booting this ramp then, I guess.

Oh, you kept booting? Yeah, I mean, yeah. And so did the other guy with me. The guy, uh, Robbie, he was just, I think he hit the ramp. Oh, Robbie Layton? Yeah. Yeah. No, he's crazy, dude.

He does demo derbies. So, like, yeah, we met him in Utah and he was showing me videos of demo derbies. And I was like, there's something wrong with you. Like, every single person in the vampry, the only reason they're there, one bolt is just slightly shorted out. We all get it. They scour the nation and everyone is pre-selected. Yeah, yeah.

So Jim York, he was the guy that was driving the limo and he drove it through the RV. Clean through and kept going. Utah. Incredible. I've always said that guy's got to screw loose, right? So I saw a post that he made when he was like announcing like the lineup of everyone that was in this Grand Prix or Van Prix, sorry. And he said, Jake Sherbrook, arguably crazier than I am.

And I was like, well. That's a hell of a comment. Yeah, this is, yeah, this is, that's quite a statement because that guy is crazy. So, yeah, congratulations on that. Yeah, I wasn't expecting that. So did everybody's van break? Yeah, everybody's, everybody's van broke down. Like, I was every lap, there'd be like, oh, there's another van, another lap.

Oh, there's another van. And there was 10 vans, 10 laps. And by the last two laps, it was just me and Robbie. And I'm like, dude, this is great. You're like, I could possibly do this, dude. I'm, I'm, uh, I'm like, doing this thing and they're like makes you put on a show like on the last corner so we both just oh side by side and we come around the last corner and they both die and I'm like looking

around I'm like what are the odds no one's gonna finish and I'm like oh my gosh I'm gonna run yeah I'm just full sprinted and it was he running oh yeah afterwards like he saw me like sprint by him and I just saw I'm trying to get out seatbelt still oh that's oh that's funny Ryan you should you should have ran when your car died on the 99th lap Can you go back? Now, Ryan gets hit, though. Just hit at like 70 mile an hour. I'm on a race.

Crown Vic. So my question for you, Jake, or let's watch this video first. Yeah. I actually might only have like a video of a video, but I got to show you. Like any good jump. Yeah.

It's like a video of a jump. Bro, there's a million cameras going. I know. But this is, this is basically the jump like right here. Jesus, dude. Yeah, I was loving this, dude. It was.

Wow. God, dude, that was a big send. Just a flat. How fast are you hitting he's at? I don't know. I was just holding it wicked. Dude, so my people watching might not think that that's a big send, but like, as somebody who is even driven around like a rally track, like on our, on our track. With a landing.

Yeah, with the landing, getting like three feet off the air in any vehicle is insanely aggressive. Like, like you got to keep in mind, these things have no suspension pretty much. They have like this much suspension, but it gets used up in like the, you know, first three inches and then you're coming down another two and a half feet. You were in the air for so long. Like I have the GoPro video and it's so funny. Like I can literally count and like everything in the van starts slowly coming up. Also, when I was in the air, there was someone next to me, his mirror comes like through my window and it's just floating in slow motion. And when I land like my head hits the ceiling, my wheel or my hands get ripped.

off the wheel and the steering wheel gets like bent upside down and the best part after i get back on the straightaway i just like casually fix my mirror and i just don't you're going to look back it's the best thing in the whole world jake you kind of built for that though yeah that was like i feel like you've been training for that dude i honestly thought about i'm like i'm pretty comfy like everyone's like you nervous about the ramp and i was just like i don't think so and then like the first time i hit it it hurt pretty bad so that was my question it has like that Does it hurt? Not, like, I should say it hurts, but like you're in it to win it, but the next day.

It hurts. Yeah, like the adrenaline is so high. You're just like, yeah, I'm doing this. I mean, there's no way that doesn't hurt. Do you have harnesses? Or are you just like standard seatbelt? No, it's just seatbelt, pull out the windows, and that's it. There's no, no roll cage, no nothing.

It seems like such an aggressive landing, man. Yeah, no fire suits. It's, uh, oh, my God. Yes. Yes. That's That was magical. What a moment, dude.

Oh my God, dude. It was like, it was electric, dude. You couldn't have planned it any better. After that, like, I had so many people reach out. Like, I think you're maybe the only person to actually pull off the real life Ricky Bobby. That's hilarious. Well, Jake, you kind of got a.

A little bit of a history of jumping vans. Back in the day, Mike had this blue... Blue van. What kind of van was that? GMC. Chevy, like 80s model, though, right? We actually used Mike's van quite a bit. We had a couch in the back.

And then when we had to use it for work, we would, you know, pull the couch out and put merch in there. Dirt bikes. Dirt bikes, yeah. So we went out and we bought this Maverick, like a Can-Am Maverick. And we, for some... reason didn't feel comfortable jumping the maverick because the maverick was all the money the company had so yeah we can't really make it no sense we were like we were like well because we wanted to jump

the maverick over the van yeah and we were like well we can't afford to break the maverick so what if we jumped the van over the maverick just like that was our reasoning behind it and the van took it so well. Like when you watch the GoPro, it was so smooth, I remember. Well, that was a great jump. Because when you have a landing, that helps. It was a proper car jump. Like, like lift off to land. That really was. Whatever had that jump, it just got plowed. I think it's still there. I think it is just deteriorated over there. I think it's completely overgrown. Yeah. We hooked. I just love how we, there was like $25,000 machine. Perfect suspension.

It can not make this eight foot jump. There's a tiny jump compared to today's standards. We definitely knew. We definitely knew. it could make it but like sad to say we're all yeah not confident enough it was like well dude actually with our luck though it would have just and humbled and do we had a loan on the thing I think yeah so we didn't happen we don't own it we don't loan on it yeah it was like you yeah we can't total this out yeah not that it would have but good times on that that was like our first and only jump for the longest time what what do we do with that band oh we chopped the roof off of it hot tub and we made it into a hot tub that was fun

We could pull up a few different pictures of it. I have some, like, pictures of, like, in the sunrise or sunset or something, and it was all foggy, and you're in the back wearing, like, a Ted Bear costume. Oh, yeah. We had the van, so we had to use it. It was. I'm surprised you don't have another one. I keep talking about it.

He might get one, but, yeah. I just don't have a use for it anymore besides that it's cool. Yeah, well, I mean, we had the No Can Do van for a while. Oh, yeah. We've always that, yeah. I just had a snap memory coming. up and you had got in the van when we were living in the college house and it was you coming out of the van in the morning looking groggy and hung over as fun and go Mike spent the first

night in the van he got locked out of the house oh yeah that's right that's right there was like this couch in it Mike had peed on it yeah but oh that was the first couch actually I had a nice couch in the back yeah okay so so Mike was at this party and he peed on the couch. That's how you obtained. And the family made him by the couch. Which is valid. So it ended up in the van. It was like a nice couch. It was. It was worked more than the van. It was. It was. It was worth more than the van. That's crazy. Yeah. It was actually a nice couch. It was cleaned as best as I could clean it, I guess. And then Dave wanted to do some like trick or treating. He wasn't doing it. He wanted to post up like between the roadhouse. Yeah, yeah, Jake's dad. And he goes, like, no one trick or trees around here. Yeah. So we just say that.

I'm just going to, like, post up at the end of this road. And then anyone driving by can, like, come get candy. I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, it was like. It was fun. No, it was fun. But the thought process behind a guy dressed up as the Easter bunny on Halloween

with a giant light plant just sitting on a random couch on a gravel road. On a gravel road. Yeah. Like, how many people are going to stop? Come on. Yeah, I'm going to stop and see if this guy is canned. And a huge dude, dressed up as a. Yeah, so he asked Mike if he could use his couch.

And then he, uh, like, I didn't feel like he could get it into his truck that night. So he just left it and then someone stole it. Yeah. It was free from. Dude, somebody in the area has got to have that couch though. And they probably think that it's like a nice couch, which it is a nice couch, but little do they know how it was, how it was, uh, ended up in the position that it was. Yeah. They're probably sitting on it right now.

Yeah. Watching this. It's like a black felt couch. You would have, you would have found it on a gravel road in silver legs. In 2019, yeah. On number four. So random. By.

Between the roadhouse and the Cormoran store. If you're sitting on that couch, just no, Mike wants it back. You stole that. Yeah, that couch is hot. I got to get another one. Get it, Mike. No, I would love to have a motor van, but like we travel as a pack. So it doesn't really make sense.

Yeah, Mike, it's a motor van for when he's going to the track. Yeah, 100 feet down the road. That'd be so funny. Oh, so you put the retractable bed in it. Yeah, you know, just a cage. I want to have some hot dogs or something. Yeah, you should get a motor van, Mike, and then have like a little pop-out hot dog cooker.

Yeah, you can turn into a food truck. Yeah. Money Mike's hot dogs. I would actually get a hot dog from something called Money Mike's. What the fuck? Yeah, Mike, you should start selling hot dogs like... Corn Run days. Gold flaked hot dogs

Money mics Yeah you could Do gold flakes And it would just be like It could just be like Spray painted tinfoil Yeah I was just say Instead of gold

You just take like a candy wrapper That's like gold I'd pay 20 bucks to buy a hot dog from that If you just had a dope logo I'd just go and buy one Like you had like money And then like hot dogs And like it'd just be funny

And then just be like You know a guy named Mike You don't even know you The logo could be like A guy with money gun but he's shooting hot dogs out of them and it's just raining money on them. Kimbo hot dog shooters. If you're ever wondering,

like, how do these guys come up with all these things to do very similar to this little brainstorming session? Honestly, this will probably end up doing this. Like, we will end up doing that. I just was on Facebook marketplace

and I saw a hot dog maker for sale. It's going to be like literally right here. What about a hot dog gun? Like, can we get that? I don't know if they make those, but I'm sure we could make one. T-shirt, Canon,

fill it full. Mike's out on like a hot summer day on the boat shooting hot dogs into people's boats. 10 racks for a hot dog stand. What is this? It's a full blown business, dude. You can put a couch in there you can spend the night. Mike,

buy that, bro. Put it out at the track. That thing is sweet. You got to buy that, Mike. Buy it, Mike. Send that to Mike. Send that to Mike. Okay. I can live in there. So like, yeah, it's definitely worth it. The only problem is Mike would be eating his own surprise. on your own supply, buddy. You just be the back home.

I'm pretty sure that's... Michael's bankrupt because he eats all of his hot dogs. He can't help himself. Dude, he goes broken three days. Mike just gains an absurd amount of weight. We're just like, all right, we got to help him out. Bro, how many hot dogs have you ate in the last 48 hours of Mike? And he's like, well, half of them were...

Half of them were hamburgers. And we're like, no, they weren't. There was just an hamburger bun. You were to lie to yourself. Okay, well, if you count the hamburgers, then 573. Holy well, I'm not Joey Chestnut. I was going to say like 50.

I envision Mike turned into that guy playing video games in his basement on South Park. Just super... That's a compartment. Oh, that guy. Whatever. Whatever. Man, bathroom.

Had it! Bathroom! This dude loves hot dogs, bro. I've just learned to just go with it. Because, like, I seriously know what are you talking about? Because I seriously don't eat that many hot dogs. You just had one before we came on here. That was a brat.

Oh, my God. It was a brought, you guys. See what we deal with? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get you on that technicality. That's a cousin to a hot dog. Yeah, absolutely. They're both meat-filled circular, or.

Oh, God. Ken, out of nowhere. Yeah, true. What's up, Ken? Damn, Ken's in the bad night. When did you get here? I feel like we've had this conversation. How many times have we talked about a hot dog?

Oh, and you got Mike's here. It's going to happen. Keep bringing a bad dogs. This podcast revolves around hot dogs, Tesla, watches. Bitcoin. Yeah. I don't know.

I feel like we haven't talked about those as much we've talked about hot dogs. You guys used to bore the crap out of me with your crap. Finally, something Mike's passionate about. We've been talking about crypto a long time. Like you said Johnsonville. officialado. Bro, how do we get Mike sponsored by Johnsonville Broughts? I love that.

Yeah, there's like a reel going around that was like, tag your dream sponsor. And I tagged Johnsonville Meets. It was like, what? And then I'm pretty sure it says that on my TikTok bio two sponsors are like DeWalt and Johnsonville Broughts. Speaking of sponsors, we're sponsoring a couple of kids to go through college. Mike is wearing the sweatshirt. Oh, yeah.

Dude, that's so awesome. I saw that when I was gone. That's freaking cool, you guys. Yeah. How'd it happen? We got a scholarship, I think it's launched now, but it's called just the C-Boys TV, Life Wide Open scholarship. And it's for, like, auto tech, auto body, and then power sports. Okay.

So basically, like, you know, we donated a certain amount of money. Was there someone that was able to match it? Yeah, basically the combined sum was like $60,000 in donation, yeah. So that should help get, I'd imagine a few kids all the way through their schooling. then, you know, we just like the tech, tech schools because you go there, you learn an actual skill, and then you have a job already waiting for you when you get out and you're already contributing to the community. Right. You know, and there's nothing wrong with going to a four-year school, whatever, but we just felt like that, that resonated a little better with us.

Yeah, it aligns with kind of what we stand for and the things that we do. And who knows, maybe we'll, we'll hire some of these kids as they learn more and more. I did kind of feel like a college like baseball scout walking around i was like i was like looking i'm like all right who's got potential here yeah yeah dude it was funny dude all those kids though like like they're literally kids they're 18 i know i made me feel old but uh dude it turned into like kind of like a little bit of a riot yeah at one point we were like we were like we were just kind of surrounded and we're signing stuff and taking pictures next thing you know all these kids are doing burnouts and shit yeah the president's there the president's there the president's

there and he's like looking around and then they're like the next kid it does a burnout just not whatever and then our kid starts doing a burnout and then the freaking cops come oh no they're sitting there like trying to patrol and we're standing it started it started out like let's go i'm pretty sure and then it ended with us being like man we didn't who the hell are the sea boys i was i told the guys like we didn't tell them to do that and it was funny though because i didn't realize the president like all those people were there and then these kids are doing a burn out i'm kind of you know watching whatever and then i see the cops come i go oh shit the cops are here and they totally hurt me and i was like get out of here

and uh but yeah i mean we didn't tell them to do it but it was it was a really good time honestly so dude uh i would recommend and yes yes it was a cool school it was a nice campus too well dude they named uh like one of their classrooms after us uh yeah no a restroom i have my own Depends who you're asking. It could be a classroom for Ken. But in the plumbing department, they have no can-do men's restroom. It's in the plumbing department?

Yes, in the plumbing department. That's awesome. That was part of the deal. It's what we were going to donate. Proper shit's 101. We wanted one. It's so awesome, dude. Well, yeah, I mean, if you're a race car driver,

you should know how to work on your engine, right? Right. If you're Ken, you should know how to work on a toilet. You can't just be blowing them out and not fixing them. Yeah. You break it, you fix it. So anyway, Ken's looking for an intern, actually. He just hires someone.

The guy building just full mod toilets down there. This thing will flush anything. It flushes hard and fast. I'm pretty sure the intern in the description is just like, you will just follow behind me and clean up my mess. Have you seen that? It was like a mean that America will use. anything to measure except for whatever.

There's like, this, this toilet will flush 12 pool balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That seems good, right? And then the other one's like a bucket full of golf balls. How many golf balls will mine flush? Has anyone, have any of you guys ever broken a toilet from, like, broken it? Shitting too big? Or do you know anyone that's ever got in that?

I mean, yeah, I haven't been there, but. Yeah, is like, how many this week? I got the plumber on call. He stopped five once a week. That'd be a, he's just on, like, a subscription server. He knows after Taco Tuesday to just show up. To me, a toilet is a maintenance item. Something you need to replace on the weekly.

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we got done at NDSCS and we were driving home and Ryan was driving the Hoonicorn. Dalton, our filmer, is riding with me and we're behind them and Dalton goes, does that rear wheel look like it's like shaking a little bit to you? And I'm like, yeah, it might have been doing that before, though. And he was like, it looks pretty bad. So I call Ryan and I go, hey, bro, your like rear wheel is shaking pretty bad right now.

You should probably pull over. Meanwhile, Evan and I have been in the car the whole time and this noise has been getting louder. We thought it was like some slop and the drive train maybe from all the drifting and ripping the eat break and stuff like that. We're like, oh, I guess that's just what it is. And so as Ben calls me, I look out the passenger window or the driver's side window and see two lug nuts flying down the highway next to the car.

And we just go, oh shit. Dude, so we pull up next to him and we're like looking. right next to them at the wheel and we're like, dude, you're missing all of your lug nuts. There was no lug nuts left in it. And the only thing that was left in it was the actual lug itself with a lug nut in it.

Like, it broke the lug off of it. So it had worked all of them out and it was just sitting on probably, you got a video of it. It's sitting on like two threads, like around the entire thing. A little bit. Evan was like, it's so fucked.

There's no way that it's ever going to be fixed. It's, yeah. That's so fuck. And some new stugs. Yeah. New stugs, I was like, I don't know.

It doesn't seem to total it out. It doesn't seem to over. Dude, I think if that wheel had come off. Oh, you would have had some issue. It would have been bad. It would have been so bad,

I was also doing like 65 on a, it would have a county highway. Yeah, you could have potentially slid into the ditch. You could have. I was concerned. But also just the fact of it dropping would not have been good on the body. Well,

it would have taken out the fender flare too. Fender flare side shirts. The fender flare flare is like. like you can't just order a new fender flare for this thing like everything on the wrap would be messed up all custom it would have been an absolute nightmare so what was the deal it just wasn't torque down or what we had taken those wheels off a couple times and just it just didn't have enough dug-a-dug on the last one putting it back on one thing that i've like learned is like taking wheels on and off i like drive it around and then retork them because i've like literally had that same thing or it's just like wobble i'm like dude can you imagine just flying around a corner and you had like a

wheel actually fly off. It would be bad news. Probably suck. Speaking of which, me and Ryan just had something kind of similar happened the other day. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So what's up with that? I don't know what's been going on, but like there's, I have a curse. I have this ongoing joke. It's kind of everybody's joke that we're going to roll up to Zorbas, and it was like the first time

I was going to drive my car to Zorboz and Ryan was there. A big moment. Big moment. Which is like our local pizza establishment. Jake waits like an extra 10 minutes. Let's everyone get their order and get settled in. So that way he's like,

okay, perfect. Everyone should be at their seat. Yeah. Let me just explain this. Okay, so there's like a little outdoor patio, right? So you order your food and you sit and you wait for your food in this outdoor patio. But it's right on the corner. So there's like two roads that come together.

It's like the perfect spot to like kind of come hooning in. And everyone on this outdoor patio is sitting there like basically on the road looking at you. Looking at you. Right. And so Jake for the longest time is like, dude, imagine rolling up DeZorva's in this. And that's what he was saying. Everything. When we first got the must.

The Hoonicorn, he was like, dude, this is going to be so sick to roll up to Zorba. And then when he did his exhaust on his Mustang, he was like, bro, you're going to hear me rolling up to Zorbon? He'd be so sick. But then when he built his Mustang, he was like, bro, the first time I rolled up to Zorbo is that when coming and sliding, like, you guys are going to be sitting there, like, damn, who's this guy? So anyway, carry on. You kind of nailed it there. Yeah. Anyway, so, yeah, that is what happened.

So what I do? What we do? And then there's like the rollout and you got to, you know, give it a little extra pepper. So Ryan's like kind of waiting there for me to get on it. So I try and like blow out everyone's eardrums. Yeah. All the families eating there like you do not need to give it extra pepper. Yeah.

Respectfully at like 3.30 in the afternoon on a Sunday. But anyways, he comes back up to me and there's like a perfect corner that kind of goes towards my house. And then Ryan goes straight. I'm like, oh, I'm going to freaking just yank a handful and slide this thing. My freaking tire literally like folded like a envelope. and just came clear off the rim, and I'm like, on the drift, around the restaurant? No, around the corner.

You crash. That would have been par for the corner. Bro, if I was sitting as Zorba's eating pizza in a Mustang, started drifting around, I would grab everyone. I would say, get inside now. Get inside. Everyone get inside. Oh, gosh.

Yeah, no, but it just came off. And I honestly thought I, like, blew it up because the tire was rubbing on the inside of the wheel. well, but it was sending smoke out the hood, and a lot of it. And I'm like, oh, man, this thing's bogging, shaking, running like, shit. I just blew it up. And then I get out, and my tire is just off. Yeah, it, like, pulled it off, like a, I don't know, like, folded it back inside.

It was the weirdest thing. It literally did what a condom did. Yeah, I kind of did that. Yes, but it's just the way it folded, what, were you running ling lungs? No, I was running hand cooks. Don't buy those. Try something different. So what, it just wasn't, you didn't have enough tire pressure?

Yeah, it was just low on air. probably. You came pretty hard on the corner. It's like the front one too. It must have just rolled over on its stuff. Yeah. But anyways, yeah,

tire issues. Got so much re-back on that thing, man. It was right at Zorba's? No, no, no, no, so you never got to Zorba's.

No, this was leaving. Leaving, leaving. Yeah. No, for a proper roll-up, I can't have the half gang there.

I need everybody. Oh, it might have to do like a full house. Scout roll by, like people just outside, almost like full crowd. Well, that's how it was on,

on open. ignited opened up on like the first and we were there for mike's girlfriend or ryan's sister whichever one uh her birthday and like the whole gang was sitting there and i'm looking around like where's jake and i'm like i'm like oh my god this is the moment this is a moment so i'm like sending jake videos like all right jay we're ready for you we're ready for you jake's like sitting around the corner like shining it up he pulled over in a quick detail Yeah, he's like, he's like, is everyone there? I'm like, yeah, but Mark just got up and ran to the bathroom and he's like, all right, text me when he's back.

Got up one inside guy. I love that. That would have been the perfect moment, but I was like halfway to Indiana and I was actually pretty upset. I'm like, I should have left tomorrow. So before we get too far off of NDS, yes, yes, we were like taking a bunch of pictures in that, in that mob. We'd all kind of split up and we were talking to everybody else, just individually. And so this guy came up to me And he was like,

Yo, can we get a selfie? I was like, yeah, of course. So he pulls out his phone And he was in Snapchat And he was in his chat like thing, You know, like the screen like this Where you can see. Yeah.

And he just instinctively tapped the top one, which was a snap from his girlfriend. And it was a new. What? Oh. So he just snaps and goes, And like we both kind of like look at it. He goes, oh shit.

And they clicks it. Wait, what? Yeah. I was like, whoa, never had that hat. Like, of all the things, people can't find the camera, all that. And I was like, whoa. Yeah. Yeah, that's a common one.

I was like, whoa. And he just looked at me real wide. I was like, nice, dude. Yeah. I was like, take the picture. And that we took the picture. And he's like, oh, nice to meet you. And then he walked away.

Wow. Blustered, dude. I bet. Yeah. Like, I feel kind of bad. I didn't look at it. We didn't look at it very long. But yeah, it was, that wasn't.

yeah so it was like long enough though where like he he was realizing what was going on and you he realized that you were also yeah realizing because like we're both looking at the phone like he's about to go like this and it was like boom and then it was like oh my yeah wow it was a fairly chaotic moment that was crazy i've never had that happened i don't even heard of that happening um there's this one kid there that asked for a picture and we like take a picture or whatever and then he he like goes yo i got to show you this finds this old picture from like 20 freaking 17 of me and him, him and I, like a picture of us two together. And he's like a little kid because I mean, it was, you know, yeah, it was turf wars, right? Yeah, it was seven or eight years ago. Yeah, it was. And now he's, so he was like 10 and now he's 18 and I was like, wow. This is crazy.

It's wild and people are like, you remember me and you're just like looking at him. I'm like, I don't even know if I recognize you. And they're like, yeah, half your size. I'm like, dude, we've been doing this for a long. Yeah. We were sitting down eating lunch and Dalton, our filmmaker, was like, yeah, like when, when you and CJ were messing with the delivery guy saying that you were going to give him a chicken instead of the title. And I looked at him like, what? What? And he's like, yeah, like when you got your, when you got your Corvette delivered and you walked inside and you said, let's give him a chicken. And I said, what are you talking about, bro? And I actually, I better double check that he's not losing it. But if I, I, I, If we did say that, I have, like, no memory of that whatsoever. It is wild, like, how often that happens. Yeah.

Very often somebody comes up and references something. And I'm like, no idea what you're talking about right now, brother. It's crazy what people remember, though, and, like, how specific it is. Yeah, it's cool, though. And it's cool for us, too, because, you know, everybody's been around. Like, when you're sitting around in a circle telling stories at the campfire, like, we have recorded memories that you can go back on. and like be able to see one day when we're ready to do that.

But right now, we're making more. I don't go back and watch those videos. Tell them stories around the campfire is the best. Yeah, dude. Actually. You should go have one. Right now.

Right now. It's just quit. It's raining. All right. All right. Thanks for tuning in. I'm going to get one of those little solo smokeless stoves and we're going to have a campfire right here.

That would be awesome. Oh, the, that's a Snoop Dog one, right? That he got all canceled. I'm pretty sure there would. still be smoke coming from it. Nope. You start a fire and there's not going to be any smoke.

Smokless, dude. Smokeless. Yeah, Snoop said, I'm done with the smoke. Sidney got one for her birthday. So I'm excited to try that. Oh, Sidney doesn't want the smoke either. You put actual wood in there and it doesn't smoke? I don't know how, but.

So what do you guys got on the docket? I haven't seen you in a while. That you can, like, talk about, I guess. I don't know. I know you guys always got. You got a lot of stuff you can't talk about, but. Oh, Jake, yeah, you'll think this is pretty cool and be excited about this. we're going to do a drift track.

Are you? Yeah. You're building the drift track. Yeah. Is that like the auto invite that I'm just going to show up unannounced? And you guys are going to be like, damn, we shouldn't have told them what you're building. Yeah, we're going to have to put in a fence and a gate. Yeah.

Just to keep Jake out. Yeah. You give me my own code. It only works for like an hour. It's like one and two o'clock. I mean, to be fair. Yeah. If we were like inside trying to film and you were drifting, it'd be so loud.

Yeah. I don't think you could. No, no. That'll be sick, though. We're really excited about that. I am really excited for you. That's sweet. Are you going to do it at the farm?

Yeah. Excited is an understatement. Yeah, we're trying to figure out like the layout and everything still. And, uh, you know, what makes sense with like the space that we've got and like, quite frankly, not spend a ton of money on it just because it's like very, very expensive. Try to figure out which organs we should sell. Yeah. I'll just say you should just make like a kidney bean because then you can do a drag strip.

We've got a pretty sweet idea, but we want to incorporate like, the trees into it just so like like something that we run into a lot you know one corner looks the same as the next so it's like if if we're able to have like trees incorporated into the track where it's like it adds a little bit of background texture where it looks one crazier two it's a little bit sketchier you know and then then everything doesn't look the exact same so we're trying to do that at the farm kind of like landmarks so you can kind of see engagement you could put like certain things up like yeah you could put like uh obviously the shipping containers with like some kind of canopy thing over it you could do like a lion and a lion you know like not like a statue of a lion or like a gorilla

or something on like one corner so that way it's like each corner you can tell is a little different you should get like a big water fountain in the middle that's got a giant toilet on top and it's like yeah like taking a shit like that's yeah that's awesome that's awesome Awesome landmark. I like that. Like Cowboy Corner or something. That's like what we got going on at the other track. Like,

you know, we obviously have the Hummer up on the pole. Yep. And then you've got the No Kendoo with the smart car on top of it. And like there's like these little, the water truck. We need some more in there. But yeah.

One that hasn't made him video too much, but it's a personal favorite of mine is Tetanus Corner. It's the one where all the scrap metal is on the backside. Yeah, that one is just straight up because we were too lazy to pick it up. Tetis corner is right after the boobs. If you, Oops, it's just like eight barrels that are fully, like, trapnel.

Yeah, our limo is still out there. It's kind of turned into, like, a little bit of, like, a... It's like a nature sanctuary now. I was going to say graveyard, but yeah. Dude, can you imagine, like, a hundred years from now when we're all gone? They're going to be like, yeah, the Hummer's still up there. Like, it's going to be kind of like a staple. Like, it probably won't leave.

Yeah, we've been talking about maybe taking it down and, like, using it this summer, doing something with it, but it's going to take a bit of a bit of work to get it back up and running because the last time that we drove it, it was super cracked. And so it would probably sink the next time that we took it out. And we were like, God, what do you put up there? Yeah, you can't just take something down. Because once you hire the crane guy there, it's like, you got them there. So you got to put it back up.

You got to put something else back up there. And it's like, well, what else do we put up there? Going to have to just get something that's iconic. Ken's Bronco didn't work. No, we just like panic and put Ken's Bronco back. Dude, that one was still slept on. Like, how sketchy that was. Yeah, dude.

It was so much on the line for just a joke. Like, just for us to laugh and get a good reaction out of Ken. Risk and reward were literally up here side by side. Like, it could have been so expensive. If it would have fallen, it would have been really funny. Like, I mean, it would have been funny for the video. We'd still be laughing. It would have been the most expensive video bit we've ever done.

Yeah, I mean, we've, yeah, for sure, it'd be the quickest way we've blown that amount of money for sure. Yeah. That's just done. That is literally burned money. That one would be forever in the history books of dumb, idiotic decisions that we've made just to get a laugh. That was great. The crane guy just accidentally drop it. You all just look at him.

Yeah, it's on you. Yeah, he got insurance. He was responsible for it until it was technically like off display. But he couldn't be it actually responsible for it? I don't think he was, because we had like our own homemade crate that we were using it. I don't think he was responsible for shit. I don't think so. I think that's why we had such problems

finding a crane guy willing to do it too Yeah well now we got the hook up though Yeah what do you got going on Dude I got a lot of stuff going on Yeah you're building any drift tracks I got uh Turf Wars coming up Nice going to the van pre in Connecticut now

Really? Wow yeah because you got a title You're kind of like the guy Yeah so if you guys aren't doing anything You should come or try and you know Give the ground Vic race another go Connecticut Yeah what's in Connecticut? I don't know I've never been to I've never even been to that side of the country

It's kind of by New York, is it? What event is this van pretty at halftime for in Connecticut? I don't know. They're just like, hey, NASCAR. Can you imagine? You're kind of like a traveling like Carney. Yeah, in a way, yeah.

I just like kind of just became, you know, pro minivan guy, I guess. You should start training. Yeah, or maybe that's something you don't train for. You know, you can only put so many laps in on the body. No, your back can only take so much. I think it's who's ever spine gives out first. She should pick up a van, though, just to get,

yeah. Just start dealing one. Dude, what I did find out, and I hope none of the other drivers listen to this podcast, the older the van, the better. Because the new ones, you hit one little bump, lip mode, airbag, all that stuff. I grabbed like the Missibishi Kamatsu, whatever, and I was like, it's got a six cylinder, and it's got big tires, and this thing will eat itself alive, and it did, dude. When's your turf wars?

June 1st. So, yeah, I got turf wars. I got that. I want to start doing the drift series, but it turns out the first event I was going to go to lands on turf four so then after that there's like tp3 and then i want to do the 5k but there's like really good drivers there i haven't got a ton to seat time so you want to actually compete yeah just to get like better i've been thinking about it like i want to compete to get better but i like i don't think i'd ever get there but i don't want to compete to go like pro or anything like that's some people's

goal but that just seems super expensive and like kind of like ruin the sport like i just want to there's like a big ass corner somewhere i'm like i want to hang that for an instagram clip and that's kind of that i want to be able to drift around zorvus yeah to come into Zorba's like Jake it's not going to happen You can pretty much drift anywhere though I mean I've watched you Yeah I just yeah I want to get really good at it But I want to get like just comfy scary

Like I want to be able to go fast Like you see those crazy YouTube videos of the guys Like are they doing this like 100 miles an hour I want to be able to do that Like that hill up there That would be so cool I knew that you have gotten pretty good at drifting Or just driving in general

But then when you hop behind the wheel of the unicorn And you were doing what you were doing I was like damn Yeah he's like actually got it not going to lie there was a few moments where i'm like i'm probably going to wall this thing and have to buy this car like it was scary dude i thought you had it locked i felt like i had it locked but it was just like guys that car is violent it's like well how you have to drive it it's violent yeah like you had it like you wound out yeah basically the only way to get it to do what

you're trying to make it do is you just it's just like you either are giving it all or nothing so there's no like easing into it it it kind of seemed like yeah no and i feel like as you guys like build it out or whatever you do with it, it's going to get easier. But yeah, the way it's set up now, it's definitely like a showpiece. And you get it to drift, you're like all or nothing. And you just got to trust it. Yeah, that was super entertaining. And I hope you let me drive it again.

You got big plans for it. So it's only going to get sicker. Yeah, it's going to be wild. Is it going to be wild? It's going to be so sick. I mean, you can pretty much imagine what we're going to do to it. Right? I can only imagine.

It's not really that hard to twin snails. Twin snails. You're just, you're saying it just like. that. Yep. I mean, it's obvious that that was part of the plan. I mean, so when do you think it's going to be done? Can't tell you, man. We're just still waiting on a lot of parts. Can't tell you because we don't know. Yeah, we've got tracking for half of this shit. They make a twin turbo kit for that motor, the gen one, but to make them stick out the hood is a completely different story. It's going to have to be like fab, like, you know, the piping and all that. Well, it also doesn't fit. Like the motor,

the motor barely fits in that car to begin with. Yeah. So it's like you're taking twin turbos that are supposed to go on this motor and you basically have to just like custom fabricate them to make it fit into the car not just slapping them on like it's gonna be a mess everything's custom everything yeah yeah exactly luckily big wrench and gavin have their work cut out for them but they're like gavin worked on exhaust manifolds and like turbo systems for like 10 years before he worked with us and big wrench has been like dude every single time i talked to Big Ranch, I learned something new about him, like, an industry that he worked in. Like, we honestly just got to have them on the pod someday, and they can kind of explain it a little bit more.

But, like, Big Ranch has worked in, like, the snowmobile industry for, like, 25 years. And he's, like, bounced around from, like, companies. And I found out yesterday that he used to work on choppers. So he built choppers for four years. Yeah, because he was working on our chopper. And he's like, I mean, I fucking hate these things. And I was like, I was like, what's your beef with these? Like since the second

I told you that we were looking at a chopper You have been just mad about it And he was like A piece of shit I worked on for four years The bolts will rattle themselves right out Sure enough it did It shakes the balls right out

And he was like I told you This is why I hate these fucking things He is kind of like the mad scientist The amount of knowledge he knows Like you can bring The most random thing Ever you guys have bought

And he rolls it in Takes a look under And he's like Oh that's gonna break Just like No Dude yeah Yeah, something that sets both of them apart from the average wrench is that they can make something work that should necessarily work together.

And they can do it in an efficient time to keep these videos rolling. You know, like when we were at, and yes, yes, they were like showing us this lawnmower that had been, what, it had a Cummins in it? Oh, they had a golf car with a cat. No, I think it might have been a B.A. Yeah, it was just a lawnmower or the VA. And I was at this lawnmower or the VA. I don't know why I thought it was coming. And I was like, man, this is sick.

Like, how long this take to do? And they're like, three years. And I was like, three years? I was like, we'd have told Armacanis to do it in a week. Do not let Big Ratch and Gavin hear that timeline. But like that's the thing, though, is like they're able to make things happen in this short amount of time just from their experience of doing all these things. And then it's like every little week, basically, they get better and better.

and I think that's why it would be very hard although we would 100% hire someone to find another you know a guy that can come in and compete with them dude they can turn and burn some equipment though it's crazy like I'll come here on a Monday see what's going to happen come back on Friday

and you're like yeah we already filmed it videos done and it's so together you can go check it out in the shop if you want I'm like what the fuck it's a pile of junk like two days ago it is crazy it always amazes me which is awesome good kids yeah we'll have mom one time it'd be fun yeah that'd be cool pick their brain what i have to say it's so funny though dude like they just know like especially big wrench too and he reminds gabin like oh it doesn't have to be

perfect just do it for good enough for the video and then we can fix it afterwards yeah and that's why we have so much broken stuff is because like they just know just get it good enough for the video and then we can worry about it afterwards otherwise like if you were to do it to perfection then instead of one week it takes three and then we're back we're backed up and we're like why isn't this done you know we're already doing next week's video and they're just like they're just so good i feel like it works out though that way too because like once you guys film the video and it's done and obviously stuff's going to break then it gets fixed all the kinks are worked out and now it's just like a good piece of equipment that's waiting down there for next time i'd say 75% of it doesn't get fixed okay well it just

gets you do a good job in the yard look like it does i don't know if you've walked through or It's crazy, like how much stuff is in there and how much of it's broken. That is like the ultimate toy shed. There's everything in there of all time. You walk in there, that is every guy's paradise. Like Fort Knox, dude. It's probably not too hard to find, but we do have cameras all over. And there's pretty much people here all the time.

And none of it runs. And none of it runs. And it's locked down like Fort Knox, like you said. We also have guns. Yeah, I was like, and we got. guns and trespassers will be given a shot. That's the thing is any of the stuff that we have in there is not worth your life. So I definitely would not try to steal it. Exactly. You know, I was thinking about that when I walked through our barn and both of our shops, just like how much stuff

we've accumulated and how much of our lives are here. And then Flare's house, basically his whole yard just took a direct hit. Yeah, I saw that from that tornado. Yeah, I do. Yeah, it was wild. It was wild. I actually watched his video afterwards. It sucks because, like, he's got all these security cameras, like, around his property. But the power went out. So, like, he lost all the footage. Oh, man.

That's what he said. Or the insurance company, you didn't want to expose it to the insurance company. I'm not sure. Well played, my friend. No, but, I mean, as a YouTuber, I'm assuming that he was super bummed. Yeah, but, dude, it was insane what the tornado was able to just pick. up and move like he had like full on or one enclosed trailer that ended up probably 400 yards from where it was and it went over his shop like it was right here and then he had the shop and then

it ended up in the trees over here and it had to have gone over it to like get to where it was oh my gosh they just like picked it up yeah it was like shattering like glass doors like in his house like insane that type of destruction i mean obviously the whole shop's gone but like even his brand new house and stuff like that like just heartbreaking gut-wrenching stuff yeah i saw nelka actually was there chasing the tornado and they're filming it and then the video actually comes out tonight funny enough i'm so excited i've wanted to go a week in advance but uh tornado chasing so bad yeah so i saw that they're in you know the rig they were in just pop up a picture of what it kind of looked like that that's so interesting so you could in a sense just literally drive right through the tornado and you wouldn't get

picked up because it has those side skirts that like go down to the ground or what they have like stakes that like go down to like secure it in it's heavier it's got like something so the wind like flows over it my question is when you're in there is it's got to be blown around can you pull up like footage of a tornado chaser getting hit by an actual tornado i've actually had go tornado chasing in my notes for a while now when scint didn't you do that no me and my dad were supposed to do in April and the guy ended up getting cancer and super sick but now we're supposed to go next year if he gets like better

but dude the guy was sending me some videos they get like right in it like right up to it yeah it's scary yeah so you hear they like deploy the spikes deploy the spikes dude that is what I'm talking about right there

they got a drone up is that thing dude how we're in it we're in it That was a mailbox And pounded Oh my gosh Oh it gets moved

Holy crap dude I feel like there's no way that the video does this Any justice Do you imagine how insane this would be? Dude it moved it over What's crazy What's crazy is if you were in that thing And like a trailer hit it

Then you're not in good shape Yeah then it's gonna freaking take you dude When Ken gets his cyber truck We should do this Oh, that's a good idea, dude. Tornado chasing with the cyber truck. I like that idea, Mike. It's a great idea.

That's going to be done now. Someone's going to have it done in three weeks. Ken, are you getting the bulletproof windows? I actually don't know how that works. No, no, no. We just try it. It doesn't have bulletproof windows because then you wouldn't be able to put them up and down.

But the sides are bulletproof to a certain extent. Interesting. Like a 50 cow would blow through it, like a pistol, nine mill. It would be fine. Interesting. I'm pretty excited for you to get that. Seriously, wow, that's crazy. I am too. I really like that. I think it'll be cool.

I just love it. It just looks so different. You can park next to literally any vehicle in the world and it looks crazier. Yeah. What's going to be crazy, though, is that they're going to be very common because they're not made to be a rare car. Like, the whole point of just every Tesla in general is to be mass produced. So, like, right now they're super cool, but in, let's say, two, three years, you're probably going to see them all over. Interesting. You know, especially as like the electric wave, we'll call it,

continues to become more and more popular and more accessible to, you know, our area. The electric wave. I don't like that. I've heard a lot of people saying that it's on the down slope. People found out that they're lame. Yeah, yeah, I think like the whatever, the feeling of like, whoa, electric, cool. It's like starting to wear off and then people are like. No, for sure.

I mean, it's just like the hype of the. Cybertruck is already kind of passed in terms of YouTube. I feel like the hype happened when you guys like ordered them like four years ago. But then when they got them, there was a lot of YouTubers that made, you know, they had probably like a two, three week window to make some whatever content. But now like Danny already shot his. Like, you know, they've kind of done a lot of it with it. But I still think it's going to be cool alone.

I'm not saying that it's not going to be cool. I think part of the reason why some of those electric vehicles are dropping off those because they're so expensive compared to just normal cars where it's like it's just the people that want them are going to buy them but just it's pointless for most people flex didn't you lose a shit ton of money on your kids dude i've never heard of this i've never heard of such depreciation i lost like 60,000 on my model in a day right it was like over two years but but why it lost most of its value because they did something right

they dropped they drop the sticker price of the car yeah so he He paid a lot of money for it, and then Elon was like, this is supposed to be a mass production car, you know, that everyone should be driving. So then they, like, pretty much chopped the price and a half. When they first release a car, the price is one thing. And then, like, over time, the price just dropped further and further. So what was more were out there? What was the price of your Tesla Model X plaid when you initially got it? 140?

I got the document for it. That's a lot of money. It was a car that doesn't make no ass. and everything, and it was like 140. So it was 140, and now you can buy a new one for what? About 100. Wow. So I got to trade an offer for 66.

Whoa. That's called getting bent, dude. That is rigged. Not even a two-year-old car. It doesn't have 20,000 miles. You might as well keep it for that. That's what I was thinking. That's crazy.

It's a hell of a car to get for that much money, though. I mean, I'd get one. Not for me, maybe for Alex. Every time I hop in Ken's car, I'm a very nice. It's so nice. And that's the fastest one, too. You know, like that thing's deepens Lamborghini. Yeah.

I'd say disgustingly best. Keep it till it blows up and we'll L.S. swap it. It won't blow up. It's a battery. Keep until it starts on fire. Yeah, or whatever happens. Could have bought your own unicorn, Ken. 58% depreciation is what I calculate.

Sorry to keep. Yeah. I know. Trust me, dude. I've done it a bunch of times. It sucks. Never heard of that, though. That's worse than a Cadillac.

Last one I made money on this one is... Yeah, you haven't made money on a few cars. So, do you think Hellcats are good drifters, Jake? I don't know. I've always... You know what's funny? I was talking about this last night with Mike, dude, and I think they're boats.

Yeah, I feel like they would be really good at, like, takeover when you're just doing circles. I mean, doing circles is pretty easy. I'm so... I'm so... Or with, you know, a lot of power, but... And tires, you need those, too.

But, yeah, I was thinking about that. Because, like, if we're going to get this drift track, it'd be kind of sweet to have a hellcat to, like, whip around. But I don't think it's a drifting car. I feel like you'd be better off just getting a... There's only one way to find out. But, dude, I'm so against takeovers. I think it's the latest thing. I agree.

I don't, I don't stand for me. No, I'd, like... Especially the way they've got... Just doing donuts and, like, hoodlums. Yeah. It's just a little different. Now it's just, like, anything, anything goes, like, people... Like, shooting stuff?

Yeah. How often do you see a video of somebody getting hit at a lot. Every time. Every single time. Well, what the fuck the fuck. What are these people doing running out there? You got some jabrony that you don't even know whipping his hellcat that's all beat to shit. And you're like, I'm going to go run up and trust this guy to whip around me.

I'm sure you're just in the moment, but... Dude, I don't know what it is about me. But, like, yeah, I have that, like, folder saved on Instagram of, like, all of them. And I still just put them in there on the daily. Just more takeover clips? Oh, I didn't know that. I have a safe folder. You're collecting takeover videos?

Full of people getting hit. Toss a couple of us. Why? I'd go to one, one takeover for a video segment. For a video segment, I will go to one takeover and check it out. The thing that I've been seeing a lot lately is it starts out with a takeover clip and I go, here we go, who gets hit, and then somebody gets hit every single time, and then the person goes flying, and then the next cut is like somebody in a dealership,

like kind of matches the person that gets flying and then like rolls on the ground. It's like, come on in to Corwin Auto, buy this car. It's pretty clever marketing. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why. I get so angry. I've been getting a little in some keyboard warrior fights lately. You just not like them because you feel like they're drifting is getting a lot of attention,

but it's like the easiest form of drifting. That's what hits you off. It's doing a donut. I'm like, dude, any kid could do that, you know, you're just. Oh, Jake, you're such a core. Yeah, you're going to start linking that shit. Yeah, you got to take over the whole block. Yeah.

Oh, God. Oh, is that a girl? Oh my god. Oh! Now that's awesome. That's so much better than I expected. Try that on a dirt bike. Oh!

Geez, who's calling me at this hour? Mike, these aren't takeovers. These are just extreme crashes. Well, look what it's called. I have. It's called crazy videos. This one's my favorite. I love what he tries a throttle out of it, too.

This one. Yeah. That was actually sick. That was clean. The transition was amazing. Golly, what was this guy doing not paying attention there? There's so many of them. Oh, gosh.

What is this girl doing in the middle of the intersection? Doesn't look that nimble. And here she goes. Three, two, one. Boom. She honestly deserved that. Damn. The face.

Yeah, let me get some air there. Knocked out. That's bad. Oh my gosh. He lost his pants. Dude, the pants are always falling down. But he did a full front flip.

Yikes. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's, man. You know, there's two things that these people like doing. Running into danger and not wearing belts. And sliding around in, obviously, intersections, but three. Oh, no. Here goes his pants.

Oh, nope. Shoe. Grab it, grab it, grab it. man oh my god dude like he's running back at the car dude that sucker's running hot you can see the pipes glowing

as a g8 oh oh the pants are down the pants are down dude get back or get smack that's this dude i cannot imagine something much more embarrassing than one getting hit by a car in front of a ton of people and then your pants getting knocked down dude

Dude, oh my gosh. I only got hit by one car. Jake, what do you think of Whistlin's last video where he's roasting Mustang owners? Dude, here's the thing I got to say about it. Hilarious video, super stereotypical. But when he came back and flipped that car over, it still started, bro. It did. That thing would not die.

I was pretty surprised by that. Yeah. There's no denying that Mustangs honestly are really well-built cars, especially in terms of bang for your buck, dude. Yeah. You can beat the hell out of those things. And they just keep taking it. It honestly just proved best car ever made and honestly great video.

And you can do a lot with them. Yeah. Drift them. I don't know if that's what it proved. No, it definitely. Dude, he was driving. He was, best car ever made.

I wouldn't say the best car ever made. You are fucking delusioned. That's what you got out of that video. The best car ever made. Okay, you heard it here. No, I was just a guest, guys. He's not associated with us. Next thing you know, they're going to be like,

C-boys come out and say, Mustang best car Maybe we'll get a sponsorship I don't know if we want one I'd take us Mustang sponsorship If that's all we could drive around Oh fuck that six Mustangs I'm like oh shit

Dude there would be no one outside Ever Yeah cornrod would be vacant Ghost down Yeah you could buy up real estate in corn run For pennies on the dollar Dude I've been telling you guys You're all Mustang guys deep down

You just haven't accepted it yet Got the Hunicorn started there I've liked all the Mustangs you've had Jake right I mean from your very first one I've always liked the orange one

I didn't like the orange one I guess I don't know how I felt on that well I took my buddy's advice to get bags and get real low that was pretty cool I told you to do that

bro you've been told me you get your finger out just like you get a coil over getting the credit card wait what was wrong with your orange one

dude it just drove and rode like a lumber wagon because it was on bags bagged out and wide body and You know, why don't you just... I understand why, like, people like that.

And I used to like that. Like, when I was younger, now, as I've aged, not a fan of fags. Like, I don't even really like the look. Like, I still, like, I respect people that I like it. Like, Dalton's a young kid. He's looking at me right now. I'm sure he likes it. He's like static or die, bro.

Yeah. You know, but that's one of those things that I just... Not for me. You can, like, roll up and looking cool, but then when someone's, like, do something. When you air it down, it's just not functional. It's like you got this fast car and then you can't even fucking drive it fast because you got these shitty ass airbags so you can air it out. Also airing down every time you park it is a little.

Yeah, and then it never looks as good too because on your alignment and like the wheels that you're running like you have them basically set up to be aired out. So then when you're driving it, it kind of just looks whack and you're just better off throwing a nice pair of coil overs on. It'll ride really well and then just get a decent fitment. angle kit you know maybe not the angle kit hydraulic heat break

also there's different strokes for different folks so whatever your thing is man unless you're into like super stance then but I feel like 90% of them are just slapped together like that one WRX you looked at that or like well they always got leaks I think is the biggest

problem you can you can run like bags they've like performance ones that I think will handle really well but I think it's I have bags for my drift car really obviously I didn't put them in because I don't know why you'd do that. But, yeah, I have bags for it.

Just like, sell that car, bro. And get a Mustang. No, just anything else. I don't know. I'm kind of chilling. You're going to beat Ken's depreciation freaking run over there. So far into it. I don't think I could.

So for the drift track here, you were saying earlier you had sent us, there was a red Miata, actually, a mint red Miata for sale on the side of the road. And it was kind of a lot of money. It was like $8,000. I was thinking, honestly, we'd be better off just spending a little more and get like a 370 Z or a 350 Z or even like a pair of them. Or like a 350 Z and then like a C5 Corvette that we could drift on the drift track. But then at the same time I started thinking about it,

I was like, this is going to get really expensive because we're going to have everyone coming over drifting the cars. We're never going to have any tires. They're going to break. But it would be fun to have like a couple cars to hop in and just whip on there. I'd like to think like being the owner of our own drift track, we could probably lock down an tire sponsor between all of us, you know.

Yeah, we'd get some Ling Longs. Dude, I think it'd be sick. Ling Long actually has a drift team. I'm sure. No, it's funny, but yeah. You guys should definitely do all of that. And I'll be coming over all the time. 85% of Ling Long's buyers are actually drifters.

No, we're going to have to pick up something, though. Yeah. I was watching the original video where you got your white Mustang the other day. Not my choice. I was trying to get footage for the Hunicorn video Okay okay okay That one was like

I think your coolest Mustang that you've had And then you ruined it by like everything That you did do it When you got it stock It did look really nice stock Yeah it wasn't stock White wheels tons of stickers Yeah bang it stickers

It was a staple come on It was like it was a sick car Yeah that was way too much Dude I drove in a gravel pit Oh, yeah. That was on your hate video, wasn't it? No, no, it wasn't. That was after the hate video.

Yeah. Come on, dude. Bring in that back on. You burn to the merch once. Dude, still not over it. I'm sorry. I apologize. Made a mistake.

Oh, it's all good, Jacob. Well, that was pretty sick, though, when you started mobbing it, like off-roading it. It felt so good, but I'm like, dude, this thing's going to be worthless after it. Every ball joint, bushing, bearing, I brought it to Martin afterwards, and he's like, Like, dude, this thing's like toast. What? I'm just driving on one gravel road? Yeah.

Like he literally could take my wheel and go, I thought Mustangs were tough, Jake. Dude, they are. I just, best car ever built. Okay, but other things you got to do, whatever. But yeah, the reason I did that is like,

dude, I want to top this thing out. I want to see how fast it'll go. And it was like 186. On a gravel road? No. Oh, yeah. You did that out on an airport runway, right?

Allegedly. Did you just sneak on to that airport runway? Allegedly. Your front lip. We have folded under the car, dude. I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know you're not supposed to touch the brakes. And I was like reading the markers like, okay, I got this much room left.

You got this much room left. And it was like screaming. I'm like, okay, I don't even know. I'm on base brakes, not even brembo's. I'm on like single piston. I locked them up and the back tires came off the ground. And it took the front lip and folded it under the car. No, I didn't.

Yes, dude, I have a picture. The back tires came off the ground? I got a picture. Dude, I literally could show you. I have a picture right here. Do you just have your front brakes on? Do you just have your front brakes? I can show you.

They come down to land. They see a Mustang sliding across on his nose. Those motherfuckers are always out of control. It wasn't that aggressive. I know the mustache. I believe everything until you said the back tires were off the ground. But it makes sense. It was low.

And it had that much like down force. You got like a plastic front lip on it. Of course it's going to fold. No, it was metal, dude. I'll show you. I literally just found the pictures. The front lip was metal. Okay, hold on.

You guys just keep talking. Let me find this. I'm going to get roasted for a century if I don't fucking cover this up. Funny hit the brakes and nose man. You have this must have. 186. I'm going to grab it alone. Fuck you guys.

You're on gravel. God dang it. I mean, that's just an out of pocket thing. Say, God, I'm just confused. Would you have only your front brakes hooked up to do that? For the record, what would lead that to happen? I don't know.

He locked him up too hard. Did you think it was going to do 200? I wanted to. Like, it had more, but dude, I've never, it was scary. I bet. So after I went back, you know how you, like, tighten your, like, where you put air in your tires? That, like, I had metal caps. Valb stem?

Yeah. I had metal ones. They welded. themselves to the wheels, they got so hot. And my, like, my brake pads were like nothing. It was just metal on metal after that one pass. Yeah, that's why they have like parachutes. So did you have a video of it?

No, I just have a picture right here. I showed Siege. You can see the lip and look like, look how the back's coming up. It's not a full nose bonk, bro. Come on. Okay, I mean, it's pretty freaking light on the rear wheel. Yeah, I can see it's a little bit. I mean, look how stupid this car looked after.

We're past that. We're past that, bro. It was such a cool car. It was still cool. Damn, that is not. That is crazy. Yeah. Well,

we better get to work to pay for this drift track, brother. God dang it. Is that what we're doing right now? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. We work. Yeah, we working. I'm glad we got that cover.

I did not need that at Zorba's. Don't forget to send me that hot dog shack link. All right. Well, that's it for the podcast today, folks. Dude, thank you guys for having me. always love this. Thanks for being here about on. Thanks for listening guys. It's always funny. Always fun. Thanks for saying some out of pocket. All right. Subscribe if you haven't. We'll see you next time. Can he send us out?

Yeah, Ken, hit that gong. I really should have took the headphones off. Oh my God. You put the mic up to it. Yeah.