Life Wide Open with CboysTV - We Threw A Motorsports Festival, Spensers Breaking EVERYTHING & New Pet Squirrel!
Episode Date: June 16, 2026In today's episode the boys are back from our first annual Octane Autofest. We break down the whole weekend from meeting you guys, Burnouts in the Zoo, to Quads performance. We also talk about our new... mystery hire, Spenny's big stunt, Our new friend @Slowie Films brings his squirrel on, and our lighting McQueen cars are multiplying. joins us with his new pet! Super fun episode hope you guys enjoy! Don't sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code WIDEOPEN at takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Unlock your best hair & skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on iRESTORE with code WIDEOPEN at irestore.com/WIDEOPEN! #irestorepod #ad #sponsored @slowlie_films To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV
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Oh my
Oh my
The Capote doesn't run
Not the Capota
My intentions weren't to break it
I just- Of course they never are
I don't know if there was five consecutive minutes that you weren't on the chip
It's done it's written off there's no fixing it
Where do we go from here with quad
Quad are you kidding me
Just freaking blue collar shit
Your feet get a little.
Not everyone's got it as easy as you around here, Jack.
Do these things?
I don't get it just sit in the AC office.
Play on my computer all day.
Yeah, play games.
Fruit Ninja.
You still playing Fruit Ninja?
That's the last game Evan played.
That came out in 2011.
iPod Touch.
It was a classic.
Was that around the Flappy Bird?
Remember Flappy Bird?
Yeah.
That was after.
Fruit Ninja was before.
And then remember Temple Runner?
Temple Runner.
Temple Runner.
Yeah, I remember.
Temple Runner would have been like that.
I like at the end of it.
Angry Birds.
The original.
Yeah, that was a classic.
I tried showing my niece that because she was like playing these games on her iPad.
I'm like, you got to try Angry Birds.
You're going to love Angry Birds.
So I like downloaded, get it all, like explain how to do it.
They played it for like 10 seconds.
Like, eh.
On a new thing.
Wow.
What about a Blune's Tower of Defense?
That was a go to game.
What about doodle jump?
Remember that?
That would have been like 2008, 2009.
Or the BMX Line Rider.
Yeah, that was a classic.
Ryan Rider was a classic.
Legendary.
Dude, I wonder if they still play games on like, you know, like back when I was, you know,
middle school in the iPod touch days, you would go on the app store and, you know, look for free,
whatever the new free game was.
And you'd be at school during your off period or at lunch and everyone would be playing it or
before school, whatever.
So, like, everyone would be, like, competing trying to get the best score?
Do they still do that?
Or our kids just too busy scrolling?
TikTok and Instagram.
Yeah, there's so many other things
that you can do on your phone
that you don't need to.
But before, that was like the only thing you could do.
Right, and you didn't have internet
because you're on this iPod.
I was going to say it was nice.
You didn't have ads.
Like, if you had the game on your iPod touch,
like, I couldn't get the Wi-Fi at the school,
so there were no ads.
You could actually enjoy the game.
You're going to trigger Ryan.
We could ask Spenny what he's doing on his phone.
He's been on his phone this whole damn podcast.
I'm just catching up on stuff.
I was mowing grass, so I was just catching up
on what was going.
on. Dude, the boys have been running it pretty hard on the grass lately.
It's out of control. It's growing like crazy. It's out of control this year. With the rain
and everything, there's perfect temperatures, you can't even keep up with it. It's actually
out of control right now, but Peyton's fighting a losing battle. Yeah, literally, literally. I think
we rode the motot track two weeks ago, and there was like, it was perfectly fine, and now it's
like a jungle. You can't even see the main line, like two weeks of growth, and it's like two feet
tall, you can't even see where you're going.
And that brings up another point, though.
Peyton, our lawn guy, or
our shop hand.
Dude is here for, like, legitimately one week
and he's already got, like, a TikTok fan page.
Yeah, which is still up for debate.
He's got to, like, let me...
Hold us up.
Yeah.
We're not entirely sure, actually, what the back end...
After this podcast, we should go up to him, be like,
give me your phone.
And ask?
No, no, just be like, give me your phone.
Get his phone and look at his TikTok.
See if he's running it.
Okay, so, so, so,
context of it. There's a channel or there's a page on TikTok. It's called like C-Boys background guy.
Right? That's the username. And then it's just like super blurry screenshots zoomed in on Peyton.
Essentially, he's an intern for the summer that just mows our grass around here and runs our errands.
And he's a great kid. I don't want to say that's all he does. But he's now got this TikTok page that just post screenshots of him in the background of our video.
The page is called New Seaboy.
But we're not entirely sure if he started it.
Because it seems random.
We got to confirm.
Hold on.
This is the at handle.
Peyton Seaboy guy.
And then the name is New Seaboy and the bio is the brand new seaboy guy, aka the goat.
And I mean, I'm not going to lie.
He is the goat.
I like Peyton a lot, you know?
It's nice having him around, but like it's just funny because it'll just be like.
Right.
Some shit like that.
Yeah.
Like he just happens to be in the background
And some Snapchat
And it's like super cropped in Zoom in
It's like another hard day at work for background guy
So we're pretty curious about it
Like we think it's funny
Dalton does not like it
He's like what
He must have made that
There's no way that he's got a fan page
He had to have made that
How's he already have a fan page
I should have a fan page
So yeah
It's pretty funny
So yeah like Spenny was saying
Like the grass is growing
at an alarming rate.
It's pretty insane.
And it's hot.
The grass is just literally ripping right now.
And so this is like the best problem in the world, but we have like so many spots now
that need to be mowed between like the shop, the farm, the new lake land with like the wooded
property, the motor track, the pit bike track.
And Peyton's the only guy mowing it.
And he's mowing it on the shittiest.
mower of all time.
It is just the
plastics, the hood and whatnot, and the
seat. It's never
been stored indoors.
Yeah, but he's also mowing on like a 40
inch deck. It's the smallest deck.
But it's all reliable. You cannot
kill that thing. He's moaning 80 acres of
grass. I think it's like in total 80
acres of grass. I agree.
On a 40 inch deck, the smallest deck we have.
Literally the smallest deck we have.
It's not the right mower for the job, but just don't
disrespect it and call it a piece of shit.
fully blown out. I will say
it's not a piece of shit. It's built
tremendously well and it's
seen a lot of shit. That's what I
will agree. It's definitely weathered.
Definitely weathered, but not a piece of
shit. It has... It works great. It has been
It looks like hell, but it works great.
So the...
The thing about, yeah, right?
It actually is the only mower
Spenny hasn't been able to kill.
I haven't rode that one. I try to keep... That's why. Evan doesn't
let me ride it. He actually ripped me off.
He's got like a one-to-one race.
show, so, like, he'll get about, I shouldn't even say one to one.
Three-fourths to one.
He'll mow three-fourths of the yard and then total out the mower.
Is this a bad time to tell you guys that I had to walk back from the moto track?
Of course you did.
Not the cabota.
The cabota doesn't run.
Bro, I think we need to be done.
I think you need to be done.
I think you're done.
I think you're done moaning.
I said, no, you're fucking not.
You break everything.
I'm dead seriously.
I think you're actually done.
Yeah, well, that's fine, but you're done moaning.
Try to describe what happened.
I was driving and then it made a...
Bram-r-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br...
It stalled, and then it fired up, and now the arms won't go back and forward.
Like, they go back and forward, but it doesn't move back and forward.
Dude, I'm just, I'm dead serious.
You don't want you. We don't want to.
You're the one who keeps trying to hop on these things.
I just want to help out, though.
You're not helping out.
You're causing more trouble by you're fucking up all these expensive mowers,
and then we have seven broken mowers sitting around.
What we put those mowers through and they were fine.
Except for yours was a little jammed up.
I don't understand.
But mine was perfect.
I actually don't understand it.
No,
none of us do.
I think you just don't understand how to properly run a mower.
I might just not know how to mow.
They didn't have riding a race bike.
They didn't have riding longmores in Canada.
He's riding like a race bike, dude.
Yeah, and it's like the ones that the blades spin,
you push it and it goes like,
oh, yeah, yeah.
Really?
Full manual.
Full manual.
manual.
Good for the environment.
No emissions.
Makes sense.
That's all Trudeau approves.
Yeah, we filmed a lawmower
challenge video yesterday
because we've been going through
so many mowers.
We need mowers
like at these different places.
So Peyton doesn't have to
drive a mower
five miles across the county
because that's what he has been doing.
And just think we're already down
half of our new fleet.
Thanks to Spenny.
We got a new fleet.
In doing so,
like the only way to justify this is we got to film a video with these things. Like,
moors are not cheap. No. That's why it's not a joke. Yeah. So, so we were like,
all right, let's film a video with them. Let's get two birds stoned at once. Well, things escalated
as things do in Seaboy's videos. So now we have two out of the four that still run.
Shout out Ryan for keeping his going. And then- The best one. Shout out to Bobcat, I think.
Yeah. Yeah. Shout to them from just not being a piece of it. I don't think I'd say that Ryan was
babying that moan. No, he was riding in a car.
I thought like that was being tough on it, for sure.
Man, we just love mowers.
I think mowing is just something that's a part of
everyone's life. Yeah, it's relatable.
Even like
superstar people like to do it. Rick Ross
literally bought like a crazy lawnmower.
He's like, I got mow my grass.
Did you guys see, so Rick Ross
is having a car show this weekend.
It's like his annual car show. Oh, yeah.
And there's a TikToker
that his whole thing is mowing the lawn.
So he's got like a lawn care company, but he's
He's made like a social media following by making.
Yeah, yeah, right?
And so pull it up, but I think his name on TikTok is like that lawn dude.
Yeah, dude.
And, but he went out and he bought a, oh, whoa.
He went out and he, uh, he bought a lawnmower that essentially is like a printer right there.
And it prints designs into the lawn.
That's actually, I'm glad he still right.
Could he come out and do ours?
Wow, that's actually, that's amazing.
How the fuck does that even work?
It must be like a combine where it's just got the...
It turns the blades on deeper and...
You know, where it's got like the geotracing or whatever you call it.
It pretty much just drives itself.
You sit on it.
Yeah.
For it to be that perfect and straight and know exactly where it's at.
Yeah.
Wow, that's actually...
Yeah, it's pretty amazing.
Do you ever seen those videos?
Here's actually, I think, would be a satisfying and also good for the community type of
YouTube channel.
Is your a...
And there's plenty of them out there.
they basically are like these lawn guys like this like they got professional gear whatever and they go around to say you say there's there's always that one lawn that's like fucking overgrown two feet tall and part of it is because maybe it maybe it's an old lady her husband passed away she's she's she's struggling on money she you know so it's all overgrown he'll just go over knock on the door and be like hey uh can i mow your lawn and she'll be like oh i mean no no for free i want to do it for free i just want to help out and he'll
go and like manicure
this thing. I mean, he edges it and at
the end, it's so satisfying to watch. It really is.
It's just time lapse pretty much.
And you just hear, like, it's just
doing it and you could watch it for an hour.
People love a good transformation.
And then, yeah, it's also helping someone out.
He obviously is making a business
out of it. It's really a perfect
rotation. My favorite thing is when he goes up to him
and he's like, there's a sidewalk under there and they're like,
no, there's not. And then he discovers
a sidewalk or multiple sidewalks.
There's a one,
SB mowing is the big one.
There's one of the other ones that he goes and he's like in the hood and the guy comes
and goes, what the hell you doing?
And he's like, I'm just taking care of this line.
He goes, no, you ain't.
This is the trap.
You can't be mowing the trap lawn.
And he doesn't know he's on video and the guy was pissed.
I'll see if I can find the video and we can pop it up.
You can't mow the traps lawn.
You can't mow the traps lawn.
Why?
I don't know.
I guess it's supposed to, I think it was because he was cutting down all the trees that
were like covering the high.
covering the house so then you could see it.
Oh, that's a place that you don't want to be right there.
Yeah, and he was getting like...
Messing with the traps, trees.
He was getting yelled at.
I'm still trying to process Spenny breaking the fucking more.
I don't, it actually doesn't make sense.
I wasn't even doing anything.
It's on flat ground.
It's actually on flat ground.
I wasn't even doing anything.
If we had a little camera on, you would be you freaking doing wheelies.
I wasn't doing any wheelies.
We finished the video.
There's four mores in the...
video. The only morrow that was broken was yours. The next day, you take this mower and you're just
literally mooring the grass and you break another one. Yeah, it's a bad look. I'm going to have
to do something. Dude, I'm dead serious. I think we need to, like you're not allowed to touch the
mowers anymore. You just need to buy your own mower. If you want to keep cutting the grass.
If I want to cut the grass, I got to use my own mower. Get a Canadian push mower like you're saying.
Just a little roller, no motor. True. Get back to my roots. Spenny rides that lawnmower.
he's in a super cross race.
He's like, all we got to do is get the job done.
Going over stumps and shit.
Don't worry about the motor.
Don't worry about the bike.
We're going to replace that at the end of this.
You're going to have a brand new one next week for the race.
Well, I mean, runs like that.
Dude, I'll say this.
After seeing Spenny at Octane Auto Fest this weekend and how you were treating your motorcycle.
Yeah.
I'm not surprised one bit that you came home and our lawnmowers started breaking because I don't know.
if there was five consecutive minutes throughout the entire weekend that you weren't on the chip
on one of your bikes. I was warming it up. The amount of videos I have seen of you sitting on your bike
at night in a bar, in the campgrounds, on top of a condo with your little mountain bike helmet on, your
little fucking white mountain bike helmet. And then you're just going,
And then the video of you in the back of the truck, and then you're just hyping the crowd up.
It was bad, man.
I will admit it was running to sound like that.
I got a Yoshimira on there.
Full titanium Yoshimira.
It's been...
But I don't know, that thing sounded good.
Yeah, it sounded good.
Yeah, people loved it.
People loved it.
People loved the Rev bomb.
And on your, you had your Harley out there too.
You had two bikes out there.
All three of my bikes are hurting from the weekend.
Because the one ended up in the pond.
You had your motorcycle.
motorcycle and then also your dirt bike and different people were just rev bombing it while you
were running around. Other guys because I needed all my rigs on the chip, I needed to hire guys in
so I can have all my bikes hitting the chip at the same time. Do I hear you say you put four hours
on your bike and all of that was just on the chip? I put four hours on my bike this weekend.
Probably just all. I didn't ride a lot. Three and a half for chip. I mean, yeah, Spani, like we hang out a lot,
but like we do so much random shit.
Like I kind of have forgotten that Spenny's like deep down to his core, a dirt bike guy.
Because we don't do, you know, we maybe do dirt bikes one out of seven days a week, right?
I want to be a Mo guy, but I don't.
Well, that'll never happen.
Some things aren't meant to be.
At Octane Fest, I realized after seeing you never get off your dirt bike, like you're in the bar on your dirt bike.
you're up on stage
at the concert
on your dirt bike
the whole time I was like
oh my god
yeah that's right
Spenny is a dirt bike guy
and it was so sick
it was so cool to watch
besides for your stupid
little fucking
white helmet
other than that dude
it was so sick
I thought it was so sick
like everywhere you were
you were on your dirt bike
running it
yeah you were running it hard
and and I knew that
because I could hear the chip
so yeah
like if I couldn't see you
I could hear you
it was like
it was like it was like
like a party call to
the people. I mean, me
and Corey, we rolled around
camp to camp and people would be
like in their little groups and we would
just roll up on them on the chip
and they'd turn around and they'd be like
dude, that's Spenny! And then they'd be
like, let's go and they'd fire up their rigs
and start hitting the chip and then next thing you
knew, a hundred people
come in and it's like a full
blown freaking riot.
Yeah, it was. Ryan
witnessed it. Ryan actually witnessed
it happened.
Octane Fest as a whole was a riot.
It was so much fun.
But Saturday night, we went out and we all hopped in golf carts,
Spenny on his bike, of course, and we're going out to the campground, which is called the zoo.
It's like 500 acres of camping.
And so you have to go over this bridge to get into the campground.
And as I come up to the bridge, it's fully shut down.
And there's like nine guys on pit bikes doing donuts.
in the middle of the bridge.
A bridge takeover.
They did a bridge takeover.
And this I pull up, I go, what do we got going on here?
And the security's like, we can't stop it.
But there's a takeover.
You'll just have to wait.
Actually.
Yeah.
Was Spenny in the middle?
No, no, Spenny wasn't there yet.
I made it through.
Spenny made it through.
And I just like drove my golf cart around and like around the pickup that was blocking security
for the takeover and then went in, then just drove up.
And I was like, have fun fellas.
And then drove away.
And then we got there.
We get to the campground.
There's nobody at our buddy's campsite.
And I go, huh, I guess it's going to be pretty chill.
I've got Alondar with me.
Spenny rolls up on his bike, starts rev bombing.
And within, I have all the time stamps, literally within eight minutes.
It was so bad, Alondar ran up to me and found me and goes, I'm scared.
Can we leave?
Because there's Suburbans doing rev bombs.
There's Spenny doing red bombs.
Spenny's doing a burnout in the pickup.
There's a monster truck fucking movement.
moving up and down. There's guys in diesel
trucks just rolling coal
everywhere. And then it was just
the most chaotic, amazing thing
ever. It was glorious. I had a
feeling that Saturday night was just going to be
rowdy. I mean, us on
stage firing up the people
more so you, quad, Ryan.
I mean, iconic,
legendary moment. And to top it all
off, Peyton was up on stage.
Yeah, so it was even up on stage.
Don't forget Big Grands. Kind of going.
Big Ranch had a shirt off. Full circle on this, right?
So Peyton has been a part of the team.
Peyton is the lawnmower kid.
Background, see boy guy.
So Peyton's been mowing the lawn for what?
Three weeks now at this point.
And dude, every time I see Peyton, he is more famous each time.
Well, yes, that.
But he's sitting there.
I don't know if he is, but it looks like he's just hating his life.
Like, it looks like he's just regretting.
It looks like he's just regretting ever coming and working for us.
And he's just like, well, he's just like, bro, there's so much.
lawn to mow. I think he's really, he's like, I'm on a, fuck it. I damn near should just be on a push,
have a push mower like this mower sucks so much. And like the whole time I'm like, ah, I hope he
doesn't quit on us because he's over mowing the lawn. And when we were up on stage,
big wrench is in front of me shirtless, Gavin Eland is shirtless, like the whole team in front.
Everyone who is our crew was up there. We even, we even had Scott from Red River Motorworks
up there. Like anyone who has works with us or is our friend, we were like,
Like you're up here and you're welcome to be here.
And everyone was having a great time, right?
Things escalated where, like, shirts were being thrown out in the audience, right?
And so I'm with the DJ, like right in the middle, like elevated, right?
I saw you head for the DJ booth.
I went, uh-oh.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, the music stops and it's like, but I'm watching this kind of like, you know, from the back, like above.
And I'm seeing this all play out.
And I'm like, this is awesome.
Like everyone on our team is running this right now.
And the crowd was loving it.
everyone on stage was loving it
I'm like this is like the greatest
moment ever and I turn around
and I see Peyton behind me
shirtless
holding the beer
just smiling kind of like
you know bobbing his head up and down
and dude in
the mix of all of this I just picture
him riding that lawnmower
going yeah I'm quitting this shit
next week and then when he's behind me
shirtless on stage going
yeah fuck it I'll see this through
What's right yeah it's crazy though like mowing the lawn to like fully in the mix of like chaos or I don't know just like
Yeah I mean ripping with the boys this is a clip that Corey got when they drop Peyton off in on Friday night and he was very concerned about you guys being upset or like getting breakfast
Just just play at the clip
730. I don't care
I'll see you're all right
yeah
730.
Hey, you have three hours.
Cory's fucking laughing at him.
He's like, dude, I got to have breakfast there at 7.8.
And then they go, well, we'll pick you up at 7.30.
Yeah, yeah, so you have breakfast at 7 for all the boys.
Yeah, we'll be here at 730. He's like, uh, all right.
The, uh, well, the night before I was like, hey, I just shoot in like our group chat.
And I was like, hey, Peyton, can you grab breakfast in the morning and just bring it like to the crew, right?
He was like, yeah, no problem.
And I see him like 45 minutes later.
And he comes up to me, goes,
yo, was I not supposed to start drinking?
And I was like, you hammered?
And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Am I supposed to drive Rich home?
And Riches over here?
Like, no, no, no.
And I was like, well, haven't you been drinking,
too?
He's like, yeah, but like, I could sober up
and drive him home at like three.
I was like, bro, no, we'll find
somebody, you're good, dog, you're good. But he
was concerned about that too. He was like,
I didn't know I was supposed to get breakfast.
I don't know if I'm bringing Rich home.
He's like, you're good, dog, you're good. No, he's a good kid.
I like him. That's funny. He's awesome.
Man, and
gosh, yeah, it was just a, it was just a fun time.
Dude, it was a great time.
Have you guys seen all of the TikToks
and the Instagram reels
of people at Octane?
Dude, there's like a thousand.
Like a thousand videos.
And so I've been like reading the comments and the captions to see like, you know,
I just want to make sure that people had a good, good time.
And you can truly see like, you know, an unfiltered version in the comment section of like what people have really thought of the event.
I've yet to see a bad comment of somebody that didn't have an awesome time.
And the amount of comments and captions I've seen that said it was the best weekend of their life is, is like truly mind-blowing to me.
Dude, I was in Menards today.
A worker comes up to me.
He's like, hey, I was at Octane Fest, all this.
Like, I just want to say, I had so much fun.
And my mom was there with me.
And she even said it was one of the best weekends she's had in a long time or something
along those lines.
And I was like, bro, that is awesome to hear.
It's like the dream.
It was such a success in terms of everyone having a fun time.
And, oh, and another thing he said is it was so smoothly run.
Like, you guys did such a good job of, like, having stuff going.
and it all was so smooth and like he had a lot of fun and and that's what all the comments are saying too
I'm very happy yeah that's that's awesome it wasn't so much about making money for us it was more so
just like we just want people to enjoy it and for it to go well yeah and that's what it did we actually
almost lost money like we barely broke even on on the entire event but just seeing that everyone
that came had the greatest time and just like hearing the stories and seeing all the videos
videos, like, makes it so worth it.
Like, the amount of time and effort that we put into it.
And the amount of people that were working on.
You look at Justin, Jack.
Yeah, our whole team.
Our whole team.
Like, we drove to Brainer.
We're looking at the track.
There was so many hours put into it.
I believe Ken has a list.
For virtually no return, except for that it was for, like, the people.
It was a legendary time, dude.
That's what it was.
And people, I'm just so happy that people feel, that they feel
the same way on the other side of it.
Yeah.
And people are like, are you going to do this again?
We don't have anything locked down yet.
And there is, so Octane Auto Fest is a thing that's going to be going on at Brannard
with or without us.
They have another one in September, but we will not be at that one.
But we do want to run it back again maybe in another year.
Yeah, I think a once a year type of thing.
I think once a year makes the most sense because it's like, it makes it special.
and it also allows us to like put our heart and soul into it like we did this time
to make it for three months to make it like a truly incredible experience for everyone that does come
and we don't want to half ass it and no plus i don't know if my bikes can handle two weekends a year
dude i don't know if i can handle two weekends a year i don't know if my equipment elast but the one thing i
will say your bike that you sunk in the pond oh it's good so so yeah frick how's that even
The only damage that I'm bummed about is I bent my left radiator and it had a radiator guard on it and it bent that too.
It didn't break it, but it bent it fully back because I hit the water so hard.
It peeled the graphics right off my bike.
Fold it in the plastic.
Fold it in the plastic.
It was insane.
I knew it was going to be a hard hit.
So I was getting ready for the race and Mark came up.
He's like, hey, Spenny wants to hit the ramp on his bike and ghost ride.
I'm like, that's going to be a hard hit.
And I'm like, he wants to do that.
And he's like, yeah, he like really wants to do it.
I'm like, well, tell him if he wants to do it.
You can go for it.
And, dude, I mean, that had to have been a hard ass hit.
It was a hard hit.
Like, I have a little, even like a little cut on my nose because the helmet hit the front of my nose.
That's the thing people don't understand.
They think like, oh, it's just in the water.
But when you're going fast, it's like concrete.
I had to hit.
Yeah, it was like.
They're not concrete.
But, you know, it's hard.
It's like doing a cliff jump and like flipping, but not getting the flip around and slapping your back under the water.
How far do you think you flew?
that had to been
over a hundred
I mean that was
literally third gear
clutch dump
off the limiter
and I was clutching
it the whole way up
the lip is wide
as like as fast
as I possibly
could go
this is a heavy statement
with you
because you've done
a lot of cool shit
but it was one of
the cooler things
I've seen you do
just because the way
you hit the
it was just a perfect
combination of like
a crazy stunt
not giving a fuck
like you had the style
like you were revving it
even in the air
you were still on the chip
in the air
and you even
hopped off at like the perfect spot
like right at like the the
peak of the of airtime
you just like hopped off
is insane and same with Adam on the
snowmobile yeah that was crazy he hit so
hard into the water that it broke
the GoPro off of his helmet so we lost
that footage and the worst part
this is this is the worst part about it
is that was the GoPro that
I had on my helmet when I was doing
the water cross race with Ben
the snowmobile I was on was legitimately
running like ass and then it
We'll never know.
We'll never know.
So worst part for CJ.
Like,
it just literally just shut off.
It just shut off like halfway through the first lap.
And so just died.
So here's the crazy thing.
We jumped on,
what was that,
Saturday?
Yeah.
And water sat in my bike till Monday.
So,
like,
I just loaded it right under the flat deck.
And I got home Monday.
And I'm like,
I've been stressing about it the past couple days.
I go and I like pull the airbox cover out
often I look at the filter and it's completely clean and bone dry.
And I'm like, huh, that's weird.
Maybe the sun must have dried it out.
And then I pull the filter out and I look in the air box and there's like not any water in it.
And I'm like, I thought this thing was going to be filled to the brim.
I was like, that's weird.
So then I like poke around.
I like open up the throttle body and like, look, it's completely clean in the airbox.
So I was like, there's no way dirty water went in here.
And then I look in the motor.
I probably had maybe triple the amount.
a fluid in the engine, maybe a quart of oil and then two quarts of water, dumped all that out
from the exhaust.
From the exhaust.
So it must have just came through from the exhaust and dumped that out, flushed like five
oil changes through it.
And then literally, I mean, it's running 100% perfect, not skipping a beat.
That's good to go.
Like literally perfect.
There's probably all the rev liminers you hit.
Yeah.
And just, I feel like when you ride them like kind of hard, it keeps.
some...
The other thing, like, Ben's bike
was fully dunked,
and that was 100% fine.
Yeah.
Am I...
We've had a lot of...
It is impressive how tough
everything is,
yet when you hop on a lawnmower,
Spenny, it just can't manage
to hold up.
Like, literally, simply
driving a lawnmower.
Like, I'm not even in a crazy position.
I'm on the bank, the pond.
It just keeps coming back to the lawn.
It's all good, Spine.
But, man, is our snowmobile good?
Yeah.
Big Rents are already fired.
It's going.
Yeah, the snowmobile runs perfectly fine.
But it's like your bike, which runs perfect.
Flash is an engine code for like throttle body air or something.
That snowmobile has a check engine light, but it runs great.
And I don't, we haven't diagnosed the engine light on the side.
Dude, that snowmobile has had the craziest existence.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The hardest life for a five-hour snowmobile.
It started out.
We did one snowmobile, like snow video with it.
And then we brought it to the sand dunes, rode it in the sand dunes.
wrote it in the sand and then sank it in the pond, correct?
And then after that put a new motor in it,
then the very first time driving it,
wrote it on the motoc track.
Adam jumped it into the pond at the motor track,
and then we didn't touch it from there
to where he then jumped it into the BIR pond
and then sank it.
Yeah.
Like that is its entire existence.
That's a crazy life.
And it's still good.
Yeah.
So the water cross sled,
the OG Green Articat water cross sled that we've had for seven years or whatever.
The water cross guys were like, yeah, I mean, once you sink them enough times, they start
to kind of just shit out. Like, you know, you're going to have to redo it. And I think that's
probably what the issue with it is. I just think we've, how many times that thing's been sunk?
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And I was like,
dude,
I got to know something.
Like,
how do I,
like, turn?
And he's like,
you just lean and like,
the sled is so dialed.
It's going to pretty much do everything for you.
And I was like,
okay,
I trust you.
God out there.
Dude,
you could have ran that thing all day
and everything just,
yeah,
that's crazy what a good sled.
That's how the green one used to be.
It used to do what you wanted to do.
Like,
when people would ask him,
like,
proper water
I agree. That kid was like, oh, I'll sell you this
sled. So if we... How much do you think that
thing's worth? That's it? Yeah, he said 12. Yeah, he said 12.
Dude, it's a lot. It's a lot of fucking money.
That's a nice new sled, though.
I think we should just buy
a new one like that because it is fun
to do it. Like, we do it like once a year.
I shouldn't say that's it. But normally like a built
snowmobile is like 18 grand.
He's probably got like 20 grand into that. Yeah,
it's probably more than that. The motor and stuff
on that is stock. Like, it's not a
motor. All it has is a can on it.
Oh, really?
I mean, the skin and the skis, yes.
But they turn the skis and they have different, yeah.
Right, all that's modified.
But at the end of the day, that power, I mean, that's stuff.
That's all you need, dude.
Also, I didn't have any gas in it right before we went.
We were looking at and we're like, there's no gas.
And then Big Wrench and Gavin look at each other.
And the kid that was loaning Ben Sled, he's like, oh, I'll go get some.
So he goes and gets a jug.
I'm like, is this 110 premix?
And he's like, yeah, yeah, I think so, you know.
Or no, and he goes, it's close enough.
Yeah, I think that's what he said.
I'm like, well, this isn't good.
Like, this thing's a built motor, and now we don't even know what fuel we're putting in it.
I don't know what happened, but the trailer that had the two snowmobiles on it had five gallons of 1-10 and a jug of oil all on that trailer.
And then all of some, the sleds were there.
It just happened so bad.
It was gone.
Whatever.
It was funny.
It is what it is.
Did you see the picture of you in the water doing this?
And I'm riding around you.
It was like, oh, that's awesome.
I think I might buy that kid's
snowmobile just so I can redeem myself
Yeah, run it back next year
I mean, I thought the
Watercross portion of it like added
such a cool element to it
Next year we'll have to like add on to it
And maybe get like some jet keys
Oh yeah and we need the jukeish bros out there
Doing flips
It's crazy though because it's only like
Five feet in there
Well, bro when you were standing
I think it was less
Well there's certain spots were less
Than others
Yeah
Because when I sunk the first time, it was over my head.
But for you to launch that high into the air into like four feet of water, you hit the bottom.
You were smart.
You were smart.
I would have thought it was deeper.
So I would have like fucking penciled.
I didn't pencil in.
I like landed on my butt and like I like landed pretty flat.
Like my feet were out in front of me.
Like I didn't land with my feet down.
Like jumping into a pool.
Yeah, yeah.
Like when you go to a diving or like a dive tank and you dive up the highest platform,
forms, you hit the bottom of the pool.
Like, professional divers do that.
They dive and they hit the bottom, and then they boost up to the top.
So I was, like, fully prepared I was going to hit the bottom.
I just wanted to make sure that there was no rocks, and they said that it was a man-made
pond sand bottom.
So I was like, oh, for sand bottom, we're ready to rip.
Do you guys see that video Aiden had of drifting?
He's drifting around the track, and then Andrew jumps over him.
Cody was in the pastoral seat filming, but, like, how close it was, honestly?
Yeah.
It's just so sick.
Yeah, our buddy Andrew Carlson, who we've been friends with for a long time.
He's been a part of the channel for a long time.
Brought his Pro 2 race truck is like a Baja truck out to the track.
And originally the idea of him coming, we were going to put him into the burnout comp.
And he was going to bring his ramp to just jump into the burnout comp and then do donuts and burn his tires.
And BIR like caught wind because he showed up with this ramp and was like, what's the story with this huge.
ramp. We're like, oh, Andrew's
jumping into the burnout pit.
And then next thing I know,
they had it just put into the middle of the track
and had him jumping over the
drift cars like all weekend. I was like,
oh, that is way cooler.
This is way better use of him bringing
this ramp. Thank you to Andrew
for showing up. Dude, I added so much.
Yeah, people love that. I think he had
to have had over like 20 jumps to
flat. Shout out Andrew Carlson.
It's got suspension, but that still is a
rough landing too. I have
He asked him, he was just like, you don't even feel it.
He was like, you don't even feel it.
The suspension is so good.
That's crazy.
That truck is insane, dude.
Yeah, I mean, it looked cool.
It was fun seeing, like, the various levels of skill in the drift cars.
Like, everyone there was really good, but, like, the extra good guys is very insane to watch.
Dude, I could have watched that all day.
Literally pros.
Like, they're so tight, and it's just, I don't know, it was just perfect, perfect seating spot.
I think that we're pretty tainted to like the crazy cars and seeing people do crazy things, right?
For sure.
And that was really cool to hear and ask people like, what was your favorite part of the weekend?
And, you know, some people said watching Spani and Adam jump into the pond, that was insane.
That was insane.
Some people said the burnout contest where, you know, we had people like Dom and its little pinky Barbie truck doing donuts and, you know, blowing the tires and like all those crazy.
crazy burnout cars. They were like, that was my favorite.
And watching Andrew jump over.
And then so many people were like, just seeing those drift cars come in at 120 miles
per hour, however fast they're going, and then pitch it into a drift and then drift by us.
Like you can feel that like in your chest when that high of a horsepower of a car is like
burning the tires at the rate that they are.
There's so much smoke.
They're so loud.
So many people were like, that was my favorite part.
Yeah.
A lot of people were like, I didn't realize how far.
fast they were going like you know when you see it in person versus you see it on video it's a
totally different perspective well did you guys see so our buddy tint uh was like hey can my girlfriend
angela get a ride angela's the one that we had called shred 80 on the podcast that one time and
mess with uh mess with them she's been in a couple videos but we're like yeah of course so
chris forsberg was like yeah i got an open c for hop in and so chris is like the fd goat
like he's like an OG and yeah he's he's like one of the best to ever do it
in the drifting world and uh so that was like angela's first ride along in the drift car
gets a ride so you're riding with like the best drifter in the craziest drift car like the whole thing
was like a carbon fiber and sam i don't know what motors in it but it's like the craziest drift
car you can ever imagine i hear them saying it was detuned to run a thousand horsepower but it's a
2,000 horsepower car.
Wow. Okay.
Yeah, that's insane.
I just heard the announcer say that.
At what point are you just doing yourself a disservice having that much power trying to drift?
I mean, those guys need it, though.
Those guys need it, man.
So Angela hopped in it and Chris gave her a lap around and they came back and she was like losing her mind.
She was like, that was the craziest thing I've ever experienced.
It is.
Like, I've never experienced anything like that.
I think she like blacked out because I talked to her right.
after she got out.
And then like three hours later, she's like,
oh my God, did you, I got to ride in the car?
I'm like, yeah, I was like there with you.
You were the first one I talked to.
Dude, what about Mike?
Mike given his mother-in-law ride-alongs.
Bro.
Three eyes?
Wendy was having so much fun.
Yeah, she was having so much fun.
Dude, every time we got done with a lap,
she's like, another one.
Run it back.
Can I stay in?
It was so awesome.
I can't tell if you're just like hyping me up
or you're just like.
She was having fun.
And she's like, no, I could actually do that all day.
I think she was driving.
She was pretty fired up after that because then she was just like, she was hanging with us
a whole night when we went back into the zoo.
She was having a, she was riding with Jackson on the Harley, dude.
We were on the double decker and we did a lap around the zoo.
And by the end of the lap, there was like a huge line of people that had like joined in on the,
on the cruise around the zoo, right?
And first bike behind the double decker was our buddy Jackson,
who's a madman on the Harley
and Wendy's on the back of it
and Jackson just
she was living life life life and Wendy's like
loving it dude I was like this is amazing
it was fun to see actually a lot
of our friends especially my mom
the power of adrenaline
like we're pretty used to that shit
like we'll catch
some adrenaline off of a lawnmower
but like you get you get some people
in a drift car that have never done
anything like that and then you put them in a
festival setting afterwards like
It's just so electric.
It was electric.
It was.
I want to do it again.
I love that you call it a festival setting because that's what it was.
It wasn't just like a show or even an event.
It was a festival.
And, uh, you know, we do at festivals or at least Seaboy's ones.
We have hot dog eating contests.
That was.
Yeah, Ben, you kind of sucked at picking your hot dog eaters.
Yeah, it wasn't the best.
Dude, it was, well, we can say after you guys have seen the video that the bigger you are
doesn't mean necessarily mean
the more hot dogs you need.
It never means it.
I was arguing that right off the top.
We don't want the big guys.
We need the skinny, skinny guys
always and suck the most dogs down.
Yeah, I was pretty surprised by that.
I mean, I guess I should have known that,
known Spenny, but.
I guess, well, I don't even think,
I've actually never seen Spenny eat a hot dog.
Yeah, but.
Just solid.
I'm not a big slid.
But, dude, yeah, I kind of messed.
I messed up on, on the selection of that.
I did.
I just, I profiled, I really did, I profiled, I'll admit it.
I was standing on the golf cart and I was looking around and I said, who wants to be a part of the hot dog eating competition?
You know, everyone was obviously hyped and I was just like, big boy, big boy, big boy.
Mike picked a guy and he just walked everyone.
Dude, like the big boys were eating four hot dog.
Like he ate like four.
The one guy was really hungover.
How many, how many is your guy?
Yeah, was it dead?
You were also the other guy that was really hungover.
I was nauseous at like the smell of the dogs.
And then they weren't just normal dogs.
These were girthy, big hot dogs.
I would say like compared to when we do our hot dog eating contest here,
these dogs were twice.
No, they just weren't.
They were just standard Cisco hot dogs.
I talked to Deanna last night and she's like, yeah, those are big dogs.
They're not that big.
Twice the size of a normal oscarmire.
It's the bun.
Literally a false statement.
That's a problem.
Dude, can we talk about 25% bigger than a normal hot dog?
Honestly, if anyone's going to know, it's going to be Mike.
So can we talk about, how about when you started throwing your hot dogs out into the crowd?
It did.
And they started throwing them back.
It started coming back.
It wasn't malicious.
I think it was out of hype.
No, I think so.
I didn't.
I don't know why I didn't think that.
I was just like, oh, these guys would get like a souvenir hot dogs.
I was throwing hot dogs too.
Yeah.
And then I'm like, well, I better say something.
Guys, could you not throw the hot dogs back?
And then right after I said that I got in the back of the head,
some kids probably like, no.
Dude, can you imagine how good that felt for whoever the kid was that threw it from the middle of the crowd?
He just lobs it up after Mike goes,
can you stop throwing the hot dogs back?
And it hits you in the back of the head.
No, I was a little bit more formal with it when I asked.
I was like, can you get the hot dog back?
And I felt so bad for the kid that was sitting next to me
Because he was
Ten?
No, the guy on the other side.
He had to go offstage for a second.
He was struggling but trying.
And I could see it in his face.
He was perspiring.
No, he was like five.
It was like five.
But he was perspiring and fighting.
And all of a sudden I saw him.
He had like the chipmunk cheeks.
They were full and he's looking around.
Where to go?
Go back there.
Go back there.
Yeah, you had to run off stage.
but he gave it a good effort.
I mean, he pushed himself to the limit.
Dude, how about the kid in the hot dog costume?
Yeah.
He gave it a good rock.
That one I would say everybody picked,
but he was wearing a hot dog costume
for legit two days straight.
I was like, the first dude I saw,
I was like, you got to take it out.
No questions asked.
He even swamming it and then just came out
and just kept on going.
Yep.
And then this other kid, Mac,
he was like, I pretty much came here
for the hot dog eating contest.
He was originally claiming 18 hot dogs
in 10 minutes,
which you guys,
if you think you can eat,
10, just like, that's impressive.
10 hot dogs in 10 minutes is impressive.
Don't go around saying you can eat 20.
The champion, Nick, that won 8, 13, and he's like, I think next year I'll go for 20.
Well, like, 10 hot dogs and 10 minutes.
A lot of dogs.
It's insane.
Got a year to practice.
What's crazy, the guy that won, that was the one who had the daughters.
Yeah.
And they were, like, I think we were, like, unloading.
Like, the first day, like, the event had hardly started.
And they're just like, my dad.
can eat three hot dogs in a minute.
And they were like rifling off these stats.
Like, oh, so he's been practicing.
Yep, yep.
He's like, okay.
He's done like a milk drinking competition before hadn't he?
Or one of the contestants had,
we were like, how are you feeling?
He's like pretty good.
I can do a milk drinking competition or something.
Got himself a thousand bucks.
Yeah.
Can't put a price on that.
Yeah.
And he didn't have to eat lunch.
And a championship belt.
And he got to run it up on stage with us.
He was at the end of the night when we were up on stage,
Spenny's doing the burnout and everyone didn't have a shirt on.
I look over and he didn't have a shirt on either, but he's wearing his belt.
The hot dog eating champ belt.
And I was like, this isn't real.
I mean, it's Tuesday.
It's Wednesday and he's probably still wearing that.
As he should be.
Yeah, I would be.
As he should be.
That was awesome.
I'm excited for next year because we're going to have to bring a couple of the contestants
back.
And then I think, I don't know how we do it next year, but it's going to be bigger.
It's going to be bigger.
It's going to be bigger.
The hot dog eating.
we need applications.
Yeah, maybe that's how.
We can do some golden tickets once we get there, but maybe we take like five spots.
We get some big dogs.
You apply.
You know, you got to, yeah, I want to see the timer.
Like a TikTok submission, maybe.
Yeah.
Like, let's see what you can do.
And Mike, Michael add a zero to the payout.
Yeah.
10K.
10K.
Maybe more than 20 dogs.
Two zeros.
Maybe you had two zeros.
Maybe you had two zeros.
The biggest hot dog payout?
What is the payout for like, yeah, what's the world's big?
Biashi and the world's most expensive championship hot dog competition.
You could probably get Joey Chestnut to pull up.
There's a $100,000 payout.
Well, yeah, he would show up.
He'd show up and take the check.
I mean, yeah, that's a good weekend right there.
The Nathan's hot dog won as a payout of $10,000.
Bro, you match it.
Do $10,000 and $1.
The biggest hot dog payout in the world.
It's insane.
would come out of the woodwork.
They would.
Bro, if you told him he could come out of your make $10,001, that's low six figures.
No, it's not, Ryan.
Or five figures.
Well, I can't count.
Five figures.
That's low five figures.
How long have we been doing this, Ryan?
We got to figure this out.
10% of the way to six figures.
Yeah, I mean, I bet you, I bet you he'd come out.
Definitely.
Dude.
And having Timmy there was so fun.
Yeah, homage, dude.
He was crowd surfing.
And it was just like, again, he, he, he, he,
said this was the most fun weekend of his life.
And think of all the stuff he'd done.
And he even said that.
I know he didn't say it on the podcast because he had just got here with us.
But maybe there's just something about a Minnesota boy enjoying his Minnesota Times.
I don't know.
I know you guys were pretty nervous when he was riding that dirt bike around.
I mean, I guess I was a little too when he almost slipped it.
Bro, I'm going back to the RV.
He drives by it.
Like, what's the Honda RR?
Like, probably a thousand-c-cotch-rock.
Whatever a Honda R is.
It was a BMW.
Is that what it was? The RRB? Okay, my bad.
But it's a thousand C. Either way.
He was wearing a helmet, but I recognize that green shirt.
It's very, right. And I'm like,
whoa.
Oh, hey, Evan. I'm like, oh, my God.
Keep your hands on the bars.
And then I don't know.
It's a wobble.
Then it's not too long after.
He's riding a Harley around.
And he then he was drive.
I think he drove the Evo. Maybe it was just a ride along by the 1,000 more fire.
That was cool.
I'm like.
Yeah, he was locking in.
He was an athlete
He just uploaded a random picture to Facebook
Of him in a C6 Corvette
And he's like
My favorite thing is when an English person
Let's me drive their car
And I'm like that is
English person
Yeah it was pretty funny
It was like kind of a surreal moment
Being there and having
All of our crew
Of like the random characters
That we have met throughout the years
Of making these videos
All together in one place
It was like a Simpsons crossover episode
It felt it felt
strange when I was walking and I was like, Grandpa, we got to go. We're going to do the hot dog
eating competition. He's like, okay, one second, I got a shotgun a beer real quick with Buddy Rocket Man.
And Buddy Rocket Man is over here like, let's go. Let's do this. I'm like, buddy, you can't be
shotgun and beers with my 83 year old grandpa at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. And he's like,
he asked me. And then Timmy, the Amish dude, is over here like, dude, your grandpa is all
I'm like, what is going on right now?
And Ryan's like, bro, I'm so fucking stressed.
Or sorry, quad.
I'm so fucking stressed.
I got to go get this performance over with.
And he's wearing his makeup and shit and the arm.
Timmy's over here like, dude, I've never met a rock star before.
This is so awesome.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
Listen, man, Ryan was nervous.
Quad is not nervous.
Once I become quad, I don't get, I'm not nervous anymore.
I actually didn't take a video because I just needed to let you do your thing.
But when I walked out of my RV, it was just you solo sitting on the couch with the lights on,
and I'm like looking through the windshield.
I don't think you knew I existed.
And you had your eyes close with the AirPods in and you were just mouthing the word.
Ripping the song.
And I was, yeah, I just had to leave your day.
Realistically, how many times have you listened to Hammerhardt, the week leading up to this?
If my drive was over 20 minutes, no less than twice, every single time I got in the car for the last two weeks.
And like, you go into the gym in the morning at like 7 a.m.
And I just like, it's top of my fucking like.
I'm like, oh, I got to listen to the song for the 900th time again.
You get to the gym and just run through the wall.
It paid off.
Honestly, yeah, it is still pretty hype.
You drive his Hummer right through the front door.
Are you screaming it on?
on Spotify?
Yeah.
So like you're basically
doing your
So listen to it.
I'm running my streams up.
I will say this,
Ryan,
I thought you did an amazing job.
I thought it was actually like
one of the highlights of
the weekend for me.
Actually,
it was,
yeah,
it was for sure
the highlight of the weekend for me.
Dude,
I loved it,
but there was people
in the crowd
that said that they couldn't
even hear what you were saying
because the crowd was so lit.
Like they were losing their minds.
And so that had to have made you feel like, oh, shit,
maybe I didn't need to listen to it two times every single car ride for the last four weeks
because you probably could have just ran it and just back.
And the crowd wouldn't have known because it was so loud there.
It was so electric.
Yeah, they were like, I think he's singing right now, but I can't even hear my own thoughts.
I will say I was trying not to black out because I want it.
Not because of alcohol, because of like fear.
I really did want to remember and like be present in the moment because like normally
people have to work really, really hard at their craft to perform to a few thousand people.
So I'm like, I should probably at least appreciate this moment for what it is.
And I blacked out.
I don't remember anything.
I tried to.
I tried to stay present, but I just like looked at the crowd and saw everyone going nuts.
And then I just the song was over.
Pretty big levels to go from the holiday in the small town that you live in to a stage with the crowd that's screaming their heads off.
And the only show between that was literally a private show in Ron's basement.
Yeah, it was a half-time performance to nine people in Grandpa's basement.
That one was pretty little.
That was a good one.
I think it is funny though.
I think some people see you and go like, man, like quad, he's used to this.
But in reality, you weren't used to that.
No.
But I did.
tried to do my best to rise to the occasion.
Being on that stage, I think, was probably the most electric thing,
because we've never really done that before.
Been in front of a crowd that, like, on a stage like that.
I'm just happy that I've seen other moments.
I'm happy that everyone was hyped and kind of like what Ben was saying,
we got characters coming up and everybody's just hyped and, you know,
seeing like Big Ranch there with his shirt off.
Everyone, like, thought that was so funny.
Big Ranch crowd surfing.
I think I might have kind of convinced him to do it,
but it was funny
you know
rule number one
of crowd surfing
dump your pockets
but see what bit you
as a screwdriver
and a rent
I mean not a knife
10 mill
and he sent it on the DJ
I'm like well here
let me get those
we don't need to
yeah you just clutter it all up
throws a couple beers up there
I'll hold on to this for you
I see rule number
yeah I guess I didn't think of that
I thought it was wearing nutcup
well and an eye patch
is rule number two
you want to wear an eye
prior to the quad concert
Timmy didn't
know what crowd surfing.
I told him,
just jump into the crowd.
You'll kind of surfing on.
You're little.
They'll catch you.
I got a Snapchat from Timmy yesterday morning.
And he was like, dude,
just found out that I gave somebody a black eye
when I was crowd surfing.
Dude, I'd never done that before.
Never gives somebody a black eye.
So that's pretty crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah, thanks for everything this weekend.
That was fucking nuts.
I was like, yep, everyone remembers their first black eye.
Mm-hmm.
Or giving it.
I've never given anyone a black eye, but I don't think I could hit anyone hard enough for that.
I do want to ask, and I'm scared to ask, but...
Just rip the Band-Aid off.
Where do we go from here with Quad?
With Quad? Are you kidding me?
Straight to the top.
You're a fucking superstar.
Stadiums.
First off, you got to get the full album.
I mean, I'd say...
We're playing SoFi Stadium in L.A.
Sofey Stadium, the Coliseum in L.A.
I'd say we just make it real awkward for everyone.
and mesh quad and rock out with your dock out together.
You're out in the daylight and baggy jeans and a long sleeve,
eye shadow on,
and everyone's just waiting in the lake.
Yeah,
Alondra was like,
can you wear like a more summer outfit?
I was like,
no,
this is it.
Well,
you could wear like super baggy jeans shorts.
I didn't figure that that was my time to switch up.
Yeah.
What I had going for me.
So I just kept it rolling.
Yeah,
you know,
honestly,
Ryan,
it's hard to say,
like,
what the trajectory of your stardom is going to be.
because after seeing this performance,
I was like, yeah,
Quad ain't going anywhere.
Because for a while,
I think it was maybe after
one of the podcasts of us talking about Quad,
there was just one comment that was like,
you guys think Quad is hilarious,
but we don't, or something like that.
It was after the Grand Paran,
like Super Bowl part.
Yeah, and I was like,
maybe people don't want Quad.
And then after seeing the concert
and people, like, losing their mind over it,
I was like, yeah, that guy was just a fucking idiot.
That was my first Qua.
It was me on my burner account.
So, yeah, I don't know.
It's hard to say where Quot goes the next.
I mean, I know Ken's got some plans, but being a sleazy agent, it's with his pocketbook in mind.
Well, we got to get the full album out first.
I have multiple full albums, two singles and an album.
We've got to get published.
They're published.
They're on Spotify.
Two singles.
Not a full album, though.
There's a full album on Drink Reboot.
Yeah, Seaboy TV song, Hands Off the Hair, Big Cannon Reboot and Quad Life.
Full fucking album.
That's an EP.
Technically, it's a EP.
Yeah, that's a NEP.
Plus, you didn't even do like a, once ever release for it.
We got to do it like a tour.
We need to do a quad music video.
Oh, I'm super down for that.
We got to do a quad music video.
Yeah.
That would go hard.
Throw the fish eye on.
Throw the fish eye on.
Break that Raptor out.
Break that Corvette out.
orange one, blow it up finally?
Yeah, if there's ever
a time to blow your Corvette up, it's for a music
video. I thought
about doing a little octane.
Shut up. You did hit a lot of limiters
in that thing, too.
Yeah.
Anytime Ryan was in and
I wanted to take the TRX out
in the burnout comp.
Oh, that actually. You could have jumped that
off of Andrews.
Yeah, true. I would have literally,
you would have had to peel me out of this
bottom of the floor.
dude.
Just compress my spine.
I was a little disappointed in the Corvette and the burnouts.
It just got hot so quick.
Did it.
Yeah, just literally within like 15 seconds of revs, temp gauge was just pegged.
And then I held it there a little longer and then it started to really lose performance.
I won't make a mess of coolant out here.
I better get off track.
That hypnotic burnout scar that I was in.
Crazy.
That thing is insane.
You're in that thing?
Me and Ken, I didn't know you were in there.
Me, Ken and Dom got to ride along.
Oh, is there a backseat, too? That's sick.
Yeah, dude, as soon as he dropped the clutch, it was just...
What was funny, in the front seat is, like, full harnesses.
Ken's got a fire extinguisher between his legs, like, the full nine race car.
Backseat's just as back.
Just a seat.
The dude was saying just idling that car burns a gallon of gas a minute.
What?
Really?
Like, in the drive it took to get it from his trailer to, like, the staging area.
burned a quarter tank.
What's his fuel lines, garden hoses?
And he also said it's running methanol.
Methanol burns fast.
I can smell it.
That shit burns.
So like just, we're idling.
It's just like my eyes were just watering.
And he's like, yeah, you need to wear pants.
Sorry, to go find pants.
Because he's like, if it, if you start on fire, you won't see it.
Well, he was telling us in the back seat, we were, I was wearing shorts.
I missed that memo.
But in the back seat, he's like, let me know if you guys, like, feel like you're getting
too hot because it's going.
to get hot back there just with how close it is to the rear tires.
It got warm, nothing that I was going to, like, throw a fit about.
But, yeah, it was the most intense.
God, burnouts are nary.
Burnouts are narnoes are nirley.
It's actually kind of nirley.
There was that guy, and then the guy in the firebird.
Firebird was off.
Yeah, the fire.
And I was, uh, so we were like the, you know, the MCs, the judge.
And I was like, all right, who, who do we think?
The first place and second place, first place to hypnotics or the firebird.
And the crowd chose the firebird when I thought,
I thought the hypnotics one was crazier, but you can't disagree with the crowd.
I think it was just...
Hypnotic is such a, like, proper build, or just, like, looks like a race car, maybe you want to say,
where that firebird just had that, like, raw, you know, no hood, banged up.
And I think that resonates with the people.
Also, trailered it there with a limo.
Oh, that's pretty awesome.
It was pretty cool, yeah.
That's pretty awesome.
I forget where he came from, but yeah, he tailored it there with a old...
old Lincoln Town car limo.
I was just bummed since I was driving.
We were kind of like so far away.
I didn't really get to get up on the action.
So I've been stoked to see all the TikToks and the clips and the videos of, yeah, the people
ripping.
I mean, I think that's enough on Octane.
But, dude, shout out to everyone that came out.
People traveled from all over the country and all over the world.
There was like people from Brazil, Austria, like crazy, crazy.
crazy how many people traveled for this event and yeah shout out shout out to everyone that came
and uh can't wait for next year we're going to do it even bigger which is hard to believe because we did
it pretty big and we're going to dial everything in for the production and and the show and just
make it like again the best weekend of people's lives which everyone is saying so we got a high bar
we got a high bar but we're going to we're going to beat it and we're excited for next year so
stay tuned for the announcement.
We'll probably do it at the beginning of June again.
But, yeah, thanks for everyone that came.
It was lit.
And it was sick that, like, it was actually a driver event, too.
It wasn't just, like, come hang out.
We, like, I mean.
Yeah, people got.
You got so much stuff.
And my car didn't start on fire.
And you guys have no idea how many times I got asked that this weekend.
Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of times.
Almost like you have a reputation.
Yeah, I guess.
But it's like, how does.
My car starting on fire two times earned me this reputation.
It has been more than two times?
Has it? Find the footage.
I guess it hasn't then. I guess he's right.
I mean, when it's been on camera three and it started two of those times.
What in the hell?
It's only been on camera three times.
Look at this.
All right.
So, here, you want to hop in here?
Yeah, here, Chloe.
He's getting the middle.
Welcome Slowie Films to the pod.
Yeah, this is our new friend, Slowie.
We just met at Octane.
and he showed up and he brought with this little buddy.
Yeah, bubbles.
A little homeless squirrel.
He's just, he's camera shy, it looks like.
So slowly was like, he called me on Thursday and he's like,
yo, what are you doing?
You hit an Octane Fest his weekend?
I'm like, hell yeah, I'm driving there right now.
He calls me 30 minutes later.
He's like, all right, 15 hour drive.
I'll see you there.
And I was like, all right.
So he just drove out in his van from Pittsburgh.
from Pittsburgh.
And he's got this little squirrel.
And he's got two cats, one three-legged, and then one four-legged.
And his girlfriend in the van, and they just cruise down.
Harley, dirt bike, couple animals, and van life.
So this squirrel is like pretty much fully domesticated.
Like he's like, he's chilling.
Kind of.
I mean, he's still a baby.
So he's like seven weeks old.
So, I mean, we kind of have to see what's happening.
I mean, he obviously knows who feeds him.
You know, that's kind of where we're at right now.
I don't know what he's doing.
This is new.
Like, what is he doing right?
I think he's shy.
Yeah, he's shy.
Oh.
He's okay, Bubbles.
Yeah, I guess I've never seen a squirrel.
I really haven't either.
Like, have any loyalty to anything but that nut.
Yeah, literally.
Yeah, so I mean, I think it's just the fact that I'm actually just feeding them and stuff like that.
But at the same time, like, we were outside for an hour yesterday and I let him on the ground,
and he didn't go anywhere.
Didn't go anywhere.
Because you've only had him pretty good.
Like you said, a week and a half, give or take.
Yeah, so we're coming up on two weeks now,
and the reality is just, he just knows where the food is.
Kind of locked in.
Yeah, I can't plan for that.
And what, you feed him with, like, a syringe?
Yeah, he has to feed him with a syringe because all the other,
there's, like, special stuff that you have to put in him,
so he's not getting sick.
What do you, what do you, yeah.
Taking a hole in the back of your head.
What does he, what do you feed him?
Just the milk.
That's it.
And then we're going to try to introduce some new things whenever he seems like he's ready to.
Acorns?
So it's weird.
Everything you look up online, right, is like, you should do this.
And then literally the next thing you read, it's like, whatever you do, don't do this.
And it's the same thing.
Yeah.
So it's real interesting with trying to find the actual right thing to do because they're telling you to do both.
And it's like, this is terrible.
This is the best.
So we'll see.
Dude, is he not tickling you?
I'm like this shit out of my ear right now.
You can grab him with your hands, right?
Yeah, he just wants up here, though.
I don't know if he's scared of the camera.
It might be too bright for him, you know?
Yeah, he's like, he's really trying to stay up here.
Such cute little thing.
Doesn't have a bushy tail yet, but probably one more week in it will.
There he is.
Little bubbles.
Being a dad is so hard.
Oh, there he goes.
There he is.
Perfect.
Loose squirrel in the shop.
Don't let him get away and you'll bury into a little knuck.
We'll never find him.
That was the whole thing with the van.
We're like, holy crap, we got to make sure we do not lose this guy.
And where does he sleep?
So we have a little cage.
It's just a two-story cage so you can learn how to climb and stuff like that.
Like a bird cage?
Kind of, actually.
It's a hamster cage.
But, I mean, at the same time, it's just like so he can learn how to climb and use his abilities.
Because, like, when we got him, he was like frozen solid, almost dead.
Oh, wow.
Like, he had a heartbeat, but he wasn't moving.
Yeah.
You brought him back, nurse them back.
Literally brought him back.
We have all of it.
So it's like crazy.
But you're not holding him hostage.
You allow him.
you let him outside and he just doesn't leave because he has nowhere to go he's young and he
he doesn't know what to do yet see it's just like what do you do like he he thinks he's gonna die
oh he's he's looking at mike shorts right now he's wearing the bucky's he likes buggies
dude i can't wait until it starts jumping he jumps but it's just random oh he'll just like rip
we had him on a picnic table and i was like okay we got to figure out you got to learn some
stuff, like how to get down and stuff. He literally jumps from this picnic table straight to
almost my face. I'm so far away. I was like, all right. And then he just jumped right at me and that's
good to see because he's like, I don't even care about getting down. I want, I want you. Do you have to
like lead by example? What do you mean exactly? Like are you, are you jumping off the picnic table
and then showing him what it looks like? No, no, we can't, I don't have that agility with my
build. Dude, because like you're, you're kind of like, you're kind of like.
like mama right now.
Like you're gonna have to teach bubbles like the necessities of being a squirrel.
You need to go on Amazon and you need to order a squirrel costume.
Oh my gosh.
And put it on and wear it with them.
So you could teach them.
I don't know.
Is that going to do good?
I don't know.
I don't even hurt.
It might teach them.
You can maybe teach them some stuff.
Yes, that's going to be a great title thumbnail for the next bid.
Dude, I learned from the-
Squirrel for the day.
Yeah.
And then what have you?
you let him lead you
like you follow him
he's gonna have to get a little bit more
independent like you guys go to a park
and and you could title it
like living like
my pet squirrel for the day
and then see like what he does
yeah it'd be pretty funny and try and like
infiltrate like the squirrel community
we can try I mean I don't know what kind of community
they have to be a decent squirrel community out there
I mean it depends on where you're at like where do you think
the best place to be a squirrel is
San Diego.
Yeah, I was just like California.
I don't know.
I feel like like Central Park, you'd have like a bunch, like a pretty good assortment of trees.
Dude, I learned from a Mark Rober video that squirrels are one of the, one of the or the only, I can't remember, animal that can survive a fall at terminal velocity.
So like if they jump from two stories, like they can only fly so fast or if they jump from 32 stories, like they're so light.
And if they spread their arms out, they can like actually fly.
max out their speed at a at a fall rate where a wing suit that's like wear a wing suit and that's not talking about flying squirrels that's just squirrels in general just a squirrel in general can jump off of whatever height they want really i mean we're not gonna test that you're not going to test that you're like oh shit
i don't know if i got that one bubbles so the other day i was wondering he so he was in my hands and after you feed him he gets all kind of wild because he's like oh i'm gonna go check some shit out
I'm like walking with him in my hands and then all of a sudden he just jumps to the ground
and he's just asleep he's just knocked out oh yeah so I was like oh shit he's that again
and then he was what did again what I swear to God I picked him up he's just like like sleep
and I'm like oh no and then he just come right back and then he was fine again so but that's crazy
that you're such a good squirrel dad yeah man you're such a good squirrel dad slowy you
But it's funny that he says that.
Like, he can jump from pretty far and, like, maybe they're fine.
Yeah.
He was not that fine.
He's biting me hard as shit.
We got to get this dude in a hyperbaric after that trauma to the head.
He's good.
He's alert.
But I was surprised.
I was like, holy, wow.
Not even concussed.
Yeah, you come right back and just right back at it.
And how long was he out?
I don't know, a couple seconds.
So you pick him up.
He's just like, like, you come back.
Yeah.
And then put him in the cage because I was like, oh, shit.
And then he was just good.
I was like, oh, man, that's just must be.
I don't know how many live squirrels have
But uh
Yeah pretty cool
You're traveling the country
He's got two cats
Two cats in there as well
One with three legs
But he's not traveling the world with pets
Like you're riding bikes
Yeah he's going to motor events
Yeah I have been telling everybody
That Slowies the East Coast buttery films
Oh
Yeah that's what I'm saying
His same vibe as buttery
Just the East Coast version of it
Yeah that's been a pretty common title
Over the last few years
Like the last two years I started
But everybody was like either coming at me for like, oh, man, you're just like him or you're trying to be like him.
It's a cool, interesting thing because, like, the motor community definitely knows who that is.
You know, so it's sick to be compared to even someone like that because how far he's done, you know, how far he's went.
Buttery.
Buttery.
Buttery.
Also named Connor.
Yeah.
Also named Connor.
They're both named Connor.
Yeah.
What's better.
East Coast or West Coast?
Oh, shit.
I started to be vaccinated.
I mean, it all depends what you're looking for.
I mean, you guys have traveled at this point.
Yeah, we haven't really actually ran the East Coast.
Not about the East Coast.
Where do we got to go?
Because everyone's always like,
oh, you got to come to the East Coast.
But, like, I don't know, I feel like there's more stuff to do on the West.
Yeah.
There's stuff to do on the West.
And it's way more beautiful there.
Like, if you're just like here, like, there's just so much views and stuff like that.
But, like, the East Coast has, like, something different to offer.
It's just not views.
Florida's always good, but you guys have been there.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess when I think, I think of, like, north.
North East.
The Appalachia area.
I don't know. Where's Pittsburgh?
Is that considered Appalachia?
I actually can't even answer this.
I don't think it is. I don't think it is. Isn't the Appalachian? Isn't it Appalachian?
Like Bristol was in the mountains. Yeah, the Appalachian mountains.
Pretty far on the south end, I think, though.
Everybody in Pittsburgh is like, I'm right here.
Yeah, AI just says, no, Philadelphia is not in Appalachia.
I can say, is it Appalachia or Appalachian?
Appalachia.
Appalachia is a word.
And then Appalachian.
He's also aware.
I can see the comments right now.
People always need to look at them, man.
Pittsburgh's on the west.
I just said, though, I don't know nothing about the East Coast.
Pittsburgh's on the west side of those.
So no.
No.
All right, okay, glad we got to the bottom of that.
Oh, fuck, that could have been.
Mike, what's the deal with the box over here?
Oh, we can get into that.
I just got some fun things I wanted to show you guys.
All right.
At least I think they're fun.
Going into it with the screwdriver.
Mike, have you ever heard of these things called knives?
Like a little kid on Christmas morning.
Yo.
Oh, no way.
A rug?
Looks like a rug.
Hey, yo.
I love when we get gifts on the podcast.
People are going to send us off all the time, but it's been a little dry lately.
Sorry, Bubbles not trying to spook you, but.
Looking good.
He likes it.
Does he?
Oh.
No.
That's sick.
We got a light flat open podcast rug.
Oh, wow.
We have more.
Can I keep opening?
Yeah, of course.
There's spending.
There's more stuff in there.
It's like Christmas.
That rug that Ryan has is also a Life Wide Open logo is huge.
Oh, this is sick.
Oh, come on now.
Spenny.
Oh.
Spenny just dumped the box.
Uh-oh.
And it was full of like the confetti paper.
No.
A little Simpson.
A little Simpson's actually.
What to say, Spenny?
It says two dub boys.
Names are on the back of each item from Travis.
Heck yeah.
Shout out Travis.
He is a,
Yeah, look at this mini little.
Dude, that thing's huge.
So, yeah, he's like 16 years old.
He's custom rug maker.
He's a huge fan, and he's like, I wanted to make you guys some rugs.
This is sick.
That thing's actually huge.
Yeah, here we go.
T.W. Custom Rugs.
Yeah, pretty sweet.
Yeah, he's only 16, and he just grinding.
Instagram at Rugg underscore Maker TW.
Very nice.
Dude, I bet this fresh rug, hit him on.
Isn't that sick?
It's not be fun making a good rug.
That's what I thought.
It's just so cool.
you can basically bring any logo to life.
What speaks to you
about making a rug, Ben?
I don't know. It seems like it'd be super
satisfying. I've watched a bunch
of videos on it. Yeah. And you, like,
put it on a projector,
you draw it out, and then you
sew it in, and then you flip it,
and it's super furry, and then you shave it
down. And I don't know, it's just a super
satisfying process of, like...
You shave it down, and then it's sick, because, like, on the
letters here, you, like, almost embossed them by...
Yeah. It's like...
I don't know, I would equate it to being...
It does look satisfying.
The videos?
Yeah, yeah.
The Instagram videos are satisfying for sure.
It's just like a...
Just next week.
More of an art form of being a barber.
Because you're still using like a clippers
or you're using, you know, shaver.
But you can obviously do more art with it.
Are you guys ready for your gifts?
Yeah.
Oh, we got more?
Up first we have Micah.
Oh, that's sick.
Viper.
Wait, so he got us these two?
Yeah, these are both.
the rugs and he got us.
Here we go. We got Ev.
A little Miata. Ev with a Miata. This one's
maybe more like you, Spenny. It kind of looks like my miata. Yeah, you got a blue
mea. This is like identical to your Miata.
Up next, Big Ken, Cyberchuk Quad.
Oh, wow.
Okay, Kenny. We got Ryan.
Hummer, let's go.
Humber, let's go. Hold it down. Blue Porsche.
I don't know, that's sick.
Micah.
Oh, another one?
Another one.
We have a true identical yellow Subaru.
That's pretty sick.
And then Sue CJ and it says,
Bugatti in the casino.
Dot, dot, dot, ha, ha.
And it's a Bugatti.
That was the most Canadian way to read ha ha ha I've ever seen.
Ha ha, eh?
Now we got some rugs that we can walk on and stuff.
I wonder if you can see them from those cameras.
It actually is kind of cool there.
I like it.
Yeah, I agree.
Thanks for the gifts.
Got some gifts.
TWU custom rugs.
What else we got?
Oh, Shred 80 got me a new van?
Yeah.
Congrats on that.
Yeah, yeah, congrats.
And it's still running?
No, it was.
But it's kind of been bumming me out because now I don't got a motor van because he broke it within the first five minutes of giving it to me.
Well, it still runs.
I feel like it was kind of just eye for an eye.
Well, it was funny because I remember CJ's saying that.
Yeah, that actually worked though well.
We got the he broke his van and he broke our GT.
I mean, I know he was trying, but straight up Spenny was the one who actually jumped the GTI.
There's an interesting chain of events there, boys.
Dude, you're actually kind of like sneaky destructive, Spenny.
Like, everyone gives Evan the rap of breaking ship.
But like, you actually, you break so much stuff.
And I would say more than half of it is non-filming related.
Like, it's you just being destructive.
Like every time you drive the lawnmower, obviously we've established that.
Everything on our skid steers bent because of you.
And then obviously you jumping the GTI that had the Lightning McQueen wrap on it.
In the middle of the night.
2 a.m. in the middle of the night.
Just for the love of the game, which is, you know, I like that you're doing it for the love of the game.
I was fixing a mistake.
Gavin tried to jump it five times.
Yep.
and the oil pan was cracked and it was leaking.
So you knew.
So we were like,
everywhere.
Leaking everywhere,
all over the track.
We better do something.
And what are we just going to have a leaky oil pan?
We better finish it off and do it the right way.
So we finished it off.
And when Ben says not filming,
they were not filming on the big cam for the YouTube channel.
Luckily,
we could run back the clip of it right now.
Yeah.
Yeah,
which I was happy to.
One iPhone video of it.
Yes.
I didn't want.
to do it, Ben. I was in bed.
They pulled me out of bed for this.
What's the content?
Have you want to hop in here? Let me hear the, let me hear the context of it.
Thanks for coming on, Sloa. I appreciate you hanging out this week and bring you bubbles.
And just.
Bye, slowly.
Thanks for letting me come on. I appreciate it.
Bye, Bubbles.
So who has the clip?
I still haven't heard the whole story.
This is how it happened.
Spenny and Gavin and a few of the boys went to dinner and it was
starting to rain heavy.
And we look outside and the GTI has all the windows down, which originally I was going to
put the garden hose in there and just fill it up with water and be like, you left the windows
down and it rained.
But then we decided that it was kind of mean.
So we pushed the car way off into the woods because they duct tape the e-break for no good
reason.
So you can't park it.
So we just pushed it into the woods.
That is what unfolded us even touching it, is it had to get pulled out of the woods, which
turned into Gavin, hooning the car just like.
No, they call me. They call me. They're like, I'm actually tweaking about this. They made me kind of freak out a little bit because I drove it and then I parked it on the bank and the big, the company truck and trailer was on the drift track. Yeah. They're like, we're in the woods. The GTIs in the woods. What did you do? Did you leave it in neutral? So I'm like, holy fuck. Holy shit. The truck and trailer was down there like, oh my God, it had to have hit it. Like it was right in pointed right at the truck and trailer. So I'm tweaking. So I run out. I'm freaking.
out and I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, this is so bad. I hit the truck and trailer. So I'm
freaking out. That would have been worse than what you did, by the way. I know. So I freak out.
I'm running, I run down there and the car stovved way down into the woods in the farthest corner,
putting it together. I'm like, somebody pushes down here for sure. How did this thing get down here?
And we push it out. I mean, there's like eight. Big wrench was there helping. Big wrench, the Harley Boys,
Gavin, and obviously the, you know, what's a heck of a crew?
Dalton pulls up in his truck.
But he pulled up so quick that he didn't even bring his phone.
He was filming on Big Rensches, iPhone 4.
Because he knew he had to film with something.
He's like, Big Rens and he's like, oh my God, all right, whatever.
That's what this was filmed on.
No, this one was on my phone, but we got some angles.
We knew the cameras had to come up.
It's actually in Gads.
Big Rensches, iPhone 4?
Yeah.
iPhone 8, but same thing.
I mean, it's still really horrible.
That's still, that's what, eight generations ago?
We're on iPhone 16 now.
We're ripping it around.
And then Gav's like, you got to jump it.
You got to jump it.
So I'm like, all right, I feel like we should wait for the daytime.
And then everybody's like, no, no, no, let's jump it now.
Let's jump it now.
And I'm like, all right, well, I'm not going to jump it.
So, Gab, you jump it.
Well, my name was getting thrown in there, and I know better than to hop in there.
I may have been encouraging it, but I knew that I was not going to be the one behind the wheel.
You were the number one encouragement.
Well, I like seeing someone else wrecks up and not just me for once.
That's what, uh, both.
Jackson and Corey said to me, they go, man, Evan is really good at peer pressure.
That was the first fucking thing, the first words they said to me in the morning was
Evan's really good at peer pressure.
So Gab jumps in it, comes in pretty hot, hits it, Evan goes, that's not good enough.
That wasn't big enough.
Wait, run it back.
Run it back.
So then Gab comes all fight up.
What, you did?
That was big.
That was big.
Gavin's like, no, it's not.
That was not big enough.
So then he wraps around again, hits it again.
Does the exact same thing.
So we're like, all right, run it back again.
Like, it wasn't good enough.
Like, what, how, this isn't even a bit anymore
because Gavin was filming for his video.
Like, what?
Like, you're gonna jump at one inch off the ground?
Like, that's nothing.
That's not gonna be sweet for the video.
It is a lowered car.
It is a lowered car.
Yeah, like it's a, yeah.
The problem is, is Gavin will come in, so he's in the background.
It's rev bombs.
He's coming in, a few gears.
Then he led off and hits the bridge.
He gets to the jump and then just bails up.
Was it good? Was it good?
Like, no.
Keep your fucking foot in it.
No, but then he was saying, he was saying the gas wasn't working.
The gas wasn't working.
And we're like, the gas is working.
You're letting off and hitting the brakes.
Okay, let me just see this video.
I still haven't seen it.
Really?
No.
So fast forward.
It's impression of my air.
I jump in it after Gab jumping it five times.
And this is you?
This is me.
No lift.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Hand delete.
It was, I mean, sturdy.
Oh, my God.
Sturdy air.
Right there.
Oh, my gosh.
But look at how fast the oil is on the ground.
Literally.
Pretty much immediately.
Yeah.
Just impressive air for a static, lowered GTI.
It's crazy that you woke up from sleeping, did this, and then went back to bed.
You slept like a baby, I'll bet.
I actually slept really good.
Now I know how Gab does it.
Yeah.
Every time he'd hit it,
Because, you know, when you hit that jump, the driveway, like, the Y's out?
So there's kind of a gnarly.
Oh, yeah, there's the Y.
Every single time he'd hit it, he'd also pile into that.
Front wheel and the oil pan, every lap.
Which was almost more brutal than the jump.
Like, remember when he pulled up at the shop and he just scraped the bottom of the car?
Yeah.
He did that five times.
Tris trying to steer around the track.
Like, he was running off the track and hitting the edge of the track,
scraping the bottom of the car.
Spenny sends the biggest jump and somehow perfectly dripped.
I jumped bigger than him, and I still made it around the curb and didn't hit the curve.
Yeah, I mean, he's never claimed to have touch.
I'm sorry, but I hope we're even after me jumping my bike into the pond.
Dude, I don't care.
I don't care that you jumped and crashed the, or cracked the oil pan.
That was hilarious.
You care about the mower?
Because that thing's piled up on the motor truck.
I care about the mower.
Yeah, that's a different department.
I actually don't care about that.
You got to roll into the van, though.
So Gavin was supposed to fix the car.
Before going on to that, though.
Oh, my gosh.
So that was on Wednesday night.
So I show up and I start editing Thursday's video, Thursday morning, and I'm in my office.
And at this point, I'm tweaking.
I'm tweaking because I was like, yes, that was awesome when we jumped it, but like we should have waited for the daytime for the camera.
I was like, I actually might get in trouble for doing this.
So I'm tweaking.
And I hear a door swing open and I'm still asleep.
It's like 7.30 a.m.
and I hear a door swing open and I hear Spenny!
And then I hear, and then I hear fucking lazy ass
and the door slam shut.
And I was like, dude, that sounded like Ben.
So I rip out of bed.
I jump up.
I go straight up to the track.
I start cleaning up the oil mess.
Like sweeping up the oil.
I'm tweaking up.
I'm trying to get all the oil cleaned up.
I sweep the whole track by hand, get it all done.
And then I'm like, I'm like, I need to find an oil pit now.
He didn't have a street.
So I get on the phone and I'm calling like 20 places trying to find an oil pan,
finally find one.
And they're like, all right, 12 o'clock we can get it.
And I'm like, all right, finally the weight's coming off my chest a little bit.
I'm like, I'm going to get this thing on.
Gavin's going to throw it on.
And it's going to be funny for his video because he can put it back on and drive it to the thing.
So Gab goes and picks it up.
And I show up to the shop the next day at like 6 o'clock in the afternoon.
And Gavin's just crawling out from underneath the GTI.
And I'm like, thank God.
They got it done.
Things are smoothed over.
We're dialed.
And he crawled and he's like, yep, it's done.
It's written off.
There's no fixing it.
What did you do all day that you're just finding this out now?
Like, I gave you eight hours.
I ate lunch at two.
And then I had to remember his listening experience?
It was all about eating.
I had to eat.
He's like, well, he went to breakfast.
We got breakfast with Rich.
And then Jen made lunch.
And then he had to hit lunch.
And then he didn't get the oil pan from Fargo
till like 4 o'clock.
And he finally climbed under it at 6
to realize that we were going to have to cut the oil pan
to fix it.
So he just fully gave up.
And then he's like, it's all right.
Ben's not going to be mad.
I got something better.
I got something better.
And I'm like, all right.
What the hell is Gab got going on now?
Well, I mean, the whole, yeah, the whole time,
like you think I'm going to be mad.
So I'm sitting in my office.
I'm editing.
And Spenny comes in and like sits down.
on my couch in my office at like one tail between his legs and he's like he's like dude
i did something bad and i like take my headphones off and i'm like what's wrong he's like dude
i jumped the gtie pretty big last night and i was like i was like actually and he was like
yeah i go was anyone filming he goes who gab was for his video and i go bro perfect i don't care
and he's like you don't i was like why would i care that's a gtie t's a gt
I don't give a shit.
And he's like,
well,
what about you coming in
and like yelling at me
this morning at the shop?
And I was like,
that wasn't me.
Come to find out,
come to find out it was Uncle Rich.
Yeah.
Uncle Rich.
I was like,
dude,
this is the first I'm hearing about this.
So I tweaked all morning.
Like,
and I don't usually tweak.
Like,
normally I'm pretty chill.
And I was freaking sweating.
I had to change out of pants
and put short dogs
because I was sweating so hard.
I was tweaking out.
And I was like,
I was like,
dude,
oh my God,
this is not good.
But I'm glad that
now it's still sitting on blocks but once the lift opens up we're going to get her on there
cut the oil pan off throw a new one on and she's going to be a summer cruiser maybe we'll jump it
again a couple weeks a couple weeks from now i think the reason you you thought that is because
like the day before i was like when gab got into town i was like yo we're rolling out tomorrow
you got to drive to octane and in all these cars uh it's going to be awesome for the video and it'd be
funny if you're in
the GTI with the Lightning
McQueen wrap rolling with us. That's why
you're like, oh, we're planning on using
it tomorrow. That's why I was tweaking. In
general, like, probably shouldn't
break company rigs after hours.
It's kind of a good rule of thumb
that's like not.
My intentions weren't to break it.
Of course, they never are.
But, yeah, and then GAB.
You should have seen the fucking outcome.
Oh, I didn't know the
jumping a freaking static, lowered
car 35 feet.
Well, actually, after Gab jumped it five times, I was like, dude, this thing actually probably will be fine if I jump it.
Dude, so Gab then surprised Spenny with a new Moto van because he crashed his other one into the trees.
And he pulled this around the corner.
Which was insane.
This motor van is wrapped like Lightning McQueen, too.
So we have four vehicles on the property that are wrapped like Lightning McQueen that all stemmed from Jack wrapping his Model 3.
and we thought it was funny
and so like the series of events
that have happened afterwards and now
there's a fourth that's now
broken as well because gap jumped it
and Matt, your guys is Audi
that thing I feel like is on its last leg
either that or when you cut the exhaust
it runs so bad. Dude I could
hardly move it. It doesn't idle for shit
but it drives just fine. I've had it back and forth
dude I almost drain the battery just to get it
like started oh okay
many turnovers it would
suffering.
Receptive to the
gas.
We have four Lightning
McQueen's and three
are broken right now.
Just pull it over to the dumpsters
and one ain't got no gas in it.
Who's the rap guy that's been
doing this?
Lakes Country Raps,
dude.
He is our Lightning McQueen guy.
He probably be like, oh, they'll probably
only do one, maybe two.
The worst part is
is when he does a Lightning McQueen
wrap, he's got like maybe
four to five hours to slap it on
before we do a reveal.
And he does such a nice job.
It looks so good.
And then just for shreddy to hop in the van,
jump at three feet, and then it break.
He didn't even go bigger than the DTI.
No, he didn't, but I'm just glad he did.
He was heavily peer-pressured,
and what a way to start our Octane weekend.
Him jumping that van out of the bowl.
I just wish he would have kept his foot to the floor.
Nothing that is a boner kill.
Like, hearing that thing come in hot,
that six-layer screaming,
and right at the bottom of the jump,
just hear him just cut the gas.
He said it cut out.
Yeah, he always,
His favorite thing is saying the gas doesn't work.
Well, to be fair, most of his vehicles, that is probably the case.
The next time Shred 80 jumps, let's put a GoPro on the pedal.
The next time Shred 80 jumps, I'll let you tell you all that.
Let's just take the throttle down.
Yeah, but then you'll probably just jump out.
We screw it to the floor.
Anyway, it's pretty funny, though.
Like, just driving to the farm, how many broken Leighton McQueen vehicles there are.
What are the UPS?
Yes, guys.
The delivery guys or the garbage guys.
Like the garbage men, they had to pick up the garbage can yesterday.
Sorry, let us just move these three clapped out.
McQueen.
Lightning McQueen's.
Dude,
it's so funny.
There's just so much funny shit going on that's like just not reality.
Well, Ben, I'm just glad that we made you laugh.
Yeah, it's funny.
You guys are always making me laugh.
We'll just keep being ourselves and keep making you laugh.
Did he laugh?
Did he laugh?
Yeah, it's good.
We're good.
We're good.
We're good.
You're juster,
jester maxing for,
yes.
Shit's going to break.
And unfortunately,
everything does.
And when you break it
an alarming rate around here.
Break stuff around this crew,
you don't get asleep at night
because they just don't let you have it.
You don't wait.
If you break something,
you just never hear the end of it.
And I would say too,
maybe what also contributed
to that GTI jump was
with the Harley Boys
spending a week in town,
at least for me,
it just brings the vibes up.
Like, there's just always...
Yeah, the boys were buzzing.
We were blowing tires.
It's just like, we got a little bit of free time.
Let's go fucking rip.
You're just so fired up.
Like, let's do something.
Let's do a burn out.
Let's jump something.
You know, yes, that is the case with the Harley Boys in town,
but there's somebody in town every single week
that pretty much the same vibe happens week after week after week.
And it's the compound effect of...
somebody's in town, we get all fired up, things break, and we don't have enough mechanics on the payroll to fix it.
So now I can't explain to you guys how many things we have that are broken right now.
That are good things.
That are good things, but they're just broken, whether it's Uncle Rich last week, hopped on one of the altus, and he flipped.
He flipped one of the altuses.
It broke the foot peg, and we broke Rich's altus too.
So, again, eye for an eye.
But now that's broken.
that's not going to get fixed anytime soon.
So he said he's got foot pegs being shipped to us.
Oh, good.
Okay.
But, you know, that's just one thing.
Somebody hops on a pit bike breaks it.
I put it together.
Like, literally we, like, haven't even used it.
It's been rode around the garage.
I don't know if it's seen outside.
And Rich is like, oh, I even rode this model before.
Let me try it out.
I would just walk inside because he was just going to go for a cruise.
So we're inside changing Harley tires.
And you see Rich coming in bloody knee.
Yeah, I, I, fuck.
fucking looped it.
Let me see the, is there a video?
In 30 seconds.
The security camp footage is a good.
You can hear it just a little.
Zzz-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-E-K.
Classic.
It was just out of range of it.
Oh, shoot.
I mean, it's like.
You can see it enough.
Yeah, you can tell what happens, but you can't.
Dude, he took some skin out of his knee.
Shout out, puppies and coffee.
I did hear we have a weekend off this weekend, which I'm pretty excited about.
Spaniy trying to hit shields.
Yeah, but that literally means nothing.
I know.
I know. We're still going to be running hard no matter what.
Beauty Day for an altar's ride, though.
The birds are chirping.
He's just up for a stroll.
You know what makes it even funnier?
He's on the Delta, which is the smaller bike.
Oh, shit.
He actually splatted pretty hard.
You can actually see it pretty good.
Just another crash caught on tape.
Dude, and we all said after we watched it, he never makes a noise.
You hear the birds.
chirping, but it's like, if I'm solo
out there and I crash, like, I'm going to be
swearing or yelling. You have an F-bomb.
At least. Of course. He just stays 100%
silence. Not a word.
Good stuff, fellas.
Thank you to everyone, honestly, who
came out to Octane Fest made it such a
fucking... They made our weekend so good.
I had a great time. We'll do it.
10 out of 10 boys.
The boys put on, they were slamming beers
and lighting up the zoo.
Just partying.
Harding hard. Driving.
Also,
Well, I mean, driving before partying, obviously.
I wasn't drinking, so I was driving.
We got a pretty sick giveaway going on if you guys have not seen it, or if you have.
Try to get something to get entered on CboyCTV.com.
Three muscle cars, Hellcat, Z-O-1, GT350.
Crazy lineup.
Three winners.
Sick lineup.
10K with each car.
We're very excited to be running this one.
Dude, I will say this, in pretty public about this, not a Mustang guy.
Yeah, you have.
You know, I've made jokes about Jake being a Mustang guy for pretty much forever since he's had one.
I started driving the giveaway Mustang, the GT350.
Bro.
Like, seriously one of the best cars I've ever drove.
You and Siege are both like proof in the pudding type guys.
Dude.
Like, you'll get in it and then you get it.
It's so good.
It's a completely different feeling from that Hellcat because that Hellcat's got all the power.
It's big rig.
That Mustang just darts all over the place.
Mustang is much more nimble.
Yeah, manual.
So fun.
Yesterday, Dalton called me and asked what I'm doing.
And me and Gavin Wrench were the 350Z was bricked.
We wiggle the wire harness and ended up getting going.
He's like, what are you doing?
I'm like, oh, we're trying to get this 350 out of the driveway.
It's got a demon in it.
It's really acting up.
Well, Dalton thinks that we're talking about the GT 350,
but I'm talking about 350 Z, which is a big difference.
So then Dalton was kind of tripping.
Oh, well, like, what's wrong?
The last one to drive it?
Yeah, yeah.
Gotta be very specific, which with what $350 we're talking about.
Could be Spenny's K-TM.
Which one of you guys taking, though?
If you get the call first, if you get the call first,
because whoever gets called first, gets the first round pick,
second call, whatever's left of the two.
Ryan, how about you?
Well, we're going to do some stuff to that Mustang, are we?
Yeah, we're going to supercharge it.
Knowing that, that Mustang.
I think the Camero is the best all-around vehicle.
The Hellcat's got all the power,
but it drives like a boat.
It's huge.
It's so huge.
It's super wide.
The GT 350's like a race car.
It is.
Taking that.
Which one are you taking my?
Hellcat, for sure.
Dude, I just, I drove the Hellcat out to Brainer.
It is my first time driving one.
And just like, when you press on the gas a little bit and you hear the supercharger start
whining, it is one of the best sounds.
Like a turbo with the blowoff is sick.
But just like when that thing starts whining, it's so.
I mean, and red too, red hellcat.
You can't beat that.
Can't beat it.
Wide Body.
Either way, they're all sick.
I'm curious what the people listening would pick to between the three.
But yeah, get entered.
CboycTV.com.
Every $5 you spend gets you an entry.
And let me know in the comments how many hot dogs you think you could eat in 10 minutes.
There you go.
Peace out.
