Life Wide Open with CboysTV - What Really Happened on Money Mike’s Bachelor Party, Gavin’s Dangerous Driving, Getting Drafted

Episode Date: July 8, 2025

In today’s episode the boys break down the behind the scenes of Money Mikes Bachelor party and what you didn’t see on the video. We realize we’ve never seen Gavin drunk, even sober he’s a liab...ility on a Jetski. We then realize dalton could get drafted as a camera man for the USA army. Sign up for a $1 per month trial at https://www.shopify.com/wideopen Get elevated essentials with free shipping and 365-day returns at https://www.quince.com/wideopen To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/LifeWideOpenWithCboysTV⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can also check out our main YouTube channel CboysTV: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/CboysTV Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 Shopify powers millions of businesses around the world, including 10% of all e-commerce in the U.S. That includes giants like Mattel and Jim Shark and also people like you getting started doing it their way. Turn those dreams into and give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Sign up your $1 per month trial period and start selling online today at shopify.com slash wide open. Go to Shopify.com slash wide open. That is Shopify.com slash wide open. For a limited time at McDonald's, enjoy the tasty breakfast trio. Your choice of chicken or sausage McMuffin or McGrittles with a hash brown and a small iced coffee for five bucks plus tax.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Available until 11 a.m. at participating McDonald's restaurants. Price excludes flavored iced coffee and delivery. The new BMO ViPorter MasterCard is your ticket to more. More perks. More points. More flights. More of all the things you want in a travel rewards card. then some get your ticket to more with the new bemo v i porter master card and get up to
Starting point is 00:01:05 $2,400 in value in your first 13 months terms and conditions apply visit bimo.com slash viperter to learn more i had a seat on a private jet that i didn't get the ride on he would get fake tits for $50,000 dude me and ben had a sick jet ski rip as long as you guys didn't go like watch the sunset or anything no we did Don't be posting that buzz cutter. You'll be getting drafted right away. Not very often are you, like, sitting there thinking about the safety of our country. You can only hear out of your right side due to the cake.
Starting point is 00:01:43 No, the cake isn't the right side. That was the unfortunate part about that whole ordeal. You're still dealing with that? Yes, I have an infection on one side and I'm deaf on the other. You should have done the hydrogen peroxide thing. I've been pouring all kinds of shit in my ears. You were pouring that honey that CJ got in there. Wait, you still have cake in your ear?
Starting point is 00:02:02 No, I think I have, like, an infection from the cake that was in my ear. That's concerning, bro. That's happened two times now. Dude, he has a 50-50 shot of hitting the ear that doesn't matter, and both times smacks it in the one that does. Well, I think you could still get an infection in your other ear. But it wouldn't matter. It would still hurt.
Starting point is 00:02:16 I don't think you'd want to run around with an infection in your ear. Yeah, it just feels like I have, like, liquid in it all the time. Like, it doesn't hurt that bad. It just feels like it's half plugged. I almost wonder if you should go to, like, a, your throat and nose doctor. because they can flush that out or even just go to it like one time i had to go to the emergency room when i was in high school because it got clogged full of wax i basically ended up packing into the eardrum and i was deaf in that year wrote it out for like five days until i missed my alarm because i couldn't hear then my mom was like all right we're going to the er and then they just took a thing it's so good did see i it felt so good i don't think it feels good i've had it done before it feels so icky same thing happened to me just a pro tip you don't need to go to the er unless it's like really hurting. But yeah, you just squirt that in there. It's concerning the amount of...
Starting point is 00:03:03 Unless you have the thing. I guess if you don't have the thing, go there. But like, it's like quite a bit of pressure. Well, I think, you know, it kind of could go either way. Like, I don't really like the feeling you do. It's probably like a colonoscopy. Like, some people hate it. You'd probably like that. I wouldn't. Not, no, not me. Spenny would love it, dude. Come on now. Spenny's just catching strays sitting over there on the side. He's not here to defend himself. No, I, I, you see it earaches all the time from swimming, like swimmers ear. You like don't swim now because of it, right?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Well, I don't swim for many reasons, Ryan, but that's just one of them. Another pro tip, if you get water in your ear from swimming, pour hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol, no, not hydrogen peroxide, rubbing alcohol. Oh, we use hydrogen peroxide. Oh, is there a difference? I don't know, it was brown, the brown bottle. No, it wasn't the brown bottle. It was a clear one. No, we use the brown bottle today or on lead this weekend.
Starting point is 00:03:56 No, we used the clear one. It was brown. I watched to do it. Oh, shit. I must have been more drunk than I thought. I don't know if I should have been doing that, Ryan. Holy shit. That was my doctor.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I don't know if I should have done that to you. No, hydrogen peroxide in your ears, okay. Oh, is it? Yeah. Okay, I guess I'd never done that. That makes me really nervous. Oh, my God, Ryan, I'm glad that you were okay. I'm glad we didn't talk about that because it felt like pop rocks in my ear.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Like, it was literally, I guess kind of what Evan said, like, I think it's a cool feeling. Yeah, I think if you know you're going to, like, stand up in your ear isn't going to fall off zombie style, then it's okay. Yeah, I probably sure. shouldn't have been playing doctor after that many tony's but rubbing alcohol you pour it into your ear and you sit there for like three minutes five minutes and then you stand up and you dump it out and it like takes the water with it. It's changed my life finding that out though. Speaking of swimming,
Starting point is 00:04:42 do you guys see, I was swimming this weekend. Well, you guys always say, yeah, did you learn how to swim? Yeah, I did all right. I just kind of winged it. The barrel locker almost like floated you up to the service. The burger locker. So you're swimming for the first time? Well, no, I just wanted you guys all to acknowledge. that I was swimming because you always say that I can't. You take quite a bit of courage to do that gain or backflip off the top of that thing. That was insane, dude. That was actually like the mid-level. We were even going up one more story off the railing.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Bro, you kind of... Courage? Dude, you know, don't take this the wrong way. Take this as a compliment. But you're kind of like holding it down for the slightly bigger guys. You know, like you're doing extreme sports. Fat Gainer. Like that's pretty sick, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:30 That's some good extension. All right. So the reason Evan was swimming this weekend was we went on my bachelor party. Ryan did a very good job. I just got to preface that right now. You guys heard we're going to Lake Powell. Lake Powell blew my mind. Maybe not even speaking for myself.
Starting point is 00:05:45 I just didn't expect it to be so big, so massive cascading walls, hundreds and hundreds of feet deep in some spots, like hours and hours to get across from one point to another. it was epic we were uh 25 total males were on a three story house boat this weekend and it was over an hour drive to get out there on a boat so like we were out there we were outside yeah to put in perspective of how big lake powell is there's more frontage of shoreline on lake powell than on the entire west coast that's freaking crazy yeah i knew we were going out there like when we booked this trip they were like yeah you know you're going to be way out there you're not
Starting point is 00:06:26 just going to be running back to the marina or whatever and i'm like oh yeah okay you know it's probably going to be like you know cj's house to like twice as far as zorvas i figured it was going to be like in view damn near and we went 42 miles yeah 42 miles from the marina it's like two hours in a wakeboat at full throttle we're all loaded down with our suitcases and shit like we were out there how big was that wakeboat we were on a 24 footer with all of our suitcases 16 people and 16 17 suitcases it was 24 feet only Yeah, we were packed in there like sardines. We used to have.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Full throttle, topping at 18. So I didn't go because the night before, basically, I was super sick, and I just was like, I can't do it. I have to bail out last minute, which sucked. So, like, I honestly don't really know what all went down. I was just too bummed out to even watch your guys' stories. I could not watch it. I did feel bad, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:22 I couldn't even look at them. I still haven't. Like, it's probably going to be hard for me to watch. I'll probably be over by the time a video comes. out, but I was so bummed about it. So, like, I know as much as the listener does, which is nothing. Dude, I felt very bad, like, posting stories, knowing that you were supposed to be there. Couldn't even do it.
Starting point is 00:07:39 And you were just going to watch it with, like, foam. Because it's, like, one thing if, like, you're not there. And you're like, oh, it looks like you're having fun. But it's one thing if you were supposed to be there. Right. You know, so I did, I did feel bad. But everyone also, the entire time was like, oh, this is sick. Wish CJ was here.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Well, thanks, guys. Yeah, you're a missed. And then on top of that, just the fact that, just the fact that, that Justin's bash party was such a legendary time. Like, we're still talking about it four or five years later. I was just like, I'm missing out on something that we're going to be talking about for probably ever, which sucks. And then on top of that, the fact that we bought a private jet. Like, I had a seat on a private jet, not fucking cheap that I didn't get the ride on, but whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:18 That's baller right there. Yeah, I know. I did think about that when I was sitting at home. I was like, there's only one thing more baller than riding on a private jet. and that's paying for it and not even popping on it. The worst part is too is like it was like such late notice of you cancelling out. It was just an empty seat. And then, you know, like everyone else that flew commercial was like, damn, would have been nice to have that seat, huh?
Starting point is 00:08:44 Well, I kind of pulled out. Yeah, I mean, it was probably like four or five in the morning. I was just like, there's no way I'm sitting on a boat for three days feeling like this. Like rocking is going to be 110 degrees. It would have been tough. It would have been. I think you made the right. I actually do feel like I did, but I'm just still bummed about it.
Starting point is 00:08:59 But anyway, so I'm in the same boat as the listener. I don't know that much. But yeah, so a two-hour ride on a wakeboat is a long journey. Let me tell you how the morning started, though. Not to rub this in a little bit more. It starts out hot. Ken walks into the room. He's wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen.
Starting point is 00:09:18 I saw those. He was wearing them at home. Well, I go, what the fuck is this guy doing now? Because I did. I think my favorite part is Ken was running like the widest load bands you'll ever see. But his shirt was like one size too small. So it was a little out of proportion. 50 inch legs.
Starting point is 00:09:40 Each leg opening was 50 inches, which when I bought them, that was the biggest in-stock size leg opening Jinkgo had. I could see Dalton wearing those. Each leg is much. No, I could see Spenny wearing those. Like actually Spenny would run those. Considerably bigger than the waist side is,
Starting point is 00:09:56 Each leg, yeah. It's insane. So what happened to Jankos, though, like, real quick? They just went out of style. Oh, they're too wide. Yeah, I was just going to say, like, I'll be the one to say it. They're insane looking. They're not cheap either.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah, they're kind of a... Well, it's more denim. Well, yeah, it's double. If not triple the denim is a number of pairs. It's a lot of material. That's true. Skinny jeans. Where they double the pair of your jeans that they painted on?
Starting point is 00:10:20 Yeah, they were double the price of my... Wow. Damn. You could make three pairs of those skinny jeans out of those. easily probably yeah so yeah ken rolls up in those ken sets the tone by wearing the widest pants that anybody's ever seen right the boys are immediately just laughing we're just firing already and so we're like we had a set time that we were supposed to to leave and we check mike's location where is he 45 minutes away not true and we were supposed to leave in like
Starting point is 00:10:48 five minutes i was 10 minutes you guys said you were leaving at 930 and i got to the shop at 928 we were all at the shop ready to go and you were just like hitting the downer road yeah well that's when I got to the shop so we're like well the jet's not going to leave him but we were like we probably should get there so they know like somebody's at least
Starting point is 00:11:08 hopping on this thing right so we go to the airport and I call Mike and I was like yo Mike just meet us at the airport and uh we'll meet you on literally on the runway and so we're standing there and Mike comes around the corner in his viper and he pulls up and he part It works it right in front of the jet, and he hops out, throws his bags in it.
Starting point is 00:11:28 And I was standing there just like, it brought a tear to my eye. Like, I was just like, this has got to be the most baller thing I've ever seen Mike do. And he's on his way to his bachelor party and just pulled up in his viper. Bro, it was so sick. It was easily the most baller thing I have ever done. That was awesome, Mike. And the pilots were amazing. They liked it?
Starting point is 00:11:46 Oh, they loved it. Yeah. They were just, like, immediately on the same level as we were. And they were saying, like, obviously we were there to have fun. So no matter how big or smaller group would have been on the plane, they would have loved us. But they said that they usually just fly one to two guys. So he's like, seven of you guys, like, already.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Having fun. Yeah, he was like, this is super rare to fly like eight, eight people like this. He was like usually just one or two. Who's buying a private jet for just one person? Mega important. Dude, people that treat it like an Uber. Wow. The craziest thing to me was just walking onto the plane with a,
Starting point is 00:12:22 brisper full of beers yeah that that was pretty awesome wasn't it so we hop on we're immediately joking with the pilots like what's the weight limit on this thing and Gavin's like because I'm gonna try and bring a couple girls home if we can and these guys are like what kind of girls are into and he's like big ones 380 you know so we hop on there bro and we're still sitting there and they're just like the pilots are in the front the cockpit like you know flicking all the buttons and shit right and Gavin looks over and goes I think I could drink five Tony's before we take off and then I'm just immediately like
Starting point is 00:13:00 absolutely $100 on it let's go and he gets four in right before we take off he must have been teary eyed about to throw up like yeah doing the thing where he goes like and I'm like we haven't even taken off yet they're going to be like we can't now I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine
Starting point is 00:13:17 what's the bill with like you throw up on a private jet I don't know it's got to be more than an Uber I'll tell you that much uber's like 500 bucks the thing was is the tony's where as cold as they're going to get out of the fridge into a cooler full of ice and then he just starts yeah it was tough it was just oh crisp insane yeah insane and he got you got four in though and he was like I can't do it I can't do it you might have even got four and a half in like just before accomplishing it and he was like I can't do it and then he just immediately like when as soon as he said I can't do it takes out his billfold starts giving him like that was not a part of the deal and I was like
Starting point is 00:13:50 We might as well try to finish. Ryan was the only voice of reason there. I don't want to say we were overly encouraging it, but we definitely weren't discouraging it. And Ryan's like, Gab, you don't need to do this. Is it worth it? Five Tonys is a lot.
Starting point is 00:14:05 It is. In a matter of 15 minutes. It's completely different than even drinking five beers. Because like how much more? That's almost like I'd say a beer and a half, a Tony. No, it's 5%. Most beers, most beers, 4.2 to 5. It's a little bit more.
Starting point is 00:14:19 That puts you right into the middle of the Tony paradox, which is a scary place to be. Yeah, the craziest part, though, is like, you were like, oh, he had to have been pretty lit. Dude, to this day, I don't know if I've ever seen Gavin actually drunk. I would second that. Dude, I don't know. The dude is so, he's so big.
Starting point is 00:14:36 I think he just acts so drunk all the time, you don't know. That it's hard to tell from when he's drunk to when he's just normal. I think he sweats a little more. That's how you can tell. His face is all red. His nose has a constant, like, 17 beads of sweat on it. His hat kind of, like, gets more back, too. Like, it'll get, like, barely on.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Yeah. Like, it's just hanging on by a thread. You wouldn't think so, but he actually gets a couple notches louder. Just a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, so the flight, obviously, for, well, for everyone, went great. And then we pulled up to the airport, and we get in, we have two trucks for 15 of us. And so we're like, it's like, it's literally 107 degrees on the tarmac.
Starting point is 00:15:16 And seven of us in the first. front of a raptor and another five in the back but under a black topper black truck black topper dude it was just like and everyone's like private jet to this what the fuck you guys would have thought you're going over the border dude that's kind of how we're drinking a hot bottle of wine in the back oh yeah that's 107 degrees it was an experience there then we uh you know 15 minute drive to the to the marina and then you get you can't walk down to the where the boats are you have to get a ride from the guys there so everybody piles in some kawasaki mules down to the marina then we're down at the marina we're waiting on jake
Starting point is 00:15:53 jake drove from phoenix to to page five hours he was hopping his outie a four out and then that's a car for jake that's a better car from i think he was uh he pulls up and then that's when we hit that almost two hour ride out to the houseboat everybody had the same vibe of like we're really we're in there boys we're doing this and yeah it was out in the middle of yeah yeah as you can imagine there wasn't any like going out there was no like yeah like it was just you either want to get in the water or you want to hike or you're on the boat that's it shopify powers millions of businesses around the world including 10% of all e-commerce in the u.s that includes giants like metall and jim shark and also people like you getting started doing it their way but if you're
Starting point is 00:16:36 worried you can't design a website there's no stress shopifies got stunning templates that match your style right out of the box that way you can customize without any coding experience or if you need help making your store pop their built-in AI tools handle everything from writing product descriptions to boosting your photos and creating discount codes plus Shopify helps you launch email and social campaigns with just a few clicks so if you got a podcast a passion or an idea build it with shopify head to shopify.com and get started today just like we did with seeboysTV dot com turn those dreams into and give them the best shot at success with Shopify sign up your $1 per month trial period and start selling online today at Shopify.com slash wide open.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Go to Shopify.com slash wide open. That is Shopify.com slash wide open. Finding clothes that are stylish and fit good is hard. I'm thankful that I now found Quince. Their lightweight layers and high quality clothes have become some of my everyday essentials. Quince has the kind of stuff that you'll actually wear on repeat, like breathable flow-knit polos, crisp cotton shirts and comfortable lightweight pants that work for both weekend hangs and dressed up dinners. Seriously, I love their shirts and their pants. They're some of the nicest that I own.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Quince feels expensive, but is half the cost of similar brands because they cut out the middleman. I love my quince garments and you will too. They are seriously some of the nice shirts that I own and the girlfriend loves them too. Stick to the staples that last with elevated essentials from Quince. Go to quince.com slash wide open for free shipping on your order and 300. 265 day returns. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E.com slash wide-open to get free shipping and 365-day returns. Quince.com slash wide-open.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Thank you very much to Quince for sponsoring this week's podcast. Yeah, we got out there and immediately like Gavin and Dalton are like, we're the chicks. Like we are in the middle of nowhere. And they didn't know what we were getting into. Yeah, they, exactly. Yeah, they were like, this is so sick. we're going like do this lit lake and like i'm sure there's going to be so many people there
Starting point is 00:18:45 dude it was desolate some people didn't realize there was a difference between lake powell and lake havassu oh yeah just google lake havassu and lake powell and one you will see big giant boats with a bunch of chicks with boltons flashing the camera and then one of them you will see pictures of nature we went to the one with the nature i was telling alex lake havisu the whole time leading up to it too so she thought we were going to lake havesu until that night i was I was like, oh, it turns out we're going to Lake Powell, not Havasu. Big difference. Yeah, she had to be nervous.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I mean, you know, you'll be good, but still. But yeah, there's no such thing as like sandbar or any meetup spot, really at all. Yeah, it was just like super desolate. Like there's houseboats, which I didn't really know what a houseboat was until being there of like the scale of these houseboats, right? Like they are literal yachts, but they're not yachts because they want to be able to pull up to the shoreline and you can't do that. a yacht apparently i was learning all this as as i was asking these questions of like interviewing
Starting point is 00:19:46 dude i can't describe to you how much money it takes to like play out there like it's not like you just get a boat it doesn't matter what kind of boat it is it could be a fishing boat and you can go and enjoy the same as anyone else there it's like dude these houseboats are like a million two three four five six million dollar house boats right they're like literal mansions on water and the dinghies for these houseboats are like the nicest boats that you've ever seen around here. It's like a $500,000 wakeboard boat is just their dingy on these things. So it's like if you were in like the harbor of Miami, right, and you see all these big yachts,
Starting point is 00:20:24 that's like the equivalent of just driving around Lake Powell, but there's these houseboats that are like tucked into these little coves because like it's quite opposite of what you would imagine, like going to the lake and go into like a party lake would be. It's like these people get out there and they want to just like be completely alone and not be surrounded by anyone, right? So there's like all these different like little veins and coves of like these million dollar houseboats just stanced up and a bunch of people like on them. But no one was like together. And on average, guess how much they cost to fill up depending on how much fuel is?
Starting point is 00:21:00 10 grand. 10,000 gallon fuel tank and it's nine. $10.50 a gallon for dockside. They just ream you on. Yeah, they do. I mean, no matter, if you're filling up on the lake, like, you're paying for the convenience of not having to lug your gas cans. But that was the downside is that the tanks were so big.
Starting point is 00:21:20 There's no such thing as like, hey, bring your fuel truck down here or something from the shore. It's just not a thing. That was unfortunate. It was cool. So the fuel tanks are so big because when you're out there, you got to run the generator for power on everything. So that's built in.
Starting point is 00:21:34 And then there's like a fuel pump on it. So you can fill up all the jet skis, the wake boat, and all that. You pump right back out of the... Bro, we should have limited the gas on those jet skis. Once we got freaking Gavin and Jake on those things, dude. We were burning. I can't believe Gab didn't hurt somebody or himself. Well, Jake is intentionally being dangerous.
Starting point is 00:21:56 And then Gavin is unintentionally being dangerous. You're watching like... Gavin's just trying to ride. Yeah, you're just two people that don't know what each other's about to do out there driving as close as they can against textbooks bad jet skiing it's like the first day yeah trying to spray each other yeah they would know how to spray they would try and spray each other but gabvin is so so bad at judging his he's not he's so bad at judging his distance of when he should turn right so he's like turning last second and then jake luckily is like you got getting out of the way
Starting point is 00:22:29 yeah he's kind of just like driving forward a little bit so gabin doesn't hit him but then gavin's like I didn't hit him, so I'm going to try and get closer the next time. It's like that classic jet ski move when you bounce off each other's wake. Like, you should hit each other if you would have been on ground. Ryan legitimately told him to park it. It's his situational awareness. He sprayed the entire boat, like cameras, cell phones, like a dozen times. Like unintentional.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Well, you know all the jet skis, they shoot the water out. So we just like turn around and give it some gas to shoot that in. Or we're going across the lake at like 25 miles an hour. And he just comes up next. to us and just hangs a turn just cooks the whole boat or he's like what did i do the boat's clipping along right and it's got the wake behind it Gavin would come up and then jump off the wake and then land next to the boat and then all into it no he would land and then on the land it would splash everyone on the side he wouldn't even look over because he wouldn't even know that he did it and
Starting point is 00:23:25 everyone's just dripping Dalton standing there with the camera just what the fuck is wrong with you Gav, you are such an idiot. So Dahl was beefing with Gav a little bit. A little bit. He does get a little frustrated. Yeah, he would, but I'm like, dude, he's like a fucking puppy dog that doesn't know that he's... Yeah, he's like the night. You can't get mad at this guy.
Starting point is 00:23:46 So tell me what the inside of his houseboats like. Like, very nice. Was there AC? Like, how was it? They were to a nice RV. Like a real nice RV. Yeah, I will say, bigger, bigger. The nice thing was the bathrooms weren't RV bathrooms.
Starting point is 00:24:00 You have... You did have the RV-style toilet where you flush with your foot. But, like, the bathrooms were big. I was expecting, you know, kind of like really small and whatever, but they were big. Full-sized shower, like, yeah. Plenty of square feet in there where you're not crammed like a... I mean, that was a kind of weird part. I mean, we were living pretty lavish on this houseboat.
Starting point is 00:24:18 But a couple of the guys from the Powellheads group, they ripped probably like 40 games of Fortnite over the weekend. Because, dude, so no service, but Starlink, shout out Starlink. Dude, Starlink is insane. Like we had three Starlings there, I believe. And everybody had internet. Just everybody had dialed internet. Like we were, you know, posting and uploading, downloading, and yeah, they were ripping Fortnite.
Starting point is 00:24:41 It was hilarious. Wait, so like inside? Yeah, yeah, in the living room. And then we watched the latest video. That was pretty cool. So they just didn't care about being on the water or what? They're just out there so much. Oh, they just were out there so much.
Starting point is 00:24:53 They were just there mostly just to entertain us. Like, shout out Powellheads. They had us out with the house. boat all the jet skis the wakeboard boat uh they lined everything else up for us it was so sick like the hospitality as every time we go to utah mormons yeah unbelievable people next level next level as soon as i found out they were mormons i was like oh we're in good hands this is gonna be awesome you know what was the cherry on top though that really made me just bummed was when heavy d pulled up yeah pulling up with the black hawk and he got his freaking black hawk carrier and like just all his whole
Starting point is 00:25:28 whole crew was there it was crazy so apparently you can't land a helicopter on the the shores on the banks of this thing because it's like government land it's like yeah it's like it's a it's like a national park essentially national park protected and then the other side is reservation it's all navajo land navajo land on the arizona side like i said these guys out there like with these houseboats they got money and what do guys with money have they got helicopters well what's a problem when you can't land your helicopter on the land to get to your houseboat barge landed on the lake so heavy d built this barge essentially it's just like a houseboat without a level on it's like the size of a houseboat pretty much it was like 90 feet long it's like an aircraft carrier for like the maybe yep and uh
Starting point is 00:26:15 sent his guys out and then sure enough he came landed on the bar dude so sketchy though like it was sketchy dude the first landing he's like i can't remember what he was saying that i was now like in but I was a part of the flying team where he told me to land he's like tell me where we are on the barge so we can land I'm like oh I don't think I'm qualified he's like you're the only guy here man like just call it out I was expecting the barge to be like so much bigger because there was yeah there was five feet on either side of the helicopter wheels like that's not that's not that much he picked Ryan up to go and get more booze yeah so it's actually sick I got in the boat with him and then we went all the way back and then we went to the booze store and then
Starting point is 00:26:55 hopped in the helicopter and went back. That's sick. How long of a helicopter flight was it? 15 minutes. Oh, it's a 15 minutes? Super fast in the helicopter. In a boat, it's two hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:06 So the helicopter was super clutch. Where did you land that thing in the parking lot? No, we just landed at the airport and then drove to the store. It was pretty small town. Yeah, I did end up drinking. Oh, you did? I did. I took a shot of Casa Azul on the helicopter on the last,
Starting point is 00:27:21 the second to last day. It's pretty legendary. Yeah, it kind of got it. Once we were on Saturday, was just like chilling we had some other goodies there and uh once i saw how hung over everyone was on saturday i actually was like dude you guys all looked like shit granted i did too we were just so sleepless but on the last day we're in the helicopter doors open flying over the canyons ken snuck the bottle of 175 tequila on and i'm like i can't not
Starting point is 00:27:49 if that's the last time that you drank mike it's going to be a very legendary moment yeah that's True. Yeah, that was pretty funny. So how was it? Were you like, ooh, I like this? I want to do a little more of it.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Let's just say I do remember how tasty it was. Really? You thought it was tasty? Yeah. I mean, Classet is all is good, but it's still not that good. It's not like drinking a beer or Tony that's like refreshing.
Starting point is 00:28:14 No, it was good. It was just like such a, it didn't even, obviously, it didn't feel real. Like being up in the helicopter, like that with the doors open.
Starting point is 00:28:22 He'll ride up in the flats and the flash just feel like a desert and then you go it's essentially like the Grand Canyon and you kind of like he'll tip over the edge like turn the helicopter sideways while the doors are open and it dumps over a 400 foot cliff the most badass feeling ever yeah it was cool I mean obviously you've been up there but like it was cool having all of our external friends that haven't that haven't and seeing their reactions to it I know like Jeff was pumped Mark and Tint, Jeff and Justin. Spenny was like, so this is America, huh?
Starting point is 00:28:55 Spenny couldn't wrap his Canadian mind around a Black Hawk helicopter. He was like, dude, how can somebody own this thing, man? How can somebody, how is this legal, man? Yeah, that was cool. And that was cool. We were having tons of fun up until then, and then Heavy D rolls up. He rolled up in a sweet house boat, lots of toys. Yeah, they just have it going on, man.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I would say this is. Probably, I mean, you guys listening on the podcast are aware that sometimes our tendencies aren't fully straight. I mean, you guys, I mean, we can't go a podcast without talking about something. Frutty. Spenny's sweating over there on the couch. I don't know. It's like probably the least straight I've seen everyone act. Everyone was acting that way?
Starting point is 00:29:44 Not everyone. I mean, Ken's just say my Gator was going off. I'm going to call it as I see it, right? Your Gator was going off, but you were also, like, dropping gay missiles everywhere. Well, yeah, I was... Hold on, though. Hold on, no. Yeah, you were telling gay tales.
Starting point is 00:30:01 The gay tales, Spenny. I'm just calling it as I see it, man. It was later. But honestly, like... I'd be honestly happy for you. Dude, when Spenny walks into the room and he's wearing a freaking pink hat, this is boat mom, and he has a freshly cut crop top on. And when he's not wearing that,
Starting point is 00:30:18 he's wearing a fucking fedora I'm gonna call it as I see it That mustache, you know, it looks great But it could give possibly like five One morning, I think it was Saturday morning When Spenny woke up, his mustache was covered in brisket Brisket, what do you mean? He was hanging with the chef
Starting point is 00:30:41 And then we're like, Spenny, what's going on here? He's like, you know, Ev, you got to risk it for the brisket Does anyone see a... Dude, he looks like Freddie Mercury. He looks like Freddie Mercury. We should get him that outfit. Hey, and don't forget what happened to Freddie Mercury. Our Gator has been on high alert.
Starting point is 00:31:01 It seems like in the last month. Like, you know, we've had friends that we were speculating. And then we were like, okay, never mind. They're in the clear. They're good. Then it just gets tossed onto a new guy. And it's like, okay, so now Spenny. Like, you guys all came back.
Starting point is 00:31:14 He's in the gay sand right now. I don't know about him. I think he might be gay. Well, I think it's because, like, Supercross did that whole pride thing, so now he feels more comfortable. Supercross did a pride thing? Yeah, what is up with that? That didn't really seem to target demo for them. No, I think it was pretty heavily backlash. Yeah, they had to turn commenting off pretty quick.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Spenny, you want to spend yourself? Spenny, you should hop in, but I want CJ in on this, too, because I actually have a proposal. What the fuck do you want a proposal between me and this guy? In the height of me, calling it as I was seeing it, we'll say that. Spenny had an idea that he pitched me, and that was he would get fake tits for $50,000. No, I never proposed that. You guys talked about it. I never proposed that.
Starting point is 00:32:05 All right, all right, all right. Cody Sherbrook proposed it to me, asked if we would fund it. And if we would fund it, Spenny would do it. Steve-O was talking about doing this. Yep. And so I went to Spenny. I said, is this true? And he said, I wouldn't do it for 50.
Starting point is 00:32:21 I said, well, what's the price? We landed on 75. We landed on 75, but we're going to have a contract for deed where it's 50. Ben's going to own them for the first year. It's $50,000 up front. He gets that. And then if he keeps them for the year, he gets $5,000 every two months. Holy shit, dude.
Starting point is 00:32:38 You can just be coasting. To get to this deal. Yeah. And let's just say this, CJ. he's already finding what he's going to buy with that $50,000. I was. I actually was mapping out what I was going to buy. He's going to go for a down payment on a house and a nice iced out chain.
Starting point is 00:32:56 What's the chain saying, nice tits? Limited amount of people. You'd be limiting the girls that you might be into and the guys that you also might be into because you're kind of in this in between space, you know? Yeah. But also you'd probably open yourself up to a new demographic. Yeah. Dude, I think you'd be the dirt bike guy with tits.
Starting point is 00:33:15 It could go good, but I'm scared that it would go bad. I'm honestly scared that it would just ruin my life. Being known as the dirtbite guy with tits, doesn't that sound awesome? I mean, it would be pretty hilarious, but I'm scared it would ruin my life. You could just gain a bunch of weight. Yeah. Then you'd still be a dirt bike guy with tics. I keep it natural.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Ben was the one who actually told me a full nighttime story about just gay things that he was singing in his mind. Not about me. Not about me. Why were you putting them to sleep? You guys were sleeping in the same bedroom? You know, we were just laying on an air mattress looking at the stars and stories were flowing. Is there anything weird about that?
Starting point is 00:33:56 Yeah, gosh, dang. It had to have been like... Midnight one, two. At one point, the guys were nice enough to give me the master bedroom and then I was nice enough to let Evan join me. Out of all people, let alone there was nine of us in that room and about seven of us in the bed. Let alone you've got to walk through the master just to get into the houseboat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:17 So everybody, all the other guys were walking past and we're just literally piled into the bed. I'm sure at that point they were like, these guys are a little suss. Right. A little bit. It was pretty chill until some idiot spilled his Cheetos in the bed. There was crumbs everywhere. Sounds like something you do. I will say, though, it probably was one of the best times I've had just the boys just out in the woods getting after it.
Starting point is 00:34:41 You can't say that, bro. He's saying it that way, too. It was a little getting after it. We were getting after it. We were climbing. We were jet skiing. Dude, me and Ben had a sick jet ski rip. A sweet jet ski rip.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Tell us about it, Benny. As long as you guys didn't go, like, watch the sunset or anything. No, we did. We did have a sunset jet ski. A jet ski. Two are you on one jet ski? No, no. We were both on our separate.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Okay, that makes it a lot. Separate stand-up jet keys, 20 feet away from each other, just cruising the shoreline, checking out the sunset. It was pretty awesome. You guys ever smile and look into each other's eyes? We might have. Probably at least once. I think we did.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I think we did. We did for sure. It was crazy, though. It was crazy, though. It was crazy. Yeah, it was like a full moment, bro. Sleeping outside was pretty sick. Oh, yeah, we did sleep on the barge under the helicopter.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Yeah, you guys slept over there and then slept up on the roof of you. I slept up one night. Well, there's no mosquitoes. Yeah, no. Bugs, really. Dude, I didn't know that that was even possible. There were some big spiders in the rocks, though. No, I wouldn't get hot until...
Starting point is 00:35:49 Like, Cody saw one and actually got scared, and then I got scared. I didn't want to be barefoot out anymore. Makes sense. Come about 5 or 5.30, the sun would come out. And then everybody in the top deck's like, well, better go find somewhere else to sleep. Dude, as soon as the sun comes out, though, it's like 95 degrees. Yeah, at 4 in the morning with the breeze whipping, it's 85. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:36:09 Like, literally hot. Was there AC inside the house? Until they turned it off every morning for someone Godforsaken reason. You just woke up dying. I think the generator broke the one day. It wasn't their fault and they fixed it. What was your guys' favorite part of the whole trip?
Starting point is 00:36:25 Everybody doing mushrooms. Everyone did mushrooms? The entire crew. Holy shit. Literally the whole crew. I was uncomfortable. At one point, Ken's like wedge between an air mattress and the railing of the. Ken, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:36:42 No. Ken, are you good? Let me just show you. Oh, my God. All right, just play this video. It's legal in Arizona. You all right? No, I'm not all right.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Ken was being hilarious. Ken went nonverbal for so long. No, I'm not okay. That was Mark doing. Mark? He was the worst out of all of us. So how were they? Dude, laying on the roof of the houseboat, just looking at the stars, and there was a lot of shooting stars.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Yeah, it was hard to miss. It was crazy. We were so out there. There was, like, no light pollution. I've never seen the stars brighter. What was it like being on mushrooms? Chill. They're pretty chill.
Starting point is 00:37:33 I think the general consensus. Ken, that video says otherwise. I think it goes, yeah, pretty chill. It was a combination of everything else we did that evening, too. Yeah, I was, my body was a fucking blender. I ended up doing a little more than everyone else because I wasn't drinking. But then I was thinking about, I'm like, Ken's had like 11 Tonys before it.
Starting point is 00:37:58 It's so like. But I think the general consensus of everybody is that the mushroom edibles were much friendlier than the THC edibles. You could get into a little more carried away on those. I did go one for one with Justin the whole night, and I should not have done that. Justin had those glasses on and his eyes were just... I mean, shit. Yeah, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:38:25 My favorite part was like, whenever Heavy D shows up with a Blackhawk and then lets us get on it, it's always my favorite part. My personal favorite part was so hot, so it is nice to get into the AC for a bit. So pretty much the entire gang's hanging out in the living room. Cody catches this striped bass, like a nice size bass, and he comes running in all excited, holding the fish like a Tommy gun, like shooting the fish, and all of a sudden, he drops it.
Starting point is 00:38:51 In the living room. The bass is just going all haywire. Yeah, that was the highlight. That was pretty funny. That was cool. I grabbed the rod and first cast caught a bass. I was like, what are the odds, dude? And I even thought about how sick would it be to catch a fish on my first cast, yanked in a smallie.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Cody also caught a walleye on a piece of, like, fried chicken. Because, like, I've heard of guys using, like, chicken liver or raw chicken and stuff like that for catfish. And they were like, yeah, we got some chicken you could use for bait. I'm like, all right, it was literally just like a breaded chicken strip. And Cody puts it on. Like, this is a dumb idea. Yanks a walleye up like two minutes later. So no go on the tits then.
Starting point is 00:39:35 Well, hold off for now. What if we got Gavin a BBL at the same time? If Gavin's going for the BBL, I'd almost have to go for the tits. I'd hate to be left out. I'd hate to be left out if Gavin's getting some mods done. Bro, Gavin love the guy to death, but he could use a BBO. Or he could just use some leg days. Dude, about six months of leg days.
Starting point is 00:39:57 So pressed, bro. Dude, we were pressing them pretty hard, too, but he was getting pressed. He's, like, so built everywhere. And I don't know what happened when he crawled out of the. the water, whatever happened. His shorts came down just a little bit. He didn't have nothing to hold him up. It was exactly.
Starting point is 00:40:11 He's like, well, no kidding. Literally like just shoulders to his knees, whatever. Gabby, he looks like. It's just a back to legs. Yeah. It literally looks like an upside down pylon. Like literally, it's just a cone. I thought he looked like a, like a Lego character.
Starting point is 00:40:28 Like the, looked on that, you know, there's just a back with an ass crack. So you're thinking about getting him a BBO in Miami? Yeah. Or just anywhere. Can you get those anywhere? I don't know. I think he'd have to do Miami. I think we sent him to South America, somewhere cheap, save some money.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Yeah, people die doing that. If he can ride a three-wheeler and not die, I think he could take a... Probably. Dude, if anything... If he got taken out, getting a BBL, though, out of all the legendary things that he's done, you know, like... I feel so bad. He'd want to go out at least in a legendary way. Dude, if anything, though, I feel like getting him a BBL is going to be, like, good for his three-wheeling career.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Landing. Landing. Yeah. Can he pinch the seat? Probably. Yeah. Less just basically bones to, you know. A couple of airbags.
Starting point is 00:41:12 You gotta think it's basically just a hip bones. A couple of airbags. You can look at it that way too, Spain. Whatever he lands on, you know. The hard part, I think, for him would be the recovery. How long do you got until you can, like, get active? Sit, be active, isn't it? You can use that, put that BBL to work?
Starting point is 00:41:26 I thought it was like a few months. Look it up. Ken, what's, what's the recovery time on a BBL? I bet it's pretty quick because it's not like it's an open surgery. Yeah, they're just injecting. Yeah, they're just injections. fat, I believe, into your ass. The problem is, is if they hit like a blood vein or an artery, one of the two,
Starting point is 00:41:44 then they basically clog and then that's how people die. And that's why, like, if you go to, you try to cheap out and you go to South America or Mexico or someplace to get it done cheap, that shit happens. I don't want to do that. So it's saying initial recovery times about two to four weeks with full results within three to six months. I don't know what a BBL is, but isn't it? It's something about, like, moving your fat around and all that.
Starting point is 00:42:08 It's a Brazilian butt lift. But it's like moving fat around or something. The problem is literally suck it out with a giant syringe and then poke a pretty decent size hole in your ass and then just fill it with fat. It is disgusting. Dude, the problem is it's not going to look good for Gavin. But the bright side is for us, it'll look really funny.
Starting point is 00:42:28 So, like, it will be hilarious. But, like, that's the thing, like, the girls that get those BBLs, like you can just so clearly tell who's got one, doesn't like if you're in Vegas or whatever you can just tell like the street performers happen because it's just like literal little chicken legs and then just a dump truck oh ken diaper just fucking hanging it looks like a fucking full diaper just kind of hanging down it's kind of lumpy too versus like a smooth yeah like yeah versus like a girl who just went to the gym and squatted or in gavin's case a guy who went to the gym and did
Starting point is 00:43:02 legs. Can you look up like if there's any guys have gotten a BBL like I'm sure they have but I guess I've just never heard of it. There's guys that get fake fucking implanted bicep muscles and shit. Really? Wow. That's wild. It looks
Starting point is 00:43:17 horrendous. It looks horrendous. I don't know if this is this was rumor or not but they've alleged that Gucci Man has got a bunch of Gucci Man. They used to say that Liver King had ab implants. It would probably be closer to true than not, but he also was on every
Starting point is 00:43:34 steroid and whatnot, so they might have been legit. This is coming from a company that does BBLs. They're saying, yes, BBLs for males are quite common, but I'm like, there's no way a dude is actually going to do that. Dude, there is dude that would do that for sure. Look at Dahlin right now. He's already justified his case.
Starting point is 00:43:49 No. I was going to say Jeffrey Starr has one. I just looked it up. Dude, why not just go to the gym? It's really not that hard to probably, I guess for some people it's maybe different, but is this real? Yes. Bro. Really, really, really, really stupid people do it.
Starting point is 00:44:04 If you're going to go to the extent of getting plastic surgery for muscles, just hop on steroids. Yeah, but he's still going to work with steroids, though. Yeah, but it's still like, it's not going to take you that long. That is so absurd. Well, he went to the gym there just to flex at least. So it looks like it's just one guy that's done it. Yeah, just one. Have you ever seen that guy who got his legs extended?
Starting point is 00:44:25 Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a taller. That recovery looked brutal. How long was the recovery? And it's only a couple of inches. it doesn't seem that it was like two years i want to say and he's like still recover well they would like break it and extend it and then it would be like a few months and then they would like oh that's gross that's so gross actually if you could pay 10 grand for every inch
Starting point is 00:44:47 that you gain would you do it and how many inches would you i think i need a short wheelbase for the way i live my life yeah definitely definitely is yeah if i could i'd maybe maybe add one more inch Where? All over. All over. But, yeah, like, maybe one more. One more is so you'd be, like, doubling your stats, then? Yeah, I don't care.
Starting point is 00:45:09 I don't care. Maybe not my toes. Guess where the most plastic surgeons are in the U.S. per capita. Miami. Good guess? Palm Springs. Good guess. L.A.
Starting point is 00:45:22 It's a great guess. Salt Lake City. Oh. Yeah. Dude, those Mormon wives, some of them are pretty modified. They love it. They're like going in for a monthly oil change to get some more lip plumps and forehead lines deleted. Dude, it's so funny watching them move their faces.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Like they straight up are like doing full-blown expressions and their face isn't moving. Who's they? Like the TV show. There's a TV show about. Oh, Mormon wives? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty good, actually. Yeah, I kept asking those guys.
Starting point is 00:45:55 I was like, so what's the deal with these chicks? But I don't think they're like trying to claim them or like proud. of that yeah it is a drama fest it is a drama fest dude i think they're like kind of popping though they're popping they're popping big right now the Mormon wife's they're like cheaters or something cheaters swingers yeah they're doing it all yeah but they're sober though yeah that's and they like they have parties and everyone just gets in fights at the parties yeah the weirdest thing is that they're like having these massive blowups at parties but everybody's sober yeah you mean things to make a reality tv show interesting
Starting point is 00:46:30 Oh, Evan, come on. It's all real. No, but I think that's the worst part about it. It's like just drama. It's just drama. I've been watching Love Island and like it's definitely a lot more than just drama. If it was just drama, I think it'd be a shit TV show. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:45 I guess they're doing something right though. Yeah. They got us talking about it. What do you guys want to talk about golf? Fuck, I love golf. I just heard it some weights from my putter today. Yeah, that's insane. You're showing everybody.
Starting point is 00:46:57 And then when I found, I'm like, what is he showing everybody? And you're like, yeah, new weights. from my putter, I'm like, oh, we are so rinsed, boys. Dalton's been, like, losing sleep the last couple days because he lost his range finder. Yeah, he's asked me three times. Have you ever seen a rangefinder around you, have you? No, I haven't. You didn't take it, did you?
Starting point is 00:47:16 No, no, I don't use a rangefinder. Hey, CJ, it's a green and black rangefinder. Have you seen it around here? Nope, nope, still haven't seen it. He drove me home after golfing. I was piled up. I don't even remember going home. And he's asking me, like, do you remember where I put it?
Starting point is 00:47:32 Like, bro, I don't even know how I got home. That's hilarious. Speaking of Gov and we're probably due for a round here. Right about now, we're probably due. You want to go play today? We could probably rip nine. Me and Ben hit a quick nine on our five-hour layover. Yeah, it seemed weird leaving the airport for a layover.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Yeah, it was weird. You know, it's just like, something that your parents don't want you to do. Don't want you to do it. And also my fiance did not want me to leave that airport. I was like, Mike go golf and she was like, don't. Why would you do that? I told my mom, and she was so mad. She was like, you're going to miss your flight.
Starting point is 00:48:10 You're going to miss your flight. And then I'm not dealing with it. And I was like, you wouldn't deal with it anyways. Me and Mike were in that position in Florida a couple years ago, and we chose not to leave. And we had like 30 hours and we chose not to leave. Yeah, you guys just went and got the gnarliest sunburn of all time laying on top of the hotel yeah the airport hotel surrounded by asphalt just every ray is just pointed straight at your body dude you know what's pissing me off is like this whole like you need a real id thing right
Starting point is 00:48:40 and i've gone in like multiple times to try and get one and now they're like selective of when they do it and i went in today during the time that they do it and they were like sorry our systems down and then i went down the road to another place and uh sit there for like legit 30 minutes just looking at the, because I brought like 50 different documents that have my name and address on it, right? To like prove that I live at this address. And he was like, I don't think that this is going to go through. You still want me to try. It was like a mortgage document. Dude, I don't know. Mine was easy. Yeah, that's what I heard. Really? A passport, tax form, driver's license. I brought a bill with my address, which I was
Starting point is 00:49:23 told to bring. They didn't even look at that. Really? So it was just the three things. Tax form with social security number, passport. Dude, he was looking at an insurance slip that I had a mortgage amorization schedule that I just had at my house. I was like, oh, this is for sure got to work, right? There's no way you could fake this and then, yeah, a bunch of different utility bills. He was just checking out your papers. Just wanted to see what he brought probably. He's like, oh, this doesn't even count, but I'll just take a peek. Yeah, maybe. I don't know what it was, but I was just like, dude, they are making this way too difficult. Mine was real tough because the house CJ and I live in
Starting point is 00:49:57 is owned by a company. Yeah. So all, like, the bills and everything are in the company's name. So I don't have anything other than my credit card statement that proves I live there. Did you get it? Yeah, eventually I got it, but it took months. Why are they doing that? Because they can.
Starting point is 00:50:13 It's additional work for the government paper pushers. It's all it is. What are they looking for things for those guys to do? They're saying now because so many people are doing it, there are two and a half months out when we should get our real IDs in the mail. Because you can't fly without a real ID Or a passport. May 1st.
Starting point is 00:50:30 But the problem is, now I got a punch driver's license and paperwork that I keep getting hassled because I like to go places like the casino and bars, and they don't like to accept paperwork. And I'm pretty sure the paper has an expiration date on it, which I'm not sure when that is. Does it got a photo, too? It does have a photo on it, but like at the airport, not only could I not get a beer, they told me I had to leave the whole place. It's got to be a real pain for you at.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Dude, it sucks. At least two of your stops a day, you get a hassle for it. It's just, it's just so inconvenient. Like, I wish there was, like, a better way, like, I don't know. I renewed my ID. Like, is there not? Why should I now basically have this non-valid ID for two and a half months? They punch right then and there.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Extremely inconvenient. Oh, they didn't punch my ID. So they did give you your ID. Yeah. No, no, no. They gave me my ID back, but they didn't punch it. They accepted your shit. Yeah, they punched it.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yeah, they punched it. Never mind. But, Ken, you were saying they might. push it back again. Somebody was saying they're like, because it was such an absolute disaster at airports, they were just going to push it back another year. Gosh,
Starting point is 00:51:33 dude, I'd imagine. Which they have been pushing it back since when. They've been pushing it back for 20 years now. Since 2020. What? 20 years? No.
Starting point is 00:51:41 That law was enacted in like 04. What the? Okay, I started hearing about a couple years ago, 20 years is crazy. I mean, I believe you. I'm saying it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:51:49 I don't think it's a thing in Canada. I don't think you need them. No, I don't need to do either. Just open your wallet and pull out a pint going they let you on the phone. Have a good day. Yes, that a law was originally enacted in 2005 and 2008 was supposed to be the original
Starting point is 00:52:05 effective date and they've pushed it back that far. Cody got on without a real ID. I heard right when that, whatever the latest deadline was, what was it made, whatever. Month ago, two months ago, whatever it was. I heard that they were really running people through the ringer that didn't have it like TSA was. Yeah. But then that was such an unbelievable jam up.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Now they're basically, they make you hold this little red piece of paper that says non-compliant and they, like, give you an extra tap down and then just... They put it on your, like, they put this band around your head and you have to wear it through the airport. It's just so funny, you look in the line and like every fifth person's holding this little red piece of paper that says non-compliant. So if Spenny became a dual citizen, if he got a dual citizenship where he was a citizen and Canada and the U.S., could he be drafted? How old are you spent?
Starting point is 00:52:56 206. Oh, I think you're more. That's what I'm wondering. I think you're too old to be drafted now. No, but if he was, say, what's the pocket of being drafted? Like 18 to mid-20s? 26. Yeah, but they might look at that video of you hopping out that black hawk and be like,
Starting point is 00:53:14 oh, he's got experience. Oh, he's active. When they see those tits, though, I don't know. They might release. Yeah, like, how's that work? Is it only, like, natural-born U.S. citizens? He's eligible. He is eligible.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Gosh, that's crazy. You even bring this up because last night, Sydney was like, you know what's wild to think about? If the draft happened, statistically, one guy in the crew... One in five? Would get drafted. Yeah, hell even two. We're too old now.
Starting point is 00:53:41 I have a disability, so I wouldn't have been able to anything. You're right. I have a disability as well. I got Crohn's disease. What am I going to do? What am I going to do? Run around with a lunch kit with my shot in it? Boop your pants. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Can't be on time. I think so. Yeah We're not dealing with this guy He keeps talking back You'd have to learn a whole other Way of time Like 0400
Starting point is 00:54:02 Like what the fuck time is that 4 am I know I think the only first people I could go Would be Dalton and Ben Oh dude Dalton would be the pocket They would look at him as such a beast They would be like He even looks like it
Starting point is 00:54:14 Even looks like he could be too Dude Alone fighter Like they'd send him man as a spy He wouldn't even get like a team or a crew That'd be like All right you're going in alone He'd like what alone
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah, Dolan, you better be more selective of what you post on social media. Otherwise, you're going to get put on, like, the top 0%. Don't be posting that buzz cutter. You'll be getting drafted right away. They're like, he's already ready to rip. Yeah, look at him. He's got a mustache and a buzz cut. He's ready for it.
Starting point is 00:54:39 I honestly could see Dalton being a beast. He just goes so hard that he'd be out there just fucking... I could see being a sniper. Take, like, a whole town out. Oh, yeah. I could see him doing, like, unnecessary stuff, though. Like, somebody gets shot and they're not injured, but then they can walk, and Dalton's like,
Starting point is 00:54:54 on my shoulders. I'll carry you up. And the guy's like, I can walk. I can walk. Just get on my shoulders. He's hopping. He's hopping on like the Blackhawk and he's like, yo, can you take a picture of me real quick to like a sergeant? And he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:55:11 yeah, he's like thirps traveling on it. He starts doing a little fucking TikTok. He's like, what's what you look like with my hand up here? Well, that's, I see you like, you know how they send dudes out just to be cameramen, like just to take pictures and videos? Like, that's a legit position. Which I see you having, but then I also see him and be like, I need to grab an M-16 or some shit. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Should I get rollers of the tank? Hold on, guys. Hold up, guys. Hold up. Let me get ahead. I'm going to get a shot of it leaving town. It actually would be pretty fire content. Yeah, you would start recruiting like hell up people into the military because the videos would be so fire.
Starting point is 00:55:45 I would want to work my way up to a high rank. If I were to go, I wouldn't want to just hold the camera. Oh, yeah, I feel you. If I was going to go, I'm going to actually do it. Well, dude, honestly, I think the guy with the. cameras got the biggest fucking balls out there. It's like that shit.
Starting point is 00:55:57 All he's got is a pistol. So it comes out. He's just, oh shit. Have you ever seen World War II in color on, on Netflix? Basically, they took all this old film
Starting point is 00:56:07 and colorized it and then like narrated over it and put sounds and shit. And the whole time, all I was thinking was like, bro, you get drafted and you're already like fuck.
Starting point is 00:56:18 And then they go, they're like, gun, gun. All right, here's a camera. You're like, camera. What am I supposed to?
Starting point is 00:56:24 And they drop you off on the bank. They drop you up in the bank. Everyone's shooting you. What the fuck is this? The whole time also I was wondering, I was like, man, is amazing that these camera guys even made it back. Like, just think how many of them probably, like how much footage was lost or whatever. But yeah, like, that's a real thing. Unless there was some kind of treaty where it's like, we're not going to shoot the camera.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I don't think that's how war works. I don't think that's how like, you know, the Japanese or the. Nazis or any of them. Yeah, when they were coming in their kamikaze planes, they were in like, oh, abort mission. Hold on, hold off, hold off. There's a cameraman.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Don't's just like... You got this camera just fucking lugging around. You're like, what is this? Can you see a drill sergeant? Pan! Pan! I mean the Blackhawk trying to upload footage to Pat. Yeah, Don...
Starting point is 00:57:13 Dude, don't... Like, bro, chill. Got the Starlink. Dalton's like, let me put the Starlink up. I need to drop footage to Pat. Dude, I would be pissed if Dalton got drafted. I would be too. I'm trying to, I'd be like, you sure you want this guy?
Starting point is 00:57:26 He's actually not that, like, I'd be trying to talk him out of it. Here, look at these TikToks. Look at this. He's going to, he's been doing this in the blockers or whatever. The barracks. Look at this. He's got filters on. You don't want him down there.
Starting point is 00:57:39 I was talking to my buddy. He was a, he's a Marine. And he was telling me that there's like the Marines that are in the band. And I was like, oh, it just seemed. Is the band what we think it is? You are making music. Yes. The Marine band?
Starting point is 00:57:54 Is it a band? Yes. Is there just one? I don't think so. But you have to do all the same train. Like these Marines, right? They go through the gnarliest training. Like they got their main gig and then they're like, oh, like, I'm also in the band.
Starting point is 00:58:05 I don't know. Look it up, actually. That's a good question. I guess I didn't ask that. I was picturing like drums, guitar, bass. But it's, yeah, it's like an orchestra. Can you imagine if you're like running an attack? Think about like the beach when they storm the beach or whatever.
Starting point is 00:58:18 But if they had. But there's music in the background. Yeah, just to like fire up the crew. Just to get everyone. going. I got goosebumps just thinking about it. Actually, hearing, like, all the stuff that was, like, going on with, like, the bombs. Not very often are you, like, sitting there thinking about the safety of our country? Because I feel like, well, one, we're living in the middle of the country in, like, the most, like, probably least expected spot to have, like, any real danger.
Starting point is 00:58:43 But I was like, dude, they are so pissed off at us. They hate us so much. Like, they're going to try and retaliate. And what is going to happen because of this? where I was, like, kind of concerned about the safety of our country for, like, the first time ever. To be fair, they've hated us for the last, like, 40 years. So what did they bomb? Did they bomb the spot where they have all the uranium?
Starting point is 00:59:07 Because they were building basically an atomic bomb. And they were saying they weren't. The U.S. bombed, like, the facility where they were, like, enriching the uranium. Yeah, exactly. And so enriched uranium is what you need to make an atomic bomb. Yeah. Nuclear bomb. Why are they building it, you know, like,
Starting point is 00:59:22 Like, if you're not planning on using it, and they've been lying saying that they weren't building it, but they obviously are. They think there's like a bunker. So I'm assuming that's what they... There's like three different facilities that the U.S. bombed in Iran. Which was a smart play. I don't know. It's hard to know what's going on. I've seen a bunch of different videos.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Yeah, it's so hard to know what's real or fake. I like kind of got like on that like TikTok thread of just like recommended so many different videos just based on that. It's hard to know like which ones are true. You got like both sides. you know one side saying that it was the best thing that could have happened the other side saying that it's the worst thing that could happen and then you got people saying like oh they missed and here's proof of it and then there's other people saying like there's no possible way they could have missed and even if they were close enough it it wouldn't have destroyed the uh because it was
Starting point is 01:00:12 what 80 feet underground or something that they were saying about 300 feet underground oh 300 or feet underground. Supposedly there was like a plane or some kind of bomb that then would like go in. It's called like a bunker buster bomb. So like when it hits the ground, there's one charge that goes off that then like drills that one further down until it like gets near the bunker with that that second one then blows up. From what I gathered, it seemed like a smart play to me. Because like you definitely don't want them having this bomb that's capable of mass, mass,
Starting point is 01:00:42 mass destruction because I do believe they'd probably use it because they fucking hate us. fucking suicide bomb for years. Like, they think they're doing something honorable. So, like, they probably think, like, oh, if we destroy all of us in the process, we're going to this better spot. But I don't know if that's truly what Iran believes. I just know that's what the Taliban
Starting point is 01:01:00 believes. No, Iran, like, hates their slogan is, like, death to America. Yeah, their slogan is death to America. It's a terrible slogan, honestly. I don't like it. It seems wild that you would bring an enemy out of, like, the most powerful country in the world. Well, yeah, and that's the other thing. I saw this, this, uh, this visual.
Starting point is 01:01:15 showing how many like fighter jets each country had and Iran was literally the smallest and they had like 300 or something like that the US had 14,000. The one thing I've taken away from all of that going on in the news is how gnarly the B2 bomber is. The plane that they flew over there and dropped like the bunker busters in. Each bomb weighs 15,000 pounds. Wait, no, is it 30,000 pounds a bomb? I think it's 30,000 pounds of bomb. 30,000 a bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So flying with 60,000 pounds. pounds. Yeah. And these things are going under the radar. They're like completely stealth. Dude, it's like the only plane that can, like, move the way that it does without getting detected by the radar. I think it can fly. It has enough gas. It can fly around the world once with the gas. They got it with refueling stops in the air. Oh, okay. I think it's like 5,000 miles
Starting point is 01:02:05 it can go before it. But each one is two billion bucks. They're getting replaced too. Yeah, I saw that. But the U.S. has like 21 of them. I think Heavy D is going to try to pick one up. probably they go to auction or something i'd imagine so he'll pick it up for pennies on the dollar and he'll refurb it and then the next thing you know we'll be flying in the back of it i'll just take one ride though you know that whole once-in-a-lifetime thing or whatever what's that helicopter that he's looking at or just got or uh chinook two chopper ones a huge cargo helicopter like how freaking cool is that that thing can literally carry a tank could carry a yeah multiple cars tank a couple homebies Dude, that's crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Just helicoptered into a spot, have all your toys, truck. You can truck with your bikes in the back, just land, drive right over. That's the play. I think the biggest thing that was like, I guess, to take away from it is one, taking away their nuclear power, but two, it's like showing how good the U.S. is at doing something of this scale and going completely undetected and then being a success. And it, like, shows the power of it to the rest of the countries. I think just like Trump swinging is nuts.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Yeah, it just sets an example, like, not to mess with him. It was like a going thing that people were saying, like, he's all talk, all talk, all talk. And then this one was like, yeah. Other countries are probably like, I don't really want to mess with them because I don't know what he will do. Trump was in Canada right before it, too, for a meeting. Did you guys know about that? No, I didn't. There's a meeting right near Calgary called the G7 for all the world leaders.
Starting point is 01:03:37 And Trump was there and he left and didn't meet some of the leaders and that everybody was mad. They had, like, so much police in the city. They toured them out to Banff, and they had a meeting in Banff, and the whole Banff area was shut down. It was pretty insane. Like, you couldn't even go into Banff or do anything. I bet they fire the Canadians up, though, yeah? Ah, like, they were definitely taking high alert when Trump was there.
Starting point is 01:04:02 What did they think he was going to do? He's like a 50-50 like or hate in Canada. Oh, so it's like the U.S.? It's like the U.S., yeah. So do people in Canada, like, follow U.S. news? Yeah. I mean, we get a lot of it for sure. Honestly, just around the world, they know what's going on with Trump, for sure.
Starting point is 01:04:18 Like, they know what's going on in the U.S. It's definitely like a talked about thing in all countries, I would say. Like, when he's making big moves and stuff and the elections, everybody's watching the elections, like, world round the elections getting watched. I love watching, like, Australian news reporting on U.S. So, Spenny, Evan toasted the tire on your bike last night, or what? Yeah, brand new bike. He did the same thing to me.
Starting point is 01:04:41 Jumped on it and just toast it. it. Did I burn a tire off your bike? No remorse. Which bike? Which bike? My gold wing. You want to know how I'm going to be? You butted it up against the Starcrate and just heated it up. Okay, that
Starting point is 01:04:54 I would say I did much more damage to your gold wing tire. Yeah, propping you up, getting it hot and just staying in it. Were you there when I did that even? I was there physically. Yeah, that's right. You were probably giving me thumbs up about it. I do remember that half of it was a burnout and half of it was
Starting point is 01:05:10 a clutch burn. But then it was just hilarious spend he's like yeah my tire's all toast because evan was piled up last night gave that thing with four miles of fresh heater and then i was like dang he's getting a track record for it it cooked it's not cooked but i mean it definitely took some life off of it you just said you're putting a moto tire on it anyways at some point i'm gonna that doesn't mean you got to go jump on a guy's brand new bike and roast his tire i wanted to see what it could do a couple license plate scrapes A couple Bernies, you know? Really?
Starting point is 01:05:41 You dropped her back? Could a drag fender? Yeah, we were dragging. Oh, yeah, we both did. I could, I could snap that license played off right now. Dude, that's actually pretty sick. Yeah. It's a motorcycle.
Starting point is 01:05:51 That's the same thing. Yeah, but it's a big motorcycle. No, no, no, no, no. This is a different one. So this is like the all, this is the newest one that they just dropped. It's way smaller, right? Yeah. It's basically a 450, a 450 dirt bike with like a big tank, fairings and, like, dual sport
Starting point is 01:06:08 tires and like KYB suspensions it's actually pretty sick I've been loving it you guys ever seen the show or maybe it's a movie uh I think it's called Great Way Around no never heard of it it's two guys that hop on BMW like GSs is I actually have seen that and they ride motorcycle around the entire world I have seen that they gotta take some boats at some point yeah yeah they ferry they ferry yeah they ferry a couple of it sounds like if Ben and Spenny went on a cross Cost country adventure. Look at these bears. Ben went dual sporting.
Starting point is 01:06:43 One tent. One sleeping bag. We do got to do some. How did I get roped into this shit? After the weekend, you're, yeah. I was just the storyteller. You're the new guy, Ben. Hey, I was just storyteller.
Starting point is 01:06:57 You're the new guy. No, no, no. I mean, there was one other couple on the boat. Who? Ah, I'm just let that go. All right. We do got to do some dual sporting, though. Even Mike.
Starting point is 01:07:08 jumped on it and he's like dude it's pretty sick you can just ride that thing on the road and then just pop off and rip on the track get another motorcycle might as well sell the harley get a dual sport flush mike doesn't sell no i don't sell just like cj do you still have the goldling yeah yeah yeah what do you foresee is in the future for that unit i don't know man i literally don't know should turn it into like a amphibious goldling or something that'd be pretty good i mean i don't really have to use for it right now to be honest i wanted to get like a harley for this summer I want to clean up, I want to clean up that, that red one and ride that. You guys should just ride ours.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Dude, Harleys are so lame. Shut up, Evan. You love Harleys. You have ridden Harleys more than anyone in this group. You ride them and you enjoy them. I've never ridden them other than for content. Second, I just told this to Mike, like an hour before the podcast. The only time I remotely felt the vibe of a Harley is when I was blasting the,
Starting point is 01:08:07 like booby luda valley through the moab canyons on like the one bike had a pretty nice sound system you were enjoying it i mean just with your darker buddy cameras or anything that's you know me and spani are darker buddy we're cutting up moab blasted some tunes yeah just there's so many other functional bikes i feel like like why not have something that performed yeah what is your like if you were to get a bike right now maybe an mt o nine okay yeah yeah i'd be maybe so i mean an r6 also like How could you go wrong with it, classic R6? But M2.09's like a nice blend. Even the 7.
Starting point is 01:08:42 You actually like the R6. Yeah. Have you seen what he's done on that? Bro, there's no one. There's no one that has ridden an R6 the way Evan has. I'm kicking myself for not jumping on Big Wrenches' buddies R6. Murdered out black like 09 R6. I don't know why we didn't buy that.
Starting point is 01:09:02 He sent it a couple times and I was just... We didn't have any projects for it. I guarantee you. Yeah, taxes. We were probably trying to save money. We can't buy one without a project because then it'll just get thrash. But if we buy one for a project and it's too nice, then I don't know. This is a happy medium.
Starting point is 01:09:17 It's just such a, like, kind of like CJ's is just like a pristine R6. I feel like this black one is just a little older generation. It was murdered out black. It was so good. Like all of our 6es are nice. But this one was special. In reality, bro, you don't need a, you don't need a fast motorcycle. It's not a good idea.
Starting point is 01:09:34 I should just get a grom. Yeah. Yeah. But also, I could never drive a grom on public roads. It's just such a bad look. Or I mean, papios. Papios are cool. Same thing as a grom, though.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Fun for stunting. Let me rip the parking lot on it. Let me drive it up Hell's Gate. But I really don't want to commute. I would grom if I was in a pack of dudes doing wheelies. I'm only hating on the grom for if you're just solo mission commuting somewhere, it's just, it just feels so weird. I mean, either way, they're. fun clearly like you would have a blast but it's the same thing as if you saw a pack of dudes on
Starting point is 01:10:12 pit bike 110s doing wheelies down the street versus a pack of dudes on 250s and 450s doing wheelies the dudes on 250s are going to look way cooler than the dudes putting around doing little wheelies on the 110 it's true and I'd be the dude on the 110 so like I can say that yeah I don't know I kind of want to get like a road glide maybe I would ride it like twice though yeah you would like Other than, like, our one trip to Sturgis, like, what used you have for that bike? No, I don't know. That actually would be a Sturgis guy thing to do, though, is drop a bag on a bike to look cool in Sturgis for three days. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:47 I was seeing on just a nice one. But, I mean, for our Sturgis plans, it doesn't make sense. For what we're planning on doing to Sturgis this year? We got the build we're doing. We got, so we got last year's build, the K truck. We got the build we're doing this year. We got three street glides. Yeah, so it doesn't even make sense to get a bike.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Some guys, that's going to be hard to make. It's a real thing when you have so many toys, you won't end up using. You just don't get to use them as much as you'd like. And Mike knows it better than anyone. But even really me, like I don't, I really don't hardly ever ride my R6 because it's just... I forgot you had one. It's impractical because, like, I got a go or I'm carrying something or I have a passenger. You can't throw your golf bag on the back of the R-Series.
Starting point is 01:11:31 You actually can. No, yeah, you can. You could wear out. I've seen clips. It's just such a, it's kind of a pain. like to get around it really is the only reason that i remembered that you had an r6 is that i almost backed into it yesterday with the el camino because the brakes when it's sitting for a while they don't work that great so i'm just pushing them to the floor and i'm like oh my god i'm going to run
Starting point is 01:11:52 into this shelf and between the shelf and my car was your r6 how funny would it be if you destroyed cj's r6 without even driving it's still still doing all right you know so we Like, I'm just glad, like, he hasn't, like, come home from 18 holes and then Zorba's and then decided that he was going to take my R6 for a burnout or something. A standard afternoon? Yeah. Standard afternoon for Evan. And then pop the motor or something.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Although the motors on R6s don't blow up, as we've learned. Ryan did manage to blow one up. The only one. That's true. But that's because it was in a quad. The motor wasn't happy. It was very uncomfortable. So our old shoppan, Tanner, he texted me this week and was like, hey,
Starting point is 01:12:36 like could I take your R6 out and I was like yeah so he took it out for the day and I like texted him like the next day and I was like hey what'd you think of it he's like it was fun but like kind of hard on the wrists in the back and he's like 19 saying that so I'm like yeah yeah everyone feels it dude riding that R's what how many miles do we ride in Sturgis last year 12 I was beat up from riding granted the R6 I was riding is pounded the lot of play I think that one might actually be smoother than a normal R6 because the, like, the suspension moves more versus being rock hard. Yeah, up and down it's supposed to, but not front to back.
Starting point is 01:13:14 That's true. But yeah, just crouched over on those things. I mean, you got to be passionate about that crotch racket lifestyle. Yeah. And that's, I think, the biggest problem with it. But it also looks so cool that I don't want to sell it. It is sick. Dude, it's a sweet bike.
Starting point is 01:13:30 And I do like driving it to, like, a short distance, like, two miles down the road to, like, go get a candy bar my dad had the uh it's it's like the touring version of our touring version of the r6 or crotch rocket fjr yamaa fjr and he put like a billion miles on that thing like he would dude he would travel all over the place like i think he did like all 50 states on that bike your dad has put like you're saying a shitload of miles on bikes shit load has he ever came across a deer or laid one down or i don't think he has there is that story though when he came across that guy who sped past him in the middle of the night he was on this road right and this dude just flies past him i think it was raining maybe even
Starting point is 01:14:14 is part of the story flies past him and then you know probably five 10 miles up the road comes up the car's crashed in the ditch a bow he hit a cow on the road going very fast and the car was on fire and like his either wife or fiance her girlfriend was in the cat was freaking out and the guy was dead dude that's what I was thinking when we were down in we around Kansas City or somewhere when we were driving to Missouri we're on like five lanes of traffic
Starting point is 01:14:46 big concrete walls on the side and there were some bikes just cutting up ripping and yes you got to look out for other cars but I feel like the wildlife is less of a concern like around Minnesota it's just so scary so out of your control like a deer could come flying out in front of you on the bike and if you hit it you're freaking you can be the best rider you can be paying such good attention but when there's a forest four feet off the road
Starting point is 01:15:13 and the deer there's just nothing you can do it. The other thing too is like those bikes are so fast so it's like every time I hop on the thing I allegedly touch like a hundred because it's just easy you could easily. Yeah in first gear. Yeah you could just hit a turtle if you just tap the turtle. Okay come on now CJ we're talking about deer running out of the woods. Turtle? No, it's true, though. A turtle. You should be able to avoid the turtle.
Starting point is 01:15:40 At 100, though, you don't see it. It blends in with the road. It's just launch. It'll just set you off enough. Okay, I guess, speaking of hitting turtles, do you remember when Ken is pulling the wake boat with this Tesla? Yes, we thought it was the big, it wasn't a turtle. I was a tortoise.
Starting point is 01:15:56 It was the size of this table. I thought Ken had a flat tire and a bent wheel. after that. And he was pulling my boat behind his Tesla plaid. I thought the hitch was going to fall off. We hit so hard. There was oncoming traffic and like I couldn't really swerve to do much. So just kind of like just ran that thing over.
Starting point is 01:16:14 I was in the car and I just remember you making a noise. I was just like, oh. And just it felt so violent. Like what are we dragging? What did we break a battery off this thing? Car was fine. Just had some turtle guts on the underage. tortoises are
Starting point is 01:16:31 a luxury pet just like bees just like bees which I'm still getting are you getting bees I'm putting them I'm putting them on the track no bees are almost strictly business my guy yeah bees are luxury pet yeah it looks like CJ finally
Starting point is 01:16:47 made it up next podcast he's going to be talking about a worm farm you can't just get them and then say their luxury pet DJ is just looking for happiness in the form of another living being We're considering a dog, I'm fucking, I'll go with the bees. The bees are easier, and I figured Ken could take care of them.
Starting point is 01:17:05 What do we do with the bees in the winter? No, kid it. What do you do? You're going to put them in your house? Right after you for the winter. In the merch bar. You're getting a dog, too. I was.
Starting point is 01:17:17 I was all set up, and then I pulled it out. A Frenchie? No, it was an English bulldog. English bulldog? I'm not home enough. Alex isn't known enough. Makes sense. I wasn't going to bring it to the shop because then it'll get all dirty, and then it'll come home.
Starting point is 01:17:29 and then out we have everything in the house is white because that's what Alex likes and she likes everything super clean so it would get everything dirty that three wheeler Gavin's never been in your house has he? Yeah he came in there once and he just made an absolute mess out of the place
Starting point is 01:17:48 bro you guys like out of everyone's house everyone probably comes there the most and Alex is like just so clean and like there's nothing dirty in the house And then, like, you guys all come over and just tear it up. And she's just, like, in strassing out. I kind of want to sneak in there sometime. Just use the toilet.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Dude, I feel like I get that you guys all have, like, your personal space. But, like, everything that you buy is partially because of me as well. Same vice versa. Everything I buy is because of you guys. I help pay for that toilet. And I feel like if anyone gets to, like, enjoy it or share. it with. I'm all right with it being my business partners. I agree. That's where I'm at too. And honestly, even if it wasn't, I mean, you guys are my best friend. So it's like, yeah, you might
Starting point is 01:18:37 be a little dirty. You might smell. You might smell. But this is just what we're working with Alex. Might destroy the toilet every time you come over. So be it. That's how it is. And I'm not going to not have you over at my house because of that. Does Alex clean the entire house? Well, with Ken downstairs. That's where I was getting that. She drops the downstairs. She doesn't do the basement. Dude, she did for a while, but it was so bad. Have you tried to pay her? I don't vacuum the downstairs, but like Ken's bathroom shouldn't touch. What do you think the price take would be on Ken's bathroom?
Starting point is 01:19:09 Once Ken gets out of the house, like, probably going to just gut that whole thing. Yeah, no shit. Ken, I can't believe. I can't, Ken, you are the most, like, I would say, extravagant guy I know with your amenities, right? You got a fine taste. When I go into your bathroom and I see your toilet, your prize possession, and, dude, I can barely sit on that thing. The only thing I think of how the fuck does Ken deal with this? It runs that thing hard.
Starting point is 01:19:38 It kind of got to the point where it was like, okay, I'm going to build my own house and then I don't have to worry about the short shower or the super weird toilet. What does this have to do with a dirty toilet? I was like, I can't believe Ken didn't just put a bidet and a normal sized toilet in this thing. It's like one of those toilets that when you're sitting on it, like your knees almost gross. go up because you're sitting so low. It's a short ball. It's a 90s toilet and it's like very small. Like it's short this way too.
Starting point is 01:20:07 So it's like more of a circle than an oval. It's more of a circle than an oval. So back when we were co-owning it and we were remodeling it, I mean, I put new toilets in the upstairs, downstairs and like installed them and everything. Ken could have very easily have picked up a toilet and had it split three ways in the cost of it.
Starting point is 01:20:24 But he just didn't want to do it. That bathroom needs more than a toilet. It needs, like, new flooring. But I mean, a couple hundred dollar toilet wouldn't have been the end of the world. The toilet literally would take 15 minutes to swap out. It's so easy. But now it's like yours is so far gone. I'm not touching it.
Starting point is 01:20:40 Got it. Like, I'm waiting until the demo crew comes in and just fucking starts tearing it out. Well, all right, boys. Thanks for having me. I really appreciate it. Yeah, thanks for coming on, Mike. Thanks, guys. Yeah, I'm happy to be hanging with you guys again.
Starting point is 01:20:52 Drop a comment. Talk to me. Subscribe if you haven't. Talk to me, baby. Yeah, Mike will be in the comments responding. The last thing about, like, having your buddies on your stuff, freaking all dirty and greasy and whatever. Gavin got back from Trikefest and straight to the private jet. Like, he showed up basically that night and then that morning we got on the private jet.
Starting point is 01:21:12 And he easily, the muddiest boots have ever seen on any private plane. Like, he's like, sorry, boys, I came straight from Trig Fest. Why didn't he just banged them together. I know. He left some much. And when he was sitting there, it's like, you know, just like. Every time he moves a little bit falls off. Yeah, yeah, because it gets dry and brittle.
Starting point is 01:21:29 And he, you know, he's sitting there. He's drinking 15 tonies on the way there. And he's just, you know, he's laughing. He's banging his boots together when he's laughing, right? By the time we got off that plane, the two pilots were standing there with, like, the little hand dicing vacuum, like, in their hand. And before the last one was off, they started cleaning up. Yeah, dude, I'm all for getting money,
Starting point is 01:21:50 but you don't got to drag it with you for the next month afterwards, though. Thanks for listening, boys. And girls, and we'll see you next week, next Tuesday. See ya. Peace.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.